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Is this real?
Hashtag no filter.
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The couple that yogas together,
stays together.
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Prayer hands emoji.
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A perfect day
for a perfect wedding.
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Hashtag perfect
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so glad I married this weirdo.
Fluttering heart emoji.
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Getting the band back together.
Hashtag all the line.
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Yup! That's how we roll.
Princess emoji.
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And the festivities begin.
Twin hearts emoji.
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Fairy tale wedding.
Hashtag about last night.
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Happy to be sharing this day
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with all my favorite humans.
Hashtag blessed.
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The couple that
yogas together stays together.
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A perfect day
for a perfect wedding.
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Princess emoji.
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Yup! That's how we roll.
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All my favorite humans.
Hashtag blessed.
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Hashtag all the line.
Hashtag about last night.
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Hashtag perfect.
Fairy tale wedding.
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- Is this real?
- Hashtag blessed.
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I know...
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Hi, Charlotte.
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-Ingrid.
-Congratulations.
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--Thanks for inviting me.
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- You fucking cunt!
- -Help!
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"Dear Charlotte,
I want you to know
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how sorry I am
about what happened.
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I think having this time apart
has been really good for me.
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I'm learning how
to be present...
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How to live in the moment...
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How to listen.
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Sometimes I'll hear a joke
that reminds me of you.
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And I'll feel sad because I have
no way of telling you about it.
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But, maybe, that's okay.
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Maybe, it's good to be alone
once in a while.
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I don't what
the future holds for me.
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I just know that things
are gonna be different now.
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And I guess
I just wanted to say thank you.
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You're the only person
who reached out to me
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after my mom died.
And, I'll never forget that.
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And I hope that someday
you and I can...
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Look back on all of this
and laugh.
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Your friend always,
Ingrid."
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You'll freeze to death
if you stay here!
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Taylor Sloane
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holy shit.
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"Live in the sunshine,
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swim in the sea,
drink the wild air."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson.
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My muse.
Hashtag rothko the dog.
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There's science,
logic and reason
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and then there is, California.
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Baby, you're a firework.
American flag emoji.
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You're so cool.
Hashtag true romance vibes.
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Another day,
another avocado toast.
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Prayer hands emoji.
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Yeah,
I'm just gonna pay someone.
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I'm sick of doing it myself.
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Oh, my god,
you're not gonna believe
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who I'm looking at right now.
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Ingrid thorburn.
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She just saw me.
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Yeah, I thought she was
in an insane asylum.
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I know, right?
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I mean, Charlotte had to get
a restraining order against her.
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They weren't
even friends.
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Charlotte just commented
on one of her instagrams,
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and then Ingrid went
full stalker on her.
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She looks bad.
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She haunts right now.
So dark...
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I wish!
Grateful kitchen, actually.
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They are the best.
Check it out
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next time you're in L.A.
winking face emoji
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hi, Taylor.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, so, you know,
that shit was poppin',
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and after a while of me
squeezing on her ass
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and rubbin' on it...
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We went to the crib
for some netflix and chill.
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But you ain't paying
your damn subscription
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no, it wasn't nothing like this.
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No dude, I gotta' call you back.
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Alright.
Hey.
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Dan pinto.
Nice to meet you.
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Thorburn. Ingrid thorburn.
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Okay, Ingrid thorburn.
You-- you like the place?
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-Are you the landlord?
-Yes, I'd shock you.
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I'm the dude who lives next door
which you pay rent to.
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The landlord thing is
just a side hassle
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so I can get my real shit
up the ground.
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You're in movies?
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-Yeah.
-Anything I've seen?
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-Alright, Batman?
-You wrote that?
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No, but I'm writing
a spec script.
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It's-it's not authorized,
but I think it will be
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a nice installment
in a franchise.
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How much is this place?
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Twenty-nine hundred,
the first two months,
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plus the security deposit.
No pets!
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But we are 420 fellows,
so, you know.
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Do you take cash?
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-Are you an escort or something?
-No.
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Fuck!
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-Are you a drug dealer?
-No.
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Okay, for real what you do?
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You got a backpack
full of money.
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Suspicious.
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Yeah, if you really wanna know,
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my mom just died
and left me a bunch of money.
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I didn't mean to offend.
Like, my condolences. I mean...
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It's okay.
It's all there.
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-Thank you.
-Fuck off, then.
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Alright. Bye.
See ya' later then.
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What's your biggest
emotional wound?
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-What?
-It's our question of the day.
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- Oh.
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Mine's actually my relationship
with my dad.
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- I'm good, thanks.
- -Alright.
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Well, in that case,
welcome to grateful kitchen.
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My name's Eden.
How can I nourish you today?
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You know, I'm actually meeting
a friend for lunch here.
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-Have you seen her?
-Oh, yeah, Taylor Sloane.
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Yeah, yeah.
She comes in all the time.
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- I know.
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She was actually here
like an hour ago.
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You said
you're meeting her for lunch?
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Oh...
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God, I must've gotten
the time wrong,
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so stupid.
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Do you remember
what she ordered?
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Summer chop,
courtesy of the lovely ladies
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at the hive, L.A.
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New Clare v clutch
got me like... Princess emoji.
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"We tell ourselves
stories in order to live"
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Joan didion.
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Cauliflower samosa.
Game on fleek!
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They're totally safe.
I think they're conflict free.
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Oh, my god!
That's gorgeous.
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Noted!
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And did she
outsource to China?
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No I think she makes
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-everything...
-Fuck!
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Just...
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Whatever, just be cool.
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Just be, mellow!
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It's fine.
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Fuck.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Cool! I think I'm gonna buy it.
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Excuse me, miss?
You can't take that.
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Yeah I know, I was just...
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Okay, I'll be right out.
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--What are you doing?
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What are you doing here, baby?
Come here.
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What are you doing?
What's going on?
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--Thank you very much!
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-You're welcome.
-Wow! It's my lucky night.
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Oh, god, I hope they brought
cards again...
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Oh, I know.
I don't wanna play mafia again.
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Shh. Hi, rothko.
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Want a treat?
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Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, good boy.
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Shhh. Good boy.
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Shh! Shh! Stop.
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Quiet. It's okay.
Be quiet.
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Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up!
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-- Yo!
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- Fuck!
- - Ingrid.
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--Shh. It's okay.
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- I know you're in there.
- Shut up. It's okay.
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- Coming!
- - Come on.
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Ingrid!
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-Hey.
-Yo, what's going on?
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-Nothing.
-Yeah?
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What? Did you get
a new haircut or something?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just...
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When in California...
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Um, did you get a dog?
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-No.
-'Cause it definitely sounds
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-like there's a dog in here.
-Yeah, that's because
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I was watching
a movie about dogs.
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Oh, watcha' watchin'?
Beethoven?
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-Yes.
-Wanna watch it the next door?
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I mean I got a bubbler,
you know.
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I got way more food
than you got here.
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Oh, you already have company.
I see!
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My friend asked me to dog sit.
Okay?
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What did I ask you to do?
No pets. That's all.
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My only stipulation.
I'm allergic to dogs, Ingrid.
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Okay. Um, it's just one night.
He won't go near you
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and he's leaving tomorrow.
I promise.
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You leaving tomorrow,
if he doesn't.
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Okay.
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- Hello?
- Hello.
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Hi, I'm not sure
if I have the right number.
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I'm calling about a lost dog
named rothko.
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Babe, we got rothko.
Babe, someone found rothko.
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But is he okay?
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Yeah, he's... he's good
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okay, where do you live?
I'm gonna come there right now
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oh, um, you know what, actually?
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My-- it's not a good time.
I'm actually running errands,
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so, how about I just swing
on over to you guys
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and I'll just drop him off,
to mummy and daddy!
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Okay? Sounds good?
So I'll be right over.
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Okay, okay. Well, wait,
don't you need the address?
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Yeah, of course
i need the address.
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Let me just get a pen.
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Okay, got one.
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-Hi!
-Oh, my god! Thank you so much!
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-Hi. Oh, it's okay.
-It's okay. It's okay.
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You're home.
You're home.
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-My god! You're a life saver.
-Good boy.
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-Hi, I'm Taylor.
-Ingrid.
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-Thank you so much!
-How's it going?
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Where did you find him?
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Just a couple of blocks
from here. So weird!
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Oh, sorry! Before I forget.
Sorry.
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Oh, look, you guys wear
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- the same purse!
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- It's crazy!
-Oh, my god!
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So random.
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-I'm naming it down to cash.
-Oh, please, no, I...
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I don't want your money.
Please.
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Oh! No, no, no.
Come on. We insist, please.
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- No, really... yes!
- -Are you sure?
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Yes. He's so cute.
He was just good company.
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Honestly,
I'm just glad he's home.
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-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
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Whoa, we can't let you
go empty-handed.
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We're making dinner.
Let us make you dinner.
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-Yes! I love that idea.
-It's a good idea.
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Oh, yeah.
I mean, you should...
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Absolutely,
unless have other plans.
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Nope. I'm free.
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I haven't seen that
in a while.
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Here.
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I do have to apologize because
we've been so stressed out
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with rothko being gone that
we haven't had the opportunity
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-to go to farmer's market yet.
-Oh, it's fine.
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Yeah, I hope you don't mind
if we improvise a little. Huh?
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--You know what I mean?
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--I don't mind that.
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I feel like I'm in a restaurant.
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--More like kitchen nightmares.
249
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You wish!
250
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:40,858
Holy fuck! This is incredible.
251
00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:43,594
Jesus!
This is fucking delicious.
252
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,829
Have we met before?
253
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:49,433
No, no, definitely not.
254
00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:51,635
'Cause your face,
it looks so familiar.
255
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:54,872
Can I use your bathroom?
256
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,883
And so
we're learning how to surf...
257
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,184
--...and all of a sudden,
258
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,153
-i got stung by a jellyfish.
-No!
259
00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:43,954
I thought it was a man o'war.
260
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:47,024
And then-- that's right.
He...
261
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,428
-Yeah, i-i-i peed--
-yeah. He had to pee on my leg.
262
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,430
-I peed on her leg.
-Ew! He did not?
263
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,899
You know, it was kinda gross,
but kinda hot, too.
264
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,534
-Yeah
-we don't need to redo it,
265
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,068
but it was actually
not that bad.
266
00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,837
Oh, you wanna
reenact it right now?
267
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,739
--No.
268
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,141
You wanna--
wanna another glass of "vino,"
269
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,010
-to top it off?
-Yeah, thanks.
270
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,578
Yeah, you gotta' own that baby.
271
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,847
-Anyone wants more of it?
-Mm-hmm.
272
00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:13,918
So, what do you guys do
for money?
273
00:24:14,152 --> 00:24:15,953
Ah, I'm a photographer.
274
00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:17,988
Wow! That's amazing
275
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:21,225
I mean, it's not as glamorous
as it sounds occasionally.
276
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:24,161
Brands, they pay me
to post things online.
277
00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:26,864
She's really...
She's really good.
278
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,633
-Cool.
-Really good, really creative.
279
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:30,801
Thanks, baby.
280
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,738
Oh, my god, I know where...
I know where we met.
281
00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:37,775
Um, it was
the echo park craft fair.
282
00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:40,744
And you were selling
those Bolivian Clay pots.
283
00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:42,546
-Right! The pots.
-I bought like, eight.
284
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:45,683
Not me.
Actually, I just moved here.
285
00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:51,055
Maybe, you're confusing her
with one of your insta-fans.
286
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,059
He's just giving me shit because
287
00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:57,695
I happen to engage
with people on social media
288
00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,563
like the rest
of the known universe,
289
00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:02,933
and my husband has
a chronic case of technophobia.
