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(woman) We're almost there.
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- How you doin', hon?
- (groans)
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Breathe deeply. Just like that.
There ya go. You're doin' great.
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Yeah, real great.
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IVla'am? IVla'am, I'll need your full name
and Social Security number.
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Amanda Nelligan_ 545020809.
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- And your insurance carrier?
- Atlantic Mutual.
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Is there anyone you need us to contact?
The father of the baby?
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- I'm not sure how to reach him.
- Give me his name. I can try.
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He's not from around here.
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- Is he from out of state?
- Another planet.
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All right, we're here now. Hold on.
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One more little push, Amanda.
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There you go.
You're gonna set a speed record here.
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Great.
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There's a cute face.
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Bulb syringe.
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This is like the Indy 500 here.
Here comes the shoulder...
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Good. OK, Amanda.
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That'll do it!
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- Oh...
- (gasps) Oh, God.
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- What? What is it?
- it's OK. She's just fine.
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- (baby crying)
- Perfectly healthy.
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No problem. Everything's gonna be A-OK.
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- You've got a healthy baby girl.
- (baby crying)
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(Amanda) A little girl!
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(Crying)
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Good Lord. Not another one!
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The photo's a little over the top,
but, um, what do you think, Scully?
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- Not seriously.
- Vestigial tails don't interest you?
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Caudal appendages. Fetuses have them.
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The coccyx enlarges to contain the spinal
fluid, then shrinks as the child develops.
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Occasionally, it doesn't. It's extremely rare
but it has been known to happen.
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Five times in the last three months?
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In a town with a population
of less than 15,000 people?
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I'd say that's more than
a statistical anomaly.
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So would I. No, Mulder, I think you're right.
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I think that something about this
warrants investigation.
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Only not by us. I'd say that it's a job
for the local health department.
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I called around.
They're already investigating.
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So what else about this interests you?
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Could it be... visitors from space?
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The doctor said that...
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_.my baby's gonna be fine.
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She's really healthy.
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And when she's a few months old,
it's just a matter of "snip".
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- That's good to hear.
- Yeah.
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Did you experience any unusual
complications during your pregnancy?
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Did you undergo any kind of
fertility treatment?
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No. I wasn't trying to get pregnant.
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I guess you could just sort of say
I'm a single mom now.
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When you were admitted, you said that
the baby's father was from another planet.
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- What did you mean by that exactly?
- You know, that... he's not from this planet.
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- Were you abducted?
- Huh?
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(chuckles)
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No. No. He dropped by
my apartment one day,.._
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_.and one thing sort of led to another.
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But the baby's father is an alien.
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No! No, I didn't say he was an alien.
I said he was from another planet.
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His name is Luke Skywalker.
He's what's known as a Jedi Knight.
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- Did he have a light sabre?
- No, he didn't bring it.
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He did sing his song for me, though.
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(hums "Star Wars" theme)
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How many times have you seen Star Wars?
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Three hundred and sixty-eight.
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I should break 400 by Memorial Day.
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OK.
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Thank you.
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Wait a minute, wait!
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You know these four other babies
that were born around here with tails?
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- Uh-huh.
- There couldn't be any chance...
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..Luke's the father, is there?
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(babies crying)
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(Scully) OK.
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All right. I got it. Thank you.
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Take your best shot, but I think there's
more going on here than Luke Skyvvalker_
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I think you're right, Mulder.
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Are you coming?
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Here are the PCRS we ran for the five
children. We put calls in to the parents.
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We'll blood-test all the husbands
this afternoon.
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- Good.
- They'll be none too happy.
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I have to confess, this answer
seems so strangely obvious,...
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_.I probably wouldn't have
even checked for it.
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What answer?
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You see here, these identical
band-trait matches,__.
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_.all showing a small loss
of a part of chromosome number eight?
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Each of these five children, born to five
different women, all share the same father.
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I should've thought of it sooner. This kind of
birth defect is often passed on in a family.
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Meaning the father had a tail as well?
