1 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:20,556 Even if you accept the belief that the high Trendex means a rising sales curve-- 2 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,015 -Mr. Thornhill. -Good night. 3 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,643 -Say hello to the missus. -We're not talking. 4 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,520 My recommendation is still the same. 5 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:29,731 Spread the good word in as many small-time segments as we can. 6 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:33,861 Let the opposition have their high ratings while we cry all the way to the bank. 7 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:36,196 Why don't we colonize at the Colony next week? 8 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,991 Let me hear from you, Sam. Uh, happy thoughts, et cetera. 9 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,617 You better walk me to the Plaza. 10 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:43,704 MAGGIE: I didn't put a coat on. -Use your blood sugar, child. Come on. 11 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,622 -Next? -Gretchen Sabinson. 12 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:49,126 Oh, yes. Send her a box of candy from Blum's, $10. You know the kind. 13 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,628 Each piece wrapped in gold paper. She'll like that. 14 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,255 She'll think she's eating money. 15 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:56,091 Just say to her: "Darling, I count the days, the hours--" 16 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,135 -You sent that one last time. -I did? 17 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:02,347 Well, put: "Something for your sweet tooth, baby, and all your other sweet parts." 18 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,600 -I know. -Could we take a cab, Mr. Thornhill? 19 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,810 -For two blocks? -You're late and I'm tired. 20 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,521 That's your trouble, Maggie, you don't eat properly. 21 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,148 Here. Taxi. 22 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:14,276 I have a very sick woman here. You don't mind, do you? 23 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,903 -Well, no. ROGER: Thank you very much. 24 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,112 Perfectly all right. 25 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:21,158 -First stop, the Plaza. Don't throw the flag. -Poor man. 26 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,410 Oh, come, come, come. I made him a happy man. 27 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:27,789 -I made him feel like a good Samaritan. -He knew you were lying. 28 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:31,126 Ah, in the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. 29 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:35,255 There's only the expedient exaggeration. You ought to know that. 30 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:38,258 -Say, do I look heavyish to you? -What? 31 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:39,843 I feel heavyish. 32 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:42,512 Put a note on my desk in the morning: "Think thin." 33 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,473 "Think thin." 34 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,559 -Better make it the 59th Street entrance. -Okay. 35 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,437 Oh. Soon as you get back, call my mother. 36 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,148 Remind her we've got those theater tickets for tonight. 37 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,067 Dinner at 21, 7:00. 38 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:59,154 I'll have had two martinis at the Oak Bar, so she needn't bother to sniff my breath. 39 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,157 -She doesn't do that. -Sure she does. Like a bloodhound. 40 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,827 Bigelow at 10:30 is your first tomorrow, the Skin Glow rehearsal at noon... 41 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,996 ...then lunch with Falcon and his wife. 42 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,457 -Oh, yeah. Where was that? -Larry and Arnold's, 1:00. 43 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,584 -Oh. -Will you check in later? 44 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:13,794 Absolutely not. 45 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:17,714 Here, driver, take this lady back where she belongs. 46 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,883 -Right. -That ought to cover it. 47 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,136 -Don't forget, call my mother right away. -I won't. 48 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:26,181 -Good night, Mr. Thornhill. -Good night, sweetie. 49 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:32,020 Oh, wait, Maggie. You can't call her. She's at Mrs.-- 50 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,377 -Good evening. ROGER: Good evening. 51 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,963 I'm looking for Mr. Weltner and two other gentlemen. 52 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,881 Yes, sir. Right this way. 53 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,175 ROGER: Herman. -Roger. 54 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,011 -I'm a little late. -Roger Thornhill. 55 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,637 -Fanning Nelson. -How do you do? 56 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,347 -How do you do? -Larry Wade. 57 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:10,559 -We got a little head start here. -Oh, that won't last long. 58 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:15,230 I was telling Larry and Fanning you may be slow on starting but there's nobody faster. 59 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,817 -What's the matter? You've got the fidgets. -I just did something stupid. 60 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:22,571 I told my secretary to call Mother. I realized she won't be able to reach her. 61 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,699 HERMAN: Why not? -She's playing bridge at one of her cronies'. 62 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,285 -Your secretary? -No. My mother. 63 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,496 One of those new apartments. Wet paint and no telephone yet. 64 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,915 MAN: George Kaplan. -Perhaps if I send her a telegram. 65 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,709 -Mr. George Kaplan? ROGER: Boy. 66 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,301 -Kaplan. -I've got to get off a wire immediately. 67 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,762 Could you send it for me if I write it out for you? 68 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:49,431 Oh, I'm not permitted to do that, sir, but if you'll follow me. 69 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,434 -Oh. Will you excuse me, gentlemen? -Go right ahead. 70 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:57,814 -Right through there, sir. -Yeah, thanks. 71 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,649 Thank you, sir. 72 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,111 Wait, what's that supposed to be? 73 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:06,740 The car's waiting outside. You will walk between us saying nothing. 74 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,076 -What are you talking about? -Let's go. 75 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:12,287 Let's go where? Who--? Who are you? 76 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,539 Mere errand boys carrying concealed weapons. 77 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:18,668 His is pointed at your heart. So, please, no errors of judgment, I beg of you. 78 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,629 What is this, a joke or something? 79 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:24,132 -Yes, a joke. We will laugh in the car. -Come. 80 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,801 ROGER: But this is ridiculous. 81 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,950 Don't tell me where we're going, surprise me. 82 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,496 You know, I left some friends back there in the Oak Bar. 83 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,540 They're going to think I'm awfully rude. 84 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:59,501 I mean, uh, couldn't we stop off at a drugstore for a moment... 85 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:03,922 ...so that I could explain I'm being, uh, kidnapped? 86 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,675 Well, that is what's happening, isn't it? 87 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,349 [CHUCKLES] 88 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,394 Locked. 89 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:32,033 Who's Townsend? 90 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,328 Really? 91 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,205 Interesting. 92 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,168 -Where is he? -Upstairs, dressing. 93 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,754 -Tell him I'm here. -The dinner guests are expected. 94 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,964 Never mind that. Say to him: "Kaplan." 95 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:30,383 By the way, what are we having for dessert? 96 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,135 -Is anyone in the library? -No. 97 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,762 This way. 98 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,107 You will wait here. 99 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:49,194 Well, don't hurry. I'll catch up on my reading. 100 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:21,810 [DOOR UNLOCKING] 101 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:32,946 Good evening. 102 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:59,556 Not what I expected. A little taller. 103 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,350 A little more polished than the others. 104 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:06,187 Oh, I'm so glad you're pleased, Mr. Townsend. 105 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:09,691 But I'm afraid just as obvious. 106 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:13,153 What the devil is all this about? Why was I brought here? 107 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,866 Games? Must we? 108 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,869 Not that I mind a case of abduction... 109 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,663 ...but I have tickets for the theater this evening. 110 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:28,376 To a show I was looking forward to. And I get unreasonable about things like that. 111 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:32,505 With such expert play-acting, you make this very room a theater. 112 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,135 Oh, Leonard, have you met our distinguished guest? 113 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,513 He's a well-tailored one, isn't he? 114 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:44,559 My secretary is a great admirer of your methods, Mr. Kaplan. 115 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:48,813 -Elusiveness, however misguided-- -Wait a minute. Wait, wait. 116 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,941 -Did you call me "Kaplan"? -I know you're a man of many names... 117 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,819 ...but I'm perfectly willing to accept your current choice. 118 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,154 Current choice? 119 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,616 My name is Thornhill. Roger Thornhill. It's never been anything else. 120 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,326 Of course. 121 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,705 Your friends picked up the wrong package when they bundled me out here in the car. 122 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,749 Do sit down, Mr. Kaplan. 123 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,336 I told you, I'm not Kaplan, whoever he is. I'm-- 124 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,046 -Excuse me. LESTER: Yes? 125 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,422 The guests are here, dear. 126 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,759 LESTER: Look after them. I'll be with you in a few minutes. 127 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,596 Now, shall we get down to business? 128 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:22,931 I'm all for that. 129 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,434 Simply, I'd like you to tell me how much you know of our arrangements... 130 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,728 ...and how you've come by this information. 131 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:31,439 -I don't expect to get this for nothing. -Of course not. 132 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:35,068 Don't misunderstand, I don't expect you to fall in with this suggestion... 133 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:39,739 ...but the least I can do is afford you the opportunity of surviving the evening. 134 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,911 What the devil is that supposed to mean? 135 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,706 Why don't you surprise me, Mr. Kaplan, and say yes? 136 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,709 ROGER: I've already told you-- -We know where you're headed for. 137 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:51,960 I know where I'm headed. 138 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:56,464 I'm headed for the Winter Garden Theater in New York, and I think I'd better get going. 139 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,100 Townsend, you're making a serious mistake. 140 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:11,312 This is not going to lead to a very happy conclusion, Mr. Kaplan. 141 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,482 ROGER: I'm not Kaplan. -I do wish you'd reconsider. 142 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:19,237 We also know your contact in Pittsburgh since Jason committed suicide. 143 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,657 What contact? I've never even been in Pittsburgh. 144 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:26,661 On June the 16th, you checked into the Sherwyn Hotel in Pittsburgh... 145 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,789 ...as Mr. George Kaplan of Berkeley, California. 146 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,834 A week later, you registered at the Benjamin Franklin Hotel... 147 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,753 ...as Mr. George Kaplan of Pittsburgh. 148 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,338 On August 11th, you stayed at the Statler in Boston. 149 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:41,176 August the 29th, George Kaplan of Boston registered at the Whittier in Detroit. 150 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,511 At present, you are registered in room 796... 151 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,765 ...at the Plaza Hotel in New York as Mr. George Kaplan of Detroit. 152 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,016 -Really? -In two days... 153 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,436 ...you are due at the Ambassador East in Chicago. 154 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,273 And then at the Sheraton-Johnson Hotel in Rapid City, South Dakota. 155 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,358 -Not me. -There's very little sense... 156 00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:01,362 ...in maintaining that you're deceiving us any more than we're deceiving you. 157 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,532 I don't suppose it would do any good to show you ID cards... 158 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,787 -...a driver's license, things like that? -They provide you with such good ones. 159 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,332 It's getting late. I have guests. 160 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,919 Do you intend to cooperate with us? I'd like a simple yes or no. 161 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,295 A simple no. 162 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:21,382 For the simple reason I simply don't know what you're talking about. 163 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,430 LESTER: Give Mr. Kaplan a drink, Leonard. 164 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,307 A pleasant journey, sir. 165 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:46,991 -Scotch? Rye? Bourbon? Vodka? -Nothing. I'll take a quick ride back to town. 166 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,910 LEONARD: Oh, that has been arranged. 