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Community
S04E06
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking

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My name is Kevin,
or so they tell me.

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Actually, they told me my
birth name is Benjamin Chang,

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but I can't remember anything
before six months ago.

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But by using
a special, shiny glass

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called a mirror,

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I've estimated
that I'm 15 years old,

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although I have no way
of knowing.

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Changnesia is a fascinating
and extremely rare disease

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on the forefront of the
psychological landscape.

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<i>Compared with your</i>
<i>garden variety amnesia,</i>

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<i>Changnesia is immeasurably</i>
<i>more complex.</i>

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<i>Its varied and seemingly
random symptoms,</i>

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<i>its resistance to both traditional
and new age medicine,</i>

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<i>why Changnesia</i>
<i>affects the memory</i>

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<i>but not the ability</i>
<i>to make forced puns...</i>

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These are all things we can study
now that someone finally has it.

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I first met Chang when I hired him
as a Spanish teacher at Greendale.

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Then he became
a disgraced student,

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psychopathic music major,

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homeless vent dweller,
security guard, keytarist,

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power hungry warlord,
and now, Kevin.

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It's sad to see him like this.

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Well, it's mixed.

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He was pretty terrible before.

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I'm developing a theory
which some find controversial.

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Perhaps Chang
actually used to be Kevin,

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went crazy, and became Chang.

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And then, at some point,

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Chang hit his head,
went un-crazy,

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thereby reverting back
to regular old Kevin again.

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That makes no sense.

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Science tells us

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hitting his head
would only cure him

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if hitting his head
was the original cause.

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Told you it was controversial.

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Here at Greendale,
we accept all students,

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whoever they may be
or have forgotten they were.

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But assisting
in Kevin's recovery

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has put a financial strain
on the school.

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That's why we are appealing

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<i>to the Macguffin Neurological Institute
for this $40,000 Grant,</i>

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so we can continue to fight
this terrible disease

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and hopefully, one day,
pay for this documentary.

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How was that, Abed?
That's too beggy?

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No, that was great.

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But I could use a new camera,
with a smoother zoom.

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Oh, okay. Well, just be sure
to get my good side, okay?

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This documentary
needs to be convincing.

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This needs to be the <i>hoop dreams
of things people care about.</i>

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We rolling?

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The dean
wants a propaganda film,

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but I intend to explore all
sides of this serious issue,

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including those who don't
think it's a serious issue.

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- Hey, Jeff.
- What are you doing?

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Making a documentary
on Changnesia.

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- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Got it. Beautiful.

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All right, let's get
one more for safety.

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Jeff, back to one.
Jeff?

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<i>♪ Give me some rope</i>
<i>tie me to dream</i>

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<i>♪ give me the hope</i>
<i>to run out of steam</i>

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<i>♪ somebody said it can be here</i>

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<i>♪ we could be roped up,</i>
<i>tied up, dead in a year</i>

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<i>♪ I can't count the reasons</i>
<i>I should stay</i>

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<i>♪ one by one they all</i>
<i>just fade away ♪</i>

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Sync and corrections by Norther
www.addic7ed.com

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I'm telling you, we should have
sprung for the name brand glitter.

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Look, cheap glitter,
expensive glitter.

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Money talks, people.

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Guys, did you hear?

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The history of ice cream class
had another heart attack.

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Three more, and we're all in.

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Yes.

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What's the Macguffin Institute?

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Fine.
I'll tell him.

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But one day, you'll all be old
and slow and lose at things,

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and when that day comes,

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I won't remember
what I'm doing now.

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Lord, the Macguffin institute is
coming to Greendale on Friday

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because they might give the
school money to study Changnesia.

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Changnesia isn't a disease.
It's a con.

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You're seriously
helping this lunatic?

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He kept the dean in a dungeon.

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He tried to kill us.
He ate his twin in utero.

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That was Chang.
This is Kevin.

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They're the same idiot.

