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From 9:20 to 11:30,
you have your meetings with
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Mr. Haldeman, Mr. Kissinger and Mr.
Zeigler.
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From 11:40 to 12:05,
you have a meeting in the Grand Hall
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to receive diplomatic credentials
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from the Ambassadors of the
Dominican Republic and Zambia.
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Do they speak any English?
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- I believe so.
- Oh, good.
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Because I hate it when they don't even try.
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You know, whenever I go
to a foreign country
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I always try to learn some phrases.
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You know, it gives me an edge
with the people of that country.
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You know, shows I did my homework,
shows I care.
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Some people come right in here, no effort.
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No effort whatsoever.
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Not in their national character.
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That's why they'll never be
superpowers like us.
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From 12:05 to 1:05, you
have your open hour,
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at the end of which
we thought would be a good time
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to have your meeting with Mr. Presley.
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From 1:10 to 1:30,
you have an informal meet-and-greet
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with 150 or so White House volunteers
in the State...
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Elvis? Elvis Presley?
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Yes, sir. The entertainer.
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Oh, I know who Elvis Presley is. Yes.
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Who the fuck set this up?
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Don't you ever feel sad
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Lean on me,
when the times are bad
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When the day comes and
you're down
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In a river of trouble and
about to drown
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Just hold on, I'm comin'
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Hold on, I'm comin'
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I'm on my way, your lover
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If you get cold, yeah,
I will be your cover
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Don't have to worry,
'cause I'm here
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No need to suffer, baby,
'cause I'm here
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Just hold on, I'm comin'
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Hold on, I'm comin'
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Hold on, I'm comin'
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Hold on, I'm comin'
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Love you!
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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!
This is the War Room.
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...What is going on here?
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I demand an explanation!
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This clumsy fool tried
to plant that ridiculous camera on me.
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In America, black people
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are treated very much as
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the Vietnamese people
or any other colonized people...
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President Nixon
and his press secretary
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made no comment about...
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...kids are saying. Smoke
pot with your kids
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and then you'll understand
why the kids are happy.
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Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
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...and in Cambodia,
the fight against suspected communists.
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One, two, three, four,
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stop the war against the poor!
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Next, please.
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Hello, ma'am. One ticket, please.
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And where will you be traveling to, sir?
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Los Angeles.
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The one in California?
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That's the one.
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"The one in California?"
What other one is there?
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You know, I prayed
this day would come so many times.
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Hmm.
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My cousin,
she would always tell me, "Margaret,
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"you are never, ever
going to meet the King.
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"So just get over it."
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You gotta hold on to your dreams.
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You have beautiful eyes.
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So, about the ticket?
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Oh. Of course. Um...
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We have a flight leaving
in less than an hour.
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- I'll take it.
- Yes. Of course.
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I'm so sorry to have to ask,
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but, do you have any
form of identification?
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Oh, yes, ma'am.
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Not like a driver's license or something?
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Confidentially speaking,
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this is the first time
I've ever flown on my own.
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- So, I...
- it's fine.
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Excuse me, sir... Is that a...
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Oh, this? This is my .45.
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Yeah, I got a little
pistol in my boot, too.
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I got permits for both of them, so...
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They need these catalogued and vaulted.
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And there's a call for you.
He says his name is Mr. Tiger.
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- Elvis?
- Mr. Cougar?
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I'm in a bit of a pickle here.
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I was just trying to hop a quick flight
on American Airlines
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and now I'm being detained
due to carrying side arms.
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- You took guns on a plane?
- Yeah.
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Elvis, why are you flying commercial?
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Top secret. Gotta bolt quick, Jerry.
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You know,
click-bang.
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I'll explain it to you
when you pick me up at the airport.
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- Yeah. I'm at work.
- Come on, Jerry.
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You're the only one I can trust with this.
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Okay-
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- I'll pick you up.
- Good.
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Now... About my little situation here...
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Yeah, I got an idea.
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The guy in front of you,
ask if he has any kids.
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Come on, honey. It's all right.
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Oh, that's a pretty coat you got there.
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Y'all scrunch on in now.
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Great big old smile!
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- That looked good.
- Mmm.
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- Thank you so much, Mr. Presley.
- Thank you.
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Anything for law enforcement.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Look at this handsome devil.
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Hey-
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I knew I could count on you, Mr. Cougar.
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How are you, Mr. Tiger?
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This is my man.
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Mmm. And I promised these young ladies
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we'd give them a ride home.
You don't mind, do you?
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No.
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({CHUCKUNG)
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I like the way you walk
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I like the way you talk
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I like the way you walk
I like the way you talk
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Suzie Q
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Hey, that's a great book, man.
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You should check it out.
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You're a number six.
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I miss our talks, Jerry.
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Me too, E.
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I came out here to get you, man.
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I got work.
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How much are they paying you
at Paramount?
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You don't even want to
say it out loud, do you...
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I actually just got a promotion.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Well, how's this for a promotion?
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Let's stop screwing around
and start up that studio, man.
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I'm ready.
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I'll put you right beside me,
you can run whatever you want.
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Editing, production...
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You know I'm trying to do
my own thing here.
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It's no problem,
I can get you on a jet back from D.C.
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- D.C.?
- Yeah.
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See, here's the real deal, Jerry.
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I want to get a badge.
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A federal badge.
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You know, like that clown
we met at Chasen's that one night.
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The guy who does the voice of Bullwinkle.
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If a guy like that can have a badge,
why can't I?
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Hmm. Does Priscilla know about this?
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- No.
- What about your daddy?
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Heck, no, man. They're all screaming at me.
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Calling the Colonel,
saying I'm spending too much cash.
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I just did 29 days at the International.
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I sold out every night in Vegas.
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I got plenty of dough.
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You don't tell a grown man
how to spend his money.
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It ain't right.
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Come on, panther man.
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Take this trip with me. It'll be fun.
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Hi, Donald, it's Jerry here.
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I'm going to have to call in sick.
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Yes. I am so sorry.
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Can you connect me
to the Hotel Washington?
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Hello, American Airlines?
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I was wondering, could I rent
the whole top floor of your hotel tonight?
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It's actually for me and a guy named Elvis.
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- Was Cilla mad?
- At first. Understandably.
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But I handled it.
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You always do.
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The Colonel?
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I told her not to tell him.
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Thattaboy. Keep the Fat Man out of this.
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Oh, and Sonny's gonna meet us there
and take over.
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Look at these guys.
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You're kidding me, man.
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That's good,
but Elvis would never wear that, man.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, I'm an Elvis impersonator, too.
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- That's frightening.
- You're good though, man.
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You could be second best, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
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Do you do Teddy Bear'?
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- When I'm in the mood.
- Well, listen to this, man.
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I got an Elvis song
that's gonna blow you away, man.
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I'm gonna rock it to the left
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I'm gonna rock it to the right
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I'm gonna rock it in the middle
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And rock it all night
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Now that, baby,
that is where the rock-a-hula really is.
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- Would you like some coffee?
- Thank you.
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Hey, Jerry, could you
proofread this for me?
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It's a letter.
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Yeah. Sure.
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You wrote a letter to Nixon?
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Yeah. That's right.
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What do you think?
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I think it's more than a badge.
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I know. But have you seen
the TV lately, Jerry?
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War. Crime. Riots.
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It's all going downhill, man.
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We are at a crossroads.
It's make or break time for this country.
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And this country made me, man.
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You think there'd be an Elvis Presley
if this land was communist? Heck, no.
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That's what's going on in the streets.
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And it's the drugs, too.
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It's messing with the kids' minds.
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What kind of man would I be
if I didn't offer to help?
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Can I help you, sir?
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I need to get this letter to the President.
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There's a mailbox at the corner of...
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At the end of the avenue.
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Yeah. I got you.
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Hey, you think there could be some sort of
special delivery method?
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It's a matter of national security.
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The mailbox is down the street.
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Hey, Pete.
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Ah, shit.
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Can you come here for a minute, please?
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Uh-oh!
Are they coming to get me?
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Excuse me, officer. ls there a problem?
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Not at all.
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Good morning.
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It's Elvis.
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Mailbox is around the corner.
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Oh.
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You're ex-military. Right?
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- Marines.
- Marines, yeah.
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Figures.
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I was just regular old
Army myself, you know.
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Third Armored Battalion.
Trained at Fort Hood.
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But we knew the Marines
was where it was at, you know.
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Well, it takes a certain kind of grit.
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That's it, man. That's it.
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I never had it myself,
but I wish that I did.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'll put it inside for you,
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but I can't guarantee
it'll get to the President's office.
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Why not?
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Oh, what's your name?
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And who are you, sir?
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- Oh, I'm, uh, his head of...
- Personal relations.
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- PR, yeah.
- Public relations.
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Public relations.
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Well, the thing is, Mr. Presley...
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Burrows.
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I'm undercover.
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Mr. Burrows.
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We get a lot of mail for the White House.
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I'm sure.
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And it all has to be cleared through
security before it can reach the President.
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Sometimes that can take a few days.
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But...
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We'll do our best
considering the circumstances, hmm?
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Thank you.
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It's important to me, you know?
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I have a deep respect
for what you gentlemen do.
257
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,569
He's taller than I thought he'd be.
258
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,728
Oh, shucks!
259
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,963
It's all right
260
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,122
Hey, everybody
261
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,044
Mister Rufus in town
262
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,203
Came here to take care
of business
263
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,085
Ain't gonna mess around
264
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,010
I got a brand new dance
265
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,082
That ain't no bull
266
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,969
Everybody's doing it
267
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,201
What?
268
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,248
I said, push, pull
269
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,649
Push, pull
270
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,810
Get on up
271
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,084
Get on down
272
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,965
Get on up
273
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,685
Take it round and round
274
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,802
I said, push, pull
275
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,243
Push, pull
276
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,601
Come on, push, pull it
277
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:41,966
I'm beat.
