1 00:00:01,630 --> 00:00:03,792 Troy and Abed back from summer. 2 00:00:07,147 --> 00:00:08,964 Wait a minute. Something's changed. 3 00:00:08,978 --> 00:00:10,843 Oh, there's 12 additional thumb tacks on that board. 4 00:00:10,855 --> 00:00:11,855 They're driving me crazy. 5 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:15,933 No, I meant this. Trying out the hipster look. 6 00:00:16,109 --> 00:00:18,311 It's cool, but also not. 7 00:00:19,194 --> 00:00:20,901 Hey, guys, have a good summer? 8 00:00:20,945 --> 00:00:22,634 Take them off. 9 00:00:24,018 --> 00:00:26,247 Happy first day of school. 10 00:00:26,518 --> 00:00:27,819 Oh. 11 00:00:27,832 --> 00:00:30,310 Good morning. I brought brownies. 12 00:00:30,501 --> 00:00:32,938 Oh. 13 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:37,003 Congratulations, it's me. 14 00:00:38,217 --> 00:00:41,219 Huh, I see we've all reinvented ourselves over the summer. 15 00:00:41,252 --> 00:00:43,102 A little late to the hipster party much? 16 00:00:43,122 --> 00:00:45,040 A little much on the much much? 17 00:00:46,403 --> 00:00:48,520 We should get to class? Where's Pierce? 18 00:00:48,551 --> 00:00:50,386 - I don't know. - Hey-o! 19 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:53,601 Sorry, I'm late. 20 00:00:53,632 --> 00:00:55,974 Damn Mexican cleaning woman did a cha-cha 21 00:00:55,993 --> 00:00:58,758 on my glasses, so I got to wear this old pair. 22 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,656 Abed. Abed. 23 00:01:04,687 --> 00:01:06,860 - Abed. - Yup. 24 00:01:06,891 --> 00:01:07,960 Did you go to your happy place? 25 00:01:07,992 --> 00:01:09,025 - Yeah. - Did you envision 26 00:01:09,050 --> 00:01:11,070 a babbling brook like I described? 27 00:01:11,088 --> 00:01:12,254 I started out with a babbling brook, 28 00:01:12,283 --> 00:01:13,904 but then I layered in elements from our world. 29 00:01:13,935 --> 00:01:15,669 I'm sure fans of the babbling brook will complain, 30 00:01:15,686 --> 00:01:16,932 but I thought that was limiting. 31 00:01:16,956 --> 00:01:18,367 Well, it's best to keep it simple. 32 00:01:18,391 --> 00:01:19,923 - It was a babbling brook. - Okay. 33 00:01:19,958 --> 00:01:21,620 Here's the deal, Jessica Biel. 34 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:24,766 The first day of senior year is emotional for everyone, 35 00:01:24,805 --> 00:01:26,979 so I hereby therapize you to go 36 00:01:26,992 --> 00:01:30,017 to your happy place whenever you feel stressed. 37 00:01:30,193 --> 00:01:33,495 - I found my lucky notebook. - Found my lucky charm. 38 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:37,127 Abed, you ready for our last first day of school? 39 00:01:37,589 --> 00:01:39,307 Are you ready, buddy? 40 00:01:40,470 --> 00:01:42,716 I just need a minute. 41 00:01:43,642 --> 00:01:45,371 ♪ This is my show 42 00:01:45,399 --> 00:01:46,873 ♪ it's about me 43 00:01:46,892 --> 00:01:48,234 ♪ and all my friends 44 00:01:48,259 --> 00:01:50,144 ♪ on Abed TV 45 00:01:50,183 --> 00:01:53,515 ♪ my happy place, nothing but fun ♪ 46 00:01:53,539 --> 00:01:55,757 ♪ Nothing but laughs and smiles ♪ 47 00:01:55,779 --> 00:01:57,655 ♪ And then we rerun 48 00:01:57,705 --> 00:02:00,707 ♪ for those times when life's too hard ♪ 49 00:02:00,739 --> 00:02:02,607 ♪ To face. 50 00:02:02,645 --> 00:02:06,948 ♪ I'll find some happy in my happy place ♪ 51 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:10,411 Abed's Happy Community College show is filmed 52 00:02:10,442 --> 00:02:12,893 before a live audience inside of my head. 53 00:02:16,359 --> 00:02:18,202 I can't believe we're finally getting into this class. 54 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,993 I can't believe there's a class called "The History of Ice Cream." 55 00:02:21,047 --> 00:02:23,370 Seniors! 56 00:02:24,075 --> 00:02:26,110 There they are. 57 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,250 - Seniors! - Oh, speaking of seniors, 58 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,631 I've decided I'm going to do senioritis this year. 59 00:02:33,657 --> 00:02:36,621 You know, just hangin' out and blowin' off classes, 60 00:02:36,649 --> 00:02:39,269 pullin' pranks, not sayin' my "G" s. 61 00:02:39,313 --> 00:02:41,734 Ooh, I'll pull some pranks with you. 62 00:02:41,901 --> 00:02:44,085 Okay. Or Jeff or whoever. 63 00:02:44,116 --> 00:02:45,416 You know, whoever's around. Whatever. 64 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,074 So, Abed, after class, we're still doing 65 00:02:47,095 --> 00:02:49,014 our first-day-of-school tradition, right? - You know it. 66 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:50,345 We like to make wishes in the fountain. 