1 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,859 Inside a snowflake, 2 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,111 like the one on your sleeve, 3 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:14,323 there happened a story you must see to believe. 4 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:34,761 Way up in the mountains, in the high range of Pontoos, 5 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,096 lay the small town of Whoville, 6 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,141 the home of the Whos! 7 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,315 Ask any Who, and they'll have this to say... 8 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:51,527 There is no place like Whoville around Christmas Day. 9 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:55,323 Every window was flocked, every lamppost was dressed, 10 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:59,744 and the Whoville Band marched in their Christmas-y best. 11 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,460 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 12 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,476 Arbor Day was fine, and Easter was pleasant, 13 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,896 and every Saint Fizzin's Day they ate a Fizz pheasant, 14 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,858 but every Who knew, from their 12 toes to their snout, 15 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,152 they loved Christmas the most, 16 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:35,363 without a single Who doubt. 17 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,328 Farfingle's welcomes you! Thank you. 18 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:45,915 Merry Christmas! Thank you for shopping Farfingle's! 19 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,876 We got a snoozlephone for your brother Drew, 20 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,587 and a snoozlephone for your brother Stu, 21 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,132 a muncle for your uncle, a fant for your aunt, 22 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,677 and a fandpa for your Cousin Leon. 23 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,221 So, we just need... Cindy? 24 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,597 Sale on aisle three! 25 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,683 Cindy Lou! Cin... Oh. Merry Christmas! 26 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,518 Oh, hello, Myrna. Merry Christmas, Fred. 27 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,312 Excuse me one minute. Cindy Lou? Honey? 28 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,356 Dad? Yeah? 29 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,650 Doesn't this seem like a bit much? 30 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:16,529 This is what Christmas is all about! Can't you feel it? 31 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,072 Merry Christmas! 32 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,658 Thank you for shopping Farf... Wait a second! 33 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:23,119 Don't forget your change! Another minute closer to Christmas! 34 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:30,167 For the next five minutes only, 99% off! 35 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:47,476 Yes, every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, 36 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:51,772 but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, 37 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,983 did not. 38 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,697 Hi, girls. All the good mistletoe's at the top. 39 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,908 Hey, girls! I'll race you! 40 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:06,829 Not if I race you first. Last one to the top's a stinky old Grinch! 41 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,583 You guys, where are we? 42 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:15,171 I think we should go back. What? You're scared of the Grinch! 43 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:19,342 No! They say he lives up here in a big cave. 44 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:22,511 And he only comes down when he's hungry for the taste of 45 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,263 Who flesh! Oh, Drew! 46 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:27,558 Guys! You're scared of the Grinch! 47 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,435 You're scared of the Grinch! 48 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,729 Are too! 49 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,439 Am not! Are too! 50 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,318 Wait for me! 51 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,623 Can we touch it? Touch the door? 52 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,541 Do it for me, Stu. 53 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,299 Drew? 54 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,659 Well done, Max! 55 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:30,121 Serves them right, those yuletide-loving 56 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:33,749 sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! 57 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:39,880 I really don't like 'em. No, I don't. 58 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,301 Max! 59 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,431 Get my cloak! 60 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:52,810 I've been much too tolerant of these "Who-venile" delinquents 61 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,563 and their innocent, victimless pranks. 62 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,400 So, they wanna get to know me, do they? 63 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,612 They want to spend a little quality time with the Grinch. 64 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:09,035 I guess I could use a little social interaction. 65 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,046 Merry Christmas! 66 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:23,632 Oh, yeah, you bet. Ho, ho, ho, and stuff. 67 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:30,514 Oh, my. Someone has vandalized that vehicle. 68 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,809 You see, Max? The city is a dangerous place. 69 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,645 The Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. 70 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,897 Top of the day, flatfoot. 71 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:41,358 Now, please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. 72 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,902 Hey, kids. Here's a present for ya. 73 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:46,405 Be sure to run real fast with it, now. Come on. Double time. Let's go. Move. 74 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,200 It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right, 75 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:52,828 or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. 76 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,747 But I think that the most likely reason of all... 77 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:55,873 Merry Christmas! Idiot. 78 00:06:55,957 --> 00:07:00,044 ...may have been that his heart was two sizes too small. 79 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:03,839 Hey, stranger, won't let you go till you buy a chapeau! 80 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:15,476 The streets are filled with Christmas cheer 81 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,145 Boy, nothing beats Christmas, right? 82 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:19,814 I guess. 83 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,775 You guess? Well, it's just 84 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:26,862 I look around at you and Mom and everyone getting all kerbobbled. 85 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,907 Doesn't this seem superfluous? 86 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:33,828 Lou! Lou! 87 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:39,250 What happened to you? It was too Grinch! 88 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,924 Grinch? What do you want? I mean... 89 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,926 Grinch? Oh, no! 90 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:53,013 Did someone just say, "Grinch"? 91 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,975 Hello, Mayor May Who, sir. 92 00:07:58,812 --> 00:07:59,895 Lou? 93 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,819 I don't need to remind you that this Christmas marks 94 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,655 the one thousandth Whobilation. 95 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:14,660 Whoville's most important celebration! And The Book of Who says, 96 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,245 very clearly, 97 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,665 "Every size of Who we can measure 98 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:23,711 "knows that Whobilation is a time we must treasure!" 99 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,922 Now, Lou, please tell me that your boys 100 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,175 were not up on Mount Crumpit 101 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:33,095 provoking the one creature within a billion bilometers of here 102 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,848 who hates Christmas! But it was the Grinch! 103 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,561 No, no, no, no sir, the boys didn't see any Grinch. 104 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,024 They just... I think they were up on the mountain 105 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,693 playing with matches, or defacing public property, or... 106 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,111 Oh, well. 107 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,405 That's a relief. 108 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:56,452 All right, you heard the man, there's no Grinch problem here. 109 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,212 Lou, I need it there by tomorrow. 110 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,880 Heckuvarush. 111 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,424 Merry Christmas, Mo. Next in line. 112 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,680 But, Dad. I just don't understand something. 113 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,642 Why won't anyone talk about the Grinch? 114 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,144 You kids and the Grinch! 115 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:26,649 You see, Cindy, the Grinch is a Who who always... 116 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,653 Actually, not a Who, he's more of a... 117 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,822 A what? Exactly, honey. 118 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:37,409 And he's a What who doesn't like Christmas. 119 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,912 Take a look at his mailbox, sweetie. 120 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,958 Not a single Christmas card, in or out, ever! 121 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:48,254 But why? Lou, where's my mail? Lou! 122 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:52,591 Got the wrong mail here. Lou! I got the wrong mail! 123 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:57,137 - I'll be right there. - Lou, we got a problem! 124 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,640 All right, we'll straighten this out. 125 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,813 It'll take them years to sort this out. 126 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:09,525 This is his and now it's yours, and this hers and now it's his! 127 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,530 And for the rest of you... 128 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,033 Jury duty! Jury duty! Jury duty! 129 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,953 Blackmail. Pink slip. Chain letter. Eviction notice. 130 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,871 Jury duty... 131 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:31,463 Would you mind helping me take this to the back room, honey? 132 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:34,633 But be careful of the sorting machine, right? 133 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,884 Yeah. 134 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,419 Whew. 135 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,464 Gesundheit. Oh. 136 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,974 You're the... 137 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,769 The... The Grinch! 