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[man] Straight through
to the conservatory.
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[woman] One always expected Mike to get
the nod after a lifetime's loyal service.
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That's not to take away
from CBEs and OBEs.
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Of course, any Order of the British Empire
is a huge achievement.
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No...
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Uh, yes, that's for the kitchen.
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Didn't Luke's school dinner lady
get an MBE a couple of years ago?
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Yes. MBEs tend to be for more...
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- hands on service.
- Hmm.
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So, will you be expecting us to call you
Lady Abbott from now on?
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[chuckles] Not necessarily,
but it does have a rather nice ring to it.
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Come on. Let's have a naughty sherry.
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- [Sandra] Not over there!
- [man] Sorry, Ma'am.
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[Mike] During my four decades on the beat,
I've worked with some fantastic people.
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I've also had the pleasure
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of working with a number
of great partners.
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- [people] Aw.
- [camera shutter clicks]
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- Not in the biblical sense of course.
- [all laugh]
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Joking aside,
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there's been one very special person
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who has walked the thin blue line with me
every step of the way,
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throughout every trial, case and verdict,
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and that is my wife of 35 years,
Lady Sandra Abbott.
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[all] Aw.
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[Mike] Thank you.
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[speaking Welsh]
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[gentle classical music]
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Are you losing sleep about what's going
to be happening from here on in?
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No, thank you. What do you mean?
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When Hugo retired,
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I was on the verge of getting
a part-time job in Waitrose
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just to get away from him.
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I'm not concerned about that, Janet.
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I've been planning our retirement
for the last 35 years.
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Oh, well, good for you, darling.
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- Top up?
- Oh, lovely. I'll spend a penny.
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- Oh, are you enjoying it?
- Marvellous!
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[glass shatters]
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[glass scraping on floor]
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[sighing and moaning]
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[door unlocking]
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[smooching]
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- [switch clicks]
- [gasps]
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What the hell's going on?
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We were just...
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It's not what it looks like, Sandra.
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Sandra?
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Sandra!
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Sandra!
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- Sandra, wait!
- Get off me!
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- How long has it been going on?
- Let's not do this here.
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- How long, Mike?
- Since we all went to Sorrento.
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Oh, bloody hell.
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That's nearly five years ago.
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I've had enough of all this
hide-and-seek, Mike.
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How could you do this to me?
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You're supposed to be my friend.
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We even took you to the Palace.
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I... I didn't mean for this
to happen, Sandra.
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Oh, really? You knew precisely
what you were doing!
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Now, please calm down, Sandra.
Remember where you are.
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I know exactly where I am.
I'm in my own bloody home.
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[murmuring]
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I have spent my entire married life
putting you and your career first,
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and what got me through was knowing
that when you retired,
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we would share our golden years together.
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But instead,
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you've traded me in for a newer model.
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Let me tell you, Mike,
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she's had more than one previous owner!
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- [all exclaiming]
- And, and her bodywork is mainly filler!
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Mum!
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- Dad, what have you done?
- [woman] Sandra...
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[Mike] Sandra?
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- Sandra!
- [guests murmuring]
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[sniffling]
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- [knocking]
- [gasps]
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[Mike] Sandra?
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- Sandra!
- [knocks]
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Please, let me explain.
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The last thing I wanted to do
was to hurt you.
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I know it must seem like I've behaved
in a terrible way, but...
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Look, one thing led to another and...
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Oh, you know how it is.
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- Hello, Emma.
- Hi.
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- [chuckles]
- Ooh!
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Woo-hoo!
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[laughing]
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[sighing]
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Excuse me!
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It's women only in here.
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Oi!
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That's my handbag!
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Come back here, you... Wait!
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[boat engine chugging]
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- [creaking]
- Gotcha.
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Charlie!
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Yeah, all ready to go this end, Ted.
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- Bilge filter.
- Check!
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Rodding junction.
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- Check.
- Pump outlet.
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Oil filter tank? Discharge connection?
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Check, check, check!
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Then we're good to go.
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I'll start her up.
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[motor running]
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- She's sounding good, Charlie.
- Yeah.
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What's that?
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Jubilee clip.
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Where from?
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[both] Oh, bollocks.
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Stop! Stop! Oh!
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- [mobile phone ringing]
- Flipping hell!
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- Turn it off.
- I'm trying.
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- [mobile phone continues ringing]
- [sighs]
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Hello?
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Charlie? It's Bif.
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Is now a good time?
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Uh, [sniffles] couldn't be better.
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Some chancer took a fancy to my handbag.
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Would you be a love
and drop off my spare keys?
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Yeah, I'll be there right away.
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Thank you, Pru.
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I really must get around
to buying one of these.
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[sarcastically] Why, when you can
just borrow other people's.
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Did you get a good look at him?
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No. [sniffs]
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By the time I made it to the top
of the hill, I was seeing double.
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Say when.
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Woo-hoo-hoo! When! When! When!
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Shame about the bag, though.
I got it in Italy years ago.
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Hmm.
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What's that for?
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Oh, it's to cover your pension.
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- Put it away, Charlie.
- Oh, Bif.
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- Please, please.
- No, come on.
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I lost my bus pass and a couple
of sachets of laxatives.
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All right.
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Does make you wonder
why they go to all that bother, though.
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Well, constipation. It's a terrible thing.
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[both laugh]
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Right, we're here, love. You all right?
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[bottles clinking]
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Yes.
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That'll be £37.50.
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Right.
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Keep a pound for yourself.
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I should really charge you corkage,
you know.
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Would you be so kind as to carry my bags
up to the door?
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Do me a favour, darling,
I'm a cab driver, not a footman.
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Please.
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[dog growling]
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Thank you, excuse me.
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Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
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[clatters]
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[boy laughing]
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Any chance you could fix the front
window lock for me before you go?
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- I'd leave it.
- Why?
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With a bit of luck,
somebody might climb in and take the lot.
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[chuckling]
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[kids yelling]
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Elizabeth, it's Sandra.
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Sandra! What a lovely surp...
What are you doing here?
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Mike's been having an affair
with Pamela Harper so I've left him.
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I tried calling your landline, but
apparently, you've changed your number.
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- Years ago.
- You might have let me know.
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I expect it's been cut off anyway, now.
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Or perhaps you've buried it.
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I can only imagine what everyone
is saying back home.
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Now I know we weren't exactly
in our honeymoon period,
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but I just imagined his libido
had naturally declined with age,
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but it turns out he's been bonking her
behind my back
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- for over five years.
- Oh.
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I mean, what has she got
that I haven't got?
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She's a mistress, Sandra.
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- It's a fantasy.
- It's not a bloo... This is bloody real.
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[sighs] Aren't you going
to offer me a drink?
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Oh, sorry.
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Um, well,
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I've got
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- Peach brandy or grappa?
- Yes, please.
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[Charlie] Well, that should stop
anybody rummaging in your drawers.
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I should be so lucky.
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- Hello.
- Charlie,
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this is my little sister, Sandra.
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Oh, it's nice to meet you.
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- Lady Abbott.
- Oh.
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Honoured even.
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All right, well, uh,
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sounds like you've got
a lot of catching up to do.
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Uh, I'll see you on Thursday,
dear, all right?
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Bye.
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Lady Abbott?
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[panting]
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[chattering]
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I know it doesn't feel like it
at the moment,
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but this could be the best thing
that ever happened to you.
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A chance to finally step out
from Mike's shadow.
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What do you mean?
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Excuse me.
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Do you have, er, spoons or forks,
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00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,660
anything that resembles
actual cutlery here?
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Another one of those.
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I always found him overbearing,
smug and self-important.
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Classic case of small-man syndrome.
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My husband doesn't have a small penis.
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[cutlery clanking]
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I wasn't actually referring
to his genitalia, Sandra.
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I just wondered why a man of his size
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got into the police force
in the first place.
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00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,182
There was a minimum height amnesty
for a couple of years.
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00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,269
That still doesn't excuse you
from sleeping with the enemy.
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The whole point of us
going to Greenham Common
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was to stand side by side
in female solidarity.
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You dropped your knickers at the first
suggestive glance through the fence.
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Mike was only doing his job.
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Guarding a bloody nuclear weapon.
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It was the height of the Cold War,
people were scared
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and they had every right to believe
that they needed a nuclear deterrent.
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- Poppycock.
- Can you not appreciate
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that not everyone is as brave
and self-sufficient as you?
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Some of us need to feel safe and secure
which is exactly what Mike offered me.
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Until he decided to press the red button.
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I knew it was a mistake coming here.
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How could I have expected you
of all people to understand?
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You've never stuck at a relationship
in your life because it takes you away
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from your devotion to yourself
and your latest crackpot cause.
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There's nothing crackpot
about trying to safeguard the planet.
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Oh, right, so what would happen
to the human race
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if everyone was too busy saving the planet
to make time to procreate?
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Oh, so the universe should be grateful
that you and Mike had a knee trembler?
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Ladies, could you please quieten down?
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You're upsetting the other customers.
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We're upsetting them?
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How about the lifetime
of heartbreak and betrayal
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that is inevitably coming their way?
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Not that I would expect you to understand
with your cultural concubines
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and polygamy.
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I'm going to have to ask you to leave!
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I beg your... How dare...
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[customers exclaiming]
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Officers, there's been
a terrible misunderstanding.
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I was simply having
a very nice conversation
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- with the young manager there.
- Keep going.
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And when the, uh, my hand
inadvertously slipped...
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- Will you get your hands off me?
- All right, madam, calm down.
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[Sandra] I do hope you know
who you're dealing with.
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I'm married to the former
Chief Constable of Surrey Police.
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[siren wailing]
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Her husband's been cheating on her.
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I'm not surprised.
252
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,378
[Bif] What did they charge you with?
253
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,922
Racial aggravation
or drunk and disorderly?
254
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,967
Could we discuss this
in a less public forum?
255
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,970
Sure, I'm coming down.
Chuck this in the bins, will you?
256
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,016
[sighs]
257
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,810
[people talking loudly in flats]
258
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,897
[sighs in disgust]
259
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:19,651
I came down to the station, [chuckles]
but they said you were sleeping it off.
260
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,152
This isn't funny, Bif.
261
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,697
If you hadn't been bullying me,
I wouldn't have got so upset
262
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,657
and thrown the onion bhaji at that woman.
263
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,702
It was a man and you assaulted him
with a prawn dumpling.
264
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,245
Why are you being so pernickety?
265
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,790
Listen, why don't you have
an Alka-Seltzer, have a lie down,
266
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,333
and I'll be back this afternoon.
267
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,085
- Why? Where are you going?
- Dancing.
268
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,348
[Chantilly Lace playing]
269
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,851
[instructor] Very good! Good, good, good!
And turn!
270
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,228
Turn! Flick! Flick!
271
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,233
- Flick! Flick! Flick!
- Flick!
272
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,029
- Sorry, Corrinna.
- Oh, no worries. You're with Ted.
273
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,822
I've worked out some new moves for us.
274
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:06,948
[laughs]
275
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,117
Might want to put
your crash helmet back on.
276
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,331
Very nice.
277
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,209
Good, good! Sheila, great!
278
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,590
[snoring]
279
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,305
[mobile phone ringing and vibrating]
280
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,723
[gasps]
281
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,148
Hello?
282
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,733
Sandra, it's me.
283
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:43,902
Oh, yes. [hiccuping]
284
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,655
Pamela's asked me to move in with her.
285
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,532
She wants us to make
a fresh start together.
286
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,743
I thought it through,
287
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,913
and I've decided
it's in everyone's best interest.
288
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,040
How very bloody thoughtful of you.
289
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,459
Sandra, I hope that with time,
290
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,921
you'll understand that
I never set out to hurt you.
291
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,466
Hurt me? How about bloody destroyed me?
292
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,093
[mobile phone clatters]
293
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:09,928
[sobbing]
294
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,269
[lively music continues]
295
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,278
- [music ends]
- [cheering, laughter]
296
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,531
Okay, everyone, let's take a break.
297
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,541
- Oh, I'll never get it.
- Yeah. Here you go, Ted.
298
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,918
Payment for your labour the other day.
299
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,754
What? Danger money, you mean.
300
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,631
Oh, put it away.
301
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,592
How did your Internet date go
at the weekend?
302
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,095
Well, let's just say,
I got more than I bargained for.
303
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,973
- Ooh, lucky you.
- No, he showed up with his wife in tow.
304
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:59,102
Turns out I'd clicked swinging
instead of swimming on my list of likes.
305
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,478
[chuckles]
306
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,655
[shuddering]
307
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:15,744
Ooh.
308
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,248
[panting]
309
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,005
[Charlie] These old locks are a bloody...
