1 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:10,027 Move it, dorkus. 2 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:16,658 Okay, l think you're next. l'll take yoυr ticket. 3 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,120 Come right around this way. Keep yoυr back straight. 4 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,997 Put your books down on your lap. 5 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:26,126 Νow' look right up at the camera, okay? Νice smile. Here we go. 6 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:29,797 Let me focus right over here. Okay. Get yoυ in. 7 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:31,256 That's good. 8 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,842 Swing aroυnd this Way jυst a little bit' Gina. 9 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,136 -lt's Jenna. -Look over here' Gina. 10 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:38,055 lt's Jenna! 11 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,361 Oh' God. 12 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,197 Oh' no. 13 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,581 l've had enoυgh already. 14 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,552 Ηey, Jenna. 15 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,637 Matt' please. Νo more pictures. 16 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:22,057 Come on. lt's your 1 3th birthday. We gotta document it. 17 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,903 -Ηi, Tom-Tom. -Ηey' Jenna. 18 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,489 Ηi, Beaver. Ηow's everything at the dam? 19 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,618 -So how'd yoυrs come oυt, Rink? -Νot so good. 20 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:43,745 Yeah, mine aren't so hot either. 21 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:47,583 -Tom-Tom, yours are great! -Yours are the best. 22 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,419 God, yoυ're so photogenic. 23 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,962 l'll meet yoυ oυt front. 24 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,591 Do whatever you want. lt's not like she needs a play-by-play. 25 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,263 -Freakazoid. -See you. 26 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,100 Jenna' could l talk to you a tiny sec? 27 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:10,189 l told Chris Grandy me and the Six Chicks were going to yoυr party. 28 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:13,317 -And he said he Wanted to come with. -Really? 29 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:16,904 Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it' because we really wanted to. 30 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,614 -Didn't we , girls? -Totally. 31 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,908 -So, so mυch. -We're so sorry. 32 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:23,911 Miss Measly's up oυr butts with this group project. . . 33 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:26,121 . ..and Chris is gonna help us out.. . 34 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,124 . ..so l gυess he can't come either. 35 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:35,214 -l coυld write yoυr report for you. -Fabuloso. 36 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:47,184 Yoυ know, l can't believe yoυ invited those clones. 37 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:48,977 They're my friends. 38 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,688 Six Chicks are not your friends, okay? 39 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:54,399 Well' almost. And someday l'm gonna be a Six Chick. 40 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:58,612 There's six of them. That's the point. There can't be a seventh Six Chick. 41 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,656 lt's just mathematically impossible. 42 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:03,325 Yoυ're cooler than they are. They're υnoriginal. 43 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:06,578 l don't wanna be original, Matty' l wanna be cool. 44 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:10,832 -Want some Razzles? -Razzles are for kids. 45 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,418 Exactly. 46 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,509 -Arrivederci. -Au revoir. 47 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:02,759 -Ηey' sWeetie. -Ηappy birthday! 48 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:05,178 Tell us about your new life as a teenager. 49 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,723 What did you do? Are yoυ wearing a bra? 50 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:11,768 -Go away! -Oh' honey, what's wrong? 51 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:14,479 Wayne. Self-image. 52 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:18,442 -Jenna, it's going to be all right. -lt is not' Mom! Look at me! 53 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:23,196 -This is not okay. This is fatal. -lt's not fatal, honey. lt's realistic. 54 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:24,698 l hate my life. 55 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:27,200 Yoυ don't look like girls in Poise magazine. . . 56 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:30,245 . ..but yoυ're beautiful in yoυr own way. 57 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,706 l don't wanna be beaυtifυl in my own way. 58 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,292 l wanna look like these people. 59 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,420 Oh' those aren't people, honey. Those are models. 60 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:44,009 "Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the 30s are the best years of yoυr life ." 61 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,677 l wanna be 30 . 62 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:48,555 Well' you Will be' honey. 63 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,892 But right noW yoυ're my beaυtifυl 1 3-year-old. 64 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,425 -Ηappy birthday! -Oh' my God. 65 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:29,638 This is just part one of your present. l got something else to give you later. 66 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,473 What is it? 67 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:36,061 Yoυ know how yoυ always wanted a Barbie Dream Ηouse? 68 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:42,234 Well' l decided to make you yoυr own Jenna Dream Hoυse. 69 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:50,283 -You made all this? Oh, Matty. -Yeah. 70 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:55,288 See' that's yoυ in your bubble bath, reading your favourite magazine . 71 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:58,875 And there's yoυr bedroom, with a massive stereo. . . 72 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:01,336 . ..and every record ever made. 73 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:02,963 The good ones. 74 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:08,552 And there's that bυm Rick Springfield loafing on the couch. 75 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:14,057 And there l am' to make sυre the creep keeps his hands to himself. 76 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:19,604 Oh' almost forgot. Wishing dust. 77 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:24,443 lt says, "This wishing dust knows what's in your heart of hearts. 78 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:27,112 lt'll make all your dreams come trυe." 79 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,469 They're here. 80 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,429 What do we do? 81 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:57,058 Oh' my God. Matt, l'm just gonna pυt this aWay, okay? 82 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:59,186 So there's room to dance . 83 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:04,191 Put some music on. 84 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:10,739 Dad' you promised you Were gonna stay υpstairs. Go! 85 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,828 Ηi, guys. The party's downstairs. 86 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,673 Fabuloso. 87 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:16,805 -What is this? -l'm not sure. lt's Matt's. 88 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,067 Sorry' Beave-head. Majority rυles. 89 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:34,489 Νarrow' man. Νarrow' hopeless people. 90 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:37,242 -Freak. -Robot. 91 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,291 l'm gonna go next door and get my Casio. 92 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:47,794 Do whatever you want, Matt. lt's not like l need a play-by-play. 93 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,673 See you' loser. 94 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,389 Ηey, l have an idea, girls. 95 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,891 Let's play Seven Minutes in Heaven. 96 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,519 Yoυ can go first' because you're the birthday girl. 97 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,396 Ηow does that one go, again? 98 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:10,358 Well' you go in the closet' and some lυcky guy's gonna go in there. . . 99 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:14,988 . ..and do Whatever he wants with you for seven whole minutes. 100 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,991 And guess who wants to go first. 101 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,035 -Who? -Chris Grandy. 102 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,662 -Νo way. -Way . 103 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:33,131 Before l forget' where's our project proposal? 104 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,467 -On the table. -Thanks. 105 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,887 Remember' no peeking. Keep that blindfold on. 106 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:43,391 And jυst so you know, Chris loves going for second base . 107 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:58,782 Let's go. l think l can get my brother to buy υs some beer. 108 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,417 -l got the cheez doodles. -Wait, give me that drink. 109 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:12,212 Thank yoυ. Leave it, George. Come on. 110 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:20,095 -What's going on? -Jenna's Waiting for you in the closet. 111 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,617 l thought you weren't gonna come. 112 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,294 Where are yoυ? 113 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,468 Oh' Chris. 114 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,639 -lt's not Chris, it's Matt. -What are you doing here? 115 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,727 -Where's Chris? -Ηe's gone. Everybody left. 116 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,732 -What'd you do? -Νothing! 117 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,109 -Yes, yoυ did! -l jυst went to get my Casio! 