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Fixed & Synced By MoUsTaFa ZaKi
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(umpire) Play ball!
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Ball four! Take your base!
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That's it, Moose! You're gettin' close!
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He couldn't find the plate
if you nailed it to his ass.
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Shut your pie hole, Piney.
The kid's gotta learn.
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Come straight over the top, Moose!
Straight over the top! Come on!
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Hot damn. Exley's up.
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Back up! Exley's up! Back up!
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He got the right prescription
in those spectacles?
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Don't worry, Ex. See, I told him to throw it
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right at your big
nappy home-run hittin' head.
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So you can bet 100 clams
that ball's goin' anywhere but there.
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Foul! FOUI ball! Foul!
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Ball!
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Moose! Straight over the top!
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Hey, Ex, I heard the Yankees been calling ya.
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I'm fine playing here in the Cactus League.
it's nice and quiet.
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Ball! Leave the cactus alone, son!
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I don't know, Ex. The Yanks could
use those 60 home runs a year.
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Now Jackie Robinson's up there in the bigs,
people are sayin' you're gonna be next.
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The first black Negro man of colour
in the American League.
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Shoot, Ex. You'll be famous, man.
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I don't want to be no famous man.
I just wanna be a man.
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Over the top! Over the top!
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Fair ball! Home run! Home run!
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61.
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What do you boys want?
We're just playing baseball.
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We got no beef with you, sir. It's that black
Babe Ruth hiding behind you, Josh Exley_
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- That's all we come for.
- Well, you can't have him.
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We heard the Yankees wanna let
a little nigger play ball!
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So we just figure we gotta play
with him a little bit some first!
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And all you niggers
and nigger lovers can go home!
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It's Ex we want.
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That's what I'm talking about, Moose.
Straight over the top with it.
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Get the guns. Get the guns.
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You boys ain't so tough without
your shotguns, are you, fellas?
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You ain't nothing but a coward...
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Hiding behind your mama's bedsheet.
Let's see your face.
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Holy mother...
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It's a gorgeous day for baseball
here in the City of the Angels.
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And I'm told it's a gorgeous day
all over our republic today.
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From Bangor to Bellflower
From Amarillo to Anchorage.
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The sun is shining
and it's a perfect day to play baseball.
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Eddie Perez will start it off..
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Mulder, it is such a gorgeous day outside.
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You ever entertained the idea
of trying to find life on this planet?
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I've seen the life on this planet.
That is exactly why I'm looking elsewhere.
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Did you bring enough ice cream
to share with the class?
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It's not ice cream.
It's a Nonfat Tofutti Rice Dreamsicle.
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UQI1!
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I bet the air in my mouth
tastes better than that.
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- You sure know how to live it up, Scully.
- You're Mr Live It Up.
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You're really... Mr Squeeze Every Last Drop
Out Of This Sweet Life, aren't you?
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On this precious Saturday,
you've got us grabbing life by the testes.
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Stealing books from the FBI library
in order to go through
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New Mexico newspaper obituaries
for the years 1940 to 1949.
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- And for what joyful purpose?
- Looking for anomalies.
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Do you know how many flying-disc reports
there were in New IVlexico in the 1940s?
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I don't care. This is a needle in a haystack.
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These poor souls have been dead
for 50 years. Let them rest in peace.
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- Let sleeping dogs lie.
- I won't sit by as you hurl cliches at me.
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- Preparation is the father of inspiration.
- Necessity is the mother of invention.
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The road of excess leads
to the palace of wisdom.
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Eat, drink, and be merry,
for tomorrow we may die.
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Ice cream, you scream, we all scream
for Nonfat Tofutti Rice Dreamsiclesl
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Mulder.
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Mulder!
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You cheat! I can't believe it. You've been
reading about baseball this whole time.
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I'm reading the box scores.
It's like the Pythagorean theorem for jocks.
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It distils all the chaos and action
of any game in the history of all games
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into one perfect
rectangular sequence of numbers.
