1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 2 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,082 - How am I doing? - Killing it, man. 3 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:25,150 Keep working on rebounding from the hit 4 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:26,518 and there'll be three Malloys on varsity. 5 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,388 - Come on, dude! Gimme the puck! - No, gimme the puck! 6 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:32,291 - Jack! - Four if you count your dad. 7 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,293 Jack, "it's not whether you get knocked down; 8 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:37,129 it's whether you get back up." Vince Lombardi. 9 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,398 "But ya gotta get up quicker." Coach Malloy. 10 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,400 Son or not, if you don't recover quicker, 11 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,202 you're not making my team. 12 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:46,305 Understood, coach. Will work on my post-check rallying, sir. 13 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:52,878 So, sassy met Aspen 14 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,847 at Fashionista glam camp this summer. 15 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:56,315 No big shocker there. 16 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,517 No wonder. I thought it was weird that Aspen 17 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:01,487 just transferred in and sassy's already under her spell. 18 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,589 Fashionista glam camp. What do they even do there? 19 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,357 Who knows and who cares? 20 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:08,260 Ok, girls, hustle in! 21 00:02:10,865 --> 00:02:13,398 Ok, we are going to make a shift. 22 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,902 Claire, I'm gonna be working with you today, Ellie, you're gonna spot MacKenzie, 23 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,671 and Aspen, you're gonna spot sassy. 24 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:23,142 What?! But coach, sassy and I have been practice partners 25 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:25,244 - since, like, forever. - Don't exaggerate, El. 26 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,779 Like, only since kindergarten. 27 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,781 Ok, but Aspen is new to town... 28 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,450 - From New York! - Buffalo, New York. 29 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,752 - It's still New York. - It is still New York. 30 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:36,889 And she and sassy are just a better physical match, ok? 31 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:38,824 Ok, moving on! 32 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,260 Ok. Focus zone. First varsity, 33 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,195 then early acceptance into Boston college, 34 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,764 - then drafted by the bruins... - Yeah, I've seen "the list", 35 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,699 - Jackattack. - Bro, 36 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,435 don't worry about coach. You're cruising past everyone. 37 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:53,772 But keep an eye on dumbledork over there. 38 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,275 Who, Porter? He's been trying to escape j.V. 39 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:57,576 Since we were sophomores. 40 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,745 He'd knock his own grandmother's teeth out 41 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:02,247 just to keep another Malloy from getting a spot. 42 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,386 Yo, you got this, bro. 43 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:11,790 Girls, it is time to put your big girl leotards on, 44 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,792 because the rumors they're true. 45 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,695 - Trumors. -The school is making budget cuts 46 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,531 and is eliminating one of the sports teams, 47 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:24,803 so it is between the badminton team -gross, I know, ew- and us. 48 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:28,674 So if we don't win big on Sunday against silver leaf high, and I mean big, 49 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:31,944 they are gonna demote us to a club. 50 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:35,681 - A club? -That's what I said. - Like chess, or thespians? 51 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:39,384 - For serious? This is tragical! - Coach, they can't do that! 52 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:43,522 My dad, uh, people will never drive halfway across the state to see a club! 53 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:46,325 I know that, and... Aw, come on! 54 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,760 Oh, my goodness! Are you alright, Carol? 55 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:51,496 That was my mistake. I was aiming for your neck. 56 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:55,334 - Aim for your neck next time! - That doesn't make sense. 57 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:59,304 I will come over there, I will break you in half! 58 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:05,577 Ok, you guys, you're gonna be fine. I mean, 59 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,613 with Ellie as your old powerhouse 60 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,449 and Aspen as your new powerhouse, how can you lose? 61 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,861 Jack, be the puck! Be the stick! 62 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,530 Be the puck and the stick and the space in between! 63 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,967 - Are you listening? - Wha...? 64 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,737 Not looking, listening! 65 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,915 Not so tough for a coach's kid, are you, Malloy? 66 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,385 You can't even take a hit. 67 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:56,295 I can take a hit, Porter, and I'll take that last varsity spot too. 68 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:09,741 - Yeah! 69 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:13,979 Listen up, Shmelts! Bring it in! 70 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:21,053 Ok, decent job. But whoever's gonna get that last varsity spot, 71 00:05:21,055 --> 00:05:24,489 I'm gonna need to see your a-game, and that's not just on the ice, 72 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,025 but off it, too! No horse playin', 73 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:30,495 no high jinksin', 74 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,799 and definitely no unsportsmanlike shenanigangin'! 75 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:37,002 We've got two more days of tryouts, boys. 76 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,671 Show me what you're made of! 77 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,641 You wanna rescue this team, don't you? Yeah. 78 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:46,411 You do. Everything you need is inside you right now. 79 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:49,381 You just have to find it. You're not little girls anymore! 80 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:52,417 You're men now! The world's gonna be your oyster! 81 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:55,721 You're women, hear you roar! 82 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:58,623 - Right? 83 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,727 - And all you've gotta do... - -Is not blow it! 84 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:08,066 Don't leave me hanging here. Yes! Don't blow it! 85 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,836 Yeah! Don't blow it, boys! 86 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:15,407 Don't blow it! Don't blow it! Don't blow it! 87 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,780 Good job, you guys. But don't leave me next time that long, right? 88 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,015 'Cause for me, that's very awkward. 89 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,918 Oh, he's coming down! Oh! 90 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,554 We've got nothing. 91 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,824 Dude, ya gotta chop that salad. You practically got a man bun going. 92 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,394 - Nobody's touching my hair, dude. - Come on, 93 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:38,663 it's a varsity tradition. Plus it might help you with your "lady troubles". 94 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,732 Shut it. 95 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:44,736 - Quit bustin' his chops, Sally. - Who you chirpin' at, Mary? 96 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:51,576 Aw, you gonna cry, baby butter? 97 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,979 - Man up! - Not crying. 98 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,648 Champ. 99 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:01,586 Oh! You might cry when coach sees that! 100 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,890 - Yeah, thanks, guys. -Oh, little bro pushing back! 101 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,205 Broskinator. Here. 102 00:07:53,207 --> 00:07:57,876 I know it's pink, but at least it still has service. Coach said 103 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,245 he didn't shut it off because he paid the year in advance, 104 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:03,081 but I think he just couldn't. 105 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:08,553 Nah, it's ok. I'll just go off the grid for a little while. 106 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,522 How's he gonna text you his inspirational quotes? 107 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:13,892 'Sides, I already transferred your number. 108 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,630 Mom sure did love her sparkles. 109 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:24,035 Hey, what soon-to-be varsity athlete doesn't want a twinkly sequined lady phone? 110 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:33,545 Mom? What's with the car? 111 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:36,248 Oh, I Feng shui-ed it, honey, to give you a stronger life force 112 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:38,750 for the big weekend coming up! 113 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:41,686 - I'm excited. Are you so excited? - Yeah. 114 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,055 Oh, I got that. 115 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,026 Let's go! 116 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:57,736 Sweetie, won't you let me get you a new phone? 117 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,205 Your dad left that ancient thing behind for a reason. 118 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,641 It's not ancient. It's... 119 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:05,110 Retro-chic. 120 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:08,780 I just think you're attaching too much significance to an inanimate object. 121 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:09,908 "Mystical religions 101." 122 00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:13,151 Early shamans knew investing too much emotional energy in an object... 123 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,320 Could make it a totem and give it power over you. 124 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:18,089 Mom, it's a cell phone, not Gollum's ring. 125 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:22,694 Hey, Jacko! You're 30 seconds late for "one-on-one truck time" with coach. 126 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:26,965 - He's pulling up now. You know how he hates to wait. -Come on, buddy. 127 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,816 "Better three hours too soon than a minute late." 128 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,119 Shakespeare. 129 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:51,356 Not even an athlete. Not with those pantaloony things he wore. 130 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:54,593 Yes, sir. Probably not, sir. 131 00:09:56,863 --> 00:10:00,632 Would it really be so bad if the team became a club? 132 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,635 I was in Spanish club and it was "muy divertido"! 133 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,704 And MacKenzie is in stem club, isn't she? 134 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,073 At least it would be something new, and "new" is good. 135 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:11,710 New moons, new experiences, perhaps a new best friend? 