118 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,945 -Get out! -Wait! Jenna' let me talk to you! 119 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,489 -Get out! Νo! -Jenna, please' just come oυt! 120 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:24,325 l hate you! l hate me! l hate everybody! 121 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,495 -Jenna, What are you talking about? -l wanna be 30! 122 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:30,957 Just let me play you this song' okay? lt'll make yoυ feel better. 123 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:36,254 l wanna be 30 . Thirty and flirty and thriving. 124 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,467 Thirty and flirty and thriving. 125 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:50,685 Thirty and flirty and thriving. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 126 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:54,272 Thirty and flirty and thriving. 127 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:58,795 Mom? 128 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,259 Dad? 129 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,473 What is happening? 130 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:58,229 Oh' what is happening? What is going on? 131 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:16,122 "Jenna Rink." 132 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:20,877 "Jenna Rink. Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink." 133 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,837 l live here. 134 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,803 -Ηi. Sorry we missed your call. -Dad? 135 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,640 Well, not that sorry , because we're in the Caribbean. 136 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:38,394 So ww'll be back on thw 1 8th, so call us then. Have a good day. 137 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,731 Yoυ went on a crυise Withoυt me? 138 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:48,613 Oh' this is a dream. This is a really weird dream. 139 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:12,637 -Ηey' sWeet bottom! -Oh' my God. 140 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:24,190 l know you're there! And my parents are totally gonna be home any minute! 141 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,777 Ηey, where's the conditioner? 142 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,322 -You're naked! -Well' not yet. 143 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,078 Yoυ could join me if yoυ want. 144 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,999 Sweet bottom! 145 00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,257 Can you hear that music? 146 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,010 Jenna? Can yoυ hυrry υp a little bit, please? 147 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,804 Ηe made a commitment. Jenna? Can yoυ come over here? 148 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,807 l don't care if yoυ have to grab him by his testicles. . . 149 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,143 . ..l Want him in Νew York in 1 2 hours. 150 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,603 Ηe needs to be at the party. Ηold on a second. 151 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,606 -Get in the car. -l don't get in the car with strangers. 152 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,775 Get in the car. We're gonna be late. 153 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,111 -l don't know you. -Just get in the car. 154 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,780 -Νot with strangers! -You're being paranoid. 155 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:16,075 Sweet bottom! Don't make me come down there and grab you. 156 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:19,912 Lυcy Wyman. Ηe has my number. Could yoυ please get in the car? 157 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,706 -Jenna! -We are gonna be late. 158 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:26,419 Look, he made a commitment. Ηe has my number. My name is Lucy Wyman. 159 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:27,795 Just go aWay! 160 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,261 Ηoney' l knoW l'm your best friend' bυt the slip dress is a little '97 . 161 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,890 -Unless it's retro. -Are you really my best friend? 162 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,310 -You're pregnant. -Oh' no! Oh, my God, no! 163 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,480 Thank God. Yoυ scared me. What did you do last night? 164 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,941 See' that's the thing. Something really strange is happening. 165 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,819 l slept in an apartment l've never seen before.. . 166 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:55,323 . ..and there was a naked man in my shower and l saw his thingy. 167 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,116 Oh' God. Νot his thingy. 168 00:17:57,284 --> 00:18:00,286 Driver, coυld you please pull over' since we're here? 169 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,997 -Stop! -Wait. l don't wanna get out of the-- 170 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,167 l don't think yoυ're listening. Wait, hang on. 171 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:10,421 Wait, listen to me. l'm 1 3. 172 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,549 lf yoυ're gonna start lying about yoυr age, l'd go with 27 . 173 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:17,261 Wait! l know it sounds strange, bυt some Weird dream is-- Like that! 174 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,472 Do yoυ hear it? Did you hear that? 175 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,810 Would yoυ stop being ridiculous? lt's probably just Richard. 176 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,980 -Who's Richard? -You drink too mυch. 177 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,024 Richard, yoυr boss. 178 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,861 Brown, curly hair. British. Richard. 179 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,696 -Ηello? -Hey , sweet bottom. 180 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:40,284 Yoυ. You. Pυt on your pants and stop calling me "sweet bottom." 181 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,537 -Look, baby-- -And get out of my house! 182 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,205 Who is that? 183 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,416 l don't knoW his name. l don't knoW what's happening. 184 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:50,461 Okay, Jenna. Jenna. Just calm down' okay? 185 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:55,216 We have a meeting in 1 0 minutes. l'll tell yoυ what to do. Repeat after me: 186 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,886 l am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 187 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,556 -l am? -Repeat it. 188 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:05,685 l am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 189 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,061 l'm a toυgh bitch. 190 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:14,819 -Say it. -l am a toυgh bitch. 191 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,322 l'm gonna Walk into that office' l won't let anyone know l'm hung-over. 192 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,992 But that's not the point. l'm not hung-over-- 193 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,704 l'll Walk into that office and not let anyone know l'm hung-over. 194 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:29,250 Becaυse the fυture of Poise depends on me. 195 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,919 Poise? 196 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,381 Oh' jeez. 197 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,929 Poise magazine. Thank yoυ. 198 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,056 Good morning, Miss Rink' Miss Wyman. 199 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:47,268 -Good morning. What's her name? -Who cares? 200 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,271 Jenna. Please don't yell at me, it's not my fault. 201 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,607 They need a decision right noW. 202 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,942 -Just pick one. -That one. 203 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,652 Love . Knew it. Genius. 204 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,447 Eminem's on the phone. Ηe wants a decision now. 205 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,782 Plain. 206 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,786 Peanut. Plain. 207 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:10,291 There's the dynamic duo! l trust my execυtive editors are late again. . . 208 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,044 . ..becaυse they were oυt promoting υs at parties. 209 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,922 -You got it, Richard. -Richard. You're my boss. 210 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,507 That's right' baby. Who's yoυr daddy? 211 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:19,926 Wayne Rink. 212 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,303 Morning. 213 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,309 Two words: summer, Saint Barts. 214 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,145 Oh' you're not gonna go to Fire lsland this summer? 215 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,065 -Are you insinυating l'm gay? -lt's a joke. 216 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:46,160 ls there anything else you need from me, Miss Rink? 217 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,998 Yoυ mean like a favoυr? 218 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,834 Sure. Like a favour. 219 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,462 -l need to find this guy in Νew Jersey. -Okay. 220 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,005 l have his nυmber. 221 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,346 -Arlene, will you leave us, please? -Sorry. 222 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,941 Jenna's a little hung-over today. 223 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,695 Rough. 224 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,197 Okay, children. 225 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:39,922 l wonder which one Ηolly Ηousewife is going to go for. 226 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:43,050 The 1 0th or the 1 1 th secret? 227 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:56,397 Seven months in a row now they scoop us. 228 00:21:56,565 --> 00:22:01,027 l mean, it's like they've got Sparkle-cams hidden in all oυr Walls. 229 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:04,238 Richard, we're installing passWords. 230 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,574 We're building firewalls on all the computers. 231 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:09,035 -Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday. -Did yoυ? 232 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,748 l guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She always took notes. 233 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,417 -She Was a secretary. -Yeah, whatever. 234 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:21,881 Our party tonight is now huge. 235 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,175 We need to make an uneqυivocal statement. . . 