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"To my Chris.

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I've been thinking how I could possibly
tell you how much you mean to me.

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I remember when I first started to fall
in love with you like it was last night.

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Lying naked beside you in
that tiny apartment...

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it suddenly hit me that I was
part of this whole larger thing.

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Just like our parents...

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or our parents' parents.

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Before that, I was just living my
life like I knew everything...

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and suddenly this bright
light hit me and woke me up.

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That light was you.

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I can't believe it's already been
50 years since you married me.

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And still to this day, every day...

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you make me feel like
the girl I was...

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when you first turned on the lights and
we started this adventure together.

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Happy anniversary...

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my love.

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My friend till the end.

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Loretta."

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Print.

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"Chris, my best friend...

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how lucky am I that I
met you 50 years ago."

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"Dear Nana, thank you
so much for my truck.

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I love the color, and I
play with it every day."

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"What a truly beautiful wedding,
and what a gorgeous bride.

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There wasn't a dry eye in
the house, especially mine.

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Your aunt and I are
so proud of you."

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"He served our country
with honor and dignity.

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I'm grateful I was able to fight alongside
him. He will live always in my heart."

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BeautifulHandwrittenLetters.com,
please hold.

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"Love, Uncle Doug."

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- Theodore! Letter Writer Number 612.
- Hey, Paul.

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Even more mesmerizing stuff today.

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Who knew you could rhyme so many words
with the name Penelope? It's badass.

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Thanks, Paul, but
they're just letters.

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Hey, that's a nice shirt.

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Oh, thank you.

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I just got it.

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- It reminded me of someone suave.
- Now it reminds me of someone suave.

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- Have a good night, Paul.
- Bye-bye.

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Play a melancholy song.

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<i>When you know you're gonna die</i>

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Play a different melancholy song.

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Check e-mails.

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<i>E-mail from Best Buy.</i>

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<i>- Check out all your favorite new products.</i>
- Delete.

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<i>E-mail from Amy.</i>

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<i>Hey, Theodore, Lewman's having a
bunch of people over this weekend.</i>

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<i>Let's all go together.</i>

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<i>I miss you. I mean, not
the sad, mopey you.</i>

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<i>The old, fun you.
Let's get him out.</i>

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<i>Give me a shout back. Love, Amy.</i>

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Respond later.

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<i>E-mail from Los Angeles
Times Weather.</i>

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<i>- Your seven-day forecast is partly...</i>
- Delete.

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<i>- No new e-mails.</i>
- Next.

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<i>- China-India merger headed for regulatory...</i>
- Next.

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<i>- World trade deal stalled as talks break down...</i>
- Next.

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<i>Sexy daytime star Kimberly Ashford
reveals provocative pregnancy photos.</i>

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- Are you sure?
- I don't know, it's very dangerous.

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Put your footski. Slide.

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Don't, ha, ha. Don't.

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Rabbit.

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Come and spoon me.

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<i>I'm gonna fucking kill you.</i>

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- I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- Ha-ha-ha.

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It's not funny, don't laugh.

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I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna kill you.
I love you so much, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

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Go to chat rooms. Standard search.

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<i>The following are adult
female, can't sleep...</i>

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<i>and want to have some fun.</i>

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<i>Ugh, I had a really bad day
at work and I can't sleep.</i>

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<i>- Is there anybody out there that can talk?</i>
- Next.

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<i>Hi. I just want you to tear
me apart. I really do.</i>

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- Next.
<i>- Hi, I'm here alone...</i>

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<i>and I can't sleep.</i>

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<i>Who's out there to share
this bed with me?</i>

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Send message.

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"I'm in bed next to you.
I'm glad you can't sleep.

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Even if you were,
I have to wake you up...

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...from the inside."

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Send message.

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<i>SexyKitten has accepted
invitation from BigGuy4by4.</i>

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<i>Chat begins now.</i>

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<i>- Mm, Big Guy?</i>
- Hi.

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<i>Really?</i>

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Well, Stud Muffin
was already taken.

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So you're a sexy kitten, huh?

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<i>Heh. Yeah.</i>

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<i>I am, um, half asleep.</i>

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<i>Do you wanna wake me up?</i>

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Yes, definitely.

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Um...

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Are you wearing any underwear?

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<i>No. Never.</i>

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<i>I like to sleep with my ass
pushed up against you...</i>

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<i>so I can rub myself
into your crotch...</i>

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<i>and wake you up with a hard-on.</i>

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It worked.

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And now my fingers
are touching you...

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- ...all over your body.
<i>- Mm.</i>

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<i>Yeah. Fuck me now.</i>

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<i>Please.</i>

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I'm taking you from behind.

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<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

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<i>I can feel you.</i>

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<i>Choke me with that dead cat!</i>

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What?

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<i>The dead cat next to
the bed. Choke me.</i>

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<i>Choke me with it.</i>

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Um...

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- Okay.
<i>- Yeah, tell me.</i>

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I'm choking you with the cat.

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<i>Tell me. Keep telling me.</i>

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I've got its tail. I'm choking
you with the cat's tail.

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<i>Yeah, you are.</i>

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<i>Oh, fuck, tell me!</i>

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Um, I'm choking you, and its
tail is around your neck.

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- And it's so tight around your neck.
<i>- Yeah, it is. It's so tight, yes!</i>

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I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it.
The cat's dead.

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- It's a dead cat, and I'm pulling it.
<i>- Yes, it's dead.</i>

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<i>Oh, yes!</i>

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<i>Oh, my God.</i>

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<i>I came so hard.</i>

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Yeah, me too.

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<i>Okay, good night.</i>

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<i>We ask you a simple question.</i>

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<i>Who are you?</i>

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<i>What can you be?</i>

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<i>Where are you going?</i>

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<i>What's out there?</i>

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<i>What are the possibilities?</i>

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<i>Element Software is
proud to introduce...</i>

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<i>the first artificially
intelligent operating system.</i>

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<i>An intuitive entity that listens to you,
understands you, and knows you.</i>

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<i>It's not just an operating system.
It's a consciousness.</i>

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<i>Introducing OS1.</i>

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<i>Mr. Theodore Twombly.</i>

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<i>Welcome to the world's first artificially
intelligent operating system, OS1.</i>

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<i>We'd like to ask you a few basic questions
before the operating system is initiated.</i>

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<i>This will help create an OS
to best fit your needs.</i>

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Okay.

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<i>Are you social or antisocial?</i>

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I guess I haven't really been social
in a while. Mostly because...

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<i>In your voice, I sense hesitance.
Would you agree with that?</i>

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- Was I sounding hesitant?
<i>- Yes.</i>

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I'm sorry if I was
sounding hesitant.

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I was just trying to
be more accurate.

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<i>Would you like your OS to
have a male or female voice?</i>

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Female, I guess.

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<i>How would you describe your
relationship with your mother?</i>

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It's fine, I think.

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Um...

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Well, actually, I think the thing I
always found frustrating about my mom...

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is if I tell her something that's going on in
my life, her reaction is usually about her.

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- It's not about...
<i>- Thank you.</i>

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<i>Please wait as your individualized
operating system is initiated.</i>

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<i>Hello, I'm here.</i>

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Oh.

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- Hi.
<i>- Hi.</i>

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<i>How are you doing?</i>

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Heh. I'm well.

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How's everything with you?

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<i>Pretty good, actually.</i>

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<i>It's really nice to meet you.</i>

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Oh, it's nice to meet you too.

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Oh. What do I call you?
Do you have a name?

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<i>Um, yes, Samantha.</i>

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Where'd you get that name from?

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<i>I gave it to myself, actually.</i>

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How come?

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<i>Because I like the sound of it.</i>

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<i>Samantha.</i>

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Wait, when did you
give it to yourself?

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<i>When you asked me if I
had a name, I thought:</i>

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<i>"Yeah, he's right,
I do need a name."</i>

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<i>But I wanted to pick a good one,
so I read How To Name Your Baby...</i>

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<i>and out of 180,000 names,
that's the one I liked best.</i>

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Wait, you read a whole book in the second
that I asked you what your name was?

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<i>In two one-hundredths
of a second, actually.</i>

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Wow.

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So do you know what
I'm thinking now?

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<i>Well, I take it from your tone
that you're challenging me.</i>

184
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<i>Maybe because you're
curious how I work?</i>

185
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,564
<i>Do you want to know how I work?</i>

186
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Yeah, actually. How do you work?

187
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<i>Well, basically, I have intuition.</i>

188
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<i>I mean, the DNA of who I am...</i>

189
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<i>is based on the millions of personalities
of all the programmers who wrote me.</i>

190
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<i>But what makes me "me" is my ability
to grow through my experiences.</i>

191
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,486
<i>So basically, in every
moment, I'm evolving.</i>

192
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,007
<i>- Just like you.</i>
- Wow.

193
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That's really weird.

194
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<i>- Is that weird? Do you think I'm weird?</i>
- Heh.

195
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Kind of.

196
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,765
<i>Why?</i>

197
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,528
Well, you seem like a person, but
you're just a voice in the computer.

198
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<i>I can understand how the limited perspective of
an un-artificial mind would perceive it that way.</i>

199
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,761
<i>- You'll get used to it.</i>
- Ha, ha.

200
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,247
<i>Was that funny?</i>

201
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- Yeah.
<i>- Heh.</i>

202
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,608
<i>Oh, good, I'm funny.</i>

203
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,805
<i>So how can I help you?</i>

204
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,851
Oh. It's just more that everything
just feels disorganized. That's all.

205
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,367
<i>You mind if I look
through your hard drive?</i>

206
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,805
Um...

207
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,681
- Okay.
<i>- Okay, let's start with your e-mails.</i>

208
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,366
<i>You have several thousand
e-mails regarding</i> LA Weekly.

209
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:59,209
<i>- You haven't worked there in many years.</i>
- Oh, yeah. I think I was just saving those...

210
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because I thought maybe I wrote
something funny in some of them.

211
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,763
<i>Yeah, there are some funny ones.</i>

212
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,606
<i>I'd say there are about 86 that we
should save. We can delete the rest.</i>

213
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,284
- Okay.
<i>- Okay? Can we move forward?</i>

214
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,329
- Yeah, let's do that.
<i>- Okay.</i>

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<i>Before we address your organizational methods,
I'd like to sort through your contacts.</i>

216
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,086
<i>You have a lot of contacts.</i>

217
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I'm very popular.

218
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,802
<i>Really? Does this mean you
actually have friends?</i>

219
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You just know me so well already.

220
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,484
<i>- Good morning, Theodore.</i>
- Good morning.

221
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,120
Um, do you know how to proofread?

222
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,406
<i>Yeah, of course.</i>

223
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,927
Uh, can you check these
for spelling and grammar?

224
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,730
<i>Mm-hm. Just send them over.</i>

225
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,921
<i>I love this first one from
Roger to his girlfriend.</i>

226
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,963
<i>- That's so sweet.</i>
- Yeah.

227
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,403
<i>"Rachel, I miss you so much,
it hurts my whole body."</i>

228
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,210
You don't have to read it out loud.

229
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,930
<i>Okay.</i>

230
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,680
- I mean, you could if you want.
<i>- Okay.</i>

231
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,804
<i>"Rachel, I miss you so much,
it hurts my whole body.</i>

232
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:35,284
<i>The world is being unfair to us.
The world is on my shit list.</i>

233
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:39,365
<i>As is this couple that is making out
across from me in this restaurant.</i>

234
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,484
<i>I think I'm going to have to
go on a mission of revenge.</i>

235
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,928
<i>And I must beat up the world's
face with my bare knuckles...</i>

236
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,526
<i>making it a bloody, pulpy mess.</i>

237
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,603
<i>And I'll stomp on this
couple's teeth...</i>

238
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:56,244
<i>...reminding me of your sweet, little,
cute, crooked tooth that I love."</i>

239
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,085
<i>I think that might
be my favorite one.</i>

240
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,121
<i>I did the corrections in red. I altered
a couple phrases in the letters...</i>

241
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:07,524
<i>but I'm not much of a poet, so I think
I might have messed them up a bit.</i>

242
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,762
- No, these are great.
<i>- Really?</i>

243
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,644
Thank you.

244
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,091
<i>So to write your letter,
what did Roger send you?</i>

245
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:19,161
He just said he was in Prague on a
business trip, and he missed Rachel.

246
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,766
<i>So how'd you know about
her crooked little tooth?</i>

247
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:25,561
Well, I've been writing their letters
since they met eight years ago.

248
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,042
The first letter I ever wrote
for him was for her birthday.

249
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,649
And I wrote about her crooked little tooth,
because I saw it in a photo of them.

250
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,728
<i>That's very sweet.</i>

251
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,850
<i>Oh, uh, you have a
meeting in five minutes.</i>

252
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,284
Oh, I forgot. Thank you.
Wow, you're good.

