1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 2 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,038 Remember when we were kids? 3 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,197 Life was all there in front of us, 4 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,474 waiting to happen. 5 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,591 You could be an astronaut or the President, 6 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,398 whatever the hell you wanted. 7 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,790 Every day was an adventure, 8 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,474 and things were only going to get better. 9 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,837 Then the years pass and you start to see... 10 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,834 ...that it's all a big fairy tale. 11 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,230 Total bullshit. 12 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,954 I'm no genius, 13 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,216 but I like to think I've figured 14 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,593 a few things out along the way. 15 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,833 For one thing, modern civilization is a scam. 16 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:34,675 A sad, pointless charade built on lies. 17 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,277 You have to have the courage to go your own way. 18 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,115 Happiness is hard to come by. 19 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:42,793 Sure as hell aren't gonna find it 20 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,359 in some stupid gadget. 21 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,671 There you are, tapping on some little box... 22 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,216 ...while the real shit is happening 23 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,037 all around you, dumbass. 24 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:56,033 I hate you so much. 25 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,799 Yes, I do, yeah. I hate you. 26 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,917 Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing 27 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,195 but love for my fellow human beings. 28 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,755 I'm a people person all the way, 29 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,872 one hundred percent. 30 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,033 Look at you. What a pretty dog! 31 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,470 Look at those ears. 32 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,109 What's your name? What's your name? 33 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,231 My name is Pepper. 34 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,958 And I'm five years old. 35 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,879 And this morning... 36 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,471 ...I was a bad, bad girl. 37 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,736 People get really creeped out 38 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,354 when you talk in the fake dog voice. 39 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,639 I believe that every one of us has a story to tell... 40 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,673 ...and we're all part of the human family. 41 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,072 How tragic we've lost all sense of community. 42 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,550 A sense of camaraderie 43 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,596 with our friends and neighbors. 44 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,592 You mind if I sit here? 45 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,355 I don't think there's anyone sitting at those tables. 46 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,988 But she likes the sunny spot. 47 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,828 Don'tcha? Don'tcha like the sunny spot? 48 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,713 I'm actually right in the middle of something, so... 49 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,113 Working man, eh? 50 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,919 Good deal. 51 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,233 Wife? Kids? 52 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,512 Hey, asshole! I'm talking to you. 53 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,273 Nobody has actual conversations anymore. 54 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,192 It's a real shame. 55 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,318 I mean, everybody's got something valuable to offer 56 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,277 if you just take the time to listen. 57 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,632 Nope. Sorry. 58 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,950 Saggy-balls motherfucker! 59 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,633 And if you're lucky enough 60 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,631 to find a friend or two in this world... 61 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,395 ...well, brother, you've hit the jackpot. 62 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:42,720 So... 63 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,951 ...what did Wilson think of our news? 64 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,919 I didn't tell him yet. 65 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,313 Oh, God, not another kid! 66 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,232 No, no. 67 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,198 It's just we were thinking 68 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,713 we might want to move somewhere... 69 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,229 ...where we could actually afford to buy a house. 70 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,993 Show him the pictures. 71 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,594 Where is this? 72 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,914 St. Louis. 73 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,909 Missouri? 74 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,319 Jesus Christ. 75 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:14,879 St. Louis? 76 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,355 It's actually a pretty interesting town. 77 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,955 Oh, okay, that flies in the face of everything 78 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,155 I've ever heard... 79 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,032 ...about St. Louis in particular 80 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,599 and Missouri at large! 81 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,518 What the hell do you know about it? 82 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:27,680 Look, I get it. 83 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,393 You don't want to have to be the ones to cart poor old... 84 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,358 ...Wilson to the hospital when he conks out. 85 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,517 Get out while the going's good. 86 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,715 Smart move! 87 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,229 Holy shit. 88 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,233 This has nothing to do with you, Wilson. 89 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,228 Oh, that's nice! Thanks for thinking of me! 90 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,351 I always knew that she hated me... 91 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,359 ...but I always thought that you were my best friend! 92 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,597 He's your only friend! Jodie! 93 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,512 No, I'll be fucked if I sit here 94 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,320 and let you give us a guilt trip about this. 95 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,998 Why don't you get off your lazy ass 96 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,752 and go find some new fucking friends?! 97 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,753 Jesus Christ! 98 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,271 Life can be a difficult business. 99 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,473 We need to be thankful for everything we have. 100 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,432 Caveman was happy with the roof over his head... 101 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,273 ...a day's supply of food, 102 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,958 and a family to share his burden. 103 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,758 Honey, I'm home! 104 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,758 What's for dinner? 105 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,391 Well, two out of three. 106 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:23,631 That's not so bad, I guess. 107 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,469 Of all the times to call! 108 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,795 Hello? 109 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,959 He what? 110 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,320 Hey. 111 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,639 Honey, you're so beautiful! 112 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,637 Yeah, we're gonna have so much fun! 113 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,393 So, I don't know how long I'll be. 114 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,596 It's a family emergency. 115 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,598 I hope it's nothing serious. 116 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,791 Oh, hell, yeah. It's serious. 117 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,032 Yeah, my old man has terminal cancer. 118 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,676 I am so sorry. 119 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,511 I lost my brother to lymphoma. 120 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,830 You take as much time as you need. 121 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,479 And don't worry about anything. 122 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,471 I'll take such good care of her. 123 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,800 Um... 124 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,839 She needs to have these pills every... 125 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,315 Is this our new little friend? Who's this crazy kid, man? 126 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,349 Who's this guy? 127 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,590 Diego. Nice to meet you. 128 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,352 Wait, I thought it was just you. 129 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,238 Diego lives here with me. 130 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,992 He helps out a ton with the animals. 131 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,351 Okay, yeah. That's just... 132 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,832 How do you know he's not some crazy dog fucker? 133 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,191 He's not. No, I'm not. 134 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,759 Ooh. 135 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,192 Where you headed, bro? 136 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,919 I'm sorry. What? 137 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,599 Where you going? 138 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,516 I'm going home. 139 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,669 Ah. 140 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:45,230 I'm going to visit my dad in the hospital. 141 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,431 Stage-four lung cancer. 142 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,275 Took a bad turn last night. Fell in the shower. 143 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,388 Sorry, to hear that. 144 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,913 So, um... 145 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,432 What do you do? What? 146 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,591 I'm sorry, what? What's your line? 147 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:04,920 Your job. 148 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,155 J-O-B? 149 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,151 Um, I do management consulting, 150 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,912 mostly in the I.T. sector. 151 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,549 Oh, no kidding! Because I do some... 152 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,557 ...C.N.P.-ing 153 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,750 in the V.H.C-slash-1-G-Q-point... 154 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:17,989 Come on, man. 155 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,394 Nobody actually understands that bullshit. 156 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,953 I mean I want to know... 157 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:26,113 ...what are the actual activities of your day? 158 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,471 You know, different things. I, um... 159 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,598 Meetings, uh, phone calls, reports. 160 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:35,478 But, you know, I mostly, uh... 161 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,438 ...primarily focus on manage... 162 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,311 Listen, brother, forty years from now 163 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,317 you're gonna be on your deathbed saying: 164 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,312 "Where did it all go? 165 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,154 "What did I do with those precious days? 166 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,629 "Some shitwork for the oligarchs?" 167 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,359 I actually enjoy what I do, 168 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,635 and I've worked my ass off to get there. 169 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,992 How did we end up like this?! 170 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,118 Okay, so... 171 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,998 ...this is it, I guess. 172 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,959 When Mom died it just happened, you know, but... 173 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:21,631 ...you have the chance to leave me with something. 174 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,519 Couldn't you... 175 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,509 ...see that I needed you to tell me just one time... 176 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,516 ...that you loved me? 177 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:35,878 Or that you hated me, or... 178 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,355 ...something. 179 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:41,195 Something besides the problems with your goddamn garden. 180 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,992 If you can hear me, just squeeze my hand. 181 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,194 Just... 182 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,996 ...come on, fucker! 183 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:57,989 Dad? 184 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,194 Something? 185 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,071 It's too late, isn't it? 186 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,874 There it is. 187 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,677 You have any kids of your own? 188 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,319 Excuse me? 189 00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:59,629 Do... 190 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,275 ...you... 191 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,989 ...have any niños of your own? 192 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,791 Two. But they grown up. 193 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,669 Hell of a job doing what you do. 194 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,633 I can't imagine what it's like working for some... 195 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,433 ...asshole whitey fuckers 196 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,999 who can't even be bothered to... 197 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,878 ...raise their own family. 198 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,708 I got to go. 199 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,516 That's okay. I got it covered. 