1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:25,059 We stand today at the threshold of a great event. 3 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:30,231 Both in the life of the United Nations and in the life of mankind. 4 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:35,469 This universal declaration of human rights may well become 5 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:39,574 the international Magna Carta of all men everywhere. 6 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:47,417 You only meet your once-in-a-lifetime friend once in a lifetime, 7 00:00:47,782 --> 00:00:49,989 and I had to travel a long way to realize that. 8 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,426 That October, I'd just turned 15 years old. 9 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:56,261 My mother was dead, and I thought it was my fault. 10 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:59,033 Home was the last place I wanted to be. 11 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,436 I wanted it to swallow me up. 12 00:01:02,550 --> 00:01:04,532 - But she wouldn't let it. - Thank goodness you're home. 13 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,567 Can I run through my speech with you one more time? 14 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,769 I'm tired of hearing that stupid speech. 15 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:14,208 I just want to make sure I've memorized it and left nothing out when I introduce her. 16 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,343 And I'm nervous. 17 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,645 I'm sure Mrs. Roosevelt won't mind if you leave something out. 18 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,447 You should come with me to hear Mrs. Roosevelt. 19 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:23,718 You're the future of this country. You and Max the Wax, God forbid. 20 00:01:23,818 --> 00:01:25,419 I mean, things are hard for women today. 21 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,588 When are you gonna learn that women need to stick together? 22 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:30,524 I stick together. Me and Max the Wax are going to the movies later to see Gidget. 23 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:33,227 Would you at least pick Henry up from school so that I'm not late? 24 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:34,996 No! Let the little wiener walk. I had to. 25 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:39,670 Thanks a lot. Dinner is in the oven, make a vegetable and I don't mean corn. 26 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:56,550 One of the most famous stars in Hollywood history is dead at 36. 27 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,986 Marilyn Monroe was found dead in bed 28 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:01,422 under circumstances that were in tragic contrast 29 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:04,225 to her glamorous career as a comic talent. 30 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:07,306 On the surface, she seemed to have such a sensible mind... 31 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,252 She was fate because of me. 32 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:29,594 She was hit by a car. 33 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,928 My mother loved Eleanor Roosevelt. 34 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:14,563 She said she was the greatest First Lady our country ever had. 35 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:32,246 Women gotta stick together, don't you know? 36 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:34,749 - Why can't we have corn? - No more corn. 37 00:03:34,849 --> 00:03:36,351 Is Dad gonna eat? 38 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,195 I don't know. He's busy. 39 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:41,522 He's always busy. I wish he'd be a pumpkin man again. 40 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,825 We're not pumpkin people no more because Mom's gone, 41 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:47,428 and he don't give a flip about pumpkins no more. 42 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:50,731 Heck, I don't think he'd even notice if one of us went missing. 43 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:54,779 This don't taste like sloppy joe. I wish Mom could make it. 44 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,745 It's Mom's same recipe, so quit complaining. 45 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,774 - And we're still a family. - I'm itchy. 46 00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:00,875 Me, too. 47 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,517 It's because you have the chicken pox. 48 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:06,549 I'm next, ain't I? 49 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:08,418 Warren! 50 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:12,755 Marilyn, rest in peace. 51 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,865 And RIP Jesus. 52 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,493 Elvis? 53 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,194 You chewed up my letter! 54 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,029 - I'm gonna have a serious talk with you... - "Dear Eleanor... 55 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,464 - ...when I get home. - "...my name is Maxine Wax, 56 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:24,632 "and I'm 15 years old. 57 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:27,975 "You may have already heard of me as my family is very famous." 58 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:29,336 Keep reading. 59 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:32,239 "I'm writing to you because my best friend Ellie has gone berserk 60 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:35,209 "and practically lost her mind. 61 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:38,245 "Her mom died this last summer, and I know it would mean a lot to her 62 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:40,214 "if she could meet you and get some words of encouragement 63 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,749 - "from a real trooper." - Okay, skip to the end. 64 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:42,850 Right there, Billy. 65 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,286 "Sincerely, sincerely, Maxine Wax. 66 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:46,854 "P.S. You're probably a very busy person. 67 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,823 "You can just send her an autographed picture of yourself 68 00:04:48,923 --> 00:04:50,357 "because that would be neat, too. 69 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,697 "Thanks, Mrs. Roosevelt." 70 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:55,463 I liked maps. 71 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,933 I could look at the State Farm Road Atlas for hours. 72 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:02,136 Opening it gave you a sense of adventure, and that everything was possible. 73 00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:03,237 Ellie! 74 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:05,306 And that you could plot a new life for yourself. 75 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,613 And the red-lined highways would take you there. 76 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:10,012 Ellie, are you up there? 77 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,548 Max the Wax and I are going to Dairy Deluxe! Wanna come? 78 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,752 Yeah, hold on. 79 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,623 Hi, Annabell. 80 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:21,522 Say... 81 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:22,893 Say, "Hey, Max." 82 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:25,798 Okay. 83 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,303 Come here. 84 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,771 Don't fall. Don't fall. 85 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:34,502 Hey, look out for her. 86 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,604 - What, come on! - You promised! 87 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:53,954 Hey, did you guys know that Manteca is the pumpkin capital of the world? 88 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:58,333 I'm serious. Without Manteca there wouldn't even be a Halloween. 89 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:01,595 - Hey, Billy. - Don't. Don't start with that again. 90 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,631 - Billy! - You guys know that 91 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,802 - I do not like that, Max! - Billy! 92 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,443 There's your dad, sitting in his truck staring at nothing again. 93 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,076 Come on, let's go. 94 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:23,817 Saturdays, we confessed. Max loved to confess. 95 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,754 One time she was in there for two whole hours. 96 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:30,291 But I knew my sin was so bad, no amount of Hail Marys could save me. 97 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:31,461 You're up. 98 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:39,469 I got nine Our Fathers, 10 Hail Marys and six Acts of Contrition. 99 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,071 And they want to see me again next week. 100 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:46,607 After confession, we'd go to the movies with our cleansed souls. 101 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:47,908 We were good for the first two minutes, 102 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:50,578 and then impure thoughts about Warren Beatty would creep in. 103 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:51,713 We're going to hell. 104 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:56,984 I understand, that's probably a good idea. Hi. 105 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,053 I'll give you $250. That's more than fair. 106 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:00,621 $250? 107 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,624 I'm sure it is fair, but Carolina's piano is not for sale. 108 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:06,034 - $300. - $300. 109 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,362 - Why is your mouth blue, son? - Don't know, sir. 110 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:11,098 - Jack, go wash your face, okay? - I did, and it don't come off. 111 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:14,236 The thing is, we're gonna keep the piano, all right? 112 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,416 Come here, come on. 113 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,287 Oh, my Lord, me, too. Come here. 114 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:31,785 You're hot. 115 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:32,989 It's all right. 116 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,556 Come on. 117 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:39,936 Let's go find him, come on. 118 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:58,780 Nothing. 119 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,890 Couple of little ladies headed your way. 120 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:05,822 Shit. 121 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,258 Third one's got it. Fourth one's gonna get it. 122 00:08:08,389 --> 00:08:10,057 - Get what? - Chicken pox. 123 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,825 I'm not gonna get it because I already had it. 124 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,894 But now she's running a fever and she won't stop crying, 125 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,130 and somebody's got to take her temperature and I'm not gonna do it. 126 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:17,231 Why not? 127 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,867 Because it goes up her butt, that's why. 128 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,935 She needs to go to a doctor, but I'm not grown-up 129 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,845 and I'm not her parent so you gotta do it, 130 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,013 or you can do this. 131 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,476 - Okay. - You are on your own, buddy. 132 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:30,748 I'll be in the car. 133 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,756 I'm gonna concede this game. 134 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:39,123 Dr. Henning to pediatrics. Dr. Henning to pediatrics, please. 135 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:43,496 Hi. Thank you. 136 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,993 Give her baby aspirin until her fever reduces. 137 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,094 Okay. 138 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,700 She don't look too bad. 139 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,588 - I'm trying, Ellie. - Not hard enough, Dad. 140 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,978 - She still sleeping? - Yeah. 141 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,069 All the kids are home sick today, 142 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,205 so you're gonna have to stay here and take care of them. 143 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:33,182 I have a big history test I can't miss. 144 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,085 Okay, well, I'll... 145 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,055 I'll call Grandma and... 146 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,657 There's a party at Tom's tonight. 