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I told you I wanted to cancel this thing.
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Ma'am, you asked for this.
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Please, help! Anybody!
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Please, just... Please make it stop!
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Okay, this is just way too fucking much!
Okay? This isn't what I asked for.
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Hold please.
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Seriously?
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Please cancel it! Stop it!
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Shit!
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Every... Everything all right, ma'am?
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Yeah, yeah, no. I'm... I'm just...
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Sorry, I'm just a little bit
flustered 'cause I...
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I basically, like, paid for this thing
and then it just...
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It turned out to be a really bad idea.
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But I'm just...
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I'm just trying to get to my car.
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Yeah. Listen...
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If you see anything strange out here,
my office is right over there.
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Don't hesitate.
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Okay.
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- All right?
- Thank you.
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Now, goodnight.
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All right, I don't have eyes on her.
I haven't seen her.
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I think she's headed to the roof.
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10-4, she took the elevator.
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- Where is security?
- Something's up with security.
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- He just intercepted her.
- So she's headed to the car?
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She's already in the car.
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She's in the fucking car?
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No.
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Fuck, no.
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Nope. Nope. Nope.
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Nope, nope, nope.
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God damn it, sunshine! Fuck you!
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Fuck you, you 13-year-old son of a bitch.
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Don't you got algebra or something?
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God damn it!
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What the fuck?
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Yes!
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Come on. Come on.
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Boom!
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Seriously?
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Oh, babe. Get in.
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Doesn't look like
the garage has been touched.
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No, no, no. I have had a very productive day.
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I just thought that
this was the perfect way to end it.
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Joe, you said that you would
help out around here
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while you were on the hunt for a new job.
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I am. No, I am.
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Babe, don't get pissed. It's date night.
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Date night.
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You look great.
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Hold on. I'm coming over.
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It's not exactly a candlelit dinner.
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I mean, how was I supposed to know
it was gonna be this lame?
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Check this out.
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I guarantee you
somebody's gonna jump out and scare 'em
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in three, two...
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Look at that.
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Genius.
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No, okay, okay.
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- You go first.
- No, thanks.
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Looks like someone has had a long night.
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Joe, that's very rude.
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Okay, we'll...
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We're gonna be moving on.
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I read about this online.
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Okay, this guy right here,
in the beautiful cape,
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was thrown off the Great Wall
right after they finished...
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Finished construction.
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"Beware, emperor Qin Shi Huang
was murdered by a builder
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"while overseeing construction
of the Great Wall of China.
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"Anyone who takes a photograph of his body"
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"is killed within a week."
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Cool.
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- No! Don't do that!
- It's so good.
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I got the face and everything.
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Please delete it.
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Thank you.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Joe?
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I think I already know the answer
to this question.
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- You do?
- But...
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Did you ever get back to my dad
about that job?
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It sounded like a great opportunity.
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No, I did not.
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- But...
- Oh, dear.
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I was just, you know... I'm gonna find one.
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I just don't wanna settle
for the first opportunity that...
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You know, that comes knocking.
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The main thing is I don't wanna be
taking advantage of my parents.
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Look, the main thing
is this place is kinda...
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I mean, it was fun, but it just kinda...
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It also sucked.
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You know, it's just not scary.
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Okay, it's not fun, and it is scary.
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If you weren't scared,
I don't know how scared you want to be.
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I wanna cry.
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I wanna cry like the...
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Like the last time I watched The Notebook.
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I want to just be ripped to shreds.
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I want James Garner to destroy me.
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Oh, baby.
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I just wanna be scared a little bit.
I just wanna shake in my boots.
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I'm pregnant.
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Does... No... Don't even.
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Hey.
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May I help you?
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This ain't scary enough, huh?
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Sorry?
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Sorry, I'm not trying to be nosey.
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I just overheard you guys saying
this wasn't scary enough.
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Couldn't agree more.
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If you ever wanna be really scared,
just call that number.
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Custom scares just for you.
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I promise you will not be disappointed.
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Okay, man. Thanks.
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You're so welcome.
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Okay. Have a good one, buddy.
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And you.
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That was normal.
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Nice and normal.
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Baby, I'm positive
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that man didn't steal
your phone or your wallet.
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He was at our table
for less than two minutes.
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Well, I had it to get funnel cake,
and now it's not in the car,
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and between that time
a weirdo in a clown mask
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who was paid minimum wage
to scare children for a living
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came into our lives. So...
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You know what?
I bet you left it on the counter.
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I'll call them tomorrow.
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Hey, Joe.
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Joe. Joe.
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It's me, Bill, from next door.
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I know, Bill.
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Well, we sure have missed you at the last...
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Let me think,
six neighborhood watch meetings.
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I know. Tuesdays are tough.
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You know, work and such.
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Well, Joe, just think about it like this.
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Work is important, yes,
but you know what else is important?
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Being part of a team.
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A team with the most
important priority, safety.
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Yeah, it sounds dramatic, Bill.
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Just think about it, Joe.
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I will. Scouts honor.
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Wait, I didn't know you were a scout.
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- Oh, my gosh. This neighborhood's so nice.
- It is insane.
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It's insane that it's 90 degrees,
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and it's sunny on Halloween.
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I mean, come on. Babe, that's weird. Right?
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Check out the gate. Look at that.
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You got to keep the paparazzi out.
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- Hi.
- A Prius?
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You drive a fucking Prius?
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- Are you... Hi.
- Hi.
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Do you hate your freedom, Joe? Is that it?
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I mean, do you have any idea
how many people have died
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for your right to be gluten free or whatever?
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It's great mileage, you fucking asshole.
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Give me the tour
before all the kale salad goes bad.
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Yeah.
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Thank you guys again
for letting us stay with you.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, of course.
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There's no sense in spending money
on an expensive hotel.
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Oh, man.
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Your life is different than my life.
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Yeah.
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You really married up, my friend.
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# Blessed.
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Come on, man. The "m" word.
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Put a dollar in the swear jar, man.
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No way.
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Honey. They got tetherball.
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I was born in darkness.
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Okay. I wonder what we break first.
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Your spirit or your body.
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Time! You suck!
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That's... I was Bane.
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I was doing Bane. He got it.
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I was a good Bane. That was a good one.
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It's time for another round
of irresponsible drinking.
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Okay, I wasn't sure I was gonna do this.
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A buddy of mine gave me
a special birthday present last month,
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and, let's just say,
you can sneak anything on a plane
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with just a little bit of peanut butter.
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Ben, how dare you bring drugs into my house.
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Would you like me to...
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- That's Bane...
- That's Bane.
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Would you like me to break your body
or your spirit?
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Just hurt me.
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I will, 'cause this is hardcore stuff.
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Okay, but in the meantime...
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Shots! Shots! Shot! Shot!
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- I never take shots.
- You ready?
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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You're calling the kids later.
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You didn't say the magic word.
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- Eddie Murphy?
- No.
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- Is that a cigarette?
- No.
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When do you guys think
you're gonna get married?
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Oh, my God.
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Kid, I sure heard a lot about you.
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What happened to Natalie on that boat...
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Nothin' to do with me.
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Are you goin' first or...
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No, I thought it was your turn.
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Shit, is it?
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- It's your turn.
- Okay, okay, okay.
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Do you remember me, Eddie?
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When I killed your brother
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I sounded just like this!
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What movies are you watching?
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Christopher Lloyd, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
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- There's wind!
- Going down!
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- There's wind!
- Going down!
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Winner!
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Okay.
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Favorite horror movie death scene.
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- Go.
- No.
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Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Nightmare on Elm Street. Johnny Depp.
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Well, Titanic, because she let go of him.
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What?
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Final Destination. Shower scene.
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That's the best one.
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Over Johnny Depp being killed by his own bed?
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Yes. Or you just love Johnny Depp.
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- Yeah, that's it.
- Yeah, see?
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Red wedding. Game of Thrones.
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Mic drop.
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Not a movie.
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What? It doesn't matter, okay?
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It's the worst thing
you could ever see with your eyeballs.
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It's horrifying, right?
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It's the better death scene
than any movie that I have ever seen.
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And I have seen a shit ton of movies.
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Yeah, and when Joe
was actually living with my family,
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every weekend, my parents,
they would buy us pizza
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and we would watch a different scary movie
every weekend like clockwork.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Friday the 13th, Elm Street, Halloween.
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All the classics.
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You know what I mean? Just all of 'em.
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I think that's what started
my love affair with this time of year.
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I mean, you just can't beat Halloween.
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I didn't realize that you lived
with his family.
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Yeah, yeah, you know, well, don't...
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Don't get all Bambi on me.
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It's fine. I'm fine.
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I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go get some party favors.
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God save me.
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- What?
- What?
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What does that mean?
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Every now and again,
he likes to take the party up a notch.
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Did you hear that?
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I don't know.
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Ben, what is that?
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I don't know.
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- Ben, go.
- All right, all right.
262
00:15:51,358 --> 00:15:52,690
Be careful.
263
00:16:12,812 --> 00:16:14,906
Yeah, it stopped. I don't see anything.
264
00:16:20,887 --> 00:16:22,014
What is wrong with you?
265
00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:24,216
That's not funny! That's not funny!
266
00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:26,156
Holy shit.
267
00:16:26,226 --> 00:16:27,524
That was incredible.
268
00:16:27,594 --> 00:16:30,026
- Joe!
- What?
269
00:16:30,096 --> 00:16:31,792
What? Come on, man.
270
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,494
The Halloween talk? The Jason mask?
271
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:35,694
I mean, this was too easy.
272
00:16:35,769 --> 00:16:37,634
- You're sick.
- You want a hug?
273
00:16:37,704 --> 00:16:39,366
- Come on, give me a hug.
- No, you're a sick man.
274
00:16:39,439 --> 00:16:40,566
You're a sick man in the head.
275
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,664
Is that a real butcher knife?
276
00:16:41,741 --> 00:16:43,266
Come on, give me a hug.
277
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:46,306
This has been an ongoing theme for him.
278
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:49,779
He's been obsessed with scaring me lately.
279
00:16:49,849 --> 00:16:52,785
He even insisted that we have
our weekly date night at this haunted house.
280
00:16:53,286 --> 00:16:55,050
That's not creepy at all.
281
00:16:55,121 --> 00:16:56,145
It wasn't.
282
00:16:56,222 --> 00:16:57,781
But this dude that's...
283
00:16:57,857 --> 00:17:01,316
That's working there,
who said something about this company,
284
00:17:02,462 --> 00:17:05,159
I forget its name, but, apparently,
285
00:17:06,866 --> 00:17:09,332
they create these custom scares for you.
286
00:17:09,402 --> 00:17:11,962
Yeah, but you're also convinced
that he stole your wallet,
287
00:17:12,038 --> 00:17:13,438
which is ridiculous.
288
00:17:13,807 --> 00:17:16,172
Wait... Fuck, wait.
289
00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:18,074
Wait. Custom scare thing?
290
00:17:18,144 --> 00:17:21,637
I... Okay, I am 99% positive that
291
00:17:21,714 --> 00:17:23,808
that's the thing that my boss just did.
292
00:17:23,883 --> 00:17:25,681
- Remember I was telling you about that?
- Yeah.
293
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,551
The scare company, or fear, something, maybe.
294
00:17:28,621 --> 00:17:31,250
- Is that...
- Yeah, Fear, Inc. That's it.
295
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,853
Did they say how it was?
296
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,325
You're kidding, right?
297
00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:37,125
Yeah, people said it was horrible.
298
00:17:37,397 --> 00:17:40,697
You definitely don't want to do this, okay?
299
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:42,531
You got a crazy look in your eye right now,
300
00:17:42,602 --> 00:17:44,230
and someone as fucked up as you in the head
301
00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:45,294
would not like it.
302
00:17:45,705 --> 00:17:47,401
- Okay?
- Why?
303
00:17:47,474 --> 00:17:48,965
Why did they say it was so bad?
304
00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:50,806
Was it not worth the money or something?
305
00:17:50,877 --> 00:17:53,540
First off,
unless your sugar mama's gonna pay for it,
306
00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:56,079
you can't afford something like this.
307
00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:58,778
Secondly, they, like, hurt you,
308
00:17:58,852 --> 00:18:00,377
like, physically hurt you.
309
00:18:01,154 --> 00:18:03,714
I'm sure emotionally, too,
but physical, like, the...
310
00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,816
The company, it's not legit.
311
00:18:05,892 --> 00:18:09,454
And they find people that, like...
