1 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,859 MALE NARRATOR: Inside a snowflake, 2 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,111 like the one on your sleeve, 3 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:14,323 there happened a story you must see to believe. 4 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:34,761 Way up in the mountains, in the high range of Pontoos, 5 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,096 lay the small town of Whoville, 6 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,141 the home of the Whos! 7 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,685 (BIRD SQUAWKING) 8 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,315 Ask any Who, and they'll have this to say... 9 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:51,527 There is no place like Whoville around Christmas Day. 10 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:55,323 Every window was flocked, every lamppost was dressed, 11 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:59,744 and the Whoville Band marched in their Christmas-y best. 12 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:02,038 (ALL SINGING CHRISTMAS SONG) 13 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,460 MAN: Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 14 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,476 NARRATOR: Arbor Day was fine, and Easter was pleasant, 15 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,896 and every Saint Fizzin's Day they ate a Fizz pheasant, 16 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,858 but every Who knew, from their 12 toes to their snout, 17 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,152 they loved Christmas the most, 18 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:35,363 without a single Who doubt. 19 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,328 Farfingle's welcomes you! Thank you. 20 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:45,915 Merry Christmas! Thank you for shopping Farfingle's! 21 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,876 We got a snoozlephone for your brother Drew, 22 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,587 and a snoozlephone for your brother Stu, 23 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,132 a muncle for your uncle, a fant for your aunt, 24 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,677 and a fandpa for your Cousin Leon. 25 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,221 So, we just need... Cindy? 26 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,597 Sale on aisle three! 27 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,683 Cindy Lou! Cin... Oh. Merry Christmas! 28 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,518 Oh, hello, Myrna. Merry Christmas, Fred. 29 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,312 Excuse me one minute. Cindy Lou? Honey? 30 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,356 Dad? Yeah? 31 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,650 Doesn't this seem like a bit much? 32 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:16,529 This is what Christmas is all about! Can't you feel it? 33 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,072 Merry Christmas! 34 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,658 Thank you for shopping Farf... Wait a second! 35 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:23,119 Don't forget your change! Another minute closer to Christmas! 36 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,745 (BELL TOLLING) 37 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:30,167 For the next five minutes only, 99% off! 38 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,961 (ALL CLAMORING) 39 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:47,476 Yes, every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, 40 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:51,772 but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, 41 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,983 did not. 42 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,697 DREW: Hi, girls. All the good mistletoe's at the top. 43 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,908 STU: Hey, girls! I'll race you! 44 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:06,829 DREW: Not if I race you first. STU: Last one to the top's a stinky old Grinch! 45 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,583 GIRL 1: You guys, where are we? 46 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:15,171 I think we should go back. What? You're scared of the Grinch! 47 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:19,342 No! They say he lives up here in a big cave. 48 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:22,511 And he only comes down when he's hungry for the taste of 49 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,263 Who flesh! Oh, Drew! 50 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:27,558 GIRL 2: Guys! STU: You're scared of the Grinch! 51 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,435 You're scared of the Grinch! 52 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,603 (ALARM BUZZING) 53 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,729 DREW: Are too! 54 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,439 GIRL 1: Am not! Are too! 55 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,358 (ALL LAUGHING) 56 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,318 Wait for me! 57 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,623 Can we touch it? Touch the door? 58 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,541 Do it for me, Stu. 59 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,299 Drew? 60 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,354 (ALL SCREAMING) 61 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,943 (GIRLS SCREAMING) 62 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,737 (GROWLING) 63 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,659 MAN: Well done, Max! 64 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:30,121 Serves them right, those yuletide-loving 65 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:33,749 sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! 66 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:39,880 I really don't like 'em. No, I don't. 67 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,301 Max! 68 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:45,928 (WHINING) 69 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,431 Get my cloak! 70 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:52,810 I've been much too tolerant of these "Who-venile" delinquents 71 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,563 and their innocent, victimless pranks. 72 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,400 So, they wanna get to know me, do they? 73 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,612 They want to spend a little quality time with the Grinch. 74 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:09,035 I guess I could use a little social interaction. 75 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,625 (GRINCH CHUCKLING) 76 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,046 Merry Christmas! 77 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:23,632 Oh, yeah, you bet. Ho, ho, ho, and stuff. 78 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,719 (ALL GRUNTING) 79 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:30,514 Oh, my. Someone has vandalized that vehicle. 80 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,809 You see, Max? The city is a dangerous place. 81 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,645 NARRATOR: The Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. 82 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,897 Top of the day, flatfoot. 83 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:41,358 Now, please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. 84 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,902 Hey, kids. Here's a present for ya. 85 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:46,405 Be sure to run real fast with it, now. Come on. Double time. Let's go. Move. 86 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,200 It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right, 87 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:52,828 or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. 88 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,747 But I think that the most likely reason of all... 89 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:55,873 Merry Christmas! Idiot. 90 00:06:55,957 --> 00:07:00,044 ...may have been that his heart was two sizes too small. 91 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:03,839 Hey, stranger, won't let you go till you buy a chapeau! 92 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,008 (BELCHING) 93 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,136 (GRINCH CACKLING) 94 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,889 (CYCLE BELL RINGING) 95 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:15,476 The streets are filled with Christmas cheer 96 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,145 Boy, nothing beats Christmas, right? 97 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:19,814 I guess. 98 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,775 You guess? Well, it's just 99 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:26,862 I look around at you and Mom and everyone getting all kerbobbled. 100 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,907 Doesn't this seem superfluous? 101 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:33,828 STU: Lou! Lou! 102 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:39,250 What happened to you? It was too Grinch! 103 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,544 (ALL SHOUTING) 104 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,380 (HORN HONKING) 105 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,924 WOMAN: Grinch? What do you want? I mean... 106 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,926 Grinch? Oh, no! 107 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:53,013 Did someone just say, "Grinch"? 108 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,975 Hello, Mayor May Who, sir. 109 00:07:58,812 --> 00:07:59,895 Lou? 110 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,819 I don't need to remind you that this Christmas marks 111 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,655 the one thousandth Whobilation. 112 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:14,660 Whoville's most important celebration! And The Book of Who says, 113 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,245 very clearly, 114 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,665 "Every size of Who we can measure 115 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:23,711 "knows that Whobilation is a time we must treasure!" 116 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,922 Now, Lou, please tell me that your boys 117 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,175 were not up on Mount Crumpit 118 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:33,095 provoking the one creature within a billion bilometers of here 119 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,848 who hates Christmas! But it was the Grinch! 120 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,183 (ALL CLAMORING) 121 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,561 No, no, no, no sir, the boys didn't see any Grinch. 122 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,024 (BOTH BABBLING) They just... I think they were up on the mountain 123 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,693 playing with matches, or defacing public property, or... 124 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,111 Oh, well. 125 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,405 That's a relief. 126 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:56,452 All right, you heard the man, there's no Grinch problem here. 127 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,621 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 128 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,667 (CACKLING) 129 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,212 MAN 1: Lou, I need it there by tomorrow. 130 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,880 LOU: Heckuvarush. 131 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,424 Merry Christmas, Mo. Next in line. 132 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,680 But, Dad. I just don't understand something. 133 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,642 Why won't anyone talk about the Grinch? 134 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,144 You kids and the Grinch! 135 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:26,649 You see, Cindy, the Grinch is a Who who always... 136 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,653 Actually, not a Who, he's more of a... 137 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,822 A what? Exactly, honey. 138 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:37,409 And he's a What who doesn't like Christmas. 139 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,912 Take a look at his mailbox, sweetie. 140 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,958 Not a single Christmas card, in or out, ever! 141 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:48,254 But why? MAN 2: Lou, where's my mail? Lou! 142 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:52,591 Got the wrong mail here. Lou! I got the wrong mail! 143 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:57,137 I'll be right there. MAN 1: Lou, we got a problem! 144 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,640 All right, we'll straighten this out. 145 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,350 (BELL RINGING) 146 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,810 (GRINCH CHUCKLING) 147 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,813 GRINCH: It'll take them years to sort this out. 148 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:09,525 This is his and now it's yours, and this hers and now it's his! 149 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:10,901 (GRINCH CACKLING) 150 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,530 And for the rest of you... 151 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,033 Jury duty! Jury duty! Jury duty! 152 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,953 Blackmail. Pink slip. Chain letter. Eviction notice. 153 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,871 Jury duty... 154 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,665 (GRINCH LAUGHING) 155 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:31,463 Would you mind helping me take this to the back room, honey? 156 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:34,633 But be careful of the sorting machine, right? 