147 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,793 - You want to come over? - No, no, daddy-o. 148 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:57,398 I'm going to Motorcycle Rita's to get drunk and have sex and do drugs. 149 00:09:57,498 --> 00:09:59,566 No doll's called Motorcycle Rita. 150 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:02,569 Yes, there is. And that's where Marijuana Millie's going tonight. 151 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,004 No doll's named Marijuana. 152 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,572 Okay, maybe not your dolls, 153 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:08,809 but my dolls do a lot of interesting things yours would never do. 154 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:12,356 Well, my dolls like to go camping all the time at Lake Don Pedro. 155 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:13,747 And eat tacos and swim. 156 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:17,192 Who cares about tacos and Lake Don Pedro? 157 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,193 What's been up with you lately? 158 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,257 I thought we were playing dolls and having fun and stuff like that, 159 00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:25,860 and all of a sudden your doll is out of control. 160 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,263 - Millie used to own a bakery. - She sold it. 161 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:31,001 Can't be naked and own a bakery. 162 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,034 I'm going home. 163 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:35,969 Wait. 164 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,905 I thought we were gonna make s'mores, 165 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:41,043 and camp out in the backyard with the Little Elvis and play records all night long. 166 00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:43,811 It's not gonna be any fun if it's just me and him. 167 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:46,213 Aren't we a little old to be playing with dolls? 168 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,657 Yeah, that'll be the day. 169 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,462 I'll see you later. 170 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,069 Come on. Ellie's all right. 171 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,938 You have no idea how bad it is, Billy. 172 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,607 She's no fun anymore. She doesn't even want to play dolls. 173 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,108 You guys still play dolls? 174 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,643 Stop giving me the business. 175 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:20,418 How would an autographed picture of Mrs. Roosevelt make Ellie be fun again? 176 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:21,918 It just would. 177 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,686 Billy, I'm 15 years old, okay? 178 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:29,393 Fifteen is the age when girls start to lose it and Ellie's almost 16. 179 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,191 - So what do you think that means? - I really... 180 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,328 - I really have no idea. - Of course, you're a boy. 181 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,030 Are you going to the Rock Around the Clock hop? 182 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:40,134 If no other fellow has asked you to go, we could go together. 183 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,804 I mean, I'm sure... I'm sure that you have a lot of guys you like, so. 184 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,817 Listen, Billy, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. 185 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:51,283 I know you think us girls think about you guys all the time, but we don't. 186 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:52,813 Okay? 187 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,415 So I'll see you soon. 188 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,885 And next time, can I have my cone swirled instead of just plain vanilla? 189 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,720 And can you dip it, too, please? 190 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,766 - Yeah, sure. - Au revoir. 191 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:10,935 "Dear Max, 192 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,004 "thank you so much for your letter. 193 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,507 "At the moment, I'm out of pictures of myself. 194 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,477 "But I was thinking 195 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,744 "maybe someday you and your friend Ellie 196 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,347 "can come to visit me at my home in New York. 197 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,252 "Sincerely, Eleanor Roosevelt." 198 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,833 Now you look like you came from New York. 199 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,744 - Don't forget to check the mail, by the way. - All right. 200 00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,520 Guess what? Okay, I wrote a letter to Eleanor Roosevelt 201 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,722 to get an autographed picture for you and she wrote me back, 202 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:12,770 and she wants to meet us, so pack your bags because we're going to New York! 203 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,038 We're going to New York! 204 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:17,864 Gee whiz! 205 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:21,268 ...rainfall have left many homes in the metro area knee deep in floodwater. 206 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,737 Power was out for three hours in eastern metro 207 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:27,741 because of downed hydro-fines and police report at feast 200 accidents. 208 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,843 No injuries were reported. 209 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,481 The search for escaped prisoner Frank Morris and the Anglin brothers has been called off. 210 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,750 The three escaped from Alcatraz five months ago, 211 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,852 but no bodies have been recovered. 212 00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:10,587 I don't know why I said those things to my mother. 213 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:14,089 I regretted them the second they fell out of my mouth. 214 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,865 My mother never gave her speech. 215 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,267 She never got to meet Eleanor Roosevelt. 216 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,029 But I could. 217 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,480 Heads, 218 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:41,984 I go. 219 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,861 Tails, 220 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,154 I don't. 221 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,440 We're gonna get to see the whole country, Ellie. 222 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:05,038 - Gosh, I love America. - You've never even been out of Manteca, 223 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,982 and New York's a metropolis. And you can't drive. 224 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:11,078 Yeah, I can. My mom was a feminist. She taught me early. 225 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,180 Yeah, her mom's a feminist, and I'm gonna be one, too. 226 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,115 You don't even know what that means. 227 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:18,251 It means you're gonna stay home and take care of the Little Elvis, Billy! 228 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,054 Do you think she's gonna make us recite the pledge of allegiance? 229 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,292 Maybe. 230 00:15:23,557 --> 00:15:25,935 She wrote to you. Why can't you be satisfied with that? 231 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,962 We should go visit my Aunt Daisy in Las Vegas. 232 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,566 And I also want to stop by the actor studio to give that Lee Strasberg a holler. 233 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,935 - Who's Lee Strasberg? - Wait, who's Aunt Daisy? 234 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,639 I got a picture of her right here. 235 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,706 - What happened to her head? - Little Elvis ate her face off. 236 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:43,043 She's really cool. She's a showgirl and she has her own theater on the strip. 237 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,078 This is gonna be so boss. 238 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,080 So we're gonna skip school on Friday, 239 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,583 and I'll tell my dad I'm staying with you over the weekend, 240 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,552 and you tell your mom you're staying with me over the weekend, 241 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,895 and then when they find out, we'll already be long gone. 242 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,157 You two don't have no money. 243 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,059 Shut your mouth, Billy. I know where we can get some. 244 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:03,237 Yeah. Stop giving us the business, Billy. We know where we can get some money. 245 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,648 Why are you touching Mom's piano? 246 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,062 I can touch it if I want. 247 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,064 Dad don't want no one touching Mama's piano. 248 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:31,191 If I told you a good secret, would you help me out? 249 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,194 But you have to promise not to tell a soul, not even Dad. 250 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,263 Dad don't want me keeping secrets from him! 251 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,933 I'm doing something for Mom. 252 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,233 But to do it, 253 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,601 I have to sell her piano. 254 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,237 And if she were here right now, she'd be okay with it 255 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,908 because people are more important than stuff, right? 256 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,988 I'll give you 5 bucks. 257 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,809 My mom and Marilyn Monroe died on the same day. 258 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:55,076 I imagined Marilyn picking my mom up like some kind of girls' night out. 259 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,444 Just the two of them. 260 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:01,890 The 1948 Chrysler Windsor with a drop top in Robin's egg blue? 261 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,424 - The very one. - Smile! 262 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,319 We're going to New York! 263 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,366 They'd hop into Marilyn's pink Thunderbird and hit the road. 264 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,031 Didn't seem so lonely. 265 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,727 Seemed nice. 266 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:28,446 V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N, in the summer sun! 267 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,451 Put away the books, we're out of school 268 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,614 The weather's warm but we play it cool 269 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:38,924 We're on vacation in the summer sun! 270 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,958 How many miles to New York? 271 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,323 3,000 272 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,791 - You kidding me? - No. 273 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:48,328 And here is our money. 274 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,530 That's all we've got so put it in a safe spot, okay? 275 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,033 Holy moly, that's a lot of moolah. 276 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,477 I don't think I've ever seen this much money in my whole life. 277 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,378 - All safe. - Great. 278 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,153 Okay, I was gonna wait, 279 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:06,457 but since we're about to have the time of our lives... 280 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,516 Okay, just some pictures of Mrs. Roosevelt 281 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,285 that I cut out of the library books during study hall. 282 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,254 And I thought that we could put some of our own pictures 283 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,198 - and some stuff in the back, too. - Thanks, Max. 284 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,131 Okay. 285 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,802 Close surveillance 286 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:32,714 of the Soviet military buildup on the island of Cuba 287 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,774 - within the past week... - This place is a real dump. 288 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:39,312 ...unmistakable evidence has established the fact that a series of offensive 289 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:43,758 missile sites is now in preparation on that imprisoned island. 