200 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,352 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just... 201 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,513 My dad just passed on and... 202 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,675 It's weird, I can't even... 203 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,560 I never thought I'd say "passed on." 204 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,034 He died. 205 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,272 We used to play ball. 206 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,679 Right out there. 207 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:53,038 If it wasn't for him, I'd throw like a damn pussy. 208 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,359 He was a good... 209 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,870 ...man, in general, you know? 210 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:28,880 Who's that? 211 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,556 It's me, Wilson. 212 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,388 I wanted to see if you still lived here. 213 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,073 Can I come in? 214 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,758 You want some beet juice? 215 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,753 Fuck, no! 216 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,272 You seen Meyers lately? 217 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,440 Nah. 218 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,028 Guy's an asshole. 219 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,120 Hmm. 220 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,791 My dad died. 221 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,120 Yeah. 222 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,435 So I'm kind of... My old man's still alive. 223 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,591 Motherfucker won't die. 224 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,798 He fucking will not die. 225 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,476 93 years old. I'm literally counting the seconds. 226 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,276 Well, I just... 227 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,591 I don't have any family left. 228 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,478 And I've known you... 229 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,632 ...since we were, what, nine years old? Ten? 230 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,878 I don't have a single person who shares 231 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,837 my same memories, you know? 232 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,479 Lucky you. 233 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,320 You know... 234 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,592 ...people always said that you were kind of "difficult," 235 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:35,999 but I don't know, I guess that... 236 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,720 Who said that? Fucking Ted Kuby? 237 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,319 No. No, no. 238 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,638 I think that... 239 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:49,474 ...I need to change my life a little bit. Just... 240 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,679 ...you know, meet some new people and... 241 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,991 ...shake things up a... 242 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,240 Ugh... 243 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,035 Excuse me. 244 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,032 I'm thinking to... 245 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,636 ...try dating again a little bit, you know? 246 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,519 Yeah, I gave up on women a long time ago. 247 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,992 You bust your fucking ass... and what do you get? 248 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,673 Empty fucking bank account? 249 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,557 Getting bitched at all the time? 250 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,996 It's a fucking fool's errand! 251 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,313 You know, Olsen, 252 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,557 I was thinking that maybe we could be friends again. 253 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,230 But I guess... I sort of forgot... 254 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,996 ...what a toxic soul-draining vampire you really are. 255 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,234 And by the way, those grapes have turned. 256 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,913 Pull over, dumbass! 257 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,559 It's my dad's car! 258 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,716 Nice driving, asshole! 259 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,231 Everybody's in a hurry. 260 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,553 Hey, could you hand me that chicken? 261 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,711 Oh, sure. Here. 262 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,838 Hold this. Okay. 263 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,195 Okay. 264 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,675 Twelve dollars? 265 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,672 Oh, my God. Are you fucking serious? 266 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,559 That's twelve dollars? 267 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,229 Oh, I know. It is a total racket. 268 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,358 They know that pet owners are all damaged 269 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,589 and neurotic and we will... 270 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,353 ...happily throw our money 271 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,590 at the most nonsensical crap just to... 272 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,876 ...buy a little affection. 273 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,752 Yeah. Yeah, no shit. No shit. 274 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,440 Oh, shit. 275 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,950 What the fuck? 276 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,879 I am so, so, so sorry. 277 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 My, uh... 278 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,992 I'm just not used to this car. 279 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,388 It's actually okay. It's fine. 280 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,313 Well, it looks like you have maybe a crack 281 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,038 or a crease or a dent. 282 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,235 That was already there. 283 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,799 Why don't we exchange information? 284 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,438 Just in case... You know. 285 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,160 It looked like he did it on purpose. 286 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,956 It's fine, okay? It's fine. Thank you. 287 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,272 But excuse me! Before you go, um... 288 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,360 Is there any chance that we could, uh... 289 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,829 ...maybe go out sometime? 290 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,111 I felt like we had a spark or something back there. 291 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,592 Why does every fucking psycho 292 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,238 always pick on me, man? 293 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,550 What the fuck did I ever do wrong? 294 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,473 Get away from my car. 295 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,314 I'm not a psycho, lady. 296 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,634 What the heck crawled up her ass? 297 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,672 Yeah, no kidding. 298 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,270 I'd be pretty stoked if some random guy 299 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,193 tapped my car just to get into my pants. 300 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,476 My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my 301 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,869 My angel lover 302 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,317 My, my, my, my, my, my, my My angel lover 303 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,551 Oh, Christ, I haven't done this in a long time. 304 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,834 Me, neither. I don't get asked out on too many dates. 305 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,834 Oh, men can be cruel. 306 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,555 Looks aren't all that important to me. 307 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,668 Whoa. That's good. 308 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,552 Wow, this place has got 1,748 reviews on Yelp. 309 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,435 And what the hell does that even mean? 310 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,760 Yelp. 311 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,955 Aren't you a little old 312 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,389 to be doing all that computer stuff? 313 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,073 I'm totally addicted. 314 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,238 You know, it just feels so undignified to me. 315 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,998 I mean, in the end you're just sitting 316 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,435 all alone staring at a screen. 317 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,318 It's just so sad. 318 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,110 I would be a lot lonelier without it, 319 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,559 that's for sure. 320 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,550 Have you ever been married? Kids? 321 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,640 No. 322 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,718 I lived with this guy for six years once, 323 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,439 but then one day he just says, "Guess what!" 324 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,113 "I'm a big homo... 325 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,073 "and I find all women totally disgusting." 326 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,439 Jeez. You know, my wife left me 17 years ago. 327 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,950 Walked out, got an abortion. 328 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,272 Moved to L.A. No explanation. Nothing. 329 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:15,111 My one chance at a family, poof. 330 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,056 Yeah, everything was fine all that time 331 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,355 until he just up and says... 332 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,078 ..."I'm into dudes," you know? 333 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,314 I'm done with her. 334 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,318 I just need to move on, find somebody new. 335 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,956 Not you necessarily, but... 336 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,576 Did you ever do a PeopleFinder search, 337 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,794 or even just Google? 338 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,958 Well, my friend tried it once, but nothing. 339 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,793 Forget it, I'm done. 340 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,636 I'll find her. What's her name? 341 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,230 Pippi. My ex? Uh... 342 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,320 ...Pippi. 343 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,159 Pippi what? 344 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,078 Pippi Carmichael. 345 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,151 But like I said, you won't find a... 346 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,114 Here's a Polly Carmichael-Wiggins. 347 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,799 Wait. Are you serious? 348 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,394 Uh, yeah. That's her sister. 349 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,474 Well, she's all over here. She's got a big presence. 350 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,672 Really? So... Oh, yikes! That's... 351 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,359 Yeah, that's her. 352 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,710 Yeah, she's right over there in Silverdale. 353 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 So... 354 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,555 ...after six years, this guy's all, "I love you, 355 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,160 "but I just don't see a future for us." 356 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,312 And I'm like, "I get it, dude. You're into penis. 357 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,995 "So am I. But... 358 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,776 "...couldn't you have just told me that 359 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,597 "before I let myself go all to shit?" 360 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,557 Recognize this voice? Because I recognize yours. 361 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,115 No. 362 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,075 No. 363 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,920 Uh-uh. 364 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,275 Nope. 365 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,879 No, see it's Wilson! 366 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,757 Jesus Christ, Polly, spare me 367 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,433 the history lesson, okay? I'm just... 368 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,789 ...calling to find out 369 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,115 if there's any news from Pippi. 370 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,400 Hmm. 371 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,268 Got to be around here somewhere. 372 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,314 Watch your door. 373 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760 Thank you. 374 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,395 Excuse me, sir? 375 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,754 Just a second. Watch the door. 376 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,672 Quick question: Can you tell me where 377 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,115 a guy could find some pussy in this town? 378 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,911 Oh, you're looking for a strip club, huh? 379 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,716 Uh... Well, no, that's for suckers. 380 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,588 I'm looking for the kind you can actually fuck. 381 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,439 Looking for a hooker? 382 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,318 That's it, exactly. 383 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,835 I'm looking for my ex-wife. 384 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,114 Hey. How you doing? 385 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,669 Oh, good. Can I ask you something? 386 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,309 Sure. What's going on? 387 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,509 Okay. 388 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,029 Have you ever seen this woman? 389 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,669 Now, this is an old picture, so she... 390 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,833 ...probably looks much, much worse now. 391 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,668 Bruises from the drug use and beatings. 392 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,713 Frizzy coke hair. Waxy skin. 393 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,916 You, of all people, know the drill. 394 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,639 Her name's Pippi, but I'm sure she's got some... 395 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,629 ...florid nom de guerre now like, uh... 396 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,159 ..."Klimaxx" or something. 