1 00:00:05,967 --> 00:00:08,535 Dean! Dean! 2 00:00:08,602 --> 00:00:10,036 Don't shoot, red-haired guy. 3 00:00:10,104 --> 00:00:10,658 Why not? 4 00:00:10,659 --> 00:00:11,980 Something's not right about the game. 5 00:00:12,415 --> 00:00:13,744 We just took out a guy who turned out to be 6 00:00:13,745 --> 00:00:14,953 a professional paintball assassin. 7 00:00:14,954 --> 00:00:17,113 A professional? Aah! 8 00:00:17,766 --> 00:00:18,967 That doesn't make sense. 9 00:00:19,034 --> 00:00:20,773 Why would someone who gets paid to do things 10 00:00:20,774 --> 00:00:22,375 be at Greendale? 11 00:00:24,823 --> 00:00:28,125 No, no! I'm not playing! I'm not playing! 12 00:00:28,394 --> 00:00:31,173 No, I'm the dean! Stop shooting me! 13 00:00:37,024 --> 00:00:38,457 Hi, Pistol Patty. 14 00:00:38,525 --> 00:00:40,593 Did they take you hostage? 15 00:00:44,688 --> 00:00:46,556 Dean Spreck? 16 00:00:46,624 --> 00:00:48,358 Hello, Craig. 17 00:00:48,425 --> 00:00:49,726 City College. 18 00:00:49,793 --> 00:00:51,995 Now I understand everything. 19 00:00:52,062 --> 00:00:56,132 Now your whole evil plan is clear as day. 20 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,302 But if you need to explain it to your men, I understand. 21 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:00,670 It's simple, Craig. 22 00:01:00,738 --> 00:01:03,573 I posed as a fake ice cream company, 23 00:01:03,641 --> 00:01:05,975 sponsored your end-of-the-year picnic, 24 00:01:06,043 --> 00:01:08,945 and waved enough money under your students' noses 25 00:01:09,013 --> 00:01:12,248 to provoke them to destroy their own campus. 26 00:01:12,316 --> 00:01:13,950 Who hurt you, Steven? 27 00:01:14,018 --> 00:01:16,853 How could any dean be so mean? 28 00:01:16,921 --> 00:01:19,355 Oh, you haven't seen 29 00:01:19,423 --> 00:01:23,359 how mean this dean can be...en. 30 00:01:23,427 --> 00:01:24,794 There's one! 31 00:01:25,843 --> 00:01:27,543 After him! 32 00:01:30,734 --> 00:01:32,902 Wait, did you say "bean"? 33 00:01:32,987 --> 00:01:37,487 Sync by vNaru - Corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 34 00:01:49,453 --> 00:01:52,322 Guys. Guys. 35 00:01:52,389 --> 00:01:54,257 City College is trying to destroy Greendale, 36 00:01:54,325 --> 00:01:55,707 and they're an unstoppable juggle knob. 37 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:57,008 - Juggernaut. - Juggernaut. 38 00:01:57,094 --> 00:01:58,861 Which means if we're gonna fight them, 39 00:01:58,929 --> 00:02:02,198 we have to form a school-wide alliance of rebels. 40 00:02:02,266 --> 00:02:03,930 In other words, it seems we've left the Western motif 41 00:02:03,931 --> 00:02:05,232 and are entering a more of a Star Wars scenario. 44 00:02:09,513 --> 00:02:10,580 to form a faceless regime, 45 00:02:10,648 --> 00:02:12,527 how are we any better than them? 46 00:02:12,628 --> 00:02:13,744 You're the worst. 47 00:02:13,745 --> 00:02:15,479 Okay, she is just saying that to fit in. 48 00:02:15,547 --> 00:02:17,314 The floor recognizes Magnitude. 49 00:02:17,382 --> 00:02:18,916 First off, pop, pop! 50 00:02:21,152 --> 00:02:23,454 And second, Magnitude's a one-man party. 51 00:02:23,521 --> 00:02:25,255 A one-man party can't be in an alliance. 52 00:02:25,323 --> 00:02:26,423 That's a paradox. 53 00:02:26,491 --> 00:02:28,726 - I agree to disagree. - Easy, paradox. 54 00:02:28,793 --> 00:02:29,927 We're all on the same side. 55 00:02:29,994 --> 00:02:32,529 But hasn't the other side already won? 56 00:02:32,597 --> 00:02:33,964 Their goal was to make us trash the school. 57 00:02:34,032 --> 00:02:35,165 We trashed it. 58 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:36,328 Yeah, but we still might have a chance 59 00:02:36,329 --> 00:02:37,062 to hit 'em where it hurts. 60 00:02:37,093 --> 00:02:38,326 - Their balls? - No. 61 00:02:38,394 --> 00:02:40,869 - Just below their balls? - Their wallet, Leonard. 