People like you.
312
00:18:09,529 --> 00:18:13,660
Okay, who, like, are looking
for something more intense,
313
00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:16,132
and then they just use that as an opportunity
314
00:18:16,202 --> 00:18:19,036
to fulfill their own sick
fucked up fantasies.
315
00:18:20,807 --> 00:18:22,639
What?
316
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:25,141
This is a fucking haunted house, man.
317
00:18:25,211 --> 00:18:26,304
You guys...
318
00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:28,371
You guys can't be serious, right?
319
00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:29,541
No, dude, you're not get...
320
00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:31,414
You're not getting this
through your head, man.
321
00:18:31,484 --> 00:18:33,416
It's not a haunted house, okay?
322
00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:36,920
I heard that these guys chased my boss
through a parking garage
323
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,922
in the middle of the night.
324
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,323
Okay, I don't know what happened,
325
00:18:40,393 --> 00:18:43,124
but, like, she hasn't been back
to work since.
326
00:18:43,196 --> 00:18:46,166
It fucked her up that much. Okay?
327
00:18:49,769 --> 00:18:53,797
Well, on that delightful note,
I'm going to go to bed.
328
00:18:53,873 --> 00:18:55,364
I think you should, too.
329
00:18:56,242 --> 00:18:57,707
It was really nice to have you guys here.
330
00:18:57,777 --> 00:18:59,040
- Thank you.
- Good night.
331
00:18:59,112 --> 00:19:00,102
Sleep well. Good night.
332
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,547
Hold up, woman.
333
00:19:03,082 --> 00:19:04,414
You guys good?
334
00:19:04,984 --> 00:19:06,748
- Yeah.
- We're great.
335
00:19:07,487 --> 00:19:09,683
- Cool.
- You gonna tuck us in?
336
00:19:09,756 --> 00:19:11,588
- I can tuck you in, buddy.
- No, not standing there.
337
00:19:11,658 --> 00:19:14,321
- Old school. Parents' house style.
- I'm all weirded... No, get out of here.
338
00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:15,919
- No? I remember.
- No, go to bed.
339
00:19:15,995 --> 00:19:17,554
- Corner tuck.
- Thank you.
340
00:20:22,195 --> 00:20:23,254
Hello?
341
00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:25,888
Yeah, is this...
342
00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:28,025
Is this Fear, Inc.?
343
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,729
Yes.
344
00:20:30,703 --> 00:20:32,669
Okay. Well, I got your...
345
00:20:32,739 --> 00:20:36,767
Your card at the
Hollywood Horror House thing.
346
00:20:37,343 --> 00:20:38,708
I guess I...
347
00:20:38,778 --> 00:20:40,940
I just wanted more information.
348
00:20:41,714 --> 00:20:43,376
We got another one.
349
00:20:43,449 --> 00:20:44,576
We can't do it right.
350
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:48,146
God, it's the third one today.
351
00:20:50,023 --> 00:20:51,389
Okay.
352
00:20:52,725 --> 00:20:54,216
Well...
353
00:20:55,695 --> 00:20:58,927
Where're you located? How do we get tickets?
354
00:20:58,998 --> 00:21:00,557
Hold please.
355
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,668
Sorry, we're sold out.
356
00:21:08,741 --> 00:21:10,801
Okay. When's your next...
357
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,645
Hello?
358
00:21:20,586 --> 00:21:21,918
That's bad. You fucked up.
359
00:21:21,988 --> 00:21:23,980
- I'll clean it up.
- That looks really expensive.
360
00:21:24,057 --> 00:21:25,650
- Wake up.
- What're you doing?
361
00:21:25,725 --> 00:21:28,991
You just come over and break stuff.
362
00:21:29,062 --> 00:21:30,553
You're getting sloppy.
363
00:21:31,731 --> 00:21:33,696
- Take me inside.
- You wanna go inside?
364
00:21:33,766 --> 00:21:36,065
All right. Yeah, we're gonna take you away.
365
00:21:36,135 --> 00:21:38,229
- From here, so you can't break anything else.
- You gonna lift me?
366
00:21:38,304 --> 00:21:39,465
Yeah.
367
00:21:39,539 --> 00:21:42,839
See, look at that.
I'm too drunk to be carrying you right now.
368
00:21:42,909 --> 00:21:45,105
- I got ya. I got ya.
- Careful.
369
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,441
- I got ya.
- Stop there.
370
00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:48,003
Yeah, let's take a pit stop, yeah?
371
00:21:48,081 --> 00:21:49,979
Okay, yeah, that's good.
372
00:21:50,049 --> 00:21:51,073
Yeah.
373
00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:52,482
- There we go.
- You're so bad.
374
00:21:52,552 --> 00:21:53,952
You're so strong.
375
00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:13,366
- Joe!
- Dude!
376
00:22:15,174 --> 00:22:16,938
I heard a crash,
377
00:22:17,009 --> 00:22:21,174
so I thought that
I would come in and see if you were safe.
378
00:22:21,247 --> 00:22:23,112
You look very safe.
379
00:22:23,182 --> 00:22:25,413
Yeah, dude, we're fine, dude.
380
00:22:26,786 --> 00:22:29,449
Do you need anything?
381
00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:30,615
Good night.
382
00:22:31,424 --> 00:22:32,448
Are you gonna tip her or...
383
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,721
No, don't wanna give her the tip.
384
00:22:34,794 --> 00:22:36,820
Or anything like that.
385
00:22:36,896 --> 00:22:38,524
Bye, good night.
386
00:22:39,098 --> 00:22:41,067
I didn't even understand what he was saying.
387
00:22:42,468 --> 00:22:43,731
He's creepy.
388
00:22:43,803 --> 00:22:45,169
Bed?
389
00:22:46,939 --> 00:22:48,669
- He just fucked that up for us, didn't he?
- Yeah.
390
00:22:48,741 --> 00:22:50,767
He really just fucked up that whole thing.
391
00:22:50,843 --> 00:22:52,308
- Thanks, Joe.
- I don't feel so good.
392
00:22:52,378 --> 00:22:54,313
I drank too much.
393
00:22:57,884 --> 00:23:00,183
Where're we going? Which way? This way?
394
00:23:23,342 --> 00:23:25,675
Joe, I'm gonna throw up in your pool.
395
00:23:32,919 --> 00:23:36,014
So this is what you guys do on Saturdays?
396
00:23:36,088 --> 00:23:39,522
You sit by the pool in the hills
drinking margaritas.
397
00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:42,118
By this point in the day,
I'm debating between
398
00:23:42,195 --> 00:23:44,858
UPS or FedEx to ship the kids to China.
399
00:23:44,931 --> 00:23:47,526
You joke. I'm sure
it's an entirely different kind of fun.
400
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,033
Babe, I'm feeling like a real Californian.
I gotta be honest.
401
00:23:51,103 --> 00:23:53,402
'Cause I am one with the universe right now.
402
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:56,705
I love tofu. Namaste.
403
00:23:56,776 --> 00:23:58,574
Namaste this.
404
00:23:58,644 --> 00:24:00,109
You've been iced, motherfucker.
405
00:24:00,179 --> 00:24:01,738
What're you...
406
00:24:01,814 --> 00:24:03,248
Are you kidding me? I'm not doing this.
407
00:24:03,850 --> 00:24:05,478
Rules are rules, Ben.
408
00:24:05,551 --> 00:24:08,043
And who made the rules? You made the rules.
409
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,986
"It's the rule, Ben."
410
00:24:11,224 --> 00:24:12,954
- Really, babe?
- Come on, come on.
411
00:24:13,025 --> 00:24:14,618
For old time's sake.
412
00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:17,126
For when we were young
and really, really stupid.
413
00:24:17,196 --> 00:24:19,427
All right, okay. Fine, fine.
414
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,525
Come on. Come on.
415
00:24:21,601 --> 00:24:23,729
Fine. But this is for you, okay?
416
00:24:25,738 --> 00:24:27,570
Chug! Chug! Chug!
417
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,802
Come on! Yeah, yeah.
418
00:24:29,876 --> 00:24:31,640
Chug! Chug! Chug!
419
00:24:32,745 --> 00:24:34,475
Look at you go, boy!
420
00:24:35,248 --> 00:24:36,876
God, I can't believe you just did that.
421
00:24:38,284 --> 00:24:39,980
- Are you expecting someone?
- Nope.
422
00:24:45,758 --> 00:24:47,784
Joe, were you out earlier?
423
00:24:48,561 --> 00:24:49,790
No.
424
00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:54,430
Just been in the back most of the day.
Got some friends in town.
425
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:57,129
- Where from?
- Maryland.
426
00:24:58,237 --> 00:25:00,866
Home of the blue crab,
Cal Ripken, and Edgar Allan Poe.
427
00:25:01,574 --> 00:25:03,304
Yeah, I once spent six months there
428
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,842
doing an Agatha Christie play
out on Chesapeake Bay.
429
00:25:05,912 --> 00:25:06,971
Now that dinner theater was...
430
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,047
What's up, Bill? Why'd you come by?
431
00:25:10,850 --> 00:25:13,445
Joe, I tried calling you earlier,
432
00:25:13,519 --> 00:25:15,485
but you must not have had service.
433
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:19,617
Now, don't panic, but I saw a guy out front.
434
00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:20,990
He had a van,
435
00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:23,960
but he didn't seem to be climbing
any of the power line poles,
436
00:25:24,030 --> 00:25:27,899
and he sure as heck wasn't wearing
an official DWP uniform.
437
00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:31,595
Okay, that's nice.
438
00:25:32,505 --> 00:25:38,001
Well, I appreciate your concern, Bill,
but it's probably nothin', so...
439
00:25:38,077 --> 00:25:42,173
No, there's something strange going on, Joe.
440
00:25:42,248 --> 00:25:43,910
Keep an eye out.
441
00:25:44,350 --> 00:25:46,682
Will do, will do. I'm on it.
442
00:25:46,752 --> 00:25:48,744
At ease, soldier.
443
00:25:52,325 --> 00:25:54,260
God damn it!
444
00:26:03,402 --> 00:26:06,634
Ben, you fucking around back there?
445
00:26:11,077 --> 00:26:16,243
Okay, well, whoever it is,
cops are on their way.
446
00:27:19,378 --> 00:27:20,903
What the hell?
447
00:27:28,087 --> 00:27:32,047
Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in.
448
00:27:33,192 --> 00:27:36,219
Not by the hair of your chinny-chin-chin.
449
00:27:36,328 --> 00:27:39,298
Well, then I'll huff and I'll puff
450
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:43,136
and I'll blow your house in!
451
00:27:46,872 --> 00:27:50,468
Help! Help!
452
00:27:52,611 --> 00:27:55,672
So, you didn't notice
anything strange before today?
453
00:27:55,748 --> 00:27:58,513
No, the neighborhood has been quiet
ever since we moved in.
454
00:27:58,584 --> 00:28:00,212
Our neighbor actually heads the watch group,
455
00:28:00,286 --> 00:28:02,778
and we're probably the youngest
on this block by about 30 years.
456
00:28:03,522 --> 00:28:07,050
Well, with age comes affluence.
457
00:28:07,126 --> 00:28:10,119
This area's very attractive to robbers.
458
00:28:10,196 --> 00:28:11,721
Yeah...
459
00:28:11,797 --> 00:28:16,394
However, I'm sorta surprised
the guy was so ballsy.
460
00:28:16,469 --> 00:28:18,529
This sort of thing doesn't usually happen
461
00:28:18,604 --> 00:28:21,130
during the day with a car in the driveway.
462
00:28:21,207 --> 00:28:23,301
But, you know what? It's Halloween.
463
00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:25,537
Halloween tends to bring out
some undesirables.
464
00:28:25,611 --> 00:28:26,943
Undesirables?
465
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,343
This wasn't some random fucking robbery.
466
00:28:30,416 --> 00:28:32,314
This guy was fucking crazy.
467
00:28:32,384 --> 00:28:33,749
Okay.
468
00:28:33,819 --> 00:28:36,846
Honestly, that makes it unlikely
it will happen again.
469
00:28:36,922 --> 00:28:38,652
It was probably some homeless guy
470
00:28:38,724 --> 00:28:41,956
who wandered down the wrong street.
471
00:28:42,027 --> 00:28:43,154
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
472
00:28:43,229 --> 00:28:46,856
Insane people aren't known to do
the same thing over and over and over again.