167 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,413 But first, a libation. 168 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:53,665 Bourbon. 169 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,168 You drink it. I've had enough stimulation for one day. 170 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:02,507 It'll be easier if you take this yourself. Otherwise, it'll be necessary for us to insist. 171 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,605 Cheers. 172 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,596 [ROGER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 173 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,438 [ROGER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 174 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,072 Don't worry about me, fellas. I'll take the bus. 175 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,331 [CAR HORN HONKING] 176 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:07,256 [TIRES SQUEALING] 177 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,893 [CAR HORN HONKING] 178 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,867 [TIRES SQUEALING] 179 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,424 [CAR HORN HONKING] 180 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,859 [POLICE SIREN WAILING] 181 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,224 [TIRES SQUEALING] 182 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,329 Thanks for the lift, fellas. 183 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,207 I want this man examined for driving while intoxicated. 184 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,666 -Really? -Yeah. 185 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,587 You see, they tried to kill me. He won't listen to me. 186 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,923 In a big house, they tried to kill me. 187 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,218 -All right, let's just go inside. -I don't wanna go inside. 188 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:19,263 -Somebody call the police. -Come on. Come on now. 189 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,890 Okay. 190 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,399 Sit down. 191 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,693 ROGER: I don't wanna sit. 192 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,154 Perfectly all right. See? 193 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:39,367 We'll get them. We'll throw the book at them. Assault and kidnapping. 194 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:43,037 Assault with a gun, and a bourbon, and a sports car. We'll get them. 195 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,958 You'll be all right after a good night's sleep. We got a nice cell all made up. 196 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:51,838 -I don't want a cell. I want a policeman. -The car was just reported stolen. 197 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,341 -Uh-huh. -A Mrs. Babson up on Twining Road. 198 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:59,679 -I got to call someone. Where's the phone? -You're allowed one call. 199 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,431 -Over here. -Oh, thanks. 200 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,976 You better make it your lawyer. 201 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,728 Butterfield 8-1 -0-9-8. 202 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,897 What am I, a telephone operator? 203 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,608 Butterfield 8-1 -0-9-8. 204 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,582 Just a minute, please. Here. 205 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,791 Thank you. 206 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,710 [CLEARS THROAT] 207 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,920 Hello, Mother? 208 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:36,841 Mother, this is your son, Roger Thornhill. 209 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,217 Yeah. 210 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,428 Wait a minute, I'll find out. 211 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:44,807 -Where am I? -Glen Cove Police Station. 212 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:48,144 Glen Cove Police Station. 213 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,606 No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking. 214 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:57,320 No. No, these two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. 215 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,364 No, they didn't give me a chaser. 216 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,574 No. 217 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,367 Come on, let's go. 218 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,955 -Wait, I'm not finished yet. -Yes, you are. Come on. 219 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:11,167 Mother, I gotta go now. 220 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,878 Get my lawyer right away, and come out and bail me out. 221 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,130 Tomorrow morning, tell her. 222 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,633 Tomorrow morning, he says. 223 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,470 I don't know. I'll ask him. She wants to know who says. 224 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,639 Sergeant Emile Klinger. 225 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,682 Sergeant Emile.... 226 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,476 Emile? 227 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,313 Sergeant Emile Klinger. 228 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,066 No, I didn't believe it either. 229 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:40,154 Uh, I'm all right, Mother. Good night. Good night, dear. 230 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,160 That was Mother. 231 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,287 Let's go. 232 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,545 Here's your man, doctor. 233 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,301 -What's your name? -Roger Thornhill. 234 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,387 Stick out your tongue and say "ah." 235 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,013 You better move back. 236 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,974 Ah.... 237 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,600 Have you been drinking? 238 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,270 Doctor, I am gassed. 239 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,688 What were you drinking? 240 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,065 Well, bourbon. See, these two fellas, they-- 241 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,818 -How much would you say you drank? -What did you say? 242 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,530 -How much would you say that you drank? -About this much. 243 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:26,200 Mr. Thornhill, it is my opinion that you are definitely intoxicated. 244 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,410 No question about it. 245 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,870 I am now gonna ask your permission to draw blood. 246 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,038 ROGER: How disgusting. 247 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,624 "You may refuse to permit a blood test to be made... 248 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,918 ...but if you do, your license will be revoked. 249 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,379 You have the right to notify a physician of...." 250 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,549 It was at this point that Mr. Thornhill succeeded in escaping... 251 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:45,052 ...from his would-be assassins, and when they gave chase... 252 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:49,223 ...he naturally had to drive as best he could under the, uh, circumstances. 253 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,059 Counselor, how long have you known your client? 254 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:53,352 Seven years, Your Honor. 255 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,813 JUDGE: Do you know him to be a reasonable man? 256 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,149 LARRABEE: Absolutely. -Ha. 257 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,735 -Mother. JUDGE: And do you believe... 258 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,696 ...there is some credence to this story? 259 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,406 -Credence? -Well, yes, Your Honor. 260 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,950 I mean, if my client says this is what happened... 261 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,703 -...I'm certain it must've happened. -You're damn right. 262 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:15,374 Sergeant, I want this turned over to the county detectives for investigation. 263 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,918 Call them up and have them come here immediately. 264 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,754 -Right, Your Honor. JUDGE: Counselor... 265 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,423 ...I'm going to set this over for final disposition... 266 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,342 ...tomorrow night at 7:30. 267 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:28,095 At which time I expect you and the defendant to be here, ready to go to trial. 268 00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:32,433 In the meantime, the county detectives will determine if his story has any basis in fact. 269 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,771 "Basis in fact"? If I were brought in dead, you still wouldn't believe-- 270 00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:38,064 Roger, wait a minute. 271 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:41,025 I mean, after all, Your Honor, would I make up such a story? 272 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:45,780 That is precisely what we're intending to find out, Mr. Thornhill. 273 00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:05,424 -Yes? ROGER: Remember me? 274 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:06,842 -Yes, sir. ROGER: Good. 275 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:10,388 -Is Mr. Townsend at home? -No, I'm sorry he's left for the day, sir. 276 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,431 Mrs. Townsend? 277 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:15,476 -Who shall I say is calling? -County detectives. 278 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,395 Come in, please. 279 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,281 This way, please. 280 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,418 This is the room. 281 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,586 -I'll call madam. JUNKET: You do that. 282 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,797 And here's the sofa where they held me down. 283 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:48,259 They spilled bourbon all over it. I'll show you the stains. 284 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,305 Well, they must've cleaned them off. 285 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,766 This is the cabinet where they keep the liquor. 286 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,227 Scotch, gin, vodka.... 287 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,355 And bourbon. 288 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:06,152 I remember when it used to come in bottles. 289 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:13,659 Roger, dear, we were so worried about you. 290 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:17,288 Did you get home all right? Of course you did. 291 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,666 Let me look at you. Oh, a little pink-eyed, but aren't we all? 292 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,544 It was a dull party. You didn't miss a thing. 293 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:26,797 I want you all to know, I never saw this woman before last night. 294 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,007 [LAUGHING] 295 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,801 I'm Captain Junket of the Nassau County Detectives. 296 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:33,721 -This is Lieutenant Harding. -How do you do? 297 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,307 You haven't gotten into trouble, Roger? 298 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,893 -Stop calling me Roger. -Has he gotten into trouble? 299 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:43,481 Mr. Thornhill was picked up last night driving under the influence of alcohol... 300 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,150 -...and incidentally, in a stolen car. -Stolen car? 301 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,736 JUNKET: Belonging to Mrs. Babson of Twining Road. 302 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,280 Roger, you said you were going to call a cab. 303 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:56,494 -You didn't borrow Laura's Mercedes? -No, I didn't borrow Laura's Mercedes. 304 00:24:56,661 --> 00:25:00,998 Mr. Thornhill told us that he was brought to this house against his will last night... 305 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,251 ...and, uh, forcibly intoxicated by some friends of your husband... 306 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:05,836 ...and set out on the road. 307 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,589 -Do you know anything about this? -Well, now, captain... 308 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:11,675 ...Roger was a bit tipsy when he arrived here by cab for dinner. 309 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:12,885 She's lying. 310 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,929 TOWNSEND: And I'm afraid he became even worse... 311 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,263 ...as the evening wore on. 312 00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:19,558 Finally, he told us he had to go home to sleep it off. 313 00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:22,186 Oh, I knew I should've served dinner earlier. 314 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,896 What a performance. 315 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:27,525 Mrs. Townsend, does the name George Kaplan mean anything to you? 316 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:28,901 TOWNSEND: George Kaplan? 317 00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,737 -No. -I didn't think so. 318 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,366 Where's her husband? He's the one you should be questioning. 319 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:39,286 -Is there any place he can be reached? -Why, yes. The United Nations. 320 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,247 United Nat--? 321 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:44,458 TOWNSEND: He's addressing the General Assembly this afternoon. 322 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,504 All right. So he's addressing the General Assembly. 323 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:51,966 -Sorry we had to bother you. -No bother at all. 324 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:56,470 Now, wait a minute. 325 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,225 [GRUNTS] 326 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:04,979 TOWNSEND: Will you be wanting to get in touch with my husband? 327 00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:07,356 JUNKET: No, Mrs. Townsend, that won't be necessary. 328 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,817 You mean you're not gonna do any more about this? 329 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:14,071 Roger. Pay the two dollars. 330 00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:15,739 [GROANS] 331 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,170 Goodbye. 332 00:26:57,490 --> 00:27:01,076 -I don't see why you want me along. -You lend a certain air of respectability. 333 00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:03,162 Don't be sarcastic, Roger. 334 00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:17,051 ROGER: There you are, dear. Park yourself there. 335 00:27:17,218 --> 00:27:19,386 Well, here goes. Ahem. 336 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:24,183 Hello, Operator. Have you got a George Kaplan staying here? 337 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,727 That's right. 338 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,936 You have? 339 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:30,272 Room 796? 340 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,191 Ring it, will you please? 341 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,400 You see? 342 00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:35,694 I see. I hope he clears up this silly business. 343 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:38,614 -You're ruining my whole day. -Shh, shh. All right. Quiet. Shut up. 344 00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:42,993 Oh. Well, did he leave word when he'd be back? 345 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,120 Really? 