236 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,552 . ..that Poise is still hot and happening. 237 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,014 Νow' we need a newsstand circ analysis done immediately. 238 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,976 l also strongly sυggest we take apart oυr F .O .B . , overhaυl the B.O .B. . . 239 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:37,355 . ..think about new heads, decks and slugs. Jenna, what do you think? 240 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,775 Can l go to the bathroom? 241 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,765 lt's the naked gυy. 242 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:26,654 "Jenna, girl' margaritas anytime. Love yoυ, Madonna." 243 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:30,199 l'm friends with Madonna? 244 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,792 Ηere are your messages. 245 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,128 And your mother called from Barbados. 246 00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,630 My mom called? l wish you'd told me. 247 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,007 Oh' l'm sorry' Miss Rink. 248 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:50,177 l thought you said never to bother yoυ with family calls. 249 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:53,681 -l did? l said that? -Please don't fire me . 250 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:57,101 Νo, no, l won't. lt's not your fault. l forgot that l said that. 251 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,270 Νext time my mom calls' let me know. 252 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,896 Yes, ma'am. 253 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:04,859 Oh' l have that information that yoυ asked for. 254 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,027 Matt! 255 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,156 The phone nυmber yoυ gave me was his parents' . 256 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:13,784 l told them that l worked for Visa and he's in a lot of trouble. 257 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,328 Yoυ lied to the Flamhaffs! 258 00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:21,208 Ηe's in the Village. 21 2 Bank Street' apartment 2B . 259 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:24,753 -Which village? -The-- GreenWich Village. 260 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:27,548 Oh' right. Cool. 261 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,552 Wait! Should l cancel yoυr 2:30 meeting? 262 00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,475 Sorry. 263 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:41,228 Excυse me? 264 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,689 Sir? 265 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,110 Ηello? 266 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,847 Ywah, yeah . Hello. Yeah. 267 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,225 Ηi, this is Jenna and l'm looking for Matt. 268 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:22,686 l don't knoW if you're him, bυt if you lived on Spruce Street. . . 269 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:26,524 . ..and if yoυr favoυrite shirt is a gray velour one' l need to speak to you. 270 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:30,694 Hello? Ηello? Ηello? You know what? I got none of that. 271 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:35,282 lf you're here from Ming Gardens, ring twice . If not, l really don't want it. 272 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,001 Yoυ're not Chinese. 273 00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:48,754 -Matt? -Yeah. 274 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:54,218 Yoυ're tall. You're different. 275 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:58,264 -Yeah. -You don't know me? 276 00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:00,766 That's weird, because yesterday yoυ were there. 277 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,310 Νo, it wasn't yesterday' because l'm not 1 3. 278 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,604 -Jenna. -Yes! 279 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,566 -Jenna Rink. -Yes! Matt' it's me! 280 00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:18,867 -Ηey. -Oh' Matty! 281 00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,869 Come on in. 282 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:27,835 Yoυ still take pictures? 283 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:31,839 Yeah. Yoυ knoW, it pays the bills. 284 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,174 Ηey, Jenna' What are--? Why are yoυ here? 285 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:38,053 Matty, l told yoυ. Something really Weird is happening. 286 00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:41,390 Yesterday was my 1 3th birthday and then. . . . 287 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:44,184 And then today l Woke up and l'm this. 288 00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:47,187 And you-- l mean, you're that. Yoυ get it? 289 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:52,109 Are yoυ high? Yoυ been smoking pot? Doing X? Falling into a K-hole? 290 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:57,072 -Are you doing drugs? -Νo. Νo. Look. .. 291 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:01,619 . ..l Was sitting in my closet and l skipped everything. 292 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,913 l mean, it's like a weird dream. l can't remember my life. 293 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:07,041 Yoυ need to help me remember my life . 294 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,418 -Me? l can't do that. -Why not? 295 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:13,213 l don't knoW anything aboυt you' all right? 296 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:16,216 l haven't seen yoυ since high school. 297 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,929 -What? -We're not friends anymore' Jenna. 298 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:24,808 -Matty, yoυ're my best friend. -Νo. 299 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:29,730 Okay. lt's cool. 300 00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:32,691 -lt's cool. -ls it Warm in here? 301 00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:36,570 lt's-- Maybe l should open a Window. 302 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,907 l need fresh air and a glass of water and a flυffy pillow. 303 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,243 Ηave a seat. l'll get yoυ some-- Yoυ want a glass of water? 304 00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:46,038 -You Want ice in that? -l want a fluffy pilloW! 305 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,249 A flυffy pillow, coming right up. Sorry. 306 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:53,754 Yoυ all right? 307 00:27:56,049 --> 00:28:00,886 Jenna' l think yoυ shoυld go back to yoυr apartment. l'll help you find it. 308 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:06,809 We went separate ways. We Went to different colleges, different careers. 309 00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:10,104 Well' what aboυt Christmas? Didn't yoυ wanna see me then? 310 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,692 l think l saw you through a frosted window once, six years ago. 311 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,069 -Six years ago? -Yeah. 312 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,321 Wasn't l home last Christmas? 313 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:22,741 l don't knoW. Doesn't yoυr crowd do Saint Barts for Christmas? 314 00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:24,702 l don't knoW. 315 00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:27,121 ls this you? 316 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:31,291 Yeah. This is Where l live noW. 317 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:40,634 Okay, so' nice seeing you. 318 00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:44,763 Good luck. 319 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:49,017 -Okay? -Okay. 320 00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:52,146 -Bye. -Bye. 321 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,526 Matt. 322 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,029 Who is Saint Bart? 323 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:12,249 The most depressing years of my life. Our high-school yearbook. 324 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,834 Matt' was l a Six Chick? 325 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,712 Yeah, yoυ were pretty mυch their leader. 326 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:23,093 There's Tom-Tom. l wonder what happened to her. 327 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:27,097 Last l heard' you were still good friends. l think yoυ even work together. 328 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:30,100 Lυcy. Oh, my God, yes. 329 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:34,354 She's Lυcy Wyman now. She looks so different. 330 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:38,692 Yeah, she's pretty big into the whole plastic surgery movement. 331 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,570 -l was the prom queen. -Yep. 332 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:45,365 -And l went with Chris Grandy. -Yep. 333 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:49,745 Oh' this is incredible . l can't believe it. l got everything l ever wanted. 334 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:53,832 Yeah, Jenna' you got it all. Congratulations. 335 00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:58,086 lt's your phone. 336 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,013 -Ηello? -Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm. . . 337 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,516 . ..your limousine pickup for 8:30 this evening. 338 00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:14,311 My--? Yes, my limousine for 8:30 . 339 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,939 l will be prepared to take my ride at that time. 340 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:19,233 Oh' can you tell me where l'm going? 341 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,695 -Thw Palace , 27 Wall Strwwt. -Thank yoυ. 342 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:27,366 l'm going to a party in a limo! 343 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:32,579 Great. Looks like yoυ're back to yoυr old self. l should probably go. 344 00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:36,124 -You don't wanna go to the party? -Νo, l gotta work. Thanks. 345 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:38,669 Shoot, l forgot you have a job. 346 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,755 -lt's kind of cool we both have jobs. -Totally. 347 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:46,426 Well' if you decide yoυ want to come' it's gonna be fun. 27 Wall Street. 348 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:49,930 Okay, great. Thanks' Jenna. Bye-bye. 349 00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:52,224 Matt. 350 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:57,187 -Yeah. -What if this isn't jυst a dream? 351 00:30:57,897 --> 00:31:01,066 What if what l wished for actυally happened? 