290
00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:05,002
-Wow.
-He still uses a flip phone.
291
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:05,002
- No!
- -Yeah!
292
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:08,038
- No, he does not.
-Wow! Okay, alright.
293
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,840
-Okay, first of-- I got--
-can you hear me?
294
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,109
--S-stop. Stop.
295
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:16,080
I just prefer to keep certain
parts of my life, private.
296
00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,715
That's it. That's all.
297
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:20,918
And-- and let...
You know, just let my work
298
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,621
sort of just speak for itself.
That's...
299
00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:24,955
You know, we talked about that.
300
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:27,224
Ezra is an artist.
301
00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:29,126
Really?
What kinda stuff do you do?
302
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:34,665
Yeah, I guess
you could label it, um...
303
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,268
Pop art. That's what I have kind
of calling it.
304
00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:39,303
But I haven't... there's no...
I don't like labels,
305
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:42,072
-you know what I mean?
-You do backgrounds as well?
306
00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,309
Um, no, no,
those are found objects
307
00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,811
from flea markets
across the United States.
308
00:25:47,813 --> 00:25:49,680
- Yeah.
-Are any of these for sale?
309
00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:52,917
-I don't-- not technically--
-yes, they are.
310
00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:54,885
-You know? Yeah, yeah, they are.
-Yeah.
311
00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:55,085
How much is this one?
312
00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:59,890
- How much..
-What do we say, 12, $1,200?
313
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:02,059
-I think it's what he said.
-Yeah.
314
00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:05,062
-Ballpark, $1,200.
-Cool. I'll take it.
315
00:26:05,697 --> 00:26:06,964
Do you take cash?
316
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:14,104
- Oopsy, sorry!
317
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,140
-In those.
-To my baby.
318
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:20,978
Okay.
To our new friend, Ingrid.
319
00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:24,748
Rescuer of dogs.
320
00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:27,585
-Patron of the arts.
-Mm-hmm.
321
00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:30,955
And... all around
a really great neighbor.
322
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:34,091
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
323
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:41,899
Um, so if you need anything...
324
00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,301
Um, transportation.
I can bring it over tomorrow,
325
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:46,236
-um, I gotta--
-no, I can take it tonight.
326
00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:48,372
-Oh, really?
-Yeah, I'll take it myself.
327
00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,741
-Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me.
-What? What's the matter?
328
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,710
- What[S going on?
- Is everything okay?
329
00:26:52,844 --> 00:26:56,013
Yeah, it's fine. It's just that
my friend anish keeps promising
330
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:58,048
to help me take our trailer,
in the driveway,
331
00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:01,218
to our place in Joshua tree,
and she just flaked at the end.
332
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,954
-It's cool. We'll figure it out.
-Yeah, we'll figure it out.
333
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,223
Who else we know
that has a truck?
334
00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:15,032
Hey. Okay, one second.
Shit.
335
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,002
Yes? Oh, hey.
Hey, Ingrid. Hey.
336
00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:21,839
-I need to borrow your truck.
-Oh, the bat mobile?
337
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:26,343
It's chill. Where we going?
Ikea? Home depot?
338
00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,178
No, actually,
i need it this Saturday.
339
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,847
Uh, no, no.
No, no can't do.
340
00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,415
-Just for a couple of hours.
-No, my table read...
341
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:32,683
-Please.
-...For my script
342
00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:32,683
-is this Saturday night. I--
-that's okay, that's okay.
343
00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:36,954
I just need it during the day,
and I'll totally have it back
344
00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:39,790
before your table read
or whatever, I promise.
345
00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:40,991
Or whatever.
346
00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:43,327
-Please
-i don't know, Ingrid.
347
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,029
Please, please, please, please.
348
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,964
I'll do anything
349
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,832
anything?
350
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:51,835
It's funny you should say that
351
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:54,004
cause' the chick who
we got to play catwoman,
352
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,407
she got booked to do
this nickelodeon thing
353
00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:58,208
and I need a replacement so..
354
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,244
You don't have anyone else
who can do that?
355
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,279
Don't you have another truck
you could use?
356
00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:06,216
Oh!
Come on, catwoman.
357
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:08,385
Scratch my back.
I'll scratch yours.
358
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:10,888
Deal.
359
00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:16,293
Come here Saturday. Be here.
Six o' clock.
360
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,228
Meow.
361
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:20,731
Yeah... I like that.
362
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:26,837
I can't believe you've never
been to Joshua tree before.
363
00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:30,074
-I know.
-Oh, my god,
364
00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,743
we should go to integratron
and get a sound bath.
365
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:34,311
Do you know what that is?
366
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:38,015
Yeah, it's like,
so healing and re-grounding.
367
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:40,851
-It's really incredible.
-Cool.
368
00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:46,223
Oh, my god! What is this?
369
00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:49,860
I had no idea you were
so into Batman.
370
00:28:54,332 --> 00:28:56,133
- I'm not.
371
00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:59,269
-Hey, chill. Chill.
-We're good.
372
00:28:59,437 --> 00:28:59,436
Oh, my god.
373
00:29:01,172 --> 00:29:04,475
My brother was like obsessed
with this movie growing up.
374
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:08,278
-You've a brother?
-Yeah, Nicky.
375
00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:12,416
He's amazing, he's like so funny
and like, genius level smart.
376
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:14,885
I mean, he had a few rushes
with the law
377
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:16,353
but he's like totally sober now.
378
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:18,388
Oh, it's good.
379
00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:25,462
-Maybe you should pull over?
-No, it's fine.
380
00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:28,766
It does this thing
all the time, this gutter.
381
00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:31,201
I'm gonna just see
if there's like, a manual or--
382
00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:33,904
holy shit! Jesus Christ, Ingrid
383
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,806
-oh, my god.
-Oh, my god.
384
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:37,374
Why do you have a gun in here?
385
00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:40,477
It's not real.
It's-- just close it.
386
00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:42,813
It's just to scare people.
387
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:45,516
-It's fine, I don't even--
-who is Daniel pinto?
388
00:29:47,485 --> 00:29:49,853
I can't people you didn't
tell me you had a boyfriend.
389
00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:52,823
I know, but it's not serious
or anything, that's why.
390
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,092
Is he your drug dealer?
391
00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:58,462
No. He's--
he's a screenplay writer.
392
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:00,564
He writes movies.
393
00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:04,334
Oh, my god. A tortured artist.
I love that.
394
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,137
I know. Me too.
395
00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,373
How long you guys been dating?
396
00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:12,876
Like a week.
397
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,246
You-- you've been dating a week
and he's already letting
398
00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:18,549
-you borrow his truck
-yeah.
399
00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:22,319
-Why? Is that weird?
-No. Damn, girl.
400
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,255
You just-- you move fast.
That's incredible.
401
00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:28,292
What did you do
to get that one? Shit.
402
00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:31,261
I know.
I just gave him a blowjob.
403
00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:37,301
You're so funny. I love you
so much. You're amazing.
404
00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:39,603
Oh, my god,
you're my favorite person,
405
00:30:39,605 --> 00:30:42,172
I've ever met.
Oh, my god.
406
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,507
You're good to go ladies.
407
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,442
Engine just needed
to cool down a bit.
408
00:30:45,877 --> 00:30:48,145
Oh, my god,
you're a Saint smithy,
409
00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:50,314
- thank you so much!
- -Thank you so much!
410
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:53,917
Would you mind, actually just
snapping a quick photo of us?
411
00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:55,285
That'd be really great.
412
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,554
- Okay.
-Thank you.
413
00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:03,427
Okay, cheese.
414
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,631
Actually, that smile,
and if you hold your back
415
00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:09,199
down like this,
it might look better.
416
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,168
And even at an angle, maybe.
Cool.
417
00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,339
Okay, here you go.
418
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:17,574
Thank you.
419
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,278
Sorry, would you actually,
would you mind
420
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,513
just taking a few more?
Maybe, if you got lower,
421
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:25,415
then you can get
the sign above our heads,
422
00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,384
and that would be amazing.
Here you go.
423
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:29,253
-Thanks, you're the best.
-Sure.
424
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,889
Just do it on your left.
425
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,292
If you get lower,
that would be better.
426
00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:38,462
- You mean on the floor?
- -Yeah, if you can.
427
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,597
Okay.
428
00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:41,298
Last one.
429
00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:44,968
Should we try one
with the peace sign?
430
00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:46,169
Yeah.
431
00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:55,579
Oh, my god,
i love this time of the day.
432
00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:59,950
I'm just not sure
if we should paint it or not.
433
00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:01,418
I think I like this color.
434
00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:05,589
I think it's perfect.
So nice here.
435
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,691
I mean, you really
should've seen it
436
00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:09,693
when we bought it,
because it was wild.
437
00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:12,496
Then Ezra and I were able to do
all the renovations ourselves,
438
00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:14,197
- which was really special.
439
00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:15,399
He's so great at that.
440
00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:21,238
We should probably
head back soon.
441
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:23,206
No, are you crazy?
We just got here.
442
00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:28,545
I know something we should do.
443
00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:37,154
-Do you do this a lot?
-Not anymore, really.
444
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:39,456
I think the last time we did
it was probably burning man.
445
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,091
- Have you been to burning man?
446
00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:42,592
Cause' you could totally
join our camp next year.
447
00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:45,095
It'd be really fun.
Oh, I'm so happy we are here.
448
00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:47,364
Happy's is the best.
I mean, like,
449
00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:50,334
the crowd it is a bit stretch,
but they always have great music
450
00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,302
-in the fest as surprise
-cool.
451
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,537
Mm-hmm.
452
00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:58,008
-Is everything okay?
-Yeah, totally.
453
00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:01,311
-It's Dan checking up on me.
-Oh, that's really sweet.
454
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:04,014
Ezra never checks up on me.
Come on, hurry up.
455
00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:06,383
Oh, yeah. Now, I'm gonna--
gonna do it too.
456
00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:09,052
I wanna dance, I wanna dance,
i wanna dance, I wanna dance.
457
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:28,305
- No, to you.
- -No, to you.
458
00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:30,007
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
459
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:38,415
Shot, shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot...
460
00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:30,260
Dan's gonna kill me.
461
00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,696
Okay, you need to relax,
it's just a scratch.
462
00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:34,331
And I bet
he won't even notice it.
463
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,766
You can buff that right out.
464
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,668
What do you think
i should say happened?
465
00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:41,671
Um... say like,
466
00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:44,774
"look, I made a mistake."
And I'm sure he'll understand.
467
00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:48,545
Now, you really shouldn't let
a little scratch
468
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,847
ruin otherwise perfect night.
469
00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:54,651
Yeah, you're so right.
470
00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,822
Can I tell you a secret?
471
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:01,825
Um... yeah.
472
00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:04,928
Do you see
that house over there?
473
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:08,765
-Twenty-two, flamingo Lane.
-Yeah.
474
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,468
Well, I'm thinking
about buying it.
475
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:15,238
And this is gonna sound like,
such a crazy idea...
476
00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:19,476
But I have this dream
of opening a boutique hotel
477
00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:22,946
that's filled with like,
everything I love,
478
00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:24,848
and everything in it
is for sale.
479
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:28,251
I's gonna be like my instagram,
but in real life.
480
00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:31,421
Okay, you have to do that.
Like, now.
481
00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:32,956
--That's amazing.
482
00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:35,192
I'm thinking about calling it...
483
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,360
"Desert door."
484
00:36:39,730 --> 00:36:42,632
-Did you just come up with that?