473
00:28:47,967 --> 00:28:50,266
- Okay.
- Well, look...
474
00:28:50,336 --> 00:28:52,567
If anything else happens, give us a call.
475
00:28:52,638 --> 00:28:56,839
All right? Gonna put some extra units
in the area and we'll see what happens.
476
00:28:56,909 --> 00:28:58,841
Okay. Well, thank you, Officer.
477
00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:00,174
You're welcome.
478
00:29:05,684 --> 00:29:07,516
Nice, Joe.
479
00:29:07,586 --> 00:29:09,316
What?
480
00:29:09,388 --> 00:29:11,220
I'm not fucking lying!
481
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,036
Sorry, Exorcist.
482
00:29:32,344 --> 00:29:33,778
Did you just do that?
483
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,005
Yeah!
484
00:29:37,416 --> 00:29:39,385
Are you crazy? You threw up all over my car!
485
00:29:39,752 --> 00:29:41,015
- Sir, I can explain.
- Are you out of your mind?
486
00:29:41,086 --> 00:29:42,577
I can explain. He's been drinking, okay.
487
00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,317
Apparently. Who's gonna clean it?
488
00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:46,018
- I don't know. Not me!
- Are you gonna clean it?
489
00:29:46,091 --> 00:29:48,491
- Babe, come on!
- Here, this is...
490
00:29:48,561 --> 00:29:49,959
- Oh, my God!
- I'm sorry, man.
491
00:29:50,029 --> 00:29:51,327
Five stars.
492
00:29:51,397 --> 00:29:53,559
- Five stars.
- That's all I have...
493
00:29:53,632 --> 00:29:55,100
I hope that's enough.
494
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:08,144
Dude, slow down there, Hasselhoff.
495
00:30:08,214 --> 00:30:09,944
Put down the cheeseburger, bud.
496
00:30:10,015 --> 00:30:12,481
- Okay.
- How about some water first?
497
00:30:12,551 --> 00:30:14,483
- I've got a better idea.
- That's a good idea.
498
00:30:14,553 --> 00:30:16,215
Better idea.
499
00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:18,753
Would anyone like some tea?
500
00:30:18,824 --> 00:30:20,122
I would love some tea.
501
00:30:20,192 --> 00:30:21,854
Some nice calm tea.
502
00:30:21,927 --> 00:30:23,395
That kind of tea.
503
00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:28,264
That is a fantastic idea, Joe.
504
00:30:28,334 --> 00:30:30,599
I'm full of great ideas.
505
00:30:30,669 --> 00:30:31,898
Full of 'em.
506
00:30:35,074 --> 00:30:37,100
Here you go... Joe.
507
00:30:37,176 --> 00:30:39,668
Aren't you maybe done for the night?
508
00:30:39,745 --> 00:30:40,872
Just evening myself out, you know,
509
00:30:40,946 --> 00:30:42,378
- I just wanna be a good host.
- Yeah, okay, well,
510
00:30:42,448 --> 00:30:44,440
- now you're nice and even.
- That's all.
511
00:30:44,516 --> 00:30:46,576
- You can just...
- It's great to have you guys here.
512
00:30:46,652 --> 00:30:47,915
Stop.
513
00:30:49,655 --> 00:30:53,558
We're live at the Hollywood Hills
at the scene of a tragic quadruple homicide.
514
00:30:55,094 --> 00:30:56,357
How'd you turn that on?
515
00:30:56,428 --> 00:30:58,556
Three friends were found murdered
in their home.
516
00:31:00,332 --> 00:31:02,631
- Joe, is that our house?
- Witnesses say they were last seen
517
00:31:02,701 --> 00:31:05,034
at a costume party in the Pacific Palisades.
518
00:31:05,104 --> 00:31:07,970
A fourth person, Joe Foster, was with them
519
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,771
and is considered to be the main suspect.
520
00:31:10,843 --> 00:31:14,905
Foster is also suspected
of killing his neighbor, Bill Peterson,
521
00:31:15,447 --> 00:31:19,111
whose body was found outside his home
earlier this evening.
522
00:31:20,419 --> 00:31:23,947
Joe Foster... Main suspect...
Murdered in their home.
523
00:31:24,023 --> 00:31:26,388
Joe Foster... Killing his neighbor.
524
00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:30,486
Bill Peterson. Body was found... Foster.
525
00:31:30,562 --> 00:31:32,494
The motive is still unknown.
526
00:31:32,564 --> 00:31:35,466
And we'll be back with more details
as they come in.
527
00:31:38,704 --> 00:31:40,536
What the fuck?
528
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,441
Joe, for God's sakes!
You have no idea when to fucking quit!
529
00:31:46,278 --> 00:31:50,112
This was really clever.
It's not fucking funny!
530
00:31:50,182 --> 00:31:53,118
There's nobody even out there right now.
531
00:31:53,619 --> 00:31:56,111
That's crazy. How did you do that?
532
00:31:56,188 --> 00:31:57,520
What's happening?
533
00:31:58,657 --> 00:32:00,285
Fuck.
534
00:32:00,359 --> 00:32:02,385
What did you do?
535
00:32:02,461 --> 00:32:03,861
Okay...
536
00:32:07,232 --> 00:32:09,064
Baby, you can't...
537
00:32:09,134 --> 00:32:10,499
You can't be mad at me.
538
00:32:10,569 --> 00:32:12,367
What the hell is going on, man?
539
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,738
Fear, Inc.
540
00:32:18,177 --> 00:32:19,236
What?
541
00:32:23,215 --> 00:32:24,478
I think that's Fear, Inc.
542
00:32:24,550 --> 00:32:26,143
That's Fear, Inc.
543
00:32:26,218 --> 00:32:27,584
What're you talking about?
544
00:32:29,655 --> 00:32:31,987
So... I...
545
00:32:32,057 --> 00:32:36,458
I maybe sort of, maybe,
called 'em a little bit.
546
00:32:36,528 --> 00:32:38,690
And when you were in the bath,
I found my wallet,
547
00:32:38,764 --> 00:32:40,289
and it had the business card in it,
548
00:32:40,366 --> 00:32:41,959
and I went, I don't know, I guess...
549
00:32:42,034 --> 00:32:44,265
I guess my curiosity got the best of me.
550
00:32:45,771 --> 00:32:47,899
I mean, that TV news reporter was legit, man.
551
00:32:47,973 --> 00:32:49,703
What're you doing?
552
00:32:49,775 --> 00:32:52,241
Did you not hear a fucking word
we said last night?
553
00:32:52,311 --> 00:32:54,507
This company is dangerous, man.
554
00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:56,979
Okay, did you give them your information?
555
00:32:57,049 --> 00:32:59,109
No, no, but...
556
00:33:01,754 --> 00:33:03,052
Shit!
557
00:33:05,124 --> 00:33:07,218
They got the breakers.
558
00:33:07,292 --> 00:33:08,691
Okay, this isn't normal.
559
00:33:08,761 --> 00:33:10,923
Let's get out of here.
560
00:33:10,996 --> 00:33:13,090
Keep it together, okay?
561
00:33:13,165 --> 00:33:15,097
Chill out. Stay.
562
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,566
Come on, it's just a power outage.
563
00:33:17,636 --> 00:33:20,299
All we gotta do is flip
the breakers. It's fine.
564
00:33:20,372 --> 00:33:21,635
All right, we can handle this.
565
00:33:21,707 --> 00:33:23,505
This is...
566
00:33:23,575 --> 00:33:26,773
Look, if this is the company,
we're canceling this right now.
567
00:33:26,845 --> 00:33:28,473
Okay, I'll go take a look at the breakers.
568
00:33:28,547 --> 00:33:31,346
- Where are they? Give me the flashlight or...
- Fuck that, man.
569
00:33:31,417 --> 00:33:33,349
This is my thing.
570
00:33:33,419 --> 00:33:35,115
I got this.
571
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:37,156
Can you just be careful, please?
572
00:33:39,191 --> 00:33:40,284
Don't worry.
573
00:33:40,359 --> 00:33:41,520
I'll be super-duper careful.
574
00:33:52,538 --> 00:33:54,097
Joe...
575
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,333
Joe!
576
00:33:58,143 --> 00:33:59,736
Joe?
577
00:33:59,812 --> 00:34:01,143
Joe!
578
00:34:01,213 --> 00:34:03,375
Joe, I've been trying to reach you.
579
00:34:03,449 --> 00:34:05,111
Bill? What's going on?
580
00:34:05,184 --> 00:34:07,779
I think there's someone on your property.
581
00:34:09,388 --> 00:34:10,720
What?
582
00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:16,752
Shit!
583
00:34:23,435 --> 00:34:25,870
Fucking awesome!
584
00:34:33,412 --> 00:34:35,404
They Barrymore'd Bill!
585
00:34:36,748 --> 00:34:38,614
Holy shit! They got Bill!
586
00:34:38,684 --> 00:34:40,118
Wait, what's going on?
587
00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:42,547
I'm gonna fucking love this.
588
00:34:42,621 --> 00:34:44,715
What'd you mean, "They got Bill"?
589
00:34:44,790 --> 00:34:46,722
He's in on it, too, okay?
590
00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:49,124
Playing this old man version
of Drew Barrymore from Scream,
591
00:34:49,194 --> 00:34:52,323
and this guy with a knife
just fucking killed him or fake killed him...
592
00:34:52,397 --> 00:34:54,195
I don't know, but it started.
593
00:34:55,601 --> 00:34:56,933
We should lock the door.
594
00:34:57,936 --> 00:35:00,428
What? This isn't fucking funny, Joe.
595
00:35:00,506 --> 00:35:03,305
Well, I'm not pranking you, Ben, okay?
596
00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:05,808
Fear, Inc. has started.
597
00:35:05,878 --> 00:35:08,310
The writing on the sauna, Little Pigs,
598
00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:10,813
The Shining, all right,
Bill dying like from Scream.
599
00:35:10,883 --> 00:35:12,977
They're all horror films.
600
00:35:13,051 --> 00:35:15,517
You're a fucking idiot, man. I warned you.
601
00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:18,751
You never take anything seriously,
and eventually, it's gonna...
602
00:35:18,824 --> 00:35:21,487
Okay, we need to cancel this right now.
603
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,960
But...
604
00:35:23,829 --> 00:35:26,128
Joe, call and cancel it now.
605
00:35:26,198 --> 00:35:29,293
Please, Joe, I don't wanna be a part of this.
606
00:35:29,368 --> 00:35:31,030
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
607
00:35:31,103 --> 00:35:32,298
Please, baby, come on.
608
00:35:32,371 --> 00:35:33,930
You and me, we can just do
something on our own.
609
00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:35,599
This just feels like a bit much.
610
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:41,576
Okay, I can't believe I am doing this.
611
00:35:43,415 --> 00:35:44,405
Thank you.
612
00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:48,650
It's a busy signal. Now, hold on, hold on.
613
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,987
Maybe we just go along with it.
614
00:35:53,058 --> 00:35:55,550
I don't know. And if it gets to be too much,
615
00:35:55,627 --> 00:35:57,323
we can just be like... We'll call 'em...
616
00:35:57,396 --> 00:35:58,694
"Please stop.
617
00:35:58,764 --> 00:36:01,256
"We're a bunch of people
who don't like to have fun."
618
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:03,029
Okay, it's already too much.
619
00:36:03,101 --> 00:36:05,900
Joe, it's not how this works either.
620
00:36:05,971 --> 00:36:07,803
You can't just tell the company...
621
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:09,633
I'm gonna call the police.
622
00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:12,473
Not the police. They ruin everything.
623
00:36:16,615 --> 00:36:21,747
Hi, my friend hired this company
to come scare us,
624
00:36:21,820 --> 00:36:23,812
and it's gotten out of control,
625
00:36:23,889 --> 00:36:26,255
and we can't get a hold of them to stop it.
626
00:36:26,325 --> 00:36:28,123
So we need your help.
627
00:36:30,028 --> 00:36:33,521
Yeah, he thought it was something different,
and it's confusing.
628
00:36:33,599 --> 00:36:36,398
Okay, these people... This company...
629
00:36:36,468 --> 00:36:38,835
They're criminals. All right?
630
00:36:39,705 --> 00:36:42,766
Rapists, you know, who knows what else.
631
00:36:42,841 --> 00:36:44,935
I don't think I feel safe here.
632
00:36:45,010 --> 00:36:47,943
You guys are blowing this
way out of proportion.
