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GEORGE!

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GEORGE!

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AH, AH, AH.

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EH?

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OOH, HM, SPOTS.

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MARTHA.

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WHAT?

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I GOT--I GOT
NEW SPOTS.

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AND YOU KNOW
SOMETHIN' ELSE

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I GOT THIS NEW KINK
IN MY SHOULDER.

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AND EVERY TIME IT--

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EVERY TIME I DO THAT
IT HURTS ME.

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WELL THEN
DON'T DO THAT.

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GEORGE THOSE ARE
THE SAME OLD SPOTS

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AND THE SAME OLD
KINK YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD.

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MARTHA, I'VE
BEEN THINKIN'.

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UH-OH.

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WE OUGHTA MOVE
INTO A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY.

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SOMEPLACE WHERE THEY
HAVE DOCTORS AND NURSES

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STANDING BY, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.

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WE GO THROUGH THIS
EVERY BIRTHDAY.

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THIS IS
OUR HOME.

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BUT MARTHA THIS PLACE
IS THE BEST.

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THEY HAVE HIGH FENCES,
ARMED GUARDS

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TO KEEP
THE KIDS OUT.

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NO KIDS ALLOWED.

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IT'S A PARADISE.

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GO SOAK
IN A LONG BATH,

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YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.

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THEN I'LL FIX YOU
A NICE BIRTHDAY BREAKFAST.

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YOU DIDN'T
TELL ANYONE?

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RIGHT?

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GEORGE, I DIDN'T
TELL ANYBODY

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IT WAS
YOUR BIRTHDAY.

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ESPECIALLY,
YOU KNOW WHO.

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DENNIS?

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NO, I DID NOT
TELL DENNIS, GEORGE.

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PHEW.

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OH BOY.

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WON'T MR. WILSON
BE SURPRISED.

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I BET HE REALLY
LIKES YOU, BETSY.

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YOU'RE THE BEST LOOKING
FROG IN THE WHOLE TOWN.

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BUT MAYBE A FROG'S
NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA

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FOR A OLD GUY
LIKE MR. WILSON.

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I KNOW, SNAKES!

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A COOL LIZARD.

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OR A SPIDER.

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I KNOW, WE'LL LET
MR. WILSON PICK

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WHICH ONE HE
LIKES BEST.

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HEY, MRS. WILSON!

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I HAVE SURPRISE
BIRTHDAY PRESENT

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FOR MR. WILSON.

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I JUST KNOW HOW MUCH
HE LIKES SURPRISES.

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DENNIS, HE'S TAKING
HIS BATH RIGHT NOW.

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WHY DON'T YOU WAIT
AND GIVE IT TO HIM

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WHEN HE'S FINISHED?

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OKAY, THANKS.

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COME ON.

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SHE SAID WE CAN GIVE IT
TO HIM WHEN HE FINISHES.

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♪ DAT DA DA
DEE DA ♪

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♪ SCOW WOW WA ♪

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♪ WA POOTY DA DEE DE ♪

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♪ DOOT DOOT DOO DOO
DA DA DA DA DA ♪

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♪ YA DA DA
DA DA DA ♪

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♪ BOOP BOO DOO
DOO DOO DA DA ♪

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♪ DAT DA WA WA
WA WA ♪

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♪ BA DA BA BA BA ♪

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AHH!

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YIKES!

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GET BACK HERE!

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I GOTTA
CALL A PLUMBER.

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AHH!

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FROGS, LIZARDS,
FORGET THE PLUMBER,

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I NEED
AN EXTERMINATOR.

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HMM?

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HMM?

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HUH?

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HUH?

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DENNIS.

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DENNIS!

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HI, MR. WILSON.

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-GET OFF THE BED, DENNIS!
-WAIT, I WANTED--

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WHAT DO YOU THINK
THIS IS, A JUNGLE?

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BUT, BUT--

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BESIDES YOU LOOK
LIKE A BABY APE.

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AY!

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MR. WILSON!

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WAIT, WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?

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OOH HEE HOO.

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OH HO, HO.

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HO HO, HEY.

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OH OH OH
OHH HEY!

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OH GEEZ.

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OOH OOH.

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AHH.

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OH!

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GEORGE.

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AHH!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
MR. WILSON.

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MITCHELL!

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MITCHELL!

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WHERE'S DENNIS?

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-GEORGE!
-DON'T SAY IT, MARTHA.

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DON'T SAY IT, HE'S NOT A BOY,
HE'S A MENACE.

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GEORGE.

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-GEORGE.
-WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME?

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MITCHELL.

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BATHTUB, FROGS,
BUGS, SNAKES,

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WAGON GOING DOWN
THE STAIRS,

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CAKE IN THE FACE!

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SURPRISE!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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HE WAS SO EXCITED
ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY.

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HE LIKES YOU
SO MUCH.

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YEAH, WELL TELL HIM
TO LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE.

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TELL HIM TO FIND
ANOTHER OLD MAN

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AND MAKE
HIS LIFE MISERABLE.

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WHOA!

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YEE HA!

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GRANDPA!
GRANDPA!

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HA HA HA!

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THE BEST GRANDSON
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

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WAIT A MINUTE WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT DENNIS.

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YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN, GEORGE,
LIVING HERE WITH DENNIS.

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YEAH?
YOU TRY IT SOMETIME.

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FUNNY YOU SHOULD
SAY THAT.

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EVERYBODY...I SOLD
THE MOTORHOME.

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BUT, DAD, YOU LOVED
TRAVELING AROUND IN THAT

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BIG OLD THING.

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I DECIDED THAT TWO WEEKS
A YEAR ISN'T ENOUGH TIME

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TO SPEND WITH MY
WONDERFUL GRANDSON.

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HE NEEDS
A FULL-TIME GRANDPA.

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ALICE, HENRY,
IF THAT SPARE ROOM

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YOU OFFERED IS STILL
AVAILABLE I'M MOVING IN.

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THIS IS GONNA
BE GREAT!

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WE CAN GO FISHING,
GO TO THE ARCADE,

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EAT HOT DOGS
IT MORNING,

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AND EVEN
STAY UP LATE.

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DAD, ARE YOU SURE
YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS?

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FROM NOW ON I'M SPENDING
LOTS OF TIME WITH DENNIS.

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-EVERY MINUTE.
-YEAH!

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I KNOW THIS IS
A BIT OF SURPRISE.

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HENRY OF I WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT THIS THIS MORNING.

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THIS IS GONNA
BE GREAT!

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I HOPE THE SPARE ROOM
IS READY.

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IT'S ALWAYS
READY FOR YOU, DAD.

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YIPEE!

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I'M FINALLY GONNA
GET THAT KID OUTTA MY HAIR.

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THANK YOU.

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OHH, HA HA!

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DAD, YOU'RE FORGETTING
IT'S NOT THAT EASY

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LIVING AROUND DENNIS.

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NONSENSE, HE'S JUST
HIGH-SPIRITED.

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USUALLY AFTER TWO WEEKS
YOU CAN'T WAIT TO GET AWAY,

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FAR AWAY.

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THAT WAS BEFORE.

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NOW, THIS IS HOME.

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HERE WE ARE,
QUIETLY HAVING BREAKFAST

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AND WHERE'S DENNIS?

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HE'S NOT HERE.

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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

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I'M BAKING ANOTHER
BIRTHDAY CAKE.

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I SHOULD KNOW
TO MAKE TWO CAKES.

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WITH DENNIS AROUND YOU
ALWAYS WIND UP WEARING

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-THE FIRST ONE.
-NOT ANYMORE.

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FROM NOW ON GRANDPA'S GONNA
GET THE CAKES IN THE FACE.

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IT'LL BE GOOD FOR DENNIS
TO SPEND TIME

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WITH HIS GRANDFATHER.

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HE'S VERY NICE.

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NICE?

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I NEVER
TRUST A MAN

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THAT'S ALWAYS SMILING.

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AND THE MAN LIVED
IN HIS CAR.

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THAT'S A 50-FOOT
MOTORHOME.

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WELL, HE, HE,
HE DOESN'T--

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HE DOESN'T
ACT HIS AGE.

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NEITHER DO YOU, GEORGE.

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YOU ACT
MUCH OLDER.

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HMPH.

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I DON'T KNOW
WHY BOYS HAVE TO HIDE

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THEIR CLUBHOUSES IN SUCH
HARD TO FIND PLACES.

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I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO THE FLAG

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OF THE NO GIRLS ALLOWED CLUB
AND TO THE COOLEST CLUB

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IN THE UNIVERSE
FOR WHICH IT STANDS

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ONE CLUB INVISIBLE WITH LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE FOR GUYS.

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AND THE HECK--

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WITH GIRLS.

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EWW, WHAT'S
THAT SMELL?

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GIRLS!

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AND WHAT DO WE
SAY TO GIRLS?

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GIRLS, YUCK!

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00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,504
WHO NEEDS 'EM?

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WHAT A GREAT CLUB.

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DENNIS, IT'S MARGARET.

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COME OUT.

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I KNOW
YOU'RE IN THERE.

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COME OUT OR I SCREAM
TILL I TURN BLUE AND FAINT.

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00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,822
HELLO, DENNIS.

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WHEN I HEARD ABOUT YOUR
LITTLE CLUB I KNEW

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MY INVITATION MUST'VE
BEEN LOST IN THE MAIL.

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THIS IS A NO GIRLS
ALLOWED CLUB, SHEESH.

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AND WE'VE GOT TO COME UP
WITH A BETTER NAME.

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MARGARET, THE WHOLE
IDEA OF HAVING

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A NO GIRLS ALLOWED CLUB
IS NOT LETTING GIRLS IN.

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WAIT A MINUTE,
GINA'S IN THE CLUB.

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SHE'S VICE PRESIDENT.

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BUT GINA'S A GIRL!

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SHE IS?

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OW.

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SHE DON'T HIT
LIKE NO GIRL.

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YOU CAN'T LET HER IN
AND KEEP ME OUT.

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WHY NOT?
HALF THE FUN OF HAVING

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00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:12,926
A CLUB IS KEEPING
OTHER PEOPLE OUT.

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00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,363
WELL, I'M GOING TO START
MY OWN CLUB.

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MR. CUDDLES AND ME.

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00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:25,272
AND, DENNIS,
YOU'RE INVITED.

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IT'S A...
DESSERT CLUB, YEAH.

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WITH TONS OF ICE CREAM,
CAKE, COOKIES.

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OREOS, DENNIS,
YOUR FAVORITE.

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-DON'T GO.
-DON'T LISTEN TO HER.

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DON'T GO.

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IT'S A TRAP.

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DON'T DO IT.

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DOUBLE CREAM FILLING.

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YOU DON'T
WANT HER COOKIES.

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-DOUBLE CREAM FILLING.
-THERE COULD BE POISON IN 'EM.

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SO, DENNIS,
DO YOU WANNA COME?

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HEY, DENNIS, COME SEE
MY PET RAT, MORTY.

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HE HAD BABIES,
RAT BABIES.

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THEY'RE ITTY, BITTY,
PINK, AND UGLY.

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THEY GOT
NO HAIR ANYWHERE.