67 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,200 - Ohh! - Fellas, I hate to tell you, 68 00:02:52,231 --> 00:02:53,652 wishes aren't real. 69 00:02:53,689 --> 00:02:56,407 If you want something bad, you have to work for it. 70 00:02:56,703 --> 00:02:57,703 Or use a spell. 71 00:02:57,728 --> 00:02:58,983 All of our wishes come true. 72 00:02:59,014 --> 00:03:01,799 Last year, Troy wished we got Bin Laden and the Dorito Taco. 73 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,608 Yeah, but Obama got credit for both. 74 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,740 Could you wish for Jeff to be on time for once? 75 00:03:05,783 --> 00:03:08,111 No. No wasting wishes on impossibilities. 76 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,728 We have to make this year count, 77 00:03:09,749 --> 00:03:11,050 especially since it's the last one. 78 00:03:13,489 --> 00:03:16,220 Oh, no, is all this for "The History of Ice Cream"? 79 00:03:16,243 --> 00:03:18,570 They overbooked it, so it's first come, first serve now. 80 00:03:18,601 --> 00:03:20,030 Oh, just like real ice cream. 81 00:03:20,051 --> 00:03:22,914 - Guys, over here! - Oh, Jeffrey. 82 00:03:27,176 --> 00:03:29,078 Jeff, I can't believe that you came early. 83 00:03:29,107 --> 00:03:30,480 Don't you read Gary's twitter feed? 84 00:03:30,505 --> 00:03:32,189 He posted a crisis alert about it. 85 00:03:32,207 --> 00:03:33,592 I came early to save seats. 86 00:03:33,656 --> 00:03:36,792 Oh, you know what, girls, I gave you the old flyer. 87 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:39,345 "Instagram for besties" is in room 44. 88 00:03:39,882 --> 00:03:42,417 Showing up early, helping others, 89 00:03:42,453 --> 00:03:44,027 sending girls away? 90 00:03:44,137 --> 00:03:46,245 Could this be a whole new Jeff Winger? 91 00:03:46,273 --> 00:03:48,067 Don't ruin it by approving it. 92 00:03:52,519 --> 00:03:54,387 Oh, so that's progressed. 93 00:03:54,432 --> 00:03:55,936 I mean, it's progressed, 94 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:57,866 but it hasn't progressed-progressed. 95 00:03:57,899 --> 00:03:58,930 It's progressive. 96 00:03:58,959 --> 00:04:00,993 - Good luck, Troy. - Hey! 97 00:04:01,013 --> 00:04:02,932 You can't just walk in here! 98 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:05,114 I've been pissing in jars for an hour 99 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,495 trying to keep this seat. 100 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:07,930 - Oh. - Too bad, Leonard. 101 00:04:07,968 --> 00:04:09,785 All right, all right. 102 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:12,152 All right. Simmer Dean. 103 00:04:12,183 --> 00:04:14,284 This can't be good. He's dressed as himself. 104 00:04:14,309 --> 00:04:17,703 Apparently Greendale's registration system has been hacked. 105 00:04:17,801 --> 00:04:20,051 That's right. Someone hacked 106 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,133 into the supply closet and counterfeited 107 00:04:22,146 --> 00:04:24,455 these "History of Ice Cream" admission cards. 108 00:04:25,317 --> 00:04:28,013 Whoever did this is very good. 109 00:04:28,082 --> 00:04:30,756 There is only one fair way to solve this. 110 00:04:30,793 --> 00:04:35,138 So follow me to... 111 00:04:57,743 --> 00:05:01,068 The Hunger Deans! 112 00:05:01,249 --> 00:05:02,833 Thank you. Thank you. 113 00:05:02,865 --> 00:05:05,116 There are 35 tests of strength 114 00:05:05,142 --> 00:05:06,141 and agility. 115 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,792 The winner of each one of these contests 116 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:11,343 will be awarded a red rubber ball. 117 00:05:11,361 --> 00:05:13,457 No ball, no ice cream. 118 00:05:13,504 --> 00:05:15,948 And these are impossible to counterfeit 119 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:20,345 because each one has been marked by my distinct bite print. 120 00:05:20,511 --> 00:05:22,446 - Oh, lord, no. - Yes. 121 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,083 Guys, we need to take this class. 122 00:05:24,121 --> 00:05:25,989 It's the only History credit this semester. 123 00:05:26,009 --> 00:05:28,344 Whatevs. We'll take it next semes. 124 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:29,932 Ter. Semester. 125 00:05:29,977 --> 00:05:31,745 But I need it now. 126 00:05:31,827 --> 00:05:34,764 Okay, I took some extra classes online, 127 00:05:34,811 --> 00:05:36,677 and I'm one history credit away from graduating. 128 00:05:37,577 --> 00:05:39,414 Jeff, you're graduating early? 