633
00:36:48,013 --> 00:36:49,478
Great, okay. Yes, thank you.
634
00:36:49,548 --> 00:36:51,312
I really appreciate it. Thank you.
635
00:36:51,984 --> 00:36:53,976
So what? So the fucking cops are coming now?
636
00:36:54,052 --> 00:36:55,543
Yeah, the cops are coming now.
637
00:36:55,621 --> 00:36:58,487
And we have to lock up
the windows and the doors.
638
00:36:58,557 --> 00:36:59,752
What?
639
00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,524
Well, what're we waiting for?
640
00:37:02,594 --> 00:37:03,823
Right.
641
00:37:07,232 --> 00:37:10,435
Please let them kill us.
642
00:37:26,451 --> 00:37:27,883
You guys all right?
643
00:37:27,953 --> 00:37:29,444
Yeah? Okay.
644
00:37:30,756 --> 00:37:32,019
You closed the garage, right?
645
00:37:32,090 --> 00:37:33,488
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I locked all the doors.
646
00:37:33,558 --> 00:37:34,719
Did that. Did that.
647
00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:37,593
Shit.
648
00:37:37,663 --> 00:37:39,595
It has begun.
649
00:37:39,665 --> 00:37:41,463
Stop.
650
00:37:41,533 --> 00:37:43,502
Oh, my God. Get down, get down.
651
00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:45,832
Get away from the door.
Get away from the window.
652
00:37:51,777 --> 00:37:52,767
We gotta get out of here.
653
00:37:52,844 --> 00:37:55,370
No, he's out there. I'm not going outside.
654
00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:56,437
But he went that way.
655
00:37:56,515 --> 00:37:59,345
So he's going towards the back
of the house, so we should go out the front.
656
00:37:59,418 --> 00:38:00,943
What about one of the bedrooms?
657
00:38:01,019 --> 00:38:03,750
No, you don't go upstairs.
You don't get trapped in a room.
658
00:38:03,822 --> 00:38:05,450
Haven't you seen any horror movies?
659
00:38:05,524 --> 00:38:06,955
It's our safest bet. He can't get in.
660
00:38:07,025 --> 00:38:10,325
"Our safest bet." Do you wanna die horribly?
661
00:38:10,395 --> 00:38:12,227
No, we can't stay inside.
662
00:38:12,297 --> 00:38:14,696
Ben's right. We gotta get to the car.
663
00:38:14,766 --> 00:38:16,064
Follow me.
664
00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:20,598
Come on.
665
00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:24,109
- A bit dramatic.
- Let's go, come on.
666
00:38:29,815 --> 00:38:31,078
Okay.
667
00:38:31,149 --> 00:38:32,481
Come on.
668
00:38:36,722 --> 00:38:38,554
- Go, go, go.
- Okay, okay.
669
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,625
Everybody in the Prius!
670
00:38:43,695 --> 00:38:45,061
Shut up, Joe.
671
00:38:46,531 --> 00:38:47,863
Lock the doors. Lock the doors.
672
00:38:49,735 --> 00:38:51,260
I see dead people.
673
00:38:51,336 --> 00:38:52,701
- Joe!
- Dude, come on, Joe!
674
00:38:52,771 --> 00:38:55,036
Okay, okay. Wait.
675
00:38:55,107 --> 00:38:56,571
Do you think they'll be able to follow us?
676
00:38:56,641 --> 00:38:58,132
Let's fucking hope not.
677
00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:01,810
- What the fuck?
- Start the car!
678
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,345
I'm trying!
679
00:39:03,415 --> 00:39:05,714
This is why you buy American, Joe.
680
00:39:05,784 --> 00:39:06,945
Joe!
681
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,652
Holy shit! They jacked up my car!
682
00:39:10,722 --> 00:39:13,385
This company is no joke.
We have to get out of here.
683
00:39:13,458 --> 00:39:15,518
- Could we go to the neighbors?
- Yeah, great idea.
684
00:39:15,594 --> 00:39:18,359
- Okay.
- Okay, come on, babe.
685
00:39:20,198 --> 00:39:21,663
You child locked us.
686
00:39:21,733 --> 00:39:23,998
Joe, you child locked us in!
687
00:39:24,069 --> 00:39:27,869
Joe! Joe, we're child locked, Joe!
688
00:39:27,939 --> 00:39:30,807
- How do you not know how to open a door?
- Dude, you child locked us in.
689
00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:37,378
- Come on.
- This way. This way. This way.
690
00:39:37,449 --> 00:39:39,748
- Holy shit.
- Shit.
691
00:39:43,522 --> 00:39:45,514
- It's a fucking ax.
- Let's get back in the house.
692
00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:47,525
- Joe, come on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
693
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,223
Fuck! Fuck!
694
00:39:53,865 --> 00:39:55,993
Okay. The outside was a terrible idea.
695
00:39:56,067 --> 00:39:57,558
To the bedroom.
696
00:40:01,173 --> 00:40:02,300
Oh, my God.
697
00:40:02,741 --> 00:40:04,835
Where are the police?
They're supposed to be here by now.
698
00:40:04,910 --> 00:40:06,173
Fuck.
699
00:40:06,244 --> 00:40:07,872
Wait. Where's Ash?
700
00:40:07,946 --> 00:40:09,073
I thought she was with you.
701
00:40:09,147 --> 00:40:11,412
Shit. You think they got her?
702
00:40:11,483 --> 00:40:13,816
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
703
00:40:14,186 --> 00:40:16,151
Lindsey, get out of my way, okay?
704
00:40:16,221 --> 00:40:17,382
- Get out of my way right now.
- Come on.
705
00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,254
Come on, man.
They're weeding us out one by one.
706
00:40:19,591 --> 00:40:21,923
Every horror movie
needs to stretch out the suspense.
707
00:40:21,993 --> 00:40:24,087
I wonder which one of us will be next.
708
00:40:24,162 --> 00:40:28,190
Guys, whether or not this is a part of it,
we shouldn't go back out there.
709
00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:30,565
No, no, no. Open the fucking door.
710
00:40:30,635 --> 00:40:32,567
- Open it right now.
- Ben, she's gone.
711
00:40:32,637 --> 00:40:34,128
Okay, we can't go back out there.
712
00:40:34,206 --> 00:40:35,799
My wife is out there, okay?
713
00:40:35,874 --> 00:40:37,672
I'm gonna help her. I'm gonna find her.
714
00:40:37,742 --> 00:40:40,302
Listen, listen, listen.
Just please think about it, okay?
715
00:40:40,378 --> 00:40:42,108
We cannot separate. We have to stay together.
716
00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:44,079
Going out there and leaving us
isn't gonna bring her back.
717
00:40:44,149 --> 00:40:45,173
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
718
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:47,879
Number one rule of horror movies.
Stay together.
719
00:40:47,953 --> 00:40:51,820
If you say horror movie one more time,
I will fucking kill you myself.
720
00:40:51,890 --> 00:40:52,914
Do you understand?
721
00:40:52,991 --> 00:40:54,619
Get out of the way. I'm gonna find my wife.
722
00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:56,792
What did you... How do you...
723
00:40:56,862 --> 00:40:58,091
- Just open it.
- Sliding...
724
00:40:58,163 --> 00:40:59,495
It's a sliding lock.
725
00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:02,564
No, no, you're not going back out there.
726
00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:03,829
Come on!
727
00:41:03,902 --> 00:41:05,530
Can you please call the police again?
728
00:41:05,604 --> 00:41:07,002
They're supposed to be here by now.
729
00:41:07,072 --> 00:41:10,005
Lindsey, I am trying to tell you that
all of this is Fear, Inc.
730
00:41:10,075 --> 00:41:12,101
I don't fucking care. Call them!
731
00:41:12,177 --> 00:41:13,406
Okay, I will, I will.
732
00:41:14,279 --> 00:41:15,804
No, I got no bars. Okay, I can't call out.
733
00:41:15,881 --> 00:41:17,813
- Would you...
- Look, look, look...
734
00:41:17,883 --> 00:41:19,511
Have you seen The Game?
735
00:41:19,584 --> 00:41:20,813
What the hell is The Game?
736
00:41:20,886 --> 00:41:22,184
From the '90s. The Game?
737
00:41:22,254 --> 00:41:24,553
- No!
- Holy shit.
738
00:41:24,623 --> 00:41:26,021
Okay.
739
00:41:26,091 --> 00:41:29,118
Sean Penn buys Michael Douglas a game,
an experience,
740
00:41:29,194 --> 00:41:31,891
and he has to try and figure out what's real
and what's part of the game.
741
00:41:31,963 --> 00:41:33,829
In the end, it's all part of the game.
742
00:41:33,899 --> 00:41:35,891
Yeah, okay, but this isn't a fucking game!
743
00:41:35,967 --> 00:41:37,526
Did you hear anything Ben said yesterday?
744
00:41:37,602 --> 00:41:40,128
Come on, it's David fucking Fincher, man.
745
00:41:40,205 --> 00:41:41,673
Joe...
746
00:41:42,307 --> 00:41:44,572
I get that you are having a good time,
but I am not,
747
00:41:44,643 --> 00:41:46,271
and I don't want to get hurt.
748
00:41:46,344 --> 00:41:48,904
Okay, let's just breathe for a second.
749
00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:50,243
Let's just breathe, okay?
750
00:41:50,849 --> 00:41:54,649
This is turning out better
than I ever hoped it would be.
751
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,153
I know, I know, I know.
752
00:41:56,788 --> 00:41:57,915
I love you.
753
00:41:57,989 --> 00:41:59,651
Okay, I'm listening.
754
00:41:59,724 --> 00:42:01,522
I love you.
755
00:42:01,593 --> 00:42:02,720
You know?
756
00:42:04,195 --> 00:42:07,688
I gotta say, like, isn't this fun?
757
00:42:07,766 --> 00:42:09,792
Seeing you get all passionate.
758
00:42:09,868 --> 00:42:12,167
This is great. Come on, this is fun.
759
00:42:12,237 --> 00:42:13,568
Are you hard?
760
00:42:13,638 --> 00:42:14,936
Look, I just...
761
00:42:15,006 --> 00:42:16,972
You're being such an asshole!
762
00:42:17,042 --> 00:42:18,305
Sorry, I just...
763
00:42:18,376 --> 00:42:20,174
The mood, the lighting, the murder...
764
00:42:20,245 --> 00:42:22,177
It just felt right. I don't know.
765
00:42:22,247 --> 00:42:23,712
I got carried away, okay?
766
00:42:23,782 --> 00:42:25,978
The point is that this is a game.
767
00:42:26,051 --> 00:42:28,282
And out there, that's our best chance to win.
768
00:42:28,353 --> 00:42:30,285
Right now, in here,
769
00:42:30,355 --> 00:42:31,653
we're missing the whole thing.
770
00:42:31,723 --> 00:42:33,453
We are missing everything.
771
00:42:33,525 --> 00:42:35,255
Either way, we're white, we're rich.
772
00:42:35,327 --> 00:42:36,852
The cops are gonna be here any second.
773
00:42:36,928 --> 00:42:38,760
The cops were supposed to be here ages ago.
774
00:42:38,830 --> 00:42:39,957
I don't think they're coming.
775
00:42:40,031 --> 00:42:41,963
Okay, look.
776
00:42:42,033 --> 00:42:43,965
If this is real, all right,
777
00:42:44,035 --> 00:42:45,833
they know we're in here,
778
00:42:45,904 --> 00:42:48,100
and we are just sitting and waiting to die.
779
00:42:48,173 --> 00:42:49,869
All right? And I don't want to do that.
780
00:42:49,941 --> 00:42:51,773
But if this is a game, and I think it is,
781
00:42:51,843 --> 00:42:54,074
then they probably want us
to go out there and play.
782
00:42:54,145 --> 00:42:57,946
Either way, we shouldn't be
sitting here in this room, okay?
783
00:43:00,652 --> 00:43:01,711
Okay.
784
00:43:02,487 --> 00:43:04,581
- Okay?
- Yes, fine.
785
00:43:04,656 --> 00:43:05,646
Really?
786
00:43:06,858 --> 00:43:08,790
That is great.
787
00:43:08,860 --> 00:43:10,886
That's so great. We need a weapon.
788
00:43:10,962 --> 00:43:12,624
- Yeah.
- Okay, well, just be careful.
789
00:43:12,697 --> 00:43:13,687
Do you know what you're doing?
