1 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,417 Let's get started. 2 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,801 Drive safely. 3 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:03,722 Hello, James. 4 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:07,185 You have one new ride request. 5 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,065 Hello. 6 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:11,523 Ride accepted. Let's ride. 7 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,284 As the sun goes down 8 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,495 and the lights come up on Los Angeles, 9 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,287 you begin to hear the true voices of the city. 10 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:33,332 It's 10:06 P.M., and this is the voice of L.A. 11 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:49,644 In 300 feet, make a right turn onto vine street. 12 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,229 Today what we'll be discussing 13 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,644 is the "big break” and whether an actor 14 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,779 can have multiple big breaks, just one, 15 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:56,968 and is there a time in our career 16 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,653 where we can miss our shot, 17 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,542 which that big break is never gonna come again. 18 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:13,748 In 300 feet, make a left turn. 19 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:27,053 In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Franklin Avenue. 20 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,859 You have arrived. 21 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,320 And thank you for tuning in with us tonight. 22 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:43,031 Stay warm out there, L.A. 23 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,045 Hey, Jessica? 24 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,253 - Yeah, that's me. - I'm your ride. 25 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,542 Cool. 26 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,140 - James. - Nice to meet you. 27 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,977 All right. 28 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,728 Where to? 29 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,686 J just when I thought I'd seen it all j 30 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:18,896 j you came along to rescue me j 31 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:24,907 j you read my writing on the wall j 32 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:29,824 j you found my bottle in the sea j 33 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,162 hey, do you want a water or some gum? 34 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,952 Do they always make you say that? 35 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,166 They do. 36 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:40,004 But in your case, uh, l mean it. 37 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,886 Uh, no. Thank you. I'm okay. 38 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,258 How long you been riding with us? 39 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,393 About six months. 40 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,600 I use it a lot between, you know, not wanting to park 41 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,890 and wanting a couple drinks. 42 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,524 Yeah, that's cool. 43 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,312 I'm not, like, deeply passionate about it or anything, 44 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:02,106 but it's nice to think that, you know, because of what I do, 45 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,820 there's less drunk drivers out there. 46 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,030 Not that that would be you or anything. 47 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,661 Well, I mean, everybody in L.A. drives drunk. 48 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,197 Oh, come on, not everybody. 49 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,615 Think about it. 50 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,229 Try and name at least one person you know 51 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,040 that hasn't made a mistake once. 52 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,128 - Mm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. 53 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:21,292 See what I'm saying? 54 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,084 - L do. I get you. - Yeah. 55 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,628 In 300 feet, 56 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,764 make a left turn onto la cienega boulevard. 57 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,767 - Oh, uh, take fountain. - Oh. 58 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,973 Recalculating. 59 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,388 Mae west fan? 60 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,807 Uh, what... what do you mean? 61 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,317 Well, there's this great Mae west interview. 62 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,923 Uh, I think it was Johnny Carson or something. 63 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,483 Whoever it was said, 64 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,443 "what's the fastest way to get into Hollywood?" 65 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:45,824 To which she replied... 66 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,860 "Take fountain." 67 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,704 That's cool. I like that. 68 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,838 J just when I thought I'd seen it all j 69 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,466 um, I, uh, I like your suit, by the way. 70 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:04,877 What, do you, like, uh, 71 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,171 moonlight as a limo driver or something? 72 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,805 I wish. 73 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,841 It was, uh, for this thing that I had before this. 74 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,475 A wedding? 75 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:13,806 An audition. 76 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,971 Oh, so you're an actor. 77 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,106 Mm-hmm. Unfortunately, yeah. 78 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,688 God, I could never be an actor. 79 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,819 I just... I can't take the rejection. 80 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,354 See, I just had to realize 81 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,274 that getting turned down isn't a failure. 82 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,363 Not getting auditions, that's failure. 83 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,902 So you get a lot, then? 84 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:33,993 Uh, my agents have gotten better at sending me out. 85 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,122 Oh, you're repped? 86 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,408 - Mm-hmm. - By who? 87 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,953 - Uh, Abrams. - Mm, you fancy, huh? 88 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,122 Abrams. 89 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,945 They're pretty good. I'm not... they're pretty good. 90 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,711 There was a dry spell, though, like six months of nothing. 91 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,879 - That sucks. - Yeah, it was rough. 92 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:51,423 But, um, then they kind of sent me out on this thing. 93 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,341 I think it was, like, the last hail Mary pass. 94 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:56,262 Inches from getting dropped, but I booked it. 95 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:57,394 Oh, what? Congrats! 96 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,896 - Thanks. That's so cool. 97 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,432 What, uh... what is it? 98 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,021 Uh, it's no big deal. 99 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,152 It's, like, a guest spot on "agents of s.H.Le.L.D." 100 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,234 No big deal? That's a huge fucking deal. 101 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,491 Congrats! That's so cool. 102 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,026 Thanks. It's a henchman. 103 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,866 You know, couple lines, and I took someone's gun. 104 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,156 But still, so cool. 105 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,791 I did start going out a lot more because of it, so... 106 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:22,329 In 300 feet, make a right turn onto fountain Avenue. 107 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,749 Um, you should, uh, let me know when it airs. 108 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:29,169 My roommate, Allie, is a huge marvel fan, 109 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,053 and she's just gonna freak her shit 110 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,761 when I tell her that my driver's on "agents of s.H.L.Le.L.D." 111 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,596 As a cool villain. 112 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:36,976 Well, I was... I was a henchman. 113 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,263 I haven't graduated to villain yet. 114 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:43,059 Well, I believe in you. 115 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:51,824 Continue for three-quarters of a mile. 116 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,162 Your destination will be on the right. 117 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,080 Here we are. 118 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,495 That was fast. 119 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,334 Hey, when in doubt, take fountain. 120 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,748 Yeah, exactly. 121 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,291 You have reached your destination. 122 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,711 We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride. 123 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:15,803 Hey, can I, uh, tip you or something? 124 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,592 We're not allowed to accept tips. 125 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,307 Uh, the app takes care of everything. 126 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,722 Right. Well, uh... 127 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,891 I'll be sure to give you a five-star rating, then. 128 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,650 Right back at you. 129 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:28,528 Wait, the... the drivers rate the passengers? 130 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,779 Yeah, sure. 131 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:33,157 Oh, okay. So what's my rating, then? 132 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,319 I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. 133 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,112 Oh, okay. 134 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,496 I'm not gonna leave this car 135 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,031 until you tell me what my rating is. 136 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,453 - It's 3.5. But it... - Fucking seriously? 137 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:47,669 - But it doesn't mean anything. - 3.5? People hate me. 138 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,320 - L wouldn't worry about it. - Oh, my god. 139 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,005 It doesn't mean anything, you know? 140 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:53,545 Well, how do I... How do I turn this shit around? 141 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,839 Look, you're a five-star passenger in my book. 142 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,382 And that's all that matters, right? 143 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:00,142 - That's all that matters. - Mm. 144 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:06,475 Well, uh, thank you for the ride, James. 145 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,894 Anytime. 146 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:23,158 Oh, uh, you forget something? 147 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,951 So my friends and I 148 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,996 were just grabbing a couple drinks here. 149 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,413 Very, you know, low-key, 150 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,208 if you want to come in for a round. 151 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:35,300 Hello, James. You have one new ride request. 152 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:39,216 I wish. But I got to drive. 153 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,429 - Boo. - L know. 154 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,764 Okay, well, suit yourself, but, uh, 155 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,145 we'll be here for a couple hours, 156 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:48,229 so if you pick up a big fare, swing by. 157 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,769 I'd love that. Yeah. 158 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,653 Okay. Bye. 159 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,996 "Oh, hey, what's your phone number? 160 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,227 Oh, no, here's my phone number." 161 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,116 Fucking idiot. 162 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,753 Ride accepted. Let's ride. 163 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:18,722 Continue on sunset boulevard for three-quarters of a mile. 164 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,930 Turn left. 165 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,444 Continue on gower street for one mile. 166 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,403 Ride canceled. 167 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,163 Loneliness is an emotional state 168 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,252 that we have when we're feeling disconnected. 169 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,087 It can cause depression, 170 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,502 and it can even lead to premature death. 171 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,091 Oh, wow. 172 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,785 We're spending less time making meaningful... 