157 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,884 Yeah. 158 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,678 (ALARM BELL RINGING) 159 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,657 (GASPING) 160 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,419 Whew. 161 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,004 (SNEEZING) 162 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,464 Gesundheit. Oh. 163 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,466 (SCREAMING) 164 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:16,717 (SCREAMING) 165 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,974 (STAMMERING) You're the... 166 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,769 (STAMMERING) The... The Grinch! 167 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,312 (SCREAMING) 168 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,107 Well, that worked out nicely. Help! 169 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:33,901 Help! 170 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,154 (MACHINERY WHIRRING) 171 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:46,121 Help me! Somebody! GRINCH: Max, let's go. 172 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,875 (MAX CHOMPING) Our work here is finished. Sheesh! 173 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,001 (GROWLING) 174 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,253 CINDY: Help me! Please help! 175 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,255 That is not a chew toy! 176 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,592 Stop it, Max! Get that out of your mouth! 177 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,677 You have no idea where it's been! 178 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,555 (SCREAMING) 179 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,015 (WHISTLING) 180 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,517 Help! 181 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:12,898 Bleeding hearts of the world, unite! 182 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,818 (CINDY CONTINUES SCREAMING) 183 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,569 There! 184 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,908 There! Give me that! 185 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,328 Don't you know you're not supposed to take things that don't belong to you? 186 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,872 What's the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal? 187 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,253 Let's go. Thanks for saving me! 188 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,796 (SCREECHING) 189 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,970 Saving you? 190 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,515 Is that what you think I was doing? 191 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,602 Wrong-o. 192 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:57,025 I merely noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear. 193 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,446 Drat! Hold still! 194 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,990 Max, pick out a bow. 195 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,535 Can I use your finger for a second? 196 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,662 CINDY: Hello! Hello! 197 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:09,746 (SNAPPING) 198 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:10,831 (GROANING) 199 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,710 Cindy? Dad! 200 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,546 Daddy! 201 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,007 Daddy! 202 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,302 What the hey... Honey. 203 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,721 Cindy! 204 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,973 Dad! It was amazing! 205 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:31,101 You've been practicing your Christmas wrapping! 206 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:35,564 Honey, I am so proud of you. Oh, well... 207 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,232 Now, that's holiday. 208 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,360 NARRATOR: Sweet little Cindy didn't know what to do. 209 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,989 In her head bum-tumbled a conflict or two. 210 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,409 "If the Grinch was so bad, then why did he save me?" 211 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,161 Maybe he wasn't so bad. 212 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,329 Come on, let's go home. 213 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,372 Maybe. Just maybe. 214 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,126 I've got the Christmas tree I've got the melody 215 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,838 No lights on in the house. Your mom must be shoppin'. 216 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,840 BETTY: Oh, good, I'm so glad you're home. 217 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:05,511 Oh, I can feel it, Lou. This is the year. 218 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:10,682 When everybody asks who has the most spectacular lights in Greater Whoville, 219 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,187 they're gonna cry out, "Mrs. Betty Lou Who!" 220 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,357 Isn't this the chandelier from the dining room? 221 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,526 It's all for the cause, dear. 222 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,985 Oh, and Cindy? Oh. Yeah. 223 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,820 Could you be Mommy's Little Helper, 224 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,823 and unscrew the bulb there from the refrigerator? 225 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,743 'Cause somehow I missed that one. Go on. 226 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,120 (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 227 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:39,294 Every year Martha May Whovier has the best lights. 228 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,673 Well, not this year. This year, 229 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,135 I'm gonna beat that prim, perfect little prissy... 230 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,428 MARTHA: Betty! 231 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,974 Hi! Martha! 232 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:56,853 My, I've never seen so many beautiful Christmas lights, Betty Lou! 233 00:14:56,938 --> 00:15:00,899 Well, I'd blow every fuse if I tried to keep up with you, Martha May! 234 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:05,487 Isn't this antique darling? It's handcrafted. 235 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,614 And almost 100 years old. 236 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,659 Jeez. I'm really impressed! 237 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,453 This, however, is new. 238 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,467 Whoa up! Hey! Betty, Betty! Sweetie! 239 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,527 Well, good night, Betty. 240 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,322 (RINGING) 241 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,532 CINDY: Oh! I got it! 242 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,534 Honey, honey. I've got it. I got it. I go... 243 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,785 Hello? 244 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:54,953 (MAN MUMBLING) 245 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,664 Is my sub-zero chillibrator running? 246 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,251 I suppose. Well, you better go catch it! 247 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,421 (LAUGHING) 248 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,094 (SIGHING) That's a good one! 249 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,679 That is rich. 250 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,392 Let's go home. 251 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,233 Fleas before beauty. Thank you. 252 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,069 (WHIMPERING) 253 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,198 Come on, hurry up. Slowpoke. 254 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,282 (MAX BAYING) 255 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,700 (GRINCH WHOOPING) 256 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,665 (GRINCH LAUGHING) 257 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:48,590 Yes! Got to be a better way! 258 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,427 (GRINCH YELLING) 259 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,604 (GRINCH SNORTING) 260 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:09,945 (SIGHING) 261 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,781 A car would have paid for itself by now! 262 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:14,825 (RUMBLING) 263 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,452 Oh, goody. Another load coming down. 264 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,122 (WHOOPING) 265 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,792 What's that stench? 266 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,211 It's fantastic! 267 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,173 Max! Grab a bag. 268 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,301 We'll come back for the rest. 269 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,221 Of course, when I say "we," I mean "you." 270 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,850 It's amazing what these Whos can throw away. 271 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,396 Oh, well. One man's toxic sludge 272 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,356 is another man's potpourri. 273 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,817 (MAX BARKING) I don't know. It's some kind of soap. 274 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:05,125 (SINGING) Where are you, Christmas 275 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,962 Why can't I find you 276 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:14,551 Why have you gone away 277 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:21,349 My world is changing 278 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:25,520 I'm rearranging 279 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,815 Does that mean Christmas 280 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:34,321 Changes too 281 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:45,248 Where are you, Christmas 282 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,044 Do you remember 283 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:54,674 The girl you used to know 284 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,136 You and I 285 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:01,348 Were so carefree 286 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,935 Now, nothing's easy 287 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,855 Did Christmas change 288 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:12,692 Or just 289 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,906 Me 290 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,093 (SIGHING) 291 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,518 (EXCLAIMING) 292 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,186 Sweet! 293 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,741 (SINGING) Be it ever so heinous 294 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,954 There's no place like home 295 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,961 GRINCH: First floor, factory rejects. 296 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,798 Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max! 297 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,176 But, we did our worst. And that's all that matters. 298 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:23,930 At least I scared the bejeebles out of that little girl at the post office. 299 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,266 She'll be scarred for life, if we're lucky. 300 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,018 (GRINCH HUMMING) 301 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,104 (SIGHING) 302 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,647 (GRUNTING) 303 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,442 (GROANING) 304 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,327 Funny she didn't rat on us, though. 305 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,579 Must be afraid of reprisals. 306 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,595 Yes! Down a size and a half! 307 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,557 And this time, I'll keep it off. 308 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,395 Get the stick, Max. Get the stick! 309 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,897 (MAX BARKING) 310 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,068 There's no stick! 311 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,736 I'm smarter. 312 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,322 (WHOOPING) 313 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,161 Any calls? 314 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,998 COMPUTER VOICE: You have no messages. 315 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,377 Odd. Better check the outgoing. 316 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,756 GRINCH'S VOICE: If you utter so much as one syllable 317 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,426 I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! 318 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,304 If you'd like to fax me, press the star key. 319 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:47,722 (BEEPING) 320 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,225 Oh, well. 321 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,727 (LAUGHING) 322 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,524 That's more like it. 323 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,693 (HUMMING) 324 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,740 (SQUEALING) 325 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,713 Excellent year. 326 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,173 I'll tell you, Max, 327 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:25,093 I don't know why I ever leave this place. 328 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:28,847 I've got all the company I need right here. 329 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,268 Hello! (ECHOING) Hello! 330 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,147 How are you? How are you? 331 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,608 I asked you first! I asked you first! 