1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,041 Globodyne is a consolidator of media properties. 3 00:01:09,209 --> 00:01:12,853 Globodyne is a consolidator of media properties. Consolidator. Oh, no! 4 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:18,866 Globodyne's a consolidator of media properties and data retrieval... 5 00:01:19,036 --> 00:01:21,076 ...with a focus in fiber-optic content provision. 6 00:01:21,244 --> 00:01:22,903 It's basically a synergy of Web-based... 7 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:26,233 ...and platform-based UNIX-driven delivery systems. 8 00:01:26,397 --> 00:01:28,340 Okay, I made that last part up. 9 00:01:30,431 --> 00:01:33,017 We spent months on this trip. I just assumed... 10 00:01:33,184 --> 00:01:35,640 ...that you knew you needed a passport to get into Russia. 11 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:41,467 But if I should have told you, then I'm really sorry, Mr. Fairbanks. 12 00:01:45,794 --> 00:01:48,730 It's not my fault airport security strip-searched you, Mr. Fairbanks. 13 00:01:50,404 --> 00:01:53,155 I mean, maybe you shouldn't have made that joke. You know? 14 00:01:53,317 --> 00:01:54,561 Hon? Fire. 15 00:01:54,725 --> 00:01:57,890 You know what, I'm gonna load you up with drink coupons. 16 00:01:59,335 --> 00:02:02,183 Blanca? Can you make this little man something to eat? 17 00:02:13,195 --> 00:02:14,471 Are you sure about this? 18 00:02:14,636 --> 00:02:17,092 The trainer said it's just a minor annoyance. 19 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:20,393 He said it just reminds him to be a little less vocal. 20 00:02:59,001 --> 00:03:01,522 - Hey, Dick. - Morning, Joe. 21 00:03:02,969 --> 00:03:04,180 That a new car? 22 00:03:04,633 --> 00:03:06,161 It's the new Mercedes S500. 23 00:03:06,331 --> 00:03:08,568 You can only special-order these from Germany. 24 00:03:09,691 --> 00:03:12,212 - How's it run? - Well, it's a Mercedes. 25 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:15,290 Check this out. 26 00:03:15,517 --> 00:03:16,859 Mercedes, on. 27 00:03:20,543 --> 00:03:22,005 Yeah? Well, watch this. 28 00:03:22,174 --> 00:03:24,893 Beemer, sit. Stay. 29 00:03:25,055 --> 00:03:27,609 Play dead. Good boy. 30 00:03:28,192 --> 00:03:30,713 That's cute, Dick. Mercedes, off. 31 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,559 "It has come to our attention that certain departments... 32 00:03:58,729 --> 00:04:01,632 ...have begun to run into situations." Situations. 33 00:04:01,802 --> 00:04:03,843 The big boys want to see you upstairs. 34 00:04:04,682 --> 00:04:06,113 Which floor? Twentieth? 35 00:04:06,923 --> 00:04:07,907 Twenty-sixth? 36 00:04:08,845 --> 00:04:10,022 Thirty-second? 37 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,322 - Not the 51st? - Yes. 38 00:04:14,862 --> 00:04:16,389 Congratulations, Mr. Harper. 39 00:04:19,247 --> 00:04:21,070 - Go ahead and wrap this up. - Okay. 40 00:04:21,232 --> 00:04:22,378 - How do I look? - Great. 41 00:04:22,544 --> 00:04:24,333 - Anything in my teeth? - No. 42 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:26,286 I need a paper bag. 43 00:04:30,739 --> 00:04:33,969 - Hey, Oz. - Hey, Dick. Morning. 44 00:04:34,132 --> 00:04:36,554 It is, isn't it? Sure is. 45 00:04:36,724 --> 00:04:38,285 - Yeah. - Yeah. 46 00:04:38,804 --> 00:04:41,042 Hey, did you... ? Did you hear about Bill? 47 00:04:41,911 --> 00:04:45,358 - Oh, yeah. That's.... That's wild. - Yeah. 48 00:04:46,391 --> 00:04:50,287 Yeah. I wonder.... I wonder who's gonna take his place. 49 00:04:51,801 --> 00:04:53,973 That's the big mystery. 50 00:04:54,138 --> 00:04:55,993 Yeah. Yeah. 51 00:04:58,684 --> 00:05:01,499 - You getting off? - Not this time, Oz. 52 00:05:01,915 --> 00:05:03,804 Son of a bitch! 53 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:01,282 That's it. 54 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,908 Hello. I'm... 55 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,295 ...Dick Harper, and I'm here to see Jack McAllister. 56 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:17,351 Oh, well, that's him now, sorry. He had to step out. 57 00:06:20,307 --> 00:06:21,616 Dick. 58 00:06:22,163 --> 00:06:24,400 Damn glad to finally see you up here. 59 00:06:26,228 --> 00:06:28,466 Hey, man. 60 00:06:31,445 --> 00:06:33,901 - Frank Bascombe, CFO. - Nice to meet you, Frank. 61 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:36,340 Nice to meet you. Listen, Dick. Dick. 62 00:06:36,503 --> 00:06:39,570 Jack's very sorry that he couldn't be here to congratulate you. 63 00:06:39,736 --> 00:06:43,151 Well, on becoming the new VP of Communication. 64 00:06:43,705 --> 00:06:45,462 Are you--? 65 00:06:45,882 --> 00:06:48,021 - Holy.... Thank you. - No, no, no. 66 00:06:48,187 --> 00:06:50,740 But also, he wanted to invite you to his house... 67 00:06:50,907 --> 00:06:53,810 ...for an orientation meeting on Monday morning. 68 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:02,230 Dick? Ann's got the address. 69 00:07:02,398 --> 00:07:06,011 All right. Sure, I'll get that. Okay. Ann? 70 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:07,518 - Thanks. - Sure. 71 00:07:07,679 --> 00:07:09,371 And thank you... 72 00:07:10,561 --> 00:07:11,771 ...Frank. 73 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:16,090 Cool exit. 74 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,428 How do you like your eggs? 75 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:22,273 Pardon me! 76 00:07:30,759 --> 00:07:34,502 Ours is an age of unmeasured prosperity, 77 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,158 Oh, yeah. 78 00:07:36,329 --> 00:07:37,506 - You know what? - What? 79 00:07:37,672 --> 00:07:39,364 You should quit your job. 80 00:07:39,689 --> 00:07:41,414 - Quit my job? - Yeah. 81 00:07:41,738 --> 00:07:44,936 Do you even know what you're getting paid? I mean, I can't quit my job. 82 00:07:45,099 --> 00:07:47,270 Well, not specifically, but.... 83 00:07:47,787 --> 00:07:51,334 Bob got VP last month, he's making 1 50 plus bonuses. 84 00:07:51,756 --> 00:07:54,310 Come on, you wanna spend more time with Billy. 85 00:07:54,476 --> 00:07:56,550 Do it. Just-- Come on. 86 00:07:56,717 --> 00:07:58,857 Do it. Do it. Quit your job. 87 00:07:59,086 --> 00:08:00,713 We must never become a winner-take-all society, 88 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,247 - You know what we should do? - What? 89 00:08:04,464 --> 00:08:06,439 We should have sex... 90 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,749 ...on Saturday. 91 00:08:08,914 --> 00:08:10,026 I'll buy candles. 92 00:08:10,194 --> 00:08:13,260 I'll pick up the new Starbucks sampler featuring Sade. 93 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:17,105 Oh, you animal. That is gonna be so wild. 94 00:08:17,269 --> 00:08:18,611 Yeah. 95 00:08:32,664 --> 00:08:33,843 Thank you. 96 00:08:35,258 --> 00:08:37,680 Just make yourself at home. 97 00:08:38,235 --> 00:08:39,347 Right. 98 00:08:50,398 --> 00:08:51,608 Dick. 99 00:08:51,774 --> 00:08:53,847 Yeah. Mr. McAllister. 100 00:08:54,719 --> 00:08:57,786 - Dick. Hey, call me Jack. - Likewise. 101 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,268 With my name. Dick, I mean. 102 00:09:02,433 --> 00:09:04,375 Man. Dick Harper. 103 00:09:04,546 --> 00:09:06,007 Dick Harper. 104 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:10,238 Dick Harper playing the harp. Harpo Marx playing the jew's-harp. 105 00:09:10,659 --> 00:09:13,049 D.H. DH. 106 00:09:13,379 --> 00:09:15,071 You're my designated hitter. 107 00:09:15,237 --> 00:09:17,246 I need you to step up into the batter's box... 108 00:09:17,413 --> 00:09:19,323 ...and knock one out of the ballpark for me. 109 00:09:19,494 --> 00:09:21,119 - Gone. - You ever have a nickname? 110 00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:23,837 Well, it was.... 111 00:09:24,488 --> 00:09:26,245 Squirt. The Squirt. 112 00:09:26,408 --> 00:09:29,257 Something about how I was conceived, I don't know. 113 00:09:29,865 --> 00:09:32,735 We gonna think of something. Have trouble finding the place? 114 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:37,031 No, sir. By the way, what a absolutely beautiful hou-- Home you have. 115 00:09:37,195 --> 00:09:38,984 So then my lawyer says to her lawyer: 116 00:09:39,147 --> 00:09:41,897 "lf she thinks she's getting that yacht, she's a little dingy." 117 00:09:44,269 --> 00:09:46,026 He always-- He loves that one. 118 00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:48,841 The point is that we need somebody... 119 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:51,014 ...who projects confidence in this position. 120 00:09:51,183 --> 00:09:52,710 We've seen how you handle yourself. 121 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,215 You've been a great cheerleader for this company. 122 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,838 So we were thinking that.... 123 00:09:57,617 --> 00:10:00,433 - Well, you go ahead and tell him. - No, you go ahead. 124 00:10:02,675 --> 00:10:06,701 What's up, guys? Come on. Don't hold out on me here. What? 125 00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:09,072 We want you to go on MoneyLife this afternoon... 126 00:10:09,237 --> 00:10:11,375 ...and announce our quarterly projections. 127 00:10:14,038 --> 00:10:16,177 You're the guy. You're the guy we have faith in. 128 00:10:16,343 --> 00:10:18,286 You can get our positive spin out there. 129 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,776 Right. Positive spin. 130 00:10:21,945 --> 00:10:23,832 These are fickle times, Dick. 131 00:10:24,473 --> 00:10:26,547 We need to stick together as a team. 132 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:30,003 Like my daddy always used to say.... 133 00:10:37,501 --> 00:10:39,224 Well, you can count on me, sir. 134 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,659 I mean, I can't tell you how happy I am. 135 00:10:43,902 --> 00:10:46,008 - Thank you. - How were those eggs Florentine? 136 00:10:46,366 --> 00:10:48,669 - Best I've ever had. - Good answer. 137 00:10:53,313 --> 00:10:54,458 I'm on the plane right now! 138 00:10:54,626 --> 00:10:57,310 Do you know what's sitting in front of me? Do you know? 139 00:10:57,474 --> 00:11:00,378 A kosher meal! A kosher meal! 140 00:11:00,547 --> 00:11:03,745 How many times do I need to tell you? ! I don't need a kosher meal! 141 00:11:03,908 --> 00:11:05,185 I'm Episcopalian! 142 00:11:05,349 --> 00:11:08,862 No-- No, you, miss-- You-- No, you grow up! 143 00:11:09,477 --> 00:11:10,787 For-- No, you, miss-- 144 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:13,985 Phyllis, can l... ? Can I talk to you for a minute? 145 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,356 - Here's a yell! - It's personal. 146 00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:20,837 - Never actually had makeup on. - I'm happy for you. 147 00:11:21,449 --> 00:11:23,588 - Hi. - Hi. 148 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:26,472 - Where's Sam? - Washington. 