EVERY SCENE WITH ACTUAL ANIMALS WAS CONDUCTED UNDER THE ACRE OF SPECIALISTS
Today's breakfast menu is seafood paella, 293 calories,
and oriental salad, 135 calories.
Have a delightful day.
There, there.
Darling, are you scared of the elevator?
Hang in there, okay?
What are you looking at, punk?
Why you little...
Isn't my baby
just adorable?
Isn't he?
Would you like to pet him? He's adorable.
What? Oh, no! What are you doing?
Hey, what is wrong with you?
I'm so sorry.
Gosh, I'm terribly sorry.
Do you know what people carry around the most these days?
Dog waste bags.
They carry those around proudly as if they're designer bags.
"My dog is so cute. Even his poop is cute!"
"Try smelling the germs. It smells nice."
"His pee isn't dirty either."
This is what you call collective madness.
They care about their dogs so much,
and yet they have no respect whatsoever for humans.
Mr. Joo.
Congratulations on your promotion in advance.
Congratulations.
A word, if you will.
Well,
it is a bit sad to be leaving the field.
And just like that, you'll become the director of the Shanghai Blue Team.
Step by step. One thing at a time.
Sorry for the disrespect!
No one knows who will take the position yet.
Don't hold your breath.
Hey.
You don't like me, do you?
Go on and hate me.
They say that hatred maximizes one's potential.
That way, you can hold out until you get your pension.
Good luck.
Terror attacks are taking place all over the world these days.
Recently, an organization called Lone Wolf declared Korea as its target.
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of relations between Korea-China,
the Chinese Premier is coming next month.
There are hopes for peace between the North and the South.
-The entire world will be watching. -When will they put that thing away?
-Before the Premier's arrival, -Mr. Hwang loves it.
an envoy will be visiting. She will be our VIP.
She is very picky,
so we will need to look after every single detail
from her taste in food to her bedroom.
Who is that envoy?
Put her on the screen.
It's so cute.
The name of the envoy is Mingming.
She's the symbol of the amicable relations between Korea and China.
Why do we have to guard a stupid panda?
In 1972, during the cold war,
do you know what China did to restore its relations with the US?
No, I don't.
The then Premier of China, Mao Zedong, sent a panda as an envoy.
From long ago, China has been using pandas
as the means of soft diplomacy to build relations with other countries.
This is a valuable chance to loosen the tension
between Korea and China.
If assigned, you will be tasked with the honorable mission
to personally escort the envoy
to the meeting of the President and the Premier.
Any volunteers?
Director Min.
What is there to think about?
You?
You must be desperate to be promoted.
I thought you hated animals.
In our line of work, national interest comes first.
I'll do it. The animal diplomacy thing...
This will be my last task in the field.
All right. The day after tomorrow,
the panda...
That bear...
The envoy will arrive.
What should we prepare first?
I think we should tighten the security on the special airplane--
How dare you during the meeting!
It's yours, Mr. Joo.
MY DAUGHTER
You can't call me when I'm--
Mr. Joo, help me!
Seo-yeon! Are you okay? What happened?
What is that?
I want you to find its owner, Mr. Joo.
You called me over this trivial--
Is losing one's family trivial?
It should be easy for you to find its family, shouldn't it?
I thought you were a detective or something.
This must be its name.
God? The Almighty?
Goodness. I can't believe this.
To become a vet,
I need to take good care of different animals.
Seo-yeon. There are three things I want to tell you, so listen carefully.
First, that cat looks very dirty.
It must have been exposed to germs, and it can infect you too.
Put the cat down right now and wash your hands.
Second, I'm not a detective. I work for the government.
Secretly and covertly.
Third, and most importantly,
call me dad.
Why on earth do you call me Mr. Joo?
I'll report you to the government office for violating the Animal Welfare Act.
Where did you learn that?
Ask.com.
The internet is spoiling the kids.
You are right. I am spoiled.
It's because I grew up without a mother and I barely get to see my father.
These animals are a big stress for me.
They are noisy and they pee and poo everywhere.
They are so dirty.
If you don't respect animals, you'll be punished.
I'm sure you have heard of animals risking their own lives to save humans.
Have you heard of the opposite?
I'm sure you haven't.
Okay. Fine.
I get it now.
Your birthday is in a few weeks, right?
Here. Buy yourself anything you like and go out to eat with your friends.
You're hopeless, Mr. Joo.
I hate you.
Why... What?
See you on your birthday.
Bring your friends.
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of Korea and China's relations,
the Chinese envoy, Mingming the panda,
has arrived in Incheon Airport today.
After being quarantined, Mingming will be resting in a zoo
until next month when she will be invited to the dinner
for the summits of Korea and China.
Next up...
Alpha section 47.
THE 25TH-ANNIVERSARY OF KOREA-CHINA RELATIONS
Bravo section 47.
It's all clear on the bridge.
The event place is all set.
The VIP is heading for the event location.
It's 09, 09, zone A all clear.
The envoy has arrived in the waiting room.
Escort the VIP.
Come, 1478.
Why did you bring him?
Darn it. Stand up.
Stand up, 1478.
What an idiot.
Report back on the zones that have been searched.
Make sure to secure the VIP's path.
Why is it over there?
Salute!
-Hey, Cheater. -Tae-ju.
Stop it.