173 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,175 This is the voice of L.A. 174 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,469 The time now is 10:45 P.M. 175 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:10,516 Hello, James. You have one new ride request. 176 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,604 So your parents went with Bruno? 177 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,906 At least people seem to like you. 178 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,568 Ride accepted. Let's ride. 179 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,795 You have arrived. 180 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,759 Uh, hey! 181 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,173 - What's up? - Are you Bruno? 182 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,227 Who wants to know? 183 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,609 Oh, fuck. 184 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,315 You're my ride. Of course. 185 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,821 Uh, sorry, man. I didn't think you'd get here so soon. 186 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,574 Look, shit got a little messy. Start the meter. 187 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:05,111 Well, that's... that's not how this works. 188 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,878 Yo, you're looking sharp, bro. 189 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,838 Is that like a uniform or something? 190 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,254 Something like that. 191 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,592 Fuck me. So sorry, brother. 192 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,227 Uh, I'm gonna finish this guy if that's all right with you. 193 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,584 You can start the meter. I don't give a shit. 194 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,599 That's actually not how it works. 195 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,857 Oh, well, fuck it. 196 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,255 I'll throw some extra cash your way, 197 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,279 make it worth your while. 198 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,528 Can't accept tips, bro. 199 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,029 The app takes care of everything. 200 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,781 I won't tell anyone if you don't. 201 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,317 The thing is, this is a New York pack 202 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,452 so the cigs are really fucking expensive. 203 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,642 I know you're thinking I could get the same goddamn cigs here 204 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:49,997 for half the goddamn price, 205 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,705 but I don't know what to tell you. 206 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,494 I'm a sentimental guy. 207 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,753 You want one? 208 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,459 Uh, I'm good, man. Thanks. 209 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,045 James, please enter a destination. 210 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:03,632 Yo, aren't you gonna offer me, like, a... a water or something? 211 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,138 - Some gum? What? 212 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:10,018 That's what you guys usually do, isn't it? 213 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,430 Yeah. 214 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,396 Yo, you want a water? 215 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,857 No. No, not right now. I'm good, man. 216 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,692 Thanks. Maybe later. 217 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,606 Hey, where we going, man? 218 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,652 Straight to business. I can respect that. 219 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,116 Lax? Burbank? 220 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,981 Don't tell me I got to go to long beach. 221 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,963 Yo, what the fuck are you talking about, man? 222 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:42,091 Airports. It's your bag. 223 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,592 Oh. Gotcha. 224 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:47,005 No, no, no. That's a messy breakup. 225 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,869 I'm actually not sure where I want to go right now. 226 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:53,102 I just needed to get away from her. 227 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:56,856 I'm sorry to hear that, man. Breakups are awful. 228 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,147 I love you. 229 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,563 I... 1 know. 230 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,741 Yeah. 231 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,902 Yeah, brother, they really are. 232 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,032 All right, Bruno. 233 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,165 Where we headed? 234 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,202 Your name's James, right? 235 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,792 I mean, that's what the thing said. 236 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,206 Yeah. That's right. 237 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,420 Ask me again. 238 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,754 Ask what again? 239 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,886 "Where to, Bruno?" 240 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,593 All right. Where to? 241 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,179 Home, James, and don't spare the horses! 242 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,184 Sorry. 243 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,894 I couldn't resist. 244 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,899 I'm sure you get that all the time. 245 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:45,234 To be honest, uh, you're the first to make the connection. 246 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:49,652 Oh. It is kind of my specialty, making connections. 247 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,410 I could really go for some of that gum if you've got any. 248 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,075 - What? - That gum you mentioned earlier. 249 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,918 James, please enter a destination. 250 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,383 All right, Bruno. Where you want to go? 251 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,743 Look, I don't want to put you out, 252 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,303 but would you mind taking me 253 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,388 to a couple of different places tonight? 254 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,973 It'll be a big fare for you, 255 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,637 and I'll throw some extra cash on top. 256 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,601 Look, man, I'm sorry about this, 257 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:23,188 but I just don't have a long ride in me tonight. 258 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,353 And like I said, I can't accept tips. 259 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,022 And like I said, I won't tell if you don't. 260 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,612 That's nice and everything, 261 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,151 but I kind of got somewhere l need to be in an hour. 262 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,945 - In an hour? - Yeah. 263 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,206 My man, you couldn't have made it to lax to save your life. 264 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,116 Come on, you give me a couple hours, 265 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:46,087 and I will throw $100 on top of the fare. 266 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,501 You need like a minute to think about that? 267 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,545 And the best thing about public radio 268 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,718 is there are no commercials. 269 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:52,972 - That'll work. - All right. 270 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,678 Let's get fucking rolling. 271 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,719 Now, first, I am feeling majorly down, 272 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,558 so I'm gonna need a massive pick-me-up. 273 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,347 Do you know this place eidobon? 274 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,266 That's "nobodie" ” spelled backwards. 275 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,731 - I'm not sure. - It's the spot off larchmont. 276 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,442 It's on Beverly and beachwood, south side. 277 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,731 All right. 278 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:13,322 They do this fucking coffee there. 279 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,077 It's fucking incredible. 280 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,600 - Wait, wait. - It was started by this guy... 281 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,955 You want coffee right now? 282 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,536 Yeah. Only way to go is up. 283 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,917 Do you have, like, a piece of paper for this gum? 284 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,500 Sure. 285 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,460 Here. 286 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,627 Anyway, so this coffee 287 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,320 was started by this guy with this website. 288 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,259 And he was hiking in the himalayas, 289 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,219 and he was on the brink of exhaustion, 290 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,056 and he met these monks, and the monks gave him this tea. 291 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,268 And guess what was in the tea. Yak butter. 292 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,900 Fucking butter from fucking yaks. 293 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,526 So he gets back to the states 294 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,858 and tries all kinds of shit to replicate it. 295 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:54,822 And after months of failure, guess what the key was. 296 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,487 - What was it? - Grass. 297 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:01,499 It had to be grass-fed butter. 298 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,956 This stuff is ambrosia, bro. 299 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,121 Dude made millions or some shit. 300 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,460 - That's cool. - You want one? I'll get you one. 301 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,821 Nah, man. I don't... I don't really drink coffee this late. 302 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,301 Why? It makes you feel weird? 303 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,711 Do you know why? Toxins. 304 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,925 Most coffee is full of toxins 305 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,886 because the beans are covered in mold. 306 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:21,769 But this coffee is lab tested. They take all the toxins out. 307 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,429 - Mm. - Right? 308 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,019 Okay, well, we're here. 309 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,480 Um, okay, cool. Let me finish. Where was 1? 310 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,860 They take all the toxins out, 311 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,192 and then they brew it as a pour-over, 312 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,844 which then they mix it with the grass-fed butter 313 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,200 and this special fortified coconut oil. 314 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,156 Dude, if done properly, 315 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,369 I defy any fucking barista to make a creamier 316 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,203 or more delicious cup of coffee 317 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,992 than the one I am about to buy you. 318 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,037 You down? 319 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,795 Dude, you down? 320 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,752 Sure, man, I'm down. 321 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,917 Great. I'll be right back, my brother. 322 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,075 This, is, uh, seriously yak butter? 323 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,360 You like it? 324 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,497 - L actually do. - Fuck yeah. 325 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,125 Just wait till you see how it makes you feel, my man. 326 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,631 Please enter a destination. 327 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,284 Yo, is there a way to shut that thing up? 328 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,801 It's just gonna keep saying that every 15 minutes. 329 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,469 Well, that fucking sucks. 330 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:49,436 All right, Bruno, where are we headed? 331 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,225 I want to see if I can crash 332 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,645 with a buddy at Wilshire and westlake. 333 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,484 Okay, well, I'm gonna be honest with you. 334 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,398 I have no idea where that is. 335 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,782 Dude, shouldn't you know this city 336 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,188 like the back of your fucking hand? 337 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,655 - L can maps it. - I'm fucking with you. 338 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,665 East on Wilshire past MacArthur park. 339 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,167 I'll be your sherpa. 340 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,328 MacArthur park. Isn't that a little sketchy? 341 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,588 What can I say? I hang out with sketchy people. 342 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:16,376 You're tuned in to 81.3, the voice of L.A. 343 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,512 - All right. - So, dude, what's your story? 