290 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,586 The purpose of these bases 291 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,555 - seems to be none other... - It just ate my quarter again! 292 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,501 ...than to provide a nuclear strike capability against the Western hemisphere. 293 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:57,263 And having now confirmed and completed our evaluation of the evidence 294 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,365 and our decision on a course of action, 295 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,501 this government feels obliged to report... 296 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:05,171 A rodent just walked through the bathroom. He did not look like the Little Elvis. 297 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,439 Well, who did he look like? 298 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,348 Like a little Jerry Lee. 299 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,952 Several of them include medium range ballistic missiles. 300 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,954 - I think Steve will like this one. - Capable of carrying a nuclear warhead 301 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,318 for a distance of more than 1,000 nautical miles. 302 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,523 Each of these missiles, in short, 303 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,390 is capable of striking Washington, D.C., 304 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,867 the Panama Canal, 305 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,227 Cape Canaveral, Mexico City, 306 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,963 or any other city in the southeastern part of the United States. 307 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,197 Why is he talking about missiles? 308 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:34,210 In central America, or in the Caribbean area. 309 00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:37,508 Additional sites, not yet completed, 310 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:41,508 appear to be designed for intermediate range ballistic missiles 311 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,410 capable of traveling more than... 312 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:48,323 Capable of striking most of the major cities in the western hemisphere. 313 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,651 - Ellie? - My fellow citizens, let no one doubt... 314 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,620 - Where's the western hemisphere? - ...that this is a difficult 315 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,221 and dangerous effort 316 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,490 - on which we have set out. - It's right here. 317 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,595 No one can foresee precisely what course it will take, 318 00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:05,465 and what course or casualties will be incurred. 319 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:09,510 Many months of sacrifice and self-discipline fie ahead. 320 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,338 Months in which both our patience... 321 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,078 - Commies want us bad, Little E. - ...and our willpower will be tested. 322 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,513 God willing, that goal will be achieved. 323 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,082 Thank you and good night. 324 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,088 I think we should go home. 325 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,629 I'm not going home. 326 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:33,370 And besides, even if we did, we'd still be in the western hemisphere. 327 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,597 I knew those Soviets were up to something. 328 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,143 You know, they've been quiet for a really long time. 329 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,383 - Good night, Ellie. - Good night. 330 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,221 There it goes! 331 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,887 What are you doing out of your house? 332 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,858 I should set you free behind the Bank of America. 333 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:02,894 But I won't. 334 00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:06,768 Max would kill me, and it would ruin my chances with her. 335 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,328 What was I thinking, Little E? 336 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,331 What's Mrs. Roosevelt gonna think when those two crazy girls show up? 337 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:14,640 They're gonna call the cops and they're gonna get arrested for trespassing. 338 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,375 Then I'll go to Folsom 339 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,441 for forging and impersonating a former First Lady. 340 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,950 We have to stop them from ruining my life. 341 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,355 Yours, too. 342 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,631 Jack! Henry! 343 00:22:49,002 --> 00:22:50,538 Where's your mother's piano? 344 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,007 It's right there, Dad. 345 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:53,907 Right where? 346 00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:56,920 - Right where it's always at. - I see it. 347 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,111 Yeah? 348 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,615 Robert! 349 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,356 What, Dad? 350 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,391 Where's the piano? 351 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,221 It's right in front of you, Dad. 352 00:23:10,023 --> 00:23:11,093 Ellie? 353 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,392 She's at Max's. 354 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,894 They're working on an outer space project for school. 355 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:17,099 Yeah, she won't be back until next week. 356 00:23:17,297 --> 00:23:19,004 - Where's the baby? - Kitchen. 357 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,602 Boys... 358 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,804 Why don't you play something for us on the piano, Dad? 359 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,940 What the hell is the bird doing in the house? 360 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,741 Bird? What bird? 361 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,511 - Don't you give a hoot no more, Dad? - Yes, son. 362 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,181 I give a hoot! 363 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,095 Zion National Park. 364 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,537 - Where'd you put the map? - It's in the back seat. 365 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,920 - Should be right on top, right? - Yeah. 366 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:05,612 Well, it's... 367 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:07,658 - It's not back here. - Yes, it is. 368 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,254 No, it's not. 369 00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:10,990 - It's not? - No. 370 00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:18,229 I think I left it at home. 371 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,762 - You think anyone's gonna find it? - I don't... 372 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,998 No. No one goes in my room. It's fine. 373 00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:27,800 Yeah, Mrs. Wax, I'm just trying to find my daughter. Boys! 374 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,570 So, yeah, so unless their project has something to do... 375 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,805 - Dad! - ...with making themselves invisible, 376 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,040 they're not here. Now I... 377 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,009 - Dad! - What is it, Jack? 378 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:37,744 - When Ellie gets back from New York... - Right, yes. 379 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:40,381 ...can we go to Kentucky Fried Chicken? 380 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:06,739 It starts here, Manteca, where we are, 381 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,574 goes across the entire country, 382 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:12,622 all the way across to Eleanor Roosevelt, okay? 383 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:13,780 Ellie's gone. 384 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:19,952 Okay, Johnny, I need you to go put out an APB for me, son. Okay? Real fast. 385 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,032 Fast as you can. Call headquarters. 386 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:27,135 Hey, you kids listen to your grandma! 387 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:35,635 That, Mr. President, is the Soviet Foreign Minister's public statement 388 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:39,273 about the policy of the Soviet Union and of Cuba in this western... 389 00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:41,040 I told you I knew how to drive, Ellie. 390 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:44,944 Max, see, for people to sleep, you have to be quiet. 391 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:48,181 ...the general assembly on Cuba's foreign policy. 392 00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:51,551 Faithful to these principles of his international policy 393 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:55,121 and to the principles enshrined in the charter of the United Nations. 394 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,859 Cuba constitutes a danger... 395 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,598 They're selling radiation-proof huts over at McRooters. 396 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:05,898 Get this, Phil's got a scam. 397 00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:10,071 Selling his cotton briefs as bomb resistant underwear. 398 00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:12,905 Bomb resistant underwear? 399 00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:15,417 - That's $9.72. - We should get some. 400 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,911 Have you girls seen the news? 401 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,747 Yeah. Do you guys sell that here? 402 00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,326 You girls aren't from around here, are you? 403 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:25,084 - No, we're from California. - California. 404 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,120 - That must be nice. - Yeah. 405 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:28,722 You have relatives in Colorado? 406 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,335 Why are we in Colorado, Max? We went the wrong way. 407 00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:36,195 Well, which way are we headed now? 408 00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:38,965 North. Where did you go while I was sleeping? 409 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:40,066 Not the right way? 410 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,135 Where is it y'all trying to get to anyhow? 411 00:26:42,235 --> 00:26:45,409 We're going to see Eleanor Roosevelt. She's a close personal friend. 412 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:49,008 - Do your parents know where you are? - Yeah, of course, it was their idea. 413 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,678 They gave us plenty of money. 414 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:56,015 Listen, why don't you come home with me to my ranch? 415 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,918 You can stay for a couple of days till we know what's happening. 416 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:01,020 Call your parents, tell them you're safe. 417 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,222 It's a nice little ranch. I have horses. 418 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:06,995 What do you say? 419 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,337 - Yeah. Okay. - Yeah. 420 00:27:09,695 --> 00:27:10,833 Totally boss, okay. 421 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,999 I'm gonna get... Yeah. 422 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:14,867 And... And this. 423 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,345 - Max, I already have one. - Steve will like this one, too. 424 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,778 You having fun, Little E? 425 00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:42,367 We gotta go back for him. 426 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:53,042 Need a ride, sir? 427 00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:56,175 Billy Hobgood? What the hell are you doing out here? 428 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:57,944 I'm just out seeing the sights. 429 00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:01,814 Yeah? Well, I'm out here looking for my daughter, and my truck broke down. 430 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:03,018 That's what I'm doing. 