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How would you know? Have you ever
even spent any time with him, Jeff?

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I was reluctant to accept
Kevin at first, too, but...

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he's just so sweet.

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The world is brand new to him.

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He approaches everything
with the wonderment

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of a small child
or a cartoon alien.

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Whoa.

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This makes things smaller.

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No, no...
Bigger.

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Oh, bigger.

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Well, enjoy your collective delusion.
I'm going to go get a sandwich,

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which, unlike Changnesia,
is real.

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Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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We want to know how you feel about
the Macguffin people visiting.

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I need it on camera.

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- It's stupid.
- What's stupid?

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- The whole thing.
- Okay, put it together for me.

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"The whole thing is stupid." All right,
thanks, buddy. I'll cut it together.

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- Shirley.
- Hmm?

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You don't seriously think
Chang is Kevin, do you?

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No, I believe the good lord made
Chang Chang. Kevin is a choice.

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Thank you. I'm seriously worried
about the rest of the group.

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Not only have they
drunk the Kevin kool-aid,

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they're in the study room right now,
making banners, debating glitter...

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Well, I'd love to keep talking about this,
but I gotta get to work.

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No, Shirley, you've got
to help me stop this.

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You're the only
sane person left.

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Welcome to Shirley's sandwiches,
where the food is Kevin-ly.

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- You hired Chang?
- Hmm?

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The customers love Kevin.

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I think it's because
he's a good listener.

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Most words are new to him, so
it's all still fascinating.

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I'm Kevin.
And you are?

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Not calling you Kevin.

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Hi, not calling you Kevin.

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What are you having?

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- None of this.
- Okay.

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Uh, listen.

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I don't care what he calls
himself, he's a hard worker.

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We're all broken people, Jeffrey,
we all deserve a second chance.

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Like how I gave Andre
a second chance.

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It doesn't mean I forgot.
I just forgave.

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Chang didn't sleep with a stripper.
He tried to kill us.

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Why does everyone keep
forgetting about that?

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But he didn't. And you used
to be a sleazy lawyer.

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What if Greendale never
gave you a second chance?

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<i>What Shirley said</i>
<i>really made me think.</i>

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I mean, all my friends
believe this guy.

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What does it say about me
that I don't?

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Hmm?
Yes?

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Ugh, and cue wet blanket Winger

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to tell us that we're
all wasting our time.

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Actually, no.

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I had a really good
conversation with Shirley,

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and I realized
I've been acting like a jerk.

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If it's not too late,

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I'd love to help out
in any way I can.

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Jeffrey, that's amazing.

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I knew you'd come around.

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All right, Abed, get
us in panning singles.

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And can you say "powwow"
instead of "conversation"?

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It just sounds more you.

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All right, action. Okay, you going to
make an entrance? Great.

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What does it say?

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It says I have gullible friends
who will believe anybody,

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and I need
to make that anybody me.

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By exposing Chang
in front of the whole school.

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Wow. Much like the
classic documentary

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<i>Capturing the Friedmans,</i>

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my story just took a
completely unexpected turn.

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Jeff, if you want this done right,
I'm going to need a steadicam for Garrett.

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That's showbiz.

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<i>We were all pretty
happy when Jeff came around.</i>

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He became really gung-ho
about Abed's documentary,

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<i>and had a lot of great ideas</i>

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<i>about how to impress</i>
<i>the Macguffin people.</i>

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And that's why Pierce

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should host the reception.

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He speaks their language.

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Finally, somebody's
making some sense.

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I've got a blackface
<i>senor</i> Wences bit

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I've been workshopping.

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Perfect.

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Annie, we need to find out

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what happened to Kevin before
he showed up at Greendale.

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What hellish experiences did he
overcome during those missing months?

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Do you think you can use your forensic
knowhow to do some investigating?

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Investigating?
Obvi.

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Can I help?

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If you're willing to
learn, sure, partner.

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"Partner."
I like that.

