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Take that, blorgon.
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Good show, Inspector.
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Oh, wow, there are
50 years of these, huh?
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Yeah, isn't it great?
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We can go anywhere
and any time in the universe.
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But it will probably be London
during the Blitz.
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Oh, I think I finally got
Abed to agree to let you come
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to the Inspector Spacetime Convention.
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Yay.
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Are you watching Inspector Spacetime?
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Why does he have to wake up so early?
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Can't we just tell Abed
that we're sleeping together?
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No.
No. Abed's fragile.
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We have to ease him into it, okay?
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Do we want him to freak out
and then we have to rescue him
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from some fantasy world where
submarines are small enough
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to enter the bloodstream?
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I totally want to do that.
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We need to go over
the convention schedule again.
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Just a minute.
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Troy, it's a week away,
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and we need to revise
our whole strategy.
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Mwah.
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Troy.
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I've printed out several maps
of the convention center
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and color-coded
the best potential routes.
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Now we know I have a longer stride,
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but I'm assuming
your superior physical fitness
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will allow you to compensate
with greater speed.
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One thing's for sure, though.
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We need to save time by changing
into our costumes in the car.
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- Curling iron.
- Thanks.
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Coming.
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Hi, Abed.
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Just here for my breakfast date
with Troy.
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Oh, good morning, Britta.
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I haven't seen you in over 12 hours.
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Yeah.
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I know you two are having sex.
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- I've known for weeks.
- What?
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Why didn't you say something?
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I love doughnuts.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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I just need to get my
sunglasses, and then we can go.
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We're gonna be late,
and you don't need sunglasses
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to go to an Inspector Spacetime
convention.
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You're right.
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For an Inspector Spacetime convention,
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I would need a bag to put over my head.
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But Annie and I are going skiing.
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That is the only reason
I agreed to this road trip.
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What are you doing here?
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I always come early to save my seat.
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And what's this about a road trip?
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Look, Pierce,
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no one was trying to leave you out.
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We just assumed
you wouldn't be interested.
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Which is why we left you out.
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That's not fair.
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Why can't I go to
a Captain Warptime Convention?
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Because you'll ruin it.
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I'm getting sick of everyone assuming
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that I have nothing to offer.
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You know, in Ancient Greece,
it was considered
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an honor to invite a person
my age to a space convention?
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We didn't invite Shirley either.
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Well, that's better then.
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- All right.
- Good night.
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Good night.
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I can't believe it--
our first Inspecticon.
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It's beautiful.
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Now are you sure
it's okay Britta's here?
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Because she can just wait in the car.
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It's cool.
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Now the first thing we need to do
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is find the booth
where they take the gluon photo.
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It's a photo where two people
are fused together
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like the Inspector and Reggie
were bonded
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for eternity in episode 704.
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Oh.
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Wait, was there a female inspector?
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Yes.
And everyone hates her.
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Not because they're sexist.
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- Because she sucks.
- Well, I think it's cool.
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- Britta.
- Annie.
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You're on your own, Al Capone.
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Everyone's entitled
to their own opinion.
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Am I the only one freaked out by that?
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No, I think Abed was just showing
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that he's accepting of our relationship.
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No, really.
What was it?
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Hey, Annie, sad news.
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They closed the ski slopes.
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A dozen scouts got buried
in an avalanche.
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So sad.
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I say we cut our losses and head home.
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What?
Why? We're already here.
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We can still have fun
hanging out at the convention.
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I'd have more fun
hanging out with the parents
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that are circling the block.
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Jeff, why are people staring at you?
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Because they've never seen
a man who's had sex before?
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All right, how many of those
do you have in your chamber?
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Enough for the whole ride home.
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Jeff.
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- What?
- We wanted it to be a surprise.
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You bear a striking resemblance
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to Inspector Spacetime's
Supervillain Thoraxis.
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Okay.
Now we're definitely leaving.
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But I've never been
on an adult vacation before.
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This is the first time
I've stayed in a hotel
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without a number in its name.
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Hey, you can stay if you want.
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Fine.
I'll be in my room.
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Good.