62 00:02:41,047 --> 00:02:43,005 - I think it's called a taint. - Oh. 63 00:02:43,006 --> 00:02:44,741 Why do you think they sent in a ringer to win? 64 00:02:44,808 --> 00:02:46,809 It must be because we're entitled 65 00:02:46,877 --> 00:02:48,845 to the prize they promised. 66 00:02:48,912 --> 00:02:50,213 100 Gs. 67 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,581 Ooh, I could use that money. 68 00:02:51,648 --> 00:02:53,816 This is why we have to agree right now 69 00:02:53,884 --> 00:02:56,786 that whoever wins, we give the money to Greendale. 70 00:02:58,288 --> 00:02:59,989 To repair the damage and save our school. 71 00:03:00,057 --> 00:03:01,390 Abed, tell him. 72 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:03,392 Whatever, pal. I ain't in it for your revolution. 73 00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:04,494 I'm in it for me. 74 00:03:04,561 --> 00:03:06,195 Wait, Abed, this was your idea. 75 00:03:06,263 --> 00:03:07,768 I know, but I'm calling dibs on the Han Solo role 76 00:03:07,769 --> 00:03:10,004 before Jeff slouches into it by default. 77 00:03:10,071 --> 00:03:11,205 Star-Burns, I need that vest. 78 00:03:11,273 --> 00:03:12,306 Oh, yeah, right. 79 00:03:12,374 --> 00:03:13,841 Give me the vest, Laser Breath. 80 00:03:13,909 --> 00:03:18,946 Before our conversation gets nasty. 81 00:03:19,014 --> 00:03:21,348 Question. How long is the game gonna last? 82 00:03:21,416 --> 00:03:22,783 'Cause Andre's home with the baby... 83 00:03:22,851 --> 00:03:25,152 Damn it, Shirley. Forget your newborn child 84 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:26,754 and think about the people that need you. 85 00:03:26,821 --> 00:03:28,622 I can't afford to lose a single soldier. 86 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:30,591 - What? - Oh, now you're the leader? 87 00:03:30,659 --> 00:03:32,126 I don't see you stepping up. 88 00:03:32,193 --> 00:03:34,328 I don't step up to being leader, Troy. 89 00:03:34,396 --> 00:03:36,430 I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me. 90 00:03:36,498 --> 00:03:37,699 Oh, Jeff. 91 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:40,801 Oh, my God. What is that? 92 00:03:56,384 --> 00:03:57,318 Magnitude! 93 00:03:57,385 --> 00:03:58,919 Pop... 94 00:03:58,987 --> 00:04:00,621 P... 95 00:04:00,689 --> 00:04:02,423 Pop what? Pop what? 96 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:08,228 What is he trying to say? Pop what, Magnitude? 97 00:04:08,296 --> 00:04:09,997 Can you hear me? Who is this? 98 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:12,551 Oh, that's Jeff Winger. 99 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,964 You are in trouble now. 100 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:17,324 Jeffrey, it's your friend the dean. I'm safe! 101 00:04:18,969 --> 00:04:20,970 I can hear you, Mr. Winger. 102 00:04:21,037 --> 00:04:24,006 This is City College's dean Spreck. 103 00:04:24,074 --> 00:04:25,774 Hey, Spreck, you cheat. 104 00:04:25,842 --> 00:04:27,910 You can't spray people with paint by remote. 105 00:04:27,978 --> 00:04:29,423 And you can't have City College students 106 00:04:29,424 --> 00:04:30,458 in a Greendale game. 107 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,314 All my men have been registered 108 00:04:32,382 --> 00:04:33,782 at Greendale for weeks. 109 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:36,118 As for rules, they're clearly defined 110 00:04:36,162 --> 00:04:37,462 in your school's agreement 111 00:04:37,530 --> 00:04:39,297 with my fake ice cream company. 112 00:04:39,365 --> 00:04:41,852 If you get paint on you, you're out. 113 00:04:41,853 --> 00:04:43,820 Well, I'm glad to see there's paperwork involved, 114 00:04:43,888 --> 00:04:46,923 because we are going to win, and you are gonna pay. 115 00:04:46,991 --> 00:04:50,671 Yay! Go, Jeff Winger study group! 116 00:04:51,299 --> 00:04:53,309 Those guys are ballers, yo. 117 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:55,444 I hope you like getting balled. 118 00:04:56,613 --> 00:04:58,747 Sir, this guy tried to charge us 119 00:04:58,815 --> 00:05:00,681 three paint balls to use the bathroom. 