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Though he most likely had it
surgically removed along the way.
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How would this happen?
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Birds and bees and monkey babies.
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Birds do it, bees do it,
even educated IVIDs do it.
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All five of these women
shared the same ob-gyn, didn't they?
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Yeah. He's the only one in town.
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Four of the five women, the married women,
not including Amanda Nelligan,...
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_.are on record as receiving insemination
therapy as a means of conception.
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The doctor might have
something to do with it?
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So much for not putting
all your eggs in one basket.
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(woman) We should find the best lawyer.
I plan to sue. That's all I'm saying, Fred.
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(Fred) Babboo, let me do the talking.
I'll handle this.
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Just tell him we're gonna sue.
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Oh, you too, huh?
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- (Fred) What the hell did you do?
- What did you do?
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I didn't do anything. We're gonna figure
this out. Look, everybody, just relax.
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Don't you tell me to relax!
What the hell happened to my sperm?
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- Ivline too!
- Whose did you use?
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It's bad enough having a boy with a tail.
Then you find out it's not even yours!
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(Fred) For God's sake, Alton,
how many of us are there?
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I'm Special Agent Mulder with the FBI.
This is Agent Scully.
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- Great! Arrest this son of a bitch.
- Settle down. Nobody's gonna be arrested.
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- We're here to find out what's goin' on.
- Alton didn't use my sperm.
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I most certainly did.
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Each of you women was inseminated
with your husband's own sperm.
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Why was it necessary
to inseminate in these cases?
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It was a sperm-motility issue.
The intrauterine process I used...
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_.has about a 40 per cent chance of success.
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I was surprised.
It seemed to work all four times.
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- The only thing I can think of is...
- (Fred) What?
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- Maybe it never worked at all.
- What are you saying, Alton?
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I wanna know what he means by that.
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I haven't been with a man since 1989.
I mean, not counting you, honey.
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(doctoo I'm not accusing anyone
of anything. I'm just saying,...
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_.my latest patient who gave birth
to a baby with a tail?
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She didn't undergo insemination.
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So you are blaming the wrong baby doctor.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Excuse me.
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I'm an agent with the FBI.
I'd like to ask you a few questions.
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Uh...
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Yeah, OK.
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Scully, check it out.
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(mother) Oh, my God.
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(mother) That's him? He's the one?
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(Scully) Five out of five.
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They spelled my name wrong.
it's Van Blundht, with a silent h.
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- B-I-u-n-cl-h-t.
- (Mulder) We'll get right on that.
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Lots of people spell it wrong.
it's, like, Dutch or somethin'_
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- Can I go now?
- No.
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There's a few things we have to clear up.
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Yeah. Like how'd you do it?
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What do you mean?
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You're the father of five children,
Mr Van Blundht. Is that not news to you?
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Do you have any insight
into how five women came to be
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inseminated with your sperm?
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You make it sound so romantic.
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You're saying there was romance involved?
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Why is that so hard to believe?
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Just cos I was born with a tail,
no woman would want me?
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Maybe I got personality.
You ever think of that?
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You had sex with these women?
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How is it that none of them have any
recollection whatsoever of that happening?
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Look, I'm not saying anything
one way or another.
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I'm just saying hypothetically,__.
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_.if some women wanted to have kids
and their husbands weren't capable,___
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_.and everybody was happy, and nobody
got hurt, hypothetically, where's the crime?
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If you're waitin' for my usual theory
as to what's goin' on, I don't have one.
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I do. On behalf of
all the women in the world,...
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_.I seriously doubt this has anything
to do with consensual sex.
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I think it involved
some form of Rohypnol-rape.
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- The tranquilliser? I didn't think of that.
- The "date rape" drug.
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High doses of it cause a loosening
of inhibitions, memory loss.
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If Van Blunclht was able to slip
the drug to these women,.._
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_.especially in conjunction with alcohol...
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But when and where
would he have had the opportunity?
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He identified these women
through his janitorial job.
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He could've followed them
anywhere, to a bar.