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00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,741
GROSS.

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00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,176
COOL, COME ON,
LET'S GO SEE IT.

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00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,677
BETCHA I CAN
BEAT YOU THERE.

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00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:05,545
COOL, COOL.

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00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,480
LET'S GO,
LET'S GO!

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00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,817
MR. CUDDLES, I'VE SPENT
TOO MANY YEARS

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00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,152
WHIPPING DENNIS
INTO SHAPE

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00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,088
TO LET SOME HOMEWRECKER
STEAL HIM AWAY.

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00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,626
OKAY, IT'S OUR LAST
BATCH OF COOKIES.

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00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,129
KATHY, YOUR COOKOUT ENTRY
IS IN THE KITCHEN.

244
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,530
WHO'S GOT
THE BUNS?

245
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,298
MOM, DAD, LOOK!

246
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,735
GRANDPA MADE SOME OF HIS
FROZEN PICKLES ON A STICK.

247
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:29,802
EW.

248
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,138
HEY, MR. WILSON!

249
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,872
WE'RE GOING
TO THE FIREMEN'S CARNIVAL!

250
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:33,941
YOU WANT TO COME?

251
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,542
NO, I'M NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.

252
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:39,512
DENNIS, GEORGE WOULD HATE
BEING AROUND ALL THAT FUN.

253
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,881
I'M GONNA GET THE REST
OF THE STUFF FROM THE HOUSE.

254
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,851
I'LL PUT THIS
IN THE CAR.

255
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,686
MARTHA, SOMETHING
DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.

256
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,822
YOU BETTER LET ME
TAKE A LOOK UNDER THE HOOD.

257
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,025
DON'T WORRY,
MRS. WILSON,

258
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,061
GRANDPA KNOWS
A LOT ABOUT CARS.

259
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,395
REALLY?
THAT'S GOOD.

260
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,131
OH, THEN WE'RE LUCKY
HE'S HERE.

261
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,734
WAIT A MINUTE!

262
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,902
WHEN I WAS A KID
I COULD TAKE

263
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,638
AN ENGINE APART
BLINDFOLDED.

264
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:08,775
HMM.

265
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,878
WHAT DO
YOU THINK, GEORGE?

266
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:17,550
GEE, THIS HOSE
LOOKS LOOSE.

267
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,651
DENNIS!

268
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,087
DENNIS CUT IT OFF!

269
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:24,291
YUCK, MR. WILSON,
YOU'RE A MESS.

270
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,758
DENNIS!

271
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,627
GEORGE HE WAS JUST
TRYING TO HELP.

272
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:28,561
JUST TRYING TO HELP?

273
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,829
YOU GOT
A LOT TO LEARN.

274
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,299
YOU GOTTA GET CLEANED UP
BEFORE YOU COME TO THE FAIR.

275
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,235
YEAH? WELL, I'M NOT
GOING NOWHERE.

276
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,770
BUT GRANDPA'S GONNA BE
THE GUY IN THE DUNKING BOOTH.

277
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,739
YOU DON'T WANNA
MISS THAT.

278
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,478
HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK!

279
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,847
IT'S MY BEST FRIEND,
MR. WILSON.

280
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:51,551
HE USED TO PLAY BASEBALL
BACK HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO.

281
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,785
WATCH, KID, WATCH.

282
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,923
COME ON, WILSON.

283
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,992
HERE WE GO.

284
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,227
YIKES.

285
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,895
THE, THE, THE TARGET
IS OVER THERE.

286
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,964
AH, COME ON.

287
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,936
WILSON, WATER.

288
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,171
I NEED WATER.

289
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:14,007
COME ON, MR. WILSON,
YOU CAN DO IT.

290
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:17,477
THANKS, KID.

291
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,811
OHH!

292
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,548
SO LONG, GEORGE.

293
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,283
BURSITIS, OUCH.

294
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,751
I USED TO HAVE THAT
BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.

295
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,719
-USED TO HAVE IT?
-THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

296
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:27,854
HERE YOU GO, POPS.

297
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,722
THREE BALLS
HARDLY USED.

298
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:30,857
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

299
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,459
YOU BE MY
BALL BOY.

300
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,727
WATCH IT THERE, GRAMPS,
WE DON'T WANT YOU

301
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:35,828
TO HURT YOURSELF.

302
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,198
YOU'RE GETTIN' WET.

303
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,574
HOW DID YOU
DO THAT?

304
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,476
HEAR SOME CHATTER,
LET'S HEAR SOME CHATTER.

305
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,344
YEAH, CHATTER,
I'LL GIVE YOU CHATTER.

306
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,880
HURRY UP, WILL YOU STOP THAT,
IT'S NOT A DINNER.

307
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,482
THROW THE BALL.

308
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,652
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

309
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,920
IT'S A MIRACLE.

310
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,189
TWO YOU DID,
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

311
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,023
YOU JUST GOT LUCKY.

312
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,994
AH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

313
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,096
I DON'T BELIEVE
THAT AT ALL.

314
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,597
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

315
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,798
SO LONG, GEORGE.

316
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,904
HEY, MISTER, WAIT UP,
I GOTTA ASK YOU SOMETHING.

317
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,072
HEY, GEORGE.

318
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,408
I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.

319
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,311
MR. MONTGOMERY PLEASE
DON'T OVEREXERT YOURSELF.

320
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,580
BUT DOC,
I FEEL GREAT, WATCH!

321
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,084
WOW, LOOK WHAT
HE JUST DID.

322
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,319
IF HE GETS HURT
IT'LL SET HIS

323
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,820
TREATMENT BACK
SIX MONTHS.

324
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,554
TREATMENT?

325
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:34,987
WHAT TREATMENT?

326
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:35,855
WHAT?

327
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,490
AH, NEVERMIND.

328
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,759
WELL, DOC, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT YOUR PRIZED PATIENT NOW?

329
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,194
HE'S A DOCTOR?

330
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,695
WHAT, WHAT TREATMENT?
TELL ME, WHAT TREATMENT?

331
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,331
I GOTTA KNOW MORE,
I GOTTA KNOW MORE.

332
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,899
I'M SORRY, OUR TREATMENTS
ARE STILL EXPERIMENTAL.

333
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,601
IN FIVE,
TEN YEARS MAYBE

334
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,403
IT'LL BE AVAILABLE
TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC.

335
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,939
DOC, GOOD OLD GEORGE HERE,
HE CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG.

336
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,308
YEAH, I CAN'T
WAIT THAT LONG.

337
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,345
I CAN'T?

338
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,413
I MUST SWEAR YOU
TO SECRECY.

339
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,782
IF OTHER RESEARCHERS
OR THE MEDIA

340
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,284
DISCOVER OUR RESULTS--

341
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,119
BELIEVE ME, NOBODY'LL KNOW.
IT'S BETTER THAT WAY.

342
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,155
WE'LL KEEP IT
TO OURSELVES.

343
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,290
AT THE UNIVERSITY
WE'RE STUDYING WAYS

344
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,091
TO STOP THE EFFECTS
OF AGING.

345
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,793
IT WORKS, GEORGE,
LOOK AT ME.

346
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,663
WE'VE HAD SOME
VERY PROMISING RESULTS.

347
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:17,230
AMAZING RESULTS.

348
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,265
I'M LIVING PROOF.

349
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,099
HE'S THE LIVING PROOF.

350
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:23,470
BUT, GEORGE, WE'RE A POOR
PUBLIC UNIVERSITY.

351
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,439
SO, WE'RE ASKING OUR
PATIENTS TO CONTRIBUTE

352
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:31,311
JUST A SMALL PORTION
OF THEIR TREATMENT COST.

353
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:35,182
YOU MEAN
IT'S EXPENSIVE?

354
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,651
IF IT'S EXPENSIVE,
I DON'T NEED IT.

355
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,155
I'M SO SORRY, GEORGE.

356
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,957
ENJOY YOUR
LAST FEW MONTHS.

357
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,660
I MEAN YEARS.

358
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,066
MY DAD SAYS WHEN WE
GET OLDER

359
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,968
WE'LL LIKE GIRLS.

360
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,737
WE'LL LIKE 'EM?

361
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:58,971
YUCKY OLD GIRLS?

362
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,341
YEP, WHETHER WE
WANT TO OR NOT.

363
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,343
LOOK, THERE'S
JAKE MILLER.

364
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,844
OH NO,
THEY GOT JAKE.

365
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:08,681
NO CRUMMY OLD GIRL IS
EVER GONNA GET A HOLD OF ME.

366
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:09,949
HELLO, BOYS.

367
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,884
EWW, MARGARET.

368
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:12,952
EWW, GROSS.

369
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,421
HELLO, DENNIS.

370
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,989
MY WHAT
A LOVELY EVENING.

371
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,992
HEY, DENNIS, LOOK.

372
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,262
HA HA HA.

373
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:26,966
HOW CAN A GIRL
EVER COMPETE WITH THAT?

374
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,491
YOU CALL
THAT DANCING?

375
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,993
HEY, MR. WILSON,
COME DANCE WITH US.

376
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,828
IT'S LOADS OF FUN.

377
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,096
YEAH, COME ON, GEORGE.

378
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,000
UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE GETTIN' TOO OLD.

379
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:26,986
YEAH!

380
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,060
MY BACK, AH!

381
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,128
YIKES!

382
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:38,064
I'LL HELP YA.

383
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,566
DON'T TOUCH ME!

384
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,167
I'M GONNA
FIX YOUR BACK.

385
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,301
OH, TAKE YOUR
HANDS OFF ME.

386
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,135
OW!

387
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,004
YOU MADE IT WORSE.

388
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,841
HEY, LOOK, DARTS.

389
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,313
HEY, MISTER, HOW MANY
TICKETS DO WE NEED?

390
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,349
BUT I WAS JUST
TRYING TO HELP.

391
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,752
THAT'S WHAT
DENNIS ALWAYS SAYS.

392
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,287
YEAH!

393
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,255
LOOK, JUST GIVE ME
ANOTHER SHOT.

394
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,624
I'LL FIX YOU
REAL GOOD.

395
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,259
YOU'RE GETTING
THE RED ONE.

396
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,027
YOU RUINED ME.

397
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,228
YOU RUINED ME.

398
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:11,864
WHAT DID YOU
DO TO ME?

399
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,466
OKAY, IF THAT'S
THE WAY YOU WANT IT

400
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,735
THAT'S THE WAY
IT'S GONNA BE.

401
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,605
I NEVER
LIKED YOU!

402
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,240
HEY, GUYS,
LOOK AT THE BIG ONE.

403
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,675
DON'T LIKE
THAT GUY.

404
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:23,309
GET IT!

405
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:28,214
AHH!

406
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:34,587
GEORGE!

407
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,055
MR. WILSON,
STAND STILL.

408
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:39,659
I'LL PULL OUT ALL THEM
DARTS FOR YA.

409
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,729
YOU TWO, YOU TWO,
YOU'RE BOTH MENACES.

410
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:43,763
MENACES!

411
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,235
DOCTOR!

412
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,003
I'M READY
TO SIGN UP.

413
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,071
AH.

414
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,274
I'M, I'M READY
TO SIGN UP.

