1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 2 00:00:46,542 --> 00:00:48,750 Slow down. Park there. 3 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,380 Mr. Yampolsky, you have followed all the rules. 4 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:56,292 You'll pass your test tomorrow, I'm sure. 5 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:58,250 And after you get your license, 6 00:00:58,417 --> 00:01:01,792 I suspect you'll buy the biggest, fastest car. 7 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,792 And throw all the rules out of the window. 8 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,167 It is not a joke. 9 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:07,667 Remember driving is a freedom. 10 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:10,875 I wish you to enjoy every kind of freedom... 11 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:13,042 As long as you don't hurt someone. 12 00:01:13,958 --> 00:01:15,458 You promise me? 13 00:01:15,958 --> 00:01:18,125 - Okay, Mr. Singh. - Mr. Singh Tur. 14 00:01:18,292 --> 00:01:20,458 - Mr. Singh Tur. - Thank you. 15 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:23,750 The objective here is to be at a minimum 16 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,750 six cars at least from the nearest vehicle in front. 17 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:29,417 You can't help it they charge you once in a while, 18 00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:32,792 like this little hot dog wants to go by, in a sports car. 19 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:37,000 But by in large most people run along in about the same speed. 20 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,417 I like to drive in the speed of traffic. 21 00:02:18,542 --> 00:02:19,542 Taxi! 22 00:02:21,125 --> 00:02:22,458 Ted! 23 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:23,833 Ted! 24 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:27,375 - You can't run out on me! - Hudson and Jane. Quick! Quick! 25 00:02:27,542 --> 00:02:28,750 Hold on! Hold on, please. 26 00:02:28,958 --> 00:02:30,000 Go! Go! 27 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:31,333 - Shit! - Crazy. 28 00:02:34,417 --> 00:02:35,708 You're just a bastard! 29 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:42,000 To inform me in a public place so I can't make a scene! 30 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:43,250 And you thought that would work? 31 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:44,667 - Hey, cut that out. - You thought that would work? 32 00:02:45,042 --> 00:02:47,708 - Excuse me, you said Hudson & Jane? - Yeah, Hudson & Jane. 33 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:50,833 Is that where she lives? 34 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,375 Oh, you cock-sucker! 35 00:02:53,667 --> 00:02:55,000 Oh, cock-sucker! 36 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:57,000 - I'm not going home with you, Wendy. - What? 37 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:58,583 - After 21 years? - Yes. 38 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:01,833 - How long have you been lying to me? - I didn't lie! 39 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,292 - I did not fucking lie! - ...anything was wrong? 40 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:08,958 Now you blind... you blind-side me. 41 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:12,875 Oh blind-side you? When did you ever notice anything, Wendy? 42 00:03:13,042 --> 00:03:15,520 On the rare occasion when you look up from your book... 43 00:03:15,521 --> 00:03:17,500 Or your fucking computer. 44 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:21,000 You look right through me like I'm a ghost. 45 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:24,042 Well, I'm looking through you now and you're a prick. 46 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:25,333 A prick. 47 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 What is she? 48 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,249 Is she one of your students? 49 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,541 Oh... 50 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:33,000 That's as good as a yes. 51 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:35,875 Goddamn you! 52 00:03:36,042 --> 00:03:37,583 - Alright, pull over, let me out of here. - No, no. 53 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:39,000 - I'm done! - No, please! Just... 54 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:40,583 Just come home and we'll talk... 55 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:43,625 No, I'm done, I'm done. It's not gonna do any good. Stop it! 56 00:03:44,042 --> 00:03:46,083 Take it to 112... Shut up! 57 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,792 Shut the fuck up! 58 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,750 - Take her to 112 West 98th Street. - Yes, sir. 59 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:52,167 You just don't understand. 60 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:53,583 Right here. 61 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:56,667 Go, go. 62 00:03:59,208 --> 00:04:00,750 I don't understand. 63 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,958 I don't understand. 64 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:09,375 I don't understand... 65 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:37,667 We are here. 66 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:40,625 Number 112. 67 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,875 No, please. He paid me already. 68 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:54,833 - Thank you. - Yes. 69 00:06:58,708 --> 00:06:59,750 Good morning. 70 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,542 Good morning. 71 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:18,625 Preet. 72 00:07:21,292 --> 00:07:22,458 Preet. 73 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:25,792 Hey, Uncle D. 74 00:07:26,042 --> 00:07:29,875 I got another job, big renovation this time. At least four weeks. 75 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:31,208 Where did you get that? 76 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:33,708 This one? I've paid for it...? 77 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:35,583 Preet, you must save your money. 78 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:38,750 Uncle D, I must have my music. 79 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,708 Turn that around, if you can't wear it properly, put on the dastan. 