120 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,884 We were gonna shoot him, 121 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,943 but tell him what you told us. 122 00:05:04,473 --> 00:05:05,129 Don't shoot me. 123 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:06,964 Great. Now shoot him. 124 00:05:07,032 --> 00:05:08,766 Sure, shoot me. 125 00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:13,704 You'd certainly be doing Jeff Winger a big favor. 126 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:14,805 Greendale human beings, 127 00:05:14,873 --> 00:05:18,309 it is now clear that we have no choice 128 00:05:18,376 --> 00:05:20,778 but to team up and defeat City College. 129 00:05:20,846 --> 00:05:21,912 I also have no choice 130 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:23,981 but to accept the role thrust upon me. 131 00:05:24,049 --> 00:05:25,583 And what role would that be? 132 00:05:25,650 --> 00:05:27,184 No time to squabble, Troy. 133 00:05:27,252 --> 00:05:29,019 "For Greendale" on three. 134 00:05:29,087 --> 00:05:30,554 One, two... 135 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:31,755 Jeff, every second counts. 136 00:05:31,823 --> 00:05:33,991 "For Greendale" on two. One... 137 00:05:34,059 --> 00:05:35,292 Guys. 138 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,773 - For Greendale! - For Greendale! 139 00:05:42,419 --> 00:05:44,537 Greendale students... 140 00:05:44,566 --> 00:05:46,234 I understand you've unified, 141 00:05:46,301 --> 00:05:49,003 and intend to draw this game out. 142 00:05:49,071 --> 00:05:50,788 Well, if it's a war you want, 143 00:05:50,789 --> 00:05:53,224 it's a war you will lose. 144 00:05:53,675 --> 00:05:56,799 City College is stronger, faster. 145 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,302 Our sperm counts are higher. Even in our women. 146 00:06:00,431 --> 00:06:03,199 Resistance is as pointless as your degrees. 147 00:06:03,267 --> 00:06:05,001 Honestly, ask yourself, 148 00:06:05,069 --> 00:06:08,138 what does "liberal arts" even mean? 149 00:06:09,066 --> 00:06:09,996 Look, "Welcome to Greendale. 150 00:06:09,997 --> 00:06:11,364 You're already accepted." 151 00:06:11,432 --> 00:06:13,099 Losers. 152 00:06:13,487 --> 00:06:15,307 What the hell?! 153 00:06:15,851 --> 00:06:19,053 - Welcome to Greendale. - You're already dead. 154 00:06:22,891 --> 00:06:24,025 Jackpot. 155 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:26,427 Shirley, you keep watch while we get these. 156 00:06:30,566 --> 00:06:31,566 Here. Help me with this. 157 00:06:31,634 --> 00:06:33,266 Sure thing, your worship. 158 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:34,200 Abed! 159 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,387 Stop trying to be Han Solo. 160 00:06:35,388 --> 00:06:37,222 It's making me embarrassed for you. 161 00:06:38,116 --> 00:06:39,884 Come on. Admit it. You like it. 162 00:06:39,951 --> 00:06:41,981 I like having conversations with adults. 163 00:06:41,982 --> 00:06:44,049 Playing Star Wars is worn out and immature. 164 00:06:44,117 --> 00:06:47,113 You like me because I'm immature. 165 00:06:47,543 --> 00:06:50,076 There's not enough immaturity in your life. 166 00:06:51,614 --> 00:06:53,148 I hope I don't get shot waiting out here. 167 00:06:53,215 --> 00:06:57,952 I'd hate to go home to my babies. 168 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,154 So reconnaissance indicates 169 00:06:59,221 --> 00:07:01,323 the key to City College's strategy is 170 00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:03,958 the gatling gun inside the ice cream truck, 171 00:07:04,026 --> 00:07:05,960 which we will charge on masse, 172 00:07:06,028 --> 00:07:07,162 overwhelming their defenses, 173 00:07:07,229 --> 00:07:09,130 and taking that gun for ourselves. 174 00:07:09,198 --> 00:07:10,965 Well, that's not how I would proceed. 