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**
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* you won't admit you love me *
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* and so *
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* how am i ever *
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* to know *
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* you always tell me *
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* perhaps, perhaps, perhaps *
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* perhaps *
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* perhaps *
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* perhaps *
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( tolling )
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Sally: So why
a dating agency?
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Because I'm tired
of wasting my time
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on people
who aren't desperate.
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Which, thinking about it,
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was probably the wrong thing
to say on my video message.
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Okay, girls, scan.
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He'll be holding
a newspaper.
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Sally: But you're
not desperate.
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Sally, I'm practically
in season.
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I swear if i walk
past a farmyard,
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every animal
would lift its head.
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Is there a noise
coming from your bag?
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It's my phone.
It's on vibrate.
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But it's no substitute, is it?
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But you're not
desperate desperate
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like, you know, a man.
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Last week i went out
and bought a puppy.
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A puppy can't be
a boyfriend substitute
forever.
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They grow up.
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I missed it.
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So turn the ringer
back on.
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I was trying to get
ahold of you
all afternoon.
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Oh...so that was you.
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Hello. This is Jane.
Thanks for calling.
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No, really, thank you
so very, very, very much.
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What exactly is that?
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Pregnant one month,
and every mother i know
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is giving me
their old stuff.
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That's a breast pump,
isn't it?
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A breast what?
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Don't be alarmed.
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It's just
for expressing milk.
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No.
Is it?
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I so need a boyfriend.
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Anyway, um, uh, Steve.
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There's a guy with flowers.
Is that him?
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He definitely said
newspaper.
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Good. I don't like
a guy with flowers.
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It means he's done
something he shouldn't.
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The bigger the bouquet,
the younger she was.
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Sally, look.
By the door.
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It's the guardian.
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It's gotta be him.
What do you think?
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He's behind a newspaper.
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But first impressions.
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I think he's shy,
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and i think there's
a rail strike on the 14th.
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Look,
want a quick touch-up?
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Oh, good idea.
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I prefer it
when firemen go on strike.
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Well, that's the cutest.
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You've got
a whole protest March
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full of lovely little firemen,
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and you can
just pick one off.
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How romantic.
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It's like a buffet...
Or a herd of gazelles.
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Little fireman-wise,
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i doubt that comparison's
ever come up before.
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What's wrong?
( gasps )
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he's my gynecologist!
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Oh, my God,
are you sure?
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Yeah, i just saw
his face.
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He looked straight at me,
and my ankles went together.
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Patrick: Sally.
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I can't let him
see me again.
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Can i borrow that mirror?
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Oh...Patrick.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Well, it's quite the day
for ankles, isn't it?
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Oh, God!
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Listen, about tonight...
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( gasping )
you know what?
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I'm gonna wear
that lace-up thing.
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Isn't it...damaged?
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Could be worse.
Let's try.
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We need to talk.
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Let me get my drink.
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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Are you all right?
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Just discussing
future relationship issues.
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We never worry
about things like that.
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I've got a lace-up.
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Slightly damaged.
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( sighs ) Sally...
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You know how sometimes people
have to go away for a while
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and sometimes they forget
to tell other people--
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possibly women, possibly
women they're involved with--
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they're gonna be
in Portugal for a week
until the very last minute?
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No.
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Okay.
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I've got something
to tell you...
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And it's gonna seem
very last-minute.
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Yeah?
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About the upcoming week.
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Okay.
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You're really not
paying attention, are you?
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Your top button's undone.
I can smell your neck.
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Sally.
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I'm going away.
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Away?
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Away, yes.
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You're going away?
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I appreciate i should've
mentioned this earlier...
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Why? When are you going?
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Well, in four minutes.
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Four minutes?!
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Taxi's outside.
Four minutes--yeah.
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Four minutes?!
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Just wanted to
let you know in advance.
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Four minutes
is not in advance!
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Four minutes
is practically afterwards!
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Well, it's on the cusp.