397 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,992 I don't know no Klimaxx. 398 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,718 According to her sister, 399 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,877 she recently located back here from L.A. 400 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,710 I'm sorry, I don't know her. 401 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,554 Okay. Well, in that case, I guess I'll... 402 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,432 ...take a blowjob then. 403 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,034 All right. 404 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,715 Ooh. 405 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,195 I should've brought my wallet. 406 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,637 Belinda, do you know where Pippi is? 407 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,016 Stay the fuck away from us. 408 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,076 We don't want nothing to do with that crazy bitch. 409 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,559 Don't talk to him. 410 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,708 Look. It's torture for me to see you guys, too... 411 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,389 ...especially hatchet-face over here... 412 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,035 ...but I need to know if you've seen Pippi. 413 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,236 She's working at some restaurant by the lake. 414 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,429 That's all we know. 415 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,195 Now please... 416 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,038 ...fuck off. 417 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,918 A restaurant? What restaurant? 418 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,752 Fuck off! 419 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,874 Oh, we close at 9:00 tonight. Sorry. 420 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,230 Oh, no, that's okay. I just wanted to ask... 421 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,754 Do you have a Pippi working here? 422 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,599 Like Pippi Longstocking? 423 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,720 Oh... 424 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,235 You don't ever want to call her that. 425 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,711 Her sister says that she's fallen on hard times. 426 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,270 You know, drugs, prostitution, who knows what else. 427 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,950 I guess she's trying to get her shit back together, but... 428 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,750 I blame her father. Rich Republican prick. 429 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,072 But that's a pretty good way to get back at him, I suppose. 430 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,596 "Hey, I'm blowing strangers for drug money, Daddy. 431 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,638 "What do you think of me now?" 432 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,269 This looks like Lynne. Lynne! 433 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,119 Oh, my God. 434 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,759 Oh, God. 435 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,272 Oh, God. 436 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,152 Two pinot noir, please! 437 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,835 I don't get the Lynne thing. Why "Lynne"? 438 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,114 I thought you hated "Lynne." 439 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,430 Excuse me. Just let me get through. 440 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,956 Wilson. Jesus Christ, man! 441 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,953 I'm just trying to get my life together 442 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,632 and make a clean start. 443 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,990 Why would you show up and say that shit? 444 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,513 I can't get over how amazing you look. 445 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,671 I thought you'd be some... 446 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,316 ...nasty, skanky, rat-haired, snaggle-toothed... 447 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,630 ...sore-infested ho. But look... 448 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,552 ...it's like you came through the gauntlet 449 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,789 without a scratch! 450 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,713 Wilson, you showed up at my work 451 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,836 and called me a crack whore. 452 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,679 In front of Melissa! 453 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,355 Well, you know what? I didn't know! 454 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,033 I was afraid you were living 455 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,832 with a biker gang or something. 456 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,752 You can't imagine all the stuff 457 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,034 running through my head... 458 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,714 ...from the shit that Polly told me. 459 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,319 You talked to Polly? 460 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,840 Yeah, I mean... 461 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,399 Who the fuck does she think she is? 462 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,554 She doesn't know the first goddamn thing about my life. 463 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,518 And now she's saying bullshit to everybody about me? 464 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,159 No. No! 465 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,711 I'm not doing this. I'm not. 466 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,991 Because this is exactly what she wants! 467 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,510 I am cooling out. 468 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,509 Mmm-hmm. 469 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,348 Doesn't know a goddamn thing about my business. 470 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,229 I always told you that she was a nightmare, remember? 471 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,430 Wilson, you said that about everybody. 472 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,759 Was I wrong? 473 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,437 What do you want, Wilson? 474 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,399 My dad died and, uh... 475 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,274 Robert moved away, so I'm all alone... 476 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,875 ...now. 477 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,069 I miss you, Pippi. 478 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,080 Yeah. 479 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,709 Shit. I wasn't... 480 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,994 I wasn't supposed to drink. 481 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,149 Huh? 482 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,118 Can this really be the same Pippi who used to... 483 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,398 ...smoke and drink and curse and fart and belch? 484 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,637 She was a disgusting pig. 485 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,354 Well, there was never a dull moment, 486 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,072 that's for sure. 487 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,119 Pippi? 488 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,394 You were the only person 489 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,155 who ever bothered to get to know the real me. 490 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,912 And I knew the real you. 491 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,431 The real Pippi. 492 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,274 And I think that maybe... 493 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,273 ...maybe I still know her. 494 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,990 It's been really hard. 495 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,995 I had some bad years. 496 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,831 I am so... 497 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,673 ...proud of you. 498 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,839 You're doing so good. 499 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,954 You're an amazing woman. 500 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,392 What's this? 501 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,360 No, no, no. Pepper, down. 502 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,440 Fuck! 503 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,789 What? 504 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,235 Sorry, she's a little bit overprotective. 505 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,391 Shit, I can't believe you still live here. 506 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,037 Oh, I know, it's great, but... 507 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,798 ...you know, I can't help but think 508 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,553 it would've been great if you just... 509 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,873 ...had the baby, and then we'd... 510 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,708 ...still have lived together all those years. 511 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,713 And who knows what our life might have been like. 512 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,229 P T.A. meetings... 513 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,916 Guinea pigs... 514 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,237 Piano lessons... 515 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,909 You're totally out of your mind, man. 516 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,871 If you had had the baby, 517 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,394 it would have forced us to grow up. 518 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,914 You know? 519 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,556 I did have the baby. 520 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,320 What? 521 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,756 I had a little girl. 522 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,395 What are you talking about? 523 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,591 I put her up for adoption... 524 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,916 ...before I went to L.A. 525 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,795 Pippi... 526 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,191 ...you need to tell me right now 527 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,952 if you're joking around. 528 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,236 Wilson, we sent you papers. 529 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,112 No, I don't know anything 530 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,635 about what you're talking about. 531 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,472 She got adopted. 532 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,478 You had a baby? 533 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,629 Yeah. 534 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,154 I'm... I'm a father? 535 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,319 Kind of. 536 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,068 I am a father. 537 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,428 Why not? 538 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,119 I'm a father? 539 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,277 I'm a father?! 540 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,113 I'm a father! 541 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,676 Yes! Yes! 542 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,960 So... 543 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,799 ...how's business? 544 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,277 Terrible. Everybody just does it themselves now. 545 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,631 When I talked to you on the phone... 546 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,190 ...I pictured some guy with an Army buddy on the force... 547 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,353 He gets all his info from a blind guy on the corner... 548 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,989 Nope. 549 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,429 Nope. 550 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,715 Where the hell's that goddamn file? 551 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,479 Cocksucker! 552 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,833 Oh, here's what I got. 553 00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,875 "Claire Cassiday, Parker Day High School." 554 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,997 You sure about that? 555 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,556 I do my best with the information provided 556 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,238 but no guarantees. 557 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,189 Okay. 558 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,709 Here she is. 559 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,752 Could lose a few pounds. 560 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,033 Couldn't we all. 561 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,711 Here we go. Fish and chips. Enjoy, guys. 562 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,835 When are you done? 563 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,189 Wilson. I can't. 564 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,360 We're short tonight. 565 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,760 No, I got a great surprise for you. 566 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,880 Excuse me! 567 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,678 Could I get this with the aioli 568 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,074 on the side as I requested? 569 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,549 I'm so sorry. Let me take that back right away. 570 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,910 And we still haven't seen that bruschetta. 571 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,752 I'll get that right away. No, no. 572 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,229 Wilson, I can't wait. Please, I'll lose my job! 573 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,913 It's your daughter. 574 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,556 Isn't she beautiful? 575 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,710 Excuse me. We have tickets to Wicked and... 576 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,189 Hey, dickhead! Shut the fuck up! 577 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,395 Can't you see that this woman is having a profound moment? 578 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,478 Somehow I just can't process 579 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,755 that this is your place. I mean... 580 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,550 Don't get me wrong, it's, uh, really... 581 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,598 ...nice. Very tasteful. I just... 582 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,950 It's a sublet, dumbass! 583 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,554 Thank God. 584 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,120 So... 585 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,595 ...what do you want to do about this? 586 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,438 Wilson, I've seen it. 587 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,517 Don't you do another goddamn thing. 588 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,909 I can't even catch my breath around you. Enough! 589 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:31,312 I'm not talking about anything major, Pippi. I mean... 590 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,116 ...don't you want to see her in the flesh? 591 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,150 What are you saying now? 592 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,793 What do you want to do, stalk her? 593 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,115 Holy Christ, Pippi. 594 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,989 Where do you come up with this shit? 595 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,594 Why the hell do people move to the suburbs? 