149 00:11:26,731 --> 00:11:29,153 These are your talking points. They were just faxed over. 150 00:11:29,324 --> 00:11:31,212 And Sam is on the line for you. 151 00:11:31,788 --> 00:11:32,803 Hello, Mr, Harper, 152 00:11:32,973 --> 00:11:36,269 Hey, Sam. How you doing? Nice talking to you. 153 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,602 I thought you were gonna be here. 154 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,939 - Me too, I hear it's beautiful there, - That's the thing-- 155 00:11:41,103 --> 00:11:43,012 - Okay, Dick, we're on in five, - Yep, sure. 156 00:11:43,184 --> 00:11:45,224 - -three, two.... 157 00:11:53,618 --> 00:11:56,882 Today we're talking with the new VP of Communications at Globodyne... 158 00:11:57,044 --> 00:11:59,084 ... Dick Harper, How you doing, Dick? 159 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,194 Just terrific, Sam. Thank you for asking. 160 00:12:01,365 --> 00:12:03,372 And so is Globodyne, by the way. 161 00:12:04,246 --> 00:12:07,411 Now, Dick, tell me, what is the shareholder to make... 162 00:12:07,575 --> 00:12:10,575 ...of the fact that Jack McAllister, your CEO... 163 00:12:10,744 --> 00:12:13,559 ...has unloaded a considerable share of his stocks? 164 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:21,623 I think CEOs sell their stocks for many reasons, Sam. 165 00:12:22,171 --> 00:12:24,059 Both professional and personal. 166 00:12:24,219 --> 00:12:27,602 Actually, over the past year, Jack McAllister has sold 80 percent... 167 00:12:27,772 --> 00:12:29,561 ...of his holdings through shell companies, 168 00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:32,540 Now, how do you explain that? 169 00:12:35,263 --> 00:12:37,467 The reasons for doing something like that would be-- 170 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:40,414 Losing you there. Hold on. 171 00:12:40,577 --> 00:12:43,708 The reasons for doing something like that would be.... Could be many. 172 00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:46,522 Both.... 173 00:12:49,154 --> 00:12:52,123 There's also talk of some of the Globodyne portfolio documents... 174 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:53,306 ... being subpoenaed, 175 00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:57,503 Specifically those of your CFO, Frank Bascombe, 176 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:02,144 Now, joining us with his insights, is presidential hopeful Ralph Nader, 177 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:04,868 Really? 178 00:13:05,543 --> 00:13:08,894 Hi, Ralph. Big fan, love your stuff. 179 00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:11,880 I wish I could say the same, I don't know how you sleep at night, 180 00:13:13,706 --> 00:13:16,740 Corporations like Globodyne pervert the American dream, 181 00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:18,019 The super-rich get richer, 182 00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:20,612 You are a disgrace, 183 00:13:22,508 --> 00:13:24,930 Ralph, I don't know where you're getting your statistics. 184 00:13:25,261 --> 00:13:28,262 I can only say that, in my estimation, Globodyne is transparent. 185 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,697 We'd be more than willing to share any and all documentation. 186 00:13:37,681 --> 00:13:39,055 What is going on? 187 00:13:39,217 --> 00:13:41,584 Can somebody tell me what the heck is--? 188 00:13:43,506 --> 00:13:45,896 Hey, there's a fi-- Somebody should-- 189 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:47,753 Okay. 190 00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:50,381 This can't be good. 191 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,558 Out of my way! 192 00:13:52,725 --> 00:13:54,798 - Hey, that's my ficus! - My ficus! 193 00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:58,796 You're not even from this floor! Help! Security! 194 00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:05,135 What's going on? 195 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:09,135 Oh, so Dick finally wants to know what's going on. 196 00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:11,797 Frank? 197 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,406 Methinks somebody made a boo-boo. 198 00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:19,354 Maybe we didn't know how to use Quicken. Yeah, that could be it. 199 00:14:19,869 --> 00:14:23,515 Frank. Frank. Try to focus. Okay? What's happening to Globodyne? 200 00:14:23,678 --> 00:14:26,842 - Globodyne? - Yeah, what happened, Frank? 201 00:14:27,006 --> 00:14:31,198 - We took our shifting losses... - Yeah? 202 00:14:31,552 --> 00:14:34,815 - ... and we put them into businesses... - Yeah, yeah? 203 00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:37,438 ...that we actually owned. 204 00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:39,325 And then the balance sheet... 205 00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:41,596 ...it showed profit. 206 00:14:41,763 --> 00:14:43,968 But actually, there was... 207 00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:46,332 ...debt. 208 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,930 What the hell? ! 209 00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:50,716 You're sick. 210 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,630 - I want you to hit me. - Frank, let go of me now. 211 00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:55,904 - I want you to hit me. - Let go, you're scaring me. 212 00:14:56,071 --> 00:14:58,406 - Hit me. - Frank! Get off! 213 00:14:58,761 --> 00:15:02,591 And I have the 6000 greatest partners a man could ask for, 214 00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:11,590 Mr. McAllister? 215 00:15:11,755 --> 00:15:13,185 I don't know what to tell you. 216 00:15:13,357 --> 00:15:17,186 We're just a cell in a much larger organism called the global economy. 217 00:15:17,358 --> 00:15:21,385 Weak companies have to die so that stronger companies can get stronger. 218 00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:24,104 - It's just nature. - Nature? What? 219 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,541 You ever read Walden Pond? It's all in there. 220 00:15:26,704 --> 00:15:28,494 Hey, you send him a copy of the tape. 221 00:15:28,657 --> 00:15:30,480 What about the other employees, sir? 222 00:15:30,642 --> 00:15:32,366 They're gonna be fine. Don't go there. 223 00:15:32,529 --> 00:15:35,018 This is America, the land of opportunity. 224 00:15:36,242 --> 00:15:40,848 I don't know, sir. With all due respect, this doesn't feel right. 225 00:15:41,012 --> 00:15:45,324 Step away from the rotors now, boy. They gonna chop your head clean off. 226 00:16:11,741 --> 00:16:13,652 Honey? I'm home. 227 00:16:14,589 --> 00:16:17,110 Oh, and the vice president is home! 228 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,124 I see you got them digging the hot tub. 229 00:16:24,288 --> 00:16:27,136 I know. Yes, I called the guy. They came right out. 230 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:32,765 - That almost never happens. - I know. We're so lucky. 231 00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:37,756 Dinner's ready! 232 00:16:43,622 --> 00:16:46,591 - Look at it! - Oh, my gosh! 233 00:16:46,759 --> 00:16:49,695 Look! I did it and it's perfect! 234 00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:53,695 My gosh! That could feed a family of four. 235 00:16:54,218 --> 00:16:57,730 I mean.... I-- In my-- Look at that, Billy. 236 00:16:57,962 --> 00:17:00,418 I'm surprised you left off the hooves. 237 00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:05,795 You know, before we get into that, I have some wonderful news. 238 00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:07,820 Mama quit her job! 239 00:17:11,086 --> 00:17:12,875 - I did. I did, I did! - You did? 240 00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:15,888 - Isn't that great? - My gosh! That's incredible! 241 00:17:16,048 --> 00:17:19,309 Oh, the timing of it, it was just beautiful, Dick. And, oh, thank you. 242 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,000 I just-- I just did it! 243 00:17:21,169 --> 00:17:23,723 No. Oh, boy. 244 00:17:23,889 --> 00:17:25,167 And now, you know what... 245 00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:27,721 ...I can spend so much more time with my beautiful boy. 246 00:17:27,892 --> 00:17:31,470 - Yeah. - Now, what's your news, big Mr. VP? 247 00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:35,827 I have something of an announcement to make. 248 00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:41,619 It turns out that a very wonderful opportunity has just presented itself... 249 00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:44,563 ...in the form of me... 250 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:48,119 ...not necessarily working at Globodyne anymore. 251 00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,464 Were you fired? 252 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:54,423 I wasn't fired. Globodyne tanked. 253 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,086 - Dick! - Jeez. "Fired." 254 00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:58,871 What do you mean? How could that happen? 255 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,002 They just gave you a promotion. And-- 256 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,789 There is nothing to worry about. I'll get my severance... 257 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,966 ...money from my pension. We're fine. 258 00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:10,646 I am a winner. Billy, tell your father he's a winner. 259 00:18:14,816 --> 00:18:16,191 See? 260 00:18:25,444 --> 00:18:28,705 - Hey! Our first day at home together. - Hey. 261 00:18:29,188 --> 00:18:31,197 Let's have a big family breakfast. 262 00:18:31,365 --> 00:18:33,470 Oh, gosh, honey, Billy's already gone to school... 263 00:18:33,638 --> 00:18:36,224 ...and I gotta meet him for that Mommy & Me lunch thing. 264 00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:38,847 What are you gonna do? Are you gonna look for a job? 265 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:42,562 You know what, I think I might just take this day. 266 00:18:42,728 --> 00:18:45,379 Great. I do. I think you should. 267 00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:48,360 But, listen, I gotta go pick up that thing at the thing. 268 00:18:49,738 --> 00:18:52,041 Baby, I gotta go. I'm sorry. Sorry. 269 00:18:52,204 --> 00:18:53,578 Okay, good. 270 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,486 I'll see you later, baby. Have a really good time. 271 00:18:56,653 --> 00:18:57,897 Bye. 272 00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:34,322 Okay. 273 00:19:47,675 --> 00:19:49,083 Cheers. 274 00:19:49,372 --> 00:19:51,446 Former CFO Frank Bascombe has been indicted... 