138 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,107 Well, that worked out nicely. Help! 139 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:33,901 Help! 140 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:46,121 - Help me! Somebody! - Max, let's go. 141 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,875 Our work here is finished. Sheesh! 142 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,253 Help me! Please help! 143 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,255 That is not a chew toy! 144 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,592 Stop it, Max! Get that out of your mouth! 145 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,677 You have no idea where it's been! 146 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,517 Help! 147 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:12,898 Bleeding hearts of the world, unite! 148 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,569 There! 149 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,908 There! Give me that! 150 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,328 Don't you know you're not supposed to take things that don't belong to you? 151 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,872 What's the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal? 152 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,253 Let's go. Thanks for saving me! 153 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,970 Saving you? 154 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,515 Is that what you think I was doing? 155 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,602 Wrong-o. 156 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:57,025 I merely noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear. 157 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,446 Drat! Hold still! 158 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,990 Max, pick out a bow. 159 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,535 Can I use your finger for a second? 160 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,662 Hello! Hello! 161 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,710 Cindy? Dad! 162 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,546 Daddy! 163 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,007 Daddy! 164 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,302 What the hey... Honey. 165 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,721 Cindy! 166 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,973 Dad! It was amazing! 167 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:31,101 You've been practicing your Christmas wrapping! 168 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:35,564 Honey, I am so proud of you. Oh, well... 169 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,232 Now, that's holiday. 170 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,360 Sweet little Cindy didn't know what to do. 171 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,989 In her head bum-tumbled a conflict or two. 172 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,409 "If the Grinch was so bad, then why did he save me?" 173 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,161 Maybe he wasn't so bad. 174 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,329 Come on, let's go home. 175 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,372 Maybe. Just maybe. 176 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,126 I've got the Christmas tree I've got the melody 177 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,838 No lights on in the house. Your mom must be shoppin'. 178 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,840 Oh, good, I'm so glad you're home. 179 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:05,511 Oh, I can feel it, Lou. This is the year. 180 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:10,682 When everybody asks who has the most spectacular lights in Greater Whoville, 181 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,187 they're gonna cry out, "Mrs. Betty Lou Who!" 182 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,357 Isn't this the chandelier from the dining room? 183 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,526 It's all for the cause, dear. 184 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,985 Oh, and Cindy? Oh. Yeah. 185 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,820 Could you be Mommy's Little Helper, 186 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,823 and unscrew the bulb there from the refrigerator? 187 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,743 'Cause somehow I missed that one. Go on. 188 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:39,294 Every year Martha May Whovier has the best lights. 189 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,673 Well, not this year. This year, 190 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,135 I'm gonna beat that prim, perfect little prissy... 191 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,428 Betty! 192 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,974 Hi! Martha! 193 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:56,853 My, I've never seen so many beautiful Christmas lights, Betty Lou! 194 00:14:56,938 --> 00:15:00,899 Well, I'd blow every fuse if I tried to keep up with you, Martha May! 195 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:05,487 Isn't this antique darling? It's handcrafted. 196 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,614 And almost 100 years old. 197 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,659 Jeez. I'm really impressed! 198 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,453 This, however, is new. 199 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,467 Whoa up! Hey! Betty, Betty! Sweetie! 200 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,527 Well, good night, Betty. 201 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,532 Oh! I got it! 202 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,534 Honey, honey. I've got it. I got it. I go... 203 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,785 Hello? 204 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,664 Is my sub-zero chillibrator running? 205 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,251 I suppose. Well, you better go catch it! 206 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,094 That's a good one! 207 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,679 That is rich. 208 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,392 Let's go home. 209 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,233 Fleas before beauty. Thank you. 210 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,198 Come on, hurry up. Slowpoke. 211 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:48,590 Yes! Got to be a better way! 212 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,781 A car would have paid for itself by now! 213 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,452 Oh, goody. Another load coming down. 214 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,792 What's that stench? 215 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,211 It's fantastic! 216 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,173 Max! Grab a bag. 217 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,301 We'll come back for the rest. 218 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,221 Of course, when I say "we," I mean "you." 219 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,850 It's amazing what these Whos can throw away. 220 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,396 Oh, well. One man's toxic sludge 221 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,356 is another man's potpourri. 222 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,817 I don't know. It's some kind of soap. 223 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:05,125 Where are you, Christmas 224 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,962 Why can't I find you 225 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:14,551 Why have you gone away 226 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:21,349 My world is changing 227 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:25,520 I'm rearranging 228 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,815 Does that mean Christmas 229 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:34,321 Changes too 230 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:45,248 Where are you, Christmas 231 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,044 Do you remember 232 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:54,674 The girl you used to know 233 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,136 You and I 234 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:01,348 Were so carefree 235 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,935 Now, nothing's easy 236 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,855 Did Christmas change 237 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:12,692 Or just 238 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,906 Me 239 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,186 Sweet! 240 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,741 Be it ever so heinous 241 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,954 There's no place like home 242 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,961 First floor, factory rejects. 243 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,798 Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max! 244 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,176 But, we did our worst. And that's all that matters. 245 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:23,930 At least I scared the bejeebles out of that little girl at the post office. 246 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,266 She'll be scarred for life, if we're lucky. 247 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,327 Funny she didn't rat on us, though. 248 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,579 Must be afraid of reprisals. 249 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,595 Yes! Down a size and a half! 250 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,557 And this time, I'll keep it off. 251 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,395 Get the stick, Max. Get the stick! 252 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,068 There's no stick! 253 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,736 I'm smarter. 254 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,161 Any calls? 255 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,998 You have no messages. 256 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,377 Odd. Better check the outgoing. 257 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,756 If you utter so much as one syllable 258 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,426 I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! 259 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,304 If you'd like to fax me, press the star key. 260 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,225 Oh, well. 261 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,524 That's more like it. 262 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,713 Excellent year. 263 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,173 I'll tell you, Max, 264 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:25,093 I don't know why I ever leave this place. 265 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:28,847 I've got all the company I need right here. 266 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,268 Hello! Hello! 267 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,147 How are you? How are you? 268 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,608 I asked you first! I asked you first! 269 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:45,280 Oh, that's really mature, saying exactly what I say! 270 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:48,825 ...mature... Mature... Exactly what I say 271 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,288 I'm an idiot! You're an idiot! 272 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:59,711 All right, fine. I'm not talking to you anymore. 273 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,671 In fact, I'm going to whisper, 274 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:04,758 so that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls 275 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,384 and gets back to me, 276 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:09,054 I won't be able to hear it! 277 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,098 You're an idiot! 278 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,946 Am I just eating because I'm bored? 279 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,750 Who could that be? 280 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:43,630 Hello, little girl. Are you here to read to us? 281 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:48,218 No. I hear you know some things about the Grinch. 