415
00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:57,710
BY GEORGE,
OKAY, CALM DOWN.

416
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,178
-THURSDAY 4
-PM,
THE WIFE GOES

417
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:02,415
TO THE BRIDGE CLUB,
314 ELM, YOU'LL COME THERE?

418
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,683
PROMISE,
PROMISE?

419
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:07,286
DON'T WORRY,
I'LL BE THERE.

420
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,387
THANKS.

421
00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:10,690
YOU WON'T BE
SORRY, GEORGE.

422
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:17,063
I DO BELIEVE OUR FRIEND,
GEORGE, IS HOOKED.

423
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,502
WOO.

424
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:25,071
HE'S HOOKED
ALL RIGHT.

425
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,406
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA TAKE
OLD GEORGE TO THE CLEANERS.

426
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,108
HA HA HA.

427
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:40,352
GEORGE, THE FOR SALE
SIGN AGAIN?

428
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,555
MARTHA, MAYBE WE'LL
GET LUCKY.

429
00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:43,756
MAYBE SOME IDIOT
FROM OUT OF TOWN

430
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,424
WILL BUY IT BEFORE
HE FINDS OUT

431
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:48,027
YOU KNOW WHO
LIVES NEXT DOOR.

432
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,395
HEY, MR. WILSON!

433
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,234
HEY, GEORGE, WE'RE
GOING JOGGING.

434
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,302
YOU WANNA
COME ALONG?

435
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,137
PLEASE, MR. WILSON?
PLEASE!

436
00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:00,607
THANKS FOR THE OFFER,
BUT NO THANKS.

437
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,742
THAT'S TOO BAD,
I THOUGHT IF YOU CAME ALONG

438
00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:05,377
DENNIS WOULD GET A CHANCE
TO RIDE IN AN AMBULANCE.

439
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,713
HA HA HA.

440
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,515
THAT WOULD BE
SO COOL.

441
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,016
THANKS A LOT, JOHNSON.

442
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,284
WE'RE GOING TO THE SWIMMING POOL
LATER IF YOU WANNA COME.

443
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:13,586
IT'D BE
A BIT SAFER.

444
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,488
I'LL CHECK
MY SCHEDULE.

445
00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:16,823
THIS IS GONNA
BE GREAT,

446
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:19,158
HAVING YOU AND GRANDPA
LIVING HERE.

447
00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:23,496
I JUST KNOW YOU GUYS ARE
GONNA BECOME BEST FRIENDS.

448
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,802
GEORGE, WHY ARE YOU
SO JEALOUS OF MR. JOHNSON?

449
00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,904
HE IS DENNIS'
GRANDFATHER.

450
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,306
OF COURSE, DENNIS
WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM.

451
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:35,374
JEALOUS?

452
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:38,310
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

453
00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:39,378
MARTHA, WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME

454
00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:41,914
WE WENT
TO A SWIMMING POOL?

455
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,082
OUR HONEYMOON.

456
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,384
DOESN'T A NICE, QUIET DAY
AT THE SWIMMING POOL

457
00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,286
SOUND RESTFUL?

458
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:51,958
AHH!

459
00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,271
YOO HOO.

460
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,873
WHY HELLO, BOYS.

461
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:07,540
AHH!

462
00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:08,841
HEY, WHAT IS IT?

463
00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:11,243
MARGARET,
DOG POO POO BRAIN.

464
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,412
YEP, IT'S MARGARET
ALL RIGHT.

465
00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:15,982
YOU CAN'T GO SWIMMING
LIKE THAT.

466
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,083
OF COURSE I CAN.

467
00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:19,852
WE REDHEADS ARE
VERY SENSITIVE TO THE SUN.

468
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,354
OUR SKIN IS
SO DELICATE.

469
00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:23,556
YOU COME
TO THE SWIMMING POOL

470
00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,558
AND YOU CAN'T
EVEN GO SWIMMING?

471
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:28,094
HEY, GUYS, COME SEE
MY BIG, BLACK SPIDER.

472
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,496
YOU FEED HER FRIES,
SHE RIPS 'EM APART

473
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:33,332
AND FEEDS 'EM
TO HER BABY SPIDERS.

474
00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:34,333
EWW.

475
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,234
WOW!

476
00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:36,035
COOL!

477
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,136
LET'S GO SEE IT!

478
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,221
THERE ARE A COUPLE
OVER THERE.

479
00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:03,495
MR. WILSON,
WE NEED TO TALK.

480
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,831
HUH?
WHAT, WHAT?

481
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,532
I NEED YOUR ADVICE
ON HOW TO MAKE DENNIS

482
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:07,834
QUIT BEING
SUCH A POOPHEAD

483
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,401
AND PAY ATTENTION
TO ME.

484
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:10,937
YOU WANT
MY ADVICE?

485
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:11,971
RUN.

486
00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,973
GO AS FAR AWAY
FROM HIM AS YOU CAN.

487
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,708
SAVE YOURSELF
WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME.

488
00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:17,576
GEORGE, THAT ISN'T NICE.

489
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,011
IT'S FOR HER
OWN GOOD.

490
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,980
SHE'LL THANK ME
WHEN SHE GETS OLDER.

491
00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,616
WHAT DO MEN WANT
FROM US WOMEN?

492
00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,517
OH, DEAR, PLEASE
SIT DOWN.

493
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,719
COME ON.

494
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,454
GEORGE WILL BE HAPPY
TO HELP YOU.

495
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,222
WON'T YOU, GEORGE?

496
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:31,357
YEAH.

497
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,861
EVER SINCE I WAS
A LITTLE GIRL

498
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,697
I KNEW DENNIS AND I
WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.

499
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:40,499
DEEP DOWN I KNOW
HE FEELS THE SAME WAY,

500
00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:42,568
BUT HE JUST
DOESN'T SHOW IT.

501
00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:44,270
HE'S ONLY
SEVEN-YEARS-OLD.

502
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:47,206
HE'S SEVEN-AND-A-HALF,
ALMOST EIGHT,

503
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,376
AND NOW THIS GINA GIRL
COMES ALONG AND MOVES IN ON HIM.

504
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,379
WELL, SURELY SHE'S
NO COMPETITION FOR YOU.

505
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,215
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
I CAN'T MAKE DENNIS

506
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:57,416
DO ANYTHING I WANT.

507
00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,518
I HAVE
A VERY HIGH IQ.

508
00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:02,755
I ALREADY READ AT THE LEVEL
OF A FOURTH-GRADER.

509
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:05,524
HE SHOULD BE
EATING OUT OF MY HAND.

510
00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:07,493
MR. WILSON,
WHAT DO I DO?

511
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:08,594
HOW THE HELL
SHOULD I KNOW?

512
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:12,631
GEORGE, ANSWER HER.

513
00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,066
WHAT DOES DENNIS
SEE IN THIS GIRL?

514
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,136
BUGS, YUCKY, CRAWLY THINGS
WITH WAY TOO MANY LEGS.

515
00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:20,740
WELL, DEAR, A WOMAN'S GOT
TO SHARE HER MAN'S INTERESTS,

516
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,409
OR AT LEAST PRETEND
LIKE SHE DOES.

517
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,444
IT'S HOW
I CAUGHT GEORGE.

518
00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:26,913
-YOU DID?
-MM-HM.

519
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:30,382
THANKS, MR. WILSON,
YOU SAVED OUR RELATIONSHIP.

520
00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:33,352
GOOD, SO LONG.

521
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:46,265
LOOK, THAT'S MY GRANDPA!

522
00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,270
DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?

523
00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:58,177
THAT'S MY GRANDPA.

524
00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:03,750
BIG DEAL, I USED TO WORK
AS A LIFEGUARD IN THE SUMMERS.

525
00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,517
I DID A ONE-AND-A-HALF
WITH A TWIST.

526
00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:06,953
-GEORGE.
-I THINK I'M GONNA

527
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,654
SHOW THAT GUY
A THING OR TWO.

528
00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:10,322
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
ON A DIVING BOARD

529
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,623
IN FORTY YEARS.

530
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,259
GEORGE!

531
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:42,388
HEY, MISTER,
HURRY UP.

532
00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:44,991
SHUT UP,
KID, HUH?

533
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:54,066
HEY, LOOK,
THERE'S MR. WILSON!

534
00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:59,071
THANKS, DENNIS.

535
00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:02,574
SWAN DIVE.

536
00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:05,144
EH, PIECE OF CAKE.

537
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:15,387
OH, I HOPE
I'M OKAY.

538
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,431
AHH!

539
00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:31,437
OOH.

540
00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:37,309
THAT WAS THE BEST
BELLY BUSTER EVER.

541
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,011
OHH.

542
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:41,580
AHH.

543
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:45,751
OHH OOH
OW AH OH.

544
00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,086
GRANDPA WAS RIGHT.

545
00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:49,755
WE GET TO RIDE
IN AN AMBULANCE AFTER ALL.

546
00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:51,590
HEY, MISTER,
CAN I RUN THE SIRENS?

547
00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:52,892
SURE, DENNIS.

548
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,266
MARTHA, YOU DON'T WANNA BE LATE
FOR YOUR BRIDGE CLUB, HURRY UP.

549
00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,168
-GEORGE, WHY ARE YOU--
-DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET IT.

550
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,735
I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT,
DON'T WORRY,

551
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,371
IT'S NOTHING, NOBODY.

552
00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:06,238
BYE, MARTHA.

553
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:06,772
TAKE CARE.

554
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:07,773
BYE, MARTHA.

555
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,741
BYE BYE, MARTHA.

556
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,311
HOLD ON, I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE.

557
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,115
DOCTOR, THANK GOD
YOU'RE HERE.

558
00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:17,649
GEORGE, THIS IS
MY COLLEAGUE FROM

559
00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:20,386
THE UNIVERSITY OF NEW DELHI,
DR. SHASHI KASHA.

560
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,588
VERY PLEASED
TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.

561
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,755
GET INSIDE, QUICK.

562
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,291
I DON'T WANT ANYBODY
TO SEE YA.

563
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:28,560
A LOT OF BUSY BODIES
AND SNOOPS AROUND HERE.

564
00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:32,098
BYE, MARTHA!

565
00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:35,667
YES!

566
00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,103
WHAT'S ALL THIS
STUFF FOR?

567
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,971
OH, UH, WE NEED IT
FOR YOUR EXAMINATION.

568
00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:40,006
EXAMINATION?

569
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,073
YES, JUST
QUICK PHYSICAL.

570
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,609
SEE WHAT SHAPE
YOU'RE IN.

571
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,634
WHAT?

572
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,835
WHAT?

573
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:14,706
YOUR CELLULAR DECAY
IS SO ADVANCED.

574
00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:15,774
I'M SORRY.

575
00:31:15,841 --> 00:31:17,676
WE'RE VERY SORRY.

576
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:18,777
DO YOU
HAVE A WILL?

577
00:31:18,844 --> 00:31:19,711
YOU SHOULD GET
ALL YOUR AFFAIRS

578
00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:21,680
IN ORDER, QUICKLY.

579
00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:23,615
YOU MUST BE ABLE
TO DO SOMETHING.

580
00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:25,817
YOU'RE BOTH DOCTORS.

