1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,330 Los Phantomas. 3 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,841 Oh! 4 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:19,771 Juan? 5 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,931 Luis? 6 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,285 Pablo! 7 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,046 Oh... 8 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,487 No, no, no, please! 9 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,250 No, no, no! 10 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,528 Look, there's money. Look at all the drugs around you, man. 11 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,251 We could do business. We'll get you rich! 12 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,444 What are you doing? No. 13 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,728 Stop doing that. No, what are you... 14 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,130 No, no. Look, you got all this money around, man. 15 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,248 No, no... 16 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:15,561 He's my kitten, Iglesias. 17 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,961 Please, please. No, don't hurt him. Please. 18 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,286 No, no, no. 19 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,807 That's my baby, Iglesias. No, no. 20 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,803 He's a kitten, you know. 21 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,564 Everybody likes baby kittens. 22 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:31,801 Right? 23 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,962 You know, it's not so bad, yeah. 24 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,689 Please, no. Look, I'll go away. I'll go away, please! 25 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,683 Please, no! 26 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,201 Freeze! Police! 27 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,486 Drop your weapon now! 28 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,324 Show me your hands now! 29 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,642 On the ground. Get on the ground! 30 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,841 Get on the ground now! 31 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,202 Call Rell. 32 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,328 Calling Rell. 33 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,086 Hey, cuz! 34 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,408 Oh, my gosh. You're alive, man. 35 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,449 How are you? How you doing? 36 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,728 Nothing makes sense anymore. 37 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,891 Are you okay? 38 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,729 Maisie broke up with me. 39 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,402 Yes! Finally. 40 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,364 Oh, buddy, I'm sorry. 41 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,925 What happened? Why? 42 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,650 I don't know. 43 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,808 She said my life wasn't going anywhere. 44 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,605 I mean, what the fuck does that even mean? 45 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,205 Hey, you know what? I'm gonna swing by right now. 46 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,361 No! 47 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,922 Clarence, I don't want you to see me like this. 48 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,481 I look like Apollo Creed. 49 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,005 Which Rocky? 50 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,442 The one where he died. 51 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,602 Oh, boy. Okay. All right. 52 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,842 Hang on, I'm gonna be right there, okay? 53 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,851 Okay. 54 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:14,961 Oh! 55 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,490 Can I help you? 56 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,360 Hey. 57 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,286 Hey. 58 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,325 Here you go. 59 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,403 Go ahead. Drink some. 60 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,365 It's just milk. 61 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,010 I swear, look. 62 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,726 There. 63 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,961 You just drank it 'cause I drank it. 64 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,091 Oh, you're so hungry. 65 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,770 What? 66 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,246 Okay. 67 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,721 No, no, no, you need a bath. 68 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,962 All right, just stay there. 69 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,767 All right, we're gonna have to walk. 70 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,890 Rell, it's gonna be okay. 71 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,407 Now, I know you don't want to hear this right now, 72 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,761 but everything happens for a reason. 73 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:39,921 You're right, Clarence. 74 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,287 Everything does happen for a reason. 75 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,527 I want you to meet 76 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,721 Keanu. 77 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:48,766 What? 78 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:49,921 No. 79 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,161 No. 80 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,249 Oh, my God! 81 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,687 That's the cutest cat I've ever seen in my life. 82 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,490 Hello! I'm sorry, Keanu? 83 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,085 - Yeah. - Okay. 84 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,130 I think it means "cool breeze" in Hawaiian. 85 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,202 Honey, I'm sorry I can't come with you guys this weekend. 86 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,448 It's just I've got all that stuff to do around the house. 87 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,761 I understand, honey. It's fine. 88 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,160 I got the low-flow toilet to put in. 89 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,765 I just want you to do me a little favor this weekend. 90 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,081 - Yeah. - I want you to try and relax. 91 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,163 Right. Got it. Absolutely. What do you mean? 92 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,243 Well, sometimes you can be a little wound up. 93 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,925 Wound up? How am I wound up? 94 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,845 You're not hearing me. You're not hearing me. 95 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,241 You spend so much time trying to be the person 96 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,602 - you think everyone wants you to be. - Okay. 97 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,081 And I just want you to be Clarence. 98 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,805 Okay, great. If that's what you want, then... 99 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,041 - But, see, that's what I'm saying. - No, no, no. 100 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,481 I mean, that's what I want, so that's what I'm gonna do. 101 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,130 Deep breath. Ready? 102 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,486 Just... 103 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,284 Ah! 104 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,610 Loosen up your shoulders. 105 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,171 And what's crack-a-lacking, beautiful people? 106 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,845 Hey, Spencer. 107 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,809 Hannah. A vision, as always. 108 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:52,961 Oh, thank you. 109 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,121 - Give me that. - Okay. 110 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,805 - Clarence. Give me some skin. - Spencer. 111 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,291 You got it, brother. That's all the skin you get. 112 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,441 Where's Belle? 113 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,211 Oh, honey, let me get her for you. Belle! 114 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,126 - Them's some pipes. - Right. 115 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,647 Our daughters just can't get enough of each other, huh? 116 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,768 I'm tellin' ya. Girls, right? Raising girls is the best. 117 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,001 - I tell ya, yeah. - Yeah. 118 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,730 - Hey. Here we go. - Thanks. 119 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,120 Hey, you know what? Maybe when you get back, 120 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,049 we can see that new Shailene Woodley movie, huh? 121 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,208 Clarence, you're embarrassing me. 122 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,329 - My bad. - She got ya. She got ya. 123 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:22,160 - There we go. There. - Let's do it, kids. 124 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,163 Get your seatbelt on, young ladies. 125 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,685 Okay. We got this. 126 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:26,966 Oh, honey. 127 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,051 Really got to go, guys. 128 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,201 All right, sweetheart. 129 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,203 All right. Okay. 130 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,244 Uh, where's Micah? 131 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,483 Oh, well, unfortunately, my beautiful bride sends her apologies. 132 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:39,886 She can't make it this weekend. 133 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,530 She's got food poisoning. 134 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,006 - Oh, no. - Oh! 135 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:46,607 Yeah, poor thing. She was up all night just projectile vomiting. 136 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,000 - Oh! - And more. 137 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,730 You know. I'll spare you the gritty details. 138 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,405 - Thanks. - Oh! Oh, yeah. 139 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,164 And diarrhea is what I'm talking about. 140 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,361 - Right. - Oh. 141 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,249 Great. So, no Micah, then? 142 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,047 No. No Micah this weekend. 143 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,685 That's okay. That's okay. 144 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,842 That's too bad. It's too bad. But, uh... 145 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,411 - It's fine. - Okay. Well, yeah. 146 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,360 Take care. 147 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,648 - And have a good time. - We will. 148 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,285 Oh, yep. 149 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,889 - Bye, honey. - Drive safe. Bye, Belle. 150 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,361 Take care, guys! Have a great time! 151 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,361 Ah! 152 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,928 Here's kitty! 153 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,730 No, you don't want to go through there. 154 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,723 Look, you just want to stay in there, okay? 155 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,247 She's just found your manuscript and you're ferocious with that. 156 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,885 So, you're gonna stay right there. Yeah. 157 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,201 Rell? 158 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,765 Just find the space. In here! 159 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,921 Hey. 160 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,724 Wow, you're working again. 161 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,041 What is that? 162 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,242 - This is December. - December? 163 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,731 Yeah, for the calendar. 164 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,882 I didn't tell you about the calendar. Check it. 165 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,081 The calendar? 166 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,401 Oh! 167 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,361 - Well, this is amazing. - Thanks. 168 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,324 You could make a bundle on this. 169 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:56,721 Yeah, I know. 170 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,570 I mean, I'm not gonna sell it. 171 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,087 - Oh! - It's for personal use only. And family. 172 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,401 Oh, well, thank you. 173 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,767 No, I wouldn't want to exploit Keanu's cuteness like that. 174 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,921 Okay. 175 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,524 You have been very productive. 176 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,683 - I know, right? - Um... 177 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:15,921 Yeah. You know what? 178 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,445 This movie's in about 20 minutes. 179 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,965 - Are you ready to go? - Uh, yes, okay. 180 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,167 Come here, buddy. 181 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,850 Good job today, man. You did really good. 182 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,445 I'm gonna put Keanu in his little nook. 183 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,601 Oh, he has a nook? 184 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,649 Of course he has a nook. Everyone has a nook. 185 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,165 Okay. Hey, buddy. 186 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,810 House meeting. 187 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,445 I'm nothing without you. 188 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,284 And at the same time, I need you to clean up 189 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,283 your little area while I'm gone. Is that cool? 190 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,442 - I'll see you soon. - Okay. Good. 191 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,806 Uh, say goodbye. 192 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,007 You're coming with me. 193 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,881 Right, yeah, of course. I'm sorry. 194 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,929 Uh, goodbye, Keanu. 195 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,446 Cool. 196 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,200 Now, we'll talk about it later. 197 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,691 Okay. Bye. Hey. 198 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,764 Get that bitch! 199 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,725 Get her! Get her! 200 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,848 Get her! Yeah! 201 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,331 I'm psyched for this movie, man. 202 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,811 Is that a photo of you and Maisie? 203 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,371 Yeah. I mean, it was. 204 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,967 That was amazing! Movie of the year! 205 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,561 That is, like, the best Liam Neesons movie I've ever seen in my life. 206 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,051 - Best Liam Neesons movie ever. - Hands down. 207 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,043 I'm, like, jacked up from that movie! 208 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,283 - All right, settle down. Settle down. - Whoo! 209 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,206 What a way to start a weekend, you know what I mean? 210 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,771 That's good, because now, 211 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,321 I've got all that "doing me" stuff out of the way, 212 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,403 and now tomorrow, I can mow the lawn, 213 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,686 - I can get my bills done. - Hey. Hey. 214 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:32,164 You don't think that going and seeing a Liam Neesons movie with me right now 215 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,288 counts towards you doing you. 216 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,527 - What? That is me doing me. - No. 217 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,081 I wanted to see that movie. Hannah would never go see that with me. 218 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,241 It's just the beginning. 219 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,522 You have something else planned for the rest of the weekend? 220 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,045 We're gonna go to my house, right now. 221 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,810 We're gonna smoke some weed. 222 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,962 No, Rell. Hannah would... 223 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,208 Will love it. Hannah will love it. 224 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,725 You don't know my wife very well. 225 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:55,366 I know her well enough to know that she's a woman, and women like bad boys. 226 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,727 Who are you to give me this advice? Are you bad? 227 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,720 I mean, I'm not saying I roll up, fuckin' with my AK, poppin' fools. 228 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:02,921 No, you're not rolling up, 229 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,127 because that would require a driver's license, 230 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,805 - which you, as a grown man, do not have. - Fair enough. 231 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,088 So, there will be no rolling up with AK's or anything else. 232 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,811 But I don't have a driver's license 'cause I'm from New York City. 233 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,325 NYC, baby. 234 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,204 Where, yeah, the dudes that kicked my ass... 235 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,361 - Yes? - ...were bigger than the dudes 236 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,561 that kicked your ass, motherfucker. 237 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,484 I'm from Detroit. Detroit public school system. 238 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,211 Impossible. Guaranteed the guys who kicked my ass 239 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,562 were twice as big and scary as the guys who kicked your ass. 240 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:30,490 - No way. - Guaranteed. 241 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,402 - Fine. So... - Guaranteed. 