80 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:44,458 Uncle D, I think it's a little past your bedtime. 81 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:10,542 Tasha? 82 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:15,625 - Hey! - Hi, Mom. 83 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:19,500 - Hi. - Hi. 84 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,042 They don't use any chemical sprays or fertilizers. 85 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,542 I just love being out on the tractor. 86 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,583 - Tractor? - A big red tractor. 87 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:38,542 I love the air and smells and... 88 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,625 And the dirt. 89 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:45,792 Growing up in the city, I always thought of dirt as grime, you know? 90 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,833 But this is like alive, 91 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:50,542 It's nourishing, it's rich. I just wanna... 92 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:52,333 I want to eat it. 93 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:57,379 I want to skip my first semester... 94 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:59,333 so I can save for the harvest. 95 00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:01,542 Did you ask your father? 96 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,750 He said to ask you. 97 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:05,958 No one stands to reason. 98 00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:08,333 I'm the one paying your tuition. 99 00:09:09,542 --> 00:09:11,167 - True. - You know, do what you want. 100 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,625 Vermont suits you. You look dangerously... 101 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,208 Dangerously healthy. 102 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,417 Why don't you come stay with me? They can put you up on the farm... 103 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:20,708 You can write there. 104 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,458 The train is on the other side of the state. 105 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:27,125 - So? - And I, of course, can't drive. 106 00:09:27,292 --> 00:09:29,000 - Why not? - Why can't you drive? 107 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:31,167 - I don't understand. - Let's not start that again. 108 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:32,333 It is so easy. I did it. 109 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,542 Let's not get into that right now. 110 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:37,083 And even if I could, it's too far and... 111 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:40,042 It's out in the middle of nowhere, There's no internet. 112 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:44,208 But, don't you want to get away? There's so many memories in this house... 113 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,042 Tasha... 114 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,167 When I think of you and dad not together, 115 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:49,792 it makes me so upset. 116 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:52,208 I'm fine. 117 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,167 And you're here all alone... 118 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 In this house. 119 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:58,167 Please don't be upset. 120 00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:00,292 I thought you'd be upset. 121 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,000 We've weathered this before. 122 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,458 Every seven years, it comes over him. 123 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:07,000 He gets restless and does something juvenile. 124 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,875 So at 21 years, we're on our third itch. 125 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:14,208 Or it's male menopause. 126 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:17,792 Instead of buying motorcycle, Daddy decided to give adultery a spin. 127 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,167 Tell you what, 128 00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:24,750 when he comes home, 129 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:29,167 We'll drive up to visit. 130 00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:36,000 You'll drive up to visit. 131 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,625 Dad is not coming home. 132 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,542 Go look upstairs, he didn't take any of his books. 133 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:52,042 What does that tell you? Go look. 134 00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:57,583 He said he filed for separation yesterday. 135 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:05,125 And he uses you to deliver that message? 136 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:09,708 I hope she knows she'll have to pay for his keep... 137 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,583 Because he is a loser. 138 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,125 In 20 years he couldn't get tenure. 139 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:16,250 How anyone besides me, 140 00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:19,699 could consider him romantic material is... 141 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,229 It's stupefying. 142 00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:22,708 So you are upset. 143 00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:24,542 No, I'm not. 144 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,250 I'm disgusted. 145 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,708 You're gonna stay for dinner? 146 00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:42,417 - Well, I... - Yeah? 147 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,000 I... 148 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,208 I actually, 149 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,333 I told Dad that I would eat with him. 150 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:57,625 So this is just a visit? 