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Guardian of the universe protecting
us against the forces of evil.

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He can catch a bullet.
Halt a speeding train.

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And leap tall buildings
in a single bound.

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- up in the sky!
- is it a bird? is it a plane?

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A mailman by day. the
city's guardian by night.

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Defending the citizens of New
York from the forces of evil.

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The world has been protected by a
group of extraordinary men and women...

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...who have dedicated
themselves to fighting crime.

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Mysterious traveller
from another dimension.

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He has powers far beyond the
capabilities of mere earthlings.

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I always wondered why
nobody did it before me.

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I mean, all those comic
books, movies, tvshows.

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You'd think that one eccentric loner
would have made himself a costume.

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I mean, is everyday
life really so exciting?

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Are schools and offices so thrilling...

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...that I'm the only one who
ever fantasized about this?

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Come on, be honest with yourself.

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At some point in our lives we
all wanted to be a superhero.

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That's not me, by the way.

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That's some Armenian guy with a
history of mental health problems.

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Who am I?

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I'm Kick-Ass.

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That's me... back before any
of this crazy shit happened.

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I guess I was the last person
you'd expect to become a superhero.

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I'm not saying there was
anything wrong with me...

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...but there's nothing special, either.

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- asshole!
- I wasn't into sports.

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I wasn't a mathlete
or a hard core gamer.

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I didn't have a piercing
or an eating disorder,

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or 3000 friends on myspace.

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My only superpower was
being invisible to girls.

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And out of my friends, man,
I wasn't even the funny one.

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Like most people my age, I just existed.

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Good morning, class.

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Please open your books
to act two, scene two.

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Kick in my bedroom door and you'll
probably find me watching tv...

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...or talking to my
friend todd on skype.

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- You watching 'family guy'?
- No.

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Me neither. turn on
nippleslip. com. it's good.

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Or jerking off, mostly
to my english teacher.

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Dave Lizewski. don't think I haven't
noticed you looking at my tits.

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Oh, I want your hands
all over me, Dave. please.

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Sure, a lot of what got me
through the average school day...

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...was making deposits in the
whac koff warehouse for later.

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Though, to be honest, it
didn't take much to set me off.

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I swear, when my hormones balance out...

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...shares in kleenex are
gonna take a dive, man.

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Dave Lizewski. shouldn't you be
looking at 'Hamlet' right now?

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Yes, mrs Zane.

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Sorry.

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But don't get me wrong. I
like girls my own age, too.

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- Especially Katie Deauxma.
- Hey, gorgeous.

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Hey.

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Oh... no.

55
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You meant Erika.

56
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I know. I knew that. I was just kidding.

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Okay, cool.

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Oh my god.

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Hey, look, I'm Todd's mom.

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That's funny. this is your dad.

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No, that's still my mom, actually.

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Oh, the fuck!

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I was just a regular guy.

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No radioactive spiders, no refugee
status from a doomed alien world.

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You know what? Todd said they
do still make count Chocula.

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They just don't sell it
at the store any more.

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My mother was killed by
an aneurism in the kitchen.

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As opposed to a gunman in the alley.

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So if you were hoping for any...

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I will avenge you, mother!

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...you're out of luck.

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In the 18 months since my mother died...

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...the only epiphany I had was
realising that life just goes on.

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Did they change the bee's face?

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No.

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How come nobody's ever
tried to be a superhero?

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Boy, I dunno. probably because
it's fucking impossible, dipshit.

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What, putting on a mask and helping
people, how's that impossible?

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That's not superhero, though.

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Super's like being stronger than
everybody and flying and shit.

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That's just hero.

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No, it's not even hero.
it's just fucking psycho.

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Hello? Bruce Wayne? he
didn't have any powers.

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Yes, but he had all the
expensive shit that doesn't exist.

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I thought you meant how come
nobody does it in real life?

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Yeah, Todd, that's what I meant.

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Dude, if anybody did it in real
life they'd get their ass kicked.

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- They'd be dead in, like, a day.
- A day.

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Yeah, okay, I'm not
saying they should do it.

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I just can't figure out why nobody does.

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Seriously, out of all the millions
of people who love superheroes,

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You'd think one would give it a try.

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Jesus, guys, does it not bug you?

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Why thousands of people wanna be Paris

95
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Hilton and nobody wants to be spiderman?

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Yeah, what's with that? she
has, like, no tits at all.

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Maybe it's a porn tape. he
doesn't have a porn tape.

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You guys never saw 'One
Night in Spiderman'?

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Oooh, guess who?

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Is it me or do you kinda
feel sorry for chris D'Amico?

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Must be terrible to have a rich
dad and everything you want.

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I wish you wouldn't have said anything

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Cos I feel like I'm
gonna start crying...

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The fact that he's always on his own.

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We should, like, talk to him.

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See if he wants to hang out with us.

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Oh, I didn't say we should
talk to him, I just...

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Think about it. come
on, it'd be awesome.

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If he was our friend, no one
would ever fuck with us again.

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Go on then, Todd.

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- You wanna go talk to him?
- No, no, no. no.

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No, you wanna go talk
to him? I can move.

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- Dave, Dave should go.
- Dave should go.

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- Why?
- Dave, you should totally go.

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- You're a dick.
- Don't be afraid, dave.

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You're a pussy.

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Fuck off!

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- Did you spray anything over there?
- I think I might have shat my pants.

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If that guy spoke to me like
that I would have kicked his ass.

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Todd, when have you
ever kicked anyone's ass?

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Whatever, man. I would have
just gone for his knees.

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Well, you're not making sense.

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Well, what I'm saying is the
superior force of batman's batarang

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would undoubtedly penetrate
the joker's force field,

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Leaving him totally vulnerable to the...

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- All right, and then... but, you know...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa pussy patrol.

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Phones. Money.

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Dude, not again, come on.

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Phone.

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I don't have one someone
else jacked it last week.

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- Pussy.
- Give me the bag.

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- It's just comics.
- Yo, you wanna get cut?

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Look at this asshole just watching.

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Come on, be honest with yourself.

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Would you do anything differently?

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We see someone in trouble
and we wish we could help,

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But we don't.

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The world I lived in... heroes
only existed in comic books.

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I guess that would have been okay
if bad guys were make-believe, too.

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But they're not.

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Frankie, I'm telling you, man,
I swear I'm not making this up.

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This fucking guy comes out of nowhere.

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Kicks our asses and steals all the coke.

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- The guy that looks like batman?
- I didn't say he looked like batman.

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You did Tre, you said the
guy looked like batman.

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- He said like a mask and stuff.
- And a cape.

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Yeah, like batman.

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I didn't say "like batman".
I never said "batman".

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Okay.

150
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Let me tell you the problem
I got with that, Tre.

151
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Our mole with the Russians
tells things a little different.

152
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According to him, you sold him
my coke and you took the money.

153
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That's a fucking lie!

154
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I can't believe that you would believe
this shit from a fucking Russian,

155
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Man!

156
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Let me see, Tre,
what's more likely, huh?

157
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That you're a greedy little

158
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Cock-sucker or all my coke
was stolen by superman?

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- Batman.
- I never said batman!

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Enough!

161
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My son is waiting to go to the movies
and I ain't gonna disappoint him.

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Joe, you're in charge.

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That's gotta be the worst
fucking excuse I ever heard, Tre.

164
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Sorry you had to wait, buddy.

165
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the movie is starting in 10 minutes.

166
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It's okay, we're cool.

167
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We're only gonna miss the trailers.

168
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Yeah, but I wanna get some popcorn.

169
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When we get in there, get
chris some popcorn. okay?

170
00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:09,617
What d'you wanna drink?

171
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- You want a pepsi?
- Yeah, that's fine.

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Get him a pepsi and
I'll have an icee. mixed.

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Like when they mix the
red one and the blue one.

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And a pack of twizzlers.

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The comic books had it wrong.

176
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It didn't take a trauma or cosmic

177
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rays or a power ring
to make a superhero.

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Just the perfect combination
of optimism and naivety.

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You are fucking awesome.

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Come on then, bring it on!

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- Daddy, I'm scared.
- come on, mindy. honey.

182
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Be a big girl now. there's
nothing to be afraid of.

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- Is it gonna hurt bad?
- Oh, child.

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Only for a second, sugar.

185
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A handgun bullet travels at more than...

186
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- 700 miles an hour.
- 700 miles an hour.

187
00:12:21,342 --> 00:12:22,783
So at close range, like this,

188
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The force is gonna take you
off your feet for sure...

189
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...but it's really no more
painful than a punch in the chest.

190
00:12:28,950 --> 00:12:30,867
I hate getting punched in the chest.

191
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You're gonna be fine, baby doll.

192
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How was that? not so bad.

193
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Kinda fun, huh? now
you know how it feels.

194
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You won't be scared when some
junkie asshole pulls a glock.

195
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- I wouldn't have been scared anyways.
- That's my girl.

196
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All right, up you get. come on.

197
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Two more rounds and then home.

198
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- Again?
- Uh-huh.

199
00:13:00,825 --> 00:13:03,617
Only if we can go by the
bowling alley on the way back.

200
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:08,283
- The bowling alley? -
Yeah. and ice-cream after.

201
00:13:10,242 --> 00:13:14,367
Okay. two more rounds. no wincing...

202
00:13:14,575 --> 00:13:18,367
...no whining, and you got
yourself a deal, young lady.

203
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:21,117
Yeah! I'm gonna get a hot fudge sundae.

204
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,117
Good call, baby doll.

205
00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:30,367
So, have you thought about what
you might want for your birthday?

206
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Can I get a puppy?

207
00:13:33,658 --> 00:13:36,825
- You wanna get a dog?
- Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one.

208
00:13:36,908 --> 00:13:39,658
And a bratz moviestar makeover sasha.

209
00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:46,450
I'm just fucking with you, daddy.

210
00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:49,825
Look, I'll have a benchmade
model-42 butterfly knife.

211
00:13:50,117 --> 00:13:53,658
Oh, child. you always
knock me for a loop.

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00:13:53,992 --> 00:13:55,283
- You know what?
- What?

213
00:13:55,383 --> 00:13:57,367
- I'm gonna get you two.
- Two?

214
00:13:57,467 --> 00:14:00,617
One balisong. two balisong.
that's what you get.

215
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:22,158
The glass of fashion
and the mould of form.

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00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:26,117
- The observed of all observers,
- Quite, quite down!

217
00:14:26,217 --> 00:14:28,825
And I, of ladies most
deject and wretched...

218
00:14:35,158 --> 00:14:36,367
I'll be honest,

219
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:39,908
There wasn't a whole lot of
crime-fighting in those first few weeks.

220
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But even so, my new
vocation kept me plenty busy.

221
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Shit.

222
00:14:50,217 --> 00:14:51,658
I called it preparation.

223
00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:59,492
But if you called it fantasizing,
it would have been hard to argue.

224
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:04,283
All I knew was I'd never
felt so good about myself.

225
00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:21,992
Fuck!

226
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:26,408
Okay, maybe I was still
in the beta testing phase.

227
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:28,283
But it was a start.

228
00:15:45,617 --> 00:15:47,950
What the fuck are you looking at?

229
00:15:48,242 --> 00:15:51,075
- Nothing.
- Get the fuck out of here!

230
00:15:55,742 --> 00:15:57,908
Like every serial killer already knew,

231
00:15:58,008 --> 00:16:00,783
Eventually fantasizing just
doesn't do it for you any more.

232
00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:03,575
It was time to engage.

233
00:16:06,158 --> 00:16:07,117
Hurry up, man.

234
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:12,033
What the fuck...?

235
00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:22,742
The fuck you looking at?

236
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:26,075
I said what the fuck are you looking at?

237
00:16:31,075 --> 00:16:33,575
Two cheap shit losers
screwing with a car...

238
00:16:33,675 --> 00:16:36,742
...that someone probably
worked their ass off to pay for.

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00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:40,617
- Say what?
- Leave it be, man.

240
00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,825
This motherfucker's obviously high.

241
00:16:44,908 --> 00:16:45,617
I'm not high.

242
00:16:45,717 --> 00:16:49,450
I just think it sucks you guys
think you can do what you want.

243
00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:53,242
Just walk away from the car
and we can forget about this.

244
00:16:56,075 --> 00:16:58,033
You're crazy, man.

245
00:16:58,242 --> 00:16:59,242
Fuck this shit.

246
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,908
- Shit.
- Let's get out of here.

247
00:17:57,408 --> 00:17:59,325
I came round long enough to beg the

248
00:17:59,425 --> 00:18:01,783
Medic not to tell
anybody about the costume.

249
00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:03,992
He promised he wouldn't.

250
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,867
All I knew was my dad was gonna kill me.

251
00:18:23,742 --> 00:18:26,575
Why can't I have a gun?
I'm a security guard.

252
00:18:26,675 --> 00:18:29,033
You're a doorman now. you
don't get a gun no more.

253
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:30,575
I look like a putz.

254
00:18:30,675 --> 00:18:34,617
You look sharp. all them buttons.
do your job, open the fucking door.

255
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,492
Have a nice day.

256
00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:09,617
- Good morning, Frank.
- Hey, Joe, how you doing?

257
00:19:09,717 --> 00:19:10,658
Great.

258
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,950
- Want some coffee?
- Maybe later.

259
00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:14,783
- Morning, Ange.
- Morning.

260
00:19:14,883 --> 00:19:16,408
- Chris.
- Morning, Joe.

261
00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,575
Frank, we got a thing.

262
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:22,992
It's a big thing, Frank.

263
00:19:26,283 --> 00:19:27,325
Okay.

264
00:19:28,325 --> 00:19:31,325
- Sorry, hon.
- Do what you gotta do.

265
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:38,908
- Chris, where do you think you're going?
- I gotta talk to dad.