332 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:45,280 Oh, that's really mature, saying exactly what I say! 333 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:48,825 ...mature... Mature... Exactly what I say 334 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,288 I'm an idiot! You're an idiot! 335 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:59,711 (WHISPERING) All right, fine. I'm not talking to you anymore. 336 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,671 In fact, I'm going to whisper, 337 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:04,758 so that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls 338 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,384 and gets back to me, 339 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:09,054 I won't be able to hear it! 340 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,098 You're an idiot! 341 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,854 (GLASS SHATTERING) 342 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,946 Am I just eating because I'm bored? 343 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,498 (DOORBELL RINGING) 344 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,750 WOMAN 1: Who could that be? 345 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:43,630 Hello, little girl. Are you here to read to us? 346 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:48,218 No. I hear you know some things about the Grinch. 347 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:51,846 NARRATOR: Cindy Lou had some questions in her curious heart. 348 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:55,975 Why did the Grinch hate Christmas? Where did it all start? 349 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,312 With her dad's blabbacorder, she wouldn't give an inch. 350 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:04,025 In your own words, please tell me everything you know about the Grinch. 351 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,570 Where did he come from? Oh, well. 352 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,198 He came the way all Who babies come. 353 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:15,286 On calm nights, baby Who girls 354 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:17,622 and tiny Who fellas 355 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:22,627 drift from the sky in their own pumbersellas. 356 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:26,005 (BABY BABBLING) 357 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:31,803 Hey, honey! 358 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,471 Our baby's here! 359 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,309 He looks just like your boss. 360 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,063 Oh! So that's how it works. 361 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:47,902 It was Christmas Eve, and a strange wind blew that night. 362 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,740 (BABY COOING) 363 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,080 (GIGGLING) 364 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,380 (YOUNG GRINCH CACKLING) 365 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:14,637 (BABY CRYING) 366 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:17,765 We were having our annual holiday get-together. 367 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,601 (MUSIC PLAYING) 368 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:26,316 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 369 00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:35,450 (BABBLING) 370 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:44,584 WOMAN 2: It was morning before anybody realized that he was out there! 371 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:47,670 The poor dear! But, you know what? 372 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,131 We knew right away that he was special. 373 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,927 Christmas time is here again 374 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:58,181 (BELCHING) Oh. Do you want a Christmas cookie? 375 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,309 Yes, which Christmas cookie would you like? 376 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,477 Santa. 377 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,230 Oh! His first words! 378 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,149 Yes, that is a Santa plate. 379 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,818 Do you want to hold this Santa plate? 380 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,987 (WOMEN EXCLAIMING) 381 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,994 Santa, bye-bye! 382 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:26,209 WOMAN 1: Oh, he was a wonderful... 383 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:28,503 Whatever he was. 384 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,382 And we raised him like any other Who child 385 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:35,134 with a deep love of Christmas. 386 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,345 (GRINCH CACKLING) 387 00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:41,849 Don't forget, tomorrow's our big Christmas gift exchange. 388 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:45,395 Everyone bring a special gift for a special someone. 389 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,190 MARTHA: The... Grinch... 390 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,403 He had no sense of color coordination. 391 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:58,199 Although I hardly remember him. I didn't have time to socialize. 392 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:02,078 I was far too busy with my studies. 393 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,707 TEACHER: Now, class, is everyone almost finished? 394 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:11,337 And if the truth be told, he liked Martha. 395 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,174 Martha was my girlfriend. 396 00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,971 I don't like discussing this Grinch 397 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,140 so very close to Christmas, but 398 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:25,143 maybe if you hear the truth, you'll understand why... 399 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,145 Put your back into it! 400 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:31,024 I tried to take him under my wing. 401 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,525 You don't have a chance with her. 402 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,570 You're eight years old and you have a beard! 403 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,367 He had hair. Not pleasant. 404 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:45,913 He shed. Not right. 405 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:52,253 You know, Christmas is my favorite time of year. 406 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:54,422 I just love the colors. 407 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:58,134 Red. And green. 408 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,265 MARTHA: Did I have a crush on the Grinch? 409 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,018 Well, of course not. 410 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:11,230 I didn't ask you that. Oh. Right. 411 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,526 WOMAN 1: For some reason, when he came home that day, 412 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:18,863 he really got into the Christmas spirit for the first time. 413 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,031 Baby, picture you and me 414 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,199 Perfect! 415 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,410 Hangin' 'round a Christmas tree 416 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:25,620 Whoopsy. 417 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,289 Colored lights and an angel up above 418 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,417 Christmas of love 419 00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,629 What a lovely family heirloom! 420 00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:35,838 Gather everyone 421 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,048 And they're gonna come 422 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:40,385 Have a lot of fun at Christmas time 423 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:43,679 Now it's on the way Everybody say 424 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:46,224 We're gonna have a Christmas of love 425 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,476 The fires of love! 426 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,895 Baby, make a little wish 427 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,606 YOUNG GRINCH: This will be perfect on the top of her tree. 428 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:56,567 Oh, Martha! Oh, Christmas! 429 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:59,112 Everything you been dreaming of 430 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:02,907 Christmas of love CHORUS: Love, love, love 431 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:06,160 I want you all to look your best tomorrow. 432 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,163 You don't have a chance with her. 433 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:12,208 You're eight years old and you have a beard! 434 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:29,392 Has everyone given their gifts? 435 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:30,476 (KIDS AGREEING) 436 00:29:30,561 --> 00:29:32,687 YOUNG GRINCH: I haven't. ALL: What? 437 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,654 Merry Christmas, Martha May. 438 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:42,822 (ALL LAUGHING) 439 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,575 Why do you have a bag on your head? 440 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:50,037 Probably because he's embarrassed by that hideoderous gift. 441 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:51,289 (ALL LAUGHING) 442 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:53,416 Mr. Grinch, 443 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,835 please take the bag off. 444 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,797 Yes, you take it off. 445 00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:06,679 Put the book down. 446 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,894 And your foot. 447 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,482 YOUNG MAY WHO: Look at that hack job! 448 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,786 Stupid present! 449 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:32,914 Stupid tree! 450 00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:36,417 I hate Christmas! 451 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:39,045 The anger. The fury! 452 00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:41,005 The muscles! 453 00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,466 (ALL SCREAMING) 454 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,227 MARTHA: It was a horrible day, 455 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,563 when they were so cruel to him. 456 00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:58,856 And... 457 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,360 I could hardly bear it. 458 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:21,128 I hate Christmas! I hate it! 459 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:25,216 MARTHA: And that was the last time we ever saw him. 460 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,971 The very last time. 461 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,942 NARRATOR: So, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, 462 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:29,947 he stood outside his cave, hating the Whos. 463 00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:32,325 Alphabetically. 464 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,954 Aadvarkian Abakenezer Who, 465 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:40,374 I hate you! 466 00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:48,716 Aaron B. Benson Who, I hate you. 467 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,510 Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. 468 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,054 Double hate. 469 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:57,058 Loathe entirely! 470 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,399 Nutcrackers? 471 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:09,403 It's their Whobilation. 472 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,198 NARRATOR: He snarled with a sneer. 473 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:16,911 Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here. 474 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,330 Max! 475 00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:22,291 Fetch me my sedative. 476 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,879 Now to take care of those pesky memories. 477 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:28,923 (GROANING) 478 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:32,218 (SINGING) Whobilation, plentiful With candy canes and pies 479 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:35,221 I can't wait to get there To eat some google fries 480 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:37,390 Whobilation, Whobilation 481 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:38,516 Dad? Yeah. 482 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,851 I've been thinking about the Whobilation. 483 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,687 And I may do something drastic. 484 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,814 That's fine, dear. Ask your mother. 485 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,441 Where'd she go? BETTY: Honey! 486 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,276 Honey. Hi! 487 00:33:50,404 --> 00:33:53,656 Look, I just found the cutest light for my Christmas display. 488 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,241 (CAR CRASHING) 489 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,827 Hurry up, we're gonna be late. Come on. 490 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:18,889 And now, the nominations... 491 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,809 for that Who among us who best typifies 492 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:25,312 the qualities of Who-dom and Who-dery 493 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,817 the Whoville Holiday Cheermeister! 