175 00:07:11,033 --> 00:07:12,734 Troy, do you happen to have a better plan? 176 00:07:12,802 --> 00:07:15,537 I do happen, Jeff. I happen very much. 177 00:07:15,604 --> 00:07:17,372 We'll use sneak attacks 178 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,374 to draw their patrol to the library, 179 00:07:19,442 --> 00:07:21,142 where one of us will pull the fire alarm, 180 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:22,744 activating the sprinklers, 181 00:07:22,812 --> 00:07:25,013 which I will have rigged using my super plumbing skills 182 00:07:25,081 --> 00:07:27,515 to shower everything in the building with paint. 183 00:07:27,941 --> 00:07:29,508 Paint in sprinklers? 184 00:07:29,576 --> 00:07:31,677 - Are we the little rascals? - I was. 185 00:07:31,745 --> 00:07:32,778 Have you heard your plan? 186 00:07:32,846 --> 00:07:34,513 You want to charge a machine gun. 187 00:07:41,621 --> 00:07:42,788 I've got something to say. 188 00:07:42,856 --> 00:07:44,724 I don't take orders from girls. 189 00:07:44,791 --> 00:07:46,525 Because they don't talk to me. 190 00:07:46,593 --> 00:07:48,127 Watch it, Quasar face. 191 00:07:48,195 --> 00:07:50,663 Annie's a good kid and a better shot. 192 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:53,165 So listen up, or you'll be floating home. 193 00:07:53,233 --> 00:07:55,668 Thank you, Abed. Sorry. 194 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:58,237 Han. 195 00:07:58,305 --> 00:08:00,973 Okay, I think we should split the troops in half 196 00:08:01,041 --> 00:08:03,375 and carry out both plans simultaneously. 197 00:08:03,443 --> 00:08:06,145 Troy, your plan will lure people off the ice cream truck, 198 00:08:06,213 --> 00:08:09,949 allowing Jeff's troops to take the stronghold. 199 00:08:10,016 --> 00:08:11,500 You're welcome. 200 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:13,090 I'm so glad that we didn't shoot you. 201 00:08:13,158 --> 00:08:15,125 Now we have the tactical advantage 202 00:08:15,193 --> 00:08:17,862 of knowing that Jeff Winger wants to be a ballerina, 203 00:08:17,929 --> 00:08:21,966 and that his Achilles heel is...wieners. 204 00:08:22,033 --> 00:08:23,701 That's just the tip of the iceberg. 205 00:08:23,768 --> 00:08:24,935 For one more pudding, 206 00:08:25,003 --> 00:08:27,471 I'll tell you why he's jealous of me. 207 00:08:27,539 --> 00:08:29,607 And you say that they kicked you out of their study group 208 00:08:29,674 --> 00:08:30,941 - after two years? - Yeah. 209 00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:32,843 What took them so long? 210 00:08:40,227 --> 00:08:43,095 Hey, thanks for sticking up for me back there. 211 00:08:43,163 --> 00:08:45,898 This group gets so tangled in each other's feelings, 212 00:08:45,966 --> 00:08:48,034 you're kind of a hero for standing outside of it. 213 00:08:48,101 --> 00:08:49,368 Yeah, well, heroes are great, 214 00:08:49,436 --> 00:08:50,770 but I'll take a blaster every time. 215 00:08:50,812 --> 00:08:53,714 Anyway, just wanted to let you know. 216 00:08:53,807 --> 00:08:56,175 I don't think you're immature. 217 00:08:56,243 --> 00:08:58,511 I think you're great. 218 00:08:58,578 --> 00:09:00,146 For a no-good, 219 00:09:00,213 --> 00:09:03,716 laser-faced, jabba scoundrel. 220 00:09:03,784 --> 00:09:05,284 You're good, kid. 221 00:09:05,352 --> 00:09:06,385 Don't get cocky. 222 00:09:11,491 --> 00:09:12,425 Hey! 223 00:09:21,568 --> 00:09:22,829 They're right on our tail. 224 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,130 Operation "Troy's Awesome Plan" 225 00:09:24,203 --> 00:09:25,237 is living up to its name. 226 00:09:25,304 --> 00:09:27,339 Yeah, good for you. 227 00:09:27,406 --> 00:09:29,608 Looks like they're taking Troy's bait. 228 00:09:29,675 --> 00:09:32,577 Squad "B" commencing operation "Actual Operation." 229 00:09:32,645 --> 00:09:35,947 Everyone look alive. Leonard, good enough. 