What brings you here?
I just came back alive from the gates of hell.
Weren't you in New Zealand? It's a safe country.
That's why I called it "gates of hell".
But I didn't stop training.
I'll carry on your legacy as the next top agent.
All right, then. Listen carefully.
Here is my first order, okay?
That cat over there. I want you to put it away.
Pardon? A cat?
Is that the name of a terrorist?
Okay. Consider it done.
Which family is the Cat in?
For goodness' sake.
Don't you worry. I'm here.
That's why I'm worried.
Do you know what this is?
-What is it? -Stop.
You must not touch it.
Then why are you showing it to me?
Look.
If you press this switch,
all electronic devices within a radius of 50m will...
Radios have stopped working.
Give it to me!
One, two, three. Mic check.
Back to your positions.
Hey.
You need to disrupt the enemy's devices.
What's the point if our devices go down as well?
Tae-ju, you're a genius.
I'll fact-check it immediately.
That's not how you use that phrase. Okay?
-Okay. -Do you get it?
No! It's expensive.
Here is my second order.
You stay there and do nothing.
Today, we have an important guest from China.
Let me introduce to you, Mingming!
That's a panda!
MASTER CLEAN SERVICE
Quiet down, will you?
Evacuate everyone! We have a situation!
We have a situation!
Hey! Who is setting off the smoke bombs?
-Report in! Now! -They're coming from all directions.
It looks like several people are setting them off while moving.
Let's go!
Report in, I said!
Hey, 1478! Get back here!
Team, locate the damn panda...
I mean, the envoy!
I'll take care of it, sir!
Hey, Cheater!
-I told you not to do anything! -Out of the way!
What the hell is wrong with this car?
Well done.
Move her to a safe place for now.
We found the envoy.
The bombers--
We're on our way.
MASTER CLEAN SERVICE
Those punks...
Freeze!
Where are you, Ms. Envoy?
Run! Everybody, run!
It's him! He has struck again!
Are you taking a nap over there?
You idiot! Run!
A dog is talking.
Mr. Joo, are you all right?
Where is the panda?
We told the people that it was a mock drill.
And we told the press that the envoy is settling into the zoo.
Text the headquarters that I'm definitely coming.
Yes, sir.
Twinkles, you are so cute...
Hello.
Hey, get off of me.
Hey, let me go!
-Darn it. It's that jerk again. -It'll be over soon.
Don't you mess with me.
I won't.
Dang.
Why you little...
Hey, jerk. Can you hear me?
Really? You really can?
Goodness. A human can hear me.
What are you doing?
Awesome! Can you tell him something for me?
Be my interpreter.
He keeps telling me that I need a wiener surgery.
Just think about it. Getting a wiener surgery?
Seriously, at this age?
-It's just wrong, right? -He talks...
-He's talking... -Hey, stop staring at me. Hey.
Hey, you better watch it. Come on, interpret for me.
My bladder is filling up. Hey, don't be like that. Hey!
Seriously, don't go. Hey!
Darn it. I should have peed on his face like yesterday.
Right. It's probably because I'm not well.
I haven't been eating
healthy enough.
RED GINSENG
Goodness.
Dogs can't talk. It's ridiculous, right?
Jeez.
Hey, there. Young man.
Yes, sir?
Yes, you.
-Come and help me. -What the...
You, the one with the neck brace.
I'm already two years old,
and I've been doing this for the past three hours.
Help me out, man. Take me to your place.
I have only six months left at most,
but I have high blood pressure and even a myocardial infarction.
-Tae-ju! -I asked for your help.
-Wake up! -Why are you slapping yourself?
What an idiot.
-Get it together. -Here's the animal
that will capture your heart.
A 100 percent real hedgehog.
Who would pay 30,000 won for that old rat?
"Rat"? Show some respect, will you?
What do you think of my spines? Aren't they pretty?
Buy 1 get 1 free, for only 25,000 won!
Hey, where are you going? Come back!
Is he gone?
Mr. Joo, are you feeling better?
Yes.
Stop pandering him, Director Min.
What nerve does he have to show his face?
He ruined the relations between Korea and China,
and even lost the envoy.
Could you tell me what happened at the scene?
Well, what happened is...
There's Mr. Joo.
Why did he bother to come? He'll get fired anyway.
I knew this would happen back when he thought he'd become the new director.
There is no way he doesn't know that the director is going to fire him.
This is legendary.
The legend of the fastest nose-dive
-from promotion to unemployment. -Director Min.
Are you going to fire me?
-Pardon? -Wait, guys.
It looks like Mr. Joo can hear us.
-Director Min. -What? No way.
-You trust me, don't you? -Can he really hear us?
-He can hear us? -Of course.
I've always believed in you since I was a junior.
I did get an early promotion considering the time I've worked here.
On the other hand, you were out in the field--
I can hear animals talk.
I said I can hear animals talk.
-Mr. Joo. -I'm not joking.
A dog I met in the elevator talked about his wiener
and kept calling me over.
And in the supermarket, a hamster told me he's 30,000 won.
-And hedgehogs said they were 25,000 won. -Mr. Joo!
Tell the agents not to throw their boogers in here!
-I'm so sick of it. -This is a serious issue!
-Tell them not to throw boogers. -We don't want boogers.
-Please tell them to stop! -It's gross!