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( gasping )
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Patrick!
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H-how is this possible?
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Why am i finding out about this
four minutes before it happens?
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I was putting off
telling you--
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and?
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I succeeded.
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Right.
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Well, i have a great deal
to say to you,
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but there are
time constraints,
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so I'll summarize
the first ten pages.
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Okay. Good idea.
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Oh!
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Okay, got the gist there.
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( sighs )
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simple questions first.
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Where are you going and why?
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Portugal. Golfing trip.
Every year, a few of my friend--
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okay. Bored now.
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I take it you're about
to look me in the eye
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and promise you'll phone.
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Why? I'm not dumping you.
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Patrick...
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Women don't automatically
assume they're being dumped
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just because a man
promises to phone.
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That's the beauty of it.
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Okay.
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This is the first problem
we've encountered
in our relationship,
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and here's how
we're gonna deal with it.
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Okay.
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You're not going.
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( chuckling ) i-I'm sorry?
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I'm disallowing it.
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You're disallowing it?
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Yup, sorry.
It's been disallowed now.
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There's nothing i can do.
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But--what--i didn't know
there'd be disallowing.
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It's a relationship.
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We have to discuss
things now, Patrick.
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There is a time
for just taking off
and enjoying yourself,
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and that time is over.
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Now we have to have huge,
enormous discussions first,
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with crying.
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But I've said I'll go.
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Patrick, our relationship
is at a very critical stage.
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We're only three weeks in,
and whilst we have been...
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...intimate,
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whilst we have had many
enjoyable intimate moments...
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Including
my number one favorite.
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But not the actual act
of...consummation.
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It happened once,
but you were caught
by surprise.
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Patrick...
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Oh! You mean
we haven't done the...
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Yes.
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The excellent part.
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I was holding back.
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I thought we might
end up sleeping together,
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and the next day
you'd leave the country.
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You pretty much missed
the window on that one.
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So...
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It's golf...
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Or the excellent part
tonight...with me.
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( sighs ) but the golf!
It's...unhh!
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It's a long-standing
arrangement.
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It's all right for you,
you've only just
heard about it.
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( sighs ) look,
I'm really sorry.
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Patrick.
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Obviously,
i will phone you, and...
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No, you see, that just sounds
like I'm dumping you.
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Yeah. Yeah, it does.
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( sighs ) I've gotta go.
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Fine. Whatever.
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( man groans )
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get the gist that time?!
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Sally, I've changed my mind.
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Sod the golf,
I'll go for the sex.
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Oh, my God!
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What, didn't you like them?
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I'm sorry!
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That's okay.
Patrick: Sally!
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It's a relationship.
People are bound to get hurt.
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Sally, the excellent part. Now!
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What changed your mind?
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I don't know.
Maybe i just got deep.
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( tolling )
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Sally: So why
a dating agency?
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Because I'm tired
of wasting my time
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on people
who aren't desperate,
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which, thinking about it,
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was probably the wrong thing
to say on my video message.
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Okay, girls, scan.
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He'll be holding
a newspaper.
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Jeff, calm down.
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Jeff, just listen, okay?
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Three things.
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One, you should not be using
your mobile phone on a plane.
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Two, the name of the Island
is pronounced les-Boss.
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Yeah, well, that was fairly
optimistic of you, wasn't it?
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Three, the behavior
of breast implants at altitude
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isn't a subject i can
claim great knowledge of.
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Yeah, no, I'm fairly sure
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you can't raise it
with a complete stranger.
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No, whatever danger
you think she's in.
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No, Jeff, not even with
the people in shrapnel range.
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Okay, look,
I'm gonna hang up now.
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Because i don't
want to endanger
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a planeload
of innocent passengers
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by prolonging a conversation
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about the hazards
of breast inflation.
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Sorry I'm late.
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What's that?
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It's, um, a breast pump.
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I'm sorry?
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You're not gonna do
that nervous swallowing thing,
are you? Or make a face?