129 00:05:39,457 --> 00:05:42,287 Well, graduating after 30 can't be characterized as early. 130 00:05:42,323 --> 00:05:44,792 - When were you gonna tell us, Jeff? - I was working on a speech. 131 00:05:44,841 --> 00:05:47,476 And, believe me, it tied in a lot of things. 132 00:05:47,503 --> 00:05:49,992 There was a lot of resolutions and epiphanies. 133 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:51,798 And it would have gone down a lot better 134 00:05:51,864 --> 00:05:54,239 after we had taken the ice cream class together. 135 00:05:54,260 --> 00:05:55,731 So that's why you were holding our seats? 136 00:05:55,771 --> 00:05:57,165 For your own selfish reasons? 137 00:05:57,199 --> 00:05:59,233 No, I want us to take the class together. 138 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:01,472 I just want it to be the last class we take together. 139 00:06:01,503 --> 00:06:03,256 I probably should have phrased 140 00:06:03,276 --> 00:06:04,999 - that differently. - Fine. Win your red ball. 141 00:06:05,017 --> 00:06:07,622 What do I care? I've got a senior prank to pull. 142 00:06:07,643 --> 00:06:08,806 - Shirley. - Mm-hmm. 143 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,334 So, Abed, ready to make some wishes? 144 00:06:10,354 --> 00:06:12,630 Make chocolate hot dogs a reality? 145 00:06:12,654 --> 00:06:13,820 Actually, why don't you go with Britta? 146 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,182 I think I'll just hang out here and watch. 147 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,533 Really? Are you sure? 148 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:19,552 - Yeah, I'm fine. - F-i-n-e or f-y-n-e? 149 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,580 We made one of 'em a code for "not fine." 150 00:06:21,629 --> 00:06:24,512 - Oh. - F-y-n-e. 151 00:06:24,562 --> 00:06:26,343 Okay, he's fine. Let's go. 152 00:06:26,499 --> 00:06:28,418 - See you around, old Jeff. - No. 153 00:06:28,448 --> 00:06:31,297 New Jeff. New Jeff does not just look out for himself. 154 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:33,306 New Jeff is gonna win seven red balls 155 00:06:33,331 --> 00:06:35,128 because he is not gonna take that class 156 00:06:35,153 --> 00:06:36,834 unless you guys are with me. 157 00:06:36,928 --> 00:06:39,813 Look, we're gonna have to leave this place sometime. 158 00:06:39,901 --> 00:06:41,868 Like an ice cream cone melting 159 00:06:41,892 --> 00:06:45,295 in the sun, our time here can't last forever. 160 00:06:45,584 --> 00:06:47,734 That was part of the speech I was writing! 161 00:06:50,123 --> 00:06:51,307 Hey, guys. What's going on? 162 00:06:51,358 --> 00:06:53,420 Oh, just making plans for the future. 163 00:06:53,457 --> 00:06:56,001 Can't stay at Greendale forever. 164 00:06:56,038 --> 00:06:57,506 Hey, is mine different than yours? 165 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:00,865 Look out below. 166 00:07:00,901 --> 00:07:04,441 Coming in for a land-Dean. 167 00:07:06,595 --> 00:07:07,727 Amelia Earhart? 168 00:07:07,749 --> 00:07:10,367 Close. I am America's sexiest aviator, 169 00:07:10,394 --> 00:07:12,371 Leo DiCaprio. 170 00:07:12,947 --> 00:07:15,412 And, just as his character lost his mind, 171 00:07:15,515 --> 00:07:18,518 so have I lost your student records. 172 00:07:19,284 --> 00:07:21,114 What? I can't believe it. 173 00:07:21,144 --> 00:07:23,942 Yeah, Amelia Earhart would have been faster. 174 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:27,066 As you know, our student records are stored 175 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:30,202 on a Microsoft Paint file, which I was assured 176 00:07:30,226 --> 00:07:31,976 was future-proof. 177 00:07:33,139 --> 00:07:35,083 Meanwhile, our extended warranty 178 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:37,919 is not being honored by the restaurant that used to be Circuit City. 179 00:07:39,348 --> 00:07:41,892 But I think the fairest way to handle this 180 00:07:41,942 --> 00:07:45,083 is to have everyone repeat the last three years. 181 00:07:45,427 --> 00:07:46,748 You can't be serious. 182 00:07:46,781 --> 00:07:48,915 In-Dean, I am. 183 00:07:50,467 --> 00:07:52,136 I'm gonna be here forever. 184 00:07:52,165 --> 00:07:55,927 Forever. Forever. Forever. 185 00:07:56,546 --> 00:07:58,903 I'm gonna stay in here forever. 186 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:06,706 Gentlemen... and ladies. 187 00:08:06,958 --> 00:08:08,408 My first red ball 188 00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:10,247 is way up high. 189 00:08:10,278 --> 00:08:12,095 To touch my ball, 190 00:08:12,127 --> 00:08:14,479 first touch the sky. 191 00:08:14,617 --> 00:08:16,034 Go! 192 00:08:17,266 --> 00:08:18,335 Give it up, Leonard. 