Who put boogers in the fish tank?
Director Min.
It seems Mr. Joo either lost his mind,
or deliberately sabotaged the operation.
Mr. Joo, is that true?
Did you hate me that much?
Did you mess up just to screw me over--
Why would I do such a thing?
I have had so many near-death experiences working in the field,
and I can't even live with my family because of security reasons.
Hey! I'm Joo Tae-ju!
And I'm Min Su-hui.
Tae-ju. Please come to your senses.
Remember? You always told me this.
"An egg broken from the inside becomes a chick,
but an egg broken from the outside becomes a fried egg."
What are you talking about?
We'll conduct an internal investigation.
So, take a break for the time being.
You should turn in your ID Badge and gun.
The panda.
I'll make sure to find the panda.
How will you do it without the team, people, or weapons?
Even you can't do that.
You'd better stop before you get hurt.
You'll see.
I will find it, one way or another.
Please leave.
-But how did he know? -Mr. Joo!
There is one man
Who loved you too much
There is one man
Who can't even say he loves you
He is right by your side
Where you can reach if you just hold out your hand
He cherishes you even more than he does himself
I am right there
No!
Darn it.
I can go back as soon as I find the panda.
I just need to find the panda.
The panda...
Wait.
Have I found her already?
Tae-ju. It's me, your colleague!
How are you feeling?
Wait.
Now, a panda is claiming to be my colleague.
Wait.
What year did you graduate? Which department do you work for?
Ministry of Foreign Affairs? I'm...
What are you doing here?
I'm carrying out a special mission by myself.
You know, I specialize in covert ops.
If China finds out about this, we'll be in big trouble.
Dragon...
Tyrannosaurus!
Baboon!
Gosh, it's hot!
Fire! Fire!
Fire!
WARNING: ALCOHOL
Tae-ju, don't worry.
I'm immortal.
Males are stupid.
They humiliate the entire primate order.
Hey, kid. Come here.
How dare you ignore me? I'm your elder.
I'm ages older than you, show some respect!
Why is your forehead so wide? Are you losing hair?
I can understand everything you say.
How dare you, you're just a gorilla.
How dare you, you're just a human.
Hey! Did you just understand me?
Aren't you here to find the panda?
Yes, I am.
How did you know?
I know everything that happens in this zoo.
Nothing gets past me.
So, you saw everything?
I can't tell you for free, buddy.
Oh, my. Look at the chest.
My goodness.
Stop it and tell me already!
Find the dog.
What do you mean? What dog?
The German Shepherd.
According to my latest sources,
he was sent away to the abandoned farm in the mountain behind the zoo.
Is it the dog that swore at me?
That dog knows.
-Knows what? -Oh, come on.
The person who stole the panda.
When the dog got scared and ran around,
he smelled the thief.
Find the dog and put the thief behind bars.
Forget it.
What am I doing with an animal?
What?
Can you smell the dung of the elephant over there?
They can even smell the fart from the zebras behind them.
Can you hear the ants walking over there?
You can't, can you?
Dogs can even hear the sound of fleas jumping.
That dog definitely smelled the thief.
Besides, he's a military dog. A military dog.
The people at the farm are scary.
So, don't ever go there alone.
Take care of yourself.
Is this the military dog training center?
You know, a military dog that ran away from the center recently.
You mean 78?
Is the dog's name 78?
Its military service number is 1478.
That dog goes crazy when it smells gunpowder.
We only brought him to fill in because some dogs fell sick.
What about him?
Darn it. It's a poop!
That terrorist hid bombs in the car and was waiting for us.
Our entire platoon could have wiped.
-Goodness. -Really?
-People called me four-legged tank. -Incredible.
I roamed the battlefield where it rained bullets
to detect explosives.
I bit the enemy while I was on a parachute.
Not on the ground, but in the sky.
-That's amazing. -That's so cool.
What a load of crap.
If you're so great, what are you doing here?
Military dogs get vacations.
Paid vacations. We get paid.
Jeez. So, do they pay you in bones or dog food?
-Goodness. -That's funny.
To us military dogs, a paycheck means nothing.
I was there during the September 11 attack too.
You prick. You probably weren't even born back then.
I was in my mother's womb at the time.
-Hey, 1478. -Yes, sir! 1478 reporting, sir!
-It's a human. -Who is that?
A human is speaking our language.
Sergeant Cho misses you a lot.
What is he doing here?
So, why did you desert your station?
-What? -What is "desert"?
It's to run away from the army.
Was that all a lie?
No.
Clucky, he's a human.
Did you already forget what they have done to you guys?
What are you waiting for?
-Let's welcome our guest. -Okay!
How dare you sell me to a barbecue restaurant!
Do I look like a black pig to you?
Hello, sir. You're up already?
-You disrespectful punks. -Come here.
You've made me repeat the word "hello" all day.
Do you know how boring it is
to say nothing but "hello" hundreds of times a day?
You piece of bull-crickety crackerjack, I'll mince you
and grind you up in a mixer.
You humans are creepier than the bird flu. Bring it on!
Bring him to me. I'll infect him with vibrio vulnificus.
Way to go, guys. Come on out.
-Take him out. -I'll crush you.
You guys.
You're going to regret this.
He's charging away like a tank!
-You're dead! -Move out of the way, human!
