1 00:00:01,197 --> 00:00:04,578 Save Greendale Committee, please welcome our newest member... 2 00:00:04,742 --> 00:00:06,663 ...math teacher Ben Chang. 3 00:00:11,290 --> 00:00:12,844 Okay, let's get serious. 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,927 I've compiled a short list of the most immediate Greendale emergencies. 5 00:00:17,087 --> 00:00:19,223 Is deforestation on the list? 6 00:00:19,381 --> 00:00:21,849 I, for one, am glad that this is happening. 7 00:00:22,009 --> 00:00:24,559 What this school needs is a band of heroes. 8 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:30,154 Champions willing to rise up and "Get all those potatoes out of the gym." 9 00:00:30,309 --> 00:00:33,406 Like House Vogadash in the HBO series, Bloodlines of Conquest. 10 00:00:33,562 --> 00:00:35,116 - Oh, yeah. - My show right there. 11 00:00:35,731 --> 00:00:36,989 That is a good show. 12 00:00:37,149 --> 00:00:40,198 They really get the incest right. 13 00:00:41,362 --> 00:00:43,248 What the hell is Bloodlines of Conquest? 14 00:00:43,405 --> 00:00:45,874 Mediaeval fantasy based on these books nobody read. 15 00:00:46,033 --> 00:00:48,750 It's great. It's got betrayal, boobs, espionage, dragons. 16 00:00:48,911 --> 00:00:52,339 Oh, wait, dragons? Is that a spoiler? I just started season one. 17 00:00:52,498 --> 00:00:54,005 I don't start watching shows... 18 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:57,180 ...until they're so popular, watching is no longer a statement. 19 00:00:57,336 --> 00:01:00,800 You're behind, so we have to live in a world where there's no dragons? 20 00:01:00,965 --> 00:01:03,682 Do we have to pretend that Lord Stevarios is still alive? 21 00:01:03,843 --> 00:01:07,271 Thanks, Abed. How about I buy all the Bloodlines of Conquest books... 22 00:01:07,429 --> 00:01:09,980 ...read ahead, and spoil the whole series for you? 23 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:13,522 - An insane person would do that. - Knuckleheads, focus. 24 00:01:13,686 --> 00:01:16,984 Item one, the Greendale student census is out of date. 25 00:01:17,147 --> 00:01:19,616 Britta, Abed, why don't you partner up on that one? 26 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:21,614 Give you a chance to squash this beef. 27 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:25,490 Next, midterm dance is tonight. Who'd like to be on the decorating committee? 28 00:01:25,656 --> 00:01:27,495 - No. - Fine. I'll do it. 29 00:01:27,658 --> 00:01:30,790 - I will be on that committee. - Me too. 30 00:01:31,245 --> 00:01:34,093 Are you guys volunteering because I'll do all the work? 31 00:01:34,248 --> 00:01:35,422 - I wouldn't. - Not at all. 32 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:37,385 I don't care enough to lie, so no. 33 00:01:37,543 --> 00:01:41,304 I will reward that honesty by giving you something easy. 34 00:01:41,463 --> 00:01:44,560 A bulletin board fell down in the cafeteria a couple months ago. 35 00:01:44,717 --> 00:01:47,647 - Think you can get it hung back up? - I'll give it a drive-by. 36 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:50,484 Great. We have now completed our first task: 37 00:01:50,639 --> 00:01:52,276 Have a productive meeting. 38 00:01:52,433 --> 00:01:54,402 For every task that we complete... 39 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,490 ...a star goes on the task wall. 40 00:01:59,523 --> 00:02:00,697 Oh, no. 41 00:02:29,178 --> 00:02:30,649 Yeah. 42 00:02:30,804 --> 00:02:32,975 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 43 00:02:35,309 --> 00:02:38,239 Brince Ironstone's daughter is his mother! 44 00:02:40,272 --> 00:02:44,329 Brince Ironstone's daughter is his mother! 45 00:02:46,821 --> 00:02:48,541 Hi, there. 46 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:08,429 - What can I do for you? - Get me a drill, screws, bulletin board? 47 00:03:08,592 --> 00:03:10,763 - No, I cannot. - Okay, I tried. Bye. 48 00:03:10,928 --> 00:03:13,478 If you wanna hang a bulletin board, get a work order. 