278
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,286
Pull it
279
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,442
Double upon Push it
280
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,447
President's getting raked over the coals
over this Manson trial declaration.
281
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,251
You're never gonna believe this.
282
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,816
You remember when you talked about
finding a friend for the President?
283
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,683
- Someone from the outside.
- Yeah.
284
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,896
Well, you'll never guess in a million years
who just showed up at the Northwest Gate
285
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,967
asking to see him.
286
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,416
Okay. Look, I'm not in the mood
for this. Who?
287
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,851
The King.
288
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,007
The King of what?
289
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,896
The President doesn't have
any appointments with royalty...
290
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,684
Not just any king.
291
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,250
The King.
292
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,321
Elvis.
293
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,884
- Elvis Presley?
- Yes.
294
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,247
At the Northwest Gate? He just walked up.
295
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,129
- Right.
- I'm not kidding. Look.
296
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,044
He delivered this to the
President in person.
297
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,451
"John Burrows."
298
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,126
Yeah. I don't know what that is.
299
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,285
You swear this isn't a joke,
300
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,656
'cause this penmanship is horrible!
301
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,920
On my honor, yes.
It looks like a child wrote it, I know.
302
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,164
He said he wants to be
a "Federal Agent-At-Large."
303
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,720
- Does that even exist?
- Oh, who knows.
304
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,171
We got to set this up.
305
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,289
- Hey, Jer!
- Glad you made it, Sonny.
306
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:04,644
- How you doing?
- Oh, wow, nice place.
307
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,882
- Come here.
- Ah, man.
308
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,445
On.
309
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,883
- What is that?
- I don't know.
310
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,896
The boss man told me
to bring it up from Graceland.
311
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,729
Said it was top secret.
312
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,723
- Where is he?
- He's taking a nap.
313
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,246
Oh. Just like old times.
314
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,924
Glad to have you back.
315
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,286
I'm not back.
316
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,930
You missed it last month.
317
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,896
We took the bikes down to New Orleans,
318
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,571
and put the girls on the
back and just rode.
319
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,770
E kept stopping every hour or so
320
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,008
to point out a place he used to play at,
321
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,320
- or toss the ball around. You know how he is.
- Mmm-hmm.
322
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,124
Everybody was on their Bonnevilles,
323
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,326
except I was on my Harley.
324
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,006
And goddamn Charlie Hodge
was on a Kawasaki.
325
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,048
E gave him holy hell about that one.
326
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,526
You still got your Bonneville?
327
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,807
No, I... I had to sell it.
328
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,120
- Huh?
- Hmm.
329
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,282
- You're in the movie business, right?
- Mmm-hmm.
330
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,687
- Hey, you ever watch The Partridge Family?
- Mmm-hmm.
331
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,081
Oh, Laurie Partridge is
such a piece of ass.
332
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,282
Next time I'm in town,
can you set me up with her?
333
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,203
I'm not doing that kind of movie stuff.
334
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,480
I'm doing more of the editing.
335
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,245
Not as glamorous,
336
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,244
but I actually did see
Faye Dunaway once.
337
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,481
Really?
338
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,403
- How's Charlotte?
- Yeah, she's good.
339
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,606
She still writing that book?
340
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,256
I mean, that's a hell of a fantastic...
341
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,566
Fuck, I gotta call her.
342
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,927
- Can you keep an eye on him?
- No problemo.
343
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,850
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
344
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,410
- Where are you?
- Uh...
345
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,847
I can't say right now,
but it's pretty crazy.
346
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,809
Elvis had to take a trip and he needed me.
347
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,929
And so, I had to call Graceland.
348
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,570
They were all freaking out.
349
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,361
Priscilla, Vern.
350
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,488
But I think I handled it. Maybe...
351
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,164
Jerry, you're out of town?
352
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,846
Yeah.
353
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,805
You don't remember, do you?
354
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:43,881
Remember?
355
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,405
My parents are flying in.
356
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,446
Oh, shit.
357
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,764
- They're gonna love you.
- Dinner.
358
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,968
Yes, I remember. 8:00.
359
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,485
I arrive at LAX at 6:00,
so I should be home by 7:00.
360
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,123
- Do you promise?
- Of course. Why?
361
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,684
I can hear it in your voice, baby.
362
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,205
You're back.
363
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,646
- I'm not back.
- Good.
364
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,290
Then come back home to me.
365
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,850
There's nothing I want more.
366
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,520
I miss you. I miss everything about you.
367
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,807
- You miss me?
- I miss your face.
368
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,851
And I miss that sweet,
sweet ass.
369
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,081
Do you miss Elvis more?
370
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,605
Oh, wow...
371
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,801
E?
372
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,482
Hey. Where's E? He's not here.
373
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,561
I fell asleep.
374
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,891
I leave you with one thing, one thing.
375
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,416
We're the only two people
who know where he is.
376
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,249
I fell asleep. E!
377
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,163
Did you look in the dining room?
378
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,605
E!
379
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,809
- This is Ronnie.
- Ronnie, it's Jerry.
380
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,291
- Hey, Jer.
- Are you with E?
381
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,568
- Yeah, I got him.
- Oh, thank God for that.
382
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,165
He was hungry so we're heading over
383
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,480
to Stan's Original Donuts.
384
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:12,641
Huh?
385
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,680
- Thank you, Ronnie.
- You're welcome, boss.
386
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,365
- Hey.
- Gentlemen.
387
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,285
Kepple Carpet is gonna charge
388
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,850
to just come in there and measure.
389
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,922
They gonna charge him for the appraisal.
390
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,651
They gonna charge him
just to even come out there.
391
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,087
- Now I'm getting you...
- What?
392
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,562
Excuse me. Are you in line?
393
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,441
What it look like?
394
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,443
Looks like you in the way.
395
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,651
Like I said, two television stands.
396
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,404
Living room...
397
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,608
One original maple bar, please.
398
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,444
Original, my ass.
399
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,121
Whoo!
400
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,130
Where'd you get that necklace, daddy?
401
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,964
It's Elvis Aaron Presley.
402
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,040
I know who you are.
403
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,890
Oh. Well...
404
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,128
My boys, they had it made for me.
405
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,242
It has all their names on it, on this tree.
406
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,004
- Tree of Life.
- Hmm.
407
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,085
- Sweet.
- Mmm-hmm.
408
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,604
I got mine at a store.
409
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,881
Sweet.
410
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,483
I see you got some sweet rings there, too.
411
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,561
Yeah.
412
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,488
Before you go getting any ideas,
413
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,887
you should know that we aim to keep them.
414
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,200
Who's "we"?
415
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,766
Me and Lucille.
416
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,520
Got it?
417
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,724
Whoo! You somethin' else, baby.
You all right, man.
418
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,442
Thank you. Thank you very much.
419
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,805
Jerry. Sonny.
420
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,010
You gotta try one of these
original "my ass" maple bars.
421
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,722
Yeah. I think we should
head back to the hotel.
422
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,844
Just in case we get that phone call.
423
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,171
Two more maple bars, please.
424
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,161
Are you sure it's him?
425
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,047
I know it sounds crazy,
426
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,203
but he literally just
walked up to the gate.
427
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,328
- You wanna bring him in today?
- Yes.
428
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,209
- When?
- End of open hour.
429
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,216
Well, that's the President's nap time.
430
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,129
We understand that, sir, but...
431
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,804
All right, you got the letter?
432
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,360
Read it to me.
433
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,806
KROGHI Uh...
434
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,526
"Dear Mr. President.
435
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,016
"First, I would like to
introduce myself..."
436
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,565
Not in his goddamn voice.
437
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,562
"I am Elvis Presley and I admire you
438
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,722
"and have great respect for your office.
439
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,969
"I talked to Vice President Agnew
440
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,247
"in Palm Springs three weeks ago
441
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,288
"and expressed my concern for our country."
442
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,044
- Is that true?
- I believe so.
443
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,885
- Continue.
- "The drug culture,
444
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,362
"the hippie elements, the SDS,
Black Panthers, etcetera,
445
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,169
"do not consider me as their enemy
446
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,481
- "or as they call it, the establishment.
- Mmm-hmm.
447
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,682
"I call it America and I love it."
448
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,936
- Here comes his pitch.
- "Sir,
449
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,122
"I can and will be of any service
450
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,964
"that I can to help the country out.
451
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,282
"So I wish not to be given a title
452
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,640
"or an appointed position.
453
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,486
"I can and will do more good
454
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,325
"if I were made a Federal Agent-At-Large
455
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,607
"and I will help out by doing it my way..."
456
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,331
First he says he doesn't want a title,
457
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,483
the next sentence he's requesting to
be made a Federal Agent-At-Large?
458
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,521
Uh...
459
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,001
"First and foremost, I am an entertainer
460
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,203
"but all I need is the
federal credentials."
461
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,324
Let me see that.
462
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,776
"...so you can better
understand my approach.
463
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,486
"I would love to meet you and just
say hello if you're not too busy."
464
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,886
Is this a fucking joke?
465
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,686
Just out of curiosity,
what is a Federal Agent-At-Large?
466
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,961
No such thing.
467
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,520
Actually, sir, I looked into it,
there is such a thing.
468
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,762
No such thing. There's no such thing.
469
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,811
Well, is there something else
that we can give him?
470
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,769
An honorary badge?
471
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,641
Sir, if I may,
472
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,529
if the American public saw
473
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,046
that President Nixon has a relationship
474
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:25,086
with the most influential entertainer
on the planet,
475
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,806
that could go a long way.
476
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,082
I mean, not just with our
anti-drug initiatives
477
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,286
but more importantly,
478
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,768
well, he could really help us
with the youth vote.