The reservation's under my name.
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Enjoy the nerds.
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I will enjoy the...
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- Jeff won.
- I know.
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Abed, the gluon photo line
looks really long.
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We should probably get in it now.
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Definitely.
Right after I find Toby.
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Who's Toby?
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Toby Weeks.
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Arguably the biggest Inspector
Spacetime fan in the world.
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We've been emailing for months.
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Oh.
You never mentioned him.
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Well, you've been
so busy lately having sex.
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Besides, we talked
about embracing change,
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so I'm expanding my social circle.
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I just hope he makes it.
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He works in Nigeria in banking.
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He almost couldn't come because
all his money was tied up
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in this financial thing,
but I sent him 700 pounds
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and a plane ticket,
so he should be here.
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Oh, Abed.
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There he is.
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You must be Abed.
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Inspector.
Ooh, before I forget,
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here is your check.
Thanking you very much indeed.
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- Nice.
- You wouldn't believe
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how many people
I emailed asking for help,
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and they completely ignored me.
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Hmm.
Toby, this is Britta.
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- Fraulein.
- And my best friend Troy.
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And where's your constable?
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Oh, my best friend Andrew.
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He was supposed to come,
but then his wife
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wouldn't let him go at the last minute.
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- She's such a...
- Minerva.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, oh, Minerva.
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What a bitch.
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Wait, was that the female inspector?
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Not in front of Toby.
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Hey, gluon line, we should
probably get in it right now.
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Alternatively, someone might just happen
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to have a pair of tickets
to the sold-out panel,
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"Which Inspector would win
in a fight in space,
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and which Inspector would win
in a fight in time?"
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We can get that photo later.
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Yeah, later.
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That was when I wanted to take it.
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Are you sure Troy and Abed want us here?
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They do.
They just don't know it yet.
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Now, remember, we're just a
couple of Captain Warphead fans.
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Nobody will even notice we're here.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, yes?
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Will you come with us?
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- Where? Why? When?
- Oh.
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Room service.
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Yes, I'd like to order some food.
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And how many people will be
dining today, Mrs. Winger?
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Oh, I'm not...
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Two.
Yeah, I'd like a turkey burger
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and a second turkey burger,
but with no bun.
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My husband doesn't do carbs.
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But he would like a scotch.
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And what kind of scotch
would your husband prefer?
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The good kind.
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I'll see what we can do.
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Yes, Mrs. Winger?
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Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you,
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but are you Nigel Cuthbertson,
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the actor who played Thoraxis?
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Call me Nige.
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We have every right to be here,
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and I don't know if you're being sexist,
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ageist, racist, or what,
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but I don't think
I like your -ist.
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Actually, we need your help.
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We're focus-testing
a new American version
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of Inspector Spacetime,
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and you two represent
several significant quadrants.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Your thoughts would be
very valuable to us.
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We're in.
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- Toby, did you see...
- The Christmas special?
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- Horrible.
- But when you consider
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- what it set up...
- Brilliant.
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- Is that--?
- Let's go.
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What about the photo?
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Do they even have to talk?
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They could just touch tentacles
and download.
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You know, this is good,
because, you know,
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Abed's branching out,
and Toby's really, really great.
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No.
Troy, I have seen that look.
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Girls have given me that look.
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You are not being crazy.
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That dude is trying
to steal your boyfriend.
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I'm gonna get a refill.
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I mean...what if Abed wants to replace me?
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It makes me so angry and sad
all at the same time.
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I know, but you have to hide it,
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because, for some reason,
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men find these feelings to be psycho,
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and, if you freak out,
it's only gonna push Abed away.
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Like I always say, if you love someone,
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set them free, and,
if they don't come back to you,
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they were never yours to begin with.
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That makes no sense.
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What if they get hit by a car
or fall down a well?
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Remind me not to put you down
as my emergency contact.
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All right.
Play it cool.
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Make nice with Toby.
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Yeah.
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So?
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What did everyone think?
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I thought it was pretty good.
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I was confused.
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And what confused you?
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The time travel mostly.
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Also the space travel.
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Anything else?