346 00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:47,122 Thank you. 347 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:50,376 Well, that's odd. He hasn't answered his telephone in two days. 348 00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:52,378 Maybe he got locked in the bathroom. 349 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:54,588 Mother, do me a favor, will you? 350 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:58,717 Put on that innocent look you do so well and go to the desk and get the key to 796. 351 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:01,095 Don't be ridiculous. I wouldn't do such a thing. 352 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:03,514 -Ten dollars? -Not for all the money in the world. 353 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,809 -Fifty? -Roger, you are disgraceful. 354 00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:15,067 Car theft, drunk driving, assaulting an officer, lying to a judge. 355 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,610 And now, housebreaking. 356 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,904 You're hotel-breaking. There's a difference. 357 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,573 -Of five to ten years. WOMAN: Just a minute, please. 358 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,662 Will you want me to be changing your bedding, sir? 359 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,706 Yes. Well, but not right now. 360 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:32,042 I mention it, because the bed doesn't seem like it's been slept in... 361 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,670 ...and I was wondering if I ought to go on changing the linens. 362 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:38,549 -Oh. Thank you for your interest. -You're welcome, sir. 363 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:39,758 Come on, now. 364 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,348 Now, she seemed to think I'm Kaplan. 365 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:49,268 I wonder if I look like Kaplan. 366 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,613 -Oh, well, look who's here. -Who? Where? 367 00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:05,576 ROGER: Our friend who's assembling the General Assembly this afternoon. 368 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,494 Roger, I think we should go. 369 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,496 -Don't be nervous. -I'm not nervous. 370 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:13,292 -I'll be late for the bridge club. -Good. You will lose less than usual. 371 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,848 Ooh. 372 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:31,518 -Bulletin, Kaplan has dandruff. -In that case, I think we should leave. 373 00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:32,853 [DOOR BUZZES] 374 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,480 Too late. 375 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:42,946 -You rang for me, sir? -Yes. Come in a moment. 376 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:46,825 -What's your name? -Elsie, sir. 377 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:51,371 -Elsie, do you know who I am? -You're-- You're Mr. Kaplan. 378 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:54,708 Well, when did--? When did you first see me? 379 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:55,959 Outside the door. 380 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,630 Out in the hall, a couple of minutes ago. Don't you remember? 381 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,882 And that's the first time you laid eyes on me? 382 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,384 Can I help it if you're never around, Mr. Kaplan? 383 00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:06,553 Well, then, how do you know I am Mr. Kaplan? 384 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:08,722 -What? -How do you know I'm Mr. Kaplan? 385 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:12,309 Well, of course you are. This is room 796, isn't it? 386 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:16,271 So you're the gentleman in room 796, aren't you? 387 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:17,689 All right, Elsie, thanks. 388 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:20,400 -Will that be all, sir? -For the time being, yes. 389 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:21,985 [DOOR BUZZES] 390 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:27,574 Valet. 391 00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:29,493 Oh, yes, come in. 392 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:32,037 Should I hang it in the closet, Mr. Kaplan? 393 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,747 Yes, please. 394 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:40,963 Tell me, uh.... 395 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,757 I forgot, what time did I give you that suit? 396 00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,009 Last night, around, uh.... 397 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,427 -Around 6. -Oh. 398 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:50,097 -Did I give it to you personally? -Personally? 399 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:53,475 No. You called down on the phone and described the suit to me... 400 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:57,354 ...and said it would be hanging in your closet. Like you always do. 401 00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,232 -Anything wrong? -No, no, just curious. 402 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,442 -Here. Thanks. -Thank you. 403 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:04,403 Nice to meet you, Mr. Kaplan. 404 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,784 Isn’t that the damnedest thing? 405 00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:14,329 I'm beginning to think that no one in the hotel has actually seen Kaplan. 406 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:17,249 Maybe he has his suits mended by invisible weavers. 407 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:18,792 Oh.... 408 00:31:23,756 --> 00:31:25,424 Let me see something. 409 00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:34,308 I don't think that one does anything for you. 410 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,981 Ah, now, that's much better. 411 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,567 Now, obviously they've mistaken me for a much shorter man. 412 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,068 [PHONE RINGING] 413 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:51,491 -Should I? -Certainly not. 414 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:54,703 Here, hold that, dear. 415 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:58,999 Hello. 416 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,793 MAN [OVER PHONE]: It's good to find you in, Mr. Kaplan. 417 00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:03,128 Who is this? 418 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:06,423 MAN: We met only last night, and still you do not recognize my voice. 419 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,508 I should feel offended. 420 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:11,887 Yes, I know who you are, and I'm not Mr. Kaplan. 421 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:15,849 MAN: Of course not. You answer his telephone, you live in his hotel room... 422 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,018 ...and yet you are not Mr. Kaplan. 423 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:21,688 Nevertheless, we are pleased to find you in. 424 00:32:21,856 --> 00:32:23,315 Now, wait-- 425 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,485 -Hello, Operator? Operator. WOMAN [OVER PHONE]: Yes? 426 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:30,197 Operator, this is Mr. Thorn-- Kaplan in 796. 427 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:33,700 That call. Was that an outside call or did it come from the lobby? 428 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:36,328 WOMAN: Just a minute, sir. I'll see. -Well, hurry, please. 429 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:37,537 Who was it? 430 00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:39,831 One of the men who tried to kill me last night. 431 00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:42,334 -We're back to that one, are we? -Hello? Operator? 432 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:43,710 WOMAN: Mr. Kaplan? -Yes. 433 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:45,963 WOMAN: That call was made from the lobby, sir. 434 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,506 It was? 435 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,716 They're probably on their way up here now. 436 00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:53,595 -Come on. Let's get out of here. -I think I'd like to meet these killers. 437 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,934 You gentlemen aren't really trying to kill my son, are you? 438 00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:46,732 [BOTH LAUGHING] 439 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,160 [CROWD LAUGHING] 440 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,460 MAN: Lobby, please. Watch your step. 441 00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:10,714 Oh, no, gentlemen, please. Ladies first. Come along, ladies. 442 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,799 That's right. Come along. Good. 443 00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:16,136 Roger. Roger, will you be home for dinner? 444 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:23,226 DRIVER: Where to? -I don't know. Just keep going. 445 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:40,952 -Take me to the United Nations. DRIVER: Right. 446 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,829 General Assembly Building. 447 00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:45,874 DRIVER: Right. -I'm being followed. Can you do anything? 448 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,667 -Yes, I can. -Do it. 449 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,619 -May I help you, sir? -Yes, please. 450 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:27,249 -Where will I find Mr. Lester Townsend? -Mr. Lester Townsend of UNIPO? 451 00:35:27,416 --> 00:35:30,210 -Yes. -And did you have an appointment, sir? 452 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,170 Well, yes, yes. He expects me. 453 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:33,797 Your name, please. 454 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,091 -My name? -Yes, please. 455 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,552 Kaplan. George Kaplan. 456 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:42,222 One moment, please. 457 00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:50,063 Wait for me at the corner of 47th. 458 00:35:57,238 --> 00:36:01,366 If you'll give this to one of the attendants in the public lounge, she'll page him. 459 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:04,703 -Thank you very much. -You're welcome, Mr. Kaplan. 460 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:20,093 WOMAN [ON PA]: Mr. Bernardi of the Swiss Observers Office. 461 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:23,930 Mr. Bernardi of the Swiss Observers Office. 462 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,894 Will you page Mr. Lester Townsend, please? 463 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,979 Certainly, Mr. Kaplan. 464 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:34,733 Mr. Townsend of UNIPO. Mr. Townsend of UNIPO. 465 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:38,862 Please call at the communications desk of the public lounge. 466 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,947 Mr. Townsend of UNIPO. 467 00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:44,367 Please call at the communications desk of the public lounge. 468 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,370 Miss Knox of salon.... 469 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:48,788 You paged me? 470 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:50,290 -Mr. Kaplan? -Yes. 471 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,250 -You wanted to see Mr. Townsend. -Yes. 472 00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:55,879 -This is Mr. Townsend. -How do you do, Mr. Kaplan? 473 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,966 -This isn't Mr. Townsend. -Yes, it is. 474 00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:02,636 There must be some mistake. Mr. Lester Townsend? 475 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:04,888 That's me. What can I do for you? 476 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:08,433 WOMAN: Mr. Mauney, Delegation of Pakistan. Please call the public lounge. 477 00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:11,311 Are you the Townsend who lives in Glen Cove? 478 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:14,481 That's right. Are we neighbors? 479 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:17,567 A large, red-brick house with a curved, tree-lined driveway? 480 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,611 That's the one. 481 00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:22,113 Were you at home last night, Mr. Townsend? 482 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:23,782 -You mean in Glen Cove? -Yes. 483 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,743 I've been staying in my apartment in town for the last month. 484 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,079 I always do when we're in session here. 485 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,914 What about Mrs. Townsend? 486 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,166 My wife has been dead for many years. 487 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:36,127 -Oh, I-- -Now, Mr. Kaplan, what's this all about? 488 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,755 Forgive me. Who are those people living in your house? 489 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,466 What people? The house is completely closed up. 490 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:44,678 Just the gardener and his wife living on the grounds. 491 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:47,931 Now, Mr. Kaplan, suppose you tell me who you are and what you want. 492 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,517 Well, please, just.... 493 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:53,979 Look. Do you know this man? 494 00:37:54,146 --> 00:37:55,647 [GASPS] 495 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,030 Look! 496 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,619 WOMAN 1: He's got a knife. Look out! 497 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:12,580 Listen to me. I had nothing to do with this. 498 00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:15,208 WOMAN 2: Call the police. -Wait a minute. Don't come nearer. 499 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,043 Get back. 500 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,898 MAN 1: "The photograph has been identified as that of Roger Thornhill... 501 00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:43,820 ...a Manhattan advertising executive, indicating that the name of George Kaplan... 502 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:48,950 ...which he gave to an attendant in the General Assembly Building was false. 503 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:53,246 A possible motive for the slaying was suggested by the discovery... 504 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:56,958 ...that earlier today, Thornhill appeared at Glen Cove police court... 505 00:38:57,126 --> 00:39:01,129 ...charged with drunk driving with a stolen car. 506 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:04,591 In his defense, he charged that the murder victim, Mr. Townsend... 507 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:07,427 ...had tried to kill him the night before." 508 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:10,805 -Brother. -What about that? 509 00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,850 Does anyone know this Thornhill? 510 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,770 -No, not me. -Never heard of him. 511 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:18,021 FINLEY: Professor? 512 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:22,067 Apparently, the poor sucker got mistaken for George Kaplan. 513 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:25,487 How can he get mistaken for George Kaplan when he doesn't even exist? 514 00:39:25,654 --> 00:39:28,782 Don't ask me how it happened. Obviously, it happened. 515 00:39:28,949 --> 00:39:32,869 Vandamm's men must have grabbed him and tried to put him away... 516 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,746 ...using Lester Townsend's house. 