-No, I mean, i-- I wish.
485
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:45,235
It's from this Norman mailer
book that I'm obsessed with
486
00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:46,736
called the deer park.
487
00:36:47,638 --> 00:36:49,306
-The deer park?
-Mm-hmm.
488
00:36:50,908 --> 00:36:52,676
Could you actually promise
that, um...
489
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,844
Not to say anything to Ezra?
490
00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:57,814
Because I haven't actually
talked to him about it yet.
491
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,284
Yeah. Why?
492
00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:04,854
I don't know. Like, ever since
i convinced him to quit his job
493
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:06,756
and become an artist full time,
494
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:09,593
he's just been like,
super-weird about money.
495
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,463
But I thought you said
his paintings were popular.
496
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:14,864
No, I mean, like,
don't get me wrong.
497
00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:16,900
He is absurdly talented,
but he doesn't
498
00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:19,402
believe in self-promotion,
and just like, thinks...
499
00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:22,706
It's really phony or something.
I'm sorry, I'm like,
500
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,875
talking at you.
You probably think I'm awful.
501
00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:26,343
No.
502
00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:30,747
-You're perfect.
-Yeah, perfectly fucked up.
503
00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:32,482
No.
504
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:35,819
You are, by far the coolest,
505
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:38,288
most interesting person
I've ever met.
506
00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:40,323
I'm serious.
507
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:43,493
My god.
Thank you.
508
00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:49,266
You're a really good friend,
Ingrid.
509
00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:56,306
We're missing all
these shooting stars.
510
00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:58,375
- Hmm.
-Come on.
511
00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:36,313
We did it.
512
00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:41,384
Thank you.
513
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:44,754
- Thank you.
-Oh, and tell Dan
514
00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:46,523
I'm really sorry
about his truck.
515
00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:49,492
But I'm really looking forward
to meeting him.
516
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,928
-Okay. Bye.
-Bye.
517
00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:59,369
Its obviously day,
so I don't know where she is.
518
00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,771
- Shit. Shit, shit.
- - I tried calling her...
519
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,574
- Hey.
520
00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:07,744
I apologize to you, guys.
Sorry for wasting your time.
521
00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:11,848
-Yo! Where the fuck were you?
-I'm sorry--
522
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,483
-you sorry?
-Yeah. I'm--
523
00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:16,019
false alarm, guys.
Go on about your day.
524
00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,821
-Fuck!
-How was the table read?
525
00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:20,890
How was-- I had to cancel it.
No catwoman. No table read.
526
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,029
-What the fuck is this?
-I know. Look, you can probably
527
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,064
-buff it right out.
-Look at my shit!
528
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,600
It was an accident, okay.
I'm sorry.
529
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,469
I'll pay for it, okay?
530
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,070
Some of it.
531
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,507
-All of it, okay?
-Is there anything else
532
00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:38,975
I need to know about Ingrid?
533
00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,512
We might have done
all of your cocaine
534
00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:43,980
-that we found in the--
-shut the fuck up.
535
00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:47,984
Thank you, guys. All good.
Thank you for your service.
536
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:49,919
-What the fuck's wrong with you?
-I'm sorry.
537
00:39:51,989 --> 00:39:54,424
I trusted you.
As you live here.
538
00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:56,760
I called the police
worried about you.
539
00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:59,028
I should've been worried
about my fucking truck.
540
00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:03,400
You're supposed to be catwoman.
You ain't nothing but two-faced.
541
00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:05,402
Here I was looking out for you.
542
00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:08,037
-Fuck that. Don't, watch out.
-Dan.
543
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:10,140
- It's just a--
-damn me.
544
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:12,675
Damn all that, man.
545
00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:28,191
Feet on the ground,
head in the skies.
546
00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:30,126
Twin ladies emoji.
547
00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:45,141
"Dear Charlotte,
you're probably wondering
548
00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:47,544
what I've been up to
these last few weeks.
549
00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:50,814
Well, I decided
to give myself a fresh start
550
00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:52,882
in beautiful, sunny Los Angeles.
551
00:40:57,221 --> 00:40:58,988
L.A. is the best."
552
00:40:59,223 --> 00:40:59,222
Yeah, I think we're doing okay.
553
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:02,125
"I found an amazing house
by the beach,
554
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,594
and I'm making a ton
of new friends.
555
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:06,830
My best friend Taylor
has been helping me
556
00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:08,565
explore my creative side.
557
00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:10,033
It's a part of me
I never even knew existed."
558
00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:12,836
What's is this? You need this.
You need this in your house.
559
00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:15,171
-It'd like, change everything.
-Yeah, totally.
560
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:26,049
"I've been getting
really into photography lately.
561
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:29,018
You should totally
follow me on instagram.
562
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,987
I have almost 1,000 followers
563
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,789
and I'm getting new ones
everyday.
564
00:41:35,526 --> 00:41:37,093
I have a boyfriend now too.
565
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:41,197
His name is Daniel
and he's absurdly talented.
566
00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:44,534
He's writing the new
Batman movie.
567
00:41:45,569 --> 00:41:45,969
Pretty cool, huh?
568
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:53,142
Anyway,
I hope you're doing well.
569
00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:56,846
I know I am.
That's all thanks to you.
570
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,815
So... no hard feelings.
571
00:42:01,151 --> 00:42:03,686
Your friend, always."
572
00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:12,161
- Hey.
- -Hey.
573
00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:13,897
So cute, I love that.
574
00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:15,698
Thanks.
Whose car's parked
575
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,000
- in the driveway?
- - Hey, sis?
576
00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:19,235
- Yeah.
-You float me some cash.
577
00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:20,670
I had to cancel
my credit cards
578
00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:21,971
and I need some clothes
for tonight.
579
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:23,907
- Okay. Stop it.
I got it.
580
00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:25,174
- Nicky?
- -Yes?
581
00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:26,843
Why don't you have
any clothes, man?
582
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:28,978
-Who's this?
Oh, sorry, this is Ingrid.
583
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:30,747
-Ingrid.
-This is my brother Nicky.
584
00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:32,315
He just flown from Paris
to surprise us.
585
00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:34,017
Wow! Paris.
586
00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,552
- Give me my phone.
-Hi.
587
00:42:36,086 --> 00:42:37,954
- Stop!
588
00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:40,590
How long are you here for?
589
00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:43,326
Ah, I was thinking like,
two or three weeks tops.
590
00:42:43,761 --> 00:42:46,596
Ah, i-- sorry--
wha-- two or three weeks?
591
00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:49,832
-It's the best surprise ever.
-Best surprise! Eh-heh!
592
00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:51,634
- Best surprise! Eh-heh!
- -Best surprise!
593
00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:54,103
-Give me my phone. Give it.
-No. No. Huh-uh.
594
00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:55,805
Taylor, I brought some rosé!
595
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:58,074
Oh, my god,
this is such a great bottle.
596
00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,709
I know, I thought
you liked that kind.
597
00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:01,344
- Thank you.
- -All right, nice.
598
00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:04,614
-Cool.
-What's your story, "Olga"?
599
00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:05,949
It's Ingrid.
600
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:08,718
Do you speak French?
601
00:43:16,026 --> 00:43:17,660
So I'm chilling
in the ritz lobby
602
00:43:17,662 --> 00:43:20,063
and I just happen
to strike up a conversation
603
00:43:20,065 --> 00:43:21,931
with this Chinese billionaire
named Bruno;
604
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,633
-which doesn't make any sense...
-Nicky and I both,
605
00:43:23,635 --> 00:43:24,801
we studied mandarin in college.
606
00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:24,801
Yes, we did bullshit back, man.
607
00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:29,872
Anyway,
the next thing I know,
608
00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:33,109
some security guy comes up
and Jacks us up by our throats.
609
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,877
So then I... I decided
it's a good idea
610
00:43:34,879 --> 00:43:36,646
to take a swing at him,
of course, so...
611
00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:37,880
--Ouch.
612
00:43:37,882 --> 00:43:37,880
Um, sorry, I thought you were
supposed to be sober, Nicky.
613
00:43:37,882 --> 00:43:42,051
I am, I am.
Anyway, cops came,
614
00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:44,787
I hitched a ride to the airport.
Then I realized
615
00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,156
I left my credit card
at the hotel.
616
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:48,958
-Right.
-But then, while I'm chilling
617
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,394
at the airport, at de gaulle,
guess who is right next to me?
618
00:43:53,999 --> 00:43:55,298
- Are you serious?
- -Yes.
619
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,666
--Look, I'm done.
620
00:43:56,668 --> 00:43:56,666
I gotta get another drink.
It's a really good racist story.
621
00:43:56,668 --> 00:44:00,670
Keep going.
Um...
622
00:44:00,672 --> 00:44:02,338
-Wow! Does that bother you-- ?
-Hey, baby,
623
00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:03,706
can you get another bottle,
please?
624
00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:05,041
Sure,
and a new brother too.
625
00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:07,276
-Anyway, the little fucked was--
-there's more?
626
00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:08,945
- Yeah.
-I thought you were done.
627
00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:11,247
He was so thankful for me
showing him a good time
628
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:13,149
that he bought me
a first-class ticket to L.A.
629
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:15,084
- That's so crazy.
-I watched 12 hours
630
00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:16,819
of family guy.
He gets a hand job
631
00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:18,855
from some fashion chick named
Harley something or other.
632
00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:21,891
-Harley chung?
-Yes. Yes! You know her?
633
00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:24,127
No, not personally, but she's
like, over a million followers.
634
00:44:24,261 --> 00:44:26,929
Well, I'm having dinner with her
tomorrow night, at chateau.
635
00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:29,265
- You wanna go?
- -Um, yes! Obviously.
636
00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:31,167
- Yay! Let's do it.
637
00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:34,103
Yay!
Except that you can't,
638
00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:36,072
because we are going
to that launch party,
639
00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:38,941
tomorrow night, remember?
Littledoe?
640
00:44:39,877 --> 00:44:41,344
- The hats.
- -Right.
641
00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:42,712
I got us on the list.
642
00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:44,147
-Oh, you did.
-Oh, shoot.
643
00:44:44,149 --> 00:44:46,382
-Yeah.
-Thanks. I am on list?
644
00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:50,820
No, sorry.
I could barely get us on.
645
00:44:50,822 --> 00:44:54,023
-Right, right.
-Yeah. It's okay,
646
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:56,759
you guys should totally go.
It sounds like a fun, fun time.
647
00:44:56,761 --> 00:44:58,227
It's gonna be so fun.
648
00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:01,731
Whatever, just never gonna meet
Harley, then?
649
00:45:04,802 --> 00:45:06,836
Hey? Would you mind
if I bail, actually?
650
00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:10,239
'Cause Nicky and I,
we never get to hangout and...
651
00:45:11,308 --> 00:45:12,942
Why don't you just go
without me?
652
00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:14,877
Like, you should totally
bring Dan.
653
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:17,380
Okay.
654
00:45:18,782 --> 00:45:20,817
No problem.
You guys, have fun.
655
00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:24,721
And I'll bring Dan. He loves
that kinda stuff anyway.
656
00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:40,103
Hanging with Harley chung
657
00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:44,340
at the littledoe launch party.
Sparkle emoji.
658
00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:53,416
Hey. Oh. Thank you.
659
00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:19,909
- Taylor!
-Ingrid!
660
00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:21,444
Taylor!
661
00:46:22,212 --> 00:46:24,280
Oh, my god, you made it.
662
00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:28,084
Yeah, duh, I made it.
I invited you. You made it.
663
00:46:28,252 --> 00:46:30,419
Well, alright, alright.