431 00:28:03,316 --> 00:28:04,784 Well, I can give you a ride. 432 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:05,852 In this? 433 00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:07,158 - Yes, sir. - Yeah? 434 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,133 This vehicle make it across country? 435 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,724 - I think so. - Yeah? 436 00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,226 - Yeah. - Okay. Good. 437 00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:15,928 Because I know where they're going. I got their map. 438 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,196 My daughter, she's just... 439 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:21,133 She's been acting out a little bit lately and just having a hard time, 440 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:23,002 and just been dealing with that, 441 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:25,938 so I called the police and put out an APB, so took care of all that. 442 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,707 - Really, sir? - Yeah. 443 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,684 - You did that? - I did. 444 00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:36,018 Son, you got nothing to do with this, do you? And be honest with me. 445 00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:37,317 No, sir. 446 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,952 - All right, well, start it up. - Yes, sir. 447 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,988 I'm not gonna ride in the buddy-seat, though. 448 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,034 You have to, sir. 449 00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:47,466 - And also, you have to hold the Little Elvis. - Weird kid. 450 00:29:00,373 --> 00:29:04,583 And he might poop in your pocket, so don't get too mad. 451 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,759 Max, I don't know if this is a good idea. We don't even know these people. 452 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:22,194 She seemed really nice, and I really want a home cooked meal 453 00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,171 and a bathroom without rodents. 454 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:30,037 Hope you girls are hungry. Dinner's almost ready. 455 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:31,904 Yeah, I'm starving. 456 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:34,314 This place is great. Can we go horseback riding? 457 00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:37,380 Yeah, I'm sure my son can take you out. 458 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:40,322 There he is. Bud! Bud! 459 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:51,796 Splendor in the Grass. 460 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:55,005 - He looks just like... - Warren Beatty. 461 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,229 Howdy. I'm Bud. 462 00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:58,399 I'm Max. 463 00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:00,099 - Ellie. - Nice to meet you both. 464 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:01,467 - They're staying with us... - Bud. Nice to meet you. 465 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,302 ...until we get an all-clear from the President. 466 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:04,710 Well, great. Well, welcome. 467 00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:10,376 - Y'all coming? - Yeah. 468 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:11,511 Yeah. 469 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,285 - Charlotte's quite the cook. - Hold this, Max. 470 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:26,726 Be sure to call your parents right after dinner and let them know you're okay. 471 00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:27,861 Okay. 472 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:33,408 You're squeezed in mighty tight over there, ain't you? 473 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:40,973 Do you guys want to hear my greatest idea ever? 474 00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:42,313 Homing pigeons. 475 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:45,352 Does this have anything to do with what you did to the Little Elvis? 476 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:50,092 No. Take a pigeon, and I drive it to a movie star's house. 477 00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:51,386 Pick somebody! 478 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,088 Warren Beatty. 479 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:57,401 I don't think he likes birds, but I like the way you're thinking. Charlotte. 480 00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,363 Marlon Brando. 481 00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:02,072 Yes, Brando. 482 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,997 So, I ride my bike with the pigeon over to Marion's house, 483 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:07,466 show her Marlon's house, drive home, 484 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:11,103 and then I write a note that says, "I love you, Marlon Brando. 485 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,877 "Will you marry me? Check the box, 'yes' or 'no."' 486 00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:15,908 Then I tape it to the pigeon's leg 487 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:18,844 and it flies to my fiance's house and gives him the note. 488 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:21,981 Wait, the pigeon gives Marlon the note? 489 00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:24,250 Boom. Flying fan-mail. 490 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:25,658 That's impossible, Max. 491 00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:27,553 No, it's not, because I know where we can get a pigeon. 492 00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:29,388 Yeah, well, the pigeon's not the hard part. 493 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:32,628 The making him fly with a note taped to his leg to Marlon Brando's house? 494 00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,160 - Yeah, that's impossible. - It's impossible. 495 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,398 "Stella!" 496 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,432 I know this guy in Detroit who got a pigeon 497 00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:42,172 and he drove to his girlfriend's house in Arkansas. 498 00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,904 And then he drove home to Detroit, and the next day 499 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:47,644 the pigeon showed up on her doorstep in Little Rock. 500 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:51,444 There's a million pigeons out there. That could have been any bird in Little Rock. 501 00:31:51,544 --> 00:31:53,023 - True. - With a note? 502 00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:54,780 "I could have been somebody. 503 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,791 "I could have been a contender." 504 00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:04,025 Y'all want to go squirrel hunting tomorrow? 505 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:13,132 Hey, Max? 506 00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:17,648 I'm pretty sure I saw Frank Morris at the store today. 507 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,343 Who's Frank Morris? 508 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:22,279 The mastermind who escaped Alcatraz. 509 00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:25,615 Well, Billy says nobody makes it off Alcatraz alive. 510 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,481 Billy doesn't know anything. 511 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:30,526 Well, why was he on the Rock? 512 00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:33,123 I don't know. Probably murder. 513 00:32:35,688 --> 00:32:37,395 All I'm saying is, 514 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,769 I'm pretty sure I saw him steal crackers today. 515 00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:45,773 I need a cigarette. 516 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:47,867 I'll be right back. 517 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,077 You know, smoking's bad for you. 518 00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:58,277 Well, not that it matters. 519 00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:02,692 We're all gonna die anyway. After all, this is the western hemisphere. 520 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:05,888 Can I bum one? 521 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:08,156 - Yeah. - Thank you. 522 00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:17,768 You look like Warren Beatty. 523 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,168 Do I make you nervous? 524 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:24,440 No. 525 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:30,246 - How old are you? - 17. 526 00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:35,948 You know you're not inhaling that, right? 527 00:33:36,048 --> 00:33:38,324 - What? - Here, go like this. 528 00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:46,092 Try it. 529 00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:49,466 There you go. 530 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:51,372 You got it, you got it right. 531 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:56,203 So, Why'd you run away from home? 532 00:33:56,602 --> 00:33:59,173 - I... I didn't. - Sure you didn't. 533 00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:02,547 You know you can tell me. I ain't gonna turn you in. 534 00:34:03,108 --> 00:34:05,247 I didn't run away from home. I'm... 535 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,716 I'm on vacation. 536 00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:10,127 Hey, you wanna see something cool? 537 00:34:11,684 --> 00:34:14,062 - Yeah. - Yeah? Come on. Let's go. 538 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,290 Come on. 539 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:21,600 It's beautiful, huh? 540 00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:23,262 Yeah. 541 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:42,375 They're not 17. 542 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:45,349 Look at this postcard Max asked me to mail. 543 00:35:46,145 --> 00:35:49,114 "Dear Steve, it's your favorite 15-year-old again. 544 00:35:49,214 --> 00:35:51,116 "I was in the great state of Utah recently. 545 00:35:51,216 --> 00:35:54,356 "This is what my motel looked like. Sincerely, Max the Wax." 546 00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:59,591 I mentioned calling their parents, they changed the subject, 547 00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:02,061 so I'm gonna call the police in the morning. 548 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:03,504 I think they're runaways. 549 00:36:04,196 --> 00:36:05,732 Why don't you call Max's father? 550 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:07,833 I don't have his phone number. 551 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,536 You don't have Steve McQueen's phone number. 552 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:12,172 I don't think so. 553 00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:13,778 You better not. 554 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:21,816 Wake up. We're leaving. 555 00:36:23,248 --> 00:36:26,218 Why? Did your boyfriend break up with you already? 556 00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:27,753 What? No. 557 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:32,458 "Dear Steve McQueen, it's your favorite 15-year-old again." That's what it is. 558 00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:35,505 Charlotte thinks we're runaways. She's calling the police. 559 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:39,604 Charlotte's making chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. 560 00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:43,402 Gosh, we don't have time for chocolate chip pancakes! 561 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:44,503 Ellie! 562 00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:45,638 Get up. 563 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:53,579 You kissed him, didn't you? 564 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:54,747 Are you kidding me right now? 565 00:36:54,847 --> 00:36:56,382 Why'd you have to tell everyone Steve McQueen's 566 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:58,150 - your dad in the first place, Max? - You know, 567 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,719 sometimes you have to believe stuff like that, Ellie. 568 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:01,787 You don't know. 569 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:05,057 You know, maybe Steve likes my cards, and maybe one day, 570 00:37:05,157 --> 00:37:08,260 he'll pick me up in his corvette and give Dave the what's what for a whole day. 571 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,237 And it'll be great... 572 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,197 - What was that? - I don't know. 573 00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:14,777 - Max, what was that? - I don't know. You hit it. 574 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:16,502 Oh, my God, it was a squirrel! 575 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:20,305 - No, no, no, no! I killed a squirrel. - You hit a squirrel! 576 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:23,475 - Why would you do that, Ellie? - Because I was distracted. 577 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:28,354 - Well, why were you distracted? - Because you won't stop talking. 578 00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:30,215 - Oh, my God. - One of the reasons that you like me 579 00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:31,658 is because I talk! 580 00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:33,419 You know what? 581 00:37:33,886 --> 00:37:34,920 Are you serious right now? 582 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,256 I hate to say it, but it's a great addition to the scrapbook. 