790
00:43:13,765 --> 00:43:15,028
Yeah, I've seen a lot of movies, Linds.
791
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:16,193
I think I know what I'm doing.
792
00:43:16,267 --> 00:43:18,361
- All right.
- Check this out.
793
00:43:19,304 --> 00:43:20,533
Fuck!
794
00:43:21,373 --> 00:43:23,069
Oh, my God!
795
00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:25,373
God! Fuck!
796
00:43:25,443 --> 00:43:27,275
Well, I hate to say I told you so.
797
00:43:27,345 --> 00:43:30,645
Not now! Not now, okay?
798
00:43:31,983 --> 00:43:33,281
God!
799
00:43:37,288 --> 00:43:38,415
Come here.
800
00:43:41,292 --> 00:43:43,955
Fucking nice, MacGyver.
801
00:43:44,029 --> 00:43:45,292
Okay.
802
00:43:45,363 --> 00:43:46,828
Where is...
803
00:43:46,898 --> 00:43:48,330
Why are there so many bottles in here?
804
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,165
I like to pretend I'm in Narnia.
Sometimes the drinking helps.
805
00:43:51,236 --> 00:43:52,701
You might need a therapist.
806
00:43:52,771 --> 00:43:53,795
- Okay.
- Okay.
807
00:43:59,544 --> 00:44:00,705
Nice, babe.
808
00:44:00,779 --> 00:44:03,044
Okay, here's the plan.
809
00:44:03,114 --> 00:44:06,209
We stay together. You and me no matter what.
810
00:44:06,618 --> 00:44:10,714
Also, we should probably
try to be as quiet as possible.
811
00:44:10,789 --> 00:44:12,382
So, my bad on the yelling.
812
00:44:12,457 --> 00:44:14,153
Now, we go outside.
813
00:44:14,225 --> 00:44:16,922
We get to the door, we should be safe.
814
00:44:16,995 --> 00:44:18,930
- I love you.
- I love you.
815
00:44:20,965 --> 00:44:22,160
- Yes. Of course.
- Do you wanna...
816
00:44:22,233 --> 00:44:23,724
- Okay, thanks.
- Here.
817
00:44:24,836 --> 00:44:26,099
- Thanks.
- After you.
818
00:44:26,171 --> 00:44:27,195
- I love you.
- I love you.
819
00:44:27,272 --> 00:44:29,040
Let's fucking do this. Yeah.
820
00:44:33,511 --> 00:44:35,173
Okay, clear.
821
00:44:35,246 --> 00:44:36,874
Come on.
822
00:44:36,948 --> 00:44:39,914
- Stay calm.
- Can't we just do normal things?
823
00:44:39,984 --> 00:44:42,681
Yeah, next year.
824
00:44:44,122 --> 00:44:46,353
Come on.
825
00:44:47,625 --> 00:44:49,890
Joe, I don't like this.
826
00:44:56,201 --> 00:44:57,464
What?
827
00:44:59,370 --> 00:45:01,999
This is actually pretty scary.
828
00:45:03,475 --> 00:45:06,274
Good job, guys.
829
00:45:06,344 --> 00:45:08,370
Very impressive.
830
00:45:19,924 --> 00:45:21,222
What the fuck?
831
00:45:37,342 --> 00:45:39,504
Wait, wait, wait.
832
00:45:42,881 --> 00:45:44,281
- Did you hear that?
- Yeah.
833
00:45:45,583 --> 00:45:46,881
It came from the backyard.
834
00:45:48,419 --> 00:45:49,944
Joe, Joe, Joe!
835
00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:54,923
Come on.
836
00:45:54,993 --> 00:45:56,222
Please, let me just...
837
00:45:56,694 --> 00:45:57,957
Come on.
838
00:46:04,202 --> 00:46:06,797
- Jesus Christ, any louder?
- Such a loud door.
839
00:46:06,905 --> 00:46:08,635
I know. I know.
840
00:46:16,548 --> 00:46:18,346
Crazy.
841
00:46:25,890 --> 00:46:27,119
Sorry.
842
00:46:44,576 --> 00:46:45,908
This is so...
843
00:46:46,110 --> 00:46:48,602
- Fuck! Fuck!
- Lindsey.
844
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,412
Quit. That's too much. This is just too much.
845
00:46:51,482 --> 00:46:54,452
- It's Friday the 13th.
- I don't fucking care.
846
00:46:54,752 --> 00:46:56,311
Where are these psychos coming from?
847
00:46:56,521 --> 00:46:58,853
Man, these prosthetics are so real.
848
00:46:58,923 --> 00:47:00,983
- Will you stop it?
- Right, right, right.
849
00:47:01,059 --> 00:47:02,490
Okay, this guy could be anywhere.
850
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,825
So look alive. I'm so sorry.
851
00:47:05,096 --> 00:47:06,427
She's pinned to the tree.
852
00:47:06,497 --> 00:47:08,489
- We can't just leave her.
- Right, hold tight.
853
00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:10,430
We are gonna get you down from here, okay?
854
00:47:10,869 --> 00:47:12,838
Yes.
855
00:47:13,838 --> 00:47:15,101
Just calm down, all right?
856
00:47:15,173 --> 00:47:18,166
Just focus on slow, steady breathing.
857
00:47:18,243 --> 00:47:21,179
He's here.
858
00:47:21,980 --> 00:47:24,040
Run.
859
00:47:24,482 --> 00:47:26,883
No, okay? We won't leave you.
860
00:47:27,318 --> 00:47:28,809
Go.
861
00:47:28,887 --> 00:47:30,480
- Okay, sorry.
- Come on!
862
00:47:30,555 --> 00:47:32,319
Come on. Come on.
863
00:47:32,523 --> 00:47:33,957
Back inside. Back inside.
864
00:47:34,225 --> 00:47:36,319
- In the door! In the door!
- I know! I know!
865
00:47:36,394 --> 00:47:37,885
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
866
00:47:37,962 --> 00:47:39,658
- Close it! Close it!
- I know!
867
00:47:45,503 --> 00:47:46,994
No, no, no. I think they can be out there.
868
00:47:47,071 --> 00:47:48,937
- That's where they got Bill.
- Fuck, fuck, fuck!
869
00:47:49,007 --> 00:47:51,272
- Shit, look!
- What're we gonna do?
870
00:47:51,342 --> 00:47:53,174
Don't worry. He can't get inside.
871
00:47:57,315 --> 00:47:59,443
- Fuck!
- I thought you said the doors were locked.
872
00:47:59,517 --> 00:48:01,577
Hey, man, let's just take a timeout, okay?
873
00:48:01,653 --> 00:48:03,417
There's a bat in the bedroom. Go get the bat.
874
00:48:03,488 --> 00:48:04,956
- Why?
- Man, let's just...
875
00:48:05,156 --> 00:48:06,488
Let's just calm down, okay?
876
00:48:06,991 --> 00:48:08,459
We've all had fun.
877
00:48:10,995 --> 00:48:14,022
You have watched
one too many horror films, man.
878
00:48:15,466 --> 00:48:16,957
Okay.
879
00:48:18,937 --> 00:48:20,428
We cool?
880
00:48:22,774 --> 00:48:24,003
Hug it out?
881
00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:36,414
What the fuck, man?
882
00:49:11,589 --> 00:49:13,023
Yes.
883
00:49:23,501 --> 00:49:25,766
Holy fuck, man.
884
00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:27,502
Are you good?
885
00:49:29,607 --> 00:49:31,439
Gosh, this is intense.
886
00:49:32,443 --> 00:49:36,403
Ben, this looks fucking amazing.
887
00:49:39,450 --> 00:49:40,918
Hello, Joe.
888
00:49:42,453 --> 00:49:44,081
Hello...
889
00:49:44,455 --> 00:49:46,117
Jigsaw?
890
00:49:46,190 --> 00:49:49,752
Unfortunately for you, Joe,
I'm not a puppet on a tricycle.
891
00:49:49,894 --> 00:49:51,225
I'm very real.
892
00:49:51,295 --> 00:49:53,958
And so is this experience
you are so sure is a game.
893
00:49:54,132 --> 00:49:56,497
But, who doesn't enjoy games?
894
00:49:56,567 --> 00:49:58,160
Here is yours.
895
00:49:58,236 --> 00:50:00,034
Man. This is too good.
896
00:50:00,571 --> 00:50:02,164
This is too good.
897
00:50:03,374 --> 00:50:06,538
This is your girlfriend, Lindsey.
898
00:50:07,845 --> 00:50:08,904
Man.
899
00:50:09,013 --> 00:50:10,413
Did you know they were gonna do that?
900
00:50:10,815 --> 00:50:12,249
In order to save her,
901
00:50:12,383 --> 00:50:15,581
your friend Ben here has volunteered
to play a game with you.
902
00:50:16,754 --> 00:50:19,553
On this table, lies the necessary tool.
903
00:50:20,091 --> 00:50:22,856
Phase one, the clue isn't in seeable form.
904
00:50:23,161 --> 00:50:25,960
In the original,
his right foot led to freedom.
905
00:50:26,164 --> 00:50:29,726
Today, her life depends on his left hand.
906
00:50:30,034 --> 00:50:31,400
You have two minutes.
907
00:50:31,569 --> 00:50:33,595
Does she live or die?
908
00:50:36,808 --> 00:50:38,242
Okay, okay, okay.
909
00:50:38,509 --> 00:50:39,841
His right foot. Ben's left hand.
910
00:50:39,911 --> 00:50:41,209
His right foot. Ben's left hand.
911
00:50:44,048 --> 00:50:45,380
Original. Original.
912
00:50:49,587 --> 00:50:51,317
Fuck!
913
00:50:51,923 --> 00:50:53,255
Shit!
914
00:50:53,524 --> 00:50:56,358
He had to cut his leg off for the first one.
915
00:50:56,594 --> 00:50:58,495
Do you want me to cut his arm off?
916
00:51:05,803 --> 00:51:07,237
The blade is real.
917
00:51:10,508 --> 00:51:12,204
There's a real blade on this!
918
00:51:14,846 --> 00:51:16,677
- Joe.
- Okay.
919
00:51:16,747 --> 00:51:18,146
Okay, it's a game. It's a game.
920
00:51:18,216 --> 00:51:19,809
- It's a game. Hey, man.
- Joe.
921
00:51:19,884 --> 00:51:21,944
- You gotta tell me. Is this real?
- Joe.
922
00:51:22,620 --> 00:51:24,714
Or is this part of the game, man?
923
00:51:25,256 --> 00:51:26,654
Just give me anything. Blink at me.
924
00:51:26,724 --> 00:51:27,783
Give me something.
925
00:51:28,559 --> 00:51:29,583
Fuck.
926
00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:30,650
I don't know what that fucking means.
927
00:51:30,728 --> 00:51:32,822
Joe. Joe.
928
00:51:32,897 --> 00:51:34,762
All right, no time, no time.
929
00:51:34,832 --> 00:51:36,027
Okay...
930
00:51:37,401 --> 00:51:39,029
Left arm, left arm, left arm.
931
00:51:39,103 --> 00:51:40,230
Right.
932
00:51:40,304 --> 00:51:41,795
David fucking Fincher, man.
933
00:51:58,156 --> 00:51:59,146
Fuck!
934
00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:10,734
This is a fake hand.
935
00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:12,933
It's a fake hand, man.
936
00:52:13,804 --> 00:52:15,295
Holy fuck.
937
00:52:16,107 --> 00:52:17,973
This is fucking intense!
938
00:52:20,912 --> 00:52:22,437
Phase one. Complete.
939
00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:26,813
Phase two. The key to your freedom
lies within your friend.
940
00:52:30,221 --> 00:52:31,621
Where's the fucking key, man?
941
00:52:33,791 --> 00:52:35,191
Where's the fucking key?
942
00:52:37,962 --> 00:52:39,487
Where's the key, man?
943
00:52:40,064 --> 00:52:42,260
Joe? Joe?
944
00:52:46,103 --> 00:52:47,366
Shit.
945
00:52:47,772 --> 00:52:49,240
Joe?
946
00:52:52,376 --> 00:52:53,742
- Joe.
- Key's inside, huh?
947
00:52:54,145 --> 00:52:55,875
Clever girl. Clever girl.
948
00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:57,508
All right.
949
00:53:02,186 --> 00:53:03,449
Let's open her up.
950
00:53:07,692 --> 00:53:10,059
No, Joe, don't do it! No, Joe!