136 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:15,914 - Sassy's my best friend. -Well, maybe you could let some new energy in. 137 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:19,150 I mean, isn't that what sassy's doing? 138 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:06,164 Thanks. 139 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,700 Have such a good day, sweetie! Mommy loves you. 140 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:12,170 - Bye, mom. -'Sup, dog breath? - 'Sup, dork chop? 141 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,005 Good to see you, bud. 142 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:19,044 Hey! 'Sup, hot mama? 143 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,747 News flash? Skirts don't have legs. 144 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:27,185 - So embarrassing... - Amirite? 145 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:33,725 - There. We good? - Not really. 146 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,861 Sass, come on, you know we always wear our tracksuits the Friday before a meet. 147 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:40,065 - Rg pride, right? - Yeah! Wish I hadn't caved. 148 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:43,902 Uh, yeah, we did, like, make a pact last year... 149 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:47,305 Well, I wasn't here last year to lead a fashion rescue, 150 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,974 - now was I? 151 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:54,179 Ooh, sassy, look! It's your future first husband, Jack Malloy! 152 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:58,750 You like Jack? You didn't tell me. 153 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,452 Does he even know who you are? 154 00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:04,189 Have you never heard of a vision board? Jack is all over hers. 155 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:07,125 - Go ahead, do it like we practiced. - Ok. 156 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,302 - Jack, here comes a girl! - Say something. 157 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,370 Hey, guys. 158 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,040 Heeeyyyy, Jaaaaack. 159 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,477 Uh... 160 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:27,345 Uh... 161 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,247 Ha... 162 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,252 Well, at least this time you opened your mouth, Bromigo. 163 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,821 Yeah. Maybe next time words will come out. 164 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:40,391 Ooh, I love the strong silent type! 165 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:52,270 Nice phone, Malloy. You use that to schedule your Mani-pedis? 166 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,173 Hey, I was thinkin'. 167 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,343 Doesn't coach have a rule, if you start a fight you can't be on varsity? 168 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,750 You oughta know, you've tried out three times. 169 00:13:00,775 --> 00:13:02,080 Actually, four times. 170 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,783 Did sophomore year twice, idiot. 171 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,387 Go ahead, ladies first! 172 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,610 Then it'll look like you started it when I show the video to coach. 173 00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:12,490 Or does that even matter? 174 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:16,094 Don't all Malloys get a free ride onto varsity? 175 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,832 Ha, worked better than I expected. Oh, man. 176 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,067 Say goodbye to your dreams, buddy. 177 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:41,252 Seriously?! I've had a milk mustache since lunch?! 178 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,995 You think things with Ellie are tough now? It's only gonna get worse, babe. 179 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,165 I mean, people like us have to make legit tough decisions sometimes. 180 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:58,336 I know, I know. I wish Ellie'd just get it without me having to be all 181 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,306 - super awk obvious. - It's kind of sad, actually. 182 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:04,909 Almost as sad as that ponytail. I mean, what is she, 12? Oh, 183 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:07,412 and daddy's heirloom phone? Why is she so attached to that thing? 184 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,981 - Like, move on already! - Yeah, I mean, 185 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:13,952 it was super sad when her dad left, but, like, life goes on and... 186 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,254 Ooh, is that "paparazzi pucker"? 187 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,991 No, it's called "lip glossip". Try it! 188 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:23,294 Maybe I can just tell her she's being too clingy and she'll, like, 189 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,363 change? I mean, 190 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,066 I don't want to actually hurt her feelings. 191 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:32,136 Ok, ok, fine, give her one more chance, keep her on social life support. 192 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:36,107 But if she's her typical buzzkill self at Claire's party, it might be time 193 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,910 to pull the plug. Beep. 194 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,112 Beep. Beep. 195 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,648 Beeeeep. 196 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:13,478 It's my lucky day. I got a crier and a kid with a bloody nose. 197 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,447 Here. Wipe off the tears, kid. 198 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,617 You took quite a hit, didn't you, hon? You want cry? 199 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,619 We won't tell anybody. 200 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,155 Not crying. Not a girl. 201 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,658 No offense. 202 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,060 None taken. 203 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,964 Oh, that makes it less offensive? 204 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,400 "Not crying". Yeah, 'cause you've got nothing 205 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,669 to cry about! I mean, you're a guy, aren't you? 206 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,238 If someone disses you, you don't have to hide in a bathroom stall. 207 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,308 - Guys have it so easy! - Ok, pull it back, pit bull! 208 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,343 In what universe do guys have it easy? 209 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,713 If some ginosaurus tricked you into a fight, think people'd blame you?! 210 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,516 No, you'd just get all emo then hug it out with your mom in the kitchen 211 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,218 - while you bake banana bread or... - Ok, zip it. 212 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,454 You wanna fight the battle of the sexes? 213 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,490 Why don't you just text, like every other kid does? 214 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,960 No more yakking in my office. 215 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:06,698 - This one's hers, mine is the pink one. - I don't care and I mean it. 216 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:10,134 Keep those Mac'n'cheese holes shut. 217 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,418 Fine, you wanna goof off, 218 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,787 I'm gonna go to the snack bar, get myself some pork rinds. 219 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,423 I love pork rinds. 220 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,162 Why am I on the floor? 221 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:15,266 Did I forget deodorant? I smell like a dude. 222 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:19,270 And why does my thumb taste like athletic tape and dirt? 223 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:25,043 What the what? Wait, who painted my fingernails? 224 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,789 You... you stole my face! 225 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:41,426 You stole my whole body! How'd you get inside? 226 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,428 How'd I get inside? 227 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,464 This is like a nightmare! I feel so grimy! 228 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:49,133 Dude! Slap me, and I'll slap you, 229 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:52,303 and we'll see if we can slap each other -ourselves-back to reality! 230 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,638 Ok. 231 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,408 - Ow! - Oh! 232 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,745 Oh, sorry! Boy hands just hit so hard! 233 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,082 Ew, why am I so sweaty in weird places? 234 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,318 - What is the purpose of underarm hair? - Dude, focustrate! 235 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,855 What exactly were we doing right before this... This thing happened? 236 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,323 Texting. We were texting! 237 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,562 - "I wish I had your life..." - "Take it. Then I'd get yours." 238 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,632 We did this! 239 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,769 No! No! It's just a stupid text! I once texted a wish 240 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,605 that I could power fart myself across the ice and trust me, that didn't happen! 241 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,374 Ok, you're right. I mean, a text can't have that kind of power. 242 00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:33,845 Investing too much emotional energy in an object could make it a totem and give it power 243 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,781 - over you. - But wait! A totem can! 244 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,519 That phone! Is it, like, special to you in some way? 245 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:45,256 I guess. Yeah. I mean... it belonged to somebody special. 246 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,527 I can't believe it. My mom isn't crazy after all. 247 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,164 She took this class on mystical religions, and if you put too much emotional energy 248 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:57,168 into one object, you could turn it into a totem, and then it could have power over you. 249 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,604 Bro, no way, that is nuts! 250 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,672 We just swapped bodies! 251 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,808 You got a better theory, Mr. lady? 252 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:07,545 Ok, we gotta un-text our wish! 253 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:17,421 Maybe it's the second part of the text? We said our lives would be better 254 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:20,458 if we were each other. But we didn't mean it! 255 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,318 Your mom must have a book from that class, 256 00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:24,262 right? So we sneak over to your house and... 257 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:28,399 I can't sneak anywhere! My mom's, like, got her pilot's license in helicopter parenting! 258 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,568 - Ok, ok! 259 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,436 We gotta fake being each other till we can get there! 260 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,839 Speed coaching, one on one, let's do this! 261 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,444 - Ew! Don't get your spit all over it! - Technically it's your spit, 262 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,346 but... oh, who cares? Focus zone! 263 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,850 Oh, just lemme do it! 264 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,453 Ok, fine, whatever, me first. 265 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:52,790 Hockey is my life. I live with my dad and twin brothers. 