You're going to get hurt!
It's a sausage!
-What? -Where?
-It's a branded one! -Where is it?
That sausage is mine!
Oh, my head! Goodness heavens.
-It's mine! -It tastes so good.
-I love this. -Give it here.
Hey, come to your senses. What are you doing?
Give it to me!
-It's mine! -It's really good.
Hey. You know who stole the panda, right?
-Have a nice day. -Wait. You're going nowhere.
I don't know anything about that. Who are you, by the way?
You know who the thief is.
You told me to run away. Remember?
I said that? Why are you doing this to me?
Are you a dog trader?
Everyone, stop.
-Are you falling for human tricks again? -Oh, right.
Run for it, human. It's your last chance.
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Get him! Run your trotters off!
What are you doing? Watch out!
Guys! Help me!
The dog trader is kidnapping me!
How could you let him get away?
This is why I told you to exercise.
Don't move.
-I said, don't move. -Help!
-Don't you dare move! -Help!
Stay still.
Oh, jeez.
You stay there.
They tell me that you can't smell gun powder anymore
-so you can't do any missions. -What are you on about?
I'm a top pedigree military dog from Germany.
These fangs do not belong to a dog.
They are the fangs of a lion.
You little...
Hurry up and tell me. Who is the thief?
Where and when did you see him?
You're funny.
What are you doing with a toy?
I'm hungry and sleepy.
I feel like a good night's sleep might help me remember.
Goodness!
Go easy on the accelerator.
So, this is where humans live.
This is great.
Hey, you should wipe your feet.
-Great. -Good morning, Tae-ju.
Let me take a look around.
You must have worked overtime last night.
Gosh, this is so soft. Look how bouncy it is.
Tae-ju, what's with the dog sound?
Hey, you promised you would behave.
There's a second floor too. Let's go and see.
-Detecting explosives. -Darn it.
You!
Come over here.
-Stop there! -Catch me if you can!
Wait, it's a ball. It's a ball!
Help me.
Help me, Tae-ju.
-It's a crazy dog. -Hey.
-Crazy dog, stop it.
Bad dog. Son of a...
Don't bite me.
Stop it. Please, don't...
So, it wasn't a ball. No wonder it was so hard.
Human, how dare you repay my loyal service like this.
You underestimated the AI.
I will take over...
Why do you have so much stuff in your fridge?
-Hey, wait. 78. -Don't you have any food?
-You said you were hungry, right? -How do you live on these?
-Right? -Don't you have food? I'm hungry.
Why aren't you eating?
"Military dog rules, clause 1.
We do not eat human food."
I won't eat it.
-Pat and compliment your dog -Finally, I cleaned everything up.
-to make them more obedient. -My whole body aches.
You need to walk them every day too.
Be patient until the dog opens up to you.
"Be patient."
Passionate compliments are a must.
"Compliments."
Sir, you must trust me wholeheartedly.
You need to smile.
This isn't bad. Which brand is it? It's so soft.
Hey, 1478. You must be hungry.
-What? -You want some snacks?
-What? -You're doing a great job.
-Very good. -I've got a delicious snack for you.
Did you lose your mind?
Did you eat something wrong?
-Wait. -Where are you going?
Just give me a second.
I need to take a leak.
The daily urine output of an adult German Shepherd is 1,520cc.
He's very healthy.
I'm going to kill you.
What? What for?
Come here. I will cut you into pieces.
What are you doing with a bread knife?
-You punk! -Jeez, you have a temper.
Weren't you looking for the panda?
I don't need you!
I'll find her myself!
Get out.
Get out!
-Get lost! -I have no place to go.
Come here.
You...
-Oh, my. -Oh, my.
Hi.
What's all this?
Welcome, Seo-yeon.
Happy birthday.
-Shut it. -Okay.
You said you would throw me a birthday party.
You said I could bring my friends too!
It's okay. It's not like this hasn't happened before.
All dads are the same.
Seo-yeon, why don't we go out and eat something nice?
Pizza? Barbecue?
No!
My name is Ali.
I used to roam the battlefields where it rained bullets.
Is that a dog?
Hey.
Gosh, I'm so popular.
Mr. Joo. I thought you hated animals.
Are you sick or something?
Are you in menopause?
No. Well...
He used to be a military dog.
A military dog? That's so cool.
This is such a cool birthday present.
What's your name?
My name is Ali, not 78.
Could you please tell her that?
His name is Ali.
Ali.
Seo-yeon, why don't we
bath him first?
Come here.
What? A bath?
What do you mean? I took a bath last year.
Let's give him a bath.
-Let's go take a bath. -I said I did it last year.
Bathing too much will lead to hair loss.
No, I'm not going.
-Good boy. -I'm not going!
Get off of me!
Gosh, this is nice. It's so warm and refreshing.
There we go. A bit lower.
That really hits the spot.
Gross. I touched it.
This feels nice.
Could you rub it harder? Come on.
How can I rub harder than this?
You're so cool.
It looks like he can talk to the dog too.
Seo-yeon, what does your dad do again?
She said he's like a detective.
Is he an animal detective then?
He's so cool.
Ali.
Ali, come here.
This way.
Good boy.
Goodness. Being a companion dog is hard.
-Let me take a rest. -I had so much fun today.
Did you?
Surprise.
Don't you know how old she is?