151 00:11:57,792 --> 00:12:00,208 - Stopping by to see if Mom is a basket case? - No. 152 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,458 And then run that message back to him. 153 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,542 Thanks. You can go now. 154 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:07,333 - Mom... that's... - No, no... I mean it... 155 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,625 I have work to do. 156 00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:11,292 I just got here. 157 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,417 Please don't walk away. 158 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,042 Please. 159 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,500 What? 160 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,333 You left this in my cab. 161 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:20,583 Okay. 162 00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,333 Oh, just a minute, just... 163 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:26,875 I think... 164 00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:28,083 Oh! 165 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,125 It's pathetic. Let me get you some real money. 166 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,333 I don't want anything, I like to help. 167 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,667 You like to help? 168 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,875 That is impossible. You can't be from New York. 169 00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,042 Yes, I am. From Queens. 170 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,417 That's not really New York, but... 171 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:48,792 You're very kind and I thank you. 172 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,458 Are you sure I can't give you something? 173 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:08,875 Do you have a card? 174 00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:16,888 Hi, this is Tasha. Please leave me a message and I'll call you back. 175 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,708 Tash, it's me. I'm sorry about what I said. 176 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,375 And you're right, I need a change of scenery. 177 00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:25,625 So guess what? 178 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,792 I'm gonna get my license, buy a new car... 179 00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:31,208 And drive up and see you. 180 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,167 So we can eat some dirt together. 181 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:36,958 Love you. 182 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,800 Alright, we all ready? 183 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,208 15 seconds. 184 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,333 I heard about you and Ted. I'm really sorry. 185 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,333 Heard what exactly? 186 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:52,250 - That you and he... - No, no, no. 187 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:55,667 We're just taking a breather, for God's sake. 188 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:58,833 And joining me today's topic are critics necessary... 189 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 are three of out most influential critics: 190 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,833 - Film reviewer J. Howard Mintz. - Hello. 191 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Paige Belknap, who covers art... 192 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:07,083 And, of course, book critic Wendy Shields. 193 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,458 Let's start with you, Wendy. 194 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,708 - It's good to have you back. - Always a pleasure. 195 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:14,542 Wendy, no child dreams of being a literary critic. 196 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,083 What drew you to it? 197 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,958 No child? 198 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:23,000 I... I wanted anything to do with words. 199 00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:26,333 I... I grew up in a household that was far from peaceful... 200 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,792 And books just floated me away... 201 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:33,958 I... It's part of my job to review bad books too.. 202 00:16:34,542 --> 00:16:38,792 But the good ones still carry me off. 203 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,667 What are the current authors you enjoy reviewing? 204 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,792 Many. But... 205 00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:47,458 Martin Amis, 206 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,333 Toni Morrison, 207 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,500 Delia Krauss. 208 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,625 I especially loved her short stories. 209 00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:59,958 You know, the magazine has published most of them. 210 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,625 What? Nobody likes Delia Krauss? 211 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,375 Well, I do. 212 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,875 Delia Krauss. Whore. 213 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:12,583 - We thought you knew. - No. 214 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,833 I thought it was one of Ted's students. Now I get it. 215 00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,417 She was right in the Residence last year. 216 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,542 She ploughed through half of faculty. 217 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,708 We said she would fuck gravel. Fuck. 218 00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:26,375 Maybe won't last. 219 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:28,042 - He'll be back. - Oh, God... 220 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,292 Every time I open up the magazine... 221 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:37,125 I'm gonna have to see your name. 222 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,667 Are you headed to the office? 223 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,375 - Let's head back to the office. - No, no, I... 224 00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:50,083 I think I'm gonna... 