Total gobbledygook.
Welcome, thanks for coming.
America got tired of the noise up here...
...so they called the cops!
You are a majestic snake
...with an impressive mustache.
Now you must shed your skin
...to become a tiny dragon!
Head pop!
Do you know how fast you were going?
Sorry, my dear. Had to keep up appearances.
I can still smell the American on me.
Smells like... hot dog water.