230 00:09:36,015 --> 00:09:38,750 Greendale, it's been a pleasure fighting with you. 231 00:09:38,818 --> 00:09:40,619 Some of us won't make it. 232 00:09:40,686 --> 00:09:43,421 But there is a place where we will all see each other again, 233 00:09:43,489 --> 00:09:45,657 - and that place is Denny's. - Which Denny's? 234 00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:46,764 We'll figure it out later, Leonard. 235 00:09:46,765 --> 00:09:48,960 The one near the 15 exit? I'm banned from there. 236 00:09:48,961 --> 00:09:50,257 Well, then I guess I'll see you in hell. 237 00:09:50,258 --> 00:09:51,858 Then let's kick some taint. 238 00:09:51,926 --> 00:09:53,226 Okay. On my count. 239 00:09:53,346 --> 00:09:54,296 One. 240 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:56,096 Two! 241 00:09:56,619 --> 00:09:58,988 Vicki! 242 00:10:11,732 --> 00:10:12,613 Alright. 243 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:14,983 Go go go! 244 00:10:15,004 --> 00:10:17,004 Lock the door. 245 00:10:17,715 --> 00:10:20,537 All right. Shirley, you have the most important job, okay? 246 00:10:20,538 --> 00:10:21,905 Yeah, yeah, pull the fire alarm. 247 00:10:21,973 --> 00:10:24,141 Can we move this along? I'm missing CSI. 248 00:10:24,209 --> 00:10:25,315 Enemy soldiers are incoming. 249 00:10:25,316 --> 00:10:28,184 I need everyone to evacuate through the air vent. 250 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:29,355 Garrett! 251 00:10:29,373 --> 00:10:31,307 I may be stuck in this vent. 252 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:34,143 It is too early to tell. 253 00:10:49,271 --> 00:10:52,607 I think our only choice is to try and shoot our way out. 254 00:10:52,675 --> 00:10:56,778 Right. Commence operation "Troy's Awesome Leadership 255 00:10:56,846 --> 00:10:59,314 Is Never in Doubt". 256 00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:14,724 That gun's too powerful. 257 00:11:15,197 --> 00:11:16,363 I'm scared. 258 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,082 Quendra with a Q-U, 259 00:11:19,658 --> 00:11:21,150 they can kill most of us, 260 00:11:21,151 --> 00:11:22,859 but as long as nobody gives up, 261 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:25,662 somebody will make it through. Do you understand? 262 00:11:26,378 --> 00:11:27,164 Yes. 263 00:11:28,232 --> 00:11:30,033 Charge! 264 00:11:31,869 --> 00:11:34,204 Well, I'm out. We lost. 265 00:11:34,272 --> 00:11:35,372 See you at Denny's? 266 00:11:35,439 --> 00:11:37,274 Denny's is for winners. 267 00:11:55,151 --> 00:11:56,282 Leonard, we're losing. 268 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,151 Britta, I've been in a few real wars, 269 00:11:58,219 --> 00:12:01,221 but this one is actually the most terrifying. 270 00:12:01,823 --> 00:12:03,591 Guys, we're dying out here. 271 00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:05,259 Well, we're dying too! 272 00:12:05,327 --> 00:12:08,329 They've trapped us in a dead end. 273 00:12:08,397 --> 00:12:09,864 Hey, kid. 274 00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:12,166 Someone's got to make it out of here alive. 275 00:12:28,116 --> 00:12:30,584 I had a dream it would end this way. 276 00:12:35,257 --> 00:12:37,591 Shirley, nobody's making it out of the library. 277 00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:38,659 Pull the alarm. 278 00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:42,796 Britta, are you alive? Britta? Britta? 279 00:12:44,366 --> 00:12:45,866 Oh, hell. 280 00:12:45,934 --> 00:12:47,468 Someone's got to win this. 281 00:12:55,377 --> 00:12:56,343 I'm out. 282 00:12:56,411 --> 00:12:58,079 Me too. 283 00:13:01,316 --> 00:13:04,118 Looks like this is it. 284 00:13:04,186 --> 00:13:05,986 Will you still be Han Solo after we die? 285 00:13:06,054 --> 00:13:06,987 'Fraid not, doll. 286 00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:09,023 Once I'm gone, I'm gone. 287 00:13:09,091 --> 00:13:12,426 Oh. Okay. 288 00:13:18,252 --> 00:13:20,525 Oh, got to do everything myself. 