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No, no, not at all.
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I'm a bit surprised,
but hey, great!
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It's gonna come in handy
if I'm planning
on keeping my job.
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And it's got to be safer
than implants.
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It's for extracting milk.
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For the baby.
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That you and i
are going to have.
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Oh.
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There it goes,
the swallowing.
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The what?
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The nervous swallowing.
The glugging!
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Every time
we discuss this baby.
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It's like
there's a blocked sink
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if i mention any part
of the actual physical process.
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Not true!
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Like when i said
"pelvic floor".
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I was fine with that!
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I was fine with the floor.
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I got us some drinks.
They're over there.
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Vaginal discharge!
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Glug glug glug
and down the plughole.
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Hello.
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Is that yours?
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Uh, yes.
Yes, it is.
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Is it specially adapted
for really tiny puppies?
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Piss off!
265
00:11:59,601 --> 00:12:02,834
What is suddenly the big deal
about the size of my breasts?
266
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,734
( groans ) where did this
come from?
267
00:12:04,734 --> 00:12:06,968
Your breasts are no big deal.
268
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,834
No, i-i mean--
269
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:12,868
well, you know
what they say--
270
00:12:12,868 --> 00:12:15,501
size is not important.
271
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,968
Isn't that what i say?
272
00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:19,901
Over and over again
practically every night?
273
00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:22,767
Actually,
you've never said that.
274
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:25,167
Not out loud.
275
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:26,701
Now you're just being cruel!
276
00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:28,400
You can't say that to a man!
277
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,334
Oh, but i have to be
strategically inflated?
278
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,400
But a man's equipment...
279
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,868
I mean, it's like--
280
00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:36,701
it's like a buffet
or a herd of gazelles.
281
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,434
Little fireman-wise,
282
00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:43,234
i don't think that comparison's
ever come up before.
283
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:51,300
You know
what i don't get?
What?
284
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,934
I'm the one who gives birth.
You get that, right?
285
00:12:53,934 --> 00:12:55,167
Yes.
286
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:57,334
So why are you
the one who's afraid?
287
00:12:57,334 --> 00:12:59,133
Well, it's all right
for you
288
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,033
when you get to stay
at the top end,
289
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:04,801
when you don't see
the actual...emission.
290
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:08,467
Emission?
Yes!
291
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,868
Actually, speaking
of that stuff--
292
00:13:10,868 --> 00:13:12,000
what stuff?
293
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,200
Afterwards.
294
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,434
Yeah.
295
00:13:14,434 --> 00:13:15,534
A-after you've...
296
00:13:15,534 --> 00:13:18,400
Emitted?
Emitted, yes.
297
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,634
How does it affect...things?
298
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:25,100
Susan, can i borrow
a mirror?
299
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,634
Why?
300
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:28,234
I need to check something.
301
00:13:28,234 --> 00:13:31,834
I think my gynecologist's done
something extremely naughty.
302
00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:37,601
Do you want to
elaborate on that?
303
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:40,367
He's here!
He's my date!
304
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:41,701
Oh! Oh, i see.
305
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:45,534
Susan, if i need a rescue,
can i signal?
306
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,901
Sure.
307
00:13:48,868 --> 00:13:50,601
Uh...you were saying?
308
00:13:50,601 --> 00:13:51,868
I'm sorry?
309
00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:53,567
I believe i just emitted.
310
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:57,033
Yeah, well, uh,
after that, after the...
311
00:13:57,033 --> 00:14:00,901
Wh--how long, as it were,
312
00:14:00,901 --> 00:14:02,400
before everything's...
313
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,901
Back?
314
00:14:04,901 --> 00:14:05,901
Back?
To--
315
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,868
to what?
--gether?
316
00:14:07,868 --> 00:14:09,434
Oh, for Christ's sake!
317
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:11,601
Are you all right?
318
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,100
Just discussing
future relationship issues.
319
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,767
We never worry
about things like that.