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How many clipboards you got?
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Raise the klaxon.
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Me lorry's plunging it
into the Thames, methinks.
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Hey, do you mind if I practice
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my American accent?
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- I have an audition.
- Of course.
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You really are an Inspector Spacetime fan.
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Ever since I was little.
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What is it you like about the show?
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I think the show's philosophy
poses some really interesting...
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Bow before Thoraxis.
Bow before Thoraxis.
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Questions about the nature--
I'm so sorry.
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- Bow before Thoraxis.
- This is my ringtone.
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Bow before Thoraxis.
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Okay, seriously, what was it?
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You wear glasses?
You have a back brace?
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Say it.
I don't care.
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- And I asked myself...
- Excuse me. Sorry.
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What does space smell like?
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- You see, the thing of it--
- Oh, hey, there you guys are.
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Oh, this is so nice, just three friends,
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friending around
all unthreatened-like.
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Terribly sorry.
This is slightly embarrassing.
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I seem to have forgotten your name.
259
00:10:03,368 --> 00:10:04,368
It's Troy!
260
00:10:04,436 --> 00:10:05,803
You know it's Troy!
261
00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:08,006
Okay, it's the first part
of Troy and Abed.
262
00:10:08,073 --> 00:10:09,607
Toby and Abed in the Morning?
263
00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:11,075
That's ridiculous.
264
00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:13,177
I'm not psycho!
265
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,713
Okay.
266
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,280
Where was I?
Oh, yes--
267
00:10:17,348 --> 00:10:18,281
Troy's been acting weird lately.
268
00:10:18,349 --> 00:10:19,449
The same thing happened
269
00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:20,817
with my constable when he got a wife.
270
00:10:20,885 --> 00:10:22,452
Which means of course
I now have one spare ticket
271
00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,654
to the 50th anniversary
Inspector Spacetime convention
272
00:10:23,721 --> 00:10:25,155
- in London.
- Demiceninspecticon?
273
00:10:25,222 --> 00:10:26,742
But it's so soon, and London's too far.
274
00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:28,425
In england, Cadbury creme eggs
are sold year-round.
275
00:10:28,492 --> 00:10:29,813
I thought that was just a legend.
276
00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:31,061
Past life as an alien...
277
00:10:31,128 --> 00:10:35,965
Just a minute.
278
00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,499
Just a second.
279
00:10:37,568 --> 00:10:39,669
I've got your hair dryer,
Mrs. Winger.
280
00:10:39,736 --> 00:10:42,137
Oh, thank you, Randy,
but it's not for me.
281
00:10:42,205 --> 00:10:43,372
It's for my husband.
282
00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,907
He really needs the diffuser
for his hair.
283
00:10:44,975 --> 00:10:47,176
It sounds shallow, but he's a lawyer.
284
00:10:47,243 --> 00:10:49,277
Actually, having dual careers
285
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,212
has put a lot of stress on our marriage.
286
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,280
Hence the separate rooms.
287
00:10:52,314 --> 00:10:53,514
But I think this trip
288
00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:55,516
is really gonna change all that.
289
00:10:55,585 --> 00:10:57,085
My husband will finally see me
290
00:10:57,152 --> 00:10:59,854
not as a world-famous
police detective,
291
00:10:59,922 --> 00:11:01,957
but as a woman.
292
00:11:02,024 --> 00:11:03,858
Your husband's a lucky man.
293
00:11:03,926 --> 00:11:06,159
That he is.
294
00:11:08,797 --> 00:11:10,598
Mm.
295
00:11:10,665 --> 00:11:14,568
Tastes of bog.
296
00:11:14,636 --> 00:11:17,337
You see?
It's funny because it's clear.
297
00:11:18,406 --> 00:11:19,372
Actually I would like
298
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,308
to say something.
299
00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:24,677
I am friends with a couple of
huge Inspector Spacetime fans,
300
00:11:24,745 --> 00:11:26,346
and I think what they like
about the show
301
00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:28,148
is that it's smart, complicated,
302
00:11:28,216 --> 00:11:30,183
and doesn't talk down to its audience.