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I can look at this box and I can
recreate exactly what happened
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on some sunny summer day back in 1947.
The numbers talk to me. They comfort me.
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They tell me even though things can change,
some things do remain the same. lt's___
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BoHng_
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Mulder, can I ask you a personal question?
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Of course not.
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Did your mother ever tell you
to go outside and play?
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- Is that Arthur Dales?
- Mulder?
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(fakes sneeze)
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You just defaced property
of the US government.
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You rebel.
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- What in the hell took you so long?
- I'm sorry, sir. I'm looking for Arthur Dales.
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- I'm Arthur Dales.
- No, you're not.
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- Don't be a wise-ass, son.
- No. I'm sorry, sir. I know Arthur Dales.
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- And you're not Arthur Dales.
- Arthur Dales is my brother.
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My name also happens to be Arthur Dales.
The same name, different guy.
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The other Arthur, he moved to Florida.
Lucky bastard.
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Our parents weren't big in the imagination
department when it came to names.
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If it'll help you wrapping your head
around this stupefying mystery,
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Agent Mulder, we had a sister
named Arthur, too. And a goldfish.
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- How do you know my name?
- My brother told me all about you.
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He said you were the biggest jackass
in the Bureau since he retired.
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Yeah, we're big fans.
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Sometimes we'd stay awake for hours
at night just talking about you.
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Just fascinating.
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Now unless you're hiding
some Chinese food, let's call it a day.
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Mr Dales, I have a, uh...
I have a photo here of your brother.
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Maybe it's you. It's from many years ago.
You're standing in Roswell, New Mexico.
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(Dales) Roswell. That's me.
I was a cop once in Roswell.
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You're standing with
Negro League legend Josh Exley,
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who disappeared during a season
in which he hit 60 home runs.
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- 61!
- 61 home runs in 1948.
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'47!
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Whatever. I don't care
about the baseball so much.
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What I care about is this man in the picture
who I believe to be an alien bounty hunter.
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Of course you don't care
about the baseball, IVIr Mulder.
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You only bothered my brother about
things like government conspiracies,
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and alien bounty hunters,
and the truth with a capital
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- Wait a minute. I like baseball.
- You like baseball?
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How many home runs did Mickey Mantle hit?
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163...
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Righty, 373 lefty.
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536 total.
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(Dales) Now what you fail to understand
in yourjoyless myopia
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is that baseball is the key to life.
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The Rosetta stone, if you will.
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If you just understood baseball better,
all your other questions, your...
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The, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies,
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they would all in their way
be answered by the baseball gods.
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Yes, sir. That may be true. Your experience
in Roswell could be germane to a conspiracy
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between men in our government
and snapesnifting alien beings.
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Don't bore me, son.
My brother Arthur started the X-Files,
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at the Federal Bureau of Obfuscation,
before you were born.
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He was working for the FBI,
hunting for aliens,
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when you were watching
My Best Friend's Martians-
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You say "shapeshifting".
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Agent Mulder, do you believe that
love can make a man shapeshift?
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I guess... women change men all the time.
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I'm not talking about women.
I'm talking about love, passion.
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Like the passion you have
for proving extraterrestrial life.
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Do you believe that that passion
can change your very nature?
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Can make you shapeshift from a man
into something other than a man?
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What exactly has your brother
told you about me?
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If you and your brother have known
about this bounty hunter
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and plans for colonisation for 50 years,
why haven't you told anybody?
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- Nobody'd believe me.
- I would've.
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- You weren't ripe.
- Not ripe?
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I've been ripe for years.
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I am way past ripe. I'm so ripe, I'm rotten!
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This cuts to the heart of the mystery
of what I've been doing for ten years.
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The heart of the mystery.
The heart of the mystery.
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Ah, there you are.
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Mr Mulder, maybe you'd better start paying a
little less attention to the heart of the mystery
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and a little more attention
to the mystery of the heart.
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- You got a dime?
- What is this?
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This little fella goes
by the name of Pete Rosebud.
