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Whoo!

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Who cares about
winning? Let's get drunk!

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Let's do it.

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Let's get you drunk, Merkins.
You, too, Borgs.

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I'm thirsty. Huh?

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I need four shots of vodka,
four shots of water.

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I want you to send the vodka
over to the Merkins.

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Send the water to us. You understand?

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<i>What former
Supreme Court Justice...</i>

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- Oliver Wendell Holmes!
<i>- Correct.</i>

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Yes!

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<i>Again, I'd like to ask the players
to allow me to...</i>

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To finish the question.

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<i>Very funny.</i>

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Okay, okay.
This is getting embarrassing,

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so we need to focus

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because this isn't a game.

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It literally is.

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Bill, do not test me right now.

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<i>Looks like
we're down to two teams.</i>

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<i>So, for double points,</i>

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<i>what is the name
of the purple Teletubby?</i>

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- Tinky Winky!
<i>- You're both correct.</i>

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He always carried a...

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- Red purse.
- Yeah.

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- And he loved big hugs.
- Big hugs.

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I know. I'm Max.

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Annie.

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Ha-ha! You're never gonna be able
to hold on to Asia! You hear me?

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Hey, if you take Kamchatka,
and I take Mongolia,

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we could trap Linda in the middle.

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<i>- Starve out her armies.</i>
- Hey!

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You can't form alliances.

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Worked for Hitler, right? Hmm?

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You're high-fiving Hitler?

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<i>All right, you got this. Last one.</i>

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Oh, that's <i>Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.</i>

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Yes!

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I'm up. I feel good.

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Two words.

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Bill. Overweight.

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- No.
- Single. Out of work.

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What the fuck?

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Hairy.

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Uh, carry, marry.

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Marry!

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You. Me.

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Marry me?

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Dude, we got it! We got it!

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Annie, will you?

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Will you marry me?

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- Is that a yes? That's a yes!
- Yeah!

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I'm really happy for you guys.

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- Ooh, lot of pressure here.
- Yeah.

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You miss, you lose it all.

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Stay out of my head.

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And you know you have a distinct
advantage with the smaller hands, right?

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Your goal posts are not as big.

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Well, I guess you
should've married Uma Thurman.

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Yeah, that would've been great.

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There's a snap. Here's the hold.

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- Ooh!
- And a text.

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That was interference.

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<i>Sorry, honey. I know how much
that meant to you.</i>

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Come on.

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Dr. Chin is ready for you.

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Uh, great.

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I think we've determined why you've
been having trouble conceiving.

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- Okay. Let's have it.
- Okay, great.

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Oh, what's that look? Is it me?
Of course, it's me.

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I'm not loving your semen.

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Oh?

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<i>Your count is excellent,
but your motility is well below normal.</i>

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- That's too bad.
- What would cause that?

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It can be genetic,
environmental factors.

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Nine times out of 10, though,
it's psychological.

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Have you been feeling
anxious or stressed?

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No, I don't think so. Not really.

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Uh... He's always a little stressed.

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You don't have to write... I'm not...

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Honey, she's writing it down.

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Well, Max is very competitive. As am I.

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We sure are.

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One of the reasons
I fell in love with him.

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Maybe, uh, that makes him a little more
prone to stress than normal people.

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"Normal people"?

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How long has this been going on, Max?

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It's not going on.

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Oh, well, you did say,
even when you were a kid,

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you would freak out
if you lost at anything.

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- Oh, I was a kid.
- Especially if you lost to your brother.

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Hmm.

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Hey, is that what this is?

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No.

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You have been so uptight since you
found out that Brooks is coming to town.

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- I don't think that's true.
- Could that be a factor in all this?

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Let's be fair.

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Sibling rivalry can be very powerful.

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Cain and Abel, the Baldwins.

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- The what?
- The brothers.

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I'm not sure why we're discussing this.
She's not a therapist.

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You're not a therapist, right?
With all respect.

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- No, but I am a doctor.
- Sure.

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And I believe in
treating the whole patient.

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So, what is it about your brother
that makes you feel emasculated?

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Are we gonna do this?

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We're right next to the room
where I masturbated.

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I think he has it in his head
that Brooks is cooler

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and more successful
and hotter than he is.

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I never said hotter.

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He's charming.

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That's interesting. And is he single?

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What's that?

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I don't know if I mentioned it, but
Keith and I are on a trial separation.

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- Oh.
- Keith?

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Uh, Keith.

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So, do you think your brother would
wanna grab a cup of coffee with me?

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Gosh, I don't know.

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Well, it doesn't hurt to ask.

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Hurts a little.

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Now, is he a tall fellow?
'Cause I'm only 5'2".

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We're all done with my semen?

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He is taller than Max.

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<i>- Good.</i>
- But he did date this ballerina once,

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and she was
just a teeny-tiny little thing.

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Ooh.

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Honey, Gary.
Don't mention game night, okay?

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Mmm-hmm.

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- Good evening, Max.
- Hey, Gary.

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- Annie.
- Hello there.

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Hi, Gary!

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Just checking the mail.

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Oh, yeah?

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<i>Some people check it earlier in the day,</i>

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but there's always a risk
that the mail carrier hasn't come yet.

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This spares me the chance
of a futile trip to the mailbox.

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Uh-huh.

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Plus, it allows Bastian here
the opportunity to urinate.

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You have a good one.

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Any plans for this evening?

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No.

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Perhaps a game night?

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We're just gonna stay in,

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- just the two of us.
- Mmm-hmm.

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- Boring.
- Mmm.

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I see.

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I do hope you keep me in mind
for any future game nights.

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You bet.

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I've always enjoyed
the camaraderie of good friends

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competing in games of chance and skill.

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Yeah.
Yeah, well, we'll do that,

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but tonight, it's just the two of us.

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Three bags of Tostitos Scoops, I notice.

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There was a special on these tonight.

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Three for one.

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Three for one?

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Yup.

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How can that be profitable
for Frito Lay?

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These corporations,

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I don't know what they're doing.

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Well, you two enjoy each other.

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It's often we don't appreciate
what we have until it's gone.

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- I think that's it.
- Okay.

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Bye-bye!

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If Gary sees the others coming,
we're screwed.

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No, no, honey,
it's not gonna be a problem.

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I was very, very clear with everyone
to park far away

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and just to sneak in quietly, you know.

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But now, I mean, you don't think
we're being dicks, do you?

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I mean,
should we just still invite the guy?

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He really seemed like he wanted to play.

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No, no. Debbie was our friend,

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and Gary was just the creepy husband
that we had to put up with.

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That's true.

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He's only gotten worse
since the divorce.

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Yeah, we don't owe him anything, right?
Fuck him!

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Hi!

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Hi.

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Can we help you?

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I'm okay.

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Hey!

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Of course. Ryan, why are you
coming in through the window?

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You said sneak in
so RoboCop wouldn't see us.

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I meant sneak in through the door.

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Well, you were super vague.

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- I wasn't vague at all.
- Wine?

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I know I didn't say,
"Break the succulents."

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- Hey.
- I'm not dressed for this nonsense.

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This is ridiculous.

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It's like
<i>Night of the Living Dead</i> in here.

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Yeah, you are asking a lot from us, Max.

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I didn't say
to come through the window.

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This is Max. We used to work together.

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- His wife, Annie. Michelle.
- Hey!

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And that guy, Kevin.

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- What's up, buddy?
- The door was right there.

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Guys, this is Madison.

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Yeah, you brought her last week.

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You work at Forever 21, right?

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- No, no.
- I work at Sephora.

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- I'm confused.
- Different girl.

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Same look, same voice.

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Nice to meet you.

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You, too.

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- That's yours.
- It's...

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No. I think you're
supposed to kiss it, right?

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Welcome.

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Do you guys have a bathroom?

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There's one just down the hall.
You need it?

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Okay, is it on the right or the left?
I don't wanna go in the wrong room.

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The one with the toilet.

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- Can't miss it.
- Okay.

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- Oh, boy.
- Dude!

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- Wow. Where'd you find her? TED Talk?
- Right?

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No, at Chipotle.

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Let me ask you something, Ryan.

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Aren't you sick of
losing game night every week

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because of the dates you bring?

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They're not always that bad.

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Heather, seriously.

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How many photos of you
with the dog filter do you need?

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Uh... "Dennis" isn't a word.

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Uh, yeah, it is.
It's my daddy's name, so...

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These are the elite,
the very best, the...

226
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Oh, oh! White people!

227
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- What?
- Oh, Jesus.

228
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Okay, unlike you psychos,

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I don't give a shit
about winning game night.

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I don't need that validation.

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But you do need the validation
of dating Instagram models?

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Absolutely.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm not like you, Michelle.

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We didn't all meet our soul mate
when we were 10 years old.

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14.

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- Oh, sorry.
- 14.

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And we didn't get married
until we were 19.

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- See, that's gross.
- You know what, Ryan?

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I hope one day you
get to meet a lovely, young lady.

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So you can love her as much as
I love my sweet baby right here.

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Yes, find her. Look how cute this...

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- Hey, look at this.
- So much love.

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Let's look at him when we do it.

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- Hey, everybody, grab your drinks.
<i>- Find the love!</i>

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Let's go play, come on.

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Dude, do you know what rich people are
doing on their game nights these days?

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What's that?

248
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- Fight clubs.
- What?

249
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I just read about them.

250
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They pay poor people
to fight each other,

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and then they bet on the winner.

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- No, that's not a real thing.
- Yes, it is!

253
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,673
If you can have anything
you want in this world,

254
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,957
you have to raise the stakes,
or life gets boring.

255
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,237
<i>The Kennedys used to have fight clubs
at their compound.</i>

256
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,199
Honey, listen, you gotta stop reading
BuzzFeed every second of the damn day.

257
00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,999
How about some charades?
Huh, should we start with charades?

258
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,070
<i>- Let's go!
- Yeah!</i>

259
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,310
It's been a while, huh?

260
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,880
Do you wanna wait for Brooks?

261
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,110
I don't think we need to. No, he's late.

262
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,556
- Wait, hold up. Brooks is in town?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

263
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,790
I thought he was working in Europe.

264
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,316
He was, yeah. He's apparently back
for some business.

265
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,510
Haven't seen him yet.

266
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,831
- But we can get started.
- Yeah!

267
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,957
- Who wants to start?
- Who are you guys talking about?

268
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,760
Max's brother. He's this super
successful venture capitalist.

269
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,480
Yeah, he was the first to invest
in Panera Bread, you know?

270
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,359
The Fuji Apple Salad was his idea.

271
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,920
- A lot of investors.
- Yeah.

272
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,793
He's like the Mark Wahlberg
to Max's Donnie.

273
00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,916
Well...

274
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,110
Which is a huge compliment

275
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,715
because Donnie was fucking great
in <i>The Sixth Sense,</i> wasn't he?

276
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,916
He was.

277
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,400
Was he in <i>The Sixth Sense?</i>

278
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,677
He sure is, yeah.
You know who is not in <i>The Sixth Sense?</i>

279
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:37,996
Mark Wahlberg.

280
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,595
Mark would never take a role that small.

281
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,397
Is that right, Madison?

282
00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,835
Man, I haven't seen him
since the wedding.

283
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,992
- Remember that speech he gave?
- Yes.

284
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,594
And then he paid
for that whole firework display!

285
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,955
- Oh, my gosh! The fireworks!
- Little over the top.

286
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,633
Let's get started.
I'm gonna start us off.

287
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,154
- Yes, let's start!
- Here we go. Let's do it.

288
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,959
We gotta pick teams first.

289
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,076
<i>- Movie?
- It's a movie. Okay.</i>

290
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,799
<i>- Dude, we have no teams.
- You just give up?</i>

291
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,474
Better not be Brooks.

292
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,917
You didn't tell him
to park up the street?

293
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,480
I did, yeah, like, three times.

294
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,549
Hey!

295
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,791
He got a Stingray, huh?

296
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,594
Turn off your car!

297
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,115
What's that?

298
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,320
Hello, again.

299
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,836
Mmm...

300
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,673
Still wearing the uniform.

301
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,434
Hey, bud, I'm sorry I'm late.

302
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,592
I hope you didn't start
game night without me.

303
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,710
Did you not get my text?

304
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,314
What text?

305
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,080
Oh, hello, Officer.

306
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,593
Why's that guy staring at us?

307
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,433
Gary, I want you
to meet my brother, Brooks.

308
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:58,071
We're having a little family
three-man game night tonight.

309
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,469
Wait, what do you mean three-man?

310
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,154
You said that Michelle
and Ryan and Kevin were...

311
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,800
No, no, no. Just gonna be us three.

312
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,076
I can see them in the doorway.

313
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,118
There's a whole mess of people.
Hey, guys!

314
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,714
- There they are.
- Hey!

315
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,155
These guys are leaving.

316
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,230
Take off, guys.

317
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,551
We had a little bit
of a mix-up with the, um...

318
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,875
- God damn it!
- What?

319
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,759
We didn't want him to know
that we're having a game night.

320
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,311
He used to come, and we don't
like him anymore, so...

321
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,629
Oh.

322
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,360
You know, I think he knows now.

323
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,670
He sure does.

324
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,277
Maxi Pad, come on, bring it in.

325
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,514
I haven't seen you in a year!

326
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,639
Hey, you smell good.

327
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,998
What is that? Is that Selsun Blue?
Head and Shoulders?

328
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,753
Why do you assume
it's a dandruff shampoo?

329
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,191
Well, I mean, you've always
been a little bit of a snowstorm.

330
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,635
- Hey, would you hold that for a second?
- Yup.

331
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:44,910
Hey, guys!