320
00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:18,133
I've got a lace-up.
321
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,968
Slightly damaged.
322
00:14:24,701 --> 00:14:27,100
What I'm saying is
323
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,767
after the John hurt part...
324
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,834
No, no, no.
Steve!
325
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:34,934
Can we just clear this up
once and for all?
326
00:14:34,934 --> 00:14:39,200
Lien is not really
about parenthood.
327
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,400
Well...
328
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,501
Just this once,
329
00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:43,434
could we manage
to discuss childbirth
330
00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:44,934
without involving John hurt?
331
00:14:44,934 --> 00:14:48,334
Susan!
No man can do that!
332
00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:51,434
Okay.
333
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:54,100
I mean, imagine
what it's like for John hurt.
334
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,701
Oh, please, can we not?!
335
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:57,901
If he was visiting
a maternity Ward,
336
00:14:57,901 --> 00:15:00,567
all the guys in obstetrics
would be crowding around,
337
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,601
going "hey, it's da man."
338
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,567
"John, you're the guy
that got me into this racket."
339
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:07,968
Anyway, after
the John hurt part...
340
00:15:07,968 --> 00:15:13,467
Well...you remember
those photographs.
341
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:16,067
I remember those
photographs of childbirth,
342
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,434
the miracle of life.
343
00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:19,434
Yeah, for you
"the miracle of life."
344
00:15:19,434 --> 00:15:21,567
For me and every other
man in the world,
345
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:23,367
horror porn!
346
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:24,701
Oh, God!
347
00:15:26,901 --> 00:15:31,200
I have seen a lot
of photographs
of naked women in my time,
348
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,767
and there are some places
349
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,934
you don't expect to see a face.
350
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:40,767
So is that the problem?
351
00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:42,367
What problem?
352
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:45,200
I used to be
your sexy girlfriend,
now I'm John hurt.
353
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,767
Susan, i am gonna need help.
354
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:50,167
How's the gynecologist?
355
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,834
He's fine, he's lovely,
356
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:53,400
but this date
isn't gonna work out.
357
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,801
Is the job a problem?
358
00:15:54,801 --> 00:15:56,334
Of course it's a problem!
359
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:57,968
Well, rescue me, Susan!
360
00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,701
Okay. What do you
want me to do?
361
00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:02,634
Just get me out of it
so it doesn't seem
like my fault,
362
00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:05,534
but also it doesn't seem
like his fault.
363
00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,667
It could be Steve's fault.
He's good for that.
364
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,200
Hi.
365
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,200
Steve, Susan,
366
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,734
this is oliver.
367
00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:16,834
I'm just gonna freshen up.
368
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,067
Sorry about earlier.
369
00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:22,601
It was a misunderstanding,
obviously.
370
00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:25,334
Yes. Yes, obviously.
371
00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:27,968
So, sorry to bring this up,
but I'm surprised
372
00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:30,701
you think it's acceptable
to be on a date with Jane.
373
00:16:30,701 --> 00:16:32,968
So Jane must've mentioned
what i do for a living.
374
00:16:32,968 --> 00:16:34,534
Yes, yes, she did.
375
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:37,267
I mean, it must be a bit weird
being on a date with her.
376
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:40,167
A bit like reading a book
when you've peeked at the end.
377
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,701
Steve!
378
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,133
Sorry.
379
00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:49,033
Okay, oliver,
here's a question for you.
380
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:51,601
Kind of in your area.
381
00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:55,767
What does John hurt
mean to you?
382
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:56,868
Oh, for God's sake!
383
00:16:56,868 --> 00:16:57,934
John hurt?
384
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,400
Professionally, i mean.
385
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,767
I'm thinking specifically
of, you know...
386
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:03,334
The John hurt moment.
387
00:17:03,334 --> 00:17:06,067
Oh, you mean--
oh, yeah.
388
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,968
( both screeching )
389
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:11,133
well, it's seminal,
isn't it?