275 00:19:51,613 --> 00:19:54,231 ...on charges of fraud and money laundering, 276 00:19:54,397 --> 00:19:57,180 Lead investigators say all roads lead to Mr, Bascombe, 277 00:19:57,343 --> 00:19:58,554 And no evidence has yet... 278 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:02,266 ...to link former CEO Jack McAllister to this growing scandal, 279 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,109 We've all had to make sacrifices, 280 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:09,115 I sold my place in Jackson Ho-- No, 281 00:20:09,282 --> 00:20:11,966 - Martha 's Vineyard, - Oh, shut up! 282 00:20:14,531 --> 00:20:15,808 God. 283 00:20:17,701 --> 00:20:22,720 Hey, bud. Hey, hey, hey. Can't be that bad, can it, bud? 284 00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:33,256 God! 285 00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:37,667 Oh, you know it. 286 00:20:38,378 --> 00:20:41,129 So can I send you a résumé? 287 00:20:41,451 --> 00:20:44,169 No, I got a terrific one here. You'll love it. 288 00:20:44,332 --> 00:20:46,154 Do you have a fax number? 289 00:20:47,468 --> 00:20:51,464 So there are no new openings at this time. Right. 290 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:53,736 And what about the near future? 291 00:20:55,472 --> 00:20:58,821 Yeah. Sure. I could stop calling. 292 00:20:59,312 --> 00:21:00,458 This afternoon. Okay. 293 00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,790 I'll be there. Bye. 294 00:21:06,578 --> 00:21:09,513 Hon. I got an interview at Pyramid Tech. 295 00:21:11,027 --> 00:21:13,613 I was really starting to wonder there. 296 00:21:30,681 --> 00:21:31,860 Hey! 297 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,330 Hold on! 298 00:21:45,630 --> 00:21:47,004 - Dick. - Oz. 299 00:22:43,983 --> 00:22:45,739 Wanna go get a drink? 300 00:22:45,903 --> 00:22:48,043 - You buying? - Sure. 301 00:22:48,847 --> 00:22:50,506 - Harper? - Yeah. 302 00:22:50,832 --> 00:22:52,905 - Dick Harper! - Yeah. 303 00:22:53,073 --> 00:22:57,002 You don't have to stand in this line. Come on with me. 304 00:22:58,195 --> 00:23:00,235 Hey, Oz. Rain check. 305 00:23:01,011 --> 00:23:02,800 Son of a bitch! 306 00:23:04,788 --> 00:23:06,796 Okay, rip it out. Get it on the truck. 307 00:23:07,093 --> 00:23:09,941 Hector, what's going on? What--? 308 00:23:10,102 --> 00:23:12,405 - What happened? - Your check go bouncy-bounce. 309 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:15,186 But it's okay, I heard what happened to your husband. 310 00:23:15,351 --> 00:23:17,686 Not everybody could afford landscaping like this, eh? 311 00:23:17,848 --> 00:23:20,915 - Hector, please. - I am sorry, Miss Jane. 312 00:23:21,081 --> 00:23:25,392 Oh, no, no, no. No! No, no! 313 00:23:25,627 --> 00:23:28,628 This is all-- Everything, it's all wrong. 314 00:23:28,795 --> 00:23:30,683 I want this out. Roll it all up. 315 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:33,780 I ordered Kentucky bluegrass. 316 00:23:33,949 --> 00:23:36,568 This is green. 317 00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:40,474 - Dick Harper! What a stroke of luck. - Oh, jeez. 318 00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:46,333 I'm sorry, I don't remember where you know me from. 319 00:23:46,496 --> 00:23:48,057 Oh, I don't know you. 320 00:23:48,225 --> 00:23:52,252 I just saw you spaz out MoneyLife. Oh, my God, that was great. 321 00:23:52,418 --> 00:23:54,491 Hey, some of the fellas would like to meet you. 322 00:23:54,658 --> 00:23:57,179 - Hello, Dick. - I can't believe it's really you. 323 00:23:57,348 --> 00:24:00,731 - Oh, my God, it's him. - Did you bring your statistics? 324 00:24:01,861 --> 00:24:04,677 We have an expression around here when someone makes a mistake. 325 00:24:04,838 --> 00:24:06,399 It's called "pulling a Dick." 326 00:24:06,566 --> 00:24:07,876 Up high, up high. 327 00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:10,339 Have you seen DickHarperIsATool. com? 328 00:24:10,503 --> 00:24:12,512 Oh, you're gonna love this. This is dynamite. 329 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,779 I don't know where you're getting your statistics, 330 00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:19,785 Who is that? Who is that? It's you! It's you! 331 00:24:19,946 --> 00:24:22,281 Can we just get on with the job interview? 332 00:24:22,443 --> 00:24:23,555 This guy! 333 00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:27,073 We couldn't hire you! We just wanna take your picture. 334 00:24:27,244 --> 00:24:30,594 Okay, everybody, little bit closer. One, two, three. 335 00:24:30,766 --> 00:24:31,846 Statistics! 336 00:24:37,070 --> 00:24:39,079 Hey, how'd it go? 337 00:24:39,247 --> 00:24:41,005 Oh, not too bad. 338 00:24:41,936 --> 00:24:43,628 It was good practice. 339 00:24:45,426 --> 00:24:48,296 - What are you doing? - Going through our finances. 340 00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:49,579 I'm not sure... 341 00:24:49,746 --> 00:24:53,195 ...but it seems that we may be in a little bit of a pickle, Dick. 342 00:24:53,364 --> 00:24:57,162 Well, sure, our financial bounce-back has taken a bit longer than expected... 343 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:59,570 ...but, you know, that's natural. 344 00:24:59,734 --> 00:25:03,150 Our lawn was repossessed today. I didn't even know they could do that. 345 00:25:03,318 --> 00:25:07,598 I think maybe it's time you start thinking about accepting something... 346 00:25:07,768 --> 00:25:10,071 ...a little bit lower than a vice-presidency. 347 00:25:10,233 --> 00:25:13,200 No. Took me 1 5 years to get a VP-ship. If I step back now... 348 00:25:13,370 --> 00:25:14,963 ...I'll lose everything I worked for. 349 00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:17,585 We're just gonna have to suck it up for a couple months. 350 00:25:17,754 --> 00:25:20,505 In a couple of months, we'll be declaring bankruptcy. 351 00:25:20,668 --> 00:25:23,287 - Oh, come on. - Our savings-- 352 00:25:23,452 --> 00:25:26,966 Look. Our savings was in Globodyne stock. 353 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:30,549 Jesus. And, look, our pension was in Globodyne stock. 354 00:25:30,719 --> 00:25:34,167 Everything was in Globodyne stock! All of it! 355 00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:37,849 The lawn is covered with dirt! It is so much fun! 356 00:25:38,016 --> 00:25:40,089 I have made a mud man! 357 00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:43,677 Now, Billy is looking at the glass half full. 358 00:25:44,451 --> 00:25:47,681 Hon, relax. We've got 600 grand. 359 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:50,907 - Where? - We're standing in it. Our house. 360 00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:55,870 Since Globodyne, the local property market crashed, Dick. 361 00:25:56,038 --> 00:26:01,604 If we sold our house today, we would owe the bank 1 50 grand. 362 00:26:04,039 --> 00:26:06,374 I knew it. It was churning in my gut... 363 00:26:06,537 --> 00:26:08,479 - ... and I didn't listen. - It would be okay. 364 00:26:08,649 --> 00:26:11,846 You said we could afford this house and take out a second mortgage... 365 00:26:12,011 --> 00:26:14,401 ...so that we could put in the pool, redo the kitchen... 366 00:26:14,571 --> 00:26:16,644 - I said that. - ... and now we are on the verge... 367 00:26:16,813 --> 00:26:18,885 ...of losing the house. If we lose the house... 368 00:26:19,052 --> 00:26:23,177 ...then Billy loses all sense of security and later, never have a relationship... 369 00:26:23,342 --> 00:26:25,415 ...so he'll just spend his whole life just alone. 370 00:26:25,582 --> 00:26:28,845 There he'll be, just alone, nobody with him, just like a bum. 371 00:26:29,007 --> 00:26:31,975 Hon? Hon? You need a paper bag? 372 00:26:32,977 --> 00:26:35,247 You said everything was gonna be okay. 373 00:26:39,986 --> 00:26:44,395 Mr. Dick! Something wrong with the electricity! 374 00:26:45,877 --> 00:26:49,806 Well, if you're gonna do it, be the best. 375 00:26:53,558 --> 00:26:58,000 Hi, I'm Lucy, and I'll be your Kostmart training team leader. 376 00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:00,339 I am so happy to welcome you to the Kostmart team. 377 00:27:00,504 --> 00:27:02,480 Now, we work hard here, but we play hard also. 378 00:27:02,649 --> 00:27:04,504 I think we're gonna have a good time here... 379 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:07,928 ...because at Kostmart, we're more than a store. We're family. 380 00:27:08,923 --> 00:27:10,680 Now, before we get started... 381 00:27:10,844 --> 00:27:13,266 ...I am gonna need you all to piss in one of these cups. 382 00:27:23,103 --> 00:27:26,748 - It's taking a little while. - Just relax. 383 00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:29,848 I've been married for 20 years. I know what it looks like. 384 00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:32,416 You want me to get you a cola? 385 00:27:32,834 --> 00:27:35,902 It's just hard to do while you're standing there watching. 386 00:27:36,067 --> 00:27:38,751 I could sell you my pee for $1 00. 387 00:27:38,915 --> 00:27:41,786 I been off the pipe for two years. Thank you, Jesus. 388 00:27:41,956 --> 00:27:47,076 Unfortunately, we don't have any positions available in Pilates or yoga. 389 00:27:47,493 --> 00:27:50,723 But we are looking for a Jeet Kun Do instructor. 390 00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:53,986 Yes. I mean, that's-- Oh, my-- I thought-- 391 00:27:54,152 --> 00:27:56,487 I didn't even-- I didn't say that? 392 00:27:56,649 --> 00:27:58,787 I was born doing... 393 00:27:59,466 --> 00:28:00,775 ...that. 394 00:28:01,066 --> 00:28:03,936 - Hi, welcome to Kostmart. - Watch. 395 00:28:04,651 --> 00:28:06,245 Hi! Welcome to Kostmart. 396 00:28:06,411 --> 00:28:09,958 Check out our makeup counter on aisle 1 2B. 397 00:28:10,604 --> 00:28:15,112 Welcome to Kostmart. Check out our CDs. Garth Brooks on sale, aisle 51. 398 00:28:19,055 --> 00:28:22,602 Welcome to Kostmart. Your local gun emporium. 399 00:28:22,832 --> 00:28:25,069 Aisle 42, hunting gear. 400 00:28:25,713 --> 00:28:27,600 And the next thing I knew, I was wearing it. 401 00:28:28,531 --> 00:28:31,149 - Well, Jane. - Hey, Veronica. 402 00:28:31,314 --> 00:28:33,682 - Hi, how are you? - Good, good. 403 00:28:33,843 --> 00:28:35,250 I didn't know you worked out here. 404 00:28:35,411 --> 00:28:39,187 Welcome to Kostmart. I hope you'll take a trip by the deli today... 405 00:28:39,348 --> 00:28:41,388 ...for a complimentary cube of jalapeño cheddar. 406 00:28:41,558 --> 00:28:45,006 I'm lactose intolerant. Where do you keep the cigarettes? 407 00:28:45,175 --> 00:28:47,063 Behind the counter. 408 00:28:47,224 --> 00:28:50,127 - But I'm not sure that's a good-- - Dick? You missed one. 409 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,606 I'll get it. I'll get it. Wait. Ma'am? Ma'am. Welcome! 410 00:28:55,769 --> 00:28:57,843 Here we go. Hi. Hi. 411 00:28:59,162 --> 00:29:05,044 My name's Jane, and I'll be your instructor for beginners' Jin Ku Pow. 412 00:29:05,212 --> 00:29:08,344 So let's just get right into it. Here we go. 413 00:29:10,366 --> 00:29:12,254 We're just gonna loosen up a little bit. 414 00:29:12,414 --> 00:29:16,540 Here we go. Yeah. There we go. And ho. And hit. 415 00:29:16,703 --> 00:29:19,486 Excuse me! Ma'am! 416 00:29:24,353 --> 00:29:25,882 And jab. And jab. 417 00:29:29,443 --> 00:29:31,331 - Now I gotcha! - Get this! 418 00:29:33,349 --> 00:29:36,000 It's punch. And punch. And step. And kick! 419 00:29:38,950 --> 00:29:41,919 - It burns. - I saw you eyeballing me... 420 00:29:42,087 --> 00:29:44,192 ...when I came in. You were all up in my goodies. 