282 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:51,846 Cindy Lou had some questions in her curious heart. 283 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:55,975 Why did the Grinch hate Christmas? Where did it all start? 284 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,312 With her dad's blabbacorder, she wouldn't give an inch. 285 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:04,025 In your own words, please tell me everything you know about the Grinch. 286 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,570 Where did he come from? Oh, well. 287 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,198 He came the way all Who babies come. 288 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:15,286 On calm nights, baby Who girls 289 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:17,622 and tiny Who fellas 290 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:22,627 drift from the sky in their own pumbersellas. 291 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:31,803 Hey, honey! 292 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,471 Our baby's here! 293 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,309 He looks just like your boss. 294 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,063 Oh! So that's how it works. 295 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:47,902 It was Christmas Eve, and a strange wind blew that night. 296 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:17,765 We were having our annual holiday get-together. 297 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:44,584 It was morning before anybody realized that he was out there! 298 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:47,670 The poor dear! But, you know what? 299 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,131 We knew right away that he was special. 300 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,927 Christmas time is here again 301 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:58,181 Oh. Do you want a Christmas cookie? 302 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,309 Yes, which Christmas cookie would you like? 303 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,477 Santa. 304 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,230 Oh! His first words! 305 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,149 Yes, that is a Santa plate. 306 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,818 Do you want to hold this Santa plate? 307 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,994 Santa, bye-bye! 308 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:26,209 Oh, he was a wonderful... 309 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:28,503 Whatever he was. 310 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,382 And we raised him like any other Who child 311 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:35,134 with a deep love of Christmas. 312 00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:41,849 Don't forget, tomorrow's our big Christmas gift exchange. 313 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:45,395 Everyone bring a special gift for a special someone. 314 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,190 The... Grinch... 315 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,403 He had no sense of color coordination. 316 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:58,199 Although I hardly remember him. I didn't have time to socialize. 317 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:02,078 I was far too busy with my studies. 318 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,707 Now, class, is everyone almost finished? 319 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:11,337 And if the truth be told, he liked Martha. 320 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,174 Martha was my girlfriend. 321 00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,971 I don't like discussing this Grinch 322 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,140 so very close to Christmas, but 323 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:25,143 maybe if you hear the truth, you'll understand why... 324 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,145 Put your back into it! 325 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:31,024 I tried to take him under my wing. 326 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,525 You don't have a chance with her. 327 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,570 You're eight years old and you have a beard! 328 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,367 He had hair. Not pleasant. 329 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:45,913 He shed. Not right. 330 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:52,253 You know, Christmas is my favorite time of year. 331 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:54,422 I just love the colors. 332 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:58,134 Red. And green. 333 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,265 Did I have a crush on the Grinch? 334 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,018 Well, of course not. 335 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:11,230 I didn't ask you that. Oh. Right. 336 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,526 For some reason, when he came home that day, 337 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:18,863 he really got into the Christmas spirit for the first time. 338 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,031 Baby, picture you and me 339 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,199 Perfect! 340 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,410 Hangin' 'round a Christmas tree 341 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:25,620 Whoopsy. 342 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,289 Colored lights and an angel up above 343 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,417 Christmas of love 344 00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,629 What a lovely family heirloom! 345 00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:35,838 Gather everyone 346 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,048 And they're gonna come 347 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:40,385 Have a lot of fun at Christmas time 348 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:43,679 Now it's on the way Everybody say 349 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:46,224 We're gonna have a Christmas of love 350 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,476 The fires of love! 351 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,895 Baby, make a little wish 352 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,606 This will be perfect on the top of her tree. 353 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:56,567 Oh, Martha! Oh, Christmas! 354 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:59,112 Everything you been dreaming of 355 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:02,907 Christmas of love Love, love, love 356 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:06,160 I want you all to look your best tomorrow. 357 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,163 You don't have a chance with her. 358 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:12,208 You're eight years old and you have a beard! 359 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:29,392 Has everyone given their gifts? 360 00:29:30,561 --> 00:29:32,687 - I haven't. - What? 361 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,654 Merry Christmas, Martha May. 362 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,575 Why do you have a bag on your head? 363 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:50,037 Probably because he's embarrassed by that hideoderous gift. 364 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:53,416 Mr. Grinch, 365 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,835 please take the bag off. 366 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,797 Yes, you take it off. 367 00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:06,679 Put the book down. 368 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,894 And your foot. 369 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,482 Look at that hack job! 370 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,786 Stupid present! 371 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:32,914 Stupid tree! 372 00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:36,417 I hate Christmas! 373 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:39,045 The anger. The fury! 374 00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:41,005 The muscles! 375 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,227 It was a horrible day, 376 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,563 when they were so cruel to him. 377 00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:58,856 And... 378 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,360 I could hardly bear it. 379 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:21,128 I hate Christmas! I hate it! 380 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:25,216 And that was the last time we ever saw him. 381 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,971 The very last time. 382 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,942 So, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, 383 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:29,947 he stood outside his cave, hating the Whos. 384 00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:32,325 Alphabetically. 385 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,954 Aadvarkian Abakenezer Who, 386 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:40,374 I hate you! 387 00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:48,716 Aaron B. Benson Who, I hate you. 388 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,510 Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. 389 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,054 Double hate. 390 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:57,058 Loathe entirely! 391 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,399 Nutcrackers? 392 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:09,403 It's their Whobilation. 393 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,198 He snarled with a sneer. 394 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:16,911 Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here. 395 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,330 Max! 396 00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:22,291 Fetch me my sedative. 397 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,879 Now to take care of those pesky memories. 398 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:32,218 Whobilation, plentiful With candy canes and pies 399 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:35,221 I can't wait to get there To eat some google fries 400 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:37,390 Whobilation, Whobilation 401 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:38,516 Dad? Yeah. 402 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,851 I've been thinking about the Whobilation. 403 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,687 And I may do something drastic. 404 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,814 That's fine, dear. Ask your mother. 405 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,441 - Where'd she go? - Honey! 406 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,276 Honey. Hi! 407 00:33:50,404 --> 00:33:53,656 Look, I just found the cutest light for my Christmas display. 408 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,827 Hurry up, we're gonna be late. Come on. 409 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:18,889 And now, the nominations... 410 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,809 for that Who among us who best typifies 411 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:25,312 the qualities of Who-dom and Who-dery 412 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,817 the Whoville Holiday Cheermeister! 413 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,995 Do I hear a nomination? 414 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,621 I nominate the Grinch! 415 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,417 - The Grinch? - The Grinch? 416 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:47,710 The Grinch? 417 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,464 My, my, my. 418 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:55,092 What an altruistic daughter you have there, Lou! 419 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:57,386 Thank you. 420 00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:00,389 Cindy? 421 00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:05,811 Let me quote a verse 422 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,230 from The Book of Who. 423 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,357 Thank you. 424 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,359 "The term 'Grinchy' shall apply 425 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,613 "when Christmas spirit is in short supply." 