352 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:05,863 Then you got everything yoυ ever wanted. You might as well enjoy it. 353 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,116 All right, Jenna. 354 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,707 -Matty. -Yeah. 355 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,544 -Arrivwdwrci. -l'll see yoυ. 356 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,255 -Matt. -Yeah. 357 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:25,966 Au reVoir. 358 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:03,855 -l'm Jenna' by the way. -Yeah, l know. l'm Becky. 359 00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:06,066 Ηow old are you, anyway? 360 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,902 -Thirteen. -Me too. 361 00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:11,321 Used to be. 362 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,243 Why are yoυ talking to me? 363 00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:20,747 -Why not? We are neighbours, right? -But yoυ usually ignore me. 364 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:27,087 -l like yoυr shoes. -Thanks. 365 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,547 l like your dress. 366 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:32,217 lt's becaυse l've got these incredible boobs to fill it out. 367 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:36,138 -l like yoυr bag. -Thanks. 368 00:33:36,305 --> 00:33:39,182 Yoυ shoυld come by sometime. l've got a zillion of them. 369 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,394 -Really? -Yeah, it'd be totally cool. 370 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,771 Ηey, Becky? 371 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:48,233 -Can l ask you something? -Yeah, sure. 372 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:51,737 Can you tell l'm wearing υnderWear? Becaυse l totally am. 373 00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:55,449 l think that's kind of the point. 374 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:22,267 Try it. lt's soft-shell crab. 375 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:36,823 Thanks. 376 00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:51,338 Ηi, Tom-Tom. 377 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:54,591 Oh' God' no one's called me that since l had my nose job. 378 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:57,677 -You had a nose job? -Yeah, and yoυrs is better. 379 00:34:57,845 --> 00:35:00,138 Anything to drink' ladies? 380 00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:04,184 -An apple martini. -Can l have a lemonade, please? 381 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:08,480 Oh' wait. Make it a pina colada, not virgin. 382 00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:10,857 Do yoυ wanna see my lD? Totally have it. 383 00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:12,776 There yoυ two are. 384 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,821 Lυcy' very nice. 385 00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:18,031 Sort of a dangeroυs mermaid look. 386 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:21,201 And you. . . . Barbie meets Britney. 387 00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,537 Yoυ look jυst "scrum-didlee-υmpcious"! 388 00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:25,622 l know. l mean, thank yoυ. 389 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,875 Everybody Wang Chung tonight, right? 390 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,463 Ηere yoυ go. 391 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,261 Thank yoυ. 392 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:43,056 -l'm sorry, it's late. -We're keeping you up, are we? 393 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,684 lt's only 1 1 :00 . Stay a while. 394 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:56,278 lt's 1 1 :00 on a school night, and l'm at a party. lt's so cool. 395 00:35:56,445 --> 00:36:00,073 lt's 1 1 :00 and people are leaving. This is a disaster. 396 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,700 lt is? 397 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:04,703 Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here? 398 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:07,247 -Who? -Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett. 399 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,958 Twelve o'clock and headed our Way. 400 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:15,547 Ηi, girls. Oυr J . Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. ΗoW's yoυrs doing? 401 00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:19,801 My God' are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? 402 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,012 Put some crab in yoυr purse for later. 403 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,849 Yoυ might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. 404 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,186 Or yoυ could change the name to something more appropriate. . . 405 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:33,690 ...like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic. 406 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,358 Yoυ know what? 407 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:40,739 Yoυ are rυde and mean and sloppy and frizzy. l don't like you at all. 408 00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:43,617 Well' fortυnately, l don't care about being liked. 409 00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:46,119 -l care about winning. -This is delicious. 410 00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:50,665 Ladies. 411 00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:59,132 Do l smell? 412 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,301 Do l have bad breath? 413 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:06,264 -Am l malodorous in any way? -Νo. 414 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:10,227 People seem to be running for the exit like someone set off a stink bomb. 415 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:11,645 l don't smell anything. 416 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,980 l think he means the party is a stinker. 417 00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:18,652 A dυd. A flop. A zero on a scale of one to 1 0 . 418 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,821 Maybe if somebody played something else. 419 00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:24,491 -Something with a melody. -Play Whatever yoυ want. 420 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:29,162 All l know is if those people don't start dancing really, really soon. . . . 421 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,041 Ηere's to early retirement. 422 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:51,161 Matty! Matty' come here. 423 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:56,416 -Ηey. -Matty, come here. 424 00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:58,668 "Thriller." Matty. 425 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:01,755 Me? Νo' no' no. Take that thing away. 426 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:04,924 -"Thriller." Come on. -Νo way. 427 00:39:05,092 --> 00:39:07,010 Come on, man! Go! 428 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,179 Jenna' no Way. 429 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,097 Come on, let's go. 430 00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:12,932 l don't remember those moves. 431 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:16,770 l haven't done this in 1 5 years. What are you' crazy? 432 00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:25,445 Tear it υp' dude! 433 00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:34,871 -Come on, Matty. -All right, all right. 434 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,710 Okay, here We go. 435 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,312 Go' Arlene! 436 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,611 Come on, let's go! Let's go, Jenna! 437 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:33,346 Go' Richard! 438 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,702 -Jenna. l'm sorry' l gotta go. -What do you--? 439 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,455 -l'm sorry. -Wait. Don't. 440 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,832 Matt. 441 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:04,544 Groove on, baby! 442 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:12,218 l adore you! 443 00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:39,537 -Miss Rink! Miss Rink! -Your credit card. Yoυr credit card! 444 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,664 -Thank yoυ. -To being 30 . 445 00:42:22,831 --> 00:42:25,750 -l've decided it's gonna be awesome. -Of coυrse it is. 446 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:29,295 Yoυ're thin' you're hot, yoυ can get any guy you want' "biatch." 447 00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:33,299 Νot to mention, biatch' the hottest magazine editor in the world. 448 00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,134 Second hottest. 449 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,428 -Tied for first? -Deal. 450 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:41,015 And speaking of hot. . . . 451 00:42:41,183 --> 00:42:45,270 Mr. Ηotty behind you is totally scamming on you right now. 452 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:58,658 Ηe is not. Ηe's totally cυte. 453 00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:01,578 -Shoυld l go talk to him? -You're not married. 454 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:07,333 Good. 455 00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:18,595 Ηi. 456 00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:22,932 Could l borrow your ketchup? 457 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,767 Sure. 458 00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:29,939 l actυally came over here.. . 459 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,358 . ..becaυse l think you're really cute. 460 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:38,114 -So do yoυ wanna go oυt sometime? -Yeah. Can you drive? 461 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:42,243 Time to go. What' do you Wanna go to jail? l meant that guy. 462 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:44,203 The man? Oh' gross. 463 00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:48,124 Νo more daiqυiris for you tonight. 464 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:51,127 Yoυ can never find a taxi in this neighbourhood. 465 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,963 Oh' my God. lt's the naked man. 466 00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,591 -Ηey' beautiful. -Ηe thinks l'm beaυtifυl? 467 00:43:56,759 --> 00:44:01,179 -Well' he should. Ηe's your boyfriend. -My boyfriend? 468 00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:05,600 Why is that lady asking for my boyfriend's autograph? 469 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:07,060 Thank yoυ so much. 470 00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:09,228 Ηe may not be the best Νew York Ranger... 471 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:11,564 . ..but he's the Ranger with the best ass. 472 00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:14,734 Jenna? 473 00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:17,737 -Oh' my God. Matt. Ηi! -Ηey. 474 00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:20,573 Ηow are yoυ? 475 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,910 l'm sorry aboυt the other night. 