1 00:00:01,133 --> 00:00:02,177 It's settled. 2 00:00:02,342 --> 00:00:05,272 Urinals in the women's restroom will be turned into planters. 3 00:00:05,429 --> 00:00:08,312 On to chores. We need some able bodies... 4 00:00:08,474 --> 00:00:10,479 ...to clear out a space in the storage room. 5 00:00:10,642 --> 00:00:11,816 - I'll do it. - Really? 6 00:00:11,977 --> 00:00:13,614 Annie goes from easy chores to hardest. 7 00:00:13,770 --> 00:00:14,814 That's true. 8 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:16,451 - I'll do it too. - Yeah, me too. 9 00:00:16,607 --> 00:00:19,287 - Okay, that concludes this meeting. - Oh, man. 10 00:00:19,443 --> 00:00:22,077 Nobody picks up on my patterns. What am I gonna say next? 11 00:00:22,237 --> 00:00:23,958 Graham cracker. You didn't know. 12 00:00:24,114 --> 00:00:27,293 Hey, it's the... couple. 13 00:00:27,451 --> 00:00:28,839 Rachel got Pile of Bullets. 14 00:00:28,994 --> 00:00:31,462 Interactive Old West-themed VCR game from the '90s. 15 00:00:31,622 --> 00:00:32,832 I found it at Goodwill. 16 00:00:32,998 --> 00:00:35,632 Between a Thighmaster and a Dick Tracy Burger King glass. 17 00:00:35,792 --> 00:00:37,595 - Happy anniversary. - Anniversary? 18 00:00:37,753 --> 00:00:40,683 - I guess I should learn your name, lady. - Oh, Rachel. 19 00:00:40,839 --> 00:00:43,520 Rachel. Nice to meet you, Rachel. You can go. 20 00:00:43,675 --> 00:00:45,266 Okay. 21 00:00:47,012 --> 00:00:49,693 - Anniversary? - Been dating for one of your months. 22 00:00:49,848 --> 00:00:52,352 Our relationship is 12 times more efficient, so a year. 23 00:00:52,518 --> 00:00:54,938 Sleep cycles are in sync, communicate with eyebrows. 24 00:00:55,103 --> 00:00:57,358 She knows my Netflix password. Jeff's password. 25 00:00:57,523 --> 00:00:59,195 - I'm changing that. - I changed it. 26 00:00:59,358 --> 00:01:00,401 - To what? - Nice try. 27 00:01:00,567 --> 00:01:02,454 Can Rachel come to our place to play this? 28 00:01:02,611 --> 00:01:05,375 - Can't afford to take her anywhere. - My brother's in town... 29 00:01:05,531 --> 00:01:06,788 ...and I'm broke too. 30 00:01:06,949 --> 00:01:08,621 I was gonna make him dinner tonight. 31 00:01:08,784 --> 00:01:11,370 Cool. Double date? Dinner and 1993 interactive VCR game? 32 00:01:11,537 --> 00:01:13,339 - What are you making? - Salmon. 33 00:01:14,039 --> 00:01:16,887 - Buttered noodles. - Buttered noodles are my favourite. 34 00:01:17,376 --> 00:01:21,386 Quick announcement for two of Greendale's finest. 35 00:01:21,547 --> 00:01:24,726 Payday is postponed until next week, so this... 36 00:01:26,135 --> 00:01:28,768 ...is my freestyle rap apology. 37 00:01:28,929 --> 00:01:31,349 Well, I'm a peanut bar And I'm here to say 38 00:01:31,515 --> 00:01:33,567 Your cheques will arrive On another day 39 00:01:33,725 --> 00:01:35,813 Another day, another dime Another dollar 40 00:01:35,978 --> 00:01:38,113 Another stuffed shirt With another white collar 41 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:40,074 Criminals, Wall Street Taking the pie 42 00:01:40,232 --> 00:01:42,569 And all the black man gets Is a plate of white lies 43 00:01:42,734 --> 00:01:44,905 Prisons recruiting them Police be shooting them 44 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:47,324 Rap artists looting them Labels all diluting them 45 00:01:47,489 --> 00:01:49,411 Barack Obama is scared of me 46 00:01:49,575 --> 00:01:52,255 'Cause I don't swallow knowledge And I spit it for free 47 00:01:52,411 --> 00:01:54,498 Let me clear my throat 48 00:01:55,581 --> 00:01:58,215 I don't know what that was, I don't. 49 00:01:58,917 --> 00:02:01,219 I don't know what that was. 50 00:02:40,459 --> 00:02:43,342 So nice to have the Edison kids under one roof again. 51 00:02:43,504 --> 00:02:45,591 Remember when we used to cut carrots for Mom? 52 00:02:45,756 --> 00:02:47,393 - Yes. - I need a soda. 53 00:02:47,549 --> 00:02:49,222 Oh, okay. 54 00:02:49,676 --> 00:02:51,847 One, two, three. 55 00:02:53,472 --> 00:02:54,646 Door's busted. 56 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:58,318 - Landlord's in jail and money's tight. - Yeah. 57 00:03:07,236 --> 00:03:08,577 Oh, my God. 58 00:03:08,737 --> 00:03:11,667 - Anthony, thank you. - Yeah. 59 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,994 Hey, Abed, a quick word? 60 00:03:16,995 --> 00:03:19,214 What would you think about my brother moving in? 61 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,923 - Do I just keep cutting carrots? - Yes, Anthony. 