310
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,924
[Bif] You don't fancy changing the one
on my front door, do you?
311
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,634
[both chuckling]
312
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,305
Oh, how you and Her Majesty are sisters,
313
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,599
I'll never know.
314
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,559
Well, she used to be fun.
315
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,311
Oh, yeah? What happened?
316
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,980
She married a tosser,
317
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:47,233
and then became obsessed
with keeping up with all the tossers.
318
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,526
[both chuckle]
319
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,863
When was the last time
you saw one another, then?
320
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,366
Erm, it's nearly ten years.
321
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,954
I was protesting against
the Newbury bypass.
322
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,623
[laughs]
323
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,042
- Yeah?
- I failed to turn up
324
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,419
- to her 50th birthday...
- Oh, dear. [chuckles]
325
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,880
- And it was a murder mystery party...
- Oh!
326
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,674
...and I was the one
who ended up getting killed off.
327
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,259
Yeah. [chuckles]
328
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,970
Ah, I've got it, that's it.
329
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:22,185
Well, you know, maybe this is
an opportunity for you to get to know
330
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,895
one another again, eh?
331
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,898
Ah, I think we're too stubborn,
332
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,817
and set in our ways.
333
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,029
You? Stubborn? Oh...
334
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,572
[both laughing]
335
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,119
- Here you are.
- No, thanks. I've had enough.
336
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,620
[mobile phone ringing]
337
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,038
Oh.
338
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,457
- It's ringing.
- Yeah, they do that.
339
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,876
- Uh, can you, erm...
- What?
340
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,379
- How does it go...
- What? What is it?
341
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,964
- Uh...
- That up there.
342
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,841
- Okay.
- Well, speak into it.
343
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,134
What? Okay.
344
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,635
He... Yes, hello?
345
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,845
Yes?
346
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:58,930
Oh.
347
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:03,226
Okay. Um, well,
thanks for letting me know.
348
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,395
I'm on my way.
349
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,523
- What?
- Sandra's in hospital.
350
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,735
I'm not surprised
you're having panic attacks.
351
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,947
- What, with the stress of everything.
- It wasn't a panic attack.
352
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,158
I'm not that sort of a person.
I just had a bit of a turn.
353
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:21,536
Ready to board the fun bus?
354
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,832
- Er, you go first, Sandra.
- Please come, come, come. This way.
355
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,127
Um, shall I get in first?
356
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,004
- 'Cause there's no seat.
- In you go. Help yourself.
357
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,547
Shut the door. Let's get off.
358
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,257
[Bif chuckling]
359
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,844
Right.
360
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,763
Slide her across.
361
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,724
[engine starting]
362
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,020
[Charlie] Off we go. Oops.
363
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,855
Are you both high?
364
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,316
As kites.
365
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,860
[Charlie and Bif laughing]
366
00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,574
Ooh! Sorry.
367
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,410
[gears grind]
368
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,831
I can't believe
you still smoke wacky baccy.
369
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,541
Oh, what's the big deal?
370
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,169
There's really not that much difference
between a bag of weed
371
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,879
and a bag of pharmaceuticals.
372
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:16,132
There is a big difference between
licensed medicines and prohibited drugs.
373
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,928
Yeah, well, my crop
has medicinal benefits, you know.
374
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,930
- You should try it for your anxiety.
- [horn honking]
375
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,640
[honking] Oh, mate, mate, come on.
376
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,975
My only anxiety
is whether we make it back alive.
377
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:30,146
And I have no intention of taking
any medication, legal or otherwise
378
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,648
for a one-off incident.
379
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,442
Well, actually,
380
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:38,363
I was put on anti-depressants
a while back,
381
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:41,241
when I was going through
a bit of a difficult time.
382
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,367
Hmm.
383
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,619
Well, actually, I... I think it worked.
384
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,204
- I mean, if you were...
- [van clatters]
385
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:50,375
If you break your leg, you don't limp
around like a stray dog, do you?
386
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,293
I mean, you'd do something
about it, right?
387
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,713
Perhaps, I should check myself
into Battersea Dogs Home.
388
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:59,259
- Well, it's a thought, you know.
- [laughs]
389
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,772
- Thanks, Charlie. Bye.
- All right, bye, Bif, yeah.
390
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,942
Do me a favour, Lady Abbott,
next time you're in need of a lift,
391
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,278
get Smithers to pick you up
in the Bentley.
392
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,280
How rude!
393
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,407
Perhaps if you'd said thank you.
394
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,035
What for?
The insults and psychiatric evaluation?
395
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,413
Who the hell do you think you are, Sandra?
396
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,957
Maybe your money and title
mean something where you live,
397
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,583
but around here, nobody gives a shit.
398
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,252
Clearly, you were out of options
399
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,170
or you wouldn't have turned up
on my doorstep.
400
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:40,466
Get off your high horse and start treating
other people with some common manners.
401
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,375
[deep breath]
402
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,463
Here we go.
403
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,383
For Christ's sake, don't be such a prude.
404
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,344
I've seen them before. [chuckles]
405
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,387
Not in this condition, you haven't.
406
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,892
Gravity hits us all, Sandra.
407
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:35,980
The challenge is to make sure
our spirits don't drop quite as far.
408
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,441
Look,
409
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:42,236
I want to help you get back on your feet,
but you're making it very difficult.
410
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,863
I'm not like you, Bif.
411
00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:45,281
I...
412
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,450
I can't just...
413
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,454
Open up like a lotus flower.
414
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:56,959
I know when we were growing up,
showing emotions was seen as a weakness,
415
00:22:57,043 --> 00:23:00,338
but in my experience,
bottling them up gets you nowhere.
416
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,842
This is like a bad dream
that I can't wake up from.
417
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:11,265
Mike and I were supposed to be setting off
on a cruise around the Adriatic tomorrow.
418
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:16,979
Why don't you come down with me
to my dance class next Thursday?
419
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,272
It might cheer you up.
420
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:23,027
I've been made to feel
enough of a fool already, thank you.
421
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,321
[laughs] What are you talking about?
422
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,115
You're a great dancer.
423
00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:29,158
That was a lifetime ago.
424
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,169
[Sandra] Where did you get this?
425
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:44,715
I had Dad's Super-8 film
transferred to DVD a few years ago.
426
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,384
I meant to send you a copy.
427
00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:52,849
Do you remember Mum sewing all
that stiff, nasty net onto the petticoat?
428
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,058
Mmm. I remember it. It was like...
429
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,894
dancing in a cheese grater.
430
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:57,812
[laughs]
431
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,691
What was his name again?
432
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,777
Gregory Powell.
433
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,448
I bumped into him a few years ago
in Guildford.
434
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,451
Camp as Christmas.
435
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:13,578
[Bif] No surprises there, though.
436
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,168
I look so happy.
437
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,670
[Bif] You were.
438
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:32,972
[thud]
439
00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,974
[Sandra sobbing]
440
00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:00,208
Come on, we're gonna miss the warm up.
441
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,710
I'd be happy to miss
the whole bloody thing!
442
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,798
[indistinct chattering]
443
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:11,177
[Bif] Morning, everyone. Sorry we're late.
444
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,597
Oh, here she is. Lady Never Shit.
445
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,308
You didn't tell me he'd be here.
446
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,894
Corrinna, this is my sister, Sandra.
447
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:21,729
She's going to be joining us today,
is that all right?
448
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:24,148
[Corrinna] Yeah, of course.
Find a space, ladies.
449
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:25,316
[laughs]
450
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:29,779
- Hello, I'm Jackie.
- Oh, nice to meet you.
451
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,156
- You staying with Bif?
- Yes.
452
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,158
- How long?
- Not really sure,
453
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:35,701
just taking one day at a time.
454
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,578
Sandra's marriage has just collapsed.
455
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,250
Jackie's a veteran where affairs
of the heart are concerned.
456
00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:44,544
Been married five times.
457
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,338
First one broke down
for religious reasons.
458
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:49,799
He thought he was God. I didn't.
459
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,302
[Corrinna] Okay, everyone,
time to get rid of the cobwebs.
460
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:55,888
It's the only thing
that's holding Ted together.
461
00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:57,848
Yeah, that and this bloody Lycra.
462
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,100
[laughter]
463
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:01,894
All right. Okay, everyone, form a circle.
464
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,938
And everyone hold hands
with their neighbour.
465
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:06,566
- Sandra?
- [Corrinna] There we go.
466
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,697
All right, I think we all know what to do.
467
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,282
[muttered responses]
468
00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:17,243
♪ You put your left leg in ♪
469
00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,245
♪ Your left leg out ♪
470
00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:22,957
♪ In out in out you shake it all about ♪
471
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:26,711
♪ You do the Hokey Cokey
And you turn around ♪
472
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,797
♪ And that's what it's all about ♪
473
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,299
♪ Oi ♪
474
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:34,802
♪ Whoa the Hokey Cokey ♪
475
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:38,347
♪ Whoa the Hokey Cokey ♪
476
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:42,435
♪ Whoa, the Hokey Cokey ♪
477
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:46,314
♪ Knees bend all stretch
Ra ra ra ♪
478
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:51,027
[Corrinna] Okay, everybody,
find your partners.
479
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,570
Charlie, where are you, Charlie?
480
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,488
It's time to waltz.
481
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:55,823
Zach!
482
00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:58,743
I'll be the guy, you be the girl.
483
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:03,539
["Where do you go to my lovely"
playing]
484
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,417
[Bif] One, two, three.
485
00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:09,086
One, two, three, two, two...
486
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:12,673
One, two, three, two, two...
487
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,592
One, two, three, two, two...
488
00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:16,260
I can count, Bif.
489
00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:17,637
[laughs] I know.
490
00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:19,180
Again.
491
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,020
What is it, Ted?
492
00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,521
Just give me a minute, will you?
493
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,775
- Ted?
- It's all right. I've got it.
494
00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:40,993
[sighing]
495
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,164
That was our wedding tune, Charlie.
496
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:46,916
[sobs]
497
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,210
Sets me... Sets me off every time.
498
00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:54,715
You're spinning me too fast.
I'm getting disorientated.
499
00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:55,716
I can tell.
500
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,305
Where are you going? Sandra?
501
00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:03,974
It's just some days, I...
502
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,353
I wish we'd gone together. [sobbing]
503
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,897
Oh, man. Oh, yeah.
504
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:11,691
I know. I know. I know.
505
00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:17,279
Oh, I... just wanted to spend a penny.
506
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:20,074
Spend as much as you like.
507
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,702
Bog's down there.
508
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,918
Oh, man. All right, mate.
509
00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:33,879
Come on.
510
00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:37,007
All right, darling,
I'll see you on Saturday.
511
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:38,843
Okay, bye.
512
00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:40,970
- Who is that?
- Nicola.
513
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,889
- Huh?
- My daughter, your niece.
514
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:46,434
- Oh, of course.
- Where did I put my drink?
515
00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:50,187
She's gonna bring Luke, my grandson,
up to visit me,
516
00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:52,273
- so you can finally get to meet him.
- Oh, I'd love to,
517
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:54,525
but it'll have to be another time.
I've already got plans.
518
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,278
- Like what?
- I'm going on a date.
519
00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,196
Aren't you past all that?
520
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:02,491
Last time I checked, there wasn't
an age limit for getting your leg over.
521
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,577
Can I borrow your phone a minute?
522
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:11,167
[muffled ringing]
523
00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:15,629
There you are. [chuckles]
524
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:44,200
Cor, you've...
a bit of a tangle here, Lil.
525
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,409
[chuckles]
526
00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:50,456
What is it, love?
527
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:53,042
Hey.
528
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:55,544
Do you want something?
529
00:29:57,755 --> 00:29:59,507
I want to see Charlie.
530
00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:02,843
You're looking at him, love.
531
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:05,805
I am Charlie.
532
00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:08,265
Don't touch me.
533
00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,185
All right, love. Um...
534
00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:15,272
Why don't we, erm, go for a walk, eh?
Get a bit of air?
535
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:16,565
Eh?
536
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:17,900
Get off me.
537
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,404
Leave me alone.
538
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:29,578
That's a very snazzy hat Luke's wearing.
539
00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:32,206
Pamela bought it for him.
540
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,668
Why is she buying him presents?
541
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,086
Mum.
542
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:40,256
I wish I could change what's happened
but I can't.
543
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:42,758
I know you're hurting, but...
544
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,178
I just want to have a nice day with you.
545
00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:50,599
Grandma, can you push me?
546
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,435
I can. Yes.
547
00:30:57,523 --> 00:31:00,109
Why aren't you living
with grandpa any more?
548
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:04,446
Um...
549
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:06,657
Remember when
550
00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:09,660
Oscar broke your new Transformer
and you said you never wanted
551
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:12,746
- to speak to him again?