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I'm going
to call you "Houlihan."

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"Partner" and "Houlihan."

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Okay.

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The postman found Kevin here.

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He said he was soaking wet
and smelled like fish.

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I know it's not a lot
to go on...

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Um, it's almost
too much to go on.

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Look, Sullivan's trout farm
is just 1/4 mile away.

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Who do you think you're
dealing with, Winger?

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I don't know, Houlihan.
Seems sort of thin.

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In an investigation, one dude always
has to go opposite the other dude.

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That's how they
get things done.

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Well, you guys can work it out.

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- Yeah, we will.
- No, we won't.

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- Britta, Shirley...
- Oh, that's me.

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I want you to take this camera

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and follow Chang around
for his day-to-day.

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Really get into the life of
a functioning Changnesiac.

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I want you to go
inside his home, work, pod.

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Just get everything.

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Ooh, that's great advertising
for my growing business.

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Okay, I'll do it. And with
my photography skills...

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Jeff, thank you.

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When the dean told me
you were going to help me,

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I couldn't believe it.

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A cool, smart lawyer
like yourself

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reaching out
to a little nobody like me?

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I never told you
I was a lawyer.

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No, you didn't.

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Shirley said it, remember?

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You said,
"you hired Chang?"

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And I said, "I'm
Kevin, and you are?"

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And you said,
"not calling you Kevin,"

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and I said, "hi, not calling you Kevin.
What are you having?"

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And you said,
"none of this."

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And then Shirley said, "I don't
care what he calls himself.

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"He's a hard worker.

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"We're all broken people, and
we all deserve a second chance.

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"Like how I gave Andre
a second chance.

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"Doesn't mean I forgot.
I just forgave."

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And you said, "Chang didn't
sleep with a stripper.

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"He tried to kill us.

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"Why does everyone keep
forgetting all that?"

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And then Shirley said,
"but he didn't.

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"And you used
to be a sleazy lawyer."

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Her words.

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Wow. That's quite a
memory you have.

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Well, my short term memory
has actually improved.

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My doctor calls it a, um...

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side effect.

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<i>Oh.</i>

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Well played, Chang.

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The chess match has begun.

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What...

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I'm Chinese?

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Do you want to get some footage
while we're waiting for Kevin?

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Maybe we could take some shots
of my delicious bread baking,

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or the affordable prices

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on our new Shirley's
sandwiches super saver menu.

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Or we could get to know the
Shirley behind the sandwiches.

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- Here, give me that camera.
- Oh. Okay.

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00:09:23,473 --> 00:09:25,606
Be careful, now.
It's Abed's camera.

240
00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:26,698
- All right.
- Watch it.

241
00:09:26,717 --> 00:09:30,852
Oh, where is
the stop button on this?

242
00:09:30,866 --> 00:09:32,533
Oh, here it is.
Okay.

243
00:09:32,541 --> 00:09:33,958
- You want to hear my pitch?
- Mmm-hmm.

244
00:09:33,976 --> 00:09:36,217
A strong, independent woman,

245
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,774
starting her own business.

246
00:09:37,787 --> 00:09:40,487
An "entrepreneu-her,"
if you will.

247
00:09:40,515 --> 00:09:42,082
Or maybe a businesswoman?

248
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,422
Okay, fine.
Think inside the box.

249
00:09:44,447 --> 00:09:46,580
All right.
Are you ready?

250
00:09:46,601 --> 00:09:48,701
- Mmm-hmm.
- Action.

251
00:09:49,975 --> 00:09:52,133
Cut. Oh! Beautiful.

252
00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:53,725
You don't think
the song was too much?

253
00:09:53,737 --> 00:09:56,292
Are you kidding me?
It made the scene.

254
00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:56,986
You know what?

255
00:09:57,005 --> 00:09:58,891
I want to get some better
lighting up in this noise.

256
00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,216
Let's go hit up Abed.