581
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,719
THINK.

582
00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:31,857
WELL, THERE IS...

583
00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:32,758
THE KOMATSU ROOT.

584
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:33,892
THE KOMATSU ROOT?

585
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,561
IT'S OUR
ONLY HOPE.

586
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:47,173
-THE KOMATSU ROOT, VERY RARE.
-VERY RARE.

587
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,575
IT'S RESERVED
FOR THE CHINESE HEADS OF STATE

588
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:50,776
UNDER PAIN OF DEATH.

589
00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:52,111
SOME KIND OF ROOT.

590
00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:53,345
WHAT DOES
IT DO?

591
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,881
BOIL THE ROOT,
AND DRINK THE TEA--

592
00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:57,616
OH, VERY YUMMY TEA.

593
00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:58,985
--THREE TIMES A DAY.

594
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,752
WITHIN A WEEK
YOU'LL START

595
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,454
TO LOOK YOUNGER,
FEEL YOUNGER--

596
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,590
BUT, DOCTOR, I DON'T
THINK OUR FRIEND, GEORGE,

597
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:05,757
HERE HAS
THAT MUCH MONEY.

598
00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:07,026
YES, YES,
YES I DO.

599
00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:08,127
HOW MUCH
IS IT?

600
00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:09,928
WELL, GEORGE,
LET ME SEE,

601
00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,697
$10,000 OUGHTA
COVER IT.

602
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:12,965
TEN THOUSAND?

603
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:16,668
$10,000 FOR A ROOT?

604
00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:17,903
MM-HM.

605
00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:21,040
HMM, HMM.

606
00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:24,776
OHH.

607
00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:27,513
HEY, MR. WILSON.

608
00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:33,719
YOU WRITIN'
A CHECK, HUH?

609
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:34,820
WHAT YOU BUYING?

610
00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:37,123
HE'S BUYING
THIS RARE ROOT.

611
00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:39,725
THAT COOL ROOT THING
OVER THERE?

612
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:40,759
WHAT'S IT DO?

613
00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:41,860
TELL ME.

614
00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,662
IT MAKES
A PERSON YOUNGER.

615
00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:44,796
GOLLY.

616
00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:46,598
I'M SEVEN-AND-A-HALF,

617
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:50,369
IF I TOOK SOME
I'D BE SIX-AND-A-HALF?

618
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:54,006
WHAT IF I TOOK SO MUCH
I WAS A LITTLE BABY?

619
00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:55,907
AND THEN I TOOK
SOME MORE?

620
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:56,975
YIKES!

621
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,944
IT DOESN'T
WORK LIKE THAT.

622
00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:01,747
OH, HEY, GUESS
WHAT I HAVE.

623
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,788
I FOUND ONE, TOO.

624
00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:11,323
AIN'T IT
COOL LOOKIN'?

625
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,325
MINE'S BIGGER
THAN YOURS.

626
00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:14,293
OOH.

627
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:17,063
WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT?

628
00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:18,764
DEAD MAN'S CREEK
BY THE BRIDGE.

629
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,432
THERE'S MILLIONS
OF 'EM.

630
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,668
HERE, YOU CAN
HAVE THIS ONE, MR. WILSON.

631
00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,804
THERE'S LOTS MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

632
00:33:25,871 --> 00:33:28,174
IT'S A MIRACLE, HA HA.

633
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,910
WELL, I GUESS I WON'T
NEED THIS CHECK AFTER ALL.

634
00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:33,379
-I'LL USE THIS ROOT.
-COOL.

635
00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:36,948
I'M GONNA GO BREW SOME TEA
WITH MY ROOT RIGHT NOW.

636
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,051
BYE.

637
00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:41,353
WANNA SEE
WHAT ELSE I FOUND?

638
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,656
LOOK, IT'S THE BIGGEST ONE
I'VE EVER SEEN.

639
00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:52,598
ARGH!

640
00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:57,836
GOLLY, I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY
TO GET RID OF POISON IVY.

641
00:33:57,903 --> 00:33:59,938
OOH, OOH,
POISON IVY.

642
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:07,913
FIRST THAT KID
COST US TEN GRAND,

643
00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:09,581
AND NOW THIS.

644
00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:12,684
-IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO HE IS.
-DENNIS MITCHELL.

645
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:14,353
ALL THE PHARMACISTS,
ALL THE CLERKS,

646
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:15,587
THEY ALL KNOW HIM,
THEY SAY YOU'RE LUCKY.

647
00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:17,523
YOU COULD'VE GONE
TO THE HOSPITAL.

648
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:21,293
WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING
THAT WILSON'S STILL HOOKED.

649
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,462
WE'LL GET ALL
HIS MONEY YET.

650
00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:27,433
NOBODY BEATS
THE PROFESSOR, NOBODY,

651
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:30,636
ESPECIALLY A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD.

652
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:41,880
GEORGE, I THOUGHT
YOU HATED TEA.

653
00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,816
WHAT IS THAT
TERRIBLE SMELL?

654
00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:46,985
A DEAD RAT.

655
00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,921
GEORGE, WHAT IN THE WORLD?

656
00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:51,089
IT'S, IT'S
GARDENING FOOD.

657
00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,024
NO, NO,
IT'S, IT'S FOR--

658
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,025
IT'S FOR PLANTING.

659
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,093
IT'S PLANTING FOOD.

660
00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:56,528
PLANTING FOOD.

661
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:57,463
FOR GARDENING.

662
00:34:57,529 --> 00:34:58,830
PLANTING FOOD
AND GARDENING.

663
00:34:58,897 --> 00:34:59,865
-GEORGE--
-YES?

664
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,233
--DEAR, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?

665
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:04,703
I MEAN, LATELY YOU'VE
BEEN ACTING STRANGE.

666
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:07,072
EVEN MORE STRANGE
THAN USUAL.

667
00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:08,540
NONSENSE.

668
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,775
NONSENSE.

669
00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:18,083
EVERYTHING IS FINE.

670
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,852
WATER,
MORE WATER!

671
00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:54,986
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

672
00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:56,255
ANY MINUTE
THE WHOLE TOWN'S

673
00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:58,123
GONNA BE UNDER WATER!

674
00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,058
COME ON, WATER'S
COMING IN.

675
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,193
FLOOD!

676
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,329
A FLOOD,
A FLOOD.

677
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:07,032
THIS IS GREAT MUD.

678
00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:13,639
EH-HEM.

679
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:16,041
EH-HEM.

680
00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:18,176
EH-EH-EH-HEM.

681
00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:20,212
OH, HI, MARGARET.

682
00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:22,013
WE'RE BUILDING
A DAM.

683
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,649
IT'S SUCH
A NICE DAY.

684
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,151
I THOUGHT I'D TAKE
MY COLLECTION OF BUGS

685
00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:27,319
OUT FOR A WALK.

686
00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:30,989
DID YOU SAY, "BUGS?"

687
00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:34,326
MARGARET WITH BUGS?

688
00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:40,098
I HOPE EVERYONE HERE'S
ALL HAD THEIR SHOTS.

689
00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:41,132
MM-HM.

690
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:45,070
NOW...STAND BACK.

691
00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:51,243
COOL.

692
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,111
WHOA, WHAT IS IT?

693
00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:54,346
A GIANT PRAYING MANTIS.

694
00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:56,181
IT BET YOU
IT'S POISONOUS.

695
00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:57,449
DOES IT BITE?

696
00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:00,886
WATCH OUT,
HE'S HUNGRY.

697
00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:04,122
MY MOM WASHES DISHES
WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

698
00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:05,223
HE WAS
ABOUT TO ATTACK.

699
00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,192
I JUST SAVED
YOUR LIFE.

700
00:37:07,259 --> 00:37:10,662
NEXT, A MUTANT ROACH.

701
00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,533
THAT'S AMAZING.

702
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,534
WHOA.

703
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:17,903
I NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

704
00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,338
WHAT A ROACH.

705
00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:22,040
THAT'S NO ROACH,
LET ME SEE IT.

706
00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:23,975
HE HAS A HEADACHE.

707
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:26,745
AND NOW, GENTLEMEN,
I GIVE YOU THE PRIZE

708
00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:30,048
OF MY COLLECTION,
THE BIGGEST SPIDER

709
00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:31,617
IN THE WORLD.

710
00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:36,054
WHOA.

711
00:37:36,121 --> 00:37:37,122
HE'S BIG.

712
00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:38,290
IT'S COOL.

713
00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:39,958
HE'S MEAN.

714
00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:44,830
AND HE'S REALLY MAD.

715
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:46,832
WHAT A GREAT BUG.

716
00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:48,367
HE'S BEAUTIFUL.

717
00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:50,536
A SPIDER
WITH CLAWS?

718
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,238
THE, THE CLAWS
ARE FOR...

719
00:37:53,305 --> 00:37:55,874
SWINGING THROUGH
THE TREES IN THE JUNGLE.

720
00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,843
WHOA, THAT'S COOL.

721
00:37:57,909 --> 00:38:00,145
I KNOW, I HAVE TO TAKE
'EM HOME NOW,

722
00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:01,413
IT'S TIME
FOR THEIR NAPS.

723
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,948
I'M GONNA NEED
A LITTLE HELP

724
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,249
TO GET 'EM HOME.

725
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,254
I'M GONNA NEED
A LITTLE HELP

726
00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:11,156
TO GET THEM HOME.

727
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:12,358
OKAY, MARGARET.

728
00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:14,192
I'LL HELP YOU
TAKE 'EM HOME.

729
00:38:14,259 --> 00:38:15,761
YOU WILL?

730
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,228
REALLY?

731
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,864
THANKS, DENNIS.

732
00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:23,769
HE'S A GONER.

733
00:38:23,835 --> 00:38:26,171
OH NO, DENNIS IS
GOING OUT WITH A GIRL.

734
00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,539
A CRUMMY OLD GIRL.

735
00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:30,275
NOT JUST ANY GIRL,
MARGARET.

736
00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:31,710
JUST LIKE A BOY,
FALL FOR A GIRL

737
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:34,312
JUST BECAUSE
SHE'S GOT BIG BUGS.

738
00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,415
YEAH, WITH THEM
GREAT BIG BUGS

739
00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:39,918
SHE'S GONNA MAKE
DENNIS HER SWEETIE PIE.

740
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,086
YUCK!

741
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,288
GUYS!

742
00:38:43,355 --> 00:38:44,623
THOSE BUGS
WERE PHONY.

743
00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:46,324
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU FELL FOR 'EM.

744
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:47,359
THEY WERE?

745
00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:48,894
THEM GREAT BUGS?

746
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,028
FAKES?

747
00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:51,196
THAT CRUMMY MARGARET.

748
00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:52,498
SHE DON'T
FIGHT FAIR.

749
00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:53,999
THEN WE GOTTA
STOP HER.

750
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:57,503
WE GOTTA SAVE DENNIS
FROM A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH.

751
00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:01,640
HENRY?
HENRY MITCHELL.

752
00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:04,843
HENRY, ALL THESE SUPPLIES
FROM THE FIREMEN'S CARNIVAL

753
00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:06,412
COULD YOU PLEASE
PUT THEM WHERE DENNIS

754
00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:07,713
CAN'T GET
INTO THEM?