- Yeah.
552
00:31:13,414 --> 00:31:15,583
Well, that's sort of what's happened
with me and grandpa.
553
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:19,420
So, you'll come back
if he buys you a new Transformer?
554
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,716
Maybe.
555
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,057
[man] You're not going to leave me
out here in the...
556
00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:34,059
[laughing]
557
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:37,730
Gerald, Gerald, Gerald. Come in here.
558
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,732
No, no, let's go in here.
559
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,651
[Bif and Gerald giggling]
560
00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:48,324
[Bif] Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, one sec. One sec.
561
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,660
[I want to wake up with you playing]
562
00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:54,538
[kissing]
563
00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,210
[giggling]
564
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,058
What are you doing?
565
00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:16,393
Warming you up.
566
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,065
Don't worry about that.
567
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,984
I'm armed and dangerous. [chuckles]
568
00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:26,904
Thirty minutes and I'll be good to go.
569
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,241
[softly] I'll get you there in ten.
570
00:32:31,325 --> 00:32:33,077
[laughs] Yeah.
571
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,912
[muffled music playing]
572
00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:36,205
[sighs]
573
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,674
[laughter]
574
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,509
[Gerald] Oh.
575
00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:51,387
[sighs]
576
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,227
- Ahh.
- [both laughing]
577
00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:10,322
Gerald?
578
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,325
[exclaims] Gerald?
579
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,452
Gerald!
580
00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:20,624
- You all right?
- I'm fine.
581
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:22,960
But I don't think Gerald is.
582
00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:30,217
He was a lovely fella.
583
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:32,886
Funny, kind...
584
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,014
- Hung like a...
- Please.
585
00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:37,474
- Too much information.
- [laughs]
586
00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:40,602
I can't believe you're laughing about him,
poor man.
587
00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:44,023
Gerald clocked-off with a smile
on his face, Sandra.
588
00:33:44,106 --> 00:33:45,983
That's all any of us can hope for.
589
00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:49,486
Aren't you [stutters] scared of dying?
590
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:52,448
What's there to be frightened of?
591
00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:54,742
Well, the fact that...
592
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:56,952
that that's it.
593
00:33:58,078 --> 00:33:59,496
As Mark Twain said,
594
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:03,375
I was dead for billions of years
before I was born and had not suffered
595
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:05,502
the slightest inconvenience from it.
596
00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:09,465
Slow, slow,
597
00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:11,550
quick, quick, slow,
598
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,302
side together.
599
00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:15,554
Slow, slow,
600
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:17,431
quick, quick, slow,
601
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:19,600
side together.
602
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:23,812
Okay, has everyone got that?
Yeah? All right, find a partner.
603
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,273
Oh, um, Charlie.
604
00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:29,735
Can... You know it, don't you?
Can you be with Sandra, please?
605
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:32,946
Yep, thank you.
606
00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:34,490
Zach, music.
607
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,576
[Taking a chance on love playing]
608
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:42,331
[Corrinna] Five, six, seven, eight.
609
00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:45,667
Okay, turn, turn.
610
00:34:47,628 --> 00:34:49,129
Slow, side, together.
611
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:52,716
Yep.
612
00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:54,676
Uh, look,
613
00:34:55,886 --> 00:34:57,721
I know this goes against every instinct,
614
00:34:57,805 --> 00:35:00,599
but, er, it might help if you...
615
00:35:01,058 --> 00:35:02,226
let me lead?
616
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:03,519
- Yes, I would.
- All right. Yeah?
617
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,104
- Yes.
- Yeah?
618
00:35:06,814 --> 00:35:07,856
[Corrinna] Hands higher.
619
00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:02,786
There, we made it.
620
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:05,414
Yes.
621
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,166
[Corrinna clapping]
Great, lovely, everyone.
622
00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:09,084
Can you make your way up here, class?
623
00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:12,379
Before we go onto the next dance,
624
00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:15,382
Jackie has come up with a rather fun idea
625
00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:18,135
of how we can challenge ourselves
this winter.
626
00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:21,054
I'm not tobogganing down
Parliament Hill again.
627
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:23,056
[Charlie] You're just a sore loser.
628
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:26,018
Throughout the winter,
every seven minutes,
629
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:29,229
an elderly person dies from cold.
630
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,940
Now Age UK are trying to change that
631
00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:36,403
by raising funds for their new campaign
called, "Spread the Warmth."
632
00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:40,949
I think we're probably passed
our ice bucket challenge days,
633
00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:43,785
but one thing we all can do
is shake a leg or two.
634
00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:47,748
So how about we put on
a dance performance in public,
635
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,166
and pass the hat around?
636
00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:50,500
Oh, yes.
637
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:52,628
What dance were you thinking?
638
00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:55,172
Well, how about a bit of everything?
639
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,840
Yeah, like a mash-up.
640
00:36:57,174 --> 00:36:58,592
So who's gonna join us?
641
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:00,177
[Bif] I am.
642
00:37:00,302 --> 00:37:02,137
- Oh, come on, it's Christmas.
- Come on!
643
00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:03,639
Yes.
644
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,226
[Bif] Come on.
645
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:13,065
Sandra, have you actually ever seen
a central heating bill?
646
00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:15,317
Don't be so patronising.
647
00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:18,153
I would happily make a generous donation.
648
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:21,073
I do not want to embarrass myself
in public.
649
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:25,077
Surely one of the perks of being old
is it doesn't matter any more.
650
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,370
Well, it does to me.
651
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:31,124
You know, it's one thing being scared
of dying, Sandra,
652
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,169
it's a whole different matter
being scared of living.
653
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,339
That's it. Nearly there.
654
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,218
All right. Oh, there we go, love.
655
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,136
What're you doing?
656
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:47,641
Having tea with you.
Same as every Thursday.
657
00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:50,519
Here you are.
658
00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:56,275
It's your favourite, love. It's chicken.
659
00:37:58,485 --> 00:37:59,987
Well, it was chicken.
660
00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:02,990
Oh, it's all right, Lilly,
661
00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:05,117
it's okay, love. Calm down, love.
662
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,744
It's all right, it's all right,
it's all right, Lilly. It's all right.
663
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,414
- It's all right. It's your husband.
- Lilly.
664
00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:11,540
It's Charlie.
665
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:12,791
[screams] Liar!
666
00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:14,710
[Lilly sobbing]
667
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,254
[nurse] It's all right.
It's all right, Lilly.
668
00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:21,842
[crying]
669
00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:40,819
Hiya!
670
00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:42,779
Hello.
671
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,909
I take it you've not seen daylight today?
672
00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:51,538
I've just been checking up
on some important emails.
673
00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:54,041
Virtual curtain twitching, you mean.
674
00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:57,377
Just because you choose
not to do social media...
675
00:38:58,462 --> 00:39:00,839
How do you expect
to take control of your life
676
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:03,133
when you're so obsessed
with everyone else's?
677
00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:07,179
Why don't you take the bike out?
Go for a ride?
678
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,014
Get some fresh air.
679
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:11,058
I can think of easier ways to kill myself.
680
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:13,685
Clearly.
681
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:17,606
[sighs]
682
00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:19,566
[Le freak playing]
683
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:48,428
[muttering]
684
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,139
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
685
00:39:51,223 --> 00:39:53,350
[Ran kan kan playing]
686
00:39:58,772 --> 00:40:01,858
Okay, stop, stop, stop!
This really is a mash-up.
687
00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:04,486
All right, look, don't get disheartened.
688
00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:05,987
We will get there.
689
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,823
Yeah, if I don't have a coronary first.
690
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:12,244
But you must practise these steps at home.
It's the only way we're gonna remember.
691
00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,413
I can't even remember my own name.
692
00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:16,289
Okay, are we ready to go again?
693
00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:17,666
- Yes.
- [all] Yeah.
694
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,334
Okay. Zach, music.
695
00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:29,344
What the hell have you done?
696
00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:30,470
Tidied up.
697
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,224
Well, how am I supposed
to find anything now?
698
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,392
Just trying to help.
699
00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:38,228
All this food is way
past its sell-by date.
700
00:40:38,395 --> 00:40:42,441
Please don't tell me you subscribe
to the "Best Before" conspiracy?
701
00:40:42,524 --> 00:40:44,651
You won't be saying that
when you're struck down with botulism.
702
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,112
"Best before 19..."
703
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:48,530
Oh, blimey.
704
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,790
[Ran kan kan playing]
705
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:13,388
It's left foot back, feet together,
right foot forward, feet together.
706
00:41:14,014 --> 00:41:15,223
Argh.
707
00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:18,727
You're losing your balance because
you're setting off on the wrong foot.
708
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,104
Easy for you to say
from the comfort of the sofa.
709
00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:23,857
- Just trying to help.
- Well, don't!
710
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,618
Hi, Charlie.
711
00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:35,869
She's in the day room.
712
00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:38,580
- Oh, I've come to see you, actually.
- Oh.
713
00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:44,628
Charlie, most of the time,
she's in a comfortable routine.
714
00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:49,508
Well, then that's the way
I want her to be all the time.
715
00:41:52,594 --> 00:41:54,888
Uh, I've been thinking, um...
716
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:58,433
Maybe it's better for Lilly if I, er...
717
00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:01,102
don't come any more.
718
00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:07,526
Is that a bad idea?
719
00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:08,985
[sighs]
720
00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:11,571
There's no right or wrong
in these situations.
721
00:42:12,656 --> 00:42:17,285
Look, you sold your house
to care for her, Charlie.
722
00:42:18,328 --> 00:42:20,205
No one could have done anything more.
723
00:42:45,522 --> 00:42:46,690
Hello, love.
724
00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:01,121
Huh. [laughs]
725
00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:22,475
Take care, love.
726
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,781
[cycle bell rings]
727
00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:46,541
Charlie?
728
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,836
Charlie?
729
00:43:50,879 --> 00:43:53,340
I was just passing and I thought maybe...
730
00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:56,968
Oh, wish you'd get
this bloody door sorted.
731
00:43:58,011 --> 00:43:59,054
[chuckles]
732
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:00,555
[sighs]
733
00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:02,599
What's up?
734
00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:04,851
[sniffles]
735
00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:08,897
Er, it was time to say goodbye.
736
00:44:10,774 --> 00:44:12,317
I'm so sorry, Charlie.
737
00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:15,111
Thanks, uh...
738
00:44:15,362 --> 00:44:16,821
[sniffles] Me too.
739
00:44:19,032 --> 00:44:20,283
You know, I...
740
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,829
I spent my whole life
741
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,874
fixing things, Bif, you know?
742
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:30,919
Uh...
743
00:44:31,378 --> 00:44:32,587
Pretty good at it.
744
00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:38,760
But there's nothing...
745
00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:44,015
abs... absolutely nothing,
746
00:44:44,099 --> 00:44:45,475
nothing I could...
747
00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:48,520
[sobbing] I can do to fix... fix her.
748
00:44:52,649 --> 00:44:53,983
I'm sorry.
749
00:44:57,654 --> 00:45:00,699
[woman] How dare you do this to me?
I hate you so much!
750
00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:02,117
[whirring]
751
00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:11,751
[Salsa music playing on speakers]
752
00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:19,676
[humming]
753
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:33,857
[muffled music playing]
754
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,247
[chuckles]
755
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,166
Aah!
756
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,171
[Sandra humming]
757
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,800
Oh, didn't hear you come in.
758
00:46:00,884 --> 00:46:03,303
Just walked in the door. I got us a curry.
759
00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:07,098
You seem more upbeat today.
760
00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:11,060
Oh, I just got this annoying tune
going round in my head.
761
00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:14,856
[sighs]
762
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,990
[humming]
763
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:33,708
Hmm, this one's for you.
764
00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:35,919
Hmm.
765
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:37,670
Oh.
766
00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:40,548
More bills.
767
00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,221
What's the matter?
768
00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:51,434
Divorce petition.
769
00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:54,062
Well, weren't you expecting that?
770
00:46:57,607 --> 00:46:59,275
What did you think was gonna happen?
771
00:47:01,945 --> 00:47:03,738
Well, I thought he would come
to his senses and
772
00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:08,034
phone me up and beg me to come home and
773
00:47:08,910 --> 00:47:10,370
so I could get on with my life.
774
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:12,580
Oh, surely you wouldn't have gone?
775
00:47:13,373 --> 00:47:15,500
I know you think I'm mad, Bif, but I've...
776
00:47:16,084 --> 00:47:18,336
I've loved Mike for most of my life
and whatever he's done,
777
00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:20,046
those feelings don't just...
778
00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:23,258
Go away.
779
00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:24,884
[sighs] Nor this.