266 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,927 - You live with all guys?! - We call my dad coach, 267 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:59,964 and we exercise a lot, like, a lot a lot. Ah! 268 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:04,535 Sorry! Ok, me. I live with my mom, she's a yoga instructor 269 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,638 and she schedules, like, her entire life around me. 270 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,741 - I specialize in the ribbon in rhythmic gymnastics. - Is that what it's called? 271 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,411 I've seen you girls jumping around or whatever. 272 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,880 It's called practice! 273 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,249 R.G. Is a totally legit sport! 274 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:22,853 - Ah! Don't yank, twinkle toes! - What now, highlights? 275 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,622 Get out. 276 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,161 I think you might need glasses for your eyeballs, 277 00:20:35,185 --> 00:20:36,834 I'm getting vertigo. I think I'm gonna puke. 278 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:40,972 No puking in my body! Ugh, how do you carry yourself around on these feet? 279 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,578 No! She can't see us together! She likes y... and she can't think I like... 280 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,815 Can't break girl code! Just get away, get away! 281 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:54,418 Heeeeeyyyy, Jaaaaaack. 282 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,924 Oh! Uh... hey there, miss sassy. 283 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,494 Ohh, so you do know my name! 284 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,430 Um, Ellie? What are you doing here? 285 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,033 Uhh. 286 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,037 Mmmmaaa. Suh... suh... 287 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,509 See? Buzzkiller. 288 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,712 I'm gonna make my mom late for Bikram belly dancing. 289 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,749 And as we all know, Bikram is amazeballs. So let's go. 290 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,485 I hope to see you soon, 291 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,954 Mr. Malloy. 292 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,394 What was that?! "Uhh... maaa... suh-suh"? 293 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,430 I just, I'm not used to being a girl, ok? I choked! 294 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:43,301 Where's the "we're gonna have to fake it" guy? I mean, she's my best friend 295 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,971 and we're... going through a thing right now 296 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,307 - and you can't make things worse! - Ok, just don't lose it! 297 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,742 'Cause nothing would make things worse for me than my father 298 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,412 or anyone else seeing my body blubbering like that! 299 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,882 - Sorry if I have real emotions, ok? - Shh! Come on, this way! 300 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,386 Malloy! Guess where I'm headed? 301 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,655 Over to a viewing party with coach, 302 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,625 A.K.A.K... a., 303 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,361 - your daddy. - What is your problem, dude? 304 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,963 Why can't you just leave me, her, 305 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:16,500 him alone? Stop spreading your misery, man! 306 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,737 A firecracker, aren't ya? What's your name, tracksuit? 307 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,039 Uh... Ellie? 308 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,742 Ellie. I'm Porter. Hi. 309 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,545 It's a pleasure. Please tell me you're not with him. 310 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,414 - No way. Not even possible. - You like donuts, Ellie? 311 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:33,684 I got a little buy a dozen get one free coupon for donut diggs. 312 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,822 Maybe I can give you my freebie? Tomorrow A.M.? 313 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,958 Yes! But, uh... 314 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:45,062 Heeeeeeyyyy, pooooorrrrty... 315 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,565 - I'm gonna be sick. - I'd looovvve 316 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:51,702 to go out for a fried pastry. You know, 317 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,872 if you do me a solid and don't show Jack's dad that video thingy. 318 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,541 S'pose it can wait one more day. 319 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,744 Alright then. 320 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,646 10am manana. 321 00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:06,684 "Porty". That's awesome. 322 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:11,155 Ugh! I need a disinfecting bath. 323 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,125 I am not going out with "Porty", and neither is my body! 324 00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:18,095 Hey, if I have to be a girl, I'll at least use it to make things better for the guy-me. 325 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,898 - Alright, but we gotta split up. - Hey, Jackalope! 326 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,800 Let's go. But call me. 327 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:30,608 Man, I don't know how you're gonna make it through tryouts today. 328 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,778 You can't blow this! My whole future depends on hockey! 329 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,647 Yeah, well, rhythmic is everything to me, and my dad is driving out 330 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:39,583 for my meet on Sunday! So, ditto, like, times 100! 331 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,919 I think I can handle flipping some ribbons and doing somersaults. 332 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,022 Seriously? That's what you think we do? Ow! 333 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,758 The rhinestones on this thing are cutting up my face. 334 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,060 Which could use some serious exfoliation, by the way. 335 00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:52,163 I told you, you gotta keep sparkly 336 00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,832 and I gotta keep this... Relic until everything's settled! 337 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:58,803 If my dad called and I answered with this chick voice, we'd be toast! 338 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:03,007 Ok, my brothers Gunner and Stryker are picking me up. 339 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:06,811 Gunner, Stryker and Jack? They run out of cool names at the cool name store? 340 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:09,980 Coach picked their names, my mom picked my... 341 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,450 Just look for a blue truck, ok? 342 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,052 Alright, and you look for a yoga type lady in a red bubble car. 343 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:18,456 Ok. I'll call you after practice when I get the totem book. 344 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,624 - Good luck. - Good luck. 345 00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:34,772 Ellie! What are you doing? That is so dangerous! 346 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,774 Yes, sir! Sorry, sir! 347 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,844 I mean, lady. Ma'am. 348 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:41,612 Mom. 349 00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:48,786 Hey, Jacko! Come on! What are you waiting for, an invitation? 350 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,722 OMG. This is a thing? 351 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,633 'Sup, champ? First day on the new legs? 352 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:07,872 You know I can't resist that little puppy face of yours. 353 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,040 All is forgiven. 354 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,743 This is so weird. 355 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,082 So! How was your day? 356 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:22,086 Uh... totally unreal. 357 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:25,589 Awesome! So, who d'you sit with at lunch? What'd you talk about? 358 00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:29,627 Claire's mom told me all about the party tomorrow night. Is everybody super excited? 359 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:32,334 I would be so super excited. She told me it's a Paris theme. 360 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:33,821 Ooh la la, that sounds amazing! 361 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,901 We should get you a new dress. 362 00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:44,842 So what do you say, shaggy? Chop-chop for the fuh-fuh? 363 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,177 You up for it? Chopping the salad? 364 00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:49,113 Uh... I guess? 365 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:51,715 Seriously? Sweet! 366 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,951 Stryke is going to flip! 367 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,655 Little buddy. 368 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:27,117 What? No way am I putting this thing on. 369 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,354 Over my dead girl body. 370 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:34,124 Five, six, seven, eight, and reaching up into the sky. Chin up. 371 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,961 You gotta keep your chin up in life. And... 372 00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:40,297 Five, six, seven, eight, and kick, two, three, four, 373 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,701 and point, toes, toes, toes, like your life depends on it. 374 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:47,371 And reaching up into the sky, reach, reach, hold your toes 375 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:50,307 as much as you can. It's really hard, it hurts me to watch. 376 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:54,244 And reaching over, and hold that hug, hug, 377 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:57,648 and... huh. 378 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,387 Ellie? 379 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:09,259 What? I got chilly. 380 00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:11,829 Freak just keeps getting freakier. 381 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,098 Right. No, it's not appropriate. 382 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,234 No. Here we go: Five, six, seven, eight, 383 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,970 and reaching up to the sky 384 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:23,974 like "what have I done with my life?" And kick, two, three, four. 385 00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:32,884 Whoa! 386 00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:10,287 Oh, what is that? It smells like someone boiled a cabbage in a sweat sock! 387 00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,992 Yeah, Stryke had the chili at lunch. 388 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:18,028 Dude! Heard you're gonna let me mow the flow! 389 00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:20,330 That deserves a bropile! 390 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:28,472 Alright, alright. 391 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:31,809 Time to trim the fringe. 392 00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:52,396 What? 393 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,300 Hey, it's Jack. Leave a message. Or don't. 394 00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:59,503 I would kill you, Jack Malloy, but I can't live without you. 395 00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:01,839 Hit me back. 396 00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:23,093 I'm sorry, Jack, I just... I can't get yelled at right now. 397 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:26,864 Alright, sport, go grab your bucket and breezers, we'll fire you up 398 00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:29,933 - a protein shake before tryouts. - Right, my... 399 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:33,537 Bucket and... breezer.. Breezers. 400 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,341 Ok. 401 00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:40,978 So, can we talk about the phone again? 