Let's go see the panda next week.
Panda?
I want to see Mingming from China.
I want to see her too.
Okay.
I'll make sure you meet the panda.
Aunt must be worried. I should get going.
Sure.
Bye, Ali
Take care.
How did you become friends with her so quickly?
I have no idea what's in her head.
Just play with her. Walk with her, run with her,
listen to her and be with her.
That's it?
What else is there?
So, that's it.
What is it? What's going on?
What are you doing there?
What's wrong?
I smell him.
Who?
He killed So-jin.
Here. This way.
Here's the ball.
Look here.
What am I going to do with you?
-Salute. -Salute.
He's hopeless.
He's too cowardly and lazy. He's untrainable.
Just send him to the lab.
Please give him one last chance.
That's right. Come here.
You have to keep it up, okay?
You're not 78 anymore. I have a name for you.
Ali, run!
You're in danger. The panda is too.
-You might all end up dead. -Let's go.
Come.
What's wrong, Ali?
What's going on?
Ali, come back here.
Ali!
You mean it's a terrorist who attacked
the UN Peacekeeping Force dispatched to Cosomia three years ago?
He came to the zoo and stole the panda?
You can come out now.
Ali is the name of the boxer that I admire the most.
Muhammad Ali.
When you see him, fly like a butterfly,
and sting like a bee.
You can do it.
Okay.
Stop it.
-You're not that bad after all. -Stop it.
Hey!
-Come here. -Don't come near me!
-Go away. -Would you like to smell my butt?
-Don't! -Come on. I'll let you smell.
-Hey. -It smells good.
-We even bathed together. -Stop it!
-Smell it.
-I said, stop! -It smells nice.
-Hey! -Come here.
How long do I have to eat this?
Do you know who I am?
I'm the biggest star in Sichuan, Mingming.
How dare you treat me like this.
I can't eat something like this.
How many times did I say I only eat high-quality food?
I only eat the finest bamboos and bamboo shoots.
It's not like I'm picky.
Isn't that my ball?
Come down here.
I get it. You're my fan.
Or are you my stalker?
Do you think it's right to lock up my beauty like this?
Wait, you're smiling.
A show of hands who thinks I should be let go?
Pandas used to be carnivorous,
but they somehow turned herbivorous as they evolved.
They eat bamboos and bamboo shoots for 16 hours a day.
That panda is from Sichuan.
I'll try to find who imported bamboos from that region.
Hey, are you listening?
-It's him. -What?
He was here.
All right.
-Well done. -I know.
-You're not bad. -I'm not bad.
Let's go.
-Hurry up. -You're getting too eager again.
Wait up.
This is the place.
This is where the smell stopped.
Excuse me, sir.
There we go! It's the maple card!
This week's winning numbers are
two, seven, thirty-three, one, six,
and ten!
Here you go.
A 10,000 won bill again?
Don't you have any 50,000 won bills?
Sir, may I ask you something?
About the people who bought bamboos here.
Can I see
a CCTV footage of them or their credit card bills?
What?
A CCTV footage or their credit card bills.
You brat!
You want to pay with a credit card, not cash?
You disrespectful punk!
I'm not going to sell this precious black goat
that tells me the winning numbers.
How dare you... Get lost, you scum!
Hey, idiot. We don't accept credit cards.
If you want the numbers, bring cash. You morons.
Let's go.
Someone should teach that punk some manners.
I won the third prize in the lottery last week!
What a fortune-teller you are!
-Let me buy you a nice dinner tonight. -Come.
All right!
You're back again. Hey, morons.
Morons? Do you think we are morons?
-What? -Why? Are you surprised?
I seem to be able to communicate with you, don't I?
Who are you?
We?
We are--
A joint investigation team from the intelligence agency.
You're in so much trouble now.
Tell us the license plate number.
What? What nonsense are you talking about?
-Of which car? -A truck.
You must have seen some people that were carrying bamboos.
If you want something from me, bring money.
I'm craving for a 50,000 won bill today.
Well, then.
Sergeant Al.
Wait. What are you doing?
Why are you doing this to me?
-What have I done? -Do you see his fangs?
Those fangs do not belong on a dog.
They are the fangs of a lion.
-Now you get it. -Fine, fine. I will tell you.
I'll talk, all right?
Call off the dog, will you?
Okay.
It will cost you a 50,000 won per digit.
Let's give him a taste of your fangs.
Wait! I remember now!
It's the guy whose leg smells like iron, right?
Goodness. Where did all these kids come from?
-It's a panda! -It's a panda!
-It's so cute. -It's so pretty!
-Show us Kung Fu. -Kung Fu?
Punch.
-Can you do turning kicks too? -Turning kicks?
Eat your food.
Gosh, it's bitter.
"Genomics?"
It's a Korean company.
DR. BAEK ACCUSED OF PLAGIARISM GENOMICS IN TROUBLE
Why would a successful biotechnology company...
Why?
DR. BAEK APPOINTED AS CHAIRMAN OF PANDA CONSERVATION SOCIETY
Gosh, you scared me.
-It's him. -What's wrong?
What? Who?
The man who took the panda. I recognize his face.
-Are you sure? -I'm certain.
It's his face.
Tae-ju.
What are you doing with the dog?
Gosh, he scared me.
Is that a human or a panda?