62 00:03:22,084 --> 00:03:25,346 - He has money. He's handy. - You're putting me on the spot. 63 00:03:25,504 --> 00:03:28,352 My concern would be he's a Viking, might only use our home... 64 00:03:28,507 --> 00:03:30,512 ...as a temporary base before moving inland. 65 00:03:30,676 --> 00:03:34,270 A good guy. We can't afford to keep splitting the rent. Have a better idea? 66 00:03:34,429 --> 00:03:35,983 - How about Rachel? - That a joke? 67 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:37,183 Is it cool if I poop? 68 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:41,027 No, Anthony. Just cut the carrots. You've been dating Rachel for a month. 69 00:03:41,186 --> 00:03:43,737 I don't think you heard his question. The answer is yes. 70 00:03:45,524 --> 00:03:47,825 We have been dating for the equivalent of a year. 71 00:03:47,985 --> 00:03:49,954 I've been hearing about that for two years. 72 00:03:50,112 --> 00:03:54,252 Can't microwave a relationship like a burrito. Ain't living with your girlfriend. 73 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:58,288 Ain't living with your "keep cutting carrots or ask if he can poop" brother. 74 00:03:58,453 --> 00:04:00,957 Rachel's on her way. I'd like to practise my smile. 75 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:05,218 I guess it was just air. 76 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:14,019 Why are we organising a storage room? 77 00:04:14,178 --> 00:04:17,061 - How is this not a janitor's job? - Can I ask you something? 78 00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:19,524 Why the hell do you have all those muscles... 79 00:04:19,683 --> 00:04:22,068 ...if you're gonna bitch about moving boxes? 80 00:04:22,227 --> 00:04:25,609 Is the air working in here? I'm sweating like a Catholic on Judgement Day. 81 00:04:25,772 --> 00:04:29,652 - A little Protestant humour. Got more. - Oh, can't wait. 82 00:04:31,403 --> 00:04:32,447 Nothing. 83 00:04:32,738 --> 00:04:35,835 Wait. There's something in there blocking the vent. 84 00:04:36,158 --> 00:04:37,202 You gonna open it? 85 00:04:37,367 --> 00:04:40,915 You realise nothing good has ever been found in a vent, right? It's a vent. 86 00:04:55,511 --> 00:04:58,559 "Intro to Chemistry." Third edition. 87 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,437 Mint. Two hundred dollars retail... 88 00:05:04,603 --> 00:05:07,866 - ...160 on the street. - Why are there books in an air duct? 89 00:05:08,023 --> 00:05:10,953 Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom? It's Greendale. 90 00:05:11,109 --> 00:05:12,949 - Must be stolen. - Have to tell the dean. 91 00:05:13,111 --> 00:05:14,404 Hold on. 92 00:05:14,571 --> 00:05:18,628 Let's just calm down and have a slow, pleasant chat... 93 00:05:18,784 --> 00:05:20,041 ...about possibilities. 94 00:05:20,202 --> 00:05:23,381 - What kind? - All kinds. Anything is possible. 95 00:05:23,539 --> 00:05:25,129 We might one day have hover cars. 96 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:29,466 Kale might be poisonous. And we might not have to get the dean involved here. 97 00:05:29,628 --> 00:05:31,716 - Jeffrey, these are stolen. - From who? 98 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,601 By who? How long ago? 99 00:05:33,757 --> 00:05:36,723 It's "from whom," "by whom." But he nailed the third question. 100 00:05:36,885 --> 00:05:40,433 Look, we are the committee that deals with Greendale's problems. 101 00:05:40,597 --> 00:05:43,480 You see anything on our list about a pile of missing books... 102 00:05:43,642 --> 00:05:45,481 ...worth more than the school they're in? 103 00:05:45,644 --> 00:05:48,907 One thing's for sure. If we hand these over, they'll really go missing. 104 00:05:49,064 --> 00:05:51,698 Think that money's gonna be used to cut our pay cheques... 105 00:05:51,859 --> 00:05:54,492 ...or to make another rapping peanut costume? 106 00:05:54,653 --> 00:05:57,157 - I can't believe what I'm hearing. - Wanna go to heaven? 107 00:05:57,322 --> 00:05:59,624 - Walk away, more for us. - I'm an accomplice now. 108 00:05:59,783 --> 00:06:01,835 I'll only get into heaven by turning you in. 109 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:04,841 But what about your restaurant? What about your kids? 110 00:06:05,831 --> 00:06:09,177 Ms. Bennett, when God talks to you, what language does he use? 111 00:06:09,334 --> 00:06:12,383 Because in my experience, when he thinks you deserve something... 112 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,847 ...he drops it on you like a ton of bricks. 