402 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:44,882 Oh yeah! You mean about the totem thing? Awesome! Let's break it down. 403 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:47,951 Oh, Ellie! I'm so glad we're on the same wavelength about this! 404 00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:51,555 So let's say this totem had some kind of power over you. 405 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:54,525 What would you need to do to, like, un-power it? 406 00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:57,494 Funny you should ask! 'Cause I did exactly that! 407 00:29:57,496 --> 00:30:00,397 I deactivated your flip phone and got you a new one! 408 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:03,934 - Deactivated?! -Well, the switch won't be official until Sunday. 409 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:07,538 - Sunday?! -It seemed like perfect timing, 410 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:10,007 because we're on the cusp of a harvest moon... -Harvest moon? 411 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:14,011 - And that's when the old data plan expires. -Expires?! 412 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:17,848 Sweetheart, your aura seems to have an echo. 413 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:39,536 Nooooooo!!! 414 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,907 My hair! 415 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:49,346 - Bro! - Babe? Now your aura is yelling. 416 00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:56,920 Whoa. 417 00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:59,056 The bros finally got ya, huh? 418 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,925 Now c'mon, suit up! Your dad wants you on the ice, man. 419 00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:05,162 My dad? Oh, right. 420 00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:07,297 Let's go, ladies! 421 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:11,034 "You either hack it, or you pack it!" The great Santini. 422 00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:16,406 That's Jack's dad? Poor Jack. 423 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,942 Poor me. 424 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:23,547 Dude. Sorry. I think I took your mouth guard. 425 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:27,451 What? I got germs or something? 426 00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:36,393 It's not my mouth, it's not my mouth, it's not my mouth... 427 00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:50,240 We're stopping? But there's this book I really need to read! 428 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:54,611 I told you last night, honey. Dr. Baker. For your team physical. 429 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:57,147 Say what now, lady? 430 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,650 Ok! Drills today, rest day tomorrow, 431 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:03,587 and then scrimmage against varsity for the final tryouts on Sunday. 432 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,089 Show me what you got! 433 00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,717 Ah!! 434 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,297 Ow!! 435 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:50,067 Hockey sticks, that's a slam shot to the puck! 436 00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:52,469 Ah!!! 437 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,071 Oh, letter b. 438 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,412 Oh my gosh, dude, that is so cold. 439 00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:06,516 Ok, Ellie, you can take the mask off now. 440 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:14,725 I just don't like looking at needles or other things 441 00:33:14,727 --> 00:33:17,260 that aren't technically my right to look at. 442 00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:20,097 Ooh! Sorry. 443 00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:27,104 You seem a little off. 444 00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:30,207 Your mom told me about what's been going on. 445 00:33:30,743 --> 00:33:34,378 I know dad leaving was rough. Losing a parent 446 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,546 is so hard. 447 00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:41,752 Who exactly was I looking at on that ice in there? 448 00:33:41,754 --> 00:33:44,721 Uh, just little old me, sir. 449 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:47,457 Jack Malloy... sir. 450 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:50,527 It's my own fault. "Expecting is my greatest crime 451 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,397 and disappointment is always my punishment." Author unknown. 452 00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:55,799 - But not unwise. - Look, sir, 453 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:58,735 I know I totally blew it today, but I'm really hoping 454 00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:01,705 I'm gonna be back to myself soon. Like, really soon. 455 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:04,808 I'm wondering if I should even tell you this or not, 456 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:07,110 but I can't tell if putting more pressure on you is good or bad. 457 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:09,546 Well, like, 99% of child psychologists would say "bad". 458 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,549 We're dedicating a bleacher seat to your mother's memory on Sunday, 459 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,684 since it's the one year anniversary of... 460 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,054 I would just rather avoid the irony of her son 461 00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:19,376 blowing his chance for varsity on the same day. You got me? 462 00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:25,695 You cut your hair. 463 00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:28,098 She always liked it long. 464 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:35,172 But good choice. Good choice. 465 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,741 It's better for us if we just keep moving forward. 466 00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:56,827 I put the rejuvenating oils and the relaxing salts in the bath. 467 00:34:56,829 --> 00:35:00,430 I also added some lavender bubble bath and some rose petals for tranquillity. 468 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:04,434 Lucky girl, you're gonna smell like a bouquet of roses! I am so jelly! 469 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:07,104 No way this dude's doin' bubbles. 470 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:19,816 Yo, Jacko! Your phone kept ringing so I answered it! 471 00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:22,319 It's a giiiiiiirl. 472 00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:32,496 - Hello? -Kinda afraid to ask, but... hockey tryouts? 473 00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:34,865 - Kinda afraid to answer. - Aw, man. 474 00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:36,900 I don't wanna ask about rhythmic practice, 475 00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,302 I'm not supposed to cry in your body, remember? 476 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,139 Ok, we just need to focus on solutions here, so listen: 477 00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:44,674 "The ancients believed that bestowing emotional power 478 00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,843 onto an object made it a totem, with the ability 479 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:49,312 - to cast spells or Grant wishes." -Yeah, we get that. 480 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:50,575 Get to the deciphering part. 481 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,916 - You know, your mom's right. You are controlling. 482 00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,748 You've already had a girl talk with my mom about me? 483 00:35:54,772 --> 00:35:55,852 Oh, not just with your mom, 484 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:58,688 but with Dr. Baker, too. Thanks for the heads-up on that, by the way. 485 00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:01,291 Oh my gosh, my physical! I completely forgot! 486 00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:03,760 Don't worry. My mother taught me to be a gentleman. 487 00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:10,367 I'm so sorry about your mom, Jack. 488 00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:12,836 They're having a dedication for her on Sunday. 489 00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:15,739 Oh. Cool. 490 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:19,342 And I'm sorry, too. 491 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:21,511 About everything with your dad... 492 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:25,348 - Leaving. - Thanks. 493 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,955 - Ok, awkward silence acknowledged. - And we're moving on. 494 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:35,792 "They believed the spell was binding unless a task or quest 495 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:38,828 was undertaken to reverse it. Often the quest is inherent 496 00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,864 in the original wish." 497 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,933 So it is about our text wish, 498 00:36:42,935 --> 00:36:45,435 but I still don't know what the heck the quest would be. 499 00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:48,972 - I think our quest's to make our lives less messed up. -What? 500 00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:51,408 To make them better, I mean. Because that's what we texted. 501 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:54,945 That can't be it. I didn't wanna make your life better, I wanted mine to not reek! 502 00:36:54,947 --> 00:36:58,615 Exactly! We wanted each others' lives to make our own lives better, 503 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:01,685 but I think the totems knew that we'd have to help each other to do that. 504 00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:05,288 Dude. I am just not down with totem logic. 505 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:09,359 Oh! I didn't realize you were on the phone. I'll just put your calming tea 506 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:11,528 right here. 507 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:15,732 I'm pretty sure that this is it, so just tell me what I need to do to help you 508 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,301 before the technology god shuts down my totem and we're stuck forever. 509 00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:21,771 Ok, if we really need to De-stink each others' lives, then first thing 510 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,274 I'm doing tomorrow is trying to get the phone contract extended. 511 00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:27,410 And the first thing you're doing is getting Porter to delete that video. 512 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:30,380 Wait, but Porter's expecting my body, not yours! 513 00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:33,483 - What if he freaks out? -Well, then, run. My body's way faster than his. 514 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:36,686 Huh. Never thought I'd go on my first date with hairy legs. 515 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,925 - Why aren't you doing your pre-bed core? - Exercise now? 516 00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:45,829 - I'm just gonna finish up this phone call. -Oh yeah. 517 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:49,899 Uh, sir? It's super important that I communiqué right now. 518 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:53,336 No distractions. You'll get this back after tryouts on Sunday. 519 00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:57,007 - Sunday?! - Sunday. 520 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,444 Ok, what's the worst thing that could happen? 521 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:05,315 He confiscated the totem and I have to start shopping for a prom dress? 522 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:12,789 - Ah! Earthquake! Fire! What? 523 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,759 Whoo! 5am, Jacky boy, let's go! 524 00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:17,827 Let's get the undead ready for the day! 525 00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:21,031 Let's go, early birds! Time to yank some worms! 526 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:29,039 Ugh. Yeah, still a boy. 527 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,095 - Hit all of them. - Ok. 528 00:38:53,065 --> 00:38:55,832 Hope you're having fun, Jack. 529 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:16,853 Bro, no pressure, no diamonds! 530 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:19,622 Come on, man, I'm not going without you. 531 00:39:19,624 --> 00:39:22,559 C'mon, Jacko, if you don't finish, we don't. 532 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:25,628 You can do this, ok? What did mom always say? 533 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:28,131 "A bro is the best friend you're ever gonna have", 534 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:30,700 right? So come on! 535 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:33,837 Alright, let's see what this body can do. 536 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:39,109 Woo! 537 00:39:39,111 --> 00:39:41,778 This testosterone stuff is ridonkulous! 