755
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:09,114
YOU MEAN WHERE DENNIS
AND YOUR FATHER

756
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:12,384
CAN'T GET
INTO 'EM.

757
00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:15,821
UM, CAN YOU HAND THEM
UP TO ME, HONEY?

758
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:16,488
ALICE!

759
00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:18,857
WE'RE IN HERE, DAD!

760
00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:22,761
OHH, OHHH.

761
00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:25,597
DAD.

762
00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:28,867
WE WENT FOR A WALK
IN THE WOODS.

763
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,436
IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY
TO KEEP UP WITH DENNIS

764
00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,370
YOU'RE GONNA
KILL YOURSELF.

765
00:39:32,438 --> 00:39:34,039
I FORGOT THAT
BEING AROUND DENNIS

766
00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,642
WAS SUCH
HARD WORK.

767
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,411
NO WONDER GEORGE
IS SO GROUCHY ALL THE TIME.

768
00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:40,812
THAT'S IT.

769
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,048
I'M CANCELLING THAT
CAMPOUT THAT DENNIS

770
00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:45,651
HAD PLANNED FOR THE TWO OF YOU
IN THE BACKYARD TONIGHT.

771
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:48,454
YOU CAN'T DO THAT, HE'S GOT
HIS HEART SET ON IT.

772
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,356
I JUST SAW HIM PACKING
A SUITCASE UPSTAIRS.

773
00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:54,125
BESIDES, I PROMISED,
ALICE.

774
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:58,964
AND I WON'T
BREAK A PROMISE.

775
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:00,298
OH BOY.

776
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,736
YOU'RE GONNA EAT
THESE VEGETABLES,

777
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:07,305
UGLY ALIEN GUY
FROM OUTER SPACE.

778
00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:08,840
YOU'RE GONNA
EAT, EAT CARROTS.

779
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:13,411
EAT, EAT, EAT,
LET'S ADD BROCCOLI!

780
00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:17,082
DENNIS, LET THE PUPPETS
GO TO SLEEP.

781
00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:20,952
I GOT A BETTER IDEA, DENNIS,
LET ME GO TO SLEEP.

782
00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:23,755
BUT GRANDPA, WHAT'S THE FUN
OF HAVING A CAMPOUT

783
00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:25,290
IF YOU SLEEP
THROUGH IT?

784
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:30,228
I BET I CAN STAY AWAKE
CLEAR THROUGH NIGHT.

785
00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:31,429
ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS SIT HERE

786
00:40:31,497 --> 00:40:35,934
AND THINK ABOUT KEEPING
BOTH EYES OPEN.

787
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,107
GRANDPA, GRANDPA!

788
00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:43,842
WAKE UP,
WAKE UP!

789
00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:04,262
MR. JOHNSON!

790
00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:06,297
BEAUTIFUL DAY, HUH?

791
00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:08,366
GREAT TO BE ALIVE.

792
00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:09,601
GO AWAY.

793
00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:11,302
OH, IS SOMETHING
WRONG WITH YOUR BACK?

794
00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:15,140
WELL, I WAS GONNA ASK YOU
TO GO JOGGING TODAY.

795
00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,608
TOO BAD.

796
00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:17,609
I GUESS YOU THOUGHT
IT'D BE EASY

797
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:18,610
LIVING WITH DENNIS, HUH?

798
00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:20,078
IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD?

799
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:23,181
WELL, IT ISN'T.

800
00:41:23,248 --> 00:41:24,415
GEORGE!

801
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,450
MARTHA.

802
00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:27,085
THAT WASN'T
VERY NICE.

803
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:30,388
MARTHA, I NEVER WIN
ANYTHING AROUND HERE ANYMORE.

804
00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:31,990
LET ME ENJOY
JUST THIS ONCE.

805
00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:35,627
WHAT HAS COME
OVER YOU LATELY, GEORGE?

806
00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:40,165
WHO'S THAT?

807
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:41,332
OH, A SALESMAN.

808
00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:42,367
I'LL GET RID
OF HIM.

809
00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:43,735
LISTEN, BIG BREAKFAST.

810
00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:47,038
WAFFLES, TOAST, COFFEE,
PANCAKES, EVERYTHING,

811
00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:49,174
THE WORKS, THE WORKS,
THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

812
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,441
ALL THAT FOOD?

813
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,610
YEAH, I'LL BE BACK
IN A MINUTE.

814
00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:53,745
I'LL BE BACK
IN A MINUTE.

815
00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:58,516
DOCTOR, DOCTOR!

816
00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:01,720
-THE KOMATSU ROOT, IT WORKS.
-IT DOES?

817
00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:04,089
-OF COURSE IT DOES.
-OH YES, OF COURSE IT DOES.

818
00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:06,625
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK
ON JOHNSON'S FACE.

819
00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:08,193
I MEAN,
I FEEL SO YOUNG.

820
00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:11,229
-AND HE LOOKED LIKE AN OLD MAN.
-WELL, THAT'S FINE, GEORGE.

821
00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:14,532
LISTEN, WE'VE MADE
A STARTLING NEW DISCOVERY.

822
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,533
A BREAKTHROUGH.

823
00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:17,268
OH, IS THAT IT?

824
00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:18,336
HOW DOES IT WORK?

825
00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:19,370
WE'LL SHOW IT TO YOU.

826
00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:20,538
WHERE CAN WE SET IT UP?

827
00:42:20,606 --> 00:42:22,140
MY GARAGE.

828
00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:28,179
KEEP IT COMING.

829
00:42:30,515 --> 00:42:31,382
THERE WE GO.

830
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:41,059
HEY, MR. WILSON.

831
00:42:41,126 --> 00:42:41,727
WHAT IS THAT?

832
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:42,828
CAN I HELP, HUH?

833
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,230
GET AWAY,
IT'S NOT FOR KIDS.

834
00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,665
CAN I WATCH,
PLEASE?

835
00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:49,467
I WON'T TOUCH ANYTHING,
PROMISE.

836
00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:50,802
NO!

837
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:58,476
OH, NO.

838
00:42:58,543 --> 00:43:01,179
GRANDPA'S ALREADY
IN A BAD MOOD.

839
00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:04,115
WE BETTER GET THIS
CLEANED UP.

840
00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,157
WHAT IS IT?

841
00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:14,793
THE CULMINATION OF ALL
OUR RESEARCH.

842
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:18,329
THE MARRIAGE OF MODERN SCIENCE
AND ANCIENT FOLKLORE,

843
00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:20,231
ALL WORKING TOGETHER.

844
00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:21,366
LOOK HERE.

845
00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:27,072
LOOK AT THIS OLD, DEAD,
TIRED PLANT.

846
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,575
LOOK, PRETTY NEW FLOWER.

847
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,643
HOLY COW!

848
00:44:05,711 --> 00:44:07,312
DOES IT WORK ON
PEOPLE?

849
00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:08,446
OF COURSE.

850
00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:09,781
IMAGINE IT, GEORGE.

851
00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:12,517
YOU'LL FEEL YOUNGER,
YOU'LL LOOK YOUNGER.

852
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,585
AND NOT JUST YOU.

853
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,287
MRS. WILSON, TOO.

854
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:21,326
GEORGE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS
GETTING COLD.

855
00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:22,393
I'LL GET MY CHECKBOOK.

856
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:24,930
I WANT IT.

857
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,736
PROFESSOR, THAT WAS AWESOME.

858
00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:34,272
AH, JUST AN OLD
MAGICIAN'S TRICK.

859
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:36,374
MY YEARS WITH
THE GREAT SANDELINI

860
00:44:36,441 --> 00:44:39,177
STILL COME IN HANDY.

861
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,451
YUCK, THIS STUFF'S NASTY.

862
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,319
IT'S NOT WORKING.

863
00:44:48,386 --> 00:44:49,487
HEY, MR. WILSON.

864
00:44:49,554 --> 00:44:50,722
OH MAN,
IT'S HIM.

865
00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:51,522
THE MACHINE.

866
00:44:51,589 --> 00:44:53,825
KEEP HIM AWAY.

867
00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:55,794
GO AWAY.
HE'S NOT HERE.

868
00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:57,863
I JUST NEED TO BORROW HIS
CAR-WASHING MACHINE.

869
00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,330
IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

870
00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,632
FOR PETE'S SAKE, GIVE THE KID
WHAT HE WANTS.

871
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:02,633
FINE, TAKE IT.

872
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,202
JUST LEAVE.

873
00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,738
GIVE ME THAT.

874
00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:11,977
THAT WAS CLOSE.

875
00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:19,317
OKAY.
NOW WE NEED LOTS OF SOAP.

876
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:20,618
COME ON.

877
00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:32,630
LOOK FOR A BIG BOTTLE
OF PINK STUFF.

878
00:45:40,371 --> 00:45:42,808
THERE!

879
00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:45,610
THAT'S NOT A LOT.

880
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,579
AH HA!

881
00:45:51,182 --> 00:45:54,319
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
MARTHA.

882
00:45:58,123 --> 00:45:59,590
HOW MUCH IS THIS
GONNA COST ME?

883
00:45:59,657 --> 00:46:01,092
FOR YOU, GEORGE, NOTHING.

884
00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:01,626
IT'S FREE?

885
00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:02,961
IT'S FREE?

886
00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:04,896
TRY IT,
USE IT FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS,

887
00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:07,132
THEN YOU PAY US WHAT YOU
THINK IT'S WORTH.

888
00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:10,468
IF IT DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU AND
YOUR WIFE, PAY US NOTHING.

889
00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:11,803
IT'S A DEAL.

890
00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:15,874
THIS THING SURE TAKES
A LOT OF SOAP.

891
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:25,416
ALL WE NEED FROM YOU IS
A SMALL SECURITY DEPOSIT.

892
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:27,218
YOU'LL GET YOUR DEPOSIT BACK
WHEN WE COME

893
00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:29,654
COLLECT THIS VERY
EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT.

894
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,056
OH, THAT SOUNDS FAIR.

895
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,758
HOW MUCH DEPOSIT DO YOU WANT?

896
00:46:33,825 --> 00:46:35,760
WELL, TEN PERCENT
OF ITS VALUE.

897
00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:37,896
FIFTEEN THOUSAND
SHOULD COVER IT.

898
00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:41,499
-THAT MUCH?
-WHAT'S IT MATTER?

899
00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:43,668
WE'RE NOT GONNA CASH
THE CHECK, GEORGE.

900
00:46:43,734 --> 00:46:45,703
WE'RE JUST GONNA HOLD ONTO IT.

901
00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:47,738
WILL I GET IT BACK?

902
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:48,840
OF COURSE.

903
00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:50,441
YOU HAVE OUR MACHINE.

904
00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:51,742
IT'S PRICELESS.

905
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,245
OH RIGHT.
I WAS BEING SILLY.

906
00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:04,622
COOL.

907
00:47:04,689 --> 00:47:06,791
IS THIS THE WEIRDEST SOAP?

908
00:47:06,858 --> 00:47:08,493
SMELLS SWEET.