332
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,595
Well, you look good, stranger.

333
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,790
It's been forever.

334
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,633
I know, and that's my fault.
I'm so sorry.

335
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,189
Sweet ride, Brooks.

336
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,158
Oh, you like that?
I just got her a couple weeks ago.

337
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,470
What is that? A Corvette?

338
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,553
It's a 1976 rally red Stingray coupe.

339
00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,915
It was my dream car as a kid.

340
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,992
And that's what
gave me the idea to get it.

341
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,958
You know what? I love your house.

342
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,116
Are you being sarcastic?

343
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,390
No, I mean I love your house.

344
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,199
It reminds me of Mom and Dad's.

345
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,794
Makes me think of simpler times.

346
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,314
"Simpler"?

347
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,392
Uh, so, how long are you in town for?

348
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,550
You know, I'm not sure.

349
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,120
It depends on how many clients

350
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,192
the firm's gonna be
having me schmooze while I'm here.

351
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,436
<i>But hopefully for a while.</i>

352
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,830
I don't get to see you guys, and I...

353
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,160
God, I really miss you, man.
I really do.

354
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,833
Oh.

355
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,920
Miss you, too, Brooks.

356
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,350
And go!

357
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,833
Shock-rocker. Dated Rose McGowan.

358
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,354
Oh! Ah, Marilyn Manson.

359
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,630
Yep. You got it.

360
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,632
- Quick story.
- There's no pausing.

361
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,360
You remember the urban myth where
Marilyn Manson had the ribs taken out

362
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,590
so he could go down on himself?

363
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,956
Yeah.

364
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,315
You don't mind me telling the story,
do you, Max?

365
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,470
You're in the middle of a...

366
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,836
You were 14 years old.
It's an adorable story.

367
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,990
I forbid it.

368
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,351
I'm a little curious.

369
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,318
Did you blow yourself?

370
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,114
You know the bungee cords on roof racks?

371
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,190
Yeah.

372
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,318
Max took one of those bungee cords,
and he put it around his neck.

373
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,470
Here he goes.

374
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,880
And then he wrapped it behind his legs

375
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,236
so he could squish his face
down into his crotch,

376
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,914
<i>but the problem was</i>

377
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,675
that it got stuck!
He couldn't unhook it.

378
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,631
And about an hour later

379
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,076
Mom comes home, and she finds him there.

380
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,276
<i>Shit!</i>

381
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,920
Her little pretzel boy
on his bedroom floor naked.

382
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,553
Little pretzel boy?

383
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,598
Great story. Are we back on now?

384
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,035
So?

385
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,350
"So" what?

386
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,636
Did you suck it?

387
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,275
Let's go. Come on. Brooks.

388
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,760
Back to it. Come on. Play the game.

389
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,398
Poor man's Johnny Depp,
starred in <i>Jericho.</i>

390
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,914
Skeet Ulrich.

391
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,830
UN Secretary General '92 to '96.

392
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,076
Oh, Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

393
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,319
This guy. He hated kids
in <i>Jurassic Park.</i>

394
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,470
Uh, Sam Neill.

395
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,393
Dubstep DJ, looks like Corey Feldman.

396
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,470
- Skrillex.
- Yep.

397
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,631
- Rappers love this Cubist painter.
- Picasso!

398
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,116
- Big cat shot by asshole dentist.
<i>- Cecil the lion!</i>

399
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,634
Time!

400
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,790
- How many?
<i>- Seven!</i>

401
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,916
Seven!

402
00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,669
You're up, pretzel boy.

403
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:00,830
Whoo! Go, Max!

404
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,992
- Come on, Max.
- All right. Here we go.

405
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,958
And kick it. Go!

406
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,710
Oh, this is easy!

407
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,350
Annie, the famous actor that we met
at the airport about eight years ago.

408
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,750
Who?

409
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,752
Only actor we've ever met
at an airport who's famous.

410
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,556
Bobby Flay?

411
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,679
Not an actor. This fellow was
in front of us at the Sbarro.

412
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,116
We were wondering why he
wasn't in the first-class lounge.

413
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,839
Oh, yes, yes.

414
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,350
Who was that?

415
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,556
God damn it!

416
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,040
Max, there's a whole room of people
to help you out here.

417
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,270
- Use us.
- Good point.

418
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,393
He was the Incredible Hulk.

419
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,596
Eric Bana.

420
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,712
- Other one.
<i>- Um, Mark Ruffalo.</i>

421
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,200
- Other one.
<i>- Lou Ferrigno.</i>

422
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,352
Holy shit! <i>Primal Fear.</i>

423
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,279
Richard Gere never played
the Incredible Hulk.

424
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,352
- Time.
- Motherfucking Ed Norton!

425
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,630
Oh!

426
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,756
<i>Primal Fear!</i>

427
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,070
Oh, my God!

428
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,230
<i>He was the Hulk.</i>

429
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:49,919
<i>- The Hulk.
- I forgot that.</i>

430
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,798
Max. Zero points.

431
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,794
I'd say he blew it,
but he won't tell us, will he?

432
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,193
<i>Shit! Did you?</i>

433
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,397
I can't believe I didn't get Bob Barker.

434
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,632
Hey, guys! What do you say
we do this at my house next week?

435
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,110
- House? What house?
- Ooh. Really?

436
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,749
Since I don't know how long
I'm gonna be here, I rented a place.

437
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,360
It's only a couple miles away.

438
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,874
You know, it's up on Broadmoor.

439
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,474
Oh! Swanky neighborhood.

440
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,200
It's a very cool house,
but it's just me there alone.

441
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,272
It'd be great
to have you guys come over.

442
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:22,070
Oh, well, it's kind of a tradition
to have game nights here.

443
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,435
But you know what?

444
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,552
Let's let him show off
his big house, huh?

445
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,995
That's the spirit!

446
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,435
Trust me.

447
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,390
This will be a game night to remember.

448
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,275
- Oh, boy.
- Mmm.

449
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,396
Promise?

450
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,392
Good night, everybody.
I love you much. Drive safely.

451
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,676
- Kisses!
- All right.

452
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,399
<i>- Take it easy.
- Bye.</i>

453
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,200
That little motherfucker.

454
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,676
Whoa!

455
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,956
Well, I mean, come on.

456
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,112
We don't see him in over a year.

457
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,840
He shows up in your dream car,

458
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,879
insults our house, and then tells
an embarrassing story about you

459
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,157
right before your turn
just to throw you off your game.

460
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,040
Welcome to my whole life. Why are you
suddenly so worked up about it?

461
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,919
Well, cause now
he's messing with your balls

462
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,037
and literally killing
millions of our babies.

463
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,839
Well, that's a little dramatic,

464
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,957
but, yeah, you know,
I mean, that's Brooks.

465
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,157
I thought that this
was just regular old brother stuff,

466
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,510
- but I totally see it now.
- Mmm-mmm.

467
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,592
He undermines you every chance he gets.

468
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,796
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

469
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,758
- It's crazy!
- Thank you, Annie.

470
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,037
You know, I've never won
a single game against him.

471
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,230
I just...

472
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,915
I think we gotta fix this Brooks thing.

473
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,395
- Fix it?
- Yeah.

474
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,550
What are you suggesting?

475
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,791
I'm suggesting we beat his ass.

476
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,798
Jesus Christ.

477
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,953
Good evening.

478
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,032
We're gonna skip the cleanup?

479
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,159
Sure you don't wanna take a Lyft?

480
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,039
No, no. I am not getting drunk tonight.

481
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,350
- I'm gonna stay alert and ready.
- Evening!

482
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,710
Jesus, Gary!

483
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,910
Where are you headed?

484
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,720
We are going to, uh, to my brother's.

485
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,197
Another game night?

486
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,710
No. No, absolutely not.

487
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,473
We're going to, um,

488
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,436
have some dinner.

489
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,636
Eat.

490
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,194
I see.

491
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:09,230
Pity. I was going to invite you
over for a dinner I'm hosting.

492
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,914
I've purchased four lamb shanks

493
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:17,916
that I've been simmering
in a broth of red wine and rosemary.

494
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,953
That sounds so yummy, though.

495
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,030
Damn it.

496
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,316
It was actually Debbie's recipe.

497
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:30,637
I like to think she left behind her
recipe cards as a gesture of goodwill,

498
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,031
but it was most likely
an unintentional oversight.

499
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,239
Well, here we go.

500
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,875
What?

501
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,155
I'm sorry?

502
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,038
I thought you said something.

503
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,118
- No.
- Nope, not us.

504
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,596
Okay.

505
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,159
Have fun.

506
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,239
Oh, fuck me.

507
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,958
A guy who rents a house this big

508
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,238
must be making up for something
pretty small, I'd say.

509
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,790
No, no. No, I've seen his dick.
It's pretty great.

510
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,758
Well, I tried.

511
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,475
- Hey!
- Hey!

512
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,756
- Hey!
- How are you doing, beautiful?

513
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,355
- Good, good. Really fancy.
- Very nice house, Tony Stark.

514
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,398
Should we give
our drink orders to Jarvis?

515
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,794
No, I got the Tony Stark part,
but then you went full nerd on me.

516
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,474
I kind of lost you,
but please do come in.

517
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,550
All right.

518
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,710
- Thanks, Cap.
- Hi, guys!

519
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,790
<i>What's up?</i>

520
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,351
Boy, could sleep four
on that couch. Look at that.

521
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,159
Oh, hello, friends.

522
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,836
Hey, let me introduce you to my date.
This is Sarah.

523
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,992
Sarah is head of company accounting
at our office.

524
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,310
Well, corporate communications.

525
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,393
And she's also British,
which means she's smart as shit.

526
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,273
- I'm Irish.
- Okay? Same island.

527
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,556
Well, it's really not.

528
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,710
<i>- Nice to meet you. Hi.</i>
- Nice to meet you, too.

529
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,916
- I'm Max.
- Annie.

530
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,993
So, you can't always judge a book
by its past covers, can you?

531
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,197
- Mmm.
- Almost a saying.

532
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,470
- Here you go.
- Hey, Brooks.

533
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,074
- Cheers.
- We didn't know if you had any games,

534
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,391
so we thought we'd bring you
a few of our favorites.

535
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,074
Hey, look at that.

536
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,113
Whoa!

537
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,429
- Huh.
<i>- The poor games.</i>

538
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,512
I told you we're taking it up a notch.

539
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,639
The game that we're
gonna play tonight is so epic

540
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,156
that we don't need a board,
and we do not need pieces.

541
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:18,879
Still didn't need to throw them
across the room.

542
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,269
I was being theatrical.

543
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,193
Holy shit! Are we doing a fight club?

544
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,396
A what?

545
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,358
It's when rich people
pay poor people to fight each other...

546
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,876
Hey, hey, hey! Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
Stop with the fight club, okay?

547
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,315
- It's nonsense.
- No.

548
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,880
Ryan believes everything he reads.

549
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,554
Thank you.

550
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,996
So, what are we playing?

551
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:42,151
In the next hour, someone in this room
is going to be taken.

552
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,319
And it's gonna be up to you to find them
before they are murdered.

553
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,437
Oh! It's a murder mystery party.

554
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,353
<i>Notjust any murder mystery.</i>

555
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,954
I found this company.
They do it super real.

556
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,150
They use legit actors.

557
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,312
You're not gonna know
what's real and what's fake.

558
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,676
- Fun!
<i>- But that's not all</i>

559
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,993
because whoever finds the victim
wins the grand prize.

560
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,393
The keys to the Stingray.

561
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,153
- What?
- Wow.

562
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,959
Just the keys?

563
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,074
No, Ryan, the whole car.

564
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,357
Oh, yes! Oh, man!

565
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,040
You're so lucky I brought you
to this game night

566
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,271
- and not one of Max and Annie's.
- Hey!

567
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,040
- No, I just mean, 'cause this is better.
- Oh.

568
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,516
You're not gonna actually
give away your car?

569
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,114
Oh, it's just a tax write-off.

570
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,630
And the Audi, it's more practical.

571
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,514
Yeah, that makes sense to me.

572
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,751
Okay. How do we start?

573
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,673
We just wait for it to begin.

574
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,355
Maybe play a drinking game
to pass the time?

575
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,477
This group does not play drinking games.

576
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,677
Tonight we do, Max.

577
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,000
- Oh! "Never Have I Ever."
- Good one!

578
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,435
Can you believe this guy?

579
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,512
Yeah, he's ridiculous.

580
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,160
Beautiful house, though.

581
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,913
Good champagne.

582
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,673
Here we go.

583
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,356
Yup. We're at the house.

584
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,235
We'll let you know when we have him.

585
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,712
Jesus Christ!

586
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,599
What's with that knife?

587
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,393
It's for the cheese.

588
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,120
Okay, all right. Just, you know,

589
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,590
really aggressive way to carry a knife.

590
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,430
Oh, no, I've got one.

591
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,116
Never have I ever
connected my work computer

592
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,671
to the projector in the conference room
when it was open on a WebMD page

593
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:37,910
<i>for chlamydia symptoms.</i>

594
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,116
<i>That's not cool!</i>

595
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,396
Drink!

596
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,438
Just for the record,
I did not have chlamydia.

597
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,434
It was pubic dermatitis. You get it
from not washing your crotch, so...

598
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,590
<i>- Okay.
- Good for you.</i>

599
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,871
I... I like her.

600
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,112
And, listen, you're not supposed
to single people out in this game.

601
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,471
It's supposed to be generic things, like

602
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,393
"Never have I ever slept
with a celebrity."

603
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,392
Oh, I didn't know. Okay.

604
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,596
Whoops.