780
00:47:26,261 --> 00:47:28,054
You need to get an expert opinion.
781
00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:31,975
What about him selling the house?
782
00:47:32,642 --> 00:47:34,519
Well, if the bastard wants to sell it,
let him.
783
00:47:34,686 --> 00:47:37,397
Then Sandra could buy
something smaller with her share.
784
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,983
and live comfortably
off the remaining equity.
785
00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:43,903
The good news is,
you get first dibs of the contents.
786
00:47:44,696 --> 00:47:47,198
All he's requested
is the Elizabethan dining table,
787
00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:50,577
six cut glass tumblers,
and his tennis trophies.
788
00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:53,997
35 years of marriage,
and that's all he values?
789
00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:57,709
I'm sorry, Sandra,
that was shockingly clumsy of me.
790
00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:59,794
But I can still keep my title?
791
00:48:01,004 --> 00:48:02,797
I'm afraid it's not your title, Sandra.
792
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:06,509
When the marriage is dissolved, it will
be transferred to his chosen consort.
793
00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:13,933
Surely becoming a free woman
is better than being a kept lady.
794
00:48:23,985 --> 00:48:26,946
Good God, this place is obscene.
795
00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:30,158
- Did you have staff?
- You're looking at her.
796
00:48:30,325 --> 00:48:31,326
Oh.
797
00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:34,370
When we bought this house,
I thought we'd be here forever.
798
00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:38,541
Janet.
799
00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:40,752
What are you doing here?
800
00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:43,421
Sandra, what a surprise!
801
00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:46,925
No, I was just collecting some spare balls
from your court.
802
00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:50,345
I thought you wouldn't mind,
for the annual tennis tournament,
803
00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:51,429
this afternoon.
804
00:48:51,888 --> 00:48:53,681
Janet, this is my sister, Elizabeth.
805
00:48:53,765 --> 00:48:54,933
Bif, hi.
806
00:48:55,767 --> 00:48:57,226
How long are you back for?
807
00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:59,354
Just the day,
I'm collecting some personal things
808
00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:01,314
from the house
before it's shown to buyers.
809
00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:05,568
I know. We saw it had gone on the market.
Such a shame.
810
00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:08,738
After all that work you'd done
with the patio.
811
00:49:08,947 --> 00:49:10,907
But still, you know, life goes on.
812
00:49:12,492 --> 00:49:16,329
Maybe I'll find a minute to pop over and
say hello to the gang, before we leave.
813
00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:18,539
Oh, that would be a bit awkward.
814
00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:20,917
Mike is coming.
815
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,002
And Pamela.
816
00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:27,173
Sadly, as much as one loves playing
with balls, one's rather pressed for time.
817
00:49:31,678 --> 00:49:36,099
No wonder you stuck it out for so long.
You must have barely seen one another.
818
00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:39,477
And what's with all this silverware?
819
00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:43,606
It's like a bloody shrine.
820
00:49:44,649 --> 00:49:47,527
I used to spend hours polishing those.
821
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,781
And I think...
822
00:49:53,825 --> 00:49:56,619
Yes, from that tournament on,
he was sleeping with her.
823
00:49:58,663 --> 00:50:00,957
Well, he doesn't deserve
any prizes for that.
824
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,085
- [machine whirring]
- [exclaiming]
825
00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:07,630
[laughs]
826
00:50:07,714 --> 00:50:09,757
- Come on, your turn!
- No, I can't!
827
00:50:09,841 --> 00:50:11,217
Just do it.
828
00:50:12,301 --> 00:50:14,262
Go on, Sandra. Give it to him.
829
00:50:16,973 --> 00:50:19,434
- [shrieking]
- [exclaiming]
830
00:50:20,435 --> 00:50:21,894
How does that make you feel?
831
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:25,189
Well, I was gonna... I was gonna say
better than sex, but it's been so long,
832
00:50:25,273 --> 00:50:26,566
I've forgotten what it's like.
833
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:27,817
[laughs]
834
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:30,194
Was Mike a good lover?
835
00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:32,697
I... I think so.
836
00:50:33,823 --> 00:50:36,159
Please tell me there was life before Mike?
837
00:50:39,746 --> 00:50:42,749
No wonder you put all that crap
on a pedestal.
838
00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,626
[laughs]
839
00:50:45,835 --> 00:50:47,545
- Hello.
- Hi.
840
00:50:48,046 --> 00:50:49,255
What are they doing here?
841
00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:50,965
Well, you needed a man with a van.
842
00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:52,675
I got you two for the price of one.
843
00:50:59,307 --> 00:51:01,434
Charlie, I think I owe you an apology.
844
00:51:02,894 --> 00:51:04,103
I must have come across
845
00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:06,481
quite rude when we first met.
846
00:51:06,773 --> 00:51:08,608
Ah, it's already forgotten.
847
00:51:10,276 --> 00:51:12,945
Anyway, I know
how disorientating it can be
848
00:51:13,029 --> 00:51:14,781
when you find yourself on your own.
849
00:51:16,199 --> 00:51:17,492
Does it get any easier?
850
00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:20,036
I hope so.
851
00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:23,748
Oi! Are Ted and I the only ones
working around here?
852
00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:24,957
Oh, sorry.
853
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:27,960
I'll need to report you
for an unscheduled rest break, Charlie.
854
00:51:28,044 --> 00:51:30,088
- You grass!
- Bugger!
855
00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:31,631
- Oh, er, hang on.
- Okay.
856
00:51:31,798 --> 00:51:33,716
[Bif panting]
857
00:51:33,883 --> 00:51:36,219
Perhaps we should take
a bit of a tea break, eh?
858
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,929
- Yeah.
- Obviously with
859
00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:40,264
- Comrade Ted's permission here.
- Da.
860
00:51:40,348 --> 00:51:41,641
Any chance of something stronger?
861
00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:42,809
[laughter]
862
00:51:44,894 --> 00:51:46,187
Ow! Ooh.
863
00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:47,438
Are you all right?
864
00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:50,900
- I don't fancy being Fred without Ginger.
- What?
865
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,528
At the mash-up
if you can't flippin' dance.
866
00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:55,238
The last thing I want to miss is the fun.
867
00:51:55,822 --> 00:51:58,407
- Worst case, maybe someone else...
- Not happening.
868
00:51:59,158 --> 00:52:00,368
- No.
- Why?
869
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,286
[Ted] She won't have time
to learn it, anyway.
870
00:52:02,370 --> 00:52:04,914
- [Bif] She knows it better than I do.
- What difference does that make?
871
00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:06,207
[lively chatter]
872
00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:08,000
No, it's all right. My treat.
873
00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:09,418
Thank you.
874
00:52:09,502 --> 00:52:10,878
It's my round.
875
00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:13,506
- What do you fancy?
- Yes, ladies.
876
00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:15,466
- Erm, a half of lager, please.
- Half a lager.
877
00:52:15,550 --> 00:52:17,426
- Okay, I'll have a gin and tonic.
- G and T.
878
00:52:17,510 --> 00:52:18,594
Sandra?
879
00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:21,722
What are you doing here?
880
00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:25,351
Just picking up a few souvenirs
from our life together.
881
00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:29,021
Come on, Mikey, let's go.
882
00:52:29,105 --> 00:52:31,816
That's right, run along,
pretend that nothing's happened.
883
00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:33,818
Let's not cause another scene, Sandra.
884
00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:36,279
Heaven forbid.
Perfectly all right to destroy a marriage,
885
00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:38,114
not okay to talk about it.
886
00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:39,490
Home wrecker.
887
00:52:40,241 --> 00:52:41,993
Home maker, more like.
888
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,995
You may look as if you're in some
889
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:49,458
washing powder commercial, but underneath,
you'll always be a grubby little bitch.
890
00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:50,835
- [crowd gasping]
- Come on, Pamela, let's go.
891
00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:52,170
Come on, leave it.
892
00:52:52,253 --> 00:52:53,629
[all exclaiming]
893
00:52:53,713 --> 00:52:55,548
[Charlie] Whoa! Well, that's her told!
894
00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,091
This one's on the house.
895
00:52:57,258 --> 00:52:58,968
- [applause]
- [Bif] Well done!
896
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,095
Touché.
897
00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:16,319
[whirring]
898
00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:27,079
[horn honking]
899
00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:30,166
- Here she is!
- Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my keys.
900
00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:32,043
- Come on, Bif.
- [Charlie] Come on, you lot.
901
00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:34,253
- Are you sure you're up to this?
- [Charlie] Shake a leg! Crack on!
902
00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:37,465
- I better be. [groans]
- [Ted] Yes. Move along, get inside.
903
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:38,799
[lively chatter]
904
00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:41,093
Go! Let's go!
905
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:44,180
- You look nervous, Ted.
- I'm not nervous.
906
00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:47,642
- I'm bloody terrified.
- You'll be fine.
907
00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:48,935
I hope.
908
00:53:49,018 --> 00:53:50,394
[banging]
909
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:51,938
Charlie, hang on.
910
00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:55,608
- Room for a small one?
- [all] Yay!
911
00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,070
So, you changed your mind, lass.
912
00:53:59,278 --> 00:54:01,948
[sighs] About a lot of things,
actually, Ted.
913
00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:13,501
[all] ♪ One two three o'clock
four o'clock rock! ♪
914
00:54:13,626 --> 00:54:15,544
♪ Five six seven o'clock,
eight o'clock rock!
915
00:54:15,628 --> 00:54:16,671
[Big Ben chiming]
916
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:19,090
♪ Nine ten eleven o'clock
twelve o'clock rock! ♪
917
00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:22,468
- [Rock around the clock playing]
- [crowd cheering]
918
00:54:37,692 --> 00:54:39,777
[Rockin' robin playing]
919
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,802
[Le freak playing]
920
00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:36,959
[Ran kan kan playing]
921
00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:56,604
[all] Hey!
922
00:56:06,197 --> 00:56:08,199
[yelling]
923
00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:09,617
[crowd cheering, applauding]
924
00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:24,006
Gramps, look what grandma sent me.
925
00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:26,342
It's gone viral.
926
00:56:27,468 --> 00:56:29,678
Tsk, she looks ridiculous.
927
00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:32,139
She's had her hair done.
It's knocked years off her.
928
00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:33,933
- [car tyres screech]
- [thud]
929
00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:36,102
- [Mike] Ooh!
- [Pamela] Sorry. Foot slipped.
930
00:56:40,272 --> 00:56:41,607
[lively chatter]
931
00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:43,317
- Come on, Bif!
- What?
932
00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:44,985
We're in danger of sobering up?
933
00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:46,320
Not on my watch.
934
00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:47,696
Try.
935
00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:50,950
Mmm, lethal.
936
00:56:51,033 --> 00:56:52,827
- Isn't that the point?
- [chuckles]
937
00:56:53,327 --> 00:56:54,495
Yes.
938
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:57,540
[chatter and music]
939
00:57:02,253 --> 00:57:03,295
Charlie?
940
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,507
Ah! Refreshments!
941
00:57:06,966 --> 00:57:08,092
Lovely!
942
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:11,178
- Cheers, buddy!
- Right, that looks a bit tasty!
943
00:57:14,723 --> 00:57:16,350
Listen. Oh, look! Listen, listen.
944
00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:18,519
LondonYouth14 commented,
945
00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:22,189
"They may be clapping,
but these old peeps are banging!"
946
00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:23,858
[all] Whoo-hoo.
947
00:57:23,983 --> 00:57:25,192
In English, please.
948
00:57:25,276 --> 00:57:28,821
He's saying despite being old,
and a little frayed,
949
00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:31,407
these elderly people are rather good.
950
00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:33,033
[cheering]
951
00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:34,827
Who's gonna argue with that?
952
00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,704
[cheering]
953
00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:42,501
[chuckles]
954
00:57:45,254 --> 00:57:46,380
Oh, hello.
955
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:47,715
Hiya.
956
00:57:49,884 --> 00:57:51,260
I can't believe how...
957
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:54,597
how homely your barge is.
958
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,849
Mmm. You sound surprised.
959
00:57:57,224 --> 00:58:00,603
Well, I suppose I've never really thought
of a boat as a place to live.
960
00:58:00,728 --> 00:58:02,354
- Want to...
- Oh, yes, thanks.
961
00:58:02,438 --> 00:58:05,316
So how long have you had it? Uh, her?
962
00:58:05,608 --> 00:58:07,193
Oh, it's...
963
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:11,780
coming up to about five years, I think,
since I sold the house.
964
00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:15,910
Everybody advised me to, you know,
965
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:20,372
stay on the property ladder,
keep my money in bricks and mortar.
966
00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:24,210
Yeah, they say the same thing to me
about my share of the sale.