257
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,229
I never told anybody
that story, Britta.

258
00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:04,021
Oh, it was beautiful.

259
00:10:04,052 --> 00:10:06,240
I was dead for three minutes.

260
00:10:06,252 --> 00:10:07,396
Three minutes?

261
00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:09,872
Three whole minutes.
They thought I was gone.

262
00:10:10,124 --> 00:10:11,056
Pierce.

263
00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:12,324
How's your act coming?

264
00:10:12,355 --> 00:10:14,502
- Blackface <i>senor</i> Wences?
- Mmm-hmm.

265
00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:16,789
How do you think it's coming?

266
00:10:18,681 --> 00:10:19,850
<i>In the unlikely event</i>

267
00:10:19,868 --> 00:10:21,781
I fail to expose Chang,

268
00:10:22,047 --> 00:10:24,952
I'm pretty confident Pierce will
make sure we don't get a Grant.

269
00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:26,758
What you talkin' about, hookey?

270
00:10:26,807 --> 00:10:29,591
Wow, that bit could not
get any more perfect.

271
00:10:29,610 --> 00:10:30,666
Wait a minute.

272
00:10:30,681 --> 00:10:34,464
I haven't introduced you
to my Asian wife yet.

273
00:10:35,152 --> 00:10:37,160
Uh-oh...

274
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,311
I was wrong.

275
00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:44,201
- This is the place.
- No, it's not.

276
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,612
Garrett, here he comes. Get up.

277
00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,415
I can't.
It's too heavy!

278
00:10:50,434 --> 00:10:51,470
Garrett, now.

279
00:10:51,495 --> 00:10:52,426
Now.

280
00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:56,918
Excuse me,
Mr. Sullivan.

281
00:10:57,019 --> 00:10:58,697
This is Houlihan.
I'm her partner, Partner.

282
00:10:58,715 --> 00:11:01,449
- Wait, I'm Partner.
- No, you're not.

283
00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:03,414
We'd like to ask you
a couple of questions.

284
00:11:03,441 --> 00:11:04,967
What are you, the trout police?

285
00:11:05,217 --> 00:11:08,083
Because if you are, you're legally bound
to tell me, or else it's entrapment.

286
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,511
We're not the trout police.

287
00:11:09,644 --> 00:11:12,220
Have you seen this man?

288
00:11:13,581 --> 00:11:15,928
One morning, I see something
coming out of the trout tank,

289
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:19,028
and at first, I was scared,
because, uh, I'm the last face

290
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,361
that a lot of trout ever see.

291
00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:24,192
I'm not saying that the
trout are a vengeful breed,

292
00:11:24,211 --> 00:11:25,821
but if they were, I...

293
00:11:26,176 --> 00:11:28,826
I'd probably be public enemy number one.

294
00:11:28,839 --> 00:11:31,804
So the figure that emerged,
it was that man?

295
00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:34,740
Yeah, and I was pretty relieved when
I found out it was a naked Asian guy,

296
00:11:34,752 --> 00:11:36,142
and not an angry trout.

297
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:37,330
And when was this?

298
00:11:37,407 --> 00:11:39,617
Oh, it must have been
around June.

299
00:11:39,623 --> 00:11:41,975
I remember because
my milkweed allergies

300
00:11:41,991 --> 00:11:43,892
were acting up
something fierce.

301
00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:47,483
I gave him some clothes, and sent
him on his way the next morning.

302
00:11:47,656 --> 00:11:49,263
I don't know what happened
to him after that.

303
00:11:49,281 --> 00:11:51,786
Mr. Sullivan, how many
employees do you have here?

304
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,117
Employees?

305
00:11:53,217 --> 00:11:54,874
What do I look like,
trout world?

306
00:11:56,152 --> 00:11:58,308
No employees.
Heh, just me.

307
00:11:59,058 --> 00:12:00,049
And my dog.