479
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,161
And we know we have
an image problem with the youth.
480
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,369
I mean, this is a brilliant
opportunity for us.
481
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,482
I typed up a memo for you to sign.
482
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,284
I don't give a fuck about the youth vote.
483
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,567
Here's what I think of Elvis Presley
484
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,487
meeting the President
of the United States of America.
485
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,446
"You must be kidding!"
486
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,010
It's not just the youth vote.
487
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,324
Everybody loves Elvis.
488
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,523
Old people. Women.
489
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:06,405
Every single voter in
the South loves Elvis.
490
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,209
Okay. You got my approval.
491
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,164
Now you just need Nixon's.
492
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,125
Any word from the big man?
493
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,281
- Not yet.
- Damn!
494
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:27,170
But I'm sure they'll call
as soon as they get the letter.
495
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,682
So, I've got a flight to catch.
496
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,816
You want me to call
the President of Paramount?
497
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,841
I can do that for you.
498
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,610
Nah, I got a dinner tonight.
499
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,523
I'm meeting Charlotte's parents.
500
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,361
Oh, really? Hey, why don't I call that
nice little dress shop down in Memphis?
501
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,496
The one Cilla likes.
I can get something nice for Charlotte.
502
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,601
She'll forget all about it.
503
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,960
I don't think that's gonna work.
504
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,526
- Oh, yeah? Works with Cilla.
- You sure about that?
505
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,204
- Sorry.
- Are you?
506
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,283
But I came, and you don't need me now.
507
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,736
You got Sonny, he can take care of things.
508
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,048
Well, Jerry, you're my head of PR.
509
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,441
And this is a PR thing, so...
510
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,207
I need you.
511
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,441
Hairspray.
512
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,842
Grown man using hairspray.
513
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,921
Look at this, man,
514
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,604
that's my black hair dye right there.
515
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,081
And then I got
four different kinds of face cream.
516
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,120
You know what this is? Hemorrhoid cream.
517
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,441
They say it gets rid of the puffiness
under your eyes.
518
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,131
Then I put on these rings
and throw on all this junk.
519
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,640
And I become a thing.
520
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,245
I become an object, you know.
521
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,085
No different than a bottle of Coke.
522
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,576
You see, the difference
between me and you, Jerry,
523
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,682
is that when you walk into a room,
524
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,603
everybody sees Jerry. Right?
525
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,164
And when I walk into a room,
526
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,530
everybody remembers their first kiss
527
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,001
with one of my songs
playing in the background.
528
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,807
Maybe they remember the moment
when their girlfriend
529
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,611
split up with them after
she saw Blue Hawaii.
530
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,083
But they never see me.
531
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,801
They never see that boy
from Memphis, Tennessee.
532
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:18,687
He's buried, Jerry. They buried him so deep
533
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,766
under gold jewelry and money.
534
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,805
Flash bulbs,
535
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,406
stage make-up, screaming fans.
536
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,920
I don't even know
if I know who he is anymore.
537
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,286
But you do.
538
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,721
You know him. You know him.
539
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,963
You know this boy
from Memphis, Tennessee.
540
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,646
The real Elvis.
541
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,961
The person.
542
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,570
I need you, brother.
543
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,886
Why don't you come home?
544
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,370
All right, I got an
appointment I gotta keep.
545
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,124
Look, Jerry, do me a favor,
546
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,120
just stick around for a little while
in case the big man calls, all right?
547
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,321
Okay.
548
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,526
What's the appointment?
549
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,081
Hmm.
550
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,762
Insurance. Just in case.
551
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,205
Where's the damn telephone?
552
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,327
It's this Way.
553
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,047
He's coming here. Now.
554
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,856
I never thought he would call.
I gave him my card backstage
555
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,281
and thought that was the end of it.
Oh, my God.
556
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,601
You have to watch my phones,
I have to put my face on.
557
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:54,776
Oh, my God, why did I wear this today?
558
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,336
What are you talking about?
You're acting crazy!
559
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,805
Elvis! Elvis Presley!
560
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,291
Elvis!
561
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,690
Hey, ladies.
562
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,164
Mary Anne Peterson.
563
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,642
I'm so glad you called.
564
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,442
I can't believe you remember my name.
565
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,081
Well, I remember that face even more.
566
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,967
So, what are you doing
in Washington, D.C., Mr. Presley?
567
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,929
Well, Mary Anne, it's top secret.
568
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,003
But the minute I met you
I knew you were a woman of discretion.
569
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,291
I want a meeting
with J. Edgar Hoover.
570
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,443
Well, that's
the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
571
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,047
But your department
falls under that, correct?
572
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,521
Well...
573
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,843
I don't know if I can get you
a meeting with Mr. Hoover.
574
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,531
Well now, Mary Anne,
it's a matter of national security.
575
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,203
I can't tell you what
it's about at this moment,
576
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:08,080
but is there any chance I could meet
with the head honcho around here?
577
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,366
Maybe he could help.
578
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,283
Mr. Finlator? You have a visitor.
579
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,856
I have to be at the White House...
580
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,609
It's Elvis Presley.
581
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,086
Mr. Presley.
582
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,970
This is Mr. Finlator.
583
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,771
Deputy Director of the Bureau
of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs.
584
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,366
Mr. Finlator, this is Mr. Elvis Presley.
585
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,081
Famous person.
586
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,211
I know who Mr. Presley is.
Your reputation precedes you.
587
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,762
- Call me Elvis.
- Yeah.
588
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,249
What can I help you with, Elvis?
589
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,727
- Thank you, Mary Anne.
- You're welcome.
590
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,883
Hmm. May I sit down?
591
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,166
Yeah, no. Please, have a seat.
592
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,566
Well, sir, I was going to go directly
to President Nixon
593
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,211
but I decided it was best
to start at the top.
594
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,081
Not sure I follow.
595
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,810
Well, I am concerned
596
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,167
about the youth of our country
597
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,527
and I would like to go undercover
598
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,886
as a federal agent.
599
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,769
You want to be a federal agent?
600
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,286
Yes, sir. You know,
I have a military background.
601
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,408
I've always had a deep and abiding interest
602
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,891
in law enforcement.
603
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,686
I'd like to do whatever I can
whenever I can for the police,
604
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,569
I visit local police departments
605
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,051
from time to time.
606
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,722
I regularly give a little donation
607
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,326
to their funds or benefits.
608
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,570
And in exchange
they usually give me a badge.
609
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,802
Or a citation.
610
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,530
But mostly just badges.
611
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,721
Those are local law enforcement badges.
612
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,848
Federal badges, you understand,
613
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:45,130
come with many more responsibilities
and privileges.
614
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,487
Oh, of course.
That's exactly why I'm here, sir.
615
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,449
And I understand the gravity
616
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,648
of what I'm asking you for, so...
617
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,451
I'm willing to do whatever I can for
618
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,409
you and your department, you know.
619
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,166
Whatever it takes.
620
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,721
Uh...
621
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,648
We can't do that.
622
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,927
We can't take donations.
623
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,889
We are fully funded by the government.
624
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,325
We are the government.
625
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,209
Really, I'd love to help
you with this but...
626
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,966
Because I'm a big fan from way back.
627
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,041
Let me ask you,
628
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,363
have you looked into the FBI credentials?
629
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,408
Collectors really keep their eye out
630
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,931
for that FBI badge.
631
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,525
Well, sir, I don't mean to be rude,
632
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,170
but I didn't travel all the way
633
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,481
to our nation's capital
to work for the FBI.
634
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,087
I believe the drug culture
is ruining our youth.
635
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,605
This is a drug issue.
636
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,091
And I am here specifically
637
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,441
to be an agent for the Bureau of Narcotics.
638
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,083
- You're serious?
- Oh, yes, sir.
639
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,602
An undercover rock and roller.
640
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,126
Sounds ludicrous, but...
641
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,844
Truth is, not in a million years
642
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,082
would a dealer ever see you coming.
643
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,003
You see, sir, that's just the thing.
644
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,004
You got to understand.
I've been in 31 major motion pictures,
645
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,845
that makes me an expert
in costume and disguise.
646
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,160
You may not know this,
but I have a black belt in karate.
647
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,567
I've studied kenpo and tae kwon do.
648
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:10,129
I can supply my own firearms.
649
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:15,047
But I'm also willing to submit
to whatever training you deem necessary.
650
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,448
Mr. Presley. I really respect
everything you're doing
651
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,522
in our fight against drugs.
652
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,601
Thank you, sir.
653
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,281
But I...
654
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,962
Don't really have the authority
655
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,361
to make you an undercover agent.
656
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,844
Undercover agent-at-large?
657
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:35,766
That, either.
658
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,041
Hmm.
659
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,728
- I'll tell you what I can do.
- Okay.
660
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,326
I can have Mary Anne take you down to
one of the gift shops
661
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,606
across the street.
662
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,482
They sell badges, very authentic replicas.
663
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,766
The kind they use in the films
664
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,650
and I know they're very popular,
especially with the kids.
665
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,840
Mr. Finlator, you know what?
666
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,448
I don't need a kiddie badge.
667
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,443
I'm not a child. lam a grown man.
668
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,682
I intend to be treated as such.
669
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,204
Elvis. Mr. Presley?
670
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,566
Call me?
671
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,811
What did you say to him?
672
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,206
Nothing!
673
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,251
Nothing. I...
674
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,287
Can you believe this, man?
The White House?
675
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,081
You think they'll let me have
a souvenir or something?
676
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,889
- Probably not.
- For my pop.
677
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,616
Not like a painting of
Jefferson or anything,
678
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,369
but just an ashtray.
679
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,041
Oh.
680
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,291
There's my steak Diane.
681
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,840
Ah, good morning.
682
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,490
Your steak and eggs, Mr. West.
683
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,403
Thank you, Diane.