426 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:19,116 Now, I ask you, does that sound like our Holiday Cheermeister? 427 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:23,621 True, Mr. May Who. But The Book of Who says this too, 428 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:26,290 "No matter how different a Who may appear, 429 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,502 "he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer." 430 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,341 Whoa. Yes, well, the Book also says, the... 431 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:39,970 "The award cannot go to the Grinch, because 432 00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:43,933 "sometimes things get the lead pipe cinch." 433 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:46,560 You made that up! It doesn't say that. 434 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,979 No, no, no, no, it does. 435 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,524 What page? 436 00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:55,569 Lost my... 437 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,780 My place, but it's... 438 00:35:58,031 --> 00:36:00,866 It's in here! But the Book does say 439 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:05,079 "The Cheermeister is the one who deserves a back slap or a toast. 440 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,541 "And it goes to the soul at Christmas who needs it most." 441 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:11,293 And I believe that soul is the Grinch. 442 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:15,089 And if you're the Whos I hope you are, 443 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:16,799 you will too. 444 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,093 She's right! 445 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:25,474 Fine. Fine. 446 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:29,687 You people want to waste a perfectly good nomination, 447 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,313 why, it's up to you. 448 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:33,941 But I am telling you, 449 00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:37,611 the Grinch will never come down. 450 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,656 And when he doesn't, the Mayor will wear the crown. 451 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,284 Well, more or less. 452 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:46,620 Deck your heart with jollity 453 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:49,123 Style your smile all Christmas-y 454 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:52,251 Flick some flocking on the tree 455 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,087 Let there be Whobilation 456 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,923 Bake the fruitcake Egg the nog 457 00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,718 Feed the flaming Who-ltide log 458 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:03,637 Baste the beast and gulp the grog 459 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:06,557 Let there be Whobilation 460 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,101 Tick, tock, tick tock Tick, tock, tick, tock 461 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:12,104 Counting down the Christmas clock 462 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,773 Old, young, big, small 463 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:24,742 Blast this Christmas music. 464 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:28,162 It's joyful and triumphant. 465 00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:31,665 Must drown them out! 466 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,384 Not working! 467 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,932 The whipperwinds whipped high above the Who town, 468 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:51,727 a trip or a slip, you'd slide all the way down. 469 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:55,564 But this girl had a mission. She knew what to do. 470 00:37:55,649 --> 00:37:57,566 She'd invite the Grinch herself, 471 00:37:57,859 --> 00:38:00,027 that brave Cindy Lou. 472 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:11,538 Play, monkey! Play! 473 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,886 Ow-y! 474 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:30,391 Mr. Grinch? 475 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,229 Mr. Grinch! 476 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,485 Hello? 477 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,179 Excuse me. 478 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:28,532 Hello, little girl. 479 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,827 How dare you enter 480 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,413 the Grinch's lair? 481 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:37,541 The impudence! The audacity! 482 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,335 The unmitigated gall! 483 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:44,631 You called down the thunder, now, get ready 484 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,717 for the boom! 485 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:50,804 Gaze into the face of fear! 486 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:54,683 Mr. Grinch, 487 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:57,603 my name is Cindy Lou Who. 488 00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:01,273 You see, even now the terror 489 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,817 is welling up inside you. 490 00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,070 I'm not scared. 491 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:10,407 Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil. 492 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,244 I don't think so. 493 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:16,330 Doubt? 494 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:20,334 Another unmistakable sign of the heebie-jeebies! 495 00:40:21,002 --> 00:40:24,505 Now, you're doomed! 496 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:34,181 Run for your life, 497 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,559 before I kill again! 498 00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:41,355 I'm a psycho! 499 00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:47,069 Danger! Danger! 500 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:58,372 Maybe you need a timeout. 501 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:08,382 Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television. 502 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,970 What do you want? Mr. Grinch, 503 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:17,891 I came to invite you to be Holiday Cheermeister. 504 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,062 "Holiday Whoobie-what-y?" 505 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:24,189 Cheermeister. 506 00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:26,400 "Cheermeister... Celebrate with friends." 507 00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:32,739 That's a good one. 508 00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:35,284 I know you hate Christmas, 509 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,120 but what if it's all just a misunderstanding? Don't care. 510 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:41,415 I mean, I myself am having some Yuletide doubts. 511 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,459 But maybe if you can reunite with the Whos 512 00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:46,753 and be a part of Christmas... 513 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:51,925 Grow up! Then maybe it'll be all right for me, too! 514 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,594 I'm sorry, your session is over. 515 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:56,680 Please make another appointment with the receptionist on the way out. 516 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:59,766 Please, please. You have to accept the award. 517 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:05,856 Award? 518 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:11,945 You never mentioned an award. 519 00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:14,573 Yeah, with a trophy and everything! 520 00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:16,533 And I won? You won! 521 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:20,329 That means there were losers. I guess. 522 00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:24,791 So, if you come... A town full of losers! 523 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,752 I like it. 524 00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:30,297 Was anyone emotionally shattered? 525 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:32,841 Come on, a minute ago I couldn't shut you up! 526 00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:34,426 Details, details! 527 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:36,887 Well, the Mayor wasn't happy. 528 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,140 Oh! No. 529 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,101 Martha May will be there. 530 00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:46,104 Oh, she will? 531 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:50,359 And she'll see me. A winner. 532 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,820 She'll be on me like fleegle flies 533 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,739 on a flat-faced floogle horse. 534 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:58,492 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, Martha baby. 535 00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:00,911 But the "G" train has left the station. 536 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,704 So, will you come? 537 00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:05,082 Oh, all right. 538 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,460 I don't know if it's that adorable twinkle in your eye, 539 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,462 or that nonconformist streak 540 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:14,007 the reminds me of a younger, less hairy me. 541 00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:16,301 But you've convinced me. 542 00:43:16,386 --> 00:43:17,427 Who knows? 543 00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:21,765 This Whobilation could change my entire outlook on life! 544 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:23,725 Really? No. 545 00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,722 There you are. Honey. You can make snow angels later. 546 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,599 We can't be late for the Whobilation! 547 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:11,315 The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. 548 00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:13,191 On such short notice. 549 00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:16,862 Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! 550 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:21,700 "4:00, wallow in self-pity. 551 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,037 "4:30, stare into the abyss. 552 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,998 "5:00, solve world hunger, 553 00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:29,666 "tell no one. 554 00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:31,960 "5:30, Jazzercise. 555 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:35,505 "6:30, dinner with me." I can't cancel that again. 556 00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:38,925 "7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing" 557 00:44:39,302 --> 00:44:40,635 I'm booked! 558 00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:42,387 Of course, if I bumped the loathing to 9:00, 559 00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:45,098 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, 560 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,434 and slip slowly into madness. 561 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,479 But what would I wear? 562 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,751 It's not a dress, it's a kilt! 563 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:15,670 Sicko! 564 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:21,385 Stupid. Ugly. Out of date! 565 00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:24,554 This is ridiculous. 566 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:28,141 If I can't find something nice to wear, I'm not going. 567 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,786 That's it, I'm not going. 