113 00:06:20,637 --> 00:06:25,941 All right. But if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this clean and safe. 114 00:06:26,101 --> 00:06:28,023 We're gonna move these to my restaurant... 115 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:30,274 ...sit on them until we know they're cold. 116 00:06:30,439 --> 00:06:33,536 Price them through a third party and unload them in a single score. 117 00:06:33,692 --> 00:06:36,705 None of that nickel-and-dime crap. I don't wanna leave a trail. 118 00:06:36,862 --> 00:06:38,203 - Yeah, great. - Yeah, great. 119 00:06:38,363 --> 00:06:41,211 - Wonderful. - Okay. Let's count these babies up. 120 00:06:41,366 --> 00:06:42,458 Yeah, great. 121 00:06:42,951 --> 00:06:44,541 When we were kids... 122 00:06:44,703 --> 00:06:46,839 ...Anthony and I would play Time Machine. 123 00:06:46,997 --> 00:06:50,046 We would go, "Oh, no. We're in barbarian times. 124 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:52,712 Quick. Back to the time machine." 125 00:06:52,878 --> 00:06:57,054 And then we would run back to the time machine. 126 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:00,057 It's true. 127 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:03,018 That's why Abed is like a brother to me. You guys are alike. 128 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:05,019 I can't accept that based on one story. 129 00:07:05,182 --> 00:07:08,065 Rachel, did you tell Annie about your Waterpik? 130 00:07:08,727 --> 00:07:11,741 I suppose now is as good a time as any. 131 00:07:11,897 --> 00:07:13,238 I own a Waterpik. 132 00:07:13,398 --> 00:07:16,163 Annie has one too. You guys care for your teeth same amount. 133 00:07:16,318 --> 00:07:18,038 Share a bathroom, it'd go smoothly. 134 00:07:18,195 --> 00:07:21,410 - Anthony could fix our cabinets. - Rachel used to mop floors at Kmart. 135 00:07:21,573 --> 00:07:24,207 This a real conversation or are we bugged by the feds? 136 00:07:24,368 --> 00:07:25,578 Abed. 137 00:07:26,578 --> 00:07:28,168 Sidebar. 138 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:33,421 What do you think happens after you die? 139 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,259 - I don't know. - You're lucky. 140 00:07:39,424 --> 00:07:42,105 - Stop trying to sell me on Rachel. - Stop pitching Anthony. 141 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:45,274 - You're like ice cream cake. Overkill. - We need a roommate. 142 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:46,558 - I vote Rachel. - Anthony. 143 00:07:46,723 --> 00:07:48,859 - Flip a coin? - Coins create parallel timelines. 144 00:07:49,017 --> 00:07:51,735 - Rock, Paper, Scissors? - That's a nine-sided coin. 145 00:07:52,771 --> 00:07:54,194 What about Pile of Bullets? 146 00:07:54,356 --> 00:07:55,946 You wanna decide on a roommate... 147 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:59,785 ...with a 1993 Old West-themed VCR game? 148 00:08:00,529 --> 00:08:03,792 Rachel or I win, Rachel moves in. You or Anthony win, I'll surrender... 149 00:08:03,949 --> 00:08:07,662 - ...count down days until he eats me. - All right, it's settled. 150 00:08:09,496 --> 00:08:12,260 - Is this working? - It's a handshake in progress. 151 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:14,547 Who wants to play Pile of Bullets? 152 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:15,801 - Not me. - You have to. 153 00:08:15,961 --> 00:08:18,049 - We don't have to. - Not okay. We do have to. 154 00:08:18,213 --> 00:08:19,554 One day we'll tell you why. 155 00:08:19,715 --> 00:08:21,720 For now, let's simply retire to the TV area. 156 00:08:21,884 --> 00:08:24,470 For the highest stakes 1993 interactive VCR game... 157 00:08:24,636 --> 00:08:26,891 ...of your entire young adult lives. 158 00:08:31,268 --> 00:08:33,154 Okay, let's see what you got. 159 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,407 Yeah. Okay. 160 00:08:43,572 --> 00:08:45,162 I know somebody that knows people. 161 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:48,207 I can get you a price per book, find a buyer and make a deal. 162 00:08:48,368 --> 00:08:50,255 - For half. - That's ridiculous. 163 00:08:50,412 --> 00:08:52,168 I'm assuming more than half the risk. 164 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:53,921 - Half is fair. - Not really. 165 00:08:54,082 --> 00:08:56,633 Because they're ours, all 100 percent of them. 166 00:08:56,793 --> 00:08:59,095 Giving you half is not fair, it's silly. 