266
00:19:39,008 --> 00:19:40,075
Christopher.

267
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,492
Frank, honey.

268
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,742
Where do you think you're going?

269
00:19:45,842 --> 00:19:49,783
I don't mind you talking business.
I was just gonna sit quietly.

270
00:19:49,883 --> 00:19:52,367
I should probably start
learning this stuff anyway.

271
00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:54,200
Hey, go finish your oatmeal.

272
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:58,033
God-dammit, I'm gonna be 18
in 8 months, for christ sakes.

273
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,283
Take a seat.

274
00:20:05,617 --> 00:20:06,658
So what's the problem?

275
00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:11,408
Our Russian says that tre just sold
him another 5 k's at half price.

276
00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:15,200
- Which Tre? Tre Tre?
- Right. dead Tre.

277
00:20:15,617 --> 00:20:17,908
So now I'm getting fucked
in the ass by a ghost?

278
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,783
Or tre was telling the truth.

279
00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:25,283
What, this is my choice? I gotta
believe in ghosts or superheroes?

280
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,950
Not the part about
the superhero, Frankie.

281
00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:30,908
Just that he might have really
been gaffled by somebody.

282
00:20:34,825 --> 00:20:38,450
I think we better invite our
russian over for a friendly chat.

283
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:42,450
See what's really going on.

284
00:20:57,992 --> 00:21:01,367
Hey, early birdie. you beat me to it.

285
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:03,408
I wanted to get you
breakfast this morning.

286
00:21:03,783 --> 00:21:05,533
Happy birthday, sweetheart.

287
00:21:07,492 --> 00:21:08,825
Check this out.

288
00:21:17,408 --> 00:21:19,408
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

289
00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:22,200
Oh my gosh! dad.

290
00:21:25,783 --> 00:21:28,117
Wow. watch, dad.

291
00:21:28,825 --> 00:21:32,283
Okay, pop quiz. what's the
proper name for one of those?

292
00:21:32,383 --> 00:21:34,825
Balisong. it's Filipino. Ask me another.

293
00:21:34,925 --> 00:21:35,950
Excellent, good.

294
00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:38,867
The AR15 was a lighter...

295
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:42,158
...smaller calibre
version of what design?

296
00:21:42,258 --> 00:21:45,117
Eugene Stoner's AR10.
now give me a hard one.

297
00:21:45,742 --> 00:21:47,283
The name of...

298
00:21:48,783 --> 00:21:52,158
...John Woo's first
full-length feature?

299
00:21:52,258 --> 00:21:54,283
'Tie Han Rou Qing'. 'The Young Dragons'.

300
00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:55,950
Daddy, look.

301
00:21:56,450 --> 00:21:58,283
Hey, come on, you're not looking.

302
00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:04,742
The point is some fucker
is killing our guys.

303
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,492
And until we find out who that is,

304
00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:09,033
I don't wanna see any of you
bitches sitting around on your asses,

305
00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:09,533
All right?!

306
00:22:09,617 --> 00:22:10,617
What the fuck d'you...

307
00:22:11,658 --> 00:22:12,867
Hello.

308
00:22:13,408 --> 00:22:14,908
Hey, Joe, yeah.

309
00:22:15,283 --> 00:22:18,492
No, he's just training
right now. one second.

310
00:22:19,325 --> 00:22:21,158
Dad. phone.

311
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:24,742
Dad, the phone's for you.

312
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:26,617
- Who is it?
- It's joe.

313
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:31,867
What's the problem?

314
00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:32,783
Yeah, Frank...

315
00:22:32,883 --> 00:22:34,617
Turns out we ain't got
the vice here no more.

316
00:22:34,717 --> 00:22:36,283
- Really?
- Uh-uh.

317
00:22:36,575 --> 00:22:38,325
But we do got a brand new industrial

318
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,617
Microwave -they use it
for treating the lumber.

319
00:22:40,717 --> 00:22:42,033
Well, that is neat.

320
00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:44,700
I think you must be
confusing me with someone who

321
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,783
Gives a shit about the fucking lumber!

322
00:22:46,883 --> 00:22:48,283
- yeah, o-okay. all right, frank.
- now quit bugging me and

323
00:22:48,383 --> 00:22:49,492
All right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, okay? I...

324
00:22:49,592 --> 00:22:50,658
Get the fucking rest of the information.

325
00:22:50,758 --> 00:22:51,783
All right, okay.

326
00:22:53,658 --> 00:22:54,950
Right, come on, go ahead.

327
00:22:55,117 --> 00:22:57,533
Hey, look, the guys tell
me he's Tre Fernandez.

328
00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:58,867
What do I know, huh?

329
00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:00,783
- Shut up.
- Now you say Fernandez is dead.

330
00:23:00,883 --> 00:23:02,617
- Okay, he lie.
- Get inside. shut up.

331
00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:04,533
- He lie about...
- Fucking mamaluke...

332
00:23:07,283 --> 00:23:09,325
This work like a regular microwave?

333
00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:13,408
Fuck do I know? we're not making a
hungry man dinner. just turn it on.

334
00:23:16,533 --> 00:23:17,783
Here we go.

335
00:23:17,883 --> 00:23:20,908
Okay, I wanna know
who sold you our coke.

336
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:24,075
And don't tell me somebody
who's dead this time.

337
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,242
Can he hear you? I don't
think he can hear you.

338
00:23:32,283 --> 00:23:35,492
I said who really sold you our coke?

339
00:23:39,575 --> 00:23:42,158
Who sold...

340
00:23:42,367 --> 00:23:45,825
...you... our... coke?

341
00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:50,408
Oh, shit! shit!

342
00:23:55,783 --> 00:23:57,283
This is awesome!

343
00:23:57,408 --> 00:23:59,575
I look like fricking wolverine.

344
00:24:00,158 --> 00:24:02,825
You still have that metal
detector at your school?

345
00:24:02,925 --> 00:24:05,283
Yeah. it's gonna have a meltdown.

346
00:24:07,742 --> 00:24:10,200
Dave, I need to ask you something.

347
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:13,283
Okay.

348
00:24:13,658 --> 00:24:16,617
The police report. they found you naked.

349
00:24:16,717 --> 00:24:19,242
You said you didn't remember why.

350
00:24:19,783 --> 00:24:21,408
The muggers, they didn't...

351
00:24:22,992 --> 00:24:24,200
What?

352
00:24:26,492 --> 00:24:31,117
No. jesus. no, I... I wasn't even...

353
00:24:32,283 --> 00:24:35,242
In the ambulance they threw my
clothes away because of the blood.

354
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:38,033
Okay, okay.

355
00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:46,575
Seemed like no time at all
before I was back on my feet.

356
00:24:46,675 --> 00:24:48,575
- Dave's what?
- Keep it down.

357
00:24:49,992 --> 00:24:52,408
Apart from some
messed-up nerve endings,

358
00:24:52,508 --> 00:24:54,742
The doctors fixed me up pretty good.

359
00:24:55,075 --> 00:24:56,742
- Did you feel that?
- No.

360
00:24:56,842 --> 00:24:59,783
You're like fucking Jason Bourne
or something, man. that owns.

361
00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:02,283
- How about that?
- No, Marty.

362
00:25:02,383 --> 00:25:03,950
Give it a fucking rest.

363
00:25:04,117 --> 00:25:05,533
I've only been back like half a day and

364
00:25:05,633 --> 00:25:07,575
You're already making me
kinda miss the hospital.

365
00:25:07,675 --> 00:25:10,492
He's right. I'm sorry. I'm
acting totally childish.

366
00:25:10,617 --> 00:25:12,408
- Stop with the fork.
- Watch this.

367
00:25:23,992 --> 00:25:25,075
Hey.

368
00:25:27,658 --> 00:25:28,950
Dave, hey.

369
00:25:30,450 --> 00:25:31,950
Oh, hey.

370
00:25:32,992 --> 00:25:35,158
How are you? you look better.

371
00:25:35,908 --> 00:25:38,783
I'm good. yeah, much better.

372
00:25:38,908 --> 00:25:41,075
You're into comic books, aren't you?

373
00:25:41,783 --> 00:25:44,200
Well, me and Erika sometimes
hang out after school

374
00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:46,658
At this really great
store -atomic comics.

375
00:25:46,742 --> 00:25:49,242
They make the best white
chocolate milk-a-latte.

376
00:25:49,658 --> 00:25:50,908
Yeah?

377
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:58,242
I could buy you one sometime
if you need someone to talk to.

378
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:03,158
- Sure. thank you.
- Okay.

379
00:26:03,283 --> 00:26:05,033
Sweet. well, I'll see you later.

380
00:26:08,992 --> 00:26:10,325
- Did you see that?
- Yeah?

381
00:26:10,425 --> 00:26:12,658
Katie Deauxma just
offered to buy me coffee.

382
00:26:12,758 --> 00:26:15,575
Yeah. you know, I really don't
think that's what it looks like.

383
00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,200
- What are you talking about?
- The point is...

384
00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:20,658
...Katie's all about the lame ducks.

385
00:26:20,950 --> 00:26:22,617
What's this got to do with me?

386
00:26:22,717 --> 00:26:24,992
I've been trying to figure
out how to tell you this.

387
00:26:26,033 --> 00:26:28,367
- There's a rumour going around...
- Right.

388
00:26:28,467 --> 00:26:29,825
- ...that you...
- What?

389
00:26:29,925 --> 00:26:31,617
- ...are gay.
- Gay?!

390
00:26:31,950 --> 00:26:34,908
- What kind of rumour's that?
- Well, getting mugged and...

391
00:26:35,008 --> 00:26:37,325
- You guys have been mugged.
- I know, but...

392
00:26:37,425 --> 00:26:39,992
...we didn't get beat up and
have all our clothes taken off.

393
00:26:40,092 --> 00:26:43,033
It's not even true. the
medic threw my clothes away.

394
00:26:44,283 --> 00:26:46,158
Don't worry about it.
rumours don't mean shit.

395
00:26:46,258 --> 00:26:46,992
We know the truth.

396
00:26:47,092 --> 00:26:47,617
Right?

397
00:26:47,717 --> 00:26:48,325
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

398
00:26:48,425 --> 00:26:50,700
Who knows, this might even get you laid.

399
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,867
No, not if she thinks he's
gay, Todd. you fucking retard.

400
00:26:54,450 --> 00:26:56,992
- That's really fucking helping me!
- I'm just being honest.

401
00:27:00,783 --> 00:27:03,117
I was getting back to my old self.

402
00:27:03,492 --> 00:27:05,408
I should have quit, of course...

403
00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:07,992
...but you can't just
re-programme yourself...

404
00:27:08,283 --> 00:27:11,700
...what you want, who you
are, your purpose in life.

405
00:27:12,033 --> 00:27:14,450
No, I'm just standing around.

406
00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:16,033
No, I'm not!

407
00:27:16,658 --> 00:27:18,950
- It is what it is.
- How about that, huh?

408
00:27:21,367 --> 00:27:24,200
Oh, yeah. didn't see that, did you?

409
00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:26,158
Think it's best that you just walk away.

410
00:27:26,258 --> 00:27:27,617
Well maybe you shouldn't do that.

411
00:27:27,717 --> 00:27:28,575
What? huh?

412
00:27:28,675 --> 00:27:29,492
Are you looking at me?

413
00:27:29,592 --> 00:27:31,117
Well, this is my business.

414
00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:45,783
Me? my hardware was fixed now.

415
00:27:46,075 --> 00:27:49,783
I was back and running
Kick-Ass version 2.0.

416
00:27:59,325 --> 00:28:01,283
Excuse me. Have you seen this cat?

417
00:28:01,992 --> 00:28:03,742
No? okay, thank you.

418
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,242
Excuse me, ma'am,
have you seen this cat?

419
00:28:08,992 --> 00:28:11,450
I'm sorry, did you see this cat?

420
00:28:12,033 --> 00:28:13,783
No? okay.

421
00:28:34,825 --> 00:28:36,492
Oh, great!

422
00:28:37,658 --> 00:28:40,742
Here, kitty. here, mr Bitey.

423
00:28:46,283 --> 00:28:47,825
Come on. no, no, no, no, no.

424
00:28:47,925 --> 00:28:49,992
No, no, no. mr Bitey, come on.

425
00:28:50,158 --> 00:28:52,450
Back here. come on, let's
get you home. come on.

426
00:29:05,742 --> 00:29:07,367
Fuck you, mr Bitey!

427
00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:13,283
Oh, god, I'm so sorry, man.

428
00:29:13,383 --> 00:29:14,200
You fucking...

429
00:29:19,408 --> 00:29:20,367
Thanks, freak.

430
00:29:23,408 --> 00:29:26,450
- Leave him alone.
- Fuck off, it's none of your business.

431
00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:30,825
Yes it is.

432
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,992
Hey, call 911!

433
00:30:06,450 --> 00:30:10,533
Hey, there's a dude dressed like a
superhero fighting a bunch of guys.

434
00:30:15,325 --> 00:30:16,825
It's fucking awesome!

435
00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:45,492
Leave him alone!

436
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,742
Give it up, man. just walk away.

437
00:30:55,783 --> 00:30:57,033
No, never.

438
00:30:58,492 --> 00:31:02,242
What the fuck is wrong with you? you'd
rather die for some piece of shit..

439
00:31:02,575 --> 00:31:04,742
...that you don't even fucking know?

440
00:31:05,117 --> 00:31:09,117
You 3 assholes laying into 1
guy while everybody else watches.

441
00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:12,033
And you wanna know
what's wrong with me?!

442
00:31:14,575 --> 00:31:18,450
Yeah, I'd rather die. so bring it on!

443
00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:24,575
You're fucking crazy, kid.

444
00:31:31,283 --> 00:31:32,200
Thank you.

445
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:33,867
What?!