193 00:08:18,366 --> 00:08:21,395 I'm gonna eat your ice cream, Winger. 194 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:24,306 Agh! You? You're pre-med! 195 00:08:24,331 --> 00:08:25,784 - I want ice cream. - Yeah, well, I want 196 00:08:25,807 --> 00:08:27,654 to graduate with dignity. 197 00:08:27,929 --> 00:08:29,144 Not cool! 198 00:08:32,323 --> 00:08:34,274 Jeff's really going after that ball. 199 00:08:34,543 --> 00:08:37,035 There's got to be a joke in there somewhere. 200 00:08:37,234 --> 00:08:38,517 That's my first ball. 201 00:08:38,574 --> 00:08:40,274 New Jeff! 202 00:08:41,244 --> 00:08:43,200 Give me a minute. Give me a minute. 203 00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:47,183 No. 204 00:08:48,756 --> 00:08:50,920 You know, if we're doing the first three years over again, 205 00:08:50,938 --> 00:08:52,208 I could change majors. 206 00:08:52,246 --> 00:08:54,654 I've always been curious about Forensics. 207 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,576 Hey, did you know you could major in Antics? 208 00:08:56,612 --> 00:08:58,331 I checked. You need a tomfoolery pre-req, 209 00:08:58,362 --> 00:08:59,912 but they waive it for women. 210 00:09:01,221 --> 00:09:02,290 This is lunacy. 211 00:09:02,328 --> 00:09:04,056 We are not gonna start over as freshmen. 212 00:09:04,081 --> 00:09:06,032 Hey, there's a freshman mixer tonight. 213 00:09:06,058 --> 00:09:07,188 Are you guys freshmen? 214 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:09,541 We can be. 215 00:09:22,089 --> 00:09:23,958 This prank is amazing. 216 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,394 He's gonna come in here later and have the creepy feeling 217 00:09:26,418 --> 00:09:28,240 someone was in here. 218 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:29,531 We should go before we get caught. 219 00:09:29,550 --> 00:09:31,381 Well, aren't we gonna do something now that we're here? 220 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,105 Do something? 221 00:09:33,468 --> 00:09:35,243 All right. 222 00:09:35,312 --> 00:09:37,847 A prank on a prank. 223 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,808 Let's move everything on his desk over an inch 224 00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:42,196 except his stapler. 225 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:43,820 Then he'll think we moved his stapler. 226 00:09:43,829 --> 00:09:45,452 Oh, my God, there's so many levels to this. 227 00:09:45,483 --> 00:09:47,618 How about we fill his car with popcorn? 228 00:09:47,638 --> 00:09:49,328 That sounds messy. 229 00:09:49,576 --> 00:09:52,754 That sounds messy! 230 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,611 Okay, keys. Keys. 231 00:09:56,008 --> 00:09:57,976 Okay, I'm the Dean. 232 00:09:58,396 --> 00:09:59,479 I come into my office, 233 00:09:59,523 --> 00:10:00,552 turn on the light. 234 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:03,835 "Oh, my, did my stapler grow legs and move?" 235 00:10:03,988 --> 00:10:07,076 Then come over here for coffee. 236 00:10:07,168 --> 00:10:10,622 I would hide my keys 237 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:15,384 in... Huh. 238 00:10:15,729 --> 00:10:17,096 Oh. 239 00:10:20,434 --> 00:10:23,220 - Heels. - Oh, you got skills. 240 00:10:23,259 --> 00:10:24,842 Oh. 241 00:10:24,955 --> 00:10:27,255 - Look who got his ball. - Not my ball. 242 00:10:27,286 --> 00:10:28,105 Your ball. 243 00:10:28,131 --> 00:10:29,393 I just wanted you guys to see it. 244 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,763 - New Jeff. - Jeffrey, is that blood on your shirt? 245 00:10:31,784 --> 00:10:33,034 Oh, no, it's cool. It's Leonard's. 246 00:10:33,047 --> 00:10:34,646 Oh. Oh. 247 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,438 Two balls! 248 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:42,039 This is gonna be so good when I finally get it. 249 00:10:44,487 --> 00:10:46,365 It's a little weird doing this without Abed. 250 00:10:46,452 --> 00:10:48,008 Come on. It'll be fun. 251 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:50,136 I'll put my... my Britta twist on it. 252 00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:54,556 I got skills. I got skills. 253 00:10:54,927 --> 00:10:56,517 - Sorry. - Let's get this started. 254 00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:57,792 We always do the first one together. 255 00:10:57,819 --> 00:10:59,573 One, two, three. 