242 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,721 You have to get the last one. 243 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,565 Do it. I don't care. I'm not getting into a... 244 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,721 No way. 245 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,082 What makes you think I can't handle my business? 246 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,322 I've got it all on lock. I'm good to go, drawg. 247 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,445 I'm good to go, dude. 248 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,410 George Michael is holding it down. 249 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,487 - See, you just grooved on it. - I'm not saying... 250 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,641 You just went... 251 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,365 I'm not saying it's not a good song. 252 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,522 I'm saying we should be listening to this. 253 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,125 What are you doing? You all right? 254 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,406 What is that? 255 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,201 Yeah. Roll on, po-po. 256 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,486 I'm sorry, no. 257 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,244 You don't get to say, "Roll on, po-po" like that 258 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,523 after you just smiled and waved to the police. 259 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,687 He ain't want none, did he? 260 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,845 Rell, what does that mean? 261 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,207 Oh, snap. Is it raining? 262 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,045 Well, it's LA. It'll stop in a minute. 263 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,525 So, what? You're so hardcore, 264 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,523 you're just, like, afraid of a little rain? 265 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,444 Why is your door open? 266 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,166 Keanu. 267 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,091 Keanu! 268 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,966 Keanu! 269 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,570 Keanu! 270 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,890 Keanu! 271 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,841 Keanu! 272 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,681 Rell. 273 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,561 Rell! 274 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,721 I'm sorry. 275 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,047 No. 276 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,966 No! 277 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,600 I am so sorry, buddy. 278 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,441 No! 279 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,281 Listen, the cops are here now. 280 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,726 And they're gonna take care of it. Right. 281 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,881 They're professional. 282 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,122 They take this kind of stuff seriously. 283 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,886 Crimson Tide. Good one. 284 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,246 These are good. You take these? 285 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,728 They're just pictures. Keep them. 286 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,611 Do you think there's any chance you might find the guys who did this? 287 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,921 Hell no. 288 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,003 In most burglaries, the guys are never caught. 289 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,401 Oh, um... 290 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,769 You know, there might be a chance. 291 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,131 I wish that I could be more help. 292 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,681 I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to take that blanket back. 293 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,761 Oh. 294 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,045 This sucks. 295 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,850 Are you sure he was stolen? 296 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,923 These guys don't usually take pets. 297 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,243 Usually they're after drugs or something they can sell for drugs. 298 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,481 We'll keep an eye out for the cat. 299 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,920 Thank you very much. 300 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,605 Take care of each other. 301 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,886 See, now that's promising. 302 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,168 Maybe Keanu will come back, or maybe he'll... 303 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,446 Rell? 304 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,846 Where are you going? 305 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,001 Hulka's house. 306 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,525 Who is Hulka? 307 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,684 My weed dealer. 308 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,251 What? 309 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,971 You live across the way from your weed dealer? 310 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,446 Oh, sup, sup, bro? 311 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,282 Hey, Hulka. This is my cousin, Clarence. 312 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,329 - Hello. - Sup? 313 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,440 All right, in or out. 314 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,046 Can't leave the door open, you know what I'm sayin'? 315 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,361 And don't fuck up all this shit. 316 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,010 I'm building a motorcycle. 317 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,483 So, the reason I'm here... 318 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,364 - Okay, look... - No. 319 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,966 This is the perfect sativa-dominant hybrid strain. 320 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,645 It's called Spoonie Gee. 321 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,883 Great. This is all great. I'm not here for any of that. 322 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,690 I'm here because my place got broken into. 323 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,805 Oh, shit, you serious? 324 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,883 Oh, man, that suck a thick donkey ball. 325 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,804 What'd they get? 326 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,450 They got Keanu. 327 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,170 - Oh, shit. The little guy? - Yeah. 328 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,049 Oh, fuck, man. I'm sorry, bro. 329 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,287 Okay. So... 330 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,601 Thank you. 331 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,250 I got an anti-sadness strain in here. 332 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,010 - It's called Walking on Sunshine. - No, no. I don't care. 333 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,969 No, I'm not here for weed, man. 334 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:51,488 I'm here just to ask you some questions. Like, 335 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,087 has anyone shady come by here in the last couple of days? 336 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,923 Well, I mean... Well, um... 337 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,843 You know, I run a professional business here. 338 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,844 I never had a dissatisfied customer. 339 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,249 I don't know, it's a real fucking quandary. 340 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,324 Maybe it's someone that you're selling all of this marijuana to. 341 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,605 Yeah. Or maybe it was somebody who thought they were breaking into your house? 342 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,360 Oh, yeah. Look, bro. 343 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,522 I be real with you, okay? 344 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,968 I'm so fucking high right now. I'm not even sure you're real. 345 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,491 I'm just like, where am I? 346 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,051 Where did all these eels come from? 347 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,201 Oh, shit! 348 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,361 No, no, no. 349 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,647 No, no, no, no. 350 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,481 Hulka! 351 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,529 Who the fuck would want to break into your house? 352 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,521 The Blips. 353 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,886 Man, the Blips. 354 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,166 The Blips? 355 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,842 These are the guys that were kicked out of the Bloods and the Crips. 356 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,286 The Blips. 357 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,885 Blood-Crips, Blips. 358 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,044 I've started getting into selling some heavier shit, 359 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,850 and when you're selling the heavier shit, 360 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,571 turf becomes a thing. You know? 361 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,644 And so, yeah. I mean, the 17th Street Blips, 362 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,564 they did tell me, you know, 363 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,007 they gonna break in and "fuck my shit up." 364 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,921 But... I mean, that's not, like, concrete proof. 365 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,521 The 17th Street Blips. Okay, where are they? 366 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,721 17th Street. 367 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,245 Be specific! 368 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,404 Dude, look! I get you lost your kitty-cat, 369 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,326 but y'all some dumb fucks if you think I'm gonna be a rat. 370 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,927 I ain't some punk-ass bitch who's gonna be intimidated by y'all nerds! 371 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,411 - You... - Nerds... 372 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,847 Yeah, that's right! You a fuckin' nerd! 373 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,889 - What you doing? - What do you think I'm doing? 374 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,601 Oh, shit! You fucking crazy? 375 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,205 No, not my De La! 376 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,850 Yeah, I got your De La now, bitch. 377 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,240 Hulka? Is everything okay? 378 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,930 Mom, not now! 379 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,081 Bro, no. 380 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,169 Oh, you fuck! 381 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,361 What's this? 382 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,522 No, no, no! Not Grandmaster. Not Grandmaster, please! 383 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,761 Tell me! 384 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,924 Okay, okay! Dude's at a strip club called Hot Party Vixens. 385 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,327 Okay? But this dude, their leader, 386 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,960 his name is Cheddar, and he is a bad motherfucker. 387 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,442 You don't wanna mess with him. 388 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,968 Dude, you lost your cat. 389 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,803 You lost your cat. 390 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,161 Come on, Rell. 391 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,482 We'll figure something out in the morning. 392 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,170 It's not over. 393 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,649 All right, this is the place. 394 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,609 Hot Party Vixens. 395 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,485 HPV. 396 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,005 That's unfortunate. 397 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,561 Check it. We're going to approach the bar. 398 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,121 Then we are going to explain the situation. 399 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,481 - No, no, no. - Yeah. 400 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,244 See, you're talking about explaining the situation. 401 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,483 Hulka said this is a crazy drug dealer named Cheddar. 402 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,641 So? 403 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,484 What's so scary about "Cheddar"? 404 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,971 Cheddar is a psychopath name. 405 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,011 You only name yourself something adorable if you can back it up. 406 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,764 - I don't think that's a thing. - That's a thing. 407 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,849 If you meet a guy named Fluffy Pink Bunny Head, 408 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,161 he will stab you in the eye. 409 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,005 I'm sure that this Cheddar guy is gonna be reasonable about money. 410 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,686 And, if need be, we will just buy Keanu back. 411 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,683 No, no. Not like that. Come on, just... 412 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:49,841 What, this? 413 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,522 - Yeah, pop the collar. - Uh... 414 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,126 - Okay? - Yeah. 415 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,845 It's what the kids are doing. 416 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,001 Not really. 417 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,851 But okay. 418 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,725 - Ready? - Yeah. 419 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,720 Wow! 420 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,043 God gave you one face. Why would you change it? 421 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,247 Nope, Clarence. 422 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,004 I just don't understand that at all. 423 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,286 - No, no, no. - No, what? 424 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,481 No, this was a bad idea. 425 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,405 Isn't your cat here? We need to get the cat. 426 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,369 - Hey, baby. - Hello, how do you do? 427 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,568 Oh, dear. Okay. 428 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,721 I'm, uh... 429 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,962 I'm flattered. Thank you. 430 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,161 But I am married. 431 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,401 No. 432 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,528 - Thank you. - Oh... 433 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,051 You just took my wedding ring. 434 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,725 No, no, no. We're here, we're here, you're good. 435 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,881 One beer, please. 436 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,366 I'll take a white wine... 437 00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,931 Sir, that young lady just took my wedding ring, 438 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,081 - so I'm wondering... - It's all right. 439 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,084 - No, no. Clarence, Clarence, Clarence! - Yeah. 440 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,004 You can't talk like that here. 441 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,806 - Okay? - I can't talk like what? 442 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,282 You sound like Richard Pryor doing an impression of a white guy. 443 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,927 I do not sound like Richard Pryor doing an impression of a white guy. 444 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,570 "I do not sound like Richard Pryor 445 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,529 "doing an impression of a white guy." 446 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,762 You sound like John Ritter all the time. 447 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,526 Well, I beg to differ, nigga. 448 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,284 N-word. Went straight to the N-word. 449 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,805 - Yeah. Yeah, I did. - It's not authentic. 450 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,291 Because that's how real people talk, Clarence. 451 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,204 No, it is not in my experience. 452 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,930 - It's not how people talk. - Please, please, you're wrong. 453 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,885 You understand? People understand the historical significance of that word, 454 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,206 and that you can't just say it 455 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,771 shiftlessly with no responsibility whatsoever. 456 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,291 Absolutely wrong. 100% wrong. 457 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,283 Listen, this is life. 458 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,283 You listen to me. You don't shush me. 459 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,885 You niggas in the right place? 460 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,601 Yeah, we in the right place, nigga! 461 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,041 You in the right place, nigga? 462 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,642 Who the fuck are these niggas? 463 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,006 Who the fuck are we? 464 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,401 Who the fuck aren't we? 465 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,166 - Oh! - Are you trying to die today? 466 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,890 Nah. 467 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,485 We ain't trying to die today. 468 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,768 Let me break it down right quick. 469 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,968 Y'all gonna take us to Cheddar, 470 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,487 and then we can start nailin' down the hows and whens 471 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,051 and wherefores and... 472 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,241 Whys. 473 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,801 Did I not mention the whys? The whys, too, motherfucker. 474 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,008 - Well, look here, homeboy. - Yeah, dude. 475 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,561 You in Bliptown now, 476 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,484 and you don't make the rules. 