421 00:29:48,424 --> 00:29:50,914 You know something? I'm glad you fired me. 422 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:55,360 How's a person supposed to survive and feed their family on that salary? 423 00:29:59,916 --> 00:30:01,804 It's a lease. 424 00:30:07,310 --> 00:30:11,053 I don't know why we didn't think of this before. It's such a good idea. 425 00:30:11,215 --> 00:30:13,518 We're sorry we couldn't pay you. We have no money. 426 00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:16,169 It's okay. Your son is very important to me. 427 00:30:16,337 --> 00:30:19,021 I would do anything for him, Mr. Richard. 428 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:22,896 In the meantime, thank you for letting us pay you in appliances. 429 00:30:23,058 --> 00:30:24,007 Yeah. 430 00:30:26,068 --> 00:30:27,595 Congratulations. 431 00:30:29,780 --> 00:30:30,893 Hey, think about this: 432 00:30:31,061 --> 00:30:34,095 How many places you'll see on one tank of gas. 433 00:30:36,599 --> 00:30:38,574 - You want me to drive? - Yeah. 434 00:30:57,149 --> 00:30:59,004 Here it is! 435 00:31:04,255 --> 00:31:07,638 We can live without it. People have lived without these things. 436 00:31:07,808 --> 00:31:10,743 - There goes the boxing match. - You can go to a bar. 437 00:31:10,913 --> 00:31:12,440 It's rigged anyway. 438 00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:16,283 What are you doing with the television? 439 00:31:19,779 --> 00:31:24,155 - You're going to sell it! - No, no. Billy! 440 00:31:24,324 --> 00:31:25,470 God! Just go, Dick! 441 00:31:25,637 --> 00:31:27,612 Damn it, Blanca, grab him! 442 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:30,947 - Papa! Mama! - Go! Go, go! 443 00:31:31,110 --> 00:31:33,664 - Don't take my Telemundo! - Go! Go! Hurry, hurry! 444 00:31:33,831 --> 00:31:36,614 SpongeRoberto SquarePantalones! 445 00:31:36,776 --> 00:31:40,519 - God! Just go, go, go! - I want my MTV Latino. 446 00:31:49,772 --> 00:31:51,715 Dick, what are we gonna do? 447 00:31:52,748 --> 00:31:55,051 We've run out of things to sell. 448 00:31:57,294 --> 00:31:58,243 Well.... 449 00:32:00,495 --> 00:32:03,147 - There's always prostitution. - Dick. 450 00:32:04,241 --> 00:32:05,517 I mean me. 451 00:32:06,064 --> 00:32:08,105 We just gotta look for more work, that's all. 452 00:32:08,274 --> 00:32:12,977 There is no work, Dick. There's 6000 other people out of work. 453 00:32:13,138 --> 00:32:15,146 Vice presidents are working at Burger King. 454 00:32:15,315 --> 00:32:18,186 It's gonna be fine. All we need is $400... 455 00:32:18,356 --> 00:32:22,099 ...and we're good for another month. This is just temporary. So stay calm. 456 00:32:22,293 --> 00:32:24,203 - And don't panic! - Damn. 457 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,547 Are you going to sit in the dirt hole all night long? 458 00:32:35,832 --> 00:32:38,135 - Come on, hon, let's get out. - Yeah. 459 00:32:38,298 --> 00:32:40,437 I'm starting to turn into a raisin anyway. 460 00:32:41,338 --> 00:32:44,056 What's the matter? You look sad, Richard. 461 00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:46,777 Blanca, call me Dick. 462 00:32:46,941 --> 00:32:50,455 Well, Blanca, there's just no jobs out there. 463 00:32:52,733 --> 00:32:56,696 I have a cousin who might be able to help you find some work. 464 00:32:56,863 --> 00:32:59,514 It's not much. But it's something. 465 00:33:19,717 --> 00:33:21,693 I need one guy who knows how to paint. 466 00:33:21,863 --> 00:33:23,041 That's me! 467 00:33:24,295 --> 00:33:26,915 Hold on, I got it. I got it. I'm here! 468 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,672 Hey, I was here first! 469 00:33:34,026 --> 00:33:36,842 Congratulations, güero. You almost got that one. 470 00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:42,090 Don't worry. There'll be more. 471 00:33:43,437 --> 00:33:46,253 That thing is already starting to swell up like a balloon. 472 00:33:46,414 --> 00:33:47,461 Is it noticeable? 473 00:33:47,630 --> 00:33:49,060 - No. - Just a little bit. 474 00:33:49,231 --> 00:33:52,231 Did you see that? We should report that guy. 475 00:33:54,544 --> 00:33:55,973 Report him! 476 00:33:56,561 --> 00:33:58,634 - We should report him. - Let's report him. 477 00:33:58,802 --> 00:34:00,143 I do it for you. 478 00:34:00,401 --> 00:34:03,632 This is a new drug in the same family of Botox. 479 00:34:03,795 --> 00:34:05,584 We don't expect any problems. 480 00:34:05,747 --> 00:34:08,465 Your check for $1 4 is waiting for you at the front desk... 481 00:34:08,628 --> 00:34:13,266 ...and we think you are all going to look beautiful. Okay. 482 00:34:13,973 --> 00:34:16,308 Now, if you can begin by just filling out those forms. 483 00:34:16,469 --> 00:34:18,380 Those are insurance waivers. 484 00:34:18,551 --> 00:34:22,676 And then you'll find a list of various aspects of your face. 485 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,880 Go ahead and check off anything that you think... 486 00:34:25,049 --> 00:34:27,384 ...you might want to improve on just a little bit. 487 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:31,991 Are deuces still wild? 488 00:34:33,019 --> 00:34:34,132 No. 489 00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:36,216 I'm screwed. 490 00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:42,937 Well, I think I'm gonna go, guys. Carlos. Eduardo. Gustavo. 491 00:34:43,934 --> 00:34:46,423 Pleasure talking to you the last couple hours. 492 00:34:46,591 --> 00:34:48,795 Hey, congratulations on the baby too. 493 00:34:49,376 --> 00:34:52,126 - INS! - All right, hold it right there. 494 00:34:52,289 --> 00:34:54,428 - INS? - Hold it right there. 495 00:34:55,106 --> 00:34:56,383 You're not going anywhere. 496 00:34:56,546 --> 00:34:58,521 - Hold it right there! - You've gotta be kidding. 497 00:34:58,691 --> 00:34:59,738 Oh, this is hilarious. 498 00:34:59,907 --> 00:35:01,947 You guys know the drill. Let's see some papers. 499 00:35:02,116 --> 00:35:03,545 - Against the wall. - Papers. 500 00:35:03,716 --> 00:35:06,716 Where's my wallet? Where'd my wallet go? This is-- 501 00:35:06,885 --> 00:35:09,635 - No, no. I dropped my wallet. - Back up. 502 00:35:09,797 --> 00:35:11,773 - Oh, these are doozies. - What do you got? 503 00:35:11,942 --> 00:35:16,166 We got a Don Johnson, Elvis and Opie Taylor. 504 00:35:16,327 --> 00:35:18,532 - Dick Harper, you're free to go. - Dick Harper? 505 00:35:18,696 --> 00:35:22,659 That's me, Dick Harper. Hey, that guy's not Dick Harper! Whoa, jeez! 506 00:35:22,825 --> 00:35:23,905 We don't want problems. 507 00:35:24,074 --> 00:35:27,075 You're making a serious mistake in judgment. I am an American. 508 00:35:27,243 --> 00:35:28,934 You gotta work on your accent, Pablo. 509 00:35:29,099 --> 00:35:30,954 Could we--? You wanna talk to my wife, Jane? 510 00:35:31,115 --> 00:35:33,288 Yeah. Oh, okay, yeah. We'll call your wife, "Yane." 511 00:35:33,452 --> 00:35:36,552 We'll ask her if you're American. And we'll call my wife, Yennifer... 512 00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:39,435 - ... and his wife, Yaqueline, too. - It's ringing, it's ringing! 513 00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:48,905 No, wait! I'm an American! I swear to God! 514 00:35:49,073 --> 00:35:51,016 - Hey, watch your language. - Get in there. 515 00:35:51,186 --> 00:35:53,488 Okay, we have our results. 516 00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:58,124 Negative side effects with only three of 1 4 participants in the study. 517 00:35:58,293 --> 00:36:00,944 - That's not bad. Let's see, now. - Hello? 518 00:36:01,109 --> 00:36:03,314 - Jill? Hi, Jill. - Dick, what--? 519 00:36:03,477 --> 00:36:05,518 Oh, honey, I can barely under-- 520 00:36:05,686 --> 00:36:08,142 What--? Why are you doing that accent? 521 00:37:17,867 --> 00:37:19,044 Holy hell! 522 00:37:19,499 --> 00:37:21,190 I did this little cosmetics test... 523 00:37:21,355 --> 00:37:25,034 ...and I had a little reaction. Is it really that bad? 524 00:37:25,197 --> 00:37:28,875 No, it's not so bad. It's just different. 525 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:31,079 Dick, can we talk about this some other time? 526 00:37:31,246 --> 00:37:33,254 Oh, yeah. Come on, come on. Go, go, go, go! 527 00:37:52,149 --> 00:37:55,631 I gotta go in. I gotta go to bed. 528 00:37:57,399 --> 00:37:59,089 You coming? 529 00:38:01,879 --> 00:38:04,465 I think I'm gonna sit in the car... 530 00:38:06,970 --> 00:38:09,173 ...and think for a while. 531 00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:14,640 Okay. 532 00:38:15,899 --> 00:38:18,867 Don't think for too long, we gotta get up early. 533 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,070 Soup kitchens stop serving at 8. 534 00:38:49,733 --> 00:38:51,839 You're still pretty. 535 00:40:00,921 --> 00:40:02,832 I'm not playing anymore. 536 00:40:03,003 --> 00:40:05,142 I've just about had it! 537 00:40:13,885 --> 00:40:15,063 Sorry. 538 00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:25,280 O my God, I'm heartily sorry for having offended thee. 539 00:40:25,441 --> 00:40:28,224 It's okay. I'm putting it back. 540 00:40:28,386 --> 00:40:31,104 I'm putting it back! It's okay. 541 00:41:00,715 --> 00:41:04,132 Hon, what happened? 542 00:41:06,509 --> 00:41:08,451 I got the lawn back. 543 00:41:08,621 --> 00:41:10,476 Got the... ? 544 00:41:20,752 --> 00:41:22,641 Oh, Dick. 545 00:41:23,153 --> 00:41:24,615 It's beautiful. 546 00:41:26,355 --> 00:41:27,882 Honey. 547 00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:34,668 Oh, Dick, I love you. 548 00:41:34,837 --> 00:41:36,692 I love you. 549 00:42:48,906 --> 00:42:50,216 Are these too big for my face? 550 00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:58,119 Well, now you look like the Unabomber. 551 00:42:59,790 --> 00:43:01,546 Good. 552 00:43:01,710 --> 00:43:03,751 What are you doing with Billy's squirt gun? 553 00:43:04,431 --> 00:43:07,246 We followed the rules and we got screwed. 554 00:43:07,407 --> 00:43:09,645 We were good people, honest people... 555 00:43:09,809 --> 00:43:11,948 ...and we got screwed. 556 00:43:12,337 --> 00:43:13,864 Damn it! 557 00:43:15,537 --> 00:43:17,872 What are you gonna do now, you gonna rob a bank? 558 00:43:18,034 --> 00:43:20,556 We got screwed. Over and over again, hon. 559 00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:22,896 I stole the lawn back, and you know what happened? 560 00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:24,751 We have a lawn now. 561 00:43:25,044 --> 00:43:27,664 Yeah, but-- Okay. 562 00:43:28,662 --> 00:43:30,092 We're all just cavemen... 563 00:43:30,262 --> 00:43:32,980 ...trying to protect our little patch of land. 564 00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:34,834 Well, now I have a club... 565 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,553 ...and I'm gonna take what I need. 566 00:43:37,816 --> 00:43:40,534 Maybe you should steal some Prozac. 