568 00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:05,137 Well, it's time for our Holiday Cheermeister of the Year Award! 569 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:14,646 Congratulations, Mr. Grinch! 570 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:18,900 He isn't here. 571 00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:20,527 What? 572 00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:24,531 He didn't show? Oh. 573 00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:27,159 Who could have predicted this? 574 00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:30,704 All right. I'll swing by for a minute, 575 00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:34,833 allow them to envy me, grab a handful of popcorn shrimp, and blow out of there. 576 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:39,629 But what if it's a cruel prank? What if it's a cash bar? 577 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:43,592 How dare they? All right, I'll go. 578 00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:47,679 But I'll be fashionably late. No. Yes. No. Yes. No! 579 00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:49,097 Yes! 580 00:46:50,892 --> 00:46:52,434 Definitely not! 581 00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:55,228 All right. I've made my decision. 582 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:57,898 I'm going, and that's that. 583 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:01,443 Had my fingers crossed. 584 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:07,491 Maybe I should flip a coin! 585 00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:19,586 Well, I guess the award goes to the runner-up. 586 00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:23,006 That's right. 587 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:26,259 A man for whom Christmas comes, not once a year, 588 00:47:26,469 --> 00:47:28,637 but every minute of every day! 589 00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:31,306 A handsome, noble man, 590 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:34,809 a man who's had his tonsils removed twice! 591 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:37,562 That's an interesting story. 592 00:47:37,730 --> 00:47:39,940 You see, what happened was... 593 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:55,956 Hello, Martha. 594 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,290 He made it! 595 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,334 Cindy, wha... Honey! 596 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:27,988 Hot crowd. Hot crowd. 597 00:48:29,657 --> 00:48:31,658 I believe I'm here to 598 00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:36,830 accept an award of some kind? 599 00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:40,667 And the child 600 00:48:41,711 --> 00:48:43,378 mentioned a check? 601 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,922 No, I didn't. All right, then, give me the award. 602 00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:47,924 Come on, while I'm young! 603 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,927 Don't you worry, Mr. Holiday Cheermeister, 604 00:48:51,012 --> 00:48:52,596 you'll get your award. 605 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,808 But first, a little family reunion. 606 00:48:57,810 --> 00:48:59,352 They nursed you. 607 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:02,480 They clothed you. Here they are, 608 00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:05,483 your Old Biddies! 609 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:09,863 Are you two still living? 610 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:12,616 Oh. We missed you! 611 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,285 Rose. The sweater. The sweater, Rose. 612 00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:17,829 Sweater? What are you talkin' about? No, I can't! 613 00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:19,789 I can't do this! 614 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,960 Don't touch me there! 615 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,928 Put him in the Chair of Cheer! 616 00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:36,848 Chair of Cheer? What's the Chair of Cheer? 617 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:42,646 You didn't tell me about the Chair of Cheer! Please, Mr. Grinch. Please? 618 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:47,025 No, no, no. I can't do it. Honestly. I'm not ready. It's too much, too soon! 619 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:48,735 It's that time of year. 620 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:52,405 The Cheermeister's ride in the Chair of Cheer! 621 00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:55,742 Put me down! I mean it! I've got a lawyer. 622 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,161 There'll be hell to pay! 623 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,540 First, you'll put your taste buds to the test 624 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:07,462 as you judge the Who-Pudding Cook-off! Who-Pudding Cook-off! 625 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:09,673 Mine first. I really don't know. 626 00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,591 No, mine's the best! 627 00:50:12,051 --> 00:50:13,760 You'll enjoy this! 628 00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:16,721 This is not pudding. 629 00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:18,932 What is it? 630 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,394 This is mine. Yummy, yummy, yummy. 631 00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:25,271 Christmas Conga! 632 00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:27,774 Gee, look at the time. I really should be getting back. 633 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:29,776 All right! 634 00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:37,242 Fruitcake... Fa la-la! 635 00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:38,952 No. 636 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,292 Fudge Judge. 637 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,047 Made it myself. Yeah? 638 00:50:51,132 --> 00:50:53,842 Mine are homemade too. Okay. 639 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,970 Put it in. Bring it on! 640 00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:59,222 Is that all you got? 641 00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,641 Is that all you got? Come on. 642 00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:09,023 Outta the way, slow-mo! 643 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,125 He's number one in the sack race run! 644 00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:30,044 Number one! I'm number one! 645 00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:32,505 I'm number one! 646 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,134 No child can beat the Grinch! 647 00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,761 Yeah! 648 00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:43,349 I beat you. 649 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:57,947 And now it's time for the moment we've all been waiting for. 650 00:51:58,032 --> 00:52:00,408 Yes! My award. 651 00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:02,619 Write the check. There's no check. 652 00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:04,162 Are you sure? 653 00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:06,623 Because I really thought I heard someone mention a check. 654 00:52:06,707 --> 00:52:07,665 I said, there's no check. 655 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:11,085 And now it's time for Present Pass It On! 656 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,964 As always, we start with our Cheermeister. 657 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:25,892 A gift of a Christmas shave. 658 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,826 Look at that hack job! 659 00:52:53,254 --> 00:52:55,463 Yes, yes, yes. Good times! 660 00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:58,258 Good times. 661 00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,969 And now, I have a little something 662 00:53:01,053 --> 00:53:03,096 for the love of my life. 663 00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:05,807 Martha May, 664 00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:11,604 please become Mrs. Augustus May Who. 665 00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:20,947 Augustus. 666 00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:26,494 If you agree to be my wife, along with a lifetime supply of happiness, 667 00:53:26,579 --> 00:53:28,621 you'll also receive this... 668 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:33,710 It's a new car! 669 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:38,006 Generously provided by the taxpayers of Whoville! 670 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,759 What do you say, Martha? 671 00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:45,138 Ya got 20 seconds on the clock. 672 00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,726 Well, I... 673 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,815 These gifts are quite dazzling. 674 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:08,369 Of course they are. 675 00:54:09,330 --> 00:54:11,414 That's what it's all about, isn't it? 676 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:15,043 That's what it's always been about! 677 00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:18,838 Gifts! Gifts. 678 00:54:19,048 --> 00:54:21,341 Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts. 679 00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:24,636 You wanna know what happens to your gifts? 680 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:27,764 They all come to me. In your garbage. 681 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:31,517 You see what I'm saying? In your garbage! 682 00:54:32,561 --> 00:54:37,315 I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump! 683 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:40,526 And the avarice. 684 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:45,031 The avarice never ends! 685 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,617 "I want golf clubs." "I want diamonds." "I want a pony 686 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:51,120 "so I can ride it twice, get bored, and sell it to make glue!" 687 00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:53,122 Look, I don't wanna make waves. 688 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:56,709 But this whole Christmas season 689 00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:58,962 is stupid, stupid, stupid! 690 00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:02,632 There is, however, 691 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:06,386 one teeny-tiny 692 00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:08,471 Christmas tradition 693 00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:10,306 I find 694 00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:13,851 quite meaningful. 695 00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:20,650 Mistletoe. 696 00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:23,903 Now, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville! 697 00:55:32,413 --> 00:55:35,415 Somebody's fabulous! 698 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:41,295 All right, your turn! Go on! That way! 699 00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:50,054 Let's go! No! 700 00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,098 Excuse me, old-timer. 701 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,392 Mind if I wet my whistle? 702 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:55,893 Well... 703 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:01,190 That's my good stuff! 704 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:11,951 Burn, baby! Burn! 705 00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:23,796 Oh, wow. 706 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:27,133 Oh, the Whomanity! 707 00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,635 Let's go! Come on! No! Wait! 708 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,929 Do something. Right! 709 00:56:39,646 --> 00:56:42,231 Calling all units. Calling all units. 710 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:46,903 Taxi! 711 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:51,783 It's because I'm green, isn't it? 712 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:57,914 Halt! 713 00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:02,210 Evening, folks. Mind if I ride along? 714 00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:04,712 You might wanna scooch over. 715 00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:08,966 You did the right thing. 716 00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:18,559 Outta the way! 717 00:57:20,187 --> 00:57:21,437 Hey! 718 00:57:28,237 --> 00:57:30,613 That's gonna hurt in the morning. 