477 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,244 Cheddar does. 478 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,842 And you don't meet Cheddar until you meet me. 479 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,520 You feel me? 480 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,810 So who the fuck are you niggas? 481 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,810 Nigga... 482 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,890 Nigga, nigga... 483 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,128 - Psst. Tell her, man. - Nigga... 484 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,243 I'm Techtonic. 485 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,965 - Nice! - Thank you. 486 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,921 What about you? 487 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,083 My name is Shark Tank. 488 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:57,360 Well, look here, Techtonic and Shark Tank. 489 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,569 Cheddar is a businessman. He don't take drop-bys. 490 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,404 You think we don't mean business? 491 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,401 And swam. 492 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,731 Why don't you search 'em, Bud? 493 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,882 Go on ahead, Bud. 494 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,203 These niggas not strapped. 495 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,806 - Come on. - Yeah, let's come on, then. 496 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,246 What's up, motherfucker? 497 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,765 What? 498 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,089 Chill. Hey, yo, Cheddar. 499 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,169 You'll get it next time, boss. 500 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,161 Hi-C. 501 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,130 The fuck is this? 502 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,327 I'm Techtonic. 503 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,881 Sup, Cheddar? Finally. 504 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,122 - He's Shark... - The king pimp himself. 505 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,281 Shark Tank. 506 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,081 Yeah, I mean, we've been looking forward to this, dawg. Ha-ha! 507 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,971 Talkin' about the H-N-I-C. 508 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,281 My man. 509 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,606 All right. 510 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,841 Yeah. 511 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,920 You know, I got a lot of enemies 512 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,562 that would love to walk in this room and put a bullet hole in old Cheddar. 513 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,606 Hey! 514 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,803 We ain't got no beef with you, Cheddar. 515 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,571 No? How about now, nigga? 516 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,442 That's a nice piece. 517 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,607 You should keep the safety on. 518 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,689 You know what? I get it. 519 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,205 Hi-C, what the fuck is this, huh? 520 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:23,011 You bring me a couple of bitch-ass niggas as a joke, right? 521 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,249 - What? - Us? Uh, no. 522 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,010 I'm sorry, bitch-ass niggas? 523 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,010 Am I right, Tech? 524 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,288 It's been a long-ass time since we heard that. 525 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,882 - Oh, really? - Yeah, nigga. 526 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,645 We killed 25 dudes this month, man. 527 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,522 So, if y'all so fuckin' real, 528 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,842 why ain't I never seent you before? 529 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,771 - Well... - Oh! 530 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,445 That's because... 531 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,011 I don't know, 532 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,370 maybe we didn't wanna be seent. 533 00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,721 Wait a minute. 534 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,730 Y'all them Allentown niggas, ain't you? 535 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,166 - Us? Yes. - Nah. 536 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,810 - Yes, Techtonic. - Yeah, what? 537 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,724 Nigga, yes, we them Allentown niggas. 538 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,041 What the fuck is wrong with you? 539 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,201 This nigga acting like 540 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,408 - he got amnesia up here, fucking around. - Crazy. 541 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,608 Shit. 542 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,766 Why didn't y'all say something earlier, man? 543 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,047 We was tryin' to stay incognito. 544 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,765 You gotta keep 'em on their toes! 545 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,244 Oh, damn. 546 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,045 Why don't y'all come over here, have a seat so we can talk? 547 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,611 Okay, yeah. 548 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,609 You know, uh... 549 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,565 I heard how it went down at King Diaz's church. 550 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,444 That was some cold shit. 551 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,849 You know, man, that's how we do. 552 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,401 You know, we gots to do, how we do. 553 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,726 Oh, damn! 554 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,325 Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't worry about her, man. 555 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,521 That's Montana. 556 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,245 All right. 557 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,842 Hey, man, you know, as much as I love snakes, 558 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,685 I think we need to go to the bathroom real quick 559 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:03,887 and drain ours. 560 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,771 Well played, yep. That's what we should do. Mmm-hmm. 561 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,445 Oh, look who's up from their nap. 562 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,886 Hey. 563 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,086 Cute cat. 564 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,846 Uh, yeah. This is my nigga, New Jack, right here, man. 565 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,529 Yup. Hey, but, look, before y'all go run off and do your little tinkle... 566 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,285 Where'd you get him? 567 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,563 Seems to me, 568 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,883 no stupid-ass nigga in his right mind 569 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,486 would let a cat like that go willy-nilly. 570 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,961 The fuck? 571 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,402 How much you want for him? 572 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,966 He serious? 573 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,165 Actually, he is, man. 574 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,244 We in the market right now for a gangsta pet, so... 575 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,967 Oh, well, he ain't for sale. 576 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,968 Everything has a price. 577 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,685 At a pet store. 578 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,486 But this ain't no motherfucking pet store, nigga. 579 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,721 Well, that's a shame. 580 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,001 Um... 581 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,163 Thank you for sharing your time. 582 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,810 I said, 583 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,961 everything has its price. 584 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,081 Well, shit. I mean, damn. 585 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,447 Y'all drive a hard-ass bargain. 586 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,162 All right. Hey. I'll be right back, pimpin'. 587 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,607 I wanna show y'all something. Come on. 588 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,525 Come on. 589 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,887 I don't know if y'all know what we slinging these days. 590 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,680 Holy Shit. 591 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,282 Holy shit, indeed. 592 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,530 Nah, man. 593 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,371 That's what it's called, man. Holy Shit. 594 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,171 Only you ain't heard of it yet because it's new. 595 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,005 And we the only ones that got it in LA. 596 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,961 What you're looking at 597 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,487 is a cross between PCP, 598 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,723 MDMA and DMT. 599 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,926 I mean... 600 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,569 One puff of this, and holy shit! 601 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,926 It's like you... 602 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,528 Smokin' crack with God. 603 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:21,405 So, uh, maybe y'all can accompany these fools on a run. 604 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,404 You know, show 'em how y'all get down over in Allentown. 605 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,163 Well, you know, actually, though, um... 606 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,288 - Like a run, run? - Yeah. 607 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,169 You do that, 608 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,129 I'll give you New Jack as a gesture of respect. 609 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,764 Wow. But, unfortunately, we... 610 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,445 Deal. 611 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,170 Deal. Y'all hear that? 612 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,084 They gonna shadow you. 613 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,169 So you make sure you listen to every word they say 614 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,691 and you take it as gospel, you understand? 615 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,726 But right quick, though, right quick, though, Cheddar, seriously, man. 616 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,882 I just was thinking about what's been going on. 617 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,367 As recently, our docket is full, nigga... 618 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,966 And at the same time, Cheddar, 619 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:04,444 if I can get a moment to discuss with my colleague. 620 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,963 Let's go, let's go, let's go, now! 621 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,121 It doesn't have to be that hard. 622 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,805 I will not sell drugs. I can't sell drugs, Rell. 623 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:10,961 This was your idea. 624 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,281 You were the one that wanted to come here, man. 625 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,441 All right, listen. 626 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,961 You were the one who said we were the Allentown niggas. 627 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,645 I am not breaking the law. 628 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,689 It's easy. It's easy, though. It's easy! 629 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,205 - What's easy? - I've seen Hulka do this. 630 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,567 He just stands there. People want drugs. 631 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,803 We just feed them some bullshit about New Jack City, 632 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,086 and we just get Keanu. 633 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,442 I'm not jeopardizing my family by selling drugs, okay? 634 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,761 - Or... - Or? 635 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,729 - Maybe you'll like it. - What? 636 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,166 Maybe you'll like being a bad motherfucker. 637 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,481 No, no. 638 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,483 - You're good at it. - What? 639 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,291 And it's just team building. This is what you do. 640 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,249 I don't do team building for drug rings. 641 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,481 I do it for corporate... 642 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,404 - Ever hear of corporate crime? - That's not... 643 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,130 - Y'all ready? - Yeah. 644 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,805 Yeah. 645 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,610 Good. Let's go. 646 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,564 You ready, Shark Tank? 647 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,641 Yeah. 648 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,121 I'm fuckin' ready, Techtonic. 649 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,851 Sup, sup? 650 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,371 Finders keepers, yo. 651 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,045 Hey, keep your distance, yo. 652 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,009 No, no, no. Know what I'm saying? 653 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,889 No, don't shut that door. No, no, no. 654 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,042 I'm about to leave, anyway, so... 655 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,290 All right, y'all. 656 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,851 Gather 'round and whatnot. 657 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,444 So, seriously, what's gonna happen now 658 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,722 before we get on this job, it's time for us to all 659 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,564 get to know each other a little bit better. 660 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,324 We gonna go in a circle, first of all, 661 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,885 and everyone gonna say their name 662 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,405 and then two things about yourself. 663 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,881 For instance. 664 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,328 My name is Shark Tank. 665 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,761 And I ran hurdles in high school. 666 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,564 And I like to hold my gun like this. 667 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,129 So, that's me. 668 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,962 I'm Techtonic. 669 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,530 - I once shot two dudes with one bullet. - Blam. 670 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,563 And I went to a exclusive, 671 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,802 early screening of The Blair Witch Project. 672 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,047 - You did? - Yeah. 673 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,247 I did not know that. See? 674 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,243 That was before we even knew if it was real or not. 675 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,562 That's right. People thought that shit was real. 676 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,285 Go on, nigga. 677 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,160 I'm Bud. 678 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,282 And I got into gang bangin' after I got stabbed by my moms. 679 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,249 I'm gonna need two things, though. 680 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,246 And my grandma. 681 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,731 Well, you know, them family reunions get crazy sometimes, man. 682 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,120 Thanks for sharing, brother. 683 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,924 Whassup? I'm Trunk. 684 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,605 I got a knock-out left hook. 685 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,881 Mmm-hmm. 686 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,081 I got my name 687 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,442 because I accidentally locked my car keys in my trunk once. 688 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,682 - It happens to the best of us, dawg. - With a dead body. 689 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,646 Okay. 690 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,806 Yeah, well, you know, 691 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,446 Trunk is a better name than Dead Body. 692 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,010 Let's move on. What about you? 693 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,207 Yeah. 694 00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,891 Stitches. 695 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,081 And? 696 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,844 Two things about yourself? 697 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,651 Nah, nigga. 698 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,290 Okay, you know what, Shark Tank? 699 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,448 I think, in his own way, 700 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,329 Stitches did share something about hisself. 701 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,005 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 702 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,322 - We should move on. - Yeah, okay. 703 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,171 I'm Hi-C. 704 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,810 First off, uh, I don't like niggas I don't know. 705 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,644 Second, I'm real curious 706 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,122 about what exactly went down at the Diaz church massacre. 707 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,441 - Mmm-hmm. - Yeah. 708 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,521 Okay. 709 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,206 Now we all know things about each other. 710 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,806 So, let's knock this job out real quick. 711 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,770 Was it really like the word on the street? 712 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,283 What was the word on the streets? 713 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,886 Blood bath. Hundred executions. 714 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,566 - Yeah. - Yeah, at least 100. 715 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:52,801 Hundred, 101. 716 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,166 And you ran up the wall and did a back flip, 717 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,089 and came down and was still shooting niggas. 