567 00:43:41,977 --> 00:43:44,945 Keep laughing, Jane. Keep laughing, okay? 568 00:43:45,115 --> 00:43:46,424 I'll be back soon... 569 00:43:46,587 --> 00:43:49,435 - ... with the loot. - Oh, no, no, no. I'm coming. 570 00:43:49,595 --> 00:43:51,768 - Not gonna miss this for the world. - Suit yourself. 571 00:43:51,932 --> 00:43:54,933 Besides, you're gonna need a good wheelman. 572 00:44:03,616 --> 00:44:05,526 Okay, that's it, joke's over. Let's go home. 573 00:44:05,696 --> 00:44:06,941 - Come on. - No, no, no. 574 00:44:07,105 --> 00:44:09,277 - We haven't done the caper yet. - Wow, okay, you-- 575 00:44:09,442 --> 00:44:11,744 Then-- Then let's do it before, you know... 576 00:44:11,906 --> 00:44:13,663 ...we die of carbon-monoxide poisoning. 577 00:44:13,827 --> 00:44:15,616 When you're in there, get me some Sno-Caps. 578 00:44:16,068 --> 00:44:18,403 Oh, no, no, no, Raisinets, Raisinets. I want Raisinets. 579 00:44:20,517 --> 00:44:22,492 Hon, your thingamabob. 580 00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:24,898 - I know, I know. - All right. 581 00:44:27,366 --> 00:44:29,921 And don't forget to kill the witnesses, hon. 582 00:44:31,112 --> 00:44:32,519 Okay. 583 00:44:43,243 --> 00:44:44,651 Hi. 584 00:45:19,734 --> 00:45:21,490 Brain freeze. 585 00:45:22,551 --> 00:45:24,143 You ever get that? 586 00:45:44,381 --> 00:45:49,117 One Brainfreeze. Anything else? 587 00:45:50,622 --> 00:45:54,683 Yeah. Yeah, I got something else... 588 00:45:54,848 --> 00:45:56,671 ...right here. 589 00:45:59,233 --> 00:46:01,306 Hey, Jake, take a break. I got this one. 590 00:46:07,011 --> 00:46:09,695 That'll be 1.29, please. 591 00:46:21,992 --> 00:46:23,847 1.29. 592 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,570 Go! Jane, go! Just go! 593 00:46:41,357 --> 00:46:43,081 Oh, God. You did it? 594 00:46:43,246 --> 00:46:44,676 Oh, there that is. 595 00:46:44,847 --> 00:46:47,946 - That was wild. That was wild! - You actually robbed that place? 596 00:46:48,111 --> 00:46:51,014 No, but I had a slushie and I didn't even pay for it. 597 00:46:54,641 --> 00:46:57,609 - What? - Well, then our problems... 598 00:46:57,778 --> 00:46:59,404 ...are pretty much over. 599 00:46:59,571 --> 00:47:03,402 Jane, just drive the car, okay? We'll find another place, okay? 600 00:47:09,974 --> 00:47:12,692 Give me your money! Garth! 601 00:47:12,855 --> 00:47:14,229 Dick? 602 00:47:14,390 --> 00:47:17,653 - Oh, my God. - You remember Jane. 603 00:47:17,816 --> 00:47:19,671 - She's in the car. - Jane? 604 00:47:19,833 --> 00:47:21,142 - Hi, Garth. - Hey, Jane. 605 00:47:21,305 --> 00:47:23,510 - Hon, it's-- Garth. - What's with this? 606 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:27,352 - From the barbeque. - Harper, what are you--? 607 00:47:27,515 --> 00:47:29,042 I had you going there. 608 00:47:29,211 --> 00:47:30,935 Had me going? You scared me to death. 609 00:47:31,099 --> 00:47:32,563 - Yeah, well.... - You're a madman. 610 00:47:32,732 --> 00:47:34,555 - We should hang out soon. - All right. 611 00:47:34,716 --> 00:47:36,986 Yeah, you wanna hang out with Garth soon, hon? 612 00:47:37,149 --> 00:47:38,524 - All right. - All right. 613 00:47:38,686 --> 00:47:41,305 Drive. Just drive. Just drive the car. 614 00:47:41,472 --> 00:47:43,960 - Okay, Dick. - Okay. 615 00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:55,072 My car's right there. 616 00:47:55,235 --> 00:47:58,584 Get that for you, then. Okay. 617 00:47:58,757 --> 00:48:00,797 - Thank you, sonny. Thank you. - Oh, no, l-- 618 00:48:00,964 --> 00:48:03,071 Well, maybe. 619 00:48:05,285 --> 00:48:07,293 Okay, stop the car. 620 00:48:10,439 --> 00:48:12,709 Now, that place is loaded. 621 00:48:12,872 --> 00:48:14,814 They are ripe for the picking. 622 00:48:14,984 --> 00:48:18,847 And you are just the guy for the job. 623 00:48:19,017 --> 00:48:21,637 But seriously, doesn't this remind you of that movie Heat... 624 00:48:21,803 --> 00:48:23,712 - ... with Val Kilmer--? - I'm trying my best. 625 00:48:23,883 --> 00:48:27,179 There's nothing to be ashamed of, is all I'm saying. Some people.... 626 00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:31,051 Some people have that robbing thing and-- And some people don't. 627 00:48:31,213 --> 00:48:32,620 Maybe... 628 00:48:32,781 --> 00:48:34,757 ...you're not a badass. 629 00:48:37,327 --> 00:48:39,302 Hey, man. What can I do you for? 630 00:48:39,472 --> 00:48:41,327 You can do me for all the money in the till. 631 00:48:41,488 --> 00:48:44,107 - This is a stickup. - Whoa, what's wrong with you, dude? 632 00:48:44,274 --> 00:48:46,129 I'm married, that's what's wrong with me. 633 00:48:49,714 --> 00:48:51,570 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 634 00:48:51,731 --> 00:48:54,513 Move it, paraquat! Come on, Zig-Zag. 635 00:48:55,284 --> 00:48:57,226 That's a real gun. You're robbing me. 636 00:48:57,397 --> 00:49:00,080 - Dick? - Honey, robe. 637 00:49:00,918 --> 00:49:03,253 Oh, God, okay. Sweetheart, I'm sorry. 638 00:49:03,415 --> 00:49:05,968 Listen to me. What are you doing, are you craz--? 639 00:49:06,135 --> 00:49:08,077 - What? - Listen, put your hands down. 640 00:49:08,249 --> 00:49:10,518 - He's been stressed. - Why are you undercutting me? 641 00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:12,852 - To be fair, we both-- - I'm trying to rob this man. 642 00:49:13,018 --> 00:49:16,084 - We don't need to do this. - I got a call about the mortgage. 643 00:49:16,249 --> 00:49:20,212 If we don't pay tomorrow, the sheriff's coming to put us out on the street. 644 00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:23,962 Get the money out of there right now, I mean it! 645 00:49:24,124 --> 00:49:26,743 - Pull it out, put it in a sack! Let's go! - Easy, hon. 646 00:49:26,909 --> 00:49:29,299 - God! Oh, God! - Come on. 647 00:49:30,749 --> 00:49:33,434 Wow, that's fantastic. Women are amazing, aren't they? 648 00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:34,909 It's just like jelly jars. 649 00:49:35,072 --> 00:49:37,755 Whoa, hon! Hon! 650 00:49:38,305 --> 00:49:40,377 - Look, look. - Hon? 651 00:49:40,546 --> 00:49:43,328 - What? - I don't think anybody's following us. 652 00:49:43,490 --> 00:49:44,951 God! 653 00:49:45,859 --> 00:49:47,614 Oh, look out for that. 654 00:49:55,494 --> 00:49:57,382 Oh, park under there. 655 00:50:07,401 --> 00:50:09,026 Oh, my God. 656 00:50:09,194 --> 00:50:12,675 - I can't believe we just did that. - But we did do it. 657 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,785 We did do it. 658 00:50:28,847 --> 00:50:28,975 It's not like we stole from some old lady, you know? 659 00:50:28,975 --> 00:50:31,212 It's not like we stole from some old lady, you know? 660 00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:34,094 Exactly. And you know, maybe we can figure out a way we can... 661 00:50:34,257 --> 00:50:36,559 ...give back some of what we've taken to other people. 662 00:50:36,722 --> 00:50:38,958 Maybe we will. It's a definite possibility. 663 00:50:39,123 --> 00:50:40,530 Wanna grab a cup of coffee? 664 00:50:40,690 --> 00:50:43,178 - Iced mocha sounds nice. - Yeah. 665 00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:47,881 All right, this is a holdup. Get on the ground and you won't get hurt. 666 00:50:48,052 --> 00:50:49,613 Whoa, Jesus. Are you okay, hon? 667 00:50:49,781 --> 00:50:50,959 - I'm okay. - All right. 668 00:50:51,126 --> 00:50:53,395 You. Two iced mochas, let's go. Move it, move it. 669 00:50:53,559 --> 00:50:55,250 - Two iced mochas. - Yeah. Whipped cream. 670 00:50:55,415 --> 00:50:57,487 - Whipped cream. - Any whipped cream, hon, on yours? 671 00:50:57,656 --> 00:50:58,834 - No, thanks. - None on hers. 672 00:50:58,999 --> 00:51:01,870 - No whipped cream. - Are these nonfat muffins? 673 00:51:02,041 --> 00:51:03,797 - Are they nonfat muffins? ! - I think so. 674 00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:06,679 Okay. Hon, these are nonfat muffins. Get some of those. 675 00:51:06,842 --> 00:51:09,493 - Which ones, vanilla or chocolate? - In the back, in the back. 676 00:51:09,659 --> 00:51:10,837 - This one? - No, no, that one. 677 00:51:11,003 --> 00:51:12,598 - Front? Honey! - No, that one. Okay. 678 00:51:12,764 --> 00:51:15,318 Yeah, okay, that's good. Okay, nobody try to follow us... 679 00:51:15,485 --> 00:51:17,907 ...because we're desperate criminals. We're crazy people! 680 00:51:18,077 --> 00:51:20,282 And I'll kill you all! 681 00:51:20,446 --> 00:51:23,130 - Oh, hon, the coffee. Coffee. - Oh, yeah, right. 682 00:51:24,159 --> 00:51:26,014 Thanks a lot. 683 00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:32,093 What are you doing in there? 684 00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:33,851 What do you think? 685 00:51:34,722 --> 00:51:38,300 - It's Elvis on a motorcycle? - It's Evel Knievel, hon. 686 00:51:38,467 --> 00:51:40,540 I like the way it makes my butt look. 687 00:52:19,567 --> 00:52:22,089 Honey, where's my car? 688 00:52:33,139 --> 00:52:34,962 Mercedes, off. 689 00:52:43,895 --> 00:52:46,164 Now I can watch soccer! 690 00:52:46,327 --> 00:52:49,677 No matter what happens, know that I love you. 691 00:52:49,848 --> 00:52:51,539 I love you too. 692 00:52:51,704 --> 00:52:53,363 - Let's do this. - Okay. 693 00:52:53,529 --> 00:52:56,344 Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go! 694 00:53:08,670 --> 00:53:10,263 Oh, my God. 695 00:53:10,430 --> 00:53:13,147 This guy's really loaded. 696 00:53:14,847 --> 00:53:17,237 That's a lot of lettuce. 697 00:53:18,913 --> 00:53:20,953 Should we pistol-whip him? 698 00:53:26,530 --> 00:53:28,473 Hey, don't laugh. 699 00:53:28,643 --> 00:53:30,104 Don't you laugh now, okay? 700 00:53:30,596 --> 00:53:32,604 Because it demeans what we're doing here. 701 00:53:32,772 --> 00:53:34,333 Yeah. 702 00:53:38,534 --> 00:53:40,290 - Anyway, shall we? - Let's do it. 703 00:53:40,455 --> 00:53:42,048 - What--? What is that? - Nothing. 704 00:53:43,111 --> 00:53:44,835 Don't do anything funny, or else. 705 00:53:48,808 --> 00:53:51,198 You could pay the ultimate price. 706 00:54:16,176 --> 00:54:18,829 Honey, come on, cut the crap. 707 00:54:20,049 --> 00:54:21,479 Okay. 708 00:54:25,523 --> 00:54:27,378 We sound so funny. 709 00:54:27,539 --> 00:54:30,224 I know. That's what I was thinking. 710 00:54:30,612 --> 00:54:32,686 Oh, my God. 711 00:54:34,613 --> 00:54:35,662 Hel-- 712 00:54:48,218 --> 00:54:51,567 Did you guys hear what happened to Bob Blaustein? 713 00:54:52,220 --> 00:54:53,365 - Bob Blaustein? - Yeah. 714 00:54:53,532 --> 00:54:56,467 - Who's Bob Blaustein? - Oh, he works at Sonent Global. 715 00:54:56,636 --> 00:54:59,124 Or should I say he worked at Sonent Global. 716 00:54:59,293 --> 00:55:01,715 - Yeah. - Yeah, and if they're not careful... 717 00:55:01,886 --> 00:55:03,642 ...they'll become the next Pyramid Tech. 718 00:55:03,806 --> 00:55:06,196 Absolutely. Absolutely. 719 00:55:06,367 --> 00:55:07,894 Oh, Dick... 720 00:55:08,063 --> 00:55:10,169 ...what you been up to since Globodyne went under? 721 00:55:10,336 --> 00:55:13,118 Just working at home, playing in the stock market. 