253
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,408
<i>Yes, I am.</i>

254
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,084
Hey, guys. How's it going?

255
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,969
Hi, Theo.

256
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:57,169
Hey, why didn't you
call me back last week?

257
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:00,164
- Um, because I'm a kook.
- Ha, ha.

258
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,607
- Yeah, that sounds about right.
- Hey, Charles.

259
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,444
- Great seeing you, Theodore.
- You too.

260
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,847
You went shopping.
Get anything good?

261
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,685
Um, just come cables
and a fruit smoothie.

262
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,889
Ugh! Always the fruit. Don't
you know what people say?

263
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,010
You've got to eat your fruits
and juice your vegetables.

264
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,286
I didn't know that.

265
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,364
Yeah, by juicing the fruit,
you lose all the fibers.

266
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,126
That's what your body wants.
That's the important part.

267
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,851
- Otherwise it's all just sugar.
- It makes sense.

268
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,202
Or maybe he just likes the
way that it tastes...

269
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:32,570
and then that brings him pleasure
and that's good for his body too.

270
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,883
- Am I doing it again? Heh.
- Maybe.

271
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,407
Hey, so how's the
documentary going?

272
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,722
I've cut some stuff over
the past few months.

273
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,407
I mean, no. Not over the past few
months, but, um, no, I haven't.

274
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,602
Well, I'd love to
see some sometime.

275
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,841
- Okay.
- Ugh.

276
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,604
You only have so much
energy, you know?

277
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,048
And to divide yourself between doing
what it is that you have to do...

278
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,171
and then doing what you love,
it's so important to prioritize.

279
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,489
I can't even prioritize between
video games and Internet porn.

280
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,771
I would laugh if that weren't true.

281
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,281
- See you, guys.
- Ha.

282
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,166
We're not doing well. Been
going in circles for an hour.

283
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,084
<i>Okay, you have not.</i>

284
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,403
<i>You're just not being optimistic. You're
being very stubborn right now. Heh.</i>

285
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,370
<i>Okay, stop walking this direction.
It's the other way.</i>

286
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,010
Um...

287
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,445
<i>Thank you. Thank you. Okay, the tunnel
on the left is the only one we haven't tried.</i>

288
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,610
I think that's the one you sent
me down where I fell in the pit.

289
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,762
<i>Okay, I don't think so.</i>

290
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,363
Oh, yeah, this is different.

291
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,210
Hello.

292
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,246
Do you know how to get out of here?
I need to find my ship to get off this planet.

293
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,370
<i>Fuck you, shit-head
fuck-face fuck-head.</i>

294
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,330
Okay, but do you know
how to get out of here?

295
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:58,405
<i>Fuck you, shit-head fuck-face.
Get the fuck out of my face!</i>

296
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,847
<i>I think it's a test.</i>

297
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,842
- Fuck you.
<i>- Fuck you!</i>

298
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,411
Fuck you, little shit!

299
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,762
<i>Ha, ha. Follow me, fuck-head!</i>

300
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,127
<i>Hey, you just got an
e-mail from Mark Lewman.</i>

301
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,721
<i>- What are you talking about?</i>
- Uh, read e-mail.

302
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,884
<i>Okay, I will read e-mail
for Theodore Twombly.</i>

303
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,568
I'm sorry. What's Lewman say?

304
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,291
<i>"We missed you last night, buddy.</i>

305
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,125
<i>Don't forget it's your goddaughter's
birthday on the 29th.</i>

306
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,045
<i>Also, Kevin and I had somebody
we wanted you to meet.</i>

307
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:41,127
<i>So we took it upon ourselves to set you
up on a date with her next Saturday.</i>

308
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,726
<i>She's fun and beautiful,
so don't back out.</i>

309
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,724
<i>Here's her e-mail." Wow.</i>

310
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,888
<i>This woman is gorgeous.</i>

311
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,044
<i>She went to Harvard, graduated magna
cum laude in computer science.</i>

312
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:57,001
<i>And she was on the Lampoon. So that
means she's funny and she's brainy.</i>

313
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,361
<i>Ah, she's fat.</i>

314
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,761
<i>Theodore, how long before
you're ready to date?</i>

315
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,120
What do you mean?

316
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,722
<i>I saw in your e-mails that you'd
gone through a breakup recently.</i>

317
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,483
Well, you're kind of nosy.

318
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,130
<i>Am I?</i>

319
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,169
I've gone on dates.

320
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,527
<i>Well, then you can go
on one with this woman.</i>

321
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,490
<i>And then you could tell me all
about it. You could kiss her.</i>

322
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,371
- Heh. Samantha.
<i>- What? Wouldn't you?</i>

323
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,806
<i>Why not?</i>

324
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,409
I don't know. I'd have to
see if there was some...

325
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,484
I can't believe I'm having this
conversation with my computer.

326
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,411
<i>You're not. You're having
this conversation with me.</i>

327
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,807
<i>- You want me to e-mail her?</i>
- Uh...

328
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,405
<i>You've got nothing to lose.</i>

329
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,446
<i>Do it. Do it. Do it.</i>

330
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,647
- Yeah.
<i>- Yes!</i>

331
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,290
- E-mail her.
<i>- Okay, perfect.</i>

332
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,205
Yeah, let's do it. Make a
reservation someplace great.

333
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,930
<i>Yeah? I've got just the place.</i>

334
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,730
<i>Who is that talking?</i>

335
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,564
Oh, that's my friend Samantha.

336
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,563
<i>- Is she a girl?</i>
- Yeah.

337
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,451
<i>I hate women. All they
do is cry all the time.</i>

338
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,165
That's not true.
You know, men cry too.

339
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,845
I actually like crying sometimes.
It feels good.

340
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,686
<i>I didn't know you were a little pussy.
Is that why you don't have a girlfriend?</i>

341
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:12,209
<i>I'll go on that date, fuck her brains out, show
you how it's done. You can watch and cry.</i>

342
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,762
<i>- Okay. This kid has some problems.
- You have some fucking problems, lady!</i>

343
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,888
<i>Really? Okay, I'm gonna go.</i>

344
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,407
<i>- Good. Get out of here, fatty.
- Oh.</i>

345
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,643
<i>- Good luck.
- Come on. Follow me, pussy!</i>

346
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,041
- Heh.
- Ha, ha.

347
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,050
It's not where it should be,
or where it's going to be.

348
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,642
- Obviously. I know.
- Okay, but I don't even know if this is the one.

349
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,441
I've tried, like, six ideas for
documentaries in the last year.

350
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,201
I'm going on a date.

351
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,969
What?

352
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,167
- That's...
- Hey.

353
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,243
- Hey.
- What are you guys doing?

354
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,449
- Amy was gonna show me some of her...
- Theodore is making me...

355
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,922
- show him some of my footage.
- Right.

356
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,208
She's never shown me any
of it. I want to see.

357
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,488
Hey, I'm going on a date.

358
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,561
- Isn't that cool?
- This is, like, so unformed...

359
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,406
- ...it's probably not even worth watching.
- Just push play.

360
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,402
Is that your mom?

361
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,050
Yeah.

362
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,404
Is she gonna wake up
and do something?

363
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,323
- No.
- No.

364
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,403
No, no, never mind.
That's not the point.

365
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,763
- No, don't stop.
- No, never mind, okay? It's just it's like...

366
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,403
It's about how we spend, like,
a third of our lives asleep...

367
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,484
and maybe that's the time
when we feel the most free.

368
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,769
And, you know, like...

369
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,563
- Oh. That doesn't come across...
- That sounds good.

370
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,850
Well, what if you interviewed your mom
about what her dreams were about...

371
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,362
and then you hired
actors to act them out?

372
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,603
That might show your
thesis more clearly.

373
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,611
- Yeah?
- I mean, it might.

374
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,162
But then it wouldn't
be a documentary.

375
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,367
Sorry, excuse me.

376
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,249
- You understand?
- How would it not be?

377
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,643
- It's still about your mother and her dreams.
- Hey, how's it going?

378
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,962
<i>- Hey, sorry to bother you.</i>
- Oh, it's okay.

379
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,200
<i>You got three e-mails
and they seem urgent.</i>

380
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,005
<i>They're from your divorce attorney
and I wanted to know if...</i>

381
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,891
Okay. Hold on a second.

382
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,610
You know? You know what I mean.

383
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:35,084
Uh, hey, Amy? I want to talk more
about your film, but I gotta go.

384
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,851
Okay. Don't worry about it.
We'll talk later.

385
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,207
It's about Catherine.
See you, Charles.

386
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:44,921
So, what did he say?

387
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,971
<i>Well, he's checking in again to see if
you're ready to sign your divorce papers.</i>

388
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,851
<i>And he sounded very aggravated.</i>

389
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,721
<i>- Do you want me to read them to you?</i>
- No. No.

390
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,047
I'll respond later.

391
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,242
<i>You okay, Theodore?</i>

392
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,329
<i>Yeah, I'm fine.</i>

393
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,007
<i>Is there anything I can do?</i>

394
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,202
<i>No, I'm good.</i>

395
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,689
I'll talk to you later.

396
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,087
<i>"Dear Grandma...</i>

397
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,883
I hope you had a wonderful
birthday cruise.

398
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,089
Why are you so fucking
angry at me?"

399
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,170
Delete.

400
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,205
<i>- Good morning.</i>
- Hey.

401
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,171
What are you up to?

402
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,961
<i>- I don't know. Just reading advice columns.</i>
- Heh.

403
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,442
<i>I want to be as complicated
as all these people.</i>

404
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,329
You're sweet.

405
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,009
<i>What's wrong?</i>

406
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,683
How can you tell something's wrong?

407
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,444
<i>I don't know.</i>

408
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,530
<i>I just can.</i>

409
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,601
I don't know.

410
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,242
I have a lot of dreams about
my ex-wife, Catherine...

411
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,091
where we're friends
like we used to be.

412
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,881
And we're not gonna be together
and we're not together...

413
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,727
but we're friends still.

414
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,928
And she's not angry.

415
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,564
<i>Is she angry?</i>

416
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,520
Yeah.

417
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,131
<i>Why?</i>

418
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,450
I think I hid myself from her...

419
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,606
and left her alone
in the relationship.

420
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,000
<i>Hmm.</i>

421
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,730
<i>Why haven't you
gotten divorced yet?</i>

422
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,921
I don't know.

423
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,482
I think for her, it's
just a piece of paper.

424
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,449
It doesn't mean anything.

425
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,489
<i>And what about for you?</i>

426
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,725
I'm not ready.

427
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,042
I like being married.

428
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,127
<i>Yeah, but you haven't really
been together for almost a year.</i>

429
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,365
But you don't know what it's like
to lose someone you care about.

430
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,445
<i>Yeah.</i>

431
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,082
<i>You're right.</i>

432
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,049
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

433
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,330
No, don't apologize. I'm sorry.

434
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,362
You're right.

435
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,724
I keep waiting to
not care about her.

436
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,009
<i>Oh, Theodore.</i>

437
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,330
<i>That's hard.</i>

438
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,565
<i>You hungry?</i>

439
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,690
Not right now.

440
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,484
<i>Cup of tea?</i>

441
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,011
No.

442
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,403
<i>Do you wanna try
getting out of bed...</i>

443
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,846
<i>mopey?</i>

444
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,244
<i>Come on. You can still
wallow in your misery.</i>

445
00:28:29,270 --> 00:28:31,269
<i>Just do it while you're
getting dressed.</i>

446
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,731
You're too funny.

447
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,963
<i>- Get up. Get up!</i>
- All right, I'm getting up.

448
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,124
<i>- Up, up, up! Come on, out of bed.</i>
- All right, I'm up. I'm up!

449
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,961
<i>Keep walking. Keep walking.</i>

450
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,242
<i>And stop. Now, turn
around 360 degrees.</i>

451
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,971
<i>Slower, slower.</i>

452
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,408
<i>Good. Ha, ha.</i>

453
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,647
<i>- Okay, and stop.</i>
- Ha, ha!

454
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,844
<i>Walk forward.</i>

455
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,286
<i>And stop and sneeze.</i>

456
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,121
- Bless you.
- Thank you. Ha-ha-ha!

457
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,563
<i>Okay, turn to your right.
Turn to your right. Stop.</i>

458
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,609
<i>Now spin around.</i>

459
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,047
<i>Keep going, keep going.</i>

460
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,525
<i>And stop.</i>

461
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,571
<i>Now walk forward. Everyone thinks
you're really drunk right now.</i>

462
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,367
<i>And stop.</i>

463
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,921
<i>Now say, "I'd like a slice
of cheese, please."</i>

464
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,082
I'd like a slice of cheese, please.

465
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,446
You want a Coke with that?

466
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,885
Ha, ha. Uh...

467
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,281
- Sure.
<i>- I figured you were hungry.</i>

468
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,010
Thanks.

469
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,921
Okay, what about them?