344 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,094 I mean, what do you do? 345 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,600 I drive for ryde. 346 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,512 No, that's what you're doing. Nobody wants to do that. 347 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,181 - Thanks. - Don't pretend you're offended. 348 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,725 People don't get offended by the truth. 349 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,089 You gonna sit there and lie to me, 350 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,819 or are you gonna tell me who you are? 351 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,528 I'm an actor, man. 352 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,161 Fuck, that's so L.A. 353 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,447 Of course you're an actor. 354 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,866 Jesus, that's awful. 355 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,251 No, no, no. No. Don't take it like that. 356 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,037 I'm sure you're amazing. 357 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:58,426 I'm just saying this world, you know, we take our artists, 358 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,553 and we make them drive our cars. 359 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,048 Stage or screen? 360 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,053 Yo, you just told me you want to perform for a living. 361 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,515 Don't clam up now. 362 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,851 Well, I went to school for theater, 363 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,519 but I'm here auditioning for TV. 364 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,608 Commercials. Whatever. 365 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,741 You're a thespian. Master thespian. 366 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,985 You got any monologues you can reel off? 367 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,155 - Come on, man. - I'm not fucking with you. 368 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,244 I legitimately love theater. 369 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,581 And there's never anything good out here. 370 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,542 - You know Shakespeare? - L might've heard of him. 371 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,582 - Do a monologue. - No. 372 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,126 Dude, do a monologue. 373 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,794 I am not about to reel off 374 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,758 a shakespearean monologue right now. 375 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,799 Okay. 376 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,264 That's okay. I can respect that. 377 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,349 - 50 bucks. What? 378 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,310 I am going to pay you an extra $50 379 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,522 to do a monologue from Shakespeare. 380 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,066 A hundred. 381 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,777 Do not fuck with me right now. 382 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,862 Dead serious. A hundred bucks. 383 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,401 Think of it as a favor to me. 384 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,911 And do "Richard ill." It's my favorite. 385 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,993 Well, I don't know "Richard iil." 386 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,907 Okay. 387 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,326 I know "Richard il." 388 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,370 Fuck yeah! Now we're fucking talking. 389 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,711 - Let's hear that shit! Ah! 390 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,513 Huh. 391 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,269 Let's talk of graves, 392 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,431 of worms and epitaphs, 393 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:39,944 make dust our paper and with rainy eyes write sorrow 394 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,820 on the bosom of the earth. 395 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:46,485 Let's choose executors, talk of wills, 396 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,153 and yet not so, for what can we bequeath 397 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:52,073 save our deposed bodies to the ground? 398 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:56,916 Our land, our lives, and all are bolingbroke's, 399 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,876 and nothing can we call our own but death. 400 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,133 For god's sake, let us sit upon the ground 401 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,636 and tell sad stories of the death of kings. 402 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,423 For within the hollow crown that rounds 403 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:12,264 the mortal temples of a king keeps death his court, 404 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:16,272 infusing him with self and vain conceit, 405 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:20,310 as if this flesh which walls about our life 406 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,444 were brass impregnable, 407 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:26,529 and humored thus comes at the last 408 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:32,914 with a little pin bore through his castle walls, farewell king. 409 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:37,122 Cover your heads and mock not flesh and blood 410 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,877 with solemn reverence... 411 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:42,131 Throw away respect and tradition, 412 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:45,964 form, ceremonious duty, 413 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:49,597 for you have but mistook me all this while... 414 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,475 I live with bread like you, 415 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,263 feel want, taste grief, 416 00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:01,810 need friends, and subjected thus, 417 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,478 how can you say to me, I am a king? 418 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,825 You are a king. 419 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,286 You're the fucking king, man. 420 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:20,203 Oh, you should be booking all over the place with that shit. 421 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,167 It's money well spent. 422 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,878 Wow. 423 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,918 I don't know what to say, man. You liked it? 424 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,461 I liked it? 425 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,971 You're an artist. 426 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,972 That shit comes from the heart. 427 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,976 That means a whole lot to hear you say that, man. 428 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,727 That one's kind of close to me. 429 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,105 Like, I used it to audition for school. 430 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,311 This is gonna sound dumb, but when I think about 431 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,522 like what it is that I really want out of life, 432 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:49,157 I just, I don't want to die having not played Richard il. 433 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,487 - Broadway? - Any stage will do. 434 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,414 Okay, I hate to be that asshole who asks, 435 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,824 "have I seen you in anything?" But... 436 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,914 But would I have seen you in anything? 437 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,921 Uh, well, 438 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:08,175 I did this, uh, guest spot on "agents of s.H.Le.L.D." 439 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,336 - No fucking way. - Yeah. 440 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,720 I bet you were the supervillain. 441 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,177 No. I was a henchman. 442 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,718 I haven't graduated to supervillain yet. 443 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,228 Well, we'll get you there, buddy. 444 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:31,031 All right, halfway up the block. 445 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,192 Okay, just pull up right here. 446 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,987 All right, here. 447 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,157 Uh, flashers off. Just chill. I'll be like two minutes. 448 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:42,292 You mind killing the lights, leaving the engine on? 449 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,953 Okay. Is everything all right? 450 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,497 Totally. It's just a sketchy neighborhood. 451 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,415 I get nervous. 452 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,926 So you want me to just, like, just wait here for a second? 453 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,802 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just need to see 454 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,688 if my buddy's home and if I can crash with him. 455 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,445 If not, I might need to roll somewhere else. 456 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,092 You mind waiting? Is that cool? 457 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,142 - Yeah, man. It's cool. - Thank god. 458 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,253 What are the chances I could ever find another James? 459 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,483 Slim to none. 460 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,610 Slim to none. I hate those odds. 461 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,772 - Thanks, dude. - All right, man. 462 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,538 Hello? 463 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,172 Hey, man. 464 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,880 No, I'm... I'm good. I'm all good. 465 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:36,468 Yeah. I'm sure it's pretty late for you. 466 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,132 It has been a while. 467 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:42,144 Uh, I'm... I'm driving for ryde. Yeah. 468 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,229 Hey, listen, I actually wanted to ask you something. 469 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,065 Hey, hang on for a second, Jason. 470 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,401 Yeah, I'm here. My bad. 471 00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:00,366 Um, yeah, when you were... When you were driving, 472 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,874 did anybody ever ask you out? 473 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:07,161 Yeah, like a girl, man. 474 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:14,965 Yeah, she was beautiful, and we just... we hit it off. 475 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,756 Well, I guess I wouldn't be asking about it, 476 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,174 but I... I guess I'm still thinking about her. 477 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,513 Shit. 478 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:25,270 Uh, yeah, well, let me... Let me call you back actually. 479 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,101 Nah, don't worry about it. 480 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,186 Oh. 481 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,691 Uh, yeah. 482 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,853 All right. Talk to you soon. Bye. 483 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,861 All right, let's get the fuck out of dodge. 484 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,818 All right. Let's do it. 485 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,569 Can you please do that from the road? 486 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,488 - Uh, sure. - Trying to make moves. 487 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,533 No problem. 488 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,623 Up next, a local band with a vintage sound. 489 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,166 These guys have been taking over... 490 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,757 So what's up, man? Was your buddy not home or what? 491 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:01,014 Uh, yeah, he wasn't... He wasn't there. 492 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,510 Park's beautiful this time of night. 493 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:08,306 No, I mean, it's filled with homeless drug addicts, 494 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,098 but it's beautiful nonetheless. 495 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:13,815 Where are we headed? 496 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:17,777 Uh, just keep heading west. I'll figure it out. 497 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,952 Yo, you know you've got something on your shirt? 498 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,662 Oh, shit. 499 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:27,575 Ah, I used to get these fucking nosebleeds as a kid, 500 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,744 and the cold weather brings them back. 501 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:32,254 - Here, you want a tissue? - No, I'm good, I'm good. 502 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,005 - You sure? - Yeah. 503 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,051 All right. 504 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,508 Yo, Bruno, when we were back there, 505 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,387 did you hear something weird? 506 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,470 Pff, dude, it's MacArthur park. 507 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,933 Neighborhood is nothing but weird noises. 508 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:51,064 - I'm from out here actually. Where? From MacArthur park? 509 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,943 No. I'm a L.A. native, though. There are fewer and fewer of us. 510 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,980 We're a dying breed. Like unicorns or some shit. 511 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,535 Hey, uh, I want to apologize for earlier, 512 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,599 making you miss your thing. 