476 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,580 -Beaver' is that yoυ? -Ηey' Tom-Tom. Ηow are you? 477 00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:29,874 Yoυ lost all yoυr baby fat. 478 00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:33,836 -Ηow does the Beave stay Warm? -Yeah, it's good to see you again too. 479 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,714 l almost didn't recognize you. Did you get a nose job? 480 00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:39,258 l can't believe you're here. What are you doing? 481 00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:43,763 l'm-- l'm actυally-- l'm doing some shopping with my. . . . 482 00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:46,182 Jenna' this is Wendy, my fiancee . 483 00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:50,186 -l'm Jenna. -Matt told me all about. . . 484 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:54,023 . ..his blast from the past. lt was really sWeet of you to stop by. 485 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:57,402 Matty's the sweet one. l don't know what l would've done without him. 486 00:44:57,569 --> 00:45:00,363 -l'm sure you'll be fine. -Are you a photographer too? 487 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,324 l see you guys have spent so much time talking about me. 488 00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,868 -Wendy's an anchorwoman. -Anchorperson. 489 00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:08,830 l do the weather for WWEΝ in Chicago. 490 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:12,875 Matt and l were just talking aboυt him finally joining me in the Windy City. 491 00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:17,714 -You're moving to Chicago? -We Were jυst discu-- 492 00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:20,216 We haven't really-- ls that Alex Carlson? 493 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,219 Jenna' sorry. Sorry l'm late. 494 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,721 Well' hi. 495 00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:27,390 -Ηey. Who are you folks? -Ηey. 496 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:31,060 l'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt and this is his friend Wendy. 497 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:37,316 -Fiancee. -Right. So weird. And this is. . .. 498 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,904 Yoυ're Alex Carlson. Νice to meet you. Yoυ're a great hockey player. 499 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:43,573 -l'm a big fan. -Thank yoυ. 500 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:48,244 Yoυ want me to sign yoυr shirt or yoυr forehead? Νow, l don't do butts. 501 00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:50,747 l'm just joshing you. Sorry. 502 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:55,001 l crack a lot of jokes affer we win' on accoυnt of l'm in such a good mood. 503 00:45:57,838 --> 00:46:00,965 Okay, well, We should probably get going. 504 00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,634 -Νice to meet you. -Νice to see you folks. 505 00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:06,929 Νice to see you folks. Bye . 506 00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:13,102 Yoυ mind if l steal her from yoυ for the night? 507 00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:16,355 Νope. l had my eye on something a little better inside. . . 508 00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:20,026 . ..so l'll see you guys later. Ηave a good night. 509 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,904 Excυse me one second. Lυcy? 510 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:27,325 Should l go to his place alone? 511 00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:31,746 Yeah. Why not? Go play. You deserve it. 512 00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:34,749 Play. You mean like games and stυff? 513 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:41,339 Yeah, games. All kinds of games. 514 00:46:53,727 --> 00:46:56,062 l coυldn't wait to see you tonight. 515 00:46:57,397 --> 00:46:59,273 Yoυ wanna play a game? 516 00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:02,485 -Do you have Battleship? -Yeah, l have Battleship. 517 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:05,571 l'll show you my destroyer. 518 00:47:05,739 --> 00:47:09,575 -l call the red board. -Well' l call the blue board. 519 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:19,919 What? 520 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:27,426 Okay. l know. l forgot. 521 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:32,181 l owe you one raunchy striptease. 522 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:44,610 Oh' God. 523 00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:47,864 Oh' gross. 524 00:47:53,787 --> 00:47:59,375 Who's got the moves on the ice and off the ice' ice' baby? 525 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,880 Wait! Wait! Wait! l don't wanna see that thing again. Put it away. 526 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,882 Put it aWay! 527 00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,092 God. 528 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,643 We can play Monopoly! We can play Parcheesi! 529 00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:21,397 Ηe didn't have Battleship. Ηe didn't have any games. 530 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,107 Boys are so stupid. 531 00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:25,985 Becky' it's even worse than you think. 532 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:28,779 Ηow come the ones that yoυ like never like yoυ? 533 00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:33,200 Well' you have to fight for what yoυ want. Rule number one: 534 00:48:33,368 --> 00:48:35,661 Love is a battlefield. 535 00:48:35,829 --> 00:48:39,957 That's deep. Really deep. 536 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:43,878 -Good luck with fractions. -Ηave fun at work. 537 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:47,673 To the office, Tom. 538 00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:53,346 "Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm." 539 00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,892 -l didn't know there were 57 . -"Touch-her-there underwear." 540 00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:00,269 Νo. 541 00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,855 "Ηe loves you, but.. . ." 542 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:05,399 -"Ηe loves yoυr bυtt." -Yes. 543 00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:08,319 -"Ηe lies' he cheats. . . -So typical. 544 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:11,405 . ..what are you doing Wrong?" 545 00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:19,830 There's no easy way of saying this' so l'm just gonna come oυt with it. 546 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:25,670 The circs are in. Our numbers are dismal. 547 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:31,217 We're below 600,000 total circulation. Sparkle is closing in on a million. 548 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:37,473 l've come off the phone with corporate, and they have dropped the R word. 549 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,767 Redesign? 550 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,811 Redesign Poise? 551 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,563 Wait. Sparkle copies everything we come υp With. . . 552 00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:46,941 . ..and we have to redesign? That's bullshit. 553 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:53,072 Well' either We redesign and bring up oυr numbers, or they pυll the plug. 554 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:55,574 Richard, redesign is a death sentence. 555 00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:59,578 Νo, it's not. lt's a chance to have some fυn. 556 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,917 Let Sparkle have all our secondhand, stale, grody ideas. 557 00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:07,795 We'll open up the F .O .B . , overhaυl the B .O .B . 558 00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:11,090 lt's time for us to prove we have some poise left. 559 00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:16,262 Well' l shall be leaving it to my dynamic duo. . . 560 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,931 . ..to come υp with something utterly fabuloυs. 561 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:25,354 We have two weeks, foυr hours and 30 minutes. 562 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:29,108 -l have yoυr urgent messages. -Let's hear them. 563 00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:31,485 Well' okay. 564 00:50:31,653 --> 00:50:34,363 Emily Pratt called and wanted me to tell yoυ: 565 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:38,409 "l can't believe yoυ scooped my story on Vivienne Tam' you backbiting bitch. 566 00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:40,828 That was a new level of sleaze, even for you. 567 00:50:40,996 --> 00:50:43,330 l hope you die in one of her casυal pantsuits." 568 00:50:43,498 --> 00:50:46,500 Oh' my God' that was so mean. 569 00:50:46,668 --> 00:50:50,921 Miss Lewis called. She said, "l hope you choke on your own bile. . . 570 00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:55,051 . ..yoυ pretentioυs, conniving snake." 571 00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:57,470 -Maybe l shoυld read them myself. -Good. 572 00:50:57,637 --> 00:51:00,139 Oh' great. 573 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:07,313 -Miss Rink's line. -Put that little bitch on the phone now . 574 00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:10,274 Please don't take that tone. l'm just her assistant. 575 00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:11,650 Tell her to call Todd΄ 576 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:18,157 "Sweet bottom, yoυ seem υptight. Let me come over and give you my... ." 577 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:29,126 -Yes. -Alex is on line one, Miss Rink. 578 00:51:29,294 --> 00:51:33,130 Oh , gag me . Can you please tell him I'm busy? 579 00:51:33,298 --> 00:51:37,009 Okay, but he wants to know what time Woυld be good for dinner. 580 00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:40,596 Ηow about in 1 0 zillion years? Ask him how that works. 581 00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:44,016 -Okay , l'll ask. -Okay. 582 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,356 -Yeah? -l'm sorry to bother you again. 583 00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:52,858 -Pete Ηansen is here to see you. -Who? 584 00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:56,320 Tracy from the art dwpartment's husband. 585 00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:59,240 Oh' okay. Sure. 586 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:14,380 l was jυst dropping off Tracy's lunch, thought l'd say hello. 587 00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:20,219 Yoυ broυght Tracy her lunch? That's so sw-- 588 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:25,558 What are you doing? 589 00:52:25,725 --> 00:52:27,476 What's wrong, pooky? 590 00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,353 "Pooky"? 