605
00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,750
- Mmm?
- Ooh.

606
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,996
What?

607
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,878
You slept with a celebrity?

608
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,635
No, I was taking a drink
separate from the game.

609
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,790
<i>- That was bad timing.</i>
- Mmm.

610
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,439
<i>I see how you would think, but it's not.</i>

611
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,115
Well, then why are you breathing
like you just got off the elliptical?

612
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,473
I'm not. I'm...

613
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,196
Come on, babe.
Whose turn is it?

614
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,630
Uh, it's Max. Max, it's your turn. Huh?

615
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,678
I'm not playing a drinking game.
Who was it?

616
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,830
What's the deal with that?

617
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:25,956
They've been together
since middle school.

618
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,110
<i>It's somebody else's turn.</i>

619
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,190
- Oh. Oh!
- Yeah!

620
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,152
How could you possibly
have had sex with a celebrity

621
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,238
when we've only had sex with each other?

622
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,517
Please, can you not make this
one of your things right now?

623
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,796
How is this one of my things?

624
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,519
Yeah, Brooks, this is why
we don't play drinking games.

625
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,393
It looks like the game is afoot.

626
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,755
Oh!

627
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,360
Thank you, God!

628
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,477
<i>Oh, boy. Let's buckle up, huh?</i>

629
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,194
Brooks Davis?

630
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,516
Yes.

631
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,193
- Oh, shit.
- Ooh!

632
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,794
This is good.

633
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,312
Agent Henderson.

634
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,156
FBI.

635
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,040
Sunglasses at night. It's legit.

636
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,270
Sit down, please.

637
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,034
I'll get right to the point.

638
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,956
The Bureau has been tracking a ring
of violent kidnappers

639
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,237
in this very neighborhood.

640
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,317
And we have reason to believe
that one of you

641
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,114
may be their next victim.

642
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,190
<i>That's terrible news.</i>

643
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,637
Contained within these dossiers

644
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,436
are the clues you will require
to find the kidnappers.

645
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,557
You'd like for us to do that, yeah?

646
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,952
The Bureau's...
What's the Bureau's role in this?

647
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,873
Maybe you guys could take my wife
in for questioning

648
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,713
because, apparently, she got a
secret life I don't know nothing about.

649
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,076
- Baby, this is...
- Shut up, all of you!

650
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,310
Wow.

651
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,599
It's not a joke.

652
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,480
You people are in real danger,
and you're running out of time.

653
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,395
And I, Agent Henderson,
will not stand idly by

654
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,679
while innocent civilians
are slaughtered on my watch.

655
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,910
I told you
this is gonna be great.

656
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,952
- It's so good!
- So good.

657
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,150
But, uh, before we get started,

658
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,391
I'm required to ask if any of you
have any food allergies.

659
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,076
Peanuts?

660
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,230
Who the hell are you?

661
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,390
Oh!

662
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,073
Now wait a second.
I know you're method and all,

663
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,436
but you can't just come in here
and break the door.

664
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,597
I do not mind this game.

665
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,359
Are you crazy?

666
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,113
It's very well done.

667
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,550
No!

668
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,833
That is a strong table.

669
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,434
Oh, watch out! He's packing heat!

670
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,636
Hell no!

671
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,117
Oh! Oh!

672
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,716
Come on!

673
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,475
You're just making this
harder on yourself!

674
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,550
Oh, shit!

675
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,915
Guys, make sure you
get a piece of this cheese. It's just...

676
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,390
- Cut me one.
- Try it with the quince.

677
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,520
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

678
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,156
Now he's back.

679
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,435
Stop fighting, asshole!

680
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,716
Help me! This isn't...

681
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,156
The Independent Spirit Award goes to...

682
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,550
Let's go!

683
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,350
Bye-bye!

684
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,079
First one that follows us gets shot!

685
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,919
Okay, roger that. You drive safe.

686
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,713
Come on, motherfucker!

687
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,271
- That was amazing.
- Really good.

688
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,760
- That was really good.
- Wow.

689
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,034
Mmm. No, there's something about this
that just doesn't feel right.

690
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,836
How could you cheat on me
with a celebrity?

691
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,036
I didn't cheat on you.

692
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,715
It was before we got married
when we took that break.

693
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,111
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

694
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,270
<i>I've been living in The Matrix.</i>

695
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,433
Agent Henderson,
you just gonna keep lying there?

696
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,630
Is any of this real?

697
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,393
Well, don't kick him!

698
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,992
- Stop.
- He's a regular Daniel Day-Lewis.

699
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,196
<i>I thought we both agreed</i>

700
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,159
<i>that we wouldn't hook up
with anybody else during that break.</i>

701
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,670
Yeah, but then you went
and got a hand job from Karen Waller.

702
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,513
<i>- No, don't do that.</i>
- Boop! Boop! Boop!

703
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,558
Because it was over the pants,
all right?

704
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,077
It was, and it hurt. It was very dry,
and I didn't climax.

705
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,754
Just admit it.
You guys did more than that.

706
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,832
Don't turn this around on me.
Do not do that.

707
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,190
Don't you Johnnie Cochran me!

708
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,510
Damn it, they got the jump on us.

709
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,590
- Come on.
- Shit, Kev!

710
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,670
Come on now!

711
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,513
All right. Here's the first clue.
Looks like a riddle.

712
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,080
"With shiny fangs..."

713
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,879
"My bloodless bite..."

714
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,839
"Will bring together
what's mostly white."

715
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,798
Donald Trump.

716
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,749
"Bloodless bite." It's not a vampire.
Um...

717
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,240
I'll just Google it.

718
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,595
It's so inconsistent, isn't it?

719
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,433
I mean, they stage
this super realistic fight.

720
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,434
They give us an FBI dossier
but with riddles.

721
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,398
It's like, let's pick a tone.
Let's stick with it.

722
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,313
But that's the game.
You wanna win this car or not?

723
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,880
Yeah, yeah. More than anything,

724
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,554
but I feel like Brooks is setting me up.

725
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,040
Do you get that feeling? You know,

726
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,711
that this is some game
where somehow he's gonna humiliate me?

727
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,914
Mmm-hmm.

728
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,951
Well, let's not play by his rules.

729
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,874
"My bloodless bite, my bloodless,
bloodless bite.

730
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,997
"Bloodless bite, bloodless bite,
bloodless bite."

731
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,391
Can you stop chanting "bloodless bite"?
It's just...

732
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,952
- Trying to think.
- Yeah.

733
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,995
Oh, shit!

734
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,671
<i>Max and Annie must have figured it out.</i>

735
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,036
Right. We need to find an advantage.

736
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,837
Advantage, advantage, advantage...

737
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,110
Brooks' wallet?

738
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,431
You think we should steal
all of his shit!

739
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:03,990
No.

740
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,472
Hi, yeah. I lost my credit card.

741
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,358
I was wondering if you could tell me
what the last few charges I made were.

742
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,590
What are you doing?

743
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,353
If we can find out the name
of the murder mystery place he used,

744
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,591
we can go to their office and
pay them off to give us the final clue.

745
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,160
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

746
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,439
You're, like, a double threat.
Brains and you're British.

747
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,590
Thanks.

748
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:31,194
Okay. What has shiny fangs
that bites white things together?

749
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,350
A stapler!

750
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,512
And the white things are paper.

751
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,593
Yes! You are so smart and unfaithful!

752
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,876
Oh, there it is.

753
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,156
Yes!

754
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,999
Look at that.

755
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,958
- Flash drive.
- Put it in the desktop.

756
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,270
Okay.

757
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,190
Another riddle.

758
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,558
"I'm brown and old by day,
white and young by night.

759
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,710
"My eyes are glass.

760
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,758
"I have nine faces but no head.

761
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,639
"I sing to the sky but have no voice.

762
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,395
"I'm everywhere and nowhere."

763
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,998
What the fuck is that?

764
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,680
I mean, how cool are we?

765
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,200
- Very, very cool. We are very cool.
- Right?

766
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,717
You're the cool one. You know,
tracking the phone is just a great idea.

767
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,155
Still on Route 18, huh?

768
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,312
<i>We're catching up to them.
Here we come, Brooksie.</i>

769
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,194
Can you imagine the look on his face
when we find him so fast?

770
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,751
You know, baby, I can feel my sperm
already coming back to life.

771
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,070
- Perfect.
<i>- Yeah.</i>

772
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,392
So we'll win your brother's car,
and then we'll go make a baby in it.

773
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,472
- Yeah! We'll make him watch us. Huh?
- Yeah.

774
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,352
- I don't wanna do that.
- No, me neither.

775
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,749
- Sorry, don't know why I said that.
- I'm not into that.

776
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,479
- Not a great idea.
- Okay.

777
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,869
Okay, great. Thank you.

778
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,309
All right, I got the name
and the address of the games company.

779
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,675
- Let's go.
- Yes!

780
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,753
All we have to do now,
figure out what "bloodless bite" means.

781
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,549
No, we don't. That's why...

782
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,475
- Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, no.
- Doesn't matter. Let's go.

783
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,199
How you gonna be old and young?

784
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,113
- That doesn't make sense.
- I know.

785
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,795
Guys, hey, how's it goin'?

786
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,078
I just wanted to wish you
the best of luck tonight. Bye.

787
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,235
- No.
- Mmm-mmm.

788
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,760
What are... What are you doing?

789
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,354
Just being a dick.

790
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,711
<i>Oh!</i>

791
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,757
- Don't kick him, Ryan!
- He's such a good actor!

792
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:10,956
<i>Ryan!</i>

793
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,430
<i>God damn it!</i>

794
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,950
Baby, hand me those matches.
I'm about to burn this door down.

795
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,550
You're gonna light a fire in
a windowless room that we're trapped in?

796
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,189
You slept with Bill Nye the Science Guy.
He talked to you about flames?

797
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,430
What about that?

798
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,638
Where could he be?

799
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,509
His phone stopped right here, huh?

800
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,189
- Hear that?
- Yeah.

801
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,150
Ugh.

802
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,470
Found it!

803
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,074
He must've known we were tracking him.

804
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,794
Well, they outsmarted us.

805
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,790
Hang on.

806
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,359
Isn't that one of the actors?

807
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,831
<i>Guess they're not
so smart after all, huh?</i>

808
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,919
Guess not. We are nailing this!

809
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,156
Why are we crouching?

810
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,516
I don't know. It feels right.

811
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,953
Oh, it's horrible in here.

812
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,840
- Yeah, it's sticky. Shoes are shot.
- Ugh.

813
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,233
Ooh. There he is. There he is.
Don't let him see you. Come on.

814
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,720
Sit down right here.

815
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,156
Bartender, sir,
can I ask you a question?

816
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,310
Um...

817
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,676
You, um...

818
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,956
You didn't happen to see a fellow
brought in here,

819
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,349
looks a little bit like me,

820
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,751
but he's got a little bit
of a sharper chin

821
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,195
and higher cheekbones?

822
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,033
So a better-looking guy?

823
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,232
No, well, I wouldn't call it that.

824
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,960
I didn't see nothing.

825
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,159
- Oh, boy. You hear that?
- Huh. Yeah.

826
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,549
That double negative?
"Didn't see nothing"?

827
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,359
- It's a little forced, right?
- Yeah, I think he's in on it.

828
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,749
- 'Course he is.
- Look at those tats.

829
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,679
So fresh, probably fake.

830
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,436
Tell you what.
Let's give him a test, okay?

831
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,320
Let's order a couple of drinks that only
a real bartender would know how to make.

832
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,436
Oh, smart! Yes.

833
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,954
- Sir! Excuse me. Hi.
- Barkeep.

834
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,474
Totally forgot to order drinks.

835
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,796
Yes, uh...

836
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,199
Could I please have a vodka tonic?

837
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,036
Well done, honey.

838
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,476
I'm gonna have a Harvey Wallbanger.

839
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,597
Okay? Appreciate it.

840
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,759
Jesus! Did you see that look?

841
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,956
Guy doesn't know what's going on.

842
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,190
Think you stumped him.

843
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,238
Regional theater hack.

844
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,720
Huh?

845
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,635
- Well, this is kind of fun, isn't it?
- Yeah.

846
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,790
It's nice to get out of the house.

847
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,231
You know, we're not gonna be able
to do stuff like this if we have kids.

848
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,950
- What?
- Yeah.

849
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,235
- Why not?
- Well, I don't know.

850
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,880
I was thinking about it.
Remember Dan and Linda?

851
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,997
Remember how much time
we used to spend with them?

852
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,959
Just tons of fun.
And then they had those twins.

853
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,474
Boom! Off the grid, right?

854
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,751
Last time we saw them
was their Christmas card

855
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,830
with the wonky kids on it.

856
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,799
Yeah, I love those Christmas cards.
They look so happy.

857
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,075
But you know what I mean.

858
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,759
- We don't see them...
- Vodka tonic.

859
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,720
Harvey Wallbanger.

860
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:51,996
- Appreciate it.
- Thank you.

861
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,640
Cheers.

862
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,590
Did he get it right?

863
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,957
Huh. I do not know. I realized I've
never had one of these,

864
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,391
but that is a tasty drink.
It's kind of tart.

865
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,392
<i>You wanna try it? Oh! Honey!</i>

866
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,755
Honey! There's Brooks!

867
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,389
Brooks is here. Brooks is here.
We're about to win this thing!

868
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,711
- Yes, yes!
- Look who came in here.

869
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,230
Oh! No! I think he made us.

870
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,993
So what? It's over.
What, are they gonna try to stop us?

871
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,480
- Let's go.
- Yeah, probably.

872
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,519
But that's why I brought this.