308
00:12:00,844 --> 00:12:02,386
<i>I knew he was hiding something.</i>

309
00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:04,006
<i>A spike in production in June,</i>

310
00:12:04,025 --> 00:12:06,436
at the peak
of milkweed allergy season?

311
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:10,607
Something on this trout farm was
starting to smell... wrong.

312
00:12:11,109 --> 00:12:13,941
The problem was, I didn't have
any way to make him talk.

313
00:12:14,176 --> 00:12:15,342
Or did I?

314
00:12:15,606 --> 00:12:18,684
Well, looks like
everything checks out here.

315
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,521
Right, Troy?

316
00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:22,684
No, Houlihan, I don't think
anything checks out here.

317
00:12:22,703 --> 00:12:25,143
No, don't fly off the handle, Partner.

318
00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:27,805
Oh, I will fly
off the handle, Houlihan.

319
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,505
What the hell
are you talking about?

320
00:12:29,524 --> 00:12:30,929
I'm sorry,
Mr. Sullivan.

321
00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:33,691
Clearly, you have
nothing to hide.

322
00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,234
What are you hiding?

323
00:12:35,246 --> 00:12:36,548
Fine!

324
00:12:36,579 --> 00:12:37,793
You got me.

325
00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:40,575
I've been using that Asian
guy as unpaid, manual labor

326
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,290
for three months before
I drove him into town.

327
00:12:43,302 --> 00:12:45,467
But he wanted me to!

328
00:12:45,726 --> 00:12:47,242
We were friends,

329
00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:51,321
and I treated him
with respect and dignity.

330
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,537
Partner and Houlihan.

331
00:12:54,612 --> 00:12:55,643
Shut up, Kevin!

332
00:12:56,059 --> 00:12:58,425
Partner and Houlihan.

333
00:12:59,152 --> 00:13:00,158
I don't understand.

334
00:13:00,183 --> 00:13:01,515
Why would he work for no money?

335
00:13:01,536 --> 00:13:02,739
Because he doesn't know
about money.

336
00:13:02,763 --> 00:13:05,162
Kevin doesn't know about labor
laws, or 40-hour work weeks,

337
00:13:05,181 --> 00:13:06,999
or that that dude named him
after a dog.

338
00:13:07,017 --> 00:13:08,614
Growing up,
I had a cat named Troy,

339
00:13:08,632 --> 00:13:11,022
a bird named Troy,
and a hamster named Troy.

340
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,555
They were all older than me.

341
00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:15,451
Oh, my God.

342
00:13:15,488 --> 00:13:19,303
I think Kevin's struggle just
got a lot sexier, Grant-wise.

343
00:13:19,329 --> 00:13:21,270
This is horrible.

344
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,233
<i>It was horrible.</i>

345
00:13:23,506 --> 00:13:25,375
They were supposed to
come back with a smoking gun,

346
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,386
and all they found was a
little human rights abuse.

347
00:13:27,419 --> 00:13:29,124
Which, normally, is terrible.

348
00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:30,385
So do you believe Kevin now?

349
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,280
No.
I want all your footage.

350
00:13:32,298 --> 00:13:33,732
I know Chang slipped up.

351
00:13:33,751 --> 00:13:35,996
He's not smart enough
to play dumb all the time.

352
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,687
What about
Shirley and Britta's footage?

353
00:13:37,706 --> 00:13:38,718
It's unusable crap.

354
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,092
I don't care.
I want it all.

355
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,543
Do you want it bad enough
to rent me a crane?

356
00:13:41,565 --> 00:13:43,131
And maybe license
an expensive song?

357
00:13:43,143 --> 00:13:44,500
Yeah, whatever.

358
00:13:44,985 --> 00:13:47,487
<i>♪ The itsy-bitsy spider</i>

359
00:13:47,769 --> 00:13:51,570
<i>♪ went up the water spout</i>

360
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,083
unusable crap is generous.