719 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,056 It's gonna blow! 720 00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:18,327 You fellas all right? Hey, how about a nice hat? 721 00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:19,579 Lou? 722 00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:30,047 I'm hurt, Lou. 723 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,843 I'm hurt, and I don't hurt easily. 724 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:36,929 But you and your family... 725 00:58:37,598 --> 00:58:39,182 I'm so... 726 00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:40,850 So disappointed. 727 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:47,273 Can we just get back to Christmas the way it should be? 728 00:58:48,609 --> 00:58:50,067 Grinch-less? 729 00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:53,237 Merry Christmas! 730 00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:56,324 Merry Christmas! 731 00:59:00,329 --> 00:59:04,290 I just wanted everybody to be together for Christmas. 732 00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:11,547 I quite enjoyed that. I hope I get another invite soon. 733 00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:18,179 Come on, come on! 734 00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:20,431 Good thing we have a spare. 735 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,645 Suffering snorkelblatz! 736 00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:28,231 They're relentless! 737 00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:37,198 Only four hours till Christmas! 738 00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:41,369 Yes, the Grinch knew tomorrow 739 00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:44,830 all the Who girls and boys would wake bright and early 740 00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:46,499 and rush for their toys. 741 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,710 And then, oh, the noise! 742 00:59:49,795 --> 00:59:53,339 Oh, the noise, noise, noise, noise! 743 00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:56,259 They'll bang on tong-tinglers. 744 00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:58,761 They'll blow their floo-flounders. 745 00:59:58,845 --> 01:00:02,932 They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing-bounders! 746 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:06,978 Then Whos young and old would sit down to a feast, 747 01:00:07,062 --> 01:00:09,814 and they'll feast and they'll feast. 748 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:13,359 And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast! 749 01:00:13,902 --> 01:00:16,070 They'll eat their Who-pudding, 750 01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:19,782 and rare Who roast beast! 751 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:24,203 But there's something I just cannot stand in the least. 752 01:00:24,705 --> 01:00:25,955 Oh, no. 753 01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:29,875 I'm speaking in rhyme! 754 01:00:35,007 --> 01:00:38,467 Blast you Whos! 755 01:00:42,723 --> 01:00:46,892 And the more the Grinch thought of what Christmas would bring, 756 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,478 the more the Grinch thought... 757 01:00:49,730 --> 01:00:52,398 I must stop this whole thing. 758 01:00:54,026 --> 01:00:57,820 Why, for year after year I've put up with it now! 759 01:00:58,196 --> 01:01:00,823 I must stop this Christmas from coming! 760 01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,283 But how? 761 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:05,202 I mean, in what way? 762 01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:12,251 Well, Christmas is goin' to the dogs 763 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:18,132 We're scarfing down the turkey and the grog 764 01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:27,808 Are you having a holly, jolly 765 01:01:28,393 --> 01:01:30,019 Christmas? 766 01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:33,439 Wrong-o! 767 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:53,542 If you're not going to help me, 768 01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:55,628 then you might as well... 769 01:01:56,755 --> 01:02:00,800 Then he got an idea. An awful idea. 770 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:04,136 The Grinch got a wonderful, 771 01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:06,514 awful idea. 772 01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:11,143 I know just what to do. 773 01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:22,196 The Grinch laughed in his throat. 774 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:26,075 And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat. 775 01:02:28,829 --> 01:02:31,414 And he chuckled and clucked 776 01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:34,083 at this great Grinchy trick. 777 01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:38,087 With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like St. Nick. 778 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:40,005 Ho-ho-ho! 779 01:02:40,132 --> 01:02:43,426 You're a mean one Mr. Grinch 780 01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:48,139 You really are a heel 781 01:02:49,141 --> 01:02:53,102 You're as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel 782 01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:55,729 Mr. Grinch 783 01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:59,442 You're a bad banana with a 784 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:03,028 Greasy black peel 785 01:03:07,868 --> 01:03:11,245 Just face the music You're a monster 786 01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:13,956 Mr. Grinch Yes, you are 787 01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:18,669 Your heart's an empty hole 788 01:03:18,753 --> 01:03:22,840 Your brain is full of spiders You got garlic in your soul 789 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:25,718 Mr. Grinch 790 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,971 I wouldn't touch you with a 791 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:34,894 Thirty-nine and a half-foot pole 792 01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:48,199 I asked for three-quarters, not five-eighths. 793 01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:49,783 Stay focused! 794 01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:59,418 You know, if you asked the Who's Who of Whoville... 795 01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:05,090 No one would deny it 796 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:26,820 Air bag's a little slow. 797 01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:31,450 But that's what these tests are for! 798 01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:35,037 You're a vile one 799 01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:36,455 Mr. Grinch 800 01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:41,627 You have termites in your smile 801 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:44,588 You have all the tender sweetness 802 01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:46,757 Of a seasick crocodile 803 01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:49,635 Mr. Grinch 804 01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:53,472 Given the choice between you I'd take the 805 01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:59,478 Seasick crocodile 806 01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:22,334 Fat boy should be finishing up anytime now. 807 01:05:23,295 --> 01:05:25,212 Talk about a recluse. 808 01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:29,800 He only comes out once a year, and he never catches any flak for it! 809 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:33,846 Probably lives up there to avoid the taxes. 810 01:05:35,890 --> 01:05:38,726 Merry Christmas! 811 01:05:40,145 --> 01:05:41,520 Oopsie. 812 01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:44,732 Forgot about the reindeer. 813 01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:48,360 Did that stop the old Grinch? 814 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,321 No. 815 01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:53,115 The Grinch simply said... 816 01:05:53,325 --> 01:05:56,035 If I can't find a reindeer, 817 01:05:56,745 --> 01:05:59,788 I'll make one instead. 818 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:07,463 Oh, Max! 819 01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:13,802 So he called his dog Max, 820 01:06:13,887 --> 01:06:15,888 and he took some red thread, 821 01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:19,725 and tied a big horn on top of his head. 822 01:06:23,104 --> 01:06:24,438 All right. 823 01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,899 You're a reindeer. Here's your motivation. 824 01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:30,944 Your name is Rudolph. You're a freak with a red nose, and nobody likes you. 825 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:34,406 Then one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. 826 01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:38,869 No, forget that part. We'll improvise. 827 01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:41,330 Just keep it kinda loosey-goosey. 828 01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:43,916 You hate Christmas! You're gonna steal it! 829 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,753 Saving Christmas was a lousy ending. Way too commercial. 830 01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:50,130 Action! 831 01:06:53,093 --> 01:06:54,551 Brilliant! 832 01:06:54,636 --> 01:06:56,762 You reject your own nose 833 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,473 because it represents the glitter of commercialism! 834 01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:01,392 Why didn't I think of that? 835 01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:04,103 Cut, print, check the gate. Moving on. 836 01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:18,492 That feels good. 837 01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:32,798 Here goes nothing, hot dog! 838 01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:39,638 Wow. 839 01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:56,321 This is nuts! 840 01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,701 On Crasher! On Thrasher! 841 01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:03,245 On Vomit and Blitzkrieg! 842 01:08:11,713 --> 01:08:13,297 We're gonna die! 843 01:08:13,381 --> 01:08:15,215 We're gonna die! 844 01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:19,011 I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die! 845 01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:24,558 Mommy, tell it to stop! 846 01:08:43,369 --> 01:08:45,704 Almost lost my cool there. 847 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:55,506 All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air. 848 01:08:55,590 --> 01:08:59,635 All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care, 849 01:09:00,011 --> 01:09:02,805 when he came to the first little house on the square. 850 01:09:02,889 --> 01:09:04,890 Welcome to Whoville, Max. 851 01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:13,941 Betty? 852 01:09:14,067 --> 01:09:15,484 Betty? What? 853 01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,486 Did you hear something? 854 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:20,781 It's Santa! 855 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,741 Go right back to sleep. 856 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:31,416 Come on, Max. It's our first stop. 857 01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:34,002 The old Grinchy Claus hissed, 858 01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:37,005 and he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist. 859 01:09:37,090 --> 01:09:40,425 He'd slide down the chimney, a rather tight pinch, 860 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:43,929 but if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch. 861 01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:47,266 He's planning a double-twisting interrupted forward-flying two-and-a-half, 862 01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,351 with a combo tuck and pike. 863 01:09:49,561 --> 01:09:51,478 High degree of difficulty. 864 01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:02,656 He got stuck only once, for a moment or two. 865 01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:06,618 Blasted water weight! Goes right to my hips. 866 01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:19,715 Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue. 867 01:10:20,592 --> 01:10:23,010 A little more stealth, please. 868 01:10:23,177 --> 01:10:25,721 Where the little Who stockings all hung in a row. 869 01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:27,848 - These stockings... - He grinned. 