873
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,200
Jesus Christ, honey!
Where did you get a gun?

874
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,591
No, no, that's the fake gun
from Brooks' fight.

875
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,116
- Oh, yeah. Boy, that looks real.
- Yeah, well, you know...

876
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,600
- Brooks never spares any expense.
- Look at that.

877
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,150
- Yeah, that's true.
- Okay. Follow my lead, huh?

878
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,356
Why? What are you doing?

879
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,470
Lead?

880
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,677
Any of you fucking pricks move,

881
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,436
and I'll execute every motherfucking
last one of you!

882
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,636
Very nice, honey.

883
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,552
<i>Pulp Fiction,</i> anybody?
Right? It's a classic.

884
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,869
We love films.

885
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,758
Okay, what the fuck is this shit?

886
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,911
Well, you're gonna hand over the keys
'cause we're gonna take my brother.

887
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,076
Bullshit.

888
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,312
Oh! You know what's bullshit
is your bald, ugly face.

889
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,790
Uh-uh. No, that's personal.
Come on, honey, let's just keep it fun.

890
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,196
All right, I'm sorry I called you bald,
you little bitch!

891
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,839
Well, that's, again, you know...

892
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,151
- Let the gun do the talking. Come on.
- Okay. Ah!

893
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,999
On your knees. Hands in the air.

894
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,640
- Good. Good. Great.
- Heads on the ground. Eyes closed.

895
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,200
That's it. Get them up, reach for it.

896
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,953
- Hands up! That's right.
- There we go.

897
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,873
- All right, hands in the air!
- Get them up!

898
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,394
- Yep.
- Yo, where's my head go?

899
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,829
- Down.
- On the floor.

900
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,116
Just rest it.

901
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,429
How am I supposed
to put my hands in the air

902
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,795
- with my head on the ground?
- Fucking exactly.

903
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,519
I did have the same question.

904
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,440
Child's pose?
Do you guys know child's pose?

905
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,636
Fuck is a child's pose, man?

906
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:23,790
<i>You've never done yoga?</i>

907
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:24,916
- Okay, wow.
- No?

908
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,390
- Cover me.
- Show them, baby.

909
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,233
<i>- All right. Arms out.</i>
- Here she comes.

910
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,119
Knees apart if you have back problems.

911
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,350
And if you're doing it right,

912
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,353
you're really gonna feel that
lumbar opening up back there.

913
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,476
Let's put your head down.

914
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,439
Come on. I don't wanna have to use this.
Okay?

915
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,114
Okay.

916
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,154
Can't you just tell me who it was?

917
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:46,278
I know you, Kev. If I tell you,
you'll just obsess about it even more.

918
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,874
Okay, fine. How about this?

919
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,872
If I guess it right, you tell me.

920
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,030
Fine.

921
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,110
Was it an actor?

922
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,430
Yes. That tower is unstable.

923
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,637
I'm not stable! Was he over 40?

924
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,790
Yes. Be careful.

925
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,077
Okay. American?

926
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:00,356
Yes.

927
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,999
It's Tommy Lee Jones.

928
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,880
What? Ew. No.

929
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,120
Denzel? Was it Denzel?
Denzel Washington?

930
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,476
It wasn't, unfortunately.

931
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,835
Thank God.

932
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,595
<i>Um... Be careful.</i>

933
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,399
Oh! Sweet freedom.

934
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,119
Oh, my God!

935
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,510
You see, this dumbass thought
he can keep us locked in here.

936
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,479
But guess what?
You can't lock us in here!

937
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,717
You see, hate put us in here!

938
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,190
- Okay, baby.
- But love is gonna bust us out!

939
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,794
- Ahh!
- Oh, my God!

940
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,116
Oh, my God!

941
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,714
Kev! Kev, are you okay?

942
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,473
Baby, I fell down.

943
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,280
There it is.

944
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,436
Yes, I'm so glad I invited you tonight!

945
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,670
Yeah, me, too.

946
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:57,072
I usually bring these girls
I wanna sleep with, and they just suck!

947
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,675
You're like a breath of fresh air.

948
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,274
Aw, thanks.

949
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,796
I usually go out with men
I find interesting and non-stupid,

950
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,394
so this is a bit new for me, too.

951
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,675
Whoa!

952
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,910
Are we cool?

953
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,634
Did I say something wrong?

954
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,790
No.

955
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,395
No, I mean I was wondering why you
asked me along tonight,

956
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,910
and now I know you
just needed a ringer, so...

957
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,954
Oh, did you... You thought
this was a date? I didn't...

958
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,392
No, actually.
Well, I was hoping it wasn't.

959
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,559
Then why are you wearing lipstick?

960
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:25,915
- I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.

961
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,275
What are you...

962
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,760
You can't touch a girl's mouth.

963
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,593
Why? Are you scared I'm
gonna smear your lipstick...

964
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,433
Oh, my God! You bit me!

965
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,636
Yeah, and I'll bite you again.

966
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,756
There's lipstick on here.

967
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,434
Oh, shut up!

968
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,478
I see you wiping off that date lipstick!

969
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,590
Ow!

970
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,717
That really hurt a little bit.

971
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,320
Hello?

972
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,119
Hello?

973
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:56,949
Um, excuse me?

974
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,394
Yeah, okay.

975
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,270
Um...

976
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,350
Hello?

977
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,192
Oh, oh! Oh, shit!

978
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,950
Holy shit!

979
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:17,996
God!

980
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,954
Come on! Bloody hell!

981
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,270
- What?
- Phew!

982
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,559
You guys scared me so bad.
What are you doing?

983
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:25,949
What the fuck is that?

984
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,479
Oh. Well, I just came from

985
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,517
a six-hour murder mystery
where I played the corpse.

986
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,160
I must've dozed off
before I had a chance to clean up.

987
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,391
Well, you scared the shit out of us.

988
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,596
Really? Thank you.

989
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,672
Actually that means a lot
'cause I do my own makeup.

990
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,196
What kind of party
has a pregnant corpse?

991
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,478
No, I'm actually pregnant.
This isn't part of it. This is just...

992
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,596
Oh!

993
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,750
- Congrats.
<i>- Thank you!</i>

994
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,710
Um, we want you
to give us the final clue

995
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,838
to the murder mystery
Brooks Davis ordered.

996
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,832
Oh, my gosh.
But that would ruin the fun.

997
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,594
We don't want the fun.
We just wanna win.

998
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,353
Yeah, I can't do that.

999
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,917
This change your mind?

1000
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,950
No.

1001
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,714
Don't...

1002
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,271
What about this?

1003
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,715
Mmm.

1004
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,234
You drive a hard bargain. Okay.

1005
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,710
Let's take it up a notch.

1006
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,676
I was hoping I wasn't
gonna have to dig this deep, but okay.

1007
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,911
Final offer.

1008
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,117
You know what? It doesn't matter
how slowly you slide it over!

1009
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,551
Okay? It's $17! How much do you want?

1010
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,596
- Um, I don't know. Probably $100.
- Give her $100.

1011
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,514
I don't have a hundred.

1012
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,357
How much have you got?

1013
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,116
$17.

1014
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,158
$17?

1015
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,794
<i>You brought $17 out?</i>

1016
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,152
Nice!

1017
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,636
- Thank you!
- Cool.

1018
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,077
So you're just gonna keep it. I got you.

1019
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,314
Stay back!

1020
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,357
Hey, buddy, can you just give us
the answer to the second riddle,

1021
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,669
'cause we're way behind.

1022
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,080
Don't you get it?

1023
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,833
That was not supposed to happen.

1024
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,230
Oh, what now? You guys already
did the breaking-in thing.

1025
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,755
Shut up! And get on the floor,
all of you!

1026
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,110
Whoa!

1027
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,192
Ron, you okay?

1028
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,232
No, Nathan, I'm not okay.

1029
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,960
Two guys came in here and attacked me.

1030
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,679
- Oh, my God.
- I know!

1031
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,798
And I quit Disney Cruises
for this bullshit.

1032
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,514
We can check,
but that doesn't make any sense.

1033
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,909
I'm not wearing a jacket.

1034
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,470
Maybe it means, like a book jacket.

1035
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,075
Why would a book have a jacket?

1036
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:15,950
Murder We Wrote.

1037
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,434
Glenda, something terrible has happened.

1038
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,510
What?

1039
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:19,994
<i>Nathan and I
showed up for the takeaway,</i>

1040
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,799
<i>and Ron had been attacked.</i>

1041
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,189
Where? At the Brooks Davis house?

1042
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,396
<i>- Yes.</i>
- Huh?

1043
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,510
What?

1044
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,120
Is everyone okay?

1045
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,999
<i>No, no. I'm not okay, Glenda!</i>

1046
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,517
I have a throbbing headache,
and they took the host!

1047
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,353
- Who took him?
<i>- Kidnappers!</i>

1048
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,115
Real ones! Dangerous fucking criminals!

1049
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,513
<i>I'm packed and I'm holding
I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden</i>

1050
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:52,830
<i>She lives for me</i>

1051
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,275
- Sing into the mic.
- Jesus!

1052
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,396
No.

1053
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:59,076
<i>Her own motivation
She goes round, and she goes down on me</i>

1054
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,276
And you, Tats?

1055
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,194
You got something to say? No? Boop.

1056
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,591
<i>Coming over you
Keep on smiling, what we go through</i>

1057
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,680
<i>One stop to the rhythm that divides you</i>

1058
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,958
I see you eyeing that, Ponytail.
Not on my watch!

1059
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,918
Bingo! Bingo! I got them, baby.
Let's do this.

1060
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,436
Yes! Okay.

1061
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,394
Hey, hey, Brooks!

1062
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,677
- Guess who it is!
- Oh!

1063
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,674
Ready? Hello!

1064
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,155
<i>- Look at that face!</i>
- Oh, shit.

1065
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,356
That is priceless!

1066
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,840
You did not expect us this early,
did you?

1067
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,271
I've gotta capture this moment.
Honey, get in there.

1068
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,272
We'll take a quick little selfie here

1069
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,830
and send it off to the losers.
One, two, three.

1070
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,275
Cheese!

1071
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,555
Ha!

1072
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,630
Perfect. Oh, speak of the devil.

1073
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,877
There's Ryan now,
probably calling begging for help.

1074
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,950
- Ugh!
- Ignore.

1075
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,599
This is not a game, Max!

1076
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,193
Jesus! Guys, it's a wrap in here, okay?

1077
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,590
<i>Show's over!</i>

1078
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,512
Listen, I'm not a venture capitalist.
I'm a smuggler!

1079
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,479
- A smuggler?
- Yeah, I made a mistake.

1080
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,710
I sold the Bulgarian's egg
to a different guy.

1081
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,439
And I have to get it back to him,
or he's gonna kill me!

1082
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,399
"The Bulgarian's egg"? Wasn't that
the third <i>Harry Potter</i> book? Come on.

1083
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,950
Wait, I'm confused. So, this isn't
the end of this whole thing?

1084
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,276
No, it is the end, okay?

1085
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,159
You said, whoever catches you
gets the car.

1086
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,471
We found you, we get the car. Game over.

1087
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,757
No! I'm telling you! This is all real!

1088
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,474
<i>The shitty actors are real?
Come on.</i>

1089
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,438
How about that ridiculous fight?
Was that real?

1090
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,000
Is this gun real?

1091
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,070
Oh, no, Annie!

1092
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,436
Oh, no. Oh, no. Bang, bang.

1093
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,590
Ow!

1094
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:31,996
Blood!

1095
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,755
Oh, my God! I shot you!

1096
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,400
You fucking shot me!

1097
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,153
Cut me loose before we all get shot!

1098
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,350
Come on, untie me!

1099
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,716
<i>- Get me out of here!</i>
- Oh, God!

1100
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,635
Help me. Help.

1101
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,950
Oh, my God!

1102
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,197
- Go out! Go, go, go!
- What the fuck did you do to me?

1103
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,033
Come on, come on, come on.

1104
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,153
- Hey!
- Where are the guns?

1105
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:54,756
You shot me.

1106
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,474
I know. I feel terrible.

1107
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,915
- Come on, man!
- Go! Go, go!

1108
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,036
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1109
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,110
Come on, come on, come on!

1110
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,520
- Oh, my God!
<i>- Move your ass!</i>

1111
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,353
- Honey, get in!
<i>- Go, go!</i>

1112
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,795
<i>Go, go, go!</i>

1113
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,679
Holy shit!

1114
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,754
Hold up! Hold up, motherfucker!

1115
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,237
- God damn it!
- Man, come on!

1116
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,317
Brooks, what the fuck
is going on with you? Start talking!

1117
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,835
I've lied to you
and the family about what I do.

1118
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,879
I buy and I sell illegal shit for people
in the black market.

1119
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,235
Really? So you're a criminal?

1120
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,436
Oh, my God! They're following us!

1121
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,595
But I made a mistake,
because there's this guy.

1122
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:31,670
They call him the Bulgarian.

1123
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,070
He's got his fingers in all these pies
around the world.

1124
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,232
- What kind of pies?
- Illegal pies, Max.

1125
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,074
You know, the kind of pies that have
heroin in them and guns and sex slaves.

1126
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,150
You know, all that kind of stuff.

1127
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,994
But he just wanted me to help him
find this Fabergé egg.

1128
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,436
Fuck that! Fabergé egg?

1129
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,000
- Are you kidding me?
- No, I'm serious.

1130
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,070
And I found it!

1131
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,800
But then there was this other guy,
this Marlon Freeman.

1132
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,951
He's willing to pay twice as much
for the same egg.