596 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,396 It's like a living death. 597 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,599 Wilson, what are we doing? 598 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,993 What? 599 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,119 I never... 600 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,911 ...stopped loving you, Pippi. 601 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,638 I stopped loving you. 602 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,473 Ouch. 603 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,600 Well... 604 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,878 I spent so many years hating you 605 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,791 and now I can't even remember why. 606 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,079 I guess it drove me nuts 607 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,957 that I was such a fucking mess... 608 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,552 ...and nothing I did ever scared you away. 609 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,990 Well, you remember this? 610 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,640 Mmm. 611 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,833 Yeah. 612 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,160 29 stitches. 613 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,240 Yeah. 614 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,989 That almost scared me away. 615 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,680 Shh, shh, shh. 616 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,910 They're on the move! They're on the move. 617 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,593 Wait! What are you doing? 618 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,069 I told you. I just want to get a glimpse of her. 619 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,599 But you just saw her! 620 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,831 Get down! Down, down. Shit. 621 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,828 Okay, up, up. 622 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,991 Wilson, just let this go. 623 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,272 No, we got to go. Wilson! 624 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,359 Okay, the coast is clear. 625 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,713 Cool it, Wilson. 626 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,359 Jesus. 627 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,720 Oh... 628 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,313 We made that. 629 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,235 Hey, it's Claire. Hi, Claire. 630 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,880 What's up, Claire? Why are you here? 631 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,155 They having a sale on big-ass clown clothes? 632 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,400 Go die, asshole. 633 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,555 Oh... 634 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,438 I'm sorry, what did you say to me? 635 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,720 Oh, no. 636 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,896 What did you say to me, bitch? 637 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,797 Hey, Claire, Jenny Craig's over here. 638 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,871 Fat-ass bitch! Where are you going? 639 00:35:58,960 --> 00:35:59,960 Hey! 640 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,754 You need to shut the fuck up, you little prick! 641 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,069 Watch yourself, asshole. 642 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,912 No, you watch it! That's my daughter! 643 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,071 Wilson, not now! Bad timing! 644 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,514 You little son of a bitch! 645 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,278 Get off me, asshole! 646 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,713 Let go! No! 647 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,756 I'm not letting go! Let it go! 648 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,920 Wilson! 649 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,552 I'm gonna kick his ass! 650 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,510 Believe me, Pippi gave you a true gift... 651 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,158 ...by giving you away, 652 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:36,438 because we were in no position to be parents. 653 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,999 I was told that she was an unfit mother. 654 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,878 Oh, you were told the truth. 655 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,793 She was on the street, strung out on drugs... 656 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,832 ...comforting strangers. 657 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,831 I never was on the street. 658 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,115 Look, it doesn't... 659 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,509 Don't get bogged down in the details right now. 660 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,199 We're just thrilled to finally 661 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,352 have the opportunity to get to meet you! 662 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,074 And if you're wondering about 663 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,151 the lack of family resemblance... 664 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,590 ...you couldn't tell it by looking at her, 665 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,989 but she used to be a real hippo. 666 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,715 Your grandpa wrote a well-regarded novel 667 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,153 about Melville, and... 668 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,629 ...Pippi's maternal grandfather 669 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,029 was a famous judge in Ohio, and... 670 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,315 Shit! 671 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,039 I have to go. 672 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,469 Oh... Well, it's been... 673 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,989 ...truly amazing getting a chance 674 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,877 to have this time with you. 675 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,359 Okay, bye. Okay. 676 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,192 Bye. Bye. 677 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,193 I'm not some strung-out skank, man! 678 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,033 Pippi, is that all that you took from this experience? 679 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,191 Well, we just totally ambushed her! 680 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,920 I thought we were just gonna hide out. 681 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,149 I can honestly say... 682 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,552 ...I have never seen anything more beautiful... 683 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,910 ...than the look on your face... 684 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,390 ...when you first saw her. You were... 685 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,713 ...glowing. 686 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,034 I guess it was good we got to see her, right? 687 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,032 I feel like maybe I can stop worrying. 688 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,598 And I'll let her go. 689 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,553 Thanks. 690 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,311 I think you're right, Pippi. 691 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,233 She certainly doesn't need any help from us. 692 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,795 It's like she has that miserable, 693 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,955 anguished look... 694 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,953 ...like you had when I first met you. 695 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,791 Of course, you turned out okay. 696 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,559 In the long run. 697 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,433 Oh, Pippi. 698 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,195 Oh, Pippi! 699 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,989 Hi, there. 700 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,836 What do you want? 701 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,436 Well, I just didn't feel like we got closure to our, uh... 702 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,473 ...you know, little introduction, and I... 703 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,269 I can't believe I just used the word "closure," but... 704 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,155 Why the fuck is everyone up my butt today? 705 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,637 Up your...? No. What the hell's wrong? 706 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,679 Hey, come on, hop in. I'll give you a ride. 707 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,474 No, thanks. 708 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,800 I'll get the bus. 709 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,080 No, no, I'll give you a ride. 710 00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,148 Claire! I can't stand to see you like this. Please. 711 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,789 Come on. 712 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,512 How about I take you for ice cream? 713 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,108 Is that supposed to be funny? 714 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,714 Yeah, let's get the fat girl some ice cream. 715 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,709 Hey, not everybody's out to get you, Claire. 716 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,155 Well, that's what it fucking feels like! 717 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,953 Is it those jerks from the mall? 718 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,560 Because I'll kick the shit out of them. 719 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:28,720 It's everybody. 720 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,872 Okay, I'll kick the shit out of everybody then. 721 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,276 It is a given that every decent person 722 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,193 who ever lived got shit on in high school. 723 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,195 I'm sure they picked on Copernicus, for fuck sake. 724 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,397 It's a badge of honor. 725 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,600 However... 726 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,152 ...that does not mean that you have to sit back 727 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,071 and get reamed for four years. 728 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,517 So is there one particular asshole? 729 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,229 Yeah. 730 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,592 Monika the bitch. 731 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,035 Monika? 732 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,395 Monika. 733 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,759 Now, is there like a creepy teacher or janitor or...? 734 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,595 Mr. Naisbitt. 735 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,069 Ah, okay. 736 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,874 "Monika, Monika, you blow 737 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,428 "Mr. Naisbitt like a harmonica." 738 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,397 You see how that rhymed? That's just a bonus. 739 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,957 No, "you blow Mr. Naisbitt's syphilitic dong 740 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,433 "like a harmonica." 741 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,751 Eaugh! Too far. 742 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,640 Yeah. 743 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,471 You passed my house. 744 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,438 How could you tell? 745 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,153 No, the Cassidays seem like wonderful people. 746 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,040 I was thinking I should arrange a meeting 747 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,800 so we can all be on the same page together. 748 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,076 That's a horrible idea. 749 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,269 I bet... 750 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,433 ...your mom does some fancy cooking in here, huh? 751 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,631 We never use any of this shit. 752 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,474 My mom can't even work the stove. 753 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,115 Well... 754 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,110 They took in an innocent baby and raised it as their own. 755 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,315 Folks like that 756 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,560 are the heroes of this world. 757 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:16,835 Mmm. 758 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,192 Yeah, they could spend a little more time with you. 759 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,515 Yeah. 760 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,868 I mean, I could do without 761 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,509 all the overcompensatory display of class privileges... 762 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,640 ...but... 763 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,958 ...I mean, Christ, what kind of example is that? 764 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,834 It's like they're laughing at the next generation. 765 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,198 "We used up all your resources. Fuck you." 766 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,509 I always wondered how I got like this. 767 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,193 No. No. I'm not doing that, Wilson. 768 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,918 Come on, it'll be fun. 769 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,638 I haven't been there since I was a kid. 770 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,195 Wilson! You know I'm not talking about that. 771 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,509 Look. 772 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,757 For better or worse, Pippi, 773 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,434 we have totally freaked this girl out. 774 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,635 Yeah. 775 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,915 And it is our duty to make sure that 776 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,719 she doesn't have some major meltdown. 777 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,320 You know? I mean, can you imagine 778 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,719 what she's going through? 779 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,714 No! No fucking way. Of course I can't. Can you? 780 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,628 She's a sweet kid 781 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,870 with two crazy people stalking her. 782 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,240 We're not stalking her. 783 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,395 Wilson. 784 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,960 And how many times do I have to tell you 785 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,718 what I'm going through, huh? 786 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,389 I am barely making it through each day. 787 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:34,030 And you're expecting this huge emotional commitment... 788 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,599 ...while you're dragging me along 789 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,069 for this insane fucking insta-family? 790 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,034 Pippi, it is that commitment... 791 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,271 ...that is exactly what you need 792 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,759 to help you move forward. 