583 00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:38,424 I'm done. 584 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,526 - I'm done. Stop! Hush! - You're... 585 00:37:40,726 --> 00:37:42,069 Don't talk. 586 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,338 Let's drive in peace, please. 587 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:51,413 This trip is a disaster. 588 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:53,339 A complete disaster. 589 00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:58,811 - Can we just go see Aunt Daisy now? - Fine. Fine. 590 00:37:58,911 --> 00:37:59,981 Who's Aunt Daisy? 591 00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:05,584 - Stop. Stop. Stop screaming! - We're just kids! 592 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,459 Are you the mastermind from Alcatraz? 593 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:09,955 - Is that what they're calling me now? - I knew it was you! 594 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:11,523 I knew it was you, Frank Morris. 595 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:14,331 - It's Frank Morris? - Yes! This is Frank Morris! 596 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:17,262 - We're going to die. We're gonna die! - I'm not dying in Colorado! 597 00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:20,639 Hold on, no one's going to die. Now calm the hell down. 598 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:23,635 You know what? Before you do this, you should know 599 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,571 that I am just like you, okay? 600 00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:29,483 I put laxative in my teacher's coffee and she was out of school for two days. 601 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:31,343 I have a longer rap sheet than you, Frank. 602 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:34,390 I am bad. I am bad, all right? I am... Ellie, I am bad. 603 00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:36,048 Max, hey, give him the money. 604 00:38:36,148 --> 00:38:37,116 We don't have any money. 605 00:38:37,216 --> 00:38:38,650 - Give him the money, Max! - We do not have any money! 606 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,319 I don't want your money. 607 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:41,987 I don't need to go back to prison. I want something else. 608 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:43,455 You are not gonna get any of the money! 609 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:44,761 Relax. 610 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:47,596 I just need a ride. 611 00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:01,440 Okay. 612 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:06,445 Now, we're gonna walk in calmly, sit down nicely 613 00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:08,582 and you're gonna act like I'm your pa. 614 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:25,364 This is Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, California. 615 00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:26,798 It's about 5:00 in the morning. 616 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,868 That's the homicide squad complete with detectives and newspapermen. 617 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:32,204 A murder has just been reported from one of those great big houses... 618 00:39:32,304 --> 00:39:33,739 - What are you talking about? - ...on the 10,000 block. 619 00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:36,008 - Monologue. You can't stop her. - You'll see it in the late editions. 620 00:39:36,108 --> 00:39:37,442 - Monologue? - I'm sure. It'll play over your radio. 621 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,710 And you'll see it on television. 622 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:40,913 Because an old time star is involved. 623 00:39:41,013 --> 00:39:42,253 One of the biggest. 624 00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:46,485 But before it gets all distorted, blown out of proportion, 625 00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:49,794 before those Hollywood columnists get their hands on it, 626 00:39:50,022 --> 00:39:52,093 maybe you want to hear the facts. 627 00:39:53,025 --> 00:39:54,927 If so, you've come to the right party. 628 00:39:55,027 --> 00:39:57,496 - Make her stop. - I can't. She's gotta finish. 629 00:39:57,596 --> 00:40:00,736 You see, a young man was found dead in her mansion swimming pool. 630 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:03,702 Two shots in his back and one in his stomach. 631 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,003 No one important, really. 632 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:08,414 Just a movie writer with a couple of B pictures to his credit. 633 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,678 The poor dope. He always wanted a pool. 634 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:14,218 Well, in the end, he got himself a pool. 635 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,555 Only the price turned out to be a little high. 636 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:24,523 - Hey, Delores. - Hey, how are you? Good to see you. 637 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:26,068 Hey, Officers. 638 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:31,072 How's your night going? 639 00:40:32,064 --> 00:40:34,772 Let's sit up near the bar here. 640 00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:36,504 Cool. 641 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:41,707 You rat me out, 642 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:44,376 and I'll tell them that you're juvenile delinquent runaways, 643 00:40:44,476 --> 00:40:47,480 and you'll be the ones trying to find your way off Alcatraz. 644 00:40:57,856 --> 00:40:59,130 Man, this is tepid. 645 00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:04,200 Hey. Hi. 646 00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:05,864 Can you heat this up for me? 647 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:10,379 And can you also put some more of that "pff, pff," on top? Thanks. 648 00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:12,106 Coming right up. 649 00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:15,374 I hear you have to eat slop in prison, Frank. Is that true? 650 00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:17,743 You say another word and that's all you'll ever eat. 651 00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:20,653 No more "pff, pff," ever, you hear me? 652 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:23,257 I'm in charge now. 653 00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:25,251 Okay. 654 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,260 You know, none of this would have happened if you didn't take us on that stupid detour. 655 00:41:31,523 --> 00:41:33,091 - Don't blame me. - Like, didn't you? 656 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:34,393 Yeah, well, whoop-de-doo. 657 00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:35,836 That should have been a clue. 658 00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:39,364 You meet a guy who looks like Warren Beatty and ride a horse. 659 00:41:39,464 --> 00:41:41,099 None of that would have happened if it wasn't for me. 660 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,335 Yeah, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be stuck with this guy! 661 00:41:43,435 --> 00:41:45,404 - Hey, hey, hey. Sit down. - I'm not gonna sit down. 662 00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:48,273 If you didn't write that stupid letter to Eleanor Roosevelt in the first place, 663 00:41:48,373 --> 00:41:49,808 we wouldn't be in this predicament right now. 664 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:52,010 I only wrote that letter, Ellie, because I'm your best friend 665 00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,783 and I didn't want you to end it. 666 00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:57,149 Maybe you just should have, because you're not the only one with problems. 667 00:41:57,249 --> 00:41:58,417 - Thank you. - Come back soon, now. 668 00:41:58,517 --> 00:41:59,751 Will you shut up, Max? 669 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:00,852 You don't even know what you're talking about. 670 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:03,021 You kissed Bud when you knew that I liked him. 671 00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:05,924 - This is about scoring Warren? - Yeah, it's about scoring Warren! 672 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,927 Sol kissed him. Big deal. We're never gonna see him again. 673 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,629 - Sit down. - I'm not gonna sit down. 674 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:12,798 - You know one more thing? - I blame you 675 00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:14,566 for not letting me eat those chocolate chip pancakes. 676 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,501 Chocolate chip pancakes! Come on. 677 00:42:16,601 --> 00:42:18,437 My mom doesn't even care about anything 678 00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:20,572 other than stupid Cream of Wheat and I gosh-darn hate it! 679 00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:22,743 - She's driving me nuts. - No, you don't! 680 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:27,680 - You're welcome. You're crazy! - You're crazy! 681 00:42:32,684 --> 00:42:33,719 Frank. 682 00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:36,332 This is for your own good, okay? 683 00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:46,974 I thought you knew me better than this, Max. 684 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:49,969 I do. 685 00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:54,981 Besides, I think I like somebody else anyway. 686 00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:03,151 Hey, buddy? 687 00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:08,019 I got two kids just like that at home. 688 00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:10,725 Hey, take a napkin. Clean yourself up. 689 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,599 Cops won't give a reward to a couple of kids. 690 00:43:16,795 --> 00:43:18,897 They'll just say we're runaways and send us home. 691 00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:21,477 Definitely, definitely no cops. 692 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,605 My gosh, here he comes. 693 00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:28,048 - What? - Lock the door. 694 00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:36,887 Come on, open up. 695 00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:38,152 Open the door. 696 00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:43,188 - Open the door. - What's on your face? 697 00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:45,624 - Open the door. - No, Alcatraz man. 698 00:43:45,724 --> 00:43:47,260 I already bailed you out once. 699 00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:51,997 - What's he doing? - I don't know! 700 00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:54,966 "Want to hear a story about right-hand, left-hand? 701 00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:57,002 "A story about good and evil?" 702 00:43:57,102 --> 00:43:59,070 - Okay, I know this one. My gosh! - "H-A-T-E." 703 00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:01,173 - It's going to kill me. I know this one. - "It was with this hand 704 00:44:01,273 --> 00:44:04,609 "that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. 705 00:44:04,709 --> 00:44:06,711 "L-O-V-E. 706 00:44:07,045 --> 00:44:08,647 "You see these fingers, dear hearts? 707 00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:11,650 "The veins go straight to the soul of a man. 708 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:14,128 "The right hand, the hand of love. 709 00:44:15,287 --> 00:44:17,995 "Let me tell you a story, a story about life. 710 00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:20,896 "These fingers, they were... 711 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,261 "They were a-warring and a-fighting, 712 00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:26,965 "one against the other, and old brother left hand, 713 00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:30,235 "he was a-fighting and it looked like love was a goner, 714 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,973 "but wait a minute. 715 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:34,205 "Wait a minute. 716 00:44:34,539 --> 00:44:37,075 "Love. Love was a-winning. 717 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:39,678 "Hot dog, love was the winner. 718 00:44:39,878 --> 00:44:41,880 "Old left hand, hate, 719 00:44:42,747 --> 00:44:43,815 "he was down for the count." 720 00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:45,917 Night of the Hunter, Robert Mitchum! 721 00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:48,022 Loved that. 722 00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:49,461 Don't leave me out here. 723 00:44:50,922 --> 00:44:51,957 I think we should take him, Ellie. 724 00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:54,799 Heck, this guy's better than Brando. I can learn a lot from this fellow. 725 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:06,240 - Night of the Hunter, huh? - You got it. 726 00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:08,040 I got it. 727 00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:14,290 Did you work a lot on your fitness in prison, Frank? 728 00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:16,815 Not a lot else to do on the Rock. 729 00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:19,490 It shows. 730 00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:26,691 Is it wrong to think a convict is cute, Ellie? 731 00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:30,329 He's an old man. He's probably already 30. 732 00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:53,318 Everything's A-okay, Mr. Potter. 