951
00:53:10,861 --> 00:53:12,295
Joe!
952
00:53:13,130 --> 00:53:14,189
Fuck!
953
00:53:16,934 --> 00:53:18,425
No!
954
00:53:28,112 --> 00:53:29,341
Easy peasy.
955
00:53:29,413 --> 00:53:31,245
All right. All right.
956
00:53:31,315 --> 00:53:32,749
Hold still, buddy.
957
00:53:45,429 --> 00:53:47,022
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
958
00:53:47,098 --> 00:53:49,067
That's enough. That's enough.
959
00:53:50,768 --> 00:53:52,168
That's enough.
960
00:53:55,673 --> 00:53:57,574
That's real blood, man.
961
00:54:02,780 --> 00:54:05,340
Joe? Joe?
962
00:54:14,692 --> 00:54:16,285
Ben?
963
00:54:16,627 --> 00:54:18,721
Ben, Ben, Ben. No, no, no!
964
00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:20,992
No, come on, Ben!
965
00:54:21,165 --> 00:54:23,760
No, no, no! Ben!
966
00:54:31,309 --> 00:54:32,572
Ben.
967
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,314
Ben!
968
00:54:40,451 --> 00:54:43,046
Ben!
969
00:54:46,157 --> 00:54:47,625
I'm sorry.
970
00:55:25,162 --> 00:55:28,894
Joe? Joe?
971
00:55:30,735 --> 00:55:31,964
Joe?
972
00:55:32,036 --> 00:55:33,095
Lindsey?
973
00:55:41,312 --> 00:55:42,871
Lindsey?
974
00:55:43,347 --> 00:55:45,111
- Joe?
- Lindsey?
975
00:55:45,349 --> 00:55:46,714
Joe?
976
00:55:46,784 --> 00:55:48,309
- Lindsey?
- Joe?
977
00:55:48,386 --> 00:55:50,514
- I'm coming!
- Joe?
978
00:55:52,323 --> 00:55:53,814
Lindsey?
979
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,890
Fuck, baby! What did they do to you?
980
00:56:02,466 --> 00:56:03,661
Shit.
981
00:56:06,437 --> 00:56:07,996
What the fuck...
982
00:56:08,739 --> 00:56:11,072
I'm gonna call somebody.
I'm gonna call somebody, okay?
983
00:56:15,346 --> 00:56:16,837
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
984
00:56:17,014 --> 00:56:18,175
Yeah...
985
00:56:18,249 --> 00:56:20,581
Someone was supposed to be
here a while ago, okay?
986
00:56:20,651 --> 00:56:22,950
My fucking friends are dead!
987
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:25,546
- My girlfriend...
- Okay, you need to calm down, sir.
988
00:56:25,623 --> 00:56:27,455
Don't tell me to calm down, all right?
989
00:56:27,525 --> 00:56:28,889
Did you fucking hear me?
990
00:56:28,959 --> 00:56:31,758
My fucking friends are dead, all right?
991
00:56:31,829 --> 00:56:33,263
Officers are on their way.
992
00:56:33,564 --> 00:56:34,759
Is there anyone in the house with you?
993
00:56:34,832 --> 00:56:38,166
I don't know. I saw a couple guys outside
or something like that.
994
00:56:38,302 --> 00:56:40,533
There's... I don't think that
there's anyone in the house anymore.
995
00:56:40,771 --> 00:56:43,866
My girlfriend is here. She's alive, okay?
996
00:56:43,941 --> 00:56:45,406
She's alive, but hurt.
997
00:56:45,476 --> 00:56:47,968
Okay, okay, good. She's alive. Okay.
998
00:56:48,779 --> 00:56:52,213
Listen, just send help, okay, please, please?
999
00:56:52,283 --> 00:56:54,377
Please just send help.
1000
00:56:54,452 --> 00:56:55,883
Help is on the way, sir.
1001
00:56:55,953 --> 00:56:57,512
Are you sure no one else is in the house?
1002
00:56:58,122 --> 00:56:59,590
Yeah, I mean...
1003
00:56:59,723 --> 00:57:01,817
I don't see anyone. I think they're all gone.
1004
00:57:01,892 --> 00:57:03,861
I think they're all out of the house. Yeah.
1005
00:57:22,813 --> 00:57:23,803
Fuck!
1006
00:57:33,357 --> 00:57:35,053
You're making a mistake!
1007
00:57:35,125 --> 00:57:37,219
Fuck you, you piece of shit!
1008
00:57:37,294 --> 00:57:38,956
You asked for this!
1009
00:58:15,032 --> 00:58:16,694
Sir, are you still there?
1010
00:58:16,767 --> 00:58:18,235
Sir, what happened?
1011
00:58:18,502 --> 00:58:21,469
Sir, talk to me. Hello? Hello?
1012
00:58:21,539 --> 00:58:23,201
What's happening, sir?
1013
00:58:23,541 --> 00:58:24,907
- Hello?
- Hello?
1014
00:58:25,643 --> 00:58:27,168
No, no, no. There's a...
1015
00:58:27,244 --> 00:58:30,043
There was a man in the house, but he's...
1016
00:58:31,282 --> 00:58:32,750
He's gone now.
1017
00:58:33,350 --> 00:58:34,978
- Baby, what did you say?
- Sir?
1018
00:58:35,052 --> 00:58:36,484
You need to tell me what just happened.
1019
00:58:36,554 --> 00:58:37,715
Baby.
1020
00:58:37,855 --> 00:58:40,051
- Oh, my God.
- Sir? Hello?
1021
00:58:40,124 --> 00:58:42,022
Okay, okay. Don't worry, all right?
1022
00:58:42,092 --> 00:58:43,856
- Help is on the way. Okay?
- What did you do?
1023
00:58:43,928 --> 00:58:45,726
Sir, where is the guy in your house?
1024
00:58:46,130 --> 00:58:48,156
There is a guy still in the house.
1025
00:58:48,232 --> 00:58:50,664
So, I...
1026
00:58:50,734 --> 00:58:52,166
- I killed him.
- Fuck.
1027
00:58:52,236 --> 00:58:53,727
- Okay.
- Fuck.
1028
00:58:53,804 --> 00:58:54,999
Are you still on the phone?
1029
00:58:55,072 --> 00:58:57,404
Yeah, it's the police.
1030
00:58:57,474 --> 00:58:58,873
Hang up the fucking phone!
1031
00:58:58,943 --> 00:59:00,138
- What're you...
- Sir, did you just say...
1032
00:59:00,210 --> 00:59:01,803
Hang it up!
1033
00:59:02,446 --> 00:59:04,108
What the hell is going on, Lindsey?
1034
00:59:11,488 --> 00:59:12,922
He's dead.
1035
00:59:13,791 --> 00:59:15,189
Yeah, he's dead. Okay?
1036
00:59:15,259 --> 00:59:17,023
You were right,
you guys were right all along.
1037
00:59:17,094 --> 00:59:19,120
These people are fucked up.
1038
00:59:19,196 --> 00:59:20,789
They killed our friends!
1039
00:59:20,864 --> 00:59:23,527
They didn't! They didn't. Okay?
1040
00:59:27,638 --> 00:59:28,936
Okay.
1041
00:59:45,856 --> 00:59:48,655
Lindsey, what's happening?
1042
00:59:49,226 --> 00:59:51,092
What's happening, I thought this was...
1043
00:59:51,228 --> 00:59:52,662
I thought this was a game?
1044
00:59:55,232 --> 00:59:58,100
Look at Ben. Did I kill...
1045
00:59:59,003 --> 01:00:00,471
Did I...
1046
01:00:00,871 --> 01:00:02,269
No, no, no, you didn't...
1047
01:00:02,339 --> 01:00:04,535
This is what you wanted.
1048
01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:08,042
This isn't what I want.
This is not what I want.
1049
01:00:08,112 --> 01:00:10,604
It was Fear, Inc. Fear, Inc. happened.
1050
01:00:10,681 --> 01:00:12,047
That's what's been happening.
1051
01:00:12,349 --> 01:00:15,979
Then why did you guys keep trying to stop it?
1052
01:00:16,053 --> 01:00:19,023
Because we wanted you to believe it was real.
1053
01:00:20,290 --> 01:00:23,089
Heyo! Wait, wait. We're done already?
1054
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,356
I thought we were going till,
like, 4:00 or something, right?
1055
01:00:25,429 --> 01:00:30,062
I'm not complaining, but this thing
was really digging into my leg.
1056
01:00:30,134 --> 01:00:31,602
What, really?
1057
01:00:32,369 --> 01:00:33,530
I thought you were dead, man.
1058
01:00:33,604 --> 01:00:35,732
- No, you didn't.
- I thought you were dead.
1059
01:00:35,806 --> 01:00:37,570
No. What?
1060
01:00:37,641 --> 01:00:39,974
So, what, you guys were in on this?
1061
01:00:40,044 --> 01:00:42,775
In on it? I convinced them to do it.
1062
01:00:42,846 --> 01:00:44,007
We knew that you'd love it.
1063
01:00:44,081 --> 01:00:45,743
It's fucking awesome, wasn't it?
1064
01:00:45,816 --> 01:00:49,048
- That's...
- We have a problem.
1065
01:00:49,119 --> 01:00:50,178
No, what happened?
1066
01:00:52,690 --> 01:00:54,955
What did you do?
1067
01:01:00,798 --> 01:01:02,232
Fuck.
1068
01:01:03,667 --> 01:01:05,363
Is that guy dead?
1069
01:01:05,436 --> 01:01:06,900
Oh, my God.
1070
01:01:06,970 --> 01:01:09,201
I thought you two were dead, you know.
1071
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,131
What? We're fine.
1072
01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:14,541
The only person that's dead
is this fucking actor,
1073
01:01:14,611 --> 01:01:16,944
you fucking idiot, what is wrong with you?
1074
01:01:17,014 --> 01:01:18,744
How was I supposed to know?
1075
01:01:18,816 --> 01:01:20,876
This all didn't seem
a little too much to you?
1076
01:01:20,951 --> 01:01:24,885
All the horror movie shit.
This? You believed this?
1077
01:01:24,965 --> 01:01:27,560
Yeah, I did think it was fake, okay?
1078
01:01:27,624 --> 01:01:29,217
That's why I wanted to do it.
1079
01:01:29,293 --> 01:01:31,853
But then it started to happen
and it was so real.
1080
01:01:31,929 --> 01:01:34,261
I thought I was doing the right thing!
1081
01:01:34,331 --> 01:01:37,301
You guys are good actors!
1082
01:01:38,702 --> 01:01:39,726
Jesus.
1083
01:01:39,803 --> 01:01:42,932
Fuck, they're calling. What are we gonna do?
1084
01:01:43,006 --> 01:01:44,304
Ash, we're getting out of here, come on.
1085
01:01:44,374 --> 01:01:45,865
- But...
- Come on, baby, let's go!
1086
01:01:45,943 --> 01:01:47,206
What? No!
1087
01:01:47,277 --> 01:01:48,905
- Come on.
- You can't leave us here!
1088
01:01:48,979 --> 01:01:51,345
No, these people are actually crazy, Joe,
1089
01:01:51,415 --> 01:01:53,313
and you just took this shit
to a whole different level now.
1090
01:01:53,383 --> 01:01:54,681
Yeah, but we're in this together!
1091
01:01:54,752 --> 01:01:57,244
No, we're not.
You fucking killed one of them, Joe!
1092
01:01:57,321 --> 01:01:58,619
I mean, what do you think
they're going to do to us
1093
01:01:58,689 --> 01:02:00,021
when they find out?
1094
01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:05,419
I'm sorry, but these guys
are going to come back
1095
01:02:05,496 --> 01:02:07,428
and we have a family to think about.
1096
01:02:07,498 --> 01:02:08,896
- Come on, baby.
- Let's go.
1097
01:02:08,966 --> 01:02:11,094
No, you can't leave!
1098
01:02:11,168 --> 01:02:12,932
We have to call the cops.
1099
01:02:13,003 --> 01:02:15,969
- Why the hell aren't the fucking cops here?
- That's because...
1100
01:02:16,039 --> 01:02:19,066
That's because
they weren't the cops, all right?
1101
01:02:19,710 --> 01:02:21,804
I'm sorry, what?
1102
01:02:21,879 --> 01:02:23,777
Joe, this wasn't a little gimmick,
1103
01:02:23,847 --> 01:02:25,509
this was a big fucking deal.