538 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:52,622 Good warm-up. Three-miler back home for lower body. 539 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:55,792 Dead lifts, landmine reverse lunges, sled pushes. 540 00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:59,062 "Legs feed the wolf." Herb Brooks. 541 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,931 - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir! 542 00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:05,068 Wait. Warm-up? 543 00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,646 Still a girl. 544 00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:30,860 Ellie, I don't even wanna think about why you're hanging out with Jack Malloy. 545 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:34,564 Please tell me it's not because of a backstabby conscience? 546 00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:36,800 Uh... 547 00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:40,003 Aspen has her theories, but I say 548 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,505 you were just trying to be my wingwoman, right? 549 00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:46,042 Not swooping down on my fresh boykill like a lady vulture? 550 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,178 Oh, 551 00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:51,214 wait a minute. Look at you. 552 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:53,450 What was I even thinking? 553 00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:56,085 Aspen must have just heard wrong. Phew! 554 00:40:56,087 --> 00:41:00,123 Well, next time people are eavesdropping, could you please try to speak more clearly? 555 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:03,226 Oh, one last thing. 556 00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:06,763 And I'm totes saying this for your own sake, El. 557 00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:10,533 At Claire's tonight, could you just try to act like... 558 00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:12,602 Just... 559 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:16,039 Don't be so... Ellie, ok? 560 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:22,912 Don't be so Ellie. Ok, that one I can promise. 561 00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:28,518 Whoa. I know that smell. 562 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,590 Hey. Ready for banana bread? 563 00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:37,660 You make banana bread, too? "Two slices of banana bread with a hug in the middle 564 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:41,498 - makes a love sandwich." -Aw, sweetie, that is such a cute saying. 565 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:45,602 Well, the bread's in the kitchen, but here's the hug! 566 00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:47,170 Aw... 567 00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:52,909 Uh, I gotta go do some stuff. 568 00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:55,578 You are tense, babe. 569 00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:59,649 Listen... I know that you're counting on your dad to be at tomorrow's meet, 570 00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:01,885 but I don't want you to be disappointed if he and... 571 00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:05,655 Felicia can't make it. Hm? 572 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,224 Oh, and I have a surprise! 573 00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:12,295 Mommy-daughter spa day! 574 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:15,298 - Yay... - Can't wait. 575 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:20,270 Hey, guys, I think I'm gonna skip the workout today. 576 00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:22,772 I'm meeting someone for donuts. 577 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:25,141 - You're messing with us, right? - Your final tryout 578 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:27,744 - is in tomorrow's scrimmage! -Trust me, this donut is gonna help that cause 579 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:30,713 way more than a few dead body lifts. 580 00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:35,084 Bro! 581 00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:37,787 - What are you doing?! - That's mom's closet! 582 00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:40,790 I totally knew that! I wasn't trying to go out this door 583 00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,892 as if it was a real door. 584 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:46,829 It's obviously right there. 585 00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:49,799 I was just checking to make sure everything is still here. 586 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:10,286 Soon as you made varsity, she'd 'a had a shirt made for you, too, bro. 587 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:21,164 Ooh, "queen for a day"! 588 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:24,067 Or "sweet baby girl deluxe"? 589 00:43:24,069 --> 00:43:27,103 Uh, you choose. They both sound equally terrifying. 590 00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,104 Hm? 591 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:31,841 Uh, terrifying... Ly awesome! 592 00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:36,079 Mom? Do I got a sec to run an errand across the street? 593 00:43:36,081 --> 00:43:40,316 Oh, there'll be time after. Queen for a day is actually only half a day long! 594 00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:42,952 We'll be queens for the day. 595 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:02,739 Malloy? I had me a date with tracksuit, not with you! 596 00:44:02,741 --> 00:44:04,107 Totally showing coach the video! 597 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,708 Wait, wait! I mean... 598 00:44:05,710 --> 00:44:08,411 Can we just talk things out? Man to... 599 00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:11,648 Me? Just let me try to make things better. 600 00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:14,751 How? You gonna drop out so I get the last varsity spot? 601 00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:17,754 Well, I'm open to hearing your feelings on the subject. 602 00:44:17,756 --> 00:44:21,190 You rode all the way here on your funky scooter, 603 00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:23,092 you might as well get your donuts, right? 604 00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:28,031 Well, ok. But I'm not giving you my freebie. 605 00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:30,967 That's right, ladies first, Malloy. 606 00:44:32,871 --> 00:44:36,973 Ah! Ha, ha, ha! Wait! No, no, 607 00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,909 stop! Lady, stop it! Stop it! Ok. 608 00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:42,945 Ok, I'm good. Ah!! 609 00:44:42,947 --> 00:44:46,082 Mercy! Mercy! 610 00:44:46,818 --> 00:44:48,951 Whoaaaa... 611 00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:51,220 So this is relaxation. 612 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:56,993 Ooh, that tingles. Is this another treatment? 613 00:44:56,995 --> 00:45:00,730 Honey, you act like you've never had your legs waxed before. 614 00:45:00,732 --> 00:45:03,733 Huh? 615 00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,739 This has been going on for four years now. 616 00:45:09,741 --> 00:45:11,741 First your stupid brothers, and now you wanna take my spot? 617 00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:16,179 It's like the Hatfields and Mccoys except I'm not a Hatfield 618 00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:19,248 and it's Malloy, not McCoy. But otherwise, 619 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:21,984 - exactly the same. - Porter, question: 620 00:45:21,986 --> 00:45:24,420 Do you really like hockey? 621 00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:27,023 Do you really love to play, or do you just wanna be able 622 00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:30,793 - to say you made the team? - What's the difference? -Ok, 623 00:45:30,795 --> 00:45:34,931 you could show the video to coach and maybe get a spot on varsity, but... 624 00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:36,531 How's that gonna change your life? 625 00:45:36,556 --> 00:45:38,768 You gotta find out what makes your heart happy, 626 00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:42,772 and stop trying to be something or someone that you're not. 627 00:45:42,774 --> 00:45:45,508 - But hockey's the only thing I'm good at. - Well, you have been trying 628 00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:48,377 to make the team for four years, so... 629 00:45:48,379 --> 00:45:53,282 Oh. Right. Well, that stinks. 630 00:45:53,284 --> 00:45:55,918 Guess I'm not good at anything, then. 631 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,454 My whole life is a lie! 632 00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:00,757 Who even am I? 633 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:12,368 That's a pretty cool contraption. I want you to check something out. 634 00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:22,178 Ok. I'll check out this stem club thingy, 635 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:25,214 but if I don't like it, I'm taking you down, Malloy, 636 00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:29,185 down town, to video town. 637 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:31,220 Do you get it? 638 00:46:31,222 --> 00:46:35,324 - 'Cause of the video I took. - Yep, I got it. Fair enough. 639 00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:47,336 Mack! I totally forgot that you're a science rock star! 640 00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:50,439 That's so awesome. - You know me? 641 00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:54,243 - What? Oh! Right. - You're Jack Malloy, aren't you? 642 00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:58,314 Yes! Yes, I'm Jack Malloy. 643 00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,983 All boy ever since I was born. 644 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:30,279 Not to be rude, mister, but I'm kinda in a rush. 645 00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:33,149 How can we can extend this contract, like, right now? 646 00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:36,252 - Ugh! 647 00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:39,255 Oh, don't worry, that's just algae. 648 00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:42,491 See? 649 00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:45,561 Alright, well, I'm sorry, I can't extend the plan. 650 00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:49,932 It wasn't your mom who canceled it; It was your dad. Here, look. 651 00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:57,273 They can't even extend the service for, like, a day?! 652 00:47:57,275 --> 00:47:59,542 Why did my mom have to cancel it?! 653 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:04,046 No, it wasn't, uh, look, it's complicated, 654 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:06,549 I'll explain later. You gotta gimme something else to do 655 00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:10,086 to make your life better. Besides getting body hair ripped out by the roots. 656 00:48:10,088 --> 00:48:13,155 - Dude, I can't believe I thought you had it easier. -Hello! I told you! 657 00:48:13,157 --> 00:48:17,593 Look, I really need you to go to Claire's party tonight and fix stuff with sassy. 658 00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:20,529 She's my best friend and I cannot lose her right now. 659 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:23,232 - I need you to be a guy tonight. - What you talking 'bout? 660 00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:27,370 Jack Malloy's cool and popular. So just be you being me, 661 00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:30,339 and Sassy'll know that I can fit in, that I'm not a... 662 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:34,443 - Buzzkiller of uncoolness. - Is that what she thinks? 663 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:36,479 Why do you wanna be friends with this chick anyway?! 664 00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:40,016 You asked me what would make my life better, so don't be judge-y. 665 00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:42,084 A girl needs her BFF. 666 00:48:43,988 --> 00:48:46,322 Whoa! Gotta go! 667 00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:53,462 - Thanks, mack. -No problem. - I had a lot of fun 668 00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:56,065 hanging out with you today. I honestly don't know 669 00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,267 why we didn't do this before. 670 00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:17,420 I want it to be ash blond, not ashy blond. 671 00:49:17,422 --> 00:49:22,224 - I need to look ultra-cool tonight. Like, ah-may-zing. -Yes, I understand. 