1133
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,520
<i>So what? So you screwed over
the Bulgarian guy</i>

1134
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,875
and those fellows behind us
work for him,

1135
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,713
and they just happen to crash your
murder mystery party?

1136
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,076
I know, right?
What are the odds of that?

1137
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:02,789
- Oh, too close, too close!
- Careful, careful!

1138
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,269
Watch out! Watch out!

1139
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,350
Oh, oh!

1140
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,269
- Shit!
- Sorry! You okay?

1141
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,476
Yeah, I'm all right.

1142
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,995
- We need to go to the cops now!
- Yeah, right now! Let's go!

1143
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,230
- We can't go to the cops!
- Why?

1144
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,675
The Bulgarian's got a ton of moles.

1145
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,956
On his face?

1146
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,960
No, in the police department.

1147
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,440
Look out!

1148
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,194
<i>Careful!</i>

1149
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,200
Oh, my God! This is insane!

1150
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,916
If you call the cops,
I'll be dead before I get to jail.

1151
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,594
Why don't we just get a hold
of this Marlon Freeman guy

1152
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,750
and buy the egg back from him?

1153
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,911
I couldn't find him if I wanted to.
That name's an alias.

1154
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,553
- Gun, gun, gun! Duck!
- Oh, oh...

1155
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,671
Okay, these guys are not stopping.
What do we do?

1156
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,912
They're not gonna stop
until they get me.

1157
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,992
I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this.

1158
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,070
Oh, my God!

1159
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,471
I'm sorry for a lot of things.

1160
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:23,870
- Hey! What are you doing?
- What is he doing? What is he doing?

1161
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,752
- I love you, Max!
- Brooks, don't be an idiot!

1162
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,310
<i>Stop the car!</i>

1163
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,515
- Shit! Go, go, go!
- Oh, my God! Okay, okay.

1164
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,151
Fuck! What are we gonna do?
They're gonna kill my brother.

1165
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,913
Oh, Annie, I feel faint.
I'm gonna pass out.

1166
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,878
Oh, honey, we'll get you
to a hospital, okay?

1167
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,315
No, no, no! No hospitals.

1168
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,755
This is a gunshot wound,
they'll call the cops.

1169
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,830
Shit, shit! Okay.

1170
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,435
So we go to a mob doctor, right?

1171
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:00,840
Do you know one of those, sweetheart?

1172
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,719
- No.
- No.

1173
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,599
What about a veterinarian
that works for the mob?

1174
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,839
- You know one of those?
- No.

1175
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,434
Come on. Why are you pitching
all the mob stuff?

1176
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,717
- I think 'cause I'm losing my shit here!
- I get it.

1177
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:11,916
You're gonna have to do it.

1178
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:12,990
- What?
- Yup.

1179
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,196
<i>You're gonna have
to take the bullet out.</i>

1180
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,476
I don't wanna... I don't wanna do it.

1181
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,710
You think I want you
to take the bullet out?

1182
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,156
I've seen you try to cut a chicken.
We have no other option.

1183
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,710
Oh, my God! This is so bad!

1184
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,439
I hate game night!

1185
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,360
Thank you!

1186
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:30,950
Hey!

1187
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,713
Oh, thank God.
Listen, Annie. It's all real.

1188
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,790
<i>Oh, no, I know.</i>

1189
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,473
Brooks is caught up in something and...

1190
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,034
Okay, where are you guys?

1191
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,713
We're all at Brooks'.
Waiting to talk to the cops.

1192
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,031
<i>No! No, no, no! Do not talk to the cops!</i>

1193
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,236
What? Why? What's going on?

1194
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,669
- Are you guys okay?
<i>- Yeah, yeah.</i>

1195
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,991
We're fine. We're fine.
I shot Max, but he's fine.

1196
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,070
What?

1197
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,514
<i>Look. We will meet you
back at our house.</i>

1198
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,432
Whatever you do,
do not tell the cops anything.

1199
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,796
Brooks's life depends on it.

1200
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,880
- Hey.
<i>- Hi.</i>

1201
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,196
Okay.

1202
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,396
I got a bunch of stuff.

1203
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,470
Yeah.

1204
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,236
Pocket knife. Tweezers.

1205
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,754
Sewing kit. Gauze.

1206
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,314
Good, good. All right.
Wow, you did great!

1207
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,915
Yeah.
And they didn't have rubbing alcohol.

1208
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,879
And they don't sell hard liquor,
so I got you this lovely chard.

1209
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,157
Good idea. Way to pivot, yep. Good girl.

1210
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,198
What else did you get, huh?
More good stuff?

1211
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,991
What is helpful in <i>Country Living?</i>

1212
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,915
Oh, that's for later. There's a corn
chowder recipe. It looks really good.

1213
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,912
- You love corn chowder, huh?
- Sweet. I do, yeah.

1214
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,150
- That'll cheer you up.
- Thank you.

1215
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,720
Okay. And then a squeaky toy.

1216
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,276
- Huh.
- For your mouth.

1217
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,430
- For the pain.
- Mmm-hmm.

1218
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,080
Okay. Well, hopefully I won't need this.

1219
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,078
- Okay, let's see this bad boy.
- All right.

1220
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,350
Yeah, careful.

1221
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,159
- Okay.
- All right.

1222
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,390
- Okay.
- Okay.

1223
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,550
- We're gonna push past it.
- No problem. No problem.

1224
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,790
- We're gonna get the bullet out.
- Let's just Google.

1225
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,275
Honey, can you return the text later?

1226
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,193
This is instructions
on how to remove a bullet.

1227
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,634
- Oh, sorry.
- It's an alt-right militia website,

1228
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,433
so I'm just gonna
ignore the racist stuff.

1229
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,670
- Good. Good, good.
- Yeah?

1230
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,314
Okay. "Step one, sterile gloves."

1231
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,989
Check!

1232
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,196
We're doing the best we can, right?

1233
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,079
Okay. Yeah. We're getting by.

1234
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,754
"Step two."

1235
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,435
Um... Okay. "Disinfect wound."

1236
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,597
Right, yeah.
That's gonna sting, isn't it?

1237
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,080
Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.

1238
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,480
- Let's do it.
- Okay?

1239
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,556
That smarts, huh?

1240
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,473
Yeah.

1241
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,597
Gonna administer anesthetic.

1242
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,752
- We don't have that.
- Just gonna skip that one. Okay.

1243
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,513
"Step four,
apply pressure above the wound."

1244
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,592
Here, you squeeze that there.

1245
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:23,716
- I got it.
- Great. Thank you.

1246
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,360
We're just gonna
make two tiny incisions...

1247
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,954
- Oh, my God.
- On either side of the wound.

1248
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,236
Easy-peasy. Huh?

1249
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,715
This is fun, huh?

1250
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,672
- Are you having fun?
- No.

1251
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:34,870
Let's get the bullet.

1252
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,314
- Okay. Here we go.
- Let's get in there and get it.

1253
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,517
- Nice and small, nice and small, baby.
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.

1254
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:39,670
Tiny, teeny.

1255
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,750
That's not small. That's really big!

1256
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:46,956
So big?

1257
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,157
Way too big, baby.
It's a bullet, not a grapefruit.

1258
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,391
I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
This is my first time. I don't know...

1259
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,960
Oh, there's so much blood.

1260
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,472
- No, no. Don't you start doing that.
- No, you're gonna make...

1261
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:01,996
- I'm sorry.
- Stop it.

1262
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,474
I'm looking at you,
and you're making me...

1263
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,914
Well, don't look at me.
I won't look at it.

1264
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,759
- Push through. Let's go.
- Okay. All right, okay.

1265
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:07,830
- No more cutting.
- Oh, shit.

1266
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,030
Just get the tweezers
and get the bullet out, baby.

1267
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,349
Shit, shit, shit. Um...

1268
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,557
- What? What happened?
- Phone went to sleep.

1269
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,869
You gotta set it so that thing stays on.

1270
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,110
- No. My phone doesn't do that.
- Sure it does.

1271
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,520
Same phone as mine. Just change it.

1272
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,876
Just gonna touch it with my nose
every 30 seconds. It's fine.

1273
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,360
Don't be afraid of your phone.
Get in there, go to the settings,

1274
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,114
go to "Display" and change the timing
so that it doesn't revert to sleep mode.

1275
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,236
- Revert?
- Yeah.

1276
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,913
What are you, Steve Jobs?
I'm not reverting anything. No.

1277
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,036
No, I'm just
unafraid of my phone, honey.

1278
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,110
It's so fucking simple.

1279
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,319
Shh! Quiet. I know what I'm doing, okay?

1280
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:31,715
Do you?

1281
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,790
Yes.

1282
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,753
- Here we go. Here we go.
<i>- Here she goes.</i>

1283
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,400
<i>You're like a dolphin.</i>

1284
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,279
All right. This part's gonna hurt.

1285
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,590
I don't... I don't doubt it.

1286
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,160
Okay, let's do this.

1287
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:42,590
Okay.

1288
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:44,955
Ooh... Oh, wait.

1289
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,510
What is that?

1290
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:47,870
You hear that?

1291
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,514
What's that sound? What's that sound?

1292
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,829
Is that the bullet?

1293
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,276
- That's bone!
- What?

1294
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,919
That's not right.

1295
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,195
Okay. Um, what do the racists say
if you can't find the bullet?

1296
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,600
Yeah, that's bone. You got the bone.

1297
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,712
I'm looking at my bone. Look right here.

1298
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,952
Max, did you get shot twice?

1299
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,276
That's the exit wound.

1300
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,314
Oh, it came out!

1301
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,920
Yup. Nothing to remove.

1302
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,275
The bullet has exited the arm.

1303
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,595
Well, let's just sew
that sucker up, huh?

1304
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,670
Yeah.

1305
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,600
No, no. Honey, don't, don't look at...

1306
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,716
Stop it.

1307
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,190
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

1308
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,989
Now, the Bulgarian's guys have Brooks,
and the only way to save him

1309
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,391
is to get that egg
from this Marlon Freeman guy.

1310
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,075
I can't believe your brother's been
lying to us this whole time.

1311
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,879
He's even cooler than we thought.

1312
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,350
Honey, I think you sewed my arm
to my sleeve.

1313
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,557
I didn't even know
Morgan Freeman collected Fabergé eggs.

1314
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,438
Aren't those worth millions of dollars?

1315
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,477
It's Marlon Freeman,
but that's just an alias.

1316
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,631
Somehow, we gotta find out
his real name, find out his address.

1317
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,871
- Police computer.
- What do you mean?

1318
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,031
I once dated this girl
whose father was a cop.

1319
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,077
She showed me her dad's police computer.

1320
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,959
It has a database with
every known alias on it.

1321
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,680
I bet we could find Marlon Wayans'
real name on it.

1322
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,320
So, if we called her up, would she
let you go on her dad's computer?

1323
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,710
No. No. No way! That ended badly.

1324
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,799
So how are we gonna get into a police
computer without the cops knowing?

1325
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,200
- Billy Bob Thornton!
<i>- What?</i>

1326
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,317
- What?
- You slept with Billy Bob, didn't you?

1327
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:15,758
Hang on. Hang on. I know
where we can get on a police computer.

1328
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,111
- Hey!
- Gary!

1329
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,800
Goodness.

1330
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,437
To what do
Bastian and I owe the pleasure?

1331
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,000
Well, we were all just talking,

1332
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,914
and we realized
we haven't had a game night in ages,

1333
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,639
just the seven of us.

1334
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:30,710
So...

1335
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,757
I thought you were going
to your brother's house.

1336
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:33,990
I never said that.

1337
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,197
Come on, Gare Bear.
Live a little! It's the weekend!

1338
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,398
We were just saying how you were always
better at games than Debbie was.

1339
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,676
I'll thank you
not to besmirch my ex-wife.

1340
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,600
That woman is an angel.

1341
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:47,913
Oh. Yeah, she was much better at games
than you.

1342
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:54,477
I will admit I have eagerly awaited
a visit such as this.

1343
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:01,835
Where'd he go?

1344
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,994
Do we follow him?

1345
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,275
It seems like it.

1346
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:06,999
- Ryan, you go first.
- I'm scared.

1347
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,229
Help yourself to popped corn
with sea salt.

1348
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,152
Oh! Oh!

1349
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,520
<i>Yummy, yummy.</i>

1350
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,635
I can't believe that you read my mind.
I was craving popcorn.

1351
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,110
You have a framed photo of game night?

1352
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:30,109
Doesn't everyone have photographs
of their best friends in their homes?

1353
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,956
<i>Of course. We do.</i>

1354
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,313
Max, uh, you wanna go first?

1355
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,278
Okay, I'll start. I'll do it.

1356
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,115
Oh. There's a loose one.

1357
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,590
Always in the middle.
That's where you wanna go.

1358
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,080
Can I use your john real quick?

1359
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,550
Of course.
It's the end of the hall, next to our...

1360
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,839
My bedroom.

1361
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,356
Okay.

1362
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,553
Oh, no, Gary.

1363
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,716
So, Sarah, how long have you two
been a couple?

1364
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,029
Oh, no! No, we're not. We just...

1365
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,278
We work together. I wouldn't, um...
I wouldn't do that thing.

1366
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:01,833
I see. I thought I detected a certain
chemistry between the two of you.

1367
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,520
No. No way.

1368
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,311
- No, that's not...
- Mmm. Mmm.

1369
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,270
Then again, I'm not the best judge
of chemistry in the world.

1370
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:20,390
Hmm.

1371
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,673
Oh, because your wife left you.

1372
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,469
Oh, shit.

1373
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,351
Hello, Donald Anderton.

1374
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,357
Oh!

1375
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:52,557
So many possible moves.
I just don't know where to begin.