718 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,361 Mmm. 719 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,363 Damn straight. Did that, too. 720 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,681 Well, show us. 721 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,923 - Hmm? - Show us! 722 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,201 - The flip, hmm? - Yeah. 723 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,331 - I think we'd all like to see that. - Um... 724 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,161 All right, let me explain somethin' to y'all real quick. 725 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,687 It ain't gonna be like you think. 726 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,250 Cheddar already told y'all, we ain't here... 727 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,408 Oh! 728 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,808 Damn, nigga! You see that shit? 729 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,485 He did it. He flipped it? 730 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,121 He flipped it. 731 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,327 Bring it in right here, homie. 732 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,170 Whoo! All right! 733 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,484 It's like black Jesus up in here. 734 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,085 That's what I'm talking about. 735 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,924 Oh, my God! I just did a flip. Oh, my God! 736 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,082 Shit! That shit is crazy. 737 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,811 So next time we tell y'all we did somethin', 738 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,883 take our word that we did somethin'. 739 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,730 - Now let's see you do it. - Yeah. 740 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,245 - What? - Sorry? 741 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,129 Your turn, nigga. 742 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,370 Only he's flippin' today. 743 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,090 Only I'm flippin' today, y'all. 744 00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,526 We alternate flip days. 745 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,162 Okay, today's the day where I'm gonna be doin' all the flips. 746 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,970 Y'all ain't gonna see him flip today. 747 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,090 I'll flip the fuck outta that shit tomorrow. 748 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,241 Ooh, yeah! 749 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,606 Hey! 750 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,081 Let's flip the subject and go flip some Holy Shit. 751 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,287 - Okay? - Hells yeah, dirt. 752 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,720 - Let's take care of that. - Exactly. 753 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,451 Yo, everybody won't fit into my car. 754 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,087 My brothers. My brothers. 755 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,930 Come on, just tell me what you want from me. 756 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,447 Look, take anything. It's all yours, okay? 757 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,125 Okay? Hey, y'all like weed? 758 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,521 Just untie me, I'll go get it for you. 759 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,603 Fuck! No! 760 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,967 No! Come on! I didn't do shit! 761 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,281 I wouldn't... 762 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,771 Oh, shit. 763 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,610 I'm the fuckin' cat, aren't I? 764 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,808 That's what you're gonna do to me. 765 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,610 I ain't scared. 766 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,650 The cat? The cat... 767 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,086 You're looking for Keanu? 768 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,449 The cat's at Hot Party Vixens. You know, that strip club downtown. 769 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,369 You guys, don't kill me. 770 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,927 I fuckin' know everything about hip-hop. 771 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,411 Yo, Shark, no disrespecting, now, man, 772 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,089 but why you drive this weak-ass van? 773 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:15,241 You wanna get caught, go ahead, drive a little drug car. 774 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,450 But you wanna never get pulled over again, 775 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,491 you drive a inconspicuous family vehicle. 776 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,962 Inconspicuous, least hardcore, 777 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,841 motherfuckin' soccer mom, Full House thing. 778 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,684 Where we goin' again? 779 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,251 Just head towards the Hollywood Hills. 780 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,925 I'll guide you from there. 781 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,687 Wordness to the turdness. 782 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,970 Here we are. 783 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,921 You comin'? 784 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,521 Nah. 785 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,885 You got this. 786 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,371 Nah. Fuck that. You comin' with. 787 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,329 Cheddar said you was gonna show me how to do this. 788 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,005 Yeah, go ahead, Techtonic. 789 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,766 I'ma show these guys how to keep watch. 790 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,005 Thank you, Shark Tank. 791 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,366 You're more than welcome, nigga. 792 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,086 Come on. We gotta get this over with, man. 793 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,323 Don't worry about it, baby. 794 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,409 Ain't no thang. 795 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,729 Ain't no thang. 796 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,724 Watch and learn. 797 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,089 Hi! 798 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,608 Ah! Yay! You guys are here! 799 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,205 Oh, finally! 800 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,365 What's up? 801 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,131 Somebody order some drugs? 802 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,802 Yes! Oh, my God! 803 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,810 I was just telling these guys 804 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,203 about this job that I did in Paris for a couple of months, 805 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,283 and this guy, he let me smoke some of this stuff. 806 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,762 And I swear to God, this drug is insane. 807 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,251 And the beauty is, 808 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,007 every trip is different! 809 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,682 Ha! Can I please see it? 810 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,128 Ooh. Backpack. Backpack. 811 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,122 Got a neat little backpack. 812 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,968 Yes! 813 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,322 Oh, my God, yes! 814 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,284 Come on, please, please, please! Come sit. 815 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,204 Have a drink. Sit down! 816 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,488 Sorry, we just want to see the money. 817 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,842 You see, Donnie, 818 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,970 some people don't respect the game. 819 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,606 What game? 820 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,120 Life! 821 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,286 Life is a fuckin' game! 822 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,845 And the only real question is, 823 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,890 who are the players and who are the pieces? 824 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,202 Come on, you guys. Let's smoke some Holy Shit. 825 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,561 No, no, no. 826 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,805 Thought I made myself clear. 827 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,610 We're not interested. 828 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,481 Man, fuck! 829 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,608 Let's get some tunes goin' in this motherfucker. 830 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,801 - Something, man. - Tunes, man, yeah. 831 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,849 Fuck, yeah. Let's see what we got here. 832 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,082 - I know you got some killer shit. - Actually, no, we... 833 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,204 What? Yo. 834 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,967 Yo, Shark Tank, my nigga. Um... 835 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,726 What the fuck is this? 836 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,769 Oh... 837 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,088 Shit, niggas! 838 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,527 This my shit right here! 839 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,241 This your shit? 840 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,288 This shit sound kinda white. 841 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,491 - White? White? - Yeah. 842 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,166 Niggas, this is George Michael, right here. 843 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,927 All right? This one of the greatest recording artists of all time, man. 844 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,162 This the real OG up in here. 845 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,526 So, 846 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,611 he black, then? 847 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,081 You know, he light-skinned. 848 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,846 And then, he used to roll with this nigga, Ridgeley. 849 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,001 Yeah. 850 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,004 And then, George Michael was trying to do that solo thing, right? 851 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,730 And then, wham! 852 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,327 Then nobody never see Ridgeley ever again. 853 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,922 He killed the motherfucker? 854 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,680 Nobody 855 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,606 ever 856 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,360 seen 857 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,525 him 858 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,290 again. 859 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,841 Shit. 860 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,684 I'll fuck with that nigga. 861 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,530 I'll fuck with him. 862 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,808 - Hey, hey, y'all. - If he start that shit. 863 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,930 Wait till y'all hear this next track, though, dirt. 864 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:23,881 You know, 865 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,407 in samurai times, 866 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,485 a refusal 867 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,088 to sit at a man's court 868 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,210 was considered a profound insult to his honor. 869 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,928 Ha! I'm just fucking with you! 870 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,804 You should have seen your face. 871 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,210 Oh, my God. 872 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,488 Oh, that was amazing. 873 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,801 Mmm. 874 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,925 Crazy. 875 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,161 Whoo! 876 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,526 The man asked for the money. 877 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:57,841 Yeah. 878 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,690 Rachel, get the bag. 879 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,521 I'm not your slave. 880 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,324 Get the fucking bag! 881 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,201 Ooh! 882 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,970 I loved you in The House Bunny, by the way. 883 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,243 - Thank you, man. - Yeah. Yeah. 884 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,243 You know this chick? 885 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,123 It's Anna Faris, the actress. 886 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,686 She's in movies? 887 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,724 Lost in Translation? 888 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,368 Chipwrecked? The Squeakquel? 889 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,961 Scary Movie? 890 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,645 Oh... You in that movie? 891 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,763 Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 and 4. 892 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,604 Not 5. Too old. 893 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,801 Hmm. 894 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,650 But, enough! Enough! Enough! 895 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,929 No more Hollywood talk. I'm so sick of this bullshit. 896 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,726 - Yeah. - All I care about 897 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,010 is truth. 898 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,291 Or dare. 899 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,010 Truth or dare! 900 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,490 Yo, that chorus do kick in nice, though. 901 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,722 It does, don't it? Yeah, yeah. I mean, 902 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,848 y'all hear the father figure part, right? 903 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,201 Because, my man right here, 904 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,489 he didn't have his own positive male role model in his life. 905 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,846 So... 906 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,001 Damn! 907 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,525 Yo, I never knew my daddy. 908 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,324 - Really? - No. 909 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,722 Man, George Michael the shit, man! 910 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,684 - Right, dawg? - Right on, man. 911 00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,120 Love that man. 912 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,602 Truth. 913 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,451 What is 914 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,843 the dirtiest, most fucked-up thing you've ever done? 915 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,441 Mmm... 916 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,809 You know, you don't have to... 917 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,964 This dude cheated on my sister and I cut his dick off. 918 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,969 Oh... Uh... 919 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,484 Fuck, yeah! 920 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:26,008 That is the kind of shit you should get paid for. 921 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,051 Thank you. 922 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,481 Okay, your turn, same question. 923 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,723 Most fucked-up? 924 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,400 I once cut two dicks off. 925 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,081 Yeah, that's right. 926 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,851 They didn't even see it coming. 927 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,001 Snuck up on them. 928 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,242 Got real close. 929 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,323 One of them was long, thin, pointy, like a pencil. 930 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,884 The other one was short, girthy. 931 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,683 Had a little bit of heft to it. 932 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:09,048 Got up in there lickety-split, snip, snip, yeah. 933 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,644 I took them, too. 934 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,407 So, yeah, I'm a motherfuckin' dick-taker. 935 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,369 300 for the dick-taker. 936 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,566 Okay. 937 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,963 - So, Allentown... - What? Nigga, fuck, what? Nigga. 938 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,360 Tell me about it, man. Was it crazy? 939 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,561 Surely should have been. 940 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:38,721 Was it... 941 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,531 Hells bells, hold on to your shells, nigga. 942 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,682 Shit was crazy, shit was crazy. 943 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,242 We was just dodging bullets on a everyday basis. 944 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,402 You know, just for survival. 945 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,601 But, you know, the thing about me and Techtonic, 946 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,569 is our communication skills. 947 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,291 That's the backbone of our teamwork. 948 00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,003 - You feel me? - Yeah. 949 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,366 I get that. 950 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,760 All right. 951 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,845 - You know what? - Mmm. 952 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,886 I never told y'all niggas how I got this. 953 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,124 A kid stabbed me 'cause I stole his Ring Pop. 954 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,009 That's awful, man. 955 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,685 How old were you? 956 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,921 Twenty-three. 957 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,926 Oh. Okay. Well... 958 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,204 Yeah, thank you for sharing, though. 959 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,925 That felt good. 960 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,885 I got one, too. Check it out. 961 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,041 Okay, yeah. Let's see that. 962 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,287 Buckshot. 963 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,485 Holding up a liquor store. 