256 00:10:59,611 --> 00:11:01,371 - I wish for a great school year. - I wish for 1,000 wishes. 257 00:11:01,402 --> 00:11:03,040 Great school year? 258 00:11:03,165 --> 00:11:04,909 The first wish is always for 1,000 wishes. 259 00:11:04,947 --> 00:11:06,230 But we have all these coins. 260 00:11:06,243 --> 00:11:08,238 Yeah, but the coins aren't the wishes. 261 00:11:08,281 --> 00:11:09,781 Oh, I didn't know that. 262 00:11:09,854 --> 00:11:13,807 I wish for Britta to have 499 of my remaining wishes. 263 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,417 Thank you. 264 00:11:15,512 --> 00:11:17,268 I wish to end all wars. 265 00:11:17,294 --> 00:11:18,342 That's another rule. 266 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:20,267 No wishes containing the word "all." 267 00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:21,949 Guaranteed ironic consequences. 268 00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:23,892 I don't think anyone's gonna miss wars. 269 00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:25,737 Uhm, Star Wars, Thumb Wars, 270 00:11:25,761 --> 00:11:27,762 wow, Storage Wars! 271 00:11:27,801 --> 00:11:29,402 Fine. 272 00:11:29,684 --> 00:11:30,879 You can't get in the fountain. 273 00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:32,771 - I'm taking that penny back. - I already told you, 274 00:11:32,809 --> 00:11:33,919 the pennies aren't wishes. 275 00:11:33,947 --> 00:11:35,364 You can't flip a wish. 276 00:11:35,391 --> 00:11:37,866 - That's ridiculous. - Your rules are ridiculous. 277 00:11:37,891 --> 00:11:39,578 They're Abed's rules. 278 00:11:39,608 --> 00:11:41,477 And they're awesome, and they always work. 279 00:11:41,521 --> 00:11:44,107 Well, Abed's not here, so... 280 00:11:44,682 --> 00:11:45,640 Unwish! 281 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,643 - You can't do that. - I just did. 282 00:11:47,778 --> 00:11:49,401 - Unwish! - No! Rewish. 283 00:11:49,426 --> 00:11:51,876 - Ununwish. - Give me it! Unwish! 284 00:11:51,916 --> 00:11:53,667 No! 285 00:11:53,733 --> 00:11:55,350 No! Oh, I'm sorry. 286 00:11:55,388 --> 00:11:56,856 What... you're helping me! 287 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,939 You're helping. I like it. 288 00:11:59,221 --> 00:12:01,203 - Unwish! Unwish! - Oh, God! 289 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:02,741 Why does this feel good? 290 00:12:03,072 --> 00:12:05,141 Stupid, selfish Jeff 291 00:12:05,171 --> 00:12:07,573 coming here, ruining our senior year. 292 00:12:07,621 --> 00:12:09,784 Ah, great! My "G" s are back. 293 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,467 Yes, it's crummy that Jeff is leaving early, 294 00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:13,200 but we're all graduating eventually. 295 00:12:13,219 --> 00:12:14,408 But why the rush? 296 00:12:14,432 --> 00:12:17,234 What, so Jeff can run off and be a gross lawyer again? 297 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,950 Troy and Abed start drinking coffee? 298 00:12:18,969 --> 00:12:21,536 I become a boring hospital administrator? 299 00:12:21,555 --> 00:12:23,836 - Who wants to do that? - You do. Right? 300 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:26,285 Yay, hospital administration! 301 00:12:26,336 --> 00:12:28,004 Can't wait to be buried alive 302 00:12:28,018 --> 00:12:29,985 under a pile of paperwork and bed pans, 303 00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:32,572 just trying to summon the courage to ask out Dr. Patel, 304 00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:35,541 the gorgeous Indian neurosurgeon who doesn't even know I exist. 305 00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:37,178 This isn't a conversation, is it? 306 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:40,581 Whoo-hoo! The sad, slow march toward death begins. 307 00:12:43,123 --> 00:12:44,712 Senioritis! 308 00:12:44,751 --> 00:12:47,453 Ready, set... 309 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,203 Third ball. 310 00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:02,277 Fourth ball. 311 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,821 Well, well, well. 312 00:13:13,598 --> 00:13:15,979 Looks like someone wants to be a hero. 313 00:13:16,009 --> 00:13:18,010 A big man. A huge, throbbing, sweaty... 314 00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:20,512 Dean, I just want to get my history credit and get out of here. 315 00:13:20,537 --> 00:13:22,731 And I just need to know how bad you want it. 316 00:13:22,822 --> 00:13:25,107 The next competition will be particularly difficult 317 00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:27,561 for some of you because... lt requires 318 00:13:27,587 --> 00:13:29,525 complete emotional commitment. 