446
00:31:35,117 --> 00:31:36,200
Thank you.

447
00:31:39,617 --> 00:31:42,117
That fucking rocked. who are you?

448
00:31:44,283 --> 00:31:45,533
I'm Kick-Ass.

449
00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:52,575
Dude, you gotta check this shit out.

450
00:31:52,675 --> 00:31:53,450
What is it?

451
00:31:54,867 --> 00:31:56,450
And coming up after the hour.

452
00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:59,825
A costume vigilante has become
the latest internet phenomenon...

453
00:31:59,950 --> 00:32:03,908
After a Hamilton park resident filmed
the man's remarkable intervention...

454
00:32:04,867 --> 00:32:07,075
- This is awesome.
- Fuck, yeah!

455
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:10,117
Welcome to this special
edition of eye on New York.

456
00:32:10,217 --> 00:32:12,908
How far would you go
to help your fellow man?

457
00:32:13,008 --> 00:32:16,200
This colourful individual
has been all over the news...

458
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:19,367
...after a video of his intervention
of street gang violence...

459
00:32:19,467 --> 00:32:21,992
...became the most watched
clip on the internet.

460
00:32:22,533 --> 00:32:24,742
You 3 assholes laying into 1 guy...

461
00:32:25,825 --> 00:32:29,783
Myspace...38 friends.

462
00:32:29,867 --> 00:32:32,075
Kick Ass's myspace...16,000
and counting.

463
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:35,950
This thing was going
crazy and I was loving it.

464
00:32:36,075 --> 00:32:39,617
And finally, we want
to know who is this man.

465
00:32:39,717 --> 00:32:43,367
Does anyone have any idea
who this wetsuit crusader is?

466
00:32:43,492 --> 00:32:46,283
He must be someone's
son, someone's brother,

467
00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:47,617
Someone's next door neighbour.

468
00:32:47,717 --> 00:32:49,825
Holy shit. what happened?

469
00:32:49,950 --> 00:32:52,533
What happened? this guy happened.

470
00:32:53,950 --> 00:32:55,825
It's a great day for america, everybody.

471
00:32:57,325 --> 00:33:00,950
Everybody's favourite superhero
right now. Kick-Ass, right?

472
00:33:01,575 --> 00:33:02,992
Yeah!

473
00:33:04,492 --> 00:33:08,450
I like kick-ass. his costume is crappy.

474
00:33:08,658 --> 00:33:10,242
He looks like a transvestite...

475
00:33:10,408 --> 00:33:12,742
You know what? everyone likes kick-ass.

476
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,825
Did you see the clip? He
was actually pretty good.

477
00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:18,408
Good at getting his ass kicked.

478
00:33:18,617 --> 00:33:21,617
He should call himself
ass-kick instead.

479
00:33:22,117 --> 00:33:23,825
That doesn't even make sense.

480
00:33:26,575 --> 00:33:28,533
That guy's gonna end up
dead, that's what I think.

481
00:33:28,633 --> 00:33:30,825
Are you serious? The guy owns.

482
00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:33,408
I'd e-mail his site if I
had a problem worth fixing.

483
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:37,450
I got 100 guys can fix a problem,
you'd hire some putz in pantyhose?

484
00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:41,742
I wouldn't wanna get in the way of
your 'business' where I'm not wanted.

485
00:33:42,075 --> 00:33:46,075
I know you have mistaken me for
kick-ass, but I am not kick-ass.

486
00:34:04,950 --> 00:34:06,908
So you don't actually read comics?

487
00:34:07,033 --> 00:34:08,117
I just started.

488
00:34:08,217 --> 00:34:11,283
I got recommended some like
Scott Pilgrim and Shojo Beat,

489
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,367
That kinda thing.

490
00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:14,992
I'm not really into the
whole superhero thing, though.

491
00:34:16,492 --> 00:34:20,117
So I guess you're not gonna line up
for that new kick-ass comic, then?

492
00:34:20,217 --> 00:34:24,408
I guess not. but I was seriously
thinking of mailing his site.

493
00:34:24,508 --> 00:34:27,242
I mean, I could really use some
help from a guy like that right now.

494
00:34:27,342 --> 00:34:29,992
Help? really? what with?

495
00:34:30,575 --> 00:34:33,033
You know I volunteer
at the needle exchange?

496
00:34:33,450 --> 00:34:34,825
No, I didn't.

497
00:34:34,925 --> 00:34:38,700
Well, there's this one guy, Rasul.
I felt so sorry for him and...

498
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,075
...the more I found out about his
upbringing and stuff, I just...

499
00:34:44,658 --> 00:34:49,242
Wow, that's weird. I'm usually
the one playing therapist.

500
00:34:51,075 --> 00:34:53,367
Can I make a confession?

501
00:34:53,867 --> 00:34:58,117
Ever since I was little I've
always wanted a friend...

502
00:34:58,367 --> 00:35:00,242
...like you.

503
00:35:00,867 --> 00:35:04,408
Is it okay to say that?
that's not homophobic, is it?

504
00:35:05,825 --> 00:35:08,367
I mean, I don't think you're
all the same or anything.

505
00:35:17,742 --> 00:35:20,242
Of course not, no.

506
00:35:20,533 --> 00:35:21,742
Thank you.

507
00:35:26,283 --> 00:35:30,408
I don't know if I was everything
Katie dreamed her gay bff would be...

508
00:35:30,575 --> 00:35:32,242
...but I tried my best.

509
00:35:32,325 --> 00:35:36,158
More importantly, I talked
her into mailing Kick-Ass.

510
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,117
Long story short, this
particular lame duck of hers...

511
00:35:41,217 --> 00:35:43,450
...turned out to be
more of a lame cobra.

512
00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:46,783
She didn't want the money
back she'd given him...

513
00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:49,783
...or an apology for the
black eye he'd given her.

514
00:35:50,075 --> 00:35:53,658
She just wanted him to get that they
were through and leave her alone.

515
00:35:54,075 --> 00:35:58,283
And let's be real, no other request
could have given me more pleasure.

516
00:36:15,617 --> 00:36:18,575
Who the fuck are you supposed
to be? The green condom?

517
00:36:19,825 --> 00:36:22,408
You know it ain't halloween
for another few months, kid?

518
00:36:22,867 --> 00:36:24,450
I'm here to see Rasul.

519
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,617
Who the fuck are you?

520
00:36:28,117 --> 00:36:30,908
I'm Ki... I'm a friend of Katie's.

521
00:36:36,825 --> 00:36:38,867
Kids nowadays in their tights.

522
00:36:53,367 --> 00:36:56,408
So, which one of you guys is Rasul?

523
00:37:03,117 --> 00:37:07,242
I'm Rasul. can't you
tell by my big titties?

524
00:37:10,533 --> 00:37:12,450
What is this? trick
or treat or something?

525
00:37:14,325 --> 00:37:16,367
Fuck. now I'm dead.

526
00:37:17,783 --> 00:37:21,367
I've a message for Rasul
about Katie Deauxma.

527
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:25,408
Katie?

528
00:37:25,575 --> 00:37:26,867
Oh, you're Rasul?

529
00:37:27,617 --> 00:37:31,450
Okay. you gotta stay away
from Katie now. It's over.

530
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:35,200
So if you just leave her
alone everything will be fine.

531
00:37:35,783 --> 00:37:36,742
What?

532
00:37:38,283 --> 00:37:40,617
Yo, kid. who the hell are you?

533
00:37:41,158 --> 00:37:42,367
And what is this?

534
00:37:43,158 --> 00:37:45,367
I'm kick-ass. Look me up.

535
00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:50,367
And this is me giving you a
message. Leave Katie alone.

536
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:04,117
Or what?

537
00:38:08,867 --> 00:38:11,408
Or... I'll come back...

538
00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,700
...and break your fucking legs.

539
00:38:19,492 --> 00:38:21,200
I'm right here now, baby.

540
00:38:23,867 --> 00:38:24,825
Fuck!

541
00:38:31,783 --> 00:38:32,783
Hold him.

542
00:38:39,992 --> 00:38:41,658
You are so fucking dead, man.

543
00:38:56,950 --> 00:39:00,867
Okay, you cunts. Let's
see what you can do now.

544
00:39:01,283 --> 00:39:03,575
Eeny, meeny...

545
00:39:03,783 --> 00:39:05,783
...miny, mo.

546
00:39:26,658 --> 00:39:27,783
What the fuck?!

547
00:39:55,283 --> 00:39:57,117
Hey, I got one of those.

548
00:40:14,783 --> 00:40:15,783
Come on.

549
00:40:16,867 --> 00:40:18,283
So you wanna play.

550
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,325
What the fuck?

551
00:40:39,533 --> 00:40:43,075
Oh, dude, that is
one gay-looking taser.

552
00:40:45,658 --> 00:40:47,450
Relax, we're on the same team.

553
00:40:49,158 --> 00:40:50,075
Hey, get up.

554
00:40:56,700 --> 00:41:00,492
Now, hit girl, we always
keep our backs where?

555
00:41:01,242 --> 00:41:05,533
To the wall, daddy, I
know. it won't happen again.

556
00:41:06,158 --> 00:41:08,367
- Nice shot, by the way.
- Thank you.

557
00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:27,367
Let's go.

558
00:41:29,033 --> 00:41:32,367
Hey, asshole, you can't
use the front door now.

559
00:41:46,992 --> 00:41:48,117
Wait, wait, wait.

560
00:41:49,533 --> 00:41:50,450
What?

561
00:41:51,617 --> 00:41:52,992
Who are you?

562
00:41:53,117 --> 00:41:54,075
Me?

563
00:41:55,283 --> 00:41:56,617
I'm Hit Girl.

564
00:41:58,450 --> 00:42:00,950
Big Daddy.

565
00:42:07,117 --> 00:42:08,075
Come on.

566
00:42:13,408 --> 00:42:14,575
Come on!

567
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,992
Hit girl and Big Daddy.

568
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,742
They were the real deal.

569
00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:58,283
Me?

570
00:42:59,033 --> 00:43:01,867
I was just a stupid dick in a wetsuit.

571
00:43:17,450 --> 00:43:19,742
What is this? what am I looking at here?

572
00:43:19,908 --> 00:43:23,242
It was Sal's phone. They
found it in his hand.

573
00:43:23,342 --> 00:43:25,783
He must have taken that
right before he died.

574
00:43:25,883 --> 00:43:29,533
I know this sounds fucked-up,
Frankie, but that guy in the picture...

575
00:43:30,450 --> 00:43:33,575
...I think it's that
superhero nut job from the tv.

576
00:43:33,783 --> 00:43:34,783
Who?

577
00:43:35,783 --> 00:43:37,242
Kick-Ass?

578
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:39,075
One guy?

579
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:42,992
Hold on, you're telling me one
guy killed 8 of my men tonight?

580
00:43:47,617 --> 00:43:51,742
8 at Sal's place. 4 at that kid Rasul's.

581
00:43:53,075 --> 00:43:55,242
We have no merchandise
on the street at all?

582
00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:56,325
Right.

583
00:43:59,075 --> 00:44:01,325
- One guy?
- I think.

584
00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:05,617
If you're right, we'll look like
the biggest pussies in new york.

585
00:44:06,242 --> 00:44:07,742
What do you want me to do?

586
00:44:08,825 --> 00:44:13,742
I want kick-ass's fucking head
on a stick, and I want it now.

587
00:44:23,242 --> 00:44:25,367
I didn't say anything
to anyone, I swear.

588
00:44:25,492 --> 00:44:29,575
Good move, Ass... kick.
Let's keep it that way.

589
00:44:30,783 --> 00:44:32,367
You know what this is?

590
00:44:33,283 --> 00:44:34,908
It's all the cartridge crap that comes

591
00:44:35,008 --> 00:44:36,867
Out of your gay little
taser when you fire it.

592
00:44:37,117 --> 00:44:38,700
You do know the police could have traced

593
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,408
This right back to
you if they'd found it?

594
00:44:40,617 --> 00:44:43,700
But lucky for you... I picked it up.

595
00:44:44,867 --> 00:44:45,950
Thank you.

596
00:44:46,992 --> 00:44:51,033
Let's call it insurance. makes it
easier for us to take your word.

597
00:44:51,133 --> 00:44:54,408
See, we like you, but
we don't trust you.

598
00:44:55,533 --> 00:44:58,367
Don't take it personal.
we don't trust anybody.

599
00:44:58,467 --> 00:45:00,867
I re-routed your IP address.

600
00:45:00,967 --> 00:45:04,533
Finding you was way too easy.

601
00:45:05,367 --> 00:45:09,242
Oh, shit. shit, I
hadn't thought. my god.

602
00:45:09,342 --> 00:45:11,575
I, I owe you.

603
00:45:11,908 --> 00:45:14,742
I'm thinking of shutting
my site down anyway.

604
00:45:15,242 --> 00:45:19,450
Quitting. I mean, this
is... it's fucking insane.

605
00:45:19,867 --> 00:45:21,950
I'm in way over my head.

606
00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:24,242
It's a shame. you have potential.

607
00:45:24,342 --> 00:45:27,658
Your call. but you know
we're around if you need us.

608
00:45:28,658 --> 00:45:30,617
How do I get a hold of you?

609
00:45:30,717 --> 00:45:32,408
You just contact the mayor's office.

610
00:45:32,508 --> 00:45:34,742
He has a special signal
he shines in the sky.

611
00:45:34,908 --> 00:45:36,783
In the shape of a giant cock.

612
00:45:37,908 --> 00:45:41,117
You need us, put on your website
you're on vacation. we'll find you.

613
00:45:41,217 --> 00:45:42,658
Hit girl, back to headquarters.

614
00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:46,367
Sweet dreams.

615
00:45:52,617 --> 00:45:54,492
I need you to get rid of Kick-Ass.