303
00:11:30,251 --> 00:11:33,753
So, if you'd like to make
a really good American version,
304
00:11:33,821 --> 00:11:35,088
you should stay true to that.
305
00:11:35,156 --> 00:11:38,924
Hey, instead of this constable,
306
00:11:38,992 --> 00:11:42,261
what about a blonde with
long legs and a tennis racket?
307
00:11:42,329 --> 00:11:44,663
Yes.
308
00:11:44,731 --> 00:11:46,932
Please.
For me.
309
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,734
Bow before...
310
00:11:48,801 --> 00:11:52,037
Normally we don't concern
ourselves with adultery,
311
00:11:52,105 --> 00:11:54,038
'cause then hotels wouldn't exist.
312
00:11:54,106 --> 00:11:56,374
But everyone here thinks you're so nice.
313
00:11:56,442 --> 00:11:58,409
So I had to bring you down here.
314
00:11:58,477 --> 00:12:01,146
I don't believe it.
He told me he was leaving.
315
00:12:01,213 --> 00:12:03,881
Say your catchphrase.
316
00:12:03,949 --> 00:12:08,753
I'd rather not.
317
00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,554
What the hell is going on here?
318
00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:12,822
Suddenly our marriage
isn't worth repairing?
319
00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:14,458
What?
320
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,727
- Whoo!
- Wait, Nigel is married?
321
00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:19,929
That is so Thoraxis.
322
00:12:21,832 --> 00:12:25,568
And your American accent
isn't at all convincing.
323
00:12:25,636 --> 00:12:28,737
We come all this way,
and you just leave me alone
324
00:12:28,772 --> 00:12:31,307
without so much as sending
a text message?
325
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,575
I am sick of it, Jeff...
326
00:12:32,643 --> 00:12:35,511
Nigel Winger.
327
00:12:35,579 --> 00:12:37,246
Can I get two more of these, please?
328
00:12:37,314 --> 00:12:38,247
Enough!
329
00:12:38,315 --> 00:12:41,283
This day has turned crazy.
330
00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:42,484
I'm gonna go upstairs,
331
00:12:42,552 --> 00:12:44,852
towel off, and pray to God
332
00:12:44,953 --> 00:12:46,588
that I wake up in the middle of a final
333
00:12:46,656 --> 00:12:49,391
for a class I didn't know
I was enrolled in.
334
00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:58,765
Shoo.
335
00:13:01,603 --> 00:13:03,970
Oh, honey.
336
00:13:04,038 --> 00:13:05,806
You went all psycho girlfriend
on Abed, didn't you?
337
00:13:05,907 --> 00:13:08,742
Yeah.
I screwed up.
338
00:13:08,776 --> 00:13:09,976
Classsic Troy.
339
00:13:10,044 --> 00:13:11,078
It's okay.
340
00:13:11,112 --> 00:13:12,479
It happens to the best of us.
341
00:13:12,547 --> 00:13:13,979
I got you a present.
342
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,850
A quantum spanner.
343
00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:20,152
Yeah, it lights up
344
00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:22,455
or plays music or something.
345
00:13:22,523 --> 00:13:24,290
Britta,
346
00:13:24,358 --> 00:13:26,359
would you agree to be bonded to me
347
00:13:26,427 --> 00:13:27,548
forever in the gluon chamber
348
00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:29,128
for an expensive souvenir photograph?
349
00:13:29,196 --> 00:13:30,662
Absolutely.
350
00:13:32,532 --> 00:13:33,898
Thank you.
351
00:13:33,966 --> 00:13:37,436
What?
352
00:13:37,503 --> 00:13:38,604
I can't wait.
We can visit
353
00:13:38,671 --> 00:13:39,971
the original Spacetime set.
354
00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:41,199
And I've got a spare bedroom,
355
00:13:41,207 --> 00:13:42,441
so you can stay as long as you like.
356
00:13:42,508 --> 00:13:43,775
That all sounds great.
357
00:13:43,843 --> 00:13:45,009
But I don't know if I could
just pick up and leave.