494 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,777 (ALL CHEERING) 495 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,995 Do I hear a nomination? 496 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,621 CINDY: I nominate the Grinch! 497 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,206 (ALL GASPING) 498 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,417 WOMAN: The Grinch? MAN: The Grinch? 499 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:47,710 The Grinch? 500 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,464 My, my, my. 501 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:55,092 What an altruistic daughter you have there, Lou! 502 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:57,386 Thank you. 503 00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:00,389 Cindy? 504 00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:05,811 Let me quote a verse 505 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,230 from The Book of Who. 506 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,357 Thank you. 507 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,359 "The term 'Grinchy' shall apply 508 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,613 "when Christmas spirit is in short supply." 509 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:19,116 Now, I ask you, does that sound like our Holiday Cheermeister? 510 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:23,621 True, Mr. May Who. But The Book of Who says this too, 511 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:26,290 "No matter how different a Who may appear, 512 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,502 "he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer." 513 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,341 Whoa. Yes, well, the Book also says, the... 514 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:39,970 "The award cannot go to the Grinch, because 515 00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:43,933 "sometimes things get the lead pipe cinch." 516 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:46,560 You made that up! It doesn't say that. 517 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,979 No, no, no, no, it does. 518 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,524 What page? 519 00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:55,569 Lost my... 520 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,780 My place, but it's... 521 00:35:58,031 --> 00:36:00,866 It's in here! But the Book does say 522 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:05,079 "The Cheermeister is the one who deserves a back slap or a toast. 523 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,541 "And it goes to the soul at Christmas who needs it most." 524 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:11,293 And I believe that soul is the Grinch. 525 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:15,089 And if you're the Whos I hope you are, 526 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:16,799 you will too. 527 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,093 She's right! 528 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:25,474 Fine. Fine. 529 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:29,687 You people want to waste a perfectly good nomination, 530 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,313 why, it's up to you. 531 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:33,941 But I am telling you, 532 00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:37,611 the Grinch will never come down. 533 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,656 And when he doesn't, the Mayor will wear the crown. 534 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,284 Well, more or less. 535 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:46,620 (SINGING) Deck your heart with jollity 536 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:49,123 Style your smile all Christmas-y 537 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:52,251 Flick some flocking on the tree 538 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,087 Let there be Whobilation 539 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,923 Bake the fruitcake Egg the nog 540 00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,718 Feed the flaming Who-ltide log 541 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:03,637 Baste the beast and gulp the grog 542 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:06,557 Let there be Whobilation 543 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,101 Tick, tock, tick tock GRINCH: (SINGING) Tick, tock, tick, tock 544 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:12,104 Counting down the Christmas clock 545 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,773 Old, young, big, small 546 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,609 (SHUDDERING) 547 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:24,742 Blast this Christmas music. 548 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:28,162 It's joyful and triumphant. 549 00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:31,665 Must drown them out! 550 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,384 Not working! 551 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,932 NARRATOR: The whipperwinds whipped high above the Who town, 552 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:51,727 a trip or a slip, you'd slide all the way down. 553 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:55,564 But this girl had a mission. She knew what to do. 554 00:37:55,649 --> 00:37:57,566 She'd invite the Grinch herself, 555 00:37:57,859 --> 00:38:00,027 that brave Cindy Lou. 556 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:05,282 (WHOS CONTINUE SINGING) 557 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:11,538 Play, monkey! Play! 558 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:15,334 (GRINCH SCATTING) 559 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,886 GRINCH: Ow-y! 560 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:30,391 Mr. Grinch? 561 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,229 Mr. Grinch! 562 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,485 CINDY: Hello? 563 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:45,239 (GRINCH GRUNTING) 564 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,419 (WHINING) 565 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,179 Excuse me. 566 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:28,532 Hello, little girl. 567 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,827 How dare you enter 568 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,413 the Grinch's lair? 569 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:37,541 The impudence! The audacity! 570 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,335 The unmitigated gall! 571 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:44,631 You called down the thunder, now, get ready 572 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,717 for the boom! 573 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:50,804 Gaze into the face of fear! 574 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:52,639 (BLUBBERING) 575 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:54,683 Mr. Grinch, 576 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:57,603 my name is Cindy Lou Who. 577 00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:01,273 You see, even now the terror 578 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,817 is welling up inside you. 579 00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,070 I'm not scared. 580 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:10,407 Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil. 581 00:40:10,492 --> 00:40:11,825 (GROWLING) 582 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,244 I don't think so. 583 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:16,330 Doubt? 584 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:20,334 Another unmistakable sign of the heebie-jeebies! 585 00:40:21,002 --> 00:40:24,505 Now, you're doomed! 586 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:27,633 (SNARLING) 587 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:34,181 Run for your life, 588 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,559 before I kill again! 589 00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:41,355 I'm a psycho! 590 00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:47,069 Danger! Danger! 591 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,363 (GROWLING) 592 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:58,372 Maybe you need a timeout. 593 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,167 (GIGGLING) 594 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:08,382 Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television. 595 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,970 What do you want? Mr. Grinch, 596 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:17,891 I came to invite you to be Holiday Cheermeister. 597 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,062 "Holiday Whoobie-what-y?" 598 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:24,189 Cheermeister. 599 00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:26,400 "Cheermeister... Celebrate with friends." 600 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:28,777 (LAUGHING) 601 00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:32,739 That's a good one. 602 00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:35,284 I know you hate Christmas, 603 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,120 but what if it's all just a misunderstanding? Don't care. 604 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:41,415 I mean, I myself am having some Yuletide doubts. 605 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,459 But maybe if you can reunite with the Whos 606 00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:46,753 and be a part of Christmas... 607 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,547 (MIMICKING CINDY) 608 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:51,925 Grow up! Then maybe it'll be all right for me, too! 609 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,594 I'm sorry, your session is over. 610 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:56,680 Please make another appointment with the receptionist on the way out. 611 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:59,766 Please, please. You have to accept the award. 612 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:05,856 Award? 613 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:11,945 You never mentioned an award. 614 00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:14,573 Yeah, with a trophy and everything! 615 00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:16,533 And I won? You won! 616 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:20,329 That means there were losers. I guess. 617 00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:24,791 So, if you come... A town full of losers! 618 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,752 I like it. 619 00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:30,297 Was anyone emotionally shattered? 620 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:32,841 Come on, a minute ago I couldn't shut you up! 621 00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:34,426 Details, details! 622 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:36,887 Well, the Mayor wasn't happy. 623 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,140 Oh! No. 624 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,101 Martha May will be there. 625 00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:46,104 Oh, she will? 626 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:50,359 And she'll see me. A winner. 627 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,820 She'll be on me like fleegle flies 628 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,739 on a flat-faced floogle horse. 629 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:58,492 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, Martha baby. 630 00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:00,911 But the "G" train has left the station. 631 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,704 So, will you come? 632 00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:05,082 Oh, all right. 633 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,460 I don't know if it's that adorable twinkle in your eye, 634 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,462 or that nonconformist streak 635 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:14,007 the reminds me of a younger, less hairy me. 636 00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:16,301 But you've convinced me. 637 00:43:16,386 --> 00:43:17,427 Who knows? 638 00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:21,765 This Whobilation could change my entire outlook on life! 639 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:23,725 Really? No. 640 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:25,560 (SCREAMING) 641 00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:29,147 (WHINING) 642 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,027 (LAUGHING) 643 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:38,365 (WHINING) 644 00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:48,750 (WHOOPING) 645 00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:51,628 (SHOUTING) 646 00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,722 There you are. Honey. You can make snow angels later. 647 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,599 We can't be late for the Whobilation! 648 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:06,768 (GRINCH SHOUTING) 649 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:11,315 The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. 650 00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:13,191 On such short notice. 651 00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:16,862 Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! 652 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:21,700 "4:00, wallow in self-pity. 653 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,037 "4:30, stare into the abyss. 654 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,998 "5:00, solve world hunger, 655 00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:29,666 "tell no one. 656 00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:31,960 "5:30, Jazzercise. 657 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:35,505 "6:30, dinner with me." I can't cancel that again. 658 00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:38,925 "7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing" 659 00:44:39,302 --> 00:44:40,635 I'm booked! 660 00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:42,387 Of course, if I bumped the loathing to 9:00, 661 00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:45,098 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, 662 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,434 and slip slowly into madness. 