616
00:45:54,592 --> 00:45:57,075
- Yo. whoa, whoa, whoa. what's up?
- What's up?

617
00:45:57,492 --> 00:46:00,492
Kick-Ass is killing my men,
gigante, that's what's up.

618
00:46:01,242 --> 00:46:02,992
My condolences, Frank.

619
00:46:03,242 --> 00:46:06,658
But I'm afraid I can't
help you on this one.

620
00:46:06,758 --> 00:46:10,658
- little bit outside my jurisdiction.
- Outside your jurisdiction?

621
00:46:10,758 --> 00:46:12,533
You're a fucking cop and
he's breaking the law.

622
00:46:12,633 --> 00:46:15,867
That's so inside it's ball-deep
in your jurisdiction's ass.

623
00:46:15,967 --> 00:46:16,950
Listen to me.

624
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,492
The cops pay me to nail the
bad guys. you pay me not to.

625
00:46:20,617 --> 00:46:24,492
- Everything else is in the grey area.
- fuck you very much. just do it.

626
00:46:24,592 --> 00:46:24,908
Okay.

627
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,492
Un-fucking-believable.

628
00:46:29,658 --> 00:46:31,950
Where's Cody? he's late.

629
00:46:32,450 --> 00:46:36,742
Thank you, Cody. We
appreciate your co-operation.

630
00:46:36,825 --> 00:46:38,492
Let me out now?

631
00:46:38,592 --> 00:46:40,617
I gave you all them names and addresses.

632
00:46:41,617 --> 00:46:43,117
Hey, I won't say nothing to nobody.

633
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:45,658
You and your crazy midget friend
can go bash whoever you want.

634
00:46:45,758 --> 00:46:46,367
Hey, come on.

635
00:46:46,467 --> 00:46:50,075
Hey, I know some very bad people
up town. really nasty individuals.

636
00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:51,908
Let me go. hey, come on.

637
00:46:52,008 --> 00:46:54,575
Hey, hey, don't do this. you
don't need to do this. come on.

638
00:46:55,617 --> 00:46:56,950
Please. hey.

639
00:46:58,992 --> 00:47:00,117
Come on, no, no...

640
00:47:02,492 --> 00:47:04,367
No, no, no! come on, please!

641
00:47:05,783 --> 00:47:07,783
Hey, you're crazy. please!

642
00:47:20,075 --> 00:47:21,783
What a douche.

643
00:47:35,283 --> 00:47:37,658
You have done self tan before, right?

644
00:47:38,283 --> 00:47:40,867
Yeah, like, I do it all the time.

645
00:47:41,575 --> 00:47:44,783
Murder, superheroes
breaking into my bedroom.

646
00:47:44,908 --> 00:47:48,617
My life had turned into some fucked-up
dream I couldn't wake up from.

647
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,617
Even the good parts
were totally surreal.

648
00:47:53,117 --> 00:47:55,700
Oh, hey, I read those old
Ditko Spidermans you gave me.

649
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,117
They're actually pretty good.

650
00:47:58,367 --> 00:47:59,783
Yeah, they are.

651
00:48:01,283 --> 00:48:04,075
And it's been a whole week
since I've heard from Rasul.

652
00:48:07,283 --> 00:48:08,658
That's great.

653
00:49:03,908 --> 00:49:09,033
Once upon a time there were 2
supercops called Daddy and Marcus...

654
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,742
...who were very good
at getting bad guys.

655
00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:15,825
Frank D'Amico was the
baddest guy of them all...

656
00:49:15,925 --> 00:49:19,033
...and he came up with a
plan to get rid of daddy.

657
00:49:22,908 --> 00:49:25,242
Being framed as a drug dealer was the

658
00:49:25,342 --> 00:49:28,200
Worst thing that could
have happened to daddy.

659
00:49:30,325 --> 00:49:33,700
Prison was not his natural habitat.

660
00:49:34,075 --> 00:49:35,908
He was very upset.

661
00:49:39,450 --> 00:49:43,367
With daddy in prison, his
pregnant wife was all alone...

662
00:49:44,658 --> 00:49:46,533
...and could not cope.

663
00:49:49,075 --> 00:49:53,117
But all clouds have a silver
lining and out of her death...

664
00:49:57,075 --> 00:49:59,033
...Mindy was born.

665
00:49:59,283 --> 00:50:01,908
Marcus became the child's guardian...

666
00:50:02,117 --> 00:50:05,117
...and daddy started
a plan of his very own.

667
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:11,242
5 years later he left
prison, and he was ready.

668
00:50:15,242 --> 00:50:18,658
Now it was time for
Mindy to get ready, too.

669
00:50:26,408 --> 00:50:28,283
How did you find me, Marcus?

670
00:50:29,075 --> 00:50:31,492
One of us is still a cop, remember?

671
00:50:40,450 --> 00:50:42,200
Is this how you brainwashed Mindy?

672
00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:44,950
You say brainwashed, I
say made it into a game.

673
00:50:45,050 --> 00:50:46,742
You call this playing, Damon?

674
00:50:46,908 --> 00:50:50,408
Vigilante justice. mass
murder. come on, partner.

675
00:50:52,408 --> 00:50:53,908
So where is she?

676
00:50:54,367 --> 00:50:56,367
- She's safe.
- Can I see her?

677
00:50:57,992 --> 00:50:59,450
I miss her.

678
00:51:01,075 --> 00:51:03,033
I miss you both.

679
00:51:03,450 --> 00:51:07,658
I appreciate your concern,
but you need to go now.

680
00:51:13,158 --> 00:51:16,908
I should warn you, that asshole
Gigante is looking for kick-ass.

681
00:51:17,008 --> 00:51:18,783
He got something to do with you, Damon?

682
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:22,450
You started some kind of
fucked-up superhero club?

683
00:51:22,550 --> 00:51:25,825
- Never heard of him.
- Okay. heads up, all right?

684
00:51:26,033 --> 00:51:27,908
You keep carrying on
like you been carrying on,

685
00:51:28,008 --> 00:51:30,658
It's only a matter of time
before Gigante is looking for you.

686
00:51:31,075 --> 00:51:34,908
He's been on D'Amico's payroll ever
since you passed up the opportunity.

687
00:51:35,617 --> 00:51:37,492
You know I'm not gonna stop.

688
00:51:38,867 --> 00:51:42,742
Not until D'Amico and his
whole damn operation...

689
00:51:42,825 --> 00:51:46,825
...are burnt to ashes and buried.

690
00:51:48,075 --> 00:51:49,950
It ain't gonna bring her back, damon.

691
00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:53,700
This is not the life for Mindy.

692
00:51:56,450 --> 00:51:58,408
You owe that kid a childhood.

693
00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,867
I'll tell you who owes her a childhood.

694
00:52:02,283 --> 00:52:04,325
Frank D'Amico!

695
00:52:23,117 --> 00:52:24,783
Holy shit.

696
00:52:27,283 --> 00:52:29,867
I don't fucking believe it.

697
00:52:32,950 --> 00:52:34,575
Follow him, round the corner.

698
00:52:35,617 --> 00:52:36,867
Not too fast.

699
00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:42,033
What's with the high-fives?

700
00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:44,575
I'll give you a
motherfucking high-five.

701
00:52:45,783 --> 00:52:48,533
High-fiving bullshit.
keep going, keep going.

702
00:52:49,867 --> 00:52:51,242
Not too close.

703
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,783
He's going in the alley.

704
00:52:58,283 --> 00:53:00,283
He's going in the alley.

705
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:04,242
Okay, when I tell you,
stop the car. ready?

706
00:53:08,283 --> 00:53:10,658
Hey, kick-ass.

707
00:53:10,908 --> 00:53:12,033
How you doing?

708
00:53:14,408 --> 00:53:17,867
Kill my men, huh? take my fucking coke!

709
00:53:18,033 --> 00:53:20,117
Whoa, whoa, whoa, boss.
what are you doing?

710
00:53:20,217 --> 00:53:21,158
Boss, come on, we gotta go, baby.

711
00:53:21,258 --> 00:53:22,117
- Fucking scumbag!
- Come on, let's go.

712
00:53:22,408 --> 00:53:24,075
Boss, come on, he's had enough.

713
00:53:24,175 --> 00:53:25,867
Come on, Frank, he's
had enough. come on.

714
00:53:27,075 --> 00:53:29,575
What the fuck are you looking at? huh?

715
00:53:42,283 --> 00:53:44,742
Come on, come on. come
on, let's go. we gotta go.

716
00:53:45,658 --> 00:53:47,450
Fuck. shit. damn.

717
00:53:47,550 --> 00:53:48,617
Come on, come on, get in.

718
00:53:54,950 --> 00:53:58,825
He was so young. no-one
should have to die that way.

719
00:53:59,242 --> 00:54:01,617
I just can't believe
he's dead, that's all.

720
00:54:03,450 --> 00:54:06,533
Oh, I know. but, Katie...

721
00:54:07,033 --> 00:54:11,242
...guys like Rasul get
mixed up in stuff and...

722
00:54:11,342 --> 00:54:14,533
No, I know, I know, but
what if it was my fault?

723
00:54:14,633 --> 00:54:18,117
What if kick-ass did it? I feel like
I should call the cops or something.

724
00:54:18,533 --> 00:54:20,825
You're talking crazy. there's no way.

725
00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:23,117
He probably didn't even
read your email yet.

726
00:54:23,217 --> 00:54:23,825
Yeah.

727
00:54:23,925 --> 00:54:25,700
You got nothing to worry about.

728
00:54:27,117 --> 00:54:30,908
I'm so glad you're
here. I'm in such a mess.

729
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,617
That's okay. it's not a problem.

730
00:54:34,617 --> 00:54:36,117
You're the best.

731
00:54:37,908 --> 00:54:42,783
I hope it's okay to say this,
but... it so sucks that you're gay.

732
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:48,992
I don't fucking believe this.

733
00:54:50,783 --> 00:54:54,492
What kind of children's
enter-fuckingtainer is that?

734
00:54:55,992 --> 00:54:57,575
What kind of kid has a...

735
00:54:57,783 --> 00:55:01,367
...a spiderman party, sure,
but a fucking kick-ass party?

736
00:55:01,467 --> 00:55:04,075
They selling paper plates
and napkins at the store now?

737
00:55:04,175 --> 00:55:06,950
Frank, you're scaring
me. you're losing it.

738
00:55:07,050 --> 00:55:09,950
Since when did you start getting
your hands dirty again? and in public.

739
00:55:10,050 --> 00:55:13,158
Since when I asked you fucks to deliver
me kick-ass and you don't deliver,

740
00:55:13,258 --> 00:55:13,742
That's when.

741
00:55:13,842 --> 00:55:15,742
Give me a break, it's been a week.

742
00:55:15,842 --> 00:55:19,242
We got half the crew out
doing petty crimes as bait.

743
00:55:19,342 --> 00:55:21,242
We're busting our asses here.

744
00:55:21,950 --> 00:55:23,367
What the hell are you doing?

745
00:55:24,158 --> 00:55:26,033
You're back on the powder now as well?

746
00:55:26,133 --> 00:55:30,533
Mommy, I want a kick-ass
party. dumb little fucks.

747
00:55:31,242 --> 00:55:33,242
I know a way you can get him.

748
00:55:33,342 --> 00:55:34,242
Shit!

749
00:55:34,342 --> 00:55:35,742
Chris, how long you been there?

750
00:55:35,842 --> 00:55:37,117
What the hell are you
doing? Get the hell out.

751
00:55:37,217 --> 00:55:40,033
- Do you wanna hear it or not?
- Hear what?

752
00:55:40,117 --> 00:55:43,242
Okay, look. you're a superhero and...

753
00:55:43,342 --> 00:55:46,742
...you can't trust anyone because
they'll expose your secret identity...

754
00:55:46,842 --> 00:55:49,033
Comic books this kid
reads, all fucking day long.

755
00:55:49,133 --> 00:55:52,825
The point is, there's only one way a
superhero can trust a stranger, and..

756
00:55:52,908 --> 00:55:56,325
...I can be that stranger. you've
just gotta give me a chance.

757
00:55:56,425 --> 00:55:58,908
I know I can do it. I
just need a few things.

758
00:56:00,492 --> 00:56:01,700
Like what?

759
00:56:03,492 --> 00:56:05,325
I need these things.

760
00:56:09,492 --> 00:56:11,408
What, are you fucking kidding
me? what the hell is this?

761
00:56:11,508 --> 00:56:13,200
It's, it's everything I need.

762
00:56:13,283 --> 00:56:15,783
And you might have to screw someone
over like Louie, or something.

763
00:56:15,883 --> 00:56:17,283
Louie? oh, hey, Chris. uhhuh.

764
00:56:17,383 --> 00:56:19,575
Or, or somebody. it
doesn't have to be Louie.

765
00:56:19,675 --> 00:56:21,575
- Tony.
- Tony.

766
00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:22,575
Tony?

767
00:56:22,675 --> 00:56:25,200
- I hate tony.
- Yeah, fuck Tony. he's a scumbag.

768
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:28,700
I swear, dad, if you let
me do this, it's gonna work.

769
00:56:33,367 --> 00:56:34,367
Tony.

770
00:56:34,783 --> 00:56:38,158
Tony Romita, one of america's
most wanted crime kingpins,

771
00:56:38,258 --> 00:56:40,075
was arrested in Queens today...

772
00:56:40,175 --> 00:56:43,075
...after a 911 call from someone
claiming to be a superhero...

773
00:56:43,175 --> 00:56:45,658
So, how are things going with Katie?

774
00:56:46,658 --> 00:56:48,575
Oh, just peachy.

775
00:56:48,675 --> 00:56:50,575
We had a sleepover and
spent the whole night...