225 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,667 I'm gonna work from home for a while, I think. 226 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:02,750 Who is it? 227 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,708 Darwan Singh Tur, for your driving lessons please. 228 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,333 Oh, God! 229 00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:12,833 I completely forgot. 230 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,125 Anyway, I've changed my mind about lessons. 231 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:17,833 Why, if I may ask? 232 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:24,667 I am really sorry. I will pay you for today. 233 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:27,750 Don't pay me, but I will ask a small favor from you. 234 00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:30,956 Of course. 235 00:18:30,957 --> 00:18:33,583 Come, sit in the car, the driver's seat. So you'll get used to it. 236 00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:37,000 - I'm in the middle of work. - Let me do my job just a little. 237 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,833 Okay. 238 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,875 Seat belt first. 239 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,667 First position, turns on the electrical systems. Second position... 240 00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:03,833 Next you have three mirrors: rear view, left and right. 241 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:08,167 I really don't need to learn this. My husband drives, so... 242 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,700 I never learned to cook because, I thought my mother... 243 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,750 Would always be there to cook for me. 244 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,083 Then there was half a world between us. 245 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,208 And so I made my own food. 246 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:19,792 Your point? 247 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,208 No point. 248 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:24,250 Turn your head, so you can see the blind spot. 249 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,208 And left shoulder. 250 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,667 Turn your head. 251 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:28,729 Left shoulder, 252 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,583 So you can see the blind spot. 253 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Now put on your left signal. 254 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,250 Shit. 255 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:38,833 Other side of the wheel. 256 00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:41,083 Put on your left signal. 257 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:44,750 Now turn your wheel all the way to the left. 258 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:48,583 Put on the brake. 259 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,542 Now you are in drive. 260 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,250 Now the gas pedal. 261 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,083 What happened? 262 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,333 - We're moving. - That's good. 263 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,417 I think I don't like this. 264 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,663 Well, you have to go forward now, because I haven't taught you how to back up. 265 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,333 Now check your mirrors again, turn your head. 266 00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:12,792 Oh, Jesus! 267 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:17,625 Nothing will happen. I'm always here with the other brake. 268 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:19,333 Now, press your foot. 269 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:24,667 Press the pedal gradually. 270 00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:27,583 Down and release. 271 00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:31,292 Press the pedal gradually. 272 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,500 Straighten your wheel. 273 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:49,208 Hey! Ma-ji sent another photo. 274 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,458 Ah! She looks sour. 275 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,083 - She would complain a lot. - What? You didn't even look. 276 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:57,333 You know, every single time you find a reason to not like her. 277 00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,359 I don't know how many more years it's gonna be... 278 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,646 Until they're all gone and you're left alone. 279 00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,333 You think in your head you're still in prison. 280 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,333 Be quiet! And you'll never speak to me like that again! 281 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,689 You were a skinny scared boy when I took you in. 282 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:11,208 I promised your Mom to help you. 283 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,500 Now you can be cheek and disrespect. 284 00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:19,292 And you was stinky too, smeared all over with garlic paste? 285 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:22,375 Well, they said it would keep the rattle snakes away, in the desert. 286 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,375 So one of the border guards didn't smell you coming. 287 00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:27,292 - Hey! It worked, right? - What! 288 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,250 Teach us how to see everything. 289 00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:37,792 Your eyes, it goes from sidewalk to sidewalk... 290 00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:40,833 And one block ahead. 291 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,208 You see the markings on the roads, The lights... 292 00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,542 Read the signs. 293 00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:49,000 - There's too many to read. - It comes with time. 294 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:52,667 Beware of living as well as non-living things... 