390
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:13,033
I mean, John hurt,
he's da man!
391
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,033
Exactly!
392
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,467
That moment in alien,
393
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,601
that's what got me
into this business
in the first place.
394
00:17:20,801 --> 00:17:22,501
Really.
395
00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:25,868
So why are you asking
about John hurt?
396
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,234
Maybe i should explain.
397
00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:29,400
I'm in the John hurt way
at the moment.
398
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:33,100
( screeches )
399
00:17:34,234 --> 00:17:35,634
r-right.
400
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:38,167
She means she's incubating
an alien life form
401
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:41,400
and one day
it's gonna climb out
and destroy our world.
402
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,067
I think he's mostly worried
about the damage.
403
00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:45,801
Maybe i should come
and see you.
404
00:17:45,801 --> 00:17:48,267
Uh, sure. Anytime.
405
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,467
As long as you don't
have those stirrups.
406
00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:53,701
Exposing myself
is bad enough,
i don't need the draft.
407
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,133
Okay. Ready.
408
00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:57,200
Right, yeah.
409
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,100
Yeah. Ready!
410
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,133
Anytime.
411
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:01,634
Bye-bye.
412
00:18:04,601 --> 00:18:08,067
I'm quite excited
about that little alien
413
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:09,968
who's about to
take over our world.
414
00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:11,801
Hey, so am i.
415
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:14,267
I don't think you're
excited about me anymore.
416
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:17,267
Time was i could've fixed that
with one decent snog.
417
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,767
Think those days are gone?
418
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:21,400
Of course i don't.
419
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,701
Don't you?
420
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:26,734
( cell phone rings )
421
00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:27,934
hello?
422
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:31,467
( sighs ) Jeff.
No, this is not a good moment.
423
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:36,801
Look, there is no such thing
as critical breast mass.
424
00:18:36,801 --> 00:18:39,100
No, this is not
the right moment, okay?
425
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,400
Stuff is going on.
Big stuff, important stuff.
426
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:46,501
( punching sound)
Sally: It's a relationship.
People are bound to get hurt!
427
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,767
( tolling )
428
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:02,467
so why a dating agency?
429
00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:04,868
Because I'm tired
of wasting my time
430
00:19:04,868 --> 00:19:06,734
on people
who aren't desperate.
431
00:19:06,734 --> 00:19:09,300
( thinking ) God,
all i wanted to say was
432
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,467
if it's at all possible,
433
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:14,968
if it doesn't interfere
in the grand scheme
of the universe,
434
00:19:14,968 --> 00:19:18,334
could i have sex
with a Lady tonight?
435
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:21,000
He doesn't
have to be gorgeous,
436
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,434
as long as she's,
you know, feasible.
437
00:19:23,434 --> 00:19:24,868
Ith detectable ankles.
438
00:19:24,868 --> 00:19:27,000
don't like those straight
up and down ankles
439
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,634
that have a hint of furniture.
440
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,734
( phone ringing )
441
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:34,000
oh, please make it
one of those ones.
442
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,734
Jane's voicemail: Ello,
and thanks for calling.
443
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:41,033
O, really, thank you
so very, very, very much.
444
00:19:42,434 --> 00:19:44,901
Ere's someone else
who wants to say hello.
445
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:48,434
dog yelping )
446
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:55,167
that was my brand new
tiny little puppy Steve.
447
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:58,234
Kay, leave a message.
( beep )
448
00:19:58,234 --> 00:20:00,601
oh! Sorry.
449
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:02,267
Shit.
450
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,400
Sorry.
451
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,334
B-bit of visual
confusion there.
452
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:08,133
This is oliver Morris.
453
00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:11,133
I believe we're meeting
for a date thing this evening.
454
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:13,300
But obviously,
you won't get this message
455
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,334
till you get home
after the date thing,
456
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:18,000
so I'm probably there
with you anyway.
457
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,868
No! Sorry! Christ!
458
00:20:21,868 --> 00:20:24,834
My God, listen to me.