909
00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:17,468
YUCK, RUFF.
DON'T EAT THE SOAP.

910
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,776
MM, COTTON CANDY.

911
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,745
COOL.

912
00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:29,247
THE CAR!

913
00:47:32,817 --> 00:47:33,684
YIKES.

914
00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:35,586
IT'S STUCK.

915
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,536
SO LONG, GEORGE.

916
00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:52,403
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.

917
00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:53,738
NO, NO.

918
00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:55,240
THANK YOU.

919
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:01,212
AH, TURN IT OFF!

920
00:48:01,279 --> 00:48:04,315
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
OUT HERE?

921
00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:13,558
DENNIS!

922
00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:20,065
IT'S JUST COTTON CANDY.

923
00:48:20,131 --> 00:48:23,101
OH, MY GOD, MY WONDERFUL
MACHINE!

924
00:48:23,168 --> 00:48:25,636
YOU'VE DESTROYED MY MACHINE!

925
00:48:25,703 --> 00:48:27,038
I'M RUINED!

926
00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:29,374
GIVE ME MONEY, NOW!

927
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,009
MY INSURANCE
WILL PAY FOR IT.

928
00:48:31,076 --> 00:48:34,312
WHEN THE POLICE COME
WE'LL MAKE OUT A REPORT.

929
00:48:34,379 --> 00:48:34,812
THE COPS!

930
00:48:34,879 --> 00:48:35,780
THE COPS!

931
00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:38,283
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

932
00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:38,716
DOCTOR!

933
00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:41,352
WAIT!

934
00:49:11,116 --> 00:49:12,783
ISN'T THIS THAT
MITCHELL HOUSE?

935
00:49:12,850 --> 00:49:14,085
THAT EXPLAINS IT.

936
00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:17,022
A COTTON CANDY 911 CALL, HUH?

937
00:49:21,859 --> 00:49:23,028
WHAT HAPPENED?

938
00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:24,662
DENNIS, DID YOU GET...

939
00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:26,031
WHAT?

940
00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:27,498
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL...

941
00:49:27,565 --> 00:49:30,601
ARE YOU...

942
00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:33,471
I WAS JUST WASHING
GRANDPA'S CAR.

943
00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:35,006
LOOK AT MY CAR!

944
00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:38,709
DENNIS, LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
HOW COULD YOU?

945
00:49:38,776 --> 00:49:42,547
GEORGE, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS
THAT THING IN THE GARAGE?

946
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:43,748
THE YOUTH MACHINE.

947
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:44,849
IT'S GONE.

948
00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:46,351
I'LL NEVER BE YOUNG AGAIN.

949
00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:49,720
GOLLY, I'M REAL SORRY,
MR. WILSON.

950
00:49:49,787 --> 00:49:50,855
SORRY?

951
00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:52,790
YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE
AGAIN.

952
00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:54,692
GEORGE.

953
00:49:54,759 --> 00:49:56,061
DENNIS, GO TO YOUR ROOM.

954
00:49:56,127 --> 00:50:00,298
WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.

955
00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:01,866
BUT, MOM,
I WAS JUST TRYING--

956
00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:04,402
NO BUTS.

957
00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:07,672
FOR YEARS, ONE CATASTROPHE
AFTER ANOTHER.

958
00:50:07,738 --> 00:50:09,174
I'VE NEVER COMPLAINED.

959
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,975
THEY SAY HE'S ONLY A BOY.

960
00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,177
THIS CHILD'S NO CHILD!

961
00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:14,979
HE'S A LIVING DISASTER!

962
00:50:15,046 --> 00:50:17,582
MARTHA, I
KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO.

963
00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:19,250
WE'RE GONNA
GET SOME MATCHES.

964
00:50:19,317 --> 00:50:20,585
THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO,
GET SOME MATCHES,

965
00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,220
AND WE'RE GONNA
BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

966
00:50:22,287 --> 00:50:24,855
AND COLLECT THE MONEY
FROM THE INSURANCE.

967
00:50:24,922 --> 00:50:26,591
NO, WAIT A MINUTE!
BETTER YET!

968
00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:28,893
WE'LL GET DENNIS,
WE'LL GIVE HIM THE MATCHES,

969
00:50:28,959 --> 00:50:32,830
WE'LL TELL HIM TO BE CAREFUL,
AND THEN STEP BACK.

970
00:50:32,897 --> 00:50:33,831
BA-BA-BOOM!

971
00:50:33,898 --> 00:50:35,200
HEY, WAIT.

972
00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:37,968
I HAVE AN IDEA, A WAY TO MAKE
EVERYBODY HAPPY.

973
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,938
AH, THIS I GOT TO HEAR!

974
00:50:41,005 --> 00:50:42,507
GEORGE WANTS TO MOVE AWAY.

975
00:50:42,573 --> 00:50:44,942
GRANDPA WANTS TO BE NEAR DENNIS,
BUT IT GETS AWFULLY TIGHT

976
00:50:45,009 --> 00:50:46,177
WITH ALL OF US
UNDER ONE ROOF.

977
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:49,747
SO GRANDPA BUYS
GEORGE'S HOUSE.

978
00:50:49,814 --> 00:50:51,782
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

979
00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:54,085
IT'S JUST WHAT EVERYBODY WANTS.

980
00:50:54,152 --> 00:50:55,986
WAIT A MINUTE.

981
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:59,390
YOU MEAN I'D BE
LIVING HERE?

982
00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:03,228
REALLY, REALLY LIVING HERE,
FULL-TIME,

983
00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:04,995
NEXT DOOR TO DENNIS

984
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:07,398
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?

985
00:51:07,465 --> 00:51:08,266
HIM?

986
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,401
HIM?
LIVING IN MY HOUSE?

987
00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:13,904
OKAY, THEN.
IT'S A DEAL.

988
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:20,845
OH, NO.

989
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:24,849
MR. WILSON MOVING AWAY?

990
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:32,557
DENNIS, NO, YOU CAN'T GO OVER
TO MR. WILSON'S.

991
00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:35,760
HE'S VERY BUSY
AND YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED.

992
00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:37,562
STAY OUT OF THE WAY AND DON'T
STEP ONE FOOT

993
00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:39,864
OVER THERE TILL
MR. WILSON MOVES.

994
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:45,002
BUT SUPPOSE MR. WILSON REALLY
NEEDS ME, REALLY, REALLY BAD?

995
00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:46,571
NO.

996
00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:52,677
BUT SUPPOSE HE'S IN REAL DANGER
AND NOBODY ELSE IS AROUND?

997
00:51:52,743 --> 00:51:54,044
NO.

998
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:58,015
BUT SUPPOSE HE'S GONNA DIE AND
NOBODY ELSE IS AROUND

999
00:51:58,082 --> 00:52:01,051
TO HELP AND ONLY I
CAN SAVE HIM?

1000
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:01,986
NO.

1001
00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:03,954
N-O, NO.

1002
00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:04,889
STAY HERE.

1003
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:05,923
DON'T LEAVE THE YARD.

1004
00:52:05,990 --> 00:52:07,992
THAT'S AN ORDER.

1005
00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:10,995
DO YOU HEAR ME?

1006
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,467
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?

1007
00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:18,736
HE'S GOT TO PLAY
IN HIS OWN YARD.

1008
00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:21,806
THAT MISERABLE KID
IS OUT OF COMMISSION!

1009
00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:22,407
OUT OF OUR HAIR.

1010
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:23,073
ON ICE!

1011
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,509
IN THE PENALTY BOX.

1012
00:52:24,575 --> 00:52:24,942
HISTORY.

1013
00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:25,910
BENCHED.

1014
00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:26,644
OUT OF ORDER.

1015
00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:27,745
OFF DUTY.

1016
00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:30,815
WILSON IS ALL OURS.

1017
00:52:34,118 --> 00:52:35,052
SUPPOSE HE'S GONNA DIE?

1018
00:52:35,119 --> 00:52:36,053
NO.

1019
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,188
HANGING ON BY JUST ONE HAND?

1020
00:52:37,255 --> 00:52:38,022
NO.

1021
00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:39,056
OKAY, ONE FINGER.

1022
00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:40,558
OKAY, OKAY.

1023
00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:42,793
IF MR. WILSON IS IN REAL BAD
DANGER

1024
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:46,631
AND IF NOBODY ELSE IS AROUND,
AND IF HE HOLLERS FOR HELP,

1025
00:52:46,697 --> 00:52:52,803
AND IF HE'S HANGING ON
BY ONLY ONE FINGER...

1026
00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:56,241
AND IF YOU, AND ONLY YOU,
CAN SAVE HIM,

1027
00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:57,975
THEN YOU CAN GO
TO MR. WILSON'S.

1028
00:52:58,042 --> 00:53:00,878
BUT ONLY THEN.

1029
00:53:00,945 --> 00:53:02,513
OKAY.
THANKS, DAD.

1030
00:53:09,053 --> 00:53:15,092
HEY, MR. WILSON!

1031
00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:16,361
I'M GROUNDED.

1032
00:53:16,427 --> 00:53:18,896
MY DAD SAYS I CAN'T VISIT
ANYMORE.

1033
00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:20,498
-EVER.
-GOOD.

1034
00:53:20,565 --> 00:53:23,868
I JUST WANNA APOLOGIZE FOR
BLOWING UP YOUR YOUTH MACHINE.

1035
00:53:23,934 --> 00:53:27,238
I GUESS NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY
ALL OLD AND WRINKLED UP, HUH?

1036
00:53:27,305 --> 00:53:29,139
YES, I DO,
YES, I DO.

1037
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:32,076
-THANK YOU.
-YOU'RE WELCOME.

1038
00:53:32,142 --> 00:53:35,246
I WISH I COULD HELP YOU GET
YOUNGER LIKE YOU WANT.

1039
00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:38,115
YOU KNOW,
I'M STILL AWFUL YOUNG.

1040
00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:39,550
OH, REALLY?

1041
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:46,257
IF I COULD, I'D TAKE AWAY
TEN YEARS OF YOURS.

1042
00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:48,859
THEN I'D BE OLD ENOUGH
TO DRIVE.

1043
00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:49,960
GOD HELP US.

1044
00:53:50,027 --> 00:53:55,766
I'M GONNA BE AWFUL, AWFUL SORRY
TO SEE YOU GO.

1045
00:53:55,833 --> 00:54:03,173
YOU'RE MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

1046
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,509
DENNIS?

1047
00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:09,079
YOU LEAVE MR. WILSON ALONE.

1048
00:54:09,146 --> 00:54:12,049
WELL, I HAVE TO GO NOW.

1049
00:54:12,116 --> 00:54:13,751
BYE.

1050
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:34,004
GEORGE, DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING
THE RIGHT THING?

1051
00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:37,575
MOVING FROM OUR HOME?

1052
00:54:37,642 --> 00:54:38,275
SELLING?

1053
00:54:38,343 --> 00:54:39,977
I DON'T KNOW, MARTHA.

1054
00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:43,314
I LOVE THIS HOUSE
AS MUCH AS YOU DO.