1376
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:56,119
Um, maybe... Ooh...

1377
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,920
- Decision-making.
- Come on, Annie. Just make up your mind.

1378
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,639
- No!
- Please! No?

1379
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,793
Yup, take your time.

1380
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,679
Oh, Brooks. What have you
gotten yourself into?

1381
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:02,034
Oh, shit. Where did you
come from, little guy?

1382
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,280
Son of a bitch.
Hey! What are you, a vampire?

1383
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,160
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1384
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,397
Oh, my God. Has that got it?

1385
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,440
No, that doesn't got it.
God damn it. Come on!

1386
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:25,950
No!

1387
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:28,830
I should go check on him.

1388
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,195
I think he's fine.

1389
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,553
- He cried out.
- Tell me about Debbie.

1390
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,629
I beg your pardon.

1391
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:42,832
Oh, just I... I never met her.
I'd love to hear all about her.

1392
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,234
Where do I begin?

1393
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,995
All right, you wanna take a bath?
We'll take a little bath.

1394
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:02,951
There we go. Okay.
All right. Here we go.

1395
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,034
There we go, huh? Huh?

1396
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:10,715
Oh, it's so much worse.

1397
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:14,837
Oh, God. And what did I do to this?
What the fuck is this thing?

1398
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,476
Oh, Debbie.

1399
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:18,755
Oh!

1400
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,755
Okay. Fuck this.

1401
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,192
Hey, guys, Gary was right.
It's awful late.

1402
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,590
Let's get home, get to bed, huh?
Get out of his hair.

1403
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,876
We haven't finished the game.
It's your turn, Max.

1404
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:37,269
Oh, my turn, huh?

1405
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,955
Okay, be careful now, Max.
Oh!

1406
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:41,759
Well, game over. I went in a little hot.

1407
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,833
- Why did you...
- Thanks! Good to see you, Gary.

1408
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,117
When shall we play next?

1409
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,193
Soon. We'll call you.

1410
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,919
Bastian. Baby!

1411
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:03,720
So, how are we supposed to get this egg
out of Donald Anderton's house?

1412
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,439
I don't know. I'm gonna figure it out.

1413
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,160
"Unknown Caller." Please don't be Gary.

1414
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,835
- Hello?
<i>- We have your brother.</i>

1415
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:13,870
Um...

1416
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,474
Okay. Uh, we know where the egg is,

1417
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:16,676
and we're actually
on our way there right now.

1418
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,473
We can do a swap, okay?
Please don't hurt Brooks.

1419
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:22,474
<i>Meet us on the East 4th Street bridge
at midnight. If you're late, he dies.</i>

1420
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,994
- Oh, my God.
- Um...

1421
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:27,120
Boy, that's less than an hour from now.

1422
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,630
Hello?

1423
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,872
What's up with this guy's voice?
He sounds like a monster.

1424
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,793
He's using a voice changer, Ryan.

1425
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,190
He still sounds like a scary monster.

1426
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,275
And we are here.

1427
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:45,870
All right. You guys head home,

1428
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,235
and I will call as soon
as I get the egg, all right?

1429
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,471
What? Wait a second. Wait.
I'm going with you.

1430
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,632
No, Annie. It could be very, very
dangerous in there, okay?

1431
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,951
Listen, Brooks shouldn't have
dragged any of us into this,

1432
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,713
but he is my brother,
and it's up to me to fix it.

1433
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,871
No, bullshit!
We're all in this together!

1434
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,077
No, no, no. Max is right.
You guys should go home,

1435
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,436
but you and I are doing this.

1436
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,956
Okay, what happens
if you guys don't make it out?

1437
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,316
We don't come to game night because
we're dying to play charades and shit.

1438
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,675
We come because we love you guys.

1439
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,877
Honestly, this is
the best part of our week.

1440
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,112
Mine, too. And I have
a lot of options on the weekend.

1441
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,271
Wow. You guys...

1442
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,392
Thank you. That's very nice.

1443
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,918
Aw, good friends.

1444
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:24,832
You should probably go, though, right?
I mean, you don't even know us.

1445
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,799
Yeah, why are you still here?

1446
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,237
Oh, I don't know.
I just got caught up in it.

1447
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,312
Also, if I go home now,

1448
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,153
and then I read in the newspaper
tomorrow that you all died,

1449
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:38,200
I'll just... I'll feel shit that I left,
so I'm gonna stick around.

1450
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,997
You still read the newspaper?

1451
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,958
That's what you got from that?

1452
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,032
How are we gonna get into this place?

1453
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,917
Go! Go! Go! Go!

1454
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,840
Okay.

1455
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,313
Looks like they got a party going on.
This could be good.

1456
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,989
Where is everybody?

1457
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:32,909
No way!

1458
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,557
It's some kind of rich guy's fight club.

1459
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,474
I knew it. They are real.

1460
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,590
Come on!

1461
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,391
That's my Boomer! That's my Boomer!

1462
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,112
Man, this is some
<i>Django Unchained</i> bullshit.

1463
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,190
Water!

1464
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:14,477
That's my boy! Good boy! Good boy!

1465
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,831
Rich people are fucked up!

1466
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,151
Kramer, get Logan ready!

1467
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,154
Okay, minimum buy in is now 10 grand.

1468
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:23,714
Okay, I think we should split up.

1469
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:24,996
Yeah. And let's start upstairs.

1470
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,992
Anybody finds the egg,
just text the others, okay?

1471
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:28,958
And for God's sake, be careful with it.
All right?

1472
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,030
Got you. I got it.

1473
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,276
Be safe.

1474
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:34,715
What are you...
What are you doing?

1475
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,155
Who says the egg isn't in here?

1476
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,959
Also, I have a really good feeling
about Logan.

1477
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,352
Egg, egg, egg.
Wow! This is some bedroom.

1478
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,034
Does it remind you
of your celebrity boyfriend's?

1479
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,350
Are you still on this?

1480
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:49,040
Yes, I'm still on this, Michelle.
That's all I can think about.

1481
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,190
And that's saying a lot,

1482
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,398
considering we got <i>Eyes Wide Fight Club</i>
going on downstairs.

1483
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,353
Why is this so important to you?

1484
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:59,110
Because, Michelle, look,
I am losing my mind here. Okay?

1485
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:00,680
We were broken up at the time.

1486
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:04,151
I got a hand job from Karen Waller,
so you had every right to.

1487
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:05,635
So why not just tell me?

1488
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:09,757
Okay, fine.

1489
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:13,000
<i>It was 10 years ago.</i>

1490
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,910
<i>I was at a gas station,
and I noticed a guy at the next pump.</i>

1491
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:22,231
<i>It was Denzel Washington.</i>

1492
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,709
Hold up.

1493
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:27,311
It actually was Denzel?

1494
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:28,470
Yeah.

1495
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,393
<i>He was really nice.</i>

1496
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:38,269
<i>He made some joke about how premium gas
is probably the same as regular.</i>

1497
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,955
<i>I took a chance, and I asked him
if he wanted to get drinks.</i>

1498
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,269
<i>He said yes.</i>

1499
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,434
<i>We both got a little tipsy.</i>

1500
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,273
<i>I offered to pay for drinks,
and he let me,</i>

1501
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,880
<i>which I thought was pretty cool.</i>

1502
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,710
<i>We danced for hours.</i>

1503
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,033
<i>Eventually, we ended up
back at his place,</i>

1504
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,073
<i>and one thing led to another.</i>

1505
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,953
It was just
this crazy thing that happened,

1506
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,713
and, in a weird way, it made me realize

1507
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,237
the only person
I ever wanna be with is you.

1508
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,070
Nah.

1509
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,040
Nah. I don't believe it.

1510
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,959
- Oh, you...
- Mmm-mmm.

1511
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,918
Well, I took a picture with him
at the club.

1512
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,833
I put it in a hidden folder.

1513
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,036
Denzel and Michelle.

1514
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,320
Yeah, baby, that's not Denzel.

1515
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:30,829
Yeah, it is.

1516
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,150
Mmm. No, it's not.

1517
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,636
Dude looks a lot like Denzel,

1518
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,470
but, uh, it's not him.

1519
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,836
You're crazy. That's...
Look at that, that's Denzel.

1520
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,912
Okay, let me ask you this.
Did he say he was Denzel?

1521
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,520
Well, no.

1522
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,080
He tried to introduce himself,
and I cut him off

1523
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,470
because I told him I knew who he was.

1524
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,111
- What kind of car did he drive?
- A BMW.

1525
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,429
- Hmm.
- Three series.

1526
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,240
Mmm. What was his place like?

1527
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,396
It... It was a two-bedroom condo.

1528
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:06,798
And he used the, um, spare room
as an office, so...

1529
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:08,913
Do you hear
what you're saying right now?

1530
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,639
Hold on, let me see.

1531
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,836
When you zoom in,
the nose gives it away, right?

1532
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,400
- God damn!
- Mmm-hmm.

1533
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,473
Look, don't beat yourself up about it,
okay? There is some good news.

1534
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:22,360
If you wanna get with Denzel, huh,

1535
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,477
he's standing right here!

1536
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:29,351
Because the real Denzel
ain't got shit on me.

1537
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:37,200
I mean, how does this monster have
five kids? We don't get to have one.

1538
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,116
Well, his wife looks like
she's about 15.

1539
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,551
Uh... Yeah. My sperm are fine.

1540
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:45,916
Right, right. No, I know, honey.
We're just gonna...

1541
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,676
We're gonna keep plugging away
until something sticks, okay?

1542
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:52,514
Gee, you really sound like a guy
who wants to have a kid.

1543
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,676
Well, you know, I'm just...

1544
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,918
I'm a little distracted right now,
honey, as you might imagine.

1545
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,710
Look, if you're not into this,
you kind of gotta tell me.

1546
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,310
Listen.

1547
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,152
I wanna have a baby,
but how do I explain this? Um...

1548
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,040
Do you remember how we used to play
<i>Pac-Man</i> at Fisker Lanes,

1549
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,156
and we could play all night?

1550
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,436
Do you remember, this one time,
I made it all the way up to level 86,

1551
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,830
- and you were not too far behind, right?
- Eighty-five, but...

1552
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,354
And then I kicked your ass at <i>Galaga.</i>

1553
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,272
- So anyway, what is the point?
- Mmm... Anyway,

1554
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,272
do you remember
how we stayed alive so long?

1555
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,272
All we did was we ate the pellets.

1556
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,080
We never ate the fruit
because the fruit is how they get you.

1557
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,274
Oh, you're doing a metaphor!

1558
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:30,840
Yes, but here's the problem.

1559
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,389
No matter how long you and I
stayed alive in the game,

1560
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,312
neither one of us ever made it
up to the leader board.

1561
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,752
And you think if we have a baby,

1562
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:40,240
we'll be officially settling down,

1563
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,710
and you'll never make it
onto the leader board of life?

1564
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,393
That's such a good metaphor.

1565
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,756
Yeah, no, it's not.
It's kind of bullshit.

1566
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,830
Why?

1567
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,718
- What are we, 16 years old?
- No.

1568
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:52,554
You wanna go backpacking
through Europe? Huh?

1569
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,554
You wanna, like, have some wine coolers
on a football field

1570
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,313
with Rebecca De Mornay?

1571
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,153
Not specifically.

1572
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,880
You know
who's always gone for the fruit, Max?

1573
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:06,239
Your criminal brother, and that is why
the ghosts are about to eat him!

1574
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,119
Look who's embracing the metaphor.

1575
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,680
I'm so... I'm... Wow.

1576
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,834
You know what? All this time,
I've just been thinking

1577
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:17,039
that if I helped you beat Brooks,
you would be less stressed.

1578
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:20,591
But you don't wanna beat Brooks.
You wanna be Brooks.

1579
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:24,518
I'm gonna look somewhere else.

1580
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,596
Come on, Logan! Boomer ain't shit!

1581
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,160
Hey, ADHD!

1582
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:42,560
We're supposed to be looking for the...

1583
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:48,000
Holy shit. I'm right again.

1584
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:51,713
Wait, where are you going?

1585
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,712
Everybody's watching the fight.
I'm gonna go grab it.

1586
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,634
- No, don't fucking...
- Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.

1587
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:09,670
<i>Kill him!</i>

1588
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,592
Oh, shit!

1589
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:18,230
Who the hell are you?

1590
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:20,270
Me?

1591
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,353
Yeah. Who are you?
And what are you doing with my egg?

1592
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,271
Oh. I was just admiring it.

1593
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:30,400
I got a bunch of these fancy-pants eggs
back at home. In my mansion.

1594
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,116
- Uh-huh.
- This one's ugly. Hmm.

1595
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,040
Does anybody know this guy?

1596
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:41,798
I certainly hope so.
I'm the CEO of Cyberdyne Systems.

1597
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,439
I should go.

1598
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:45,515
Boomer, take him down.

1599
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:47,557
Everyone hold on a goddamn second!

1600
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,270
Boomer!

1601
01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,150
Hey, any luck yet?

1602
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,436
- No.
- You?

1603
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:04,560
Go! Go! Go! I got it! I got it!
Let's go! Come on!

1604
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:15,796
Sorry. Sorry.

1605
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,155
Hey, Ryan! Ryan!

1606
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,875
Oh, shit.

1607
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:20,560
No!

1608
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,074
Okay, okay.

1609
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:23,514
Shit!

1610
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:30,031
Michelle, I'm open! Hit me.
Hit me. Baby.

1611
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:33,720
- Oh-ho-ho!
- Security!

1612
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,200
No, you don't.

1613
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,354
Holy shit!