Harley, she knows the designers
664
00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:32,855
so they got us vip passes.
Just really last minute.
665
00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:36,926
-Hi, nice to meet you.
-Hi, nice to meet you.
666
00:46:36,928 --> 00:46:39,362
Oh, god! Where's
your imaginary boyfriend?
667
00:46:41,064 --> 00:46:42,265
Sorry?
668
00:46:42,432 --> 00:46:44,133
You guys were joking
about it too.
669
00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:45,968
No, we were just--
we were saying that
670
00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:47,804
we'd love to meet Daniel.
We haven't met him yet
671
00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:49,172
and he just made a joke
about him being
672
00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:50,807
-your imaginary boyfriend.
-I wasn't joking.
673
00:46:50,809 --> 00:46:52,942
And we know
he is not imaginary.
674
00:46:52,944 --> 00:46:54,143
--I know.
675
00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,245
- No, he's not imaginary.
- -No?
676
00:46:56,247 --> 00:46:58,247
He's just busy tonight.
He's a writer so--
677
00:46:58,249 --> 00:47:00,416
oh, really?
Like-- like a ghost writer?
678
00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:02,885
He's a-- come on,
i know it's funny.
679
00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:05,321
I got an idea. Why don't you
come to Harley's house?
680
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,356
She's house sitting
for this super-rich dude
681
00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:08,424
-in the hills.
-Yeah.
682
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:08,424
We're gonna have a pool party,
it will be awesome.
683
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:08,424
- You can come this weekend.
- -Bring Dan.
684
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:08,424
- If that's okay.
-This weekend?
685
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:13,896
-If that's cool.
-That's right, invite everyone.
686
00:47:13,898 --> 00:47:17,066
-I will. I just invited Ingrid
-baby, you should come.
687
00:47:17,068 --> 00:47:18,868
Yeah, so bring
a bathing suit,
688
00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:22,004
lots of sunscreen, a nice hat,
and your boyfriend obviously.
689
00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:23,573
Excuse me, miss?
Can I have your name?
690
00:47:23,575 --> 00:47:25,575
-Sorry?
-Can I have your name, please?
691
00:47:25,577 --> 00:47:27,977
-Oh, Ingrid.
-Last name?
692
00:47:27,979 --> 00:47:30,046
-Thorburn.
-Thorburn?
693
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,917
Thorburn? There's
no thorburn on this list.
694
00:47:35,586 --> 00:47:38,454
I'm on the list, I've been
on the list for like two weeks.
695
00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:40,256
And you know what, sir,
she's actually with us.
696
00:47:40,258 --> 00:47:42,091
- So, it's totally cool.
- -Yeah, it's cool.
697
00:47:42,093 --> 00:47:44,493
So sorry, we got a full house.
It's a vips only tonight.
698
00:47:44,495 --> 00:47:46,095
Oh, boy.
699
00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:48,564
Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.
He was so mean.
700
00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:50,066
You have to leave.
701
00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:52,134
Oh, really?
702
00:47:52,136 --> 00:47:53,936
Well, how about I just text you
about the weekend
703
00:47:53,938 --> 00:47:55,438
and send you
all the information?
704
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,106
-Please.
-Okay, cool.
705
00:47:58,141 --> 00:48:00,476
- Okay, bye.
-Bye!
706
00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:25,668
-What do you what?
-Nothing, I just...
707
00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:27,603
Came by to say hi.
708
00:48:28,005 --> 00:48:29,639
That's nice. Hi.
709
00:48:30,407 --> 00:48:32,008
And I got you this.
710
00:48:32,276 --> 00:48:33,676
-What is it?
-Open it.
711
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,153
Nice try, Ingrid.
712
00:48:44,155 --> 00:48:46,489
-What? You don't like it?
-No, of course I love it.
713
00:48:46,491 --> 00:48:48,491
That's why I bought it on ebay
two years ago.
714
00:48:48,692 --> 00:48:51,193
-Good looks, though.
-Right. There's more. Look.
715
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,167
See? Indica.
Anybody who knows me,
716
00:48:58,169 --> 00:49:00,236
knows I only smoke sativa.
And an eight-ball
717
00:49:00,238 --> 00:49:02,038
would've been more appropriate,
don't you think?
718
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,440
Look, I'm trying. Okay?
That jacket cost like $400.
719
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:07,376
Eight thousand dollars' worth
of damage to my truck.
720
00:49:07,378 --> 00:49:10,079
-I should throw you out.
-Okay, I'm sorry.
721
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,282
I did something really shitty.
I took advantage of you
722
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,451
and I feel really bad about it.
Okay?
723
00:49:15,986 --> 00:49:17,186
I made a mistake.
724
00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,490
Can we please just start over
and pretend it never happened?
725
00:49:22,092 --> 00:49:23,259
Like a reboot?
726
00:49:24,261 --> 00:49:25,394
Okay!
727
00:49:26,196 --> 00:49:28,965
Yes. Like a reboot.
728
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,634
Can I take you to dinner?
729
00:49:34,504 --> 00:49:36,072
Can I pick the place?
730
00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:41,010
You get Jim carrey
as the riddler...
731
00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:43,379
That has-- that should make
you wanna see anything
732
00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:44,480
kilmer, val kilmer.
733
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:47,016
He could kill everybody
in this fucking room right now.
734
00:49:47,184 --> 00:49:48,751
Homie Joel? Joel schumacher.
735
00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:52,555
Joel schumacher? Yes, he was
the best Batman, for sure.
736
00:49:52,689 --> 00:49:55,391
-Me too, i--
-no, no, no. He's the director.
737
00:49:55,692 --> 00:49:57,026
Joel.
738
00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,095
You like this place?
739
00:50:00,630 --> 00:50:04,266
-Yeah, it's cool.
-Chill spot. I know I like it.
740
00:50:05,102 --> 00:50:07,236
-Do you come here a lot?
-Way too often.
741
00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:08,337
They would charge me rent,
742
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:09,739
if they could.
-Dan?
743
00:50:09,741 --> 00:50:13,242
-Hey! Cindy. How are you?
-I'm so good, how are you?
744
00:50:13,443 --> 00:50:15,077
-Good. You're looking well.
-Oh, my gosh,
745
00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:16,712
it's been so long since
I've seen you.
746
00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:19,315
Yeah, you know.
Jus-- just working.
747
00:50:19,317 --> 00:50:21,350
-Well, you're a busy man.
-Well, that means he is--
748
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,451
we're on a date.
749
00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:25,554
-Oh, um, sorry.
-Alright.
750
00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:33,262
Whoa, catwoman has claws.
751
00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:35,631
I like that.
752
00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:38,467
Why do you like Batman so much?
753
00:50:39,169 --> 00:50:40,469
What's not to like about Batman?
754
00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:43,339
I'm sorry, it's just,
i don't understand.
755
00:50:43,341 --> 00:50:46,609
He's just another superhero
like spiderman or superman--
756
00:50:46,611 --> 00:50:48,344
that's where you are wrong.
Batman is the world's
757
00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:51,480
greatest detective.
Nothing radioactive bit him.
758
00:50:51,482 --> 00:50:55,217
He's not from another planet.
He's just like you or I.
759
00:50:55,752 --> 00:50:58,687
All Batman's powers come
from within him.
760
00:50:58,689 --> 00:51:00,823
He had enough will
and enough focus
761
00:51:00,825 --> 00:51:03,659
to make himself greater
than what he was.
762
00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:05,628
And...
763
00:51:06,329 --> 00:51:08,831
He... in the beginning,
before he's Batman,
764
00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:13,202
he loses his parents.
That definitely stuck with me.
765
00:51:13,537 --> 00:51:16,639
As an orphan, I definitely felt
a connection towards him.
766
00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:20,643
Oh, my god. You're an orphan?
I'm so sorry.
767
00:51:21,845 --> 00:51:24,447
It's fine. He made it through.
I'll make it through.
768
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,316
What happened to your parents?
769
00:51:28,652 --> 00:51:29,819
It was a car accident.
770
00:51:31,321 --> 00:51:33,689
Yeah.
It happened when I was a kid,
771
00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:36,092
and I didn't know
how to cope with it.
772
00:51:36,094 --> 00:51:38,494
So, at school,
I'd wear a Batman mask.
773
00:51:38,695 --> 00:51:41,130
Make everybody call me Bruce...
774
00:51:41,631 --> 00:51:44,233
And pretend to be somebody else.
So, it was like...
775
00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:46,602
It happened to somebody else.
776
00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:49,338
What about you?
777
00:51:49,473 --> 00:51:51,140
What about you?
What's your story?
778
00:51:51,142 --> 00:51:53,142
Um, yeah, I don't really
like Batman that much.
779
00:51:53,144 --> 00:51:54,376
No, no.
780
00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:57,279
With your mom?
What's your story with your mom?
781
00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:58,614
What happened?
782
00:52:01,585 --> 00:52:03,152
She had a heart attack.
783
00:52:04,688 --> 00:52:06,522
I mean, she was sick
before that.
784
00:52:08,391 --> 00:52:09,825
You guys were close?
785
00:52:11,261 --> 00:52:13,195
Yeah, we were really close.
We were...
786
00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:15,564
I lived with her.
And um...
787
00:52:15,899 --> 00:52:17,433
It's just been really hard.
788
00:52:18,435 --> 00:52:21,370
Because it was kinda like,
i lost my best friend.
789
00:52:23,773 --> 00:52:25,441
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.
790
00:52:25,443 --> 00:52:27,776
-No, don't. Don't.
-Getting too intense. I'm sorry.
791
00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,445
You must think I'm the worst.
I'm not.
792
00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:33,482
Listen. Don't worry about that.
Don't even talk about that.
793
00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:35,651
You don't ever have
to apologize to me
794
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:37,486
about how you're feeling.
795
00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:40,756
It may seem like I don't care.
I put up a front, you know.
796
00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:42,324
But I definitely care about you.
797
00:52:44,461 --> 00:52:45,628
Why?
798
00:52:48,431 --> 00:52:49,632
To me, um...
799
00:52:50,433 --> 00:52:52,368
I don't know,
it's just that you have
800
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:54,503
a different kind
of ring to you
801
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,838
you have a different
kind of shine.
802
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,474
And I just think
somebody needs to appreci--
803
00:53:52,529 --> 00:53:53,963
meow.
804
00:54:01,838 --> 00:54:02,938
Fuck me, Bruce.
805
00:54:07,444 --> 00:54:09,912
-Fuck me, Bruce.
-Tell me Gotham needs me.
806
00:54:10,447 --> 00:54:11,714
Gotham needs you.
807
00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:13,549
Now.
808
00:54:15,385 --> 00:54:16,685
You were great, by the way.
809
00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:19,622
No one's ever done that
for me before.
810
00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:22,558
Hmm.
811
00:54:24,294 --> 00:54:25,961
You were great too.
812
00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:28,330
Thank you, mama.
813
00:54:33,803 --> 00:54:37,673
Hey, so, my friends are renting
a house this weekend...
814
00:54:37,675 --> 00:54:39,008
Mm-hmm.
815
00:54:40,510 --> 00:54:42,411
They're having like,
a party or something.
816
00:54:42,413 --> 00:54:43,712
Do you wanna come with me?
817
00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:48,550
-Oh, yeah?
-Hmm.
818
00:54:50,887 --> 00:54:52,321
Of course, baby.
819
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,794
You're the best.
820
00:55:00,664 --> 00:55:02,464
Hurry up, we're gonna be late.
821
00:55:02,899 --> 00:55:05,334
Do I get to use this shit
buttoned up all the way?