967
00:58:25,628 --> 00:58:29,924
Well, you know, this country's obsessed
with home ownership, isn't it?
968
00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:30,966
Hmm.
969
00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:36,055
You know, I suppose it makes people
feel independent.
970
00:58:37,223 --> 00:58:38,641
But I see it differently.
971
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:41,060
It's like a trap.
972
00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:48,567
Plus I, uh,
I had to free up a bit of capital.
973
00:58:51,237 --> 00:58:54,990
Well, I can certainly see the advantage
of being able to change your neighbours
974
00:58:55,074 --> 00:58:56,325
whenever you feel like it.
975
00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:59,995
- I won't tell Ted you said that.
- [both laugh]
976
00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:04,667
So do you...
977
00:59:05,376 --> 00:59:08,295
see yourself living like this forever?
978
00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:10,172
No.
979
00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:12,508
No, no.
980
00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:16,887
When the time's right,
I plan to take on a bigger adventure.
981
00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:20,474
You know, sail across the Channel.
982
00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:24,979
Slowly work my way down through France
to the Camargue.
983
00:59:28,649 --> 00:59:29,984
That sounds idyllic.
984
00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:31,819
Yeah.
985
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:35,322
As long as the pump on the toilet
doesn't pack up.
986
00:59:35,823 --> 00:59:37,866
[both laugh]
987
00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:40,411
Well, you know...
988
00:59:44,415 --> 00:59:45,249
Here.
989
00:59:45,791 --> 00:59:48,711
Can you remind me exactly
why we're doing this?
990
00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:50,129
Because swimming's good for you.
991
00:59:50,212 --> 00:59:51,880
Not in the middle of winter.
992
00:59:51,964 --> 00:59:53,007
Do shut up.
993
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,675
Morning, Pru, what's the water like?
994
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,678
Very cold. Not that you'd notice.
995
00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:00,723
What's wrong with her?
996
01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:03,058
We had a thing once, didn't last.
997
01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:04,476
You...
998
01:00:05,561 --> 01:00:07,021
You swing both ways?
999
01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:08,522
Sure, sometimes.
1000
01:00:08,606 --> 01:00:11,567
You should try it.
Doubles your chances on Saturday night.
1001
01:00:11,859 --> 01:00:13,027
- Hello.
- Hi.
1002
01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:16,280
You and Charlie
seem to be getting on better.
1003
01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:19,533
Well, he's... He's a very good host.
1004
01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:23,203
I noticed some guests
got more attention than others.
1005
01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:25,914
Last one in is a sissy.
1006
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:28,042
I'll count you in.
1007
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:31,253
Ten, nine, eight...
1008
01:00:31,337 --> 01:00:32,379
[shrieks]
1009
01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,507
[grunting]
1010
01:00:36,050 --> 01:00:38,802
Are you afraid to warm up?
You should start moving. Come on!
1011
01:00:38,886 --> 01:00:40,763
- [Sandra gasping]
- [Bif laughs]
1012
01:00:43,057 --> 01:00:44,475
Ow! Ooh.
1013
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:45,893
What's the matter?
1014
01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:47,895
My bloody back's playing up again.
1015
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:49,855
- Ow!
- Serves you right.
1016
01:01:00,074 --> 01:01:02,076
I can't believe you still make these.
1017
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,954
I remember mum teaching us to do them
like it was yesterday.
1018
01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:07,998
I think she regretted it, though.
1019
01:01:08,624 --> 01:01:11,418
We used to drive her mad squabbling over
the glitter, didn't we?
1020
01:01:13,087 --> 01:01:17,299
My favourite Christmas treat was being
taken up to London to see the lights.
1021
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:20,969
Apart from that time when we went
to see Santa at Selfridges,
1022
01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:23,722
and you peed yourself
when you sat on his knee.
1023
01:01:24,682 --> 01:01:27,309
I don't know who was more upset,
me or him.
1024
01:01:28,686 --> 01:01:29,687
Him probably.
1025
01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:32,898
Shall we go tomorrow?
1026
01:01:33,565 --> 01:01:35,359
Huh? What? To see the lights?
1027
01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:36,568
Why not?
1028
01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:38,278
Okay.
1029
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:40,948
We could do a bit of shopping,
'cause I need to get something for Luke.
1030
01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:44,201
Hmm. All right, well, you do that first
and then I'll meet you later.
1031
01:01:44,284 --> 01:01:45,911
- Wait, I'm gonna help you down.
- Help you down?
1032
01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:47,496
- Or I'll go down.
- No, no, no, no. Come on.
1033
01:01:57,715 --> 01:01:58,882
Hello, Sandra.
1034
01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:00,843
Oh, Charlie.
1035
01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:05,389
[Sandra] Well, Bif didn't say
you were coming.
1036
01:02:05,472 --> 01:02:08,392
No, no, she didn't say
you were coming either, is she here?
1037
01:02:09,852 --> 01:02:11,103
All right, um...
1038
01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:13,355
I'll, I'll just call her.
1039
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,065
All right, yeah, yeah.
1040
01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,069
[mobile phone ringing]
1041
01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:22,573
- [beep]
- Sandra, hi.
1042
01:02:24,283 --> 01:02:26,827
[laughs] Oh, I'm so sorry.
1043
01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:30,956
I ran into an old flame this afternoon,
I completely lost track of time.
1044
01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:33,167
- [whispers] Sorry, we're ready.
- What?
1045
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:34,710
[beeping]
1046
01:02:35,127 --> 01:02:37,004
Didn't I mention he was joining us?
1047
01:02:37,129 --> 01:02:38,213
[beeping]
1048
01:02:38,297 --> 01:02:40,507
Yeah. Listen, I've got to go.
1049
01:02:40,591 --> 01:02:41,884
I'll see you back at home.
1050
01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:43,385
Okay, bye.
1051
01:02:46,388 --> 01:02:47,806
[man] Standard! Standard!
1052
01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:50,309
She's not coming, is she?
1053
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:51,894
Nope.
1054
01:02:55,606 --> 01:02:59,860
Well, it'd be a shame not to see
the lights...now we're here.
1055
01:03:00,194 --> 01:03:01,361
Hmm?
1056
01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:05,783
- Right.
- Shall we? Yeah.
1057
01:03:06,575 --> 01:03:08,577
[chatting indistinctly]
1058
01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:34,228
I don't know.
What was wrong with a Satsuma
1059
01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:36,396
and a couple of walnuts in a stocking?
1060
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,690
I wanted to make up for not being there.
1061
01:03:39,233 --> 01:03:41,109
- Here, let me take that.
- Oh, thank you.
1062
01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:42,861
Makes it a bit easier for you, yeah.
1063
01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:47,574
Actually, this will be the first year
I won't see my grandson
1064
01:03:47,658 --> 01:03:49,076
open his stocking.
1065
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:54,039
Christmas without any children
is going to feel very strange.
1066
01:03:55,123 --> 01:03:58,168
Yeah. We tried for kids, but...
1067
01:03:59,461 --> 01:04:00,754
it just didn't happen.
1068
01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:02,422
Oh, I'm sorry.
1069
01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:07,719
Oh, it's okay. No. In some ways, it...
it brought us closer together.
1070
01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:13,308
Anyway, Lilly always said I was
enough trouble to look after, you know?
1071
01:04:13,392 --> 01:04:14,852
[laughs]
1072
01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,817
[indistinct chatter]
1073
01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:44,673
Yeah.
1074
01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:47,009
Tonight's been a trip down memory lane.
1075
01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:51,722
I once stood on this corner with 300 girls
queuing around the block.
1076
01:04:52,139 --> 01:04:53,765
Yeah? For what?
1077
01:04:54,308 --> 01:04:57,352
Waiting to audition for Chorus Line.
1078
01:04:59,313 --> 01:05:00,981
You're a dark horse, aren't you?
1079
01:05:02,024 --> 01:05:04,151
I had a feeling you had a bit of form!
1080
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:05,611
[both laugh]
1081
01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:06,945
Did you make the cut?
1082
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:10,115
Well, sort of. Erm, I got through
the second round
1083
01:05:10,198 --> 01:05:12,743
but then I discovered I was pregnant.
1084
01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:15,621
So, I embraced a different role.
1085
01:05:16,163 --> 01:05:17,247
Motherhood.
1086
01:05:17,873 --> 01:05:19,583
Ever fancy giving it another go?
1087
01:05:20,792 --> 01:05:23,754
Mike had a rather traditional view
of family life,
1088
01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:26,798
and being a West-End Wendy
didn't really fit into that.
1089
01:05:27,466 --> 01:05:29,092
[truck beeping]
1090
01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:32,262
That's your van, isn't it?
1091
01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:34,473
Oh, no. No.
1092
01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:37,559
Hey, excuse me, mate, I say, excuse me!
1093
01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:41,813
You've gotta be kidding me.
I mean, I've paid till 11 o'clock.
1094
01:05:41,897 --> 01:05:44,441
Not to park on a motorbike bay,
you didn't.
1095
01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:46,944
Yeah, but it's gotta be
a matter of inches, isn't it?
1096
01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:48,987
Come on, where's your Christmas spirit?
1097
01:05:49,071 --> 01:05:51,657
I drive a tow truck, mate,
not Santa's sleigh.
1098
01:05:51,740 --> 01:05:54,159
How much is the fine, anyway?
1099
01:05:54,242 --> 01:05:57,579
£280 for moving it,
plus the parking ticket of 65 quid.
1100
01:05:57,663 --> 01:06:00,332
Then, 40 quid a day storage after that.
1101
01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:04,711
Surely, in a situation like this, where
someone has made a genuine mistake...
1102
01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:06,964
You are breaking my heart, lady.
1103
01:06:07,047 --> 01:06:09,424
Ah, well, as a matter of fact,
I happen to be... Ooh!
1104
01:06:09,508 --> 01:06:11,385
- [engine starting]
- [Driver] Oi!
1105
01:06:11,969 --> 01:06:13,428
What the hell are you doing?
1106
01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:15,806
You coming?
1107
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:18,183
Oi.
1108
01:06:19,685 --> 01:06:21,645
Oi! You can't do that!
1109
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:23,772
Grinch!
1110
01:06:24,356 --> 01:06:25,273
Maniacs!
1111
01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:28,193
[tyres screeching]
1112
01:06:31,697 --> 01:06:33,532
[both laughing]
1113
01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:43,917
[laughs] Okay. Keep your eye out
for the wanted posters.
1114
01:06:54,970 --> 01:06:58,557
Thank you for the door-to-door service.
1115
01:06:58,849 --> 01:07:00,684
[speaks French]
1116
01:07:11,111 --> 01:07:13,238
- Goodnight, Charlie.
- Yeah, goodnight.
1117
01:07:25,876 --> 01:07:28,795
How long had you been planning
that little stunt?
1118
01:07:29,046 --> 01:07:30,297
At our stage of life,
1119
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:33,341
why waste time waiting for things
to take their natural course?
1120
01:07:34,301 --> 01:07:36,136
- So, did you?
- No!
1121
01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:41,641
He didn't try to kiss me or get his leg
over or anything else untoward.
1122
01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:43,852
- He was a perfect gentleman.
- I need to have a word with him.
1123
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,520
No, you need to leave it alone.
1124
01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:47,731
You've meddled quite enough,
thank you very much.
1125
01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:50,150
Tell me you at least had fun.
1126
01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:53,612
- Yes, I did.
- [chuckles]
1127
01:07:54,696 --> 01:07:57,115
- [chatter and laughter]
- [all] Cheers.
1128
01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:00,452
[cheering]
1129
01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:06,249
Before you go off
and join the queue for Santa's grotto,
1130
01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:08,210
I've got an early Christmas present
for you all.
1131
01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:10,545
We've been talent spotted.
1132
01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:13,840
The artistic director of the Rome Biennale
1133
01:08:13,924 --> 01:08:18,470
has invited us to perform,
after seeing our flash mob online.
1134
01:08:18,804 --> 01:08:23,391
We leave on the 10th of February,
for two nights, all expenses paid.
1135
01:08:23,475 --> 01:08:25,018
[cheering]
1136
01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,021
[Sandra] We're going to Rome!
1137
01:08:28,105 --> 01:08:30,398
This hotel better have satellite TV.
1138
01:08:30,482 --> 01:08:32,651
I cannot miss Arsenal
beating the Spurs again.
1139
01:08:32,734 --> 01:08:35,070
Oh, Ted, we're going to Rome,
City of Lovers!
1140
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:37,572
Exactly! The only question
you should ask yourself
1141
01:08:37,656 --> 01:08:39,741
is whether you can upgrade
to a bigger bed!
1142
01:08:39,866 --> 01:08:41,451
[laughter]
1143
01:08:42,661 --> 01:08:45,288
Come on, come on! Go fast, go faster!