295 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:57,125 When you see a person ahead of you, Try to guess what they'll do next. 296 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,667 Smoothly adjust. 297 00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:05,042 The driver's biggest problem is everyone else. 298 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:08,375 You can't always trust people to behave properly. 299 00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:09,750 Ain't that the truth. 300 00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:13,292 It's a red light. 301 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:19,208 I mean isn't it strange that red has come to mean "stop" and "danger"? 302 00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,665 It strikes to me that stopping is when you're safe. 303 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,417 - And going is dangerous. - Don't talk, Wendy. 304 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:26,000 When you talk, you don't see. 305 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:28,333 Watch the light. 306 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:35,083 Ted! 307 00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:48,083 Don't you love me anymore? 308 00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:49,958 No. 309 00:22:50,292 --> 00:22:51,958 But why? 310 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,833 How did I fail you? 311 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,750 What should I have done? 312 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,792 - Pay attention. - Oh God! 313 00:23:03,042 --> 00:23:04,208 Oh my God! 314 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:05,458 Why didn't you see her? 315 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:08,583 Were you wandering? 316 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,833 I'm never gonna be good at this. 317 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,750 - Never. - Every time it will get easier. 318 00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:17,083 Now drive on. 319 00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:21,250 Can you please drive me home? 320 00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:23,292 No, you will do it. 321 00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:25,042 I will help. 322 00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,792 Take the wheel, press the pedal. 323 00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:36,125 She's not young... 324 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,720 But she can still have one or two children. 325 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:42,000 So why hasn't she been married? 326 00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:45,750 She was engaged once, but the police shot her fiance 327 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,667 just like they did to our Sameer. 328 00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:51,708 Then her father was ill for a long time and needed her at home. 329 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:54,167 Now he is dead, she has nowhere to go. 330 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,500 She is perfect. 331 00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,708 She is the best one for you, Darwan. 332 00:23:57,875 --> 00:23:59,880 And very nice looking. 333 00:23:59,890 --> 00:24:01,000 Did you see the photo? 334 00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:05,625 Yes, but can I talk to her and see her like we're doing? 335 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:07,333 She won't come to the phone. 336 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,833 She thinks you'll see she's too old. 337 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,000 She says, 'He won't like me.' 338 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:14,542 No, he won't, Ma-ji. 339 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,708 I'll think about it. 340 00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:19,792 Rasbir, please take the phone to the window... 341 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,292 Show me the streets, the sun, the sky, everything. 342 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:24,542 Baji... 343 00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:27,625 It is night time here. 344 00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:29,708 You can't see anything. 345 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,680 Well, hallelujah, sis. You know, it's about time you started driving. 346 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,292 I'm just doing it for Tasha, not because I need to. 347 00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:41,590 - I know. - Debbie... 348 00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:44,396 You have to drive. You live in the suburbs. 349 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:48,000 Here we have things called subways and taxis, 350 00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:49,708 and buses. 351 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,833 I also used to have a husband who drove. 352 00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:55,458 Oh! Ted. 353 00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:57,042 You know? It doesn't surprise me. 354 00:24:57,208 --> 00:25:00,667 On my street alone, there've been 3 divorces caused by screwing around. 355 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,333 Well, Greenwich. 356 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,920 Look, I don't understand... 357 00:25:04,930 --> 00:25:06,530 These men who cheat on their wives... 358 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,375 How do they live with themselves? 359 00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:10,208 It's like pissing in the pool. 360 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:14,458 Okay, maybe nobody saw you do it, but you know the "yellow" is in there, 361 00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:17,333 and you got to swim around it, pretending that it is clean. 362 00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:21,458 Where do they find all these skanks? 363 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:23,125 Is there a vending machine? 364 00:25:23,292 --> 00:25:24,708 They just like them young. 365 00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:26,750 Can mold them however they like, 366 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,083 teach them tricks. 