722 00:55:13,281 --> 00:55:15,005 I tell you, guys... 723 00:55:15,682 --> 00:55:18,717 - ... it's like stealing money. - You're on fire, Dick. 724 00:55:24,644 --> 00:55:27,580 - Last job, try to stay focused. - Okay. 725 00:55:28,645 --> 00:55:31,135 - Let me hold that door for you, ma'am. - Why, thank you. 726 00:55:31,302 --> 00:55:32,829 You're welcome. 727 00:55:34,567 --> 00:55:36,804 Oh, my goodness. This woman has fainted. 728 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,655 - Are you all right? - You might wanna open her blouse... 729 00:55:39,817 --> 00:55:40,995 ...so she can... 730 00:55:41,161 --> 00:55:42,536 - ... breathe. - Right. 731 00:55:42,698 --> 00:55:45,415 - Oh, no, no, no, no, l-- - You okay? 732 00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:51,147 Oh, no. 733 00:55:52,588 --> 00:55:53,570 That's good. 734 00:55:54,317 --> 00:55:56,292 - Let me get back to you. Excuse me. - Yes? 735 00:55:56,621 --> 00:55:58,694 - May I help you? - Vault inspector. 736 00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:03,434 - What happened to Phil? - Necrotizing fasciitis. 737 00:56:03,599 --> 00:56:05,542 Caused by an invasive streptococcus. 738 00:56:06,192 --> 00:56:07,534 What? 739 00:56:07,696 --> 00:56:09,355 Flesh-eating disorder. 740 00:56:09,522 --> 00:56:11,464 It's all over the money. 741 00:56:11,634 --> 00:56:13,903 Might wanna wash your hands. 742 00:56:25,910 --> 00:56:28,148 - Everybody down! - This is a robbery! 743 00:56:28,310 --> 00:56:31,410 - No way! - Freeze, everybody. 744 00:56:36,633 --> 00:56:39,023 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 745 00:56:39,193 --> 00:56:41,615 - Oh, no. - Nobody move a muscle. 746 00:56:41,787 --> 00:56:44,341 You. Whiskers, whiskers. On the floor. 747 00:56:44,507 --> 00:56:45,915 Oh, Dick. 748 00:56:46,076 --> 00:56:47,669 I will blow those whiskers... 749 00:56:47,837 --> 00:56:49,363 - ... right off your face! - I'm down! 750 00:56:49,534 --> 00:56:52,185 - Go get the money, please. - You're-- You're money, I'm guns... 751 00:56:52,350 --> 00:56:54,969 - ... that's the plan. - Put your weapons down. 752 00:56:55,135 --> 00:56:57,175 - Oh, shit. - Stick to the plan, stick to the plan. 753 00:56:57,344 --> 00:57:00,791 - I'm putting the weapon down. - Bring it on, pigs! 754 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,815 - Honey. - What are you doing? 755 00:57:02,977 --> 00:57:05,367 Oh, Dick. Oh, Dick. Oh, Dick. Run, Dick, run. 756 00:57:05,537 --> 00:57:07,545 - You coward! - Stay on the ground. 757 00:57:07,714 --> 00:57:10,136 - Whoa, boy. - You quitter! 758 00:57:10,307 --> 00:57:13,275 - I'm cuffed! I'm cuffed! - You filthy pig. 759 00:57:13,444 --> 00:57:15,004 - I'm sorry. - Bring it on. 760 00:57:15,171 --> 00:57:17,539 - Bring it on, I'll take on all of you! - Oz? 761 00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:20,801 - Hon, get the car! Get the car! - Debbie. 762 00:57:22,278 --> 00:57:23,687 - Thank you very much. - Oh, Dick. 763 00:57:23,848 --> 00:57:25,441 Honey. 764 00:57:28,168 --> 00:57:29,892 Oh, thank God. 765 00:57:31,209 --> 00:57:31,337 Oz and Debbie Peterson... 766 00:57:31,337 --> 00:57:32,264 Oz and Debbie Peterson... 767 00:57:32,425 --> 00:57:34,401 ... former employees of now-defunct Globodyne... 768 00:57:34,569 --> 00:57:36,479 ... were charged with armed robbery... 769 00:57:36,650 --> 00:57:41,124 - ... after holding up a local branch... - Dick. Dick, that could have been us. 770 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:42,568 What were we thinking? 771 00:57:42,733 --> 00:57:46,508 - and turned to crime as a result of their sudden unemployment, 772 00:57:47,150 --> 00:57:50,217 Like this woman, Naomi Seiler, a human-resources manager... 773 00:57:50,383 --> 00:57:53,417 ... caught last May managing a different kind of resource: 774 00:57:53,583 --> 00:57:57,130 220 kilos of Canada 's finest marijuana, 775 00:57:57,489 --> 00:58:01,287 I knew her. She always remembered everybody's birthday. 776 00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:05,036 Or this man, Mark Fish, a former VP of Globodyne, , , 777 00:58:05,202 --> 00:58:07,658 ... who was arrested after using his home as the setting... 778 00:58:07,826 --> 00:58:09,715 ... for secret high-stakes cockfights, 779 00:58:09,876 --> 00:58:13,293 Mark Fish? He was such a nice guy. 780 00:58:13,461 --> 00:58:15,218 Globodyne CFO Frank Bascombe... 781 00:58:15,382 --> 00:58:18,383 ...starts serving his 18-month prison term next week, 782 00:58:18,550 --> 00:58:21,366 - Eighteen months? That's nothing. - Bastard. 783 00:58:21,527 --> 00:58:23,568 - -trying to incriminate Jack McAllister, 784 00:58:23,737 --> 00:58:26,770 - Oh, yeah. - I don't think I got away with anything, 785 00:58:26,936 --> 00:58:29,839 The collapse of Globodyne hurt me financially and personally... 786 00:58:30,011 --> 00:58:33,808 ... just like any other employee, I'm sick about it, 787 00:58:34,683 --> 00:58:36,593 I'm et up about it, 788 00:58:38,301 --> 00:58:40,407 Now watch this shot, 789 00:58:44,094 --> 00:58:45,720 Did I get him? 790 00:58:46,527 --> 00:58:47,705 - Now you did, - Great, 791 00:58:47,871 --> 00:58:49,246 Look at that guy. 792 00:58:49,408 --> 00:58:52,954 Everybody's in hell, he's on vacation shooting stuff. 793 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:56,471 Man, I hope every one of these bastards get what they deserve. 794 00:58:56,642 --> 00:58:58,552 Prosecutors say next to be indicted will be... 795 00:58:58,722 --> 00:59:00,762 ... company spin doctor Dick Harper, 796 00:59:01,155 --> 00:59:03,489 - Harper gave misleading statements... - What? Indicted? 797 00:59:03,652 --> 00:59:06,336 ... about Globodyne's finances one minute before the company... 798 00:59:06,502 --> 00:59:08,705 - Indicted? - That's not fair. They made you... 799 00:59:08,869 --> 00:59:10,593 ...go on that show. 800 00:59:10,758 --> 00:59:12,929 You hear what they said? I'm gonna be indicted. 801 00:59:13,095 --> 00:59:15,429 - But you only said what they told you. - Indicted, Jane! 802 00:59:15,592 --> 00:59:18,113 Indicted. I'm gonna be indicted. 803 00:59:18,279 --> 00:59:19,774 - Wait, it's gonna be-- - Indicted! 804 00:59:19,945 --> 00:59:21,701 - Honey-- Dick-- - Indicted! 805 00:59:21,865 --> 00:59:23,043 - Honey-- - Gonna be indicted! 806 00:59:23,209 --> 00:59:26,058 Hold it, they can't-- It's gonna be okay. Just calm down. 807 00:59:26,218 --> 00:59:29,896 I can't calm down, I'm gonna be indicted. Indicted! 808 00:59:30,604 --> 00:59:32,842 I'm gonna be indicted! 809 00:59:33,292 --> 00:59:35,235 Indicted! 810 00:59:36,462 --> 00:59:38,763 I'm gonna be indicted! 811 00:59:38,926 --> 00:59:40,781 Be indicted! 812 00:59:49,041 --> 00:59:52,206 You know, I haven't seen you in the downtown club for a while, sir. 813 00:59:53,362 --> 00:59:56,975 Well, that's because I was very, very busy... 814 00:59:57,140 --> 00:59:59,442 ...being indicted. 815 01:00:13,752 --> 01:00:17,014 Look at all the executives. 816 01:00:18,777 --> 01:00:23,219 You guys are my kind of peeps. 817 01:00:23,387 --> 01:00:26,999 Captains of industry, masters of the universe... 818 01:00:27,164 --> 01:00:31,289 ...presidents of Hair Club for Men. That's a nice piece of hair. 819 01:00:31,453 --> 01:00:34,105 You can't even see the tread marks. 820 01:00:34,878 --> 01:00:38,261 This squirrel died of natural causes. 821 01:00:39,392 --> 01:00:42,011 Excuse me, pardon me. 822 01:00:42,912 --> 01:00:49,057 I gotta get to the "toppytip" of the financial summit. 823 01:00:49,218 --> 01:00:51,226 Isn't anyone going to do anything? 824 01:00:51,395 --> 01:00:54,625 This happens every week. This guy actually isn't that bad. 825 01:00:58,502 --> 01:01:00,411 I'm a corporate puppet. 826 01:01:01,126 --> 01:01:03,778 And I'm gonna need some more string... 827 01:01:03,943 --> 01:01:07,107 ...so I can go on believing I'll be a real boy someday... 828 01:01:07,271 --> 01:01:09,858 - ... without being manipulated... - No, no, no, I got it. 829 01:01:10,025 --> 01:01:11,781 ...by the bullshit! 830 01:01:11,945 --> 01:01:14,182 Oh, my God, Dick. Come down from there. 831 01:01:18,090 --> 01:01:22,370 Hon, I'm in the middle of a very important meeting. 832 01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:25,923 Sweetie, you're standing on a table pretending to be a puppet. 833 01:01:26,093 --> 01:01:27,818 Who's pretending? 834 01:01:30,543 --> 01:01:33,510 - Couldn't you have just cut him off? - He only had half a beer. 835 01:01:40,913 --> 01:01:43,783 Dick, hi. Long time no see. 836 01:01:46,034 --> 01:01:50,291 - Frank! Frank! - I'm gonna get him. Just-- 837 01:01:52,373 --> 01:01:55,855 Frank, where are you going? 838 01:01:56,214 --> 01:01:59,630 - Dick! - Come on, Frank. 839 01:01:59,798 --> 01:02:03,280 I just wanna have a talk. 840 01:02:04,248 --> 01:02:05,591 Hey there, Frankie. 841 01:02:05,752 --> 01:02:08,982 How do you like those eggs Florentine? 842 01:02:09,145 --> 01:02:12,146 Wait, wait, wait! Wait, it was Jack. 843 01:02:12,314 --> 01:02:13,591 It was Jack. 844 01:02:13,755 --> 01:02:16,309 He siphoned off all of Globodyne's assets... 845 01:02:16,475 --> 01:02:19,738 ...and then he dumped the stock. It was his plan from the beginning. 846 01:02:19,932 --> 01:02:21,842 Son of a bitch! 847 01:02:22,141 --> 01:02:23,603 That fucker! 848 01:02:23,773 --> 01:02:26,708 - Hon, language. - She's right. 849 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,252 When you get out of prison... 850 01:02:28,414 --> 01:02:30,520 ...you'll get $20 million to keep your mouth shut. 851 01:02:30,719 --> 01:02:33,469 No, 1 0. You think I could have gotten 20? 852 01:02:33,856 --> 01:02:35,351 You son of a b-- 853 01:02:35,521 --> 01:02:37,660 - You'll break-- Dick. - I want him. 854 01:02:37,825 --> 01:02:40,444 - Let go. - Don't you think I feel terrible? 855 01:02:40,610 --> 01:02:42,814 Why do you think I'm drinking myself to death? 856 01:02:42,978 --> 01:02:46,275 Instead of drinking, why don't you do something about it. 857 01:02:46,436 --> 01:02:50,015 Yeah, Frank. Sometimes the cure is a clean conscience. 858 01:02:51,654 --> 01:02:54,949 - That is good. - Thanks, hon. 859 01:02:55,110 --> 01:02:56,933 - I just thought of it. - You did? 860 01:02:57,095 --> 01:02:58,918 - Yeah. - You're right. 861 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,990 You're right. Help me up. Help me up. 862 01:03:01,161 --> 01:03:04,129 Yeah, help me up. I gotta think of something. 863 01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,530 Okay, just give me a minute. Just give me-- 864 01:03:06,698 --> 01:03:08,521 Hey. 865 01:03:08,683 --> 01:03:10,276 Hey! 866 01:03:13,164 --> 01:03:17,802 - Not this time, Frank. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 867 01:03:17,966 --> 01:03:21,861 It's force of habit. I know a way. I know a way. 868 01:03:23,183 --> 01:03:26,729 But it's really, really risky. 869 01:03:28,016 --> 01:03:29,194 That's where Jack keeps it. 870 01:03:29,361 --> 01:03:32,461 Four hundred million in highly liquid U.S. bearer bonds. 871 01:03:32,626 --> 01:03:36,204 So it's a vault job. Go in after midnight, bypass security... 872 01:03:36,371 --> 01:03:38,346 ...and... power tools. 873 01:03:38,514 --> 01:03:40,620 - It's a little simpler than that. - Power tools? 