319 00:13:29,611 --> 00:13:31,106 The Tango. 320 00:13:31,151 --> 00:13:32,248 I will be the judge. 321 00:13:32,285 --> 00:13:33,401 There can only be one winner, 322 00:13:33,422 --> 00:13:35,016 so choose your partners wisely. 323 00:13:35,086 --> 00:13:36,253 Come on, Winger. 324 00:13:36,286 --> 00:13:37,569 It's water under the bridge, right? 325 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:38,837 - Partners? - Sorry. 326 00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:40,079 My dance card's full. 327 00:13:40,149 --> 00:13:43,491 For my partner in the Tango competition, 328 00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:45,525 I choose... 329 00:13:45,981 --> 00:13:46,851 The Dean. 330 00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:49,926 The fountain works. 331 00:13:57,857 --> 00:13:59,241 All these balls. 332 00:13:59,784 --> 00:14:02,320 I'm so close, I can taste it. 333 00:14:06,643 --> 00:14:09,279 Pierce, only you could turn a freshman mixer 334 00:14:09,286 --> 00:14:10,536 into a disaster. 335 00:14:10,537 --> 00:14:12,918 I was this close to getting those two girls. 336 00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:15,154 Jeff, look how close you're holding your fingers together. 337 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,759 That's your penis. 338 00:14:18,084 --> 00:14:19,700 Guys, great news. 339 00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:21,423 After just one Forensics class, 340 00:14:21,431 --> 00:14:23,682 I found a way to retrieve our student records. 341 00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:25,279 It turns out there's a backup. 342 00:14:25,305 --> 00:14:26,472 And it's in this safe. 343 00:14:33,593 --> 00:14:34,793 I have a theory, Dean. 344 00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:36,217 Do tell. 345 00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:38,367 I don't think you want me to graduate. 346 00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:40,594 Don't be absurd, Jeffrey. 347 00:14:40,683 --> 00:14:43,087 I want success for all Greendale students. 348 00:14:43,129 --> 00:14:45,173 Oh, really? Then answer me this. 349 00:14:45,238 --> 00:14:47,406 What happened to the other History class? 350 00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:50,026 What other History class? 351 00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:51,732 The second History class, 352 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,513 the one that actually taught History, 353 00:14:53,552 --> 00:14:55,557 that disappeared from the schedule 354 00:14:55,579 --> 00:14:57,397 after I took summer classes. 355 00:14:57,423 --> 00:14:59,441 Oh, you're telling yourself a fantasy. 356 00:14:59,473 --> 00:15:02,135 Who really made those counterfeited ice cream tickets? 357 00:15:02,163 --> 00:15:04,662 Who's so good that they got your handwriting 358 00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:06,823 with its hearts and flourishes? 359 00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:08,599 Oh, God, you're right. 360 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,111 I can't let you go, Jeffrey. 361 00:15:10,129 --> 00:15:11,495 You weren't supposed to compete. 362 00:15:11,521 --> 00:15:13,878 You were supposed to walk away with the rest of the study group. 363 00:15:14,008 --> 00:15:16,560 You can't not get rid of me that easily. 364 00:15:16,838 --> 00:15:19,967 Oh, God, why'd I make it feats of strength and grace? 365 00:15:20,023 --> 00:15:23,495 It's as if I wanted you to win. 366 00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:26,448 But that can't be true. 367 00:15:28,373 --> 00:15:29,824 Smile. 368 00:15:29,864 --> 00:15:31,241 Best friends! 369 00:15:37,841 --> 00:15:40,428 Let's hug it out. Okay. 370 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,646 Here. One more ball to go. 371 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,589 But it's another dance contest, so I think I got it. 372 00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:49,110 What's wrong with Abed? 373 00:15:54,409 --> 00:15:55,865 No, no, no, no, don't open the safe. 374 00:15:55,906 --> 00:15:57,173 We're redoing our first three years. 375 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,249 - That's what I want. - It's okay, Abed. 376 00:15:59,287 --> 00:16:01,772 Here's a trick I use when I feel overwhelmed. 377 00:16:01,831 --> 00:16:03,851 Just imagine a happy place 378 00:16:03,882 --> 00:16:05,862 and then go there. 