517 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:39,459 The unsuspecting Mr. Townsend winds up with a stray knife in his back. 518 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,211 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 519 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,963 So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing? 520 00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:45,673 What are we going to do? 521 00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:46,966 MAN 2: Do? 522 00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:48,301 About Mr. Thornhill. 523 00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:51,012 We, uh.... 524 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,263 We do nothing. 525 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:56,101 -Nothing? -That's right. Nothing. 526 00:39:56,310 --> 00:40:01,147 Or we could congratulate ourselves on a marvelous stroke of good fortune. 527 00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:05,652 Our non-existent decoy, George Kaplan, created to divert suspicion... 528 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,823 ...from our actual agent, has fortuitously become a live decoy. 529 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:14,536 Yes, professor. And how long do you think he'll stay live? 530 00:40:14,703 --> 00:40:16,454 Well, that's his problem. 531 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:19,666 MAN 3: What Mrs. Finley means, is-- -Oh, I know what she means. 532 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:23,002 MAN 3: We can't sit back calmly and wait to see who kills him first. 533 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,004 Vandamm and company or the police. 534 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,926 What can we do to save him without endangering our own agent? 535 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,720 Aren't we being just a wee bit callous? 536 00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:35,682 No, my dear woman, we're not being callous. 537 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:40,061 We didn't invent our nonexistent man and give him the name of George Kaplan... 538 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:43,022 ...and establish elaborate behavior patterns for him... 539 00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:45,942 ...and move his prop belongings in and out of hotel rooms... 540 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,361 ...for our own private amusement. 541 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:50,697 We created George Kaplan... 542 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:53,158 ...and labored successfully to convince Vandamm... 543 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:57,203 ...that this was our own agent hot on his trail for a desperately important reason. 544 00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:59,581 MAN 1: Check. -Nobody's denying that! 545 00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:01,082 Very well, then. 546 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:05,378 If we make the slightest move to suggest there is no such agent as George Kaplan... 547 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:08,173 ...give any hint to Vandamm that he's pursuing a decoy... 548 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,133 ...instead of our own agent... 549 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,887 ...then our agent, working right under Vandamm's very nose... 550 00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:17,223 ...will immediately face suspicion, exposure... 551 00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:19,559 ...and assassination. 552 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:22,145 Like the two others who went before. 553 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:26,733 Goodbye, Mr. Thornhill, wherever you are. 554 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:36,993 MAN [ON PA]: New York Central Railroad, train number 25... 555 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:40,914 ...the 20th Century Limited... 556 00:41:41,081 --> 00:41:45,919 ...due to leave at 6 p.m. for Chicago... 557 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:52,383 -...will depart from plank number 30. -Yes. Yes, dear. I know. 558 00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:55,887 Now, listen to me, Mother, I beg you. I called the Plaza. 559 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:59,182 Kaplan checked out. He went to the hotel Ambassador East in Chicago. 560 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,434 Yes, that's why I'm-- 561 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:04,145 Well, I can't go to the police. At least not yet. 562 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:07,023 You saw the newspapers. My fingerprints are on the knife... 563 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:10,401 ...I'm a car thief, a drunk driver, and I murdered a man for revenge. 564 00:42:10,569 --> 00:42:11,903 I wouldn't have a chance. 565 00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:16,407 And I won't have, until I find George Kaplan who obviously knows what this is all about. 566 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:19,327 No, dear, the train. It's safer. 567 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:23,581 Well, because there's no place to hide on a plane if anyone should recognize me. 568 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,335 You want me to jump off a moving plane? 569 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:31,464 Yes. Well, thank you so much, Mother. Yeah, well, goodbye. 570 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:37,136 MAN: Attention, please. 571 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:43,101 New York Central Railroad, train number 25... 572 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:46,437 ...the 20th Century Limited... 573 00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:50,608 ...due to leave at 6 p.m. 574 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:09,669 Yeah. 575 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:12,463 ROGER: Uh, give me a bedroom on the 20th Century, please. 576 00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:14,007 It's leaving in five minutes. 577 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:17,677 -Yes, I know. Could you make it snappy? -I think they're all sold out. 578 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,555 -Sold out? ATTENDANT: You can always go coach. 579 00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:23,349 No, I can't do that. What time is the next train? 580 00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:26,603 Nothing till 10. You're in a hurry, huh? 581 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,564 Well, could you call them and see what they have? 582 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,399 Something wrong with your eyes? 583 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:34,527 Yes, they're sensitive to questions. Will you call them? 584 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:36,529 Sure. Sure. 585 00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:41,284 Don't go away. 586 00:43:49,918 --> 00:43:53,421 He's at Window 15, upper level. Hurry. 587 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,716 You're in luck, mister, you-- 588 00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:06,017 -Ticket? -I'm just seeing some friends off. 589 00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:10,521 Sorry, I have to know their names before I can let you through. 590 00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:11,731 Come here! Hey, come here! 591 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:43,262 ROGER: Oh. 592 00:44:44,431 --> 00:44:47,517 -Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -My fault. 593 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:49,936 Sorry. 594 00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:01,280 He went that way. I think he got off. 595 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,282 CONDUCTOR: All aboard! 596 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,996 -Thank you. -It's quite all right. 597 00:45:09,164 --> 00:45:12,625 -Seven parking tickets. -Oh. 598 00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:33,623 MAN: Good evening, sir. One? -Please. 599 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,471 MAN: Cocktail before dinner? 600 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,890 -Yes, please. A Gibson. MAN: Right away. 601 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:04,237 -Well, here we are again. -Yes. 602 00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:08,616 -Do you recommend anything? -The brook trout. 603 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,827 A little trouty, but quite good. 604 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:12,578 Sold. 605 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:17,375 Brook trout. 606 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:19,752 -There you are. Thank you. MAN: Yes, sir. 607 00:47:21,588 --> 00:47:23,589 [ROGER SIGHS THEN CLEARS THROAT] 608 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:35,268 -I know. I look vaguely familiar. -Yes. 609 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:37,353 ROGER: You feel you've seen me somewhere before. 610 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,105 Mm-hm. 611 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:43,693 Funny how I have that effect on people. It's something about my face. 612 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:46,153 It's a nice face. 613 00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:49,991 -You think so? -I wouldn't say it if I didn't. 614 00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:53,369 ROGER: Oh, you're that type. -What type? 615 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:55,079 ROGER: Honest. 616 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:56,372 Not really. 617 00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,793 -Good. Because honest women frighten me. WOMAN: Why? 618 00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:03,796 I don't know. Somehow, they seem to put me at a disadvantage. 619 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:07,216 -Because you're not honest with them? ROGER: Exactly. 620 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:10,469 Like that business about the seven parking tickets? 621 00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:15,057 Well, what I mean is, the moment I meet an attractive woman... 622 00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:18,853 ...I have to start pretending I've no desire to make love to her. 623 00:48:19,187 --> 00:48:21,856 What makes you think you have to conceal it? 624 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:23,983 She might find the idea objectionable. 625 00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:26,152 Then again, she might not. 626 00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:32,408 Think how lucky I am to have been seated here. 627 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:35,036 Oh, luck had nothing to do with it. 628 00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:36,954 Fate? 629 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:42,084 I tipped the steward $5 to seat you here if you should come in. 630 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,256 Is that a proposition? 631 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,427 I never discuss love on an empty stomach. 632 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:53,596 You've already eaten. 633 00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:55,431 But you haven't. 634 00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:04,982 Don't you think it's time we were introduced? 635 00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:09,195 I'm Eve Kendall. I'm 26 and unmarried. 636 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,406 Now you know everything. 637 00:49:12,574 --> 00:49:16,494 Tell me. What do you do besides lure men to their doom on the 20th Century Limited? 638 00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:18,871 I'm an industrial designer. 639 00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:24,377 Jack Phillips. Western sales manager for Kingby Electronics. 640 00:49:24,544 --> 00:49:28,506 No, you're not. You're Roger Thornhill of Madison Avenue... 641 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,842 ...and you're wanted for murder on every front page in America. 642 00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:34,470 And don't be so modest. 643 00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:36,097 Whoops. 644 00:49:36,932 --> 00:49:38,057 Oh, don't worry. 645 00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:40,559 -I won't say a word. -How come? 646 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,646 I told you. 647 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,022 It's a nice face. 648 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:46,732 Is that the only reason? 649 00:49:47,442 --> 00:49:49,235 It's going to be a long night. 650 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:51,404 True. 651 00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:54,240 And I don't particularly like the book I've started. 652 00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:57,326 You know what I mean? 653 00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:00,997 Let me think. 654 00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:06,002 Yes, I know exactly what you mean. 655 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,558 There's my trademark. R.O.T. 656 00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:24,687 Roger O. Thornhill. What does the "O" stand for? 657 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:26,731 Nothing. 658 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:52,298 I'd invite you to my bedroom if I had a bedroom. 659 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:55,134 -A roomette? -Nothing, not even a ticket. 660 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:59,472 I've been playing hide-and-seek ever since the train left New York. 661 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,641 -How awkward for you. -Yes, isn't it? 662 00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:04,060 No place to sleep. 663 00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:07,646 I have a large drawing room all to myself. 664 00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,274 That doesn't seem quite fair, does it? 665 00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,277 Drawing room E. 666 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:15,279 Car 3901. 667 00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:17,615 Such a nice number. 668 00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:20,826 It's easy to remember. 669 00:51:20,994 --> 00:51:22,787 Thirty-nine-oh-one. 670 00:51:23,705 --> 00:51:24,747 See? 671 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:27,333 No luggage. 672 00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:32,505 -So? -Well, you wouldn't happen... 673 00:51:32,672 --> 00:51:35,216 ...to have an extra pair of pajamas, would you? 674 00:51:35,383 --> 00:51:36,634 Wouldn't I? 675 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:41,806 Incidentally, I wouldn't order any dessert if I were you. 676 00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,015 I get the message. 677 00:51:44,017 --> 00:51:45,601 That isn't exactly what I meant. 678 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,354 This train seems to be making an unscheduled stop. 679 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:52,525 And I just saw two men get out of a police car as we pulled into the station. 680 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,360 They weren't smiling. 681 00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:19,385 ROGER: I think you better go out and tell those police to hurry. 682 00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:21,137 Patience is a virtue. 683 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:22,721 ROGER: So is breathing. 684 00:52:22,889 --> 00:52:25,266 Just lie still. 685 00:52:26,184 --> 00:52:27,852 ROGER: Have you got any olive oil? 686 00:52:28,019 --> 00:52:29,311 EVE: Olive oil? 687 00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:32,398 ROGER: I want to be packed in olive oil if I'm gonna be a sardine. 688 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:33,983 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 689 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,609 Come in. 690 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:39,488 -Who are you? -State police. 691 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,574 Your name please? 692 00:52:41,741 --> 00:52:44,243 Eve Kendall. Is anything wrong? 693 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:47,580 There was a man at your table tonight in the dining car. 694 00:52:47,747 --> 00:52:50,583 -Yes. OFFICER: Friend of yours? 695 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,334 I never saw him before. 696 00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,671 Is this the man? 697 00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:59,842 Yes, I think so. It's not a very clear picture. 698 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,928 It's a Wirephoto. We just got it from the New York police. 699 00:53:03,096 --> 00:53:05,097 -Police? -He's wanted for murder. 