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If you keep pumping coffee money into him,
he'll tell you a story about baseball,
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and aliens and bounty hunters.
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- You're making me feel like a child.
- Perfect.
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That's the right place to start from, isn't it?
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Now the first thing you gotta know about
baseball is... it keeps you for ever young.
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Mr Exley? Mr Exley, my name's Arthur Dales.
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I'm an employee of the
Roswell Police Department.
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- Have I broken a law?
- You stole...
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Second base in the third inning.
I'm a witness. Officer, I seen Ex steal.
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- At least 50 bases this year.
- No, sir. You haven't broken any laws.
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I've been assigned by my superiors
to protect you against certain parties.
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I'm the one that need protection from certain
parties. Ex, he in bed by eight every night.
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I appreciate your concern,
sir, but I can protect myself.
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I'm not a big sports hero like yourself,
and I don't have an opinion on Negroes.
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Or Jews, or Communists,
or even Canadians and vegetarians.
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But I cannot stomach the murder of a man
of any persuasion or any colour
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being flaunted and solicited
in my town. Not on my watch.
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So you can be safe with me in a cell or
you can be safe with me here on the bus.
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Seeing as how this is still America,
you're free to choose, sir.
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(Dales speaking French)
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- Officer Dales. You a decent man, ain't you?
- I try to be.
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Umps would treat us better if you got us
eight more uniforms like these to play in.
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You could change your name from Roswell
Grays to the Roswell Black and Blues.
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(thundeU
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Whats the matter, Arthur? You look like
you ain't never seen a black man before.
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I gotta give it to you. Calling a Negro League
team from Roswell the Grays, is pretty clever.
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(mimicking E 7) ET steal home.
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I didn't make that up.
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You want me to believe that Josh Exley,
the great ball player, was an alien?
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They're all aliens, Agent Mulder.
All the great ones.
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- Babe Ruth was an alien?
- Yeah.
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- Joe Dilvlaggio?
- Sure.
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- Willie Mays?
- Obviously.
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Mantle? Koufax?
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- Gibson?
- Bob or Kirk?
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See, none of the great ones fit in.
Not in this world. Not in any other world.
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(knock at door)
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They're all aliens, IVlulder.
Till they step between the white chalk lines.
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Until they step on the outfield grass.
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Like clockwork. Poorboy with my medicine.
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Give the kid a tip, will you?
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So I assume you're speaking metaphorically
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Speaking metaphorically is for
young men like you, Agent MacGyver.
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I don't have time for that.
I only have time to speak the truth.
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You're a regular Rockefeller, ain't ya?
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If Ex hits a couple of clingers,
that ties the Babe!
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That ball's worth nothin'. Ex ain't a
major-Ieaguer, so the record don't count.
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- Does too.
- Does not.
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- Does too.
- Does not.
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- Does.
- Not.
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(vomits)
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Perfect day for a ball game.
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- There, uh... there was a bee on you.
- Must've been a real big one.
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Could've ripped your head off.
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Hey, Arthur...
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Thanks.
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Officer Arthur Dales, making the world
safe for baseball and Negroes.
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(crowd cheering)
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Play ball!
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Do you know your name, son?
Josh, do you know where you are?
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(speaks gibberish)
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Josh, man, wake up!
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Do you know where you're from?
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Macon.
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Macon, Georgia?
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(crowd cheering)
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(phone rings)
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Macon Police Department. Can I help you?
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My name is Arthur Dales.
I'm with the Roswell Police Department.
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I'm doing a background check on
a gentleman from your area: Josh Exley_
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You want information on a Josh Exley?
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Yeah. The name rings a bell.
Yeah. I got a Josh Exley_
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A six-year-old coloured boy disappeared,
oh, maybe five years ago.
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Have you got a read on
this Josh Exley's whereabouts?
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Six years old?
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- You want me to run some chemical tests?
- Hold on.
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That would make him 11 now?
No, that can't___ can't be the one.