874 01:03:42,164 --> 01:03:45,394 Jack's gonna have to take those bonds out of the safe-deposit box, 875 01:03:45,557 --> 01:03:46,899 That should be fun for him, 876 01:03:47,061 --> 01:03:48,271 Here's my babies. 877 01:03:48,438 --> 01:03:50,860 So, what's he gonna do with the money? 878 01:03:51,127 --> 01:03:53,364 There it is, the Grand Cayman Bank. 879 01:03:53,527 --> 01:03:55,088 Grand Cayman. What is this place? 880 01:03:55,288 --> 01:03:57,329 It's where rich people go to evade taxes, 881 01:03:57,497 --> 01:03:58,904 - Bastards, - Honey, 882 01:03:59,065 --> 01:04:01,335 They can't hear us, What's next? 883 01:04:01,785 --> 01:04:03,990 McAllister takes the bonds to a representative... 884 01:04:04,154 --> 01:04:07,221 ... who asks him for his signature to verify what they call "membership, " 885 01:04:07,387 --> 01:04:09,176 Once the bonds are counted and confirmed... 886 01:04:09,341 --> 01:04:12,188 ... McAllister will receive a CRM-114 deposit form... 887 01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:14,684 ... and on this form he inputs his account number... 888 01:04:14,846 --> 01:04:17,782 ... that only he and the bank know, Then the agent will take this... 889 01:04:17,951 --> 01:04:20,340 ...to an authorization officer for further verification. 890 01:04:20,512 --> 01:04:23,381 Once the representative has stamped and initialed the document... 891 01:04:23,551 --> 01:04:25,886 ... the account rep will take the CRM- 1 14... 892 01:04:26,049 --> 01:04:29,595 ... back to McAllister for final approval before finalization, 893 01:04:29,763 --> 01:04:31,519 You said this was gonna be simple. 894 01:04:31,906 --> 01:04:34,362 Can you explain it again? Jane doesn't seem to understand. 895 01:04:34,532 --> 01:04:37,793 - Jane, it's simple. It's so simple. - Jeez. 896 01:04:37,955 --> 01:04:39,483 Now, listen. 897 01:04:39,653 --> 01:04:41,727 All we have to do... 898 01:04:42,886 --> 01:04:46,913 ... is switch McAllister’s CRM-114 with his account number... 899 01:04:47,079 --> 01:04:48,486 ... with one of our own, 900 01:04:48,647 --> 01:04:50,470 - I'm so sorry. - A copy that we have made... 901 01:04:50,633 --> 01:04:55,074 ...that has a number from an account that I have established. 902 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:59,333 And Jack sends the 400 million to us without knowing it. 903 01:04:59,498 --> 01:05:01,321 That's-- You got it. It's so simple. 904 01:05:01,483 --> 01:05:03,524 That is beautiful. It's a switch. 905 01:05:03,692 --> 01:05:05,121 - It's a switch, - It's a switch, 906 01:05:05,293 --> 01:05:06,820 - It's a switch. - That's so sexy, man. 907 01:05:06,989 --> 01:05:10,088 - That's unbelievable. It'll be fun. - But Jane's gonna have to do it. 908 01:05:10,253 --> 01:05:13,964 Because if McAllister sees either one of us, he'll know something's up. 909 01:05:14,127 --> 01:05:17,128 - And l... ? - Do nothing. 910 01:05:18,639 --> 01:05:20,582 I can do that. 911 01:05:22,033 --> 01:05:23,243 Yeah. 912 01:05:23,409 --> 01:05:24,719 Okay. 913 01:05:24,882 --> 01:05:27,185 - You do it, then. You're the one. - Yeah. 914 01:05:27,347 --> 01:05:28,753 Yeah. 915 01:05:30,964 --> 01:05:32,720 - You could do it, except-- - No, it's good. 916 01:05:32,884 --> 01:05:34,740 No, you do it. You do it. You do it. 917 01:05:34,901 --> 01:05:36,724 - You deserve to do it. - Honey-- 918 01:05:42,839 --> 01:05:45,174 Are you ready to make the switch? Do you have the form? 919 01:05:45,335 --> 01:05:47,856 - It's right here. - We should practice the move. 920 01:05:48,025 --> 01:05:49,334 - No, I got it. - Okay, fine. 921 01:05:49,497 --> 01:05:51,701 I won't be involved. I won't participate at all. 922 01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:54,255 - You do it. It's all you. - Let's do one for good luck. 923 01:05:54,425 --> 01:05:56,728 I got dressed up. You're not doing me any favors. 924 01:05:56,891 --> 01:05:59,226 - Get out of the car! - I just think it's important. 925 01:05:59,388 --> 01:06:00,949 That's all. 926 01:06:01,341 --> 01:06:05,051 Okay, I'll be the bank representative. And you be you. 927 01:06:07,486 --> 01:06:09,691 Hey. Hey! Wait, sir. 928 01:06:09,855 --> 01:06:12,343 - No! No, no. No! - Sorry. 929 01:06:16,512 --> 01:06:19,296 - Everybody ready? - No. 930 01:06:19,810 --> 01:06:23,072 - What? - Well, Dick lost the form. 931 01:06:23,234 --> 01:06:24,958 - So.... - What? 932 01:06:25,602 --> 01:06:27,578 Do you have an extra copy? 933 01:06:27,748 --> 01:06:30,050 Do you have any idea what I went through to get that? ! 934 01:06:30,212 --> 01:06:32,220 Oh, let me guess, a fifth of Scotch! 935 01:06:32,997 --> 01:06:34,372 You son of a-- 936 01:06:34,534 --> 01:06:36,477 Wait. Stop it. Knock it off! 937 01:06:36,647 --> 01:06:38,818 My God. Wait a second. Can we get another one? 938 01:06:38,984 --> 01:06:40,510 Is that possible? How can we do that? 939 01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,469 You know what, I'm gonna take the car... 940 01:06:42,633 --> 01:06:44,389 ...and I'm gonna try to delay McAllister. 941 01:06:44,553 --> 01:06:46,626 - He's here. He's here. - Oh, God. 942 01:06:49,098 --> 01:06:50,659 - What are you--? - I'm going. 943 01:06:57,645 --> 01:07:00,745 That was not cool. 944 01:07:02,862 --> 01:07:04,750 Okay. It's very simple. I got it. 945 01:07:04,911 --> 01:07:06,372 - I got it. It's very simple. - What? 946 01:07:06,543 --> 01:07:09,839 Go into the bank. Go into the office of the client-relations coordinator. 947 01:07:10,001 --> 01:07:13,546 The document forms are backed up on her disk, you have to print one out. 948 01:07:13,714 --> 01:07:17,937 - Who's this guy? Do I say hello? - Never mind. Just blow past them. 949 01:07:25,621 --> 01:07:27,476 Quaint. 950 01:07:29,270 --> 01:07:30,929 McAllister, 1 2 o'clock. 951 01:07:31,095 --> 01:07:34,194 Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go stall him. 952 01:07:35,063 --> 01:07:36,493 - Hon. - What? 953 01:07:36,664 --> 01:07:39,282 How am I supposed to find the client-relations coordinator? 954 01:07:39,448 --> 01:07:41,424 Turn around. 955 01:07:58,462 --> 01:08:02,358 Oh, my-- Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Jack McAllister. 956 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:08,506 - I'm sorry? - It's me, Deb Festerbooth. 957 01:08:19,172 --> 01:08:21,081 - Hi. - Hi. 958 01:08:22,373 --> 01:08:25,275 Oh, is that the legendary espresso machine? 959 01:08:25,766 --> 01:08:26,912 You want some? 960 01:08:27,079 --> 01:08:28,573 - Really, could l? - Sure, yeah. 961 01:08:28,743 --> 01:08:30,499 - Good to see you. - From the fundraiser. 962 01:08:30,663 --> 01:08:34,309 I am truly sorry, but I really don't recall you, Miss... ? 963 01:08:34,473 --> 01:08:37,703 Festerbrook-- Booth. Yes. No, listen, this is crazy. 964 01:08:37,866 --> 01:08:39,622 You have to remember. 965 01:08:45,420 --> 01:08:47,973 - And here you go. - Thank you. 966 01:08:48,141 --> 01:08:49,733 Oh, excuse me. That's my phone. 967 01:08:49,901 --> 01:08:51,559 Oh, me too. 968 01:08:53,327 --> 01:08:55,083 Grand Cayman Bank, how may I help you? 969 01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:57,327 Karen Williams, please. 970 01:08:59,536 --> 01:09:01,959 - This is Karen. - Yes, Mrs. Williams... 971 01:09:02,128 --> 01:09:05,674 ...this is Officer Redgreen... 972 01:09:05,841 --> 01:09:08,329 ...of the MVPDL. 973 01:09:08,498 --> 01:09:11,848 And we've recovered a stolen vehicle that is registered in your name. 974 01:09:12,019 --> 01:09:14,509 We'd appreciate it if you could come to the impound lot-- 975 01:09:14,676 --> 01:09:16,781 What? My car's been stolen? 976 01:09:17,109 --> 01:09:21,201 Don't you remember my tattoo of a green monkey on my ass? 977 01:09:21,366 --> 01:09:23,472 Someone stole my car right out of the parking lot. 978 01:09:23,639 --> 01:09:25,133 No way. 979 01:09:33,626 --> 01:09:36,147 - Yeah. - It's Dick. 980 01:09:36,443 --> 01:09:37,425 I got it. 981 01:09:39,195 --> 01:09:40,624 - Dick. - Yeah. 982 01:09:40,956 --> 01:09:44,338 Is the client-relations coordinator a blond woman with a red scarf? 983 01:09:44,509 --> 01:09:47,805 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She noticed her car isn't stolen. 984 01:09:47,967 --> 01:09:51,546 - What's the account number? - P-N-5-9-7... 985 01:09:51,710 --> 01:09:53,653 P-N-5-9-7... 986 01:09:54,495 --> 01:09:57,246 - ...2-K-4-0. - 2-4-K-- 987 01:09:57,409 --> 01:09:59,744 No, 2-K-4-0. 988 01:10:03,906 --> 01:10:06,176 - Oh, my God. - Got it. 989 01:10:06,979 --> 01:10:09,533 Oh, my God, my car! 990 01:10:09,701 --> 01:10:11,523 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 991 01:10:11,684 --> 01:10:13,725 - I didn't see you there. - What is wrong with you? 992 01:10:13,894 --> 01:10:15,300 What's wrong with me? 993 01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,502 You're parked in a handicapped space. 994 01:10:17,670 --> 01:10:20,421 - That's not a handicapped space. - It is now! 995 01:10:20,871 --> 01:10:22,627 Yes! 996 01:10:46,607 --> 01:10:48,712 - What are you doing here? - It's too late. 997 01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,531 The account rep's authorizing the CRM-1 1 4 right now. 998 01:10:51,696 --> 01:10:52,908 Oh, man! 999 01:10:56,882 --> 01:11:00,199 Wait a second. He's not going back into the room. 1000 01:11:01,395 --> 01:11:03,184 - Where is he going? - I'm gonna go down... 1001 01:11:03,348 --> 01:11:06,513 ...and get this stamped and initialed. You stall him. 1002 01:11:06,868 --> 01:11:08,757 Oh, I hate stalling! 1003 01:11:08,918 --> 01:11:12,333 - Catches my dust. - Traffic congestion. 1004 01:11:16,471 --> 01:11:18,894 Hey, Spence, good to see you again. How you been? 1005 01:11:20,216 --> 01:11:22,453 Well, thank you. 1006 01:11:22,969 --> 01:11:24,399 Will you excuse me for a moment? 1007 01:11:24,569 --> 01:11:26,425 - Of course. - Yeah. 1008 01:11:26,586 --> 01:11:29,882 Say, Dick, I'm probably gonna be arrested for DWI... 1009 01:11:30,043 --> 01:11:32,433 ...so I won't be there when you get out. 1010 01:11:32,764 --> 01:11:35,350 - Can we talk about this later? - Look what I found in his car. 1011 01:11:35,933 --> 01:11:39,895 I don't wish to discuss this in front of the branch employees, that's why. 1012 01:11:41,086 --> 01:11:44,251 Nobody likes to be the bad guy, Bill. But here I am, chopping heads. 1013 01:11:50,593 --> 01:11:53,015 - I already verified-- - I understand the need for layoffs. 1014 01:11:53,186 --> 01:11:54,397 I'm concerned about morale. 1015 01:11:54,563 --> 01:11:56,930 I'm fine, really. Thank you very much. Thank you. 1016 01:11:57,540 --> 01:12:00,322 - Madam, can I have my form back? - What did you just call me? 1017 01:12:00,484 --> 01:12:02,656 I just don't wanna start a bloodbath. 1018 01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:05,406 - Can I have my form back? - Your "forn"? 1019 01:12:05,574 --> 01:12:09,699 - Is that how you spell your name? - Why don't I just do this for you, sir. 1020 01:12:09,863 --> 01:12:11,903 My form. 1021 01:12:13,287 --> 01:12:15,011 You know, there is one bright light here. 1022 01:12:15,177 --> 01:12:17,698 Spencer, the guy with the stampy thing, he's top-drawer. 1023 01:12:17,865 --> 01:12:19,720 Thank you, sir. 1024 01:12:20,457 --> 01:12:21,952 Dick? 1025 01:12:22,121 --> 01:12:23,366 Dick Harper? 