513 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,488 - What thing? - Thing. 514 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,686 The thing you had to do an hour after you picked me up. 515 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,246 Oh! It's funny. 516 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,537 Nah, I'd forgotten all about that. 517 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:17,048 Well sincerely, thank you for missing it, whatever it was. 518 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,334 No problem. 519 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,171 What was it? 520 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:25,307 - Ah, it wasn't important. - Oh, shit. 521 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,809 That means it definitely was important. What was it? 522 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,645 Just this girl. 523 00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:33,524 - Fuck me! Just this girl? - Oh, don't do that. 524 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,560 - There are no three words... - Come on. 525 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:38,228 In the contemporary English language more telling, 526 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:42,776 more loaded, more fucking epic in scope than "just this girl." 527 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,240 Fucking take that, William Shakespeare! 528 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:48,531 Yo, it's... it's really not that big of a deal, bro. 529 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,603 Give me the details. I'll tell you if it was a big deal. 530 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:54,040 All right, so before I picked you up, 531 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,441 like, I had my first fare of the night, 532 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,465 and it was this girl. 533 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,918 Oh, this girl. 534 00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,960 So, like, I prepare myself for the usual, 535 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,004 you know, try to turn the awkward conversation 536 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:04,421 into witty banter. 537 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,931 But this time it's a little different. 538 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,309 - You got a picture. What? 539 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,766 - On the app, man. - No, that's creeping, bro. 540 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,459 - That's unethical. - What are you talking about? 541 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:15,724 What's unethical is to get me this interested 542 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:17,608 and not let me know what she looks like. 543 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,565 "Previous fare." 544 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,822 Yo. 545 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,094 - What the fuck, dude? - See that? 546 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,654 I know, right? Look. 547 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,536 All right, man, that's enough. 548 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:31,824 Anyway, so, like, I really liked talking to this girl. 549 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:34,414 You know what I mean? She was just no bullshit. 550 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:35,828 Like, she even made this joke 551 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,623 about how everyone in L.A. drives drunk. 552 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,131 Uh, she's not wrong. 553 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:42,793 Well, yeah, but anyways, at the end of the ride, 554 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,757 she invites me to come meet up with her 555 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,762 and her friends for some drinks. 556 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,925 Oh, man, that's the dream, dude. 557 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:52,640 Cabbie gets asked out by a hot passenger. 558 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:55,055 - Jesus Christ. Yeah, man. 559 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,269 Yeah. 560 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,275 Then what the fuck are you doing here with me? 561 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:03,155 Well, uh, I needed to make some money. 562 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,363 Yo, tell me you got her number. 563 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,447 Ohh... 564 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,783 She got away, like, right before I could. 565 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,118 Oh, bullshit. You hesitated. 566 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,625 I did not hesitate. 567 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:19,037 I hesitated. 568 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:21,960 Let's go. 569 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,716 Where to next, man? 570 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,629 - The bar, man. - What do you mean, the bar? 571 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:28,409 The bar where the girl said she was gonna be. 572 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,078 - Where was it? No! We don't need to do that. 573 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,263 Dude, you caught feelings. We got to go! 574 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,519 No, it was like this little passing moment... 575 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,600 James, I am not gonna be the force in your life 576 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:39,562 that prevents you from hanging out with this girl tonight. 577 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,647 I mean, who knows, man, maybe you're meant... 578 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:44,279 Meant to kiss her tonight. 579 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:47,407 Maybe you're meant to fuck her tonight. 580 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,238 Maybe you're meant to knock this girl up, 581 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,449 and nine months from now you marry her 582 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,863 to appease her parents, 583 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,498 and I'm the best man at your fucking wedding. 584 00:29:55,544 --> 00:30:00,334 Wow. Uh, I'm gonna pass on that last part. 585 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,748 All right, well, I'm offended by that. 586 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,167 But this girl is gonna be more offended 587 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,505 if you don't show up tonight. 588 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:07,840 She's counting on you. 589 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,505 Bro, she could not have actually thought 590 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,345 - that I was gonna come. - Are you kidding? 591 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,930 What world do you live in 592 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:15,970 where a girl invites a guy somewhere 593 00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:17,763 she doesn't actually want him to be? 594 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,023 That does not happen. 595 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:23,481 Right now she is in there making a conversation, 596 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,612 faking a fucking laugh here and there. 597 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,113 "Ha ha! Ha ha. Ha.” 598 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:30,447 but all the while she's glancing back at the door. 599 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,111 And in the back of her mind, she's waiting for someone... 600 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:37,287 That someone is you, homey. 601 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,372 That someone is you! 602 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:43,585 Up next is a song to make some mistakes to. 603 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:47,922 J feel a change coming over me j 604 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:51,555 j it's a brand-new day j 605 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,092 j I can clearly see j 606 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:58,228 j and the morning when I wake up j 607 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,889 j till I sleep at night j 608 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:03,399 oh, we're too late. Look... look at this line. 609 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,401 Just tell them you're with Bruno Anthony. 610 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,403 You're kidding. 611 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:10,486 Dude, trust me. All right, here's the plan. 612 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,571 You run in, walk straight up to her, no hesitation. 613 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:15,738 You say a polite hello to her friends and then ignore them. 614 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:19,875 And then, very directly, you ask her if she wants to come 615 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,162 with you and a buddy... me... To a house party in Malibu. 616 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:27,208 A little kickback, a few brews, a fucking hot tub. 617 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,420 She'll never go for that. 618 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:31,177 Tell her that sometimes 619 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:34,010 when we trust our impulses, 620 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,550 incredible things can happen. 621 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,514 I'm a total stranger. 622 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:43,683 Well, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. 623 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,067 We're going to a hot tub in Malibu? 624 00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:52,028 You are goddamn right we are. 625 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:54,037 Now get in there and bring back a beautiful woman. 626 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,411 - It's a tow-away zone. - Just leave the keys with me. 627 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,916 What do you think, I'm crazy? 628 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,793 Dude, I couldn't do anything if I wanted to. 629 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:07,457 The app has my card number. It'd charge me for a car. 630 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:11,050 Okay, here's a bet. 631 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:13,007 If you can pull this off, 632 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,763 I'll be your chauffeur for the rest of the night. 633 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,268 Done. 634 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,679 All right. 635 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,836 You want me to see if she has like a hot friend or something? 636 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:28,273 Absolutely not. This night is about you. 637 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,187 I don't know if you saw, 638 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,101 but there's a little bit of a line. 639 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,895 Uh, I'm meeting Bruno Anthony. 640 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,734 Why didn't you say so? Go ahead. 641 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,648 And tell him I say hi. 642 00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:00,823 Hi! Wow! You finally came. 643 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,988 I did not think you were gonna show. 644 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,453 Oh, it's been a super bizarre night. 645 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,552 - You want a drink? - I'm actually still working. 646 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:24,058 Oh. Then why'd you come? 647 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,516 I really liked talking to you. 648 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:32,477 Uh, I really liked talking to you too. 649 00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:39,657 I mean, the last thing I want 650 00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,659 is to be one of those smarmy ryde guys 651 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,057 who, like, manages to get a number. 652 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,948 No, no, I don't think you're smarmy. 653 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,492 So I made a good first impression. 654 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:51,002 Mm. 655 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:56,716 Hello, James. Please enter a destination. 656 00:34:56,761 --> 00:35:00,379 So I made a buddy tonight. 657 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,798 He invited me to this party in Malibu 658 00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:05,934 with some drinks, a little music. 659 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,140 - Apparently there's a hot tub. - Qoh. 660 00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,929 And I want you to come. 661 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,352 A buddy? 662 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,860 Yeah, his girl left him, 663 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,709 and he's kind of piecing things back together, 664 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:22,825 but he seems chill. 665 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,907 Um... 666 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,072 I thought it might be a little weird, 667 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,535 me coming back here to see you, 668 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,076 but sometimes when you trust your impulses, 669 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,790 incredible things can happen. 670 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,923 So where did you say that party was at, again? 671 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,879 We'll be keeping the vinyl spinning 672 00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:42,341 for quite some time, so don't touch that dial. 673 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,601 I you think you know me, but you don't know j 674 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:59,112 j I be at the top, chilling at the place you won't go j 675 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,239 j just shine it, lay back, recline it j 676 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,070 j do it so easily as if I ain't even trying j 677 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,075 j think you could beat me? Never that j 678 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:07,203 j running to the finish like this is the Olympics j 679 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,533 j tell me where my medals at j 680 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,119 j so fresh in my white tee j 681 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,658 j cue the beat, ever so feisty j 682 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,076 j then pass itto yb j 683 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,129 j frantic j 684 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,712 dude! Where's your car? 685 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,342 That's not fucking cool, Bruno. 