49 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:15,146 They're more powerful than you? 50 00:03:15,683 --> 00:03:19,064 I'm taking census. Fill out this form, but don't talk. I can't hear. 51 00:03:19,228 --> 00:03:20,651 I can't hear either. 52 00:03:20,813 --> 00:03:23,743 Are you deaf? But you read lips? 53 00:03:26,569 --> 00:03:27,910 Gibberish. You're good. 54 00:03:28,571 --> 00:03:29,614 Thank you. 55 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,417 I wish I knew sign language. 56 00:03:31,574 --> 00:03:33,211 I detonated a mollusc. 57 00:03:34,952 --> 00:03:37,835 Are you gonna have another intense burst of compatibility... 58 00:03:37,997 --> 00:03:40,583 - ...with a girl we never see again? - I can't hear you. 59 00:03:40,749 --> 00:03:41,793 Banana. Train. 60 00:03:43,794 --> 00:03:47,176 The midterm dance will need a visual theme... 61 00:03:47,339 --> 00:03:50,554 ...like "Let's Blow Off Steam," and it's trains. 62 00:03:50,718 --> 00:03:53,054 - I have an idea. - Your last idea was to murder. 63 00:03:53,220 --> 00:03:55,225 Edison, the bulletin board's a no-go. 64 00:03:55,389 --> 00:04:02,116 Really? So you did your best and this task just eludes you? 65 00:04:02,271 --> 00:04:05,735 I have a lifetime of experience with red tape. I know when to walk away. 66 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:08,154 - Yeah, you do. - Hey, Edison. 67 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:11,831 The system is lazy. I have integrity, too much to deal with any of it. 68 00:04:11,989 --> 00:04:15,168 - I'll do it myself. - And I would love to watch you try. 69 00:04:15,326 --> 00:04:17,580 Okay. I am on bulletin board duty. 70 00:04:18,245 --> 00:04:21,093 You guys are in charge of the dance. 71 00:04:25,794 --> 00:04:28,013 Oh, Professor Pushpin. 72 00:04:28,380 --> 00:04:30,848 Jerry, Carlo, Crazy Schmidt. I'm Annie. 73 00:04:31,008 --> 00:04:32,515 - You learned our names. - I did. 74 00:04:32,676 --> 00:04:35,180 Crazy Schmidt, how are C.J.'s clarinet lessons going? 75 00:04:37,014 --> 00:04:38,853 Well, she's having a little trouble... 76 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:41,650 ...with her left finger lifts, but she's getting there. 77 00:04:41,810 --> 00:04:44,112 Annie, do you want that bulletin board hung up? 78 00:04:44,271 --> 00:04:46,775 Let me put in a work order for you. 79 00:04:49,652 --> 00:04:53,744 There you go. That should happen in three to six business months. 80 00:04:54,865 --> 00:04:57,451 Any way we could bump that up a little... 81 00:04:57,618 --> 00:05:00,715 ...so it's somewhere above "Lower flag for Reagan's death"? 82 00:05:00,871 --> 00:05:03,885 - Talk to a custodian. We're janitors. - There's a difference? 83 00:05:04,542 --> 00:05:06,760 We were just starting to like you. 84 00:05:07,169 --> 00:05:09,174 - Had enough? - I'm just getting started. 85 00:05:09,338 --> 00:05:11,343 What was your stumbling block, being nice? 86 00:05:11,507 --> 00:05:14,556 Look, I admire your idealism, but my guess is... 87 00:05:14,718 --> 00:05:18,811 ...that you will be crying uncle before that board ever goes up. 88 00:05:18,973 --> 00:05:20,812 Game on, baby. 89 00:05:26,897 --> 00:05:28,487 Come on. Come on. 90 00:05:32,653 --> 00:05:34,409 What? God. 91 00:05:35,948 --> 00:05:37,075 Nice try. 92 00:05:37,241 --> 00:05:39,163 This isn't over. 93 00:05:39,451 --> 00:05:41,338 Sandals! Sandals! 94 00:05:45,356 --> 00:05:49,413 Here we go. You wanted to get dirty. This is where it starts. 95 00:05:52,739 --> 00:05:54,376 Deputy Custodian Lapari... 96 00:05:54,532 --> 00:05:57,960 ...Annie Edison from Save Greendale Committee. How's your daughter's...? 97 00:05:58,119 --> 00:06:01,465 Sorry, this is a closed function. We don't discuss business at mixers. 98 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:04,552 - But your daughter, soccer... - Soccer. Yes. Thanks for coming. 99 00:06:05,752 --> 00:06:07,424 Get a load of that wood burnt sign. 100 00:06:08,796 --> 00:06:11,514 Did Mr. Whitney in Woodshop make that for you guys? 101 00:06:11,674 --> 00:06:13,560 Yes, that is a Whitney original. 