1026 01:12:25,932 --> 01:12:27,972 Jack McAllister. 1027 01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:33,538 - You just struck me. - Look what the cat coughed up. 1028 01:12:33,709 --> 01:12:36,907 My gosh, you cut an impressive swath, I'll tell you that. 1029 01:12:37,071 --> 01:12:39,941 - And you smell good too, you devil. - Just hold on a second. 1030 01:12:40,111 --> 01:12:42,119 What do you say we put all this behind us. 1031 01:12:42,288 --> 01:12:45,704 - Dick, what are you doing here? - You know, working, mostly, here... 1032 01:12:45,872 --> 01:12:47,783 ...temporarily, over in Transfers. 1033 01:12:47,954 --> 01:12:50,093 - Okay? Just drop it. - I heard you left town. 1034 01:12:50,259 --> 01:12:54,930 Yeah, I was in Mexico for a while. But mostly I've been working in Transfers. 1035 01:12:55,092 --> 01:12:57,165 - Oh, I see. - Poppycocker. 1036 01:12:57,333 --> 01:12:59,473 I wanted to tell you that you are my inspiration. 1037 01:12:59,637 --> 01:13:01,972 - There's no hard feelings? - You did the best you could. 1038 01:13:02,134 --> 01:13:04,655 - That's all anybody could ask for. - Decent of you to say. 1039 01:13:04,823 --> 01:13:06,350 Like my granddaddy used to tell me-- 1040 01:13:06,519 --> 01:13:07,894 Bye. 1041 01:13:08,183 --> 01:13:09,972 It was so great. We did it! 1042 01:13:10,135 --> 01:13:13,236 Mr. McAllister, please. 1043 01:13:15,162 --> 01:13:17,017 I don't know. I think I made a mistake. 1044 01:13:17,178 --> 01:13:19,088 - Are you kidding? You were great! - No, no, no. 1045 01:13:19,579 --> 01:13:20,562 Here we are, sir. 1046 01:13:20,731 --> 01:13:22,586 Days like this, they make my hands shake. 1047 01:13:22,747 --> 01:13:24,341 - Know what I'm saying? - I can imagine. 1048 01:13:24,892 --> 01:13:27,162 - What's he doing? - I don't know. What is he doing? 1049 01:13:27,870 --> 01:13:30,259 We got one situation here, now, fellas... 1050 01:13:30,430 --> 01:13:32,635 ...which is that that number wrong. 1051 01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:34,141 That's incorrect right there. 1052 01:13:35,936 --> 01:13:38,424 - Did he see us? - I have no idea. 1053 01:13:38,592 --> 01:13:40,284 I think he saw you. 1054 01:13:41,697 --> 01:13:43,607 I think he saw you. 1055 01:13:43,778 --> 01:13:45,567 You were sticking your big head out there. 1056 01:13:45,730 --> 01:13:48,895 I gotta hit the road here, fellas, so I'm gonna sign this for you... 1057 01:13:49,059 --> 01:13:50,782 - ... then you gonna change it. - Yes. 1058 01:13:50,948 --> 01:13:53,796 Oh, man. You know, this is really not the time. 1059 01:13:53,957 --> 01:13:56,608 This is really not the time. Oh, God, he's coming. 1060 01:13:56,774 --> 01:13:58,979 - He's coming, hon. - Okay. 1061 01:14:00,390 --> 01:14:02,692 Jack, hey. It was great seeing you. 1062 01:14:03,175 --> 01:14:05,827 - Where's Frank Bascombe? - Come again? 1063 01:14:06,505 --> 01:14:08,447 You didn't think I'd catch that, now, did you? 1064 01:14:08,809 --> 01:14:11,625 - What do you mean? - Here's what you're gonna do. 1065 01:14:11,786 --> 01:14:14,056 You're gonna turn around and march out of here now. 1066 01:14:14,218 --> 01:14:16,074 You're gonna take Goldilocks there with you. 1067 01:14:16,236 --> 01:14:20,427 And I won't put the two of you in prison for a very long time. 1068 01:14:21,356 --> 01:14:24,139 Actually, honey, I think that sounds pretty good. I think.... 1069 01:14:25,262 --> 01:14:26,823 I think we should take it, you know. 1070 01:14:27,246 --> 01:14:28,807 You think so, hon? 1071 01:14:28,975 --> 01:14:30,153 I do. 1072 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,496 - Because I don't. - Dick Harper. 1073 01:14:37,297 --> 01:14:40,647 I've been terminated, bankrupted, deported and blackmailed... 1074 01:14:40,818 --> 01:14:42,346 ...because of you. 1075 01:14:42,516 --> 01:14:45,680 And I'm not leaving here without your money. 1076 01:14:48,469 --> 01:14:53,041 What you gonna do, Dick? Shoot me if I don't approve that form? 1077 01:14:55,607 --> 01:14:57,462 Write me a check. 1078 01:14:59,927 --> 01:15:03,190 - You are kidding me. - Dick, it's not gonna do us any good. 1079 01:15:03,353 --> 01:15:06,168 He's just gonna cancel it the minute we walk out of here. 1080 01:15:06,330 --> 01:15:08,152 I don't care. 1081 01:15:08,314 --> 01:15:10,038 I don't care. 1082 01:15:10,203 --> 01:15:13,106 I'm not walking out of this bank empty-handed. 1083 01:15:17,341 --> 01:15:20,473 All right. All right, Dick, I'm gonna write you a check. 1084 01:15:20,638 --> 01:15:23,737 - I'm gonna need my hand back. - Gladly. 1085 01:15:25,247 --> 01:15:28,564 All right. Yes, sir. I'm gonna write you that check. 1086 01:15:28,736 --> 01:15:30,908 And what's more, I'm not gonna cancel it. 1087 01:15:31,073 --> 01:15:33,081 Because I think it takes a lot of cojones... 1088 01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:36,797 ...to do what you two have done here today. And I admire that. 1089 01:15:36,962 --> 01:15:38,369 So... 1090 01:15:39,876 --> 01:15:41,501 ...here you go. 1091 01:15:41,892 --> 01:15:45,188 Just a little something to show you what I think you're worth. 1092 01:15:53,031 --> 01:15:55,136 Y'all take care, now. 1093 01:15:59,817 --> 01:16:02,403 Dick, honey... 1094 01:16:03,402 --> 01:16:06,021 ...give me the squirt gun, okay? 1095 01:16:10,860 --> 01:16:13,000 Do you still have McAllister’s form? 1096 01:16:13,901 --> 01:16:15,112 Why? 1097 01:16:18,191 --> 01:16:20,494 Because I just got his signature. 1098 01:16:25,232 --> 01:16:27,305 Weren't you an art major? 1099 01:16:29,233 --> 01:16:32,202 Dick Harper! I had no idea what you were doing. 1100 01:16:32,370 --> 01:16:35,786 I was completely fooled. My God, I didn't know you could act. 1101 01:16:35,955 --> 01:16:38,803 Hon, in 1 0th grade I played Biff in Death of a Salesman. 1102 01:16:38,964 --> 01:16:40,492 - Come on. - That's just-- 1103 01:16:41,173 --> 01:16:43,345 See the way I got my eyes watering up? 1104 01:16:43,510 --> 01:16:47,123 Yes, sir. It's all right there. 1105 01:16:47,735 --> 01:16:50,102 I am married to a genius. 1106 01:16:50,263 --> 01:16:51,726 It's a turn-on, isn't it? 1107 01:16:51,897 --> 01:16:54,614 - You're a criminal. - I'm a hardened criminal. 1108 01:16:55,641 --> 01:16:59,952 Hon, first we need to talk to Spencer. 1109 01:17:00,731 --> 01:17:02,455 Right. 1110 01:17:08,188 --> 01:17:12,467 Are you in the habit of signing things without looking at them? 1111 01:17:16,447 --> 01:17:18,335 Miss Sheinkopf? 1112 01:17:20,001 --> 01:17:23,068 Miss Sheinkopf, I'm gonna be home by 6. 1113 01:17:36,805 --> 01:17:39,261 - Mr. McAllister! - Jack! 1114 01:17:40,230 --> 01:17:42,369 - Mr. McAllister! - Mr. McAllister! 1115 01:17:42,535 --> 01:17:45,569 We're all waiting for you over here, Jack. Everybody's really pumped. 1116 01:17:45,735 --> 01:17:47,329 Come on! 1117 01:17:47,945 --> 01:17:49,407 Is this some kind of a joke, Dick? 1118 01:17:49,576 --> 01:17:51,300 Are you still trying to get even with me? 1119 01:17:51,466 --> 01:17:53,376 Why would I get even with such a generous man? 1120 01:17:53,546 --> 01:17:56,449 I still can't believe you did that. Jane and I were way off base. 1121 01:17:56,619 --> 01:18:00,002 - He's on in 20, right? Hook him up. - Wait, on what? 1122 01:18:00,172 --> 01:18:01,383 Sam Samuels. MoneyLife. 1123 01:18:01,549 --> 01:18:05,030 Oh, and here are some suggested responses. 1124 01:18:08,719 --> 01:18:10,410 Live to Southern California, where... 1125 01:18:10,576 --> 01:18:13,543 ... in a stunning act of personal generosity, Jack McAllister... 1126 01:18:13,712 --> 01:18:16,101 Who the hell do you think you are? 1127 01:18:16,272 --> 01:18:18,128 I'm your VP of Communications, Jack. 1128 01:18:18,289 --> 01:18:21,071 - -personally funded the defunct corporation's pension fund, 1129 01:18:22,354 --> 01:18:23,762 You said I just did what? 1130 01:18:23,923 --> 01:18:26,859 God, I love this guy, 1131 01:18:27,027 --> 01:18:32,114 But seriously, Jack, what made you do it? 1132 01:18:32,278 --> 01:18:37,014 Well, l-- Sam, l.... 1133 01:18:48,634 --> 01:18:52,344 I realized, Sam, that since the employees of Globodyne... 1134 01:18:52,507 --> 01:18:56,567 ...had given me so much, it was time for me to give back to them. 1135 01:18:56,732 --> 01:19:00,990 So yesterday, I wire-transferred... 1136 01:19:01,150 --> 01:19:02,938 ...$400 million... 1137 01:19:03,711 --> 01:19:06,613 ...into the newly created Globodyne Pension Relief Fund. 1138 01:19:07,808 --> 01:19:09,401 Oh, yeah! 1139 01:19:14,561 --> 01:19:17,464 Let's look at what happened when the first ex-Globodyne employees... 1140 01:19:17,635 --> 01:19:19,490 ... received their shares of money, 1141 01:19:19,651 --> 01:19:22,848 Many people had their life savings invested in the company... 1142 01:19:23,012 --> 01:19:25,860 ...and were delighted to learn their pensions had been returned, 1143 01:19:26,021 --> 01:19:28,356 It is the first time in U, S, corporate history... 1144 01:19:28,518 --> 01:19:32,196 ... that a CEO has personally funded a bankrupted pension plan, 1145 01:19:32,359 --> 01:19:35,174 This incredible gesture won't soon be forgotten by the people... 1146 01:19:35,335 --> 01:19:37,725 ... whose lives it has so dramatically affected, 1147 01:19:37,895 --> 01:19:39,239 And this is just the beginning, 1148 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:42,183 In the coming months, thousands more will be receiving a check... 1149 01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:45,729 ... for the full value of their lost pensions and life savings, 1150 01:19:47,595 --> 01:19:49,733 Jack, Jack, he's got your back! 1151 01:19:49,932 --> 01:19:52,168 Jack, Jack, he's got your back! 1152 01:19:52,333 --> 01:19:54,405 Jack, Jack, he's got your back! 1153 01:19:54,572 --> 01:19:56,646 You hear that? They love you, Jack. 1154 01:19:56,813 --> 01:19:58,603 - Now, go to hell. - Mr. McAllister... 1155 01:19:58,766 --> 01:20:00,971 ...do you consider yourself a modern-day Robin Hood? 1156 01:20:01,135 --> 01:20:03,982 - Does this mean you're off the hook? - Do you wanna save the whales? 1157 01:20:07,824 --> 01:20:09,483 Now, hang on a minute. 1158 01:20:11,089 --> 01:20:13,261 Have you decided to contribute to the homeless? 1159 01:20:13,426 --> 01:20:15,314 What made you so gracious? 1160 01:20:16,563 --> 01:20:18,703 Mr. McAllister, how do you feel right now? 1161 01:20:18,868 --> 01:20:21,586 Mr. McAllister, how about giving a brother a buck? 1162 01:20:24,501 --> 01:20:27,023 Look at our beautiful family. 1163 01:20:31,767 --> 01:20:33,841 My name is Dick Harper. 1164 01:20:40,827 --> 01:20:44,144 - I agree. - Hey, Harpers, stick them up! 1165 01:20:44,315 --> 01:20:45,843 - Look who it is. - Hey, Garth. 1166 01:20:46,011 --> 01:20:47,287 How you doing, Garth? 1167 01:20:47,452 --> 01:20:49,591 Great. Hey, how do you like the new wheels? 1168 01:20:49,757 --> 01:20:52,058 - Nice. - Hooked up with a new company. 1169 01:20:52,222 --> 01:20:53,749 - Great benefits. - Yeah? 1170 01:20:53,918 --> 01:20:56,253 Yeah. They trade energy. It's called Enron. 1171 01:20:57,305 --> 01:21:03,780 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/gpqb Help other users to choose the best subtitles