663 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,479 But what would I wear? 664 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:09,331 (MAX BARKING) 665 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,751 It's not a dress, it's a kilt! 666 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:15,670 Sicko! 667 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:21,385 Stupid. Ugly. Out of date! 668 00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:24,554 This is ridiculous. 669 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:28,141 If I can't find something nice to wear, I'm not going. 670 00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:30,185 (MAN YODELING) 671 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,786 That's it, I'm not going. 672 00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:05,137 Well, it's time for our Holiday Cheermeister of the Year Award! 673 00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:07,013 (WHOS CHEERING) 674 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:14,646 Congratulations, Mr. Grinch! 675 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:18,900 He isn't here. 676 00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:20,527 What? 677 00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:24,531 He didn't show? Oh. 678 00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:27,159 Who could have predicted this? 679 00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:30,704 All right. I'll swing by for a minute, 680 00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:34,833 allow them to envy me, grab a handful of popcorn shrimp, and blow out of there. 681 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:39,629 But what if it's a cruel prank? What if it's a cash bar? 682 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:43,592 How dare they? All right, I'll go. 683 00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:47,679 But I'll be fashionably late. No. Yes. No. Yes. No! 684 00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:49,097 Yes! 685 00:46:50,892 --> 00:46:52,434 Definitely not! 686 00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:55,228 All right. I've made my decision. 687 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:57,898 I'm going, and that's that. 688 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:01,443 Had my fingers crossed. 689 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:07,491 Maybe I should flip a coin! 690 00:47:07,867 --> 00:47:09,576 (SCREAMING) 691 00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:19,586 Well, I guess the award goes to the runner-up. 692 00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:23,006 That's right. 693 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:26,259 A man for whom Christmas comes, not once a year, 694 00:47:26,469 --> 00:47:28,637 but every minute of every day! 695 00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:31,306 A handsome, noble man, 696 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:34,809 a man who's had his tonsils removed twice! 697 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:37,562 That's an interesting story. 698 00:47:37,730 --> 00:47:39,940 You see, what happened was... 699 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,608 (RUMBLING) 700 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,196 (GRINCH YELLING) 701 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,371 (GASPING) 702 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:55,956 Hello, Martha. 703 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,290 He made it! 704 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,334 Cindy, wha... Honey! 705 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,002 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 706 00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:09,636 (CROWD EXCLAIMING) 707 00:48:22,984 --> 00:48:24,609 (ALL SCREAMING) 708 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:27,988 Hot crowd. Hot crowd. 709 00:48:29,657 --> 00:48:31,658 I believe I'm here to 710 00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:36,830 accept an award of some kind? 711 00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:40,667 And the child 712 00:48:41,711 --> 00:48:43,378 mentioned a check? 713 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,922 No, I didn't. All right, then, give me the award. 714 00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:47,924 Come on, while I'm young! 715 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,927 Don't you worry, Mr. Holiday Cheermeister, 716 00:48:51,012 --> 00:48:52,596 you'll get your award. 717 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,808 But first, a little family reunion. 718 00:48:57,810 --> 00:48:59,352 They nursed you. 719 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:02,480 They clothed you. Here they are, 720 00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:05,483 your Old Biddies! 721 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:09,863 Are you two still living? 722 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:12,616 Oh. We missed you! 723 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,285 Rose. The sweater. The sweater, Rose. 724 00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:17,829 Sweater? What are you talkin' about? No, I can't! 725 00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:19,789 I can't do this! 726 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:22,000 (ALL CHATTERING) 727 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,960 GRINCH: Don't touch me there! 728 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:27,380 (CROWD EXCLAIMING) 729 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:29,674 (ALL GASPING) 730 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,928 Put him in the Chair of Cheer! 731 00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:36,848 Chair of Cheer? What's the Chair of Cheer? 732 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:42,646 You didn't tell me about the Chair of Cheer! Please, Mr. Grinch. Please? 733 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:47,025 No, no, no. I can't do it. Honestly. I'm not ready. It's too much, too soon! 734 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:48,735 MAY WHO: It's that time of year. 735 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:52,405 The Cheermeister's ride in the Chair of Cheer! 736 00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:55,742 Put me down! I mean it! I've got a lawyer. 737 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,161 There'll be hell to pay! 738 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,540 First, you'll put your taste buds to the test 739 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:07,462 as you judge the Who-Pudding Cook-off! Who-Pudding Cook-off! 740 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:09,673 MAN 1: Mine first. I really don't know. 741 00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,591 MAN 2: No, mine's the best! 742 00:50:12,051 --> 00:50:13,760 MAN 3: You'll enjoy this! 743 00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:16,721 MAN 4: This is not pudding. 744 00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:18,932 What is it? 745 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,394 MAN 5: This is mine. Yummy, yummy, yummy. 746 00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:25,271 MAY WHO: Christmas Conga! 747 00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:27,774 Gee, look at the time. I really should be getting back. 748 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:29,776 All right! 749 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,611 (MUSIC PLAYING) 750 00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:37,242 Fruitcake... Fa la-la! 751 00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:38,952 No. 752 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,292 Fudge Judge. 753 00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:48,378 (WHOS CHEERING) 754 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,047 Made it myself. Yeah? 755 00:50:51,132 --> 00:50:53,842 Mine are homemade too. Okay. 756 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,970 Put it in. Bring it on! 757 00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:59,222 Is that all you got? 758 00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,641 Is that all you got? Come on. 759 00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:09,023 Outta the way, slow-mo! 760 00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:12,318 (CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME PLAYING) 761 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,125 He's number one in the sack race run! 762 00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:30,044 Number one! I'm number one! 763 00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:32,505 I'm number one! 764 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,134 No child can beat the Grinch! 765 00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,761 Yeah! 766 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,345 (WHOOPING) 767 00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:43,349 I beat you. 768 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:57,947 MAY WHO: And now it's time for the moment we've all been waiting for. 769 00:51:58,032 --> 00:52:00,408 Yes! My award. 770 00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:02,619 Write the check. There's no check. 771 00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:04,162 Are you sure? 772 00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:06,623 Because I really thought I heard someone mention a check. 773 00:52:06,707 --> 00:52:07,665 I said, there's no check. 774 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:11,085 And now it's time for Present Pass It On! 775 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,964 As always, we start with our Cheermeister. 776 00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:17,675 (EXCLAIMING) 777 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:25,892 A gift of a Christmas shave. 778 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,019 (ALL LAUGHING) 779 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,826 YOUNG MAY WHO: Look at that hack job! 780 00:52:53,254 --> 00:52:55,463 Yes, yes, yes. Good times! 781 00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:58,258 Good times. 782 00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,969 And now, I have a little something 783 00:53:01,053 --> 00:53:03,096 for the love of my life. 784 00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:05,807 Martha May, 785 00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:11,604 please become Mrs. Augustus May Who. 786 00:53:12,106 --> 00:53:13,773 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 787 00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:20,947 Augustus. 788 00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:26,494 If you agree to be my wife, along with a lifetime supply of happiness, 789 00:53:26,579 --> 00:53:28,621 you'll also receive this... 790 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:33,710 It's a new car! 791 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:38,006 Generously provided by the taxpayers of Whoville! 792 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,759 What do you say, Martha? 793 00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:45,138 Ya got 20 seconds on the clock. 794 00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,726 Well, I... 795 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,815 These gifts are quite dazzling. 796 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,567 (SCREECHING) 797 00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:04,073 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 798 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:08,369 Of course they are. 799 00:54:09,330 --> 00:54:11,414 That's what it's all about, isn't it? 800 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:15,043 That's what it's always been about! 801 00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:18,838 Gifts! Gifts. 802 00:54:19,048 --> 00:54:21,341 Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts. 803 00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:24,636 You wanna know what happens to your gifts? 804 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:27,764 They all come to me. In your garbage. 805 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:31,517 You see what I'm saying? In your garbage! 806 00:54:32,561 --> 00:54:37,315 I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump! 807 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:40,526 And the avarice. 808 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:45,031 The avarice never ends! 809 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,617 "I want golf clubs." "I want diamonds." "I want a pony 810 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:51,120 "so I can ride it twice, get bored, and sell it to make glue!" 811 00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:53,122 Look, I don't wanna make waves. 812 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:56,709 But this whole Christmas season 813 00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:58,962 is stupid, stupid, stupid! 814 00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:02,632 There is, however, 815 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:06,386 one teeny-tiny 816 00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:08,471 Christmas tradition 817 00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:10,306 I find 818 00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:13,851 quite meaningful. 819 00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:17,230 (GASPING) 820 00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:20,650 Mistletoe. 821 00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:23,903 Now, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville! 822 00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:25,905 (GRINCH WHIRRING) 823 00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:28,491 (WHOS SCREAMING) 824 00:55:32,413 --> 00:55:35,415 Somebody's fabulous! 825 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:41,295 All right, your turn! Go on! That way! 826 00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:50,054 Let's go! No! 827 00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,098 Excuse me, old-timer. 828 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,392 Mind if I wet my whistle? 829 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:55,893 Well... 830 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:01,190 That's my good stuff! 831 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:11,951 Burn, baby! Burn! 832 00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:23,796 Oh, wow. 833 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:27,133 Oh, the Whomanity! 834 00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,635 Let's go! Come on! No! Wait! 835 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,929 Do something. Right! 