870 01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:29,975 ...are the first thing to go. 871 01:10:30,435 --> 01:10:32,978 Okay, fellas. Chow time. 872 01:11:04,636 --> 01:11:06,803 Then he slunk to the icebox. 873 01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:09,431 Slunk? 874 01:11:11,351 --> 01:11:13,769 He eyed the Whos' feast. 875 01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:16,063 He took the Who-pudding. 876 01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:18,815 He took the roast beast. 877 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:20,359 Hike! 878 01:11:21,694 --> 01:11:23,862 He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash. 879 01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:27,908 Why, that Grinch, he even took their last can of Who-hash. 880 01:11:28,952 --> 01:11:32,788 Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee. 881 01:11:33,247 --> 01:11:36,625 - And now... - Grinned the Grinch. 882 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:40,504 ...I'll stuff up the tree. 883 01:11:40,588 --> 01:11:44,174 And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove, 884 01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:47,928 when he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. 885 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:49,471 Excuse me. 886 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:58,814 The Grinch had been caught by this tiny Who daughter, 887 01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:01,483 who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water. 888 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:05,195 Santa Claus? What are you doing with our tree? 889 01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:09,366 But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick, 890 01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:14,246 he thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick. 891 01:12:14,539 --> 01:12:18,834 Why, my sweet little tot. 892 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,003 The fake Santa Claus lied. 893 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:26,008 There's a light on this tree that won't light 894 01:12:26,092 --> 01:12:27,551 on one side. 895 01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:32,055 So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. 896 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,271 I'll fix it up there, 897 01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:42,858 and I'll bring it back here. 898 01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:47,237 Santa, what's Christmas really about? 899 01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:48,780 Vengeance! 900 01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:52,284 I mean, 901 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,204 presents, 902 01:12:57,165 --> 01:12:59,291 I suppose. 903 01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:04,671 I was afraid of that. 904 01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:09,426 And his fib fooled the child. 905 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:13,055 Then he patted her head, and he got her a drink, 906 01:13:13,139 --> 01:13:15,057 and he sent her to bed. 907 01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:25,692 Santa? What? 908 01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:28,111 Don't forget the Grinch. 909 01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:31,782 I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. 910 01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:35,494 His hands might be cold and clammy. 911 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:40,665 But I think he's actually kind of...sweet. 912 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,209 Sweet? 913 01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:51,510 You think he's sweet? 914 01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:54,346 Merry Christmas, Santa. 915 01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:04,189 And when Cindy Lou went up with her cup... 916 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:05,607 Nice kid. 917 01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:08,819 Bad judge of character. 918 01:14:10,571 --> 01:14:13,698 ...he went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up. 919 01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:24,793 And the last thing he took was the log for their fire. 920 01:14:24,877 --> 01:14:28,839 On their walls he left nothing but some hooks and some wire. 921 01:14:29,257 --> 01:14:31,967 And the one speck of food that he'd left in the house, 922 01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:35,887 was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse. 923 01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:42,894 Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant, 924 01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:46,565 around each Who home, and he took every present. 925 01:14:57,952 --> 01:15:01,163 Clearance sale. Everything must go. 926 01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,760 What now? 927 01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:52,881 Martha, 928 01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:56,927 have you ever kissed a man who lost his tonsils twice? 929 01:15:58,012 --> 01:16:00,096 No, silly. 930 01:16:03,851 --> 01:16:07,729 But it's an experience that I've always longed for. 931 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,856 Kiss me, you fool. 932 01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:34,441 What are you laughing at, 933 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:36,943 Rudolph? 934 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:40,447 It's all you, Maxie! 935 01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:43,825 Three thousand feet up, up the side of Mt. Crumpit, 936 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:47,912 he rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it. 937 01:17:50,374 --> 01:17:52,208 Whoa! 938 01:17:57,506 --> 01:18:01,343 We did it! 939 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:07,932 We did it! We did it! 940 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:10,852 That wasn't so bad, was it, Max? 941 01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:16,399 They'll be waking up now. 942 01:18:18,444 --> 01:18:22,238 And I know just what they'll do. 943 01:18:23,074 --> 01:18:25,116 All those Whos, 944 01:18:25,576 --> 01:18:27,285 down in Whoville, 945 01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:29,704 will all cry... 946 01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:34,125 Boo-hoo 947 01:18:34,794 --> 01:18:37,921 Boo-hoo 948 01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:41,424 Boo-hoo 949 01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:46,346 Boo-hoo 950 01:18:47,807 --> 01:18:50,475 What an embarrassment! I've been robbed! 951 01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:22,841 Mayor May Who? Oh, dear. 952 01:19:29,849 --> 01:19:33,393 Well, I wonder who could've done this. 953 01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:37,188 Tell you people one thing. 954 01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:38,982 Invite the Grinch, 955 01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:41,192 destroy Christmas. 956 01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:46,656 Invite the Grinch, destroy Christmas! 957 01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:52,370 But did anyone listen to me? 958 01:19:52,455 --> 01:19:54,372 I did. No! 959 01:19:54,582 --> 01:19:58,293 You choose to listen to a little 960 01:19:58,377 --> 01:20:02,005 not-to-be-taken-seriously girl, 961 01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:05,967 who hasn't even grown into her nose yet. 962 01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:12,765 Cindy, I hope you're very proud of what you've done. 963 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,526 If she isn't, I am. 964 01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:27,780 I'm glad he took our presents. 965 01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:31,367 What? I... 966 01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:34,913 Well, I'm glad. 967 01:20:35,206 --> 01:20:37,665 He's glad. You're glad. 968 01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:40,210 You're glad everything is gone. 969 01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:43,379 You're glad that the Grinch 970 01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:45,340 virtually wrecked... 971 01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,884 No, no, no, no, not wrecked, pulverized Christmas. 972 01:20:47,968 --> 01:20:50,345 Is that what I'm hearing from you, Lou? 973 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:52,889 You can't hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, 974 01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:57,143 because it isn't about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights. 975 01:20:57,228 --> 01:21:00,438 That's what Cindy's been trying to tell everyone. 976 01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:03,191 And me. She's been trying to tell me. 977 01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:06,611 What is wrong with you? This is a child. 978 01:21:07,613 --> 01:21:09,113 She's my child. 979 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,783 And she happens to be right, by the way. 980 01:21:20,626 --> 01:21:25,088 I don't need anything more for Christmas than this right here, my family. 981 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:31,511 Merry Christmas, everybody! Merry Christmas! 982 01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:34,389 Merry Christmas, 983 01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:36,975 you hunk of burnin' Who! 984 01:21:44,024 --> 01:21:45,817 Oh, give me a break. 985 01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:54,867 Merry Christmas! 986 01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:09,007 Mr. Grinch? 987 01:22:10,175 --> 01:22:11,551 Mr. Grinch? 988 01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:15,346 Now for the final note in my symphony 989 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:18,266 of downright nasty not-niceness! 990 01:22:18,517 --> 01:22:21,394 The crescendo of my odious opus! 991 01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:23,313 Yes! 992 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,570 Oh, the wailing and the gnashing of teeth. 993 01:22:31,030 --> 01:22:35,283 The bellowing of the bitterly bummed out! 994 01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:39,454 It'll be like music to my ears! 995 01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:47,295 Welcome, Christmas come this way 996 01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:51,341 Then the Grinch heard a sound rising over the snow. 997 01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:55,345 It started in low, then it started to grow. 998 01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:00,642 But the sound wasn't sad. 999 01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:03,728 Why, this sounded merry. 1000 01:23:04,897 --> 01:23:08,066 But it was merry. Very. 1001 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:12,570 Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, 1002 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:16,074 were singing without any presents at all. 1003 01:23:22,122 --> 01:23:26,042 He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming. It came. 1004 01:23:26,126 --> 01:23:29,671 Somehow or other, it came just the same! 1005 01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:34,676 Mr. Grinch? 1006 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:41,349 And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet ice-cold in the snow, 1007 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:44,435 stood puzzling and puzzling. 1008 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:46,437 How could it be so? 1009 01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:48,981 It came without ribbons! 1010 01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:51,109 It came without tags! 1011 01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:55,321 It came without packages, boxes or bags! 1012 01:23:58,283 --> 01:24:01,077 And he puzzled and puzzled, 1013 01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:03,246 till his puzzler was sore. 1014 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:09,711 Then the Grinch thought of something 1015 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:11,671 he hadn't before. 1016 01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:15,466 Maybe Christmas... 1017 01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:17,135 He thought. 1018 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:23,683 ...doesn't come from a store. 