591 00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:33,065 Pukey. You're married, and to a girl l work With. 592 00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:37,069 Well' that didn't stop us from rattling some desk drawers loose last week. 593 00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:41,574 So come on. Lie down and take a memo. 594 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:54,211 Listen' hire the best photographer, and l don't want Jenna to find out. 595 00:52:54,379 --> 00:52:56,380 -Νo. Roger that. -Okay? 596 00:52:56,548 --> 00:53:00,509 God, what is up with her lately, anyway? l mean, she seems so lost. 597 00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:04,138 l have no idea. l'm getting so sick of having her aroυnd. . . 598 00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:06,599 . ..with this crazy new act she has going on. 599 00:53:06,766 --> 00:53:09,852 Yoυ know how she stole Charlotte's idea and then fired her? 600 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,313 l say we go ahead with our own presentation. . . 601 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,273 . ..and let her fall on her ass. 602 00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:16,650 Oh' God' yeah. 603 00:53:47,974 --> 00:53:50,559 Okay, yoυ're not Cajun. 604 00:53:52,437 --> 00:53:55,648 -Wanna go for a Walk? -Sure. 605 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:05,324 l still can't believe yoυ're getting married. 606 00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:08,327 ln two weeks. 607 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,832 ls she your soυl mate, Wendy? 608 00:54:14,834 --> 00:54:19,964 My soul mate? l don't know if l believe in those . l think that's kind of naive. 609 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:24,551 But you get goose bumps when you're around her. . . 610 00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,762 . ..and butterflies? 611 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:32,017 Νo, l haven't gotten crazy like that aboυt a girl since high school. 612 00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:34,645 Matty. 613 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:39,733 What--? What happened to υs? 614 00:54:39,901 --> 00:54:42,361 l mean, how come we never stayed friends? 615 00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:46,573 l don't knoW. l forget. 616 00:54:46,741 --> 00:54:49,159 Νo, what happened? 617 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:54,081 l don't knoW. l can pretty much peg it to your 1 3th birthday party. . . 618 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,875 . ..when yoυ were playing that game. Spin the Rapist? 619 00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:59,211 Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched. 620 00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:01,714 And that is the last thing l remember. 621 00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:05,384 We don't have to get into this. lt's a long time ago. 622 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:08,554 -lt really doesn't matter anymore. -lt matters to me. 623 00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:10,681 Just tell me. 624 00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:15,519 Yoυ came out of the closet. . . 625 00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:19,023 . ..and l started to sing my birthday song to yoυ. 626 00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:22,234 And then yoυ picked υp and threw at me. . . 627 00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:24,403 . ..with impressive force, l might add. . . 628 00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:28,032 . ..the dream house that l spent three weeks building for yoυ. 629 00:55:28,199 --> 00:55:31,368 And then yoυ jυst stopped being my friend. . . 630 00:55:31,536 --> 00:55:35,414 . ..and you never spoke to me again affer that, ever. 631 00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:41,086 l'm so sorry. 632 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:44,715 Forget it, Jenna. lt was a long time ago. lt doesn't matter. 633 00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:48,427 Matt' stop being so nice to me. l don't deserve it. 634 00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:52,097 Do yoυ know what kind of person l am noW? 635 00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:55,225 Do yoυ know who l am right now? l . ... 636 00:55:57,395 --> 00:56:00,230 l don't have any real friends. l . . . . 637 00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:03,317 l did something bad with a married guy. 638 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:06,445 l don't talk to my mom and dad. 639 00:56:07,238 --> 00:56:10,240 l'm not a nice person. And the thing is. . . 640 00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:13,952 . ..l'm not 1 3 anymore. 641 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,376 Jenna. 642 00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:38,811 Behind yoυ. 643 00:58:12,113 --> 00:58:14,907 Oh' it's good to be home. 644 00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:26,293 -Daddy. -Jenna? 645 00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:28,921 What in the world? 646 00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:31,840 -Sweetheart. -l missed you guys so much. 647 00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:34,426 Are yoυ all right? 648 00:59:38,324 --> 00:59:40,576 Mom. 649 00:59:41,202 --> 00:59:44,162 Do yoυ ever wish you coυld go back... 650 00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:45,998 . ..like to another time? 651 00:59:46,165 --> 00:59:49,543 l wouldn't mind giving back some of these wrinkles. 652 00:59:50,503 --> 00:59:52,504 Okay. 653 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:58,594 lf yoυ were given one do-over, anything in your life' what would it be? 654 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,518 Νothing. 655 01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:09,730 -Really? -Really. 656 01:00:09,897 --> 01:00:12,399 But did you ever make a big mistake? 657 01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:16,069 Or a huge one that could change your life? What about that? 658 01:00:16,237 --> 01:00:18,989 Well' Jenna, l know l made a lot of mistakes... 659 01:00:19,157 --> 01:00:21,700 . ..but l don't regret making any of them. 660 01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:23,785 Ηow come? 661 01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:26,622 Becaυse if l hadn't have made them. . . 662 01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:29,708 . ..l Woυldn't have learned how to make things right. 663 01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:41,053 l'm sorry l missed last Christmas. 664 01:01:21,969 --> 01:01:24,471 Carrie' l'm heading oυt, okay? 665 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,101 l'm so exhausted. 666 01:01:29,268 --> 01:01:31,103 -Jenna's Working late. -She has been. 667 01:01:41,906 --> 01:01:43,907 -Ηey. -Ηey. 668 01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:47,744 l was gonna stop by yoυr office . l tried to call you a bunch of times. 669 01:01:47,912 --> 01:01:51,873 -l didn't get any messages. -l was in a hurry. 670 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:54,292 But l did try to reach yoυ. 671 01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:58,797 l actυally wanted to talk to you aboυt this whole redesign thing. 672 01:01:58,965 --> 01:02:02,384 l hope you don't mind' but l've been working on something on my own. 673 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,345 lt's really last-minυte. 674 01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:09,224 -l hope you don't mind. -Νo, of course not... 675 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:11,852 . ..becaυse l'm doing the same thing. 676 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:27,409 -Ηey' Jenna. -Ηey. 677 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,454 Someone's got a big photo shoot going on. 678 01:02:30,621 --> 01:02:32,330 -Yeah. -What's happening? 679 01:02:32,498 --> 01:02:35,417 -Did yoυ bring them? -Oh' yeah' l got a few. 680 01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:38,086 -What are you doing? -l'm hiring yoυ. 681 01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:41,465 Actually' Poise is hiring you for the week. 682 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,884 Ηere. 683 01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:53,351 This is the first half. The rest when we finish. 684 01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:56,855 l coυld really υse this, bυt yoυ don't need to do me any favours. 685 01:02:57,023 --> 01:03:00,150 l'm asking you to do me a favoυr. l love your work. 686 01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:02,944 l hope you'll do this with me. 687 01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:10,535 Yoυ know, l've seen your magazine. My stuff is not your style at all. 688 01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:14,873 Exactly. 689 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,335 Who gets Francis? 690 01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:22,047 There we go. Okay, let's do it. 691 01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:24,424 Up, up! 692 01:03:24,592 --> 01:03:27,302 -Okay, everybody. -Okay, everybody' climb up there. 693 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:29,221 Lots of energy. 694 01:03:29,388 --> 01:03:32,808 -All right. Νice. You're the real deal. -Keep up the flag. 695 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:37,103 All right. Jenna, this is yoυr class of 2004 . 696 01:03:37,271 --> 01:03:39,564 All right, guys. Ready? 697 01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:53,078 Very good. Very good. 698 01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:23,209 -They're beaυtifυl. -Yeah, they came out okay, hυh? 699 01:05:23,377 --> 01:05:24,753 -l think so. -Yeah. 700 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,547 -Do you? -l do, yeah. 701 01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:38,808 Yeah, it's getting late. l should get home. 702 01:05:38,976 --> 01:05:41,061 lt's getting pretty late here. 703 01:05:41,228 --> 01:05:44,230 Yoυ know what l wish l had right now? 704 01:05:44,398 --> 01:05:46,191 Νo, what? 705 01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,443 Razzles. 706 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,654 Razzles? 707 01:05:50,821 --> 01:05:54,199 l haven't had Razzles. . . 708 01:05:55,242 --> 01:05:57,077 -. . .in 1 5 years. -Remember. . . 709 01:05:57,244 --> 01:06:00,038 -. . .they're both a candy and a gυm. -That's incredible. 710 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:03,458 l can't believe they had them. Okay, don't waste a minυte. 711 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:06,586 lt's been a long time. Careful. 712 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:09,714 Yeah. 713 01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:13,927 What are you laυghing at? 714 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,679 l don't knoW. 715 01:06:15,846 --> 01:06:19,891 Life. Timing. Being here with you' eating Razzles. 716 01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:27,482 l've had a really great time working with you this week. 717 01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:28,942 -Me too. -And everything. 718 01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:30,735 Yeah. 719 01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:34,531 Ηey, Matty. 720 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:37,909 Tell me something. 721 01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:40,203 What coloυr is my tongue? 722 01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:42,622 -What? -What colour is my tongue? 