836 00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:34,265 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 837 00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:35,933 (WHIRRING) 838 00:56:39,646 --> 00:56:42,231 Calling all units. Calling all units. 839 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:46,903 Taxi! 840 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:51,783 It's because I'm green, isn't it? 841 00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:53,826 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 842 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:57,914 Halt! 843 00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:02,210 Evening, folks. Mind if I ride along? 844 00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:04,712 You might wanna scooch over. 845 00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:06,172 (SCREAMING) 846 00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:08,966 You did the right thing. 847 00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:18,559 Outta the way! 848 00:57:20,187 --> 00:57:21,437 Hey! 849 00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:24,690 (WHOOPING) 850 00:57:28,237 --> 00:57:30,613 That's gonna hurt in the morning. 851 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:32,198 (CACKLING) 852 00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:37,912 (WHOOPING) 853 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:49,841 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 854 00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:54,637 (SPARKS SURGING) 855 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,056 It's gonna blow! 856 00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:06,482 (SCREAMING) 857 00:58:10,445 --> 00:58:12,029 (CRACKERS WHIZZING) 858 00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:18,327 You fellas all right? Hey, how about a nice hat? 859 00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:19,579 Lou? 860 00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:30,047 I'm hurt, Lou. 861 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,843 I'm hurt, and I don't hurt easily. 862 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:36,929 But you and your family... 863 00:58:37,598 --> 00:58:39,182 I'm so... 864 00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:40,850 So disappointed. 865 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:47,273 Can we just get back to Christmas the way it should be? 866 00:58:48,609 --> 00:58:50,067 Grinch-less? 867 00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:53,237 Merry Christmas! 868 00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:56,324 MAY WHO: Merry Christmas! 869 00:59:00,329 --> 00:59:04,290 I just wanted everybody to be together for Christmas. 870 00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:11,547 I quite enjoyed that. I hope I get another invite soon. 871 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,382 (LAUGHING) 872 00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:18,179 MAY WHO: Come on, come on! 873 00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:20,431 Good thing we have a spare. 874 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,645 Suffering snorkelblatz! 875 00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:28,231 They're relentless! 876 00:59:32,611 --> 00:59:33,653 (BELL TOLLING) 877 00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:37,198 Only four hours till Christmas! 878 00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:41,369 NARRATOR: Yes, the Grinch knew tomorrow 879 00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:44,830 all the Who girls and boys would wake bright and early 880 00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:46,499 and rush for their toys. 881 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,710 And then, oh, the noise! 882 00:59:49,795 --> 00:59:53,339 Oh, the noise, noise, noise, noise! 883 00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:56,259 GRINCH: They'll bang on tong-tinglers. 884 00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:58,761 They'll blow their floo-flounders. 885 00:59:58,845 --> 01:00:02,932 They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing-bounders! 886 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:06,978 NARRATOR: Then Whos young and old would sit down to a feast, 887 01:00:07,062 --> 01:00:09,814 and they'll feast and they'll feast. 888 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:13,359 And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast! 889 01:00:13,902 --> 01:00:16,070 They'll eat their Who-pudding, 890 01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:19,782 and rare Who roast beast! 891 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:24,203 But there's something I just cannot stand in the least. 892 01:00:24,705 --> 01:00:25,955 Oh, no. 893 01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:29,875 I'm speaking in rhyme! 894 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,961 (YELLING) 895 01:00:35,007 --> 01:00:38,467 Blast you Whos! 896 01:00:42,723 --> 01:00:46,892 NARRATOR: And the more the Grinch thought of what Christmas would bring, 897 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,478 the more the Grinch thought... 898 01:00:49,730 --> 01:00:52,398 I must stop this whole thing. 899 01:00:54,026 --> 01:00:57,820 Why, for year after year I've put up with it now! 900 01:00:58,196 --> 01:01:00,823 I must stop this Christmas from coming! 901 01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,283 But how? 902 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:05,202 I mean, in what way? 903 01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:12,251 Well, Christmas is goin' to the dogs 904 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:18,132 We're scarfing down the turkey and the grog 905 01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:27,808 Are you having a holly, jolly 906 01:01:28,393 --> 01:01:30,019 Christmas? 907 01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:33,439 GRINCH: Wrong-o! 908 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:53,542 If you're not going to help me, 909 01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:55,628 then you might as well... 910 01:01:56,755 --> 01:02:00,800 NARRATOR: Then he got an idea. An awful idea. 911 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:04,136 The Grinch got a wonderful, 912 01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:06,514 awful idea. 913 01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:11,143 I know just what to do. 914 01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:22,196 NARRATOR: The Grinch laughed in his throat. 915 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:26,075 And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat. 916 01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:27,451 (CACKLING) 917 01:02:28,829 --> 01:02:31,414 And he chuckled and clucked 918 01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:34,083 at this great Grinchy trick. 919 01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:38,087 With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like St. Nick. 920 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:40,005 Ho-ho-ho! 921 01:02:40,132 --> 01:02:43,426 (SINGING) You're a mean one Mr. Grinch 922 01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:48,139 You really are a heel 923 01:02:49,141 --> 01:02:53,102 You're as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel 924 01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:55,729 Mr. Grinch 925 01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:59,442 You're a bad banana with a 926 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:03,028 Greasy black peel 927 01:03:07,868 --> 01:03:11,245 Just face the music You're a monster 928 01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:13,956 Mr. Grinch Yes, you are 929 01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:18,669 Your heart's an empty hole 930 01:03:18,753 --> 01:03:22,840 Your brain is full of spiders You got garlic in your soul 931 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:25,718 Mr. Grinch 932 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,971 I wouldn't touch you with a 933 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:34,894 Thirty-nine and a half-foot pole 934 01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:48,199 I asked for three-quarters, not five-eighths. 935 01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:49,783 Stay focused! 936 01:03:50,911 --> 01:03:52,244 (WHINING) 937 01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:59,418 You know, if you asked the Who's Who of Whoville... 938 01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:05,090 No one would deny it 939 01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:14,642 (COUGHING) 940 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:26,820 Air bag's a little slow. 941 01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:31,450 But that's what these tests are for! 942 01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:35,037 You're a vile one 943 01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:36,455 Mr. Grinch 944 01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:41,627 You have termites in your smile 945 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:44,588 You have all the tender sweetness 946 01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:46,757 Of a seasick crocodile 947 01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:49,635 Mr. Grinch 948 01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:53,472 Given the choice between you I'd take the 949 01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:59,478 Seasick crocodile 950 01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:22,334 Fat boy should be finishing up anytime now. 951 01:05:23,295 --> 01:05:25,212 Talk about a recluse. 952 01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:29,800 He only comes out once a year, and he never catches any flak for it! 953 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:33,846 Probably lives up there to avoid the taxes. 954 01:05:35,890 --> 01:05:38,726 SANTA CLAUS: Merry Christmas! 955 01:05:40,145 --> 01:05:41,520 Oopsie. 956 01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:44,732 Forgot about the reindeer. 957 01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:48,360 NARRATOR: Did that stop the old Grinch? 958 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,321 No. 959 01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:53,115 The Grinch simply said... 960 01:05:53,325 --> 01:05:56,035 If I can't find a reindeer, 961 01:05:56,745 --> 01:05:59,788 I'll make one instead. 962 01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:02,166 (WHIMPERING) 963 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:07,463 Oh, Max! 964 01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:13,802 NARRATOR: So he called his dog Max, 965 01:06:13,887 --> 01:06:15,888 and he took some red thread, 966 01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:19,725 and tied a big horn on top of his head. 967 01:06:23,104 --> 01:06:24,438 All right. 968 01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,899 You're a reindeer. Here's your motivation. 969 01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:30,944 Your name is Rudolph. You're a freak with a red nose, and nobody likes you. 970 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:34,406 Then one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. 971 01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:38,869 No, forget that part. We'll improvise. 972 01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:41,330 Just keep it kinda loosey-goosey. 973 01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:43,916 You hate Christmas! You're gonna steal it! 974 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,753 Saving Christmas was a lousy ending. Way too commercial. 975 01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:50,130 Action! 976 01:06:53,093 --> 01:06:54,551 Brilliant! 977 01:06:54,636 --> 01:06:56,762 You reject your own nose 978 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,473 because it represents the glitter of commercialism! 979 01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:01,392 Why didn't I think of that? 980 01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:04,103 Cut, print, check the gate. Moving on. 981 01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:07,272 (ENGINE WHIRRING) 982 01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:18,492 (STUTTERING) That feels good. 983 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,792 (LAUGHING) 984 01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:32,798 Here goes nothing, hot dog! 985 01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:39,638 Wow. 986 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,306 (BARKING) 987 01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:45,602 (GRINCH CACKLING) 988 01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:56,321 This is nuts! 989 01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,701 On Crasher! On Thrasher! 990 01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:03,245 On Vomit and Blitzkrieg! 991 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:05,622 (GRINCH YELLING) 992 01:08:11,713 --> 01:08:13,297 We're gonna die! 993 01:08:13,381 --> 01:08:15,215 We're gonna die! 994 01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:19,011 I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die! 995 01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:24,558 Mommy, tell it to stop! 996 01:08:26,311 --> 01:08:28,020 (LAUGHING) 997 01:08:43,369 --> 01:08:45,704 Almost lost my cool there. 998 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:55,506 NARRATOR: All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air. 999 01:08:55,590 --> 01:08:59,635 All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care, 1000 01:09:00,011 --> 01:09:02,805 when he came to the first little house on the square. 1001 01:09:02,889 --> 01:09:04,890 Welcome to Whoville, Max. 1002 01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:13,941 Betty? 1003 01:09:14,067 --> 01:09:15,484 Betty? What? 1004 01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,486 Did you hear something? 1005 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:20,781 It's Santa! 1006 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,741 Go right back to sleep. 1007 01:09:23,535 --> 01:09:24,535 (SNORING) 1008 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:31,416 Come on, Max. It's our first stop. 1009 01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:34,002 NARRATOR: The old Grinchy Claus hissed, 1010 01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:37,005 and he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist. 1011 01:09:37,090 --> 01:09:40,425 He'd slide down the chimney, a rather tight pinch, 1012 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:43,929 but if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch. 1013 01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:47,266 He's planning a double-twisting interrupted forward-flying two-and-a-half, 1014 01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,351 with a combo tuck and pike. 1015 01:09:49,561 --> 01:09:51,478 High degree of difficulty. 