367 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:31,250 Like waking them up every morning with a nice blowjob. 368 00:25:33,042 --> 00:25:35,375 Maybe that's all Ted ever really wanted. 369 00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:38,167 Honestly? It's Nirvana for them. 370 00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:39,750 Then why do we do it? 371 00:25:40,542 --> 00:25:42,625 It's way too much work. 372 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,125 Oh my God, Why do you think they call it a "job"? 373 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:50,167 Oh my God. 374 00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:53,833 No. This mouth is retired, okay? With a full pension. 375 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:58,208 High five. 376 00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:02,167 He get over-excited. 377 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,333 Calm down. 378 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:08,083 High give. 379 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:11,333 He wants support? 380 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,667 Or 25% share of your income. 381 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:17,250 He claims he supported you while you pursued your career. I know. I know. 382 00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:19,583 This is the man who was jealous of my career. 383 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,880 He criticized everything I did 384 00:26:21,890 --> 00:26:23,250 to undermine me. 385 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:24,625 Wendy, it's normal. 386 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:27,958 Each side asks for the outrageous and they meet somewhere in the middle. 387 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:29,792 Don't take it personally. 388 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,583 Just give him everything. 389 00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:38,292 If he agrees to be castrated. 390 00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:41,750 He'll let you stay in the house if you buy him out. 391 00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:48,458 I can't possibly afford that. 392 00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:51,042 Or split 50-50 if you sell. 393 00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:56,792 I have to move out? 394 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:01,542 I am that house. 395 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:05,208 It's like asking me to move out of me. 396 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:09,625 - Maybe it's too big now. - I can't believe this. 397 00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:11,625 It's where we raised Tasha. 398 00:27:11,792 --> 00:27:13,792 It's where we were happy. 399 00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,458 It's... 400 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:20,500 Okay. 401 00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:24,750 It's where we were idiots. 402 00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:28,000 And we squandered our marriage. 403 00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:30,200 And we never made love, and we should have. 404 00:27:30,210 --> 00:27:32,083 And we never fucked, but we should have. 405 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:34,292 And we read and read and read. 406 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:36,875 And went totally fucking blind. 407 00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:46,625 I want my house. 408 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,042 I want my house. 409 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,625 I want my house, I want my... 410 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:51,958 I want my house. 411 00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:53,375 I want my house! 412 00:27:53,542 --> 00:27:54,542 I want my house! 413 00:28:02,375 --> 00:28:05,890 We've got another guy coming up right now... Probably... 414 00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,250 ICE. Who are you? 415 00:28:10,417 --> 00:28:13,375 Darwan Singh Tur, American citizen. 416 00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:15,875 - Let's see your papers. - Yes, sir. 417 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,500 What have we got? 418 00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:25,958 How come they let you in, Darwan? 419 00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:27,583 Political asylum, sir. 420 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:30,625 In 2000. 421 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,167 You got in under the wire. 422 00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:37,417 Preet! 423 00:28:38,375 --> 00:28:39,458 Preet! 424 00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:41,208 Oh my God! 425 00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:43,000 Preet! 426 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:46,000 Preet? Preet Preet Preet. 427 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,333 Preet. 428 00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:49,000 Oh, my God...! 429 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:52,292 - I'm sick of this. - Take your time, take your time, they're gone. 430 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:57,250 Really thought they had me this time. 431 00:28:57,417 --> 00:29:00,667 Oh! They took Teji and Raam. Thank God you're safe. 432 00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:04,750 Only till next time. 433 00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:16,000 I will find us another place. 434 00:29:16,292 --> 00:29:17,292 No. 435 00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:20,000 I'm gonna live with my girlfriend in Chinatown. 436 00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:23,625 You have a girlfriend? 437 00:29:23,792 --> 00:29:26,125 They won't look for me if I'm with her. 438 00:29:26,292 --> 00:29:27,792 She is Jewish. 439 00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:34,500 Come on, Uncle D, you had to know I was going sometime, right? 440 00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:38,458 This is a very poor decision. 441 00:29:39,375 --> 00:29:41,208 My sister will blame me. 442 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:43,250 Don't worry, I'll just tell her: "Maji, 443 00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:46,417 this is America, 444 00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:49,042 and I can do what I want... 445 00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:53,500 as long as they don't ask for my papers." 