1104
01:02:25,582 --> 01:02:28,142
Last week they reconfigured
our entire electrical system.
1105
01:02:28,218 --> 01:02:29,550
They even reprogrammed your phone
1106
01:02:30,053 --> 01:02:33,319
so that all of your 911 calls
go directly to Fear, Inc.
1107
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:38,992
So you're telling me that this whole time
I was talking to one of their employees?
1108
01:02:39,062 --> 01:02:42,226
You didn't think it was at all strange
that nobody showed up here?
1109
01:02:47,437 --> 01:02:48,530
Fuck.
1110
01:02:52,676 --> 01:02:55,703
You're right. You're right.
1111
01:02:56,914 --> 01:02:58,644
This is my fault.
1112
01:03:00,551 --> 01:03:01,883
I'm gonna turn myself in.
1113
01:03:02,486 --> 01:03:03,920
I'm gonna turn myself in.
1114
01:03:04,521 --> 01:03:08,856
And I'm gonna tell them that
you guys had nothing to do with it.
1115
01:03:08,926 --> 01:03:11,054
That this was on me, okay?
1116
01:03:11,128 --> 01:03:13,222
And that they'll leave you guys out of it.
1117
01:03:13,297 --> 01:03:15,789
What did this company expect?
1118
01:03:15,866 --> 01:03:19,233
- What did they expect?
- Okay, Joe, listen. This company.
1119
01:03:19,303 --> 01:03:22,703
They're not exactly
a part of the Better Business Bureau. Okay?
1120
01:03:22,773 --> 01:03:24,901
They're not gonna let us get away with this.
1121
01:03:26,577 --> 01:03:29,543
So are you saying that
we shouldn't call the police?
1122
01:03:29,613 --> 01:03:32,173
Lindsey, we're not gangsters!
1123
01:03:32,249 --> 01:03:34,218
We're not gonna dump the body!
1124
01:03:36,987 --> 01:03:39,650
No, that's exactly what we're gonna do.
1125
01:03:40,624 --> 01:03:42,456
That's what we have to do,
we have to get rid of the body.
1126
01:03:44,161 --> 01:03:48,760
We say it ended at 3:00, that we
had a great time, and then he left.
1127
01:03:49,666 --> 01:03:53,366
We just have to pretend that we have
no idea that something went wrong.
1128
01:03:53,437 --> 01:03:55,335
Ben and Ashleigh, they will vouch for us
1129
01:03:55,405 --> 01:03:57,397
because they don't want this to go
any further either.
1130
01:03:57,474 --> 01:03:59,238
Who would hire a company like this?
1131
01:03:59,309 --> 01:04:00,572
You would!
1132
01:04:07,951 --> 01:04:12,047
Okay, listen. My uncle,
he has this plot of undeveloped land
1133
01:04:12,122 --> 01:04:14,682
in the desert just outside of San Bernardino,
1134
01:04:14,758 --> 01:04:17,455
we're gonna take the body there,
we're gonna dump it,
1135
01:04:17,527 --> 01:04:20,258
and then we're gonna come back here
and pretend like nothing happened, okay?
1136
01:04:22,366 --> 01:04:24,298
I can't believe this is happening.
1137
01:04:24,368 --> 01:04:26,462
I just can't believe this is happening.
1138
01:04:26,536 --> 01:04:28,435
I know, but it is.
1139
01:04:28,505 --> 01:04:30,667
And I have to try and get us out of it.
1140
01:04:45,289 --> 01:04:46,620
- Careful, careful, careful.
- Yeah.
1141
01:04:46,690 --> 01:04:48,283
Watch out for the roses.
1142
01:04:51,094 --> 01:04:52,494
Fuck, the car!
1143
01:04:53,997 --> 01:04:56,430
Fuck! Okay, let's go!
1144
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:58,230
He's gotta have the keys on him!
1145
01:04:58,302 --> 01:05:00,234
Okay, hold him.
1146
01:05:00,304 --> 01:05:01,602
This is disgusting!
1147
01:05:01,672 --> 01:05:04,005
Awesome! Okay!
1148
01:05:06,209 --> 01:05:09,304
Okay, great, you're gonna get the van,
you're gonna reverse it into the driveway,
1149
01:05:09,379 --> 01:05:11,041
and then I'm gonna go get a shovel, okay?
1150
01:05:11,114 --> 01:05:13,242
We're gonna take their van?
1151
01:05:18,388 --> 01:05:20,186
Stop, stop!
1152
01:05:25,595 --> 01:05:27,689
Holy shit!
1153
01:05:27,764 --> 01:05:30,962
These people
take their jobs fucking seriously.
1154
01:05:31,034 --> 01:05:32,933
That's why we have to
get the fuck out of here.
1155
01:05:33,003 --> 01:05:34,596
Okay, come on.
1156
01:05:42,145 --> 01:05:43,977
- Okay.
- Oh, man.
1157
01:06:25,422 --> 01:06:26,720
Jesus Christ.
1158
01:06:26,790 --> 01:06:27,883
What?
1159
01:06:32,396 --> 01:06:35,491
Oh, my God. They've researched us for weeks.
1160
01:06:35,565 --> 01:06:39,593
They have phone numbers,
pictures, receipts...
1161
01:06:44,608 --> 01:06:47,510
They know everything about us, Joe.
1162
01:07:04,761 --> 01:07:07,026
Fuck! It's Fear, Inc.
1163
01:07:07,097 --> 01:07:08,528
It's fucking them. It's fucking them!
1164
01:07:08,598 --> 01:07:10,464
Okay, fine, just look ahead.
1165
01:07:10,534 --> 01:07:12,901
Just look ahead. Don't look at them.
1166
01:07:23,313 --> 01:07:24,941
- Oh, fuck!
- Fucking shit!
1167
01:07:26,983 --> 01:07:28,508
Okay, see?
1168
01:07:28,585 --> 01:07:31,485
Just some fucking teenagers
on their way home from a party.
1169
01:07:31,555 --> 01:07:34,488
It's fine. Okay, just drive slowly.
1170
01:07:34,558 --> 01:07:37,426
Be safe, be calm, it's fine.
1171
01:07:38,028 --> 01:07:39,792
It's fine.
1172
01:08:13,563 --> 01:08:16,029
Fuck! We're being fucking pulled over!
1173
01:08:16,099 --> 01:08:18,432
Joe! I told you to not do anything stupid!
1174
01:08:18,502 --> 01:08:20,300
How fast were you going?
1175
01:08:21,204 --> 01:08:22,672
Fuck!
1176
01:08:52,502 --> 01:08:53,765
In a rush, are we?
1177
01:08:53,837 --> 01:08:57,170
I'm really sorry, Officer.
1178
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:59,004
Have you had anything to drink tonight?
1179
01:08:59,543 --> 01:09:01,205
No, no, no. Not at all.
1180
01:09:01,278 --> 01:09:02,940
I've been at home all night.
1181
01:09:04,414 --> 01:09:08,715
It's the middle of the night,
driving recklessly...
1182
01:09:08,785 --> 01:09:11,277
Yeah, it's 'cause we're actually
late for a flight.
1183
01:09:11,354 --> 01:09:12,845
We were supposed to be going to Hawaii.
1184
01:09:12,923 --> 01:09:14,448
It's a second honeymoon of sorts.
1185
01:09:14,524 --> 01:09:16,254
Wow, Hawaii.
1186
01:09:17,627 --> 01:09:18,651
I'm jealous.
1187
01:09:18,728 --> 01:09:19,855
Yeah.
1188
01:09:21,965 --> 01:09:23,830
All right, license and registration,
1189
01:09:23,900 --> 01:09:25,528
and I'll make this
as quick and painless as possible.
1190
01:09:26,369 --> 01:09:28,335
Thank you, Officer.
1191
01:09:28,405 --> 01:09:29,737
I guess it's...
1192
01:09:38,048 --> 01:09:41,041
Shit, actually it looks like
1193
01:09:41,117 --> 01:09:44,518
I forgot my wallet at home, Officer.
1194
01:09:44,588 --> 01:09:48,116
How were you planning
on getting on a flight with no ID?
1195
01:09:50,026 --> 01:09:53,656
A young couple, driving an unmarked van
1196
01:09:53,730 --> 01:09:57,098
with no license plates
toward the desert this late?
1197
01:09:58,501 --> 01:10:00,231
You got a body in the back of this thing?
1198
01:10:04,507 --> 01:10:06,032
I'm just yanking your chain.
1199
01:10:11,181 --> 01:10:12,945
I'm gonna run this registration.
1200
01:10:13,016 --> 01:10:16,816
Mind if I grab your license, honey,
just to have something to put in the file?
1201
01:10:16,886 --> 01:10:19,412
You know, you won't believe this,
1202
01:10:19,489 --> 01:10:22,823
but I think I've left it at home, too.
1203
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:24,723
With his.
1204
01:10:24,794 --> 01:10:28,390
Doesn't look like you two
are gonna be going to Hawaii this morning.
1205
01:10:31,668 --> 01:10:34,000
We're fucked. We're totally fucked.
1206
01:10:34,070 --> 01:10:36,164
I knew we should have gone to the cops
when this all started!
1207
01:10:36,239 --> 01:10:37,571
Calm down!
1208
01:10:37,641 --> 01:10:39,573
Aside from speeding,
we haven't done anything wrong.
1209
01:10:39,643 --> 01:10:42,442
He has no reason to search
the van, all right?
1210
01:10:42,512 --> 01:10:43,639
What if he's Fear, Inc.?
1211
01:10:43,713 --> 01:10:45,645
Joe, he's a fucking cop.
1212
01:10:45,715 --> 01:10:49,616
No, I don't know, my head is all screwed up
from this whole thing.
1213
01:10:49,686 --> 01:10:51,551
What if he's one of them
and he wants to take us back
1214
01:10:51,621 --> 01:10:52,919
to his warehouse and kill us or something?
1215
01:10:52,989 --> 01:10:54,514
Okay, you have to stop.
1216
01:10:54,591 --> 01:10:56,423
This is just gonna make things worse.
1217
01:10:56,493 --> 01:10:59,426
We're going to be fine,
we haven't done anything wrong.
1218
01:10:59,496 --> 01:11:01,556
All right? Okay, stay calm.
1219
01:11:07,737 --> 01:11:11,638
Tell me, Mr. Foster,
what is Customized Events, LLC,
1220
01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:15,008
and why are you driving
their van to the airport?
1221
01:11:15,078 --> 01:11:17,809
It's my brother's company.
You know, when I...
1222
01:11:17,881 --> 01:11:21,318
My car's in the shop
and he lets me borrow one of their vans.
1223
01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:26,012
How did you know my name?
1224
01:11:26,089 --> 01:11:27,988
Sir, you need to calm down.
1225
01:11:28,058 --> 01:11:32,223
No, I never told you my name,
and I never gave you my license.
1226
01:11:32,295 --> 01:11:33,820
Calm down, sir.
1227
01:11:33,897 --> 01:11:37,264
What precinct exactly are you working with?
1228
01:11:37,334 --> 01:11:39,530
I'm gonna need you
to step out of the vehicle.
1229
01:11:48,645 --> 01:11:49,738
Go, go, go!
1230
01:11:49,813 --> 01:11:51,645
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
1231
01:12:22,679 --> 01:12:24,238
This is so fucked up.
1232
01:12:27,684 --> 01:12:29,744
- Ready?
- Yeah, yeah.
1233
01:12:30,754 --> 01:12:32,484
Joe...
1234
01:12:32,555 --> 01:12:34,251
Okay.
1235
01:12:34,324 --> 01:12:38,056
All right, on three, I guess, okay?
1236
01:12:38,128 --> 01:12:39,926
Yeah. Oh, God!
1237
01:12:39,996 --> 01:12:41,658
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
1238
01:12:41,731 --> 01:12:43,131
Real quick.
1239
01:12:46,169 --> 01:12:47,728
Did you hear that?
1240
01:12:49,873 --> 01:12:51,899
- Is that...
- What?
1241
01:12:51,975 --> 01:12:53,238
How the fuck did they find us?
1242
01:12:53,309 --> 01:12:55,073
Oh, my God, there's gotta be GPS in the van.
1243
01:12:55,879 --> 01:12:57,811
Joe, what do we...
1244
01:12:57,881 --> 01:13:00,043
This way. Run, run!
1245
01:13:03,253 --> 01:13:05,085
Get down! Get down!