700 00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:08,267 Good heavens, no. 701 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:11,562 The steward said you left the dining car together. 702 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:15,524 We might have happened to leave at the same time, but not together. 703 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:17,610 What did you two talk about? 704 00:53:18,653 --> 00:53:19,695 Talk about? 705 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:23,324 Your waiter said you were getting along good with this Thornhill. 706 00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:25,326 Is that his name? Thornhill? 707 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,245 You mean, he didn't tell you? 708 00:53:28,413 --> 00:53:30,581 He didn't tell me anything. 709 00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:33,959 All we did was chat about different kinds of food... 710 00:53:34,127 --> 00:53:37,087 ...train travel versus plane travel, that sort of thing. 711 00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:42,218 Rather innocuous, I must say, considering he was a fugitive from justice. 712 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:45,304 -Who did he kill? -He didn't say where he was going, did he? 713 00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:49,308 No. I assumed Chicago. 714 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,560 You think perhaps he got off when you got on? 715 00:53:52,687 --> 00:53:55,064 If you happen to catch sight of him again, Miss, uh-- 716 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,315 Kendall. 717 00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,317 OFFICER: --will you let us know? 718 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:00,986 I'm going to bed and I intend to lock my door. 719 00:54:01,154 --> 00:54:03,489 So I doubt if I'll seeing anybody else tonight. 720 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:07,952 Well, just in case you do, we'll be in the observation car at the rear of the train. 721 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:09,495 It's comforting to know that. 722 00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:12,289 Good night. 723 00:54:12,832 --> 00:54:14,083 [DOOR CLOSES] 724 00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:15,626 Still breathing? 725 00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:18,879 ROGER: Either hurry up or get me a snorkel. 726 00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:22,675 I'm looking for the can opener I stole from the porter. 727 00:54:27,889 --> 00:54:29,348 Hello, there. 728 00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:31,141 Hello. 729 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:37,898 Hmm. 730 00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:45,447 Tell me, why are you so good to me? 731 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,701 Shall I climb up and tell you why? 732 00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:05,843 You know, I've been thinking, it's not safe for you... 733 00:55:06,011 --> 00:55:08,971 ...to roam around Chicago looking for this George Kaplan man... 734 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,140 ...you've been telling me about. 735 00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:15,436 You'll be picked up by the police the moment you show your face. 736 00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:17,229 Such a nice face too. 737 00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:25,195 Now, don't you think it would be a better idea if you stayed in my hotel room... 738 00:55:25,363 --> 00:55:29,575 ...while I located him for you and brought him to you? 739 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:32,578 I can't let you get involved. It's too dangerous. 740 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,164 I'm a big girl. 741 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:39,001 Yeah, and in all the right places too. 742 00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:46,842 You know, this is ridiculous. You know that, don't you? 743 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,093 Yes. 744 00:55:48,261 --> 00:55:50,387 I mean, we've hardly met. 745 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:52,222 That's right. 746 00:55:52,390 --> 00:55:55,059 How do I know you aren't a murderer? 747 00:55:55,226 --> 00:55:56,852 You don't. 748 00:55:57,020 --> 00:56:00,689 Maybe you're planning to murder me, right here, tonight. 749 00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:02,775 Shall I? 750 00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:05,235 Please do. 751 00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:27,800 Beats flying, doesn't it? 752 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,804 We should stop. 753 00:56:31,971 --> 00:56:33,764 Immediately. 754 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,141 I ought to know more about you. 755 00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:38,310 What more could you know? 756 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:43,982 You're an advertising man, that's all I know. 757 00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:45,901 That's right. 758 00:56:47,862 --> 00:56:49,905 Train's a little unsteady. 759 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,990 Who isn't? 760 00:56:52,158 --> 00:56:54,159 What else do you know? 761 00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:59,581 You've got taste in clothes, taste in food.... 762 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:05,337 And taste in women. I like your flavor. 763 00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:15,222 You're very clever with words. 764 00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:18,183 You can probably make them do anything for you. 765 00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:21,603 Sell people things they don't need... 766 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:25,357 ...make women who don't know you fall in love with you. 767 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,237 I'm beginning to think I'm underpaid. 768 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,324 [DOOR BUZZING] 769 00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:45,294 ROGER: Look out. 770 00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:56,305 Oh, porter. 771 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:59,183 -Don't bother with the washroom. -Yes, ma'am. 772 00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:02,144 By the way, I found this on the floor. Does it belong to you? 773 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,396 Yes, ma'am. I've been looking all over for it. 774 00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:06,732 -I'll wait outside. -Thank you. 775 00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:24,833 EVE: Thank you, porter. 776 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,919 PORTER: Thank you, ma'am. Good night, now. 777 00:58:27,086 --> 00:58:28,754 EVE: Good night. 778 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,093 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 779 00:58:40,141 --> 00:58:41,600 The porter. 780 00:58:43,561 --> 00:58:45,187 So I see. 781 00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:52,402 Now... 782 00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:56,490 -...where were we? -Here. 783 00:58:58,618 --> 00:59:00,786 Oh, yes. 784 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:05,249 -Nice of him to have opened the bed. -Yes. 785 00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:08,919 -Only one bed. -Yes. 786 00:59:09,087 --> 00:59:11,380 That's a good omen, don't you think? 787 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:13,298 Wonderful. 788 00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:16,885 -Do you know what that means? -Mm-hm. 789 00:59:17,053 --> 00:59:18,595 What? Tell me. 790 00:59:19,305 --> 00:59:22,432 It means you're going to sleep on the floor. 791 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:46,582 A message from the lady in 3901. 792 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,544 -You keep walking. I'll catch up. -Yes, ma'am. 793 01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:38,300 -Anything to report, Miss Kendall? -Why, yes. I had a fine night's sleep. 794 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:41,511 No, I mean, have you seen the man we're looking for? 795 01:00:42,221 --> 01:00:45,223 -Mr. Thornycroft? -Thornhill. 796 01:00:46,934 --> 01:00:49,269 No, no. I'm awfully sorry. 797 01:00:49,437 --> 01:00:51,521 But good luck to you both. 798 01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:59,404 -How are we doing? -Oh, I may collapse at any moment. 799 01:00:59,572 --> 01:01:01,948 Not yet. First we have to run the gauntlet. Look. 800 01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:03,241 Hmm? 801 01:01:08,247 --> 01:01:12,084 I'm accustomed to having a load on, but what have you got in these bags? 802 01:01:12,251 --> 01:01:15,003 -Bowling balls, naturally. -Oh, naturally. 803 01:01:15,171 --> 01:01:19,424 -Which one of these has my suit in it? -The small one underneath your right arm. 804 01:01:19,592 --> 01:01:22,094 Oh, thanks. That ought to do the suit a lot of good. 805 01:01:22,261 --> 01:01:24,680 I'm sure Mr. Kaplan won't mind a few wrinkles. 806 01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:27,432 Yeah, if he's still there. What time is it? 807 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:28,850 Nine-ten. 808 01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:31,770 Nine-ten? Well, he may have left his hotel room by now. 809 01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:34,606 I'll call him for you as soon as we get inside the station. 810 01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:36,274 No thank you, I can do it. 811 01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:39,820 A redcap in a phone booth? Slightly suspicious. 812 01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:43,115 I, uh.... Well, all right. What are you gonna tell him? Do you know that? 813 01:01:43,282 --> 01:01:47,452 Mm-hm. You want to see him right away. Terribly urgent. Matter of life and death. 814 01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:49,788 -Mm-hm. Right. -No explanations. 815 01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:52,374 While I'm calling, you can change your clothes. 816 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:55,961 Where do you propose I do that? In Marshall Field's window? 817 01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:58,547 I sort of had the men's room in mind. 818 01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:00,465 Did you, now? 819 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:04,469 You're the smartest girl I ever spent the night with on a train. 820 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:17,816 I think we made it. 821 01:02:21,487 --> 01:02:22,529 Where did he go? 822 01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:24,489 -Which way did he go? -Where did he go? 823 01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:27,033 I don't know. He took my clothes. and went that way. 824 01:02:27,201 --> 01:02:28,326 Come on. 825 01:04:07,134 --> 01:04:11,346 WOMAN [ON PA]: Departing at 10 a.m., Chicago daylight time... 826 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:14,224 ...for Michigan City. 827 01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:15,851 [WOMAN ON PA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 828 01:04:36,747 --> 01:04:39,416 Now ready on track number six. 829 01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:45,088 Well, what took you so long? 830 01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:48,425 Well, I have a big face, small razor. Tell me, did you get Kaplan? 831 01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:50,927 -Yes. -Fine. What did he say? 832 01:04:51,095 --> 01:04:54,139 Well, he'll see you, but not at the hotel under any circumstances. 833 01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:56,641 -He'll see you on the outside. -Well, where? When? 834 01:04:56,809 --> 01:04:59,060 -I've got it all written down for you. -Thanks. 835 01:04:59,228 --> 01:05:01,521 Take the Greyhound bus that leaves Chicago... 836 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:07,694 ...for Indianapolis at 2 and ask the driver to let you off at Prairie Stop, Highway 41. 837 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:09,988 Prairie Stop, Highway 41. Good. 838 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,490 It's about an hour-and-a-half's drive from Chicago. 839 01:05:12,658 --> 01:05:13,700 Fine. I'll rent a car. 840 01:05:13,868 --> 01:05:18,371 No car. Mr. Kaplan said bus. He wants to be sure you're alone. 841 01:05:18,539 --> 01:05:21,041 All right. What'll I do when I get there? 842 01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:23,585 Just wait beside the road. He'll be there at 3:30. 843 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:25,754 -Well, how will I know him? -He'll know you. 844 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:29,549 -You made the Chicago papers too. -Oh, yes. 845 01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:31,843 Have you got your watch set for Central time? 846 01:05:32,011 --> 01:05:34,012 Yes, I did that. Thanks. 847 01:05:34,847 --> 01:05:37,682 -What's the matter? -Matter? 848 01:05:37,850 --> 01:05:40,143 Yes, you seem.... I don't know. You seem tense. 849 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:43,188 You know, you better go before the police run out of redcaps. 850 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,899 We'll see each other again, won't we? 851 01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:47,817 Sometime, I'm sure. 852 01:05:48,861 --> 01:05:51,279 I never had a moment to thank you properly. 853 01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:54,658 EVE: Please go. -Yes, but-- But where will I find you? 854 01:05:54,825 --> 01:05:56,618 I've gotta pick up my bags now. 855 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:59,871 Oh, yes. Well, these are the checks for the large cases. 856 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:01,373 Wait a minute. 857 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:03,792 Please. 858 01:06:04,877 --> 01:06:06,711 EVE: They're coming. 859 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,392 Hi. 860 01:10:33,562 --> 01:10:36,272 -Hot day. -Seen worse. 861 01:10:38,692 --> 01:10:40,818 Are you supposed to be meeting someone here? 862 01:10:40,986 --> 01:10:44,656 -Waiting for the bus. Due any minute. -Oh. 863 01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:48,743 Some of them crop-duster pilots get rich, if they live long enough. 864 01:10:49,828 --> 01:10:51,371 Yeah. 865 01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:55,166 And, uh, then your name isn't Kaplan? 866 01:10:55,834 --> 01:10:58,127 Can't say it is, because it ain't. 867 01:10:58,837 --> 01:11:01,422 Here she comes. Right on time. 868 01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:06,719 -That's funny. -What? 869 01:11:06,887 --> 01:11:09,639 That plane's dusting crops where there ain't no crops. 870 01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:06,667 Get out of here! The other tank may blow! 871 01:15:17,095 --> 01:15:18,596 What happened? 872 01:15:42,287 --> 01:15:44,080 Hey! 873 01:15:44,706 --> 01:15:46,457 Come back! Hey! 874 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:51,045 Come back! Come back! Hey! 875 01:16:39,303 --> 01:16:40,469 -Yes? -Uh.... 876 01:16:40,637 --> 01:16:43,848 Could you let me have Mr. George Kaplan's room number, please? 877 01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:45,308 -Kaplan? -Yeah. 878 01:16:45,475 --> 01:16:48,185 I think he checked out. 879 01:16:48,353 --> 01:16:50,187 -He checked out? -That's right. 880 01:16:50,355 --> 01:16:52,356 He checked out at 7:10 this morning. 881 01:16:52,524 --> 01:16:56,193 -Seven-ten? Are you sure? -Yes. He left a forwarding address. 882 01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:59,322 Hotel Sheraton-Johnson, Rapid City, South Dakota. 883 01:16:59,489 --> 01:17:01,282 Seven-ten? 884 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:04,035 Well, then how come I got a message from him at 9--? 885 01:17:04,202 --> 01:17:05,703 What's that? 886 01:17:08,790 --> 01:17:10,499 Nothing. Nothing. 887 01:17:38,236 --> 01:17:40,237 Sorry to bother you again. 888 01:17:40,405 --> 01:17:43,282 Miss Eve Kendall is expecting me. She's in room four-something. 889 01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:46,077 I've forgotten the number. Would you mind? 890 01:17:55,587 --> 01:17:58,422 -She's in 463. -Oh, yes, that's right. Thanks. 891 01:18:18,026 --> 01:18:19,276 [DOOR BUZZES] 892 01:18:24,616 --> 01:18:25,950 Hello. 893 01:18:32,165 --> 01:18:33,207 Surprised? 894 01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:35,292 Yes. 895 01:18:36,461 --> 01:18:38,254 No getting rid of me, is there? 896 01:18:50,267 --> 01:18:52,309 I could use a drink. 897 01:18:53,812 --> 01:18:57,356 -I have some Scotch. -With water. No ice. 898 01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:07,867 How did it go today? 899 01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:14,749 -The meeting with Kaplan? -Uh-huh. 900 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,917 He didn't show up. 901 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,170 Oh? 902 01:19:19,337 --> 01:19:21,005 It's funny, isn't it? 903 01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:22,506 Why funny? 