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Those women don't look like the type
to do a lot of solo drinking.
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I think it's enough to keep him
in custody while we check it out.
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Uh, you spelled my name wrong.
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Lt'S B-I-u-n-d-h-L Silent h.
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Address?
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I strongly suggest you stop eyeballin' me
and tell me your address.
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17 Prospect Parkway.
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Martinsburg, 25401.
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All right, Mr Van Blund-ht.
Give me your phone number.
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What the hell__.?
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The h is silent.
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I could've sworn Curtis clocked out
hours ago. He said good night to me.
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This morning I find him
underneath the desk.
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Deputy, are you sure you don't remember
what happened last night?
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The guy cold-cocked me.
Except he wasn't the guy.
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He was me.
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My head hurts.
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I found Van Blundht's clothes in a locker.
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He must've worn
the deputy's spare uniform.
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After hitting him over the head.
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I have a theory. Do you wanna hear it?
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Van Blundht physically transformed
into his captor, then walked out the door?
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Should we be pickin' out
china patterns or what?
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What about the simple answer?
With that blow to the head,_..
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_.the deputy might as well have
identified IVIcGruff the Crime Dog.
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- What about what the sheriff saw?
- Two men, same build, same colouring.
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Add the uniform, it explains now someone
can mistake one man for another at 3am_
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My theory explains how four women could
mistake Van Blundht for their husbands,...
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_.and how Amanda Nelligan
could think it was Luke Skywalker.
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We've both seen something like this before.
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But what are you saying?
That Van Blundht is an alien?
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Not unless they have trailer parks in space.
No, this is something different.
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If you could be somebody else for a day,
who would it be?
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Hopefully myself.
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So boring. Wouldn't you even be tempted
to try somebody else's existence for a day?
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Live your life as somebody else?
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Looking like someone else and being
someone else are different things.
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Everybody else would treat you
like you were somebody else.
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Maybe it's other people's reactions
to us that make us who we are.
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All right, then. Eleanor Roosevelt.
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- You can't be a dead person.
- Why the hell not?
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BSCHUSS.
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What are you doin'
sneakin' around my porch?
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We're with the FBI.
Is this the home of Edward Van Blundht?
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- That's me.
- We're looking for your son, Eddie Junior.
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Eddie?
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What did that moron do now?
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(Mr Van Blundht) Five women? Oh, Lord!
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Anything else?
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Yes. He attacked a sheriff's deputy
during his escape from custody.
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- Hurt bad?
- Fortunately not.
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Well, thank heavens for that at least.
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Sir, do you have any idea
where your son might be?
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I wish I did. I'm sorry.
I haven't seen him for the last two days.
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Is this you?
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One and the same. Hey, you wanna see?
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No!
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No.
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No, thank you.
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My son had his removed
when he was, uh... just a kid.
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Kept buggin' me and buggin' me... until...
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_.until I finally let him do it.
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There you go. I told him it was a mistake.
232
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I said "Son, you ain't much to look at,
you ain't no athlete...
233
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:15,047
_.and you sure the hell ain't no Einstein,
but at least you got that tail."
234
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:20,206
"Otherwise, you're just small potatoes."
But he didn't listen.
235
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,205
Does your son have any other
unique medical conditions?
236
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,965
I mean, aside from the tail?
237
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,562
Mr Mulder, that boy was born sickly.
238
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,484
We had this condition in the South
called pellagra
239
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,161
Excuse me, sir, how did you know
my name was Mulder?
240
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:41,126
- She told me it was.
- No, actually, I didn't.
241
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,129
It's him!
242
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,447
Pretty spry for an old guy, huh?
243
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,682
Eddie Junior, not Senior?
244
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:21,806
Whichever one he is, wouldn't you say
he's a man with a secret?
245
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,524
Honey, what are you doing home so early?
246
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,848
Something's wrong with Daddy.
247
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,969
Fred?
248
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,721
Honey?
249
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,042
Fred, is everything OK?