684
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,243
Bring it right over here. Thank you.
685
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,524
Are you here to meet Elvis, too?
686
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,125
Nah, he's just the hired help.
687
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,601
Just kidding. He's with us.
688
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,720
Like I said, Mr. West,
689
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,370
I'd do anything to meet the King.
690
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,805
He's just my favorite.
691
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,848
You know, I've seen Blue Hawaii
at least 17 times.
692
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,840
I got some of his stuff here
if you wanna see it.
693
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,205
- Hello?
- Mr. Schilling,
694
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:16,441
this is Bud Krogh,
695
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,443
Deputy Assistant for Domestic Affairs.
696
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,443
Oh, thank you, sir, for calling.
697
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,567
I'm hoping it's good news?
698
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,325
Well, we're about 90% positive
699
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,323
we'll be able to get him in today.
700
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,811
He'll still be in town, right?
701
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,606
Absolutely.
702
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,365
This meeting is very important to Mr.
Presley.
703
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,966
It is very important to us as well.
704
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,041
Um...
705
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,202
We're about to go in and
pitch the President,
706
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,009
so, should we get a yes,
707
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,776
I can reach you at this phone number?
708
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,723
Yes! Yes, I will be here.
709
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,406
- Okay. Good.
- Thank you.
710
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,765
And, Mr. Schilling,
do you think it'll be possible
711
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,571
for us to get a picture with Mr. Presley?
712
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,569
Who the fuck set this up?
713
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,051
Actually, he did, sir.
714
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,849
Mr. Presley made
an unscheduled appearance
715
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,570
at the Northwest Gate this morning.
716
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,690
Seeing as though he is only in town
717
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,091
for a couple of days,
718
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,896
we thought that it would be
a good opportunity
719
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,161
to invite him to work with us.
720
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,766
He could really bring a
more positive attitude
721
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,400
to young people throughout the country.
722
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,286
I see.
723
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,369
And you think we should meet with him?
724
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,521
Yes, Mr. President.
725
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,651
During my nap hour?
726
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,447
Well, sir, between his television
and radio appearances
727
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,965
he has a very broad reach
728
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,883
to the very demographic we are targeting.
729
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,325
In fact, Bud has put together
730
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,562
some figures as talking points. Bud.
731
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,246
This year, over a thousand people
in New York alone
732
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,924
have died from narcotic related deaths.
733
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,727
A hundred and eight of those, teenagers.
734
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,881
Now, as Dwight has stated,
735
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,567
Mr. Presley has a very wide following
in the entertainment industry.
736
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,849
We thought maybe we could produce
a television special with him.
737
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,524
What sort of television special?
738
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:55,003
We're considering a fun yet informative
documentary-type program.
739
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,050
A mix of music and interviews with say,
740
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,441
world's top physicians and psychiatrists
741
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,682
discussing the dangers of addiction.
742
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,606
What exactly would he be doing
743
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,569
on this television special of ours?
744
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,807
Well, we were thinking
that he could perform
745
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,928
some drug-themed songs
746
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,082
that the kids are listening to these days,
747
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,764
and then interpret it for the parents,
748
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,888
so that they can get a better understanding
749
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,646
of how drugs
and other anti-establishment themes
750
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,563
have infiltrated rock and roll music.
751
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,886
Maybe we could encourage him
752
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,327
to ask some of his fellow artists
to join the campaign.
753
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,880
Maybe get together
to develop some kind of new
754
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,246
rock and roll musical theme.
755
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,685
I see. You mean like,
756
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,842
sing a song, together. That sort of thing.
757
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,129
Yeah, you know,
hip but with an appropriate theme.
758
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,646
Something like maybe, "Get High on Life."
759
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,405
"Get High on Life." I like that.
760
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,720
That's good. Yeah.
761
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,841
What else?
762
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,206
Well, that would be it, sir.
763
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,124
Actually...
Unfortunately, yeah...
764
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,925
He would also like a badge.
765
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,769
- A what?
- A badge.
766
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,002
He'd like to be made
a Federal Agent-At-Large.
767
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,845
And it's really important for him
to get that badge.
768
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,811
Isee...
769
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,044
I see. Right.
770
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,291
So, Mr. President, shall we set this up?
771
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,684
No.
772
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,336
- But, Mr. President...
- I'm not bringing
773
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,600
some goddamn rock and roller
774
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,364
into the Oval Office, for Pete's sake!
775
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,601
Now, Jesus Christ,
776
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,809
I mean, you tell him
he should try again next time.
777
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:30,976
You know, maybe he'll have better luck
778
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,365
when a Democrat gets elected.
779
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,726
Now, what the hell is going on
780
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,564
with Ford's counterpart in the House?
781
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,769
I read this cockamamie story
in the Star last night,
782
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,683
it's the most ridiculous thing.
783
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,922
I mean, he's on the sauce, isn't that it?
784
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,442
- Dammit.
- I thought we had him.
785
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,126
Nah. He knew it was a "no"
before we even set foot in that room.
786
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,926
I hate it when he does that.
787
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,080
It's like he enjoys stringing people along,
you know.
788
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:54,366
He does.
789
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,250
- So, now what?
- We take it all the way
790
00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,367
to the Supreme Court?
791
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,125
Really funny.
792
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,687
Yeah. Just let me deliver the bad news.
793
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,523
- Can I try them on?
- Yeah.
794
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,171
Ooh, I can't believe
I'm trying on Elvis' glasses.
795
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,366
You're really hot!
796
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,647
- Really?
- Yeah!
797
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,051
You're so pretty.
798
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,801
Mmm-mmm.
799
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,881
Mmm.
800
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,724
Hey.
801
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,165
I was just showing her your glasses.
802
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:38,841
All right.
803
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,204
Should I get her out of here?
804
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,725
Good idea.
805
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,001
Yeah, what?
806
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,764
- Elvis...
- Mmm-hmm.
807
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,571
Nixon can't meet you.
808
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,645
Well, we'll do it tomorrow then.
809
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,366
He can't do it tomorrow.
810
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,531
How about this weekend?
811
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,250
I'll stay as long as it takes.
812
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,641
He can't do today and he can't do tomorrow.
813
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,371
He just...
814
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,851
He just doesn't wanna meet you.
815
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,601
Hmm.
816
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,166
I'm sorry.
817
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:21,721
Hmm.
818
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,926
I think I need some fresh air.
819
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,240
- I'll come with you.
- No.
820
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,651
I can get it myself.
821
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,371
I'm tired and weary
822
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,525
But I must go along
823
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,211
Till the Lord
824
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:52,882
Comes to call me away
825
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,729
Oh, oh, yes
826
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,606
Where the morning's bright
827
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,487
And the Lamb is the light
828
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:11,648
And the night is as fair as the day
829
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:21,001
There will be peace in the valley
830
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,363
For me some day
831
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,610
There will be peace in the valley
832
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,011
Thank you.
833
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:36,162
For me, Oh Lord I pray
834
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,721
No more sorrow
835
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,649
And sadness
836
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:47,166
Or trouble will be
837
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:51,484
There will be peace in the valley
838
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,002
For me
839
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,165
CHORUS". For me
840
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,686
Who's he?
841
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,208
- He's our driver.
- He's down.
842
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,404
Meaning he's hip.
843
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,481
He's cool.
844
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:20,401
Walk With us.
845
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,769
Look, we wanna make this work
just as much as you guys,
846
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,565
but he just doesn't see
the value in meeting Elvis.
847
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,569
So there's nothing we can do today?
848
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,081
Nope.
849
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,726
What about tomorrow?
850
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,961
No.
851
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,284
How about something casual,
852
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,488
not even a meeting?
853
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,483
Like a drink or something?
854
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,610
Look, Jerry...
855
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,401
We tried.
856
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,171
He's just...
857
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,451
Nixon is...
858
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,490
He's just old fashioned, all right.
859
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,721
He's from a different era.
860
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,643
What about Saturday? Maybe a coffee?
861
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:57,767
No, no, no.
862
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,496
The President is going to be
at Camp David all weekend
863
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,885
with his wife and daughters.
864
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,691
His daughters?
865
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,241
Huh.
866
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,731
Yeah. Gentlemen, I think
we have a solution.
867
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,882
Mr. President. Julie is on four.
868
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:18,241
Oh!
869
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,282
My Julie. Sweetheart.
870
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,050
Well, I just...
871
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,684
Well, I just didn't think 1:0 tell...
872
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,723
Well, look, Julie,
your father's very busy today, you know...
873
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:41,881
Bud.
874
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,442
President's been looking for you two.
875
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,286
Was he pissed or only mildly annoyed?
876
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,249
So you two thought
this would be a good idea?
877
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,736
- Mr. President, I had nothing to do with this.
- Sir, we just...
878
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,041
Well, it doesn't make
any goddamn difference now, does it?
879
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,650
Because the leader of the free world
880
00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:01,166
is taking orders
from a 22-year-old college girl.
881
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,250
Fine, bring him in.
882
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,448
Get an autograph for Julie and a picture.
883
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,329
And I want him out in five minutes tops.
884
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,802
And you'd better get me a bio on this Elvis
885
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,611
so I can prep for this goddamn meeting.
886
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,445
Jerry Schilling speaking.
887
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,521
Thank you.
888
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,201
Whoo!
889
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,967
Well, guess it's back to Memphis.
890
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,450
I don't think that's a good idea.
891
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,281
How come?
892
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,250
Well, because...
893
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,091
You, Mr. Presley,
have a meeting with the President
894
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,889
of the United States of America.
895
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,366
Hot damn!
896
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,171
Whoo!