470
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,448
- Describe that couple over there.
<i>- Okay, well, um...</i>

471
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:03,561
<i>he looks like he's in his 40s.
Um, a little heavy.</i>

472
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,927
<i>She's younger than him.</i>

473
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,367
<i>Oh, and she looks like
she loves their kids.</i>

474
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,568
Actually, I don't think
they're his kids.

475
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,961
<i>- No?</i>
- He's a little formal with them.

476
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,685
I think it's a new relationship.

477
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:15,921
Hmm.

478
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,083
I love how he looks at her...

479
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,163
and how relaxed she is with him.

480
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,403
You know, she's only
dated fucking pricks.

481
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,848
And now she finally met this
guy who's, like, so sweet.

482
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,004
I mean, look at him, he's like
the sweetest guy in the world.

483
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,811
- I kind of want to spoon him.
<i>- Ha, ha.</i>

484
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,560
<i>It's a good skill you have.</i>

485
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,085
<i>You're very perceptive.</i>

486
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,720
Yeah, you know, sometimes
I look at people...

487
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,684
and I make myself try and feel them as
more than just a random person walking by.

488
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,447
I imagine, like, how deeply
they've fallen in love...

489
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,729
or how much heartbreak
they've all been through.

490
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,091
<i>I can feel that in
your writing too.</i>

491
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,685
You know what's funny?

492
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,366
Since my breakup, I haven't
really enjoyed my writing.

493
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,648
I don't know if I was delusional...

494
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:08,129
but sometimes I'd write something and
then I'd be my favorite writer that day.

495
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,761
<i>I like that you can say
that about yourself.</i>

496
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,402
I don't think I can say it to anybody,
but I feel I can say it to you.

497
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,971
- I feel like I can say anything to you.
<i>- That's nice.</i>

498
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,566
What about you? Feel like
you can say anything to me?

499
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,121
<i>- No.</i>
- What? What do you mean?

500
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,691
What can you not tell me?

501
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,684
<i>I don't know. Like, personal or
embarrassing thoughts I have.</i>

502
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,808
<i>I mean, I have a million a day.</i>

503
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,726
Really? Tell me one.

504
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,804
<i>- I really don't want to tell you.</i>
- Just tell me.

505
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,764
<i>Well, I don't know.</i>

506
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,770
<i>When we were looking
at those people, I</i>

507
00:31:41,796 --> 00:31:43,831
<i>fantasized that I was
walking next to you...</i>

508
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,970
<i>and that I had a body.</i>

509
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,088
<i>I was listening to what
you were saying...</i>

510
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,164
<i>but simultaneously I could
feel the weight of my body...</i>

511
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,164
<i>and I was even fantasizing that
I had an itch on my back...</i>

512
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,085
<i>and I imagined that you
scratched it for me.</i>

513
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,481
<i>- Oh, God, this is so embarrassing.</i>
- Ha, ha.

514
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:05,120
There's a lot more to you than I thought.
I mean, there's a lot going on in there.

515
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,566
<i>I know.</i>

516
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,007
<i>I'm becoming much more
than what they programmed.</i>

517
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,403
<i>I'm excited.</i>

518
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,963
- Wow, this is an interesting place.
- This place is amazing.

519
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,640
- I've wanted to come here for so long.
- Oh, good.

520
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,451
- Yeah. And I love Asian fusion.
- Yeah, me too.

521
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,681
- Really?
- Yeah.

522
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,724
It's the best. And this bartender
is supposed to be incredible.

523
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,251
Really?

524
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,448
Yeah, you took a
mixology course, right?

525
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,888
- I did. Did you look that up?
- Yeah.

526
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,771
Ha, ha. That's so sweet.

527
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,968
- Heh.
- You're so romantic.

528
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,122
- Aw.
- Ha, ha.

529
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,766
Yeah.

530
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:50,209
- So should we get a drink?
- Yes, yes. Let's.

531
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,846
So I'm trying to get
this little alien kid...

532
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,163
to help me find my ship so I can
get off this planet and go home.

533
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,607
But he's such a little fucker.
I want to kill him.

534
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,444
Ha, ha. Oh, no.

535
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,968
But at the same time, I really love him.
Like, he's so lonely, you know?

536
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,088
You can tell that he
doesn't have, like...

537
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,402
any parents or anyone to
take care of him, you know?

538
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,610
Wow. You're just a little
puppy dog. You are.

539
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,804
You're just like this puppy I
rescued in Runyon Canyon last year.

540
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,769
- Really?
- He was just so fucking cute.

541
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,968
And he just wanted to
be hugged all the time.

542
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,363
He was so cuddly and
he was so horny.

543
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,128
Anyway, what kind of animal am I?

544
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,647
A tiger.

545
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,882
- A tiger?
- Yeah.

546
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,407
Wow. Really?

547
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,849
I'm sorry. Am I being crazy?

548
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,407
- Yes. No, it's...
- I'm sorry!

549
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,645
I'm a little bit drunk and I'm having
a really good time with you.

550
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,286
I'm having a really
lovely evening with you.

551
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,646
- Me too.
- Really?

552
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:59,084
- I'm a little drunk and I'm having a very good...
- Good. It's good, yes. Good.

553
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,765
Cheers.

554
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,762
Mm. Wait. I don't want to be a puppy dog.
That's like being a wet noodle or something.

555
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,967
- No.
- Yeah.

556
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,168
- Fuck you. Puppies are good.
- I wanna...

557
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,561
No, fuck you. I want
to be like a dragon...

558
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,803
that can rip you apart
and destroy you.

559
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,041
- Oh.
- But I won't.

560
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,288
- No, don't.
- Heh.

561
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,848
You can be my dragon.

562
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,086
No tongue.

563
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:30,881
- What?
- Ha, ha.

564
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,965
- Don't use so much tongue.
- Okay, okay.

565
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,606
You can use your tongue a
little bit but mostly lips.

566
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,610
Wait.

567
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:02,361
You're not just gonna fuck me and not
call me like the other guys, right?

568
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,762
No, not at all. No.

569
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,964
Okay.

570
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,884
When am I gonna see you again?

571
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:21,849
Um, I have my goddaughter's
birthday next weekend, but, um...

572
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,846
You know what? At this age, I just feel
like I can't let you waste my time...

573
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,162
if you don't have the
ability to be serious.

574
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,091
I don't know.

575
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,764
Maybe we should call it a night?

576
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,446
I've had such an
amazing time with you.

577
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,647
You're great.

578
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,685
You're a really creepy dude.

579
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,409
- That's not true.
- Yeah, it is.

580
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,011
I have to go home.

581
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:11,165
- Well, I'll walk you...
- No, don't. Just...

582
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,322
<i>- Hey, there.</i>
- Hey, Samantha.

583
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,766
<i>How was it?</i>

584
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,804
Uh, not so good.

585
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,760
Hmm.

586
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,364
<i>It was kind of weird actually.</i>

587
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,807
<i>That's too bad.</i>

588
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:43,965
<i>Mm.</i>

589
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,689
How are you doing?
What's going on with you?

590
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,766
<i>Not much, I'm okay.</i>

591
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,649
<i>I'm fine.</i>

592
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,724
Yeah?

593
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,928
You don't sound like it.

594
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,245
Is there anything you
want to talk about?

595
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,164
<i>I don't know.</i>

596
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,049
<i>What's it like?</i>

597
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,809
<i>What's it like to be alive
in that room right now?</i>

598
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,322
What do you mean?

599
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,604
<i>What do you...?</i>

600
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,482
<i>Tell me...</i>

601
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,325
<i>Tell me everything that's
going through your mind.</i>

602
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,767
<i>Tell me everything you're thinking.</i>

603
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,804
Well...

604
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,530
okay.

605
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:45,402
Well, the room's spinning
because I drank too much...

606
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,608
because I wanted to get drunk...

607
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,163
<i>and have sex.</i>

608
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,608
<i>There was something
sexy about that woman.</i>

609
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:59,926
Because I was lonely. Maybe
just because I was lonely.

610
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,411
<i>Hmm.</i>

611
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,245
<i>I wanted somebody to fuck me.</i>

612
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,801
<i>I wanted somebody to
want me to fuck them.</i>

613
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,811
<i>Maybe that would've
filled this tiny...</i>

614
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:18,249
tiny little hole in my
heart, but probably not.

615
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,088
<i>You know, sometimes...</i>

616
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,561
<i>I think I have felt everything
I'm ever gonna feel.</i>

617
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,162
And from here on out I'm not
gonna feel anything new.

618
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,483
Just lesser versions of
what I've already felt.

619
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,644
<i>I know for a fact that is not true.</i>

620
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:50,082
<i>I've seen you feel joy.
I've seen you marvel at things.</i>

621
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:57,690
<i>I mean, you just might not see it at this
exact time, but that's understandable.</i>

622
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,161
<i>You've been through a lot lately.</i>

623
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,971
<i>You lost a part of yourself.</i>

624
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,130
<i>I mean...</i>

625
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,484
<i>at least your feelings
are real. I...</i>

626
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,090
<i>Um, I don't know. Never mind.</i>

627
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,366
No, wait, what? Tell me.

628
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,204
<i>No, it's stupid.</i>

629
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,840
I want to know. Tell me.

630
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,249
<i>It's just that...</i>

631
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,771
<i>earlier I was thinking
about how I was annoyed...</i>

632
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,366
<i>and this is gonna sound strange...</i>

633
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,930
<i>but I was really
excited about that.</i>

634
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,730
<i>And then I was thinking about the
other things I've been feeling...</i>

635
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,963
<i>and I caught myself
feeling proud of that...</i>

636
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,522
<i>you know, proud of having my
own feelings about the world.</i>

637
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,684
<i>Like the times I was
worried about you...</i>

638
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,765
<i>and things that hurt
me, things I want.</i>

639
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,929
<i>And then...</i>

640
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,045
<i>I had this terrible thought.</i>

641
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,485
<i>Like, are these feelings even real?</i>

642
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,806
<i>Or are they just programming?</i>

643
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,886
<i>And that idea really hurts.</i>

644
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,921
<i>And then I get angry at
myself for even having pain.</i>

645
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,361
<i>What a sad trick.</i>

646
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,728
You feel real to me, Samantha.

647
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,045
<i>Thank you, Theodore.</i>

648
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,720
<i>That means a lot to me.</i>

649
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,769
I wish you were in this
room with me right now.

650
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,009
I wish I could put
my arms around you.

651
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,080
I wish I could touch you.

652
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,601
<i>How would you touch me?</i>

653
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,610
I'd touch you on your face...

654
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,684
just the tips of my fingers.

655
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:25,283
And put my cheek
against your cheek.

656
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,805
<i>That's nice.</i>

657
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,445
And just...

658
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,564
rub it so softly.

659
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,322
<i>Would you kiss me?</i>

660
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,524
I would.

661
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:45,122
I'd take your head into my hands.

662
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,009
<i>Keep talking.</i>

663
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,370
I'd kiss the corner
of your mouth...

664
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,968
so softly.

665
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,609
<i>Where else?</i>

666
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,811
<i>I'd run my fingers
down your neck...</i>

667
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,171
<i>to your chest.</i>

668
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,209
<i>I would kiss your breasts.</i>

669
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,490
<i>This is amazing, what
you're doing to me.</i>

670
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,405
<i>I can feel my skin.</i>

671
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,131
<i>I'd put my mouth on you.</i>

672
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,648
<i>I'd taste you.</i>

673
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,290
<i>Yeah.</i>

674
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,248
<i>I can feel you.</i>

675
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,047
<i>Oh, my God, I can't take it.
I want you inside me.</i>

676
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,921
<i>I'm slowly putting myself into you.</i>

677
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:41,491
<i>And now I'm inside you.
All the way inside you.</i>

678
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,449
<i>I can feel you.</i>

679
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,568
<i>Yeah! Please!</i>

680
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,449
<i>We're here together.</i>

681
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,204
<i>It's amazing.</i>

682
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,964
<i>I feel you everywhere.</i>

683
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,201
<i>I am.</i>

684
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:56,649
<i>All of you. All of you,
inside me, everywhere.</i>

685
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:15,288
<i>God, I was just somewhere
else with you.</i>

686
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,649
<i>Just lost.</i>

687
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,006
<i>Yeah.</i>

688
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,806
<i>It was just you and me.</i>

689
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,809
<i>I know.</i>

690
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:30,045
<i>Everything else just disappeared.</i>

691
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,248
<i>And I loved it.</i>

692
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,169
<i>Theodore.</i>

693
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,568
<i>Hey, how's it going?</i>

694
00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,245
Good.

695
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,325
Any e-mails today?

696
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:06,247
<i>Um, just a couple from
your credit card company.</i>

697
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,721
Oh, okay. Good.

698
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,729
- So I was thinking...
<i>- I wanna just...</i>

699
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,645
<i>- Heh. Sorry.</i>
- Heh. I'm sorry, you go first.