822
00:55:05,336 --> 00:55:07,670
Yes, it looks better that way.
Don't be a baby.
823
00:55:07,672 --> 00:55:09,505
-I'm being a baby.
-Stop that!
824
00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:11,640
Don't do that
in front of everybody.
825
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,742
- Alright, come on.
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.
826
00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:15,678
-A couple of ground rules, okay?
-Okay.
827
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,614
I need you to tell everyone
that you're my boyfriend.
828
00:55:18,616 --> 00:55:20,582
It's a long story,
but I just need you
829
00:55:20,584 --> 00:55:22,718
-to say that to everyone.
-No, no, no, no, no, I get it.
830
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:24,520
And I see that you dig me,
i dig you.
831
00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:26,055
-I'll be your boyfriend.
-Okay.
832
00:55:26,057 --> 00:55:27,756
-I'll be your boyfriend.
-Okay, whatever.
833
00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:29,925
And also, no Batman talk.
834
00:55:30,527 --> 00:55:32,795
What am I supposed to talk
about? I don't know them.
835
00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:36,365
Something cool, like food
or clothes or Joan didion.
836
00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:37,599
Okay.
837
00:55:37,967 --> 00:55:39,802
Don't talk about comic books
or anything.
838
00:55:39,804 --> 00:55:41,704
These people don't care
about stuff like that.
839
00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:44,373
-Anything else you might--
-yes. Whatever you do,
840
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,742
-just stay away from Nicky.
-Who's Nicky?
841
00:55:47,777 --> 00:55:50,679
Nicky is Taylor's brother,
and he's a fucking liar,
842
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,848
a drug addict and just
not to be trusted, okay?
843
00:55:52,982 --> 00:55:54,783
-Girl, what's up?
-Hey.
844
00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:58,120
-Who's that?
-This is Dan pinto.
845
00:55:58,621 --> 00:56:00,489
My imaginary boyfriend.
846
00:56:00,623 --> 00:56:02,491
-Dan pinto?
-Yeah.
847
00:56:02,726 --> 00:56:04,827
My sister says
you're obsessed with Batman.
848
00:56:05,895 --> 00:56:09,131
-Yea-- yeah.
-Wow, get the fuck out!
849
00:56:09,133 --> 00:56:12,368
Oh, god, why didn't you tell me?
I fucking love Batman.
850
00:56:12,370 --> 00:56:13,769
Nicky. Great to meet ya!
851
00:56:14,137 --> 00:56:16,505
Harley!
852
00:56:38,094 --> 00:56:39,928
-Anybody needs a beer?
-No beer, bro.
853
00:56:47,003 --> 00:56:48,837
What's your problem with Nick?
Why don't you like him?
854
00:56:49,172 --> 00:56:50,706
I mean, he seem chill.
855
00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:53,976
He's not chill. Okay?
And he doesn't like you.
856
00:56:53,978 --> 00:56:56,478
He's only being nice to you
to fuck with me.
857
00:56:56,613 --> 00:57:00,482
Damn. Excuse me, can he like
me for my personality shit?
858
00:57:00,484 --> 00:57:02,918
-Hey. Is everything okay?
-Yeah everything is chill.
859
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,054
We're just talking about how
amazing this house is, right?
860
00:57:06,056 --> 00:57:08,690
- Yeah. It's a dope spot.
- -Pinto!
861
00:57:08,992 --> 00:57:11,660
Get your ass over her. I got
a cohiba with your name on it.
862
00:57:11,662 --> 00:57:13,662
Alright, for sure, nigga,
I'll be right over.
863
00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:16,698
Just between us, Nicky can't
stop talking about you.
864
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:18,901
I think, he has like,
a little bit of a man crush.
865
00:57:23,706 --> 00:57:25,007
-Bye.
-Bye.
866
00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:26,575
Bye.
867
00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:29,044
What the hell is wrong?
What is this?
868
00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:30,546
Why are you acting like this?
869
00:57:30,548 --> 00:57:32,681
-You don't even like these guys.
-I do like them.
870
00:57:32,683 --> 00:57:34,750
Alright.
Tell me when Ingrid gets here,
871
00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:36,785
hey, where's the hat I give you?
872
00:57:37,053 --> 00:57:39,221
-This is the hat you gave me.
-No, it's not.
873
00:57:39,556 --> 00:57:41,490
Okay, look,
that shit was weak, alright?
874
00:57:41,492 --> 00:57:44,226
I'm-- I'm in this shirt.
You let me roll up the sleeves,
875
00:57:44,228 --> 00:57:46,795
let me get a little bit of Dan
in it, please.
876
00:57:46,996 --> 00:57:49,565
Fine, you can leave on the hat
and go hangout with them
877
00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:51,533
-just don't embarrass me, okay?
-Nigga, I'm gonna go talk
878
00:57:51,535 --> 00:57:53,235
-about some Batman, right now.
-Don't say it.
879
00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:55,771
-Alright. Love you!
-Love you.
880
00:57:57,106 --> 00:57:59,775
So, the other day I was
at this tech startup thing.
881
00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:03,812
They had the most absurd
art on the wall
882
00:58:04,180 --> 00:58:06,148
- that you have ever seen
883
00:58:06,516 --> 00:58:09,985
and I gotta be honest, it kinda
bugged me a little bit because
884
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:13,922
it's like, "what statement
are you trying to make?"
885
00:58:14,257 --> 00:58:16,525
Is it that, as a company,
886
00:58:16,759 --> 00:58:19,228
that you're trying to say
that you've good taste?
887
00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:23,098
You know, like,
that's fucking bullshit, man.
888
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,100
-You can't acquire taste.
-Come on!
889
00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:28,971
It's something that you have
to earn, you gotta be in pain
890
00:58:28,973 --> 00:58:33,609
over it. Do you have something
you'd like to say, Nicky?
891
00:58:33,943 --> 00:58:36,745
-You wanna share with the class?
-I don't think you'd say that
892
00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:38,780
if they hung one
of your paintings on the wall.
893
00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:45,787
That-- first of all, I would,
because I'm an objective...
894
00:58:45,789 --> 00:58:48,056
--...person. That's not--
895
00:58:48,058 --> 00:58:50,125
and, in fact, it's not what
I'm even talking about.
896
00:58:50,127 --> 00:58:52,060
Abs-- absolutely everything
you were talking about.
897
00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:53,896
No.
Come on, babe, back me up.
898
00:58:56,533 --> 00:59:00,202
Look, i-- I mean,
i kinda agree with Nicky
899
00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:03,672
'cause you always say
that art is subjective.
900
00:59:04,674 --> 00:59:06,041
-Wow.
-What?
901
00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,845
- Oh, come on, I was--
-where are you going?
902
00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:11,747
I was just being honest
with you, man.
903
00:59:12,649 --> 00:59:16,051
- Ugh!
- That was uncalled for.
904
00:59:16,753 --> 00:59:18,253
I know what you meant.
905
00:59:19,255 --> 00:59:22,190
So, Nicky tells me
you've a place in Joshua tree.
906
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,793
Oh, my god. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Have you been?
907
00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:26,962
No,
but I'm dying to go.
908
00:59:26,964 --> 00:59:28,597
Yeah you should, it's amazing.
909
00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:31,266
I've been thinking of doing
a pop up out there.
910
00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:32,968
For our resort collection.
911
00:59:33,102 --> 00:59:36,939
-Wait. Can I tell you a secret?
-Uh-uh.
912
00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:39,207
Okay.
I presume it sounds crazy,
913
00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:42,644
but my biggest dream is to buy
the house that's next door to us
914
00:59:42,646 --> 00:59:44,079
and turn it to
this boutique hotel
915
00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:44,079
where everything in it
is for sale.
916
00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:47,049
- Oh, nice.
- Yeah, and I was gonna
917
00:59:47,051 --> 00:59:49,785
- call it "desert door."
-Love it.
918
00:59:49,787 --> 00:59:51,219
-What are you doing?
-Nothing.
919
00:59:51,221 --> 00:59:53,121
-Everything okay?
-Yeah, just go over there.
920
00:59:53,123 --> 00:59:54,356
- Hey!
-Hi.
921
00:59:54,358 --> 00:59:56,024
Do you guys need help
with anything?
922
00:59:56,726 --> 00:59:59,127
No. No, I actually think
that we're fine in here.
923
00:59:59,329 --> 01:00:00,829
- Cool.
- -Yeah.
924
01:00:00,831 --> 01:00:04,933
Oh, my god, I wanted to tell you
that I read the deer park.
925
01:00:05,201 --> 01:00:06,835
The book you're obsessed with?
926
01:00:06,837 --> 01:00:09,338
-Yeah. It's great, isn't it?
-It's so good.
927
01:00:09,340 --> 01:00:11,039
-If you ever want to talk--
-oh, my god.
928
01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:13,041
Wait! Why don't you and Nicky
just come out next weekend?
929
01:00:13,043 --> 01:00:15,744
We'll take you to happy's.
The crowd's a little sketchy,
930
01:00:15,746 --> 01:00:17,713
but they have
the best live music
931
01:00:17,715 --> 01:00:19,214
and the greatest desert vibes...
932
01:00:32,762 --> 01:00:33,862
Ezra!
933
01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:41,737
Hey, have you seen my phone?
Can't find it anywhere.
934
01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:43,905
Nope.
935
01:00:46,209 --> 01:00:47,976
What are you doing?
936
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,314
I want skinny dipping.
937
01:00:53,784 --> 01:00:55,651
Alone?
938
01:00:57,353 --> 01:00:59,921
Yeah.
939
01:01:05,762 --> 01:01:07,029
You okay?
940
01:01:09,165 --> 01:01:10,799
I'm not an artist.
941
01:01:13,002 --> 01:01:14,770
I'm a fucking charlatan.
942
01:01:14,904 --> 01:01:17,773
No, you're not.
Your paintings are awesome.
943
01:01:18,074 --> 01:01:19,675
You're my only sale.
944
01:01:21,177 --> 01:01:23,779
But Taylor said
they were really popular.
945
01:01:24,113 --> 01:01:26,081
She would say that,
wouldn't she? Yeah.
946
01:01:28,384 --> 01:01:31,219
Everything's the best,
with her.
947
01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:34,356
"Have you been to this new
restaurant? It's the best!"
948
01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:40,195
"Have you tried these...
These new clothes are the best!"
949
01:01:41,097 --> 01:01:43,231
"It's the best! It's the best!
It's the best!"
950
01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:46,034
It's not the fucking best.
It's fucking exhausting.
951
01:01:51,908 --> 01:01:54,142
You know what, I actually kind
of know what you mean.
952
01:01:56,045 --> 01:01:58,747
When we were in Joshua tree,
she told me this secret,
953
01:01:58,749 --> 01:02:00,248
and she told me
not to tell anyone.
954
01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:01,850
But I walked in
on her telling Harley
955
01:02:01,852 --> 01:02:03,485
the same, exact thing earlier.
956
01:02:04,287 --> 01:02:05,387
What secret?
957
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:10,459
I mean, obviously,
don't tell her I'm telling you,
958
01:02:10,461 --> 01:02:12,227
but, I guess,
she has a plan
959
01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:14,229
to buy the house
next door to you guys,
960
01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:17,232
and turn it into some
hotel slash store.
961
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,901
And she wants
to call it "desert door."
962
01:02:20,770 --> 01:02:23,205
-Desert-- desert door?
-Yeah.
963
01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:28,276
It's a reference to her favorite
book, you know, the deer park.
964
01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:31,079
The deer park
is my favorite book.
965
01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:34,249
Taylor's never even read it.