250
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,248
Everything's fine.
251
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:15,084
What happened to the clothes
you were wearing this morning?
252
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:20,329
I'll explain later.
Just give me a little privacy, OK,...
253
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,529
HuhH_Babboo?
254
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,489
OK.
255
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,162
Sugar Patootie.
256
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,442
I'll check upstairs.
257
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,285
- I'm all right.
- (Scully) What?
258
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,805
(sighs)
259
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,490
Oh!
260
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,085
(spits)
261
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,242
It's quicklime.
262
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,490
Move back over there.
263
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,960
(Mulder) Not so spry.
264
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,321
Do you think the fall killed him?
265
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,685
(Fred) Babboo, I'm home.
266
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,009
- Oh, crap!
- I'm home early.
267
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,850
What?
268
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,207
You were just here.
269
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,445
- You went into the bathroom.
- What?
270
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,046
What do you mean,
I went into the bathroom?
271
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,208
Shh, come here.
272
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,727
(Fred) Someone is in the bathroom.
273
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,723
(Babboo whimpers)
274
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,485
it's all clear.
275
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,242
(saw buzzing)
276
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,046
So, what killed Eddie the Monkey IVlan?
277
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:25,160
It's difficult to say. The quicklime
burned the tissue even as it preserved it.
278
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:30,161
So, what killed him is one of two things
I haven't figured out yet.
279
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,801
- What's the other thing?
- That would be this.
280
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,008
Striated muscle tissue.
281
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,880
- Whats unusual about that?
- In and of itself, nothing.
282
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,884
- Where I found it, however...
- Where did you find it?
283
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,725
Everywhere. His entire body.
284
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,646
This man has a thin stratum
of voluntary muscle tissue...
285
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,281
_.underpinning the entire
dermal layer of his skin.
286
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:02,604
That's not normal. This man's body
is quite a scientific specimen.
287
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,411
And thankfully, it's preserved and intact.
288
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,927
In other words, there are 654 muscles
in the human body,.._
289
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,049
_.and this man, essentially, has 655.
290
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,366
Um...
291
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,523
Could that somehow be related
to his having a tail?
292
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:21,003
Possibly. It could be
a linked gene birth defect.
293
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:25,324
What would be the purpose of this muscle?
294
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,200
You got me, Mulder.
You know, maybe none.
295
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:34,207
It appears atrophied. Although it may look
that way as a result of the mummification_
296
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:38,001
Could this be a "like father, like son"
kind of a thing?
297
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,289
- What do you mean?
- Could Eddie Junior have...
298
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:45,285
_.the same anomalous muscular
structure as his dad here?
299
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,006
Maybe. What are you suggesting?
300
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,084
If this musculature underlies
the entire skin,___
301
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,727
_.maybe it could be utilised
to remould the skin's shape and texture.
302
00:23:54,800 --> 00:24:00,250
Which might explain why we're looking for
a man who can appear to be his own father.
303
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:05,611
Isn't it much more likely that this man
simply has an identical twin?
304
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,729
- Check that out.
- Where are you going?
305
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,442
Van Blundht's MO confuses me.
306
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,921
Four married women
who wanted to get pregnant...
307
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,368
And one single woman who didn't.
308
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,166
- (knocking on door)
- Come in.
309
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,766
Sorry, Ms Nelligan_ I'm sorry to bother you.
310
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,649
No, it's no bother.
311
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,769
I just have a few additional questions
I wanted to ask you.
312
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,808
- OK.
- Here we go, sweetie.
313
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,484
Bye-bye.
314
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,211
We'll just come back later.
315
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:46,528
I thought they were Iettin' me stay here
so long because I had really great insurance.
316
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:51,606
Turns out they're just keepin' me here
because they think I'm sort of crazy.
317
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,048
They wanna make sure
I'm safe to be around my baby.
318
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,487
Free cable.
319
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,882
I wanna ask you,
do you recognise this man?
320
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,483
Oh, yes.
321
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,761
Eew!