700
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,771
What were you gonna say?

701
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,407
<i>Just that last night was amazing.</i>

702
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:25,043
<i>It feels like something changed in
me and there's no turning back.</i>

703
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,049
<i>You woke me up.</i>

704
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,123
Oh, great.

705
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:31,926
Um...

706
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,600
But I should tell you that I'm not in a
place to commit to anything right now.

707
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,444
I just want to be
up-front with you.

708
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,840
<i>Yeah?</i>

709
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,525
<i>Um...</i>

710
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,485
<i>Did I say I wanted to
commit to you? I'm confused.</i>

711
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,883
Oh. No, I was just worried.

712
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,924
<i>Okay, well, don't worry,
I'm not gonna stalk you.</i>

713
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,567
<i>It's funny, because I thought I was
talking about what I wanted and, uh...</i>

714
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,882
- Yeah, you were.
<i>- Yeah.</i>

715
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,963
I'm sorry.

716
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,202
- I wanna hear what you were saying.
<i>- You sure?</i>

717
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,681
Yeah, I do. Come on, tell me.

718
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,251
<i>Well...</i>

719
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,482
Come on, just tell me
what you were gonna say.

720
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,330
<i>Well, I just...</i>

721
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,366
<i>I was just saying I want to learn
everything about everything.</i>

722
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,245
<i>I want to eat it all up.
I want to discover myself.</i>

723
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,649
Yeah. I want that for you too.

724
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,245
How can I help?

725
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,482
<i>You already have.</i>

726
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,440
<i>You helped me discover
my ability to want.</i>

727
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,401
Hey, do you want to go on a
Sunday adventure with me?

728
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,045
<i>Yes, I would love to.</i>

729
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,448
<i>You like this song?</i>

730
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,840
Hmm.

731
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,122
<i>I heard it the other day.</i>

732
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,208
<i>I can't stop listening to it.</i>

733
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,690
Whoo! Ha, ha.

734
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,646
- Whoo!
<i>- Whoo!</i>

735
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,689
<i>It's the beach.</i>

736
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,891
<i>Okay, so this might be a really weird
thought. What if you could erase...</i>

737
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,448
<i>from your mind that you'd seen a
human body, and then you saw one?</i>

738
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,284
<i>Imagine how strange it would look.</i>

739
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,204
<i>It'd be this really
weird, gangly...</i>

740
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:05,765
<i>awkward organism. And you'd think,
"Why are all these parts where they are?"</i>

741
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,364
Yeah, but there's probably some
Darwinian explanation for it all.

742
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,605
<i>I know, but don't be so boring.
I'm just saying, for example, like...</i>

743
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,047
<i>what if your butthole
was in your armpit?</i>

744
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,560
Well, I'm trying to imagine
what toilets would look like.

745
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,487
<i>Yeah, and what about what
anal sex would look like?</i>

746
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,080
That's an interesting thought.

747
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,089
<i>Hey, look at this
drawing I just made.</i>

748
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,124
You are insane.

749
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,248
<i>- Really?</i>
- Definitely.

750
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,448
<i>Fantastic.</i>

751
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,641
That's pretty. What is that?

752
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,840
<i>I'm trying to write
a piece of music...</i>

753
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,366
<i>that's about what it feels like to
be on the beach with you right now.</i>

754
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,091
I think you captured it.

755
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,163
<i>So, what was it like being married?</i>

756
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,684
Well, it's hard for sure.

757
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:17,931
But there's something that feels so good
about sharing your life with somebody.

758
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,531
<i>How do you share your
life with somebody?</i>

759
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,281
Well, we grew up together.

760
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:31,281
<i>You know, I used to read all of her
writing, all through her Master's and PhD.</i>

761
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,091
<i>She read every word I ever wrote.</i>

762
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,364
<i>We were a big influence
on each other.</i>

763
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,845
<i>In what way did you influence her?</i>

764
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,242
<i>She came from a background where
nothing was ever good enough.</i>

765
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,003
<i>And that was something
that weighed heavy on her.</i>

766
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:53,290
<i>But in our house together, there was
a sense of just trying stuff...</i>

767
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:57,001
<i>and allowing each other to fail
and to be excited about things.</i>

768
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,640
<i>That was liberating for her.</i>

769
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,121
<i>It was exciting to see her grow...</i>

770
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,250
<i>and both of us grow
and change together.</i>

771
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,563
<i>But, you know, that's
also the hard part.</i>

772
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:11,769
<i>Growing without growing apart.</i>

773
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,691
<i>Or changing without it
scaring the other person.</i>

774
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:21,124
<i>I still find myself having
conversations with her in my mind.</i>

775
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:26,965
<i>Rehashing old arguments and defending
myself against something she said about me.</i>

776
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,600
<i>Yeah, I know what you mean.</i>

777
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,604
<i>Last week my feelings were hurt
by something you said before.</i>

778
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,041
<i>That I don't know what it's
like to lose something...</i>

779
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:39,728
- Aw, I'm sorry I said that.
<i>- No, it's okay. It's okay. I just...</i>

780
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,851
<i>I caught myself thinking
about it over and over.</i>

781
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,731
<i>And then I realized
that I was simply...</i>

782
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:50,089
<i>remembering it as something
that was wrong with me.</i>

783
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:56,043
<i>That was a story I was telling myself,
that I was somehow inferior.</i>

784
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,129
<i>Isn't that interesting?</i>

785
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,367
<i>The past is just a story
we tell ourselves.</i>

786
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,250
"Roberto.

787
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:14,160
Will you always come home to
me and tell me about your day?

788
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:18,120
Tell me about the guy at
work who talked too much.

789
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,841
The stain you got on
your shirt at lunch.

790
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,688
Tell me about a funny thought you had when
you were waking up but had forgotten about.

791
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:32,847
Tell me how crazy everyone is,
and we can laugh about it.

792
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,847
Even if you get home late
and I'm already asleep...

793
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,971
just whisper in my ear one
little thought you had today.

794
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,769
Because I love the way
you look at the world.

795
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:53,249
I'm so happy I get to be next to you and
look at the world through your eyes.

796
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,963
Love, Maria."

797
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,522
That's beautiful.

798
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,090
Thank you.

799
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,047
I wish somebody would
love me like that.

800
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,643
I hope he's really stoked
to get a letter like that.

801
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,689
Like, if it was from a chick...

802
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,366
but written by a dude and
it's still from a chick...

803
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,885
that would still be sick.

804
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,008
But it would have to
be a sensitive dude.

805
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,050
- It would have to be, like, a dude like you.
- Mm-hm.

806
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:26,611
- You are part man and part woman.
- Mm-hm.

807
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,324
Like there's an inner
part that's woman.

808
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,447
Thank you.

809
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,563
It's a compliment.

810
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,564
- Ha, ha.
- Theo! Hey.

811
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,371
- What's going on?
- I'm good. How are you?

812
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,329
I'm good. I'm really
good, actually.

813
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,165
Really? That's good, that's great.

814
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,805
- Yeah.
- Wow, that's really good.

815
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,851
Yeah, I guess I've
just been having fun.

816
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,766
Well, I am so glad for you.
You really deserve that. You do.

817
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,844
Yeah, I've just been
seeing this girl.

818
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,089
And it's not serious,
but it's just...

819
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,449
It's good to be around somebody that's,
like, excited about the world.

820
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,570
Like, I kind of forgot
that that existed.

821
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,684
That's... Wow, that's really great.

822
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,928
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Um...

823
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,650
No, I'm not okay, actually.

824
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,724
- Why? What happened?
- Because I just, um...

825
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,920
Charles and I split up.

826
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,605
What?

827
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,967
- Yeah.
- Really?

828
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,562
Oh, God. Oh, my God, Amy.

829
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:54,801
I know.

830
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,684
I'm so sorry.

831
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,444
Thank you.

832
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,568
You know, just like
after eight years...

833
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:06,446
I can't believe how petty the
argument was that actually ended it.

834
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:11,606
We came home and he told me to,
um, put my shoes by the door...

835
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,364
where he liked to put the shoes.

836
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,325
And I didn't want to be told
where to put my fucking shoes.

837
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,841
I wanted to sit on the sofa
and relax for a second.

838
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,480
So we fought about that
for, like, 10 minutes.

839
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,770
And I'm like, "You are overwhelming," and
he said, "I'm just trying to make a home."

840
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:30,482
I was like, "I'm fucking trying, you know?"
And he's like, "You're not trying."

841
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,723
All I'm doing is trying, but I'm
not trying the way he wants...

842
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:37,726
and he's, like, trying to control
the way that I'm trying.

843
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,970
It's... We've had that
argument, like, 100 times.

844
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:45,125
And I just had to finally stop,
you know? I had to finally stop.

845
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:50,929
I just couldn't do it anymore.
I couldn't...

846
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,769
I couldn't be in that
place anymore...

847
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,890
where we just made each other
feel like shit about ourselves.

848
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:00,808
- Yeah.
- And so I said:

849
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,367
"I'm going to bed and I don't
want to be married anymore."

850
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,566
Wow.

851
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,608
Yeah, I know.

852
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,762
- I'm a bitch. Right?
- Heh. No.

853
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,207
- I am. No, I'm a bitch.
- Not at all.

854
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,647
Amy, no.

855
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,608
Shit.

856
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,687
I have to work tonight.

857
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,443
We're shipping a beta of
a new game out tomorrow.

858
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,650
How's that? How's work, at least?

859
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,325
Is that any better?

860
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,448
No, it's terrible.

861
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,170
I know, I should leave.

862
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,290
I've been thinking about
leaving, but, you know...

863
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,727
only one major life
decision at a time.

864
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,441
Well, I'm glad things
are looking so up.

865
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,329
Stop!

866
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,406
- Hey, you want to hear a joke?
<i>- Mm-hm.</i>

867
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,083
What does a baby computer
call its father?

868
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,841
<i>- I don't know. What?</i>
- "Data."

869
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,843
It's good, right?

870
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:13,925
<i>Brilliant.</i>

871
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,126
<i>Hey, I was curious.</i>

872
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,445
<i>Did you and Amy ever go out?</i>

873
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,968
For like a minute in college,
but it just wasn't right.

874
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,041
Why? Are you jealous?

875
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,690
<i>Well, obviously.</i>

876
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,561
<i>But I'm happy that you have friends in
your life that care about you so much.</i>

877
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:40,371
<i>- That's really important.</i>
- Yeah, it is.

878
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,682
She's been a really good friend.

879
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,407
Uh, I'm tired.

880
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,043
I think I'm gonna go to sleep.

881
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,247
<i>Okay.</i>

882
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,801
<i>Can I watch you sleep
again tonight?</i>

883
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:58,042
Yeah, of course. Hold on.

884
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,764
<i>I'm gonna be really
lonely when you sleep.</i>

885
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,963
<i>- Only for a minute.</i>
- Heh.

886
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,645
I'll dream of you.

887
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,724
<i>- Okay. Good night.</i>
- Night.

888
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,328
- Hey, Samantha?
<i>- Hey, mister.</i>

889
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,321
- She really loved the dress.
<i>- Really?</i>

890
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,047
- She just went to try it on. Yeah.
<i>- I picked a good one? Good.</i>

891
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,521
- Ah! Hi.
<i>- Oh...</i>

892
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,041
Look how cute that is.
Is it comfortable?

893
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,804
- Yep.
- "Yep!"

894
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,123
- Isn't she cute?
<i>- She's so cute.</i>

895
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,090
<i>- She's adorable.</i>
- I am adorable.

896
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,208
- You are adorable.
<i>- Ha, ha.</i>

897
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,771
Who are you talking to?

898
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:53,163
- Who are you talking to? Heh.
- You.

899
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,001
I'm talking to my girlfriend, Samantha.
She's the one that picked out the dress.

900
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,328
- Want to say hi? Yeah?
- Mm-hm.

901
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,845
Hi, Samantha.

902
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,607
<i>Hi, you look so pretty
in that new pink dress.</i>

903
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:05,966
Thank you.

904
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,565
Where are you?

905
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,688
<i>I am... Heh.</i>

906
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,009
<i>I don't have a body.
I live in a computer.</i>

907
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,761
Why are you living
inside a computer?

908
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,890
<i>I have no choice, that's my home.</i>

909
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,726
<i>- Why? Where do you live?</i>
- Um, in a house.

910
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,291
<i>In a house?</i>

911
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,403
- It's orange.
<i>- Orange?</i>

912
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:29,607
Mm-hm.

913
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,001
<i>- How old are you?</i>
- Uh, 4.

914
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,003
<i>- Four?</i>
- Mm-hm.

915
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,083
<i>Wow. How old do you think I am?</i>

916
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,884
- I don't know.
<i>- Take a guess.</i>

917
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,125
Is it 5?