686 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,157 Cops were gonna tow you, brother. I had to make a call. 687 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,717 That's fucking bullshit, man. 688 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:27,929 Dude, look over there. 689 00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:31,060 - Oh, fuck me. - A thank-you would be nice. 690 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:33,392 Hey. Is this your friend? 691 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,773 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, this is him. 692 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,358 Oh, shit, I love this song. 693 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:47,494 This is a mix. 694 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,370 James still burns mix cds. 695 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,077 My phone doesn't connect. 696 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,991 That's fucking adorable. 697 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,205 So, uh, for those of us without an app, 698 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,711 what is your name, my dear? 699 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,747 Oh, how rude of me. 700 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,040 - I'm Jess. - How rude indeed. 701 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:02,334 Jess. What a pleasure. 702 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,345 Wow, so fancy and formal. 703 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,972 Nice to meet you, Bruno a.? 704 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,473 Bruno a. That's me. 705 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:11,635 All the names in the book 706 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:14,270 your parents could have went with, 707 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,021 they went with Bruno? 708 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,308 Beg your pardon! Bruno's a sweet name. 709 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:22,024 Yo, I'm sorry, man, but I thought the exact same thing. 710 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:25,315 Oh, backstabber. True colors, James. 711 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:28,860 Wait, James, why didn't you tell me your friend was a ride? 712 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,369 Yeah, what the fuck, James? 713 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:31,996 - What the fuck, James? You didn't ask! 714 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,123 Dude, I told you to lead with that. 715 00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:36,205 - Whatever. It's all equal now. - What do you mean? 716 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,337 Well, you were a ride, and now we're all best friends. 717 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:43,375 Yeah, see, a stranger is just a friend that you haven't met yet. 718 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,293 Wow, this has got to win the prize 719 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,213 for the most unintentionally creepy marketing campaign 720 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,097 I have ever heard. 721 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:51,454 But you're still gonna use the app. 722 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:52,809 - Yeah. - Okay, then. 723 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:55,266 Hey! Aw, Bruno... 724 00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:57,226 What's up, Jess? Talk to me, girl. 725 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,856 I don't mean to be that person, 726 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:00,893 but do you mind if I have a drag of that? 727 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,355 - Jess. Yes? 728 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,316 You're a self-loathing smoker. 729 00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:06,481 - Ugh. - If you want a cig, have a cig. 730 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,899 Just don't apologize for it. 731 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,817 Now these are New York cigs, 732 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,599 so they're basically worth their weight in gold. 733 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,100 - Yo, Bruno... - L know what you're thinking. 734 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,643 I could probably just get the same fucking... 735 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,532 - Bruno. - What is it, James? 736 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,042 Can't smoke in my car. 737 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:19,668 Yo, I would not dream of it. 738 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,750 I know. You told me before. I absolutely wouldn't. 739 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,256 Jess is gonna smoke in your car, 740 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,612 and you're gonna be cool about it. 741 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,342 No, no, no. I really didn't mean... 742 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,324 Jess, don't worry about it. We're gonna crack a window. 743 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:30,259 He's gonna be tight. 744 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,765 Yo, look at this. End of fountain. 745 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,221 Bette Davis, you've done us well. 746 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,431 - Oh, boy. - Ho! Wait a minute. 747 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:37,708 I think I got you right there, my man. 748 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,097 Here we go. 749 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,753 That was Mae west that said, "take fountain.” 750 00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:42,108 no, no, no. That's bullshit. 751 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,109 Uh, no, I swear. That's a Mae west quote. 752 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,941 Yo, you should know this. You're an actor. 753 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,902 - He told me this story earlier. - He told it to you wrong. 754 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,988 Honestly, I thought you were a weirdo. 755 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,743 Oh, really? 756 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,141 So weird that you invited me to the bar. 757 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,702 Why do you think I invited you to the bar? 758 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,912 Yes, because we're all beautiful fucking weirdos. 759 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,874 But the point is it's Bette Davis. 760 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,130 - I'll bet you anything. - L don't need to fucking bet. 761 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,757 If you're so confident, look it up. 762 00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:07,963 - Should 1? Please do. 763 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,297 - Yes? Okay! Pull out a phone. 764 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:10,658 - Oh, my gosh. - We're looking it up. 765 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,422 - The moment of truth. - Bated breath. 766 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,475 Honestly, James, I don't mean to offend you, but... 767 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,100 What? 768 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,386 Bruno just sounds more convincing when he says it. 769 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,475 Yeah, liars always do. 770 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,356 It's loading. Hold on. 771 00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:24,393 Tell him. 772 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,276 - Sorry, James. - Oh, suck it, James. 773 00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,937 You got to be fucking kidding me. 774 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,593 "The legend has it that when the famous Bette Davis 775 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,232 was being interviewed on a talk show, 776 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,026 she was asked what advice she had for actors 777 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,265 trying to make it in Hollywood. 778 00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,450 Her response, "take fountain," 779 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:39,457 according to takefountainblog.Wordpress.Com. 780 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,993 What?! Wait, hold on. No, no, no, no, no. 781 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,911 Your source is some dude's wordpress? 782 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,421 I-l demand a recount. 783 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,673 You're just lucky we didn't bet, dawg. 784 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,613 - J maybe it's the heat in here j - oh, fuck yes! 785 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,595 J this is my motherfucking song 786 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,380 holy shit! You got a good voice. 787 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,844 Oh, thank you so much. 788 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,634 I think music, you know, 789 00:39:57,687 --> 00:39:59,473 is the way that all of us human beings 790 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:00,708 were meant to express ourselves. 791 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,063 Yes! 792 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:03,627 I mean, without a voice, what have you got? 793 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,767 No, seriously. I mean, i-I'm a singer. 794 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,358 I mean, I'm not, like, a singer. You know, I sing, but... 795 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,945 Jess, I knew that about you the moment I met you. 796 00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:14,279 - Really? - L swear to god. 797 00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:15,944 No way. Aw! 798 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:18,613 Okay, hey, Bruno, could you slow down a little bit? 799 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,452 Sure. Watch this! 800 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,116 Whoa! What the hell, man? 801 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:25,788 Construction zone? What the fuck? 802 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,580 You guys should dance. 803 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:28,794 What? 804 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,083 - James. - Here? 805 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:34,254 Ask her to dance right here, right now. 806 00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,717 Oh, come on, it's not like 807 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,133 you're gonna look back at this night and regret 808 00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:40,177 dancing in the middle of Avenue of the stars 809 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:41,469 on your first date. 810 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:46,266 Oh! Is this our first date, James? 811 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,810 In that case, you'd better ask me to dance. 812 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,758 I think I'm gonna have to take down my hair for this. 813 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,363 She's taking down her hair, James. 814 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:56,276 J and I am this great, stable... j 815 00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:57,819 may I have this dance? 816 00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:01,410 Yes. You may. 817 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,701 Come on. 818 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,745 I can't believe we're doing this. 819 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:13,509 J my heart's an autoclave j 820 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,639 - ah! Oh! 821 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:20,050 Wow, you're a pretty good dancer. 822 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,725 I got a good dance partner. 823 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,184 Oh! Watch out. 824 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:31,644 Unh! 825 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,647 Oh! Oh, this isn't your first time. 826 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:38,030 All right, here. You ready? 827 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,284 Jess, give me your phone. 828 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,664 This is too good. I got to get it. 829 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:44,916 It's in the backseat. 830 00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,872 Yep. Wait, Jess. 831 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,082 - Run and jump into my arms. What? 832 00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,588 - Run and jump into my arms! - No! 833 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,214 Hurry up before we get arrested! 834 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,591 - Come on. - Nooo! 835 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:55,376 Go! 836 00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,888 Oh, my god. 837 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:03,476 That wasn't so bad, right? 838 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,432 Hey, if this were a movie, 839 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:06,959 the sprinklers would come on right now, 840 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:08,974 and y'all would kiss in that fake L.A. rain. 841 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:11,772 Get out of here, man. 842 00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:13,027 You want to get a drink? 843 00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:15,154 Oh, I love where your head's at. 844 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,359 - L know the spot. Whoo! 845 00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:18,149 - Right nearby. - Let's get some alcohol! 