733 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:55,125 My parents are glad I'm gone. 734 00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:58,900 - Got fired from Dairy Deluxe, though. - It happens. 735 00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:03,161 - Can I ask you a question, sir? - Right now? 736 00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:04,797 How come you gave up pumpkins? 737 00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:06,364 How come I did what? 738 00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:09,568 You're not really a farmer anymore, sir. All your pumpkins are rotting. 739 00:46:09,668 --> 00:46:12,571 I just see you sitting in your truck doing nothing. It's creepy. 740 00:46:12,671 --> 00:46:16,074 I don't know why you'd call it creepy, son. I mean, 741 00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:18,143 I don't get the problem you kids have with that truck. 742 00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:21,986 I just enjoy sitting in there and smoking the occasional cigarette. 743 00:46:22,347 --> 00:46:24,793 I like it. Makes me feel good. 744 00:46:25,150 --> 00:46:27,852 See, I think you might get confused sometimes because, you know, 745 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:29,522 you're just a little kid. 746 00:46:29,788 --> 00:46:31,923 You know, what are you? About 12? 747 00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:33,091 - Sixteen, sir. - Okay. 748 00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:34,960 Well, see, I'm a grown man, 749 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:41,433 and sometimes grown men do things that younger people don't understand. 750 00:46:41,533 --> 00:46:43,435 It doesn't make sense to you 'cause you haven't... 751 00:46:43,535 --> 00:46:46,605 You haven't been around, and I don't just mean 752 00:46:46,705 --> 00:46:48,241 been around town, I mean you haven't... 753 00:46:49,074 --> 00:46:51,743 You haven't been alive that long, so you don't really know 754 00:46:51,843 --> 00:46:55,380 what in the hell's going on a lot of the time, so you get kind of confused like... 755 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,515 Like you do. 756 00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:58,287 But... 757 00:46:59,517 --> 00:47:04,159 I appreciate your being interested in how I spend my private time. 758 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:07,525 Why don't you finish up? 759 00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:09,104 - We gotta get back out on the road. - Yes, sir. 760 00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:12,397 You gotta... You gotta keep eating 761 00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:15,171 - and just don't talk for a minute, okay? - Yes, sir. 762 00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:19,971 Dazzling Daisy's Palace, showtimes, all right, 2:00, 4:00 and 6:00 p.m. 763 00:47:20,071 --> 00:47:21,379 What time is it, guys? 764 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,809 - All right, comes to 5 and 30. - It's 1:30. 765 00:47:24,909 --> 00:47:27,583 Well, hurry up! We can make it! 766 00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:31,249 Charleston Chew? How did you know I like Charleston Chew? 767 00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:33,818 I want a bite. Everyone likes candy, Frank. 768 00:47:33,918 --> 00:47:35,192 It's not that, it's my favorite. 769 00:47:38,990 --> 00:47:42,460 If I hear this song again, I'm gonna kill someone. 770 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,130 - That's not funny, Frank. - Relax, it's just a euphemism. 771 00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:48,033 - What's a euphemism? - A nicer way of saying something. 772 00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:50,579 - Like, lovin' them up? - Yeah. 773 00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:54,046 Frank, guess what I just did. 774 00:47:54,439 --> 00:47:55,543 I don't know. What? 775 00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:58,511 I just ate a peanut M&M with two nuts in it. 776 00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:02,414 So, tell me about this Aunt Daisy. 777 00:48:02,514 --> 00:48:06,551 She was a big Broadway showgirl until she married my Uncle Rocko, 778 00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:09,354 and he thought it would be better for her career to move to Las Vegas. 779 00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:12,492 She's the best in the business, Frank, and an amazing dancer. 780 00:48:13,525 --> 00:48:16,506 Great, make it fast. I want to get back on the road. 781 00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:19,507 You're not coming in, Frank. You're staying in the car. 782 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:23,944 Fine. I don't want to see some old lady doing the splits with a hula-hoop anyway. 783 00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:27,071 I gotta say, it looks better in the movies. 784 00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:30,008 Where's Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack and the dancing women? 785 00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:32,310 Where's Bugsy and his bulletproof office? 786 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:35,948 Max, you didn't think we were going to Las Vegas, Nevada, did you? 787 00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:39,217 Are there two Las Vegases? 788 00:48:39,317 --> 00:48:40,352 - Yeah. - Yeah. 789 00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:44,423 And the one Aunt Daisy lives in, that's Las Vegas, New Mexico. 790 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,870 All right. 791 00:49:07,045 --> 00:49:09,047 This is certainly a full house. 792 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,318 All right, ladies and gentlemen. 793 00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:20,233 Let's give a warm Las Vegas welcome for the star of the show, Dazzling Daisy! 794 00:50:44,342 --> 00:50:46,185 Let's go find her. Come on. 795 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,351 Max, are we supposed to be in here? 796 00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:55,226 She's my aunt. I can do what I want. 797 00:50:59,824 --> 00:51:01,201 Gone with the Wind. 798 00:51:03,661 --> 00:51:07,198 This is like Clark Gable's suit! We should get this for Frank! 799 00:51:07,298 --> 00:51:09,209 - This is her stuff. - I'm going to get it on the way out. 800 00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:12,506 Jeez, she's got a lot of stuff. 801 00:51:13,104 --> 00:51:16,507 Aunt Daisy, are you back here? It's your favorite niece, Maxine! 802 00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:17,709 Maxie? 803 00:51:17,809 --> 00:51:19,577 - Is it really you? - Yeah. 804 00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:21,122 Honey! 805 00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:23,114 What are you doing here? 806 00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:25,216 Well, my friend Ellie and I are on our way to New York. 807 00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:26,317 We decided to stop by. 808 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,519 - Ellie, this is my Aunt Daisy. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 809 00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:30,221 - I like your show. - Thank you. 810 00:51:30,321 --> 00:51:33,691 I just started incorporating the whole hula-hoop thing and, you know, 811 00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:35,493 you just never know how it's gonna turn out. 812 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:39,507 Sensational. Do you live here? With all this stuff? 813 00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:42,166 Well, you know, it needs a bit of straightening, 814 00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:45,543 but I couldn't imagine parting with any of it. 815 00:51:46,537 --> 00:51:48,172 This is one of my favs. 816 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:51,685 Worn by the Sandra Church in Gypsy. 817 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:55,381 What about this pizza box? Can you get rid of this pizza box? 818 00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:56,856 Give it to me. 819 00:51:58,416 --> 00:51:59,517 So, where did you put Uncle Rocko? 820 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:03,121 He vamoosed a long time ago when he couldn't fit through the door. 821 00:52:05,156 --> 00:52:07,258 Would you girls like some tea and cookies? 822 00:52:07,358 --> 00:52:08,359 Yeah. 823 00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:10,461 Great. Coming right up. 824 00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:17,236 Look. She circles dance auditions, but then she just crosses them out. 825 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:23,251 This one's for next week. In New York. 826 00:52:24,442 --> 00:52:25,710 We have to get her to go to that audition, Ellie. 827 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:27,445 All right, catch the cookies. 828 00:52:27,545 --> 00:52:29,718 My goodness. 829 00:52:30,214 --> 00:52:31,818 - And the tea? - What? 830 00:52:32,450 --> 00:52:35,286 I'm just kidding. I'm not crazy. 831 00:52:35,386 --> 00:52:38,367 Well, I might be a little crazy, but not that crazy. 832 00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:42,304 So, New York City. 833 00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:45,607 My goodness, I love New York. 834 00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:48,800 Yeah, it's just... 835 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:51,135 It's really lonely on the road, isn't it, Max? 836 00:52:51,235 --> 00:52:54,472 I have an idea. Why don't you come with us, Aunt Daisy? 837 00:52:54,572 --> 00:52:56,841 - That's a great idea, Max. - Isn't that a great idea? 838 00:52:56,941 --> 00:53:01,856 No. I can't go with you guys to New York. 839 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,316 - You won't be gone for long. - Yeah. Just think of it as a holiday. 840 00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:07,259 I can't leave all this. 841 00:53:08,286 --> 00:53:11,290 You need to do this. You see this audition here? 842 00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:14,592 You're gonna make this audition, and we're gonna help you get there. 843 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:16,561 Daisy, you have to get back out there. 844 00:53:16,661 --> 00:53:21,007 You don't belong here, on this stage. You need to be on the big stage. 845 00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:25,870 The big stage. 846 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:28,881 Rise and shine. 847 00:53:33,277 --> 00:53:34,779 I got you a present. 848 00:53:34,879 --> 00:53:37,615 - Who the hell is this? - I'm Daisy. 849 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:39,384 - Daisy, this is... - Daisy. 850 00:53:39,484 --> 00:53:41,686 - My acting coach. - Max's acting coach, 851 00:53:41,786 --> 00:53:43,322 - Lee Strasberg. - Yeah. 852 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:45,890 You're not Lee Strasberg. 853 00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:48,493 I met Lee Strasberg, and you don't look a thing like him. 854 00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:49,933 You look familiar, though. 855 00:53:50,261 --> 00:53:52,697 - Must be a different Lee Strasberg. - Must be. 856 00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:54,834 All right, New York, here we come. 857 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:07,338 I gave Lee a couple of egg rolls, but he said he'd be fine just sleeping in the car. 858 00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:09,315 We should just say, "Dear Ed." 859 00:55:09,674 --> 00:55:12,610 You can't just call him Ed. Just say, "Dear Mr. Sullivan." 860 00:55:12,710 --> 00:55:14,445 Ed is more personal, Ellie. 861 00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:15,613 What are you two bickering about? 862 00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:18,694 Trying to get on The Ed Sullivan Show, so we can show him our dance. 863 00:55:18,849 --> 00:55:22,592 - Your dance? - It's a tribute to the late, great 864 00:55:23,387 --> 00:55:24,730 Marilyn Monroe. 865 00:55:25,456 --> 00:55:26,833 I want to see your dance. 866 00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:30,461 Yeah, put on the record. 867 00:55:30,561 --> 00:55:33,440 Well, it'd be much better on a big stage, but okay. 868 00:55:38,936 --> 00:55:40,347 - Good, Ellie? - Yeah. 869 00:56:49,407 --> 00:56:50,681 How was that? 870 00:56:50,941 --> 00:56:53,344 - Amazing. - Let's do it for Eleanor Roosevelt. 871 00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:56,414 - Showed it to our friend Billy once. - But he didn't say anything. 872 00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:57,848 Okay, it's your turn. Max, get her record. 873 00:56:57,948 --> 00:56:59,188 Yeah! 874 00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:03,297 - This one? - Yeah. 875 00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:06,596 Any song but that song. 876 00:57:08,693 --> 00:57:11,799 You know, as a matter of fact, I'm not gonna dance tonight. 877 00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:20,780 Harry Truman called Eleanor Roosevelt the First Lady of the world. 878 00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:23,407 She answered the door to the White House herself. 879 00:57:23,507 --> 00:57:25,109 When she wanted to learn how to fly, 880 00:57:25,209 --> 00:57:28,012 she got Amelia Earhart to promise to teach her. 881 00:57:28,112 --> 00:57:31,949 She could only cook scrambled eggs, and served them on Sundays for dinner. 882 00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:36,020 And when the KKK put a bounty on her head, she put a pistol on the car seat 883 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,589 and drove to Tennessee to speak on civil rights anyway. 884 00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:41,329 Eleanor Roosevelt stood down the Klan. 885 00:58:39,884 --> 00:58:41,056 Good evening, 886 00:58:42,253 --> 00:58:45,166 ladies, gentlemen 887 00:58:46,657 --> 00:58:48,102 and distinguished guests. 