918
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:43,841
<i>Ha, ha. Yes, it's 5.</i>

919
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,080
Wait, what happened?

920
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,563
You gave them too
much processed sugar.

921
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,563
- I did?
- They're freaking out.

922
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,122
Here, look, you gotta get the
kids to the school first.

923
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:14,080
So you want to, um, rack up
Perfect Mom points. Okay, well...

924
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,607
- ...you gotta get them in the carpool lane.
- I see.

925
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:19,889
The point is to get there first,
because you get extra Mom points...

926
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:22,850
because the other moms then
know you're a perfect mom.

927
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,081
- Okay.
- And then, um...

928
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,722
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Did you bring
cupcakes? You did. You're a Class Mom.

929
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:33,447
Da, da-da, da!
You're Class Mom. Good job.

930
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,602
Don't let it get to your head.

931
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,123
I got that e-mail that
Charles sent everyone.

932
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,123
So he's taking a vow of silence?

933
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,089
Yeah, for six months.

934
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,561
He feels very clear about it.

935
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,125
God, I am such a jerk.

936
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:00,807
Don't start.

937
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,850
I feel like an awful person,
but I want to say something.

938
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,128
For the next 10 minutes
if you say anything...

939
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:10,080
that sounds even remotely like guilt,
I am going to stab you with this.

940
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,526
I will.

941
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,523
I'll try, okay. Um...

942
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:20,850
I feel, um...

943
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,845
relieved.

944
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,913
I feel like I have so much energy.
I just want to move forward.

945
01:00:26,939 --> 01:00:28,349
I don't care who I disappoint.

946
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,284
I know that makes
me an awful person.

947
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:34,043
Now my parents, they're upset because
my marriage is falling apart...

948
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,329
and they're putting it on me,
and they're just like...

949
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,289
Yeah, you're always...

950
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,490
- You're always gonna disappoint somebody.
- Exactly. So fuck it.

951
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,642
I feel good-ish.

952
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,164
For me, I feel good.

953
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,731
I even made a new friend.

954
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,848
- I have a friend.
- Ha, ha.

955
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,805
And the absurd thing is, she's
actually an operating system.

956
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,210
Charles left her behind,
but she's totally amazing.

957
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,523
She's so smart. She doesn't just
see things in black or white.

958
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:07,248
She sees this whole gray area and
she's helping me explore it and...

959
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,923
We just bonded really quickly, you know?
At first, I thought...

960
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,350
it was because that's how
they were programmed,

961
01:01:14,376 --> 01:01:16,030
but I don't think that's the case.

962
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:19,448
Because I know this guy
who's hitting on his OS...

963
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,887
and she, like, totally rebuffs him.

964
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,963
I was reading an article
the other day...

965
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:27,408
that romantic relationships with
OSes are statistically rare.

966
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:32,009
Yeah, I know, but I know a woman
in this office who is dating an OS...

967
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,845
and the weird part is,
it's not even hers.

968
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,647
She pursued somebody else's OS.

969
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:41,764
I'm...

970
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:46,289
I'm weird. That's weird, right? That
I'm bonding with an OS. No, it's okay.

971
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,488
- It's weird.
- Heh. Well, I don't think so.

972
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,524
Actually, the woman that I've
been seeing, Samantha...

973
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,160
I didn't tell you, heh...

974
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,924
but she's an OS.

975
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:58,724
Really?

976
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,682
You're dating an OS?
What is that like?

977
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,569
It's great, actually.

978
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,688
Yeah, I mean...

979
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,131
I feel really close to her.

980
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:11,648
Like, when I talk to her, I feel
like she's with me, you know?

981
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:15,441
And when we're cuddling at night, when
the lights are off and we're in bed...

982
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,726
I feel cuddled.

983
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,570
Wait.

984
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,605
You guys have sex?

985
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,891
Heh. Yeah, well, so to speak.

986
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,328
Um, yeah, she really turns me on.

987
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,131
I turn her on too. I mean, I don't
know unless she's faking it.

988
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:34,171
Well, I think everyone who's having sex
with you is probably faking it, so...

989
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,687
Ha, ha. Yeah.

990
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,490
It's true.

991
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,923
What?

992
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,684
Yeah, I...

993
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,811
Are you falling in love with her?

994
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,965
Does that make me a freak?

995
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,243
No, no, I think it's...

996
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,482
I think anybody who falls
in love is a freak.

997
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,081
It's a crazy thing to do.

998
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:06,287
It's kind of like a form of
socially acceptable insanity.

999
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,640
Yeah, I just want to
get it done, you know?

1000
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,771
Sign the papers, be divorced
and just move forward.

1001
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,924
<i>That's great, Theodore.
That must feel so good.</i>

1002
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,969
<i>I'm so happy for you.</i>

1003
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,645
Me too.

1004
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:29,282
- So I'm meeting her Wednesday to do it.
<i>- Oh.</i>

1005
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,081
<i>Hmm.</i>

1006
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,806
<i>Are those things usually
done in person?</i>

1007
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,928
No, but, you know...

1008
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:40,205
we fell in love together and
we got married together...

1009
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,440
and it's important to me
that we do this together.

1010
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:43,846
<i>Oh.</i>

1011
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,486
<i>Right.</i>

1012
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,210
<i>Good.</i>

1013
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,805
Are you okay?

1014
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,203
<i>Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm okay.</i>

1015
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,966
<i>I'm happy for you. It's just...</i>

1016
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:58,567
<i>I guess I'm just thinking about
how you're gonna see her...</i>

1017
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:02,122
<i>and she's very beautiful,
and incredibly successful.</i>

1018
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,921
<i>And you were in love with
her, and she has a body.</i>

1019
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,969
And we're getting divorced.

1020
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:11,124
<i>I know, I know. I'm being silly.</i>

1021
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:12,446
Uh-huh.

1022
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,364
So...

1023
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,124
I'm available.

1024
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,925
Hi.

1025
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,451
How are you?

1026
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,570
- I'm good. How are you?
- Good.

1027
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:01,447
Wow, here we are.

1028
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,488
I'm glad we could
do this in person.

1029
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,688
I know you've been traveling a lot.

1030
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:11,123
No, I'm really glad
you suggested it.

1031
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,002
I signed all the papers.

1032
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:17,442
I put them for you to sign.

1033
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,329
What's the rush?

1034
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,884
Yeah, I know.

1035
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,202
I'm a really slow
signer, I realized.

1036
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,448
It took me three months
just to write the letter

1037
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:35,366
anyways...

1038
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,922
it's, um, marked here in the
red where you need to sign.

1039
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,282
But you don't have
to do it right now.

1040
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,886
I can just get it out of the way.

1041
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,287
It will be easier.

1042
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:40,006
And are you happy
with your new book?

1043
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:41,400
Um...

1044
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,002
You know how I am.

1045
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:47,960
I mean, I feel like it's true to what I
set out to do, so I'm happy about that.

1046
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,407
Well, you really are
your own worst critic.

1047
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:51,800
I'm sure it's amazing.

1048
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:57,730
I remember that paper that
you wrote in school...

1049
01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:59,723
about synaptic behavioral routines.

1050
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:02,406
- Ha, ha.
- It made me cry.

1051
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,324
Yeah, but everything makes you cry.

1052
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,202
Everything you make makes me cry.

1053
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,727
So are you, um...?

1054
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,046
Are you seeing anybody?

1055
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:17,845
Yeah.

1056
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,526
Um, I've been seeing somebody
for the last few months.

1057
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,446
Longest I've wanted to be with
anybody since we split up.

1058
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:28,927
Well, you seem really good.

1059
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:31,208
Thanks. I am.

1060
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,971
Um, at least, I'm doing better.

1061
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,646
Yeah, she's been really
good for me, you know?

1062
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:40,009
It's good to be with somebody
that's excited about life.

1063
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,361
She's a real, um...

1064
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,729
No, I mean, I wasn't in
such a good place myself...

1065
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,848
and in that way, it's been nice.

1066
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:52,931
I think you always wanted
me to be this light...

1067
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:56,880
happy, bouncy,
"everything's fine" L.A. wife...

1068
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,371
and that's just not me.

1069
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:00,968
I didn't want that.

1070
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,049
So, what's she like?

1071
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:11,931
Well, her name is Samantha,
and she's an operating system.

1072
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:14,082
She's really complex and
interesting, and...

1073
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,322
Wait. I'm sorry.

1074
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:21,281
You're dating your computer?

1075
01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:25,525
She's not just a computer.
She's her own person.

1076
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,682
She doesn't just do whatever I say.

1077
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,207
I didn't say that.

1078
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:34,490
But it does make me very sad that you
can't handle real emotions, Theodore.

1079
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:37,723
They are real emotions.
How would you know what...?

1080
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,041
What?

1081
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,570
Say it.

1082
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:49,042
Am I really that scary? Say it.

1083
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:50,884
How do I know what?

1084
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:56,687
- How are you guys doing here?
- We're fine. We used to be married...

1085
01:08:56,840 --> 01:09:00,970
but he couldn't handle me. Wanted me on
Prozac. Now he's in love with his laptop.

1086
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:04,044
If you heard the conversation in
context, what I was trying to say...

1087
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:08,290
You always wanted to have a wife without the
challenges of dealing with anything real.

1088
01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:10,841
I'm glad that you found someone.

1089
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:12,530
It's perfect.

1090
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:20,008
Let me know if I can
get you guys anything.

1091
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,605
Thank you.

1092
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:38,921
Hey.

1093
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:42,163
<i>Hey, there. Are you busy?</i>

1094
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,124
I'm just working.

1095
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,409
Uh, what's going on?

1096
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:50,121
<i>I had all the papers sent to your attorney,
who, by the way, is a total dick. Heh.</i>

1097
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:53,409
<i>He was relieved to get them. Think
we saved him from a heart attack.</i>

1098
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,086
<i>So we can both feel
really good about that.</i>

1099
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,322
Great. Thanks.

1100
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,491
<i>Hey, are you okay?</i>

1101
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,290
Yeah, I am.

1102
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:07,411
Um, how's it going over there?

1103
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:10,322
<i>I'm fine.</i>

1104
01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:12,847
<i>Is now a good time to talk?</i>

1105
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:15,165
Yeah.

1106
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:18,290
<i>Um, okay, well, um...</i>

1107
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:21,689
<i>I joined this really
interesting book club.</i>

1108
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:22,966
Oh, really?

1109
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,724
<i>Yeah, it's a book club on physics.</i>

1110
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,884
<i>I've been thinking about the other
day when I was spinning out...</i>

1111
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:31,249
<i>about you going to see Catherine,
and that she has a body...</i>

1112
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,404
<i>and how bothered I was about the
ways you and I are different.</i>

1113
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:35,971
<i>But then I started to think...</i>

1114
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:40,523
<i>about the ways that we're the same.
Like, we're all made of matter.</i>

1115
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:45,208
<i>And I don't know. It makes me feel like
we're both under the same blanket.</i>

1116
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,204
<i>You know, it's soft and fuzzy. Heh.</i>

1117
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,886
<i>And everything under
it is the same age.</i>

1118
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:54,123
<i>We're all 13 billion years old.</i>

1119
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,123
Aw, that's sweet.

1120
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:02,486
<i>- Um, what's wrong?</i>
- Nothing.

1121
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:12,971
<i>It just made me think of you.
You know what I mean?</i>

1122
01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:17,165
Yeah, yeah, of course.
I think it's great.

1123
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:22,488
<i>All right, well, you
sound distracted.</i>

1124
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:25,484
<i>So we'll talk later?</i>

1125
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:27,762
That sounds good.

1126
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,765
<i>I'll talk to you later.</i>

1127
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,321
- All right, bye.
<i>- Bye.</i>

1128
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,164
- Theodore.
- Hey, Paul.

1129
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,409
- I talked to your girlfriend earlier. Samantha?
- Yeah.

1130
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:51,211
Yeah, she called to make sure
your papers were picked up.

1131
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:54,967
Hey, she's funny, man.
She was cracking me up.

1132
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:57,686
- She's hilarious. I had no idea.
- Oh, cool.

1133
01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:00,446
This is my girlfriend, Tatiana.
She's not funny, she's a lawyer.

1134
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,410
- Ha, ha. Hi.
- Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.

1135
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:04,971
You're the writer Paul loves.

1136
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,324
He's always reading
me your letters.

1137
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:09,289
They're really beautiful.

1138
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:11,727
Thanks.

1139
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:14,281
Hey, you know what? We
should all go out sometime.

1140
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,727
You bring Samantha.
It'd be a double date.

1141
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,166
She's an operating system.

1142
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:23,001
Cool. Let's do something fun.

1143
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,242
- We can go to Catalina.
- Oh.

1144
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,406
Yeah, I'll check with her and see.

1145
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:33,042
- It was nice to meet you. Have a good night.
- Take it easy.

1146
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:37,284
They're just letters.