358
00:13:45,077 --> 00:13:46,944
- I have a life here.
- For now.
359
00:13:47,011 --> 00:13:48,011
What do you mean?
360
00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:49,380
Well, let's face it.
361
00:13:49,448 --> 00:13:51,568
Neurotypicals don't have
the same focus you or I have.
362
00:13:51,617 --> 00:13:52,816
They always get distracted...
363
00:13:52,884 --> 00:13:55,720
by marriage, kids,
competitive cooking shows.
364
00:13:55,787 --> 00:13:58,389
- Like your best friend David.
- That's right.
365
00:13:58,457 --> 00:13:59,590
Who was planning on coming here
366
00:13:59,658 --> 00:14:01,219
even though you were trapped in Nigeria?
367
00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:02,620
Yeah, but I wouldn't say trapped.
368
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:03,593
And you went to me
and not to your best friend
369
00:14:03,661 --> 00:14:04,827
and constable for help?
370
00:14:04,895 --> 00:14:06,363
Well, his wife
probably deleted the email.
371
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,430
- She's a total...
- Minerva.
372
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,332
Right.
373
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,967
And you're dressed
as the third Inspector,
374
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:12,469
who was famous for trying
to strangle the actor
375
00:14:12,536 --> 00:14:13,570
who played Constable Dudley,
because they were
376
00:14:13,638 --> 00:14:14,838
both pursuing Linda McCartney.
377
00:14:14,872 --> 00:14:15,905
David doesn't actually exist, does he?
378
00:14:15,973 --> 00:14:17,173
You're mad.
379
00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:18,474
Nothing you've said can prove that.
380
00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:19,541
Except that when we met you said
381
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,009
- his name was Andrew.
- Bollocks.
382
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:25,581
- Yeah.
- All right. Guilty as charged.
383
00:14:25,649 --> 00:14:28,150
Look, I had to be sure, didn't I?
384
00:14:28,217 --> 00:14:30,753
When you sent me that first email
385
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:32,120
in which you figured out
that Inspector Spacetime
386
00:14:32,188 --> 00:14:34,289
is both his own grandfather
and grandmother,
387
00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:36,157
I knew we were soul mates.
388
00:14:36,224 --> 00:14:37,892
You and I are special.
389
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,394
Neurotypicals won't admit it,
390
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,862
but some people are just better
than everybody else.
391
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:43,864
They can't handle it,
so they always leave.
392
00:14:43,932 --> 00:14:45,500
Just like how the brilliant Inspector
393
00:14:45,567 --> 00:14:46,768
has constant adventures,
394
00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:48,836
while his constables
always eventually return
395
00:14:48,904 --> 00:14:51,104
to their dull, ordinary earth lives.
396
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:53,206
But maybe there's a reason
397
00:14:53,274 --> 00:14:55,642
the Inspector always chooses
a human companion.
398
00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:57,311
He's an alien, but his human friends
399
00:14:57,378 --> 00:14:58,912
keep him grounded
and invested in the world,
400
00:14:58,979 --> 00:15:00,681
like with me and Troy.
401
00:15:00,748 --> 00:15:02,015
If I could winger you for a second.
402
00:15:02,082 --> 00:15:03,583
Sure. I don't know
what that means, but...
403
00:15:03,651 --> 00:15:07,320
Maybe all relationships are
made up of logical inspectors
404
00:15:07,387 --> 00:15:09,622
and emotional constables,
and we need both
405
00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:12,692
to make space and time a better place.
406
00:15:12,759 --> 00:15:15,194
Maybe you're right.
407
00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:20,098
Wait, wait.
Toby, Toby, Toby, no.
408
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,500
Wait just a second.
409
00:15:24,036 --> 00:15:26,270
Just playing a game.
410
00:15:35,232 --> 00:15:36,365
You have to let me out.
411
00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:39,067
No, not until
Stockholm syndrome sets in.
412
00:15:39,135 --> 00:15:41,175
How long do you think
that'll be, a couple of hours?
413
00:15:41,237 --> 00:15:43,238
Would you love me if I got you a churro?