897
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:05,567
Baby, here I am
I'm the man on the scene
898
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,683
I can give you what you want
899
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,728
But you gotta go home with me
900
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,768
I have got some good old lovin'
901
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,286
And I got some in store
902
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,762
When I get through throwin' it on
903
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,729
You gotta come back for more
904
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,960
Boys and things
will come by the dozen
905
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,327
That ain't nothin'
but drugstore lovin'
906
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,801
Pretty little thing,
let me light your candle
907
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,120
There he is!
908
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,724
Well, what do you think?
909
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,401
Damn, boss,
you look hotter-than-a-whorehouse great.
910
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,770
Let's do this thing.
911
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,202
And I'm a man of great experience
912
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,927
I know you've got you another man
913
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,162
But I can love you better than him
914
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,887
Take my hand don't be afraid
915
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,480
Jerry, I just want to thank you, man,
for putting this together.
916
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,690
I don't know how you did it,
917
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,047
but I couldn't have done
it without you, man.
918
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:01,166
You too, Sonny.
919
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,164
Yeah. I never thought
I'd get to meet a president.
920
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,322
Thank you. And thank you, boss.
921
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,121
It means a lot to me to
know that, you know,
922
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,610
I have friends.
923
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,560
Mr. Barrow?
924
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,766
Burrows.
925
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,684
- Nice to meet you.
- I'm Mr. Krogh's assistant.
926
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,321
Nice to meet you, ma'am.
927
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,447
Nice to meet you.
928
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,568
- Welcome to the White House.
- Thank you, ma'am.
929
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,804
Beautiful, isn't it, Mr. Presley?
930
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,206
Yeah.
931
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,604
Looks a little like my place.
932
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,650
Mr. Presley, I'm Agent Duncan.
933
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:00,801
This is Agent Moroder.
934
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,645
Agent Duncan. Agent Moroder.
935
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,167
It's an honor.
936
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:06,321
Identification.
937
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,843
Let's show him our IDs, boys.
938
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,880
Will that do?
939
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,284
Is this the only identification you have?
940
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,567
No, sir. That there
is my Special Deputy's badge
941
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,760
from my hometown of Memphis.
942
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,286
I brought a couple of others
from various different locales
943
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:21,361
if you need to see them.
944
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,487
That's not necessary.
945
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,000
And what about you, gentlemen?
946
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,321
And that's your only ID?
947
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:28,721
Mmm-hmm.
948
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,527
Okay, sir, do you have any
illegal firearms or weapons
949
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,250
- on or about your person?
- No, sir.
950
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,806
- If I may?
- Of course.
951
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,485
Sir, I'm going to ask you again.
952
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,769
Do you have any firearms or weapons
of any kind on your person?
953
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,887
Yes, sir. I do.
954
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,281
Do your associates?
955
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,930
That would be the affirmative.
956
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,889
Why, when I asked you previously,
957
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,291
did you reply in the negative?
958
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,488
Well, I believe you said
"illegal" firearms,
959
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,856
and these firearms are not illegal.
960
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,451
We are licensed to carry them
as Special Sheriff's Deputies
961
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,683
of Shelby County
under Tennessean Code 39-49.
962
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,167
Okay, gentlemen.
All your weapons on the table.
963
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,361
There we go.
964
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,881
What's in the box?
965
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,962
This is a personal gift for the President.
966
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,121
Open it, please.
967
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,680
Sir, I had it very specially wrapped.
968
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:26,165
- Open the package.
- Uh...
969
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,446
Go ahead, Jerry.
970
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,084
This is Bud Krogh.
971
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,091
Mr. Presley.
972
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,771
Bud Krogh.
973
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,285
Pleasure to meet you, sir.
974
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:59,007
Mr. Presley would like to bring firearms
975
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:00,161
into the Oval Office.
976
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,241
As a gift.
977
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,244
In the display case here.
978
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,764
Oh, wow, um, it's beautiful.
979
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,361
It's commemorative.
980
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,961
Mmm.
981
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,922
Obviously you can appreciate
982
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,002
the uniqueness of this scenario.
983
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,736
All right, gentlemen, let me be clear
984
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,040
so there is no misunderstanding.
985
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,322
We don't allow weapons of any kind
in the White House.
986
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,401
Including this gift,
987
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,006
which I will accept on
the President's behalf.
988
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,605
After inspecting it,
989
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,211
it possibly will find its
way to the President.
990
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:38,841
Thank you, sir.
991
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,968
I am a fan of all you do for our country.
992
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,201
I am sorry about that.
993
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,521
The Secret Service can be
a bit overzealous sometimes.
994
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,568
Oh, that's all right, Bud. Hey...
995
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:47,816
It's a good thing they didn't catch
996
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,649
this little fella in my boot.
997
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:52,007
Just kidding.
998
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,001
Right this way.
999
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,005
I hope you gentlemen don't mind,
1000
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,080
I need you to wait in my office
for a brief moment.
1001
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,286
Not at all, Bud.
1002
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,683
Please, step right in,
1003
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,285
make yourselves comfortable.
1004
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,720
I'll be right back.
1005
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,846
Elvis Presley
is in the building!
1006
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,081
Hmm.
1007
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,291
I can't believe
I'm actually going to see the Oval Office.
1008
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,808
Glad you left L.A. now, aren't you?
1009
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,848
Gentlemen, Mr. Presley,
1010
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,729
I'd like to introduce you to Dwight Chapin.
1011
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,802
He's the special assistant
to the President.
1012
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,723
It's a huge honor, Elvis.
1013
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,529
I mean, Mr. Presley.
1014
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,642
Now, before I take you to the President
1015
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,484
we're going to have to
go over the protocol.
1016
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,056
So, Mr. Presley, if you'll
please follow me...
1017
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,969
- Protocol? Hmm.
- Yes, sir.
1018
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,768
On, uh, no.
1019
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,683
I'm sorry, only Mr. Presley
1020
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,171
will be allowed in the Oval Office.
1021
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,320
- Is that right?
- Yes, sir.
1022
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:56,886
MY apologies.
1023
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,201
Damn.
1024
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:05,000
Well, why don't you give Dwight,
or Mr. Chapin,
1025
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,320
the rundown too.
1026
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,525
Rundown for what?
1027
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,203
After I announce you,
you may enter the Oval Office.
1028
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,129
The President will be seated at his desk.
1029
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:22,289
But please wait by the door
until he addresses you.
1030
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:23,687
Of course.
1031
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,171
Mr. Presley will enter.
1032
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,686
If he leaves his sunglasses on
then Nixon should wait
1033
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,125
until Mr. Presley speaks.
1034
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,967
His sunglasses?
1035
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,616
The President will then shake your hand.
1036
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,608
And then invite you to sit down,
1037
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,523
he will instruct you where to do so.
1038
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,681
Roger that.
1039
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,768
But if Elvis removes his sunglasses,
1040
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,320
that means
somebody's about to get a bear hug.
1041
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,729
I don't know if that's such a good idea.
1042
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,006
On the coffee table
1043
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,082
is an unopened bottle of Dr. Pepper.
1044
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,527
Please do not open it.
Please do not drink from it.
1045
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,489
Because it's only for the President.
1046
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,605
Now as for food,
1047
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,889
we usually make sure that Elvis
has a selection of drinks at his disposal.
1048
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,007
You know, nothing major,
1049
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:05,243
just some hot tea with lemon, sodas, water.
1050
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,971
Some snacks. Nice ones.
1051
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,844
There is also, on the coffee table,
1052
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,126
a divided dish
1053
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,170
with mixed nuts on one side,
M&Ms on the other.
1054
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,931
I do like M&Ms.
1055
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,288
Well, I'm sorry, but those are also
only for the President.
1056
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,489
Should we tell him about the karate?
1057
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,081
Karate?
1058
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,047
All right, you ready to meet
the President of the United States?
1059
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,361
You betcha.
1060
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,366
Now, if you'll wait right here please, sir,
1061
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,771
I'll be right back.
1062
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,047
It's an honor, Mr. President.
1063
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,321
Mmm.
1064
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,288
Mr. President, I can't tell you
1065
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:07,964
what a great honor...
1066
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,449
Hello, Mr. President,
the honor... Mmm.
1067
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,171
Did you know
I had a twin brother, Mr. President?
1068
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:33,287
IdenficaL
1069
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,044
Jesse Garon Presley.
1070
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,570
He was born 35 minutes before me.
Stillborn.
1071
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,481
And they...
1072
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,127
They put him in a box on the kitchen table
1073
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,806
while Momma kept on going
trying to push me out.
1074
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,324
Sometimes I wonder about that, you know.
1075
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,449
What that 35 minutes
must have been like for her.
1076
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,000
The happiest moment
1077
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,320
and the saddest moment
1078
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,243
life could possibly throw at you.
1079
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,724
Sometimes I think God felt guilty for her,
1080
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,009
so he gave me the luck
that was meant for two people.
1081
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,690
Makes you think, you know.
1082
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,042
And I want Mr. Kissinger
1083
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,804
and the Speaker in this meeting.
1084
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,050
Mr. President. Are you ready for Mr.
Presley?
1085
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,201
Yeah.
1086
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,886
And Krogh, no more than five minutes.
1087
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,247
I want you to come in
exactly at five minutes
1088
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:41,845
and say I have to be somewhere.
1089
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,736
- Where shall I say you...
- Well, I don't care.
1090
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,205
Just make up some bullshit.
1091
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,361
Yes, sir.
1092
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,521
Krogh...
1093
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,369
What do we have on this guy?
1094
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:55,204
You know, deep background.
1095
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,327
Well, besides yourself,
1096
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,051
he's one of the most famous men
on the planet.
1097
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,884
He's married. He travels a lot.
1098
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:04,130
Loves guns. Hates The Beatles.
Black belt in karate.
1099
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,680
- Big football fan...
- Karate. You don't say?
1100
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,962
Yes, sir. Shall I bring him in?
1101
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:11,527
Hey, Krogh.