1246
01:13:12,695 --> 01:13:15,859
What are they gonna do?
What are they gonna do?
1247
01:13:41,424 --> 01:13:42,756
Joe!
1248
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:45,189
We know you're out here, Joe!
1249
01:13:47,897 --> 01:13:49,195
I'll make you a deal.
1250
01:13:49,899 --> 01:13:53,165
Come on out, we let the princess live.
1251
01:13:56,639 --> 01:13:59,165
Abe, you hear that?
1252
01:14:04,514 --> 01:14:06,244
It's getting late and I need my beauty sleep.
1253
01:14:06,749 --> 01:14:08,479
What do you say?
1254
01:14:08,551 --> 01:14:13,012
Just turn yourself over and she goes home,
safe and sound.
1255
01:14:18,761 --> 01:14:20,195
Last chance.
1256
01:14:20,997 --> 01:14:23,057
Show her you still
got those tiny little balls
1257
01:14:23,132 --> 01:14:24,760
she first fell in love with.
1258
01:14:26,102 --> 01:14:28,071
What's it gonna be, Joe?
1259
01:14:28,771 --> 01:14:32,936
I'm gonna go. I love you.
1260
01:14:33,009 --> 01:14:34,170
No!
1261
01:14:34,244 --> 01:14:35,268
Joe!
1262
01:14:36,379 --> 01:14:38,211
No, man... Fuckin'...
1263
01:14:39,749 --> 01:14:41,183
- No!
- Don't...
1264
01:14:42,652 --> 01:14:44,814
Wow, Joe. Boyfriend of the year.
1265
01:14:44,888 --> 01:14:46,413
Look, man, it was an accident.
1266
01:14:46,489 --> 01:14:49,456
- Quiet!
- It was just a mistake.
1267
01:14:49,526 --> 01:14:50,892
Check him.
1268
01:15:00,603 --> 01:15:01,593
Easy.
1269
01:15:03,172 --> 01:15:04,902
Easy, Cat.
1270
01:15:19,088 --> 01:15:21,057
You people.
1271
01:15:22,191 --> 01:15:25,787
You think you can do whatever you want,
with no repercussion.
1272
01:15:25,862 --> 01:15:27,330
No, it's not true, man. We thought he...
1273
01:15:29,532 --> 01:15:30,591
We thought the guy...
1274
01:15:30,667 --> 01:15:34,900
Tom, his name was Tom!
Did you know he had a wife?
1275
01:15:34,971 --> 01:15:36,302
That he had a fucking daughter?
1276
01:15:36,372 --> 01:15:37,837
I thought he was gonna kill her, man.
1277
01:15:37,907 --> 01:15:39,272
I thought he was gonna kill her.
1278
01:15:39,342 --> 01:15:42,073
That's the service you paid us for.
You called us!
1279
01:15:42,145 --> 01:15:44,239
No, we tried! I tried!
1280
01:15:44,314 --> 01:15:46,279
But you guys said it was sold out.
1281
01:15:46,349 --> 01:15:49,877
All right, when it started,
yeah, I played along.
1282
01:15:49,953 --> 01:15:52,385
What kind of fucked up
company do you guys run?
1283
01:15:52,455 --> 01:15:54,287
You made me think that I killed my friend.
1284
01:15:54,357 --> 01:15:57,290
It was a fucking plastic hand.
1285
01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:59,829
You're the horror buff, Joe.
You should have known!
1286
01:16:01,864 --> 01:16:03,763
Please, man you gotta stop, okay?
1287
01:16:03,833 --> 01:16:05,631
It was just an accident, man.
1288
01:16:05,902 --> 01:16:08,872
- Tie him up.
- It's a fucking accident!
1289
01:16:12,475 --> 01:16:14,467
You took my friend's last breath.
1290
01:16:14,544 --> 01:16:16,274
Now we're gonna take hers.
1291
01:16:18,915 --> 01:16:20,713
Lindsey!
1292
01:16:26,222 --> 01:16:27,656
Lindsey!
1293
01:16:32,428 --> 01:16:34,090
Lindsey!
1294
01:16:34,163 --> 01:16:35,187
Let's go!
1295
01:16:36,132 --> 01:16:37,896
Oh, God!
1296
01:17:09,298 --> 01:17:10,857
Oh, God!
1297
01:17:16,572 --> 01:17:19,371
No, no, no.
1298
01:17:26,616 --> 01:17:29,279
Please, no.
1299
01:18:40,022 --> 01:18:41,456
No.
1300
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,290
Can I help you?
1301
01:20:59,362 --> 01:21:02,457
Do you have a phone I could use?
1302
01:21:02,531 --> 01:21:05,228
Yeah, we got a phone,
but I'm gonna first need you
1303
01:21:05,301 --> 01:21:07,667
to tell me who you are and what happened.
1304
01:21:07,737 --> 01:21:08,966
Some guys...
1305
01:21:10,673 --> 01:21:14,303
They killed my girlfriend
1306
01:21:15,211 --> 01:21:17,677
out there in the desert.
1307
01:21:17,747 --> 01:21:20,179
I walked here, I just...
1308
01:21:20,249 --> 01:21:23,913
Please... Just please can I use your phone?
1309
01:21:35,464 --> 01:21:37,365
Phone's on the counter.
1310
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,162
Was that scary enough for you?
1311
01:22:13,235 --> 01:22:14,533
What?
1312
01:22:18,074 --> 01:22:19,133
Hi.
1313
01:22:20,977 --> 01:22:24,377
Oh, my God, baby. You're alive.
1314
01:22:24,447 --> 01:22:25,642
You're all right.
1315
01:22:25,715 --> 01:22:28,378
I am. And you are.
1316
01:22:28,451 --> 01:22:30,443
And you did it, you did it.
1317
01:22:31,988 --> 01:22:34,420
I missed you, too.
1318
01:22:34,490 --> 01:22:36,686
Wait, wait, what do you mean?
1319
01:22:36,759 --> 01:22:37,818
What did I do?
1320
01:22:37,893 --> 01:22:41,421
What did I... I'm sorry, what's going on?
1321
01:22:41,497 --> 01:22:43,523
This is all part of our package.
1322
01:22:43,599 --> 01:22:47,400
I'm sorry. What? What...
1323
01:22:47,470 --> 01:22:48,961
Are you fucking serious?
1324
01:22:49,171 --> 01:22:52,300
Yeah, I told them how obsessed you were
with horror movies,
1325
01:22:52,375 --> 01:22:53,739
and they took it from there,
1326
01:22:53,809 --> 01:22:55,573
they've catered this whole thing to you!
1327
01:22:55,644 --> 01:22:57,545
But, so...
1328
01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:03,312
That means that everything...
1329
01:23:03,386 --> 01:23:06,379
That was planned?
1330
01:23:06,455 --> 01:23:08,447
- That was...
- Hey, Joe.
1331
01:23:10,693 --> 01:23:11,683
Fuck!
1332
01:23:11,761 --> 01:23:13,753
It's okay.
1333
01:23:13,829 --> 01:23:15,422
Welcome to the wrap party.
1334
01:23:16,866 --> 01:23:18,764
How you feeling, dude?
1335
01:23:18,834 --> 01:23:21,360
Pete, turn up the lights and get some brews,
1336
01:23:21,437 --> 01:23:23,402
cast and crew is on their way.
1337
01:23:23,472 --> 01:23:26,442
After 48 hours of this,
we need to decompress.
1338
01:23:35,618 --> 01:23:37,382
Come on, sit down.
1339
01:23:38,354 --> 01:23:40,219
Right there.
1340
01:23:40,289 --> 01:23:42,281
This is crazy.
1341
01:23:42,358 --> 01:23:45,760
Does that mean that Ben and Ashleigh,
they were in on everything, too?
1342
01:23:48,497 --> 01:23:50,693
Are you kidding me?
Look at you. He's still scared!
1343
01:23:50,766 --> 01:23:52,131
What is wrong with you?
1344
01:23:52,201 --> 01:23:54,830
You know what hand this is?
This is my lovemaking hand, Joe.
1345
01:23:55,371 --> 01:23:58,102
Oh, my God. I fucking hate you.
1346
01:23:59,241 --> 01:24:01,540
Well, that was an experience.
1347
01:24:01,610 --> 01:24:02,908
An experience?
1348
01:24:04,180 --> 01:24:07,146
This was a fucking nightmare is what it was.
1349
01:24:07,216 --> 01:24:08,809
Surprise.
1350
01:24:16,258 --> 01:24:21,196
So, you guys knew everything
that was gonna happen?
1351
01:24:21,764 --> 01:24:24,461
Kind of. We had this bullet-point version,
1352
01:24:24,533 --> 01:24:26,161
but most of it was just improv.
1353
01:24:26,235 --> 01:24:29,899
Not knowing everything probably made it
all much more believable, right?
1354
01:24:29,972 --> 01:24:32,066
Even when I knew when something
was going to happen,
1355
01:24:32,141 --> 01:24:34,006
it still ended up scaring the shit out of me.
1356
01:24:34,076 --> 01:24:35,305
Yeah.
1357
01:24:35,377 --> 01:24:39,211
So you guys just made up all that stuff
about them being crazy?
1358
01:24:39,281 --> 01:24:40,408
What? No. Dude.
1359
01:24:40,483 --> 01:24:43,453
These people are really fucked up, man.
1360
01:24:45,087 --> 01:24:46,552
But I knew you'd love it, all right?
1361
01:24:46,622 --> 01:24:49,421
Come on, these people
are fucking degenerates.
1362
01:24:49,492 --> 01:24:51,256
You gotta be a little off to do this.
1363
01:24:51,327 --> 01:24:55,059
Yeah, to be honest, I'm just glad
that it's over and that no one got hurt.
1364
01:24:55,764 --> 01:24:58,130
There were times when
I definitely started to question them.
1365
01:24:58,200 --> 01:24:59,862
Yeah.
1366
01:25:00,703 --> 01:25:05,073
And to think,
these guys do this every fucking week.
1367
01:25:09,512 --> 01:25:13,381
Ladies and gentlemen,
we meet here once again.
1368
01:25:14,416 --> 01:25:17,316
For the past eight years,
all over the country,
1369
01:25:17,386 --> 01:25:21,287
a few of the privileged
have hired our little gang of misfits
1370
01:25:21,357 --> 01:25:23,724
to create an experience they'll never forget.
1371
01:25:24,393 --> 01:25:27,625
And you know what, they never have.
1372
01:25:28,130 --> 01:25:31,897
No matter what the situation,
or how big the project we're working on,
1373
01:25:31,967 --> 01:25:35,460
you all give it 110% every time.
1374
01:25:37,473 --> 01:25:42,002
Tonight's victim, Joe Foster,
gave us quite a fight.
1375
01:25:43,312 --> 01:25:45,713
It's impressive to make
it out of a horror movie alive.
1376
01:25:46,515 --> 01:25:48,040
But to make it out of several,
1377
01:25:48,117 --> 01:25:51,144
well, that's quite a feat.
1378
01:25:51,220 --> 01:25:54,384
I'll leave you with a quote
from one of my favorite movies.
1379
01:25:54,456 --> 01:25:58,359
"You are the disease, and I'm the cure."
1380
01:26:10,272 --> 01:26:11,262
All right.
1381
01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:15,470
I get it. Is this time for the gangbang,
1382
01:26:15,544 --> 01:26:17,137
is that what's about to happen?
1383
01:26:20,649 --> 01:26:23,312
Wait, why do I know this?
1384
01:26:33,095 --> 01:26:34,222
Let go!
1385
01:26:34,296 --> 01:26:36,424
- Lindsey!
- Joe, Joe!
1386
01:26:40,603 --> 01:26:42,868
Joe, you didn't think we'd let you leave
1387
01:26:42,938 --> 01:26:45,905
without experiencing
your all-time favorite death scene?
1388
01:26:45,975 --> 01:26:47,102
Joe!
1389
01:26:47,176 --> 01:26:48,667
Please let her go!
1390
01:26:49,211 --> 01:26:50,702
No!
1391
01:27:04,727 --> 01:27:06,753
Cut to black, bitch.
1392
01:27:33,789 --> 01:27:35,553
Hello?
1393
01:27:38,327 --> 01:27:43,197
Well, I'm so sorry, we're sold out.
1394
01:27:46,468 --> 01:27:48,562
Got another one, boys!
1395
01:27:49,305 --> 01:27:55,620
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