793 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,872 Trust me, I know. 794 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,350 You're an asshole! Goddamn it! 795 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,431 What is in there? 796 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,037 Pippi? Goddamn it! 797 00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,275 Calm yourself. 798 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,435 Fuck! 799 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,396 This is why I left you in the first place. 800 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,029 You think you know it all. You don't! 801 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,748 You don't know shit about shit! 802 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,719 Are you done? 803 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,596 Wow! So cool! 804 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,714 You must have been here a million times, huh? 805 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,080 Nope. 806 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,111 My mom's scared of poor people. 807 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,114 Perfect! It's all ours then. 808 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,916 Thank you. Whoo! 809 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,113 This used to seem so huge when I was a kid. 810 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,795 Hey, you guys ready to take it for a spin? 811 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,953 You're embarrassing her. This is a little kid ride. 812 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,912 I'm not embarrassed. 813 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,877 Come on, Pippi, you don't have to be 814 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,916 such a lump on a log. Hop in. 815 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,630 You guys are so beautiful. 816 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,273 Ugh. 817 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,792 They're watching us. 818 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,999 Stop it, deer. 819 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,353 Any kids? 820 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800 Yeah. 821 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,354 How old? 822 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,155 They're six and fifteen. 823 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,480 Why? 824 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,429 Oh, nothing. I just have a 17-year-old daughter. 825 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,839 She's quite a handful. 826 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,031 She's going through a rough patch with her mom. 827 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,668 You know how they are at this age. 828 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,309 My oldest is going through the same thing. 829 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:56,030 You have to remember that they're just kids, you know? 830 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,715 They still need to know you love them... 831 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,190 ...as hard as that may be sometimes. 832 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,635 Yeah. 833 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,870 You know, that's... Thank you. 834 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,355 Yeah. 835 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,549 You're a wise man. 836 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,517 Nice cock, by the way. 837 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,754 Pippi? 838 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:44,960 Hey! 839 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:48,600 Hey, hey. 840 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,273 They grow up so fast. 841 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,393 Fuck you! 842 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,433 What a day! 843 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,558 Can you imagine... 844 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,270 ...how much bird feces is in this park? 845 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,959 What time is it? 846 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,400 Well... 847 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,789 Don't you have your phone? 848 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,069 Are you kidding me? 849 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,278 That's unbelievable. 850 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,950 This thing has been right on time for like two weeks. 851 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,320 Shit. 852 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,078 Anyway, time is like, you know... 853 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,918 Here and now is where we're at. 854 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,639 Claire? Hey, Dad. 855 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,352 Oh. 856 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:36,440 Sorry. 857 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,153 Okay! 858 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,998 Okay, bye. 859 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,312 Bye! Bye! 860 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,159 You know, I heard you call him "Dad" 861 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,032 and I wonder if he realizes 862 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,270 how lucky he really is. 863 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,479 I better go. 864 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,840 Okay. 865 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,993 Okay, well, hey, let me give you a hug. 866 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,793 I really have enjoyed this time. 867 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,475 Next time we'll do something fun like maybe... 868 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,109 ...get a pogo stick or something, or... 869 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,480 ...Frisbee. 870 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,995 Frisbee'd be easier probably. 871 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,355 See ya. 872 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:16,840 Bye! 873 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,189 Watch out for the bird shit! 874 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,632 Hey, hey, Pepper. Cut it out. 875 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,831 I think she's disappointed in me. 876 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,877 No, it's just she's all desperate and needy. 877 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,719 She can tell when someone doesn't love her. 878 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:38,029 Not the dog, stupid. 879 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,313 Who, Claire? 880 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,873 You're nuts. Did you see the way 881 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,831 she was looking at you? 882 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,715 Really? 883 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,159 Magical. 884 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,191 Oh, Christ. 885 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,671 Fucking Polly, man. 886 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,195 Why can't she leave me alone? 887 00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,839 Delete. 888 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,719 Bullshit. 889 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,389 What? 890 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,915 What? 891 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,356 I just had this thought of like... 892 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,034 What if I showed up with you and Claire? 893 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,918 I was at her front door 894 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,076 and we're all like, "This is my family, bitch." 895 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,920 I'd love to see her face! 896 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,593 Yes! Right? 897 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,713 No, no, don't laugh. We have to do that. 898 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,873 I am not going to her stupid suburban shithole life. 899 00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,553 But there's nothing nuts about that. 900 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,392 Look, look, just... 901 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,155 ...all of the shit that you've been through... 902 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,875 ...and you've come out the other side 903 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,070 better than she'll ever be. 904 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,278 And it's a great chance for your daughter 905 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,753 to see who you are. 906 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,437 She's not our real daughter, man. 907 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,751 I know. I know, Pippi. 908 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,753 I mean, she's never gonna live with us. 909 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,238 But she's always gonna be a part of us. 910 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,435 I don't want to live in a fantasy world. 911 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,792 Yeah, well... 912 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,068 ...how's reality working out for you? 913 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,432 You know, the wife is not a big dog person. 914 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,760 What are you gonna do? 915 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,319 How could anyone not love you? 916 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,636 I bet you can't take two steps on the sidewalk 917 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,273 without someone wanting to pet you. 918 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,109 Oh, it is kind of disturbing actually. It's like... 919 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,796 ..."Hello there, up here! I'm an actual human being. 920 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,792 "I can do math and... 921 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,999 "...drive a car and cook food and do tiddlywinks... 922 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,713 "...and masturbate." 923 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,277 I didn't know you were married. 924 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,795 Oh, yeah. Wife, kids, the whole shebang. 925 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,115 Nice. 926 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,994 Claire, your folks are okay with you coming? 927 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,353 I just told them it was a weekend trip with Hannah. 928 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,159 They don't give a shit. 929 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,151 They're just thrilled I have a fucking friend. 930 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,355 Okay... 931 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,632 ...this is a family outing. Let's try to keep it PG-13. 932 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,479 That's just how I talk. 933 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,757 Okay, well, in that case... Swear all the fuck you want! 934 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,189 You're fucking crazy. 935 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,353 Let's face it, this is pretty great. 936 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,154 Look, even Pippi's happy! 937 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,353 Why not, right? Fuck! 938 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,631 I spent my whole life feeling like shit 939 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:32,994 about myself, you know? 940 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,191 Never enjoyed a goddamn thing. 941 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,752 Fuck that, right? 942 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,518 Yeah, fuck that completely. 943 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,875 Fuck it! 944 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,474 Yes! 945 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,216 Here's my number 946 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,753 So call me maybe 947 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,957 And all the other boys Try to chase me 948 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,075 That killed the mood. 949 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,712 - Killed it. Stop. - That's terrible. 950 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,876 Turn it off. Turn it off! 951 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,509 Oh, God! What obnoxious drivel. 952 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,309 Hey, I just met you 953 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,233 And this is crazy But here's my num... 954 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:12,875 Oh, God. 955 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,077 Oh, come on, chin up. 956 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,078 This is gonna be fun. 957 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:24,711 Fuck, we're so late. 958 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:26,240 Stop. 959 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,070 Oh, honey! 960 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,558 Hi. Hi. 961 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,235 Hi. Hi, Will! Remember me? 962 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,312 Of course. Wilson. 963 00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,954 Oh, you guys... 964 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,272 Yeah, this is, uh... Polly and Will. 965 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,590 And this is your niece, Claire. 966 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,952 Oh, Claire, it's great to meet you. 967 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,231 Come in. Please. 968 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:58,593 Wow. Mmm-mmm. 969 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,120 Sorry. 970 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,751 Hey, Polly... 971 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,559 ...you look great. 972 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:06,920 Thank you. 973 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,759 I don't mean that in a salacious way at all. 974 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,911 I just think you look great. 975 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,240 Thanks. 976 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,316 Don't you think she looks... You do, too, Will! 977 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,760 Thanks. 978 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,118 What's the boy's name? 979 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:20,600 Cooper. 980 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:24,229 Cooper! The last time I saw you... 981 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,109 ...you were two or three years old. 982 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,998 You were trying to get your mom 983 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,951 to pick up some Legos and... 984 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,594 ...you were literally just freaking out! 985 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,271 And at the time I thought that you guys 986 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,953 were terrible parents... 987 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:40,071 ...but I didn't get it like I do now. 988 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:42,390 I used to be way over on the nurture side 989 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,277 of the nature/nurture debate... 990 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,000 ...but not anymore. I mean, look at her. 991 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,151 Look! The way she holds her fork 992 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,437 is exactly like Pippi. 993 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,591 And just a million things, like... 994 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,638 ...she has my mom's little half-smile. 995 00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,837 And then she has Pippi's sarcastic laugh and... 996 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,838 ...my temper. I mean, DNA, it's just... 997 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,679 ...it's truly unbelievable. 