888 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,601 Mrs. Roosevelt says 889 00:58:52,163 --> 00:58:53,733 you gain strength, 890 00:58:54,231 --> 00:58:56,302 - courage... - You all right, Ellie? 891 00:58:58,436 --> 00:58:59,471 Yeah. 892 00:59:01,005 --> 00:59:02,541 What have you got there? 893 00:59:03,073 --> 00:59:04,416 It's just a speech. 894 00:59:04,942 --> 00:59:08,151 I'm just having a hard time memorizing it all. 895 00:59:11,282 --> 00:59:13,626 Is that why you girls want to go to New York? 896 00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:17,932 So you can deliver a speech to Mrs. Eleanor Roosevelt? 897 00:59:18,823 --> 00:59:20,860 - Sort of. - That's exciting. 898 00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:22,897 I guess. 899 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:27,665 My mom was gonna do it before she died. 900 00:59:30,201 --> 00:59:33,671 I didn't tell Max just because, you know, if I can't do it, 901 00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:35,639 or if I chicken out... 902 00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:37,842 She just thinks we're going over there to visit her 903 00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:40,149 and look at her gardens or something. 904 00:59:42,313 --> 00:59:44,520 Why do you not like the dance Max gave you? 905 00:59:47,318 --> 00:59:50,554 I haven't really danced full out like that since I was 19 years old. 906 00:59:50,654 --> 00:59:52,361 But you danced in Las Vegas. 907 00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:56,161 Yeah, I mean, I can cha-cha-cha all day long. 908 00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:58,162 It's not the hardest thing in the world. 909 01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:06,714 Remember that outfit I showed you? 910 01:00:06,904 --> 01:00:08,941 - The one from Gypsy? - Yeah. 911 01:00:10,074 --> 01:00:14,845 I was supposed to play the lead in Gypsy for the Broadway premiere. 912 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,117 What happened? 913 01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:18,283 Opening night came. 914 01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:22,690 And when it came time for the big number, 915 01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:27,098 I couldn't remember a step. Not one. 916 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:33,602 And the audience started laughing. 917 01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:35,470 That's awful. 918 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,371 And then the stage hand dragged me 919 01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:42,840 all the way to Las Vegas. 920 01:00:43,774 --> 01:00:46,277 Turned out to be Las Vegas, New Mexico, 921 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:48,350 of all places. 922 01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:51,456 - Rocko? - Yeah. 923 01:00:54,652 --> 01:00:55,858 That Rocker. 924 01:00:59,623 --> 01:01:01,625 He wasn't all that bad, you know. 925 01:01:01,959 --> 01:01:04,963 He built me the theater because he knew how much I missed it. 926 01:01:07,798 --> 01:01:11,109 But I never found the confidence I had as a girl. 927 01:01:13,837 --> 01:01:15,009 Max is right. 928 01:01:15,873 --> 01:01:20,618 I gotta do this because if I don't at least try, then I'm really finished. 929 01:01:25,215 --> 01:01:27,821 I really want to do this for my mom. 930 01:01:28,385 --> 01:01:30,387 Make her proud of me, you know? 931 01:01:31,221 --> 01:01:33,701 I've just never done a speech before, or... 932 01:01:35,793 --> 01:01:36,931 Or anything. 933 01:01:37,695 --> 01:01:39,834 Let's make a deal, all right? 934 01:01:40,397 --> 01:01:41,933 If I do it, you do it. 935 01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:43,903 Pinky swear. 936 01:01:45,235 --> 01:01:46,305 Okay. 937 01:01:46,971 --> 01:01:48,450 You can do this. 938 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,110 Come here. 939 01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,181 Police! Open up! 940 01:02:23,741 --> 01:02:26,847 - I swear, if that's Frank... - That Frank. 941 01:02:31,749 --> 01:02:33,990 Eleanor Potter and Max the Wax? 942 01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:36,720 - We've been caught. - Runaways, huh? 943 01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:39,256 - All the way from California. - Are you gonna book us? 944 01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:41,725 - On what charges? - Juvenile delinquency. 945 01:02:41,825 --> 01:02:43,294 You missed school, you're underage, 946 01:02:43,394 --> 01:02:45,663 and you've given your parents a first-class heart attack. 947 01:02:45,763 --> 01:02:47,298 Now come on, get dressed and get your things together. 948 01:02:47,398 --> 01:02:48,877 We're taking you downtown right now. 949 01:02:49,199 --> 01:02:53,079 What? Where? All right, we'll be there as soon as we can. 950 01:02:53,904 --> 01:02:55,673 Okay, they found them in Kentucky. 951 01:02:55,773 --> 01:02:58,742 If we get on, we can get there in a couple of hours, put an end to all this. 952 01:02:58,842 --> 01:03:00,844 Let's hustle, Hobgood, come on. There you go. 953 01:03:05,049 --> 01:03:06,917 - This stinks. - Your dad's on his way. 954 01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:08,496 Hey, copper, how did you find us? 955 01:03:10,821 --> 01:03:13,958 "Dear Steve, how are you? I am fine. 956 01:03:14,058 --> 01:03:17,027 "I'm in Las Vegas, New Mexico, and I ate an enchilada. 957 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:20,802 "It was real good. Talk to you soon. Love Maxine." 958 01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:23,067 Here's another one all the way from Oklahoma. 959 01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:27,171 "Dear Steve, guess what I saw today? Two midgets on a motorcycle. 960 01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:29,740 "I've never seen that before. Wish you were here. 961 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:30,841 "Love, Maxine." 962 01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:34,111 And there's another one, and another one, and another one. 963 01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:35,412 How did you get my cards? 964 01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:36,981 We have our ways. 965 01:03:37,081 --> 01:03:40,028 Max, what is wrong with you? 966 01:03:40,918 --> 01:03:42,753 I'm sorry. I didn't think that we'd get caught. 967 01:03:42,853 --> 01:03:44,822 I should have never gone on that stupid trip with you. 968 01:03:44,922 --> 01:03:47,163 - I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. - Yeah, no, you're always sorry. 969 01:03:56,433 --> 01:03:57,810 Girls! 970 01:03:58,702 --> 01:03:59,908 - Mom! - Mom! 971 01:04:01,238 --> 01:04:03,582 I've been worried sick! 972 01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:07,211 Officer. 973 01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:10,047 Sorry, ma'am, I can only release them to their father, Bob Potter. 974 01:04:10,147 --> 01:04:12,252 What? No. But... 975 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:17,254 But... Dear God! 976 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:21,291 He's sleeping in the car and he gets so mad when we wake him. 977 01:04:21,391 --> 01:04:24,128 Sorry, ma'am, you'll have to wake him. 978 01:04:24,228 --> 01:04:26,397 I have to have his signature on the release. 979 01:04:26,497 --> 01:04:28,238 God! Really? 980 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,269 Yes, ma'am. 981 01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:39,316 Well, girls, 982 01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:43,080 looks like I have to go wake your father. He's going to be very upset. 983 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:45,490 He is gonna tan your little hides. 984 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,172 Here I am. 985 01:05:05,302 --> 01:05:06,440 Bob Potter. 986 01:05:08,872 --> 01:05:10,510 - Where do I sign? - Right here. 987 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:25,466 - Hi, Daddy. - Gee, that's a nice suit, Dad. 988 01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:28,800 You two are in deep trouble. 989 01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:30,928 Get your stuff. Let's go. 990 01:05:33,897 --> 01:05:34,932 Okay. 991 01:05:35,232 --> 01:05:37,678 Wait, wait, wait. Okay. 992 01:05:47,945 --> 01:05:50,755 You all lied to me. I didn't know you were runaways. 993 01:05:51,114 --> 01:05:53,150 I mean, I knew you weren't Lee Strasberg, 994 01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:56,987 but I didn't know you were the man from Alcatraz. Gee whiz. 995 01:05:57,087 --> 01:06:00,933 You two were hilarious. You should start up a comedy team. 996 01:06:01,225 --> 01:06:02,670 How did y'all get that money? 997 01:06:03,026 --> 01:06:04,128 Ellie stole it. 998 01:06:04,228 --> 01:06:07,402 I didn't steal anything. I sold something. 999 01:06:07,531 --> 01:06:10,367 That's the thing, see? You're just helping out a guy. 1000 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:13,744 A guy who went to the Rock for stealing something. 1001 01:06:15,272 --> 01:06:16,979 We're three of a kind. 1002 01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:20,215 What do you mean, my wife picked her up? 1003 01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:23,524 She did. She left here with you. 1004 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:25,182 No. 1005 01:06:25,716 --> 01:06:31,496 She didn't. That's impossible you see, because I'm here, right now, with you. 1006 01:06:31,688 --> 01:06:34,100 - And my wife, well, she... - Is dead. 1007 01:06:35,959 --> 01:06:37,427 You let strangers kidnap my daughter? 1008 01:06:37,527 --> 01:06:39,196 - Now, Mr... - What do these people look like? 1009 01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:40,264 Was it this lady? 1010 01:06:40,364 --> 01:06:41,532 - Was it her? - Was it this lady? 1011 01:06:41,632 --> 01:06:42,633 Look at it. 1012 01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:45,903 That's Eleanor Roosevelt. 1013 01:06:46,003 --> 01:06:47,337 - Yes, it is. We know that. - No shit. 1014 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:50,908 You two little ladies, what are y'all running from? 1015 01:06:51,008 --> 01:06:52,009 Nothing. 1016 01:06:52,109 --> 01:06:53,850 No, you shouldn't run away. You're lucky. 1017 01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:57,881 I grew up on the streets making every bad choice a kid could make. 1018 01:06:57,981 --> 01:07:00,484 I've been in and out of prison from the time I was 13 years old. 1019 01:07:00,584 --> 01:07:03,394 I was inside longer than I was on the outside. 1020 01:07:03,687 --> 01:07:07,257 Do you know this is the first road trip I ever took? 1021 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:08,961 My first road trip. 1022 01:07:09,993 --> 01:07:11,267 I gotta say, 1023 01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,697 I'm having a heck of a time. 1024 01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:18,746 All right, well, 1025 01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:21,411 half hour to sunrise. 1026 01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:44,500 Frank! 1027 01:07:45,062 --> 01:07:48,665 Why don't you just put the mustache back on and come with us to New York? 1028 01:07:48,765 --> 01:07:50,176 Can't do it, Max. 1029 01:07:51,535 --> 01:07:52,741 Can't do it. 1030 01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:57,608 You could mastermind Alcatraz, but you couldn't mastermind us. 1031 01:07:57,708 --> 01:07:59,813 Nobody could mastermind you two. 1032 01:08:01,611 --> 01:08:02,681 And Daisy? 1033 01:08:04,715 --> 01:08:05,819 Knock 'em dead. 1034 01:08:09,286 --> 01:08:11,555 I hope they never find you, Frank! 1035 01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:15,068 - Yeah, me, too, Frank! Bye! - Bye! 1036 01:08:27,504 --> 01:08:30,542 - So long, Frank! - Bye, Frank! 1037 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:40,553 All right, let's go. Get in the car, you knuckleheads. 1038 01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:56,133 You lock up Elvis Jr.? 1039 01:08:56,233 --> 01:08:58,769 It's the Little Elvis, and, yep, he's in the tub. 1040 01:08:58,869 --> 01:09:01,238 He ain't going nowhere. I mentioned to him that we're in Kentucky. 1041 01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:04,374 He just couldn't believe it. So close to Graceland, yet so far. 1042 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:07,177 - You talk to Little Elvis, do you, Billy? - Yeah, I do. 1043 01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:09,112 And he wants to know why you stopped farming pumpkins. 1044 01:09:09,212 --> 01:09:12,816 Give me a break, son, okay? Been a hell of a long day. 1045 01:09:12,916 --> 01:09:14,618 Not in the mood to talk about pumpkins. 1046 01:09:14,718 --> 01:09:17,392 My daughter's been kidnapped by a strange woman. 1047 01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:20,290 Could be Eleanor Roosevelt. 1048 01:09:20,390 --> 01:09:22,192 And Franklin. And you should be happy about that. 1049 01:09:22,292 --> 01:09:24,394 - Franklin's dead. - Yeah, well they're both Democrats. 1050 01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,263 That's way better than just plain old Americans. 1051 01:09:26,363 --> 01:09:29,733 Leave me alone. Let me think. Thinking portion of the night, okay? 1052 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,177 - Gotta formulate a plan. - Okay. 1053 01:09:34,371 --> 01:09:36,749 Little Elvis says you have a gift for gourds. 1054 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:41,152 And once a farmer, always a farmer. You can't just stop and be something else. 1055 01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:45,816 - He says you gave up on life. - Tell Little Elvis to kiss my ass. 1056 01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:47,224 I think he's right. 1057 01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:49,390 You shouldn't smoke in bed. 1058 01:09:49,553 --> 01:09:52,089 You know, growing up, there was a boy on the farm next to us. 1059 01:09:52,189 --> 01:09:54,291 Nice kid, simple, though, like you. 1060 01:09:54,391 --> 01:09:56,460 We wouldn't let him near any of the farm equipment. 