102 00:06:13,718 --> 00:06:17,514 You know, I noticed that Whitney's bathroom has this amazing toilet. 103 00:06:17,805 --> 00:06:20,190 Flushes like a DC-10 turbine. 104 00:06:20,850 --> 00:06:22,855 Probably exceeds code. 105 00:06:23,352 --> 00:06:26,532 But what's wrong with a little friendship between departments? 106 00:06:26,939 --> 00:06:29,443 Now, how can our committee be your friend? 107 00:06:32,528 --> 00:06:35,032 - Bob? - Excuse me. 108 00:06:35,198 --> 00:06:38,460 Chief Custodian Bob Waite, Buzz Hickey, Annie Edison. 109 00:06:38,618 --> 00:06:42,046 Hickey and Edison, something in the job queue. 110 00:06:42,205 --> 00:06:44,969 - Bulletin board. - Yeah. We were hoping to get that up... 111 00:06:45,917 --> 00:06:47,589 - Let's take a walk. - Quite a spread. 112 00:06:47,752 --> 00:06:49,555 - I'm impressed. - It's election time. 113 00:06:49,712 --> 00:06:53,141 If I don't break out sausages, my ass goes in the grinder next January. 114 00:06:53,299 --> 00:06:55,684 Keeping my people happy. It's an uphill battle. 115 00:06:55,843 --> 00:06:57,599 For example, look at this. 116 00:06:58,971 --> 00:07:00,977 A lot of the websites we try and visit... 117 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:05,649 ...get blocked by this weird filter thing. Say I wanted to move a work order... 118 00:07:05,812 --> 00:07:08,908 ...for a bulletin board from the bottom of the queue to the top. 119 00:07:09,065 --> 00:07:10,536 Now, how can I do that... 120 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:14,239 ...when I'm dealing with this? 121 00:07:15,321 --> 00:07:16,828 They want their porn unblocked. 122 00:07:16,989 --> 00:07:19,707 - Then they'll give you your board. - That's what that was? 123 00:07:19,867 --> 00:07:23,213 How did you know? Did you investigate pornography when you were a cop? 124 00:07:23,371 --> 00:07:24,498 Something like that. 125 00:07:24,664 --> 00:07:26,835 - He wants a bribe. - Welcome to the labyrinth. 126 00:07:26,999 --> 00:07:30,677 Only there ain't no puppets or bisexual rock stars down here. 127 00:07:30,837 --> 00:07:33,387 So at the centre of it all, if you're lucky... 128 00:07:33,548 --> 00:07:37,012 ...a piece of cork and a few pins. So, what, is it worth it? 129 00:07:37,176 --> 00:07:40,724 Is that all a bulletin board is? A piece of cork? That's not what it is... 130 00:07:40,888 --> 00:07:43,937 ...to people that lose their pets, people that need rides... 131 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:47,197 ...people whose bad bands need bad bass players. 132 00:07:47,353 --> 00:07:50,616 To them, every pushpin has the power to change the future. 133 00:07:50,773 --> 00:07:53,454 So, yes, professor, it's worth it. 134 00:07:54,652 --> 00:07:56,704 I know a lady in the IT Department. 135 00:08:01,701 --> 00:08:05,047 I learned how to say this in sign language. 136 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:07,384 You're a fast learner. 137 00:08:08,332 --> 00:08:10,669 I learned how to say this in sign language. 138 00:08:12,545 --> 00:08:13,968 Don't forget I can read lips. 139 00:08:15,047 --> 00:08:17,516 I learned how to say this in sign language. 140 00:08:19,218 --> 00:08:23,525 Okay, I'll put some food on the tables, dim the lights, that's a midterm dance. 141 00:08:25,058 --> 00:08:28,735 I guess it could use a little something theme-wise. 142 00:08:28,895 --> 00:08:30,864 I have an idea. 143 00:08:34,901 --> 00:08:37,369 "Bear Down For Midterms." 144 00:08:38,738 --> 00:08:42,332 - What? - "Bear Down For Midterms." 145 00:08:42,492 --> 00:08:45,671 You can't just repeat it. You need to explain yourself. 146 00:08:46,454 --> 00:08:50,595 It's midterm time. People have to "bear down"... 147 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,553 ...study hard, get to work. 148 00:08:53,044 --> 00:08:55,927 It's "Bear Down For Midterms." 149 00:08:56,089 --> 00:08:57,928 Is there a dot I'm not connecting? 150 00:08:58,091 --> 00:09:00,559 It's a play on words. "Bear down" is an expression. 151 00:09:00,718 --> 00:09:02,688 I know the expression, Chang. 