1144
01:08:46,748 --> 01:08:48,166
Go faster!
1145
01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,376
On three. One, two...
1146
01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:51,294
[all cheering]
1147
01:08:51,378 --> 01:08:54,172
- We've all got one!
- Ooh, a little frame.
1148
01:08:54,256 --> 01:08:56,842
Hang on, let's have a look here.
Oh, here we are.
1149
01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,177
What's this? Oh... Okay, all right.
1150
01:08:59,261 --> 01:09:00,470
All right, erm...
1151
01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:04,724
"Which, er, playwright
was terrified of Christmas?"
1152
01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:05,767
Don't know.
1153
01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:07,435
Noël Coward!
1154
01:09:07,519 --> 01:09:09,604
- [all groan]
- Ha-ha-ha!
1155
01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:11,439
Okay, okay, okay.
1156
01:09:11,565 --> 01:09:14,401
"What do you get if you eat
Christmas decorations?"
1157
01:09:14,901 --> 01:09:16,444
[all] Tinsel-itis.
1158
01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:19,364
Bif, what have you got?
1159
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:22,492
You know how they say,
you can't choose your family
1160
01:09:22,617 --> 01:09:24,327
- but you can choose your friends?
- [all] Yeah.
1161
01:09:24,411 --> 01:09:27,998
Well, I couldn't have chosen
a better bunch than you lot.
1162
01:09:28,123 --> 01:09:29,332
Aw!
1163
01:09:29,416 --> 01:09:32,627
And Sandra, over the last few months,
1164
01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:35,714
I've realised I've got my sister back.
1165
01:09:36,298 --> 01:09:41,511
And that's the most precious
Christmas gift I could have wished for.
1166
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:43,972
Aw, good.
1167
01:09:44,055 --> 01:09:45,265
[laughter]
1168
01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,017
- [Charlie] To family and friends.
- Yeah.
1169
01:09:47,601 --> 01:09:49,227
- To family and friends.
- [all] Cheers!
1170
01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:54,941
[Charlie] Now, does anybody fancy
another one of these rissoles?
1171
01:09:55,150 --> 01:09:57,068
Rissoles are cheap today!
1172
01:09:57,277 --> 01:09:58,987
[chatter continues]
1173
01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:04,242
It's been a disaster from start
to finish, Mum.
1174
01:10:04,326 --> 01:10:05,827
It's the worst Christmas ever!
1175
01:10:05,952 --> 01:10:08,121
- What happened?
- Lunch was inedible.
1176
01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:11,458
It all came out of a packet
and Pamela still managed to burn the lot.
1177
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:14,336
Luke wasn't even allowed to play
on her new carpet
1178
01:10:14,419 --> 01:10:16,046
with the remote-control jeep you bought.
1179
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:19,674
And then, she and Dad got drunk
on mulled wine and had a blazing row.
1180
01:10:20,342 --> 01:10:21,676
So the day got better then?
1181
01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:24,054
- Mum!
- [chuckles] Sorry, sorry.
1182
01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:27,224
I'll take some of these pies back home.
1183
01:10:27,307 --> 01:10:29,059
- Oh, that's a good idea.
- Shame to let them go to waste!
1184
01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:31,102
Can you pick up a couple of glasses
from in there?
1185
01:10:31,186 --> 01:10:33,480
Yeah, let's get this carnage cleared up.
1186
01:10:33,605 --> 01:10:35,357
[Sandra] Shh, shh, shh, she's asleep.
1187
01:10:35,482 --> 01:10:36,983
[music playing]
1188
01:10:39,027 --> 01:10:40,320
She's out for the count.
1189
01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:44,574
To be honest,
I was really dreading Christmas this year,
1190
01:10:44,658 --> 01:10:47,827
but it has been one
of the most enjoyable I can remember.
1191
01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:48,995
Yeah, me too.
1192
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:50,538
Yeah, I'm...
1193
01:10:52,082 --> 01:10:53,375
Although, I'll tell you,
1194
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:56,503
I'll be pleased not to have to listen to
any more Christmas tunes until next year.
1195
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:57,754
[both laugh]
1196
01:10:59,339 --> 01:11:02,467
What, er... What music are you into, then?
1197
01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:04,302
Er...
1198
01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:06,346
This sounds terrible,
but I'm not really sure.
1199
01:11:07,389 --> 01:11:11,142
Mike used to play drive time compilations
in the car, but we didn't really
1200
01:11:11,893 --> 01:11:13,019
have any in the house.
1201
01:11:13,311 --> 01:11:15,772
How can a couple
not have music in their lives?
1202
01:11:16,648 --> 01:11:19,109
I mean, the pressure on conversation
is insane.
1203
01:11:19,234 --> 01:11:20,443
[both laughing]
1204
01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:22,654
[upbeat music playing]
1205
01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:24,948
Now that's more like it.
1206
01:11:32,497 --> 01:11:34,124
Well, what, don't you know this one?
1207
01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:35,667
[Sandra] No.
1208
01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:40,046
Yeah, it's, er,
it's called the Harlem Shake.
1209
01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:44,968
- Come on, give it a go.
- No, I'll just do this lot.
1210
01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:47,679
Come on, come on, come on, they're not
going to go anywhere, are they?
1211
01:11:47,762 --> 01:11:50,056
Come on, come on, right,
so it's all about the hips, right?
1212
01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:52,600
It's in the hips and the shoulders, so...
1213
01:11:53,852 --> 01:11:55,312
Right, so hips...
1214
01:11:57,439 --> 01:11:59,733
- I don't know what kind...
- Come on, what's going on down here?
1215
01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:01,651
I thought you were supposed to be a pro
or something.
1216
01:12:01,735 --> 01:12:04,070
I mean, you look like you're trying
to crack a walnut down there!
1217
01:12:04,154 --> 01:12:05,655
Thank you! Charming!
1218
01:12:05,739 --> 01:12:07,449
Come on, you're gonna
have to loosen up a little bit.
1219
01:12:07,532 --> 01:12:09,075
Shake it out a little bit, all right?
1220
01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:10,452
Yeah...
1221
01:12:10,744 --> 01:12:13,371
Oh, now you look like
you're trying to hump the wall!
1222
01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:15,582
[both laughing]
1223
01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:17,083
Okay, all right.
1224
01:12:26,843 --> 01:12:28,386
[Bif coughing]
1225
01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:30,096
Are you all right? What's the matter?
1226
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:33,183
Can you get my inhaler?
It's in my cardigan.
1227
01:12:33,266 --> 01:12:34,809
[panting]
1228
01:12:34,893 --> 01:12:35,852
All right?
1229
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:38,646
- There you go.
- Thanks.
1230
01:12:39,272 --> 01:12:41,399
- I didn't know you had asthma.
- [inhales deeply]
1231
01:12:43,735 --> 01:12:44,778
Okay?
1232
01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:47,739
Mmm... It flares up from time to time.
1233
01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,408
It's fine now.
1234
01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,994
I'm sorry for being such a bad host.
1235
01:12:53,495 --> 01:12:54,871
Falling asleep on the job.
1236
01:12:54,954 --> 01:13:00,043
Don't worry about it. Don't apologise.
You left me in very capable hands.
1237
01:13:00,460 --> 01:13:02,128
[panting] I'm fine now.
1238
01:13:03,129 --> 01:13:04,672
- All right?
- Mmm.
1239
01:13:06,591 --> 01:13:08,843
[Bif coughing]
1240
01:13:13,098 --> 01:13:14,224
Oh...
1241
01:13:15,225 --> 01:13:16,810
Use your inhaler!
1242
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,230
[whispers] Oh.
1243
01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:22,357
- [coughing continues]
- Mmm...
1244
01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:35,662
- Morning.
- Mmm.
1245
01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:37,664
Oh, I'm starving.
1246
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:41,918
What are all those?
1247
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:46,881
They're for the asthma.
1248
01:13:50,552 --> 01:13:51,719
I'm dying.
1249
01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:55,682
There had better be
a good punchline to this.
1250
01:13:57,434 --> 01:14:00,103
How about Stage 4 lung cancer?
1251
01:14:03,523 --> 01:14:06,109
They referred me to an oncologist,
1252
01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:09,529
when they couldn't make out
why my back wasn't mending.
1253
01:14:10,697 --> 01:14:15,201
And then I got the result of a scan,
a couple of weeks ago.
1254
01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:20,999
[exhales sharply]
1255
01:14:22,459 --> 01:14:23,668
Why didn't you tell me?
1256
01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:28,089
Well, I needed the time,
just to get my head around everything.
1257
01:14:33,136 --> 01:14:36,264
So when do you start chemo?
1258
01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:40,643
I'm not going to put myself
through all of that.
1259
01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:42,729
You have to.
1260
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:45,648
No, I don't.
1261
01:14:57,327 --> 01:14:58,912
[Sandra sobs]
1262
01:15:13,968 --> 01:15:15,929
I don't want any tears, Charlie.
1263
01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:20,767
You aren't getting any.
1264
01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:23,645
Oh.
1265
01:15:25,522 --> 01:15:27,357
Purely medicinal purposes.
1266
01:15:33,780 --> 01:15:35,865
- Mmm.
- Can I have a puff?
1267
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:42,080
[both chuckle]
1268
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,544
You're the only people I'm telling.
1269
01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:52,674
I couldn't bear everyone else to start
treating me like a sick old woman.
1270
01:15:55,176 --> 01:15:56,511
What about Jackie and Ted?
1271
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:03,059
What I need most
are things to look forward to.
1272
01:16:04,310 --> 01:16:07,105
And if I tell everyone,
it will spoil Rome.
1273
01:16:07,939 --> 01:16:09,357
You're not still thinking of going?
1274
01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:10,858
No.
1275
01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:13,236
I thought I'd just sit here
and wait to die.
1276
01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:16,281
[both laugh]
1277
01:16:16,531 --> 01:16:18,241
[coughing]
1278
01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,426
- Buongiorno, madame.
- Buongiorno.
1279
01:16:36,551 --> 01:16:38,928
[speaking Italian]
1280
01:16:46,686 --> 01:16:48,104
[Jackie] Did you know
she could speak Italian?
1281
01:16:48,187 --> 01:16:49,981
- [Sandra] Not a clue!
- [Bif] Okay, everybody, let's get
1282
01:16:50,064 --> 01:16:53,067
our glad rags on.
It's called the Eternal City for a reason.
1283
01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:55,862
- I'll take it.
- It's all right, Sandra.
1284
01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:57,655
I've got cancer, I'm not an amputee!
1285
01:16:59,574 --> 01:17:01,242
[church bells tolling]
1286
01:17:12,712 --> 01:17:13,796
[Charlie] Stunning!
1287
01:17:16,257 --> 01:17:18,509
- Thank you.
- Oh, I meant the view.
1288
01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:21,804
- Oh, yes.
- No, no, I'm only joking.
1289
01:17:21,888 --> 01:17:23,014
Of course, I am.
1290
01:17:23,514 --> 01:17:26,893
Oh, no, you look bellissimo.
1291
01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:32,774
Look, Sandra,
1292
01:17:33,650 --> 01:17:34,942
I know it's difficult...
1293
01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:38,488
But Bif's made her choice.
1294
01:17:40,073 --> 01:17:42,241
I'm trying to be strong for her,
1295
01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,287
but we're cut from different cloth.
1296
01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:49,707
You two are more similar than you realise.
1297
01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,876
[Italian song playing]
1298
01:17:55,254 --> 01:17:56,839
[indistinct chatter]
1299
01:18:00,677 --> 01:18:01,969
[laughter]
1300
01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:23,700
[song continues]
1301
01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:05,074
Ah, it's a good job we don't have
a bloody matinée tomorrow.
1302
01:19:05,992 --> 01:19:06,993
We do.
1303
01:19:07,744 --> 01:19:10,580
What can you do? Signore!
1304
01:19:12,707 --> 01:19:14,917
[Bif] That's exactly
what the doctor ordered.
1305
01:19:15,126 --> 01:19:17,128
[Sandra] I've eaten so much,
I think I might need a doctor!
1306
01:19:17,211 --> 01:19:18,254
[Bif laughs]
1307
01:19:19,547 --> 01:19:21,674
[Bif] Oh, I love this city.
1308
01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:24,510
[Sandra] And it seems to love you.
1309
01:19:24,594 --> 01:19:27,722
I first came here in 1969,
1310
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:31,267
when I hitch-hiked across Europe
with Polly Watkins.
1311
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:33,478
- I don't remember that.
- No, well, you were still at school.
1312
01:19:34,353 --> 01:19:36,355
By day, I was a chambermaid,
1313
01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:39,025
and by night, I was Audrey Hepburn,
1314
01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:41,611
looking for my own Roman Holiday.