1055
00:54:43,381 --> 00:54:45,816
AT LEAST TEN TIMES A DAY,
AFTER DENNIS

1056
00:54:45,883 --> 00:54:47,585
DOES ONE OF THOSE
DISASTROUS THINGS,

1057
00:54:47,652 --> 00:54:51,789
I SWORE WE WOULD MOVE AWAY
AND NEVER COME BACK.

1058
00:54:51,856 --> 00:54:53,924
FAR AWAY.

1059
00:54:53,991 --> 00:54:56,093
AND HERE WE ARE.

1060
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,395
WE'RE DOING IT.

1061
00:54:57,462 --> 00:55:00,565
WE'RE ACTUALLY MOVING.

1062
00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:05,269
I JUST HOPE IT WORKS FOR
EVERYBODY.

1063
00:55:05,336 --> 00:55:08,305
ESPECIALLY FOR DENNIS.

1064
00:55:08,373 --> 00:55:10,975
HE NEEDS HIS GRANDFATHER.

1065
00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:12,610
AND LET'S FACE IT...

1066
00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:16,246
HIS GRANDFATHER'S A LOT MORE FUN
TO HAVE AROUND.

1067
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:20,217
WELL, HE--
GEORGE, HE LOVES YOU, TOO.

1068
00:55:20,284 --> 00:55:23,020
HE'S GONNA MISS YOU.

1069
00:55:23,087 --> 00:55:25,423
HE'LL GET OVER IT.

1070
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:29,460
A GRANDFATHER IS SPECIAL.

1071
00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:34,198
I'M JUST A...
NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR.

1072
00:55:44,108 --> 00:55:47,978
BUT IF GRANDPA LIKES GOING AWAY
AND MR. WILSON

1073
00:55:48,045 --> 00:55:52,149
LIKES STAYING HOME, HOW COME
GRANDPA'S STAYING HOME

1074
00:55:52,216 --> 00:55:54,184
AND MR. WILSON'S GOING AWAY?

1075
00:55:54,251 --> 00:55:56,654
DENNIS, THEY'RE ADULTS.

1076
00:55:56,721 --> 00:55:59,323
THEY KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE DOING.

1077
00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:01,291
GOOD NIGHT.

1078
00:56:03,327 --> 00:56:08,966
GROWNUPS ARE SO WEIRD.

1079
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:13,170
HI, IT'S ME AGAIN, BUT I GUESS
YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.

1080
00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:15,105
AT LEAST YOU
LISTEN TO ME.

1081
00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:18,175
THAT'S YOUR JOB.

1082
00:56:18,242 --> 00:56:20,445
I THINK MR. WILSON AND GRANDPA
ARE ABOUT TO MAKE

1083
00:56:20,511 --> 00:56:23,514
A BIG, BIG MISTAKE.

1084
00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:27,918
AND I'M JUST A KID, NOBODY PAYS
ANY ATTENTION TO ME.

1085
00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:30,320
I CAN'T EVEN VISIT MR. WILSON'S
HOUSE ANYMORE,

1086
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,490
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

1087
00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:35,292
SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO GIVE ME SOME
HELP HERE,

1088
00:56:35,359 --> 00:56:37,762
I'D SURE APPRECIATE IT.

1089
00:56:37,828 --> 00:56:38,829
THANKS.

1090
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,064
AMEN.

1091
00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:41,398
THE END.

1092
00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:46,604
I'LL GET IT.

1093
00:56:51,341 --> 00:56:53,010
HELLO!
CITY TERMITE INSPECTORS.

1094
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:56,447
CITY REQUIRES INSPECTION ON ALL
RESIDENCES PRIOR TO SALE.

1095
00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:57,448
NOT INTERESTED.

1096
00:56:57,515 --> 00:56:58,983
-GOODBYE.
-HOLD IT!

1097
00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:01,318
YOU CAN'T SELL THE HOUSE UNLESS
YOU GOT A CERTIFICATE

1098
00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:03,454
OF TERMITE NON-INFESTATION.

1099
00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:04,555
IT'S THE LAW.

1100
00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:05,723
IT'S FOR YOUR PROTECTION.

1101
00:57:05,790 --> 00:57:07,424
YEAH, WE'RE THE GOVERNMENT.

1102
00:57:07,492 --> 00:57:08,726
WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU.

1103
00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:10,861
HOW MUCH IS THIS "HELP" GONNA
COST ME?

1104
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,664
TWO HUNDRED BUCKS,
UP FRONT.

1105
00:57:13,731 --> 00:57:17,267
I'LL GO GET MY CHECKBOOK.

1106
00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:20,337
WOO, LOOK AT THIS!
TERMITES!

1107
00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:21,672
I DON'T SEE NO TERMITES.

1108
00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:23,508
INVISIBLE MITES, THE WORST!

1109
00:57:23,574 --> 00:57:27,111
YOU CAN'T SEE THEM,
YOU CAN'T KILL THEM.

1110
00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:29,647
YOU GOT YOURSELF SOME BIG
PROBLEMS.

1111
00:57:29,714 --> 00:57:31,916
ELECTRICAL SERVICE
ISN'T UP TO CODE.

1112
00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:37,354
PLUMBING AND HEATING
NEED MAJOR WORK.

1113
00:57:37,421 --> 00:57:39,056
FOUNDATION IS SHOT.

1114
00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:41,325
YOU'RE LUCKY THE PLACE
HASN'T BURNED DOWN.

1115
00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:43,828
HERE'S YOUR LIST.

1116
00:57:43,894 --> 00:57:46,664
WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING WE'RE
SELLING THIS PLACE TO JOHNSON.

1117
00:57:46,731 --> 00:57:48,365
NOW IT'S HIS PROBLEM.

1118
00:57:48,432 --> 00:57:50,000
-GOOD DAY!
-NO!

1119
00:57:50,067 --> 00:57:52,870
YOU CAN'T SELL THIS HOUSE UNTIL
THESE PROBLEMS ARE CORRECTED.

1120
00:57:52,937 --> 00:57:54,271
-ALL OF THEM?
-THAT'S RIGHT.

1121
00:57:54,338 --> 00:57:55,906
ALL OF THEM?

1122
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:56,507
JOHNSON.

1123
00:57:56,574 --> 00:57:57,742
IT'S HIS FAULT.

1124
00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:59,209
THIS HOUSE IS UNSAFE.

1125
00:57:59,276 --> 00:58:02,880
YOU ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO FIX
ALL THESE PROBLEMS

1126
00:58:02,947 --> 00:58:05,916
OR THE CITY WILL DECLARE THIS
HOUSE CONDEMNED.

1127
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,351
CONDEMNED?

1128
00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:08,218
GEORGE!

1129
00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:09,720
DO SOMETHING.

1130
00:58:09,787 --> 00:58:12,089
HERE'S YOUR LIST OF THE
CITY-APPROVED CONTRACTORS.

1131
00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:16,426
IF YOU LIKE, WE CAN START MAKING
THE CALLS FOR YOU.

1132
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,964
WE HAVE NO CHOICE.

1133
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:32,209
HEY, MR. WILSON!

1134
00:58:32,276 --> 00:58:33,377
KID, THIS STUFF IS POISON.

1135
00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:34,411
STAY AWAY.

1136
00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:37,147
FAR AWAY.

1137
00:58:38,649 --> 00:58:40,350
HEY.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

1138
00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:42,019
SCRAM!

1139
00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:44,221
HEY!
GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE, KID.

1140
00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:49,026
ALL THESE WORKERS AND NOT ONE OF
THEM LIKES KIDS?

1141
00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:50,260
HE'S GOING...

1142
00:58:50,327 --> 00:58:51,428
GOING...

1143
00:58:51,495 --> 00:58:52,930
GONE!

1144
00:58:52,997 --> 00:58:59,970
NOW IT'S TIME TO HIT UP GEORGE
FOR MORE MONEY.

1145
00:59:03,608 --> 00:59:06,210
YOUR WIRING IS A DISASTER.

1146
00:59:13,684 --> 00:59:16,854
THIS ROOF IS COMPLETELY SHOT!

1147
00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:23,828
YOUR RADON LEVELS
ARE WAY OFF THE CHART!

1148
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,933
THIS CON IS THE HIGH POINT
OF MY CAREER.

1149
00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:32,002
I'LL BE UP
IN THE ATTIC, MARTHA.

1150
01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:16,346
TODAY CAN'T GET
ANY MORE ROTTEN.

1151
01:00:16,413 --> 01:00:17,481
WHY, DENNIS.

1152
01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:20,084
FANCY BUMPING
INTO YOU HERE.

1153
01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:21,151
I LOVE BALLET.

1154
01:00:21,218 --> 01:00:23,487
IT'S HELPING ME DEVELOP GRACE
AND POISE

1155
01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:26,456
FOR MY CAREER
AS A SUPERMODEL.

1156
01:00:26,523 --> 01:00:27,391
OH, LOOK.

1157
01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:29,459
IT'S TEATIME.

1158
01:00:29,526 --> 01:00:32,596
GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A CRISIS.

1159
01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:34,331
WE GOT TO RESCUE DENNIS.

1160
01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:35,733
NOW LET'S HEAR SOME IDEAS.

1161
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,434
KIDNAP MARGARET'S CAT.

1162
01:00:37,501 --> 01:00:38,368
OFFER A TRADE.

1163
01:00:38,435 --> 01:00:40,237
THAT CAT'S A MAN-EATER.

1164
01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:41,471
SO'S MARGARET.

1165
01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:44,208
HEY, RODNEY GIBBS
GOT THE MEASLES.

1166
01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:47,611
WE JUST GET HIM
TO GO PLAY WITH MARGARET.

1167
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:48,578
I GOT IT.

1168
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:49,914
OKAY, LISTEN.

1169
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:52,549
DENNIS THINKS MARGARET LIKES
BUGS, RIGHT?

1170
01:00:52,616 --> 01:00:54,118
BUT SHE REALLY
HATES THEM.

1171
01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:57,121
SO WE'LL COME UP WITH
THE BIGGEST, MEANEST,

1172
01:00:57,187 --> 01:00:59,757
NASTIEST MONSTER BUG
ANYONE EVER SAW.

1173
01:00:59,824 --> 01:01:02,492
LET'S SEE HOW
SHE LIKES THAT.

1174
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:22,512
HOW'S YOUR TEA,
DENNIS, DEAR?

1175
01:01:22,579 --> 01:01:24,548
WHEN I THINK
OF US MARRIED,

1176
01:01:24,614 --> 01:01:25,883
SOMETIMES YOU'RE
A RICH DOCTOR,

1177
01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:27,952
SOMETIMES YOU'RE
A RICH LAWYER.

1178
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,720
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
SWEETUMS?

1179
01:01:29,787 --> 01:01:32,056
I DON'T CARE.

1180
01:01:36,994 --> 01:01:38,595
-DO YOU LIKE...
-POOR DENNIS.

1181
01:01:38,662 --> 01:01:40,731
SHE'S TORTURING HIM.

1182
01:01:40,798 --> 01:01:42,366
IT'S WORSE
THAN I THOUGHT.

1183
01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:43,834
WE HAVE TO MOVE FAST.

1184
01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:46,670
I'M GONNA GET
A CLOSER LOOK.

1185
01:01:53,610 --> 01:01:54,644
RED LEADER ONE TO HQ.