152 00:09:02,845 --> 00:09:05,693 "Fly on the wall" is an expression, but if I were to pitch: 153 00:09:05,848 --> 00:09:10,357 "Fly On The Wall For Midterms," you might ask, "What do you mean?" 154 00:09:13,272 --> 00:09:14,613 Chang? 155 00:09:15,441 --> 00:09:16,568 Are you crying? 156 00:09:16,984 --> 00:09:20,199 I understand I've been crazy in the past... 157 00:09:20,363 --> 00:09:23,709 ...but it doesn't make it less frustrating to be dismissed like this. 158 00:09:23,866 --> 00:09:26,203 I don't know if you guys see me as human anymore. 159 00:09:26,369 --> 00:09:30,082 I don't know if it's like a joke to you. Are all Asian men like a joke? 160 00:09:30,248 --> 00:09:31,291 - A racial thing? - No. 161 00:09:31,457 --> 00:09:34,305 - No. No. - I paid for my crimes. 162 00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:38,850 Underneath all the craziness, I am still a human, and I... 163 00:09:39,006 --> 00:09:41,475 I do wanna make a difference. 164 00:09:41,634 --> 00:09:45,775 And can you respect that? Please? 165 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:50,603 Chang, what can we do here? 166 00:09:51,144 --> 00:09:52,816 "Bear Down For Midterms." 167 00:09:52,979 --> 00:09:54,450 - Okay. - Okay, well... 168 00:09:54,605 --> 00:09:56,242 We'll put up some bear things? 169 00:09:56,399 --> 00:10:00,112 We'll bear down. For midterms. 170 00:10:00,278 --> 00:10:01,321 Okay. 171 00:10:01,487 --> 00:10:04,666 You want me to lift web restrictions solely for Custodial? 172 00:10:04,824 --> 00:10:09,000 They need to have full access so they can research custodian stuff. 173 00:10:09,162 --> 00:10:11,546 If the filter is mistakenly blocking a site... 174 00:10:11,706 --> 00:10:14,007 ...they just need to submit the URL and I can... 175 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,338 - Okay. What do you want? - Excuse me? 176 00:10:16,502 --> 00:10:19,136 Tell us what we can do, so that you can do this for us. 177 00:10:19,297 --> 00:10:22,346 Oh, cool. I didn't know it could work that way. 178 00:10:22,508 --> 00:10:24,311 I guess I could use decent parking. 179 00:10:24,469 --> 00:10:29,819 Right now they make me park in Annex B like a lunch lady. 180 00:10:29,974 --> 00:10:31,860 Our committee can talk to Parking. 181 00:10:32,018 --> 00:10:35,031 Let's be clear. I want everything to get through that blocker. 182 00:10:35,188 --> 00:10:39,031 - What do you mean everything? - Everything! 183 00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:41,371 Understood. 184 00:10:43,821 --> 00:10:46,158 I'm very happy right now. 185 00:10:46,324 --> 00:10:48,127 - So just, bears everywhere? - Yep. 186 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,960 And then we'll have some cakes, party hats. 187 00:10:52,121 --> 00:10:55,550 Birthday stuff. This is coming together better than I thought. 188 00:10:55,708 --> 00:10:57,844 I'm sorry, birthday stuff? 189 00:10:58,002 --> 00:10:59,723 - Yes, Duncan. - Okay, I'm sorry. 190 00:10:59,879 --> 00:11:01,718 Birthday stuff. 191 00:11:01,881 --> 00:11:05,843 Well, I've been sad to see that bulletin board down in the cafeteria for so long. 192 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,766 Always had a passion for bulletins. 193 00:11:07,929 --> 00:11:11,986 If parking for the IT guy puts that board back where it belongs... 194 00:11:12,141 --> 00:11:13,814 ...I won't stand in the way. 195 00:11:13,976 --> 00:11:16,028 You need, speaking as a fan of bulletins... 196 00:11:16,187 --> 00:11:18,773 ...to have the dean appoint someone to oversee them... 197 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:22,154 ...to make sure they stay organised and protected. I'll do it. 198 00:11:22,318 --> 00:11:25,912 - We could look into that. - Well, not to be that guy... 199 00:11:28,783 --> 00:11:31,203 ...but could you look into that before I do this? 200 00:11:31,369 --> 00:11:34,086 You wanna control all bulletin boards in the school. Why? 201 00:11:34,247 --> 00:11:36,548 You might wanna start talking turkey, Waldron... 202 00:11:36,707 --> 00:11:39,804 ...the Macy's Parade is almost over and Grandma's getting drunk. 