1102
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,450
Let me ask you something.
1103
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,204
Do you think I could take him?
1104
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,965
- Take him, sir?
- In karate.
1105
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,327
You think I could take him down?
1106
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,771
I bet you in my day I could've.
1107
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,684
You know, I used to be able to
bench-press 220.
1108
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,046
Of course, he's young and...
1109
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,564
Good-looking too.
1110
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,041
You know, Krogh, guys like that,
1111
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:36,810
who are just born good-looking,
1112
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,564
well, you obviously know,
1113
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,206
they never had to work for it,
if you know what I mean.
1114
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:44,284
Not me.
No, I had to make something of myself
1115
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,567
to get a girl to notice me.
1116
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:50,531
It wasn't just handed to me
by some sort of genetic lottery.
1117
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,080
I wasn't born
looking like a Kennedy, you know.
1118
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,921
But that's why guys like me are survivors.
1119
00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:00,202
Guys like this Elvis fellow...
1120
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:03,124
No, underneath all that, they're weak.
1121
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,481
They wither at the first sign of trouble.
1122
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,728
They just crumble like a sand dune.
1123
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,444
All right, let's bring him in.
1124
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,851
Yes, sir.
1125
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,765
- Mr. Presley.
- Hmm?
1126
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,444
The President will see you now.
1127
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:28,681
Mr. President.
1128
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,690
Mr. Elvis Presley.
1129
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,529
Well, Mr. Presley. it is a pleasure.
1130
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,361
Mmm.
1131
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,487
Oh, you know what
that is? That's a moon rock.
1132
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,881
Very proud to have that here
in the Oval Office.
1133
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,968
That was given to me personally
1134
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,361
by a great American, Mr. Buzz Aldrin.
1135
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:03,367
You can lift the glass there
and pick it up if you like.
1136
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:05,567
No, that's cool, man.
1137
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,080
Buzz sent me one, too.
1138
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,567
Oh, he did?
Well, of course he did.
1139
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,244
Mr. President. Put her right there!
1140
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,209
Well, okay. Hello!
1141
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,405
Uh...
1142
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,005
Why don't you have a seat.
1143
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,081
Sure thing.
1144
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,170
It's a great place you got here, huh?
1145
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,527
- Well, it's really the people's house.
- Hmm.
1146
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:34,763
I'm just a temporary guest, as they say.
1147
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,441
That's right.
1148
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,763
I was telling one of the gals outside
it reminds me of my Graceland.
1149
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,245
Oh, it does, does it? Uh...
1150
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,449
How many square feet
is this Graceland of yours?
1151
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:50,044
Not sure. 10,000, maybe.
1152
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,361
Well, that is a fine size for a home.
1153
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,807
Isn't it? Well, I mean,
it's more than fine.
1154
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,640
Of course, the White
House here is, I think,
1155
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,808
about 55,000 feet.
1156
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,016
- Something like that.
- Well, actually,
1157
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,201
I made a few additions,
1158
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,442
so, maybe a little more than that.
1159
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:05,642
But I don't think
it's the size of a man's home
1160
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,649
that defines him. You know?
1161
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:11,641
M&M's are my favorite.
1162
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,125
Oh, mine too.
1163
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,967
So, Mr. Presley,
1164
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,811
how can I help you?
1165
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,456
Well, Mr. President, first of all
1166
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:23,856
I want to tell you what an honor it is
1167
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,325
to be in your presence.
1168
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,766
You have a bottle opener?
1169
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,246
Oh, well, there should have been one.
1170
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,976
Maybe you could run out
and get him one, Krogh.
1171
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,445
Yes, Mr. President.
1172
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:38,242
Oh, and get a Dr. Pepper for me too.
1173
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,011
- It's on its way.
- Hmm.
1174
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,641
Fuck!
1175
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,846
So, I read your letter.
1176
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:48,281
I wrote it on the plane.
1177
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:49,527
I could tell.
1178
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,126
Mr. President.
1179
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,970
This is my little angel.
1180
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,604
Lisa Marie. She's two years old.
1181
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,000
Well, she is a beautiful little girl.
1182
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,924
Yes, sir. She's my pride and joy.
1183
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,648
And this is my beautiful wife, Cilia.
1184
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,204
Oh, well, she is very charming.
1185
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,326
Mr. President.
1186
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,283
- Bud.
- Mr. Presley.
1187
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:22,045
- These M&Ms are great.
- Good to hear, Mr. Presley.
1188
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,527
You got some good fellas
working for you, Mr. President.
1189
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,011
My guys are outside.
1190
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,321
Thank you.
1191
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,883
So, as I really do need to be going
1192
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:35,122
we should probably get to
what you want to...
1193
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,803
These are some of my closest associates.
1194
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:44,042
And contrary to what
you may have heard, Mr. President,
1195
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,725
they are not part of any mafia.
1196
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,084
That is just a crazy rumor
1197
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,889
started by nasty journalists.
1198
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,089
Oh, they love to make it up, don't they?
1199
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:57,850
Last month, Look magazine
made up some cockamamie drivel
1200
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,969
about how I broke into the Dean's office
1201
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,326
while I was at Duke.
1202
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,562
You know, you give a man enough money
1203
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,330
and he'll say anything, you know.
1204
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,880
They'll just ruin a man's reputation.
1205
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,604
They don't give a good goddamn.
1206
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,006
They just write what they want.
1207
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,445
Mmm. Hear, hear to that.
1208
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:15,521
Oh...
1209
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,090
Everyone has a badge.
1210
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,367
Mr. President, I've shown you these photos
1211
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,851
because I am deeply concerned
1212
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,924
about the direction
our great nation is taking.
1213
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,445
Yes, of course.
1214
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,727
Now, I'm gonna need
an autograph for my Julie.
1215
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,890
That's your family there?
1216
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,611
Those are some good looking kids.
1217
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,525
Well, they really take after their mother.
1218
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,336
Well, it takes two good lookin' folks
1219
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,080
to make a good lookin' baby, Mr. President.
1220
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,445
Oh, are you...
1221
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,920
You're saying, as a gentleman,
I'm good looking too?
1222
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,816
Well, of course, Mr. President.
Everybody knows that.
1223
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,569
Well, I...
1224
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,404
Now, plainly speaking, sir,
1225
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,776
I want to get people to
respect our country.
1226
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,404
To respect our flag.
1227
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,608
Because that's what's getting lost
in our nation.
1228
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,090
It bothers me to see young people
1229
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,481
burning flags and smoking dope.
1230
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:15,167
And just because
I don't smoke dope or grow a beard
1231
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:17,481
does that make me a straight? Or a square?
1232
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,931
Because if it does, heck,
1233
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,416
I'll take being a straight or a square
1234
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:22,044
any day of the week.
1235
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,487
The kids today are being brainwashed,
Mr. President.
1236
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,921
It's what they are listenin' to
and what they are watchin'.
1237
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,162
That's what's doing it to them.
1238
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,605
Take that Woodstock for example.
1239
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,761
What the heck was that?
1240
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:33,763
I'll tell you what it was, it was an excuse
1241
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,968
to get naked, get high
and roll around in the mud.
1242
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,724
Well, I'm with you there.
1243
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:41,361
Four, three, two, one...
1244
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,761
Mr. President, you have
your meet and greet.
1245
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:48,369
Oh, no, not right now. Thank you.
1246
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,760
But it's with the delegation...
1247
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,365
I said it's fine.
1248
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:56,204
- But it's with the donors...
- I said it can wait.
1249
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:02,289
Oh, and Krogh,
make sure that we get a picture
1250
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:03,964
with Mr. Presley and me.
1251
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,456
Ollie's outside, he's ready for you.
1252
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:06,845
No pictures.
1253
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,367
Mr. Presley, it's standard for us.
1254
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,041
I understand. But not today.
1255
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,482
Now, if you don't mind...
1256
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,002
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1257
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,656
- May I continue?
- By all means.
1258
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:28,490
Thank you. I have it on very good authority
1259
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:31,040
that many of the
so-called underground groups
1260
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:33,242
have been infiltrated by communists.
1261
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:34,561
- Oh?
- Yes, sir.
1262
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:36,802
And I find it downright anti-American.
1263
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:39,251
Just like The Beatles.
1264
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,408
The Beatles. Well, I don't like them.
1265
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,847
They are anti-American,
1266
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,002
possibly with communist leanings.
1267
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:47,570
Well, just look at them.
1268
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,251
Let's look at the facts, Mr. President.
1269
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,482
After coming here and
making all that money,
1270
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,403
they split back to England,
1271
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:56,682
start saying all this anti-American stuff,
1272
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:58,091
speaking against us in the press.
1273
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:00,083
Well, some people think
they can say anything.
1274
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:03,005
Specifically about our policies
1275
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,447
in Southeast Asia, sir.
1276
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,010
Did you know that?
1277
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,684
I did not know that.
1278
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:09,921
It was Lennon.
1279
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,442
The kids think he's some kind of prophet.
1280
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:16,291
And well... What I'm trying to say is, sir,
1281
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:19,284
they may not actually be
in the employ of the communists,
1282
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,840
but if encouraging revolution
1283
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,456
doesn't sound like subversive propaganda,
1284
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,721
- I don't know what is.
- Well, right. Yes.
1285
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:28,440
See, I've been studying
1286
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,881
communist brainwashing techniques
1287
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:33,042
for over 10 years now.
1288
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,043
And the drug culture, too, Mr. President.
1289
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:38,647
And it's my belief that
if we don't do something
1290
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:40,922
to handle this situation very quickly,
1291
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,724
it could very easily get outta hand.
1292
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,211
Well, you wanna know why the hell
1293
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,647
the communists are so against drugs?
1294
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,330
It's because they love to booze.
1295
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,723
Especially the Russians. I've seen it.