1019 01:24:27,521 --> 01:24:29,147 Maybe Christmas, 1020 01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:31,774 perhaps, 1021 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:40,116 means a little bit more. 1022 01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:13,191 Max! 1023 01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:15,193 Help me! 1024 01:25:16,028 --> 01:25:17,195 I'm 1025 01:25:18,238 --> 01:25:20,031 feeling! 1026 01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:28,372 And what happened then... 1027 01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:31,375 Well, in Whoville they say 1028 01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,961 that the Grinch's small heart, 1029 01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:37,882 grew three sizes that day. 1030 01:26:09,957 --> 01:26:12,917 What's happening to me? 1031 01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:37,942 I'm all 1032 01:26:39,236 --> 01:26:41,112 toasty inside. 1033 01:26:48,161 --> 01:26:50,329 And I'm leaking. 1034 01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:55,543 Oh, Max. 1035 01:26:58,297 --> 01:27:00,590 I love ya! 1036 01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:11,726 All right, that's enough. Knock it off. Beat it! 1037 01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:15,730 Get out of here! One step at a time. 1038 01:27:24,448 --> 01:27:27,491 Oh, no. The sleigh. The presents. 1039 01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:30,369 They'll be destroyed! And I care! 1040 01:27:30,871 --> 01:27:33,748 What is the deal? 1041 01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:35,666 Wait! 1042 01:27:37,336 --> 01:27:38,753 This can't happen. 1043 01:27:38,837 --> 01:27:41,839 It shouldn't! It couldn't! It mustn't! It wouldn't! 1044 01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:45,259 Not now, not then, not ever again! 1045 01:27:55,562 --> 01:27:58,189 No! 1046 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:39,897 Boo-hoo! 1047 01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:47,571 Oh, well. 1048 01:28:48,073 --> 01:28:50,908 It's just toys, right? 1049 01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:53,536 Hi, Mr. Grinch. 1050 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:57,665 Cindy Lou! 1051 01:28:57,749 --> 01:29:00,376 What are you doing up there? 1052 01:29:00,585 --> 01:29:02,253 I came to see you. 1053 01:29:02,587 --> 01:29:04,755 No one should be alone on Christmas. 1054 01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:22,231 No! 1055 01:29:53,305 --> 01:29:56,724 I got ya, Cindy Lou! 1056 01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:58,309 You did it! 1057 01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:42,311 Spread eagle! Nailed it! 1058 01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:03,040 Are you all right? Are you kidding? 1059 01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:05,626 The sun is bright and the powder's bitching! 1060 01:31:05,710 --> 01:31:08,379 Now scoot over! It's my turn to drive! 1061 01:31:15,887 --> 01:31:18,264 I'd better slow this puppy down! 1062 01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:23,185 We're gonna crash! 1063 01:31:23,270 --> 01:31:25,563 Now you listen to me, young lady! 1064 01:31:25,647 --> 01:31:28,232 Even if we're horribly mangled, 1065 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:31,402 there'll be no sad faces on Christmas. 1066 01:31:43,123 --> 01:31:45,207 - What is it? - Help! 1067 01:31:45,292 --> 01:31:47,418 Cindy! Grinch? 1068 01:31:49,671 --> 01:31:50,921 My baby! 1069 01:31:55,177 --> 01:31:56,677 Oh, Martha, grab an end. 1070 01:31:56,761 --> 01:31:59,680 By the way, these lights match your outfit perfectly. 1071 01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:04,393 This could be a little more difficult to negotiate. 1072 01:32:04,477 --> 01:32:06,937 Heads up, Whoville! 1073 01:32:07,022 --> 01:32:09,982 Hurry! Here he comes! 1074 01:32:10,066 --> 01:32:13,027 Outta the way! I have no insurance! 1075 01:32:15,614 --> 01:32:17,615 Yeah! 1076 01:32:24,247 --> 01:32:27,374 Run for your lives! Watch out, I can't stop! 1077 01:32:29,461 --> 01:32:32,254 Daddy, move! Dad, move it! 1078 01:32:42,933 --> 01:32:44,308 Thanks for the help, Lou. 1079 01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:46,393 Hi, Daddy! Hi, Cindy, honey. 1080 01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:48,896 Merry Christmas, 1081 01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,856 one and all! 1082 01:32:50,941 --> 01:32:52,107 Cindy! 1083 01:32:53,652 --> 01:32:54,818 Mommy! 1084 01:32:55,487 --> 01:32:57,488 Merry Christmas. 1085 01:32:58,323 --> 01:32:59,490 Cindy! 1086 01:33:02,953 --> 01:33:04,245 All right. 1087 01:33:05,163 --> 01:33:07,373 What do we have here? 1088 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:10,834 You got me, Officer! 1089 01:33:11,753 --> 01:33:13,045 I did it! 1090 01:33:13,129 --> 01:33:16,048 I'm the Grinch that stole Christmas. 1091 01:33:17,384 --> 01:33:20,261 And I'm...sorry. 1092 01:33:25,517 --> 01:33:27,268 Aren't you gonna cuff me? 1093 01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:30,854 Put me in a choke hold? Blind me with pepper spray? 1094 01:33:30,939 --> 01:33:33,607 You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. 1095 01:33:33,692 --> 01:33:35,776 I'd go with the pepper spray. 1096 01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:37,861 Yes, I heard him, all right. 1097 01:33:38,697 --> 01:33:40,739 He said he was sorry. 1098 01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:46,245 Besides, it looks like everything is all here and accounted for. 1099 01:33:46,371 --> 01:33:49,873 Help me out here, people. Martha? 1100 01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:53,043 Merry Christmas, Augustus May Who! 1101 01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:56,588 I'm afraid I do have something for you. 1102 01:34:08,268 --> 01:34:09,852 Your ring back. 1103 01:34:10,395 --> 01:34:13,605 Sorry, but my heart belongs to 1104 01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:16,275 someone else. 1105 01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:34,084 No hard feelings? 1106 01:34:41,426 --> 01:34:43,052 Cheer up, dude. It's Christmas. 1107 01:34:57,859 --> 01:35:00,110 Merry Christmas, Mr. Grinch. 1108 01:35:04,824 --> 01:35:06,658 Your cheek's so... 1109 01:35:06,743 --> 01:35:10,162 I know. Hairy? 1110 01:35:10,663 --> 01:35:12,956 No. Greasy? 1111 01:35:13,333 --> 01:35:15,709 Stinky? Do I have a zit? 1112 01:35:15,919 --> 01:35:17,127 No. 1113 01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:20,172 Warm. 1114 01:35:26,805 --> 01:35:29,598 Fah who Foraze 1115 01:35:29,682 --> 01:35:31,934 Dah who Doraze 1116 01:35:32,018 --> 01:35:36,563 Welcome, Christmas Come this way 1117 01:35:36,898 --> 01:35:39,316 Fah who Foraze 1118 01:35:39,401 --> 01:35:41,819 Dah who Doraze 1119 01:35:41,903 --> 01:35:46,782 Welcome, Christmas, Christmas Day 1120 01:35:46,866 --> 01:35:51,745 Welcome, welcome Fah who Ramus 1121 01:35:51,830 --> 01:35:56,667 Welcome, welcome Dah who Damus 1122 01:35:56,835 --> 01:36:01,547 Christmas Day is in our grasp 1123 01:36:01,631 --> 01:36:06,427 So long as we have hands to clasp 1124 01:36:06,678 --> 01:36:09,179 Fah who Ray Moo 1125 01:36:09,264 --> 01:36:11,765 Yah who Hee Haw 1126 01:36:11,850 --> 01:36:14,184 Welcome, Christmas 1127 01:36:14,269 --> 01:36:16,895 Bring your Cheer Cheer 1128 01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:19,398 Fah who Foraze 1129 01:36:19,482 --> 01:36:21,733 Yah who Doraze 1130 01:36:21,818 --> 01:36:25,404 Welcome, all Whos Far 1131 01:36:26,823 --> 01:36:28,907 And 1132 01:36:29,742 --> 01:36:33,537 Near 1133 01:36:33,746 --> 01:36:37,291 So he brought back the toys and the food for the feast. 1134 01:36:37,375 --> 01:36:42,963 And he, he himself, the Grinch, carved the roast beast. 1135 01:36:43,047 --> 01:36:44,214 Yeah! 1136 01:36:58,855 --> 01:37:00,481 There's nothing like the holidays. 1137 01:37:00,565 --> 01:37:02,983 - Who wants the gizzard? - I do! 1138 01:37:03,067 --> 01:37:05,652 Too late! That'll be mine. 1139 01:37:05,737 --> 01:37:09,615 Where are you, Christmas 1140 01:37:09,908 --> 01:37:13,535 I think I've found you 1141 01:37:13,703 --> 01:37:19,416 This time I'll make you stay 1142 01:37:20,418 --> 01:37:24,046 All will be singing 1143 01:37:24,130 --> 01:37:27,758 Bells will be ringing 1144 01:37:27,926 --> 01:37:31,637 Now and forever 1145 01:37:31,721 --> 01:37:36,934 Christmas Day 1146 01:38:01,751 --> 01:38:06,046 Where are you, Christmas 1147 01:38:06,130 --> 01:38:09,883 Why can't I find you 1148 01:38:10,468 --> 01:38:15,973 Why have you gone away 1149 01:38:18,977 --> 01:38:23,397 Where is the laughter 1150 01:38:23,481 --> 01:38:27,734 You used to bring me 1151 01:38:27,819 --> 01:38:33,657 Why can't I hear music play 1152 01:38:36,661 --> 01:38:41,039 My world is changing 1153 01:38:41,124 --> 01:38:45,335 I'm rearranging 1154 01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:49,089 Does that mean Christmas 1155 01:38:49,173 --> 01:38:55,679 Changes too 1156 01:39:02,812 --> 01:39:07,065 Where are you, Christmas 1157 01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:11,445 Do you remember 1158 01:39:11,571 --> 01:39:17,743 The one you used to know 1159 01:39:20,371 --> 01:39:24,499 I'm not the same one 1160 01:39:24,584 --> 01:39:29,004 See what the time's done 1161 01:39:29,130 --> 01:39:32,633 Is that why you have 1162 01:39:32,717 --> 01:39:39,222 Let me go 1163 01:39:42,101 --> 01:39:45,354 Christmas is here 1164 01:39:45,438 --> 01:39:48,023 Everywhere 1165 01:39:50,818 --> 01:39:54,071 Christmas is here 1166 01:39:54,155 --> 01:39:57,824 If you care 1167 01:40:00,078 --> 01:40:02,829 If there is love 1168 01:40:02,914 --> 01:40:07,709 In your heart and your mind 1169 01:40:07,835 --> 01:40:14,341 You will feel like Christmas all the time 1170 01:40:17,095 --> 01:40:21,348 I feel you, Christmas 1171 01:40:21,432 --> 01:40:25,727 I know I've found you 1172 01:40:25,812 --> 01:40:32,150 You never fade away 1173 01:40:34,612 --> 01:40:38,907 The joy of Christmas 1174 01:40:38,991 --> 01:40:43,370 Stays here in silence 1175 01:40:43,454 --> 01:40:48,500 Fills each and every heart 1176 01:40:50,628 --> 01:40:55,924 With love 1177 01:41:08,229 --> 01:41:10,355 They're makin' noise 1178 01:41:10,440 --> 01:41:13,150 Noise, noise, noise 1179 01:41:14,944 --> 01:41:17,988 How I hate their happy noise 1180 01:41:19,991 --> 01:41:22,909 There's only one thing I hate more 1181 01:41:22,994 --> 01:41:25,370 Come to think of it 1182 01:41:25,455 --> 01:41:28,582 And that's the people who keep 1183 01:41:28,666 --> 01:41:30,208 Makin' it 1184 01:41:30,668 --> 01:41:33,795 Feast, feast, feast, feast 1185 01:41:35,923 --> 01:41:39,968 They'll have more than anyone could ever eat 1186 01:41:41,053 --> 01:41:43,430 Me, I'm stuck here with my 1187 01:41:43,514 --> 01:41:45,766 Cream of wheat 1188 01:41:46,309 --> 01:41:49,144 There's no one here to feast with me 1189 01:41:51,522 --> 01:41:54,858 On this lonely Christmas Eve 1190 01:41:56,903 --> 01:42:00,197 Don't they know I'm up here all alone 1191 01:42:02,074 --> 01:42:04,868 In my cave up in the hills 1192 01:42:07,288 --> 01:42:10,832 How I wish that this would go away 1193 01:42:10,917 --> 01:42:13,418 This dreadful holiday 1194 01:42:13,503 --> 01:42:17,047 That they call Christmas Day 1195 01:42:20,468 --> 01:42:26,223 It's a lonely Christmas Eve 1196 01:42:35,399 --> 01:42:38,777 The streets are filled with Christmas cheer 1197 01:42:39,362 --> 01:42:42,906 At least it's only once a year 1198 01:42:43,533 --> 01:42:47,327 Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows 1199 01:42:47,411 --> 01:42:50,914 And carols ringing in my ear 1200 01:42:51,415 --> 01:42:54,793 Bundled up against the cold 1201 01:42:55,336 --> 01:42:58,755 Lines wherever gifts are sold 1202 01:42:59,340 --> 01:43:03,343 Each shop window displays a Christmas scene 1203 01:43:03,427 --> 01:43:07,013 For everybody young and old 1204 01:43:07,473 --> 01:43:10,809 Icicles on eaves troughs and tinsel on the tree 1205 01:43:10,893 --> 01:43:14,354 But it's a green Christmas for me 1206 01:43:17,358 --> 01:43:20,861 Couples skating on the pond 1207 01:43:21,404 --> 01:43:24,906 Makin' angels on the lawn 1208 01:43:25,366 --> 01:43:29,202 Five red mittens drying on the rack 1209 01:43:29,287 --> 01:43:33,290 And needle-shedding Tannenbaum 1210 01:43:33,416 --> 01:43:36,835 Red bows on the railings and snowflakes on the ground 1211 01:43:36,919 --> 01:43:41,089 But it's a green Christmas in this town 1212 01:43:43,342 --> 01:43:44,926 Green 1213 01:43:45,011 --> 01:43:48,847 'Cause of everything I miss 1214 01:43:48,931 --> 01:43:52,142 All this mistletoe No kiss 1215 01:43:52,935 --> 01:43:55,979 And with every Christmas wish 1216 01:43:56,856 --> 01:44:00,734 There would be no greater gift 1217 01:44:00,818 --> 01:44:03,987 Than to have this envy lift 1218 01:44:15,499 --> 01:44:19,252 Carolers are at my door 1219 01:44:19,337 --> 01:44:23,214 Don't wanna hear them anymore 1220 01:44:23,382 --> 01:44:26,885 Stockings on the mantel The snow's here every day 1221 01:44:26,969 --> 01:44:30,931 But it's a green Christmas anyway 1222 01:44:31,390 --> 01:44:34,768 Red nose on the reindeer Tinsel on the tree 1223 01:44:34,852 --> 01:44:38,647 But it's a green Christmas for me