414
00:15:44,907 --> 00:15:46,975
Annie.
415
00:15:47,043 --> 00:15:49,978
Annie, I...
416
00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:00,266
I'm not sure how much air
there is in here!
417
00:16:00,322 --> 00:16:02,356
And still you talk.
418
00:16:02,423 --> 00:16:03,657
Troy will find me.
419
00:16:03,725 --> 00:16:08,195
- Who?
- You know who Troy is.
420
00:16:08,263 --> 00:16:12,866
Yeah.
Troy will find me.
421
00:16:15,502 --> 00:16:17,237
Everything okay?
422
00:16:17,304 --> 00:16:18,804
Everything's fine.
423
00:16:18,873 --> 00:16:21,107
What is a gluon anyway?
424
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:23,476
Can we stop talking about Abed?
425
00:16:23,543 --> 00:16:27,379
I'm sorry.
I can't.
426
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:28,446
It doesn't feel right.
427
00:16:28,514 --> 00:16:31,316
It's okay.
I understand.
428
00:16:31,384 --> 00:16:32,751
Go to him.
429
00:16:32,818 --> 00:16:34,920
- Are you sure?
- I've told you before.
430
00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:38,257
I don't care about Inspector Spacetime.
431
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,902
Toby.
432
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,203
Where's Abed?
433
00:16:52,271 --> 00:16:54,038
He's packing.
434
00:16:54,106 --> 00:16:56,274
He said you have a girlfriend
and don't need him anymore.
435
00:16:56,341 --> 00:16:57,974
He's coming with me to England.
436
00:16:58,042 --> 00:17:00,810
- You're lying.
- How would you know?
437
00:17:00,878 --> 00:17:02,279
Because Abed's my friend,
438
00:17:02,346 --> 00:17:03,947
and he would have told me.
439
00:17:04,015 --> 00:17:07,017
And he would have explained it
to me in very clear terms,
440
00:17:07,084 --> 00:17:09,852
because I get confused sometimes.
441
00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:11,087
He's in there, isn't he?
442
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,522
No.
443
00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:14,356
- Hey, Troy.
- Hey, Abed.
444
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,059
Toby, have you ever been in a fight?
445
00:17:17,127 --> 00:17:18,994
Because I have.
446
00:17:19,062 --> 00:17:20,762
Oh, my God.
He can make a fist.
447
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,631
That would hurt harder than a slap.
448
00:17:22,698 --> 00:17:24,266
He's in that one.
449
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:28,137
I knew that.
450
00:17:30,772 --> 00:17:32,407
You okay?
451
00:17:32,474 --> 00:17:34,875
I am.
You know, for the first time
452
00:17:34,944 --> 00:17:36,864
in my long history
of being locked inside things,
453
00:17:36,878 --> 00:17:38,947
I knew someone would come.
454
00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:44,185
Still want to take the gluon photo?
455
00:17:44,253 --> 00:17:46,786
- What do you think?
- Yes.
456
00:17:46,854 --> 00:17:48,788
- Yes.
- Cool.
457
00:17:53,828 --> 00:17:56,863
Well, I just went upstairs
and saw your room.
458
00:17:56,931 --> 00:18:00,800
Saw the two robes, the two coffee cups,
459
00:18:00,868 --> 00:18:02,168
one with lipstick, one without.
460
00:18:02,235 --> 00:18:05,604
And I saw actual hair
that looked a lot like mine
461
00:18:05,672 --> 00:18:06,705
on my side of the sink,
462
00:18:06,773 --> 00:18:08,274
so I have some questions.
463
00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:10,276
- Oh, God.
- First one,
464
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:12,211
is that actually my hair, and, if so,
465
00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:13,545
did it fall out naturally?
466
00:18:13,613 --> 00:18:15,681
Because if it did,
you need to tell me right now,
467
00:18:15,748 --> 00:18:16,849
'cause I have to call science.
468
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:19,617
Also, what the hell is going on?
469
00:18:19,685 --> 00:18:22,620
All right,
I may have been play-acting
470
00:18:22,688 --> 00:18:24,055
that we were married, and then the staff
471
00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:27,192
thought you were cheating,
and I had to save face.