-He's Cheater. -I see.
Hey.
I can't believe you've let yourself go like this.
I think I'm doing better than you.
That accident must have made you completely crazy.
Man-sik, this dog is a very important witness.
He's a witness dog.
His name is Ali, and he's helping me.
How could a mere dog be of help?
He doesn't look very well.
He's much better than you.
You're getting worse and worse.
You should have gotten yourself treated.
You used to be a top agent. What has happened to you?
Hey, hey.
Tae-ju, could you help me get up?
I think he's the one who needs treatments.
Hey, let's run for it.
Not that weapon!
-I don't even know how to use it! -Bye, Cheater.
-My mom bought it for me! -I'm sorry about that.
No!
What's the most popular animal in the world?
It's the panda bear.
Genomics' new project is toy panda.
We will clone the genes
-How adorable. -of the pandas that have good genes
and make them as small as puppies.
People will go crazy for it.
-Kids will love it. -Why? Because it's convenient.
They don't have to be neutered like dogs and cats.
They can't reproduce,
so people can buy them only from our company.
Hey.
What is it?
I think we need to change the plan.
Can I go to the bathroom really quickly?
Suit yourself.
I'll be right back, then.
With the cloned bamboos, we will make panda food,
panda houses, panda toys, and even panda amusement parks.
The exclusive rights to toy pandas around the world
will be ours.
Dr. Baek,
but where will you get the panda genes?
Isn't it tightly controlled by the Chinese government?
We have secured a subject that can provide the best eggs.
We got him.
That was satisfying.
It's him.
I recognize this smell.
What do I do?
I don't think I can do this alone.
-Ali. -I might lose him.
Live up to your name.
-What do I do? -When you see him,
fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
You can do it.
Dr. Baek is the chairman and the chief researcher
of a biotechnology company called Genomics.
I know.
The problem is
he wasn't in Korea on the day the panda went missing.
This is a photo of him leaving JFK Airport in New York.
He arrived in Korea three days after the incident.
Okay. I got it.
What's wrong with you?
What on earth is he doing?
Are you okay?
Director Min.
I'm not sure if we can trust Mr. Joo.
After saying ranting on about a Lone Wolf,
now he's saying Dr. Baek, an eminent figure, is the culprit.
There must be some kind of misunderstanding.
The information is from Ali.
Ali?
-Please check again. -Which country is the agency located?
Arabia? Italy?
Well... You see...
He's... He's a German--
Isn't that the dog's name?
The German Shepherd Mr. Joo always takes around with him.
Fact-checking, see?
Your informant was a dog?
You seem to be living up to your nickname.
Crazy Dog, Joo Tae-ju!
Mr. Joo.
From this moment forward, you're relieved of your duties.
You're a civilian now.
What the hell did you do?
Why did you do this?
I told you not to make a scene.
And you stormed the zoo in broad daylight?
Do you have any idea where I've been?
Move the panda tomorrow.
To a deserted island in the Philippines.
We will carry on the research there.
Just do as I say.
Inject that into a body of an organism
and activate the detonator. Then it will explode.
We're still unstable because it's in its testing stages.
What do you need that for?
They left.
My fans will think I'm dead and be disappointed.
What? What language is that?
In order to become a superstar,
you need to know at least five languages.
What's this?
-A dog? -Hey.
I'm a military dog.
I used to roam the battlefields where it rained bullets.
What's the use?
You're still a dog.
Who sent a dog?
Fine. Good luck surviving then.
Wait. Don't go.
Look at me.
What do you think? This is my best pose.
-It's my fans' favorite. -You're really good.
You're indeed a superstar.
Wait. What was I doing?
You said you came to save me.
Oh, right. I must tell Mr. Joo about this now.
Mr. Joo? Isn't that my bodyguard?
That's right. But he's really suspicious.
I don't think he'll believe me.
This should do.
Mr. Military Dog, if you get me out of here,
I'll hire you as my bodyguard.
I'll be honored.
Hey, Mr. Joo. Open the door. It's me.
Open the door.
Hurry up and open the door.
You, 1478!
Do you have any idea what I've been through because of you?
Why is this in your mouth? You stupid dog.
-No! I won't let you! -Let go of it, you punk.
Come on!
No!
Follow me.
No!
Mr. Joo! Come on out.
-I need to tell you something. -Come on.
-Listen to me! -Let's go.
This is Lucky. I brought him so he can be Ali's friend.
He was abandoned by his owner,
but now he's very pretty because I took good care of him.
Ali. Ali?
Ali.
-Mr. Joo, where's Ali? -I don't know.
Don't look for that stupid dog.
What did you do to him?
Did you abandon him?
That dog can never live in this house.
He went back to where he belongs.
You're a bad man.
What?
That's it. You're getting punished today.
Do you know what happens to retired military dogs?
What does that have anything to do with me?
They put them to sleep or use them for animal testing.
You just got Ali killed, Mr. Joo.
Do you know how your mother died?
You must have been hungry.
She didn't care about her own health.
She kept working, without knowing she was ill.
Then her face and her entire body turned black.
Mom died of sepsis.
I knew it wasn't because of a car accident.
To her, animals were more precious than her family.
I can't forgive your mom.
I don't understand her at all.
I can understand her very well.
Mom thought the lives of both humans and animals
were equally valuable.