361
00:13:57,866 --> 00:13:59,381
It goes on like this
for another 12 hours.

362
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,379
I couldn't even get through it all,
and I sat through <i>The Tree of Life.</i>

363
00:14:04,439 --> 00:14:06,500
Wait, right there.
What's that?

364
00:14:07,729 --> 00:14:10,369
Oh, come on,
you slippery snake, slip up.

365
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,470
Doubtful.
When he's alone,

366
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:15,184
he mostly just practices smiling
and frowning. We've all done it.

367
00:14:23,312 --> 00:14:24,647
Who's he calling?

368
00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:26,566
Good question.

369
00:14:27,224 --> 00:14:28,424
We figure that out,

370
00:14:28,447 --> 00:14:30,344
we've got our smoking gun.

371
00:14:30,668 --> 00:14:32,113
And all thanks to Britta.

372
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,765
Don't ruin this.

373
00:14:35,069 --> 00:14:37,475
<i>The stage was set for
a climatic final set piece.</i>

374
00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:39,109
<i>The Macguffin people</i>
<i>were on campus,</i>

375
00:14:39,122 --> 00:14:41,445
<i>and Jeff had prepared</i>
<i>quite the presentation.</i>

376
00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:44,341
You shut up.

377
00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:45,422
But I love you.

378
00:14:45,447 --> 00:14:47,420
You get yourself in the kitchen,
and make me a burrito.

379
00:14:47,432 --> 00:14:49,878
Oh, okay, yay!
Oh, thank you.

380
00:14:49,902 --> 00:14:51,548
Okay, thank you,
Pierce Hawthorne

381
00:14:51,566 --> 00:14:55,260
for your special blend
of playful racial humor.

382
00:14:55,272 --> 00:14:58,341
And genuine thoughts
on Geraldine ferraro.

383
00:14:58,382 --> 00:14:59,806
He's an old Teddy bear.

384
00:14:59,843 --> 00:15:02,865
And now, I believe Jeff
Winger has a presentation.

385
00:15:02,938 --> 00:15:04,804
- Yay.
- Ugh.

386
00:15:05,952 --> 00:15:08,099
Thank you.
I must confess,

387
00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:11,043
I was just a short while
ago quite skeptical

388
00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:12,418
about Changnesia.

389
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,606
But, with the help
of my friends,

390
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:16,386
we have uncovered a lot
about this terrible,

391
00:15:16,405 --> 00:15:19,606
newly-discovered,
completely real disease.

392
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,618
I think you'll find it
as eye-opening as I did.

393
00:15:22,768 --> 00:15:24,182
Wait till you see
what we found.

394
00:15:24,201 --> 00:15:26,519
Kevin was a victim
of human trafficking.

395
00:15:26,722 --> 00:15:30,707
Our purpose here tonight
is to help cure Kevin

396
00:15:30,819 --> 00:15:32,380
of his Changnesia.

397
00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:34,408
Who better to jog his memory

398
00:15:34,426 --> 00:15:37,631
than someone special from
his allegedly erased past.

399
00:15:37,856 --> 00:15:43,211
So please welcome to the stage
the former Mrs. Ben Chang, Alessandra.

400
00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,787
Alessandra, come on up.

401
00:15:44,799 --> 00:15:46,198
Thank you.

402
00:15:50,498 --> 00:15:51,972
Ben...

403
00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:54,143
do you remember me?

404
00:15:56,195 --> 00:15:57,804
I'm sorry.

405
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,507
I don't.

406
00:16:00,546 --> 00:16:01,522
Admit it, Kevin.

407
00:16:01,559 --> 00:16:02,882
You remember her.

408
00:16:02,997 --> 00:16:05,855
This is the woman
you never stopped loving.

409
00:16:05,868 --> 00:16:07,568
Hit the lights!

410
00:16:19,676 --> 00:16:20,476
Oh...