322
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,366
That's Eddie Van Blundht
323
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,125
- What can you tell me about him?
- (sighs)
324
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,210
We went out all through high school.
325
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,601
- OK, brother.
- What?
326
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,365
Nothing. He's just... he's sort of a loser.
327
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,125
One of those guys you look back on
and you go...
328
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,489
.."Oh, my God, what was I thinkin'?
Whatwas I thinkin'?"
329
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,962
Well, what specifically made him a loser?
330
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,247
I don't know. Everything.
331
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,884
He had, like, one million
annoying personal habits.
332
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,406
You know, just no sense of romance,_..
333
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,444
_.no ambition, you know, no direction.
334
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,524
I hear he's, like, a janitor or somethin' now.
335
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,650
He had this weird family.
His dad was in a circus or somethin'.
336
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,770
I don't know.
He never let me meet him, thank God.
337
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:02,289
Well... he must have had
some good qualities.
338
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,886
Well, yeah, sure. Everybody's got a few.
339
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,843
We had some good times.
340
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,043
He loved Star Wars
so we used to go and see it every weekend.
341
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,202
That was nice.
342
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,287
He was no Luke, that's for sure.
343
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,245
Why do you wanna know about Eddie?
344
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,649
That's official FBI business.
345
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,926
Wow.
346
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,965
Hey, uh...
347
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,040
I wanted to congratulate you
on this blessed event.
348
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,522
Thank you!
349
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,844
- "May the force be with you."
- (groans)
350
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,642
(nurse) Hello there.
351
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,691
- I'm here to see Amanda Nelligan_
- Just down the hall there.
352
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,406
- (knocking on door)
- Come in.
353
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,806
No, seriously, though,
why do you wanna know about Eddie?
354
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,805
- What about Eddie?
- Why were you asking me those questions?
355
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,803
(cell phone ringing)
356
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,521
- Mulder.
- This is Fred Niemann.
357
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,890
Is it OK for us
to get into our bathroom now?
358
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,041
Excuse me, sir?
359
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,044
I was hoping we could get
into our bathroom this evening.
360
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,282
You said the police were gonna dust it
for Hngerprints,
361
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,806
but that was four hours ago.
362
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,487
We wanna help you catch this guy
but I'm having a real hard time here.
363
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,207
How exactly do you wind up
chasing the suspect into my bathroom?
364
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,410
- Don't forget the suit.
- What do you need with my charcoal suit?
365
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:57,007
I'm sorry, Mr Niemann.
I'm gonna have to call you back.
366
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,651
I was just here. Where did I go?
367
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,926
Huh?
368
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,170
There was a man. He looked exactly like me.
Did you see where he went?
369
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,322
Down the hall.
370
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,085
- Men's locker room.
- Thank you.
371
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,610
- Hey.
- Hey.
372
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,803
- Van Blundht.
- Who?
373
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,329
Don't think about it.
Get your hands up. Turn around.
374
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,762
Keep 'em up there.
375
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,608
Put your hands down now.
376
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,604
If it's not you, I apologise in advance.
377
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,602
What are you doing?
378
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,087
- Pull your pants up.
- (whistling)
379
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,602
what? what did I do now?
380
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,684
- You're the only ones here?
- Yeah.
381
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,924
I apologise. Only one of you
is the man I'm looking for. I hope.
382
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,607
I gotta wait for some blood tests
and then I'll release the other one.
383
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,241
So just sit tight and relax.
Keep your clothes on, huh?
384
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,202
(dialling cellphone)
385
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,291
- Scully.
- Hey, it's me.
386
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,125
Get down to the hospital right away.
387
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,601
- I'm on my way.
- Good.
388
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,642
(clunking sound)
389
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,411
You're a damn good-looking man.
390
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,409
(security ofHceU You drew a gun on me.
You handcuffed me!
391
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,086
With my own handcuffs.
392
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,446
(Mulder) I'm sorry.
393
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,127
I don't understand.
Do we look like criminals?