1296
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,131
You talk about "out of hand."
1297
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:56,809
And that's why communists
and the left-wingers
1298
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:58,251
are clinging to one another,
1299
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,721
because they're trying
to destroy us, Elvis.
1300
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,802
I know, sir. Good, honest Americans.
1301
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:06,490
They hate us.
1302
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:09,245
They don't hate us, Elvis,
they hate what we stand for.
1303
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,084
I mean, you and me, we rose from nothing.
1304
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,924
My pa worked in a grocery store.
1305
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,162
Your father was a sharecropper, yes?
1306
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,406
A whole slew of things, sir.
1307
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:20,244
Well, I think we were both somewhat loners.
1308
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,527
And look where I am today.
And look where you are.
1309
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:23,687
Well, a lefty sees that,
1310
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,531
and instead of wanting to walk
in our footsteps,
1311
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:27,931
why, they get jealous.
1312
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,526
It brings all their failures up bubbling
1313
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:33,005
right in front of their faces
1314
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,441
and, well, so, of course
1315
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:37,443
they react like caged animals.
1316
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,887
Because that's what they are.
1317
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,008
Just animals.
1318
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:44,522
I know, sir.
1319
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,523
And I want to help to stop it.
1320
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:52,125
Well, I think that is just great.
1321
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:53,201
Absolutely.
1322
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:58,207
So, my boys were telling me
something like a concert.
1323
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,209
A telethon. A television special.
1324
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:01,481
No, sir.
1325
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:03,725
I want to go undercover.
1326
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:06,641
Undercover?
1327
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:08,201
Yes.
1328
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,120
Oh, you want to be an actual...
1329
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,326
I'm sorry, you want to what?
1330
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:16,000
I want to be an agent-at-large.
1331
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,249
You see, if I can get
a Federal Narcotics badge
1332
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:22,085
it is my belief that I
could protect this nation
1333
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,400
from sliding into anarchy.
1334
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,010
Well...
1335
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,320
L.-
1336
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:32,927
Let's say I could infiltrate
a band or a hippie commune,
1337
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,765
as a spy or a double agent,
something like that,
1338
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:39,087
only disguising myself as one of them,
1339
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:41,242
hiding my own true feelings.
1340
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:42,926
Yeah, I'm not sure how...
1341
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,771
Let's say The Rolling Stones,
or the Grateful Dead
1342
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,683
or maybe even the Black Panthers.
1343
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,684
Heck, I could probably slip
from one group to the other
1344
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:52,250
without even being detected.
1345
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,887
And then, just when they
let their guard down,
1346
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:58,611
I'd bust 'em.
1347
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:00,931
I'd bust 'em all.
1348
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,851
Of course, I would have to be
so deep undercover
1349
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,127
so that no one would know it was me.
1350
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,416
But in order for that to happen,
1351
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:09,726
nobody...
1352
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,881
I mean nobody, can know
about this on the outside.
1353
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,371
Just a select few.
1354
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,442
You, of course, Mr. President...
1355
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:20,405
And maybe Mr. Hoover.
1356
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,563
How much longer is this going to take?
1357
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:28,211
Is there any way we can speed this up?
1358
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,769
You want me to tell the President
of the United States to speed it up?
1359
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,801
How long does it take
to get to the airport?
1360
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,723
With holiday traffic?
1361
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,448
An hour. An hour and a half.
1362
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:47,641
Shit.
1363
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,888
You got somewhere you need to be?
1364
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,480
You could say that.
1365
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:53,616
I'm supposed to be meeting
1366
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,324
my girlfriend's father for dinner.
1367
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,403
I'm going to ask him if I can marry her.
1368
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:02,762
Yeah. Right.
1369
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:04,296
When I first started working
at the White House,
1370
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:05,401
the guy that hired Chapin
1371
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:06,816
told me something I'll never forget.
1372
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:11,971
He said, "Everyone should get married
at least once."
1373
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,006
What's that supposed to mean?
1374
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:16,451
Well, in our line of work,
1375
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:18,364
the only ones with marriages intact
1376
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:20,204
are the ones in front of the camera.
1377
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:23,282
And half the time those are just for show.
1378
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,762
When you work on the world's biggest stage
1379
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,046
you gotta choose.
1380
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:35,524
You know, I got in a motorcycle accident
1381
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,204
a couple years back in L.A.
1382
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:40,962
A gossip columnist broke the story.
1383
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,361
"One of Elvis' buddies
gets in a motorcycle accident
1384
01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,522
"and breaks his pelvis.
1385
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:47,284
"Good thing it wasn't Elvis."
1386
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,291
Yeah. I carried around that article
1387
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,169
in my pocket for years.
1388
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,160
Because it was the first
time that me and him
1389
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,487
were actually mentioned
in a magazine together.
1390
01:08:58,320 --> 01:08:59,651
I was actually proud.
1391
01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:03,606
So sad.
1392
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:21,849
You know, I got a flight to catch.
1393
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:24,766
I'll make you a deal.
1394
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:25,841
Yes, sir.
1395
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,411
We're both realists.
1396
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,767
One hand washes the other, right?
1397
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:33,844
I'll get you your badge.
1398
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,684
And we'll have you meet with Hoover
1399
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:37,683
and he'll do whatever he does
1400
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,524
with all the undercover business,
1401
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,681
and so on and so forth.
1402
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,683
- Yes, sir.
- And in return for that...
1403
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:45,843
- Yep.
- Please, Elvis,
1404
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,922
may I get an autograph for my Julie?
1405
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:51,444
My pleasure.
1406
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:52,766
And...
1407
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:54,966
A picture.
1408
01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:59,256
Well, sir, I don't know
how I can be undercover...
1409
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,964
We won't release it to the public.
1410
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:03,361
Elvis, please. Help me out here.
1411
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:04,805
Friend to friend.
1412
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:08,961
I'll tell you what, Mr. President.
1413
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:10,644
I'll take that picture
1414
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,808
if you'll take the time to meet my friends.
1415
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,123
It sure would mean the world to 'em.
1416
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:17,804
Where are they?
1417
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,456
- Right outside.
- Well, let's get them in.
1418
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:20,641
Krogh!
1419
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:23,961
Three, two, one...
1420
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:29,486
Now I believe
Elvis would like to get his badge.
1421
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:31,324
I'll make the call
right away, Mr. President.
1422
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:33,329
Gonna get my badge, Mr. Cougar.
1423
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,803
Had to slam The Beatles to make it happen
1424
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:37,325
but they'll never know.
1425
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,970
I have to go. I'm sorry,
1426
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:40,376
they already said I won't make my flight.
1427
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:43,165
Jerry, you gotta stick around
and see me get sworn in, man.
1428
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,287
I'm sorry.
1429
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:45,536
...arrange for
Mr. Presley to be sworn in
1430
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,085
at his hotel room at 3:00.
1431
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,844
Would 3:00 work for you, Elvis?
1432
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,520
That would be just fine, Mr. President.
1433
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,324
Elvis. I'm leaving.
1434
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:56,005
Don't you want to see this badge?
1435
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,762
Mr. President.
Could you excuse us for one moment?
1436
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:00,841
Okay.
1437
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:11,205
Mr. President.
1438
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:15,047
Jesus, Jerry, you're embarrassing
the hell out of me, man.
1439
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:16,770
What gives?
1440
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,842
- A badge.
- Yeah.
1441
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,365
I get it. You want a badge.
1442
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,885
Congratulations. You got it.
1443
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:24,041
But now I gotta go home.
1444
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:25,804
Well, let me ask you something, Jerry.
1445
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:28,121
What exactly are you rushing home for?
1446
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:31,042
My life. Charlotte.
1447
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,849
I'm going to ask her to marry me.
1448
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,202
Jerry, that's fantastic.
1449
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:39,884
- Yeah.
- That's fantastic, man.
1450
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,401
Hey. Hey, I'll tell you what.
1451
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:44,050
Charlotte likes horses, right?
1452
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:46,776
I'm going to call her up
and give her the good news myself.
1453
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,882
I'm gonna buy you guys a ranch
right outside Memphis.
1454
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:52,166
You know you don't need to
buy my friendship, right,
1455
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:54,971
'cause I am your friend.
1456
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,005
I don't need your cars
1457
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,730
or your rings or your mansions.
1458
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,406
I love you, E.
1459
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:04,887
Not the thing.
1460
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,206
The person.
1461
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,248
But I have to go home.
1462
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:14,921
Okay?
1463
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,045
Yeah, I get it.
1464
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,364
You know you got this, mister.
1465
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:30,091
Excuse me, Mr. President?
1466
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:34,002
How long does it take you
to get to the airport?
1467
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,763
Well, I don't...
1468
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,400
The motorcade can get us
to National in about seven minutes.
1469
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:41,204
Hmm. There we go then.
1470
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:43,056
We can set my guy up
with that, right, chief?
1471
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:45,256
He needs to get back to his girlfriend,
you know how it is.
1472
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,480
We absolutely cannot have a civilian
in the transport...
1473
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:48,800
Oh, Chapin, shut up.
1474
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,536
It never hurt a man
to bend the rules a little bit.
1475
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,528
Yeah? Get this one an
escort to the airport.
1476
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:53,601
I'm done with that.
1477
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:54,961
Yes, sir.
1478
01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:57,646
Thank you, sir.
1479
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,563
- Oh, by all means.
- Thank you.
1480
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:03,931
I'll walk you out, man.
Pardon me, Mr. President.
1481
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:07,805
What in the good God is going on?
1482
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,776
- I don't know, sir.
- Jesus Christ, get me Henry.
1483
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:10,801
Yes, sir.
1484
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:13,721
Oh...
1485
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:15,805
I have to make a classified call...
1486
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:18,969
- Maybe you could...
- Yes, sir. Yes.