167 00:08:59,254 --> 00:09:01,509 Okay, good luck. You wanna re-blindfold me? 168 00:09:01,673 --> 00:09:03,761 I know we're in E-9 in the east wing. 169 00:09:03,926 --> 00:09:06,476 I know that because it smells like weed. 170 00:09:06,637 --> 00:09:08,190 Not my weed. 171 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:11,146 Look, I'm willing to give her half. 172 00:09:11,308 --> 00:09:13,776 - You can have half of Jeff's share. - Not what I meant. 173 00:09:13,936 --> 00:09:15,775 You're offering her half of the total. 174 00:09:15,938 --> 00:09:18,655 Either half of all of our money or half of your share. 175 00:09:18,816 --> 00:09:20,821 Either way, you walk with about 16 percent. 176 00:09:20,984 --> 00:09:22,112 - Not fair. - Damn right. 177 00:09:22,277 --> 00:09:24,532 Here's what is: 25 percent for each of us. 178 00:09:24,696 --> 00:09:26,037 Take it or leave it, Britta. 179 00:09:26,615 --> 00:09:28,702 Legalize it 180 00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:30,374 Don't Chang... 181 00:09:31,995 --> 00:09:33,585 Hey, guys. 182 00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:37,877 Hey. 183 00:09:38,043 --> 00:09:41,222 Look, if something sketchy is happening, I don't care. 184 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,883 So I'm just gonna back out... 185 00:09:44,049 --> 00:09:46,350 - ...of the room now and... - He can't leave. 186 00:09:46,802 --> 00:09:47,846 No! No! 187 00:09:48,011 --> 00:09:51,060 I didn't see anything. I did not see anything. 188 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:54,071 - Britta, find some rope. - I've got rope. 189 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:56,729 "Each player starts with six bullet tokens... 190 00:09:56,895 --> 00:10:00,906 ...10 gold certificates, and a colour-coded posse token." 191 00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:02,407 There's two types of tokens? 192 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:04,074 I'm sure we'll figure it out. 193 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:06,448 Howdy. 194 00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:08,915 You look like a real group of gunslingers. 195 00:10:09,074 --> 00:10:13,001 Everyone in town's mighty scared what with all the gold and the outlaws. 196 00:10:13,162 --> 00:10:16,923 - Only one of us can make it out alive. - Are we robbing the town? 197 00:10:17,082 --> 00:10:20,131 By now, you should have your bullets, your gold... 198 00:10:20,294 --> 00:10:22,595 ...and two Wild West tokens each. 199 00:10:22,754 --> 00:10:24,676 Hang on to those tokens no matter what. 200 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,679 - There's two kinds of tokens. - Two each? 201 00:10:26,842 --> 00:10:29,227 Now, when you hear the word "draw"... 202 00:10:29,386 --> 00:10:31,854 ...or see a square with a colour or number matching... 203 00:10:32,014 --> 00:10:35,775 ...one of you or your opponent's cards, the first one of you to say "bang"... 204 00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:39,945 ...wins the challenged player's token and the amount of their bid in gold. 205 00:10:40,105 --> 00:10:41,861 - What's going on? - Ready? 206 00:10:42,024 --> 00:10:43,115 - Yes? - I'm not. 207 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:54,964 - We supposed to be bidding? - Draw! 208 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,374 - I bid. - Rattler. 209 00:10:57,539 --> 00:10:58,631 - Bang five. - Bang? 210 00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,129 - Bang-bang five. - Not bad. 211 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:05,307 Collect your tokens and let's get on to the next round. 212 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,801 - What you doing? - He said, "collect your tokens." 213 00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:11,146 - He can't see you. - Didn't Abed shoot whoever's five? 214 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:12,810 Draw! 215 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:16,437 Odd-numbered players, give up two cards! Draw! 216 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,190 We have numbers? 217 00:11:18,352 --> 00:11:20,820 Okay. Okay, I don't think we're doing this right. 218 00:11:20,979 --> 00:11:22,949 Sure this is a game and not some art film? 219 00:11:23,106 --> 00:11:24,827 - What do we do? - Rewind, start over. 220 00:11:24,983 --> 00:11:26,823 Okay, I'll allow it. 221 00:11:26,985 --> 00:11:29,405 No, it's okay. We gave it our best shot, no? 222 00:11:29,571 --> 00:11:31,826 I'm sorry, Rachel, is this your home? 223 00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:33,331 Oh, God, no, I'm sorry. 224 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:35,663 - We're playing. - But it doesn't make any sense. 225 00:11:35,953 --> 00:11:39,050 - Sounds like Anthony wants to forfeit. - He doesn't. Don't forfeit. 226 00:11:39,206 --> 00:11:40,713 Rachel, we can do this. 227 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,844 - Just focus, okay? - Okay. 228 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:44,628 Okay. 229 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:48,141 - Howdy. - Howdy. 230 00:11:49,258 --> 00:11:52,188 I love textbooks. That's why I stole these. 231 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,851 - All right, knock it off. - What? 232 00:11:54,012 --> 00:11:58,521 You gotta make it sound believable or you're not getting out of here. 233 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,649 - I'm trying. - Try harder. Go. 234 00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:06,111 I love textbooks. 235 00:12:06,275 --> 00:12:07,485 That's why I stole them. 236 00:12:09,236 --> 00:12:11,206 Look at this one. 237 00:12:12,489 --> 00:12:14,541 Stolen textbooks are the best kind. 238 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:18,792 I stole all these books and put them in this room so I could come kiss them. 239 00:12:18,954 --> 00:12:20,544 That's all, thank you. 240 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:23,505 Please, I'm on parole. 241 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:27,179 Exactly. So keep your mouth shut or we'll send this file to everybody. 242 00:12:27,337 --> 00:12:32,308 - What do you mean "everybody"? - Everybody. 243 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:35,941 - I can't do this anymore. - What? 244 00:12:36,096 --> 00:12:40,319 I'm out. It's too far, it's too evil. 245 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,398 Look, you guys can split the money. 246 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,068 I'm just gonna leave quietly. 247 00:12:44,229 --> 00:12:45,653 Goodbye. 248 00:12:51,195 --> 00:12:53,413 - What the hell? What the hell? - Yeah? 249 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,411 I can't let you leave until we're done. 250 00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:58,077 This is not what God wants you to be doing today. 251 00:12:58,243 --> 00:13:01,755 We had our chance to think about that. He dropped this like a ton of bricks. 252 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,966 - Right, Hickey? - Oh, yeah, definitely. 253 00:13:04,124 --> 00:13:06,260 Not to say that this isn't getting insane. 254 00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:10,423 Blackhat Bill sure ain't the forgiving type. 255 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,392 - You! Green player! - Yes, partner? 256 00:13:12,549 --> 00:13:14,601 - You can do better than that. - Yes, partner. 257 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:18,272 - Pick a player that you wanna draw. - I choose Anthony. Draw a card. 258 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,438 Keep this for when you're in quick draw. 259 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,191 - Rachel, your turn. - What do I do? 260 00:13:24,353 --> 00:13:25,444 You roll. Here. 261 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,823 - There. My turn. - Stop. Snake bite. Lose a turn. 262 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,025 Anti-venom. 263 00:13:29,191 --> 00:13:30,698 - I'll take two. - Draw! 264 00:13:30,859 --> 00:13:32,449 - I bid five bullets. Eleven. - Six. 265 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:33,785 Pass. Reverse. 266 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:34,989 Hold it! 267 00:13:35,155 --> 00:13:37,243 Did you remember to say "yee-haw"? 268 00:13:37,407 --> 00:13:39,911 Anyone that didn't loses a turn. 269 00:13:40,077 --> 00:13:41,797 Collect your coins. 270 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:44,801 I'll trade you two snakes for a bullet. Just say yes. 271 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,377 - I don't wanna die. - Stop her, Rachel, stop her. 272 00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:48,966 No. Bid five. 273 00:13:49,127 --> 00:13:51,180 - Tornado! - Tornado! 274 00:13:51,338 --> 00:13:52,382 Nine, tornado. 275 00:13:52,548 --> 00:13:53,722 - Pass. Seven. - Reverse. 276 00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:54,926 - Two tornado. - Pass. 277 00:13:55,092 --> 00:13:56,645 - Double. - Draw! 278 00:13:58,887 --> 00:14:00,809 - Come on. You son of a bitch. - Come on. 279 00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:03,980 - Come on, come on. - Come on, come on. 280 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,317 Come on. 281 00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:09,985 If one of you rolled your bullet number... 282 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,620 ...you're the winner. 283 00:14:11,775 --> 00:14:15,536 Fast-forward to the red screen to get your gold. 284 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:19,120 Well, more food for the buzzards. 285 00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:20,624 Looks like modern times... 286 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,464 ...have come after all. 287 00:14:24,621 --> 00:14:25,665 See you in the city. 288 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,255 I wanna go home. 289 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:28,969 - Me too. - We have to play again. 290 00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:31,843 Abed, I think you're having one of your special times. 291 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,507 - I'm gonna give you space. - Want you to move in here. 292 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:37,354 But that's not resolved. Anthony might move in, so... 293 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:41,103 - We want one of you to live with us. - Settling it with Pile of Bullets. 294 00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:43,149 That is not an explanation... 295 00:14:43,307 --> 00:14:45,691 ...that should make anybody want to live here. 296 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,492 I don't like this side of you... 297 00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:53,365 ...and I do not like that side of VCR technology. 298 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,696 I am glad that it's a dead medium. 299 00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,866 That was very uncomfortable. 300 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,165 I don't really know how girlfriends work... 301 00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:08,093 ...but I don't think you have one anymore. 302 00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:18,680 Okay, cool. See you there. I'm meeting my guy in an hour. 303 00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:21,560 He wants to see a sample, set a price then do the exchange. 304 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:24,735 Oh, brother. Britta doesn't know how much she's getting... 305 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:28,733 ...from this guy none of us will ever see again. She knows one thing for sure. 306 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:31,575 She'll be right back with it so you can divvy it up... 307 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,866 ...even stephen. 308 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:40,408 Man, that's rich. What's supposed to stop her from robbing you guys blind? 309 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,502 - What are you gonna do, call the cops? - I'll go with her. 310 00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:46,672 - Oh, yeah. Good plan. - Leave Hickey, two of you do the deal. 311 00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:49,759 Yeah, what the hell? When did I volunteer for Guantanamo duty... 312 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,920 ...while you two traipse off... 313 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:54,303 ...to the Cuban equivalent of Las Vegas? 314 00:15:54,461 --> 00:15:55,754 Havana, right? 315 00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:58,056 Don't listen to Jeff. He's trying to divide us. 316 00:15:58,215 --> 00:16:01,596 Says the woman who's willing to take care of the cash by herself. 317 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,350 As if you're Mr. Trustworthy. 318 00:16:03,512 --> 00:16:05,683 Why do you have so much access to rope? 319 00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:08,778 You're the one who left the door unlocked so Chang could get in. 320 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:12,066 - You didn't do that on purpose? - Guys. Guys. 321 00:16:12,229 --> 00:16:14,946 Calm down. I'm sure we can work this out. 322 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:18,453 We just need to stay cool and talk it through. 323 00:16:19,069 --> 00:16:20,113 I'm sorry. 324 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:23,292 That didn't work out the way I planned. 325 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,249 I'm sorry. But you didn't leave me any choice. 326 00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:29,624 You were acting poorly, I didn't know if I could trust you anymore. 327 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,758 You dragged me into this. 328 00:16:31,915 --> 00:16:33,837 I didn't want this. 329 00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:41,642 - You're packing? - Yeah. 330 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,556 - You're leaving? - Yeah. 331 00:16:43,719 --> 00:16:45,060 Because of last night? 332 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,806 Yeah. I just think there's some unresolved issues here. 333 00:16:48,599 --> 00:16:49,940 You're right. 334 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:53,197 I'm still really hurt by Mom turning her back on me... 335 00:16:53,353 --> 00:16:55,156 ...when I went to rehab. 336 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:58,161 And I guess part of me was mad at you... 337 00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,658 ...for siding with her... 338 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:03,828 ...so I thought you moving in here was some kind of moral victory. 339 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:08,165 What? No. Unresolved issues involving the black guy in all these photographs. 340 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,332 - Troy? - Hey, I don't know his name, man. 341 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,081 I just know he's clearly left some kind of vacuum. 342 00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,676 And screw you. What did I have to do with Mom? 343 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,674 I was 13. 344 00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:27,140 - Hey. - Hi. I'm here to do my third-act apology. 345 00:17:27,304 --> 00:17:29,190 - I don't think... - Wait. Don't reject it... 346 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,269 ...until the whole thing's been served up. 347 00:17:33,268 --> 00:17:34,360 Open your locker please. 348 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:44,202 Hey. 349 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,202 - Hey. - I wanna tell you something. 350 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:47,408 This is adorable. 351 00:17:47,574 --> 00:17:50,255 Just because it's adorable doesn't mean it's not important. 352 00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:53,625 Listen. I've been accelerating our relationship. 353 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:56,339 I've been worried I wouldn't pass a lot of the tests. 354 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,386 Because I thought if Annie was around... 355 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:02,007 - ...I'd have less chance of screwing up. - You're not screwing things up. 356 00:18:02,589 --> 00:18:04,310 That's good to know. 357 00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:07,563 The problem with me will always be that I can never know for sure. 358 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:11,516 Not a huge amount of people in my life that haven't eventually kicked me out... 359 00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:15,858 ...and I don't always see it coming. I don't want it to happen with you. 360 00:18:16,145 --> 00:18:18,399 Don't manipulate me, don't keep secrets from me... 361 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,900 ...and we'll probably be okay. 362 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:22,990 Cool. 363 00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:25,035 It stopped raining. 364 00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:28,709 Yeah, it sure did. 365 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:33,919 You hired a stunt person. 366 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,716 No, I did not. 367 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,591 Where'd you get these? 368 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,922 They were an inheritance from my father. 369 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,260 He was a collector. 370 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,012 - How many? - A hundred and twenty. 371 00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:49,929 - Well, for the whole bunch, maybe 20. - Thousand? 372 00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,222 - Dollars. - $20,000? 373 00:18:51,388 --> 00:18:53,524 Twenty non-thousand dollars. Regular dollars. 374 00:18:53,682 --> 00:18:58,606 Might get that from a recycling place. These are misprints. Check page 105. 375 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,906 Well, I can't because there's no page numbers. 376 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:02,994 Well, that would be a problem. 377 00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:06,033 You know, "Class, turn to page..." "There is no page." 378 00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:09,374 "Oh, well, if there's no page number, you can't turn to it, so..." 379 00:19:09,531 --> 00:19:12,035 I have better things to do with my life. 380 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:28,805 Though we haven't been saying it... 381 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:32,313 ...Troy was an important part of our apartment. He kept the peace. 382 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,061 Yeah. 383 00:19:34,223 --> 00:19:36,643 Going a little crazy without him. 384 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,312 Maybe we need to live with a therapist. 385 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,448 Or at least someone crazier than us. 386 00:19:49,738 --> 00:19:52,752 - Let's give Craigslist another try. - Craigslist is the way to go. 387 00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,662 You guys all wearing the same clothes from yesterday? 388 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,331 - We've been through some stuff. - We learned something. 389 00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,671 No, we didn't. 390 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,002 We learned that sometimes there's no lesson. 391 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,468 - How's that learning? - We played Pile of Bullets. 392 00:20:04,628 --> 00:20:07,048 - Get this meeting over with? - How'd the cleanup go? 393 00:20:07,214 --> 00:20:09,136 Don't step, don't step to me 394 00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:12,182 I like coffee and water Don't step to me 395 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,732 Damn it, I lost it. 396 00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:15,524 I lost it! 397 00:20:19,059 --> 00:20:21,693 Okay. I will get back to you. Thanks. 398 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,360 - Who was that? - They want me... 399 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:26,701 ...for that Wild West videotape board game thing. 400 00:20:27,568 --> 00:20:30,118 - Pile of Bullets? - Yeah. 401 00:20:31,738 --> 00:20:35,701 Devon, you pick up that phone now and tell them you want this part. 402 00:20:36,118 --> 00:20:40,128 These VCR games is where everything is headed. 403 00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:45,093 Can't you see that? You just became the Luke Skywalker... 404 00:20:45,252 --> 00:20:46,675 ...of the new Star Wars. 405 00:20:46,837 --> 00:20:48,391 - We've gotta move. - We do? 406 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:52,141 Oh, yes, indeedy. We have got to move to Los Angeles. 407 00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:53,854 But I work here. 408 00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:56,810 Oh, please. You call Apple Computers work? 409 00:20:56,972 --> 00:20:59,309 What kind of company offers "stock options"... 410 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,230 ...as a Christmas bonus? 411 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:02,864 That ship is sinking. 412 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:08,076 Sweetie, remember when we were talking about trying cocaine? 413 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:09,407 Yeah. 414 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:12,831 I think we should start looking for some right now. 415 00:21:12,988 --> 00:21:15,752 Because we're gonna be able to afford it. 416 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,162 Okay. I mean, if you're sure. 417 00:21:18,327 --> 00:21:21,589 I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life. 418 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,834 Pile of Bullets. 419 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,210 Pile of Bullets. 420 00:21:26,627 --> 00:21:27,670 Oh, yes.