964 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,846 Oh, man. 965 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,569 And then he shot you, man. That's crazy. 966 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,291 Nah, actually, it made the news, 967 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,841 and when I got back to my grandmamma house, she shot me. 968 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,526 Okay, you know, you need to spend a little less time with your family. 969 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,091 I'm gonna advise that. 970 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,721 - Hell, yeah. - So, what you got? 971 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,281 - Me? Oh, okay, let me, um... - Yeah, yeah. 972 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,281 Come on, man. You got a bunch of shit, man. 973 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,965 - Here it is. - You ain't gotta be modest. 974 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,205 A damn-ass street fight. 975 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,606 Appendix. 976 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,126 Blam... 977 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,441 Your appendix? 978 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,443 - They took it out of my body. - What? 979 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,005 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 980 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,725 Y'all don't even want to hear about 981 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,723 what went down with my wisdom teeth. 982 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,211 - Shit. - Damn. 983 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:18,967 Truth or dare? 984 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,321 Dare. 985 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,369 Why would you choose dare? 986 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,806 Hmm... 987 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,281 I dare you 988 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,041 to shoot your friend. 989 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,446 You jokin'. 990 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:35,971 She's jokin'. 991 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,365 You know she's jokin', right? 992 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,766 I'm not joking. 993 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,288 That's $10,000. 994 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,001 What? 995 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,207 Hey. 996 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,447 Show us what it looks like 997 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,841 to see a man's brains explode. 998 00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,646 Hey. 999 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,328 Fuck it! He ain't my friend. 1000 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,211 Hey! Fuck. Yo, Hi-C! 1001 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,126 Don't let white girl tear us apart, Hi-C. 1002 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,567 This is fuckin' black-on-black violence. This is how it happens. 1003 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,130 Don't fuckin' let Anna Faris tear us apart! 1004 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,204 Yes, come on. Show us what death looks like. 1005 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,124 Come on. 1006 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,881 Do it. Do it, do it, do it. 1007 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,565 Do it, do it, do it. 1008 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,290 Do it, do it. 1009 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,561 Do it! 1010 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,166 Fuck that! 1011 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,170 The fuck is wrong with you? 1012 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,521 Get it, then! 1013 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,561 - What? - Get the cash, motherfucker! 1014 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,447 You broke my nose! 1015 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,051 Look, look, look! 1016 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,247 You fucking peasant! 1017 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,686 Crazy bitch! 1018 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,331 Bring your ass here, little Wendy! 1019 00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:01,965 Come on. Let's go! 1020 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,847 Move! 1021 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,445 Get in the back! 1022 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,207 Move it! 1023 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,725 Drive! 1024 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,484 I gotta start the car. 1025 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:47,605 You good? 1026 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,410 Come on. Drive! 1027 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,170 I said drive, motherfucker! 1028 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:56,407 I'm going, I'm going. 1029 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:57,891 - Seat belts and shit! - Come on, y'all. 1030 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,322 What the fuck is y'all singing? 1031 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,686 George Michael. 1032 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,880 Shit, don't break the goddamn van. 1033 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,927 - Oh, Stitches! - No, no. 1034 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,684 You ain't gonna hit nobody. 1035 00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:17,881 Oh, there it goes! 1036 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,246 We still got this party shit 1037 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,686 - goin' on later or what? - Yeah. 1038 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:21,841 We're going downstairs in a second. 1039 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,047 Don't even worry about that. 1040 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,045 About time you passed that shit, eh? 1041 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,326 Here's the thing, man. I was, like... 1042 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,211 Just say some... Yeah, dawg? 1043 00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,650 Shark Tank, can I catch your ear for a second? 1044 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,165 All right, dawg! 1045 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,124 To be continued, y'all. 1046 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,685 All right. 1047 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,683 - I'll be right back. - Okay, Stitches. 1048 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,729 Nah! 1049 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,849 I gotta tell you, I'm having an amazing time, and these are not bad people. 1050 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,202 Clarence, Clarence, they're bad people. 1051 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,486 - No, no... - They're very, very bad. 1052 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,005 Okay. They're drug dealers, and I get all of that... 1053 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,491 Listen to me. Listen to me. 1054 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,085 - In the mansion, earlier... - Yeah, yeah. 1055 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:56,685 Hey! Shark! 1056 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,689 Shark Tank! Come here! 1057 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,564 Shut the fuck up, nigga. 1058 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,690 Dumb motherfucker. 1059 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,531 Okay. We'll just have a couple more drinks, 1060 00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:05,960 and then we'll just go see where Cheddar's at, right? 1061 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,010 I never get to go out. I never go out. 1062 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,685 I am doing something that Hannah asked. 1063 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,046 This is for my marriage. 1064 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,964 These drinks are for my marriage. 1065 00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:15,726 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1066 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,201 I cannot tell you how much I appreciate that. All right. 1067 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,561 - Shark, you better hurry up! - Listen up, niggas. 1068 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:23,087 We about to be out this motherfucker. 1069 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,720 - Oh! - You good? 1070 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,643 You got me on that one. 1071 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:35,571 You good, though? 1072 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,524 Yeah, I'm good. 1073 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,250 You good? 1074 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,244 Yeah. I'm good. 1075 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,921 Shit got crazy back there, huh? 1076 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,487 You ain't never seen nobody get killed before? 1077 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,768 Me? 1078 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,400 Yeah, I've seen people get killed before, 1079 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,766 by me. 1080 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,922 I was just trying to say that, usually in Allentown, 1081 00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,924 we handle our business a little bit more professionally. 1082 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,602 Mmm-hmm. Okay. 1083 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,966 You, uh... 1084 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,483 You ever think about gettin' out the game? 1085 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,407 No. 1086 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,804 That's a shame. 1087 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,884 I would imagine that it's a tough job for a woman to be here. 1088 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,880 Not that you can't, 1089 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,486 because a woman can do anything a man can do, but... 1090 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:38,846 Yeah. 1091 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:43,366 You think if I get out the game, niggas gonna stop thinkin' they own bitches? 1092 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,804 Well, I'm not like that. 1093 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,641 You're not? 1094 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,961 Nah. 1095 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,561 I bet you, out there somewhere 1096 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,407 there's a non-gangster motherfucker 1097 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,482 that'd be real lucky to have you. 1098 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,851 I mean... 1099 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,683 You look kind of like 1100 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,162 the female lion in The Lion King. 1101 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,367 Nala. 1102 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,171 That's crazy that you say that, because it's, like, my favorite cartoon. 1103 00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,322 - Really? - Yeah, and I'm a Leo. 1104 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,646 That's crazy how you knew that. 1105 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,484 You must be psychic or somethin'. 1106 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,563 Wow. 1107 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,880 You don't want to get mixed up with a dude like me. 1108 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,724 I'm a wanderer. 1109 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:33,961 Oh, you gay. 1110 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,685 - No. - Yeah. 1111 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,569 Why you think I'm gay, though? 1112 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:39,210 I'm just messing with you, man. 1113 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,885 I know you not gay. 1114 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,210 How do you know? 1115 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,249 I could tell you like girls. 1116 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,001 Good. 1117 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,521 I wanna thank you for earlier. 1118 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,361 Really? 1119 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,603 Like, for what? 1120 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,171 For helping me kill those people. 1121 00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,526 Yeah. Well, I... 1122 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,206 No. No. I... 1123 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,765 I ain't help you kill them people. 1124 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,524 You did that on your own. 1125 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:07,444 It's kind of like we killed them together. 1126 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:12,891 Nah, I think it's more like you murdered them on your own. 1127 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,609 Mmm. But I couldn't have done it without you. 1128 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:21,450 Agree to disagree with that one. 1129 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,523 We killed them together. 1130 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,443 Well, legally speaking, 1131 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,124 I did not help you. 1132 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,241 Mmm... 1133 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,761 You all right? 1134 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:35,921 I didn't... 1135 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,761 You was kind of close. 1136 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,046 Yeah. 1137 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,126 Got my trick knee. 1138 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:42,805 Why don't we go ahead and finish this downstairs? 1139 00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,849 Mmm-hmm. You wanna... I go first. 1140 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,047 Yeah. Go on. 1141 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,210 Come on, y'all. Let's go to this party, man. 1142 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,731 - Hell, yeah. - You heard her, y'all. 1143 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,928 Niggas is in here caking and shit. 1144 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,482 Allentown! 1145 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,650 Whoo! 1146 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,131 Excuse me. Can I come through here for a second? 1147 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,850 Excuse me! 1148 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,206 - Hey! - Hey, hey! 1149 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,484 We said one drink! 1150 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,682 Hey, but we're turning it out, man! 1151 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,047 It's not "turn out," it's "turn up"! 1152 00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,964 And it's time to turn down, man! 1153 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,531 Oh, hey, hey, hey! 1154 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,887 Okay. I see what's going on. 1155 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,202 You're just mad because they like Shark Tank 1156 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,731 more than they like Techtonic! 1157 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,166 What? No, no! 1158 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,328 I'm sorry. I just have a lot of personality. 1159 00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,811 I don't know what to tell you, brother. 1160 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:14,803 - What? - What? 1161 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,247 First of all, I don't care 1162 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,402 if they like Shark Tank more than Techtonic. 1163 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,050 They're murderers! 1164 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:22,681 All right. 1165 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,171 Second of all, no, they don't! 1166 00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:25,560 Yo, Tank! 1167 00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,726 What up? 1168 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,206 Nah! 1169 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,847 Yo, nigga, you aight? 1170 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,048 Word to Big Bird I'm aight, dawg. Blam! 1171 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,201 Aight, man. 1172 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,885 Hey, Stitches, man. 1173 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,725 Let me show you how we smoke weed in Allentown. 1174 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,930 Aight. 1175 00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,606 That's my boy, right there. He know how to do it right. 1176 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,728 - Yo, Shark Tank! - Yeah, dawg? 1177 00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,087 Your turn, my nigga! 1178 00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,890 Well, you know, 1179 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,725 I'm more one of them pipe-smokin' niggas, you know. 1180 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,086 You say a pipe? 1181 00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,241 - Thank God. - Yeah. 1182 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,926 Thank you so much, sir. Thank you. Yeah. 1183 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:08,127 Here we go. 1184 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,241 Yeah. 1185 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,243 Gonna heat it up. Heat it on up. 1186 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,241 Ooh. It's gonna be delicious. 1187 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,404 Yeah. 1188 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:25,207 Yo, I almost forgot. 1189 00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:26,845 Just got this done out back. 1190 00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,883 Oh... 1191 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:30,721 - Shit! - Shit! 1192 00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,611 That's actually the best tattoo I've ever seen in my life! 1193 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:34,841 Me, too, man. Me, too. 1194 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,331 You want some, dawg? 1195 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,610 Nah. I don't fuck with that Holy Shit. 1196 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:40,841 Yo, you all right? 1197 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,285 - Hey, man. - Help him! 1198 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,641 - Holy shit! - Holy shit! 1199 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,290 Holy shit. 1200 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,442 Shit! 1201 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:52,726 Holy shit! 1202 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,331 All right. You doin' all right, right? 1203 00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,845 Holy shit. 1204 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,321 I think maybe we should go, like, lay down somewhere. 1205 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,406 Yo, nigga, you floatin'! 1206 00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,890 Am I in Heaven? 1207 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,809 You're George Michael. 