672 00:49:22,226 --> 00:49:26,028 No way, are you French?! I'm going to a Paris-themed 673 00:49:26,030 --> 00:49:29,131 - party tonight! -I'm sure it will be very authentic. 674 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:33,536 Oh, mais oui! It's gonna be très chic! Well, 675 00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:37,206 except for my Bestie's tragic ex-BFF. This girl 676 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:40,509 would wear gym shorts on the red carpet. She hasn't moved on since 5th grade's 677 00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:45,181 "moving on"! Ellie Dommage! -I'll get your color. I'll be right back. 678 00:49:54,726 --> 00:49:58,227 - I am right back! - Oh! That was quick. 679 00:49:58,229 --> 00:50:01,397 So, zis Ellie of tragedy... 680 00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:04,300 She has been ex-bff'ed, you say? 681 00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:07,036 Well, if she doesn't step up her game by tonight, she will be. 682 00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:09,538 Which, b-t-dubs, is totally fine with me, 683 00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:12,441 'cause I am from New York and we don't do 684 00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,778 third wheelationships. You know what I mean, big city sista? 685 00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:18,514 Holla! Ew! 686 00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:26,188 This is very relaxing. 687 00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:31,260 - Hey, honey! Where did you go? - Mom, after the spa, 688 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:33,262 can I get, like, a makeover and some new clothes? 689 00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:36,399 I need to look ah-may-zing tonight for Claire's party. 690 00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:40,770 Are you kidding me? You want something new? Let's do it, babe! 691 00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:44,774 Cool. 692 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:49,045 Must be another leg waxer. 693 00:50:54,318 --> 00:50:56,752 There's the mystery man! 694 00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:59,288 I was worried about you, bromegranate juice. 695 00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:03,092 You always Nancy out before a big game, but dude, I've never seen you like this before. 696 00:51:03,094 --> 00:51:07,129 "Nancy out"? Oh, like nervous Nancy? So I stress out a lot? 697 00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:09,432 Does a Zamboni have 4-wheel drive? 698 00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:12,768 Yeah, so I should help him 699 00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:15,371 myself relieve the stress. 700 00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:17,359 Maybe relax and goof around for a little while? 701 00:51:17,384 --> 00:51:18,641 Don't bother convincing us 702 00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:22,311 you need to go to Owen's game night. Coach'll have you hitting hay by sunset. 703 00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:25,548 - Game night? It's perfect! - Malloy! 704 00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:31,353 It's alright, guys. I got this. I think. 705 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:43,099 You were right. 706 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:47,103 I found the answer to my heart's question: I'm an engineer! 707 00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:50,539 Not like on a train. Like designing stuff. 708 00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:53,342 Oh, that's awesome! 709 00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:56,212 Is your scooter running on soda? 710 00:51:56,214 --> 00:51:59,281 Pretty sick, huh? Hey, 711 00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:03,886 I owe you big time. Seriously. Call me for whatever. 712 00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:09,859 It's gone, just like my confusion over life choices. 713 00:52:09,861 --> 00:52:12,128 You did that for me, Malloy. 714 00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:16,398 You did. 715 00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:27,376 Did Porter Gibbs just give you a double back tap bro hug? 716 00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:32,448 - Yes, he did. -Life's sure getting better for you, huh, Jacko? 717 00:52:33,885 --> 00:52:36,252 Yes, it is. 718 00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:23,025 Man, chicks know how to throw it down. 719 00:54:26,631 --> 00:54:29,698 - Hey, Portster. 720 00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:39,608 Ha! Science. 721 00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:57,760 - Thanks, Porter. - It's the least I can do 722 00:54:57,762 --> 00:55:00,596 for the dude that helped align me with my infinite self. 723 00:55:00,598 --> 00:55:02,931 Now go, shoot up some zombies 724 00:55:02,933 --> 00:55:05,701 with your... friends. 725 00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:10,806 I got some friends too I gotta go, you know. 726 00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:14,376 I have this one friend, he's at the grocery store. We're pretty tight. 727 00:55:14,378 --> 00:55:18,914 He works there, but it's just... It's still cool, he's cool with it. 728 00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:22,084 I got that going on tonight, 729 00:55:22,086 --> 00:55:26,088 - so I'm pretty busy, but... - Ok, ok. I get it. 730 00:55:29,093 --> 00:55:33,362 - Follow me, follow me. 731 00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:37,366 Ok, it's probably gonna be weird for you at first. 732 00:55:37,368 --> 00:55:38,763 Definitely gonna be weird for me. 733 00:55:38,788 --> 00:55:41,103 The politics of introducing someone into a friend group 734 00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:44,473 are extremely complicated, so let me try. 735 00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:47,509 Jackpack, you made it! Oh, is Porter with you? 736 00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:50,813 - Yes, but let me explain. - Cool. Pizza? 737 00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:53,382 Yeah, don't mind if I do. 738 00:56:04,962 --> 00:56:08,530 Wow! You look amazeadorable! 739 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:10,632 Ellie? Is that you? 740 00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:13,902 What's with the extreme makeover? 741 00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:16,605 I... uh... 742 00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:20,376 Muh... muh... uh... 743 00:56:21,112 --> 00:56:22,611 Um... 744 00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:25,114 See, sass, I told you it wasn't a rumor. 745 00:56:25,116 --> 00:56:28,884 It was a trumor! You don't think she un-ponytailed herself for us, do you? 746 00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:32,521 - No, it was for him. - Ellie? 747 00:56:32,523 --> 00:56:35,557 Deny it if it's not true! 748 00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,159 You know how much he means to me! 749 00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:40,462 Ever since, like, yesterday, he's been my number one choice 750 00:56:40,464 --> 00:56:42,798 for sophomore boyfriend! How could you?! -Wait! 751 00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:47,669 Ok, let's let 'em talk. By the way, nice hat. 752 00:56:47,671 --> 00:56:50,005 - Not cliché at all. - Oh, Merci! 753 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:53,108 - So, are you gonna admit it? - I don't even get it! 754 00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:56,879 Trumors, rumors... Can we just, like... 755 00:56:56,881 --> 00:56:59,081 Can we just be cool? 756 00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:02,885 So you want things to go back to the way they were before? 757 00:57:02,887 --> 00:57:07,656 Like, pinball in my garage, sleepovers on Saturdays, and watching old VHS tapes? 758 00:57:07,658 --> 00:57:12,728 - Yes! That! We good? -El, I'm just not into that stuff anymore. 759 00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:15,864 We're sophomores now. You know, Aspen's right. 760 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:18,901 You're just not the kind of friend 761 00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:21,103 that's bestie for me anymore. 762 00:57:31,449 --> 00:57:33,715 Hey, El. Let's go dance. 763 00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:12,621 - Yeah, take that! 764 00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:15,190 Pass me another slice, dung brains? 765 00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:22,598 Dudealude. You're eating carbs. 766 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,001 And grease. I haven't seen you like this in... 767 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,103 Well, I've never seen you like this. 768 00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:31,807 Isn't that just wrong? Look, discipline is great, 769 00:58:31,809 --> 00:58:35,043 but sometimes a kid's gotta have some pizza and chips, know what I mean? So tonight 770 00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:37,513 I'll be doing no kettlebells, no deadlifts, 771 00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:40,148 and the only burpees I'm gonna be doing are these. 772 00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:43,685 - Nice. 773 00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,654 Alright, man. 774 00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:48,857 Gimme this. 775 00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:54,796 Hey look, a perfume bar! 776 00:58:54,798 --> 00:58:59,034 Awesome! Like, seriously? You get to make your own smell? 777 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,970 Man, this would totally cover the fart wars at my house. 778 00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:04,640 You have fart wars at your house? 779 00:59:04,642 --> 00:59:07,743 Yeah, you know, 780 00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:11,113 - me and my mom, fart-warring it up. - I love it. 781 00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:16,018 I saw you were having some trouble talking to sassy back there, huh? 782 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:19,988 Yeah. Not that I get half of what they're saying. I mean, "Trumors", "girl code"... 783 00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:22,257 Yeah, that. Well, Aspen started this rumor 784 00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:24,760 that you're trying to steal Jack Malloy away from sassy. 785 00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:27,596 Seriously? That's what they've been babbling about? 786 00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:30,232 Well, guess what? He's not hers to steal! 787 00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:33,569 Oh, good! I mean, I didn't think so. 788 00:59:33,571 --> 00:59:37,139 Ok, you know what? I made a promise to... to me, 789 00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:41,043 that I would make things better with sassy. But what if "better" means without sassy? 790 00:59:41,045 --> 00:59:43,912 I mean, there's more than one BFF in the sea, right? 791 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:50,619 So I don't hang out and play video games, I don't eat pizza. 792 00:59:50,621 --> 00:59:53,855 What else don't I do? You know, from your perspective as a friend. 793 00:59:53,857 --> 00:59:58,327 Huh. Well, aside from standing up to the coach, which, let's face it, 794 00:59:58,329 --> 01:00:02,064 is not gonna happen, I guess the biggest thing would be... 795 01:00:02,066 --> 01:00:05,267 - Well, you know. - Yeah, 796 01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:08,904 of course I know. I don't... 797 01:00:08,906 --> 01:00:12,841 - I always... I... - You got no game. 798 01:00:12,843 --> 01:00:17,679 I got no game! Wait. What? I'm this cool of a kid and I have trouble talking to girls? 799 01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:21,316 Do all of you guys know I have trouble talking to girls? 800 01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:24,219 - Yeah, bro. -Even I have better game than you. 801 01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:26,221 And I got chronic halitosis. 802 01:00:26,223 --> 01:00:28,757 Well, let's talk about this. 803 01:00:28,759 --> 01:00:31,793 - What can I do to beat it? -I think I know how. -Really?? 804 01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,795 Well, spill, girl! I mean, 805 01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:36,798 spill about girls, mister. 806 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,301 Alright, well, 807 01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:42,871 the only people you ever have around you are... 808 01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:47,376 Guys. Maybe you need to have, like, a girl who's a friend, 809 01:00:47,378 --> 01:00:52,948 before you ever have a girl... Friend. Maybe. 810 01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:57,119 Bro, are your two initials y and y? 811 01:00:57,121 --> 01:01:00,856 Because you are too wise, too wise, my friend. 812 01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:05,160 - Blowing my mind. - I like this guy. 813 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:07,963 This is so boring. 