846 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,944 Get out of here. 847 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:25,240 - So ready for a drink. - Oh, man. 848 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:28,035 Wait, so this is the spot? 849 00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:30,453 Yes, this is the spot, Jess. 850 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:34,090 Look, uh, bottle's on me, but I could also use some cash. 851 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:37,127 James, do you mind going in for me? 852 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:39,171 I'd prefer if you did it, bro. 853 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,430 Why? You don't trust me with your lady? 854 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,683 Oh, "your lady"? 855 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:46,265 One dance, and I'm already your lady? 856 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,600 - I'm working on it. - Look, just show them this. 857 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:51,061 They'll give you anything you want. 858 00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:54,398 Get some old fucking blended shit and $500. 859 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:55,732 Please. 860 00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:57,898 What the fuck, man? 861 00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:59,861 Put that shit away! 862 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:01,492 Okay, you know what? 863 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:03,949 If you don't, your new friend in the back's night 864 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:06,159 is gonna take a slight turn for the worse. 865 00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:08,370 Don't point that fucking thing at her. 866 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,751 Did you ever see what a .44 Magnum 867 00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,662 could do to a woman's face? 868 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:16,628 It'd fucking destroy it. Just blow it right apart. 869 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:19,168 That's what I could do to her face. 870 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:22,430 Now did you ever see what it could do to a woman's pussy? 871 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:25,012 Now, that you should see. 872 00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:27,973 That you should see, what... what a .44 Magnum 873 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:31,685 is gonna do to a woman's pussy, you should see. 874 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:39,776 I'm fucking with you. 875 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:42,363 It's from "taxi driver." 876 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,651 Thank you. 877 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,036 Oh, you should've seen your faces. 878 00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,828 Jess, the child locks are on. 879 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,242 Goddamn it. 880 00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,372 Bruno, tell me that that's not real. 881 00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:58,507 Dude, take a look. 882 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:05,306 Now, if you don't want to come back to a car full of dead girl, 883 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,967 I suggest you get a move on. 884 00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:21,113 Whoa-hoa-hoa. 885 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,512 I don't know who you are or what the fuck you think you're doing, 886 00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:25,697 but it's time for you to get the fuck out of my car! 887 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:27,327 - Aah! James! 888 00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,830 Ah! Shit! 889 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:33,706 - Open your mouth. - Oh, fuck! 890 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,290 James, if you don't open your mouth, 891 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,204 I'm gonna shoot you, 892 00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:40,341 and then I'm going to shoot her with the gun still in your hand. 893 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:46,589 And the next time you point a gun at someone, 894 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:49,429 you better be very fucking sure you can pull the trigger, 895 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:53,517 because if you hesitate, somebody's gonna fucking die, 896 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,181 and it's not gonna be fucking me! 897 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:56,815 Let him go. 898 00:44:58,154 --> 00:44:59,769 He'll do it. 899 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,858 Okay. 900 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:10,076 I like old blended whiskeys, and I like $50 bills. 901 00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:35,267 Don't you fucking move! 902 00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:37,396 Hold on. Wait a minute, dude. You got this all wrong. 903 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:41,564 It's okay, Jess. I got your phone. 904 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:43,855 Can you just take the car and... and go? 905 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:46,741 I'm not gonna say anything. James isn't gonna say either. 906 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:48,492 Jess, be quiet. You're missing the movie. 907 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:51,028 Wait, wait, wait. I need you to listen, please! 908 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,893 - Put the fucking gun down! - L need you to call the police! 909 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,748 I'll fucking kill you, man! 910 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,243 Fuck. 911 00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:01,626 Uh, how... 912 00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:03,507 It's okay, Jess. Use your words. 913 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,463 H-how do I know that this isn't 914 00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:08,425 some fucked-up game that you guys play? 915 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,715 You know, h-how do I know that James is not in on this? 916 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,781 Fucking... Just fucking say something. 917 00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:30,034 Can you just say something? 918 00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:32,661 I-l need you to talk to me. 919 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,458 You've got to tell me w-what happened in there. 920 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:42,250 Wow, am I the only one who feels like things 921 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:46,043 just got a little awkward in here? 922 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:49,258 I think a drink would break the ice. 923 00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:59,729 James, would you do the honors? 924 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:11,864 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Ladies first. 925 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:13,402 I'm good. 926 00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:18,075 Jess, James went to extraordinary lengths 927 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:20,584 to procure this bottle for you. 928 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:25,759 Ugh. Come on. 929 00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,166 Mm! Mm! Mm! 930 00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:30,302 - All right, enough, enough. - Mm! Mm. 931 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:32,763 Oh, fuck. 932 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:47,312 There is nothing like a drink and a smoke. 933 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:49,301 I remember the first time I had them both together. 934 00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:50,906 I was 14. 935 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,567 It was an act of defiance and self-gratification 936 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:56,408 that just perfectly hit the person I was 937 00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:59,039 and my place in the world. 938 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:02,077 And it's never been the fucking same since. 939 00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:03,994 What do you mean? 940 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:07,540 That nothing's ever as fucking good as the first time. 941 00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,509 James, have you tried this? 942 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,798 Never. 943 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,136 Enjoy it. 944 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:19,268 You never will quite the sa... 945 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:22,476 Again. 946 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,106 Damn. 947 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:27,689 Not even your shitty philosophizing can ruin that. 948 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,071 There you go. 949 00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:33,403 One drink, and your sense of humor is back. 950 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:34,932 You can give up the buddy shit, Bruno. 951 00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,575 I am your buddy, man. 952 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,080 In fact, right now, 953 00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,959 I'm your best friend in the whole world. 954 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:44,743 James, I'm really cold. 955 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:46,458 Do you mind if I borrow your jacket? 956 00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,332 Ever the gentleman. 957 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:55,178 I undid the child locks. 958 00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:58,216 Oh, Jess, if you're cold, we should get going. 959 00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,225 It's your turn to drive. 960 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:02,262 I'm not driving. 961 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:03,679 Why not? 962 00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:05,688 I thought everyone in L.A. drives drunk. 963 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:12,609 Good to know James has a big mouth. 964 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:16,074 Ugh. James. 965 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,450 Come on, James. 966 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:27,210 You don't want to miss the end of your own date. 967 00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:34,509 Give me another swig. 968 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:36,511 - Whoa. - Are you insane? 969 00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:39,344 And I thought I had low regard for human life. 970 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:51,109 Mm! 971 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,072 You got dumped tonight, right? 972 00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:58,029 James, you do have a big fucking mouth. 973 00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:01,070 Is that why you're doing this? Because she hurt you? 974 00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:02,488 She hurt your feelings, 975 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,452 and... and now you think you're gonna relive 976 00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:07,164 your... your old relationship with James and me 977 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,419 is... is really gonna... 978 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:10,671 Darling, your pop-psychology bullshit 979 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,832 is not gonna get you out of this one. 980 00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,671 Please enter a destination. 981 00:50:19,892 --> 00:50:24,010 Look, you've been afforded an opportunity tonight. 982 00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:27,396 We're conditioned to do what's expected, 983 00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:30,558 down to following the GPS instructions 984 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,897 that come out of our fucking phones. 985 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:37,190 But tonight, you get to do otherwise. 986 00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:39,029 I'm sorry. 987 00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:42,115 For what? 988 00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:43,495 For undoing the child locks. 989 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:48,622 Aah! Fuck! 990 00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:50,286 James, come on! 991 00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:52,170 Run! Run, Jess! 992 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:53,877 James! 993 00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:56,087 James! 994 00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:58,343 Hold on. Hold on. I-l... I need you to hold the... 995 00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,231 You came back for her. 996 00:51:11,277 --> 00:51:13,859 Let's see if she shows you the same courtesy. 997 00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,248 I missed you, Jess. 998 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:34,630 You shouldn't have come back. 999 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:36,528 We better get captain America here to a drugstore 1000 00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:41,091 before he vomits all over his pleather interior and me. 1001 00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:44,343 I'm so sorry, James. 1002 00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:46,509 I dislocated your shoulder back there, 1003 00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:49,850 so it's gonna hurt like shit until I pop it back in. 1004 00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:52,310 At which point it's gonna hurt even worse. 1005 00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:53,690 Is that okay, buddy? 1006 00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:54,851 Leave him alone. 1007 00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:58,066 Fine, you pop it back in. 1008 00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,946 Jess. 1009 00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,948 W-wh... 1010 00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:04,110 It's okay, James. Use your words. 1011 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:05,994 Why would you come back? 1012 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,076 Isn't it obvious? 1013 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,911 ‘Cause she's a good person, dawg. 1014 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,042 What's she gonna do, leave you here with me? 1015 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:13,793 That's cold. 1016 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,128 All right, we're gonna need a few things... 1017 00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:21,134 Painkillers, a sling, 1018 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:24,013 and something wooden for James to bite down onto. 1019 00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:25,764 Here's how we're gonna do this. 1020 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,562 Hi, Bruno. Hey, it's me... Bruno. 