289 00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:50,263 We're all dead. All of us. 290 00:13:50,352 --> 00:13:51,637 Paint raining from the sky. 291 00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:53,522 Everyone in the library is dead. 292 00:13:53,523 --> 00:13:55,058 Damn it. 293 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,796 Kill him. 294 00:14:00,864 --> 00:14:02,231 Yes, sir. 295 00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:10,239 It's my h-heart. 296 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,043 Hey, buddy, you okay? 297 00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:18,247 Cool. 298 00:14:22,452 --> 00:14:25,236 Eat paint, you storm-troopin', 299 00:14:25,237 --> 00:14:28,147 City College knob gobblers. 300 00:14:29,059 --> 00:14:30,226 Oh! 301 00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:32,661 You're it, kid. 302 00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:53,215 Shirley. 303 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,326 What are we supposed to do? 304 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,861 How 'bout we save this school's ass? 305 00:14:57,754 --> 00:14:59,255 Deal. 306 00:15:01,424 --> 00:15:03,293 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 307 00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:31,803 - That's it. - Is that it? 308 00:15:31,804 --> 00:15:32,894 - I think that's it. - That's it? 309 00:15:32,895 --> 00:15:34,429 - We win! - We win! 310 00:15:34,497 --> 00:15:35,897 Oh, we win! 311 00:15:37,119 --> 00:15:38,519 Jeffrey! 312 00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:46,219 We win! We win! Yes! 313 00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:52,721 All right! We did it! 314 00:15:54,592 --> 00:15:55,121 Who are you? 315 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,023 Your mother's lover. 316 00:15:57,091 --> 00:15:59,959 - What? - What? 317 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,027 I win! 318 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,603 You owe me 100 Gs. 319 00:16:09,932 --> 00:16:12,434 And you can make the check out... 320 00:16:13,093 --> 00:16:14,360 to Greendale. 321 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,242 Human beings! Human beings! 322 00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:23,945 Human beings! Human beings! 323 00:16:24,013 --> 00:16:27,506 Human beings! Human beings! 324 00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:41,880 - Okay. - There it is. 325 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:45,057 Final meeting of the semester now in session. 326 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,280 Final order of business... 327 00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:48,229 Pick a class we can all take in the fall. 328 00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:50,398 We could just take Anthro 201. 329 00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:52,284 Too risky. Sequels are almost always disappointing. 330 00:16:52,332 --> 00:16:55,064 Since when are you in favor of playing it safe, Han? 331 00:16:56,037 --> 00:16:56,907 Cool down, Annie. 332 00:16:56,908 --> 00:16:59,010 I was only Han Solo because the context demanded it. 333 00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:01,615 But here... 334 00:17:04,076 --> 00:17:05,812 Oh. Star-Burns. 335 00:17:05,813 --> 00:17:07,665 Yeah, he uses some kind of crystal instead of deodorant. 336 00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,500 Guys, I know exactly what we should do. 337 00:17:09,568 --> 00:17:13,171 We should see what Troy thinks we should do. 338 00:17:13,238 --> 00:17:14,639 Had some good ideas today. 339 00:17:14,707 --> 00:17:16,876 Thanks, man. 340 00:17:18,842 --> 00:17:21,967 Okay. I've given this a lot of thought, 341 00:17:21,968 --> 00:17:25,337 and I've decided we should sleep on it. 342 00:17:25,405 --> 00:17:28,407 Just came back for my day planner. 343 00:17:28,475 --> 00:17:29,978 Pretend I'm not even here. 344 00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:31,380 You guys are great at that. 345 00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:34,983 Come on, Pierce. We all know this is no "day planner". 