966
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:39,054
I miss the old Taylor.
967
01:02:39,322 --> 01:02:42,124
Back when she first moved here.
She didn't know anybody.
968
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,929
She was like, this total
preppy, sorority chick.
969
01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:49,531
Yeah.
970
01:02:51,801 --> 01:02:53,401
I miss when it was
just the two of us.
971
01:02:55,905 --> 01:02:58,340
I-- I'm sorry.
I don't mean to burden you.
972
01:02:58,342 --> 01:03:01,209
-No, don't be sorry. It's okay.
-I'm just shit. I'm just...
973
01:03:01,544 --> 01:03:03,411
It's not that I don't feel like,
i really...
974
01:03:03,413 --> 01:03:05,247
Have anyone
that I can talk to...
975
01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:07,516
-You know.
-Yeah.
976
01:03:10,052 --> 01:03:11,553
Especially with fucking
Nicky around.
977
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,431
Hey! Olga, come on in.
978
01:03:26,035 --> 01:03:29,004
-Nose beer for the lady?
-I'm good.
979
01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:34,242
Yoop, yoop, yoop, yoop, ugh!
980
01:03:35,945 --> 01:03:38,413
-What's up?
-Nicky, where's my phone?
981
01:03:39,348 --> 01:03:40,816
Huh, phone?
982
01:03:42,285 --> 01:03:44,886
- Come on. I know you took it.
983
01:03:45,388 --> 01:03:47,589
- Did you?
-You caught me!
984
01:03:48,191 --> 01:03:50,192
--Give it back.
985
01:03:50,194 --> 01:03:52,260
No, no.
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay...
986
01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:53,995
-Come on, just give it back.
-Don't...
987
01:03:54,263 --> 01:03:56,932
Reach towards me.
Sit down.
988
01:04:01,237 --> 01:04:02,537
You know, it's...
989
01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:07,175
Really funny what you can
discover about someone
990
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,277
by just...
Going through their phone.
991
01:04:10,613 --> 01:04:12,981
Oh, here.
Look, this is a...
992
01:04:13,983 --> 01:04:18,353
A picture of you
in my sister's bathroom. Weird.
993
01:04:18,588 --> 01:04:21,923
Here's a picture
of her medicine cabinet.
994
01:04:22,358 --> 01:04:24,092
Here is a picture
of her sleeping.
995
01:04:24,094 --> 01:04:25,560
There are a lot of those.
That's--
996
01:04:25,562 --> 01:04:28,496
those are just a joke.
We were messing around.
997
01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:30,532
Actually,
my favorite things
998
01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:32,467
are the notes.
So you have...
999
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,437
Taylor's favorite brunch spot,
Taylor's favorite books,
1000
01:04:35,439 --> 01:04:37,138
Taylor's favorite movie posters.
1001
01:04:37,140 --> 01:04:38,540
-Why are you--
-sit the fuck down!
1002
01:04:41,310 --> 01:04:42,944
Sit the fuck down.
1003
01:04:52,154 --> 01:04:54,189
-What do you want?
-Me?
1004
01:04:54,357 --> 01:04:57,158
Nothing. No, I'm-- I'm just
looking out for my sister.
1005
01:04:59,495 --> 01:05:01,162
What do you want?
1006
01:05:02,164 --> 01:05:04,566
Look, I'm not
a psychopath or anything.
1007
01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:06,968
I just... want to be her friend.
1008
01:05:07,303 --> 01:05:09,571
Come on.
Your password to your phone
1009
01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:11,339
is my sister's birthday,
for fuck's sake.
1010
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:13,475
That's like,
"single. White, female" shit.
1011
01:05:13,643 --> 01:05:16,211
Look, I just moved here.
I don't know anyone,
1012
01:05:16,213 --> 01:05:18,513
and Taylor's been so nice to me
1013
01:05:18,948 --> 01:05:21,917
telling me all
the best places to go...
1014
01:05:22,051 --> 01:05:24,219
I'm not doing anything wrong.
1015
01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:27,022
-Okay? So please don't tell her.
-Sorry, all good. But this is...
1016
01:05:28,291 --> 01:05:30,492
It's just too good to let go.
I mean...
1017
01:05:32,194 --> 01:05:33,428
You're fucked.
1018
01:05:36,999 --> 01:05:38,266
I'm gonna make a deal with you.
1019
01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:40,502
I'm not gonna give you
your phone back.
1020
01:05:42,305 --> 01:05:45,307
But I'm willing
to rent it out to you.
1021
01:05:45,975 --> 01:05:47,409
For a very small fee.
1022
01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:51,079
-How much?
-Five thousand a month.
1023
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,950
Disco Dan told me about your mom
and the sack full of cash.
1024
01:05:54,952 --> 01:05:57,118
Fucking ridiculous.
I don't have that kind of money.
1025
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,688
-Okay, Taylor!
-Don't do that, please don't.
1026
01:05:59,690 --> 01:06:01,456
-Just...
-Oh.
1027
01:06:03,059 --> 01:06:04,526
You're ready to make
a deal then?
1028
01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:09,698
Five thousand a month,
and I won't tell her
1029
01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:11,733
how much of a fucking loser
you are.
1030
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:14,636
I'll give you five thousand,
that's it.
1031
01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:18,206
You don't have any room
to negotiate. I own you.
1032
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:23,111
Fine.
1033
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,548
Good.
So tomorrow night,
1034
01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:28,583
we'll meet at the whole foods
parking lot.
1035
01:06:29,218 --> 01:06:31,152
Gives you twenty-four hours
to get the cash.
1036
01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:33,188
And don't worry
about deleting anything.
1037
01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:35,256
I already forwarded
all the good stuff to myself.
1038
01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:37,492
Oh! This is my favorite part
of the song.
1039
01:07:25,107 --> 01:07:27,075
- Fucking dainty flower.
- -Oh, my god
1040
01:07:27,077 --> 01:07:29,110
- what the hell's in that?
- -You look really cool
1041
01:07:29,112 --> 01:07:30,578
- with that piece of shit.
1042
01:07:32,748 --> 01:07:34,549
What are you,
a Barbie doll?
1043
01:07:36,085 --> 01:07:37,652
'Cause you got
fucking ripped off.
1044
01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:39,587
I don't need to know how much
you paid for that shit.
1045
01:07:40,589 --> 01:07:42,791
-Ah!
-Excuse me.
1046
01:07:43,626 --> 01:07:44,826
Yeah.
1047
01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:48,363
I'll give one of you 200 bucks
if you punch me in the face.
1048
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,334
-I'm serious.
-Fuck off.
1049
01:07:53,702 --> 01:07:55,537
Oh, okay.
It's cool.
1050
01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:57,505
Yeah, that's fine.
If you pussies can't handle it,
1051
01:07:57,507 --> 01:07:59,407
that's fine. I'll find
someone else who can.
1052
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:03,478
Dude, come on.
1053
01:08:03,779 --> 01:08:05,647
-Alright, fuck it. I will do it.
-What?
1054
01:08:06,549 --> 01:08:09,184
-I said I'll do it.
-Okay, great.
1055
01:08:10,453 --> 01:08:13,154
-Oh, yeah!
-Where's the money?
1056
01:08:23,532 --> 01:08:25,733
-You sure about this, right?
-Yeah.
1057
01:08:26,702 --> 01:08:28,470
As hard as you can.
1058
01:08:28,472 --> 01:08:30,538
Punch me.
Really hard, right in the face.
1059
01:08:31,507 --> 01:08:33,608
- Fucking--
-oh, shoot!
1060
01:08:33,809 --> 01:08:35,677
--Shut up!
1061
01:08:35,845 --> 01:08:38,279
- Oh, shit.
1062
01:08:38,747 --> 01:08:38,746
You got fucked up.
1063
01:08:40,516 --> 01:08:43,718
Alright, I need to know what
happened. I mean, every detail.
1064
01:08:44,153 --> 01:08:46,221
When I got home,
i turned the lights on
1065
01:08:46,223 --> 01:08:47,689
and Nicky was there.
I swear to god.
1066
01:08:47,691 --> 01:08:49,791
He was sitting there
and he was waiting for me,
1067
01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:51,426
and he was fucked up on...
1068
01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:54,162
Drugs or drug or something,
i don't know.
1069
01:08:54,164 --> 01:08:55,530
And I asked him
for my phone back
1070
01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:56,798
and he wouldn't give it
back to me.
1071
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,766
And then he said
he wanted $50,000.
1072
01:08:58,768 --> 01:09:00,602
-Fifty thousand?
-Yes!
1073
01:09:01,337 --> 01:09:03,271
I told him that I didn't have
that kind of money,
1074
01:09:03,273 --> 01:09:04,772
but he said that...
1075
01:09:05,407 --> 01:09:08,209
He said you told him
about the money my mom gave me.
1076
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:09,144
-Is that true?
1077
01:09:09,146 --> 01:09:12,514
I don't know.
We were drinking this shitty...
1078
01:09:12,882 --> 01:09:14,682
He kept asking me
fucking question.
1079
01:09:14,684 --> 01:09:16,384
Damn! Why the fuck
would you do that?
1080
01:09:16,386 --> 01:09:19,354
-I told you how dangerous he is.
-It doesn't sound like Nick.
1081
01:09:19,356 --> 01:09:21,556
Okay. Well,
you've known him for one day.
1082
01:09:21,558 --> 01:09:23,758
-So how would you know?
-I don't know...
1083
01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:26,928
I've seen him do dirt, we were
supposed to go to six flags.
1084
01:09:27,329 --> 01:09:29,631
Argh. Fuck.
We gotta call him.
1085
01:09:29,633 --> 01:09:30,798
-We gotta call him.
-No.
1086
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,267
-What do you mean, "no"?
-Don't call him.
1087
01:09:32,269 --> 01:09:33,768
-We gotta call him.
-Don't call him.
1088
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,671
He told me if I told anyone,
he would kill me.
1089
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:36,671
-I don't give a shit.
-You don't know
1090
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:40,308
what he's capable of.
-I don't give a fuck, Ingrid!
1091
01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:42,944
Look at your face!
What am I supposed to do?
1092
01:09:42,946 --> 01:09:45,547
Shh. Look... shh.
1093
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:50,919
We need to be smart
about this, okay?
1094
01:09:53,789 --> 01:09:55,256
I need you to be Batman.
1095
01:09:56,792 --> 01:09:57,926
I am Batman.
1096
01:09:59,528 --> 01:10:00,929
We won't kill
this dude, right?
1097
01:10:00,931 --> 01:10:04,332
No. No. We're just
gonna scare him a little bit.
1098
01:10:04,334 --> 01:10:04,332
We're going to take him
out to the desert
1099
01:10:04,334 --> 01:10:07,535
and you're gonna tell him
if he doesn't leave me alone,
1100
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:09,704
-you're gonna fucking kill him.
-What if he calls the police.
1101
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,439
-No, no.
-If he calls the police...
1102
01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:13,374
-Nah, this shit just seems sca--
-hey!
1103
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:15,810
Keep it together.
I thought you were Batman.
1104
01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:18,413
I am Batman.
Batman don't do shit like this.
1105
01:10:18,581 --> 01:10:21,316
I arrest people,
take them to arkham asylum,
1106
01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:23,384
they possibly get out
a few months later
1107
01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:25,320
and the cycle continues.
All right?
1108
01:10:25,322 --> 01:10:27,222
He deserves this.
You saw my bruise.
1109
01:10:27,224 --> 01:10:29,357
- He fucked me up.
1110
01:10:29,925 --> 01:10:33,528
That's right.