225
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,402
I... I love my job.
226
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:38,205
- Is that all you have? Are you certain?
- Certain as the sunrise.
227
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,362
I'm sorry, son.
228
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,449
Where are you calling from?
229
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,481
- Roswell. Roswell, New IVlexico.
- Roswell.
230
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,089
- Hey. IVlorning, Poorboy.
- IVlorning, Ex. How's the melon?
231
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,731
My melon's fine. That boy throws like a lady.
232
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,282
I hear the Yankee scouts are here.
Gonna nit numero 6-O?
233
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:04,445
- There ain't no scouts here today.
- Sure there are. Look.
234
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,088
Over there.
235
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,722
I'll be damned.
236
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,482
Hey, kids.
237
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,882
- So how's it going?
- Ex is stinking up the diamond.
238
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,365
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
239
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,843
- Well, anybody can have a bad day.
- The Yankee scouts are in attendance today.
240
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:31,802
They won't relish the idea of him being in the
majors after such a piss-poor inning as this.
241
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,483
Strike two!
242
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,489
(crowd jeering)
243
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,207
(umpire) Two balls, two strikes now!
244
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,888
(thundeU
245
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:16,047
Hey, Ex... Why'd you tank that game today?
246
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,528
- I won that game today.
- You tanked the game today.
247
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:25,202
You want me to tell you why?
Because your name's not Josh Exley.
248
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,204
Josh Exley is a kid who disappeared
from Macon, Georgia,
249
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,482
the same time you showed up in Roswell.
250
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,891
I ain't been to Macon.
251
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,486
When you got beaned,
you said you were from Macon.
252
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,201
I also spoke tongues like I did
when I was a little boy in church.
253
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,884
(speaks gibberish)
254
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,722
I was joking, Arthur. Relax.
255
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:51,762
I'm relaxed. You're hiding something. That's
why you don't dare get into the major leagues
256
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:57,404
cos those sportswriters'd be digging around
and tney'd find out what it is, right?
257
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:03,044
So you tanked the game in front of those
scouts today, disappointing those kids.
258
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,567
Disappointing your teammates.
Disappointing your race.
259
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,530
Don't go talking about my race.
You know nothing.
260
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,810
I know that liars come in all colours.
261
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,565
You got a secret. Famous or not,
I'm gonna find out what it is.
262
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:24,328
While you're out chasing secrets,
you make sure you chasing the right ones.
263
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,968
(thud)
264
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,722
(man grunts)
265
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,528
Ex?
266
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,762
(man grunts)
267
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,322
(man grunts)
268
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,162
(mumbling)
269
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,208
- (QHSPS)
- (screams)
270
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,682
(mumbles)
271
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,890
(93595)
272
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,848
Oh... Oh, thank you.
273
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,002
(93595)
274
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:19,001
This is ridiculous. You're supposed
to be a big bad policeman.
275
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,289
Now hold up, Arthur. Now before
you go fainting again, listen to me.
276
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:30,247
- It's me, Arthur. It's Ex.
- This is an interesting dream.
277
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,761
Wake up. Come on, Artie.
278
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,480
Man, you ain't dreaming.
This is what I really look like.
279
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,483
This is the real me.
280
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,562
Ex?
281
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,891
That's really you under there, Ex?
282
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,521
- OW!
- I ain't under anything, Arthur.
283
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:58,161
I'm trying not to be insulted
by your reaction to my true face.
284
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,046
Look, would it be easier if I looked like this?
285
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,411
Would this be easier for you to handle?
286
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,002
- No. That's even weirder.
- Bus leaves in five... Ooh.
287
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:27,841
So why did you... leave your family
in, uh... in Georgia?
288
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:33,323
- My people guard their privacy zealously.
- I can understand that.
289
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,485
They don't like for us
to intermingle with your people.
290
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:43,966
Their philosophy is we stick to ourselves,
you stick to yourselves, everybody's happy.
291
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,681
- So what happened?
- You know what happened.