998 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,630 Coop's heading to Duke in the fall. 999 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,199 It's hard to believe. 1000 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,520 Coops! 1001 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,958 And Jenny's already halfway through law school. 1002 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,990 Oh, Christ, I forgot you had another one. 1003 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,117 I totally forgot. 1004 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,833 So is she my cousin? 1005 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,153 Oh, brilliant, Watson! 1006 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,519 Definite college material. 1007 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,395 What are you gonna major in, brain surgery? 1008 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,233 So, Claire, have you been thinking about school yet? 1009 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:45,675 Fuck, no. 1010 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,873 You see? Now, that is pure Wilson. 1011 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,872 Here's to you, Claire. 1012 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,992 And to you, Coop! 1013 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,548 Coop! 1014 00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,400 Why Golf Matters. 1015 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,071 I feel like I'm doing fieldwork 1016 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,031 among the natives or something. 1017 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,038 We shouldn't have come here. 1018 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,878 What? Mmm-mmm. 1019 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,870 She'll always find a way to win. 1020 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,553 What are you talking about? 1021 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,948 Look at us, Wilson! 1022 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,230 We're something out of a horror movie! 1023 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,552 We're all pasty and bald and bitter and... 1024 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,115 ...lonely and... 1025 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:25,551 ...they're all fancy and... Hey. 1026 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:27,870 I would rather have our daughter 1027 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,736 than that creepy little kid any day of the week. 1028 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,988 It's not really our daughter! 1029 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,348 Stop it, Pippi! 1030 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,915 Stop it! Stop it! 1031 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:38,073 Pippi, we're here on vacation. 1032 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,311 I can't. 1033 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,079 Let's just try to have fun. 1034 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,919 You know? 1035 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,549 Yeah. 1036 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,036 How come you're so quiet? 1037 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,759 Oh, well, I... 1038 00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,955 Some of my best times with my mom were spent, um... 1039 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,710 ...not saying a word, just... 1040 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,430 ...just sitting together in the same room... 1041 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,119 ...feeling... 1042 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,278 ...the connection. 1043 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,757 Like a chemical thing. 1044 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,416 You know, I always used to try to imagine 1045 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,557 what you were like. My "real dad." 1046 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,234 Well, I hope you're not too disappointed. 1047 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:26,635 Nah. 1048 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,273 You're cool. 1049 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,272 They went for a walk. 1050 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:36,760 Oh. 1051 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,113 Oh, God. 1052 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,440 Oh. 1053 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,309 Thanks. 1054 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,475 Aw, Pippi. 1055 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,990 I was afraid I'd never see you again. 1056 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,469 Yeah. 1057 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,350 I want you to know that I fully understand 1058 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,476 why you didn't come to Dad's funeral. 1059 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:10,113 And I also know that things were 1060 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,351 tougher for you after I left. 1061 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:14,629 Oh? 1062 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:16,960 Yeah? 1063 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,796 Maybe they were a little bit tougher for me? 1064 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,160 Yeah. 1065 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,553 So, it's good to see you wanting a family. 1066 00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,318 That says a lot to me. 1067 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,800 And I know that I've said some negative things 1068 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,990 about Wilson in the past, but... 1069 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:40,310 So, what are Claire's real parents like? 1070 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,159 Are they okay? 1071 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,669 Amazing. Mmm. 1072 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:45,554 Super rich. 1073 00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,829 Mmm-hmm. 1074 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:48,154 Super well-educated. 1075 00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,549 Yeah, they got a big house. Like... 1076 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,991 ...way bigger than this place. 1077 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:56,559 That's great. Mmm-hmm. 1078 00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,193 And how did Claire's parents feel about 1079 00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,350 you and Wilson making contact like that? 1080 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,033 Or was that their idea? 1081 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:05,394 They must really trust you 1082 00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,272 to let her stay here for the weekend. 1083 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,400 Yup. 1084 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:11,715 I mean... 1085 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,756 Do they know about your... 1086 00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,709 ...troubles? 1087 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,472 They're really cool with me. 1088 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,595 Mmm-hmm. 1089 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,230 Do Claire's parents even know where she is, Pippi? 1090 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,075 Oh, my God, Polly! 1091 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,071 Ugh! Look at you! 1092 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,879 You're still just playing Little Miss Perfect. 1093 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,350 Kissing Dad's ass, staying all quiet 1094 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,920 while I spoke up for the both of us... 1095 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,593 ...and I'm the low-life scumbag? 1096 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,256 I knew I shouldn't have come back here. 1097 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,032 I heard Claire on the phone this morning. 1098 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,798 She told her mom she was staying at 1099 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,150 a beach house with her friend Hannah. 1100 00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,117 You're a fucking cunt! 1101 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,276 When you're a kid, you have all this future. 1102 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,238 This potential. 1103 00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,437 But when you get to be my age, 1104 00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,750 you kind of look at things in a different way. 1105 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,388 You're kind of living more in the moment. 1106 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,279 Things like this lake and the ducks... 1107 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,349 Shit like this becomes so damn huge. 1108 00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,480 Ow! 1109 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,279 Fuck you! 1110 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,432 Get away from me, Pippi! Oh, oh, oh! 1111 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,479 Stop it! Pippi! 1112 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,280 I'm getting fucking tired of this bullshit! 1113 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,113 No, Pippi! 1114 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,312 Oh, oh, oh! Look. 1115 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,629 Oh. Ooh. 1116 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,991 A little woodland creature. 1117 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:47,751 You know, they haven't changed at all 1118 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,149 since the time of the dinosaurs. 1119 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,680 Oh, you're so cute. 1120 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,838 Ooh, what's your name? 1121 00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:00,118 What did the frog say to the fly? 1122 01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:04,839 That's right. 1123 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,472 Big drinkers, though. 1124 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,159 Big, huge drinkers. 1125 01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,353 There he is! 1126 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,389 Come here. What? 1127 01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,391 - Get over here. - What's going on? 1128 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,348 Guys? No, I didn't do anything! 1129 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,994 Wilson... 1130 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,673 ...I lost it. 1131 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,480 - Pippi? - Come on, let's go. 1132 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:26,749 Pippi, what's going on? 1133 01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,836 Just don't say anything. 1134 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,713 Polly! It's called kidnapping! 1135 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,800 Sit down. 1136 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,674 Pippi? 1137 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,235 Claire? 1138 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,191 This is nuts! 1139 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:08,712 She's my daughter. How could this be kidnapping? 1140 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,190 Well, the parents are pretty P.O'-ed. 1141 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,597 It's hard to blame them. She is just 17. 1142 01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,433 Whose side are you on? 1143 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,359 Don't worry. We'll let them cool down 1144 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,760 and then we'll work something out. 1145 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,552 You got a clean record. 1146 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:23,789 What about Pippi? 1147 01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:25,558 Did they charge her with something? 1148 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,720 I don't know. 1149 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,273 I heard they offered her some deal. 1150 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,675 Damn it! Ahh! 1151 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,919 What are you looking at? 1152 01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,748 That is quite a tattoo. 1153 01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,111 Mmm. How's that? 1154 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:24,477 It's like the ultimate argument ender. 1155 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,837 Like, "No, I don't want your fucking job. In fact... 1156 01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,320 "I want to destroy your entire society. 1157 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:31,634 "Fuck you." 1158 01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,632 What'd you say, bitch? 1159 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,155 No, I'm not... I like it. 1160 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:41,515 It's like an acknowledgement to a whole other generation... 1161 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,149 Whoa, whoa! 1162 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,509 Ahh! 1163 01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:02,715 Hi. 1164 01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,869 It doesn't matter if you're out of here 20 years, 1165 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,672 living on an island. 1166 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,877 You will never be truly free until 1167 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,992 you've been washed in the blood of the Lamb. 1168 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:37,039 A believer stuck 10 years in the shoe... 1169 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,710 ...is freer than any man who disdains the Word. 1170 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:41,995 Mmm. 1171 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,231 That is beautiful, beautiful stuff. 1172 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,915 Have you always been a... 1173 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,515 ...God-fearing man, Pastor? 1174 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,752 I've tried to be. 1175 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:53,880 Oh, what a gift. 1176 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:57,077 I wish my parents had done that for me. 1177 01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:00,073 I've spent so much time 1178 01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,236 trying to make sense of it all. 1179 01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:04,597 Well, it's never too late. 1180 01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,035 Well, yeah, I guess. 1181 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,873 I mean, at a certain point... 1182 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,356 ...no rational man's gonna buy into 1183 01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,238 all this crazy mumbo jumbo. 1184 01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:17,948 Let's be realistic. 1185 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,872 You got to have it ingrained... 1186 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:24,074 ...before you develop any real sense of, you know... 1187 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,753 ...reason. 1188 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,111 I mean, unless you... 1189 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,595 ...get brain damage or something. 1190 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:34,629 Yeah. 1191 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:41,829 Oh, hello, brother. 1192 01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:55,759 "The Lord is my shepherd; "I shall not want." 1193 01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,759 "He maketh me lie down in green pastures." 1194 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,475 He maketh me lie down in green pastures. 