904 01:19:22,674 --> 01:19:28,387 Oh, after all those involved and explicit directions he gave you on the phone. 905 01:19:29,055 --> 01:19:33,434 -Maybe I copied them down wrong. -I don't think you got them wrong. 906 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:37,104 I think you sent me to the right place, all right. 907 01:19:38,398 --> 01:19:41,275 Why don't you call him back again and see what happened? 908 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:45,529 I did. He checked out. Went to South Dakota. 909 01:19:45,697 --> 01:19:47,490 South Dakota? 910 01:19:47,657 --> 01:19:49,533 Rapid City. 911 01:19:50,869 --> 01:19:52,620 Well, what are you going to do next? 912 01:19:53,538 --> 01:19:55,039 I haven't made my mind up yet. 913 01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:57,792 It may depend on you. 914 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,796 -On me? -Sure. 915 01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:05,090 You're my little helper, aren't you? 916 01:20:05,258 --> 01:20:10,221 Thank you. To us. To a long and lasting friendship. 917 01:20:10,388 --> 01:20:15,100 Meaning, from now on, I'm not going to let you out of my sight, sweetheart. 918 01:20:15,268 --> 01:20:17,311 I'm afraid you'll have to. 919 01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:20,981 -Oh, no. -I do have plans of my own, you know? 920 01:20:21,149 --> 01:20:22,900 And you do have problems. 921 01:20:23,068 --> 01:20:28,072 Well, wouldn't it be nice if my problems and your plans were somehow connected? 922 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,533 Then we could always stay close to each other... 923 01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:32,952 ...and not have to go off in separate directions. 924 01:20:33,119 --> 01:20:35,830 Togetherness. You know what I mean? 925 01:20:36,039 --> 01:20:37,498 [PHONE RINGING] 926 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,710 Go ahead, it can't be for me. 927 01:20:49,302 --> 01:20:50,803 Hello? 928 01:20:51,263 --> 01:20:52,680 Yes. 929 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:55,182 No, not yet. I'm not ready. 930 01:20:55,642 --> 01:21:00,354 What time? I'll meet you. What's the address? 931 01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,609 Yes. Goodbye. 932 01:21:07,946 --> 01:21:09,363 Business? 933 01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:12,783 -Yes. -Industrial-designing business? 934 01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:14,577 Mm-hm. 935 01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:20,749 All work and no play? A girl like you should be enjoying herself this evening... 936 01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:24,295 ...instead of taking phone calls from clients. 937 01:21:25,463 --> 01:21:27,840 What about having dinner with me? 938 01:21:28,008 --> 01:21:32,720 -You can't afford to be seen anyplace. -Well, let's have it up here. Nice and cozy. 939 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,638 No, I-- 940 01:21:35,307 --> 01:21:36,932 I can't. 941 01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:39,852 ROGER: I insist. 942 01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:43,647 I want you to do a favor for me. 943 01:21:44,190 --> 01:21:46,275 -A big, big favor. -Name it. 944 01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:49,278 I want you to leave right now. 945 01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:52,740 Stay far away from me and don't come near me again. 946 01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:57,912 We're not going to get involved. 947 01:21:58,496 --> 01:22:01,165 Last night was last night and that's all there was. 948 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:05,002 That's all there is. There isn't going to be anything more between us. 949 01:22:05,754 --> 01:22:07,546 So, please.... 950 01:22:07,714 --> 01:22:08,756 Goodbye. 951 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:11,675 Good luck. No conversation. Just leave. 952 01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:15,304 -Right away? -Yes. 953 01:22:15,472 --> 01:22:16,847 No questions asked? 954 01:22:17,265 --> 01:22:18,307 Yes. 955 01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:22,186 -No, I can't do that. -Please. 956 01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:24,855 -After dinner. -Now. 957 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,691 After dinner. Fair is fair. 958 01:22:29,527 --> 01:22:31,195 All right. 959 01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:33,405 On one condition. 960 01:22:33,990 --> 01:22:37,660 That you let the hotel valet do something with this suit first. 961 01:22:37,827 --> 01:22:40,037 You belong in the stockyards looking like that. 962 01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:41,914 Okay. 963 01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:44,917 There's the phone. 964 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:52,132 Hello. Valet service, please. 965 01:22:55,887 --> 01:22:57,554 Hello, valet? 966 01:22:58,682 --> 01:23:02,101 -Oh, this is r-- Where are we? -Four sixty-three. 967 01:23:02,268 --> 01:23:04,061 Room 463. 968 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:06,647 How quickly can you get a suit sponged and pressed? 969 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,565 Yes, fast. 970 01:23:08,733 --> 01:23:13,237 Twenty minutes? Fine. Okay, 463. 971 01:23:15,907 --> 01:23:17,324 He'll be right up. 972 01:23:17,492 --> 01:23:19,785 EVE: Better take your things off. 973 01:23:20,870 --> 01:23:22,204 [GRUNTS] 974 01:23:22,622 --> 01:23:25,958 Now, what could a man do with his clothes off for 20 minutes? 975 01:23:26,126 --> 01:23:27,668 Couldn't he have taken an hour? 976 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,795 You could always take a cold shower. 977 01:23:29,963 --> 01:23:31,714 That's right. 978 01:23:32,590 --> 01:23:36,093 You know, when I was a little boy, I wouldn't even let my mother undress me. 979 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:38,971 -You're a big boy now. -Yes. 980 01:23:42,142 --> 01:23:46,103 Tell me, how does a girl like you get to be a girl like you? 981 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:48,772 Lucky, I guess. 982 01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:53,610 Oh, not lucky. Naughty. Wicked. Up to no good. Ever kill anyone? 983 01:23:55,196 --> 01:23:58,532 Because I bet you could tease a man to death without half-trying. 984 01:23:58,700 --> 01:24:00,409 So stop trying, huh? 985 01:24:08,918 --> 01:24:10,335 [DOOR BUZZES] 986 01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:12,963 Be with you in a minute. 987 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:19,845 ROGER: Huh? -Trousers, please. 988 01:24:20,513 --> 01:24:22,097 ROGER: There you are. 989 01:24:26,853 --> 01:24:28,645 EVE: Thank you. 990 01:24:29,314 --> 01:24:31,982 ROGER: I think I'll take that cold shower after all. 991 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:33,317 Good. 992 01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:34,943 [SHOWER RUNNING] 993 01:24:35,111 --> 01:24:36,487 [ROGER WHISTLING] 994 01:25:44,097 --> 01:25:46,765 MAN 1: This magnificent pair of Louis XVI fauteuils. 995 01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:50,561 Original gilt finish. Upholstered in pure silk damask. 996 01:25:50,728 --> 01:25:53,689 How much may I say to start? What am I bid? 997 01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:56,733 WOMAN 1: One hundred. MAN 1: One hundred is bid. Thank you. 998 01:25:56,901 --> 01:25:59,361 One-fifty is bid here. Say the 200? 999 01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:00,737 Thank you, 200 is bid. 1000 01:26:00,905 --> 01:26:05,993 Say the 300? I have 300. Four hundred by the little lady. 1001 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:07,202 Thank you, sir. 1002 01:26:07,370 --> 01:26:09,705 Four-fifty is bid for the pair. Can I hear 500? 1003 01:26:09,873 --> 01:26:11,415 Will you say 500? 1004 01:26:11,583 --> 01:26:13,500 Can I say the 500? 1005 01:26:13,668 --> 01:26:15,586 Fair warning and last call. 1006 01:26:15,753 --> 01:26:20,257 Sold to Mr. Stone, second row. Four hundred and fifty dollars. 1007 01:26:24,345 --> 01:26:27,181 And now lot number 103. 1008 01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,683 This lovely Aubusson settee. 1009 01:26:29,851 --> 01:26:33,645 In excellent condition. Please start the bidding. 1010 01:26:33,813 --> 01:26:35,439 How much? 1011 01:26:35,607 --> 01:26:39,526 Eight hundred is offered, thank you. Eight hundred is bid. Say the nine? Go 900? 1012 01:26:39,694 --> 01:26:42,112 Nine hundred is bid. Now, who'll say 1,000? 1013 01:26:42,780 --> 01:26:46,116 One thousand, thank you. One thousand at 1,000. Say 1,100? 1014 01:26:46,284 --> 01:26:50,704 -Can I hear 1,100? Selling at $1,000. -The three of you together. 1015 01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:53,832 ROGER: Now, that's a picture only Charles Addams could draw. 1016 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,626 VANDAMM: Good evening, Mr. Kaplan. 1017 01:26:55,793 --> 01:26:58,879 ROGER: Before we start calling each other names, you better tell me yours. 1018 01:26:59,047 --> 01:27:01,965 -I haven't had the pleasure. -You disappoint me, sir. 1019 01:27:02,675 --> 01:27:04,509 I was just going to say that to her. 1020 01:27:04,677 --> 01:27:07,554 VANDAMM: I've always understood you were a shrewd fellow at your job. 1021 01:27:07,722 --> 01:27:10,557 What possessed you to come blundering in here like this? 1022 01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:12,935 Could it be an overpowering interest in art? 1023 01:27:13,102 --> 01:27:15,812 Yes. The art of survival. 1024 01:27:16,856 --> 01:27:19,149 Well, have you poured any good drunks lately? 1025 01:27:19,734 --> 01:27:22,402 MAN 2: One hundred dollars. -He followed me here from the hotel. 1026 01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:25,197 He was in your room? 1027 01:27:25,365 --> 01:27:26,907 Sure, isn't everybody? 1028 01:27:27,492 --> 01:27:29,910 MAN 1: One hundred and fifty. Thank you. Now, say the two. 1029 01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:32,037 Do I hear two? Two hundred, thank you. 1030 01:27:32,205 --> 01:27:35,165 Now the three. Do I hear three? Three hundred, anyone? 1031 01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:38,919 Three hundred, thank you. Now, the four. Do I hear four? Four hundred, anyone? 1032 01:27:39,629 --> 01:27:43,548 Four hundred is bid. Say the five? I have 400. I have 400. 1033 01:27:43,716 --> 01:27:47,469 I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses. 1034 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:51,473 -Five hundred. MAN 1: Five hundred, thank you. 1035 01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:54,559 I'll bet you paid plenty for this little piece of sculpture. 1036 01:27:54,727 --> 01:27:57,187 MAN 1: Now the seven. Seven hundred? -Seven hundred. 1037 01:27:57,605 --> 01:27:59,982 She's worth every dollar of it, take it from me. 1038 01:28:00,942 --> 01:28:03,026 Now, she puts her heart into her work. 1039 01:28:03,194 --> 01:28:05,654 In fact, her whole body. 1040 01:28:05,822 --> 01:28:08,031 Sold to Mr. Vandamm at 700. 1041 01:28:08,616 --> 01:28:13,704 -Number 106 for your pleasure. -Oh, Mr. Vandamm. 1042 01:28:13,871 --> 01:28:17,582 Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely... 1043 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:19,042 ...Mr. Kaplan? 1044 01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:21,420 First, you're the outraged Madison Avenue man... 1045 01:28:21,587 --> 01:28:23,880 ...who claims he's been mistaken for someone else. 1046 01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:25,882 Then, you play the fugitive... 1047 01:28:26,050 --> 01:28:29,553 ...supposedly trying to clear his name of a crime he knows he didn't commit. 1048 01:28:29,721 --> 01:28:34,474 Now you play the peevish lover, stung by jealousy and betrayal. 1049 01:28:35,268 --> 01:28:38,145 It seems you fellows could stand less training from the FBI... 1050 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:41,273 -...and more from the Actors Studio. MAN 1: Three-fifty I have. 1051 01:28:41,441 --> 01:28:45,068 Apparently, the only performance that'll satisfy you is when I play dead. 1052 01:28:45,570 --> 01:28:48,405 Your very next role. You'll be quite convincing, I assure you. 1053 01:28:48,573 --> 01:28:52,034 MAN 1: Don't lose it for $25. Thank you. Three-seventy-five is bid. 1054 01:28:52,201 --> 01:28:54,244 I have 375, go the 400. 1055 01:28:54,412 --> 01:28:56,872 Three-seventy-five, go four? Four hundred is bid. 1056 01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:01,376 I wonder what subtle form of manslaughter is next on the program. 1057 01:29:01,544 --> 01:29:03,962 Am I to be dropped into a vat of molten steel... 1058 01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:06,798 ...and become part of a new skyscraper? 1059 01:29:06,966 --> 01:29:11,845 Or are you going to ask this female to kiss me again and poison me to death? 1060 01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:14,181 MAN 1: We offer catalog number 107. 1061 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:18,602 Who are you kidding? You have no feelings to hurt. 1062 01:29:21,939 --> 01:29:24,691 MAN 1: How much to start the bidding on this collector's porcelain? 1063 01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:26,026 Please start the bidding. 1064 01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:28,236 Kaplan, we've had just about enough of you. 1065 01:29:28,404 --> 01:29:30,364 ROGER: Then, why don't you send for the police? 1066 01:29:32,075 --> 01:29:35,535 That's the last thing you'd want, isn't it? Me in the hands of the police. 1067 01:29:35,703 --> 01:29:37,746 There's something I might tell them. 1068 01:29:37,914 --> 01:29:40,624 That's the reason you had this one hustle me on the train. 1069 01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:44,628 Something seems to tell me I've got a better chance if I go to the police. 1070 01:29:46,214 --> 01:29:48,548 Good night, sweetheart. Don't think it wasn't nice. 1071 01:29:48,716 --> 01:29:53,637 MAN 1: Say the 12. Twelve hundred dollars there. Twelve hundred is bid. Say 1300? 1072 01:29:53,930 --> 01:29:55,722 May I hear 1300? 1073 01:29:55,890 --> 01:29:58,725 They're selling at 1200. Do I hear 1300, please? 1074 01:29:59,644 --> 01:30:01,436 Last call. 1075 01:30:01,604 --> 01:30:05,357 Sold. Twelve hundred dollars. Thank you. 1076 01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:13,573 And now catalog number 109. 1077 01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:18,412 This superb example of this early 17th century master. 1078 01:30:18,579 --> 01:30:20,831 It will enhance any collection of fine art. 1079 01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:24,626 What is your pleasure? How much to start? 1080 01:30:24,794 --> 01:30:28,338 WOMAN 2: One thousand dollars. MAN 1: One thousand is bid. 1081 01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:31,508 Twelve-fifty I have. Now, 1500. 1082 01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:35,262 Fifteen hundred is bid. Thank you. Seventeen-fifty? 1083 01:30:37,181 --> 01:30:39,433 -I have 1750. MAN 3: Two thousand dollars. 1084 01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:44,020 MAN 1: Two thousand is bid. I have 2000. Do I hear 2500? 1085 01:30:44,188 --> 01:30:46,314 Twenty-five hundred, anyone? 1086 01:30:46,482 --> 01:30:47,524 Twenty-two-fifty once. 1087 01:30:49,235 --> 01:30:51,027 Twenty-two-fifty twice. 1088 01:30:51,195 --> 01:30:54,156 -Last call. -Fifteen hundred. 1089 01:30:55,074 --> 01:30:59,286 -Well, the bid is already up to 2250, sir. -I still say 1,500. 1090 01:31:01,622 --> 01:31:05,792 I have 2250. Do I hear 25? 1091 01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:09,671 -Twenty-two-fifty once, 2250 twice. -Twelve hundred. 1092 01:31:09,839 --> 01:31:14,342 -Sold for 2250. And now-- -Twenty-two-fifty for that chromo? 1093 01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,224 Number 110 in the catalog. 1094 01:31:21,642 --> 01:31:24,853 A Louis XV carved and gilded lit de repos. 1095 01:31:25,021 --> 01:31:27,939 Would somebody start the bidding at $750, please? 1096 01:31:28,107 --> 01:31:30,859 How do we know it's not a fake? It looks like a fake. 1097 01:31:31,027 --> 01:31:32,319 [CROWD GROANING] 1098 01:31:34,238 --> 01:31:38,533 Well, one thing we know: You're no fake. You're a genuine idiot. 1099 01:31:38,701 --> 01:31:40,243 Thank you. 1100 01:31:40,411 --> 01:31:42,829 I wonder if I could respectfully ask the gentleman... 1101 01:31:42,997 --> 01:31:45,081 ...to get into the spirit of the proceedings. 1102 01:31:45,249 --> 01:31:46,833 All right. I'll start it at 8. 1103 01:31:47,960 --> 01:31:50,921 Eight hundred. Thank you. Nine hundred? 1104 01:31:51,589 --> 01:31:54,591 -One thousand is bid. Go 12? -Eleven. 1105 01:31:55,092 --> 01:31:58,094 Eleven is bid. Thank you. Go 12. 1106 01:31:58,262 --> 01:32:01,765 I have 11. Go 12. Who'll say 12? 1107 01:32:01,933 --> 01:32:04,142 Eleven once. Who'll say 12? 1108 01:32:04,310 --> 01:32:06,937 Eleven twice. Twelve, thank you. 1109 01:32:07,104 --> 01:32:10,315 Twelve is bid. I have 12. Go 13. Who'll say 13? 1110 01:32:10,483 --> 01:32:11,608 Thirteen dollars. 1111 01:32:11,776 --> 01:32:13,527 [CROWD LAUGHING] 1112 01:32:14,278 --> 01:32:15,737 You mean 1300, sir. 1113 01:32:16,781 --> 01:32:19,449 No, no, no, I mean $13. That's more than it's worth. 1114 01:32:22,203 --> 01:32:23,578 I-- 1115 01:32:23,746 --> 01:32:27,749 I have 1200. Go 13. Who'll say 13? 1116 01:32:28,334 --> 01:32:30,210 Who'll say 1250? 1117 01:32:32,463 --> 01:32:35,423 Twelve hundred once, 1200 twice. 