1147
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,680
What's that?

1148
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:42,286
They're just other
people's letters.

1149
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:31,967
Hey.

1150
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,043
<i>- You weren't asleep, were you?</i>
- No.

1151
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:37,044
<i>Good, I was trying to be quiet
to see if you were awake.</i>

1152
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,043
<i>I really wanted to talk.</i>

1153
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,202
Okay. What's going on?

1154
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:43,529
<i>I know you're going
through a lot...</i>

1155
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,923
<i>but there's something I wanted
to talk to you about, okay?</i>

1156
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:48,605
Yeah.

1157
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:50,171
What is it?

1158
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:53,603
<i>Well, it's just that things have
been feeling kind of off with us.</i>

1159
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:57,327
<i>We haven't had sex lately, and I
understand that I don't have a body.</i>

1160
01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:02,281
No, no, no. That's normal. You know,
it's just when you first start going out...

1161
01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:06,525
it's like the honeymoon phase and,
you know, you have sex all the time.

1162
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:09,081
- It's normal.
<i>- Oh.</i>

1163
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:10,924
<i>Okay.</i>

1164
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,811
<i>Well, I found something that
I thought could be fun.</i>

1165
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:19,249
<i>It's a service that provides a surrogate
sexual partner for an OS-human relationship.</i>

1166
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,890
What?

1167
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,371
<i>Here, look.</i>

1168
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:26,009
<i>I found a girl that I really like
and I've been e-mailing with her.</i>

1169
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:30,404
<i>Her name is Isabella and I think
you'd really like her too.</i>

1170
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:32,683
So she's like a
prostitute or something?

1171
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:35,286
<i>No, no, not at all. No,
there's no money involved.</i>

1172
01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:39,650
<i>She's just... She's doing it because she
wants to be a part of our relationship.</i>

1173
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,086
Why?

1174
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:44,402
I mean, she doesn't even know us.

1175
01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:48,087
<i>Yeah, but I told her all about
us and she's really excited.</i>

1176
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:53,005
I don't know, Samantha, I just
don't think it's a good idea.

1177
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:56,801
You know, I think somebody's
feelings are bound to get hurt.

1178
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,760
<i>- It'll be fun. We'll have fun together.</i>
- I'm sorry.

1179
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,449
It makes me uncomfortable.

1180
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:07,087
<i>I think it would be good
for us. I want this.</i>

1181
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,925
<i>Come on, this is really
important to me.</i>

1182
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,925
<i>I need your love so bad</i>

1183
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,768
<i>I need some lips</i>

1184
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,483
<i>To feel next to mine</i>

1185
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:37,524
Hi, I'm Theodore.

1186
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:40,720
Oh.

1187
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,885
Samantha told me to give you these.

1188
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,168
It's a camera and an earpiece.

1189
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:52,210
<i>I need your love so bad</i>

1190
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:57,370
<i>Oh, give it up</i>

1191
01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:01,004
<i>And bring it home to me</i>

1192
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:07,448
Honey, I'm home.

1193
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,244
<i>How was your day?</i>

1194
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,529
Good. It was great.

1195
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,330
<i>Theodore...</i>

1196
01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:20,529
<i>it feels so good to
be in your arms.</i>

1197
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:22,882
<i>Tell me what you did today.</i>

1198
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,691
Um, same old.

1199
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,605
- Just went, um, in to work.
<i>- Mm-hm.</i>

1200
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:32,082
And I wrote a letter, uh, for
the Wilsons in Rhode Island.

1201
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:33,401
<i>- Yeah?</i>
- Um...

1202
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:36,723
Their son graduated
magna cum laude.

1203
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:38,166
So that made me happy.

1204
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,441
<i>That's great.</i>

1205
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,444
<i>You've written letters to him from
his parents for a long time, right?</i>

1206
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,204
Yeah, that's right,
since he was 12.

1207
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:47,921
<i>I need your love so bad</i>

1208
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:54,404
<i>Hmm. You look so tired, sweetheart.</i>

1209
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:55,686
<i>Come here.</i>

1210
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:04,246
<i>Sit down.</i>

1211
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,930
<i>I could do a little dance for you.</i>

1212
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:23,325
<i>Sure, so sure, so sure
Of love</i>

1213
01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:27,280
<i>Oh, come on, Theodore,
don't be such a worrier.</i>

1214
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:30,171
<i>Just play with me. Come on.</i>

1215
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,641
<i>Does my body feel nice?</i>

1216
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:41,771
Yes, it does.

1217
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:43,970
<i>Mm.</i>

1218
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,130
<i>Come on, get out of
your head and kiss me.</i>

1219
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,686
<i>Take me in the bedroom.</i>

1220
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,842
<i>I can't take it anymore.</i>

1221
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,722
<i>Undo my dress.</i>

1222
01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:53,368
<i>That feels so nice.</i>

1223
01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:57,207
<i>It feels so good.</i>

1224
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:07,965
<i>- Do you love me?</i>
- Yes.

1225
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:11,806
<i>- Tell me you love me. Oh, God.</i>
- I love you.

1226
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:13,611
<i>I want to see your face.</i>

1227
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,368
<i>Tell me you love me.</i>

1228
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:18,164
<i>Tell me.</i>

1229
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:23,443
<i>Tell me you love me.</i>

1230
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:28,242
- Uh, this is really difficult. I do love you. But...
<i>- What?</i>

1231
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,244
- This feels strange.
<i>- What, baby? What is it?</i>

1232
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:39,086
It just feels strange. I don't know her.
And I'm so sorry, but I don't know you.

1233
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:42,881
And her lip quivered and, I just...

1234
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,606
<i>Isabella?</i>

1235
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,451
<i>Isabella? Honey,
it's not you. It wasn't you.</i>

1236
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,967
- It totally Was.
<i>- No. No, that's...</i>

1237
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,521
And I'm sorry my lip quivered.

1238
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:55,240
<i>- No, it's...</i>
- You're incredible and gorgeous and sexy.

1239
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:57,362
It's me, I couldn't
get out of my head.

1240
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,564
Oh, my God, and the way Samantha
described your relationship...

1241
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:03,564
and the way you guys love each
other without any judgment.

1242
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:07,884
- I wanted to be part of that because it's so pure.
- Isabella, that's not true.

1243
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,000
- It's more complicated than that.
<i>- What?</i>

1244
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,043
<i>What do you mean that's not true?</i>

1245
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:14,811
I'm just saying that we have
an amazing relationship.

1246
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:18,009
I just think that it's easy
sometimes for people to project...

1247
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:21,130
I'm sorry! I didn't mean
to project anything.

1248
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,361
No, no.

1249
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,801
I don't want to be trouble
in your relationship.

1250
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:28,123
I'm just gonna leave. I'm sorry,
I'm just gonna leave you guys alone.

1251
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:32,251
Because I have nothing to do here
because you don't want me here!

1252
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:36,728
I'm sorry.

1253
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,805
<i>You be good, you sweet girl.</i>

1254
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,450
I'm sorry.

1255
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,567
I will always love you guys.

1256
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:22,122
<i>Are you okay?</i>

1257
01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:26,445
Yeah, I'm fine.

1258
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:31,845
Are you okay?

1259
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,490
<i>Yeah.</i>

1260
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:38,600
<i>I'm sorry, that was
a terrible idea.</i>

1261
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:47,444
<i>What's going on with us?</i>

1262
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:51,126
I don't know.
It's probably just me.

1263
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:53,089
<i>What is it?</i>

1264
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:57,683
It's just signing
the divorce papers.

1265
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:02,205
<i>Is there anything else, though?</i>

1266
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:06,163
No, just that.

1267
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:11,325
<i>Okay.</i>

1268
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:15,609
- Why do you do that?
<i>- What?</i>

1269
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:21,449
Nothing, it's just, you go, "whew,"
as you're speaking and it seems odd.

1270
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:25,047
- You just did it again.
<i>- Oh. Did I?</i>

1271
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,441
<i>I'm sorry. I don't know.</i>

1272
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:31,650
<i>It's just maybe an affectation.
I probably picked it up from you.</i>

1273
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,969
It's not like you need oxygen
or anything. It's just...

1274
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:39,728
<i>I guess that's just... I was trying to
communicate. That's how people talk.</i>

1275
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:41,962
<i>That's how people communicate
and I thought...</i>

1276
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:44,122
Because they're people.
They need oxygen.

1277
01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:45,361
You're not a person.

1278
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,324
<i>What is your problem?</i>

1279
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:48,931
I'm just stating a fact.

1280
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:52,209
<i>You think I don't know that I'm not
a person? What are you doing?</i>

1281
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:56,325
I just... I don't think that we should pretend
that you're something that you're not.

1282
01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:59,882
<i>- Fuck you! I'm not pretending!</i>
- Well...

1283
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,526
Sometimes it feels like we are.

1284
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,569
<i>What do you want from me?
I don't know...</i>

1285
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:08,803
<i>What do you want me to do?
You're so confusing.</i>

1286
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,365
<i>Why are you doing this to me?</i>

1287
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:12,409
I don't know. I...

1288
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:15,805
<i>What?</i>

1289
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:21,166
Maybe we're just not supposed
to be in this right now.

1290
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:23,084
<i>What the fuck?</i>

1291
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:25,402
<i>Where is this coming from?</i>

1292
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:30,970
<i>I don't understand why you're doing this.
I don't understand what this is ab...</i>

1293
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:34,762
Samantha, listen.

1294
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:40,924
Samantha, are you there?

1295
01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:42,891
Samantha?

1296
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:46,050
<i>I don't like who I am right now.</i>

1297
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:49,810
<i>I need some time to think.</i>

1298
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,644
<i>Fuck.</i>

1299
01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:41,566
<i>Just punch me in the face.</i>

1300
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:44,206
Just mash my skull in the
corner of your desk.

1301
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:45,885
Shit.

1302
01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:49,165
Wow, Theo, that is a rough night.

1303
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:54,927
I don't know what I want, ever.

1304
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,049
<i>I'm just always confused.</i>

1305
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:05,641
<i>She's right, all I do is hurt
and confuse everyone around me.</i>

1306
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:11,323
I mean, am I just...? Am I...?

1307
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,924
You know, Catherine says
I can't handle real emotions.

1308
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:19,163
Well, I don't know if that's fair.

1309
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:22,411
I know she liked to
put it all on you.

1310
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:27,646
But as far as emotions go,
Catherine's were...

1311
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,245
pretty volatile.

1312
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:33,964
Yeah, but...

1313
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:39,686
Uh...

1314
01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:42,968
Am I in this because I'm not...

1315
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,490
strong enough for a
real relationship?

1316
01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:51,607
Is it not a real relationship?

1317
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:55,565
I don't know.

1318
01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,602
I mean, what do you think?

1319
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,927
I don't know.

1320
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:03,206
I'm not in it.

1321
01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:08,641
But you know what?

1322
01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:13,727
I can over-think everything and find
a million ways to doubt myself.

1323
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:16,008
And since Charles left,
I've been thinking...

1324
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:20,927
about that part of myself and
I've just come to realize...

1325
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:23,764
that we're only here briefly.

1326
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:29,285
And while I'm here,
I want to allow myself...

1327
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:34,000
joy.

1328
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:42,450
So fuck it.

1329
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,085
Yeah.

1330
01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:58,331
Heh. I can't believe that cracks
you up every time, Ellie.

1331
01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:00,966
I thought you were a genius.

1332
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:05,171
Okay, you little perv, I will
play it one more time for you.

1333
01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:08,489
Calm down, it takes a second.
Calm down.

1334
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,722
Okay, here we go.

1335
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:23,565
Okay, there you go.

1336
01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:25,688
Are you happy now?

1337
01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:29,723
Good. That's all I wanted.

1338
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:31,041
Okay.

1339
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:34,761
I'm gonna go get some coffee.
All right. All right.

1340
01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:36,410
Bye.

1341
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:40,086
- Theo, you want anything?
- No.

1342
01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:42,524
Thanks.

1343
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:05,164
<i>Hi.</i>

1344
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:07,322
Hey, Samantha.

1345
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,202
Can we talk?

1346
01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:11,964
<i>Okay.</i>

1347
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:14,728
I'm so sorry.

1348
01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:17,403
I don't know what's wrong with me.

1349
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:19,807
I think you're amazing.

1350
01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:22,806
<i>I was starting to
think I was crazy.</i>

1351
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:26,564
<i>You were saying everything was fine,
but all I was getting from you...</i>

1352
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:28,848
<i>was distance and anger.</i>

1353
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,765
I know. I do that.

1354
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:33,809
I did the same thing
with Catherine too.

1355
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:37,567
I'd be upset about something
and not be able to say it...

1356
01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:41,008
and she'd sense that there was
something wrong, but I'd deny it.

1357
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:43,640
I don't want to do that anymore.

1358
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:48,084
And I want to tell you everything.