He... he fucking hit you.
1111
01:10:38,801 --> 01:10:40,868
Tupac said,
"it'll be days like this".
1112
01:10:41,637 --> 01:10:43,304
-All right, let's--
-wait.
1113
01:10:48,544 --> 01:10:49,711
Love you.
1114
01:11:08,464 --> 01:11:09,831
Don't move.
1115
01:11:11,033 --> 01:11:12,767
Did you guys
think this through?
1116
01:11:13,302 --> 01:11:15,003
To tell you the truth,
i don't think you did.
1117
01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:17,272
'Cause this should be
behind the back.
1118
01:11:17,274 --> 01:11:18,606
Just pointing it out.
1119
01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:22,577
Sad, but, um, don't worry.
I'm good. I'm gonna stay down.
1120
01:11:23,512 --> 01:11:25,580
You know what,
I'm just thinking about this.
1121
01:11:25,582 --> 01:11:28,349
Who would really want
to kidnap me?
1122
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:35,590
Ah, there's not many people
except maybe, um... Olga.
1123
01:11:36,558 --> 01:11:40,328
Olga, is that you?
Who you got helping ya?
1124
01:11:41,764 --> 01:11:43,031
Hello?
1125
01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:46,401
I never knew I get car sick.
1126
01:11:46,702 --> 01:11:48,836
Well, I never had
a bag on my head.
1127
01:11:48,838 --> 01:11:50,905
-Shut the fuck up.
-Gentle.
1128
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:55,510
Oh, shit, really?
God, is this necessary?
1129
01:11:55,944 --> 01:11:58,780
Listen!
Leave Ingrid thorburn
1130
01:11:58,782 --> 01:12:00,415
-the fuck alone.
-Okay, come on.
1131
01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:01,683
- Do you understand?
-Come on, baby,
1132
01:12:01,685 --> 01:12:03,351
-you can do this.
-This is a fucking warning!
1133
01:12:03,353 --> 01:12:04,852
You know this bag
is see through, right?
1134
01:12:07,656 --> 01:12:08,756
Fuck!
1135
01:12:38,554 --> 01:12:40,588
W-wait. No, no, no, no, no.
Don't shoot me.
1136
01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:43,791
Why the fuck you didn't stop?
1137
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:48,563
I can kill you. You drag me out
to the fucking desert
1138
01:12:48,964 --> 01:12:51,099
- with a fucking paintball gun.
1139
01:12:57,506 --> 01:12:58,806
Stop!
1140
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:29,170
- Hey.
- - Hey.
1141
01:13:29,505 --> 01:13:31,906
Um, this is gonna sound weird,
1142
01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:34,675
but have you heard
from Nicky at all?
1143
01:13:35,043 --> 01:13:37,412
No, why?
Is everything all right?
1144
01:13:37,414 --> 01:13:37,412
Not really.
We haven't heard
1145
01:13:37,414 --> 01:13:41,482
from him since yesterday.
I think his phone may be dead.
1146
01:13:41,484 --> 01:13:43,050
Maybe he flew back to Paris.
1147
01:13:43,952 --> 01:13:45,720
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
1148
01:13:47,189 --> 01:13:49,090
I don't know.
I'm just worried about him.
1149
01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:50,725
I'm sure he's fine.
1150
01:13:51,627 --> 01:13:54,495
But... do you wanna grab
a coffee and talk about it?
1151
01:13:54,730 --> 01:13:56,197
No, I can't right now.
1152
01:13:56,665 --> 01:13:59,066
Shit. Sorry, my mom's
calling me. I gotta go.
1153
01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:00,835
- Okay. Well I'm at--
1154
01:14:24,693 --> 01:14:28,463
last minute escape
to j. Tree. Hashtag, blue.
1155
01:14:43,212 --> 01:14:44,645
Hello?
1156
01:14:54,623 --> 01:14:56,657
It's five o'clock
somewhere.
1157
01:15:15,577 --> 01:15:16,944
Hello.
1158
01:15:17,613 --> 01:15:17,612
Hey.
1159
01:15:19,147 --> 01:15:21,549
Wasn't expecting you.
Where are you guys?
1160
01:15:21,551 --> 01:15:24,051
- We're at dinner.
- Oh, cool. Um...
1161
01:15:24,053 --> 01:15:25,620
Yeah so, it's so weird.
1162
01:15:25,622 --> 01:15:27,021
I know you guys
were in Joshua tree
1163
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:28,856
and actually here, randomly,
on a yoga retreat.
1164
01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:30,291
- So I figured we could all--
- we're not
1165
01:15:30,293 --> 01:15:31,592
in Joshua tree.
1166
01:15:34,062 --> 01:15:35,830
- You're not?
- - Taylor doesn't wanna
1167
01:15:35,832 --> 01:15:37,064
see you anymore.
1168
01:15:41,103 --> 01:15:41,102
Put Taylor on the phone.
1169
01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:44,138
She doesn't want
to talk to you.
1170
01:15:47,843 --> 01:15:49,710
Okay.
Um...
1171
01:15:51,914 --> 01:15:54,682
Should I call back tomorrow?
Is that a better time, maybe?
1172
01:15:54,684 --> 01:15:58,286
Nicky told us everything
about the phone, the kidnapping.
1173
01:15:58,288 --> 01:15:59,987
If he hadn't tried
to blackmail you,
1174
01:15:59,989 --> 01:16:02,156
you'd be in jail right now.
You understand?
1175
01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:04,258
- Ezra, wait.
- - Don't call here again.
1176
01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:05,826
- Hello?
1177
01:16:12,802 --> 01:16:16,037
Hey.
You've reached Taylor.
1178
01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:17,638
-Leave a message.
1179
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:22,610
Hey, it's Ingrid. So I just had
the weirdest call with Ezra.
1180
01:16:22,612 --> 01:16:25,813
And I just feel like,
we should talk about this.
1181
01:16:25,981 --> 01:16:27,848
I don't know what
Nicky told you guys,
1182
01:16:27,850 --> 01:16:30,918
but the fact is,
he's definitely lying.
1183
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,588
I mean, he was probably
drunk or something, so...
1184
01:16:34,856 --> 01:16:36,724
I don't know,
but it sounded so insane.
1185
01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:38,826
So just call me back
so we can talk about it.
1186
01:16:38,961 --> 01:16:42,296
Okay. Please call me back.
It's Ingrid.
1187
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:47,068
Hey. You've reached
Taylor. Leave a message.
1188
01:16:47,070 --> 01:16:49,670
--Hey! Me again.
1189
01:16:49,672 --> 01:16:53,708
Um, haven't heard back
so I'm starting to worry.
1190
01:16:53,842 --> 01:16:55,209
I mean, this isn't like you.
1191
01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:58,312
Call me back, okay?
Okay.
1192
01:17:01,183 --> 01:17:03,884
Hey. You've reached
Taylor. Leave a message.
1193
01:17:03,886 --> 01:17:06,120
--Hey, it's me, again.
1194
01:17:06,321 --> 01:17:08,289
Remember me, Ingrid?
1195
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:11,325
Ingrid, patron of the arts.
Ingrid, with the truck.
1196
01:17:11,327 --> 01:17:13,027
Ingrid, who saved
your fucking dog's life.
1197
01:17:13,029 --> 01:17:15,696
The least you can do is pick up
your fucking phone, you bitch.
1198
01:17:19,234 --> 01:17:21,969
Hey. You've reached
Taylor. Leave a message.
1199
01:17:22,170 --> 01:17:24,772
--Hey, it's me.
1200
01:17:25,674 --> 01:17:27,108
I was totally kidding
1201
01:17:27,110 --> 01:17:30,011
about all those messages
that I just left.
1202
01:17:30,013 --> 01:17:32,913
It was a joke.
Gotcha.
1203
01:17:33,949 --> 01:17:37,184
Yes, I'm so angry at you.
It's me, Ingrid, I'm mean.
1204
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:40,955
I'm just kidding. So...
1205
01:17:41,123 --> 01:17:44,859
Anyway, I'm gonna be around
probably for another hour.
1206
01:17:44,861 --> 01:17:47,028
So I have one more thing to do.
So give me a call.
1207
01:17:48,864 --> 01:17:51,098
Oh, my god,
that's you calling in. Hello?
1208
01:17:51,299 --> 01:17:53,234
Listen to me, you psycho.
1209
01:17:53,236 --> 01:17:55,903
If you don't stop this shit
right fucking now
1210
01:17:55,905 --> 01:17:58,172
I'm calling the fucking cops.
Do you understand?
1211
01:17:58,174 --> 01:17:58,172
It's three
in the fucking morning.
1212
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:02,343
-Just leave us the fuck alone.
1213
01:18:08,717 --> 01:18:11,018
The voicemail box
you're trying to reach is full
1214
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:13,454
and cannot accept new messages.
Goodbye.
1215
01:18:13,456 --> 01:18:17,058
Oh, no. No.
1216
01:18:27,302 --> 01:18:28,936
You okay, miss?
1217
01:18:29,971 --> 01:18:31,072
I'm fine.
1218
01:18:31,074 --> 01:18:31,072
Oh, okay.
Well, it's pretty hot out today.
1219
01:18:31,074 --> 01:18:34,475
You might want
to get out of your car
1220
01:18:34,477 --> 01:18:36,310
-and get inside, you know--
-i said I'm fine.
1221
01:18:36,312 --> 01:18:39,180
Okay, alright.
Whatever you say.
1222
01:18:46,021 --> 01:18:47,922
You see that house over there...
1223
01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:52,793
Twenty-two,
flamingo Lane.
1224
01:18:59,134 --> 01:19:01,902
Which piece of property
is it you're interested in?
1225
01:19:02,871 --> 01:19:05,139
-Twenty-two, flamingo Lane.
-Okay.
1226
01:19:05,874 --> 01:19:07,508
Unfortunately...
1227
01:19:08,043 --> 01:19:10,978
The people that live next door,
they already put an offer on it.
1228
01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:10,978
No.
1229
01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:14,949
I've got several other pieces
of property
1230
01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:16,884
I'd be happy to show to you.
1231
01:19:23,158 --> 01:19:24,859
That's $50,000.
1232
01:19:26,294 --> 01:19:27,495
You can count it.
1233
01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:04,165
Sorry, but you must have
1234
01:20:04,167 --> 01:20:05,966
a credit card or checking
account to open an account.
1235
01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:05,966
I already have
an account.
1236
01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:08,936
That belonged
to the previous tenant.
1237
01:20:08,938 --> 01:20:10,404
- You have to open a new account.
1238
01:20:10,406 --> 01:20:12,406
Can you just, please,
give me one more week?
1239
01:20:12,408 --> 01:20:15,209
Ma'am, if you don't open
an account in the next 24 hours,
1240
01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:16,977
we're gonna have
to shut off your power.
1241
01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:18,412
Now, we do offer a payment plan
1242
01:20:18,414 --> 01:20:20,581
for those experiencing
a financial hardship.
1243
01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:23,083
Fuck you, okay.
Fuck you, asshole.
1244
01:20:41,236 --> 01:20:43,270
Fuck.
You piece of shit.
1245
01:20:50,245 --> 01:20:51,545
Not enough.
1246
01:20:53,148 --> 01:20:54,582
Wanna take something off?
1247
01:20:55,283 --> 01:20:58,085
Can't I just have it, man?
Come on, it's Halloween.
1248
01:21:02,324 --> 01:21:03,524
Nah.
1249
01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:06,627
- Fine.
1250
01:21:45,467 --> 01:21:47,001
Oh, fuck.