292
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,491
You fell in love with an Earth woman.
293
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,091
- What?
- No.
294
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,481
- I saw a baseball game.
- Oh...
295
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,723
There's something you gotta
understand about my race.
296
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:05,482
We don't have a word for laughter.
We don't laugh.
297
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,884
I don't know if you noticed in between
all that fainting you was doing...
298
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:15,683
But we have very tiny mouths,
so no smiling even.
299
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,924
But I tell you, when I saw
that baseball game being played,
300
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,971
this Iaughterjust... just rolls up out of me.
301
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:29,204
Know the sound the ball makes when
it hits the bat? It was like music to me.
302
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,681
The smell of the grass, the leather mitt.
303
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,846
The first unnecessary thing
I ever done in my life, and I fell in love.
304
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,203
I didn't know the unnecessary
could feel so good.
305
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:45,844
You know, the game was meaningless,
but it seemed to mean everything to me.
306
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,482
It was... useless but perfect.
307
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,129
Yeah. Like... like a rose.
308
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:58,762
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a rose. Yeah.
See? You get it, Arthur. You're a fan.
309
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:04,768
Well, I tell you, from that moment on...
I just couldn't fix myself to go home.
310
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,164
Come up here, Ex.
Let's hear that beautiful voice.
311
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,722
6..together in that land
312
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:16,725
6..We'll all be together in that land
313
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,564
6..We'll all be together in that land
314
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:26,168
- 6 Where I'm bound
- 6 Oh, Lord!
315
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,040
6 We'll all be together in that land
316
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:34,445
6 We'll all be together in that land
317
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,321
6 We'll all be together...
318
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:42,088
(man on TV) Gray Bus Lines.
You can go home again.
319
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,448
(Mulder) A free-spirited alien
fell in love with baseball
320
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,211
and ran away from
the other non-fun-having aliens
321
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,284
and made himself black
to prevent him getting to the majors
322
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:56,725
where his secret might be discovered
by press and public. You're also implying...
323
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:01,601
You certainly have a knack for
turning chicken salad into chicken spit.
324
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:05,287
You're also implying that
this alien has something to do
325
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,046
with the famous Roswell UFO crash
of July '47, aren't you?
326
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,363
You're just dying to connect
the dots, aren't you, son?
327
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:18,083
Look, I gave you some wood, I asked you
for a cabinet, you build me a cathedral.
328
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,766
I don'twant a cathedral. I like where I live.
329
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:26,847
I just want a place to put my TV.
Understand my drift?
330
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,325
Drift it is, sir.
331
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:34,610
Trust the tale, Agent MacGyver, not the teller.
332
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,730
That which fascinates us
is, by definition, true.
333
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,043
Speaking metaphorically, of course.
334
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,691
So is Ex a man who is
metaphorically an alien?
335
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,842
An alien who is metaphorically a man?
336
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:51,767
Or a something in between that
was literally an alien-human hybrid?
337
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,321
It's official. I am a horse's ass.
338
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:09,289
What is it to be human, Fox?
Is it to have the chemistry of a man?
339
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,442
In the universal scheme of things,
340
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,047
a dog's chemistry is nearly
identical to that of a man.
341
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,288
But is a dog like a man?
342
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:22,491
(Mulder) I've noticed that, over time, a man
and his clog will start to look like one another.
343
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:28,203
(Dales) To be a man is to have the heart
of a man. Integrity, decency, sympathy.
344
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,524
These are the things that make a man
a man. And Ex had them all.
345
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,928
Had them all more than you or I.
346
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,168
- (phone rings)
- Dales.
347
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,770
- (mumbling)
- Ted?
348
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,723
Calm down. What is it?
349
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,883
This goo on the glove you gave me.
Is this a joke?
350
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,246
Why?
351
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,721
It's not like
any chemical compound I've seen.
352
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:05,840
It's from a life form which doesn't seem to be
carbon based, which by the way is impossible.