As if!
459
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,901
Oliver Morris--woman killer.
460
00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:28,767
Ady killer.
461
00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:30,133
Not any kind of a killer.
462
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:33,801
I'm against killing expect,
you know, self defense.
463
00:20:33,801 --> 00:20:36,934
And wasps.
I'm against wasps!
464
00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:39,734
Kill wasps, not women,
for goodness' sake.
465
00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:41,667
Anyway, thanks for listening.
466
00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:47,968
( thinking )
wow, she's gorgeous, though.
467
00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:50,901
Ifferent color hair
from the video.
468
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:54,667
Kay. All she can say is no.
469
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,834
Hat's a no? It's like
an honorable discharge.
470
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,834
can take
an honorable discharge.
471
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:02,133
can take
a dishonorable discharge.
472
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:04,968
Vaginal discharge!
473
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,434
Glug glug glug,
and down the plughole.
474
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,033
Hello.
475
00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:12,367
Is that yours?
476
00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:15,400
Yes, uh, yes.
477
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,234
Is it specially adapted
for really tiny puppies?
478
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:20,667
Piss off!
479
00:21:22,434 --> 00:21:24,868
( oliver thinking )
all women do not hate me.
480
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,100
Ll women do not hate me.
481
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,667
Ll women do not hate me.
482
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,300
Mate, could you
do me a favor?
483
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,133
When i give you the signal,
could you come over
484
00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:34,300
and give this bunch of flowers
to that girl over there?
485
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:35,334
Well--
thanks.
486
00:21:43,234 --> 00:21:46,501
( laughs loudly )
487
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:49,801
God, this place, eh?
488
00:21:49,801 --> 00:21:51,467
Bloody hell.
489
00:21:51,467 --> 00:21:53,200
What about it?
490
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,133
Still here.
491
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:56,601
What?
492
00:21:56,601 --> 00:21:58,200
It's still here.
493
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,868
What do you mean?
494
00:21:59,868 --> 00:22:05,033
Well, it used to be here,
and-and it still is.
495
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,701
Okay.
496
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,701
Maybe I'll catch
you guys later.
497
00:22:08,701 --> 00:22:10,701
Absolutely
definitely not.
498
00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:12,334
Okay.
499
00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:15,767
Oh! Sorry.
500
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,801
Um, excuse me?
501
00:22:17,801 --> 00:22:19,300
Yes?
502
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:21,000
It's you, isn't it?
503
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,667
From the video message.
504
00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:24,267
Oh!
505
00:22:24,267 --> 00:22:27,267
Oh! Are you...?
506
00:22:27,267 --> 00:22:28,300
Oliver Morris.
507
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,300
What's-his-name!
508
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:30,767
Yeah.
509
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,033
Oh, i thought you were
someone else.
510
00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:37,667
Jane: Oh.
511
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,467
He doesn't recognize me.
512
00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:42,501
Listen, I'm gonna have to break
eye contact with that man,
513
00:22:42,501 --> 00:22:46,167
or I'm gonna find myself
in the middle of a slightly
unfortunate mime.
514
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:47,334
Shall we sit down?
515
00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:48,868
Sure. Yeah.
516
00:22:55,467 --> 00:22:58,000
So, anyway, i thought
your video message
517
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,067
was really great,
by the way.
518
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:01,634
Well, thank you, oliver.
519
00:23:01,634 --> 00:23:04,133
You know,
for a minute there,
520
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:07,234
i thought i was having a date
with my gynecologist.
521
00:23:07,234 --> 00:23:10,567
Christ, I'm sorry.
It's just such a short skirt.
522
00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:19,200
So, tell me, oliver,
what do you do
when you're not...
523
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,567
Looking up people's skirts?
524
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,634
Out having fun?
525
00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:26,367
Well, i run a sort
of specialist bookshop.
526
00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:30,000
"Hellmouths"?