346 00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:36,118 Here it is. 347 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,552 Now, if you'll excuse me, 348 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,588 it appears I'm running late to drink a bottle of wine 349 00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:40,589 in my bathing suit. 350 00:17:40,657 --> 00:17:42,928 Pierce, wait. 351 00:17:46,496 --> 00:17:50,866 You know, I've been coming to this school for 12 years. 352 00:17:50,934 --> 00:17:53,268 I've never been friends with anyone here 353 00:17:53,336 --> 00:17:55,871 more than a semester. 354 00:17:55,939 --> 00:17:58,840 Probably for the same reason I've been married seven times. 355 00:17:58,908 --> 00:18:02,611 I guess I assume eventually I'll be rejected, 356 00:18:02,679 --> 00:18:06,214 so I, you know, test people, push them, 357 00:18:06,282 --> 00:18:08,917 until they prove me right. 358 00:18:08,985 --> 00:18:10,519 It's a sickness. I admit it. 359 00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:13,989 But this place has always accepted me, 360 00:18:14,057 --> 00:18:15,090 sickness and all. 361 00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:17,526 This place accepted all of you. 362 00:18:17,593 --> 00:18:19,294 Sickness and all. 363 00:18:19,362 --> 00:18:21,930 It's worth thinking about. 364 00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:23,832 Um, I think we have thought about it, Pierce, 365 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,134 and you're right. 366 00:18:26,202 --> 00:18:28,070 And we were just picking a class 367 00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:31,473 we could all be in this fall. 368 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:34,176 And we'd love for you to join us. 369 00:18:36,779 --> 00:18:38,013 No, thanks. 370 00:18:38,081 --> 00:18:39,614 I'm done with you guys. 371 00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:40,983 I like this school, 372 00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:43,185 but I'm done with whatever you call this. 373 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,356 Adios. 374 00:18:47,523 --> 00:18:49,224 - He was my ride. - I'm going after him. 375 00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:50,659 No, he's just acting out. 376 00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:52,761 I've seen this behavior before. 377 00:18:52,829 --> 00:18:54,596 In cats. 378 00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:57,099 - My... my cats. - It's true. 379 00:18:57,166 --> 00:19:01,698 And now he'll come slinking back in five, 380 00:19:01,818 --> 00:19:06,174 four, three, two... 381 00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:39,602 And then one of the storm troopers 382 00:19:39,603 --> 00:19:41,314 shot the others, and it was Pierce. 383 00:19:41,564 --> 00:19:44,453 And we won. We saved Greendale. 384 00:19:44,511 --> 00:19:46,731 - Sounds like you guys had a lot of fun. - Yep. 385 00:19:46,849 --> 00:19:48,319 Honestly, I don't know how we're gonna top it next year. 386 00:19:48,439 --> 00:19:50,540 Oh, I got a pitch. Why use guns? 387 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,577 Take a hose and spray the whole school with paint. 388 00:19:52,697 --> 00:19:54,327 - Every inch of it. - Actually, we kind of did that. 389 00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:55,356 Haven't you been to the library? 390 00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:57,154 - I'm working my way there. - Mm. 391 00:20:00,771 --> 00:20:02,409 Oh, you can just put that anywhere. 392 00:20:08,096 --> 00:20:09,626 Doing anything fun for the summer? 393 00:20:10,317 --> 00:20:11,905 - No plans. - Cool. 394 00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:14,034 Cool, cool, cool. 395 00:20:14,154 --> 00:20:15,387 Slippery.