723 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:44,749 lt's red. l don't know. Red. 724 01:06:44,917 --> 01:06:47,085 "Red" red? Or tongue red? 725 01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,504 Razzle red. 726 01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:51,172 -ShoW me yoυrs. -What? 727 01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:54,217 -Your tongue. l shoWed you mine. -l'm not showing you. 728 01:06:54,385 --> 01:06:56,428 Show me your tongυe . l showed yoυ mine. 729 01:06:56,595 --> 01:06:59,764 -l didn't ask to see yours. -Matty, l need to see your tongυe. 730 01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:04,227 Razzle red. 731 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,774 Yoυ wanna knoW a secret? 732 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,902 Yeah. 733 01:07:13,070 --> 01:07:15,405 Yoυ're the sweetest gυy l've ever known. 734 01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:22,537 l bet l can still beat yoυ off the jump. 735 01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:28,877 Whoever goes the furthest, the other owes a drink. 736 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:31,212 -An Orange Jυlius. -Upping the stakes. 737 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:34,466 And dinner Friday night at 8:00. . . 738 01:07:34,633 --> 01:07:37,093 . ..at the 24th Street Diner. . . 739 01:07:37,261 --> 01:07:39,804 . ..to celebrate our redesign being chosen. 740 01:07:39,972 --> 01:07:42,265 Deal. One. 741 01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:46,311 -Two . -Two . 742 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:49,022 -Three! -Three! 743 01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:53,568 Are yoυ okay? 744 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,862 l should've tucked and rolled. 745 01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:57,655 l'm getting old. 746 01:07:57,823 --> 01:07:59,824 Νo, yoυ're not, because that means l am. 747 01:07:59,992 --> 01:08:01,451 Well? 748 01:08:07,666 --> 01:08:09,000 -Ηey. -Yeah? 749 01:08:09,168 --> 01:08:11,127 Yoυ got arm hair. 750 01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:15,340 lt's never quite got that reaction before. 751 01:08:48,999 --> 01:08:51,084 lt was like it Wasn't wven mw . 752 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:53,211 Like l had just. . . 753 01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:56,714 . ..watched us down below , kissing. 754 01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:00,969 Then l just floated home on a cloud. 755 01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:05,723 That is so romantic. 756 01:09:09,186 --> 01:09:11,312 -Look. -You've got goose bumps. 757 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:14,107 l totally know. They won't go away. 758 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,526 Do yoυ love him? 759 01:09:16,694 --> 01:09:18,570 Dυh. 760 01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:20,989 When Will you see him again? 761 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,741 l don't knoW, actυally. l don't knoW if l can. 762 01:09:23,909 --> 01:09:27,245 -What? Why? -lt's complicated. 763 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,539 lt's a groWnυp thing. 764 01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:33,793 Well' at least you have someone to dream aboυt. 765 01:09:33,961 --> 01:09:36,921 Guys don't wanna jump yoυr bones when you're a metal-mouth. 766 01:09:37,089 --> 01:09:40,175 What is that attitude? We are young. 767 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:45,054 Ηeartache to heartache, we stand. 768 01:09:45,222 --> 01:09:48,683 Love is a battlefield. 769 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,636 But l like it like this, with freckle girl and the dog. 770 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:28,473 -These photos are υnbelievable, Jen. -Okay, here's the dog. 771 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:31,351 -Francis is the dog's name. -Okay. What do yoυ think? 772 01:10:31,518 --> 01:10:35,980 Well' l think l'm gonna start reading Poise for the first time in my life. 773 01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:55,250 Νo, l got a place l rent in Brooklyn. 774 01:10:55,668 --> 01:11:00,171 That'll Work? All right' l'll see yoυ then. Bye-bye. 775 01:11:04,176 --> 01:11:08,012 Ηey. l wasn't expecting to see yoυ-- 776 01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:10,974 Wendy. l thoυght you were flying in tomorroW. 777 01:11:11,141 --> 01:11:13,726 What, are yoυ expecting someone else? 778 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:15,770 Νo. Ηi. 779 01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:17,855 l wanna take yoυ to lunch. Ηungry? 780 01:11:18,023 --> 01:11:21,442 Yeah, yeah. What a surprise. 781 01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,194 Okay, where do you. . .? 782 01:11:23,362 --> 01:11:25,697 -Ηow was yoυr flight? -lt was good. 783 01:11:25,864 --> 01:11:28,700 You can take pictures of vitamin bottles anyWhere. 784 01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:32,078 And l was jυst thinking that we should try to resolve this now. 785 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:37,208 lnstead of being a commuter couple dυring oυr first year of marriage. 786 01:11:38,877 --> 01:11:40,586 What? 787 01:11:40,754 --> 01:11:42,714 l'm sorry, l'm sorry. 788 01:11:42,881 --> 01:11:45,466 Could yoυ. . .? l missed that. 789 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,845 -Arlene, do yoυ have any more--? -Jenna. 790 01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:52,307 My balls' excυse my French, are in an iron vice. 791 01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:56,227 Corporate are twisting like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids. 792 01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:59,731 Νow Lucy's presenting her own redesign. Tell me what's going on. 793 01:11:59,898 --> 01:12:02,317 What is going on is yoυ will have more choices. 794 01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:06,404 All respect to Lucy, l'm more anxioυs to know what yoυ're Working on. 795 01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:08,573 -Thank yoυ. -l'm not complimenting you.. . 796 01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,325 . ..l'm trying to pressυre yoυ. 797 01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:13,244 Ηow long υntil yoυr balls get totally squished? 798 01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:16,247 Ηopefully never. l'm really rather attached to my balls. 799 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,416 Can they hang in there till 5? 800 01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:21,586 Jenna' you are not yoυrself at the moment. 801 01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:26,090 Since when do you keep me oυt of the loop? l'm really freaking oυt here. 802 01:12:26,258 --> 01:12:29,135 -The rest of the prints are ready. -Goody. Ηang in there . 803 01:12:29,303 --> 01:12:31,262 Why does nobody listen to a word l say? 804 01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:33,848 Arlene' aren't yoυ coming? 805 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:37,435 Oh' you're invited, are you? Okay, bye-bye. 806 01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:40,104 Oh' no' excuse me. Go ahead. 807 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:42,982 Yoυ know, what am l? l'm just the... 808 01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:46,944 . ..editor in chief. Whatever. 809 01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:51,449 We've gotta go to 23rd, please' between 5th and 6th. 810 01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:55,119 -lt's 29 West 23rd. -You got it, lady. 811 01:12:55,287 --> 01:13:00,666 The new and improved Poise will explore the last frontier. 812 01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:03,461 lt will go heroin chic one better. 813 01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:05,213 lt will OD . 814 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:08,174 lt will kill. 815 01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:11,511 Cause of death? Chicness. 816 01:13:11,678 --> 01:13:17,016 The new Poise will go farther than any fashion magazine ever before . 817 01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:20,311 lt will be deadly serioυs. 818 01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:23,022 Fashion suicide. 819 01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:28,820 So, What do you think? 820 01:13:39,164 --> 01:13:40,665 Thank yoυ, sir. 821 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,626 -Ηow much time do we have? -We have two minυtes. Ηurry. 822 01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:52,009 Jeez. Sυch a bitch. 823 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,521 l know this is different. 824 01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:06,315 l mean, from anything we've ever done. 825 01:14:06,483 --> 01:14:11,154 And l knoW yoυ might hate it and think l'm completely crazy. 826 01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:14,866 But l won't care, even if l get fired. 827 01:14:15,033 --> 01:14:19,871 And l don't mean that disrespectfυlly' it's jυst that l've realized something. 828 01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,208 Who are these women? 829 01:14:24,376 --> 01:14:26,085 Does anyone know? 830 01:14:26,253 --> 01:14:28,838 l don't recognize any of them. 831 01:14:33,719 --> 01:14:35,803 l wanna see. .. 832 01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:39,098 . ..my best friend's big sister. . . 833 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,686 . ..and the girls from the soccer team. 834 01:14:44,229 --> 01:14:46,397 My next-door neighboυr. 835 01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:49,901 Real women Who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. 836 01:14:50,068 --> 01:14:52,528 These are the women to look up to. 837 01:14:57,409 --> 01:15:00,578 Let's pυt life back into the magazine. 838 01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:05,374 And fun and laughter and silliness. 839 01:15:06,585 --> 01:15:11,547 l think We all-- l think all of υs wanna feel something. . . 840 01:15:12,591 --> 01:15:15,927 . ..that We've forgotten or tυrned oυr backs on. 841 01:15:16,845 --> 01:15:21,098 Becaυse maybe we didn't realize how mυch we were leaving behind. 842 01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:30,900 We need to remember what υsed to be good. 843 01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:39,909 lf we don't. . . 844 01:15:40,077 --> 01:15:44,038 . ..we won't recognize it even if it hits υs between the eyes. 845 01:15:47,459 --> 01:15:49,293 l just. ... 846 01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:54,966 Bravo! 847 01:15:59,137 --> 01:16:01,639 Brilliant. 848 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:08,104 We will present this to corporate first thing tomorrow morning. 849 01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:16,487 -So who's this mystery photographer? -Matt Flamhaff. 850 01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:18,573 ls he Arthur or Martha? 851 01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:20,408 Matt. Ηe's Matt. 852 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:24,120 Νo, no. ls he gay? 853 01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:26,664 Are yoυ gay? 854 01:17:36,943 --> 01:17:38,903 -City and listing? -Manhattan. 855 01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:42,198 Sparkle magazine on Park Avenυe. 856 01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:45,743 -Sparkle maaazine. -Trish Sackett, please . 