353
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:10,887
This is way out of my league. I called the FBI
and the Communicable Disease Center.
354
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,009
Oh, no, Ted, you didn't.
Nobody was supposed to know.
355
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:18,130
- Can you get the glove back to me?
- Sure. As soon as I finish up here.
356
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,087
I didn't mean to startle you. I'm Josh.
357
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,528
I know who you are. Only the best
ball player west of the Bronx.
358
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:40,527
Thank you. Arthur sent me here to explain
the substance. That's my mitt it ruined.
359
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,728
Where is this stuff from?
360
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,847
IVlars.
361
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,525
Actually just to the left of Mars.
362
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,091
What do you think you're doing?!
363
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,171
Ex.
364
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,809
A fella at the precinct
is willing to swear on his life
365
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,565
that you killed a man this afternoon.
366
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:31,124
Now I'm not sure what's going on here.
But I... I do know that you're no murderer.
367
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,010
You're gonna have to get out of town, Ex.
368
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:53,365
- Life ain't like baseball, is it?
- No. No, it's not.
369
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,408
I had a talk with my relative. A good talk.
370
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:03,042
He made me understand reason, Arthur.
Family's more important than a game.
371
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,447
So... I gotta go home.
372
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,524
You still consider them to be your family?
373
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,211
Of course I do. Who you think my family is?
374
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,322
I don't know. Your team?
375
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:20,087
Next thing you're gonna tell me is I owe it
to the kids to break the home-run record.
376
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,642
Or I owe it to the black folks
to make it to the majors.
377
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:27,167
Or I should keep playing out of
some meaningless human concept
378
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,720
of pride or loyalty.
379
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,969
- I don't know, Ex.
- We don't think like that, man.
380
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:39,050
We may be able to look like y'all,
but we ain't y'all.
381
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:43,045
- Know the big thing that separates us?
- What's that?
382
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,686
We got rhythm.
383
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,488
(siren in distance)
384
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,882
- I better go.
- Yeah.
385
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,486
Hey, will you do me a favour?
386
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,405
Will you tell people what I did on the field?
387
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,206
- Will you tell your kids how I played?
- You know I will, Ex.
388
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,527
Hey, man, uh... one more thing.
389
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,887
What?
390
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,884
You got a pretty good arm on you, boy.
391
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,402
(siren)
392
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:41,122
You may think you know the man
but, believe me, you do not.
393
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,921
You don't know what I know.
And you don't know what I don't know.
394
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,970
This is no minor-league
New Mexico cowboy cop crap.
395
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:52,045
If I told you what was really going on,
you'd stare at me in wild-eyed wonder
396
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,726
and pee your pants like a baby.
397
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,007
Tell me what I wanna know. Where's Exley?
398
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,726
I told you. He told me he was going home.
399
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,962
(umpire) Play ball!
400
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:06,489
You sure your boy got the right
prescription in those spectacles?
401
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,090
(umpire) Home run!
402
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,847
A witness puts him at the murder scene.
403
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,642
Now I know they look alike, but unless
he's got a guy running around looks identical,
404
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:22,166
he is a murderer, you could be an accomplice,
405
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:26,802
and the two of you are sliding down a giant
razor blade into a big old glass of lemonade.
406
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:41,120
But you hand him over... you can wear your
big hat and pretty badge as long as you want.
407
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,168
Are we finished?
408
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,521
No, Mr Dales. You're finished.
409
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,122
Home.
410
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,089
God.
411
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,562
Come on.
412
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,568
It's over.
413
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,367
- I know.
- I warned you. You didn't listen.
414
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,966
Now you die.
415
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,843
It's the right thing to do.
416
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,400
What do you know of the right thing to do?
417
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,530
You who would risk exposing
the entire project for a game?
418
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,682
A game.
419
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:13,046
- I hit a home run tonight.
- A home run?
420
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:17,321
Number 61. I set a record.
421
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,449
Show me your true face
so you can die with dignity.
422
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:28,202
As your executioner, I show you
my true face before I kill you.