1208 00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,641 You're George Michael, man. 1209 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,010 No. That's my favorite fucking song. 1210 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,285 That's it. I like when you do that... 1211 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,408 That thing. That leg thing. That's my jam. 1212 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,727 Oh, no, I can't. There's no way I can spin. 1213 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,405 No, I can't do it. 1214 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,090 What? Oh... There it is. 1215 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,245 Oh, it's so good. 1216 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,364 George. 1217 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,010 I have faith. 1218 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,565 Hello? 1219 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:50,681 Oh. 1220 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,081 Hello, Clarence. It's me, 1221 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,561 Keanu. 1222 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,721 Meow. 1223 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,126 Wait. 1224 01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,247 Are you... 1225 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,520 Keanu Reeves? 1226 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:03,967 Yeah. 1227 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,248 I'm your spirit teacher. 1228 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,006 People can't be excellent to you 1229 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:12,562 unless you're being excellent to yourself. 1230 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,485 I don't understand. What does that mean? 1231 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:15,721 Clarence, 1232 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,882 it's time to wake up. 1233 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:22,841 Where you go from there is a choice I leave to you. 1234 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,442 Oh. Right. 1235 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,170 The Matrix. 1236 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,846 Dude, all you need to remember is... 1237 01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,082 Oh... 1238 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,206 I get it. 1239 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,210 Oh, let me get a picture... 1240 01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:58,966 Hannah! 1241 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,167 Hi! 1242 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:01,800 Hannah! Baby. 1243 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:02,961 Hi, baby. 1244 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,009 Oh, I miss you so much, baby. 1245 01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:06,366 How are you? 1246 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,000 Not good. 1247 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,440 Wait, where are you? 1248 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,122 Oh, God. Oh... Huh? 1249 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,089 What? No. I'm just out with Rell. 1250 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:15,321 I'm doing me! 1251 01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,642 - Are you at a club? - Yeah. 1252 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,531 In fact, it's of the strip club variety, 1253 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,409 and I've never done that, 1254 01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,643 and I'm just having some really rugged fun, you know? 1255 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:29,049 So, you're at a strip club having rugged fun. 1256 01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,009 Yeah. No, it's not like that. 1257 01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,811 It's not about the degrading of women or anything. 1258 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,689 I'm here for a very specific reason. 1259 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,081 And... No, that didn't sound right. 1260 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:39,287 I'm sorry. 1261 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,001 It's complicated. 1262 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,161 I'll explain it to you tomorrow. 1263 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,725 But it's all good. It's nothing bad. 1264 01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,689 Okay. Okay. Whatever. 1265 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:46,841 But, baby... 1266 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,048 This is what you said you wanted, right? 1267 01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,685 You said to have fun. 1268 01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,251 Whatever, Clarence. Whatever. 1269 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,324 I just didn't think that being in a strip club was your thing. 1270 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:58,006 Yeah, well, you know... Shit. I mean... 1271 01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:00,208 What'd you think my idea of fun was, right? 1272 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,567 It ain't like my fuckin' lifestyle is some secret. 1273 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,688 Why are you talking to me like that? 1274 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,564 - See about it, then. - What? 1275 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,364 I said, why are you talking to me like that? 1276 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,727 I've never heard you talk to me like that before. 1277 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,087 I mean... I talk like that sometimes. 1278 01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,083 Yeah. All right. Okay. 1279 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,685 Wait, what's wrong? 1280 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,410 This is what you asked for, right? 1281 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,046 Fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. 1282 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:22,201 I didn't want to ruin your weekend. 1283 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,401 I just want you to know 1284 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,688 that Spencer's been a little inappropriate, 1285 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,684 and I'm coming home tomorrow morning instead of tomorrow night. 1286 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,924 Inappropriate? 1287 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,609 Spencer was inappropriate how? 1288 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,569 Let's just say he made me uncomfortable. 1289 01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,563 I can't get into it right now. 1290 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,245 Baby, I gotta go. 1291 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,562 You better behave yourself, too. Bye. 1292 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:43,926 No, Hannah, please don't hang up the phone. 1293 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,605 Can you just explain to me what's going on right now? 1294 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,290 Hannah! 1295 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,771 Hannah! 1296 01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,570 Yo, this party is crazy! 1297 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:52,801 Oh. 1298 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,330 Hey. 1299 01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:57,801 You aight? 1300 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,045 Yeah, nigga. Yeah. 1301 01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,248 You know, just side bitch. 1302 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:03,926 Word, uh... 1303 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:07,090 Well, Cheddar wants to holla at you. 1304 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,520 Cool, yeah. 1305 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,762 I'll let him know you're coming. 1306 01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,125 So, uh... 1307 01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,764 Hi-C tells me y'all some bad motherfuckers. 1308 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,566 Even taught my goons some new tricks. 1309 01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:29,321 Yeah, we taught them how we do things in Allentown. 1310 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,211 Yeah, well, um... 1311 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:34,204 I got a big exchange tomorrow. I need you. 1312 01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,966 Help keep shit 100. You know what I'm saying? 1313 01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:38,690 After that, 1314 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,806 - New Jack here is yours. - Um... 1315 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,481 I think we'd prefer to stick to the original arrangement. 1316 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:47,971 You know what I'm saying? 1317 01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,491 Okay, I see. 1318 01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:52,925 Driving up the price. 1319 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,642 Okay, 10 G's plus New Jack. 1320 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,886 Nah. 1321 01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:59,441 Cheddar. 1322 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,211 We just want the cat. 1323 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:04,684 Shark Tank and I, we getting a little sleepy. 1324 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:06,441 Sleepy? 1325 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:09,490 Hell, yeah, nigga, we sleepy. 1326 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,528 And when them Allentown niggas get tired, 1327 01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:14,290 we gotta catch some Z's, 1328 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:17,205 or else Allentown niggas get cranky. 1329 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,247 20. 1330 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,165 Straight up. 1331 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:26,449 Now, I know y'all ain't gonna turn down 20 G's. 1332 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,047 I mean, shit. 1333 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:31,204 That's a lot of money even by Allentown standards, right? 1334 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:32,881 Well... 1335 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,646 Let me tell you about Allentown standards. 1336 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,961 By Allentown standards, 1337 01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,730 when a nigga make a deal, 1338 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,407 a nigga make a goddamn deal. 1339 01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:46,967 Ooh... Shark... 1340 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,566 And didn't nobody say nothing 1341 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,530 about no exchange tomorrow. 1342 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:56,290 So, let me tell you how it's gonna go down. 1343 01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:00,084 You gonna give us our goddamn cat, 1344 01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:04,086 and we gonna be on our goddamn way, Spencer! 1345 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,526 Uh, Cheddar. 1346 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,761 Take pimpin' upstairs to the office for me. 1347 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,764 - Give him some of that catnip he like. - Mmm-hmm. 1348 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,046 You know, um, 1349 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,330 maybe, just maybe, 1350 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,767 just take a little time to think about my offer. 1351 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,849 We don't need time. We need... 1352 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:29,087 Time is good. 1353 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,242 We need some time. You need some time. 1354 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,209 We'll take some. You take some. 1355 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,409 You do it here. We'll do it over here. 1356 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,409 - What are you doing? - What am I doing? 1357 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,925 This motherfucker trying to side wind us. 1358 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,241 What the fuck are you doing, Tech? 1359 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,767 I'm not Tech. I'm not Tech. I'm Rell. Clarence. 1360 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,604 Well, I was staying in character. 1361 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,570 What are you, Daniel Day-Lewis all of a sudden? Come on, man! 1362 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:52,609 Look, I spoke to Hannah on the phone, 1363 01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,331 - and she said that Spencer did something. - What? 1364 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:56,925 She wouldn't tell me, man. She hung up! 1365 01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,081 Okay... 1366 01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,965 It can't be that bad if she didn't say. 1367 01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:05,489 You almost got us killed, man, okay? 1368 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,290 Look, Keanu needs you. 1369 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,807 I need you. I need you. 1370 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:12,961 - Okay? - Yeah. 1371 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:14,281 Okay. Then come on. 1372 01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:15,601 Okay. I'm good. I'm good. 1373 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,802 All right. Let's get Keanu. Let's get out of here. 1374 01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:19,007 Yes. 1375 01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,682 Watch the door. Keanu! 1376 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,360 Keanu! 1377 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,649 I said I was gonna take care of you. 1378 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,964 And I failed. 1379 01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:44,569 But I'm here now. 1380 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:46,961 Get that off you. 1381 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,810 I'm here for you, buddy. 1382 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,411 I love you. 1383 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,081 Okay. 1384 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,084 All right, go, go, go. Just walk. 1385 01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:00,166 I see. I get it now, because when I stand up for myself, 1386 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:01,685 that means I'm standing up for Hannah and Belle, 1387 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,087 and when I don't stand up for myself, I'm not standing up for them. 1388 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:07,005 Clarence, you can keep on talking, but just know, I think we just won. 1389 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:08,521 Oh. 1390 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,170 Oh, my gosh, you're right. 1391 01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:11,731 Gosh, that was so weird, wasn't it? 1392 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,325 I mean, we just walked right out of there. 1393 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:28,440 Biscuits. 1394 01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,041 Hey, buddy. 1395 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,281 Hey. 1396 01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:45,364 Oh... Fuck me. 1397 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:46,601 What? 1398 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,405 Oh, you know what? 1399 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,011 Guess you don't know who you messing with 1400 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,640 because you being crazy disrespectful right now. 1401 01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,963 Hey! If you fucking touch one hair on my cat's head, 1402 01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,167 I will kill you! 1403 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,406 - Help! - Never mind. 1404 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,251 Okay, yes, yes. 1405 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,405 Putting them down. Putting the guns down. 1406 01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:06,891 Yes, that's good. Yes, thank you, thank you! 1407 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,087 - Hey. - Thank you. 1408 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,564 - They like Keanu. - That's good. 1409 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,882 We do, too. We like Keanu as well. 1410 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,730 Everybody here seems to like Keanu, 1411 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,241 so we can agree on that, right, guys? 1412 01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,164 Hey, we're fun dudes. We're friends! 1413 01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:22,561 Please! What do you want from us? 1414 01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:24,603 - Oh, God! - Oh, fuck. 1415 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,245 Oh, my God. Are those tiny penises? 1416 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,447 No! 1417 01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:30,166 Please, Lord, let those be fingers. 1418 01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:31,970 They're fucking fingers, man. They're fucking fingers. 1419 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,406 Oh, my God! 1420 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,844 Hey! Listen, if you let us go, 1421 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,240 I might be able to get you visitor passes 1422 01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:42,681 to a meeting of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee 1423 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:43,966 if they're not in a closed session! 1424 01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:45,121 Oh, my gosh! 1425 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:50,607 That just worked. 1426 01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,286 I don't fucking know how that worked. 1427 01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,771 I have a friend. I have a friend. 1428 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,769 A friend of mine went to grade school with the speechwriter 1429 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,008 for John Kerry, a former presidential candidate. 1430 01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,525 Oh, my God. I think this is working. 1431 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:02,170 - No. - Why would this be working? 1432 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:05,881 I think that they are going to murder us to death! 1433 01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,201 Oh, my God! 1434 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,362 Lord save me now, please! 1435 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,965 Oh, fuck. 1436 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:15,841 Keanu. 1437 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,962 No! What is that one? 1438 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,327 - Why are you doing this? - Buddy... 1439 01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,687 Gentlemen, please, why can't we just talk about this? 1440 01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:27,966 Can't we just... 1441 01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:29,161 Okay, ready? 1442 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:30,321 Just take a deep breath... 1443 01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:31,481 Get that bitch! 1444 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:34,520 Get that bitch! 1445 01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:37,528 Get that bitch. 