1315
01:19:44,822 --> 01:19:45,948
That's when I met him.
1316
01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:49,202
Which "him" is this?
1317
01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:51,913
His name was Gino.
1318
01:19:53,206 --> 01:19:56,000
A group of us used to hang out
at his parents' restaurant
1319
01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:59,754
after closing time and eat huge feasts
of all the leftovers.
1320
01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:03,424
He called me his little pattumiera.
1321
01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:05,843
- Huh?
- Little dustbin. [chuckles]
1322
01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:08,346
Because I'd eat anything he cooked.
1323
01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:10,306
He had a way with words, then.
1324
01:20:11,390 --> 01:20:12,683
He had a way with most things.
1325
01:20:14,435 --> 01:20:15,311
Look at this.
1326
01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,397
We were madly in love,
1327
01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:21,234
and planned to spend our lives together.
1328
01:20:22,944 --> 01:20:26,280
His parents gave us their blessing.
1329
01:20:28,950 --> 01:20:30,117
And then,
1330
01:20:30,243 --> 01:20:32,662
two weeks before
I was supposed to move here,
1331
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,875
he was killed in a stupid car cash.
1332
01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:39,377
No.
1333
01:20:40,753 --> 01:20:44,841
And when I finally got myself
back in one piece,
1334
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:48,678
I vowed I wouldn't ever let myself
feel that pain again.
1335
01:20:49,971 --> 01:20:51,264
And I haven't.
1336
01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:53,891
But you know what?
1337
01:20:56,978 --> 01:20:59,355
Being back here now,
1338
01:21:00,106 --> 01:21:01,274
I regret it.
1339
01:21:02,066 --> 01:21:03,234
Regret what?
1340
01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:05,736
Never falling in love again.
1341
01:21:07,238 --> 01:21:08,906
[Charlie] Oi, come on, you two!
1342
01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:10,867
Big day tomorrow.
1343
01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:14,328
Time to go up
the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.
1344
01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:16,122
Come on.
1345
01:21:17,665 --> 01:21:19,458
- Come on.
- Yeah.
1346
01:21:23,671 --> 01:21:26,757
[mobile phone ringing]
1347
01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:36,934
Oh...
1348
01:21:37,810 --> 01:21:39,020
Hello, Nicola.
1349
01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:41,439
Is everything all right?
1350
01:21:41,647 --> 01:21:42,690
[Nicola] Yes, great.
1351
01:21:43,024 --> 01:21:45,276
Dad's left Pamela. He's going to call you.
1352
01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:47,028
[sighs]
1353
01:21:47,445 --> 01:21:48,905
Really? What's he expecting?
1354
01:21:49,030 --> 01:21:52,450
Me to come running back
now he's had his fun.
1355
01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:54,285
I don't know.
Will you at least speak to him?
1356
01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:55,578
It's not that simple.
1357
01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,496
Besides,
1358
01:21:58,873 --> 01:22:00,374
I'm in Rome.
1359
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,044
Rome? What are you doing there?
1360
01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:04,921
[yawns] I'm dancing.
1361
01:22:05,713 --> 01:22:06,881
At a festival.
1362
01:22:07,632 --> 01:22:09,258
You don't like dancing.
1363
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:13,554
There are a lot of things I forgot I liked
whilst I was with your father.
1364
01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:18,434
Listen, darling, I've got to go,
1365
01:22:19,185 --> 01:22:21,395
'cause we're on stage in about...
1366
01:22:21,479 --> 01:22:22,980
Oh, shit!
1367
01:22:37,078 --> 01:22:38,287
- Buongiorno, madame.
- Buongiorno.
1368
01:22:38,371 --> 01:22:40,331
- Are you enjoying your morning?
- Oh, lovely, thank you!
1369
01:22:43,834 --> 01:22:45,336
[music playing]
1370
01:22:45,419 --> 01:22:46,587
What do you think, Charlie?
1371
01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:49,090
Not bad for a warm-up act.
1372
01:22:49,382 --> 01:22:53,094
Sorry. Where the hell is Sandra?
We're on in five.
1373
01:23:00,267 --> 01:23:01,352
How's your head?
1374
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,355
Thumping in time with the beat.
1375
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:08,693
[woman] All right, guys? Come.
1376
01:23:15,366 --> 01:23:16,575
[music ends]
1377
01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:19,662
[cheering and applause]
1378
01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:26,002
- [indistinct announcements]
- [inhales]
1379
01:23:26,085 --> 01:23:27,211
I'm here.
1380
01:23:27,795 --> 01:23:30,339
- [Bif] Oh! Thank goodness!
- [Corrinna] Oh, here she is!
1381
01:23:31,841 --> 01:23:35,011
Oh, here she is.
Okay, guys, it's show time.
1382
01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:37,638
Just remember, if you enjoy it,
they'll enjoy it.
1383
01:23:37,722 --> 01:23:39,849
- You'll be fabulous.
- Break a leg, everyone.
1384
01:23:40,182 --> 01:23:41,767
[Announcement in Italian]
1385
01:23:46,856 --> 01:23:48,607
[Sisters playing]
1386
01:24:16,052 --> 01:24:17,762
[audience murmuring]
1387
01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:22,016
[Chantilly Lace playing]
1388
01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:44,747
[Stomp playing]
1389
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:18,781
[Waltz playing]
1390
01:25:46,976 --> 01:25:48,936
[In the mood playing]
1391
01:26:24,138 --> 01:26:25,264
Well done.
1392
01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:28,517
[cheering and applause]
1393
01:26:31,312 --> 01:26:32,313
[man 1] Bravo!
1394
01:26:34,315 --> 01:26:35,649
[man 2] Bravo!
1395
01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,278
Whoo!
1396
01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:42,031
[man 3] Bravo!
1397
01:26:44,074 --> 01:26:46,202
[man 4] Bravo!
1398
01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:53,709
[Bif coughing]
1399
01:26:54,418 --> 01:26:55,794
- Look out.
- Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
1400
01:26:55,878 --> 01:26:56,921
Whoa!
1401
01:26:57,296 --> 01:26:58,297
[chuckles]
1402
01:26:59,590 --> 01:27:01,967
Now, you sure you don't want me
to stay in with you tonight?
1403
01:27:02,051 --> 01:27:04,637
We could order up room service,
anything you fancy?
1404
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:05,846
Definitely not.
1405
01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:09,642
All the excitement has taken it out of me.
I just need to rest.
1406
01:27:10,768 --> 01:27:12,561
You go and enjoy yourself with Charlie.
1407
01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:14,521
Mmm.
1408
01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:20,277
Promise me, you won't make
the same mistake I did.
1409
01:27:22,571 --> 01:27:23,697
I'm not sure I could...
1410
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,618
Ever trust anyone again, really.
1411
01:27:31,121 --> 01:27:34,375
Sometimes,
you just need to take a leap of faith.
1412
01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:49,098
Yes, bullseye! Right.
1413
01:27:49,515 --> 01:27:54,019
"First one guarantees
that you will return to Rome."
1414
01:27:54,103 --> 01:27:55,688
Okay, and what's this one for?
1415
01:27:56,939 --> 01:27:59,191
No, I'm not telling you
till you've thrown it.
1416
01:28:03,654 --> 01:28:07,366
Yes! Bosh! Right. Yeah, right.
1417
01:28:07,866 --> 01:28:10,619
It says that the second one...
1418
01:28:12,204 --> 01:28:14,456
Leads to new romance.
1419
01:28:18,168 --> 01:28:19,211
What's the third one for?
1420
01:28:22,965 --> 01:28:24,466
It's... Marriage.
1421
01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:31,932
One sec. Sandra, erm...
1422
01:28:33,934 --> 01:28:35,436
There's something I need...
1423
01:28:36,603 --> 01:28:38,355
Well, you're not going to tell me
you're married?
1424
01:28:44,111 --> 01:28:45,321
What...
1425
01:28:47,197 --> 01:28:50,617
Yeah, Lilly's in the advanced stage
of Alzheimer's.
1426
01:28:50,701 --> 01:28:52,202
I thought you told me your wife had died.
1427
01:28:52,286 --> 01:28:54,038
No, no, I never said that.
1428
01:28:54,747 --> 01:28:57,583
She's been in a care home
for the past five years.
1429
01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:59,209
She doesn't recognise me.
1430
01:28:59,710 --> 01:29:03,255
She doesn't remember anything
about our life together any more.
1431
01:29:03,339 --> 01:29:04,548
Does Bif know?
1432
01:29:06,383 --> 01:29:08,886
- Yeah.
- Well, why wouldn't she have told me?
1433
01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:12,890
Well, perhaps she wanted us both
to be happy again.
1434
01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:16,226
Oh, I... I can't do this.
1435
01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:22,358
Sandra, Sandra, Sandra,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
1436
01:29:22,441 --> 01:29:24,401
Please, please, listen, just listen.
1437
01:29:27,988 --> 01:29:29,823
I didn't imagine for a minute
1438
01:29:30,199 --> 01:29:31,742
that I would be able to move on.
1439
01:29:32,743 --> 01:29:34,995
- But then you come into my life...
- I wouldn't have dropped my guard
1440
01:29:35,079 --> 01:29:36,205
if I'd known the truth.
1441
01:29:37,664 --> 01:29:38,665
But I promise you,
1442
01:29:39,458 --> 01:29:41,335
I didn't set out to deceive you.
1443
01:29:42,544 --> 01:29:44,546
I've grown really fond of you, Charlie.
1444
01:29:46,256 --> 01:29:47,674
But after what I've been through,
1445
01:29:48,175 --> 01:29:50,177
I can't be the other woman.
1446
01:29:51,887 --> 01:29:52,971
Sorry.
1447
01:30:05,275 --> 01:30:07,236
[mobile phone vibrating]
1448
01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,337
[sighs]
1449
01:30:30,551 --> 01:30:32,386
[indistinct chatter]
1450
01:30:46,066 --> 01:30:47,109
Bif.
1451
01:30:54,366 --> 01:30:55,742
[mutters]
1452
01:30:58,704 --> 01:31:00,747
Jackie, was Bif at breakfast?
1453
01:31:01,290 --> 01:31:03,250
I'm not sure but I'm not
at my best this morning.
1454
01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:06,503
Ted and I stayed up until 3:00
testing various Grappas.
1455
01:31:06,587 --> 01:31:08,338
- Do you want me to go and check?
- No, no, she's probably just having
1456
01:31:08,464 --> 01:31:10,007
a lie in, it's fine.
1457
01:31:16,889 --> 01:31:18,765
- [Sandra] Thank you, grazie.
- Prego.
1458
01:31:20,184 --> 01:31:21,226
Morning.
1459
01:31:22,186 --> 01:31:24,897
Did you hear me?
I've been knocking for ages.
1460
01:31:26,064 --> 01:31:29,443
Come on, we're gonna miss
the best of the day.
1461
01:31:31,028 --> 01:31:31,987
Hmm?
1462
01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:40,454
Oh...
1463
01:31:43,290 --> 01:31:44,291
No.
1464
01:31:48,337 --> 01:31:49,588
Oh... [sobs]
1465
01:31:52,466 --> 01:31:53,425
Bif.
1466
01:32:00,265 --> 01:32:01,850
[crying]
1467
01:32:37,386 --> 01:32:39,846
Growing up with Bif as my big sister,
1468
01:32:39,930 --> 01:32:44,601
I inherited my very own
alternative life coach.
1469
01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:47,479
I learned the ways of the world
1470
01:32:47,563 --> 01:32:50,232
through her example,
and as you can imagine,
1471
01:32:51,108 --> 01:32:53,110
it wasn't all textbook stuff.
1472
01:32:55,946 --> 01:33:00,492
The one thing she wasn't able to teach me
was how to say her name properly,
1473
01:33:01,702 --> 01:33:04,246
which is how she ended up
being known as Bif,
1474
01:33:04,788 --> 01:33:08,083
due to my inability
to pronounce Elizabeth.
1475
01:33:12,296 --> 01:33:13,755
My biggest regret
1476
01:33:14,423 --> 01:33:16,717
is that over the years we grew apart,
1477
01:33:17,801 --> 01:33:20,387
and it was only
when we reconnected last summer,
1478
01:33:21,346 --> 01:33:23,807
that I realised quite how much I missed...
1479
01:33:25,726 --> 01:33:27,227
Her guiding hand.
1480
01:33:31,565 --> 01:33:33,984
Her lust for life was contagious.
1481
01:33:35,527 --> 01:33:38,405
And being around her again
forced me to wake up
1482
01:33:38,488 --> 01:33:40,282
and start making the most of it.