472
00:18:27,259 --> 00:18:28,559
Do I have to worry about this?
473
00:18:28,627 --> 00:18:31,329
No, I was just daydreaming.
474
00:18:31,397 --> 00:18:34,331
I mean, I've married you
at least a half a dozen times.
475
00:18:34,399 --> 00:18:37,134
And Troy.
And Zac Efron.
476
00:18:37,202 --> 00:18:38,369
Mostly Zac Efron.
477
00:18:38,436 --> 00:18:40,971
Does Zac get a drink thrown in his face?
478
00:18:43,808 --> 00:18:45,675
I don't know.
I guess I was a little hurt
479
00:18:45,743 --> 00:18:47,244
that you ditched me.
480
00:18:47,312 --> 00:18:49,679
I mean, we are friends, right?
481
00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:52,982
Would it have been that painful
to hang out together?
482
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:57,586
Well, I can tell you one thing
your fantasy got wrong.
483
00:18:57,654 --> 00:18:59,655
If we were married, you wouldn't find me
484
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:03,026
flirting with another woman
in a hotel bar.
485
00:19:03,093 --> 00:19:06,561
But there are a lot of things
that you think are fun
486
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:08,397
that I wouldn't want to do
because I'm...
487
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,365
- Older?
- Not lame.
488
00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:13,935
Do you want to hang out now?
489
00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:17,406
Can I buy you a drink?
What do you want?
490
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:18,940
An appletini.
491
00:19:19,008 --> 00:19:22,109
Oh, God, don't make me order that.
492
00:19:22,177 --> 00:19:25,479
- Please?
- Please?
493
00:19:30,685 --> 00:19:32,253
Appletini.
494
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,755
That is so great.
495
00:19:34,822 --> 00:19:37,191
And I have a surprise for you guys.
496
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,858
Pow!
497
00:19:38,926 --> 00:19:41,094
- Really pushing me here.
- He's back.
498
00:19:41,162 --> 00:19:43,196
Do you mind if we crash this party?
499
00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:45,198
That we already crashed.
500
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:47,033
Pierce, Shirley,
I'm glad you guys made it.
501
00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:48,541
It was rude of me not to invite you.
502
00:19:48,602 --> 00:19:50,870
- I'm sorry.
- Just remember, Abed,
503
00:19:50,938 --> 00:19:52,205
I did my best.
504
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,673
We both did.
505
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:55,907
You're welcome.
506
00:19:55,975 --> 00:19:57,376
So I guess we're taking off.
507
00:19:57,444 --> 00:20:00,112
Actually, I'd like to stay
for a little while.
508
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,547
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
509
00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:03,115
You don't have to do that for me.
510
00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:05,984
Well, who says it's just for you?
511
00:20:06,052 --> 00:20:07,219
Guys, get your phones ready,
512
00:20:07,287 --> 00:20:09,555
because you are only
gonna see this once.
513
00:20:16,861 --> 00:20:19,997
Bow before Thoraxis.
514
00:20:24,403 --> 00:20:27,304
See, this is why I don't hang
with you folks on the weekends.
515
00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:40,106
Here we are, the 1960s,
516
00:20:40,174 --> 00:20:43,409
the greatest, grooviest period
in the entire history
517
00:20:43,477 --> 00:20:46,912
of the entire universe.
518
00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:49,682
I'm lucky.
I get to visit places like this
519
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,819
because I can travel
through time and space,
520
00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:56,288
but not both at once.
521
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:59,124
Do you know why that is, Ensign?
522
00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:01,793
Because, Inspector Spacetime,
523
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,930
our minds would be blown
with the space/time confusion.
524
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:07,599
That's right.
525
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:11,168
And now I must sleep
with the sexiest woman here,
526
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:13,037
who is also my grandmother,
527
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,739
or I will cease to exist.
528
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,574
How do you know
I'm not your grandmother?
529
00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:19,576
There's only one way to find out.
530
00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:24,115
I hate you.
531
00:21:24,347 --> 00:21:30,543
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