1446 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:39,250 Yeah, get that bitch! 1447 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,530 Get that, bitch! 1448 01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:47,004 No, not the fucking knife. 1449 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,207 Man. 1450 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:49,521 I'm saying... 1451 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:50,926 I don't know what I'm saying. 1452 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:54,004 I don't know... Wait, wait, wait. I think we're gonna need more time. 1453 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,241 Just give us a little bit more time. 1454 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,687 Sir, I'm begging you, please. 1455 01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,604 Think about, dig in to yourselves, into your souls. 1456 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,842 Why would you have to do something like this? 1457 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,001 Please, no. 1458 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,491 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1459 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,240 Oh, my God. 1460 01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,004 I got you! 1461 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,089 Yes! 1462 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:15,691 Yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes! 1463 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:17,524 Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, Rell. 1464 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,045 - Back up! - Thank you, God, for this! 1465 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,531 Back up! 1466 01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,489 Okay. Yes. We gotcha! 1467 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,688 Fucking got you, motherfucker! 1468 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,008 Just don't move, all right? 1469 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,401 We're gonna take our cat, and we're gonna be on our way! 1470 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:31,005 - If you don't mind. - Keanu! 1471 01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:32,207 - Keanu! - Keanu! 1472 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:33,921 Keanu! 1473 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,891 Keanu! 1474 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,724 Drop the fucking... Hey, back up! 1475 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:39,689 What are you doing? Stop moving forward! 1476 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:40,887 Stop walking! 1477 01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:42,087 Stop walking toward us! 1478 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:43,401 Stay right there! 1479 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,686 Why are you walking toward us? 1480 01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,046 Why are you walking toward us? 1481 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,770 Hey, knock it off! Knock it off! 1482 01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,287 We will fire these guns and shoot bullets into your body. 1483 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,522 Count of three. We gotta fucking shoot them. 1484 01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,569 I can't shoot them! I will not kill somebody. 1485 01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,404 - Clarence, we gotta do it! - I cannot do it! 1486 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:57,607 Okay, one... 1487 01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,241 I said the count of three. 1488 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,526 I know. I'm sorry. 1489 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,449 - I said the count of three. - I heard you say... 1490 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,125 - Yeah. - I heard it. Oh, my God! 1491 01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:15,611 We've killed people! 1492 01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,000 Why "we"? 1493 01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:18,400 Why "we"? No, you did it! 1494 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,045 - What, no! - I didn't shoot anybody. 1495 01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:33,726 Okay. 1496 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:35,445 Okay, we just murdered those people. 1497 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:36,761 - That's okay. All right. - Okay. 1498 01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,764 - We should go. We should go. - Ah... 1499 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,331 Keanu! 1500 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:42,811 Here, kitty, kitty! 1501 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,206 Oh, God. 1502 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,964 Uh... Kitty, kitty! 1503 01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,285 Keanu! 1504 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,688 Thought y'all motherfuckers was dead. 1505 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:10,721 Didn't say goodbye or nothing. 1506 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:12,723 Oh, and my cat, New Jack? 1507 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:16,009 The one I would never give up to two niggas like y'all? 1508 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,770 He was gone, too. 1509 01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:20,048 And now I see that you are, in fact, 1510 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,806 holding that nigga New Jack as we speak. 1511 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,240 Hi-C, 1512 01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:26,085 get my cat. 1513 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:34,010 Hey, hey, you two! 1514 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:35,921 What's that? 1515 01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,161 That? 1516 01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:40,010 That's just a nigga in the trunk, man. 1517 01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,605 What you think? 1518 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,364 Because that's how we roll, motherfucker. 1519 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:44,607 That's our car. 1520 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,683 We be putting niggas in this trunk all the time. 1521 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,002 This the last day this motherfucker's alive, man. 1522 01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:50,161 Oh, shit! Don't kill me! 1523 01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,805 - Oh, shit. - What? 1524 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,007 Oh, Rell! 1525 01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:54,685 Rell's cousin! Fuck! 1526 01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:56,080 Make sure you got your keys. 1527 01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:57,486 Here's the deal, man. 1528 01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,688 This nigga right here? He stole your cat. 1529 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:00,841 That's him. 1530 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,650 We just got your cat back for you. 1531 01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,131 That is a hurtful lie! 1532 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,281 Yo, Cheddar. 1533 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:06,441 That's Hulka. 1534 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:08,967 That's whose apartment that Trunk and Bud stole the cat from. 1535 01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:10,610 He probably tryin' to steal him back. 1536 01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,444 Yo, it wasn't my place! It was their place! 1537 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:13,761 - There you go. - That's what happened. 1538 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,729 Your girl know what's up. 1539 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:17,211 Give me the keys. Give me the keys. 1540 01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:19,010 You don't need to... 1541 01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:20,641 Cheddar. Look, 1542 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:21,801 I don't even know if you remember this. 1543 01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,042 I met you at the club once. Hulka. Hulka. 1544 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,201 Look, come on, man... 1545 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,361 Kill this motherfucker. 1546 01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:28,688 - What? No! Come on, man! - Kill him? 1547 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,161 Like, end his life so the motherfucker expires? 1548 01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:32,691 Take the soul out of his body? 1549 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,490 But we can't do that, and I'll tell you why. 1550 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:35,971 Because we don't have a gun. 1551 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:37,485 - We ain't got no guns. - That's why. 1552 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,721 This... 1553 01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:43,448 - Thank you. - Appreciate it. 1554 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:45,090 - Thanks for the gun. - I really appreciate it. 1555 01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:47,242 You looking out, and that's why I respect you, Cheddar. 1556 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,370 That was efficient as fuck. Um... 1557 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:53,404 Hey, you know what, Techtonic? 1558 01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:54,925 What's that? 1559 01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:57,365 Do the honors, dawg. 1560 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:01,089 You one considerate motherfucker. 1561 01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,481 - I do what I can, dirt. - Just do it! 1562 01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:05,810 No, no, please don't! 1563 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,610 Don't kill me. Don't shoot me! I don't want to die. 1564 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:09,883 Come on, I just want to build motorcycles, 1565 01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,407 and be a stunt man in my spare time, yo! 1566 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,608 Oh, God, I didn't want this. 1567 01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:16,524 Rell, Rell. 1568 01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:18,286 Come on, bro. 1569 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,686 Fucking do it. 1570 01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:24,487 Can't do it! 1571 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,966 And you have many more guns than I do. 1572 01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:31,884 So, I give you this one. 1573 01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:33,530 Y'all ain't from fuckin' Allentown. 1574 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:34,841 Fuckin' knew it. 1575 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,411 In a sense, 1576 01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:38,767 aren't we all from Allentown? 1577 01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:42,447 George Michael is a real nigga, though, right? 1578 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,642 He's not black. I lied about that. 1579 01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,006 He is not black, and I apologize. 1580 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,161 Nah! 1581 01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:49,163 And he probably had a fuckin' father figure 1582 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:50,731 the whole fuckin' time. 1583 01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:53,730 I can't speak to that. 1584 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:54,927 I don't know the man personally. 1585 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,605 Bitch, shut the fuck up! 1586 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,886 You don't get to talk! 1587 01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:00,324 Y'all talk too damn much. 1588 01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:03,490 - I don't talk that much. - What? 1589 01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,446 Take this nigga out. 1590 01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:06,931 No! Please! 1591 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:08,485 Not in front of us. Please, not in front of us. 1592 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:10,647 Oh. 1593 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:13,531 Just taking me out from the trunk? Oh, thank you. 1594 01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,520 And put him in our trunk. 1595 01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,011 Aw, man. 1596 01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:18,207 Okay. Okay. 1597 01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,010 Well, anything better than being shot, you heard? 1598 01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:22,845 Right? Oh, I stand corrected! No, no, no! 1599 01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:25,005 No, no, no! 1600 01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:29,246 No, no, no! 1601 01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,164 Oh, this is fucking gross! 1602 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:32,924 Oh, this is fuckin'... 1603 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:37,687 Motherfucker! 1604 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,968 - So, my name is Rell. - And I am Clarence. 1605 01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:41,246 Look. 1606 01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:43,209 You two morons is coming with us. 1607 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:46,682 Allentown or not, y'all gonna be my Allentown niggas today. 1608 01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:51,246 You do anything stupid, and you're fuckin' dead. 1609 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:52,641 - Okay. - Yep. 1610 01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:54,245 That goes without saying at this point. 1611 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:56,050 That gun is so close to my head. 1612 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,725 Is that necessary? 1613 01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:36,606 Welcome to my home, guys. How you doing? 1614 01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:40,048 Anything? Beer, wine, liquor, girls? 1615 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,247 Videogames? 1616 01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:44,327 No? 1617 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:46,524 Bacon Diaz. 1618 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:49,250 I heard you had a baller crib, 1619 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:52,643 but this is practically Neverland fuckin' Ranch out here. 1620 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,481 Thank you. Thanks. 1621 01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,722 Who the fuck is... 1622 01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:59,086 That's them. 1623 01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:00,321 That's them? 1624 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:02,323 The Allentown niggas. 1625 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,410 Los Phantomas? 1626 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,440 Yep. They the ones that killed your cousin. 1627 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:10,482 And we here to collect the bounty. 1628 01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,687 Wait... 1629 01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:14,081 No fuckin' way these guys could be the Phantomas, man. 1630 01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:15,605 They're like shadows, man. 1631 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,967 They're like the boogeyman and shit, you know? 1632 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,451 - No, you're right. - Good eye. 1633 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:21,728 But what happened was I was trying to get my cat. 1634 01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:23,763 - That's his cat. - And his name is Keanu. 1635 01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:24,921 It's this cat right there! 1636 01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,764 Iglesias? 1637 01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:29,288 That's my cousin's cat. 1638 01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,041 They took him? 1639 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,486 Who? Who? 1640 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,091 Oh, shit. Somebody's getting an ass whippin'. 1641 01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:36,242 - Let's go. Come on! - Yeah! 1642 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,126 God damn right, they had him. 1643 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,645 - We did not have him. - No. 1644 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,484 No, no, no. There's no way, sir. 1645 01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:43,130 That cat just was found on his doorstep. 1646 01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:44,481 That cat's name is Keanu. 1647 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,290 - I know because I named him. - And has been his for months. 1648 01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:47,601 It's too much of a coincidence... 1649 01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,600 So, it was them? 1650 01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,171 Shit, yeah, it was them. 1651 01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,845 No! No, it was not us. 1652 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,570 Do we got a deal or what? 1653 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,001 Deal. 1654 01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:04,161 Deal. Why is it a deal? 1655 01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:06,243 Don't make the deal, because we're not those guys. 1656 01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,526 Show them. 1657 01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:09,165 Give me a second before I kill you. 1658 01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,687 Oh, God! 1659 01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,046 Come on, man! 1660 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:15,561 Why is everybody being hasty? 1661 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:17,131 Get Iglesias. 1662 01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,689 Whoa. Wait a minute. 1663 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,808 I was thinking I would hold on to the cat. 1664 01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,723 Okay. See, there's a problem with that, 1665 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:29,009 because Iglesias belongs to my family. 1666 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:32,529 I wanna give him to my aunt, so she can have something to remember my cousin by. 1667 01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:33,681 You know? 1668 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,922 So, that's non-negotiable. 1669 01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,204 Deal breaker. 1670 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:39,920 Deal breaker. 1671 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:41,366 Don't think too long, kid. 1672 01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:43,249 Don't think too long. 1673 01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:47,369 Aight, Papi. 1674 01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:51,445 Look here, man. 1675 01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:54,645 Oh, God. 1676 01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:58,126 Bottom line is... 1677 01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,361 Light this bitch up! 1678 01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:28,451 Stitches! 1679 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,411 You need help? 1680 01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,130 Nah! 1681 01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:36,244 Rell, Rell! Look, look! 1682 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,811 They're communicating. 