1021 00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:38,353 Bruno, may I speak to Jess, please? 1022 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:44,028 It's for you. 1023 00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:46,160 Jess, would you do me a favor? 1024 00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:47,991 Would you keep this on speaker? 1025 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,531 And hum something for me so I know you're there. 1026 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,336 Can you hand me my purse? 1027 00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:58,338 I think it's wedged between the seats. 1028 00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:00,796 Looks like you've got some shoplifting to do. 1029 00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:03,718 Hop to. 1030 00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:06,471 James back here isn't getting any healthier. 1031 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,226 Oh, and Jess? 1032 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:17,482 If you bring back any help, I'll kill him. 1033 00:53:52,271 --> 00:53:54,557 Can I help you find anything tonight, ma'am? 1034 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,027 Sorry, what are you saying? 1035 00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:05,481 I'm okay, thank you. 1036 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:06,614 Okay. 1037 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:16,709 Someone is taking her sweet time. 1038 00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:19,983 At least she could've done us the courtesy 1039 00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,168 of closing the door. 1040 00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:24,128 It's chilly. 1041 00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,427 The body of a man 1042 00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:37,221 found in Hollywood earlier this evening 1043 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:40,732 has been identified as 31-year-old Bruno Anthony. 1044 00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:43,269 Anthony was a respected club promoter 1045 00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:45,654 in the Los Angeles nightlife community. 1046 00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:48,281 Friends are still in shock at the vicious murder, 1047 00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:50,238 which the LAPD have determined 1048 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,699 was the result of blunt force trauma. 1049 00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:55,364 Anthony's body was found inside the Hollywood apartment 1050 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,284 that he shared with his fiancée, Gwyneth Cassidy. 1051 00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:01,454 Before his death, Anthony announced his recent engagement 1052 00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,249 to the woman he called "the love of his life." 1053 00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:07,168 The couple posted this picture to social media, 1054 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:09,382 a snapshot of how he lived his life, 1055 00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:11,672 friends said, always smiling. 1056 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:24,018 Hey, it was brave, what you did back there. 1057 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:27,279 Misguided, but brave. 1058 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,565 Why, man? 1059 00:55:29,618 --> 00:55:30,949 Tell me that's not your question. 1060 00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:33,406 Why are you really doing this? 1061 00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:38,870 "Some men just want to watch the world burn.” 1062 00:55:38,919 --> 00:55:40,125 that's from "the dark knight." 1063 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,785 Yeah, I got the fucking referencing. 1064 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,830 I want to help you, man. 1065 00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:45,918 I don't know. Why does anybody do anything? 1066 00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:48,004 What the fuck is taking her so long? 1067 00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:49,614 Do you really know what to do about this? 1068 00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:52,755 You'll drink something, I'll pop it back in. 1069 00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:54,719 It'll be chill. 1070 00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:56,099 Ish. 1071 00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:58,009 Just don't pick a fight with me again. 1072 00:55:58,063 --> 00:56:00,304 That's a losing proposition. 1073 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,642 Hey, don't touch him. 1074 00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:05,935 Give me the phone. Get in the front. 1075 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:07,194 Scooch. 1076 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,696 Wash those down with that. 1077 00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:17,450 Tastes even better when it's free, right? 1078 00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:23,294 I think we all earned a nice milkshake for ourselves. 1079 00:56:23,338 --> 00:56:24,828 But nothing's gonna be... 1080 00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:28,249 There's a Jack in the box at the end of sunset. 1081 00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:30,418 You ready, brother? 1082 00:56:31,513 --> 00:56:32,753 I want to kill you. 1083 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,138 Who are you kidding? 1084 00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:37,424 You're a good person, dog. 1085 00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:40,765 I shot the clerk in the liquor store. 1086 00:56:41,982 --> 00:56:43,518 What? 1087 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:46,775 You shouldn't have come back for me. 1088 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,481 James, that's very gallant, 1089 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:52,114 but for the time being, open your mouth. 1090 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:54,866 Open. You'll thank me later. 1091 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,698 Fuck! Oh! 1092 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:59,989 Three, two, one. 1093 00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:10,291 Jess, remember when you told us you could sing? 1094 00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,209 Give us a song. 1095 00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:15,254 James back here is looking pretty grim. 1096 00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:17,514 - He could use some cheering up. - No. 1097 00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:22,807 Do you know any jazz? 1098 00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:32,813 J 1 got the blues j 1099 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:36,700 j I feel so lonely j 1100 00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:42,456 j I'd give the world if I could only j 1101 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:46,710 j make you understand j 1102 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:50,998 j it surely would be grand j 1103 00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:57,798 j baby, won't you please come home? J 1104 00:57:57,849 --> 00:58:02,559 j baby, won't you please come home? J 1105 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:07,098 j I have tried in vain j 1106 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:13,441 j nevermore to call your name j 1107 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:17,779 j when you left, you broke my heart j 1108 00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:22,117 j I never thought we'd be apart j 1109 00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:25,373 j every hour in the day j 1110 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:29,458 j you will hear me say j 1111 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:35,342 j baby, won't you please come home? J 1112 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,260 brava. 1113 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,594 Bravissima. 1114 00:58:42,644 --> 00:58:44,305 James, aren't you gonna applaud? 1115 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,060 Bruno, will you please just stop? 1116 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:48,563 James, you of all people know how important applause is. 1117 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:51,395 Come on, man. Go on. 1118 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:53,481 Ovate. 1119 00:58:57,784 --> 00:59:00,196 Yes! Yes. 1120 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,579 Welcome to Jack in the box. My name is Shawn. 1121 00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:10,619 Can I interest you in our late-night 1122 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:12,525 stacked grilled cheeseburger munchie meal tonight? 1123 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,130 Well, I don't know, Shawn. 1124 00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:15,611 Why don't you walk me through the late-night 1125 00:59:15,635 --> 00:59:17,030 grilled stacked cheeseburger munchie meal. 1126 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,840 It's our signature sourdough Jack 1127 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:20,616 with a grilled cheese on top, served with two tacos, 1128 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,221 halfsies curly and regular fries, 1129 00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:23,907 and a 20-ounce drink for $6.10 before tax. 1130 00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:26,347 $6.10 before tax? Sign me up, Shawn. 1131 00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:27,582 What kind of drink would you like with that? 1132 00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:28,606 Let's do a dr pepper. 1133 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,058 Will that be all tonight? 1134 00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:32,190 Fuck no! Sorry, Shawn. Pardon my language. 1135 00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:33,838 You're not religious or anything, are you? 1136 00:59:33,862 --> 00:59:35,978 Anyway, I'm gonna get some chicken nuggets 1137 00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:37,567 for my friend Jess in here. 1138 00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:39,302 Would you like the meal or just the nuggets? 1139 00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:41,692 You know, fuck it, let's get her some jalapeno poppers too. 1140 00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:42,985 Will that be all tonight? 1141 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,994 You just asked that, and no. 1142 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,201 I'd like to get my friend James something as well. 1143 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,081 James, what would you like? 1144 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:51,493 He is gonna have a vanilla milkshake, 1145 00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,377 please and thank you, Shawn. 1146 01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:10,182 How are those nuggets, Jess? 1147 01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:11,972 It was always my favorite in high school... 1148 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:14,858 Get high, come up here. 1149 01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:17,519 Chicken nuggets. 1150 01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:22,032 And a dr pepper and curly fries. 1151 01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:23,908 That was the order. 1152 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:26,536 That was perfection. 1153 01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:31,408 Still mad at your friend James? 1154 01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:35,079 He's no killer. 1155 01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:37,748 What the fuck are you even talking about? 1156 01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:41,714 We watched. That shot came from behind the counter, man. 1157 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:45,255 Probably some paranoid, trigger-happy nra dickface 1158 01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:47,014 with lousy aim. 1159 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,016 Lucky James. 1160 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,678 Why would you lie about that? 1161 01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:56,100 Probably to make me think he's capable of killing me. 1162 01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:58,769 I don't know. 1163 01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,733 Can't shit a shitter, James. 1164 01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:05,822 These fucking fries are amazing. 1165 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:10,739 James, how's that shake, dude? 1166 01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:14,079 I'm just kidding. I don't care. 1167 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:16,370 Let's roll, shall we? 1168 01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:20,587 James, please enter a destination. 1169 01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:22,250 Where to, Bruno? 1170 01:01:22,304 --> 01:01:25,046 Top of monument, right off sunset. 1171 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:27,009 All the way to the dead end. 1172 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:31,138 What's there? 1173 01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:33,975 A hot tub, obviously. 1174 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,015 Please follow the highlighted route. 1175 01:01:36,067 --> 01:01:38,399 Honestly, you guys, I'm feeling a little guilty 1176 01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:39,685 because you both shared 1177 01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:41,729 some really profound shit with me earlier. 1178 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,772 So I want to share something with the both of you, 1179 01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:47,033 something that's always meant a lot to me. 1180 01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:49,069 But l can't do it alone. 1181 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,933 There's gonna be some chorus shit that you have to do. 1182 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,367 You'll figure it out. 1183 01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:55,875 Now, usually I don't do this, but, uh, 1184 01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:57,377 go ahead and break 'em off 1185 01:01:57,422 --> 01:01:59,003 with a little preview of the remix. 