776
00:56:50,675 --> 00:56:54,158
...watching the entire 'ugly
betty' box set and did pedicures.

777
00:56:54,242 --> 00:56:57,367
I'm telling you, the, the longer
you wait, the worse it's gonna get.

778
00:56:57,467 --> 00:57:01,033
I know. I was gonna tell
her. she seemed so happy.

779
00:57:01,133 --> 00:57:03,950
- I don't know when's the right time.
- Well, now's your chance.

780
00:57:04,867 --> 00:57:06,867
- She didn't see that, did she?
- Hey, guys.

781
00:57:07,950 --> 00:57:09,033
- Hi.
- Hi, sweet.

782
00:57:10,450 --> 00:57:12,742
Did you watch the tv?
the new superhero guy?

783
00:57:12,842 --> 00:57:14,242
How cool is that?

784
00:57:14,342 --> 00:57:14,950
What?

785
00:57:15,050 --> 00:57:17,450
- Hey, look.
- Could you turn it up, please?

786
00:57:17,550 --> 00:57:18,533
Check this out.

787
00:57:19,742 --> 00:57:23,908
Far from being put off, this
individual, who calls himself red mist...

788
00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:26,117
...has decided to take crime
fighting to a new level...

789
00:57:26,217 --> 00:57:27,908
...as his actions last night proved.

790
00:57:28,033 --> 00:57:31,617
- Red mist, how do you see it?
- Folks have had enough of living in fear..

791
00:57:31,742 --> 00:57:35,033
...and Kick-Ass proved that one
individual can make a difference.

792
00:57:35,133 --> 00:57:39,033
So if anyone out there needs
help, I'll be fighting crime 25/8.

793
00:57:39,133 --> 00:57:42,117
And I'm just one click
away. red mist. org.

794
00:57:43,617 --> 00:57:45,117
Can we turn that off now?

795
00:57:45,492 --> 00:57:47,325
What's so special about that guy?

796
00:57:47,425 --> 00:57:50,200
He caught a drug dealer.
some most wanted guy.

797
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:53,492
- You saw him bring out a ton of stuff.
- That's pretty cool.

798
00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:56,408
Yeah, he's got a way better
costume than kick-ass, too.

799
00:57:56,508 --> 00:57:57,783
- He's got a cape.
- Yeah.

800
00:57:57,883 --> 00:57:58,992
Capes rock.

801
00:57:59,092 --> 00:58:01,408
I'm kinda feeling the cape. looks good.

802
00:58:02,575 --> 00:58:04,992
What, better than kick-ass?

803
00:58:05,367 --> 00:58:08,575
They're both kinda hot. I just
think red mist has a better body.

804
00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:10,075
Don't you think, Dave?

805
00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:14,283
Yeah, Dave, what do you
think? Is that the...

806
00:58:14,383 --> 00:58:17,492
...is he the kinda guy you'd go
for, with the, all that leather?

807
00:58:18,158 --> 00:58:21,575
No, Marty, he's not really my type.

808
00:59:15,408 --> 00:59:16,617
Kick-Ass.

809
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:18,908
Red mist.

810
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,700
Oh, shit. fuck me, that kinda hurt.

811
00:59:23,617 --> 00:59:25,992
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. no, I'm cool.

812
00:59:26,325 --> 00:59:29,992
I can't believe you're here,
man. like, you're my hero.

813
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:34,408
You inspired me. no kick-ass,
no red mist. seriously.

814
00:59:34,508 --> 00:59:36,617
Wow. hey, really?

815
00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:38,908
Straight up. and listen, if you...

816
00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:42,283
...wanted me to be your
sidekick or something...

817
00:59:42,908 --> 00:59:44,492
You wanna be my sidekick?

818
00:59:44,592 --> 00:59:48,283
Yeah, man. you and me
together, we would own.

819
00:59:48,575 --> 00:59:50,367
You wanna go fight some crime?

820
00:59:50,867 --> 00:59:52,783
Oh, what you mean like right now?

821
00:59:52,883 --> 00:59:54,992
Yeah, man. come on, I got
something I wanna show you.

822
00:59:55,992 --> 00:59:58,075
Er, I mean, like to be honest with you,

823
00:59:58,175 --> 01:00:00,867
I only ever fight crime
between like 9 and 2 weekdays.

824
01:00:00,967 --> 01:00:03,075
So I'm gonna need to
get back pretty soon.

825
01:00:07,575 --> 01:00:08,783
Sweet.

826
01:00:11,242 --> 01:00:14,367
- Is that yours?
- Meet the mist mobile.

827
01:00:23,367 --> 01:00:26,825
Satnav got my iPhone so I can
check the websites for emergencies

828
01:00:26,925 --> 01:00:28,325
When we're driving around.

829
01:00:28,533 --> 01:00:31,158
Got a little bit of mood
lighting right there.

830
01:00:31,658 --> 01:00:33,742
Rear-view camera. no big deal.

831
01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:35,825
Check this. You're
gonna fucking love this.

832
01:00:40,617 --> 01:00:41,950
The mist.

833
01:00:46,617 --> 01:00:48,908
That's right, we're
superheroes, love us.

834
01:00:54,117 --> 01:00:56,033
- Smoke?
- No.

835
01:00:56,617 --> 01:00:58,992
I feel a little weed takes the
edge off things when I'm on patrol,

836
01:00:59,092 --> 01:00:59,408
You know.

837
01:00:59,508 --> 01:01:02,117
Going up against a crowd can
get kinda scary, don't you think?

838
01:01:04,908 --> 01:01:05,992
Something wrong?

839
01:01:07,617 --> 01:01:11,283
You're so not how I expected.

840
01:01:17,075 --> 01:01:19,075
I got this e-mail from this chick.

841
01:01:19,175 --> 01:01:21,992
She said this guy's been
following her home from work.

842
01:01:22,075 --> 01:01:24,283
I got her address and stuff.
you wanna check it out?

843
01:01:25,492 --> 01:01:27,575
- Sure. why not?
- Cool.

844
01:01:35,158 --> 01:01:37,283
So, we're sitting there
totally naked, right?

845
01:01:37,383 --> 01:01:38,367
So I told her, "sit on my lap,

846
01:01:38,467 --> 01:01:40,283
We'll talk about the
first thing that comes up".

847
01:01:50,367 --> 01:01:53,367
- Yeah?
- Just got the text. he's on his way.

848
01:01:53,450 --> 01:01:54,867
He did very good.

849
01:01:55,450 --> 01:01:57,867
- Don't kill him till I get there.
- Right.

850
01:02:04,033 --> 01:02:06,825
Looks like reading all
them comics paid off, huh?

851
01:02:06,950 --> 01:02:08,950
Your boy did good, Frankie.

852
01:02:11,450 --> 01:02:13,158
He's his father's son.

853
01:02:13,242 --> 01:02:14,742
Come on now who do you

854
01:02:14,825 --> 01:02:15,950
Who do you who do you

855
01:02:16,050 --> 01:02:18,117
Who do you think you are?

856
01:02:20,533 --> 01:02:22,617
Bless your soul

857
01:02:23,408 --> 01:02:25,325
Oh... I forgot.

858
01:02:34,033 --> 01:02:37,533
I think you're crazy

859
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:41,408
I think you're crazy

860
01:02:42,408 --> 01:02:45,700
I think you're crazy

861
01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:49,117
Just like me

862
01:02:52,908 --> 01:02:57,408
My heroes had the heart to
lose their lives out on a limb

863
01:02:57,492 --> 01:02:59,283
What the fuck?!

864
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:04,283
Oh, shit.

865
01:03:05,992 --> 01:03:08,992
- Hey, what are you doing?
- There are people in there!

866
01:03:09,092 --> 01:03:11,283
Yeah. sh-shouldn't we call the fire...

867
01:03:13,075 --> 01:03:14,075
Shit!

868
01:03:32,867 --> 01:03:33,867
Mikey!

869
01:03:35,367 --> 01:03:36,450
Fuck.

870
01:03:37,742 --> 01:03:39,742
- Shit. fuck.
- Red Mist!

871
01:03:41,658 --> 01:03:43,158
Red Mist!

872
01:03:51,325 --> 01:03:53,325
Hey, man, can you hear me?

873
01:03:57,617 --> 01:03:58,825
Oh, jeez.

874
01:04:06,742 --> 01:04:07,742
Red Mist!

875
01:04:09,033 --> 01:04:12,200
Red mist! Where the fuck are you?!

876
01:04:46,992 --> 01:04:50,783
We gotta get the hell outta
here. dude, move your fucking ass!

877
01:05:09,450 --> 01:05:11,158
Holy shit.

878
01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:14,450
- Did you see those bodies?
- Yeah, man.

879
01:05:17,742 --> 01:05:20,450
- Why did you save the teddy?
- What?

880
01:05:20,950 --> 01:05:22,450
I don't know, man. come on.

881
01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:37,117
Come.

882
01:05:38,033 --> 01:05:39,617
What the hell are you doing, Frank?

883
01:05:39,717 --> 01:05:41,533
You know I can't be here.
What if somebody saw me?

884
01:05:41,633 --> 01:05:45,283
That motherfucker kick-Ass burnt
down my warehouse and killed my men,

885
01:05:45,383 --> 01:05:45,825
Gigante.

886
01:05:45,925 --> 01:05:48,825
Wait, wait, wait. slow
down. Kick-Ass? are you sure?

887
01:05:48,925 --> 01:05:52,408
You gotta help me, vic. My son
was there and he's still missing.

888
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,617
They're all dead!

889
01:05:55,408 --> 01:05:57,908
Everybody in the warehouse is dead.

890
01:05:58,700 --> 01:06:03,325
- Put the gun down, Vic, it's Chris.
- Chris is red mist?

891
01:06:03,425 --> 01:06:05,700
It's not red mist you gotta
worry about. it's Kick-Ass.

892
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:08,617
No, no, no, it's not. Kick-Ass
is just some geek, dad.

893
01:06:08,717 --> 01:06:11,700
You don't have to worry about
him. you need to watch this.

894
01:06:13,783 --> 01:06:16,283
- Why, what does it do?
- Are you fucking kidding me?

895
01:06:16,383 --> 01:06:17,075
What?

896
01:06:17,175 --> 01:06:18,908
God-damn it, just sit down.

897
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,200
What are you doing? What
the hell is that thing?

898
01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:28,200
You bought this to spy on
the nanny when I was a kid.

899
01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:29,575
Don't you remember?

900
01:06:29,992 --> 01:06:31,867
- And you put it in the warehouse?
- Yeah.

901
01:06:31,967 --> 01:06:34,783
I thought it'd be cool to put the
unmasking of kick-ass on the internet.

902
01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:36,575
Watch.

903
01:06:41,283 --> 01:06:42,242
I told her, "sit on my lap,

904
01:06:42,342 --> 01:06:44,158
We'll talk about the
first thing that comes up".

905
01:06:48,367 --> 01:06:51,450
- Yeah?
- Just got the text. he's on his way.

906
01:06:52,158 --> 01:06:54,450
He did very good. don't
kill him till I get there.

907
01:06:54,550 --> 01:06:55,450
Right.

908
01:08:10,283 --> 01:08:11,992
Who the hell is this guy?

909
01:08:12,492 --> 01:08:13,992
I don't know, dad.

910
01:08:15,158 --> 01:08:17,492
But Kick-Ass told me we're not
the only superheroes in town.

911
01:08:17,592 --> 01:08:19,658
Maybe he knows who this guy is.

912
01:08:21,450 --> 01:08:23,450
I want this place locked down.

913
01:08:24,158 --> 01:08:27,075
Nobody comes in, nobody goes out.

914
01:08:28,450 --> 01:08:30,450
Not until somebody
finds this cocksucker...

915
01:08:30,550 --> 01:08:33,242
...and pulls his fucking
lungs out through his ass!

916
01:08:36,950 --> 01:08:40,658
Listen, they're on to
you. do you hear me?

917
01:08:40,758 --> 01:08:41,950
They're on to you.

918
01:08:42,050 --> 01:08:44,450
I thought they were
looking for Kick-Ass.

919
01:08:44,550 --> 01:08:48,325
Not any more. gigante put
on a movie show for us.

920
01:08:48,425 --> 01:08:49,742
Different superhero.

921
01:08:49,825 --> 01:08:53,242
In a warehouse, killing a
whole bunch of D'Amico's guys.

922
01:08:53,342 --> 01:08:55,325
I'm gonna guess that was you.

923
01:08:56,033 --> 01:08:59,450
- I killed all the cameras.
- Apparently not. look, bro...

924
01:08:59,550 --> 01:09:02,242
...you need to get ghost,
hide yourself quick.

925
01:09:02,533 --> 01:09:03,617
Appreciate that.

926
01:09:08,117 --> 01:09:12,033
Mindy... no more homework, baby doll.

927
01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:15,533
It's time for Frank
D'Amico to go bye bye.

928
01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:26,200
X-Men, the Fantastic Four.

929
01:09:26,325 --> 01:09:29,200
Right now, I envied
the crap out of them.

930
01:09:29,283 --> 01:09:33,617
Everything was out of control. I
didn't know what the hell to do.

931
01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:36,700
You okay, buddy? you look tired.

932
01:09:36,908 --> 01:09:38,283
Early night tonight, maybe?

933
01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:40,200
And there was no-one I
could talk to about it.

934
01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:41,700
Dave? hello?

935
01:09:42,283 --> 01:09:44,283
Yeah, you bet I will.

936
01:09:46,700 --> 01:09:48,575
I never felt more alone.

937
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:54,783
I'd always dreamed of
being a superhero...

938
01:09:54,992 --> 01:09:57,867
...but this was a nightmare.

939
01:10:02,158 --> 01:10:05,283
It was time to stop
wearing this stupid costume.