203 00:11:39,961 --> 00:11:42,048 Know where my department's power comes from? 204 00:11:42,213 --> 00:11:43,969 - Parking spaces. - Wrong. 205 00:11:44,132 --> 00:11:46,717 There was plenty of space to park in dinosaur times... 206 00:11:46,884 --> 00:11:49,435 ...but not one single Parking Department. 207 00:11:49,595 --> 00:11:51,766 My power comes from a scarcity of parking... 208 00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:54,517 ...just like your dad's comes from a lack of hugs. 209 00:11:54,684 --> 00:11:57,448 And you know what takes my power away? Carpools. 210 00:11:57,603 --> 00:12:00,403 Carpools organised through rideshares. 211 00:12:00,565 --> 00:12:03,697 Rideshares posted on bulletin boards, you son of... 212 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:06,328 Take the books off your head, we're done posturing. 213 00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:08,955 You want me to talk turkey, well, gobble, gobble... 214 00:12:09,115 --> 00:12:10,669 ...I want rideshares gone. 215 00:12:10,825 --> 00:12:13,162 - Let's get out of here. - All right. 216 00:12:13,327 --> 00:12:14,964 - What? - I'll talk to the dean. 217 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,759 So you don't even know what Ewoks sound like? 218 00:12:22,503 --> 00:12:27,308 The subtitles describe it as "yip-chaa." 219 00:12:27,508 --> 00:12:29,478 That's actually pretty close. 220 00:12:29,635 --> 00:12:32,684 I must say, I don't know what we did, but we sure did it. 221 00:12:32,847 --> 00:12:35,564 I guess the key to dance decoration is just pick an idea. 222 00:12:35,725 --> 00:12:38,228 And bear down. Right, buddy? 223 00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:41,491 Here are your sodas. Oh, my God. 224 00:12:41,647 --> 00:12:43,735 - Yeah. Pretty great. - Yeah. Bear down, baby. 225 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,620 Too soon, you guys. 226 00:12:45,777 --> 00:12:47,117 This is way too soon. 227 00:12:47,278 --> 00:12:49,117 - Too soon for what? - Too soon for this. 228 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,870 After this morning in Wisconsin? 229 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,874 Bear breaks loose at kid's party, mauls a bunch of people. 230 00:12:55,036 --> 00:13:00,125 Why am I explaining this when this is obviously a ghoulish reference to it? 231 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:02,462 The news has been covering it all morning! 232 00:13:06,547 --> 00:13:08,434 That's where I got the idea. 233 00:13:08,591 --> 00:13:11,095 Sometimes you hear something, forget you heard it... 234 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:14,475 ...but you think you came up with... Oh, man, this is bad. 235 00:13:15,223 --> 00:13:17,109 We're in crisis mode now. 236 00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:19,651 We really messed up, you guys. 237 00:13:20,728 --> 00:13:23,528 "An Office of Bulletin Board Oversight." 238 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:26,537 What a novel idea. I'm gonna fill out this form right away. 239 00:13:26,859 --> 00:13:28,864 But first, a toast... 240 00:13:29,028 --> 00:13:30,618 ...to hanging a bulletin board. 241 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:33,628 Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. 242 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:39,128 First time toasting? Get in here, buddy. Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. 243 00:13:39,288 --> 00:13:40,380 I'm not saying that. 244 00:13:41,374 --> 00:13:44,588 Oh, well, I hate to be that guy... 245 00:13:44,752 --> 00:13:48,596 ...but I'm not signing this form until Professor Hickey says: 246 00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:50,726 "Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy." 247 00:13:50,883 --> 00:13:53,220 Damn it, Annie. Don't do this. 248 00:13:53,386 --> 00:13:55,308 Whatever you've got in your butt... 249 00:13:55,471 --> 00:13:56,943 ...can we get it out later? 