394
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,885
- What was on your mind?
- I said I was sorry.
395
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,362
- Am I done here?
- Yeah. We got his description.
396
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,560
- Come on, guys.
- What the hell happened?
397
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,401
Van Blundht surprised me.
He cold-cocked me and then he got away.
398
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,641
Got a lead on him?
399
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,087
No, but the authorities are on the warpath...
400
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:41,006
_.for goin' after one of their own.
They'll catch him eventually.
401
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,526
So, what? That's it for us?
402
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,364
I know I dragged you out here,
403
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,046
but I'm beginning to think
this is just a waste of time.
404
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,522
Now you think there's no X-File here?
405
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:56,811
No. No. I think the only thing
that's here is small potatoes.
406
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,562
Hello?
407
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,522
Hello!
408
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,885
Get me outta here!
409
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,450
Hello! Hello!
410
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,648
I'm down here!
411
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,811
Help! Help!
412
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,126
Which one of you wrote this?
413
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,601
I did, Sir.
414
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,526
You spelled
Federal Bureau of Investigation wrong.
415
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,523
It was a typo.
416
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,688
Twice.
417
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,804
Agent Scully,
did you establish a cause of death?
418
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,885
Yes, sir. Edward Van Blundht Senior
died of natural causes.
419
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,810
Specifically heart disease
and advanced age.
420
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,962
We think the son hid the father...
421
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:46,489
_.so he could continue to cash in
on the old man's Social Security cheques.
422
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,769
- Most likely.
- So, the son wasn't a murderer.
423
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,525
- No, not at all.
- But he was a rapist.
424
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,044
I entered him into
the sex offenders' database.
425
00:32:56,160 --> 00:33:01,644
The West Virginia State Police have a photo
and will coordinate with local authorities.
426
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,405
There should be an arrest soon.
427
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,688
That about wraps it up.
428
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,686
So, Scully, what are you doin' tonight?
Any big plans?
429
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,923
As it's Friday, I was thinking
I could get some work in...
430
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,085
_.on that monograph I'm writing
for the penology review.
431
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,721
Diminished acetylcholine production
in recidivist offenders.
432
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,689
Uh-huh.
433
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,401
- Actually, I might bag that, though.
- Really?
434
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:40,607
Yeah. The anomalous musoulature in the
corpse we found really has me intrigued.
435
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,446
In fact, I think I'll go to Quantico
and have some tissue samples run.
436
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,841
I'll see you Monday.
437
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,088
Monday morning.
438
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,050
IIFOXII?
439
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,764
Brother!
440
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,162
Good night!
441
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,931
This is where my tax dollars go?
442
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,682
Where do I live?
443
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,531
Where the hell do I sleep?
444
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,042
(answer machine beeps)
445
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,367
Mulder? Langly. You gotta see this.
446
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:30,202
An associate of ours has Hgured out
a way to digitise the Zabruder footage...
447
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:35,326
_.so he can get a bird's-eye view of Dealey
Plaza at the moment of the assassination.
448
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,482
You won't believe
where the 3rd shot came from.
449
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,484
(Frohike) Tell him about the cheese steaks.
450
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,645
(Langly) We're goin' out for cheese steaks.
Are you down with that?
451
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:47,326
- Erase this once you hear it.
- (machine beeps)
452
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,482
Geeks for friends.
453
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,803
Marty it's Chantal.
it's been so long since we've spoken.
454
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,242
And I've been so lonely
not hearing your sexy voice.
455
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,001
Just for you, we've lowered
our rates to 40 cents a minute,...
456
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,766
_.two ninety-nine for the first minute,
all long-distance rates apply.
457
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,009
Do give me a call, lover man. I'll be waiting.
458
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,208
(machine beeps)
459
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,524
FBI.
460
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,082
F... B... I.
461
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,288
FBI.
462
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,447
You lookin' at me?
463
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,730
There ain't nobody else here.
You must be lookin' at me.
464
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,282
You wanna piece of this?