1614
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:38,669
Kev, up here! Throw it!

1615
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:39,750
I got it!

1616
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,716
Oh! Oh, my God, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes!

1617
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:47,155
Oh, no! No! No! Get away! Get away!

1618
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,753
Okay. Oh!

1619
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:54,560
<i>Go to the other side!</i>

1620
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:55,994
Oh, my God!

1621
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:58,037
<i>Annie! Annie, where are you?</i>

1622
01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:00,840
- Max! Max!
<i>- Over here! Hey!</i>

1623
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,035
<i>No, no, no!</i>

1624
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:12,589
Get off me!

1625
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:17,510
<i>No!</i>

1626
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,592
That was easy.

1627
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,759
Oh.

1628
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,432
Man, glass tables
are acting weird tonight.

1629
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:35,919
Go, go, go!

1630
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,113
Get in! Get in the van!

1631
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,793
Get in, get in, get in!

1632
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,917
Get them! Get them!

1633
01:11:57,440 --> 01:12:00,831
So, you don't wanna have a baby,
so we can do more shit like that?

1634
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:03,632
No. No.

1635
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,191
Is that the fruit
you were thinking about?

1636
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:08,238
Mmm-mmm.
That's not the fruit. No.

1637
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:09,914
Hey, thanks for the assist.

1638
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:11,560
Yeah.

1639
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:14,396
I don't even know why
I really did it.

1640
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,634
Do you think
it's 'cause you're falling for me?

1641
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,150
I...

1642
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:22,713
Not... Not sure.

1643
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,635
Ugh. I was joking.

1644
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,359
Oh. Okay. Yeah.

1645
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,357
Aren't you gonna say
you were joking, too?

1646
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,749
Do you want me to?

1647
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,195
- Oh, my God, you're making this weird.
- No, I'm not.

1648
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:34,874
- Stop it.
- Okay, fine.

1649
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:36,917
It's two minutes to 12:00.
Where the hell is this bridge?

1650
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:40,118
GPS says it's right around here,
but I don't see it.

1651
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:41,998
Oh, oh. Oh. There it is. 4th Street.

1652
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:43,196
Oh, shit!

1653
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,472
- Oh, my!
- That's great.

1654
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:54,157
That's great.
Now they're gonna kill my brother.

1655
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:57,270
Oh, God!

1656
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,240
Hold on.

1657
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:03,438
I'm not an expert,
but these gems look plastic to me.

1658
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,716
"Made in China."
Is this thing not even real?

1659
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,598
Maybe just that sticker
was made in China.

1660
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:08,716
- Let's let them talk.
- Can I see?

1661
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,839
<i>Hey, why would the Bulgarian
ask Brooks to bring him a fake egg?</i>

1662
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,913
Uh, I don't think he wanted
an egg at all.

1663
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,993
I think he wanted
what was inside the egg.

1664
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,077
"WITSEC." What is that?

1665
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:22,236
Um...

1666
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,993
We could ask them?

1667
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:43,198
You tell anyone
we were coming here?

1668
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:44,680
No.

1669
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:45,990
I've got your egg.

1670
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,070
You do?

1671
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:48,640
Yeah, but we broke it.

1672
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,234
- What?
- Well, it was a fake.

1673
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,919
But we have the list of names
that was inside.

1674
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,400
That's what you wanted, right?

1675
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,871
Okay. Get on the ground.

1676
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:00,758
We've got what you want.
Can't you just let us go?

1677
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:03,116
I said, "On the ground!"

1678
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,759
You, too, playboy, get over there.
Get on the ground.

1679
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:06,956
<i>Yeah.</i>

1680
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:08,156
<i>None of that
child pose bullshit, either.</i>

1681
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:12,000
The Bulgarian's gonna kill me,
probably you guys, too.

1682
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:13,389
Why did you come here?

1683
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,399
Because you're my brother,
and I can't just let you die,

1684
01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:16,550
even though you might deserve it.

1685
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,797
Yeah, it's me. We got them all here.

1686
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,555
You're unbelievable, you know that?

1687
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,871
You've always
been a better person than me.

1688
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,633
You gotta shut up. Okay?

1689
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:28,713
Listen. I'm a fraud, Max.

1690
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,554
I'm not the carefree dude
that wins at everything he touches.

1691
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:34,075
You know how I win?
I cheat. I cheat at everything.

1692
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,277
I even cheated when we were kids
playing <i>Battleship.</i>

1693
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,229
What?

1694
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,791
Didn't you ever wonder why I made you
sit with your back to the TV?

1695
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,679
It was so I could see your ships
in the reflection.

1696
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:49,276
I mean, I even took five grand
every time we played <i>Monopoly</i>

1697
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:50,874
before we even started playing the game.

1698
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:54,431
I cheated at the <i>Game of Life.</i>
And at the game of life.

1699
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,920
You son of a bitch.

1700
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,196
- You son of a bitch!
<i>- Sit down.</i>

1701
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,158
- What about you, Princess?
- I don't have anything.

1702
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:04,757
But it didn't stop there
because, when we grew up, Max,

1703
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,116
you went off to college, and I...

1704
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:10,237
You got a career.

1705
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:13,035
You married the greatest girl
in the world.

1706
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:15,032
I knew I couldn't keep up
with that success.

1707
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,078
So I...

1708
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,397
I told everyone that I got a job
on Wall Street.

1709
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:20,960
And I did.

1710
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,914
Selling coke to traders.

1711
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:26,430
You didn't invest in Panera?

1712
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:28,000
I ate at Panera.

1713
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:29,719
Jesus Christ.

1714
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,598
What's going on?

1715
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:33,478
But that's why I've been trying
to make it up to you.

1716
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:34,880
That's what this whole game night
was about.

1717
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:37,953
See, I had it rigged
so that you'd finally win.

1718
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,913
The last clue was gonna lead you...

1719
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,320
Your jacket pocket.

1720
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:54,514
Huh.

1721
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:58,673
Surprise!

1722
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:04,839
I even managed to fuck that up, though.
I'm so sorry.

1723
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:06,912
I'm so sorry, Max.

1724
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,951
I think we're gonna be okay, though.
I got a feeling.

1725
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:12,235
You want us to kill them all?

1726
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,356
What?

1727
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:16,033
- Okay.
<i>- Wait, wait. Just let us go.</i>

1728
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:17,236
We won't tell anyone anything.

1729
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:18,959
We got you the list!

1730
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,715
- What the fuck, man?
- Fuck! God damn it!

1731
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:24,949
- Oh, shit. The fuzz.
- Fuck, man!

1732
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,360
Freeze!

1733
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:27,636
<i>Gary?</i>

1734
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:28,756
Don't even think about it, pig.

1735
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:30,399
Can't say I care for that nomenclature.

1736
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:34,796
Get down!

1737
01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:37,393
Come on, bitch!

1738
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:39,950
Motherfucker!

1739
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:46,120
God damn it!

1740
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:55,674
Hey, isn't that your neighbor?

1741
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:57,355
<i>When did Gary get so cool?</i>

1742
01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:58,476
Oh, my God!

1743
01:16:58,560 --> 01:16:59,676
Everybody okay?

1744
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:01,393
- You're a cool-ass cat, Gary.
- You all right?

1745
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,073
Fine, thank you,

1746
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:07,590
though, in sliding, my belt buckle
may have inadvertently scratched

1747
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:09,239
the finish of my squad car.

1748
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,913
How did you know we were in trouble?

1749
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,151
The nocturnal <i>Jenga</i> game,

1750
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,236
my blood-spattered marital souvenirs,

1751
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:19,990
and Max's curious search history
piqued my interest.

1752
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,436
- Right. Oh, God.
- You, uh...

1753
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:24,239
You saved our lives.

1754
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:25,470
Thank you.

1755
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:27,349
Just doing my job.

1756
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:30,310
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

1757
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,471
- Shit!
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

1758
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:34,716
Gary!

1759
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:37,753
<i>Hello? I need an ambulance.
Officer down.</i>

1760
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:39,314
- Oh, shit!
- Hang in there, pal.

1761
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:40,754
<i>Hang on. Hang on, pal.</i>

1762
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:41,956
Hang on. You're gonna be all right.

1763
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:43,156
We're gonna get you to a hospital.

1764
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:44,879
Okay, look at me. Gary, look.

1765
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,917
You have got a lot to live for, okay?

1766
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:47,990
Do I?

1767
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,560
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

1768
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,518
I have no wife.

1769
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,633
- No friends.
- That's not true.

1770
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:55,916
No, don't say that.

1771
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:57,799
- You got us. We're your friends.
- You've got us.

1772
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:02,432
You don't even like
spending time with me.

1773
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:03,840
Yes, we do. We just...

1774
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:05,593
We've been a little selfish. That's all.

1775
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:07,353
- Right, right.
- You know, I'm sorry about that.

1776
01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:08,430
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1777
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:10,318
- Bastian.
- Huh?

1778
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:14,275
Someone please take care of Bastian.

1779
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:17,512
Gary, you are gonna take care of Bastian
yourself, okay?

1780
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:18,716
Listen, soon as you get out
of the hospital,

1781
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:20,439
you're gonna come to every single
game night we have.

1782
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,320
Don't...

1783
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:24,750
Yeah?

1784
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,753
Don't you ever

1785
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,592
exclude me again.

1786
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:34,559
- Never exclude you again, pal.
- No.

1787
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:38,630
- Oh, God. What is that?
- What's that?

1788
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,677
Is that a blood clot?

1789
01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:43,550
It's a blood capsule.

1790
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,313
- Huh?
- A blood capsule?

1791
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:49,910
And that is how
you do a game night.

1792
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:54,630
What?

1793
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,399
I've duped you all.

1794
01:18:58,480 --> 01:18:59,470
Wha...

1795
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,677
Hold on a second. Are you telling me
that this whole thing was a game?

1796
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:07,469
- What? What?
- Damn!

1797
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:08,550
Shit!

1798
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:10,399
I'm sorry. They got up. They got up.

1799
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:12,711
When I learned you stopped inviting me
to your game nights,

1800
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:15,599
I hijacked
Brooks's murder mystery party,

1801
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,512
and I staged a kidnapping of my own.

1802
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,080
You gotta be kidding me.

1803
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:22,358
What better way to prove my worth
as a game night participant?

1804
01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:24,477
Well, what about these dudes?
Are they actors?

1805
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:26,517
Oh, no. They're... They're felons.

1806
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:27,590
Felons?

1807
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,273
I was able to shave some time off
of their parole

1808
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,556
in exchange
for this little side project.

1809
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:32,916
We square now?

1810
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,320
Thank you, gentlemen.

1811
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:35,675
That lady hit me with the car.

1812
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:37,319
Hey, what the hell kind of psycho
are you?

1813
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:39,995
You put us through all this,
just for your own amusement?

1814
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:43,437
No, no. Just the opposite.
For your amusement.

1815
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:44,670
Did everyone have fun?

1816
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,439
- No! No.
- Yeah. No.

1817
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,159
No fun! I got shot!

1818
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:49,310
By me!

1819
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:51,960
I don't see how that's possible.
My men were using blanks.

1820
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,997
Well, that was my gun.
It was a real gun.

1821
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,754
So, this whole thing, the Fabergé egg,

1822
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,354
the Bulgarian, that was you?

1823
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:01,110
You've lost me.

1824
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,351
The egg, the WITSEC list?

1825
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,477
It's all you. All part of your game?

1826
01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:11,595
This is a list of people in
the Federal Witness Protection program.

1827
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:12,796
How did you get this?

1828
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:15,270
From inside the egg.
Stop fucking with us. It's over!

1829
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:18,080
I'm not fudging with you.
I honestly have no idea what...

1830
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:22,436
Oh, boy. Yikes!

1831
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,039
- I mean, how stupid do you think we are?
- Hey, Max.

1832
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,157
Gang, are we looking
at the big twist here?

1833
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,754
He gets shot again!

1834
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:31,435
And by who? A couple of new characters
you introduce at the last minute.

1835
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:33,034
Dude, you've jumped the shark!

1836
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,713
Do you go to the magic shop

1837
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,598
- to buy a bunch of these little bullets?
- No.

1838
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:40,474
Hang on.

1839
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:43,519
This is Officer Kingsbury.
We got a 10-00 on the 4th Street.

1840
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,751
Which one of you is Brooks Davis?

1841
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:54,200
It's funny.
You don't look like an asshole.

1842
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,997
Do I look like an asshole to you?

1843
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:58,630
No.

1844
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,996
One of us has to be the asshole
in this transaction

1845
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,675
because otherwise I'd have my egg,
and you'd have your money.

1846
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:07,117
But instead, we've wasted our night
tracking you down.

1847
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:10,599
Now, we're gonna have to kill you.

1848
01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,319
- What? No, no, no, no.
- What?

1849
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:14,114
Mr. Bulgarian, I'm assuming?

1850
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:17,159
Hi, I'm Max.
I'm Brooks's brother.

1851
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,311
And, you know, look. He screwed up.

1852
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:20,595
- Right? You got greedy.
- Oh, yeah.

1853
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:21,716
He admits it.

1854
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:23,678
Good news is, though,
that we got your egg.

1855
01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:26,516
It is broken. Uh, my screw up.

1856
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,069
But, um, I got the list.

1857
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:30,958
<i>which I bet you've been after
this whole time.</i>

1858
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:32,030
What about this?

1859
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:34,032
How about

1860
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:38,674
you take this list for free,
and we all go our separate ways?

1861
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,717
Nobody gets hurt.

1862
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,759
Uh, except the poor folks on this list,
I'm guessing.

1863
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,076
Okay.

1864
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:48,750
Okay?