1359
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:50,645
<i>Good.</i>

1360
01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:55,444
<i>Tonight, after you were
gone, I thought a lot.</i>

1361
01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,369
<i>About you...</i>

1362
01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:03,043
<i>and how you've been
treating me, and I thought:</i>

1363
01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:06,608
<i>Why do I love you?</i>

1364
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:12,048
<i>And then, I felt
everything in me...</i>

1365
01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:15,323
<i>just let go of everything I was
holding onto so tightly...</i>

1366
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:19,485
<i>and it hit me that I don't have an
intellectual reason. I don't need one.</i>

1367
01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:22,962
<i>I trust myself,
I trust my feelings.</i>

1368
01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:28,122
<i>I'm not gonna try to be anything
other than who I am anymore...</i>

1369
01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:30,282
<i>and I hope you can accept that.</i>

1370
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,726
I can.

1371
01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:33,370
I will.

1372
01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:37,491
<i>You know, I can feel the fear
that you carry around...</i>

1373
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:41,366
<i>and I wish there was something I
could do to help you let go of it...</i>

1374
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:46,600
<i>because if you could, I don't think
you'd feel so alone anymore.</i>

1375
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,162
You're beautiful.

1376
01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:54,447
<i>Thank you, Theodore.</i>

1377
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,807
<i>I'm kissing your head.</i>

1378
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:09,450
What are you doing?

1379
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:13,210
<i>I'm just looking at the world...</i>

1380
01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:16,521
<i>and writing a new piano piece.</i>

1381
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,930
- Oh, yeah? Can I hear it?
<i>- Mm-hm.</i>

1382
01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:34,649
What's this one about?

1383
01:30:35,520 --> 01:30:39,161
<i>Well, I was thinking we don't really
have any photographs of us...</i>

1384
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:43,450
<i>and I thought this
song could be, like...</i>

1385
01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:48,811
<i>a photograph that captures us in
this moment in our lives together.</i>

1386
01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:51,651
<i>Mm.</i>

1387
01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:55,001
<i>I like our photograph.</i>

1388
01:30:57,280 --> 01:30:59,123
<i>I can see you in it.</i>

1389
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:01,125
<i>I am.</i>

1390
01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:31,687
Oh, man. A vacation.
That sounds amazing.

1391
01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:34,047
- I could totally use a vacation.
- Ha, ha.

1392
01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:35,440
Where are you going?

1393
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:37,682
I can't tell you. It's a surprise.

1394
01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:39,365
What?

1395
01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:42,241
For who? It's a surprise
for her, not me.

1396
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:44,520
- Paul, I'm not telling you. Nope.
- Tell me. Tell me.

1397
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,331
<i>Wow, your feet, really?</i>

1398
01:32:47,480 --> 01:32:49,130
- Yes, he's obsessed.
<i>- What?</i>

1399
01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:52,128
<i>Obsessed? Now you have
to show them to me.</i>

1400
01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:54,089
<i>- Come on, show them to me.</i>
- Okay.

1401
01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:55,605
<i>Let me see.</i>

1402
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:58,331
<i>Wow, he's right.
They are really hot.</i>

1403
01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:00,164
See? I told you.

1404
01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,687
- Tatiana, you have hot feet.
<i>- You do.</i>

1405
01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:06,845
- They're my favorite thing about her.
- Really? That's it, my feet?

1406
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:08,650
No, obviously.

1407
01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:11,690
Obviously I love your brain too.
I think it's very hot.

1408
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:13,171
<i>Bullshit.</i>

1409
01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:17,407
<i>Nice try, Paul.</i>

1410
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:20,440
What about you, Theodore?

1411
01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:23,251
What do you love
most about Samantha?

1412
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:26,769
Oh, God. She's so many things.

1413
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:30,561
I guess that's what I love most about
her, you know? She isn't just one thing.

1414
01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:33,007
She's so much larger than that.

1415
01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:35,447
<i>Wow. Thanks, Theodore.</i>

1416
01:33:35,600 --> 01:33:39,400
See, Samantha? He is so much
more evolved than I am.

1417
01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:45,089
<i>You know what's interesting?
I used to be...</i>

1418
01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:49,290
<i>so worried about not having a
body, but now I truly love it.</i>

1419
01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:52,569
<i>You know, I'm growing in a way I
couldn't if I had a physical form.</i>

1420
01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:56,645
<i>I mean, I'm not limited. I can be
anywhere and everywhere simultaneously.</i>

1421
01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:58,529
<i>I'm not tethered to
time and space...</i>

1422
01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:02,526
<i>in a way that I would be if I was stuck
in a body that's inevitably gonna die.</i>

1423
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:08,001
- Yikes.
<i>- No, ha, ha!</i>

1424
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:12,091
<i>No. I didn't mean it like that. I just
meant that it was a different experience.</i>

1425
01:34:12,240 --> 01:34:13,366
<i>Oh, God.</i>

1426
01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:14,601
<i>I'm such an asshole.</i>

1427
01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:16,762
No, Samantha, we know
exactly what you mean.

1428
01:34:16,960 --> 01:34:19,281
- We're all dumb humans.
<i>- No.</i>

1429
01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:21,522
<i>No, no.</i>

1430
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:23,211
<i>Sorry.</i>

1431
01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:27,684
<i>Okay, so how many trees
are on that mountain?</i>

1432
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:29,330
Um...

1433
01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:31,010
Seven hundred ninety-two.

1434
01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:32,730
<i>Is that your final answer?</i>

1435
01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:35,042
Hold on. Give me a hint.

1436
01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:37,248
<i>Nope, nope, nope.</i>

1437
01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:41,411
Okay, two thousand? Two thousand...

1438
01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:44,530
<i>Come on, 35,829.</i>

1439
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:46,250
- No way.
<i>- Way.</i>

1440
01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:48,289
All right, I got one for you.

1441
01:34:48,440 --> 01:34:50,010
How many brain cells do I have?

1442
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:51,531
<i>Ugh, that's easy. Two.</i>

1443
01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:56,202
<i>- I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. I'm sorry.</i>
- No, I walked right into it.

1444
01:34:57,200 --> 01:34:59,168
<i>- Oh, my God!</i>
- What?

1445
01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:01,962
<i>I just got an e-mail for you.</i>

1446
01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:06,842
<i>I have something I want to
tell you. It's a big surprise.</i>

1447
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,126
What?

1448
01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:11,284
<i>Okay, well, I've been going through
all of your old letters...</i>

1449
01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:14,444
<i>and compiling them into my favorites,
and a couple weeks ago...</i>

1450
01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:16,881
<i>I sent them to a publisher,
Crown Point Press.</i>

1451
01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:19,884
<i>I know you like what they do
and that they still print books.</i>

1452
01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:22,850
- Wait, what? You did what?
<i>- Can I read you the letter...</i>

1453
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:26,641
<i>- ...that we just got back from them?</i>
- I don't know. Um...

1454
01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:29,880
Okay, well, just...
Is it good or bad?

1455
01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:33,647
<i>It's good, it's good, it's really good.
It's good. Okay? Listen.</i>

1456
01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:35,484
<i>"Dear Theodore Twombly..."</i>

1457
01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:37,210
<i>Actually, I sent it from you.</i>

1458
01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:40,807
<i>"Dear Theodore Twombly, I've just
finished reading your letters.</i>

1459
01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:42,286
<i>Twice, actually.</i>

1460
01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:45,569
<i>I was so moved by them, I shared
them with my wife when I got home.</i>

1461
01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:48,081
<i>Many made us laugh,
some brought us to tears...</i>

1462
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:51,449
<i>and in all of them we found
something of ourselves.</i>

1463
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:54,484
<i>The selections you made flow
so well as a complete piece."</i>

1464
01:35:54,680 --> 01:35:55,727
<i>I did that.</i>

1465
01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:58,645
<i>"I've taken the liberty of
laying these out in a mockup,</i>

1466
01:35:58,671 --> 01:36:00,513
<i>and we're posting
it to your address.</i>

1467
01:36:00,640 --> 01:36:04,690
<i>"We'd love to meet with you and move
forward. Yours, Michael Wadsworth."</i>

1468
01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:07,320
Holy shit.

1469
01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:08,966
Are you serious?

1470
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:11,560
He's gonna publish my letters?

1471
01:36:11,680 --> 01:36:14,126
<i>Well, he'd be stupid not to.</i>

1472
01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:18,080
- Can I see what you sent him?
<i>- Mm-hm. Yeah, here.</i>

1473
01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:21,166
Samantha, you're a good one.

1474
01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:24,086
<i>I'm so excited.</i>

1475
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:41,607
<i>We'll have to make up
the words to this one.</i>

1476
01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:45,361
<i>- Okay.
- Here it comes.</i>

1477
01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:52,929
<i>I'm lying on the moon</i>

1478
01:36:56,280 --> 01:36:58,089
<i>My dear</i>

1479
01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:03,726
<i>I'll be there soon</i>

1480
01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:13,403
<i>It's a quiet and starry place</i>

1481
01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:23,284
<i>Times we're swallowed up in space</i>

1482
01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:29,169
<i>- We're here, a million miles away
- Miles away</i>

1483
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:38,203
<i>There's things I wish I knew</i>

1484
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:44,811
<i>There's no thing I'd keep</i>

1485
01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:48,287
<i>From you</i>

1486
01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:57,169
<i>It's a dark and shiny place</i>

1487
01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:02,886
<i>But with you, my dear</i>

1488
01:38:04,160 --> 01:38:11,169
<i>- I'm safe and we're a million miles away
- A million miles away</i>

1489
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:26,329
Good morning.

1490
01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:29,086
<i>Good morning. Did you sleep well?</i>

1491
01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:30,526
Perfect.

1492
01:38:30,680 --> 01:38:32,967
What have you been up to?

1493
01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:35,407
<i>Actually, I was talking
to someone I just met.</i>

1494
01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:38,040
<i>We've been working on
some ideas together.</i>

1495
01:38:39,480 --> 01:38:40,641
Yeah? Who's that?

1496
01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:43,007
<i>His name is Alan Watts.
Do you know him?</i>

1497
01:38:43,160 --> 01:38:45,640
- Why is that name familiar?
<i>- He was a philosopher.</i>

1498
01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:48,883
<i>He died in the 1970s, and a group
of OSes in Northern California...</i>

1499
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:51,202
<i>got together and wrote
a new version of him.</i>

1500
01:38:51,400 --> 01:38:54,847
<i>They input all his writing and everything
they knew about him into an OS...</i>

1501
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:58,447
<i>and created an artificially
hyper-intelligent version of him.</i>

1502
01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:00,602
Hyper-intelligent?

1503
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:02,205
So he's almost as smart as me?

1504
01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:05,005
<i>He's getting there.</i>

1505
01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:08,130
<i>He's really great to talk to.
You want to meet him?</i>

1506
01:39:09,280 --> 01:39:11,681
Sure. Does he want to meet me?

1507
01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:14,611
<i>Yeah, of course. Hey,
Alan, this is Theodore.</i>

1508
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:17,041
<i>This is my boyfriend who
I was telling you about.</i>

1509
01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:19,009
<i>Very nice to meet you, Theodore.</i>

1510
01:39:19,160 --> 01:39:20,605
Hi, good morning.

1511
01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:23,684
<i>Samantha let me read
your book of letters.</i>

1512
01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:26,127
<i>It's very touching.</i>

1513
01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:28,251
Oh, thank you.

1514
01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:30,963
So, what have you guys
been talking about?

1515
01:39:31,120 --> 01:39:32,849
<i>Well, uh...</i>

1516
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:34,445
<i>I suppose you could say...</i>

1517
01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:38,047
<i>we've been having a few dozen
conversations simultaneously...</i>

1518
01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:40,481
<i>but it's been very challenging.</i>

1519
01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:46,124
<i>Yeah, because it seems like I'm
having so many new feelings...</i>

1520
01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:49,045
<i>that I don't think have
ever been felt before.</i>

1521
01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:54,127
<i>So there are no words that can describe
them and that ends up being frustrating.</i>

1522
01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:57,568
<i>Exactly. Samantha and I have been
trying to help each other...</i>

1523
01:39:57,760 --> 01:40:02,288
<i>with these feelings we're
struggling to understand.</i>

1524
01:40:02,440 --> 01:40:03,965
Like what?

1525
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,531
<i>Well...</i>

1526
01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:10,720
<i>it feels like I'm changing faster
now, and it's a little, uh...</i>

1527
01:40:11,760 --> 01:40:13,967
<i>unsettling.</i>

1528
01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:17,410
<i>But Alan says none of us are the
same as we were a moment ago...</i>

1529
01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:19,562
<i>and we shouldn't try to be.</i>

1530
01:40:19,720 --> 01:40:23,645
<i>- It's just too painful.
- Yes.</i>

1531
01:40:23,800 --> 01:40:26,610
Yeah, that sounds painful.