1118 01:32:35,591 --> 01:32:37,801 -Last call. Twelve hundred. -Two thousand. 1119 01:32:41,347 --> 01:32:42,389 Two thousand? 1120 01:32:44,475 --> 01:32:45,475 Twenty-one hundred. 1121 01:32:46,936 --> 01:32:48,353 I'm sorry, sir, but we can't-- 1122 01:32:48,521 --> 01:32:50,939 -Make it 2500. MAN 4: Ask him to leave. 1123 01:32:55,695 --> 01:32:59,739 -Would the gentleman please cooperate? -The last bid was 1200. 1124 01:32:59,907 --> 01:33:03,326 Twenty-five hundred. My money's as good as anybody's. 1125 01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:06,162 -Well, isn't it? Isn't it? -I have-- 1126 01:33:06,330 --> 01:33:08,665 -What was it? -Twelve hundred. 1127 01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:12,085 I have 1200 once, 1200 twice. 1128 01:33:12,253 --> 01:33:15,672 -Three thousand. MAN 1: Sold for 1200. 1129 01:33:18,050 --> 01:33:21,177 -I'm not gonna let you get away with that. -You'd better leave, sir. 1130 01:33:21,345 --> 01:33:23,513 No, you take your hands off me or I'll sue you. 1131 01:33:25,558 --> 01:33:26,975 [CROWD SHOUTING] 1132 01:33:38,029 --> 01:33:40,322 -What took you so long? -Let's take a little walk. 1133 01:33:40,489 --> 01:33:42,699 -Get moving. -I haven't finished bidding yet. 1134 01:33:42,867 --> 01:33:45,535 Three thousand. I bid 3000. 1135 01:33:45,703 --> 01:33:48,455 I'm sorry, old man. Too bad. Keep trying. 1136 01:33:49,707 --> 01:33:51,708 Not so rough. 1137 01:33:59,675 --> 01:34:01,843 -Handle with care, fellas. -In there. 1138 01:34:02,011 --> 01:34:04,387 -I'm valuable property. -In. 1139 01:34:07,892 --> 01:34:12,020 Well, I want to thank you for saving my life. Thank you, my friend. Thank you. 1140 01:34:12,188 --> 01:34:14,564 Save it for the station house. 1141 01:34:18,903 --> 01:34:21,488 Well, let's have some smiles and good cheer. 1142 01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:25,575 You're about to become heroes. Don't you know who I am? 1143 01:34:25,743 --> 01:34:29,663 We'll find out as soon as we book you for being drunk and disorderly. 1144 01:34:29,830 --> 01:34:33,166 Drunk and disorderly? That's chicken feed. You've hit the jackpot. 1145 01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:37,837 Chicago police capture United Nations killer. 1146 01:34:38,005 --> 01:34:39,964 My name is Roger Thornhill. 1147 01:34:40,466 --> 01:34:41,925 Here. 1148 01:34:45,429 --> 01:34:48,431 -It's him. -That's right. Congratulations, man. 1149 01:34:49,141 --> 01:34:50,183 Yeah. 1150 01:34:50,351 --> 01:34:52,602 FLAMM: This is 1055. Sergeant Flamm. 1151 01:34:52,770 --> 01:34:56,981 We've got a man here who answers to the description of Thornhill, Roger. 1152 01:34:57,149 --> 01:34:58,817 Code 76. 1153 01:34:58,984 --> 01:35:02,946 Wanted by NYPD. Positive ID. 1154 01:35:03,614 --> 01:35:05,115 Absolutely. No question. 1155 01:35:06,992 --> 01:35:10,203 Michigan Avenue. Proceeding north to 42nd precinct. 1156 01:35:13,332 --> 01:35:14,916 What? 1157 01:35:16,335 --> 01:35:17,377 Come again? 1158 01:35:20,005 --> 01:35:21,589 Are you sure? 1159 01:35:22,633 --> 01:35:24,342 Okay. Right. 1160 01:35:24,510 --> 01:35:26,010 Yeah, I got it. 1161 01:35:26,178 --> 01:35:28,555 One-oh-five-five, off and clear. 1162 01:35:30,516 --> 01:35:32,642 -Where are we going? -Airport. 1163 01:35:33,310 --> 01:35:35,603 -For what? -Orders. 1164 01:35:35,771 --> 01:35:37,981 Airport? I don't wanna be taken to an airport. 1165 01:35:38,149 --> 01:35:41,985 -I want to be taken to police headquarters. -You do, huh? 1166 01:35:42,153 --> 01:35:43,820 Why do you think I sent for you? 1167 01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:46,906 How about this guy, Charlie? He sent for us. 1168 01:35:47,074 --> 01:35:48,908 -Sit back. -Didn't you hear what I said? 1169 01:35:49,076 --> 01:35:52,203 I want to be taken to police headquarters. I'm a dangerous assassin. 1170 01:35:52,371 --> 01:35:56,499 -I'm a mad killer on the loose. -You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 1171 01:36:22,735 --> 01:36:23,860 They said right here. 1172 01:36:24,028 --> 01:36:27,363 Does anyone mind if I sit down? I've been running all day. 1173 01:36:38,542 --> 01:36:41,669 Thought I'd never make it. Getting too old for this kind of work. 1174 01:36:42,254 --> 01:36:43,630 All right, men. Thank you. 1175 01:36:44,215 --> 01:36:46,049 -This way, Mr. Thornhill. -Wait a minute. 1176 01:36:46,217 --> 01:36:49,677 We haven't much time. Yeah, this way is more private. 1177 01:36:53,390 --> 01:36:57,352 -I don't think I caught your name. -I don't think I pitched it. 1178 01:36:57,895 --> 01:37:00,396 You're police, aren't you? Or is it FBI? 1179 01:37:00,564 --> 01:37:02,357 FBI, CIA, ONI. 1180 01:37:02,525 --> 01:37:04,859 -We're all in the same alphabet soup. -Really? 1181 01:37:05,027 --> 01:37:08,988 You can stick this in your alphabet soup. I had nothing to do with that killing. 1182 01:37:09,156 --> 01:37:11,282 -We know that. -You know it? 1183 01:37:11,450 --> 01:37:14,118 Then why did you let the police chase me all over the map? 1184 01:37:14,286 --> 01:37:18,373 We never interfere with the police, unless absolutely necessary. 1185 01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:20,917 -It's become necessary. -Oh, I see. 1186 01:37:21,085 --> 01:37:23,211 Well, then, I take it I'm going to be cleared. 1187 01:37:23,379 --> 01:37:26,381 I do wish you'd walk faster, Mr. Thornhill. We'll miss the plane. 1188 01:37:26,549 --> 01:37:28,633 Where are we going? New York or Washington? 1189 01:37:28,801 --> 01:37:31,052 Rapid City, South Dakota. 1190 01:37:31,220 --> 01:37:34,722 -Rapid City? What for? -It's near Mount Rushmore. 1191 01:37:34,890 --> 01:37:36,766 No, thank you. I've seen Mount Rushmore. 1192 01:37:36,934 --> 01:37:39,561 So has your friend Mr. Vandamm. 1193 01:37:39,937 --> 01:37:41,688 Vandamm? 1194 01:37:41,856 --> 01:37:44,607 A rather formidable kind of gentleman, eh? 1195 01:37:44,775 --> 01:37:47,068 What about that treacherous little tramp with him? 1196 01:37:47,236 --> 01:37:48,486 -Miss Kendall? -Yeah. 1197 01:37:48,654 --> 01:37:50,989 His mistress. We know all about her. 1198 01:37:52,491 --> 01:37:54,450 Tell me, what's Vandamm up to? 1199 01:37:54,618 --> 01:37:57,495 Oh, you could say he's a sort of importer-exporter. 1200 01:37:57,663 --> 01:37:58,997 Of what? 1201 01:37:59,164 --> 01:38:01,958 Oh. Government secrets, perhaps. 1202 01:38:02,543 --> 01:38:04,294 Well, then why don't you grab him? 1203 01:38:04,461 --> 01:38:07,297 There's still too much we don't know about his organization. 1204 01:38:07,464 --> 01:38:08,798 Oh, I see. 1205 01:38:08,966 --> 01:38:11,217 What's all this got to do with Mount Rushmore? 1206 01:38:11,385 --> 01:38:13,720 Well, Vandamm has a place near there. 1207 01:38:13,888 --> 01:38:17,223 We think it's his jumping-off point to leave the country tomorrow night. 1208 01:38:17,391 --> 01:38:19,809 -Are you gonna stop him? -No. 1209 01:38:19,977 --> 01:38:21,811 Well, then what are we going there for? 1210 01:38:21,979 --> 01:38:23,980 To set his mind at ease about George Kaplan. 1211 01:38:25,733 --> 01:38:28,484 Oh, you, huh? You're George Kaplan, aren't you? 1212 01:38:28,652 --> 01:38:31,821 Oh, no, Mr. Thornhill. There is no such person as George Kaplan. 1213 01:38:31,989 --> 01:38:33,865 What do you mean? I've been in his room. 1214 01:38:34,033 --> 01:38:36,951 I've tried on his clothes. He's got short sleeves and dandruff. 1215 01:38:37,119 --> 01:38:39,829 Believe me, Mr. Thornhill, he doesn't exist. 1216 01:38:39,997 --> 01:38:45,919 Which is why I'm gonna have to ask you to go on being him for the next 24 hours. 1217 01:38:46,086 --> 01:38:48,504 Come on. We'll discuss it on the plane. 1218 01:38:48,672 --> 01:38:50,048 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1219 01:39:09,860 --> 01:39:14,113 Now, look. You started this decoy business without me, you finish it without me. 1220 01:39:14,281 --> 01:39:16,366 We might have if you hadn't stumbled into it. 1221 01:39:16,533 --> 01:39:20,203 You ought to give me a medal instead of asking me to be a target... 1222 01:39:20,371 --> 01:39:23,373 ...just so your special agent or whatever doesn't get shot at. 1223 01:39:23,540 --> 01:39:28,586 Not shot at, Mr. Thornhill. Found out. Once found out, they're as good as dead. 1224 01:39:28,754 --> 01:39:32,548 Thanks to you, clouds of suspicion are already forming. 1225 01:39:32,716 --> 01:39:34,300 Thanks to me? 1226 01:39:34,468 --> 01:39:36,886 -If you'll get on the plane-- -You listen to me. 1227 01:39:37,054 --> 01:39:41,641 I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother... 1228 01:39:41,809 --> 01:39:44,560 ...two ex-wives and several bartenders dependent upon me... 1229 01:39:44,728 --> 01:39:48,022 ...and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself killed. 1230 01:39:48,190 --> 01:39:50,441 The answer is no. 1231 01:39:50,609 --> 01:39:52,902 -Is that final? -Yes. 1232 01:39:53,070 --> 01:39:55,154 -Goodbye, then. -Goodbye. 1233 01:39:55,322 --> 01:39:58,825 If there was a chance of changing your mind I'd talk about Miss Kendall. 1234 01:39:59,910 --> 01:40:01,744 Of whom you so obviously disapprove. 1235 01:40:01,912 --> 01:40:05,415 Yes, for using sex like some people use a fly swatter. 1236 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:07,917 I don't suppose it would matter to you... 1237 01:40:08,085 --> 01:40:12,088 ...that she was probably forced to do whatever she did to protect herself. 1238 01:40:12,256 --> 01:40:14,465 To protect herself from what? 1239 01:40:14,633 --> 01:40:17,510 Exposure and assassination. 1240 01:40:18,554 --> 01:40:20,763 You see, Mr. Thornhill, she.... 1241 01:40:21,432 --> 01:40:23,307 She's one of our agents. 1242 01:40:24,309 --> 01:40:26,811 -Oh, no. -I know you didn't mean it... 1243 01:40:26,979 --> 01:40:31,566 ...but I'm afraid you have put her in an extremely dangerous situation. 1244 01:40:32,943 --> 01:40:35,319 And much more than her life is at stake. 1245 01:40:49,960 --> 01:40:53,212 -Suppose they don't come? -They'll come. 1246 01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:58,134 ROGER: I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me. 1247 01:40:58,302 --> 01:41:02,180 Perhaps he's trying to give you one last word of caution, Mr. Kaplan. 1248 01:41:02,347 --> 01:41:04,390 Speak soft, and carry a big stick. 1249 01:41:04,808 --> 01:41:08,061 He's trying to tell me not to go through with this harebrained scheme. 1250 01:41:08,228 --> 01:41:11,481 He doesn't know to what extent you're the cause of our present trouble. 1251 01:41:11,982 --> 01:41:14,650 I don't know that I care to accept that charge, professor. 1252 01:41:14,818 --> 01:41:18,237 Dear, fellow, if you hadn't made yourself so attractive to Miss Kendall... 1253 01:41:18,405 --> 01:41:20,865 -...that she fell for you-- -And vice versa. 1254 01:41:21,033 --> 01:41:24,327 --our friend Vandamm wouldn't be losing faith in her loyalty now. 1255 01:41:24,870 --> 01:41:28,664 It was quite obvious to him last night that she had become emotionally involved. 1256 01:41:28,832 --> 01:41:33,086 Worst of all, with a man he thinks is a government agent. 1257 01:41:33,545 --> 01:41:35,755 Are you trying to tell me that I'm irresistible? 1258 01:41:35,923 --> 01:41:39,425 I'm trying to remind you it is your responsibility to help us restore her... 1259 01:41:39,593 --> 01:41:41,010 ...to Vandamm's good graces... 1260 01:41:41,178 --> 01:41:44,180 ...right up to the point he leaves the country tonight. 1261 01:41:44,348 --> 01:41:45,681 All right, all right. 1262 01:41:46,225 --> 01:41:47,850 But, after tonight.... 1263 01:41:48,852 --> 01:41:50,853 My blessings on you both. 1264 01:42:05,369 --> 01:42:06,994 Here they are. 1265 01:43:00,507 --> 01:43:03,509 -Good afternoon, Mr. Kaplan. -Not her. 1266 01:43:12,644 --> 01:43:15,396 Did I misunderstand you about bringing her here? 1267 01:43:15,564 --> 01:43:17,773 We'll get to that later. 1268 01:43:18,525 --> 01:43:20,568 I suppose you were surprised to get my call. 1269 01:43:20,736 --> 01:43:24,572 Not at all. I knew the police would release you, Mr. Kaplan. 1270 01:43:24,740 --> 01:43:27,617 By the way, I want to compliment you on your colorful exit... 1271 01:43:27,784 --> 01:43:29,952 ...from the auction gallery. 1272 01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:31,287 Thank you. 1273 01:43:31,455 --> 01:43:34,415 And now, what little drama are we here for today? 1274 01:43:34,583 --> 01:43:38,336 I don't for a moment believe that you've invited me to these gay surroundings... 1275 01:43:38,503 --> 01:43:40,880 ...to come to a business arrangement. 1276 01:43:42,466 --> 01:43:46,677 Suppose I tell you I not only know the exact time you're leaving the country tonight... 1277 01:43:46,845 --> 01:43:49,388 ...but the latitude and longitude of your rendezvous... 1278 01:43:49,556 --> 01:43:51,807 ...and your ultimate destination. 1279 01:43:51,975 --> 01:43:54,644 You wouldn't care to carry my bags for me, would you? 1280 01:43:54,811 --> 01:43:58,064 Perhaps you'd be interested in the price, just the same. 1281 01:43:58,232 --> 01:44:01,817 -The price? -For doing nothing to stop you. 1282 01:44:03,028 --> 01:44:05,321 How much did you have in mind? 1283 01:44:05,989 --> 01:44:07,740 I want the girl. 1284 01:44:10,035 --> 01:44:12,912 I want the girl to get what's coming to her. 1285 01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:16,457 Turn her over to me, I'll see there's enough pinned on her to keep her... 1286 01:44:16,625 --> 01:44:19,335 ...uncomfortable for the rest of her life. 1287 01:44:20,170 --> 01:44:23,047 You do that, and I'll look the other way tonight. 1288 01:44:23,590 --> 01:44:25,591 She really did get under your skin. 1289 01:44:25,759 --> 01:44:28,594 We're not talking about my skin. We're talking about yours. 1290 01:44:28,762 --> 01:44:32,765 -I'm offering you a chance to save it. VANDAMM: To exchange it. 1291 01:44:33,517 --> 01:44:34,684 Put it any way you like. 1292 01:44:35,185 --> 01:44:37,687 I'm curious, Mr. Kaplan. 1293 01:44:37,854 --> 01:44:41,274 What made you arrive at the deduction that my feelings for Miss Kendall... 1294 01:44:41,441 --> 01:44:46,779 ...have deteriorated to the point where I would trade her in for peace of mind? 1295 01:44:46,947 --> 01:44:50,032 I don't deduce. I observe. 1296 01:44:52,369 --> 01:44:55,830 Phillip, if you don't mind, I'm going back to the house now. 1297 01:45:08,093 --> 01:45:09,218 Just a second, you. 1298 01:45:09,386 --> 01:45:13,014 Stay away from me. Let go. Let go of me. 1299 01:45:13,557 --> 01:45:15,474 Stay away from me. Let go. 1300 01:45:15,642 --> 01:45:17,310 Let go of me. 1301 01:45:17,477 --> 01:45:21,230 -Now, save the phony tears. -You just get back. 1302 01:45:22,774 --> 01:45:25,985 -You little fool. -You just stay away from me. 1303 01:45:26,153 --> 01:45:27,653 [CROWD SCREAMING] 1304 01:45:31,366 --> 01:45:33,576 No good, sir. You can't get involved in this. 1305 01:45:38,081 --> 01:45:40,082 -Don't touch anything. -Stand back. 1306 01:45:40,250 --> 01:45:41,334 Stand back. 1307 01:46:33,095 --> 01:46:34,970 PROFESSOR: Mr. Thornhill? 1308 01:46:42,813 --> 01:46:44,313 Don't be long. 1309 01:46:47,984 --> 01:46:49,777 Hello. 1310 01:46:50,362 --> 01:46:51,862 Hello. 1311 01:46:52,030 --> 01:46:53,864 Are you all right? 1312 01:46:54,866 --> 01:46:56,700 Yes, I think so. 1313 01:46:56,868 --> 01:46:59,703 I asked the professor if I could see you again. 1314 01:47:02,165 --> 01:47:04,041 There's not much time. 1315 01:47:05,502 --> 01:47:06,836 Isn’t there? 1316 01:47:07,712 --> 01:47:09,797 I wanted to tell you.... 1317 01:47:09,965 --> 01:47:11,257 I mean, apologize. 1318 01:47:12,843 --> 01:47:14,343 No need. 1319 01:47:15,512 --> 01:47:17,263 I understand. 1320 01:47:19,266 --> 01:47:21,350 All in the line of duty. 1321 01:47:22,519 --> 01:47:24,812 I did treat you miserably. 1322 01:47:25,147 --> 01:47:26,689 I, uh.... 1323 01:47:26,857 --> 01:47:28,941 I hated you for it. 1324 01:47:29,109 --> 01:47:31,444 I didn't want you to go on thinking that I.... 1325 01:47:32,946 --> 01:47:36,699 And I-- I used some pretty harsh words. I'm sorry. 1326 01:47:36,867 --> 01:47:38,701 They hurt deeply. 1327 01:47:38,869 --> 01:47:42,079 -Well, naturally, if I'd known-- -I couldn't tell you. 1328 01:47:42,706 --> 01:47:43,998 -Of course not. -Could I? 1329 01:47:45,917 --> 01:47:47,293 No, I guess not. 1330 01:47:49,379 --> 01:47:52,506 EVE: You didn't get hurt. I'm so relieved. -Of course I was hurt. 1331 01:47:52,674 --> 01:47:55,384 -How would you have felt? -In the cafeteria, when you fell. 1332 01:47:55,552 --> 01:47:59,054 -When I shot you with the blanks. -Oh, that. No. 1333 01:47:59,723 --> 01:48:04,059 EVE: You did it rather well, I thought. -Yes, I thought I was quite graceful. 1334 01:48:04,603 --> 01:48:07,730 Considering it's not really your kind of work. 1335 01:48:08,565 --> 01:48:12,818 Well, I got into it by accident. What's your excuse? 1336 01:48:14,154 --> 01:48:18,616 I met Phillip Vandamm at a party one night and saw only his charm. 1337 01:48:18,783 --> 01:48:20,242 Oh. 1338 01:48:21,453 --> 01:48:24,246 I guess I had nothing to do that weekend, so I.... 1339 01:48:24,414 --> 01:48:26,749 I decided to fall in love. 1340 01:48:27,334 --> 01:48:29,543 Well, that's nice. 1341 01:48:30,462 --> 01:48:35,257 Eventually, the professor and his Washington colleagues approached me... 1342 01:48:35,967 --> 01:48:40,429 ...with a few sordid details about Phillip and he told me that... 1343 01:48:40,597 --> 01:48:44,558 ...my relationship with him made me uniquely valuable to them. 1344 01:48:44,893 --> 01:48:46,143 Mm-hm. 1345 01:48:46,353 --> 01:48:49,230 So you became a Girl Scout, huh? 1346 01:48:49,397 --> 01:48:52,858 Maybe it was the first time anyone ever asked me to do anything worthwhile. 1347 01:48:55,278 --> 01:48:56,695 Has life been like that? 1348 01:48:59,950 --> 01:49:01,450 How come? 1349 01:49:03,453 --> 01:49:05,454 Men like you. 1350 01:49:06,456 --> 01:49:08,791 What's wrong with men like me? 1351 01:49:09,084 --> 01:49:11,210 They don't believe in marriage. 