940
01:10:08,783 --> 01:10:11,658
But there was one last
thing I needed it for.

941
01:10:13,950 --> 01:10:17,367
What's the difference between
Spiderman and Peter Parker?

942
01:10:18,450 --> 01:10:20,867
Spiderman gets the girl.

943
01:10:28,742 --> 01:10:30,533
Hey, I'm Kick-Ass.

944
01:10:35,617 --> 01:10:37,617
I'm Kick-Ass. you mail me?

945
01:10:38,742 --> 01:10:39,450
Please.

946
01:10:40,533 --> 01:10:43,325
Oh, fuck! oh, fuck!

947
01:10:43,533 --> 01:10:45,242
Fucking freak in a mask!

948
01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:47,742
- Get out of my house!
- Katie, I'm not gonna hurt you.

949
01:10:47,842 --> 01:10:48,408
All right?

950
01:10:48,617 --> 01:10:50,908
Oh, no, no, no, it's
me, it's me. all right?

951
01:10:51,408 --> 01:10:54,033
- I, I was only trying to surprise you, I'm sorry.
- Dave?

952
01:10:54,133 --> 01:10:56,908
What the fuck are you doing?
why are you dressed as Kick-Ass?

953
01:10:57,008 --> 01:11:00,408
- Because I am Kick-Ass. -
what are you talking about?

954
01:11:00,508 --> 01:11:02,825
And I'm also not gay.

955
01:11:03,617 --> 01:11:04,492
Fuck!

956
01:11:04,592 --> 01:11:08,200
And I'm an idiot, and a shit friend.
I lied to you, I know, and if...

957
01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:08,992
Oh my god.

958
01:11:09,092 --> 01:11:10,700
I know. If it makes you feel any better,

959
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:14,283
I, I don't think you can hate me any
more right now than I hate myself.

960
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:16,575
Please...

961
01:11:17,992 --> 01:11:20,700
...look, I'm really, really sorry.

962
01:11:21,992 --> 01:11:26,575
I've never met anyone who's
as beautiful and as kind and...

963
01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:28,783
...lovely as you.

964
01:11:32,492 --> 01:11:34,075
You deserve better.

965
01:11:52,575 --> 01:11:53,658
Dave.

966
01:11:53,950 --> 01:11:54,950
Yes?

967
01:11:56,158 --> 01:11:58,075
My mom has the burglar
alarm on downstairs,

968
01:11:58,175 --> 01:11:59,950
So you should probably use the window.

969
01:12:06,242 --> 01:12:07,450
Or...

970
01:12:12,158 --> 01:12:13,950
...or you could just stay.

971
01:12:15,450 --> 01:12:19,742
Stay? What like when
we have a sleepover?

972
01:12:26,033 --> 01:12:28,742
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

973
01:12:30,742 --> 01:12:31,825
Well...

974
01:13:01,075 --> 01:13:03,075
We gotta get over it...

975
01:13:03,492 --> 01:13:07,200
...on top of it and then into
it. right in the middle of it.

976
01:13:07,283 --> 01:13:09,075
Daddy, I think I've found one.

977
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:12,200
It's perfect and they
can deliver it in 3 days.

978
01:13:13,367 --> 01:13:16,283
Ah, it's 300,000 bucks.

979
01:13:16,383 --> 01:13:18,367
Well, can you think of anything
else you'd rather spend it on?

980
01:13:18,467 --> 01:13:23,158
Oh my gosh. that is cool.

981
01:13:23,450 --> 01:13:24,450
Yeah.

982
01:13:25,283 --> 01:13:26,950
Add to shopping cart.

983
01:13:27,367 --> 01:13:28,367
Okay.

984
01:13:31,367 --> 01:13:34,742
Out of Kick-Ass and Red Mist,
who would win in a fight?

985
01:13:34,867 --> 01:13:37,242
Why are they fighting?
that seems stupid.

986
01:13:37,950 --> 01:13:39,742
- What do you think?
- I don't know,

987
01:13:39,842 --> 01:13:41,450
But Kick-Ass is cuter.

988
01:13:41,867 --> 01:13:42,658
Really?

989
01:13:42,758 --> 01:13:43,867
Mmm-hmm.

990
01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:47,950
I for one would definitely fuck
his brains out if I got the chance.

991
01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:52,242
- You would?
- Definitely.

992
01:13:52,742 --> 01:13:56,033
Do you feel like checking out
that new Kate Hudson movie...

993
01:13:56,133 --> 01:13:57,950
...where she's a shoe
designer who can't get a guy?

994
01:13:58,050 --> 01:14:00,242
- we could make the next showing...
- Hell, yeah.

995
01:14:03,533 --> 01:14:05,117
Guess we're not invited.

996
01:14:06,325 --> 01:14:07,825
You know what? Come here.

997
01:14:08,325 --> 01:14:10,908
I'm gonna convert you to
a comics reader right now.

998
01:14:11,617 --> 01:14:15,700
Suddenly I understood why superheroes
only existed in comic books.

999
01:14:15,825 --> 01:14:19,033
I got why people didn't risk
their lives for strangers.

1000
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:23,617
Because, for the first time in my
life, I had something worth living for.

1001
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,700
Something to lose.

1002
01:14:27,783 --> 01:14:29,908
Katie worried about me getting hurt,

1003
01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:32,700
So I promised her my
Kick-Ass days were over.

1004
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:35,992
And the truth was I
hardly missed it at all.

1005
01:14:36,075 --> 01:14:39,408
I hadn't even checked the
website for, like, a week.

1006
01:14:42,492 --> 01:14:44,367
Okay, I'm off, then.

1007
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,492
No Katie tonight?

1008
01:14:46,783 --> 01:14:50,575
Tomorrow. Wednesday, she's got
one of those volunteer things.

1009
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,658
You seem like a different
guy, you know that?

1010
01:14:54,075 --> 01:14:57,075
Your mom would have been so happy to
see you out of your shell like this.

1011
01:14:58,367 --> 01:14:59,492
Have a good night.

1012
01:15:10,658 --> 01:15:11,742
Hey, baby.

1013
01:15:11,842 --> 01:15:13,450
Hey, what's going on?

1014
01:15:13,867 --> 01:15:15,742
I gotta do a Kick-Ass thing.

1015
01:15:15,950 --> 01:15:18,658
What? I thought you were done with that.

1016
01:15:18,758 --> 01:15:21,033
This is the last time. I totally swear.

1017
01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:23,658
I worry about you.

1018
01:15:23,867 --> 01:15:26,450
Well, I wish you wouldn't worry.

1019
01:15:26,550 --> 01:15:28,533
I can't help it, I do because I...

1020
01:15:30,450 --> 01:15:32,742
...I care about you a lot.

1021
01:15:35,325 --> 01:15:38,033
I care about you a lot, too.

1022
01:16:08,617 --> 01:16:10,117
This better be pretty serious, dude.

1023
01:16:10,217 --> 01:16:12,492
Cos I promised my girlfriend
that I'm done with all this shit.

1024
01:16:12,592 --> 01:16:15,783
How about both of us being dead?
is that serious enough for you?

1025
01:16:15,883 --> 01:16:18,200
Dead? how?

1026
01:16:18,283 --> 01:16:20,700
Well, it turns out those
dead guys from the warehouse

1027
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:24,200
Had some bad motherfuckers for friends,
and they think we did that shit.

1028
01:16:24,300 --> 01:16:25,992
There's a price on our heads, man.

1029
01:16:26,075 --> 01:16:28,575
A price on our heads? what
is this, the wild west?

1030
01:16:28,675 --> 01:16:31,367
I'm not messing with you, dude.
they found out where I lived.

1031
01:16:31,492 --> 01:16:33,367
They trashed my place.
I'm fucking screwed,

1032
01:16:33,467 --> 01:16:35,367
- and you're next, okay!
- All right. what?

1033
01:16:39,158 --> 01:16:40,367
Shit.

1034
01:16:41,575 --> 01:16:43,075
What do we do?

1035
01:16:46,158 --> 01:16:49,158
Remember you mentioned that
there are other superheroes?

1036
01:16:49,242 --> 01:16:50,158
Yeah.

1037
01:16:51,158 --> 01:16:52,867
Well, do you think they can help us?

1038
01:17:02,158 --> 01:17:04,742
Hot chocolate... extra marshmallows.

1039
01:17:07,825 --> 01:17:10,825
Man, that looks even cooler
than it did in the picture.

1040
01:17:11,325 --> 01:17:15,950
Child, you know that's because in the
picture it didn't have Gatling Guns.

1041
01:17:16,050 --> 01:17:19,033
Nice job. I'm gonna
take mine to bed, okay?

1042
01:17:19,133 --> 01:17:21,450
Okay, baby doll. sleep tight.

1043
01:17:21,550 --> 01:17:22,408
Thanks.

1044
01:17:23,325 --> 01:17:25,033
- Oh, kick-ass?
- Mmm-hmm.

1045
01:17:25,408 --> 01:17:28,242
You go get dressed. I'll tell
him to meet us at safe house 'b'.

1046
01:17:28,342 --> 01:17:30,242
We'll have our hot
chocolate when we get back.

1047
01:17:30,408 --> 01:17:31,533
- Okay, daddy.
- Come on.

1048
01:17:41,908 --> 01:17:43,117
There you go.

1049
01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:45,908
- Do you know where that is?
- No, but I'll put it in the gps.

1050
01:17:46,617 --> 01:17:48,200
Right, let's go.

1051
01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:50,700
Shit.

1052
01:19:26,617 --> 01:19:27,908
Okay, okay, okay.

1053
01:19:35,908 --> 01:19:41,075
Well. here you are and... Red Mist. two.

1054
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,992
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Good to meet you, sir.

1055
01:19:49,075 --> 01:19:50,867
Please, come in.

1056
01:19:51,283 --> 01:19:52,367
After you.

1057
01:19:55,867 --> 01:19:57,783
Hit girl. manners, honey.

1058
01:20:00,575 --> 01:20:01,950
Hi, I'm hit girl.

1059
01:20:03,450 --> 01:20:04,575
No!

1060
01:20:11,367 --> 01:20:12,450
Your ass is mine!

1061
01:20:13,867 --> 01:20:14,950
He's with me, he's okay.

1062
01:20:15,050 --> 01:20:17,658
Shut the fuck up kid. your
daddy's the boss. you go home.

1063
01:20:17,758 --> 01:20:18,533
Are you shitting me?

1064
01:20:18,950 --> 01:20:21,950
He's fine. He's with me! Let him go!

1065
01:20:22,158 --> 01:20:24,367
Get outta here! Get
the fuck out of here.

1066
01:20:24,467 --> 01:20:26,242
Hot damn. I always wanted one of these.

1067
01:20:26,342 --> 01:20:29,033
- Are you seriously gonna take that?
- Yes. come on, sweet cheeks.

1068
01:20:33,325 --> 01:20:35,450
If you don't get your wannabe
superhero ass in the car...

1069
01:20:35,550 --> 01:20:36,325
...you're gonna have a lot
of trouble on your hands.

1070
01:20:36,425 --> 01:20:38,242
That's really funny. you're so fired.

1071
01:20:38,742 --> 01:20:39,450
Kick-Ass...

1072
01:20:39,550 --> 01:20:41,325
Get him outta here, get him
outta here. get him in the van.

1073
01:20:43,617 --> 01:20:45,242
Kick-Ass, I'm sorry, I...

1074
01:20:45,908 --> 01:20:47,533
Get in the car. get in there.

1075
01:21:00,492 --> 01:21:02,617
You better fire this asshole.

1076
01:21:02,908 --> 01:21:04,117
Ignore him...

1077
01:21:05,408 --> 01:21:06,700
A bazooka?

1078
01:21:09,117 --> 01:21:10,117
Okay.

1079
01:21:10,408 --> 01:21:14,408
We had a fucking deal, dad, that
I'll get you the guy who did it...

1080
01:21:14,508 --> 01:21:17,992
...and all I'm asking is you let
kick-ass go. he didn't do anything wrong.

1081
01:21:18,092 --> 01:21:21,575
Chris, you gotta look at this
from my point of view. okay?

1082
01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:23,992
I gotta send a public service
message to the people out there...

1083
01:21:24,092 --> 01:21:27,033
...that being a superhero
is bad for your health.

1084
01:21:27,133 --> 01:21:28,867
And the big motherfucker...

1085
01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:30,283
...nobody knows who he is.

1086
01:21:30,383 --> 01:21:33,367
- That's not fair.
- Life's not fair, get over it.

1087
01:21:33,867 --> 01:21:35,492
What are you gonna do to them?

1088
01:21:36,158 --> 01:21:39,075
You really wanna be
a part of my business?

1089
01:21:41,283 --> 01:21:42,158
Yeah.

1090
01:21:42,283 --> 01:21:45,867
Then sit down, shut up and watch.

1091
01:21:54,450 --> 01:21:57,867
Frank, we're ready. enjoy the show.

1092
01:21:57,967 --> 01:22:00,575
- Are you controlling this thing?
- I sure am.

1093
01:22:00,675 --> 01:22:02,450
Big brother, watch and learn.

1094
01:22:02,867 --> 01:22:04,533
Welcome back. breaking news,

1095
01:22:04,633 --> 01:22:07,158
A worldwide web broadcast
of the new york superhero

1096
01:22:07,258 --> 01:22:10,533
Who calls himself Kick-Ass
is about to be shown live.

1097
01:22:10,633 --> 01:22:13,742
Rumours have it this will
be his farewell appearance...

1098
01:22:13,842 --> 01:22:16,325
...that he will announce his
retirement from crime fighting...

1099
01:22:16,425 --> 01:22:20,117
...but as word of mouth spreads
internet providers are predicting that...

1100
01:22:20,217 --> 01:22:23,825
...it could be one of the most widely
viewed live events in web history.