814 01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:14,703 "Joie De vivre" at a party with no boys? 815 01:01:14,705 --> 01:01:17,039 Please. I'd get some "Joie" 816 01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:19,408 if we could "leave" this horror show. 817 01:01:19,410 --> 01:01:21,443 Quick, follow me. 818 01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:25,747 Ooh! Ooh! 819 01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:32,387 - Oh, that's a good one. 820 01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:36,792 I love it! 821 01:01:36,794 --> 01:01:39,227 Look at that. 822 01:01:41,098 --> 01:01:44,166 Oh, my god! Genius. 823 01:01:44,168 --> 01:01:47,235 Hey, sassy, Aspen! 824 01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:50,138 Take that down! You're ruining everything! 825 01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:53,942 Hey, what are you two doing? You know you're being totally uncool. 826 01:01:53,944 --> 01:01:56,878 Yeah, well, you would know "totally uncool", El, that's your specialty. 827 01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,716 - Oh, come on, Ellie, take a joke. It's funny. 828 01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:05,454 Ok. You know who wouldn't think it's funny? Jack Malloy. 829 01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:11,093 That's right. He and I are tight. Like, so-tight-I-know-his-thoughts, tight! 830 01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:13,195 Like tighty-whitey tight! 831 01:02:14,198 --> 01:02:18,233 - Ok, maybe not that. That's weird. - Yeah. 832 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:21,837 Wait. It's one thing for you to be going after him, 833 01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:25,207 but you're saying he's into you, too? This I gotta see. 834 01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:27,876 I think it's time for a little excursion. 835 01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:35,984 There's no way she's a 7, she's a 5 at most. But that new girl, Aspen? She's a 9 836 01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:39,121 - verging on a 10. -Come on, it's so not cool to reduce girls to numbers. 837 01:02:39,123 --> 01:02:41,523 What about sassy Gayles? She's a total smoke show now! 838 01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:45,227 Nah, she wears way too much makeup. And she's kind of a fake. 839 01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:48,363 We grew up on the same street and she won't even talk to me anymore. 840 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,966 But what do you think about her friend? The one with the ponytail? 841 01:02:50,968 --> 01:02:53,335 Tracksuit! Now we're talking. 842 01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:56,404 Ellie, I think her name is. 843 01:02:56,406 --> 01:03:00,375 I don't know, guys, there's something about her. She's real, ya know? 844 01:03:00,377 --> 01:03:03,145 Plus she's so hot. 845 01:03:14,525 --> 01:03:18,460 Dude, you been holding out on us? 846 01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:22,063 No. Yes. I don't know. 847 01:03:27,171 --> 01:03:29,271 Whoa! I'm like... kinda pretty. 848 01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:32,307 Oh right, my hair. 849 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:36,378 Uh... looks awesome in the wind! 850 01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:42,117 - What the heck is going on? - Kiss me. 851 01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:45,987 - What?! - Shh! Oh, Jackie, you flirt! 852 01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:49,157 Of course I'll walk to the bridge with you so we can be alone! 853 01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:56,565 - Oh my gosh! - What are they doing? 854 01:03:57,968 --> 01:04:00,135 What is going on with these two? 855 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:05,941 Ok, don't freak, but I kinda made everybody think that you liked me. 856 01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:08,310 - Well, that I liked you. - What?! Why?! 857 01:04:08,312 --> 01:04:11,413 - 'Cause you told me to make you cool and popular! -Yeah, but only 858 01:04:11,415 --> 01:04:14,850 so I could get sassy back! Don't you get it? This is major girl code violation! 859 01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:18,587 Girl code is just like bro code? But bros have your back! 860 01:04:18,589 --> 01:04:21,523 - This girl is stabbing you in the back! - Ugh, you're such a guy! 861 01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:25,861 Look, if we don't lock lips, everyone's gonna think you're a liar. 862 01:04:25,863 --> 01:04:28,630 And if we do, I'm a traitor. Great! You had one job, 863 01:04:28,632 --> 01:04:31,299 to get my BFF back, and you screwed it up! 864 01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:32,118 This is hopeless! 865 01:04:32,143 --> 01:04:34,569 The last day of hockey tryouts are tomorrow and we're not gonna switch back! 866 01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:38,006 - My life is over! -Aagh! I can't even look at my face right now! 867 01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:41,309 Yeah? Well, I. Make. Me. Sick! 868 01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,949 - Wait! El, you're leaving? - Yeah. 869 01:04:47,951 --> 01:04:51,987 She's gotta get home before midnight, otherwise her dress is gonna turn back into a leotard! 870 01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:57,158 Ok, normally I wouldn't call a girl out, but you know what? Come at me, gymnasty! 871 01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,095 Uh-oh, girl fight! My money's on you, tracksuit. 872 01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:02,631 - Thanks, Porty. - Oh, Jack, don't do it. 873 01:05:02,633 --> 01:05:06,568 - You deal with her, she's your ex-BFF, not mine! -Ellie, 874 01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:10,305 don't be such a guy about this, ok? 875 01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:12,374 You wanna be friends again like you asked before? 876 01:05:12,376 --> 01:05:16,311 'K, we're friends. Good? 877 01:05:16,313 --> 01:05:19,648 Are you kidding? You don't know anything 878 01:05:19,650 --> 01:05:23,585 about friendship, sassy. All it took was for someone shinier to come to town 879 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,621 and you dropped El... me like yesterday's garbage. 880 01:05:29,626 --> 01:05:33,528 You know, I guess I should thank Aspen. 881 01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:36,164 It's because of her that you showed your true colors. 882 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:39,467 And speaking of true colors... 883 01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:43,204 - No! 884 01:05:43,206 --> 01:05:45,607 "Freak just keeps getting freakier!" 885 01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:53,415 - No, he's ruining everything! - Ellie, are you ok? 886 01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:56,718 I've never seen you do something like that before. 887 01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:04,225 Jack! 888 01:06:04,227 --> 01:06:07,195 Jack Malloy! Where are you? 889 01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:13,201 "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom!" 890 01:06:13,203 --> 01:06:16,371 - Thomas Jefferson. - Seriously? 891 01:06:21,411 --> 01:06:24,980 - Don't do it. 892 01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:29,217 Don't you do it. 893 01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:39,694 What are you... No, no, no. 894 01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:42,530 Boys don't cry! 895 01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:46,167 It's allergies. Sand in my eyes, coach. 896 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:49,004 They don't cry. 897 01:06:59,149 --> 01:07:01,716 You need to take a long look in the mirror 898 01:07:01,718 --> 01:07:04,352 and think hard about how you're gonna redeem yourself tomorrow. 899 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:11,493 Oh, you took stuff out of her closet. 900 01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:17,232 That's all. Good night. 901 01:07:24,474 --> 01:07:26,608 Oh hey, El-bell, how was the party? 902 01:07:26,610 --> 01:07:29,744 Ok. 903 01:07:48,331 --> 01:07:52,133 Seriously, Ellie, why sassy? 904 01:08:09,119 --> 01:08:11,753 Come on, let's go. 905 01:08:38,815 --> 01:08:42,484 Ah, she can't lose them both. 906 01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:48,490 I'm such a doofus. 907 01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:50,825 "Jack's goals. 908 01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:53,461 Number one, make varsity. 909 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:56,831 Number two, play for Boston college. 910 01:08:56,833 --> 01:09:00,168 Number three, get drafted by the NHL. 911 01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:04,172 Number four, thank my mom when I win the Stanley cup. 912 01:09:04,174 --> 01:09:07,609 Signed Jack Malloy. 913 01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:09,911 Witnessed by Linda Malloy". 914 01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:45,713 So, one more time. You made your phones 915 01:09:45,715 --> 01:09:47,715 into magic wands 916 01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:50,585 and shazamed your souls into each others' bodies? 917 01:09:51,188 --> 01:09:53,588 Do I gotta burp "the pledge of allegiance" again to prove it? 918 01:09:53,757 --> 01:09:55,890 I pledge allegiance. 919 01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,727 Ok, ok, I'm convinced. And you're sure this is the way to get back? 920 01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:03,298 It's the last way we can think of to make each others' lives better. 921 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,667 Do you really think we can get our bodies to cooperate? 922 01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:07,835 It's in our muscles, believe me. 923 01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:10,438 When I ran this morning I was able to tap into your body's power. 924 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:13,975 - You can do the same with mine. - I don't know. -Here, watch. 925 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:17,579 Ok then. 926 01:10:17,581 --> 01:10:23,218 All I've gotta do is teach you the gymnastics routine, and you teach me the hockey rules! 927 01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:25,286 Let's go. 928 01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:25,747 Yep! I'm here. I got up early and didn't come from anywhere else! 929 01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:28,750 Dude! You are nails, Jacko! 930 01:11:37,994 --> 01:11:41,529 - Oh good, you're up! - I'm up! 931 01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:45,767 - I'm definitely up! -Great! Your spirulina smoothie is almost ready. 932 01:11:45,769 --> 01:11:48,036 I'll add a little ginseng. 933 01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:10,491 Uh, have I mentioned how bizarre all this is? 934 01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:14,462 Dude, I'm rockin' a leotard and body glitter. You don't have to tell me. 935 01:12:14,464 --> 01:12:16,764 Is Ellie's dad here? 936 01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:20,501 No-show. 937 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,870 Poor Ellie. 938 01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:26,774 You know, if you wanna sneak over to the rink for your mom's ceremony. 939 01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:30,078 - It's ok. I don't need to. - You sure? There's enough time. 940 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:33,047 I don't want to, ok? I'm sorry, 941 01:12:33,049 --> 01:12:37,585 I'm just... I just really need to focus. If we don't fulfill this quest by noon, 942 01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:40,067 you'll have to ask me to the homecoming dance. 943 01:12:40,092 --> 01:12:41,146 Better nail it. 944 01:12:41,991 --> 01:12:44,425 I will, dork trap. 945 01:12:45,662 --> 01:12:47,895 Ellie. 946 01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:56,471 She just really loved the game. And not just 'cause her kids ruled the ice. 947 01:12:56,473 --> 01:12:58,740 We miss you, mom. 948 01:12:58,742 --> 01:13:01,542 And now your spirit will always be here. 949 01:13:10,487 --> 01:13:14,622 Alright, ladies. As individuals we shine, 950 01:13:14,624 --> 01:13:17,425 but we are a team first and foremost. 951 01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:20,528 By the end of the day, if we've done our job right, there'll be 952 01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:25,733 some weepy badminton players out there, alright? So let's kick some birdie!! 953 01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:30,638 'Cause that's the little flying thing they use in badminton. 954 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,741 Let's kick some birdie! Like... 955 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:38,846 This is where you join me. Here we go. Let's kick some birdie! 956 01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:41,182 Next, Ellie O'brien. 957 01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:58,099 Ok, it's scrimmage against varsity, four on four. 958 01:13:58,101 --> 01:14:01,869 Your body's got this. You're gonna get hit. You may go down. 959 01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:05,706 - But the key is to recover, ok? - Got it. 960 01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:40,868 Yeah!! 961 01:15:41,671 --> 01:15:43,538 Yeah! 962 01:15:48,077 --> 01:15:50,978 Welcome to varsity, Malloy! 