1186
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,913
HOW'S IT GOING
OVER THERE?

1187
01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:57,882
SIR, IT'LL BE
ANOTHER TWO HOURS.

1188
01:01:57,948 --> 01:01:59,884
WE NEED OUR SECRET WEAPON
READY NOW!

1189
01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:01,651
WE CAN'T DO IT,
CAPTAIN.

1190
01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:02,619
NOT ENOUGH TIME.

1191
01:02:02,686 --> 01:02:03,854
YOU HAVE TO BE READY.

1192
01:02:03,921 --> 01:02:05,790
IT'S LIFE OR DEATH.

1193
01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:09,559
OVER AND OUT.

1194
01:02:09,626 --> 01:02:11,528
GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO, GO!

1195
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:26,543
-HEY, MARGARET.
-YOU BEIN' A BUG EXPERT AND ALL.

1196
01:02:26,610 --> 01:02:29,079
IDENTIFY THIS BUG.

1197
01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:41,058
YIKES!

1198
01:02:50,734 --> 01:02:53,403
GUYS,
YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE!

1199
01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:04,581
DAD!

1200
01:03:04,648 --> 01:03:06,583
MR. WILSON!

1201
01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:27,637
HELP!

1202
01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:30,474
-HELP!
-OH, BOY!

1203
01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:34,111
DAD SAID IF MR. WILSON
IS IN REAL BAD DANGER

1204
01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:35,946
AND NOBODY ELSE
IS AROUND TO HELP,

1205
01:03:36,013 --> 01:03:37,481
AND IF HE HOLLERS
FOR HELP.

1206
01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:38,849
HELP!

1207
01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:42,052
AND IF HE'S ONLY HANGING
ON BY ONE FINGER.

1208
01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:46,323
SHUCKS, HE'S HANGING ON
BY ALL FIVE FINGERS.

1209
01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:48,325
THREE, TWO....

1210
01:03:48,392 --> 01:03:49,759
ONLY ONE MORE.

1211
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,195
ONE!
YES!

1212
01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:55,532
MR. WILSON,
I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU.

1213
01:03:55,599 --> 01:03:58,768
HE'S COMING.

1214
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:01,738
RUN!

1215
01:04:09,914 --> 01:04:12,649
MR. WILSON, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING OUT THERE?

1216
01:04:12,716 --> 01:04:14,484
CATCH, MR. WILSON.

1217
01:04:18,822 --> 01:04:20,958
DENNIS, LET GO OF MY FOOT!

1218
01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:22,927
DENNIS.
DENNIS!

1219
01:04:22,993 --> 01:04:25,829
NOW'S OUR CHANCE
TO GET OUT OF HERE!

1220
01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:27,831
DON'T WORRY, MR. WILSON.

1221
01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:28,832
I GOT YOU.

1222
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,775
SOMEBODY, GET ME DOWN!

1223
01:05:26,890 --> 01:05:28,725
NOBODY BEATS
THE PROFESSOR.

1224
01:05:31,095 --> 01:05:32,462
PROFESSOR,
WHAT ABOUT ME?

1225
01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:35,799
STOP, YOU DIDN'T FINISH
THE REPAIRS YET!

1226
01:05:35,865 --> 01:05:37,567
DON'T WORRY,
MR. WILSON.

1227
01:05:37,634 --> 01:05:40,337
I'LL STOP HIM.

1228
01:06:14,038 --> 01:06:16,273
PROFESSOR?

1229
01:06:16,340 --> 01:06:18,675
EVERY YEAR AT THE NATIONAL
POLICE CHIEFS' SEMINAR

1230
01:06:18,742 --> 01:06:21,778
ON SWINDLERS,
YOU ARE THE TALK OF THE SHOW!

1231
01:06:21,845 --> 01:06:22,979
YOU'RE A LEGEND!

1232
01:06:23,047 --> 01:06:25,715
WHY, THANK YOU.

1233
01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:30,754
DENNIS, DENNIS!

1234
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:31,955
DENNIS, I WAS SO WORRIED.

1235
01:06:32,022 --> 01:06:33,757
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
MY SWEET?

1236
01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:34,624
I'M FINE.

1237
01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:35,825
I'M FINE.

1238
01:06:35,892 --> 01:06:36,926
DENNIS, QUICK!

1239
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,028
GIRLS, YUCKY OR COOL?

1240
01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:41,965
WHY, YUCKY, OF COURSE.

1241
01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:43,433
I WILL NOT GIVE UP.

1242
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:46,903
ONE DAY I WILL BE
MRS. DENNIS MITCHELL.

1243
01:06:46,970 --> 01:06:49,173
GEORGE,
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

1244
01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:50,807
ROPE AROUND THE FOOT!

1245
01:06:50,874 --> 01:06:52,742
FLYING FACE-FIRST!

1246
01:06:52,809 --> 01:06:54,544
CEMENT BAG!

1247
01:06:54,611 --> 01:06:55,512
DENNIS!

1248
01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:56,780
DENNIS, DENNIS!

1249
01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:57,814
DENNIS.

1250
01:06:57,881 --> 01:06:58,815
DENNIS IS A--

1251
01:06:58,882 --> 01:06:59,916
A HERO, GEORGE.

1252
01:06:59,983 --> 01:07:00,984
-HM?

1253
01:07:01,051 --> 01:07:02,452
-HUH?
-WHAT?

1254
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:05,822
MR. WILSON, YOU ARE
A VERY LUCKY MAN.

1255
01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:08,058
DENNIS HERE HAS JUST CAPTURED
THE BEST CON MEN

1256
01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:09,093
IN THE BUSINESS.

1257
01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:11,995
NEVER LOST A CON
UNTIL NOW.

1258
01:07:12,062 --> 01:07:13,297
CON MEN?

1259
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,199
SYLVESTER, WERE YOU
THE INDIAN DOCTOR

1260
01:07:15,265 --> 01:07:19,736
OR THE CHINESE HERBALIST?

1261
01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:20,970
THE INDIAN, OF COURSE.

1262
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:22,872
I LOVE THAT.

1263
01:07:22,939 --> 01:07:24,674
THE YOUTH ROOT.

1264
01:07:24,741 --> 01:07:27,844
WHAT KIND OF AN IDIOT IS GONNA
FALL FOR THAT ONE?

1265
01:07:27,911 --> 01:07:30,880
YOU'D BE SURPRISED.

1266
01:07:30,947 --> 01:07:31,981
HM.

1267
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:35,852
HERE ARE YOUR CHECKS,
GEORGE.

1268
01:07:35,919 --> 01:07:38,021
LET'S BOOK THEM, BOYS.

1269
01:07:38,088 --> 01:07:40,590
BUT, DO YOU HAVE TO?

1270
01:07:44,761 --> 01:07:47,731
CON MEN.

1271
01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:50,934
WELL, GEORGE,
IT SEEMS DENNIS IS A HERO.

1272
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,737
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

1273
01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:56,440
OH, YEAH, SURE.

1274
01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:57,241
THANKS.

1275
01:07:57,307 --> 01:07:58,842
YOU'RE WELCOME, MR. WILSON.

1276
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:03,213
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A GOOD KID
DEEP DOWN INSIDE.

1277
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,648
VERY DEEP DOWN.

1278
01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:07,784
I TAKE BACK ALL THOSE THINGS
I SAID ABOUT YOU.

1279
01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:10,320
WELL, SOME OF THE THINGS.

1280
01:08:13,790 --> 01:08:15,024
MOST OF THE THINGS.

1281
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:17,927
AND YOU'RE GONNA
MISS HIM, TOO.

1282
01:08:17,994 --> 01:08:21,198
AREN'T YOU, GEORGE?

1283
01:08:21,265 --> 01:08:24,334
YEAH, I'LL MISS YOU.

1284
01:08:24,401 --> 01:08:25,735
THEN DON'T MOVE.

1285
01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:28,705
NEITHER OF YOU GUYS
WANNA TRADE PLACES.

1286
01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:31,040
DO YOU?

1287
01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:32,776
ALL I WANT
IS MY MOTOR HOME BACK.

1288
01:08:32,842 --> 01:08:35,445
I PROMISED DENNIS I'D TAKE HIM
TO THE GRAND CANYON.

1289
01:08:35,512 --> 01:08:40,184
AFTER THAT, I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT
TO BE AROUND KIDS ALL THE TIME.

1290
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:43,086
I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT.

1291
01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:46,590
YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION,
GEORGE WILSON.

1292
01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:55,399
MR. WILSON?

1293
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:58,735
YOU'RE MY BESTEST FRIEND
IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER.

1294
01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:01,971
I'VE KNOWN YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY
OF MY WHOLE LIFE,

1295
01:09:02,038 --> 01:09:03,807
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

1296
01:09:03,873 --> 01:09:09,846
I LOVE GRANDPA AND ALL,
BUT, EVEN IF HE WAS LIVING HERE

1297
01:09:09,913 --> 01:09:16,052
I'D STILL MISS YOU
AN AWFUL, AWFUL LOT.

1298
01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:20,089
PLEASE DON'T MOVE.
PLEASE?

1299
01:09:25,429 --> 01:09:28,798
MARTHA, WE'RE NOT MOVING.

1300
01:09:28,865 --> 01:09:31,635
YAY!

1301
01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:42,346
WELL, DENNIS, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE GRAND CANYON?

1302
01:09:42,412 --> 01:09:43,813
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW BIG IT IS.

1303
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:48,285
AND IT'S GREAT THAT
WE GET TO CAMP SO CLOSE.

1304
01:09:48,352 --> 01:09:51,187
WOW, THIS IS SO COOL.

1305
01:09:51,255 --> 01:09:52,456
VERY COOL.

1306
01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:55,659
I BET MR. WILSON
WISHES HE WAS HERE.

1307
01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:58,094
I KNOW, I'LL GET SOME NEAT ROCKS
FOR HIM.

1308
01:09:58,161 --> 01:10:00,196
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

1309
01:10:00,264 --> 01:10:04,601
I'M GONNA TAKE
A LITTLE NAP.

1310
01:10:14,143 --> 01:10:15,945
NO, OH, NO!

1311
01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:16,980
NOT THAT ROCK!

1312
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:17,847
YIKES!

1313
01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:19,148
DENNIS!

1314
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,089
GEORGE, DON'T YOU WISH YOU'D
GONE WITH DENNIS

1315
01:10:26,155 --> 01:10:27,757
AND HIS GRANDFATHER?

1316
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,859
WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST
TO BRING YOU FOOTAGE

1317
01:10:29,926 --> 01:10:32,862
FROM A SPECTACULAR RESCUE
AT THE GRAND CANYON.

1318
01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:36,032
I WAS GETTING THIS ROCK FOR
MY BEST FRIEND, MR. WILSON.

1319
01:10:36,099 --> 01:10:38,201
I HOPE HE LIKES IT.

1320
01:10:38,268 --> 01:10:39,903
HI, MR. WILSON.

1321
01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:42,138
DENNIS!

1322
01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:45,074
DENNIS!

1323
01:10:45,141 --> 01:10:46,976
HE'S A MENACE.