1016 01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:53,856 (EXCLAIMING) 1017 01:09:55,984 --> 01:09:57,401 (SHOUTING) 1018 01:09:57,485 --> 01:09:59,027 (GRUNTING) 1019 01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:02,656 NARRATOR: He got stuck only once, for a moment or two. 1020 01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:06,618 Blasted water weight! Goes right to my hips. 1021 01:10:07,287 --> 01:10:08,871 (GRUNTING) 1022 01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:19,715 NARRATOR: Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue. 1023 01:10:20,592 --> 01:10:23,010 A little more stealth, please. 1024 01:10:23,177 --> 01:10:25,721 NARRATOR: (WHISPERING) Where the little Who stockings all hung in a row. 1025 01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:27,848 These stockings... NARRATOR: He grinned. 1026 01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:29,975 ...are the first thing to go. 1027 01:10:30,435 --> 01:10:32,978 Okay, fellas. Chow time. 1028 01:11:04,636 --> 01:11:06,803 NARRATOR: Then he slunk to the icebox. 1029 01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:09,431 Slunk? 1030 01:11:11,351 --> 01:11:13,769 NARRATOR: He eyed the Whos' feast. 1031 01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:16,063 He took the Who-pudding. 1032 01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:18,815 He took the roast beast. 1033 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:20,359 Hike! 1034 01:11:21,694 --> 01:11:23,862 He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash. 1035 01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:27,908 Why, that Grinch, he even took their last can of Who-hash. 1036 01:11:28,952 --> 01:11:32,788 Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee. 1037 01:11:33,247 --> 01:11:36,625 And now... NARRATOR: Grinned the Grinch. 1038 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:40,504 ...I'll stuff up the tree. 1039 01:11:40,588 --> 01:11:44,174 NARRATOR: And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove, 1040 01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:47,928 when he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. 1041 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:49,471 Excuse me. 1042 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:58,814 The Grinch had been caught by this tiny Who daughter, 1043 01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:01,483 who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water. 1044 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:05,195 Santa Claus? What are you doing with our tree? 1045 01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:09,366 But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick, 1046 01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:14,246 he thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick. 1047 01:12:14,539 --> 01:12:18,834 GRINCH: Why, my sweet little tot. 1048 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,003 The fake Santa Claus lied. 1049 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:26,008 There's a light on this tree that won't light 1050 01:12:26,092 --> 01:12:27,551 on one side. 1051 01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:32,055 So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. 1052 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,850 (LAUGHING) 1053 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,271 I'll fix it up there, 1054 01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:42,858 and I'll bring it back here. 1055 01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:47,237 Santa, what's Christmas really about? 1056 01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:48,780 Vengeance! 1057 01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:52,284 I mean, 1058 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,204 presents, 1059 01:12:57,165 --> 01:12:59,291 I suppose. 1060 01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:04,671 I was afraid of that. 1061 01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:09,426 NARRATOR: And his fib fooled the child. 1062 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:13,055 Then he patted her head, and he got her a drink, 1063 01:13:13,139 --> 01:13:15,057 and he sent her to bed. 1064 01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:25,692 Santa? What? 1065 01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:28,111 Don't forget the Grinch. 1066 01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:31,782 I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. 1067 01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:35,494 His hands might be cold and clammy. 1068 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:40,665 But I think he's actually kind of...sweet. 1069 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,209 Sweet? 1070 01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:51,510 You think he's sweet? 1071 01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:54,346 Merry Christmas, Santa. 1072 01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:04,189 NARRATOR: And when Cindy Lou went up with her cup... 1073 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:05,607 Nice kid. 1074 01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:08,819 Bad judge of character. 1075 01:14:10,571 --> 01:14:13,698 ...he went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up. 1076 01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:24,793 And the last thing he took was the log for their fire. 1077 01:14:24,877 --> 01:14:28,839 On their walls he left nothing but some hooks and some wire. 1078 01:14:29,257 --> 01:14:31,967 And the one speck of food that he'd left in the house, 1079 01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:35,887 was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse. 1080 01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:42,894 Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant, 1081 01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:46,565 around each Who home, and he took every present. 1082 01:14:57,952 --> 01:15:01,163 Clearance sale. Everything must go. 1083 01:15:05,877 --> 01:15:07,335 (MEOWING) 1084 01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,760 What now? 1085 01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:18,346 (MEOWING) 1086 01:15:18,598 --> 01:15:20,307 (GRINCH GRUNTING) 1087 01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:52,881 Martha, 1088 01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:56,927 have you ever kissed a man who lost his tonsils twice? 1089 01:15:58,012 --> 01:16:00,096 (MIMICKING MARTHA) No, silly. 1090 01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:01,681 (KISSING) 1091 01:16:03,851 --> 01:16:07,729 But it's an experience that I've always longed for. 1092 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,856 Kiss me, you fool. 1093 01:16:10,524 --> 01:16:12,150 (WHIMPERING) 1094 01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:43,139 (LAUGHING) 1095 01:16:49,188 --> 01:16:50,522 (SNARLING) 1096 01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:01,616 (LAUGHING) 1097 01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:22,095 (MAX BARKING) 1098 01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:34,441 What are you laughing at, 1099 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:36,943 Rudolph? 1100 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:40,447 It's all you, Maxie! 1101 01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:43,825 NARRATOR: Three thousand feet up, up the side of Mt. Crumpit, 1102 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:47,912 he rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it. 1103 01:17:50,374 --> 01:17:52,208 Whoa! 1104 01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:54,878 (WHIMPERING) 1105 01:17:57,506 --> 01:18:01,343 We did it! 1106 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:07,932 We did it! We did it! 1107 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:10,852 That wasn't so bad, was it, Max? 1108 01:18:10,936 --> 01:18:11,936 (WHINING) 1109 01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:16,399 They'll be waking up now. 1110 01:18:18,444 --> 01:18:22,238 And I know just what they'll do. 1111 01:18:23,074 --> 01:18:25,116 All those Whos, 1112 01:18:25,576 --> 01:18:27,285 down in Whoville, 1113 01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:29,704 will all cry... 1114 01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:34,125 Boo-hoo 1115 01:18:34,794 --> 01:18:37,921 Boo-hoo 1116 01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:41,424 Boo-hoo 1117 01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:46,346 Boo-hoo 1118 01:18:47,807 --> 01:18:50,475 What an embarrassment! I've been robbed! 1119 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,062 (SIREN BLARING) 1120 01:19:08,661 --> 01:19:10,495 (MAY WHO SHUDDERING) 1121 01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:22,841 Mayor May Who? Oh, dear. 1122 01:19:29,849 --> 01:19:33,393 MAY WHO: Well, I wonder who could've done this. 1123 01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:37,188 Tell you people one thing. 1124 01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:38,982 Invite the Grinch, 1125 01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:41,192 destroy Christmas. 1126 01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:46,656 Invite the Grinch, destroy Christmas! 1127 01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:52,370 But did anyone listen to me? 1128 01:19:52,455 --> 01:19:54,372 I did. No! 1129 01:19:54,582 --> 01:19:58,293 You choose to listen to a little 1130 01:19:58,377 --> 01:20:02,005 not-to-be-taken-seriously girl, 1131 01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:05,967 who hasn't even grown into her nose yet. 1132 01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:12,765 Cindy, I hope you're very proud of what you've done. 1133 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,526 If she isn't, I am. 1134 01:20:23,611 --> 01:20:25,153 (PEOPLE GASPING) 1135 01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:27,780 I'm glad he took our presents. 1136 01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:31,367 What? I... 1137 01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:34,913 Well, I'm glad. 1138 01:20:35,206 --> 01:20:37,665 He's glad. You're glad. 1139 01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:40,210 You're glad everything is gone. 1140 01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:43,379 You're glad that the Grinch 1141 01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:45,340 virtually wrecked... 1142 01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,884 No, no, no, no, not wrecked, pulverized Christmas. 1143 01:20:47,968 --> 01:20:50,345 Is that what I'm hearing from you, Lou? 1144 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:52,889 You can't hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, 1145 01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:57,143 because it isn't about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights. 1146 01:20:57,228 --> 01:21:00,438 That's what Cindy's been trying to tell everyone. 1147 01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:03,191 And me. She's been trying to tell me. 1148 01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:06,611 What is wrong with you? This is a child. 1149 01:21:07,613 --> 01:21:09,113 She's my child. 1150 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,783 And she happens to be right, by the way. 1151 01:21:20,626 --> 01:21:25,088 I don't need anything more for Christmas than this right here, my family. 1152 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:31,511 LOU: Merry Christmas, everybody! ALL: Merry Christmas! 1153 01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:34,389 Merry Christmas, 1154 01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:36,975 you hunk of burnin' Who! 1155 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:39,018 (ALL GASPING) 1156 01:21:44,024 --> 01:21:45,817 Oh, give me a break. 1157 01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:54,867 Merry Christmas! 1158 01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,500 (LAUGHING) 1159 01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:09,007 Mr. Grinch? 1160 01:22:10,175 --> 01:22:11,551 Mr. Grinch? 1161 01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:15,346 Now for the final note in my symphony 1162 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:18,266 of downright nasty not-niceness! 1163 01:22:18,517 --> 01:22:21,394 The crescendo of my odious opus! 1164 01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:23,313 Yes! 1165 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,570 Oh, the wailing and the gnashing of teeth. 1166 01:22:31,030 --> 01:22:35,283 The bellowing of the bitterly bummed out! 1167 01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:39,454 It'll be like music to my ears! 1168 01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:47,295 Welcome, Christmas come this way 1169 01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:51,341 NARRATOR: Then the Grinch heard a sound rising over the snow. 1170 01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:55,345 It started in low, then it started to grow. 1171 01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:00,642 But the sound wasn't sad. 1172 01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:03,728 Why, this sounded merry. 1173 01:23:04,897 --> 01:23:08,066 But it was merry. Very. 1174 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:12,570 Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, 1175 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:16,074 were singing without any presents at all. 1176 01:23:17,201 --> 01:23:19,077 (WHOS CONTINUE SINGING) 1177 01:23:22,122 --> 01:23:26,042 He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming. It came. 1178 01:23:26,126 --> 01:23:29,671 Somehow or other, it came just the same! 1179 01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:31,422 (WHINING) 1180 01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:34,676 Mr. Grinch? 1181 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:41,349 NARRATOR: And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet ice-cold in the snow, 1182 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:44,435 stood puzzling and puzzling. 1183 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:46,437 How could it be so? 1184 01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:48,981 It came without ribbons! 1185 01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:51,109 It came without tags! 1186 01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:55,321 It came without packages, boxes or bags! 1187 01:23:58,283 --> 01:24:01,077 And he puzzled and puzzled, 1188 01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:03,246 till his puzzler was sore. 1189 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:09,711 Then the Grinch thought of something 1190 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:11,671 he hadn't before. 