1195 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,473 "He leadeth me beside the still waters." 1196 01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,995 He leadeth me beside the still waters. 1197 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,116 "He restoreth my soul." 1198 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,633 He restoreth my soul. 1199 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:15,152 So I grabbed this asshole by the lapels... 1200 01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,994 ...and I said, "Look, I don't care if you are a nun... 1201 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:21,516 "...I'm gonna fucking, shit, fucking punch..." 1202 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,319 Fuck, yeah! 1203 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:24,994 Wassup, bro? Hey. 1204 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,993 How you doing, man? You staying out of trouble? 1205 01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,469 Yo, Wilson! 1206 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,153 Wassup, man? Hey, man. 1207 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,360 Wassup, hippie? Hey. 1208 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:33,520 How's my favorite hippie? 1209 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,636 Hey, don't eat the chocolate cake. 1210 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:36,948 Gave me the shits earlier. 1211 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,470 There's more pieces than there is puzzle left. Look. 1212 01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:40,959 These are that color 1213 01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,798 and there ain't no blanks in that color. 1214 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,319 Hey, Wilson! 1215 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,153 You got a visitor. 1216 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,195 A what? 1217 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,556 I can't believe it's you. 1218 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:13,719 It's me. 1219 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:18,199 It's two and a half years. I never heard a word. 1220 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,829 I, uh... 1221 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,319 I tried to get my lawyer to find you. 1222 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,516 I even tried to go through Polly. 1223 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,915 Oh, she was on the warpath. 1224 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,709 I have thought of you every day. 1225 01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,911 A thousand times. 1226 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,032 I'm sorry, Wilson. 1227 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,191 I was just, uh... 1228 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,713 It got really bad. 1229 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,917 I knew there was a reason. 1230 01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,435 I'm sorry, I'm... I'm so happy. 1231 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:48,789 Are you okay? 1232 01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,755 Yeah. 1233 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:55,279 When Claire turned on me at the trial... 1234 01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:57,909 I don't think 1235 01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,759 I've ever been more devastated. 1236 01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:05,271 I just thank you for not testifying against me. 1237 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,114 Yeah, but I should've been up there fighting for you. 1238 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,952 I wondered about that. 1239 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,588 I could've been there for you, and I... 1240 01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,310 I totally failed you, Wilson. 1241 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,231 But you're here now. 1242 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,119 I am. 1243 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,636 And I have to thank you, Wilson. 1244 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,748 You believed in me when nobody else ever did. 1245 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:36,755 Oh, Pippi. 1246 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:39,115 Now that I'm pulling it together here... 1247 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,957 I feel like I'm ready for an actual relationship. 1248 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,159 And that's why... 1249 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,278 ...Tucker and I are moving to Australia. 1250 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:02,314 What did...? 1251 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,837 I just... Could you...? Did you...? Did you...? 1252 01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:08,309 Tucker? 1253 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,159 Yeah, my sponsor. 1254 01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,152 Or he was my sponsor. 1255 01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:13,920 I know that sounds really bad, right? 1256 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,638 But we went through a lot. 1257 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:16,875 So... 1258 01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:19,315 I think you'd like him, Wilson. 1259 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:23,829 Yeah, I'm sure I... 1260 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,639 I'm sure I would. 1261 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:34,995 Hey. 1262 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,872 Maybe we don't have to be miserable forever. 1263 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,351 Maybe we could find our way to being happy. 1264 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:04,560 Pippi? 1265 01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:42,840 What the fuck are you looking at? 1266 01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,674 Thank you. 1267 01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,155 So... 1268 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,317 What's been going on in the world? 1269 01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:28,035 I don't know. Nothing. 1270 01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:31,711 Tell me, friend, have you heard the good news? 1271 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,311 Oh, no, I'm... No, thanks. 1272 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,596 I'm just fucking with you! 1273 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,191 Jesus doesn't give a shit. 1274 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,198 No, I just got out of prison. 1275 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:45,712 36 months hard time with the lowest scum imaginable. 1276 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:49,196 Oh... But I made it out the other end. 1277 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:50,595 Yeah. 1278 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,235 Insert ass-rape joke here. 1279 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:57,679 I'm not gonna, you know, 1280 01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,830 slice your throat for a deck of smokes. 1281 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,077 I'm all done with that life. 1282 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,436 Are you headed to school? 1283 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,629 Yeah. 1284 01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,393 Yeah? Oh, good for you. Good boy. 1285 01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:11,876 Yeah, I'm just headed home. 1286 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:15,909 Just me and a mangy old dog, if she even... 1287 01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,196 ...remembers me. 1288 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,079 That's her. 1289 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,435 Oh, sorry... That's my ex. 1290 01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,392 No, here's the dog. 1291 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:26,914 Oh, she's cool. 1292 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,075 It's so nice talking with someone 1293 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,549 who isn't fucking psychotic! 1294 01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,229 You know? 1295 01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,590 We got a nice long journey ahead of us. 1296 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:38,989 Yeah, a couple of hours. 1297 01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,120 Yeah. 1298 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,829 "Cyndi's Cupcakery?" 1299 01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,515 What happened to the used bookstore? 1300 01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,553 Is that you, Diana? 1301 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,677 It's me, Wilson. 1302 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,393 Pepper's dad! 1303 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,709 Hi. 1304 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:57,870 You can't believe what happened to me, Shelly. 1305 01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,228 Um... 1306 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,831 Where's all your dog stuff? 1307 01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,878 Well, I'm not sitting anymore. 1308 01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:09,869 So where is she? Pepper? 1309 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,679 Well, Wilson... 1310 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,991 ...even when I stopped sitting, 1311 01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,753 Pepper was the only dog I kept. 1312 01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:19,910 She was such a wonderful little girl. 1313 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,389 "Was?" 1314 01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:24,319 I'm sorry. 1315 01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,871 She got so sick, Wilson. 1316 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,872 And in the end she could barely even... 1317 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,590 She could barely even lift her little head. 1318 01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:36,189 I tried to find you. I did. 1319 01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:37,588 And someone said that 1320 01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,750 you were in jail, and I just... 1321 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,679 I'm sorry. 1322 01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:17,436 I'm sorry, Pepper. 1323 01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,472 I'll never use this voice again. 1324 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,072 Good-bye, Pepper. 1325 01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:41,391 You were a true friend. 1326 01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:44,320 Every minute in your presence was a blessing 1327 01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:46,749 and your joy 1328 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:49,752 over the simplest of pleasures was humbling 1329 01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,751 and inspirational. 1330 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,435 You were the pride of the neighborhood, 1331 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,433 the brightener of a thousand days. 1332 01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:00,912 To see a stranger's eyes tear 1333 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,434 at the memory of a similar pet 1334 01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:08,273 is to know the inherent goodness of your kind. 1335 01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:10,680 You... 1336 01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:16,113 Urinated. ...urinated... 1337 01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:19,313 ...on my address book and chewed up two sofas... 1338 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:20,600 Three. 1339 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,952 ...three, but... 1340 01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:25,192 ...in doing so, you taught us 1341 01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:28,033 the utter worthlessness of those things. 1342 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,949 We celebrate you, Pepper. 1343 01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:34,953 You and all your brothers and sisters 1344 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:36,712 in the animal family. 1345 01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,394 We vow to honor and protect your kind 1346 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:43,028 and oppose with all our heart those... 1347 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:44,753 ...who would harm or degrade 1348 01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:47,229 any living creature in any way. 1349 01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:49,789 Amen. 1350 01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:01,074 So whatever happened with you and Francisco? 1351 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,833 Diego? 1352 01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:07,470 He turned out to be a real asshole. 1353 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,910 Oh, jeez, I knew it! 1354 01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:12,549 You know, those guys who come off 1355 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,835 all emotional and caring, 1356 01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,394 they're bad news. 1357 01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,913 You deserve to be treated with respect. 1358 01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,593 I guess I'm just not used to all this walking. 1359 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,670 So what was prison like? 1360 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:37,513 They say that there's no such thing as rehabilitation 1361 01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:41,270 and people come out worse than they go in, but I... 1362 01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,716 ...kind of feel like it helped... 1363 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,431 ...turn me into an adult. 1364 01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:48,633 Finally. 1365 01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:56,396 Breathe. 1366 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:57,959 You're so tight. 1367 01:17:58,200 --> 01:17:59,599 Flip over on your tummy. 1368 01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:01,039 Tummy, okay. 1369 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:02,834 Whoa. 1370 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:11,153 I think that you and I have a lot to teach each other. 1371 01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,468 Huh. 1372 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,874 You're so open and fearless. 1373 01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,356 I'm always worrying what other people are thinking 1374 01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:20,238 and second guessing every single little thing. 1375 01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:21,959 Well, you know, 1376 01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:24,395 I wish I'd have started this years ago. 1377 01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:27,149 I spent so much time 1378 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:31,314 pining after my ex and moping like an idiot. 1379 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:33,119 I'm ready for... 1380 01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:35,271 ...a real relationship. 1381 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,433 Someone with a... 1382 01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,672 ...kind heart 1383 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,514 and an open demeanor 1384 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,512 ...and a gentle spirit... 1385 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,511 Motherfucker! 1386 01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:49,400 Ahh! 1387 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,195 Call me a caveman or whatever, but... 1388 01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:00,670 ...I still say the world was a better place 1389 01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,029 before everybody had 1390 01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:05,192 one of those damn things in their house. 