423
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:45,364
Show me your true face
or you will die without honour.
424
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,121
This is my true face.
425
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,366
So be it.
426
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,967
No! Stop!
427
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,162
Ex!
428
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,650
No! Let me be! Let me be!
429
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,402
Arthur, get off of me.
Our blood is like acid to you people.
430
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,046
Arthur, get away. Don't touch it.
431
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:26,006
It's just blood, Ex. Look. It's just blood.
432
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,965
Wow.
433
00:40:55,880 --> 00:41:00,010
(baseball players)
6 Come and go with me to that land
434
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:04,730
6 Come and go with me to that land
435
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:09,808
6 Come and go with me to that land
436
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,805
6 Where I'm bound
437
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,885
6 I got a brother in that land
438
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,291
6 I got a brother in that land
439
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:27,322
6 I got a brother in that land
440
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,724
6 Where I'm bound, where I'm bound
441
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,765
6 I got a brother in that land
442
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:39,289
6 I got a brother in that land
443
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,080
6 I got a brother in that land
444
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,646
6 Where I'm bound
445
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,888
(baseball players humming)
446
00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:03,088
So, uh, I get this message marked "urgent"
447
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,403
on my answering service
from one Fox Mantle,
448
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,166
telling me to come down to the park
for a very special,
449
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:14,365
very early or very late birthday present.
450
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:20,129
And Mulder... I don't see any nicely wrapped
presents lying around, so what gives?
451
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:25,290
- You've never hit a baseball, have you?
- No. I guess I have, uh...
452
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,888
Found more necessary things
to do with my time than...
453
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,123
Slap a piece of horsehide with a stick.
454
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,611
Get over here.
455
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,730
(baseball players) 6 I got a sister in that
456
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:44,203
6 Where I'm bound, where I'm bound
457
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,448
6 I got a siste/1--
458
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,650
Is this my birthday present, Mulder?
You shouldn't have.
459
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:56,204
This ain't cheap. I'm paying that kid
ten bucks an hour to shag balls.
460
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,204
It's not a bad piece of ash, huh?
461
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,721
The bat. I'm talking about the bat.
462
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,327
Don't strangle it. You wanna
shake hands with it. Hello, Mr Bat.
463
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:11,327
It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
No, Miss Scully. The pleasure's all mine.
464
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,887
OK, now we wanna...
we wanna go hips before hands, OK?
465
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,487
We wanna stride forward and turn.
Thats what we're thinking.
466
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,848
- So we go hips... before hands. All right?
- OK.
467
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,322
One more time. Hips before hands.
468
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,483
- All right? What is it?
- Hips before hands.
469
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,724
We're gonna keep our eye on the ball
and then We're just gonna make contact.
470
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,691
We're not gonna think.
We're just gonna let it fly, Scullly, OK?
471
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,044
- Ready?
- I'm in the middle.
472
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,806
All right, fire away, Poorboy.
473
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,087
Ooh!
474
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:52,167
That's good. What you may find, as you're
concentrating on hitting that little ball...
475
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:56,040
The rest of the world fades away.
Your everyday nagging concerns.
476
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,168
The ticking of your biological clock.
477
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:02,683
How you probably couldn't afford that
nice new suede coat on a G-woman's salary.
478
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,843
How you threw away
a promising career in medicine
479
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:10,084
to hunt aliens with your crackpot,
albeit brilliant, partner.
480
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,084
Getting to the heart of a global conspiracy.
481
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,009
Your obscenely overdue triple-X bill.
482
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:21,085
Oh, I'm sorry, Scully. Those last
two problems are mine, not yours.
483
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,084
Shut up, IVlulder. I'm playing baseball.
484
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,608
(baseball players)
6 Where I'm bound, where I'm bound
485
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:33,287
6 Come and go with me to that land
486
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:38,164
6 Come and go with me to that land
487
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:43,686
6 Come and go with me to that land
488
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,764
6 Where I'm bound
489
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,3300
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