379 00:16:10,064 --> 00:16:11,956 ♪ Greendale babies ♪ 380 00:16:11,997 --> 00:16:14,332 ♪ we're happy and we're free ♪ 381 00:16:14,552 --> 00:16:16,430 ♪ Greendale babies™ªs 382 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:18,528 ♪ fun for you and me 383 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,228 ♪ Greendale babies forever ♪ 384 00:16:21,309 --> 00:16:24,511 Greendale babies will be right back forever! 385 00:16:28,569 --> 00:16:31,198 Pierce, what did you do to Abed? 386 00:16:31,822 --> 00:16:33,059 Gay balls! 387 00:16:33,086 --> 00:16:34,730 Nailed it. 388 00:16:36,311 --> 00:16:38,229 - Don't ask. - Don't tell. 389 00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:41,060 Poor Abed. Is he in his imagination emporium? 390 00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,683 Dreamatorium. No, this seems like something new. 391 00:16:43,699 --> 00:16:47,420 Abed was having some anxiety about all the changes this year, 392 00:16:47,451 --> 00:16:51,034 so I may have told him to go to a happy place in his mind. 393 00:16:51,098 --> 00:16:53,903 You told him to go somewhere in his mind? 394 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,528 Do you realize who you told that to? 395 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,607 The last competition to win a red ball 396 00:16:57,638 --> 00:16:59,151 begins in one minute. 397 00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:00,691 Honestly, Jeff, you can go. 398 00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:02,928 No one will think you're selfish. 399 00:17:03,865 --> 00:17:04,948 This looks bad. 400 00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:06,968 I wish I hadn't broken Abed. 401 00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:09,889 There is one thing we could try. 402 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:12,755 Oh, okay. 403 00:17:19,988 --> 00:17:21,622 Hey, let's play Pretend. 404 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,277 Yeah, we could be cowboys. 405 00:17:23,295 --> 00:17:24,745 We could be spacemen. 406 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:31,066 That's right, baby Pierce. We can play forever. 407 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,419 - It's not working. - What's not working? 408 00:17:34,477 --> 00:17:37,996 Okay, contestants, final competition begins right now. 409 00:17:38,711 --> 00:17:41,418 God, I hate new Jeff. 410 00:17:42,715 --> 00:17:45,236 Hey, guys, I have something to say. 411 00:17:45,268 --> 00:17:47,148 Yay! Like always! 412 00:17:47,179 --> 00:17:49,230 I was just outside Babyville. 413 00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:50,824 There's nothing outside Babyville. 414 00:17:50,855 --> 00:17:52,756 You know what, there is! 415 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,505 And it was scary, 416 00:17:54,545 --> 00:17:56,892 because change is always scary. 417 00:17:57,305 --> 00:17:58,992 But then I thought of you guys, 418 00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:00,948 and I wasn't so scared. 419 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:02,764 Abed, when you brought this group together, 420 00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:06,259 you changed our lives, but then we changed each other. 421 00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:08,620 And we're gonna keep changing in unexpected ways. 422 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,639 And we're still gonna be friends, 423 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:13,018 even if we don't all become professors at Greendale 424 00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:14,988 or open a restaurant together 425 00:18:15,017 --> 00:18:17,652 or move into the same apartment building after Pierce dies. 426 00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:21,157 Even if we go somewhere, 427 00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:23,606 we're not going anywhere. 428 00:18:23,651 --> 00:18:25,345 Aww. 429 00:18:35,822 --> 00:18:37,112 That was a killer speech, Jeff. 430 00:18:37,142 --> 00:18:38,920 - Oh. - I didn't say anything. 431 00:18:38,926 --> 00:18:40,289 I literally just walked up. 432 00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:41,615 I know. I made the speech for you. 433 00:18:41,634 --> 00:18:42,897 It hit all the right notes. 434 00:18:42,985 --> 00:18:44,882 I was trying to hang on to this moment because I was so afraid 435 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,385 of the future, but then I realized 436 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:48,478 all of this was once the future. 