1683 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:39,641 I'm out, I'm out, I'm out! 1684 01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:41,370 I got you! 1685 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:52,967 Awesome! 1686 01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:54,929 I know. Yeah. Oh. 1687 01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:02,726 Hi-C! 1688 01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,884 Get the damn cat! 1689 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,809 - Get the damn cat! - Fuck! 1690 01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:21,601 No, Rell! Whoa! 1691 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,762 Hey! You will die! 1692 01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:26,604 Then get my back. 1693 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,525 Don't tell me you just tried to flip, 1694 01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:21,250 'cause you flopped, stupid! 1695 01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:22,526 Give me the cat. 1696 01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:24,205 - Give me the cat. - No! Keanu! 1697 01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:25,361 Come on, Iglesias. 1698 01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:26,567 Who's going home? 1699 01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:28,643 Going home, home... 1700 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,645 Rell... No! Why! 1701 01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:33,411 He's got Keanu! 1702 01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:35,166 Where'd he go? 1703 01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:36,401 Let's go. 1704 01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,088 I got you, Iglesias. Here we go. Okay. 1705 01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:40,526 Manny, open the car. Open the car. 1706 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,087 I got Iglesias. 1707 01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:43,721 Go, go, go. 1708 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:45,006 Where are you going? 1709 01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:46,889 - Your house! - My house? 1710 01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:50,051 What are you doing? 1711 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,081 What? Rell! 1712 01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:54,561 Rell, you can't drive! 1713 01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:57,844 Unbelievable. What... 1714 01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:18,091 - I'll shoot you! - Oh, fuck! 1715 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,242 You ain't gonna fuckin' shoot the driver! 1716 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:21,686 What are you doing? 1717 01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:22,887 Oh, shit! 1718 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,610 Yeah, motherfucker! 1719 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:25,921 Oh, fuck! Look out! 1720 01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,844 I don't even know how to fuckin' drive! 1721 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,604 I'm coming, Rell! 1722 01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,206 Oh, fuck! 1723 01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:35,209 Why did I grab a stick shift? 1724 01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:38,766 Whoa... 1725 01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:46,286 Oh, shit! 1726 01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:48,967 Fuck, yeah! 1727 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,121 Oh, shit! 1728 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:53,761 Oh... 1729 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,485 Sorry! I'm sorry. 1730 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:58,321 Oh, my God! 1731 01:23:58,840 --> 01:23:59,841 Okay, here he is. 1732 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,684 You're not getting away from me! 1733 01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:03,808 Red light! Coming through the red light! 1734 01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:07,281 Yo! 1735 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,081 Whoo! 1736 01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:13,004 Oh, my God, Rell! What are you doing? 1737 01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:14,366 Right now. Turn around. 1738 01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:16,966 Shit! 1739 01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:21,488 Fuck! 1740 01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:23,166 You okay, Keanu? 1741 01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:29,767 Why are we going through red lights? I'm sorry! Sorry! 1742 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,163 I can't fuckin' hear what you're saying, bro! 1743 01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,644 Listen to me! 1744 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:41,965 Oh, shit! 1745 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:46,921 Oh! 1746 01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:50,164 That fuckin' hurts! 1747 01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:51,321 Okay, okay. 1748 01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:56,161 Keanu! 1749 01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,170 Come here. 1750 01:24:58,360 --> 01:24:59,885 Come here, Keanu. 1751 01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:01,849 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! 1752 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,525 - You come here! - Fuck! 1753 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:06,489 I'ma punch you in the head. 1754 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,441 Ah... 1755 01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:21,921 Oh... 1756 01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:24,162 - Yes! Yes! - Get him off me! 1757 01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:26,322 Get that bitch, Keanu! 1758 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:31,041 Oh, shit! 1759 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:34,807 Oh! 1760 01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:52,881 Oh... 1761 01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:55,251 Fuck. 1762 01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:03,766 Fuck. 1763 01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:07,761 Oh... 1764 01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:10,370 Keanu! 1765 01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:13,245 Oh, man. 1766 01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:19,446 Of course you're alive. 1767 01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:23,281 What? 1768 01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:25,807 You got a-fuckin'-nother gun in your ass? 1769 01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:27,246 What? 1770 01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:30,927 Shit! 1771 01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:34,886 Who the fuck taught you how to drive, you bad-driving bitch? 1772 01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:36,924 I don't drive. 1773 01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:41,131 He does. 1774 01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:45,761 - Oh... - Whoo! 1775 01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:51,165 - That's my cousin! - I got him! 1776 01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:53,641 Clarence, you did it, man! Fuck, you did it, cuz! 1777 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,290 That was so fuckin' badass! 1778 01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:56,641 Oh, thanks, man. 1779 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:59,121 - I can't find Keanu! - Keanu! Shit! 1780 01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:00,647 God, ow. 1781 01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:02,643 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1782 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:05,167 Trying to kill me with my kid's car! 1783 01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:07,251 No. 1784 01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,922 I'm unkillable. 1785 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,240 What the fuck? 1786 01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:24,368 Blips was supposed to run this game, man. 1787 01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:26,045 We supposed to own this city. 1788 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,851 And y'all fuckin' ruined it. Y'all fucked everything up. 1789 01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:30,646 I lost my money. 1790 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,689 I lost my cat. 1791 01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,805 I still gotta get mines, though. 1792 01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:36,166 The only way I know how. 1793 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:37,685 Cheddar! 1794 01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:39,281 You're under arrest. 1795 01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:42,169 What? 1796 01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,410 Bitch, you ain't no fuckin' cop. 1797 01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:45,846 Oh, yes, I am a fuckin' cop. 1798 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,729 Put your weapon down. 1799 01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,166 Now drop your weapons! 1800 01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:54,846 Trunk, drop it. 1801 01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:57,366 On the ground? 1802 01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:59,522 Yes, motherfucker, on the ground. 1803 01:27:59,880 --> 01:28:01,041 Stitches, 1804 01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:02,526 drop it. 1805 01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:03,886 Yeah. 1806 01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:07,407 Bud. 1807 01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:09,889 Not you, C. 1808 01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:12,889 You gonna kill me? 1809 01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:16,886 All this Bliptown family shit? 1810 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:18,371 It's over. 1811 01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:27,525 Cheddar, you're under arrest. 1812 01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:29,364 Put your hands up. 1813 01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,563 I will shoot you. 1814 01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:39,008 Don't turn your back on me. 1815 01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:42,086 Fuck you, bitch! 1816 01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:51,766 Get your hands up! 1817 01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:53,763 - I'm a cop! - Hands up! 1818 01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:55,410 - I'm a cop! - Get on the ground! 1819 01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:57,090 Get on your knees. Hands behind your head. 1820 01:28:57,240 --> 01:28:59,242 - Let me see 'em! - Now! 1821 01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:00,965 On your knees! 1822 01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,485 Now! On your knees! 1823 01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:14,285 Keanu! 1824 01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:21,931 Go get him, Rell. 1825 01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:24,009 It's me. You all right? 1826 01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:26,049 Are you hurt? Are you hurt? 1827 01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:33,560 I love you. 1828 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:36,570 We're gonna go home. 1829 01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:41,681 All right. We're good. We're gonna go. 1830 01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:48,401 What? 1831 01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:50,483 - Wait, no. Stay in the car! - Why? What's going on? 1832 01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:52,324 Because there's a bunch of dead people out here, that's why. 1833 01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:57,130 - Honey! You punched him in the face! - Yeah. 1834 01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,361 You punched him in the face. 1835 01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:00,124 I need you to fuck me right now. 1836 01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:01,850 Okay. Stay in the car! 1837 01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:04,008 Right now. Stay in the car. 1838 01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:05,241 Oh, yes! 1839 01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:15,844 Well, this was a fuckin' mess. 1840 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:17,161 Tell me about it. 1841 01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:18,845 Hey, I know you need this back. 1842 01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,286 He's keepin' his. 1843 01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:22,124 - Rell. - You're doing good work. 1844 01:30:22,280 --> 01:30:24,521 We need to talk about a few things before you go. 1845 01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:27,851 But first let me introduce you to Officer Galloway and Officer Dunn. 1846 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:29,445 Oh, snap! 1847 01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:31,644 Right. You're alive. 1848 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,689 - Sorry about that. - Yeah. 1849 01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:35,763 I had a fantastic time. 1850 01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:37,241 That's weird. 1851 01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:38,640 Mmm-hmm. 1852 01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:40,763 - What about Anna Faris? - Well, she's still alive. 1853 01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,207 We hire celebrities all the time to help us with cases. 1854 01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:45,169 Like Shaq or Steven Seagal. 1855 01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:46,845 No shit. 1856 01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:50,726 I'm gonna let you two talk about that other thing. 1857 01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:52,046 Mmm. 1858 01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:56,489 "That other thing"? 1859 01:30:56,920 --> 01:30:58,922 Ooh. I like the sound of that. 1860 01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:03,722 So, what, do you need me for some kind of top-secret mission or something? 1861 01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:06,804 No. No top-secret missions goin' on. 1862 01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:09,008 But we need to talk about your behavior. 1863 01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:11,724 You know I just wanted my cat back. 1864 01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:13,530 I know. And you got him. 1865 01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:15,444 Keanu's a cutie. 1866 01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:18,725 Damn, Hi-C. 1867 01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:20,882 Parker. Trina Parker. 1868 01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:23,004 Trina Parker. 1869 01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:26,571 I kind of liked Hi-C. 1870 01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:28,722 Well, she kind of liked you, too. 1871 01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:32,963 Well... Ow. 1872 01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:36,445 Maybe we should go somewhere. 1873 01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:40,569 Maybe we should. 1874 01:31:40,760 --> 01:31:42,410 Right to jail. 1875 01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:44,450 Whoa... 1876 01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:46,321 Mmm-hmm. 1877 01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:48,130 That makes sense. 1878 01:31:48,280 --> 01:31:50,362 Broke a lot of laws, probably. 1879 01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:52,927 Don't worry. I'll testify on your behalf. 1880 01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:55,128 - Watch him for me? - I will. 1881 01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:57,281 And just remember, Rell. 1882 01:31:57,440 --> 01:31:59,090 There's consequences to your actions. 1883 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:00,281 Hey. 1884 01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:02,204 There's consequences to your actions 1885 01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:05,125 because you gonna be in trouble in a second. 1886 01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:06,441 - Oh, yeah? - Hold up. Yeah. 1887 01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:08,284 I'm gonna take you on a date. 1888 01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:10,249 - Okay. - Ow. I'm shot in the leg. Ow! 1889 01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:11,970 Ow, ow, ow! 1890 01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:14,243 You ready to go, Keanu? 1891 01:32:16,480 --> 01:32:18,005 You're a cutie. 1892 01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:20,811 I can see why he did all of that for you. 1893 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:29,962 Help! 1894 01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:31,167 Help me! 1895 01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:32,801 Help me! 1896 01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:34,246 Oh, thank God. 1897 01:32:34,440 --> 01:32:36,124 Yo, kill it! Kill it! 1898 01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:38,926 It hurts so bad, you don't even know. 1899 01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:46,328 Hasn't even been that bad, really. 1900 01:32:46,480 --> 01:32:48,164 Clarence and I, having killed the Allentown brothers 1901 01:32:48,320 --> 01:32:51,483 has us kind of lookin' like crime heroes or somethin'. 1902 01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:53,722 We don't even have to change our voice or anything. 1903 01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:57,122 Mostly it's just good to see you. 1904 01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:58,840 I love you, Keanu. 1905 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,161 How much longer? 1906 01:33:03,320 --> 01:33:05,322 Three more weeks, baby. That's it. 21 days. 1907 01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:07,801 And what are you gonna do to me? 1908 01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:10,201 I'm gonna take this moustache and I'm just gonna go like... 1909 01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:11,850 Gonna rub it all over your neck. 1910 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,126 - Moustache in here... - I'm gonna put my 'stache 1911 01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:14,441 right in there. I'm just gonna... 1912 01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:17,405 Hey! Quit poundin' on the glass. 1913 01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:19,369 I'm sorry, sir. I apologize. 1914 01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:21,807 That's my wife, though. That was a love pound. 1915 01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:28,209 - Hey. - Hey. 1916 01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:29,800 Thanks for watching him. 1917 01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:31,041 No problem. 1918 01:33:31,240 --> 01:33:33,163 He's like one of the family. 1919 01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:36,166 I do have some news for you, though. 1920 01:33:36,320 --> 01:33:37,606 What? 1921 01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:39,808 I took Keanu to the vet. 1922 01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:43,530 He has a rare disease. 1923 01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,400 Oh, no. 1924 01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:49,041 He's gonna be a kitten forever. 1925 01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:14,362 What's going on, motherfuckers? 1926 01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:18,124 Okay. Let's do this. Let's hold this shit down, guys. 1927 01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:20,362 I'm not fuckin' around. 1928 01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:23,000 You say somethin'? 1928 01:34:24,305 --> 01:34:30,623 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/43qp5 Help other users to choose the best subtitles