1191 01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:15,466 Maybe Christmas... 1192 01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:17,135 He thought. 1193 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:23,683 ...doesn't come from a store. 1194 01:24:27,521 --> 01:24:29,147 Maybe Christmas, 1195 01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:31,774 perhaps, 1196 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:40,116 means a little bit more. 1197 01:24:43,162 --> 01:24:44,620 (GRUNTING) 1198 01:24:46,874 --> 01:24:48,374 (GROANING) 1199 01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:13,191 Max! 1200 01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:15,193 Help me! 1201 01:25:16,028 --> 01:25:17,195 I'm 1202 01:25:18,238 --> 01:25:20,031 feeling! 1203 01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:28,372 NARRATOR: And what happened then... 1204 01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:31,375 Well, in Whoville they say 1205 01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,961 that the Grinch's small heart, 1206 01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:37,882 grew three sizes that day. 1207 01:26:09,957 --> 01:26:12,917 What's happening to me? 1208 01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:37,942 I'm all 1209 01:26:39,236 --> 01:26:41,112 toasty inside. 1210 01:26:48,161 --> 01:26:50,329 And I'm leaking. 1211 01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:55,543 Oh, Max. 1212 01:26:55,627 --> 01:26:57,295 (WHINING) 1213 01:26:58,297 --> 01:27:00,590 I love ya! 1214 01:27:04,136 --> 01:27:05,469 (WHINING) 1215 01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:11,726 All right, that's enough. Knock it off. Beat it! 1216 01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:15,730 Get out of here! One step at a time. 1217 01:27:24,448 --> 01:27:27,491 Oh, no. The sleigh. The presents. 1218 01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:30,369 They'll be destroyed! And I care! 1219 01:27:30,871 --> 01:27:33,748 What is the deal? 1220 01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:35,666 Wait! 1221 01:27:37,336 --> 01:27:38,753 This can't happen. 1222 01:27:38,837 --> 01:27:41,839 It shouldn't! It couldn't! It mustn't! It wouldn't! 1223 01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:45,259 Not now, not then, not ever again! 1224 01:27:55,562 --> 01:27:58,189 No! 1225 01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:01,901 (GRUNTING) 1226 01:28:14,539 --> 01:28:15,873 (GRUNTING) 1227 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:39,897 Boo-hoo! 1228 01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:47,571 Oh, well. 1229 01:28:48,073 --> 01:28:50,908 It's just toys, right? 1230 01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:53,536 Hi, Mr. Grinch. 1231 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:57,665 Cindy Lou! 1232 01:28:57,749 --> 01:29:00,376 What are you doing up there? 1233 01:29:00,585 --> 01:29:02,253 I came to see you. 1234 01:29:02,587 --> 01:29:04,755 No one should be alone on Christmas. 1235 01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:22,231 No! 1236 01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:23,315 (SIGHING) 1237 01:29:26,319 --> 01:29:27,737 (GRUNTING) 1238 01:29:44,254 --> 01:29:46,172 (GRINCH GRUNTING) 1239 01:29:53,305 --> 01:29:56,724 I got ya, Cindy Lou! 1240 01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:58,309 You did it! 1241 01:29:58,602 --> 01:30:00,061 (WHIMPERING) 1242 01:30:18,997 --> 01:30:20,498 (WHOOPING) 1243 01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:42,311 Spread eagle! Nailed it! 1244 01:30:51,363 --> 01:30:53,197 (GRINCH LAUGHING) 1245 01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:03,040 Are you all right? Are you kidding? 1246 01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:05,626 The sun is bright and the powder's bitching! 1247 01:31:05,710 --> 01:31:08,379 Now scoot over! It's my turn to drive! 1248 01:31:10,882 --> 01:31:12,508 (CINDY LAUGHING) 1249 01:31:12,717 --> 01:31:14,385 (WHOOPING) 1250 01:31:15,887 --> 01:31:18,264 I'd better slow this puppy down! 1251 01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:23,185 We're gonna crash! 1252 01:31:23,270 --> 01:31:25,563 Now you listen to me, young lady! 1253 01:31:25,647 --> 01:31:28,232 Even if we're horribly mangled, 1254 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:31,402 there'll be no sad faces on Christmas. 1255 01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:33,154 (MAX BARKING) 1256 01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:34,822 (BOTH SHOUTING) 1257 01:31:43,123 --> 01:31:45,207 What is it? CINDY: Help! 1258 01:31:45,292 --> 01:31:47,418 Cindy! Grinch? 1259 01:31:49,671 --> 01:31:50,921 My baby! 1260 01:31:51,339 --> 01:31:52,965 (WHOS CLAMORING) 1261 01:31:55,177 --> 01:31:56,677 Oh, Martha, grab an end. 1262 01:31:56,761 --> 01:31:59,680 By the way, these lights match your outfit perfectly. 1263 01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:04,393 This could be a little more difficult to negotiate. 1264 01:32:04,477 --> 01:32:06,937 GRINCH: Heads up, Whoville! 1265 01:32:07,022 --> 01:32:09,982 Hurry! Here he comes! 1266 01:32:10,066 --> 01:32:13,027 Outta the way! I have no insurance! 1267 01:32:13,278 --> 01:32:14,904 (WOMEN GRUNTING) 1268 01:32:15,614 --> 01:32:17,615 GRINCH: Yeah! 1269 01:32:24,247 --> 01:32:27,374 Run for your lives! Watch out, I can't stop! 1270 01:32:29,461 --> 01:32:32,254 Daddy, move! Dad, move it! 1271 01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:38,761 (GRUNTING) 1272 01:32:42,933 --> 01:32:44,308 Thanks for the help, Lou. 1273 01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:46,393 Hi, Daddy! Hi, Cindy, honey. 1274 01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:48,896 Merry Christmas, 1275 01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,856 one and all! 1276 01:32:50,941 --> 01:32:52,107 Cindy! 1277 01:32:53,652 --> 01:32:54,818 Mommy! 1278 01:32:55,487 --> 01:32:57,488 Merry Christmas. 1279 01:32:58,323 --> 01:32:59,490 Cindy! 1280 01:32:59,824 --> 01:33:01,450 (LAUGHING) 1281 01:33:02,953 --> 01:33:04,245 All right. 1282 01:33:05,163 --> 01:33:07,373 What do we have here? 1283 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:10,834 You got me, Officer! 1284 01:33:11,753 --> 01:33:13,045 I did it! 1285 01:33:13,129 --> 01:33:16,048 I'm the Grinch that stole Christmas. 1286 01:33:17,384 --> 01:33:20,261 And I'm...sorry. 1287 01:33:20,387 --> 01:33:22,054 (WHOS EXCLAIMING) 1288 01:33:25,517 --> 01:33:27,268 Aren't you gonna cuff me? 1289 01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:30,854 Put me in a choke hold? Blind me with pepper spray? 1290 01:33:30,939 --> 01:33:33,607 You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. 1291 01:33:33,692 --> 01:33:35,776 I'd go with the pepper spray. 1292 01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:37,861 Yes, I heard him, all right. 1293 01:33:38,697 --> 01:33:40,739 He said he was sorry. 1294 01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:46,245 Besides, it looks like everything is all here and accounted for. 1295 01:33:46,371 --> 01:33:49,873 Help me out here, people. Martha? 1296 01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:53,043 Merry Christmas, Augustus May Who! 1297 01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:56,588 I'm afraid I do have something for you. 1298 01:33:57,590 --> 01:33:59,008 (WHOOPING) 1299 01:34:08,268 --> 01:34:09,852 Your ring back. 1300 01:34:10,395 --> 01:34:13,605 Sorry, but my heart belongs to 1301 01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:16,275 someone else. 1302 01:34:22,157 --> 01:34:23,490 (LAUGHING) 1303 01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:34,084 No hard feelings? 1304 01:34:41,426 --> 01:34:43,052 Cheer up, dude. It's Christmas. 1305 01:34:57,859 --> 01:35:00,110 Merry Christmas, Mr. Grinch. 1306 01:35:04,824 --> 01:35:06,658 Your cheek's so... 1307 01:35:06,743 --> 01:35:10,162 I know. Hairy? 1308 01:35:10,663 --> 01:35:12,956 No. Greasy? 1309 01:35:13,333 --> 01:35:15,709 Stinky? Do I have a zit? 1310 01:35:15,919 --> 01:35:17,127 No. 1311 01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:20,172 Warm. 1312 01:35:26,805 --> 01:35:29,598 (SINGING) Fah who Foraze 1313 01:35:29,682 --> 01:35:31,934 Dah who Doraze 1314 01:35:32,018 --> 01:35:36,563 ALL: (SINGING) Welcome, Christmas Come this way 1315 01:35:36,898 --> 01:35:39,316 Fah who Foraze 1316 01:35:39,401 --> 01:35:41,819 Dah who Doraze 1317 01:35:41,903 --> 01:35:46,782 Welcome, Christmas, Christmas Day 1318 01:35:46,866 --> 01:35:51,745 Welcome, welcome Fah who Ramus 1319 01:35:51,830 --> 01:35:56,667 Welcome, welcome Dah who Damus 1320 01:35:56,835 --> 01:36:01,547 Christmas Day is in our grasp 1321 01:36:01,631 --> 01:36:06,427 So long as we have hands to clasp 1322 01:36:06,678 --> 01:36:09,179 Fah who Ray Moo 1323 01:36:09,264 --> 01:36:11,765 Yah who Hee Haw 1324 01:36:11,850 --> 01:36:14,184 Welcome, Christmas 1325 01:36:14,269 --> 01:36:16,895 Bring your Cheer Cheer 1326 01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:19,398 Fah who Foraze 1327 01:36:19,482 --> 01:36:21,733 Yah who Doraze 1328 01:36:21,818 --> 01:36:25,404 Welcome, all Whos Far 1329 01:36:26,823 --> 01:36:28,907 And 1330 01:36:29,742 --> 01:36:33,537 Near 1331 01:36:33,746 --> 01:36:37,291 NARRATOR: So he brought back the toys and the food for the feast. 1332 01:36:37,375 --> 01:36:42,963 And he, he himself, the Grinch, carved the roast beast. 1333 01:36:43,047 --> 01:36:44,214 Yeah! 1334 01:36:58,855 --> 01:37:00,481 GRINCH: There's nothing like the holidays. 1335 01:37:00,565 --> 01:37:02,983 Who wants the gizzard? LOU: I do! 1336 01:37:03,067 --> 01:37:05,652 Too late! That'll be mine. 1337 01:37:05,737 --> 01:37:09,615 Where are you, Christmas 1338 01:37:09,908 --> 01:37:13,535 I think I've found you 1339 01:37:13,703 --> 01:37:19,416 This time I'll make you stay 1340 01:37:20,418 --> 01:37:24,046 All will be singing 1341 01:37:24,130 --> 01:37:27,758 Bells will be ringing 1342 01:37:27,926 --> 01:37:31,637 Now and forever 1343 01:37:31,721 --> 01:37:36,934 Christmas Day 1344 01:38:01,751 --> 01:38:06,046 Where are you, Christmas 1345 01:38:06,130 --> 01:38:09,883 Why can't I find you 1346 01:38:10,468 --> 01:38:15,973 Why have you gone away 1347 01:38:18,977 --> 01:38:23,397 Where is the laughter 1348 01:38:23,481 --> 01:38:27,734 You used to bring me 1349 01:38:27,819 --> 01:38:33,657 Why can't I hear music play 1350 01:38:36,661 --> 01:38:41,039 My world is changing 1351 01:38:41,124 --> 01:38:45,335 I'm rearranging 1352 01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:49,089 Does that mean Christmas 1353 01:38:49,173 --> 01:38:55,679 Changes too 1354 01:39:02,812 --> 01:39:07,065 Where are you, Christmas 1355 01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:11,445 Do you remember 1356 01:39:11,571 --> 01:39:17,743 The one you used to know 1357 01:39:20,371 --> 01:39:24,499 I'm not the same one 1358 01:39:24,584 --> 01:39:29,004 See what the time's done 1359 01:39:29,130 --> 01:39:32,633 Is that why you have 1360 01:39:32,717 --> 01:39:39,222 Let me go 1361 01:39:42,101 --> 01:39:45,354 Christmas is here 1362 01:39:45,438 --> 01:39:48,023 Everywhere 1363 01:39:50,818 --> 01:39:54,071 Christmas is here 1364 01:39:54,155 --> 01:39:57,824 If you care 1365 01:40:00,078 --> 01:40:02,829 If there is love 1366 01:40:02,914 --> 01:40:07,709 In your heart and your mind 1367 01:40:07,835 --> 01:40:14,341 You will feel like Christmas all the time 1368 01:40:17,095 --> 01:40:21,348 I feel you, Christmas 1369 01:40:21,432 --> 01:40:25,727 I know I've found you 1370 01:40:25,812 --> 01:40:32,150 You never fade away 1371 01:40:34,612 --> 01:40:38,907 The joy of Christmas 1372 01:40:38,991 --> 01:40:43,370 Stays here in silence 1373 01:40:43,454 --> 01:40:48,500 Fills each and every heart 1374 01:40:50,628 --> 01:40:55,924 With love 1375 01:41:08,229 --> 01:41:10,355 They're makin' noise 1376 01:41:10,440 --> 01:41:13,150 Noise, noise, noise 1377 01:41:14,944 --> 01:41:17,988 How I hate their happy noise 1378 01:41:19,991 --> 01:41:22,909 There's only one thing I hate more 1379 01:41:22,994 --> 01:41:25,370 Come to think of it 1380 01:41:25,455 --> 01:41:28,582 And that's the people who keep 1381 01:41:28,666 --> 01:41:30,208 Makin' it 1382 01:41:30,668 --> 01:41:33,795 Feast, feast, feast, feast 1383 01:41:35,923 --> 01:41:39,968 They'll have more than anyone could ever eat 1384 01:41:41,053 --> 01:41:43,430 Me, I'm stuck here with my 1385 01:41:43,514 --> 01:41:45,766 Cream of wheat 1386 01:41:46,309 --> 01:41:49,144 There's no one here to feast with me 1387 01:41:51,522 --> 01:41:54,858 On this lonely Christmas Eve 1388 01:41:56,903 --> 01:42:00,197 Don't they know I'm up here all alone 1389 01:42:02,074 --> 01:42:04,868 In my cave up in the hills 1390 01:42:07,288 --> 01:42:10,832 How I wish that this would go away 1391 01:42:10,917 --> 01:42:13,418 This dreadful holiday 1392 01:42:13,503 --> 01:42:17,047 That they call Christmas Day 1393 01:42:20,468 --> 01:42:26,223 It's a lonely Christmas Eve 1394 01:42:35,399 --> 01:42:38,777 The streets are filled with Christmas cheer 1395 01:42:39,362 --> 01:42:42,906 At least it's only once a year 1396 01:42:43,533 --> 01:42:47,327 Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows 1397 01:42:47,411 --> 01:42:50,914 And carols ringing in my ear 1398 01:42:51,415 --> 01:42:54,793 Bundled up against the cold 1399 01:42:55,336 --> 01:42:58,755 Lines wherever gifts are sold 1400 01:42:59,340 --> 01:43:03,343 Each shop window displays a Christmas scene 1401 01:43:03,427 --> 01:43:07,013 For everybody young and old 1402 01:43:07,473 --> 01:43:10,809 Icicles on eaves troughs and tinsel on the tree 1403 01:43:10,893 --> 01:43:14,354 But it's a green Christmas for me 1404 01:43:17,358 --> 01:43:20,861 Couples skating on the pond 1405 01:43:21,404 --> 01:43:24,906 Makin' angels on the lawn 1406 01:43:25,366 --> 01:43:29,202 Five red mittens drying on the rack 1407 01:43:29,287 --> 01:43:33,290 And needle-shedding Tannenbaum 1408 01:43:33,416 --> 01:43:36,835 Red bows on the railings and snowflakes on the ground 1409 01:43:36,919 --> 01:43:41,089 But it's a green Christmas in this town 1410 01:43:43,342 --> 01:43:44,926 Green 1411 01:43:45,011 --> 01:43:48,847 'Cause of everything I miss 1412 01:43:48,931 --> 01:43:52,142 All this mistletoe No kiss 1413 01:43:52,935 --> 01:43:55,979 And with every Christmas wish 1414 01:43:56,856 --> 01:44:00,734 There would be no greater gift 1415 01:44:00,818 --> 01:44:03,987 Than to have this envy lift 1416 01:44:15,499 --> 01:44:19,252 Carolers are at my door 1417 01:44:19,337 --> 01:44:23,214 Don't wanna hear them anymore 1418 01:44:23,382 --> 01:44:26,885 Stockings on the mantel The snow's here every day 1419 01:44:26,969 --> 01:44:30,931 But it's a green Christmas anyway 1420 01:44:31,390 --> 01:44:34,768 Red nose on the reindeer Tinsel on the tree 1421 01:44:34,852 --> 01:44:38,647 But it's a green Christmas for me