527
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,767
Yeah, we cover fantasy,
science fiction, horror,
528
00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:34,167
you know the kind of thing.
529
00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:37,200
A lot of film and television
tie-in material.
530
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,300
Really, anything
that's considered
an alternative to...
531
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,901
Girlfriends.
532
00:23:42,901 --> 00:23:44,634
The mainstream.
533
00:23:44,634 --> 00:23:49,133
Well, anyway,
at least you're not
a gynecologist.
534
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:51,234
Well, i tried to get
into gynecology,
535
00:23:51,234 --> 00:23:53,133
but i never got
the breaks.
536
00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:54,400
Oh. Did you?
537
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,334
No, i just mean
it's always been
538
00:23:57,334 --> 00:24:00,968
an interest of mine,
obviously.
539
00:24:00,968 --> 00:24:02,601
What do you mean,
interest?
540
00:24:02,601 --> 00:24:04,634
Do you study it?
541
00:24:04,634 --> 00:24:07,434
Well, in a sense,
but it's strictly,
542
00:24:07,434 --> 00:24:10,634
you know,
night school.
543
00:24:10,634 --> 00:24:13,067
Listen, maybe i can help you.
544
00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:14,567
Come and meet dr. Reynolds.
545
00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:15,767
No, no, I'm just--
546
00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:18,434
he's my gynecologist.
Contacts are everything.
547
00:24:18,434 --> 00:24:20,734
Dr. Reynolds.
548
00:24:20,734 --> 00:24:23,534
Dr. Reynolds, it's me.
Jane.
549
00:24:23,534 --> 00:24:25,501
Crazy wacky Jane.
550
00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:27,434
I'm sorry,
are you one of my patients?
551
00:24:27,434 --> 00:24:29,734
You see?
Now you remember.
552
00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:32,067
I'm sorry, I'm very bad
at recognizing people
out of context.
553
00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:34,267
You must be very good
on faces.
554
00:24:34,267 --> 00:24:36,367
Well, you tell me.
555
00:24:40,634 --> 00:24:43,534
( snorts ) anyway,
this is oliver.
556
00:24:43,534 --> 00:24:45,567
He's training to be
a gynecologist.
557
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,067
He's taking evening classes.
Aren't you, oliver?
558
00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:49,367
Evening classes?
559
00:24:49,367 --> 00:24:52,267
I thought maybe you could
give him some advice.
560
00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:54,267
Excuse me, boys.
561
00:24:54,267 --> 00:24:56,701
I'm sorry.
Evening classes?
562
00:24:56,701 --> 00:24:58,934
Well, it's not so much
an evening class,
563
00:24:58,934 --> 00:25:02,400
more of a weekly
slide show.
564
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,567
Slide show.
565
00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:06,567
You know what?
I'll see you around.
566
00:25:08,434 --> 00:25:10,033
Hi.
567
00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:13,067
Steve, Susan,
this is oliver.
568
00:25:13,067 --> 00:25:16,267
I'm just gonna
freshen up.
569
00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:19,701
Sorry about earlier.
570
00:25:19,701 --> 00:25:21,434
Misunderstanding, obviously.
571
00:25:21,434 --> 00:25:23,634
Yes, obviously.
572
00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:27,834
Sorry to bring this up,
but I'm surprised you think
573
00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,801
it's acceptable to be out
on a date with Jane.
574
00:25:29,801 --> 00:25:32,133
So Jane must've mentioned
what i do for a living.
575
00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:33,367
Yes, yes, she did.
576
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:35,601
Here's a question for you.
577
00:25:35,601 --> 00:25:37,667
It's kind of in your area.
578
00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:40,868
What does John hurt
mean to you?
579
00:25:40,868 --> 00:25:43,033
Oh, you mean--
oh, yeah.
580
00:25:43,033 --> 00:25:45,334
( both screeching )
581
00:25:45,334 --> 00:25:46,968
well, it's seminal,
isn't it?
582
00:25:46,968 --> 00:25:48,300
John hurt,
he's the man!