Seo-yeon.
I'm proud of Mom.
She's not like you, Mr. Joo.
Let's go, Lucky.
Time for the special training.
Stand up, 1478.
Today, I'll teach you
what the military spirit is all about.
Who the hell is it?
You came.
Mr. Joo!
Are you okay? Did you get hurt?
Is your hand all right? Answer me.
What's with the face?
You're not feeling good, right?
Okay. This should do it.
Throw it. It will make you feel better.
I won't. Go away.
I saved your life, so go live your life.
What's wrong?
I'm the one who sent you here!
-Do you understand? -What?
So, get away from me.
Good boy! You threw it very far.
See? You feel better now, right?
There you go! Well done!
This time, try throwing it in a different direction.
Are you training me?
Go! I said, go!
Just try it again. Try throwing it farther.
Hey.
I almost killed you.
Doesn't that upset you?
Don't you hate me?
I'm sure you did that because I caused trouble.
You came back anyway. That's all that matters.
Mr. Joo, you're a good man.
Don't do this, okay?
I understand.
What's wrong?
Hey.
Go away.
I said, go.
It's okay. I won't go anywhere. I'll always be by your side.
I said, go!
-Go! -No, I won't.
Mr. Joo. I will protect you, no matter what.
-Get off of me. -Why did you cry?
Because... What?
-Where did you get this? -The trash can in the bathroom.
Gross!
Wait. We don't have time for this.
-What? -I found the envoy.
What? Why are you telling me that now?
Hurry up and follow me.
If you're wrong again this time, I am really going to kill you!
Let's go!
We're almost there. This is the place.
I'm lost. Please don't kill me.
What are you doing?
Tae-ju.
What are you doing here?
It's you, Cheater.
-And what are you doing here? -Sit down.
-Tae-ju. -Sit down.
-This is no time to be -Sit down!
-walking your dog. -They'll hear us.
-This is an important time. -Shut him up.
What are you doing here?
-Even if the world ends tomorrow, -Keep it down.
I must keep on training.
I always exercise here.
But you said you were lost.
I did?
The panda is here.
So, please don't interrupt me and just leave, okay?
The envoy is here?
What do we do? There are so many of them.
Come here. Let's make plans.
He has totally lost his mind.
Hanging out with him will make me look stupid too.
One at two o'clock.
One at ten o'clock.
Let's go.
Ms. Envoy, I'm back.
Hey, military dog!
-Come on out, now. -I knew you would come.
-I believed you. -Mr. Joo, say hi to her.
I appoint you as my bodyguard.
You should be honored.
Goodness. Who do you think I am?
Watch out!
-It's him! -Don't go anywhere. Protect me.
Ouch, my head.
Are you okay?
Did something happen?
Something? You passed out.
You scared the hell out of me.
Is everyone okay?
Let's go.
-Oh, no. What about me? -Hurry and come out!
You're amazing, Mr. Shepherd!
I believed you guys from the beginning.
There they are!
I'll give you my autograph later!
That idiot!
If I lose weight from all this running,
it's all your fault.
I can't do this anymore.
-I just can't. -What do we do?
I'm not moving an inch.
What are you doing?
I need to save myself at least.
If you die, I will take revenge for you.
-Man-sik. -Why?
You're immortal, right?
You have survived the gates of hell, right?
Of course, I did.
I'm sorry.
This is a great idea.
This is fun.
Die!
Nice shot!
Let's go.
I really can't walk anymore.
Call a limo.
Seriously.
I need a limo.
Helicopters are fine too.
Either you carry me on your back,
-or you can call a limo, -They won't let a dog in.
-Call a helicopter. -What about the envoy?
This is the only way.
-We need to get on the bus. -I can't.
No. I can't take a bus.
I'm not taking the bus.
Dogs are not allowed.
I'm visually impaired.
He's my guide dog.
Goodness, what a great buddy.
Okay, hop in. Goodness.
What is this bear?
Is that your guide bear?
Walking on two legs is so frivolous.
Why are you looking at me?
Seriously.
This is just a costume.
Like the stuff people wear in an amusement park.
She's my niece
-and the zipper is broken. -Someone just touched my butt.
You should have been more careful.
How dare you touch my face.
You... Do you want to die?
This is the only way to fool people, Ms. Envoy.
What are you doing?
Say hello to the driver.
You don't have to. I'm fine.
-Hello. -Goodness. Is that a hello?
Please stop.
Why did you call me?
Well...
Ali wants to see you.
Really? Where is he?
Ali.
-Seo-yeon! -Ali!
I know. You missed me, right?
Are you all right? Did they hurt you?
Hi, have you ever seen such a dashing military dog?
Military dog? Which division were you in?
I'm from the military dog training center.
-Which class were you in? -I served in the special forces.
I've retired years ago.
-You look young. -Come with me.
Which hair salon do you go to?
-Blue Club. -Your hair is so glossy.
You have a good eye.
Is that a stuffed animal?
Go take a look.
What a beautiful girl.
Hi.
She's so soft.
I know.
All my plans have been ruined.
What about my money?
My money. I'll give you all my money.
You did this because of money too.
Am I wrong?
Yes, money.
Come on in.
Come in.
Did you come by yourself?
I'm sorry. After you called me,
I needed some time to think.
It's okay. I would have done the same.