411
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,504
You love her so much,

412
00:16:22,535 --> 00:16:26,349
you called her over and
over and over again,

413
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:27,883
even though you don't know her

414
00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:31,064
or how to use a phone
or what a number is.

415
00:16:32,897 --> 00:16:34,225
What's going on here?

416
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,835
You told me
I was here to help him.

417
00:16:35,848 --> 00:16:38,145
Oh, we are here
to help him, all right.

418
00:16:38,354 --> 00:16:43,153
We are here to help him admit that he
has been faking this whole time.

419
00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,834
Where'd you get
the number, Chang?

420
00:16:44,847 --> 00:16:46,678
I found it in the vents!

421
00:16:47,585 --> 00:16:49,820
It's 555-0190.

422
00:16:50,863 --> 00:16:53,430
And it was the most beautiful
thing I'd ever seen.

423
00:16:53,851 --> 00:16:56,243
But I always hung up,
because...

424
00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:58,695
I didn't know if the
person on the other end

425
00:16:58,714 --> 00:17:00,783
would ever want
to talk to Kevin...

426
00:17:01,664 --> 00:17:03,231
after knowing Chang.

427
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:04,953
You seem so nice.

428
00:17:04,974 --> 00:17:06,565
If we were really married,

429
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:10,177
I wish I could remember for even
one moment how lucky I was.

430
00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:11,522
- Oh...
- Aw...

431
00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:13,070
Oh, Ben.

432
00:17:14,907 --> 00:17:15,589
Uh!

433
00:17:16,525 --> 00:17:17,903
Jeffrey, what are you doing?

434
00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:21,100
Look, if he doesn't remember her,
then this wouldn't bother him.

435
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,891
My logic is flawless!

436
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,301
Doesn't that bother you?
That bothers you!

437
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,112
<i>Things got so ugly,</i>

438
00:17:28,121 --> 00:17:29,878
<i>I hesitate to even</i>
<i>show you this footage.</i>

439
00:17:29,922 --> 00:17:31,730
But I will let you see
me reacting to it.

440
00:17:31,773 --> 00:17:33,969
That'll probably be
more than you can handle.

441
00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:38,963
Mmm...

442
00:17:41,341 --> 00:17:43,875
Actually, it's not that bad,
but this keeps the story moving.

443
00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:45,934
Hey, Alessandra,

444
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,517
his last girlfriend
was a charred mannequin leg!

445
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,447
Jeffrey!
Have you lost your mind?

446
00:17:50,465 --> 00:17:51,610
You never believed Kevin?

447
00:17:51,628 --> 00:17:54,607
You were just lying to manipulate
us into helping you hurt him?

448
00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:56,888
Jeffrey, I trusted you
and believed in you

449
00:17:56,907 --> 00:17:59,629
and fantasized about celebrating
over mimosas with you!

450
00:17:59,635 --> 00:18:02,148
Dean, if this is the sort
of uphill battle

451
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,392
you're facing in the fight
against Changnesia,

452
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,797
well, then, you're gonna need
all the help you can get.

453
00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:09,568
On behalf of the Macguffin
neurological institute,

454
00:18:09,618 --> 00:18:11,515
Grant granted.

455
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:17,814
<i>So...</i>
<i>I guess I did help.</i>

456
00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:20,130
<i>Just not in the way</i>
<i>I wanted to.</i>

457
00:18:20,324 --> 00:18:21,380
But, on the bright side,

458
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,961
this is the most well-documented
failure of my life.

459
00:18:28,072 --> 00:18:29,037
Thank you.

460
00:18:29,711 --> 00:18:31,788
<i>By trying to make</i>
<i>Kevin a pariah,</i>

461
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,450
<i>I accidentally</i>
<i>became more Chang</i>

462
00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:35,647
<i>than Chang at his Changiest.</i>

463
00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:38,620
That's funny.

464
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:41,013
<i>Well, I didn't try</i>
<i>to kill anyone.</i>

465
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,597
Which no one
seems to care about.