583
00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:49,868
Exactly!
584
00:25:49,868 --> 00:25:51,767
That moment in alien,
that's what got me
585
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,467
into this business
in the first place.
586
00:25:53,467 --> 00:25:55,501
Really.
587
00:25:55,501 --> 00:25:57,634
So why are you asking
about John hurt?
588
00:25:57,634 --> 00:25:58,834
Maybe i should explain.
589
00:25:58,834 --> 00:26:00,834
I'm in the John hurt way
at the moment.
590
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,701
( screeches )
591
00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:06,400
right.
592
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,801
She means she's incubating
an alien life form
593
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,167
and one day
it's gonna climb out
and destroy our world.
594
00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:13,234
I think he's mostly worried
about the damage.
595
00:26:13,234 --> 00:26:15,033
Maybe i should come
and see you.
596
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:18,434
Uh, sure.
Anytime.
597
00:26:18,434 --> 00:26:20,400
As long as you don't have
those stirrups.
598
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,033
Exposing myself is bad enough,
i don't need the draft.
599
00:26:25,934 --> 00:26:28,234
Jane: Okay, ready.
600
00:26:28,234 --> 00:26:29,634
Right, yeah.
601
00:26:29,634 --> 00:26:31,968
Ready! Anytime.
602
00:26:31,968 --> 00:26:35,601
Bye-bye!
603
00:26:35,601 --> 00:26:39,000
Are your friends okay?
They seem a little stressed.
604
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,834
You see, Susan's got
a little visitor
living in her tummy.
605
00:26:43,834 --> 00:26:45,501
And she's okay with that?
606
00:26:45,501 --> 00:26:47,868
It's what all women want,
really, isn't it?
607
00:26:47,868 --> 00:26:49,200
I've got a puppy!
608
00:26:56,434 --> 00:26:58,167
Excuse me, oliver.
609
00:26:58,167 --> 00:26:59,434
Susan.
610
00:26:59,434 --> 00:27:00,467
Is there a problem?
611
00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:03,067
Didn't you say "rescue me"?
612
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,000
Easy come, easy go.
613
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,033
Oh, what the hell.
How much worse can this get?
614
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,634
( punching sound )
615
00:27:36,601 --> 00:27:39,234
it's a relationship.
People are bound to get hurt.
616
00:27:39,234 --> 00:27:41,667
Sally, the excellent part.
Now!
617
00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:42,934
What changed your mind?
618
00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:45,634
I don't know.
Maybe i just got deep.
619
00:27:52,734 --> 00:27:54,033
( sighs )
620
00:27:54,033 --> 00:27:56,767
consider yourself rescued.
621
00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:58,434
Are you all right?
622
00:27:59,534 --> 00:28:01,167
Fine.
623
00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:03,601
It's just my ankles.
624
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,667
So, can i go back
to being the sexy one now?
625
00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:16,567
John hurt has left
the building.
626
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,133
Good.
627
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,400
I told you
i could solve everything
with just one snog.
628
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,934
Jeff: Teve?
629
00:28:25,934 --> 00:28:27,267
Teve?
630
00:28:27,267 --> 00:28:30,534
Oh, Jeffrey.
631
00:28:32,501 --> 00:28:34,901
Did you ever pick
the wrong week to leave.
632
00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:41,801
* if you can't
make your mind up *
633
00:28:41,801 --> 00:28:47,767
* we'll never get started *
634
00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:50,567
* and i don't want to wind up *
635
00:28:50,567 --> 00:28:52,767
* being parted *
636
00:28:52,767 --> 00:28:56,467
* broken-hearted *
637
00:28:56,467 --> 00:28:59,767
* so if you really love me *
638
00:28:59,767 --> 00:29:01,501
* say yes *
639
00:29:01,501 --> 00:29:04,000
* and please don't tell me *
640
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,200
* perhaps *
641
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,400
* perhaps *
642
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,734
* perhaps *