1487
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:20,721
Thank you.
1488
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,002
What are you, a fucking potted plant?
1489
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:28,484
You really are a six, Jerry.
1490
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:32,241
Sixes can be tenacious
in achieving their goals.
1491
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,448
Stubborn, until they become
deeply attached.
1492
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:37,607
In which case they are a devout slave
1493
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,603
to those they love.
1494
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,240
They also make friends
1495
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:44,926
more easily than any other number.
1496
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,331
With the exception of five.
1497
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:48,849
- That's dead-on.
- Mmm-hmm.
1498
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:50,920
What does it say about eight?
1499
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:52,327
Oh, boy.
1500
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:56,206
Eights are invariably misunderstood.
1501
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:58,285
Can be quite lonely at heart.
1502
01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,691
A deep and mercurial nature.
1503
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:01,529
Great spirit of individuality.
1504
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:05,491
And can play an important part
on life's stage.
1505
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,888
Although one that is usually fatalistic.
1506
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:11,963
Or as an instrument of fate
1507
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,371
in the lives of others.
1508
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:21,129
Merry Christmas, six.
1509
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,010
Merry Christmas, eight.
1510
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,644
Yeah, well,
I can't make that decision
1511
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:26,721
until there's evidence...
1512
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:29,286
Oh, I've got to go. I'll
call you back, Henry.
1513
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:32,722
Well, it has been a pleasure, Mr. Presley.
1514
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,330
And it's a great thing to know
1515
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:37,563
that we have allies
in the entertainment community.
1516
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:42,960
You made the right choice, sir.
1517
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:49,641
And I swear, I will do whatever I can
to uphold the law, Mr. President.
1518
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:51,165
Well, it means a great deal to us
1519
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:53,561
that you're so willing to lend a hand.
1520
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,001
Thank you, Mr. President.
1521
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:58,562
And now, as a small token
of my appreciation,
1522
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,216
I would like to present you with a gift.
1523
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:01,480
- Oh.
- Sonny?
1524
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:03,011
Those dudes took it, boss.
1525
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:04,241
Those rent-a-cops out front.
1526
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:06,761
- You mean the Secret Service.
- Yes, sir. They got it.
1527
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:07,880
Oh, they've got his gift.
1528
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,736
Would you go find it, Chapin,
and bring it back?
1529
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:10,761
Yes, sir.
1530
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:20,882
Mr. President, you know any karate?
1531
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:23,722
No. I have to admit
I don't know any karate, no.
1532
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,771
Well, it's not just about self-defense.
1533
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:29,444
It's about self-control.
1534
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:32,046
Mind and body discipline, you know.
1535
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:34,282
Would you like to see a demonstration?
1536
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:36,044
Well, I think we probably have to...
1537
01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:37,360
Sonny.
1538
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:43,966
All right, where should I...
1539
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:45,570
No, you just back up, Mr. President.
1540
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:46,641
Oh, oh.
1541
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,481
Fumikiri!
1542
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:53,404
- Mawashi-geri!
- Mawashi-geri!
1543
01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:56,888
Now, what I basically just said is that
I'm going to engage him in a fumikiri,
1544
01:15:57,440 --> 01:16:00,887
which is like an upward thrust to the jaw
followed by a high kick,
1545
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:05,090
which most likely in real life
would render the recipient unconscious.
1546
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,005
Sonny, come on.
1547
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:20,763
That's how you could
take down your opponent
1548
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:22,330
in the Shotokan style.
1549
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:25,404
Well, that is very impressive.
1550
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:28,245
That's how I learned
to develop these knuckles of steel.
1551
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:32,084
Hey, come on, feel them.
1552
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:33,845
Oh, uh...
1553
01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:35,965
All right, now slap 'em.
1554
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:37,361
Oh, uh...
1555
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:39,523
Slap 'em. Come on, harder.
1556
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,329
Harder. Let it out. Let it out.
1557
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:46,526
Those are the steel claws
of a tiger, Mr. President.
1558
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:50,361
Mr. President.
1559
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:52,760
Thanks, boss.
1560
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:54,760
Let me just check this is clear.
1561
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:55,847
Already clear.
1562
01:16:58,120 --> 01:16:59,167
Okay.
1563
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:00,726
Fantastic.
1564
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:02,600
This is a chrome-plated,
1565
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:04,882
World War ll commemorative,
Colt model 1911,
1566
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:06,883
semi-automatic, .45-caliber pistol.
1567
01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:10,649
The 1911 is a model of
power and reliability.
1568
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:14,486
And designed by
the great John Moses Browning himself.
1569
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:15,561
WOW!
1570
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:16,856
I'm sure I don't have to tell you,
1571
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:19,645
this is a standard issue side arm
of the United States Armed Forces
1572
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:22,564
and, well, is
my preferred weapon of choice, too, sir.
1573
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:26,042
What is the engraving there, on the side?
1574
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,889
This is a real collector's piece, sir.
1575
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:31,885
You see, it says
"December 11th, 1941 to May 7th, 1943."
1576
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,571
That is in commemoration of
the European, African,
1577
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,280
and Middle Eastern theater of operations.
1578
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:38,482
Well, that's when I was there. '43.
1579
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:39,721
I know, sir.
1580
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,641
That's why I got it for you.
1581
01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:44,925
And these here are the...
1582
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:48,689
Well, that's where the silver bullets
are supposed to be.
1583
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:51,081
I suppose the Secret Service
took care of that.
1584
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:53,081
Hmm.
1585
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:56,084
Well, this is an incredible gift.
1586
01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:59,084
And I am so grateful that
you have gotten this for me.
1587
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:01,056
- Thank you very much.
- Oh, you're welcome, sir.
1588
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:02,844
I tried to present Vice President Agnew
1589
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,763
with a very special side arm as well.
1590
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:06,410
But he refused.
1591
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:08,011
Well, that surprises me.
1592
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:11,126
Yeah. Well, he said because
he's an elected official
1593
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,765
he wasn't allowed to accept gifts.
1594
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:15,096
But that he would be glad to accept it
once he left office...
1595
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:16,451
Excuse me, Mr. President.
1596
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:20,083
Yeah. Good job.
1597
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:23,045
Well, I suppose I should be
getting ready for my shindig.
1598
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,441
Well, it's been an
absolute pleasure, Elvis.
1599
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:27,080
Thank you, Mr. President. You as well.
1600
01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:28,521
Mr. Presley.
1601
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:30,130
- Oh.
- To Julie.
1602
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:31,810
Julie.
1603
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,616
What's the matter,
the other one don't like me?
1604
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:36,041
Oh, she likes the Beach Boys.
1605
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:37,963
The Beach Boys.
1606
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:39,405
Good Vibrations.
1607
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:45,044
You want one too, Bud?
1608
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:46,360
If you don't mind, Mr. Presley.
1609
01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:48,169
Of course.
1610
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:51,560
Thank you.
1611
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:52,971
No sweat, man. Sonny.
1612
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,161
Sayonara.
1613
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,603
Good day. I like him. Let me see that.
1614
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,728
On...
1615
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,006
"Cool cat."
1616
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:27,531
You guys think I'm a cool cat?
1617
01:19:29,440 --> 01:19:31,204
I like it. All right.
1618
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,520
Get me Henry on the phone.
1619
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,041
You know, I've told him 1,000 times,
1620
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:36,241
we have to wear them down.
1621
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:38,527
We just wear down,
and this whole goddamn thing
1622
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,210
between the Iraqis and the Syrians
1623
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:41,691
will go away in a couple of weeks.
1624
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:43,450
Go on, go on. For God's sake.
1625
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,444
- On my honor...
- On my honor...
1626
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,807
I will never betray my badge,
1627
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:52,248
my integrity, my character
or the public trust.
1628
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,290
I will never betray my badge,
my integrity, my character
1629
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:56,964
or the public trust.
1630
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:58,326
So help me God.
1631
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:00,281
So help me God.
1632
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,370
- Thank you, sir.
- Congratulations.
1633
01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:04,970
Mmm-hmm.
1634
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,680
Well, sweetheart, I'm glad you like it.
1635
01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:09,962
Oh, yeah, no, he was very nice.
1636
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:11,724
Yes, very well-informed.
1637
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:16,247
Well, perhaps your dad
is cooler than you'd like to think?
1638
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:17,731
Ow! Damn it.
1639
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:44,922
What goes up must come down
1640
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:49,400
Spinnin' wheel, got to go round
1641
01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:54,961
Talkin' 'bout your troubles,
it's a cryin' sin
1642
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:59,569
Ride a painted pony,
let the spinnin' wheel spin
1643
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,289
You got no money
1644
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:04,601
You got no home
1645
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:09,161
Spinnin' wheel, all alone
1646
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:14,124
Talkin' 'bout your troubles
and you, you never learn
1647
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:19,449
Ride a painted pony,
let the spinnin' wheel turn
1648
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:24,051
Did you find the directing sign
1649
01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:28,125
On the straight and narrow highway
1650
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:34,045
Would you mind a reflecting sign
1651
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:38,330
Just let it shine within your mind
1652
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:43,329
And show you the colors
1653
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,171
That are real
1654
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:00,011
Yeah, I guess I'm back.
1655
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:08,368
Someone's waitin' just for you
1656
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:13,126
Spinnin' wheel, spinnin' true
1657
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:18,767
Drop all your troubles by the riverside
1658
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:23,846
Catch a painted pony
on the spinnin' wheel ride
1659
01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:28,527
Ha!
1660
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:15,371
Someone's waitin' just for you
1661
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:20,570
Spinnin' wheel, spinnin' true
1662
01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:25,521
Drop all your troubles by the riverside
1663
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:30,931
Ride a painted pony,
let the spinnin' wheel fly
1663
01:23:31,305 --> 01:23:37,287
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