I understand why you misunderstood me.
Remember what you used to tell me?
"Smart ones make enemies, and wise ones work with enemies."
I have never said that.
You did, Joo Tae-ju! You're...
Hello.
Oh, right.
Ali brought his friends.
He said many of them were injured. This way.
Ta-da.
Hey, I told you to poop in the bathroom. Goodness.
-Hello. -Yes.
Hi there.
What was his problem again?
He can't sleep at night and easily gets startled.
He must be stressed out.
I'll tell the vet about it.
You should never ask her to say, "hello".
Mingming!
Our envoy!
-Limousine. -What a relief.
She's asking if you brought a limousine.
-Limousine. -She's really cheeky.
Goodness.
What's that smell?
A limousine, at last!
Let's go to the ceremony.
I'm not going today.
What are you talking about?
Then you won't get the promotion
and also fall out of favor with the executives.
I have a lot of things to do with Seo-yeon.
I see.
Then who will escort the envoy?
Joo Tae-ju, you bastard!
I will kill you with my own hands. Come here!
He'll do it.
What?
This is the man who is qualified to escort the envoy. Agent Jo Man-sik.
He made a major contribution in finding the panda.
He defeated everyone by putting his own life at risk.
That's true. You can even fact-check it.
Where is Ali?
He was here just now.
It's him.
Ali!
Let me go! Mr. Joo
Help me, Mr. Joo!
Ali is kidnapped.
What nonsense are you talking about?
I'm going to go after him. Can you help me?
What kind of scumbags did it?
Dad, please find Ali.
I'll be right back.
Don't eat that.
They put something weird in it. Don't eat it.
Get him!
You pricks. Stop eating food off the ground and fly.
His name is Ali. He's a German Shepherd. Go find him.
No! It's dangerous!
Everybody, run!
Run!
It's dangerous!
Yo, are you the person looking for the dog?
-Yes, I am. -To the 25th anniversary ceremony
of Korea-China diplomatic relations. Yo, get it!
What's with that outfit?
My mom bought them for me. I had to wear it--
It's prettier than mine.
What's the problem?
The road is closed because of an international event.
Please head back.
VEHICLE ACCESS RESTRICTED
Let me borrow your horse.
That will be 20,000 won for a ride.
Hey, buddy. You can run well, right?
That's a ridiculous question to ask a horse.
-Let's go. -All right. Let's go.
Run!
Please welcome the envoy with a round of warm applause.
It's Mingming.
Who is this guy? Isn't Mr. Joo here?
Hello, everyone. I'm Mingming.
It's a beautiful night.
Ali.
-Don't come here! -Why?
These guys fed us bombs and drugs.
Mr. Joo.
What should I do?
Hurry up. This way.
Who's stealing my thunder?
-Everyone keep calm! -Do something!
You idiot!
Save the VIPs first.
Hey!
Open the door!
Kill them all. Kill all the dogs first!
Hold your fire. I'll take care of everything.
Mingming!
Mr. Joo? What took you so long?
-Knock him down! -Who? Him?
I knew it. I was born to be a star.
Bring it on!
Where is it?
She really can do a turning kick.
We apologize. Don't worry. We will escort you now.
This way, please.
Ali.
Ali, no! Don't follow him!
No!
Don't. Please! Don't do it.
Don't do it.
If you don't respect animals, you'll get punished.
I'm sure you have heard of animals risking their own lives to save humans.
Have you heard of the opposite?
I'm sure you haven't.
Darn it.
I didn't know
that would be me.
Thank you for doing that for me.
What?
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
Is that
really you, God?
Please answer me.
I'm sorry. The music must have woken you up.
You must be a very pious person.
Tae-ju.
-Yes. -Ali is in critical condition.
We moved him to an animal hospital, but...
Hey.
Hey, say something.
You're a talkative dog.
Say something already.
Dad?
What's wrong with Ali?
What is he saying now?
Dad, is Ali going to die?
Is he saying anything?
Excuse me.
Please let him rest in peace.
He's snoring.
-What? -He's snoring now.
Ali, you...
The government of the Republic of Korea
would like to express their gratitude for this agent's loyal service.
If you have the courage to twist the chicken's neck,
you will fear eggs no more.
What is she saying?
Ali, please step forward.
Ali. Good boy.
Thank you.
Mingming! Our envoy!
-What a relief. -She's asking if you brought a limousine.
She's really cheeky.
Goodness.
A lady has come to the single man's place.
Let's have a party.
Okay.
This music is awesome!
-Tae-ju. -Yes?
How did...
How did you end up having this ability?
I think it's a punishment.
A punishment?
I met a cat because of Seo-yeon.
Well, it's a long story.
Twelve days since the operation began.
Our team is being destroyed by unknown enemies.
I'm on my way to save Manager Hwang Bo-seong.
Mr. Hwang!
Who did this to you?
It was you.
I will take revenge on you, no matter what it takes.
In the end, they got me too.
This is pretty tasty.
What is this man doing in the mountains?
I think he's from the South. Come over here.
Comrades, gather around.
So, this is the taste of capitalism.
Comrade, how did you know he's from the South?
Look at his wrist. He's wearing a Rolex.
Shut your mouth. Keep up the spirit and feast.
The mosquitos are talking.
Subtitle translation by Sunyoung Baek