250 00:13:57,098 --> 00:13:59,317 When, after he signs it? After it's too late? 251 00:13:59,475 --> 00:14:02,061 - Annie? - You petty old man. 252 00:14:02,228 --> 00:14:05,158 When we started, I thought you'd get a taste of the system... 253 00:14:05,314 --> 00:14:07,900 ...and spit it out, not open a bottling plant. 254 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:11,780 - You're just like all the people that... - What? The people that put you here? 255 00:14:11,946 --> 00:14:15,374 The people in the big machine that made you fail? 256 00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:18,214 You went from being a cop to teaching criminology... 257 00:14:18,369 --> 00:14:19,923 ...because of the system, right? 258 00:14:20,079 --> 00:14:23,626 Unfortunately for Greendale, you have to prove it by getting nothing done. 259 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,132 Here's a bulletin for you: 260 00:14:25,293 --> 00:14:29,516 Annie Edison doesn't get nothing done. 261 00:14:29,672 --> 00:14:31,345 Where should I put that bulletin? 262 00:14:31,507 --> 00:14:34,687 On a sham piece of cork controlled by a Parking guy... 263 00:14:34,844 --> 00:14:37,608 ...that lights his cigars on student rideshares? 264 00:14:38,806 --> 00:14:41,108 My God, Annie. 265 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,153 What kind of labyrinth have you created? 266 00:14:43,311 --> 00:14:46,408 Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars. 267 00:14:46,564 --> 00:14:49,779 You whored yourself out, kid. You wanted that board so bad... 268 00:14:49,942 --> 00:14:52,030 ...you made every board on campus worthless. 269 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:55,493 And in doing so, made the school just a shade dirtier. 270 00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:59,538 I thought better of you, young lady. 271 00:15:00,745 --> 00:15:03,213 Oh, man, this got Sorkin-y. 272 00:15:03,372 --> 00:15:06,220 Yeah, well, I didn't think anything in particular of you... 273 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,712 ...and now I see why! 274 00:15:09,796 --> 00:15:15,146 Okay, I didn't follow most of that, but it feels like I ought to do this: 275 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,160 Oh, hey, Annie. 276 00:15:26,611 --> 00:15:27,654 What do you think? 277 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:29,956 "Fat Dog For Midterms"? 278 00:15:30,114 --> 00:15:31,325 - Yeah. - Pretty cool. 279 00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:33,578 - I don't understand. - That's an expression. 280 00:15:33,743 --> 00:15:36,840 "Fat Dog For Midterms." Like, "Don't sweat it. Fat dog it. 281 00:15:36,996 --> 00:15:40,709 - Hang out, relax, like a fat dog." - Look it up on Wikipedia. 282 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,761 - There's an entry in there. - Yep. 283 00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:46,098 I never... Okay, I just... 284 00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,592 - I feel like I'm missing... - You know, Annie... 285 00:15:49,675 --> 00:15:53,686 ...sometimes it feels like you don't take us seriously. 286 00:15:53,846 --> 00:15:56,860 We bring it on ourselves, but it's still pretty frustrating. 287 00:15:57,016 --> 00:15:59,353 - Annie, is this a race thing? - Race. 288 00:15:59,518 --> 00:16:01,606 No! God, no. 289 00:16:01,771 --> 00:16:04,868 You guys. I accept that it's an expression. 290 00:16:05,024 --> 00:16:06,578 But I don't see the connection... 291 00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:09,119 You're over-thinking, Annie. It's decorating. 292 00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:12,042 Just pick an idea and bear down on it. 293 00:16:12,198 --> 00:16:14,452 Really poor choice of words, Ben. Too soon. 294 00:16:14,617 --> 00:16:16,836 You guys are right. I'm sorry. 295 00:16:16,994 --> 00:16:22,712 I've had a really hard day. I need to just fat dog this concept. 296 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,631 - Fat dog. - Fat dog it, baby. 297 00:16:24,794 --> 00:16:27,297 - Right. - This will be perfect. 