1101
01:22:24,533 --> 01:22:25,533
Where's Dave?

1102
01:22:25,633 --> 01:22:27,533
There are no clues as yet as to
the exact nature of the broadcast...

1103
01:22:27,633 --> 01:22:29,408
Holy shit, have you guys noticed...

1104
01:22:29,508 --> 01:22:31,408
He's with Katie, obviously.

1105
01:22:32,408 --> 01:22:34,200
Why else would I be here?

1106
01:22:34,325 --> 01:22:37,825
There's no idea who is behind
the broadcast of this show...

1107
01:22:37,925 --> 01:22:40,825
...but we could see
widespread server crashes...

1108
01:22:41,117 --> 01:22:43,325
Dave, why didn't you tell me
this is what you were doing?

1109
01:22:43,425 --> 01:22:45,492
You're on the news. Call me.

1110
01:22:45,592 --> 01:22:48,783
We go live to the countdown
clock as we are moments away.

1111
01:23:00,992 --> 01:23:02,200
Showtime.

1112
01:23:04,575 --> 01:23:08,492
Hello, boys and girls. now this...

1113
01:23:09,575 --> 01:23:11,367
...well, you know who this guy is.

1114
01:23:11,567 --> 01:23:14,658
And this guy here is Big Daddy.

1115
01:23:14,783 --> 01:23:18,575
And these are my friends.
come on in, guys, say hello.

1116
01:23:18,992 --> 01:23:22,283
Yeah. yeah, there
they are. hello, hello.

1117
01:23:22,450 --> 01:23:25,950
Now, big daddy and kick-ass
are gonna help us...

1118
01:23:26,150 --> 01:23:30,867
...show you why being
a hero is a bad idea.

1119
01:23:30,950 --> 01:23:33,075
You know what a silent 'K' is?

1120
01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:34,450
That's when 'k' is at the beginning

1121
01:23:34,550 --> 01:23:36,158
Of the word but you
don't pronounce it...

1122
01:23:36,258 --> 01:23:40,033
...like in the word 'knuckle-duster'.
show them what it can do, guy.

1123
01:23:41,450 --> 01:23:43,867
That must've hurt. let's
see it from the other side.

1124
01:23:45,242 --> 01:23:49,533
I think it did. now in France they
say the word "stick" like this.

1125
01:23:49,633 --> 01:23:50,742
Baton.

1126
01:23:50,950 --> 01:23:53,950
We got some of kick-ass's batons.
we're gonna show you what they can do.

1127
01:23:54,050 --> 01:23:55,117
Go ahead, boys.

1128
01:23:57,950 --> 01:24:03,117
You know, in america we say
"stick" like this. baseball bat.

1129
01:24:03,325 --> 01:24:06,908
Which is very good for
hitting knees and stomachs.

1130
01:24:07,242 --> 01:24:09,617
It's also good for hitting balls.

1131
01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:13,117
We don't do them individually...

1132
01:24:13,217 --> 01:24:15,408
...we do them all together.

1133
01:24:15,508 --> 01:24:17,117
Gentlemen, please.

1134
01:24:17,700 --> 01:24:20,117
Oh, this looks very painful.

1135
01:24:23,700 --> 01:24:25,908
Due to the distressing
nature of the images...

1136
01:24:26,008 --> 01:24:29,617
...we are unable to broadcast the
events streaming live on the internet.

1137
01:24:29,717 --> 01:24:30,117
Fuck.

1138
01:24:30,217 --> 01:24:32,200
No, no...

1139
01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:37,200
Despite initial speculation that
this may be some kind of hoax...

1140
01:24:37,300 --> 01:24:41,700
...or publicity stunt, it is now clear
the hostages are in genuine danger.

1141
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,867
That all signs point to the intention to

1142
01:24:43,967 --> 01:24:46,492
Stage a live execution
in the next few minutes.

1143
01:24:59,992 --> 01:25:03,658
Even with my metal plates and
my fucked-up nerve endings...

1144
01:25:03,758 --> 01:25:06,950
...I gotta tell you... that hurt.

1145
01:25:08,950 --> 01:25:12,075
Kerosene. yes, the silent killer.

1146
01:25:12,158 --> 01:25:15,867
But not half as much as the idea
of leaving everything behind.

1147
01:25:16,367 --> 01:25:17,367
Katie.

1148
01:25:17,950 --> 01:25:19,158
My dad.

1149
01:25:19,742 --> 01:25:21,033
Todd and Marty.

1150
01:25:21,658 --> 01:25:23,533
And all the things I'd never do.

1151
01:25:23,950 --> 01:25:26,158
Like learn to drive.

1152
01:25:26,450 --> 01:25:28,825
Or see what me and Katie's
kids would look like.

1153
01:25:29,158 --> 01:25:31,825
- or find out what happened on 'Lost'.
- Spicy, spicy.

1154
01:25:32,325 --> 01:25:34,367
And if you think I'm gonna make it

1155
01:25:34,467 --> 01:25:37,033
Through this since I'm
talking to you now...

1156
01:25:38,033 --> 01:25:39,950
...quit being such a smartass.

1157
01:25:40,450 --> 01:25:43,033
Hell, dude, you never seen 'sin city'...

1158
01:25:43,325 --> 01:25:46,242
...'Sunset Boulevard',
'American Beauty'?

1159
01:25:46,908 --> 01:25:47,908
And this...

1160
01:25:48,325 --> 01:25:50,117
...for all you cavemen out there...

1161
01:25:51,117 --> 01:25:53,033
...is fire.

1162
01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:54,617
No.

1163
01:26:02,408 --> 01:26:04,117
Fire. fire is good.

1164
01:26:05,492 --> 01:26:07,908
Fire is our friend.

1165
01:26:08,492 --> 01:26:09,908
Oh, yeah.

1166
01:26:16,075 --> 01:26:17,575
Gentlemen...

1167
01:26:19,492 --> 01:26:21,283
...time to die.

1168
01:26:26,992 --> 01:26:28,200
What the...?

1169
01:26:32,992 --> 01:26:35,992
- What the fuck just happened?
- Hey, hey, somebody find the lights.

1170
01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:28,533
Get the lighter!

1171
01:27:29,325 --> 01:27:31,617
It's on the floor right
over there. find the lighter.

1172
01:27:37,617 --> 01:27:38,617
I got it.

1173
01:27:53,283 --> 01:27:54,283
No!

1174
01:27:54,383 --> 01:27:56,283
Take cover, child!

1175
01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:04,867
Now switch to kryptonite!

1176
01:28:05,700 --> 01:28:07,200
Kryptonite. yeah.

1177
01:28:36,575 --> 01:28:40,658
Go to Robin's Revenge!

1178
01:28:40,758 --> 01:28:42,742
Robin. Robin, Robin...

1179
01:29:27,408 --> 01:29:28,908
Show's over, motherfuckers.

1180
01:29:35,408 --> 01:29:37,200
I think I'm in love with her, dude.

1181
01:29:37,575 --> 01:29:39,992
She looks like she's
about 11 years old, but...

1182
01:29:40,092 --> 01:29:43,492
I can wait. I solemnly
vow to save myself for her.

1183
01:29:44,283 --> 01:29:47,367
That should be really
difficult for you. are you okay?

1184
01:29:47,867 --> 01:29:48,867
Yeah.

1185
01:30:08,450 --> 01:30:10,075
Good job.

1186
01:30:18,367 --> 01:30:20,950
I'm so proud of you, baby doll.

1187
01:30:23,242 --> 01:30:24,950
Are you okay?

1188
01:30:28,158 --> 01:30:29,242
Yeah.

1189
01:30:30,950 --> 01:30:34,617
But getting shot, daddy, it hurt
a lot more than when you did it.

1190
01:30:35,742 --> 01:30:40,033
That's because I used low
velocity rounds, child.

1191
01:30:44,325 --> 01:30:46,908
You're the kindest
daddy in the whole world.

1192
01:30:47,008 --> 01:30:48,533
No, I just...

1193
01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:53,033
... love you.

1194
01:30:58,033 --> 01:30:59,992
I love you, too, daddy.

1195
01:31:07,492 --> 01:31:09,283
I love you, too, daddy.

1196
01:31:10,783 --> 01:31:12,117
Sleep tight.

1197
01:31:31,367 --> 01:31:32,783
What's your name?

1198
01:31:33,867 --> 01:31:35,492
I mean your real name.

1199
01:31:35,867 --> 01:31:38,575
A superhero never
reveals his true identity.

1200
01:31:38,675 --> 01:31:41,283
What? look, you can't go on...

1201
01:31:42,658 --> 01:31:45,158
However you lived before...

1202
01:31:48,575 --> 01:31:49,867
...it's over.

1203
01:31:52,075 --> 01:31:54,950
Is there anybody else? Any family or...?

1204
01:31:55,050 --> 01:31:56,867
Look, I can take care of myself.

1205
01:31:58,158 --> 01:32:00,242
I saved your sorry ass.

1206
01:32:00,658 --> 01:32:04,825
What about money? you
gotta think long term.

1207
01:32:04,925 --> 01:32:07,533
I've got 3 million
dollars in a suitcase.

1208
01:32:08,533 --> 01:32:11,033
That long term enough for you?

1209
01:32:13,617 --> 01:32:15,617
It's not all about the money.

1210
01:32:17,117 --> 01:32:18,617
I owe you.

1211
01:32:20,117 --> 01:32:22,408
If it wasn't for you I'd be dead.

1212
01:32:23,408 --> 01:32:25,117
And if it wasn't for you...

1213
01:32:27,033 --> 01:32:28,742
...my dad wouldn't be.

1214
01:32:45,617 --> 01:32:46,992
Look...

1215
01:32:47,783 --> 01:32:51,408
...pack up whatever you need
and we'll go back to my place.

1216
01:32:52,783 --> 01:32:55,408
I just need to clean my face.

1217
01:32:55,492 --> 01:32:56,575
Just go.

1218
01:33:51,825 --> 01:33:54,950
I meant like pyjamas
and clothes and stuff.

1219
01:33:55,050 --> 01:33:56,742
You can't take that stuff to my house.

1220
01:33:56,842 --> 01:33:58,617
You know what my dad
really would have wanted?

1221
01:34:04,117 --> 01:34:07,117
He would have wanted me
to finish what we started.

1222
01:34:08,033 --> 01:34:10,117
And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

1223
01:34:27,117 --> 01:34:29,617
Is this Frank D'Amico's place?

1224
01:34:29,992 --> 01:34:31,783
All that security.

1225
01:34:32,117 --> 01:34:33,700
Are you crazy?

1226
01:34:33,783 --> 01:34:36,283
My mom already died for nothing.

1227
01:34:36,992 --> 01:34:40,075
So I'm sure as hell not gonna
let my dad die for nothing, too.

1228
01:34:42,492 --> 01:34:44,492
You can't do this on your own.

1229
01:34:46,367 --> 01:34:47,783
Exactly.

1230
01:34:50,283 --> 01:34:52,367
Do you wanna deal with owing my dad?

1231
01:34:54,158 --> 01:34:56,992
Then shut the hell up
and pick your weapon.

1232
01:35:05,575 --> 01:35:07,575
Is that what I think it is?

1233
01:35:08,575 --> 01:35:13,450
Damn straight. you better start
reading the instructions because...

1234
01:35:13,575 --> 01:35:16,158
...you're gonna be using
it in about 5 minutes.

1235
01:35:23,242 --> 01:35:26,825
Listen up, we got 5 minutes and
I want you back on your post.

1236
01:35:26,925 --> 01:35:28,825
And don't leave a mess.

1237
01:35:43,033 --> 01:35:45,325
- Everything okay?
- Everything's all right, boss.

1238
01:35:47,617 --> 01:35:50,033
I can't believe I got my
gun back. look at that.

1239
01:35:50,117 --> 01:35:51,617
You know, it's not the...

1240
01:35:56,033 --> 01:35:57,408
Well, let her in.

1241
01:36:00,700 --> 01:36:03,325
It's a little kid. what's
the matter with you?

1242
01:36:07,908 --> 01:36:09,492
Are you okay, sweetheart?

1243
01:36:09,908 --> 01:36:13,992
I... I lost my mommy and daddy.

1244
01:36:14,117 --> 01:36:16,408
She lost her mommy and daddy.

1245
01:36:17,075 --> 01:36:18,992
You wanna use my cell phone?

1246
01:36:20,408 --> 01:36:21,992
Now can you remember the number?

1247
01:37:06,450 --> 01:37:08,742
Had I ever been a real superhero?

1248
01:37:09,742 --> 01:37:13,117
The most I'd ever had to offer
the world was good intentions...

1249
01:37:13,217 --> 01:37:15,825
...and a slightly elevated
capacity to take a kicking.

1250
01:37:17,533 --> 01:37:21,242
With no power comes no responsibility.

1251
01:37:22,117 --> 01:37:23,408
Except...

1252
01:37:24,408 --> 01:37:25,825
...that wasn't true.

1253
01:38:14,367 --> 01:38:16,492
- Holy shit.
- Boss, take cover, please.

1254
01:39:11,117 --> 01:39:13,700
I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation

1255
01:39:15,825 --> 01:39:18,408
You're living in the
past it's a new generation

1256
01:39:20,492 --> 01:39:24,908
A girl can do what she wants to
do and that's what I'm gonna do

1257
01:39:25,008 --> 01:39:28,117
An' I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation

1258
01:39:32,117 --> 01:39:33,283
Not me

1259
01:39:36,700 --> 01:39:37,908
Not me

1260
01:39:38,575 --> 01:39:39,700
God damn!

1261
01:39:41,992 --> 01:39:43,075
Shit!

1262
01:39:51,283 --> 01:39:52,367
What the fuck?