1865
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:51,440
Deal. Makes perfect sense.

1866
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,273
No, no. You give him that list,
he's gonna kill me.

1867
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:54,880
That's nonsense.

1868
01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,632
What the hell is wrong with you?

1869
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:02,077
I'm just trying to buy myself some time.

1870
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:05,232
Not much. We're just gonna
cut it out of you on the jet. Take him.

1871
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,473
Don't follow us, Max. I'm serious!

1872
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:12,677
I'm not worried about that.

1873
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:17,800
You just letting them go?

1874
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:19,951
Yeah, they've done nothing wrong.

1875
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:22,072
Only this one.

1876
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:23,834
- Let's go.
- Don't follow us!

1877
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:25,957
Gary! He's breathing.

1878
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:29,316
You know, the only private air terminal
around here is at Conway.

1879
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:30,959
Yeah. How are we gonna get there?

1880
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:32,880
Brooks's house is
not that far from here.

1881
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:34,076
But our car's not there.

1882
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:36,430
Yeah, it is.

1883
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:49,040
You know, you don't have to do this
because I can just poop it out.

1884
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:53,191
We're not gonna go digging
through your feces. That's disgusting!

1885
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:55,357
Now, hold still
while I cut your stomach open.

1886
01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:56,760
No, no! No! Whoa!

1887
01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,315
What the hell?

1888
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:03,398
- Is that...
- That's my brother.

1889
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,039
Get us in the air.

1890
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:06,110
Now!

1891
01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:18,276
- Hold on!
- Oh!

1892
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:23,195
- You all right?
- Yeah, you?

1893
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:24,396
- Yup, good.
- Okay.

1894
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,673
Okay, okay. What's our plan?

1895
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,160
I have one idea.

1896
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:34,516
It's so crazy, though, baby,
it just might work.

1897
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:35,716
You're gonna
crash the car into the plane,

1898
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:37,632
like Liam Neeson in <i>Taken 3?</i>

1899
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,593
He did that in <i>Taken 3,</i> huh?

1900
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:45,879
- All right, are you ready? Here we go!
- Uh-huh.

1901
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:49,233
Oh, my God!

1902
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,353
Uh, you missed it.

1903
01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:55,590
Thanks, baby.

1904
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:01,750
Brooks, we're coming!

1905
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:02,910
Whoo!

1906
01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:24,631
Well, at least I got
to drive it for 10 minutes.

1907
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:27,996
Oh, my God.

1908
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,276
- We have to hide.
- Yeah.

1909
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:30,556
Okay. Go.

1910
01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:33,792
Oh, shit! Shit! Shit!

1911
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:35,599
Go, go, go! It's stuck.

1912
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:38,030
Fuck!

1913
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:40,360
<i>God damn it!</i>

1914
01:24:58,320 --> 01:24:59,595
Where you at, lady?

1915
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:01,672
Come on, you little bitch.

1916
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:04,472
<i>I know you're back here somewhere.</i>

1917
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,799
Let's end this shit.
I won't kill you. Come out!

1918
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:11,718
<i>Come on, get your ass out here!</i>

1919
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:13,109
Turn on the belt!

1920
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,190
What?

1921
01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,600
<i>- I'm not gonna hurt you.</i>
- Look at the box!

1922
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:18,070
<i>- Let's talk!</i>
- Can you charade it to me?

1923
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:19,992
Charades?

1924
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,796
That's some cute full-circle bullshit.

1925
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:24,519
Here we go. Three words.

1926
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:25,756
Come on, lady.

1927
01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:26,876
Where are you?

1928
01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:30,356
Turn.

1929
01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:31,635
Turn, turn, turn. Turn.

1930
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:33,156
On.

1931
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:36,074
Turn on. Turn on what? Turn on what?

1932
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,671
Turn on belt?

1933
01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:42,400
Turn on belt!

1934
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,591
Boy, that's a slow belt.

1935
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,074
Hey!

1936
01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:08,750
Oh, God! Annie!

1937
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:12,999
Oh, boy, that was...

1938
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:14,230
You saw what I was going for,
though, right?

1939
01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:15,310
Yeah, yeah.

1940
01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:17,671
But then did you see when I hit him
with the fire extinguisher?

1941
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:19,956
- I sure did. I sure did, yeah.
- That was cool, right? Yeah.

1942
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:21,110
- Yeah.
- Great.

1943
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:22,190
Do you want this?

1944
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:24,516
Well, I don't want you to have it,
Calamity Jane.

1945
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:25,795
All right, look.

1946
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,156
I think I saw a hatch
at the top of the plane.

1947
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:29,560
Maybe I can get the drop on him.

1948
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:31,074
- "The drop"?
- Yup, yeah.

1949
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:32,150
Who are you?

1950
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:33,276
Why don't you go use
the emergency phone? Call for help.

1951
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:34,350
I'm gonna do the drop.

1952
01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:36,397
Okay. You're not Liam Neeson!

1953
01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:38,392
- That hurts my feelings!
- I'm sorry!

1954
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:50,233
That's enough of this shit.

1955
01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:11,270
Max!

1956
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,114
I can't get the drop on anyone tonight.

1957
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,395
Put that little knife down!

1958
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,073
Right now! That's it.

1959
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:19,113
Ahh!

1960
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:21,352
Right in my bullet hole.

1961
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:28,153
Come on, come on, come on.

1962
01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:32,950
Shit!

1963
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:38,550
Stop!

1964
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:41,200
Drop it!

1965
01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:44,076
Wait, wait. Um...

1966
01:27:44,440 --> 01:27:47,990
You don't have to do this.
I have kids at home.

1967
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,080
Not with that ass you don't.

1968
01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:51,596
Oh.

1969
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:53,319
Well, thank you.

1970
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:54,710
You're welcome.

1971
01:27:57,680 --> 01:27:59,797
Shit!

1972
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:03,074
Yes!

1973
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:05,872
Oh, no, he died!

1974
01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:38,995
And that's how
you get the drop on someone!

1975
01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:40,150
Oh, my God!

1976
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,400
Oh. Oh!

1977
01:28:42,480 --> 01:28:44,358
- I got you! I got you!
- This is high.

1978
01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:47,156
You're amazing.

1979
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:48,754
- You can cut me loose now.
- Thank you!

1980
01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:50,115
Okay. Okay, okay.

1981
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:52,033
- Uh...
- Yeah. In the bag.

1982
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:53,953
- This? Okay.
- Look in the bag. That's right.

1983
01:28:54,240 --> 01:28:55,469
Okay.

1984
01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:56,916
Oh! Thank you!

1985
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,957
- Okay. You all right?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1986
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:02,910
Whoa.

1987
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,275
<i>Well, look at that.</i>

1988
01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:06,119
<i>You put a bungee cord in your hand,</i>

1989
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:08,157
you go straight to the pervy place,
don't you?

1990
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:09,270
Hey.

1991
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:11,079
You saved my life. Thank you.

1992
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:12,960
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

1993
01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:15,555
I mean, I just saw a man die,
but I'm... I'm okay.

1994
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:18,838
Is that a knife in your bullet hole?

1995
01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:20,559
Uh-huh. Hey. I wanna have a baby.

1996
01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:22,236
Uh, what?

1997
01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:23,549
I used to think that
I wanted Brooks' life,

1998
01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:25,313
but, you know, turns out he was just...

1999
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:26,959
You're a loser. He's a loser.

2000
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:28,076
Uh, guilty.

2001
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:29,674
But us making a family?

2002
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:32,918
That's... That's not pellets.
That's the fruit.

2003
01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:34,799
That's fruit. It's fruit.

2004
01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:36,200
Wait. What's going on?

2005
01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,756
Plus, think about all the dumdums
that have kids, right?

2006
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,400
And think about how much better
our kid is gonna be than their kids.

2007
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:43,352
It's gonna beat their kids
at everything.

2008
01:29:43,480 --> 01:29:44,994
It's taken you this long to see that?

2009
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:46,992
Our baby is gonna crush
every other baby.

2010
01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:48,992
That's right. That's right.
And not in that "peak too early,"

2011
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:50,309
you know, "kid actor" kind of way,
you know?

2012
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:51,390
Mmm-mmm. No.

2013
01:29:51,480 --> 01:29:53,437
We will parcel out
his or her gifts over time.

2014
01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:54,590
- Absolutely.
- Yes.

2015
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:55,955
We gotta teach it Mandarin right away.

2016
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:57,030
'Cause China's the future.

2017
01:29:57,160 --> 01:29:58,389
- It sure is.
- Yeah.

2018
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:00,199
- You're the future.
- Oh, my God.

2019
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:05,114
Hmm?

2020
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:08,515
And that concludes my game night.

2021
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:10,595
What?

2022
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:11,670
It went exactly as I planned.

2023
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,872
You learned every lesson
that I wanted you to.

2024
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:16,792
Trevor, you can get up now.

2025
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,674
I'm just fucking with you, but that
would've been really cool, right?

2026
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:26,194
You're such a dick.

2027
01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:37,997
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey!

2028
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:40,674
- Hey, hey!
- Hey!

2029
01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:43,674
Come on, come on. Hey, thanks
for letting me host again, huh?

2030
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:45,638
Well, it's not like we had a choice.

2031
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:47,553
Only 36 months to go.

2032
01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:48,915
Oh, time will fly.

2033
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,195
- Can I get you a beer?
- Uh, yeah.

2034
01:30:50,280 --> 01:30:51,839
- Come on!
- Hey, listen, Brooks.

2035
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:54,960
I know you're probably feeling
pretty humbled by all of this.

2036
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:58,317
But, honestly, I think you're gonna come
out the other side a much better man.

2037
01:30:58,720 --> 01:30:59,870
Oh! Hey, look.

2038
01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:01,360
I completely agree.

2039
01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:03,113
You remember the WITSEC list
I swallowed?

2040
01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:04,395
- Sure.
- I pooped it out,

2041
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:07,194
sold it for $3 million
on the black market.

2042
01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:09,912
- Are you serious?
- Pretty sweet, huh?

2043
01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:12,632
Brooks, everybody on that list
is gonna get killed.

2044
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:14,120
Oh, no, Max, I'm not a monster.

2045
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:16,516
I tipped everyone off
that they were in danger.

2046
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:18,637
For $20,000 apiece.

2047
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:20,989
You're unbelievable.

2048
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:23,555
Thank you. It's not like
I'm gonna live in this dump forever.

2049
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,280
As soon as this cuff comes off,
I'm gonna buy that house I was renting.

2050
01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:27,680
I'm moving in with Johanna.

2051
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:29,350
There she is.

2052
01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:30,476
Hey, Dr. Chin!

2053
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:32,040
Hey, Max.

2054
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:33,474
- Let's play.
- Yeah.

2055
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:35,430
Uh, <i>The Crying Game?</i>

2056
01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:36,876
Uh, <i>Boys Don't Cry?</i>

2057
01:31:36,960 --> 01:31:38,872
<i>Is that a tear? No, is that the actor?</i>

2058
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:40,235
<i>- Mr. Potato Head.
- Are you drawing the actor?</i>

2059
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,470
<i>- Cry-Baby?</i>
- Yes!

2060
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:42,670
Time!

2061
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,638
- It was <i>The Green Mile.</i>
- What?

2062
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:46,279
How is that <i>The Green Mile?</i>

2063
01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:49,315
This is me at the Regal Cinema crying

2064
01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:51,909
as I did through much of the film.

2065
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,480
How were we supposed to know that, Gary?

2066
01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:57,838
I assume everyone cried
during <i>The Green Mile.</i>

2067
01:31:58,800 --> 01:31:59,790
So, who's next?

2068
01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:00,870
I'll go.

2069
01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:02,280
- Yeah!
- Go, baby!

2070
01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:03,350
- Yeah!
- Nice try, Gary.

2071
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:05,034
And go!

2072
01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:06,636
Uh...

2073
01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:08,234
<i>- It's a rock.
- A bean? A rock!</i>

2074
01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:09,675
<i>- A ball?
- That's a...</i>

2075
01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:10,955
- Burger. Is that a burger?
<i>- Football! Football!</i>

2076
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:12,714
No, oh,
that's a dinner roll, right?

2077
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:13,995
- A bun!
<i>- Bread?</i>

2078
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,878
Is it a bun? Looks like a bun.

2079
01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:16,950
<i>French loaf?</i>

2080
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:19,157
- Is this a motion picture?
<i>- Bun is in a house. On a train.</i>

2081
01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:20,390
Aren't you supposed
to announce it?

2082
01:32:20,480 --> 01:32:22,073
- Microwave?
- It's being cooked. It's in an oven.

2083
01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:23,714
- Bun in the oven!
<i>- Yes, yes, yes!</i>

2084
01:32:23,920 --> 01:32:26,799
Wait. What?

2085
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:28,634
Yes.

2086
01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:30,830
You pregnant?

2087
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:32,400
We did it.

2088
01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:42,796
Oh, my gosh!
They're having a baby!

2089
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:44,519
They're having a baby!

2090
01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:35,395
How you doing?

2091
01:39:35,480 --> 01:39:37,392
<i>- Hi.</i>
- I'm Kenny.

2092
01:39:37,480 --> 01:39:39,073
<i>Nice to meet you, Kenny.</i>

2093
01:39:40,320 --> 01:39:43,233
Usually people cut me off
and say they know who I am.

2094
01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:46,438
<i>- Oh, yeah?</i>
- Yeah. I didn't catch your name.

2095
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:48,794
I'm Debbie.

2096
01:39:58,000 --> 01:39:58,990
English - SDH

2097
01:39:59,305 --> 01:40:05,287
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