1391 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,189 I want to hear this. 1392 01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:09,271 I just need to finish this email. 1393 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,634 I mean, I feel like I'm fading 1394 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:14,712 into oblivion 1395 01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:16,713 while... 1396 01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:20,716 ...everyone else is scampering to keep up. 1397 01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,631 Fifty years from now, 1398 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:26,480 there won't even be 1399 01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,028 the slightest trace of my existence. 1400 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:31,549 Nothing. 1401 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:33,560 Like... 1402 01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:38,999 Like I never existed at all. 1403 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,916 Mmm. It's horrible. 1404 01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:57,193 I just have to... 1405 01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,589 It might be George about tomorrow. 1406 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,520 Hello? 1407 01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:07,160 No. 1408 01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:09,440 No. 1409 01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:14,432 Look, he has no interest in talking to you, and we'd... 1410 01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:15,840 ...just prefer 1411 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,115 if you don't call this number anymore, okay? 1412 01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:20,829 Thank you. 1413 01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,598 Who the hell was that? 1414 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:41,715 Wow. 1415 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,035 Hi. 1416 01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:47,633 You look so... 1417 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,069 ...grown up. 1418 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:50,708 Thanks. 1419 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:53,433 You look good, too. 1420 01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:55,835 Oh! Well, you know, if you'd have seen me 1421 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,319 when I first got out... 1422 01:20:57,480 --> 01:21:00,790 ...forty months of eating pure crap and... 1423 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:03,912 ...sitting in a little room with a window this wide... 1424 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,640 I looked like a fungus. 1425 01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:08,040 Mmm. 1426 01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:13,231 So, uh, did you hear from your mother? 1427 01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:15,198 You know, she's run off to Australia 1428 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:16,759 with her N.A. sponsor. 1429 01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,479 Yeah. Tucker. 1430 01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:20,358 Yeah. 1431 01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:22,158 She emailed me before she left. 1432 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,753 Yeah, like they don't have cocaine 1433 01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,910 in Australia or something. 1434 01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:33,069 Look, Claire, I'm gonna need some kind of apology 1435 01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:35,510 or something. Some acknowledgement 1436 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,716 of the unconscionable way 1437 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,160 that you turned on me at the trial. 1438 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,713 Look, I was a kid. 1439 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,598 I did exactly what my parents told me to do. 1440 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,190 And I am sorry, but... 1441 01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:48,750 I had no idea how to deal with a crazy, 1442 01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:50,108 chaotic situation like that. 1443 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:53,078 Okay, look, Polly and prison and Australia, 1444 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,798 none of it matters to me. 1445 01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:57,679 But to see you get up on that stand 1446 01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,432 and say those things about me! 1447 01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:03,189 Look, I'm sorry, Wilson. I really, really am. But... 1448 01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:05,712 ...it's not why I'm here. 1449 01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,471 I'm going to have a baby. 1450 01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:15,634 And I thought I should tell you in person. 1451 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:17,672 I guess I wanted to know if he was gonna 1452 01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:20,115 have any weird diseases or something. 1453 01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:25,354 But I mean, you're just a kid yourself. 1454 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,557 Don't start with that. 1455 01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:31,480 I get enough of that shit from everybody else. 1456 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:33,398 I just... A baby? 1457 01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:34,840 A baby. 1458 01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:37,994 So that makes me a grandfather? 1459 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:42,118 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1460 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:43,519 I just came here... 1461 01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:46,433 ...to shit on you for ratting me out 1462 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:47,999 to the Feds, and now this? 1463 01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:50,355 This is... This is... 1464 01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:56,349 You know, Portland is not so bad. 1465 01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,520 I could be there to help her with anything she needs. 1466 01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,154 What are you talking about? I can't move to Portland. 1467 01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:02,794 Oh, no, I know. 1468 01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:04,199 I wasn't, you know, suggesting... 1469 01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:06,828 I know this is a really emotional issue for you... 1470 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:08,439 ...but you have to accept that 1471 01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:09,873 she's not your daughter. 1472 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:11,996 You barely know her and... 1473 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:13,672 ...she sent you to jail, for Chrissake! 1474 01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:15,518 Okay, that's true. Point taken. 1475 01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:16,954 Also, it's totally disrespectful 1476 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,359 to the people who did raise her. 1477 01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:20,272 Hi, ma'am! Can I play with your dog? 1478 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,000 They don't need any more stress right now. 1479 01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,553 Let me just pet him. 1480 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,029 Sit tight. I'll be there in 10 minutes. 1481 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,270 Hi! Hello! You are such a beautiful girl. 1482 01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:30,471 Excuse me. I got to go. 1483 01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:32,552 Wilson, she has to... Wilson! 1484 01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,472 I really love you. 1485 01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:35,755 Hey, dude. 1486 01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,035 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1487 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:38,309 Wilson, she needs to go. 1488 01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:39,555 I'm sorry. 1489 01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,393 She has to leave. 1490 01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:44,154 Wilson, she needs to leave. Wilson! 1491 01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:19,512 What the hell are you doing here? 1492 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:20,749 I come in peace. 1493 01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:23,354 I just wanted to talk to you and your wife. 1494 01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,272 I'll get a restraining order if I have to. 1495 01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:27,590 Please, I mean no harm. Just the opposite. 1496 01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:30,035 I wanted a chance... 1497 01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:33,875 ...to get to know you and Mrs. Cassiday a little. 1498 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,834 I... I brought this for Claire. 1499 01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,792 I thought she might be interested 1500 01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:41,518 in her family tree, and there's photos. 1501 01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:44,280 Yeah, well, we don't want you or your book. 1502 01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:47,029 I'm asking you. Go home. 1503 01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:54,553 I gave you a chance to raise this wonderful girl. 1504 01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:56,871 If you love her, then... 1505 01:24:57,720 --> 01:25:00,029 ...you love a little piece of me, too. 1506 01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,156 That's it. I'm calling the cops. 1507 01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:06,677 You have everything in the world! 1508 01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,478 Can't you just find it in your heart? 1509 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:11,314 Yeah, I have an intruder on my property. 1510 01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,153 Uh-huh. Yes, I will. 1511 01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:18,153 I'm sorry. 1512 01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:21,996 Thanks for taking care of my baby. You... 1513 01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:26,069 ...did an amazing job. 1514 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:28,999 Uh, yes. 1515 01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:31,638 Um, you know, actually it's okay. 1516 01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:33,073 Yeah, false alarm. 1517 01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:34,759 No, I'm sorry. 1518 01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:36,752 Thanks very much. 1519 01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:43,949 Hey. 1520 01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:45,880 Hey! 1521 01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:48,271 What are you still doing here? 1522 01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:50,591 My mom said you were beating off. 1523 01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:53,194 No, I... I know... 1524 01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,874 ...that I fucked everything up. 1525 01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:59,874 I'm just asking for the tiniest... 1526 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,668 ...shred of hope that you might someday... 1527 01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:06,112 ...let me be a small part of your life. 1528 01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:08,079 What do you mean? 1529 01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,954 I'm just gonna come right out and say it: 1530 01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,753 I want to move to Portland 1531 01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:16,029 and help you with the baby and... 1532 01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:17,400 And... 1533 01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:19,869 ...make up for all my mistakes. 1534 01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:21,109 No. 1535 01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:24,033 Look, I can't hurt my mom and dad anymore. 1536 01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:25,435 They're already freaked out 1537 01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:27,397 about this whole baby thing, and I can't... 1538 01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:28,560 Please? 1539 01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:30,438 I don't think so. Please, Claire? 1540 01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:32,870 I wouldn't be in your way. 1541 01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:35,080 Claire? 1542 01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:38,915 Can I at least come visit you? 1543 01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:44,753 The little fucker might like me. 1544 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,919 Thank you. 1545 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,000 You know, 1546 01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:10,753 I really have to just 1547 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,111 take stock of my life. 1548 01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:16,271 Start counting my blessings. 1549 01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:19,592 The fact is, I got it pretty good here with you, Shelly. 1550 01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:22,428 You know, I mean, we all want people 1551 01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:24,954 to love us for exactly who we are. 1552 01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:28,511 But that's not really possible in this world 1553 01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:33,112 because we're just all too unbearable. You know? 1554 01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,873 We got to... 1555 01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:39,479 ...make the best of what we have, you know? 1556 01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:42,474 I thought you were moving to Portland. 1557 01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,552 I did say that. 1558 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,000 Hmm. 1559 01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:12,754 Before this, 1560 01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:14,911 I was screwed. 1561 01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:16,993 And when it was all said and done, 1562 01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:19,514 figured I'd just die and be forgotten. 1563 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:22,474 A handful of ashes dumped in the ocean. 1564 01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:25,669 Hi. 1565 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,149 Oh, my God. 1566 01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:29,509 But now... 1567 01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:32,434 Now there's someone to remember me when I'm gone. 1568 01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:34,232 It's Grandpa Wilson, right there! 1569 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,590 At least until some horrific apocalypse 1570 01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:38,511 wipes out the human race. Hi. 1571 01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:43,350 Can you hold him up a little closer? 1572 01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:48,432 We like our stories to end with the promise of hope. 1573 01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:50,870 Happily ever after and all that. 1574 01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:54,030 Is that as clear as it gets? 1575 01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:57,272 Too bad real lives don't have that structure. 1576 01:28:58,040 --> 01:28:59,951 Or, hell, maybe they do. 1577 01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:02,874 Maybe it's right there in front of us 1578 01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:05,191 and we just can't see it. 1578 01:29:06,305 --> 01:29:12,594 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/33fza Help other users to choose the best subtitles