1263
01:39:57,492 --> 01:39:59,450
Get in here! help me out man!

1264
01:40:04,450 --> 01:40:07,075
Holy fuck... everybody's dead!

1265
01:40:09,242 --> 01:40:11,950
She's behind the counter.
she's out of ammo, okay.

1266
01:40:27,033 --> 01:40:28,533
Do you think they caught him?

1267
01:40:29,158 --> 01:40:30,658
If they didn't, he will.

1268
01:40:32,533 --> 01:40:34,825
- Get out there.
- Now?

1269
01:40:35,117 --> 01:40:36,325
Yeah, now.

1270
01:40:47,242 --> 01:40:48,617
What the fuck is going on?

1271
01:40:48,717 --> 01:40:50,533
We got her trapped. she's unarmed.

1272
01:40:50,633 --> 01:40:52,533
So what the hell are
you guys waiting for?

1273
01:40:52,825 --> 01:40:55,200
- Go get her.
- Go on, man. go get her!

1274
01:40:55,300 --> 01:40:57,825
I ain't got no fucking
gun. I'm not going in.

1275
01:40:59,617 --> 01:41:00,992
You do now.

1276
01:41:02,325 --> 01:41:03,325
Now move!

1277
01:41:05,825 --> 01:41:06,908
Go on.

1278
01:41:23,367 --> 01:41:26,575
Fuck this shit. I'm getting the bazooka.

1279
01:41:29,200 --> 01:41:30,283
Bazooka?

1280
01:41:30,783 --> 01:41:32,075
Bazooka?

1281
01:41:32,867 --> 01:41:35,867
It's only me, boss.
everything's under control.

1282
01:41:47,867 --> 01:41:52,575
Un... under control? you're grabbing
a fucking bazooka, you dumb ass.

1283
01:41:53,950 --> 01:41:55,075
Sir?

1284
01:41:56,950 --> 01:41:57,950
Do it.

1285
01:42:19,825 --> 01:42:21,533
I always wanted to say this...

1286
01:42:23,742 --> 01:42:26,533
...say hello to my little friend!

1287
01:42:46,408 --> 01:42:54,700
Glory, glory, hallelujah

1288
01:42:56,200 --> 01:42:59,575
- His truth is...
- Dirty motherfuckers!

1289
01:42:59,675 --> 01:43:05,575
...marching on

1290
01:43:06,867 --> 01:43:19,158
His truth is marching on

1291
01:43:25,075 --> 01:43:26,658
Holy shit!

1292
01:43:35,075 --> 01:43:37,242
That is one weird sounding bazooka.

1293
01:43:37,342 --> 01:43:38,242
Stu!

1294
01:43:44,242 --> 01:43:45,158
Fuck!

1295
01:43:55,242 --> 01:43:56,325
Get them!

1296
01:44:05,908 --> 01:44:07,533
Playtime's over, kid.

1297
01:44:08,825 --> 01:44:10,908
I never play.

1298
01:44:11,700 --> 01:44:12,908
Oh, really?

1299
01:45:30,825 --> 01:45:32,950
Ruin my business, huh?

1300
01:45:34,117 --> 01:45:37,325
Kill every single
fucking guy on my payroll.

1301
01:46:06,992 --> 01:46:09,617
God, I wish I had a son like you.

1302
01:46:15,783 --> 01:46:17,992
Time for a family reunion.

1303
01:46:19,492 --> 01:46:20,575
Hey.

1304
01:46:21,408 --> 01:46:23,700
Why don't you pick on
someone your own size?

1305
01:46:43,450 --> 01:46:45,783
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1306
01:46:47,075 --> 01:46:48,658
Time to go home.

1307
01:48:25,367 --> 01:48:26,950
Thanks, Kick-Ass.

1308
01:48:27,158 --> 01:48:28,742
My daddy...

1309
01:48:31,075 --> 01:48:33,658
...he would have been
proud of both of us.

1310
01:48:43,742 --> 01:48:44,950
Dave.

1311
01:48:45,950 --> 01:48:49,450
- Dave Lizewski.
- I know that, dumb ass.

1312
01:49:00,533 --> 01:49:01,617
Mindy.

1313
01:49:03,242 --> 01:49:04,825
Mindy MacReady.

1314
01:49:22,117 --> 01:49:23,825
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

1315
01:49:25,908 --> 01:49:29,117
Mindy moved in with Marcus and
he enrolled her at my school.

1316
01:49:29,217 --> 01:49:30,408
- Bye.
- Good luck.

1317
01:49:31,700 --> 01:49:33,367
First school she'd ever been to...

1318
01:49:33,467 --> 01:49:35,492
On the promise that
I'd look out for her.

1319
01:49:36,908 --> 01:49:37,783
Hey.

1320
01:49:37,992 --> 01:49:39,492
Not that she needed me to.

1321
01:49:39,592 --> 01:49:40,700
Hey, new kid.

1322
01:49:41,075 --> 01:49:42,200
Hi.

1323
01:49:42,783 --> 01:49:45,283
Lunch money... now.

1324
01:49:53,867 --> 01:49:56,367
Kick-Ass was gone but not forgotten.

1325
01:49:57,575 --> 01:50:01,075
And my world was much safer
with all the new superheroes.

1326
01:50:01,950 --> 01:50:04,367
They said I was their inspiration...

1327
01:50:04,658 --> 01:50:06,575
But all I did was make a door into a

1328
01:50:06,675 --> 01:50:09,158
World I dreamed about
since I was a little kid.

1329
01:50:10,075 --> 01:50:12,658
A world full of superheroes, huh?

1330
01:50:14,950 --> 01:50:16,867
As a great man once said...

1331
01:50:19,867 --> 01:50:22,242
..."wait till they get a load of me".

1332
01:50:39,033 --> 01:50:41,533
Take me, I'm alive

1333
01:50:41,633 --> 01:50:43,742
Never was a girl with a wicked mind

1334
01:50:43,842 --> 01:50:49,033
But everything looks better
when the sun goes down

1335
01:50:49,133 --> 01:50:51,408
I had everything

1336
01:50:51,508 --> 01:50:58,117
Opportunities for eternity
and I could belong to the night

1337
01:50:58,908 --> 01:51:01,325
I see your eyes

1338
01:51:01,425 --> 01:51:06,700
I can see in your eyes, your eyes

1339
01:51:07,408 --> 01:51:09,783
You make me wanna die

1340
01:51:09,883 --> 01:51:12,200
I'll never be good enough

1341
01:51:12,300 --> 01:51:14,783
You make me wanna die

1342
01:51:14,883 --> 01:51:19,700
And everything you love
will burn up in the light

1343
01:51:19,800 --> 01:51:25,575
Every time I look inside your eyes

1344
01:51:27,075 --> 01:51:29,367
You make me wanna die

1345
01:51:38,492 --> 01:51:40,867
Taste me, drink my soul

1346
01:51:40,967 --> 01:51:43,283
Show me all the things that I shouldn't

1347
01:51:43,383 --> 01:51:47,658
Know when there's a new moon on the rise

1348
01:51:48,158 --> 01:51:50,742
I had everything

1349
01:51:50,842 --> 01:51:57,658
Opportunities for eternity
and I could belong to the night

1350
01:51:58,158 --> 01:52:00,450
I see your eyes

1351
01:52:00,533 --> 01:52:05,658
I can see in your eyes, your eyes

1352
01:52:05,758 --> 01:52:11,033
Everything in your eyes, your eyes

1353
01:52:11,658 --> 01:52:13,950
You make me wanna die

1354
01:52:14,050 --> 01:52:16,533
I'll never be good enough

1355
01:52:16,633 --> 01:52:19,117
You make me wanna die

1356
01:52:19,217 --> 01:52:23,908
And everything you love
will burn up in the light

1357
01:52:24,008 --> 01:52:29,825
And every time I look inside your eyes

1358
01:52:31,325 --> 01:52:34,408
You make me wanna die

1359
01:52:44,200 --> 01:52:48,992
I would die for you, my love

1360
01:52:49,408 --> 01:52:50,200
My love

1361
01:52:50,300 --> 01:52:53,908
You make me wanna die

1362
01:52:54,008 --> 01:52:58,908
And I would die for you, my love

1363
01:52:58,992 --> 01:53:01,200
My love

1364
01:53:01,300 --> 01:53:03,700
We'll burn up in the light

1365
01:53:03,800 --> 01:53:08,575
Every time I look inside your eyes

1366
01:53:08,675 --> 01:53:10,367
I'm running in the light

1367
01:53:10,467 --> 01:53:13,575
Look inside your eyes

1368
01:53:13,675 --> 01:53:15,158
I'm running in the light

1369
01:53:15,258 --> 01:53:19,575
Look inside your eyes

1370
01:53:20,867 --> 01:53:23,283
You make me wanna die

1371
01:53:48,742 --> 01:53:50,325
We are young

1372
01:53:50,533 --> 01:53:52,450
We are strong

1373
01:53:52,550 --> 01:53:56,117
We're not looking for where we belong

1374
01:53:56,242 --> 01:53:58,242
We're not cool

1375
01:53:58,342 --> 01:54:00,325
We are free

1376
01:54:00,425 --> 01:54:04,408
And we're running
with blood on our knees

1377
01:54:13,200 --> 01:54:15,117
We could rule the world

1378
01:54:15,217 --> 01:54:16,992
On a silver platter

1379
01:54:17,092 --> 01:54:18,908
From the wrong to the right line

1380
01:54:19,008 --> 01:54:20,825
To the open stream

1381
01:54:20,925 --> 01:54:22,617
With a crash and burn

1382
01:54:24,617 --> 01:54:26,617
Turn it upside down

1383
01:54:26,717 --> 01:54:28,783
Just you and me

1384
01:54:28,992 --> 01:54:30,908
We are the dream

1385
01:54:31,008 --> 01:54:34,783
No other way to be

1386
01:54:34,908 --> 01:54:36,575
We are young

1387
01:54:36,675 --> 01:54:38,408
We are strong

1388
01:54:38,508 --> 01:54:42,200
We're not looking for where we belong

1389
01:54:42,367 --> 01:54:44,367
We're not cool

1390
01:54:44,467 --> 01:54:46,367
We are free

1391
01:54:46,467 --> 01:54:50,283
And we're running
with blood on our knees

1392
01:54:51,575 --> 01:54:53,492
I could change the world

1393
01:54:53,592 --> 01:54:55,367
I can make it better

1394
01:54:55,467 --> 01:54:57,283
Kick it up and down

1395
01:54:57,383 --> 01:54:59,158
Take a chance on me

1396
01:54:59,258 --> 01:55:00,950
With your fake smile

1397
01:55:01,050 --> 01:55:03,075
And you think you're better

1398
01:55:03,175 --> 01:55:04,950
Gonna put it down

1399
01:55:05,050 --> 01:55:07,075
Put it at your feet

1400
01:55:07,242 --> 01:55:09,242
No bridge to burn

1401
01:55:09,342 --> 01:55:13,075
Nowhere to turn for me

1402
01:55:13,158 --> 01:55:14,950
We are young

1403
01:55:15,033 --> 01:55:16,867
We are strong

1404
01:55:16,967 --> 01:55:20,658
We're not looking for where we belong

1405
01:55:20,742 --> 01:55:22,658
We're not cool

1406
01:55:22,758 --> 01:55:24,742
We are free

1407
01:55:24,842 --> 01:55:28,450
And we're running
with blood on our knees

1408
01:55:28,550 --> 01:55:30,325
We are young

1409
01:55:30,425 --> 01:55:32,242
We are strong

1410
01:55:32,342 --> 01:55:35,950
We're not looking for where we belong

1411
01:55:36,117 --> 01:55:38,033
We're not cool

1412
01:55:38,133 --> 01:55:40,033
We are free

1413
01:55:40,133 --> 01:55:44,325
And we're running
with blood on our knees

1414
01:55:44,617 --> 01:55:47,742
What do they know about us

1415
01:55:47,825 --> 01:55:51,825
Are they thinking of somebody else

1416
01:55:51,925 --> 01:55:55,325
Are they wondering what we might be

1417
01:55:55,425 --> 01:55:59,117
Are they thinking of you or of me

1418
01:55:59,200 --> 01:56:00,992
We are young

1419
01:56:01,117 --> 01:56:02,992
We are strong

1420
01:56:03,092 --> 01:56:06,617
We're not looking for where we belong

1421
01:56:06,783 --> 01:56:08,783
We're not cool

1422
01:56:08,883 --> 01:56:10,783
We are free

1423
01:56:10,883 --> 01:56:14,408
And we're running
with blood on our knees

1424
01:56:14,492 --> 01:56:16,408
We are young

1425
01:56:16,508 --> 01:56:18,408
We are strong

1426
01:56:18,508 --> 01:56:22,075
We're not looking for where we belong

1427
01:56:22,200 --> 01:56:24,075
We're not cool

1428
01:56:24,175 --> 01:56:26,075
We are free

1429
01:56:26,175 --> 01:56:29,783
And we're running
with blood on our knees

1430
01:56:29,867 --> 01:56:31,783
We are young

1431
01:56:31,883 --> 01:56:33,658
We are strong

1432
01:56:33,758 --> 01:56:37,367
We're not looking for where we belong

1433
01:56:37,492 --> 01:56:39,450
We're not cool

1434
01:56:39,550 --> 01:56:41,450
We are free

1435
01:56:41,550 --> 01:56:45,283
And we're running
with blood on our knees

1436
01:56:45,383 --> 01:56:47,242
We are young

1437
01:56:47,342 --> 01:56:49,158
We are strong

1438
01:56:49,258 --> 01:56:52,742
We're not looking for where we belong

1439
01:56:52,867 --> 01:56:54,867
We're not cool

1440
01:56:54,967 --> 01:56:56,742
We are free