437 00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,712 And it was completely different from what I'd known before. 438 00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:52,272 And it was happening so fast, 439 00:18:52,442 --> 00:18:54,410 but in the end, or in the now, I guess, 440 00:18:54,641 --> 00:18:55,610 it turned out great. 441 00:18:55,659 --> 00:18:57,293 And just like ice cream, 442 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,088 we've melted together and made a new... 443 00:18:59,112 --> 00:19:00,844 I just had to run the scenario to figure it out. 444 00:19:00,881 --> 00:19:01,736 Oh. 445 00:19:01,811 --> 00:19:02,928 Sorry I missed the fountain. 446 00:19:02,983 --> 00:19:03,892 It's okay. 447 00:19:03,923 --> 00:19:05,390 Britta introduced a new rule... 448 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:06,839 no rules. 449 00:19:07,157 --> 00:19:08,340 Cool. We can discuss it. 450 00:19:08,369 --> 00:19:09,570 When they were incepting, 451 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,653 I got their balls. 452 00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:17,052 Well, now that we're out of History of Ice Cream, 453 00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:19,706 I can finally take "Advanced Claims Denial." 454 00:19:19,739 --> 00:19:21,936 You should take "Forensics." 455 00:19:24,669 --> 00:19:27,708 Can somebody tell me what the hell we just did? 456 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:30,708 Jeffrey. 457 00:19:30,731 --> 00:19:32,453 - Jeffrey, wait. - Dean, what are you... 458 00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:34,748 Oh! You smell like the floor of a movie theater. 459 00:19:34,797 --> 00:19:36,281 Yeah, but not for the usual reasons. 460 00:19:36,337 --> 00:19:38,106 I have had the worst day. 461 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,479 Our dance photo didn't come out, 462 00:19:39,504 --> 00:19:41,182 someone moved my stapler, 463 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:43,707 and, worst of all, I hurt you. 464 00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:44,822 But you'll be happy to know 465 00:19:44,841 --> 00:19:47,335 that we'll be offering another History class, 466 00:19:47,616 --> 00:19:49,016 because I care about you. 467 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,818 And not because I found out if we don't offer 468 00:19:50,836 --> 00:19:53,788 a real History class we'll lose, like, $40,000 in grant money. 469 00:19:53,831 --> 00:19:55,004 Thank you, Dean. 470 00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:56,507 By the way, you didn't have to come all this way 471 00:19:56,527 --> 00:19:58,927 - to tell me that. - Oh, no, it wasn't a problem. 472 00:19:59,201 --> 00:20:00,767 It's on my way. 473 00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:04,434 Please tell me you're breaking into that condo. 474 00:20:04,466 --> 00:20:06,087 No, I bought it. 475 00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:08,215 Now we'll be like almost roomies. 476 00:20:08,304 --> 00:20:11,098 Oh, good, you got wine. I've got friends with benefits. 477 00:20:11,132 --> 00:20:12,095 No subtext. 478 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,806 I don't know why I was so worried about change. 479 00:20:14,984 --> 00:20:16,432 This year's gonna be great. 480 00:20:16,564 --> 00:20:18,214 I'll be right over. 481 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:50,958 Are you sure this is gonna work? 482 00:20:51,003 --> 00:20:52,672 Guaranteed to work. It's an antic. 483 00:20:53,574 --> 00:20:56,330 Ahh! Not so fast, you two. 484 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,641 - Get ready to run. - In these heels? 485 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,645 Where'd you girls get those dresses? 486 00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:02,895 They're fabulous. 487 00:21:03,407 --> 00:21:04,871 - Mm. - They're charming. 488 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,352 Oh! 489 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,196 Not so fast, mister. 490 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,808 - Excuse you? - Excuse me. Thank you, sir. 491 00:21:10,832 --> 00:21:12,894 - Not for you. - Hello, it's Britta. 492 00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:14,460 Okay, I know a man when I see one. 493 00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:16,618 Oh, lord, no! 494 00:21:18,531 --> 00:21:24,531 Sync and corrected by Elderfel www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther