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* you won't admit you love me *
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* and so *
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* how am i ever *
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* to know *
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* you always tell me *
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* perhaps, perhaps, perhaps *
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* perhaps *
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* perhaps *
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* perhaps *
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So you're really
going to do it?
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Oh, yeah. This time.
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Did he say
what he wanted?
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Not a word.
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Maybe he's going
to propose.
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Do you think she knows
you're going to dump her?
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She ought to know by now.
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I've dumped her the last
four times i've seen her.
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So what goes wrong?
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We have sex.
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You have sex?
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She makes me.
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How?
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She suggests it.
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She suggests it?
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Exactly.
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Evil.
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You said you had
a fantastic time
last weekend.
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Maybe he's thinking,
you know...
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one swallow
doesn't make a summer.
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Last time i dumped her,
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We had amazing, fantastic,
borderline-Illegal sex.
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Now she thinks we're back on.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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I know. One swallow does not
make her my girlfriend.
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Maybe you should marry him.
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It's not like that.
It's very casual.
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It's really just sex
with a fringe of conversation.
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But what if he's
your last ever man?
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What if you've used up
your goes?
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Remember, every morning
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Your face has slipped
a little bit more.
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Since 30 i've had to put
a daily limit
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On facial expressions.
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I only ever smile
at single men,
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So i can justify
the loss of elasticity.
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Is this how your mind works
all the time?
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The only reason i work
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Is so i stop worrying
about my hair.
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And this
from my beautician.
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Which reminds me--
Facial, wednesday evening.
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Just don't count
every time you find a wrinkle.
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Do i do that out loud?
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You've got a running total
in my file.
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Sally, does it ever
occur to you
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That age brings wisdom
and greater confidence?
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Susan, age brings you
more to shave.
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So you dump her,
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And then she does
this suggesting thing?
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Yeah.
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I'll be just about to leave.
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I'll be thinking
that i am finally out.
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She just leans over,
looks me in the eyes,
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And goes,
"i'm wearing stockings."
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No!
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She's never
worn them before,
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Not once
in the entire relationship.
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I begged.
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Yeah, but, steve, you're
entitled to her stockings.
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Am i?
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Yes, you're still
in the zone.
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The what?
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The boyfriend zone.
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This is
the tailing-Off period.
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You've still got
a load of stuff at her flat.
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You might still have
a wedding to go to together.
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You're under joint headings
in your friends' address books.
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And that means i'm entitled
to see her underwear?
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If it comes up.
That's the rules of the zone.
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Good luck in there, steve.
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You're a strange
and disturbing man, jeff.
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Thank you.
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Steve, do you know what i call
this kind of woman?
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You know, the type
you can't get rid of?
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Is this going to be
really tasteless?
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Am i going to be ashamed
to be your friend?
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It's a technical term.
It's a harmless expression.
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All right. Hit me.
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Unflushable.
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Turn around, jeff.
Walk away.
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Because they keep
bobbing around.
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Go, jeff, go!
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Go.
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Don't look back. Go.
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Hi, patrick.
Hi, susan.
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Hi, steve.
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Jane.
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And my sister said no,
so i said yes.
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Then she said no again,
so i just said yes.
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But then she said no.
So i said yes, yes, yes.
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How does this story
end exactly?
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She said i had an answer
for everything.
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Right.
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And i just said, "yes!"
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Jane!
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Okay, listen to me, okay?
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I know i've tried
to say this before,
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And i know i never seem
to get anywhere,
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But this time, jane,
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I am going to put it
very, very simply.
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It's over between us.
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You want us to split up?
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Yes. Oh, yes, i do.
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I don't accept.
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What?
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I don't accept it.
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No, no, you can't
not accept it.
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I'm breaking up with you.
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Don't i get a say in it?
Of course you don't.
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If i don't get a say,
then i don't accept it.
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Anyway, then my sister
just looked at me
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And she said no, no, no.
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Mary kelly
does not fancy you.
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I can tell from the way
she acts around me
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She finds me attractive.
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Is there any form
of female behavior
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You don't interpret
as finding you attractive?
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It's never really come up.
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If you two are finished,
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I thought you wanted
to speak to me.
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Yeah. Yeah, i do.
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Could you give us a minute?
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Mary kelly thinks
you're a complete idiot.
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Why does she keep looking
at my arse when we're talking?
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She's lip-Reading.
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( Clears throat )
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We need to talk.
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Sure.
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About our relationship.
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( Sighs )
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I'm just starting to think
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It's all getting
a bit hot and heavy
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And we both need to back off
and cool down.
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You know, maybe we should
just both think about
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Where everything's going
and whether we're starting
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To commit more
than we intend to or...
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or want to.
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What relationship?
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And then my sister said,
"absolutely not,"
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So i said,
"absolutely yes."
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It doesn't matter
whether you accept it or not.
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It's over.
You're dumped.
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Look, um,
it's not you, okay?
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It's me.
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Then why am i the one
that's getting dumped?
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You should be the one
that gets dumped.
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Exactly, it's all my fault.
So dump me.
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No!
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What?
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We can work on your problems.
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I can't believe you!
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Well, i didn't mean
to hurt your feelings.
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I just never saw it
as a relationship as such.
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I just thought we were having
a bit of fun, a bit of sex.
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Well, yeah, i mean,
that's what i thought.
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I mean, that's pretty much
the way i see it.
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Well, there you are, then.
Yeah.
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I mean, it's not as if we're
being faithful or anything.
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Oops.
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You've got to
let me out, please.
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Look, why don't we
give it a year?
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Because if we
give it a year,
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I will end up
horribly murdering you
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And hacking up your body.
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Okay.
How long do you suggest?
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( Sighs )
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I'm so sorry.
I had no idea.
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It's fine.
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We were only seeing
each other once a week.
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That's not exactly
a sex life.
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You must have been doing
a lot of solo flights.
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No, i wasn't!
Oh, come on!
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I certainly was not.
I was saving it all up for you.
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No, really?
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Oops.
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Some relationships
are supposed to end.
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There are some relationships
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That the world
is better off without.
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Remember crippen?
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Here we go--
Bring up crippen again.
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You seem to forget
the crippens enjoyed
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Many happy years of marriage
before he murdered her.
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Please listen to me.
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They didn't just give up.
They worked at it.
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That's the real lesson
of the crippens.
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He killed her and was hanged
for her murder.
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Well, yes, eventually.
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Look, i'm not saying
it wasn't good.
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I'm just saying it didn't
seem like a week's worth.
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Oh, no,
don't look like that.
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Not everyone has
my level of sex drive.
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I mean, for a start,
you're a bloke--
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All right. All right.
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I wasn't going
to say anything,
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But actually i've been
seeing someone else, too.
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You've been cheating on me?
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What?
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Is this true,
patrick?
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But you were cheating on me.
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I wasn't cheating--
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I wasn't being faithful.
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You were being faithful,
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And that means
you were cheating.
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And i thought i knew you.
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Do you know
what i'm going do?
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I'm going
to walk out of here.
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And whether you
accept it or not,
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I am never going to speak
to you or see you again.
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That is it, over.
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Steve, we've just--
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Don't start
suggesting things
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Or telling me
what you're wearing.
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Or doing the thing
with your breasts.
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I'm going.
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I just wanted you
to know something.
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It's not going to work.
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I experienced a passionate
connection with you
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That i've never
encountered before.
Not listening.
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I've never known lovemaking
so electric.
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No, it's having no effect.
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Except perhaps once
with arthur.
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You know, the night
before he left for the gulf.
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There is no level
of cheap manipulation
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That will work, jane.
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And maybe a couple of times
with elizabeth.
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Hey, steve. Guess who?
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Listen, there's something
i forgot to tell you
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About the--Steve?
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Steve, are you all right?
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I was this close.
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Evil.
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Susan? Hey.
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Jeff, hi.
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You never told me
about elizabeth.
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Well, you know i've had
relationships with other women.
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No, you never told me that.
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Not once
in the entire relationship.
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I begged!
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Well, it's too late now.
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No! I'm still in the zone!
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This is patrick,
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And this is jeff,
who works in my office.
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Hi, right.
Good to meet you.
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So how do you
know susan, then?
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She just dumped him.
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Oh, great.
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Oh, sounds like my cue
for a loo break.
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Excuse me a sec.
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So, dumped
and still here, eh?
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So you're an unflushable.
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Oh! Oh!
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Um, isn't this the ladies'?
263
00:11:58,868 --> 00:12:04,234
Sorry. Just, um,
just washing my hands.
264
00:12:04,234 --> 00:12:08,234
Mm-Hmm.
And the money's for?
265
00:12:08,234 --> 00:12:11,200
You get these free
in the ladies'?
266
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,400
Apparently.
267
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,000
Yeah, um...
268
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,634
well, i think in terms
of humiliating myself
269
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,033
In front
of a complete stranger,
270
00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:21,901
This couldn't get much more
embarrassing, could it?
271
00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:25,033
So how are you
these days, steve?
272
00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:27,334
Great.
273
00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:29,834
We met at my office party.
274
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,601
Jeff invited you, i think.
275
00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:33,300
And you spent
the whole evening
276
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:36,100
Arguing with some woman
about crippen.
277
00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:40,200
Yeah, i was rather insulted.
278
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,834
I seem to remember i was trying
to chat you up at the time.
279
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:45,634
Oh.
280
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:49,167
So, have you seen
that woman recently?
281
00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:57,100
Define "recently."
282
00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:01,167
Okay, look, i'd better--
No, no, hang on.
283
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:06,767
Maybe we could, you know,
meet up sometime.
284
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:09,534
Well, yeah.
You know where i work.
285
00:13:09,534 --> 00:13:10,734
Jeff's got my number.
286
00:13:10,734 --> 00:13:13,367
Nothing to stop you
from calling me.
287
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:14,767
Great.
288
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:16,400
Great.
289
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:19,968
Where are you going?
290
00:13:19,968 --> 00:13:21,234
In there.
291
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,767
Why? What are you
going to do?
292
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:26,868
That's not a level of detail
most people look for.
293
00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:31,200
Sorry.
Um, still using it.
294
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,868
What?
295
00:13:32,868 --> 00:13:35,701
Haven't finished.
296
00:13:35,701 --> 00:13:36,901
I was on a break.
297
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:42,167
What, you popped out to wash
your hands during your--
298
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:43,467
Yes.
299
00:13:44,634 --> 00:13:46,367
It's been a tricky one.
300
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,767
Oh! Oh!
301
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,367
Look, look,
302
00:13:57,367 --> 00:14:00,033
I don't think this is
such a good idea anymore.
303
00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:03,467
Oh, you're just getting
all confused again.
304
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:07,534
I'll tell you what.
I'll take my clothes off.
305
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:10,501
No, no, no, no.
That's not going to work.
306
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,501
Whatever you might think,
whatever everybody might think,
307
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:15,801
It just so happens i'm not
completely--Shaved!
308
00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:17,601
I mean shallow!
309
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:25,534
Your friend steve--
Is he all right?
310
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:30,000
Yeah, yeah, he's having
a bit of trouble at the moment.
311
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,834
He's got an unflushable.
312
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:35,901
Oh. Oh, i see.
You mean he can't--
313
00:14:35,901 --> 00:14:38,234
No, no, not so much can't.
He won't.
314
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:40,734
He won't?
315
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:43,801
At the last minute
he gets all sentimental.
316
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,100
So, back on
your own again, eh?
317
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,133
Back out there.
318
00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:56,133
You're smiling at me.
319
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:58,901
I don't think
i've ever seen that.
320
00:14:58,901 --> 00:15:00,801
You're a single man now.
321
00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:04,033
You qualify for my elasticity.
322
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,968
Is that as good
as it sounds?
323
00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:12,734
( Moaning )
324
00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:18,467
Mayday! Mayday!
They're all over me!
325
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,234
How well do you know susan?
Are you close?
326
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:29,701
Close? I've got her cycle
in my organizer.
327
00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:32,467
Wait, are you thinking
of asking her out?
328
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:35,400
I've already, kind of.
Why, is it a problem?
329
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,267
What, have you and her,
you know?
330
00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:39,934
Oh, yeah, well, we gave it
a try, you know,
331
00:15:39,934 --> 00:15:41,734
But it was a long time ago.
332
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:44,434
Didn't really work out.
I think i made her nervous.
333
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:46,701
That's understandable.
334
00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:50,334
So you managed to finish
with jane, then?
335
00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:54,801
( Moaning )
336
00:15:54,801 --> 00:15:56,434
Define "finish."
337
00:15:56,434 --> 00:15:59,801
Oh, steve, have you
finished with jane?
338
00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:01,267
Are you out of the zone?
339
00:16:01,267 --> 00:16:04,133
If you ask susan out while
you are still seeing jane,
340
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:07,133
That could be
a problem later.
341
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:11,033
So, where were you
zone-Wise with jane
342
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,300
When you asked susan out?
343
00:16:14,534 --> 00:16:18,868
Well, you know,
pretty much...in there.
344
00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:21,367
Yeah, yeah,
but where exactly?
345
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:23,868
You know,
like middle, edge...
346
00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:25,234
during.
347
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,467
During?
348
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:29,701
During?
349
00:16:29,701 --> 00:16:31,667
It's not as bad
as it sounds.
350
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,467
I was in the toilet cubicle
with jane.
351
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:36,334
When i was nipping out to get
a condom, i asked out susan.
352
00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:41,300
The zone has a new king.
353
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:45,701
But you will rule alone.
354
00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:53,968
Jeff.
355
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:56,067
Hello.
356
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:59,634
That, uh, that steve guy--
357
00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:02,167
How well do you know him?
Are you close?
358
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:04,767
Close?
We're porn buddies.
359
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:07,033
Porn buddies?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
360
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:09,167
Is this code?
361
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,834
Were you two in prison
together or something?
362
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:15,067
No, no, no,
it's a safety precaution.
363
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,334
You know, like a scuba diver
dives with a buddy
364
00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:18,934
In case he runs out of air.
365
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:21,033
Okay, so are you telling me
366
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,701
That a porn buddy
stands by with oxygen?
367
00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:26,267
( Laughing )
no.
368
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:30,367
Um, many years ago
369
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:33,934
Steve and i
exchanged house keys.
370
00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:36,767
Are you sure
this isn't code?
It's not code.
371
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:40,601
In the event of steve's death,
the first thing i will do,
372
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,334
Upset though i will be,
373
00:17:43,334 --> 00:17:46,200
Is go straight to his house
and remove all the pornography
374
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,234
Before his parents
can find it.
375
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,334
You're kidding.
376
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,334
And he's pledged to do
the same for me.
377
00:17:51,334 --> 00:17:52,901
That's how close we are.
378
00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:54,934
You guys have
seriously made arrangements
379
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:56,501
To destroy your dirty mags?
380
00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:58,267
Who said destroy?
381
00:17:58,267 --> 00:17:59,667
Remove.
382
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:02,634
Yeah, but you wouldn't
keep them, would you?
383
00:18:02,634 --> 00:18:05,367
Well, it's a perk.
384
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:06,501
Oh, jeff.
385
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,467
That's the beauty of it,
you see.
386
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:12,367
Your best friend's dead,
but there's a bright side.
387
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:15,400
You're trying to put me
off him, aren't you?
388
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,400
No way.
389
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,267
Why would i do that?
390
00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,000
I know it was
a long time ago,
391
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,634
But, um, you and me?
392
00:18:23,634 --> 00:18:27,767
Yeah, well, that didn't
really work out, did it?
393
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:30,133
I'll never understand
why i made you so nervous.
394
00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:32,767
I've never seen anyone
look so terrified.
395
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:37,934
It's all in the past, that.
Please forget about it.
396
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:39,534
( Phone rings )
397
00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:40,934
Hello?
398
00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:43,133
Oh, talk of the devil.
Hi, steve.
399
00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:49,701
No,just talking about you
with jeff, your buddy.
400
00:18:49,701 --> 00:18:51,667
Um, tomorrow evening?
401
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,767
Tomorrow evening
would be fine, yes.
402
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,501
May have to be a bit later.
403
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,234
I'm supposed to be having
a facial.
404
00:18:57,234 --> 00:19:02,434
Okay, and then we can have
a good long chat about jeff.
405
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:10,534
( Phone rings )
406
00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:16,434
Hello, this is jane.
Sorry i'm not here.
407
00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:19,000
I'm out of the zone.
I am finally out.
408
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,667
( Beep )
409
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,067
Jane, hi, this is steve.
410
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:26,434
Um, look, there's something
i've been trying to say,
411
00:19:26,434 --> 00:19:30,367
And i think by now
you know what it is.
412
00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:32,701
So just listen.
413
00:19:32,701 --> 00:19:36,667
You are a beautiful, sexy,
highly intelligent woman,
414
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,667
And a man would
have to be insane
415
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:41,667
Not to want to spend
the rest of his life with you.
416
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:45,367
This message tape is now full.
Please hang up.
417
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:48,400
This tape message is now full.
Please hang up.
418
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:57,868
Jeff, i'm going on a date.
Why are you following me?
419
00:19:57,868 --> 00:20:00,400
I just think you might need
a few last-Minute pointers.
420
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,734
Jeff.
421
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:05,133
Um, here's a pointer
from me--
422
00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:07,734
This is dinner for two.
423
00:20:19,434 --> 00:20:21,534
Quality. Nice.
424
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:23,501
Susan's idea.
425
00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:25,334
She's going to be here
in an hour.
426
00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:27,667
Do you know the biggest
turnoff on a first date?
427
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:30,901
You?
Discussion
of mutual friends.
428
00:20:30,901 --> 00:20:32,000
An hour?
429
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,367
Yes, she's having a facial.
430
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,200
And i'm trying
to avoid someone.
431
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,234
Who?
432
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,133
Oh, my god.
What?
433
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,167
Have you been completely clear
with her that it's over?
434
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:50,934
Hello, gorgeous.
435
00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:52,901
And...
436
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:55,434
i got your lovely message.
437
00:20:55,434 --> 00:20:56,801
You know,
i feel quite flushed.
438
00:20:56,801 --> 00:20:59,334
How did you find me?
The usual.
439
00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:01,767
Oh, right. You phoned my flat,
found i wasn't there.
440
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,667
Then you phoned
all the local taxi companies
441
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:06,601
And found out which one had
picked me up and where i'd gone.
442
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:08,200
Then you phoned
all the local restaurants
443
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,033
And found out which one
had my booking.
444
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:11,767
Well, if i didn't do that,
445
00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:15,000
How would we ever
see each other?
446
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,300
Remember the time i gave you
such a big fright,
447
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,367
You almost fainted?
Where was that?
448
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:21,868
Prague.
449
00:21:21,868 --> 00:21:24,501
You should have seen
his little face.
450
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:25,667
He cried.
451
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:28,100
Jane, listen.
452
00:21:31,634 --> 00:21:32,634
Oh, my god!
453
00:21:32,634 --> 00:21:35,567
The zone really hates you!
454
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:41,467
Hi. I didn't expect you
to be here already.
455
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,400
Didn't expect you.
456
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,767
Thought you were having
a facial.
457
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:46,667
Oh, she canceled.
She canceled?
458
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,667
It's okay. I was going
to cancel it anyway.
459
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:51,968
Don't really need it.
Are you sure?
460
00:21:51,968 --> 00:21:53,400
What are you saying?
461
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,934
Nothing. I'm just worried
about your face.
462
00:21:56,934 --> 00:21:58,634
Jeff.
463
00:21:58,634 --> 00:22:01,501
Susan! Hi!
464
00:22:01,501 --> 00:22:03,801
I thought
you were having a facial.
465
00:22:03,801 --> 00:22:05,601
It was canceled.
466
00:22:05,601 --> 00:22:07,434
Canceled?!
467
00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:10,200
Well, do you want me
to have a word with them?
468
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,367
Hello.
469
00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:13,200
Hello.
470
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:17,667
I'm jane,
steve's girlfriend.
471
00:22:18,934 --> 00:22:22,567
Susan.
Pleased to meet you.
472
00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:24,667
You have a girlfriend?
473
00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:27,534
Well, at the moment.
474
00:22:27,534 --> 00:22:30,234
At the moment?
You're early.
475
00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:35,634
Are you seeing
this woman?
476
00:22:35,634 --> 00:22:37,868
No, no,
not for another hour.
477
00:22:37,868 --> 00:22:39,634
Steve!
478
00:22:39,634 --> 00:22:43,567
Okay, yes.
Yes, we're on a date.
479
00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:44,934
I'm sorry, steve,
480
00:22:44,934 --> 00:22:47,200
But i simply won't
tolerate that.
481
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,667
Look, i'm very fond of you,
482
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,901
And i hope
we'll always be friends,
483
00:22:50,901 --> 00:22:54,100
But i'm afraid this
relationship is now over.
484
00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:55,334
Yes!
485
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,734
Sorry.
486
00:22:56,734 --> 00:22:58,567
Just like that?
487
00:22:58,567 --> 00:23:01,000
I'm afraid so.
488
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,300
I just wish you would
have said something.
489
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:07,000
Does somebody want to tell me
what's going on?
490
00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:11,067
Sally,
what are you doing here?
491
00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:12,901
I was feeling guilty.
492
00:23:12,901 --> 00:23:15,767
I should never
have canceled your facial.
493
00:23:18,868 --> 00:23:20,200
Patrick?
494
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,501
Oh, hi.
495
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,000
Oh, what exactly
is going on here?
496
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,667
You're asking me?
497
00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:27,267
I can't believe you're using
our restaurant for your date.
498
00:23:27,267 --> 00:23:28,501
That's so thoughtless.
499
00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:30,234
Patrick, you are using
our restaurant
500
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:31,667
And my friend
for your date.
501
00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,968
Okay, you win that one.
502
00:23:33,968 --> 00:23:35,501
Okay, so let me guess.
503
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,567
You asked him out
the moment i dumped him.
504
00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:39,300
Sally, you don't
even like him.
505
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:42,701
I panicked. My neck
looked old this morning.
506
00:23:42,701 --> 00:23:45,200
We'll talk later.
507
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,267
Steve, you and i
will talk now.
508
00:23:47,267 --> 00:23:49,033
Well, anyway.
509
00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:52,000
Here we all are on steve
and susan's first date.
510
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,467
Isn't this great?
511
00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:56,767
Let's all have dinner
and plan the future.
512
00:23:56,767 --> 00:23:58,067
Table for six?
513
00:23:58,067 --> 00:24:01,267
Jeff,
what are you doing?
514
00:24:01,267 --> 00:24:04,167
Are you worried we're going to
talk about you or something?
515
00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:05,601
No.
516
00:24:05,601 --> 00:24:06,968
What is there to say?
517
00:24:06,968 --> 00:24:09,567
You know about him and me?
The nerves thing?
518
00:24:09,567 --> 00:24:12,634
Well, yes,
but don't worry about it.
519
00:24:12,634 --> 00:24:14,501
Jeff makes
loads of women nervous.
520
00:24:16,767 --> 00:24:19,367
You made me nervous?
521
00:24:19,367 --> 00:24:21,267
You told him
you made me nervous?
522
00:24:21,267 --> 00:24:23,667
Mr. "I've lost all feeling
down my left side."
523
00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:25,767
Mr. "I think all my joints
have locked together,
524
00:24:25,767 --> 00:24:27,601
Can you carry me home?"
525
00:24:27,601 --> 00:24:29,734
Jeff?
Didn't he tell you?
He fainted.
526
00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:31,067
I was only faking it
527
00:24:31,067 --> 00:24:33,267
So that i wouldn't have to
have sex with you.
528
00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:39,300
That wasn't a great defense,
was it?
529
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,367
Oh!
530
00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:45,701
Look, sex can be
very stressful for men.
531
00:24:45,701 --> 00:24:50,501
You judge us on technique,
sensitivity, stamina--
532
00:24:50,501 --> 00:24:54,133
And we're just happy
if you're naked. Half naked.
533
00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:55,767
One breast.
534
00:24:55,767 --> 00:24:58,634
Oh, jeff, i can't believe
what i'm hearing.
535
00:24:58,634 --> 00:25:00,167
You won't
be hearing any more.
536
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,567
I'm staying and monitoring
the rest of your conversation.
537
00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:05,667
Jeff, i want to talk
to steve privately.
538
00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,801
No. No, you're both
friends of mine.
539
00:25:07,801 --> 00:25:09,968
If you get together,
it affects me.
540
00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:12,300
I'm a legitimate part
of this date.
541
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,234
Go away, jeff.
Please.
542
00:25:14,234 --> 00:25:16,133
Yeah, what do i
have to do here, beg?
543
00:25:16,133 --> 00:25:17,200
Show you a breast?
544
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,501
All i'm saying
is that for...
545
00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:21,634
okay.
546
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,334
What?
547
00:25:24,334 --> 00:25:25,868
Okay.
548
00:25:25,868 --> 00:25:26,868
Okay what?
549
00:25:26,868 --> 00:25:28,534
Okay on the breast thing.
550
00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:30,767
I'll go in exchange
for a breast.
551
00:25:30,767 --> 00:25:32,801
I wasn't serious.
552
00:25:32,801 --> 00:25:34,767
It's too late.
I was.
553
00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:37,234
You've already seen them.
554
00:25:37,234 --> 00:25:40,033
Yeah, during a panic attack.
I was blind.
555
00:25:40,033 --> 00:25:42,033
You reckon you can
take them now?
556
00:25:42,033 --> 00:25:44,133
Well, singly.
557
00:25:44,133 --> 00:25:45,667
I wasn't serious, jeff.
558
00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:47,934
You really think i'm going
to flash you in public?
559
00:25:47,934 --> 00:25:49,267
We're in a corner.
560
00:25:49,267 --> 00:25:52,100
I don't think anyone else
will see.
561
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:56,434
Patrick, what are you doing?
You've seen them lots of times.
562
00:25:56,434 --> 00:25:58,400
Yeah, but now you're an ex.
563
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,267
Oh, yeah, that's the best.
564
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,667
What are you two doing?
565
00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:07,834
Always good to see
a friend's breast unsupported.
566
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:12,133
And i just like
looking at breasts.
567
00:26:12,133 --> 00:26:15,033
This just gets better
and better.
568
00:26:16,567 --> 00:26:18,434
Will you people get it
into your heads?
569
00:26:18,434 --> 00:26:20,901
I am not doing this.
570
00:26:24,467 --> 00:26:25,534
Steve.
571
00:26:25,534 --> 00:26:27,801
Just in case you do do it.
572
00:26:27,801 --> 00:26:29,868
You know, technically
i'm on a date with you.
573
00:26:29,868 --> 00:26:32,400
I don't want to end up
a breast behind everybody else.
574
00:26:34,234 --> 00:26:37,167
Actually, susan,
that's fair.
I agree.
575
00:26:39,267 --> 00:26:42,234
Do you know what?
I am gonna do this.
576
00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,100
I'm gonna do this
just to show you
577
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:47,000
How low, pathetic,
and desperate you've all become.
578
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,267
Result!
579
00:26:49,267 --> 00:26:51,167
But i want you to remember,
580
00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:53,868
I intend this breast
satirically.
581
00:26:53,868 --> 00:26:56,701
Now there's a sentence
that can't come up too often.
582
00:26:56,701 --> 00:27:00,934
Okay, which one?
Any preference?
583
00:27:00,934 --> 00:27:03,334
Either.
Don't mind.
584
00:27:04,334 --> 00:27:06,601
The right one.
585
00:27:06,601 --> 00:27:07,801
Trust me.
586
00:27:10,701 --> 00:27:12,000
What's wrong
with the left one?
587
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,133
Don't be like that.
588
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,634
There has to be
a second place.
589
00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:16,434
I wasn't aware you'd
assessed them individually.
590
00:27:16,434 --> 00:27:18,834
You were asleep.
I was bored.
591
00:27:20,501 --> 00:27:22,133
Okay, fine.
592
00:27:22,133 --> 00:27:24,667
Remember, this is to show you
how low you have sunk.
593
00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:25,701
Yeah, but we get
to see a breast,
right?
594
00:27:25,701 --> 00:27:27,734
Yes!
Cool.
595
00:27:27,734 --> 00:27:30,200
Okay, here we go.
596
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,868
Fire one.
597
00:27:31,868 --> 00:27:34,434
No, no, that's the left.
We want the good one.
598
00:27:42,501 --> 00:27:45,467
If you only could see
how stupid you all look.
599
00:27:49,033 --> 00:27:50,634
Table for six, please.
600
00:27:50,634 --> 00:27:52,667
I'm sorry.
I think we're fully booked.
601
00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:55,033
She's got another one
just like it, you know.
602
00:27:55,033 --> 00:27:56,534
Yeah. Well, pretty much.
603
00:27:56,534 --> 00:27:58,000
Patrick!
604
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,334
Perhaps we're not
fully booked.
605
00:27:59,334 --> 00:28:01,434
Let me go and see
what i can do.
606
00:28:03,133 --> 00:28:05,534
I thought the plan was
to get rid of everyone.
607
00:28:05,534 --> 00:28:07,901
New plan.
608
00:28:07,901 --> 00:28:10,501
Let's see--
Your ex, my ex.
609
00:28:10,501 --> 00:28:13,133
Your best friend,
my best friend.
610
00:28:13,133 --> 00:28:15,634
Well, every new relationship
has baggage,
611
00:28:15,634 --> 00:28:18,133
So why not invite it
all out for dinner?
612
00:28:20,968 --> 00:28:24,334
So i take it this isn't
a date anymore?
613
00:28:25,634 --> 00:28:27,534
Or--Or is it?
Are we still--
614
00:28:27,534 --> 00:28:30,501
Steve, i think
in the circumstances,
615
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:34,000
Let's just take it
one breast at a time.
616
00:28:36,868 --> 00:28:39,567
* if you can't
make your mind up *
617
00:28:39,567 --> 00:28:44,100
* we'll never get started *
618
00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:48,400
* and i don't want to wind up *
619
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,634
* being parted *
620
00:28:50,634 --> 00:28:53,133
* broken-Hearted *
621
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:57,601
* so if you really love me *
622
00:28:57,601 --> 00:28:59,434
* say yes *
623
00:28:59,434 --> 00:29:02,133
* and please don't tell me *
624
00:29:02,133 --> 00:29:06,734
* perhaps, perhaps,
perhaps *