1186 01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:00,789 J now, I'm not trying to be rude j 1187 01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:02,403 j but, hey, pretty girl I'm feeling you j 1188 01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,383 j the way you do the things you do j 1189 01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:06,260 j reminds me of my Lexus coupe j 1190 01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:08,297 j that's why I'm all up in your grill j 1191 01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,577 j trying to get you to a hotel j 1192 01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:11,307 j you must be a football coach j 1193 01:02:11,353 --> 01:02:13,309 j the way you got me playing the field j 1194 01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:15,095 - ; So, baby, give me that j - j toot toot j 1195 01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:16,979 - j let me give you that j - ; Beep beep j 1196 01:02:17,025 --> 01:02:18,856 j running her hands through my fro j 1197 01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,642 j bouncing on twenty fo's j 1198 01:02:20,695 --> 01:02:22,526 come on, fuckers, sing it. 1199 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:24,358 J it's the remix to "ignition" j 1200 01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:25,988 j hot and fresh out the kitchen j 1201 01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:27,615 j mama rolling that body j 1202 01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:29,652 j got every man in here wishing j 1203 01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,660 j sipping on coke and rum j 1204 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:33,287 j I'm like, so what I'm drunk. J 1205 01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:34,994 j it's the freaking weekend j 1206 01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:37,409 j baby, I'm about to have me some fun j 1207 01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:39,418 j bounce, bounce, bounce j 1208 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:41,329 j bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce j 1209 01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:42,401 j bounce, bounce, bounce j 1210 01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:44,006 j comeon/j 1211 01:02:44,052 --> 01:02:46,008 j it's like "murder, she wrote" j 1212 01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:47,715 j once I get you out them clothes j 1213 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,504 j "privacy" is on the door j 1214 01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:51,327 j but still they can hear you screaming more j 1215 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:53,216 j girl, I'm feeling what you're feeling j 1216 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:55,226 j no more hoping and wishing j 1217 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:58,264 j I'm bout to take my key and stick it in the ignition j 1218 01:02:58,316 --> 01:03:00,056 - ; So give me that j - j toot toot j 1219 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:02,192 - j let me give you that j - ; Beep beep j 1220 01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:04,148 j running her hands through my fro j 1221 01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:06,028 j bouncing on 24s j 1222 01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:07,689 j while they say on the radio j 1223 01:03:07,742 --> 01:03:09,528 j it's the remix to "ignition" j 1224 01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:11,192 j hot and fresh out the kitchen j 1225 01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:12,986 j mama rolling that body j 1226 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:14,495 j got every man in here wishing j 1227 01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:16,827 j sipping on coke and rum j 1228 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:18,412 j I'm like, so what I'm drunk j 1229 01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:20,122 j it's the freaking weekend j 1230 01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:22,457 j baby, I'm about to have me some fun j 1231 01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,749 j cristal popping in the stretch navigator j 1232 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:29,090 j we got food everywhere, as if the party was catered j 1233 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:31,551 j we got fellas to my left [J 1234 01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:33,681 j honeys on my right j 1235 01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:36,935 j you bring ‘em both together, we got chilling all night © 1236 01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:40,438 j then after the show, it's the after-party j 1237 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:44,146 j and after the party, it's the hotel lobby 1238 01:03:44,195 --> 01:03:47,562 j around about 4:00 you got to clear the lobby j 1239 01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:49,571 j you can take it to your room and... j 1240 01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:51,107 aah! 1241 01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:55,328 You have reached your destination. 1242 01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:58,035 We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride. 1243 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:03,086 Yeah. 1244 01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:06,255 You got to be fucking kidding me. 1245 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,132 Go, go. 1246 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:11,090 The house. We got to go for the house. 1247 01:04:17,771 --> 01:04:20,012 - James, hurry. - Hold on. Hey. 1248 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:22,852 - Hold on. - Fuck, he's getting out. 1249 01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:27,940 Hey. 1250 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:30,571 Open the damn door! 1251 01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:32,027 Hey, come on, open the fucking door. 1252 01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:34,068 - Come on. James. James. - Somebody help us. 1253 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,826 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 1254 01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:42,044 James. 1255 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,129 Oh, fuck. 1256 01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:49,833 James! 1257 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,172 The pool. We need to get in the pool. 1258 01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:58,182 Oh, it's a bad idea. 1259 01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,719 - We don't have time. - Fuck this thing. 1260 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:21,072 I'm really sorry. 1261 01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:22,787 It's okay. 1262 01:06:03,001 --> 01:06:04,707 Let there be... 1263 01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:16,878 I told you we were going to a hot tub. 1264 01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:18,262 Get out. 1265 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:25,641 James... 1266 01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:28,939 You can end the ride now. 1267 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:31,814 This is our destination. 1268 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:40,573 I'll be sure to give you five stars in my review. 1269 01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:42,863 What do you want from us? 1270 01:06:47,795 --> 01:06:50,707 To do just what you said, 1271 01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:52,918 for god's sake. 1272 01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:56,084 Let us sit upon the ground 1273 01:06:56,137 --> 01:07:01,302 and tell sad stories of the death of kings. 1274 01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:03,262 Strip. 1275 01:07:03,311 --> 01:07:05,893 Bruno, come on, man. 1276 01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:08,225 You wanted to get in the hot tub, right? 1277 01:07:08,274 --> 01:07:11,437 I mean, that's why we're here, isn't it? 1278 01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:12,486 I want to go home. 1279 01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,815 Don't tell me to let you go 1280 01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,855 or that I'm making you stay here 1281 01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:20,071 or whatever other fake-ass bullshit you tell yourself 1282 01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:24,158 to justify your fundamentally unsatisfying existence. 1283 01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:25,697 Because frankly... 1284 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:28,583 I won't buy it. 1285 01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:36,587 Now, take off your clothes and get in the fucking hot tub. 1286 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:38,547 Off. 1287 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,613 We have to get the gun. 1288 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:11,577 Damn, bro. You work out? 1289 01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:14,245 You too, Jess. 1290 01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:34,523 Bellissima. 1291 01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:36,776 James, you ever kind of wish you were Italian? 1292 01:08:36,821 --> 01:08:40,313 Those guys get to say whatever they want about a woman's body, 1293 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,072 and nobody bats an eye. 1294 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:46,077 Now, get in the fucking hot tub. 1295 01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:17,809 - I'm gonna take a swig of this. - You're gonna need it. 1296 01:09:23,117 --> 01:09:24,357 What are you doing? 1297 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:30,573 Oh, "something, something” desperate times. 1298 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:33,458 "Something, something” desperate measures. 1299 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,960 - I'm not desperate. Jessica. 1300 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:38,997 Tonight you asked your cab driver on a date. 1301 01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:41,837 Belittle me all you want, Bruno. 1302 01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:43,251 I'm not belittling you. 1303 01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:45,064 That's what you are. You drive people around. 1304 01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:47,054 You offer them adorable little bottles of water. 1305 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:48,681 You do everything in your power 1306 01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:51,308 to block the nagging voice in your head that says, 1307 01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:53,970 "i will never be anything other than this." 1308 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:58,062 And until you acknowledge that, you never will. 1309 01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:00,523 So is that what this is about? 1310 01:10:00,571 --> 01:10:02,903 You think you're somehow helping us? 1311 01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:05,065 You're an amazing actor, James, 1312 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:07,234 but no one's ever gonna know that. 1313 01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:11,450 Because when the time comes to act, you hesitate. 1314 01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:16,960 You told me you just wanted to play Richard il before you die. 1315 01:10:17,004 --> 01:10:18,540 And now you're gonna kill me? 1316 01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:20,705 Don't be so banal. 1317 01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:23,841 Tonight isn't about dying. It's about living. 1318 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,760 If we make it to sunrise, 1319 01:10:26,806 --> 01:10:29,548 you will forever look back on this night 1320 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:33,309 and remember what it felt like to be alive. 1321 01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,595 Now, you get to choose. 1322 01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,479 Who goes first? 1323 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:40,691 You or her? 1324 01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,443 Me, Bruno. 1325 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,604 - Fucking point your gun at me. - Great. 1326 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:50,151 Is this gwyn's house? 1327 01:10:50,204 --> 01:10:52,570 What the fuck did you just say? 1328 01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:56,286 Bruno a. Stands for Bruno Anthony, 1329 01:10:56,335 --> 01:10:59,498 a dead club promoter they found in Hollywood. 1330 01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:01,162 This guy doesn't look dead to me. 1331 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:03,831 I hope I don't look like a fucking club promoter either. 1332 01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:07,252 They said he's survived by his fiancée, Gwyneth. 1333 01:11:07,305 --> 01:11:10,718 You told us that you suffered from a recent breakup. 1334 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,974 I believe that. That's not a lie. 1335 01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:14,850 No, the only thing you lied about 1336 01:11:14,896 --> 01:11:16,852 is how long ago it actually happened. 1337 01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:22,107 Go on, Bruno, use your words. 1338 01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:29,073 Get out of the tub! 1339 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:36,948 I knew it. 1340 01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,662 Hey, hey, don't you fucking move, man! 1341 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:41,327 - L knew I could get you to do... - Don't listen to him. 1342 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:42,745 Anything. 1343 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,882 I knew I could get you to pick up a girl, 1344 01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:50,136 to commit armed robbery, to kill somebody. 1345 01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:52,092 Let's just get out of here! 1346 01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,052 I guess that somebody's me. 1347 01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:55,261 Fuck you! 1348 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:57,768 You said you were just a henchman. 1349 01:11:57,814 --> 01:12:00,021 Now you get to be a full-on villain. 1350 01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:01,556 Fuck this guy, James. Let's just go. 1351 01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:02,609 Do it. 1352 01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:06,151 Do it! 1353 01:12:06,197 --> 01:12:07,482 Goodbye, Bruno. 1354 01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:14,538 James. 1355 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,246 Come on! 1356 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:23,161 I thought you were my buddy. 1357 01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:26,422 Stay with me, brother. 1358 01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:31,593 James! 1359 01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:44,481 Hello, James. You have one new ride request. 1360 01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:02,746 Ride accepted. Let's ride. 1361 01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,004 Hello, is this Maria? 1362 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:17,264 This is James. I'm your ride.