963 01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:57,818 Amazing, Ellie, you did it! 964 01:15:57,820 --> 01:16:00,288 Your team's still a sport! 965 01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:02,757 We dominated 'em! What about me? 966 01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:05,927 Well, it wasn't pretty, but you can check number one off your list! 967 01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:07,828 Varsity! 968 01:16:09,032 --> 01:16:11,666 Ok... moment of truth... 969 01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:14,068 It's 11:15, there's only 45 minutes left. 970 01:16:22,145 --> 01:16:25,012 No! What happened? Why didn't it work?! 971 01:16:25,014 --> 01:16:27,582 I dunno! Maybe we got attached to each others' totems? 972 01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:29,650 Switch! 973 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:35,323 - There's gotta be something else! - What else could there be? 974 01:16:35,325 --> 01:16:39,160 - We've tried everything! -We gotta tell the truth! We find my mom, tell her 975 01:16:39,162 --> 01:16:41,103 what's really going on and she'll extend the contract. 976 01:16:41,127 --> 01:16:42,196 No, that's not gonna work. 977 01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:44,732 Owen believed us, so she will too! 978 01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:47,868 - We need that extra time! - Ellie! It wasn't her! 979 01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:51,706 Your mom didn't pull the plug on your totem. 980 01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:55,042 She was just covering for your dad. It was him. 981 01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:57,178 He wanted... 982 01:16:57,180 --> 01:16:59,814 A new family plan. 983 01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:02,850 Why would he want a... 984 01:17:03,786 --> 01:17:06,020 Oh. 985 01:17:06,022 --> 01:17:08,356 For his new family. 986 01:17:10,093 --> 01:17:12,960 Maybe you could try calling your dad and telling him the truth? 987 01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:15,607 Then maybe he can call the phone company and... 988 01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:16,764 he won't answer. 989 01:17:16,766 --> 01:17:20,067 That's what he does when he's embarrassed about not showing up. 990 01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:23,938 What are you doing here? Let's go. 991 01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:30,111 Jack. I don't repeat myself. 992 01:17:31,347 --> 01:17:34,015 I'm so sorry, Ellie. 993 01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:36,817 Me too, Jack. 994 01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:01,042 You happy with how you played today? 995 01:18:01,044 --> 01:18:03,978 Uh, I made varsity, sir. 996 01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:08,282 Yeah. Barely. And only because everyone else played worse. 997 01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:12,386 Wow. 998 01:18:12,388 --> 01:18:16,257 Do you know how that makes a kid feel, to hear that? 999 01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:19,960 You see, that's your problem. If you can't handle the corners, 1000 01:18:19,962 --> 01:18:22,997 if you can't be a man and be mentally tough, 1001 01:18:22,999 --> 01:18:26,734 you open yourself up to weakness. Your emotions can step in and knock you 1002 01:18:26,736 --> 01:18:29,370 to the ground. 1003 01:18:34,444 --> 01:18:38,345 That's it. Enough is enough. 1004 01:18:42,452 --> 01:18:45,820 You were outstanding today, love. 1005 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:50,825 So, I think I know what's going on. 1006 01:18:50,827 --> 01:18:52,760 Doubt it. 1007 01:18:52,762 --> 01:18:55,730 Someone wasn't there today who should have been. 1008 01:18:55,732 --> 01:18:59,033 When someone who supported you and was there for you 1009 01:18:59,035 --> 01:19:01,335 all those years is suddenly just gone. 1010 01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:04,171 - I really don't wanna talk about it. - You have to deal with the loss. 1011 01:19:04,173 --> 01:19:06,507 - I'm fine! - You're not fine. 1012 01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:09,110 You've been holding this inside forever, 1013 01:19:09,112 --> 01:19:13,848 and your dad not showing up today is a chance for you to let it out. 1014 01:19:13,850 --> 01:19:16,217 Sometimes we miss people so much, 1015 01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:19,854 we think it's beyond words, but it's not. 1016 01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:24,125 She always wanted to talk. 1017 01:19:26,162 --> 01:19:29,063 I miss her. I miss my mom. 1018 01:19:29,065 --> 01:19:31,866 - I miss her so much! - Oh, sweetie! 1019 01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:36,003 It's ok. I am right here. You never have to miss me. 1020 01:19:36,005 --> 01:19:40,775 I'll always be with you, even if I'm not right beside you. 1021 01:20:01,931 --> 01:20:04,799 What is wrong with you?! 1022 01:20:04,801 --> 01:20:08,135 Do you even love me at all? 1023 01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:11,372 Because I hate to break it to you, but this is not the way you treat the people you love! 1024 01:20:11,374 --> 01:20:14,542 Jack. This conversation is over. 1025 01:20:14,544 --> 01:20:18,445 No! No, you don't get to walk away anymore! 1026 01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:22,149 You hurt me. 1027 01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:26,020 You hurt me a lot, and you're just gonna have to stand there and deal! 1028 01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:32,960 I counted on my dad for everything. 1029 01:20:32,962 --> 01:20:35,196 To just be there for me. 1030 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,233 Now I'm moving on, 1031 01:20:39,235 --> 01:20:41,869 with or without a dad who loves me. 1032 01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:50,578 And boys can too cry! 1033 01:20:52,481 --> 01:20:54,949 They should every once in a while. 1034 01:21:15,905 --> 01:21:17,872 How do you feel now? 1035 01:21:17,874 --> 01:21:20,341 Better. 1036 01:21:22,011 --> 01:21:24,879 Whoa. I... 1037 01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:29,049 I feel better! Mom, I gotta run to the can! 1038 01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:34,321 Ok, I'll get the car! 1039 01:21:36,158 --> 01:21:38,525 Jack! Bro! 1040 01:21:38,527 --> 01:21:40,594 That was seriously gritty. 1041 01:21:40,596 --> 01:21:43,297 You got a lot off your brawny chest. How do you feel? 1042 01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:46,233 Better. I just... I really needed to say all that. 1043 01:21:49,305 --> 01:21:52,006 Gun! I feel better! 1044 01:21:53,943 --> 01:21:56,911 Awesome, bro. 1045 01:21:59,315 --> 01:22:03,017 Uh, listen, I'm gonna go for a celebratory run! 1046 01:22:03,019 --> 01:22:04,585 Knock yourself out, kid. 1047 01:22:34,016 --> 01:22:36,517 Just wait here, brah. 1048 01:22:41,590 --> 01:22:43,457 Hurry! Only one minute left! 1049 01:22:45,428 --> 01:22:47,328 Ready? Let's do this! 1050 01:23:28,137 --> 01:23:32,072 Hey, it's me! Look at you, varsity! 1051 01:23:33,242 --> 01:23:37,778 Oh! I love you, I love you! I promise I will never leave you again! 1052 01:23:42,551 --> 01:23:45,219 Hey, what am I wearing under here? 1053 01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:48,188 Uh, couple layers of clothing and a bathing suit underneath that. 1054 01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:52,192 - Weirdo. - Come on, let's go! 1055 01:23:59,802 --> 01:24:04,038 - Hey, where you going, tracksuit? - See you later, Porty! 1056 01:24:05,508 --> 01:24:08,475 So, uh, you good to take me back, right? 1057 01:24:08,477 --> 01:24:11,812 Yeah, sure. But, dude, can you loosen your grip 1058 01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:16,517 this time? I mean, we're buds and all, but a guy needs his space. 1059 01:24:16,519 --> 01:24:18,719 - Got it. - Ok. 1060 01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:23,457 Mom! 1061 01:24:28,464 --> 01:24:31,698 I really do feel better now. 1062 01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:34,768 I am so glad, babe. 1063 01:24:41,544 --> 01:24:45,679 - I'll buckle that. - Oh, mom? I got this. 1064 01:24:47,716 --> 01:24:50,184 From now on, you don't have to watch me so closely. 1065 01:24:50,186 --> 01:24:53,353 You can go out and grab a little life for yourself. 1066 01:24:53,355 --> 01:24:56,790 - I'm gonna be ok. - I know you are, honey. 1067 01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:13,340 Ah, home sweet home! 1068 01:25:14,777 --> 01:25:18,312 Hey, you ok, man? You had us all pretty worried. 1069 01:25:18,314 --> 01:25:21,715 I am so ok! Just happy to see your big ugly faces! 1070 01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:24,218 Jack? 1071 01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:26,386 Coach? 1072 01:25:26,388 --> 01:25:30,224 Dad. Call me dad, son. 1073 01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:34,128 - After what you said to me. - Whatever I said, I... 1074 01:25:34,130 --> 01:25:38,298 - It wasn't me. - Just listen. 1075 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:40,534 Ever since your mom passed, 1076 01:25:40,536 --> 01:25:43,670 I thought that to be tough with you was best, 1077 01:25:43,672 --> 01:25:46,573 that any softness that I allowed in would open you up... 1078 01:25:48,344 --> 01:25:50,144 open all of us up 1079 01:25:50,146 --> 01:25:52,913 to all that pain from the past. 1080 01:25:52,915 --> 01:25:56,884 But... if that made you think, 1081 01:25:56,886 --> 01:26:00,721 made any of you think, 1082 01:26:00,723 --> 01:26:03,257 for even a moment, 1083 01:26:03,259 --> 01:26:05,792 that I don't love you, then, 1084 01:26:05,794 --> 01:26:09,296 I've done this all wrong. 1085 01:26:10,566 --> 01:26:14,468 I love all you boys more than you'll ever know. 1086 01:26:22,778 --> 01:26:25,712 You're right. Boys can cry. 1087 01:26:25,714 --> 01:26:28,515 C'mere, you guys. 1088 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:30,651 That's an order. 1089 01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:04,418 Who, Jack? No, he's totally like a brother to me, honest. 1090 01:27:04,420 --> 01:27:08,488 But I think I know someone he might like like. 1091 01:27:08,490 --> 01:27:10,657 Hey. 1092 01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:16,496 Look, just because the team's official, 1093 01:27:16,498 --> 01:27:19,933 doesn't mean that she has to come to the mall with us. Savvy? 1094 01:27:21,637 --> 01:27:24,004 - Anyway. - Oh, El, 1095 01:27:24,006 --> 01:27:27,474 I'm sorry. I've been such a jerk. 1096 01:27:27,476 --> 01:27:30,377 We've had a great run as BFFs, 1097 01:27:30,379 --> 01:27:33,480 but I'm cool just keeping the memories and moving on, 1098 01:27:33,482 --> 01:27:35,882 - if you are. - Ok. 1099 01:27:35,884 --> 01:27:38,986 - Hey, Jack. - Hey, MacKenzie. 1100 01:27:40,289 --> 01:27:43,323 - 'Sup? - Want some donuts? 1101 01:27:43,325 --> 01:27:46,827 That one's my favorite. I had, like, five earlier. 1102 01:27:46,829 --> 01:27:48,695 Learning to share. 1103 01:27:50,733 --> 01:27:54,768 - On me, bud. -Jacko! - See you later. 1104 01:27:54,770 --> 01:27:56,737 - Varsity boy! 1105 01:27:56,739 --> 01:27:59,806 Aw, I'm really gonna miss those guys. 1106 01:27:59,808 --> 01:28:02,809 Except for the bropiles and loogie hocking contests. 1107 01:28:02,811 --> 01:28:06,380 Not as much as I'm gonna miss your mom's banana bread. Oh, and that calming tea. 1108 01:28:06,382 --> 01:28:09,449 That's serious chillaxation. 1109 01:28:13,989 --> 01:28:16,623 Hey, dad? Do you know Ms. O'brien here? 1110 01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:18,992 Ellie says that she leads the best hot yoga class in town. 1111 01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:23,497 And mom, do you know coach Malloy? Jack says he makes awesome wheatgrass smoothie. 1112 01:28:23,499 --> 01:28:28,001 Well, I guess our reputations precede us. I'm summer. 1113 01:28:28,003 --> 01:28:31,838 I'm coa... Francis. 1114 01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:34,975 - Francis. - It's nice to meet you. 1115 01:28:34,977 --> 01:28:39,479 Do you usually... I mean, would you... as a matter 1116 01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,815 of course... I drive a truck. 1117 01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:52,359 Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete! 1118 01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:59,399 My mom and me are gonna play checkers tonight. 1119 01:28:59,401 --> 01:29:01,101 It's gonna be a really fun time, you should come 1120 01:29:01,103 --> 01:29:04,037 one time if you want. I like to invite people to things, 1121 01:29:04,039 --> 01:29:06,406 but you don't have to. But if you want to, you can. 1122 01:29:06,408 --> 01:29:09,576 Get... get off my mat! 1123 01:29:11,647 --> 01:29:13,914 Which one of you guys isn't wearing deodorant? 1124 01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:16,883 - Stryker. - Dude, really. 1125 01:29:16,885 --> 01:29:19,986 You've seen that in movies. When a coach does that, 1126 01:29:19,988 --> 01:29:23,090 the people, the team supports the coach, right? 1127 01:29:23,092 --> 01:29:26,393 I don't hang out and play video games, I don't eat pizza. 1128 01:29:26,395 --> 01:29:28,095 - Sorry. - What, did you drop it? 1129 01:29:28,097 --> 01:29:30,497 Dropped the dart. 1130 01:29:33,001 --> 01:29:35,035 Hey, El. 1130 01:29:36,305 --> 01:29:42,223 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org