465
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,964
You're a damn good-lookin' man.
466
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,608
(knocking on door)
467
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,651
- Mulder, what's up?
- Scully...
468
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,522
Is this a bad time?
469
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,046
No. No, I'm.__
470
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,288
Come on in.
471
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,202
Who's that for?
472
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,368
Uh... us.
473
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,842
OK, have a seat.
474
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,362
So, uh, what are you workin' on?
475
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,889
More autopsy data.
476
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:23,204
Everyone at the lab found
Mr Van Blundht pretty fascinating.
477
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:30,045
We discovered an additional anomaly
relating to the hair follicles in his scalp.
478
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,805
I can't even begin to guess at
the nature of it until we can run it...
479
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,646
_.through the transmission
electron microscope.
480
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,326
Sounds very interesting.
481
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,528
Yes, it is.
482
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,331
So, seriously, Mulder. What's going on?
483
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,324
- You OK?
-Mmm.
484
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,604
I was just kinda knockin' around,_..
485
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,570
_.and was just thinkin'___
486
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,284
(coughs)
487
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,089
It's good. We never really, uh,___
488
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,124
_.talk much, do we?
489
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,921
What do you mean? Like... really talk?
490
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,525
No, no, we don't, Mulder.
491
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,964
Well, what's stopping us?
492
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:43,408
So there we are, at two o'clock
in the morning, me in my taffeta dress...
493
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,724
_.and Marcus in whatever the hell it was
he was wearing... Thank you very much.
494
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:52,169
It had a kelly-green cummerbund on it.
495
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,647
Anyway, so I know that Marcus
is thinking that it's now or never.
496
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,809
-And I'm thinking...
- What are you thinking?
497
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,924
I'm thinking,
what is that siren I hear getting louder?
498
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,641
- No way! Who called the cops?
- It was the fire department.
499
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,327
- My friend Sylvia and her idiot prom date...
- Burwood?
500
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,410
_.had built this campfire
that went out of control.
501
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,131
And so we all had to ride back on the, uh...
502
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,845
What do you call it?
The, uh, the pumper truck.
503
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,922
Yeah. Marcus was
the 12th-grade love of my life.
504
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,443
I can't believe I'm telling you this.
505
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,205
I don't believe you haven't told me before.
506
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,841
Now I'm seeing
a whole new side of you, Mulder.
507
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,809
Is that a good thing?
508
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,888
I like it.
509
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,365
- Do you ever wish things were different?
- What do you mean?
510
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,211
The person you wanted to be when
you grew up, when you were in high school?
511
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,649
- How far off from that did you end up?
- Careervvise? Miles off target.
512
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,802
Not just that.
513
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:10,568
Do you ever wish... that you could
go back and do it all differently?
514
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,728
Do you?
515
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,168
(93595)
516
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,202
(door buzzes)
517
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,682
Thanks for comin'.
518
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,524
What's with the hat?
519
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:30,170
My therapist makes me wear it. She says
it's meant to bolster my self-esteem.
520
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,206
Does it?
521
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,041
Not really. The other inmates
beat me up and take it from me,___
522
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:40,170
_.which would be OK except every week
she brings me a new hat.
523
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,568
Plus they Keep me on
some Kind of muscle relaxant...
524
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,769
_.so I can't make faces the way I used to.
525
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,600
Did you tell them to do that?
526
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,768
Is, uh... is Agent Scully here?
527
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,366
What did you wanna talk to me
about, Eddie?
528
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,568
I just think it's funny.
529
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,684
I was born a loser, but you're one by choice.
530
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,531
On what do you base
that astute assessment?
531
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,682
Expedence.
532
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,684
You should live a little. Treat yourself.
533
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,971
God knows I would, if I were you.
534
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,968
(door buzzes)
535
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,728
Have a good day, sir.
536
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:49,651
I don't imagine you need to be told this,
Mulder, but you're not a loser.
537
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:57,410
Yeah, but I'm no Eddie Van Blundht,
either, am I?
538
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,7290
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