466
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,188
But you know what I'm saying.

467
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,020
Can I sit here?

468
00:18:49,547 --> 00:18:51,795
You sure you want
to be seen with me?

469
00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:54,026
You have a brand-new
reputation to uphold.

470
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,449
I like you.

471
00:18:57,532 --> 00:18:58,621
Really?

472
00:18:58,898 --> 00:19:01,206
Even after
everything I did to...

473
00:19:01,722 --> 00:19:03,229
Whoever you are?

474
00:19:03,456 --> 00:19:04,956
Okay, I get it.

475
00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:07,330
Changnesia's hard
to understand.

476
00:19:07,374 --> 00:19:09,216
At least, that's what
people tell me.

477
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,737
Now, I don't know
a thing about it,

478
00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:14,408
which apparently is one of the symptoms,
and it's so frustrating.

479
00:19:16,414 --> 00:19:19,917
Look, I know Chang
was a bad guy.

480
00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:24,081
So he probably deserved
everything you did to him.

481
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,838
But you're not a bad guy.

482
00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:27,656
You just made a mistake.

483
00:19:28,855 --> 00:19:31,780
And I'm willing to start
over fresh if you are.

484
00:19:33,704 --> 00:19:35,204
Hi.

485
00:19:35,244 --> 00:19:36,677
My name's Kevin.

486
00:19:37,471 --> 00:19:39,459
<i>I'm not saying I believe him.</i>

487
00:19:39,503 --> 00:19:43,908
But I have got an idea of what
it feels like to be Chang.

488
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,828
Wanting to leave
that name behind

489
00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:48,281
is the sanest decision
anyone can make.

490
00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:54,005
<i>♪ 1, 2</i>

491
00:19:54,063 --> 00:19:54,899
Hi.

492
00:19:54,936 --> 00:19:56,214
<i>♪ 1, 2, 3</i>

493
00:19:56,317 --> 00:19:58,116
I'm Jeff.

494
00:20:00,797 --> 00:20:04,600
<i>♪ But when the night is falling</i>

495
00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:08,963
<i>♪ you cannot find the light</i>

496
00:20:08,985 --> 00:20:10,185
Aw.

497
00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:11,027
Thanks.

498
00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:13,144
A lot of filmmakers use crane
shots to elicit emotion.

499
00:20:13,155 --> 00:20:14,553
What the heck, Abed?

500
00:20:14,565 --> 00:20:17,045
You knew what Jeffrey was
planning to do the whole time?

501
00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:18,615
Why can't you ever
make a documentary

502
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,542
about the thing you plan
to make a documentary about?

503
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,253
Don't censor him!

504
00:20:22,324 --> 00:20:23,745
Censorship.

505
00:20:23,769 --> 00:20:25,871
- This is the documentary.
- Ugh.

506
00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:27,996
Abed, you gotta teach me
how to use that camera.

507
00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:32,700
Guys... I'm sorry.

508
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,723
I really screwed up.

509
00:20:34,843 --> 00:20:36,943
I hope you can forgive me.

510
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,533
Already forgotten.

511
00:20:38,601 --> 00:20:39,500
Oh...

512
00:20:40,409 --> 00:20:41,959
- Kevin...
- What are we laughing about?

513
00:20:41,977 --> 00:20:44,025
- Oh, Kevin.
- Kevin...

514
00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:46,582
- Adorable.
- Good job.

515
00:20:46,651 --> 00:20:48,251
I don't get it.

516
00:21:00,332 --> 00:21:01,665
Hi, it's me.

517
00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:03,746
They all finally bought it.

518
00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:05,965
Hook, line, and Winger.

519
00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:08,507
I patiently await
your further instructions.

520
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,746
Chang out.

521
00:21:15,035 --> 00:21:17,836
Why did I do that?
Man...

522
00:21:24,163 --> 00:21:29,163
Sync and corrections by Norther
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