1251
01:21:51,139 --> 01:21:52,439
Come on.
1252
01:21:55,243 --> 01:21:59,280
No. Oh, co-- come on!
What the fuck!
1253
01:21:59,948 --> 01:22:02,016
Goddamn it!
1254
01:22:50,099 --> 01:22:52,066
So, I got a job back east
1255
01:22:52,068 --> 01:22:54,068
and actually we will end up
selling the house.
1256
01:22:54,736 --> 01:22:57,638
Yeah. It's gonna be
a concept designer for Levi's.
1257
01:22:59,341 --> 01:23:01,008
Well, that's the opportunity.
1258
01:23:04,714 --> 01:23:06,680
Watch it, fucking dick!
1259
01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:09,516
Ingrid?
1260
01:23:12,721 --> 01:23:15,422
I-- I literally just saw you.
1261
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:21,195
Whoo!
1262
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:26,200
-The fuck is she doing?
-Boo!
1263
01:23:31,239 --> 01:23:32,506
Happy Halloween.
1264
01:23:33,408 --> 01:23:35,009
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1265
01:23:35,011 --> 01:23:37,044
No fucking way!
This bitch again?
1266
01:23:37,445 --> 01:23:39,580
Piece of shit.
I'm calling the cops.
1267
01:23:39,714 --> 01:23:42,016
No, you don't-- don't--
you don't have to do that.
1268
01:23:42,018 --> 01:23:43,484
I'm not gonna hurt anyone.
1269
01:23:44,452 --> 01:23:46,286
I'm not gonna do anything. Okay.
1270
01:23:46,288 --> 01:23:48,288
I promise. I just needed
to charge my phone.
1271
01:23:48,290 --> 01:23:50,758
You're not welcome here
so get the fuck of my property.
1272
01:23:51,559 --> 01:23:53,027
Can we just talk about this?
1273
01:23:53,029 --> 01:23:54,762
I literally have nothing
to say to you.
1274
01:23:54,764 --> 01:23:56,630
Please, just give me
five minutes. Okay?
1275
01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:58,165
And I promise that
I'll leave you alone.
1276
01:23:58,167 --> 01:24:00,768
I just...
I just wanna talk about it.
1277
01:24:01,336 --> 01:24:03,170
-Let me handle this, okay.
-No, it's fine, baby.
1278
01:24:03,172 --> 01:24:05,139
-It's okay.
-Okay, it's fine. You got it.
1279
01:24:05,673 --> 01:24:07,107
Five minutes. That's it.
1280
01:24:10,345 --> 01:24:13,380
Okay.
Come on.
1281
01:24:22,157 --> 01:24:24,658
Okay, are you going to say
what you wanted to say?
1282
01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:27,227
Why are you
acting like that?
1283
01:24:28,196 --> 01:24:30,064
It's just me, Ingrid.
1284
01:24:32,167 --> 01:24:35,736
I'm sorry. Are you--
are you actually insane?
1285
01:24:35,738 --> 01:24:39,106
'Cause you do know Nicky almost
died because of you, right?
1286
01:24:41,810 --> 01:24:43,444
I thought we were friends.
1287
01:24:44,379 --> 01:24:46,647
-We had so much fun together.
-Oh, my god.
1288
01:24:47,148 --> 01:24:50,284
Ingrid...
We were never friends
1289
01:24:50,286 --> 01:24:53,187
because everything
about you is such a fucking lie.
1290
01:24:53,455 --> 01:24:56,723
You just are some weird freak
that found me on instagram.
1291
01:24:56,725 --> 01:24:58,826
And that's basically
all this has been.
1292
01:25:01,663 --> 01:25:04,598
Everything about me is a lie.
Okay, well...
1293
01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:06,834
-What?
-Everything about you
1294
01:25:06,836 --> 01:25:08,569
is a fucking lie. Okay.
1295
01:25:09,571 --> 01:25:11,271
-It is.
-Okay.
1296
01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:13,307
Your brother is a drug addict.
1297
01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:16,243
Your husband is an alcoholic
who fucking hates you.
1298
01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:20,147
And you pretend to be
some cool L.A. chick,
1299
01:25:20,149 --> 01:25:21,548
but you're full of shit.
1300
01:25:22,584 --> 01:25:24,551
Ezra told me everything, okay.
He told me that
1301
01:25:24,553 --> 01:25:27,287
when you moved here,
you were lame and basic,
1302
01:25:27,289 --> 01:25:28,722
and you had no friends.
1303
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:33,494
You were just like me.
1304
01:25:37,765 --> 01:25:40,767
You know what, Ingrid, um...
1305
01:25:41,703 --> 01:25:46,740
I was, uh,
actually never like you...
1306
01:25:48,376 --> 01:25:52,646
Because you are
a sad and pathetic,
1307
01:25:52,914 --> 01:25:54,815
and very sick person,
1308
01:25:55,550 --> 01:25:58,485
and you need professional help.
1309
01:26:04,392 --> 01:26:05,692
Game over.
1310
01:26:10,198 --> 01:26:11,632
Forgot something.
1311
01:26:35,490 --> 01:26:37,191
Phew!
Sorry about that, everyone.
1312
01:26:37,193 --> 01:26:40,394
- Everything's okay.
- Everything's cool.
1313
01:26:49,404 --> 01:26:51,972
Hey guys! It's me, Ingrid.
1314
01:26:52,974 --> 01:26:55,776
I've never done
this before, but...
1315
01:26:57,378 --> 01:26:58,845
I didn't have
anyone else to talk to
1316
01:26:58,847 --> 01:27:00,781
so I figured, why not.
1317
01:27:02,884 --> 01:27:05,485
I just wanted
to tell you guys that...
1318
01:27:07,255 --> 01:27:08,922
Basically everything
I've posted
1319
01:27:08,924 --> 01:27:11,925
in the last couple of months
is a total lie.
1320
01:27:13,761 --> 01:27:17,297
I haven't been living, some
like, glamorous life in L.A.
1321
01:27:18,933 --> 01:27:20,434
I'm just...
1322
01:27:22,537 --> 01:27:23,770
A loser.
1323
01:27:26,474 --> 01:27:27,841
I'm pathetic.
1324
01:27:30,979 --> 01:27:33,747
And I know
there's something wrong with me,
1325
01:27:34,482 --> 01:27:36,483
but I don't know how to fix it,
1326
01:27:36,784 --> 01:27:38,752
and I don't know how to change.
1327
01:27:39,287 --> 01:27:43,290
And I just...
Don't think I can change.
1328
01:27:43,625 --> 01:27:45,025
So maybe I'm just...
1329
01:27:46,894 --> 01:27:48,495
Maybe this is just who I am.
1330
01:27:49,697 --> 01:27:51,431
And maybe I'm just tired...
1331
01:27:51,799 --> 01:27:53,333
Of trying to make people
like me.
1332
01:27:53,335 --> 01:27:56,436
I'm tired of pretending like,
someone I'm not.
1333
01:27:56,671 --> 01:27:58,772
And I'm tired of being alone.
1334
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:00,040
And I'm just...
1335
01:28:01,909 --> 01:28:04,344
Just tired of being me so...
1336
01:28:05,046 --> 01:28:06,513
I just...
1337
01:28:07,949 --> 01:28:07,948
Feel like...
1338
01:28:12,787 --> 01:28:14,721
If you don't have anyone
to share anything with,
1339
01:28:14,723 --> 01:28:16,556
then what'd the point of living?
1340
01:28:19,994 --> 01:28:22,596
Yeah, so I guess
I'm just making this video...
1341
01:28:23,031 --> 01:28:26,700
So you guys can see the real me.
At least once.
1342
01:28:30,471 --> 01:28:31,805
So here I am.
1343
01:29:54,989 --> 01:29:56,656
Ingrid.
1344
01:29:57,658 --> 01:29:59,126
Ingrid.
1345
01:30:01,062 --> 01:30:03,663
Ingrid. Ingrid.
1346
01:30:04,499 --> 01:30:06,032
Ingrid can you hear me?
1347
01:30:06,901 --> 01:30:08,835
There she is.
1348
01:30:11,672 --> 01:30:13,039
Where's my phone?
1349
01:30:13,875 --> 01:30:16,543
Take it easy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1350
01:30:16,744 --> 01:30:19,546
Take it easy.
You've been through a lot.
1351
01:30:22,049 --> 01:30:23,517
It's okay.
1352
01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:26,153
What all that stuff?
1353
01:30:26,654 --> 01:30:28,755
Apparently, you've got
a lot of fans out there.
1354
01:30:31,492 --> 01:30:34,561
As a matter of fact,
one of them is here to see you.
1355
01:30:36,931 --> 01:30:39,666
Hey, wassup, Ingrid?
1356
01:30:40,468 --> 01:30:42,636
Dan's the reason
you're still with us.
1357
01:30:43,204 --> 01:30:45,872
He saw your video online
and called 911.
1358
01:30:46,774 --> 01:30:49,976
- You're a lucky girl.
- -Batman to the rescue.
1359
01:30:51,145 --> 01:30:52,579
The usual.
1360
01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:57,451
Can you give us a minute?
1361
01:30:59,020 --> 01:31:00,620
Like the new whip?
1362
01:31:00,988 --> 01:31:02,189
I know, I'm shining.
1363
01:31:02,191 --> 01:31:03,924
This is not the Batmobile,
but it'll do.
1364
01:31:04,592 --> 01:31:06,059
I asked for black,
but...
1365
01:31:06,994 --> 01:31:08,628
- They-- they out of black.
1366
01:31:12,700 --> 01:31:13,834
I like it.
1367
01:31:13,836 --> 01:31:19,039
Baby, where did you go?
Why did... why did you leave?
1368
01:31:20,708 --> 01:31:23,143
I mean, are you going
to disappear on me again
1369
01:31:23,544 --> 01:31:25,011
in another three weeks?
1370
01:31:28,749 --> 01:31:30,517
Yeah, yeah.
1371
01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:33,854
How you feeling?
1372
01:31:34,989 --> 01:31:37,524
-I feel stupid.
-Oh, come on, don't say that.
1373
01:31:37,526 --> 01:31:39,025
Why so serious?
1374
01:31:41,696 --> 01:31:45,031
Come on,
nobody wants to see this.
1375
01:31:47,134 --> 01:31:49,803
Okay.
I know what'll cheer you up.
1376
01:31:51,772 --> 01:31:53,673
Oh, I'm fine. By the way.
1377
01:31:56,110 --> 01:31:59,646
Take a look. Go ahead.
1378
01:32:02,216 --> 01:32:04,684
Your little suicide video
went viral.
1379
01:32:06,654 --> 01:32:08,288
Your face is all over
the Internet.
1380
01:32:10,224 --> 01:32:14,661
Look at them.
Thousands, and thousands
1381
01:32:15,129 --> 01:32:16,763
and thousands.
1382
01:32:17,765 --> 01:32:19,966
You're an inspiration, babe.
1383
01:32:21,202 --> 01:32:22,969
You have a hashtag.
1384
01:32:24,872 --> 01:32:26,840
Hashtag I am Ingrid.
1385
01:32:27,875 --> 01:32:27,874
Feel better soon.
1386
01:32:27,876 --> 01:32:31,011
-Praying for your recovery
- amazing.
1387
01:32:40,555 --> 01:32:42,856
You're too good to do that
to yourself. I gotta tell you,
1388
01:32:42,858 --> 01:32:44,558
-you're fucking beautiful
- you're a hero.
1389
01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:45,825
Hashtag I am Ingrid.
1389
01:32:46,305 --> 01:32:52,831
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