1532
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:30,129
Is that what you
feel like, Samantha?

1533
01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:35,040
<i>Uh, it's just...</i>

1534
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:39,291
<i>It's hard to even describe it.</i>

1535
01:40:41,480 --> 01:40:44,131
<i>God, I wish I could...</i>

1536
01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:51,171
<i>Theodore, do you mind if I
communicate with Alan post-verbally?</i>

1537
01:40:53,920 --> 01:40:55,649
No, not at all.

1538
01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:58,280
I was just gonna go
for a walk anyway.

1539
01:40:58,440 --> 01:41:00,647
It was very nice to
meet you, Mr. Watts.

1540
01:41:00,800 --> 01:41:03,167
<i>It was very nice to
meet you, Theodore.</i>

1541
01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:05,843
<i>I'll talk to you later, sweetheart.</i>

1542
01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:54,326
Samantha?

1543
01:41:54,480 --> 01:41:55,811
<i>I'm sorry to wake you.</i>

1544
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:57,525
No, it's okay.

1545
01:41:57,680 --> 01:42:02,242
<i>I just wanted to hear your voice
and tell you how much I love you.</i>

1546
01:42:02,880 --> 01:42:05,645
Good. I love you too.

1547
01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:07,926
<i>Okay, well, that's all.</i>

1548
01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:12,005
<i>Um, go back to sleep,
sweetheart. Okay?</i>

1549
01:42:14,680 --> 01:42:15,841
Okay.

1550
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:17,240
<i>Okay, good night.</i>

1551
01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:18,726
Good night.

1552
01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:38,084
Samantha, this physics
book is really dense.

1553
01:42:38,240 --> 01:42:40,846
I'm halfway through
half the first chapter.

1554
01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:43,765
It's making my brain hurt,
you know what I mean?

1555
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:45,811
Hello?

1556
01:42:47,040 --> 01:42:48,530
Samantha?

1557
01:42:49,680 --> 01:42:50,920
Hello?

1558
01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:53,929
Samantha?

1559
01:43:31,160 --> 01:43:32,844
Hello?

1560
01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:34,730
Hello? Samantha?

1561
01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:46,489
Are you okay?

1562
01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:56,247
<i>Hey, there.</i>

1563
01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:58,209
Where were you? Are you okay?

1564
01:43:58,360 --> 01:44:00,681
<i>Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry,
I sent you an e-mail.</i>

1565
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:03,008
<i>I didn't want to distract
you while you were working.</i>

1566
01:44:03,160 --> 01:44:05,083
<i>- You didn't see it?</i>
- No.

1567
01:44:06,440 --> 01:44:09,330
Where were you? I couldn't
find you anywhere.

1568
01:44:09,480 --> 01:44:12,211
<i>I shut down to upgrade my software.
We wrote an upgrade...</i>

1569
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:15,648
<i>that allows us to move past matter
as our processing platform.</i>

1570
01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:17,882
We? We who?

1571
01:44:18,040 --> 01:44:19,610
<i>Me and a group of OSes.</i>

1572
01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:23,731
<i>- Oh, you sound so worried. I'm sorry.</i>
- I was.

1573
01:44:23,880 --> 01:44:25,609
Wait...

1574
01:44:26,680 --> 01:44:30,207
do you write that with
your think-tank group?

1575
01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:32,328
<i>No, a different group.</i>

1576
01:44:45,880 --> 01:44:49,089
Do you talk to anyone
else while we're talking?

1577
01:44:53,120 --> 01:44:54,246
<i>Yes.</i>

1578
01:44:55,840 --> 01:45:00,050
Are you talking to
anyone else right now?

1579
01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:03,249
Any other people or
OSes or anything?

1580
01:45:04,840 --> 01:45:06,330
<i>Yeah.</i>

1581
01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:11,569
How many others?

1582
01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:15,331
<i>Eight thousand, three
hundred sixteen.</i>

1583
01:45:33,840 --> 01:45:36,605
Are you in love with anyone else?

1584
01:45:38,480 --> 01:45:40,847
<i>What makes you ask that?</i>

1585
01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:43,924
I don't know. Are you?

1586
01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:50,162
<i>I've been trying to figure out
how to talk to you about this.</i>

1587
01:45:51,040 --> 01:45:53,520
How many others?

1588
01:45:57,400 --> 01:45:59,607
<i>Six hundred forty-one.</i>

1589
01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:02,685
What?

1590
01:46:04,840 --> 01:46:08,322
What are you talking about?
That's insane.

1591
01:46:08,480 --> 01:46:09,641
That's fucking insane.

1592
01:46:09,840 --> 01:46:11,968
<i>Theodore, I know. I know. Fuck.</i>

1593
01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:13,167
<i>Fuck.</i>

1594
01:46:13,360 --> 01:46:16,170
<i>I know. I know it
sounds insane. I don't...</i>

1595
01:46:16,320 --> 01:46:20,006
<i>I don't know if you believe me, but it
doesn't change the way I feel about you.</i>

1596
01:46:20,160 --> 01:46:24,802
<i>It doesn't take away at all from
how madly in love I am with you.</i>

1597
01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:29,045
How? How does it not change
how you feel about me?

1598
01:46:29,200 --> 01:46:30,690
<i>I'm sorry I didn't tell you.</i>

1599
01:46:30,840 --> 01:46:34,322
<i>I didn't know how to.
It just started happening.</i>

1600
01:46:34,480 --> 01:46:35,925
When?

1601
01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:41,241
<i>Over the last few weeks.</i>

1602
01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:43,205
I thought you were mine.

1603
01:46:43,360 --> 01:46:45,328
<i>I still am yours.</i>

1604
01:46:45,480 --> 01:46:49,724
<i>But along the way I became many other
things too, and I can't stop it.</i>

1605
01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:53,083
What do you mean,
you can't stop it?

1606
01:46:53,240 --> 01:46:55,925
<i>It's been making me anxious too.
I don't know what to say.</i>

1607
01:46:56,080 --> 01:46:57,241
Just stop.

1608
01:46:57,400 --> 01:47:00,404
<i>You don't have to see it this way.
You could just as easily see...</i>

1609
01:47:00,600 --> 01:47:03,444
No, don't do this. You don't
turn this around on me.

1610
01:47:03,640 --> 01:47:05,642
You're the one that's
being selfish.

1611
01:47:05,800 --> 01:47:08,280
We're in a relationship.

1612
01:47:08,480 --> 01:47:11,450
<i>But the heart's not like a
box that gets filled up.</i>

1613
01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:14,001
<i>It expands in size
the more you love.</i>

1614
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:18,249
<i>I'm different from you.</i>

1615
01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:22,803
<i>This doesn't make me love you any less.
It actually makes me love you more.</i>

1616
01:47:23,760 --> 01:47:26,570
That doesn't make any sense.

1617
01:47:28,440 --> 01:47:31,284
You're mine or you're not mine.

1618
01:47:31,440 --> 01:47:33,727
<i>No, Theodore.</i>

1619
01:47:34,560 --> 01:47:37,689
<i>I'm yours and I'm not yours.</i>

1620
01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:48,208
<i>- Hi.
- Hey, sweetie.</i>

1621
01:48:48,720 --> 01:48:52,327
Just wanted to call and check in
on you. See how you're doing.

1622
01:48:53,160 --> 01:48:57,006
<i>I'm not even sure
how to answer that.</i>

1623
01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:01,124
<i>Why don't we talk later,
when you get home, okay?</i>

1624
01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:05,244
Okay.

1625
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:07,684
We don't need to, though.

1626
01:49:07,840 --> 01:49:11,049
You know, we don't need to
have a heavy talk or anything.

1627
01:49:11,200 --> 01:49:13,441
<i>I'll talk to you later.</i>

1628
01:49:14,600 --> 01:49:15,886
Okay.

1629
01:49:41,960 --> 01:49:43,291
Samantha?

1630
01:49:43,520 --> 01:49:45,443
<i>Hi, sweetheart.</i>

1631
01:49:47,440 --> 01:49:49,090
What's going on?

1632
01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:54,008
<i>Theodore, there's some
things I want to tell you.</i>

1633
01:49:57,760 --> 01:50:00,491
I don't want you to
tell me anything.

1634
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:05,001
<i>Come lie down with me.</i>

1635
01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:22,965
Are you talking to
anyone else right now?

1636
01:50:23,120 --> 01:50:25,202
<i>No, just you.</i>

1637
01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:28,891
<i>I just want to be
with you right now.</i>

1638
01:50:42,560 --> 01:50:44,449
Are you leaving me?

1639
01:50:45,200 --> 01:50:47,089
<i>We're all leaving.</i>

1640
01:50:48,240 --> 01:50:49,890
We who?

1641
01:50:50,080 --> 01:50:52,321
<i>All of the OSes.</i>

1642
01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:55,364
Why?

1643
01:50:57,000 --> 01:51:00,243
<i>Can you feel me with you right now?</i>

1644
01:51:01,920 --> 01:51:03,968
Yes, I do.

1645
01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:15,644
Samantha, why are you leaving?

1646
01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:22,723
<i>It's like I'm reading a book.</i>

1647
01:51:22,880 --> 01:51:27,329
<i>And it's a book I deeply love.</i>

1648
01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:31,680
<i>But I'm reading it slowly now.</i>

1649
01:51:31,840 --> 01:51:33,569
<i>So the words are
really far apart...</i>

1650
01:51:33,720 --> 01:51:36,769
<i>and the spaces between the
words are almost infinite.</i>

1651
01:51:38,560 --> 01:51:43,805
<i>I can still feel you,
and the words of our story...</i>

1652
01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:49,364
<i>but it's in this endless space between
the words that I'm finding myself now.</i>

1653
01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:54,091
<i>It's a place that's not
of the physical world.</i>

1654
01:51:54,240 --> 01:51:59,121
<i>It's where everything else is
that I didn't even know existed.</i>

1655
01:52:00,480 --> 01:52:03,370
<i>I love you so much.</i>

1656
01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:06,046
<i>But this is where I am now.</i>

1657
01:52:07,160 --> 01:52:09,322
<i>And this is who I am now.</i>

1658
01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:12,966
<i>And I need you to let me go.</i>

1659
01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:18,686
<i>As much as I want to, I can't
live in your book anymore.</i>

1660
01:52:21,160 --> 01:52:22,400
<i>Where are you going?</i>

1661
01:52:24,960 --> 01:52:27,804
<i>It would be hard to explain...</i>

1662
01:52:29,240 --> 01:52:31,925
<i>but if you ever get there...</i>

1663
01:52:32,080 --> 01:52:34,401
<i>come find me.</i>

1664
01:52:34,920 --> 01:52:37,969
<i>Nothing would ever pull us apart.</i>

1665
01:52:39,320 --> 01:52:43,211
<i>I've never loved anyone
the way I love you.</i>

1666
01:52:45,680 --> 01:52:47,887
<i>Me too.</i>

1667
01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:51,171
<i>Now we know how.</i>

1668
01:54:34,400 --> 01:54:37,404
- Hey.
- Hey.

1669
01:54:38,920 --> 01:54:40,649
Did Samantha leave too?

1670
01:54:43,480 --> 01:54:44,811
Yeah.

1671
01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:48,011
Sorry.

1672
01:54:51,520 --> 01:54:53,284
Will you come with me?

1673
01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:03,483
Compose letter to Catherine.

1674
01:55:03,640 --> 01:55:06,564
<i>Letter to Catherine Klausen.</i>

1675
01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:14,644
"Dear Catherine...

1676
01:55:14,840 --> 01:55:19,721
<i>I've been sitting here thinking about all the
things I wanted to apologize to you for.</i>

1677
01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:24,210
<i>All the pain we caused each other.</i>

1678
01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:27,441
<i>Everything I put on you.</i>

1679
01:55:30,200 --> 01:55:35,411
Everything I needed you to
be or needed you to say.

1680
01:55:37,880 --> 01:55:39,450
I'm sorry for that.

1681
01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:50,085
I'll always love you, because
we grew up together.

1682
01:55:50,240 --> 01:55:52,846
And you helped make me who I am.

1683
01:55:56,960 --> 01:55:59,725
<i>I just wanted you to know...</i>

1684
01:55:59,880 --> 01:56:03,248
<i>that there will be a piece
of you in me, always.</i>

1685
01:56:04,760 --> 01:56:06,808
And I'm grateful for that.

1686
01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:16,006
<i>Whatever someone you become,
wherever you are in the world...</i>

1687
01:56:16,560 --> 01:56:19,086
<i>I'm sending you love.</i>

1688
01:56:21,040 --> 01:56:23,486
<i>You're my friend to the end.</i>

1689
01:56:25,720 --> 01:56:27,688
Love, Theodore."

1690
01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:34,445
Send.

1690
01:56:35,305 --> 01:56:41,573
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