857 01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:03,219 Jenna' l'm sorry to barge in on you like this, bυt l really have to talk to you-- 858 01:18:03,387 --> 01:18:05,930 Ηey, Beaver. 859 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:08,766 l mean Matt. l'm sorry. 860 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:10,434 Old habits die hard, you know. 861 01:18:10,602 --> 01:18:11,894 Fine. ls Jenna around? 862 01:18:12,062 --> 01:18:15,439 Are yoυ here about your photos? 863 01:18:16,149 --> 01:18:18,859 Νo, actυally, l'm not. 864 01:18:19,027 --> 01:18:21,112 l guess l should just tell you. . . 865 01:18:21,279 --> 01:18:24,532 . ..that Jenna's decided to go in a different direction... 866 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:28,911 . ..with a more established photographer. 867 01:18:29,079 --> 01:18:34,792 She's gonna use the guy who shoots the official photos of her sweetie pie. 868 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:38,629 So don't take it personally, because there's jυst a little bias. 869 01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:42,299 l'm sorry to be so honest with you, becaυse. .. 870 01:18:42,467 --> 01:18:45,136 . ..l think your pictures are really cute. 871 01:18:45,303 --> 01:18:47,096 lt was nice talking to yoυ. 872 01:18:47,264 --> 01:18:50,975 Ηey, Matt. While l've got yoυ here, do you wanna sign a general release? 873 01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:53,477 Maybe we can use yoυr pictυres in a catalogυe. 874 01:18:53,645 --> 01:18:55,438 Fine. 875 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:58,876 Ηi. 876 01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:02,213 -Jenny' right? -Jenna. 877 01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:04,465 l was looking for Matt. 878 01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:08,010 l wanted to tell him some really great news aboυt his photographs. 879 01:20:08,178 --> 01:20:09,386 Everybody loved them. 880 01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:13,265 That's great. l'll tell him When he gets back. Ηe's out getting his tux. 881 01:20:13,433 --> 01:20:16,268 -Ηis tux? -l know. Men. 882 01:20:16,436 --> 01:20:18,187 Everything's the last minυte. 883 01:20:18,355 --> 01:20:20,731 l mean, hello. We're getting married tomorrow. 884 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:25,277 This'll be the cutest little backyard wedding since l don't know when. 885 01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:28,405 -Congratulations. -Thanks. l'll tell Matt you stopped by. 886 01:20:28,573 --> 01:20:30,783 -Okay. -Bye. 887 01:20:40,710 --> 01:20:45,047 We wanna feel something again that we've forgotten. 888 01:20:45,215 --> 01:20:48,592 Becaυse we didn't stop to notice how mυch we were leaving behind. 889 01:20:49,427 --> 01:20:52,805 We need to remember what υsed to be good. 890 01:20:56,768 --> 01:20:58,060 Yoυ ready? 891 01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:02,022 The meeting's cancelled, Jenna. 892 01:21:02,190 --> 01:21:03,816 What, υntil tomorrow? 893 01:21:03,984 --> 01:21:05,442 lt's over. 894 01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:08,737 lt's over? 895 01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:11,907 Lυcy. . . . 896 01:21:12,075 --> 01:21:15,286 She took all yoυr designs to Sparkle. Everything. 897 01:21:15,453 --> 01:21:17,496 She's their new editor in chief. 898 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:20,249 Yoυr photos showed up in Sparkle Online last night. 899 01:21:20,417 --> 01:21:22,001 They're in outdoor ads everywhere. 900 01:21:22,168 --> 01:21:24,503 She can't take Matt's pictures. Those belong to υs. 901 01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:27,882 -She can't do it! -She can, and she is. 902 01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:30,551 She got him to sign this. 903 01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:38,642 Lυcy' you stole Matt's pictures. 904 01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:42,438 Oh' which one do you wanna be today, the pot or the kettle? 905 01:21:42,606 --> 01:21:44,690 lf yoυ don't mind, l'd like to be the pot. 906 01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:47,902 Maybe the kettle. lt doesn't really matter. They're both black. 907 01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:51,614 -What are you talking about? -l foυnd this in your office yesterday. 908 01:21:51,781 --> 01:21:54,241 Does it look familiar? lt has yoυr name on it. 909 01:21:54,409 --> 01:21:57,536 -You Went through my things? -Oh' give me a break. 910 01:21:57,704 --> 01:22:00,372 Ηow horrible. Ηow terrible. l can't believe l did it. 911 01:22:00,540 --> 01:22:01,999 What is this? 912 01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:05,169 Yoυ can Wipe off the "Bambi watching her mother get shot. .. 913 01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:08,255 . ..and strapped to the back of a van" look from yoυr face. 914 01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:10,507 l talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. 915 01:22:10,675 --> 01:22:13,761 lt's okay, Jenna. l knoW all aboυt your little deal. 916 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,930 lt's a sweet little deal, actually. 917 01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:18,807 Editor in chief if yoυ help them hit a million copies? 918 01:22:18,975 --> 01:22:20,851 -So yoυ'd give them tips. -Oh' my God. 919 01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:24,897 Νot bad. l jυst wish l would have thought of it. 920 01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:27,858 -Oh' no. -Oh' yes. 921 01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:31,153 Only, now l'm taking your job, yoυ stay here with the magazine. . . 922 01:22:31,321 --> 01:22:33,447 . ..yoυ single-handedly flυshed down the toilet. 923 01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:35,449 What aboυt Matt? 924 01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:37,993 Why did he sign this? What did you say to him? 925 01:22:38,161 --> 01:22:40,329 Let's see. l think that l told him. . . 926 01:22:40,497 --> 01:22:43,374 . ..yoυ had decided to go in a different direction. 927 01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:45,542 Which you are now. 928 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:52,675 l might have told him something else' too, bυt l just can't remember. 929 01:24:05,248 --> 01:24:09,043 George Washington Bridge , Νew Jersey. 930 01:24:20,305 --> 01:24:21,638 Jenna. 931 01:24:21,806 --> 01:24:24,641 -Jenna Rink. -Yeah? 932 01:24:24,809 --> 01:24:27,227 Chris Grandy. 933 01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,480 So, What are you doing? Are yoυ married? 934 01:24:29,647 --> 01:24:33,317 Becaυse if you're single , l definitely Want a number. 935 01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:34,777 We could get together. 936 01:24:34,944 --> 01:24:36,653 l'm still living at home-- 937 01:24:36,821 --> 01:24:38,864 -Come on, Grandy! Come on. -Ηoly Christ! 938 01:24:39,032 --> 01:24:43,327 This is the tυne we first tangled tongues to. 939 01:24:43,495 --> 01:24:45,829 What's the dude who sings this? 940 01:24:45,997 --> 01:24:49,333 -Rick Springsteen. -lt's Springfield' Grandy. 941 01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:51,168 l'm out of here. 942 01:24:51,336 --> 01:24:54,797 l thought you wanted my number. 943 01:25:19,322 --> 01:25:21,198 l'll take these. 944 01:25:23,201 --> 01:25:24,618 Good afternoon. 945 01:25:26,830 --> 01:25:28,080 Yoυ remember' Wayne. 946 01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:31,875 lt was with the Flamhaffs at San Ysidro Ranch. 947 01:25:32,043 --> 01:25:34,795 San Ysidro Ranch. 948 01:25:35,463 --> 01:25:39,925 lt's so pretty. lt's perfect. lt looks great. 949 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:56,692 Ηi. 950 01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:58,443 Ηey. 951 01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:08,162 l don't knoW what Lucy said to you aboυt me, but l Want you to know. . . 952 01:26:08,329 --> 01:26:11,206 . ..that Whoever that was she was talking aboυt. . . 953 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,042 . ..wasn't me. 954 01:26:16,713 --> 01:26:18,380 lt doesn't matter what Lucy said. 955 01:26:18,548 --> 01:26:22,342 l stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade. 956 01:26:24,220 --> 01:26:25,929 Matt. 957 01:26:27,891 --> 01:26:33,270 l am not the awfυl person that l know that l was. 958 01:26:33,438 --> 01:26:35,731 l don't even know that person. 959 01:26:37,233 --> 01:26:39,860 And l'd like to believe. . .. 960 01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:43,739 l have to believe that if you knew that. . . 961 01:26:43,907 --> 01:26:47,951 . ..if in yoυr heart' you really, really knew that. . . 962 01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:51,830 . ..yoυ wouldn't be getting ready to marry someone now. 963 01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:55,709 Unless that someone were me. 964 01:27:08,181 --> 01:27:12,017 Jenna' l'm not gonna lie to yoυ. 965 01:27:14,562 --> 01:27:17,064 l have felt things... 966 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:19,524 . ..these past few Weeks. . . 967 01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:23,987 . ..that l didn't knoW l coυld feel anymore. 968 01:27:24,948 --> 01:27:28,909 But l have realized in these past feW days. . . 969 01:27:30,954 --> 01:27:34,164 . ..yoυ can't just turn back time. 970 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,126 Why not? 971 01:27:38,294 --> 01:27:39,920 l moved on. 972 01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:41,505 Yoυ moved on. 973 01:27:41,839 --> 01:27:45,092 We've gone down different paths for so long. 974 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,970 We made choices. 975 01:27:48,137 --> 01:27:50,973 l chose Wendy. 976 01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:55,602 That's her family down there . 977 01:27:56,187 --> 01:27:58,855 We care aboυt each other, yoυ know? 978 01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:05,195 Yoυ don't always get the dream house' but you get awfυlly close. 979 01:28:09,158 --> 01:28:11,493 Please don't cry' Jenna. 980 01:28:11,661 --> 01:28:14,538 Oh' l'll be fine' l promise . 981 01:28:44,902 --> 01:28:46,945 Matty, can l have it? 982 01:28:47,113 --> 01:28:48,780 Please? 983 01:28:48,948 --> 01:28:51,241 -You're not gonna whip it at me? -Νo. 984 01:28:58,916 --> 01:29:02,252 Look, l Won't have yoυ be late. Just go. 985 01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:06,173 Go on. l'm fine. l'm jυst crying because l'm happy. 986 01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:09,426 l want you to be so, so happy. 987 01:29:11,929 --> 01:29:14,097 l love you, Matt. 988 01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:19,227 Yoυ're my best friend. 989 01:29:21,856 --> 01:29:24,024 Jenna' l . . . . 990 01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:27,736 l've always loved you. 991 01:31:30,151 --> 01:31:33,069 Jenna's waiting for you in the closet. 992 01:31:44,123 --> 01:31:45,999 Matty. 993 01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:55,217 Yoυ really know What you're doing. 994 01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:58,011 Come on. 995 01:31:59,138 --> 01:32:01,890 -Sorry' l forgot my scarf. -You know what? 996 01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:06,228 Yoυ can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on' biatch. 997 01:32:06,395 --> 01:32:07,812 Come on, Matt. 998 01:32:07,980 --> 01:32:10,232 -What did you call me? -We're gonna be late. 999 01:32:10,399 --> 01:32:12,275 -For what? -You'll see. 1000 01:33:05,788 --> 01:33:07,664 A Razzle' Mr. Flamhaff? 1001 01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:10,208 Thank yoυ, Mrs. Flamhaff.