1061 01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,439 Wouldn't even let him sit on a turned off tractor. 1062 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:04,401 Now, here I am, riding cross-country with you, coast to coast. 1063 01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:05,741 You driving. 1064 01:10:08,605 --> 01:10:09,777 Life's funny. 1065 01:10:10,807 --> 01:10:13,879 Well, not funny, but unpredictable. 1066 01:10:15,178 --> 01:10:16,446 Well, I know about life. 1067 01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:18,682 - No, I know. - I also know about family. 1068 01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:22,594 And how important it is to make sure that they know how much you love them. 1069 01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:26,323 And that they're connected to something. 1070 01:10:26,423 --> 01:10:30,235 And it ain't enough for you to just go and find Ellie and bring her home. 1071 01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:33,407 Gotta make sure that she has a real home to come back to. 1072 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:43,573 My gosh, Ellie, you better hurry up because we're going to be late. 1073 01:10:43,673 --> 01:10:46,676 We're going to miss the audition. We're already a little late. 1074 01:10:46,776 --> 01:10:48,645 - This is it? - It's pretty. 1075 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:52,249 - I like it. So ready for this audition. - Okay. 1076 01:10:52,349 --> 01:10:54,124 Let's go, let's go. 1077 01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:56,887 Okay. 1078 01:10:57,587 --> 01:11:00,290 - All right, where's the dressing room? - We don't have time for a dressing room. 1079 01:11:00,390 --> 01:11:01,691 Come on, let's just get you dressed, Daisy. 1080 01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:03,293 - Here? - Yeah! 1081 01:11:03,393 --> 01:11:05,462 - Just put this on! - All right. Unzip me. 1082 01:11:05,562 --> 01:11:08,732 - Sorry. - It's too tight. I gotta breathe! 1083 01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:10,467 Do you wanna get the part or not? 1084 01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:12,302 All right. No breathing. 1085 01:11:12,402 --> 01:11:13,570 - What do you think? - It's great. 1086 01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:15,013 Here. Here. 1087 01:11:15,739 --> 01:11:17,741 - Fluff, fluff, fluff. - All right. 1088 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:21,714 Hey, look at me. 1089 01:11:22,445 --> 01:11:24,083 A deal's a deal, all right? 1090 01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:25,752 Pinky swear. 1091 01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:27,985 Pinky swear. 1092 01:11:28,251 --> 01:11:29,252 You got this. 1093 01:11:31,354 --> 01:11:33,391 - I have your record. - Here's your record. 1094 01:11:35,292 --> 01:11:36,393 Just one more breath. 1095 01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:37,494 No, no, no. Okay. 1096 01:11:37,594 --> 01:11:38,795 - You can breathe on the way. - Breathe on the way. 1097 01:11:38,895 --> 01:11:39,896 - Let's go. Let's go. - Yeah. 1098 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:42,833 - I'm actually pretty nervous. - You're going to do great. Great. 1099 01:11:42,933 --> 01:11:44,901 Nerves are fine. Nerves are good. 1100 01:11:45,001 --> 01:11:47,777 Hi, hello there. Sorry. 1101 01:11:48,438 --> 01:11:49,576 You the 10:00? 1102 01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:52,350 - Daisy. - Nice to meet you, Daisy. 1103 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:54,778 Let's get started. 1104 01:11:54,878 --> 01:11:57,950 - You're late. - Yes, sir. I'm aware of that, sir. 1105 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,722 She's not a mind reader. 1106 01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:08,428 - Excuse me? - Just hand her the record. 1107 01:12:10,694 --> 01:12:12,332 Could you give her the record, sweetie? 1108 01:12:13,363 --> 01:12:16,776 - The record? - Yes, yes, yes, sorry. 1109 01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:20,344 - Sorry. - Whenever you're ready. 1110 01:12:20,737 --> 01:12:22,045 You got this, Aunt Daisy. 1111 01:12:41,491 --> 01:12:42,936 She's incredible. 1112 01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:05,001 That was very nice. 1113 01:15:05,101 --> 01:15:06,739 - Thank you so much. - Very nice. 1114 01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:09,243 It was the best audition. They loved you. I could tell. 1115 01:15:09,506 --> 01:15:11,374 Those directors went nuts. 1116 01:15:11,474 --> 01:15:14,045 They were smiling, they were studying you the entire time. 1117 01:15:14,644 --> 01:15:15,714 Mrs. Wax? 1118 01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:19,182 We're going to need some more information from you. 1119 01:15:19,282 --> 01:15:21,091 - Go. - Great. 1120 01:15:21,251 --> 01:15:22,419 - Aunt Daisy? - Yes. 1121 01:15:22,519 --> 01:15:25,755 From now on, no more Las Vegas, New Mexico. 1122 01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:27,524 I love you so much. 1123 01:15:27,624 --> 01:15:29,759 Never give up on your dreams, sweetheart. 1124 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:31,600 You're bound for something big. 1125 01:15:33,997 --> 01:15:35,237 And you. 1126 01:15:36,499 --> 01:15:40,503 You give Eleanor Roosevelt the introduction of a lifetime. 1127 01:15:40,603 --> 01:15:41,604 Okay. 1128 01:15:41,704 --> 01:15:43,650 Make your mother proud. 1129 01:15:44,507 --> 01:15:45,542 Okay. 1130 01:15:51,147 --> 01:15:52,549 I'm going to miss her. 1131 01:15:52,649 --> 01:15:54,484 So long, Aunt Daisy! 1132 01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:55,619 All right, let's go. 1133 01:16:06,930 --> 01:16:08,204 Looking for these? 1134 01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:09,733 You found them? 1135 01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:12,245 Yeah, you left them in the motel when the copper snagged us. 1136 01:16:15,405 --> 01:16:16,884 I know it's your mom's speech, Ellie. 1137 01:16:17,574 --> 01:16:18,882 I know what you're doing. 1138 01:16:19,776 --> 01:16:21,010 You think it's stupid, what I'm doing? 1139 01:16:21,110 --> 01:16:23,886 No, I don't think what you're doing is stupid at all. 1140 01:16:24,981 --> 01:16:27,325 I actually think that it's pretty spectacular. 1141 01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:30,696 I know, I was... 1142 01:16:31,588 --> 01:16:34,190 I should have told you. I should have told you what I was doing, 1143 01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:38,395 and I didn't, and out of everyone, you would have probably understood the most. 1144 01:16:38,495 --> 01:16:39,769 Probably would have. 1145 01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:46,736 Sorry I've been blaming everything on you, and I've been such an awful friend. 1146 01:16:46,836 --> 01:16:49,506 You know, I know that this was supposed to be this really fun road trip, 1147 01:16:49,606 --> 01:16:51,779 and I know I haven't been a lot of fun lately. 1148 01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:56,513 Ralph Waldo Emerson says that 1149 01:16:56,613 --> 01:16:59,526 a friend is someone with whom you can be the most sincere. 1150 01:17:01,251 --> 01:17:05,597 But I prefer that you only meet your once-in-a-lifetime friend once in a lifetime. 1151 01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:07,332 And that's from The Little Rascals. 1152 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:13,706 You know, you're my once-in-a-lifetime friend, Max. 1153 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,536 You know, I don't really think you need these, Ellie. 1154 01:17:19,636 --> 01:17:22,549 I heard you rehearsing the other night. I think you've got it memorized. 1155 01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:26,515 You think I can do it? 1156 01:17:45,895 --> 01:17:47,067 What's happening? 1157 01:17:47,697 --> 01:17:48,767 I don't know. 1158 01:17:56,205 --> 01:17:57,343 Excuse me? 1159 01:17:58,708 --> 01:17:59,743 What's happening? 1160 01:18:00,076 --> 01:18:01,180 Didn't you hear? 1161 01:18:02,946 --> 01:18:05,153 Eleanor Roosevelt died last night in her sleep. 1162 01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:14,532 Wait. Wait, Ellie. 1163 01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:18,066 Let's take one more picture. 1164 01:18:31,774 --> 01:18:33,117 Wait, Max, the guards. 1165 01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:36,316 I'll distract them. 1166 01:18:37,747 --> 01:18:40,057 She really had a way with people. 1167 01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:48,430 I still can't believe it. 1168 01:18:49,826 --> 01:18:50,861 Sir? 1169 01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:53,034 Is the news true? 1170 01:18:53,997 --> 01:18:55,271 Is it true? 1171 01:19:01,270 --> 01:19:03,239 Get back. Get back, please. 1172 01:19:03,339 --> 01:19:06,376 - Please stay back. Are you okay, miss? - No, I am not okay. 1173 01:19:06,476 --> 01:19:07,955 Sam! Sam, come here. 1174 01:19:08,845 --> 01:19:11,080 - Can I get you anything? - I am not okay. 1175 01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,285 - Sam, will you go get me some water? - She stood down the Klan. 1176 01:20:19,282 --> 01:20:20,420 Good evening, 1177 01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:23,355 ladies, 1178 01:20:25,021 --> 01:20:26,295 gentlemen 1179 01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:28,535 and distinguished guests. 1180 01:20:32,261 --> 01:20:34,969 Mrs. Roosevelt says you gain strength, 1181 01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:37,269 courage 1182 01:20:38,201 --> 01:20:39,475 and confidence 1183 01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:44,075 by every experience in which you really look fear 1184 01:20:44,974 --> 01:20:46,044 in the face. 1185 01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:47,577 Why? 1186 01:20:48,111 --> 01:20:49,351 Why? 1187 01:20:49,479 --> 01:20:51,117 What the... 1188 01:20:59,122 --> 01:21:00,157 Busted. 1189 01:21:02,358 --> 01:21:03,760 Come with me, young lady. 1190 01:21:03,860 --> 01:21:05,128 - Give me a second. - I'm sorry, 1191 01:21:05,228 --> 01:21:06,329 but we're going to have to break this up now. 1192 01:21:06,429 --> 01:21:07,830 Thank you very much for paying your respects, 1193 01:21:07,930 --> 01:21:09,065 - but it's time to go home. - Thank you. 1194 01:21:09,165 --> 01:21:11,167 Thank you. Come with me. 1195 01:21:12,835 --> 01:21:14,542 I stand before you tonight, 1196 01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:16,815 doing the thing 1197 01:21:17,907 --> 01:21:19,511 I thought I could not do. 1198 01:21:21,944 --> 01:21:25,050 Speaking before an audience of over 200, 1199 01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:32,693 introducing the woman who has meant so much to me and so many others, 1200 01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:38,898 and having raised a daughter who I am so proud of. 1201 01:21:40,363 --> 01:21:41,535 And now, 1202 01:21:43,332 --> 01:21:44,970 it is my great honor 1203 01:21:46,903 --> 01:21:48,314 to introduce to you 1204 01:21:49,505 --> 01:21:52,975 the greatest First Lady this country has ever known, 1205 01:21:54,544 --> 01:21:56,922 the greatest champion of human rights 1206 01:21:59,015 --> 01:22:00,426 and a wonderful mother, 1207 01:22:04,387 --> 01:22:06,060 Mrs. Eleanor Roosevelt. 1208 01:22:14,230 --> 01:22:15,675 I did it, Mama. 1209 01:22:19,235 --> 01:22:21,237 And I left nothing out. 1210 01:22:27,777 --> 01:22:29,381 How long have you been standing there? 1211 01:22:29,679 --> 01:22:33,149 Long enough, young lady. Now I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 1212 01:22:35,651 --> 01:22:38,421 Your dad is here. We drove across the country together. 1213 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:41,698 It was a little weird at first, but I think we're friends now. 1214 01:22:52,401 --> 01:22:53,436 Come here. 1215 01:22:54,103 --> 01:22:55,309 Honey. 1216 01:22:56,706 --> 01:22:58,708 I'm so glad you're safe. 1217 01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:03,120 I'm here to take you home, okay? 1218 01:23:06,315 --> 01:23:09,091 I don't know what I'm doing. I need your help. 1219 01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:12,455 I mean, your brothers are like little wild animals. 1220 01:23:12,555 --> 01:23:16,469 I wake up, the little one's just staring at me with those goggles on. 1221 01:23:16,659 --> 01:23:18,094 Where the hell did he get those goggles? 1222 01:23:18,194 --> 01:23:20,538 - I don't know. - And he doesn't speak. 1223 01:23:22,598 --> 01:23:24,100 We can do it, though. 1224 01:23:26,702 --> 01:23:28,579 Did you find what you were looking for? 1225 01:23:32,074 --> 01:23:33,246 I think so. 1226 01:23:34,710 --> 01:23:36,246 That's good. 1227 01:23:37,613 --> 01:23:39,024 So did I. 1228 01:23:39,682 --> 01:23:40,820 Okay. 1229 01:23:42,218 --> 01:23:45,221 Max, I took care of the Little Elvis for over 3,000 miles, 1230 01:23:45,321 --> 01:23:48,962 and I wouldn't have done that for anybody but you because I like you. 1231 01:24:01,137 --> 01:24:03,472 Driving home with my dad, Max and Billy, 1232 01:24:03,572 --> 01:24:06,142 I looked out the window and saw Marilyn Monroe and my mother 1233 01:24:06,242 --> 01:24:09,121 speeding by in Marilyn's pink Thunderbird. 1234 01:24:09,679 --> 01:24:12,319 And I knew right then that I was gonna be okay. 1235 01:24:13,015 --> 01:24:14,050 And the red line highways 1236 01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:18,496 would link us state by state until it brought us safely back to California. 1237 01:24:18,955 --> 01:24:21,128 Back to the pumpkin capital of the world. 1238 01:24:22,058 --> 01:24:24,265 All in the western hemisphere. 1239 01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:42,787 Ellie! Guess what we got with a postmark from Ireland? 1240 01:24:43,079 --> 01:24:44,820 "Dear girls, having the time of my life. 1241 01:24:45,047 --> 01:24:46,482 "I wish you were here. Guess what? 1242 01:24:46,582 --> 01:24:49,028 "I just ate a peanut M&M with two peanuts in it. 1243 01:24:49,318 --> 01:24:51,554 "Your friend and partner in crime, Lee Strasberg." 1244 01:24:51,654 --> 01:24:53,861 Give me a hand, lover boy. Hand the baby over. 1245 01:24:54,305 --> 01:25:00,911 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/48v64 Help other users to choose the best subtitles