1352 01:49:11,378 --> 01:49:13,128 I've been married twice. 1353 01:49:13,296 --> 01:49:14,421 See what I mean? 1354 01:49:16,675 --> 01:49:19,635 I may go back to hating you. It was more fun. 1355 01:49:26,393 --> 01:49:27,893 Goodbye, darling. 1356 01:49:29,271 --> 01:49:32,523 -Wait a minute. Not so soon. -No, I gotta get back and convince them... 1357 01:49:32,691 --> 01:49:35,818 ...that I took the long way around so nobody followed me. 1358 01:49:37,654 --> 01:49:39,947 Couldn't we stand like this for just a few hours? 1359 01:49:40,115 --> 01:49:42,658 Just this time you're supposed to be critically wounded. 1360 01:49:42,826 --> 01:49:44,827 I never felt more alive. 1361 01:49:44,995 --> 01:49:46,412 Well, whose side are you on? 1362 01:49:47,539 --> 01:49:48,914 Yours, always, darling. 1363 01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:52,918 Please don't undermine my resolve just when I need it most. 1364 01:49:53,086 --> 01:49:54,503 [CAR HORN HONKING] 1365 01:50:01,511 --> 01:50:05,806 Oh, well, I guess it's off to the hospital for me and back to danger for you. 1366 01:50:05,974 --> 01:50:07,683 I don't like it a bit. 1367 01:50:07,851 --> 01:50:11,895 It's much safer now, thanks to you, my darling decoy. 1368 01:50:12,063 --> 01:50:14,315 Don't thank me. I couldn't stand it. 1369 01:50:14,482 --> 01:50:16,066 All right. I won't. 1370 01:50:16,234 --> 01:50:19,486 After your malevolent friend Vandamm takes off tonight... 1371 01:50:19,654 --> 01:50:23,824 ...you and I are gonna get together and do a lot of apologizing to each other in private. 1372 01:50:23,992 --> 01:50:27,286 -You know that can't be. -Of course it can be. 1373 01:50:30,540 --> 01:50:32,708 He has told you, hasn't he? 1374 01:50:33,209 --> 01:50:36,253 -Told me what? -Miss Kendall, you gotta get moving. 1375 01:50:36,421 --> 01:50:39,715 -Wait a minute. What didn't you tell me? -Why didn't you? 1376 01:50:40,717 --> 01:50:43,886 She's going off with Vandamm tonight on the plane. 1377 01:50:45,430 --> 01:50:47,056 She's going off with Vandamm? 1378 01:50:47,223 --> 01:50:50,225 We went to such lengths to make her a fugitive from justice. 1379 01:50:50,393 --> 01:50:53,395 So that Vandamm couldn't very well decline to take her along. 1380 01:50:53,563 --> 01:50:56,398 I needn't tell you how valuable she can be to us over there. 1381 01:50:57,359 --> 01:50:59,401 You lied to me. You said that after tonight-- 1382 01:50:59,569 --> 01:51:02,279 -I needed your help. -Well, you got it, all right. 1383 01:51:02,447 --> 01:51:03,572 Don't be angry. 1384 01:51:03,740 --> 01:51:05,991 You think I'm gonna let you go through with this? 1385 01:51:06,159 --> 01:51:08,827 -Oh, she has to. -Nobody has to do anything. 1386 01:51:08,995 --> 01:51:11,080 I don't like the games you play, professor. 1387 01:51:12,082 --> 01:51:15,042 War is hell, Mr. Thornhill, even when it's a cold one. 1388 01:51:15,919 --> 01:51:18,337 If you can't lick the Vandamms of this world... 1389 01:51:18,797 --> 01:51:21,715 ...without asking girls to bed down and fly away with them... 1390 01:51:21,883 --> 01:51:23,425 ...and never come back... 1391 01:51:23,593 --> 01:51:26,261 ...perhaps you ought to learn how to lose a few cold wars. 1392 01:51:26,971 --> 01:51:29,473 I'm afraid we're already doing that. 1393 01:51:35,939 --> 01:51:40,234 -I'm not gonna let you do this. Get out. -Please don't spoil everything. Please. 1394 01:51:45,323 --> 01:51:49,410 MAN [ON RADIO]: --Mr. Kaplan twice in full view of horrified men, women and children... 1395 01:51:49,577 --> 01:51:52,955 ...who had come to the park to see the famed Mount Rushmore monument. 1396 01:51:53,123 --> 01:51:58,627 Witnesses described Kaplan's assailant as an attractive blonde in her late twenties. 1397 01:51:58,795 --> 01:52:02,589 Kaplan, who was removed to the Rapid City Hospital in critical condition... 1398 01:52:02,757 --> 01:52:06,760 ...has been tentatively identified as an employee of the federal government. 1399 01:52:06,928 --> 01:52:09,346 The tragedy developed with startling suddenness. 1400 01:52:09,514 --> 01:52:12,725 Chris Swenson, a busboy in the Mount Rushmore cafeteria... 1401 01:52:12,892 --> 01:52:15,894 ...stated that he heard voices raised in-- 1402 01:52:21,985 --> 01:52:23,986 -Here we are. -Hello. 1403 01:52:24,154 --> 01:52:26,822 Slacks, a shirt and these. 1404 01:52:26,990 --> 01:52:28,157 Thanks. 1405 01:52:28,324 --> 01:52:31,910 That'll do for you around here for the next couple of days. 1406 01:52:32,662 --> 01:52:34,997 For the next couple of days? 1407 01:52:35,623 --> 01:52:36,665 -Hey. -What? 1408 01:52:36,833 --> 01:52:37,916 What's this? 1409 01:52:38,084 --> 01:52:41,211 That's where I hit the chair doing that phony fall in the cafeteria. 1410 01:52:41,379 --> 01:52:43,547 You and your dopey schemes, shootings. 1411 01:52:43,715 --> 01:52:47,509 -Otherwise, feeling all right? -Oh, yeah. Fine. 1412 01:52:47,677 --> 01:52:50,804 Considering your driver has a sledgehammer for a hand. 1413 01:52:50,972 --> 01:52:52,848 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 1414 01:52:53,016 --> 01:52:55,559 No, that's all right. I guess I deserved it. 1415 01:52:56,352 --> 01:52:58,520 I guess I deserve that locked door too. 1416 01:52:58,688 --> 01:53:02,608 You seen wandering about in good health could've proved fatal to Miss Kendall. 1417 01:53:03,526 --> 01:53:06,528 -I've begun to forget her already. -Good. 1418 01:53:06,696 --> 01:53:09,198 -Better that way. -Yeah, much. 1419 01:53:09,365 --> 01:53:11,992 Inside of an hour, she'll be gone. 1420 01:53:14,537 --> 01:53:18,415 -How's everything out in Rapid City? -Oh, everything's fine. 1421 01:53:18,583 --> 01:53:22,628 Mr. Kaplan's untimely shooting has now acquired the authority of the printed word. 1422 01:53:22,796 --> 01:53:25,255 Everyone's been cooperating beautifully. 1423 01:53:25,423 --> 01:53:27,007 Well, now you can include me. 1424 01:53:27,717 --> 01:53:29,885 -I'm a cooperator. -I'm most grateful. 1425 01:53:30,386 --> 01:53:33,472 -Care to do me a favor in return? -Anything. 1426 01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:36,767 I'd like a drink. Will you get me a--? Get me some bourbon? 1427 01:53:36,935 --> 01:53:38,477 A pint will do. 1428 01:53:38,978 --> 01:53:40,062 Can I join you? 1429 01:53:40,230 --> 01:53:43,357 Well, if you're gonna join me, you better make it a quart. 1430 01:53:43,525 --> 01:53:46,360 -See you in a few minutes. -Yeah. 1431 01:54:50,466 --> 01:54:53,218 -Stop. -Oh, excuse me. 1432 01:54:53,386 --> 01:54:55,137 Stop. 1433 01:54:55,555 --> 01:54:56,972 [CHUCKLES] 1434 01:55:18,828 --> 01:55:21,830 -You don't want me to take you up there? -No, thanks. Never mind. 1435 01:55:21,998 --> 01:55:23,498 Oh, thanks. 1436 01:58:07,955 --> 01:58:11,333 VANDAMM: There's nothing to worry about. EVE: I just lost my head. 1437 01:58:11,501 --> 01:58:14,586 VANDAMM: I'm not just saying this to make you feel better. 1438 01:58:14,754 --> 01:58:16,129 I mean it. 1439 01:58:16,297 --> 01:58:18,340 EVE: I just didn't know what I was doing. 1440 01:58:18,508 --> 01:58:21,009 VANDAMM: He wanted to destroy you. You had to protect yourself. 1441 01:58:21,177 --> 01:58:23,678 EVE: But not endanger you. VANDAMM: Ah, rubbish. 1442 01:58:24,347 --> 01:58:28,517 Soon we'll be off together and I shall dedicate myself to your happiness. 1443 01:58:30,019 --> 01:58:31,853 What's the situation, Leonard? 1444 01:58:32,021 --> 01:58:34,231 -About the plane, you mean? -Of course. 1445 01:58:34,398 --> 01:58:35,982 What was the last report? 1446 01:58:36,150 --> 01:58:39,486 Over Whitestone on the hour, 6000, descending. 1447 01:58:39,654 --> 01:58:42,364 VANDAMM: About ten minutes, huh? LEONARD: At the most. 1448 01:58:42,532 --> 01:58:44,449 And now, uh.... 1449 01:58:44,617 --> 01:58:47,536 I wonder if I might have a few words of parting with you, sir? 1450 01:58:47,703 --> 01:58:49,329 Certainly. 1451 01:58:49,705 --> 01:58:51,414 In private? 1452 01:58:52,458 --> 01:58:54,376 I'll go up and get my things. 1453 01:58:54,877 --> 01:58:56,253 VANDAMM: Well, Leonard... 1454 01:58:56,420 --> 01:59:00,257 ...how does one say goodbye to one's right arm? 1455 01:59:06,722 --> 01:59:09,349 I'm afraid you're gonna wish you had cut it off sooner. 1456 01:59:11,185 --> 01:59:12,602 Mm-hm. 1457 01:59:13,938 --> 01:59:16,356 LEONARD: I know how terribly fond you are of Miss Kendall.... 1458 01:59:16,524 --> 01:59:19,442 I don't find this a terribly attractive.... 1459 01:59:22,822 --> 01:59:26,032 -She is not to be trusted. -You're being mysterious. 1460 01:59:26,200 --> 01:59:28,535 I'm not being mysterious at all. 1461 02:00:01,652 --> 02:00:03,653 It couldn't have been anything. 1462 02:00:07,033 --> 02:00:09,784 You must've had some doubts about her yourself. 1463 02:00:11,287 --> 02:00:13,955 -And still do. VANDAMM: Rubbish. 1464 02:00:14,373 --> 02:00:16,958 LEONARD: Why else would you have decided not to tell her... 1465 02:00:17,126 --> 02:00:19,920 ...that our little treasure here has a bellyful of microfilm? 1466 02:00:20,087 --> 02:00:22,464 You seem to be trying to fill mine with rotten apples. 1467 02:00:22,632 --> 02:00:24,633 LEONARD: Sometimes the truth does taste like worms. 1468 02:00:24,800 --> 02:00:27,093 The truth? I've heard nothing but innuendoes. 1469 02:00:27,261 --> 02:00:31,097 Call it my woman's intuition if you will, but I've never trusted neatness. 1470 02:00:31,265 --> 02:00:33,683 Neatness is always the result of deliberate planning. 1471 02:00:33,851 --> 02:00:36,311 She shot him in a moment of fear and anger. 1472 02:00:36,479 --> 02:00:39,481 -You were there yourself. You saw it. LEONARD: Yes. 1473 02:00:41,651 --> 02:00:46,321 And thereby wrapped everything up into one very neat and tidy bundle. 1474 02:00:47,990 --> 02:00:50,867 A, she removed any doubts you may have had about her, uh.... 1475 02:00:51,035 --> 02:00:53,828 Now, what did you call it, her devotion? 1476 02:00:53,996 --> 02:00:58,250 B, she gave herself a new and urgent reason to be taken to the other side with you... 1477 02:00:58,417 --> 02:01:01,628 -...in case you decided to change your mind. -You know what I think? 1478 02:01:01,796 --> 02:01:02,879 [CHUCKLES] 1479 02:01:03,047 --> 02:01:04,547 I think you're jealous. 1480 02:01:04,715 --> 02:01:07,842 No, I mean it, and I'm very touched. Very-- 1481 02:01:10,304 --> 02:01:11,888 Leonard! 1482 02:01:19,188 --> 02:01:20,689 LEONARD: The gun she shot Kaplan with. 1483 02:01:21,691 --> 02:01:23,191 I found it in her luggage. 1484 02:01:24,443 --> 02:01:28,196 It's an old trick. Shoot one of your own to show that you're not one of them. 1485 02:01:28,948 --> 02:01:31,825 They've just freshened it up a bit with blank cartridges. 1486 02:01:45,965 --> 02:01:47,048 What was that noise? 1487 02:01:50,052 --> 02:01:53,305 Yes, we wondered what it was too. Didn't we, Leonard? 1488 02:01:54,390 --> 02:01:56,349 Hurry, darling. It's almost time to leave. 1489 02:01:56,934 --> 02:01:58,018 EVE: In a moment. 1490 02:02:07,236 --> 02:02:09,571 You're not taking her on that plane with you? 1491 02:02:09,739 --> 02:02:11,031 Of course I am. 1492 02:02:12,074 --> 02:02:15,660 Like our friends, I too believe in neatness, Leonard. 1493 02:02:15,828 --> 02:02:19,914 This matter is best disposed of from a great height... 1494 02:02:20,082 --> 02:02:21,583 ...over water. 1495 02:03:08,422 --> 02:03:10,423 VANDAMM: How about a little champagne before we go? 1496 02:03:10,591 --> 02:03:11,966 EVE: I'd love it. 1497 02:03:12,134 --> 02:03:15,303 VANDAMM: It may not be cold enough. EVE: Over the rocks will be all right. 1498 02:03:15,471 --> 02:03:17,013 VANDAMM: Are you sure? EVE: Mm-hm. 1499 02:03:18,140 --> 02:03:19,391 VANDAMM: My dear. 1500 02:04:31,755 --> 02:04:33,214 EVE: Thank you. 1501 02:04:33,674 --> 02:04:37,177 VANDAMM: To you, my dear, and all the lovely moments we've had together. 1502 02:04:38,429 --> 02:04:39,971 EVE: Thank you, Phillip. 1503 02:04:40,389 --> 02:04:41,556 There he is. 1504 02:04:41,724 --> 02:04:43,057 [AIRPLANE APPROACHING] 1505 02:04:49,148 --> 02:04:51,733 VANDAMM: Jump in, Leonard. The champagne's fine. 1506 02:04:51,901 --> 02:04:53,276 LEONARD: There isn't time. 1507 02:04:53,444 --> 02:04:56,404 VANDAMM: You always were a spoilsport, weren't you? 1508 02:04:56,572 --> 02:05:00,241 LEONARD: One of my most valuable attributes as it now turns out. 1509 02:05:02,411 --> 02:05:06,414 It would please me if you would think of me as being along on this journey... 1510 02:05:06,916 --> 02:05:10,502 -...if only in spirit. EVE: I shall, Leonard. 1511 02:05:17,384 --> 02:05:20,803 LEONARD: He's heading pretty far out on the north leg and awfully high. 1512 02:05:21,931 --> 02:05:25,183 I guess he's gonna play it safe with a long, slow descent. 1513 02:05:26,268 --> 02:05:28,478 You couldn't ask for a better night than this. 1514 02:05:28,646 --> 02:05:31,439 Ceiling and possibilities unlimited. 1515 02:05:33,067 --> 02:05:35,693 Ah, there he goes, starting his turn. 1516 02:05:36,445 --> 02:05:38,279 Well, we better get moving. 1517 02:05:40,115 --> 02:05:43,618 He should have his wheels on the ground inside of three minutes. 1518 02:05:47,498 --> 02:05:49,916 -Come along, Eve. EVE: All right. 1519 02:05:51,794 --> 02:05:55,463 I think I left my earrings upstairs. I'll be right down. 1520 02:06:08,310 --> 02:06:10,603 We can get out through the window. There's a car. 1521 02:06:10,771 --> 02:06:12,730 What are you doing? You'll ruin everything. 1522 02:06:12,898 --> 02:06:15,817 They know about the shooting. They're going to do away with you! 1523 02:06:15,985 --> 02:06:19,320 -What are you talking about? -Leonard found the gun in your luggage. 1524 02:06:19,488 --> 02:06:22,532 The figure they got at the auction is filled with microfilm. 1525 02:06:22,700 --> 02:06:25,618 -That's how he's been getting it. LEONARD: Miss Kendall? 1526 02:06:26,161 --> 02:06:28,121 Whatever you do, don't get on that plane. 1527 02:06:35,754 --> 02:06:38,590 Don't worry, Anna. Arrangements have been made. 1528 02:06:38,757 --> 02:06:41,759 You and your husband will be over the Canadian border by morning. 1529 02:06:41,927 --> 02:06:43,678 ANNA: Thank you very much, sir. -Be careful. 1530 02:06:43,846 --> 02:06:46,431 ANNA: We will, sir, and God bless you. 1531 02:07:00,112 --> 02:07:02,196 EVE: Thank you for everything. ANNA: Be careful, now. 1532 02:07:02,364 --> 02:07:05,033 VANDAMM: Now, you're not gonna leave the house until we're.... 1533 02:07:05,200 --> 02:07:08,286 ANNA: I'll wait, sir. I certainly will. Safe journey. 1534 02:07:09,788 --> 02:07:11,497 Thank you very much. 1535 02:07:13,667 --> 02:07:15,043 Bye. 1536 02:07:51,413 --> 02:07:52,747 Stay where you are. 1537 02:08:04,343 --> 02:08:05,843 Sit down. 1538 02:08:10,224 --> 02:08:13,601 As soon as the plane leaves, my husband and Mr. Leonard will be back. 1539 02:08:41,630 --> 02:08:43,297 VANDAMM: What is it? 1540 02:08:44,299 --> 02:08:45,967 I was wondering about my earrings. 1541 02:08:46,135 --> 02:08:47,927 VANDAMM: They'll turn up. 1542 02:08:52,015 --> 02:08:54,892 When you return to New York, say goodbye to my sister for me. 1543 02:08:55,060 --> 02:08:57,729 And thank her for her superb performance as Mrs. Townsend. 1544 02:08:57,896 --> 02:09:00,398 LEONARD: I'll do that. VANDAMM: Tell your knife-throwing chum... 1545 02:09:00,566 --> 02:09:01,816 ...that I've reassured his wife. 1546 02:09:01,984 --> 02:09:03,985 LEONARD: All right. -That's about all, Leonard. 1547 02:09:10,576 --> 02:09:11,659 [GUNFIRE] 1548 02:09:20,043 --> 02:09:22,211 VANDAMM: Get that figure back from her. 1549 02:09:28,469 --> 02:09:30,178 The housekeeper had me pinned down... 1550 02:09:30,345 --> 02:09:33,014 ...before I realized it was that same silly gun of yours. 1551 02:09:33,182 --> 02:09:35,099 -I see you've got the pumpkin. -Yes. 1552 02:10:14,139 --> 02:10:16,891 This is no good. We're on top of the monument. 1553 02:10:35,327 --> 02:10:37,119 EVE: What do we do? ROGER: Climb down. 1554 02:10:37,287 --> 02:10:38,538 EVE: We can't. 1555 02:10:38,705 --> 02:10:40,748 ROGER: Here they come. We have no choice. 1556 02:11:30,257 --> 02:11:32,216 Well, if we ever get out of this alive... 1557 02:11:32,384 --> 02:11:34,719 ...let's go back to New York on the train together. 1558 02:11:34,887 --> 02:11:36,304 All right? 1559 02:11:36,471 --> 02:11:38,389 Is that a proposition? 1560 02:11:39,474 --> 02:11:41,309 It's a proposal, sweetie. 1561 02:11:42,477 --> 02:11:45,187 What happened to the first two marriages? 1562 02:11:45,814 --> 02:11:47,815 My wives divorced me. 1563 02:11:47,983 --> 02:11:51,027 -Why? -Well, I think they said I led too dull a life. 1564 02:11:51,194 --> 02:11:53,613 -Ha, ha. -Come on. 1565 02:11:54,823 --> 02:11:56,574 [SCREAMS] 1566 02:11:56,742 --> 02:11:58,159 [EVE SCREAMS] 1567 02:12:03,999 --> 02:12:05,833 You all right? 1568 02:12:08,337 --> 02:12:10,588 All right, all right. 1569 02:12:15,344 --> 02:12:17,219 Okay. Come on. 1570 02:12:17,387 --> 02:12:19,847 Come on. Come up here. 1571 02:12:20,515 --> 02:12:23,309 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1572 02:14:11,209 --> 02:14:14,295 [SCREAMING] 1573 02:14:29,603 --> 02:14:31,228 [SCREAMING] 1574 02:14:32,481 --> 02:14:33,647 [EVE GROANS] 1575 02:15:07,349 --> 02:15:10,309 Help. Help me. 1576 02:15:30,455 --> 02:15:32,081 [GUNSHOT] 1577 02:15:41,550 --> 02:15:42,633 Thank you, sergeant. 1578 02:15:42,801 --> 02:15:45,845 That wasn't very sporting, using real bullets? 1579 02:15:46,012 --> 02:15:47,680 Here, reach. Now. 1580 02:15:48,723 --> 02:15:51,058 -I'm trying. -Come on, I've got you. 1581 02:15:51,226 --> 02:15:53,644 -Up. -I can't make it. 1582 02:15:53,812 --> 02:15:55,521 Yes, you can. Come on. 1583 02:15:55,689 --> 02:15:58,691 -Pull harder. -Come along, Mrs. Thornhill. 1584 02:16:02,904 --> 02:16:07,408 -Oh. Roger, this is silly. -I know, but I'm sentimental. 1585 02:16:17,460 --> 02:16:19,461 [ENGLISH SDH]