298 00:16:30,591 --> 00:16:32,727 This has been a great day. 299 00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:34,607 Yes. 300 00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:42,564 But sometimes, great days can turn ugly. 301 00:16:42,728 --> 00:16:47,734 Like when Queen Stevarios massacres the entire Vogadash family... 302 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:50,404 ...at Lord Brince's funeral... 303 00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:53,417 ...in Bloodlines of Conquest. 304 00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:59,459 That's how the last book ends. 305 00:17:01,038 --> 00:17:02,082 Sugar. 306 00:17:02,248 --> 00:17:03,292 Thank you. 307 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:07,925 I'm sorry, Abed, but to the spoiler goes the victory. 308 00:17:08,087 --> 00:17:09,214 But I really liked her. 309 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,432 She likes you too, but she also likes cash. 310 00:17:11,591 --> 00:17:13,311 I'm devastated. 311 00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,064 Now I feel bad. 312 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:18,724 But you learned a lesson... 313 00:17:18,889 --> 00:17:21,523 ...and I gave a differently-abled person a job. 314 00:17:23,561 --> 00:17:26,408 Oh, no. Now I really feel bad. Wait, no. Come back. 315 00:17:26,564 --> 00:17:29,245 Let's be fat dogs about this. 316 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:37,545 Hello. What happened to you? 317 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,120 - Nothing. You never called. - I'm sorry. 318 00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:43,627 The year of the gas leak, but I won't use that as an excuse. 319 00:17:43,789 --> 00:17:46,375 I can be inconsiderate and a lot of other things. 320 00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:49,931 Me too. I guess I could've put in some effort. 321 00:17:50,087 --> 00:17:55,438 - Do you want to go to lunch sometime? - No. I'd like to go to dinner. Now. 322 00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:56,887 I can do that. 323 00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:00,151 I started this coat check without permission anyway. 324 00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:12,886 Excuse me. Excuse me. 325 00:19:13,045 --> 00:19:14,801 Excuse me. Excuse me. 326 00:19:14,964 --> 00:19:16,886 Excuse me. 327 00:19:27,894 --> 00:19:29,317 No! 328 00:19:33,399 --> 00:19:36,080 - No! - All right, all right, enough! 329 00:19:41,407 --> 00:19:42,961 Let's go. 330 00:19:50,207 --> 00:19:52,378 - Thanks. - Thanks. 331 00:19:54,587 --> 00:19:56,010 Let's do it again. 332 00:19:56,172 --> 00:19:58,722 There's a brand-new dance Based on an old phrase 333 00:19:58,883 --> 00:20:00,853 It's called The Fat Dog And it will amaze 334 00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:03,354 You've heard this expression Your entire life 335 00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:05,565 It's not made up It's not made up 336 00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:08,024 There's a brand-new dance Based on an old phrase 337 00:20:08,184 --> 00:20:10,189 It's called The Fat Dog And it will amaze 338 00:20:10,353 --> 00:20:11,824 You've heard this expression... 339 00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:15,076 It's a bear dance! 340 00:20:24,108 --> 00:20:25,828 Damn it. 341 00:20:31,615 --> 00:20:33,870 You've reached Greendale Faculty Office Supply. 342 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:36,086 For pencils, pens, and markers, press one. 343 00:20:36,245 --> 00:20:38,215 For tape, glue, and adhesives, press two. 344 00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:41,385 For staples, paper clips, and fasteners, press three. 345 00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:43,179 For marigold, press four. 346 00:20:46,422 --> 00:20:48,842 Marigold. 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