1483
01:33:48,624 --> 01:33:50,000
My sister was loyal,
1484
01:33:50,876 --> 01:33:52,002
fun,
1485
01:33:52,628 --> 01:33:53,879
challenging,
1486
01:33:54,838 --> 01:33:58,675
mischievous, generous, loving
and stubborn as a mule.
1487
01:33:58,925 --> 01:34:00,344
[mild laughter]
1488
01:34:00,927 --> 01:34:05,432
She quite simply refused to be defined
by convention, or more recently,
1489
01:34:05,891 --> 01:34:07,059
illness.
1490
01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:13,440
She was truly a one-off.
1491
01:34:16,318 --> 01:34:20,155
The world is going to be a duller place
without you, Bif.
1492
01:34:33,919 --> 01:34:35,879
[ducks quacking]
1493
01:34:47,182 --> 01:34:48,892
[whispers] Last one in is a sissy.
1494
01:34:58,110 --> 01:34:59,528
[applause]
1495
01:35:02,989 --> 01:35:04,825
[indistinct chatter]
1496
01:35:10,706 --> 01:35:12,332
- You did very well.
- Are you coming afterwards?
1497
01:35:12,416 --> 01:35:14,000
Yes, I'll see you back up there.
1498
01:35:22,968 --> 01:35:24,052
Sandra.
1499
01:35:25,095 --> 01:35:25,971
I, er...
1500
01:35:26,722 --> 01:35:27,806
Can we talk?
1501
01:35:29,224 --> 01:35:30,267
About what?
1502
01:35:30,350 --> 01:35:31,268
[Nicola] Mum.
1503
01:35:33,353 --> 01:35:35,272
- About how you're coping...
- Mum?
1504
01:35:37,774 --> 01:35:39,484
- I...
- I'm going to go ahead and get the car.
1505
01:35:39,609 --> 01:35:40,694
Okay.
1506
01:35:43,196 --> 01:35:45,282
- You look shattered.
- I'm fine.
1507
01:35:45,365 --> 01:35:46,575
No, you're not.
1508
01:35:47,534 --> 01:35:48,827
We're not.
1509
01:35:49,786 --> 01:35:51,496
Please come home, Mum.
1510
01:35:52,831 --> 01:35:55,292
I want to have you with us
for your big birthday.
1511
01:35:57,085 --> 01:35:58,962
There's nothing keeping you here,
any more.
1512
01:36:00,630 --> 01:36:01,923
I'll see you at the top.
1513
01:36:10,515 --> 01:36:12,976
[sighs] Sandra.
1514
01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:17,397
- I know there's no point in...
- No. None at all, Mike.
1515
01:36:18,190 --> 01:36:20,901
I know I behaved like a complete idiot.
1516
01:36:20,984 --> 01:36:22,360
Whatever gave you that idea.
1517
01:36:22,444 --> 01:36:27,240
But sometimes the wrong turns in life
bring us to the right place.
1518
01:36:29,701 --> 01:36:33,038
I'd do anything, and everything
1519
01:36:33,663 --> 01:36:37,959
to take away the pain and humiliation
my stupidity has caused you.
1520
01:36:38,210 --> 01:36:41,338
I realise now how much
I really do love you,
1521
01:36:41,421 --> 01:36:42,798
have always loved you.
1522
01:36:44,216 --> 01:36:48,094
Give me... Us, a second chance,
1523
01:36:49,179 --> 01:36:52,808
and I promise,
I won't take you for granted ever again.
1524
01:36:58,730 --> 01:36:59,689
Hmm.
1525
01:37:06,363 --> 01:37:07,781
[Ted] Is that the lot, Sandra?
1526
01:37:08,990 --> 01:37:10,158
Yep, that's it.
1527
01:37:11,785 --> 01:37:13,954
Well, the charity shops
will not know what hit them.
1528
01:37:14,037 --> 01:37:16,039
Half of most of it came
from there in the first place.
1529
01:37:16,122 --> 01:37:17,165
[chuckles]
1530
01:37:22,587 --> 01:37:24,506
- Good luck, Sandra.
- Thank you.
1531
01:37:31,763 --> 01:37:33,682
I really do hope it works out for you.
1532
01:37:35,392 --> 01:37:37,269
Well, everyone deserves a second chance.
1533
01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:39,563
Even my husband.
1534
01:37:40,897 --> 01:37:42,524
And I hope he knows how lucky he is.
1535
01:37:49,531 --> 01:37:51,157
[door opens and shuts]
1536
01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:00,542
[exhales]
1537
01:38:59,351 --> 01:39:01,978
Welcome home, love. [chuckles]
1538
01:39:03,647 --> 01:39:05,398
I went to Marks and did
a bit of a food shop.
1539
01:39:05,482 --> 01:39:08,318
I got the veal and ham pie we like
for tea.
1540
01:39:08,401 --> 01:39:10,070
Er, I couldn't find your pickle.
1541
01:39:10,362 --> 01:39:12,781
As you know,
I'm a bit of a stranger to the larder.
1542
01:39:13,198 --> 01:39:15,033
I had a whisk round with the hoover.
1543
01:39:15,325 --> 01:39:18,078
But I fear my efforts
will not pass muster.
1544
01:39:18,370 --> 01:39:19,537
[laughs]
1545
01:39:45,355 --> 01:39:46,940
[whirring]
1546
01:39:54,155 --> 01:39:55,532
[whirring stops]
1547
01:40:10,380 --> 01:40:11,923
[Charlie] Dear Sandra,
1548
01:40:12,966 --> 01:40:17,178
I wanted to let you know that Lilly
has sadly passed away.
1549
01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:21,433
Now that she has reached the end
of her journey,
1550
01:40:22,308 --> 01:40:25,979
it feels like the right time
to embark on a new one of my own.
1551
01:40:27,564 --> 01:40:30,608
I'm setting sail for France on the 15th,
1552
01:40:30,692 --> 01:40:34,154
from my moorings in Paddington
to make the tide.
1553
01:40:35,697 --> 01:40:38,033
So if you're life is still without music,
1554
01:40:39,117 --> 01:40:41,536
and you fancy a decent croissant or two...
1555
01:40:50,628 --> 01:40:51,921
[girl] Give it to me.
1556
01:40:52,756 --> 01:40:53,923
Stop it.
1557
01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:56,384
Slower.
1558
01:40:56,468 --> 01:40:58,261
- [clinks glass]
- [feedback whines]
1559
01:40:58,344 --> 01:41:02,390
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
and those of you who are undecided.
1560
01:41:02,515 --> 01:41:03,725
[laughter]
1561
01:41:03,808 --> 01:41:07,353
We're gathered here today to celebrate
the birthday of my wonderful wife.
1562
01:41:08,229 --> 01:41:11,191
Like a fine wine,
she only grows better with time,
1563
01:41:11,816 --> 01:41:15,028
and I'm looking forward to sharing
many more vintage years with her.
1564
01:41:15,111 --> 01:41:16,946
- [crowd] Aw!
- Happy birthday, my love.
1565
01:41:18,281 --> 01:41:21,326
[all singing] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1566
01:41:21,659 --> 01:41:24,829
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1567
01:41:24,996 --> 01:41:25,997
Come on.
1568
01:41:26,081 --> 01:41:29,167
♪ Happy Birthday, dear Sandra ♪
1569
01:41:29,793 --> 01:41:34,422
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1570
01:41:35,006 --> 01:41:36,341
[all cheering]
1571
01:41:37,383 --> 01:41:38,718
[music playing]
1572
01:41:41,846 --> 01:41:43,890
God, look what Gloria is wearing.
1573
01:41:45,141 --> 01:41:49,646
Do you remember
that time in Claridge's when,
1574
01:41:50,605 --> 01:41:52,440
when we told her to get the sommelier,
1575
01:41:53,108 --> 01:41:55,610
and she tried to order two bottles of it?
1576
01:41:56,194 --> 01:41:57,487
[giggles]
1577
01:41:57,570 --> 01:41:58,613
Do you remember?
1578
01:41:59,072 --> 01:42:01,741
Oh, was it Claridge's? My memory.
1579
01:42:01,825 --> 01:42:02,867
[laughs]
1580
01:42:03,368 --> 01:42:05,161
Granny, can you teach me how to dance?
1581
01:42:05,245 --> 01:42:07,247
Oh, I'm in the middle of a story!
1582
01:42:07,622 --> 01:42:09,249
Of course, I can, darling. Come on.
1583
01:42:09,499 --> 01:42:10,542
Oh!
1584
01:42:14,003 --> 01:42:16,673
- I want you to take your shoes off.
- Okay.
1585
01:42:21,094 --> 01:42:23,138
Now, I want you to put your feet on mine.
1586
01:42:28,143 --> 01:42:30,895
This is really boring.
Can't we do Gangnam Style?
1587
01:42:31,688 --> 01:42:32,897
Oh, I don't think I know that.
1588
01:42:33,731 --> 01:42:35,275
Wait, wait, wait, stay there, stay there.
1589
01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:38,570
Excuse me, excuse me.
1590
01:42:41,990 --> 01:42:44,284
[upbeat instrumental music playing]
1591
01:43:00,592 --> 01:43:02,719
[laughing]
1592
01:43:18,735 --> 01:43:21,404
You're making a spectacle of yourself,
Sandra. Everybody's looking.
1593
01:43:22,238 --> 01:43:24,365
Who fucking cares?
1594
01:43:24,449 --> 01:43:27,035
I do. You've had too much to drink,
let's get you a coffee.
1595
01:43:27,660 --> 01:43:28,995
Come on. Come on.
1596
01:43:29,871 --> 01:43:32,290
The last thing I need is a bloody coffee.
1597
01:43:33,583 --> 01:43:36,294
I'm stone-cold sober, Mike.
1598
01:43:38,004 --> 01:43:41,341
You know, I didn't think anything
could be worse than being betrayed by you.
1599
01:43:41,841 --> 01:43:47,138
But actually, I've realised I've spent
the last 35 years betraying myself.
1600
01:43:49,807 --> 01:43:53,394
I want you to remember
that granny loves you very much.
1601
01:43:57,607 --> 01:43:59,317
I love you, too, darling.
1602
01:44:00,235 --> 01:44:02,820
- I'll keep in touch.
- Mum, where are you going?
1603
01:44:04,739 --> 01:44:07,617
To see the world. It's bigger than this.
1604
01:44:26,261 --> 01:44:27,804
[Ted] Charlie, where'd you want the bait?
1605
01:44:28,263 --> 01:44:31,057
Yeah, just there by the hatch,
mate, thanks.
1606
01:44:40,275 --> 01:44:42,527
Hey, Ted, if you change your mind, mate,
1607
01:44:43,069 --> 01:44:45,154
plenty of room in here for a stowaway.
1608
01:44:45,363 --> 01:44:48,783
Aye, if it wasn't for the grand kids,
I'd love to be your cabin boy.
1609
01:44:53,788 --> 01:44:56,332
Hey, why don't you give Jackie a ring, eh?
1610
01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:58,418
Ask her out for a drink.
1611
01:44:58,501 --> 01:45:00,670
- You think so?
- Mind you, if it goes anywhere,
1612
01:45:00,753 --> 01:45:02,630
make sure you get a prenup. [chuckles]
1613
01:45:04,549 --> 01:45:05,925
I'm going to get out here.
1614
01:45:08,094 --> 01:45:11,055
[song playing]
1615
01:45:27,530 --> 01:45:28,489
Sandra?
1616
01:45:28,865 --> 01:45:29,824
What are you doing here?
1617
01:45:30,074 --> 01:45:32,368
- Where's Charlie?
- He left a few minutes ago.
1618
01:45:32,577 --> 01:45:33,536
Oh!
1619
01:45:34,245 --> 01:45:35,204
Wrong way.
1620
01:45:35,621 --> 01:45:37,999
Oh. Wrong way. Thank you.
1621
01:45:38,374 --> 01:45:39,542
[panting]
1622
01:45:47,425 --> 01:45:48,301
Charlie.
1623
01:45:50,219 --> 01:45:51,346
Charlie!
1624
01:45:51,679 --> 01:45:54,098
[song continues]
1625
01:46:37,683 --> 01:46:38,684
Charlie!
1626
01:46:39,769 --> 01:46:40,937
Sandra!
1627
01:46:41,437 --> 01:46:42,855
I didn't think you'd come!
1628
01:46:43,398 --> 01:46:45,316
Neither did I, but you're right,
1629
01:46:45,775 --> 01:46:48,569
it's impossible to find
a decent croissant in Surrey.
1630
01:46:50,113 --> 01:46:51,239
What are you doing?
1631
01:46:52,990 --> 01:46:54,992
I'm taking a leap of faith!