446 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,042 Point your eyes at the middle of the lane, the same as a gun. 447 00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:16,208 Your peripheral vision sees all the rest. 448 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,042 Oh! Osama. I thought we killed you. 449 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:22,500 Shut up! Assholes! 450 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 Assholes! Shut the fu... 451 00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:30,375 - Does that happen to you often? - Everyday. 452 00:30:30,542 --> 00:30:32,083 People try to push your buttons... 453 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:35,083 But you don't engage with them, especially when you drive. 454 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:38,250 Now you're on top of a cross-walk, 455 00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:42,042 next time stop where you can see the lines. 456 00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:44,125 You have the light. 457 00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:49,500 Get out of the way, asshole. 458 00:30:50,167 --> 00:30:52,833 Oh my God, goddamn it! 459 00:30:54,208 --> 00:30:55,800 Don't lean on the horn. 460 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:58,354 It's not a boat. Just a short tap. 461 00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:03,083 I just... I don't understand why men have to do that! Wag their balls in your face? 462 00:31:04,167 --> 00:31:07,208 I think it's time to discuss road rage. 463 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:10,208 You must learn to be calm and relaxed. 464 00:31:10,375 --> 00:31:13,583 Not only to drive, but also in your life, as well. 465 00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:15,833 And how do you manage that? 466 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,458 Prayer helps me. I pray everyday. 467 00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:21,000 I unfriended God a long time ago. 468 00:31:21,167 --> 00:31:23,208 I'm mad at your God too. 469 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,217 I'm sorry. 470 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,333 Tell me why you want to drive? 471 00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:37,625 To go somewhere else. 472 00:31:37,792 --> 00:31:39,708 And how do you want to get there? 473 00:31:39,875 --> 00:31:41,083 How? 474 00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:44,333 Do you want to arrive in one piece or two pieces or three? 475 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:46,458 Don't patronize me. 476 00:31:49,167 --> 00:31:50,583 Look at me. 477 00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:59,667 It doesn't matter what is going on in your life out there. 478 00:32:00,292 --> 00:32:02,750 You must shut it out. 479 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:07,167 When you are here, when you are at the wheel of a car... 480 00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:10,667 this is all there is. 481 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:14,208 Your life right now. 482 00:32:16,042 --> 00:32:18,125 So, take care of it, please. 483 00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:44,792 Hi. 484 00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:47,875 Come on in. 485 00:32:48,958 --> 00:32:50,042 You look fine. 486 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:52,667 Therefore I am. 487 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:02,083 So many choices when you're single. 488 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,042 Do I get a one bedroom or a two? 489 00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:08,458 Or... a high-rise or a low-rise? 490 00:33:09,542 --> 00:33:12,000 We're looking for a place in Nyack. 491 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:22,792 - That's a long commute. - I enjoy the drive. 492 00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:27,458 You're leaving me "The Joy of Sex"? 493 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,833 Nah, it's yours. I gave it to you for Valentine's Day. 494 00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:33,292 I don't remember reading it. 495 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,542 Well, you put it in a drawer. 496 00:33:37,375 --> 00:33:40,583 Well, hand it here, let's see if there is anything we didn't cover. 497 00:33:47,167 --> 00:33:48,625 The missionary. 498 00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:49,875 Check. 499 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,833 Standing. Check. 500 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,875 Rear entry. 501 00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:06,583 Check. 502 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,500 Okay, I guess that's it. 503 00:34:20,524 --> 00:34:24,824 No, I... I've found some photos... that you might want? 504 00:34:25,542 --> 00:34:27,000 Pass it to me. 505 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,500 Tasha was what? Six? 506 00:34:31,833 --> 00:34:33,167 She was eight. 507 00:34:33,583 --> 00:34:35,042 Okay. 508 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,958 This is hard. 509 00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:49,125 Yes. 510 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:57,000 I am finding I can do hard things. 511 00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:02,500 - I'm learning to drive, you know? - Oh, that's a scary thought. 512 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,833 I can drive, I can keep a clean house and... 513 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,375 - Hey... - I can wear a tight skirt. 514 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:13,583 I can make cherry pop. 515 00:35:15,167 --> 00:35:16,875 - And I can make you love me again. - No. 516 00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:18,375 I can... I can... 517 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:22,292 I can give you what you need. 518 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:25,542 Wendy, come on now. This... This just isn't you. 519 00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:27,167 Since when...? 520 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,708 Since when did you become a lap dancer? 521 00:35:31,042 --> 00:35:32,875 Oh my God... 522 00:35:34,292 --> 00:35:36,375 Sweetheart. Don't. 523 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:37,958 Nice. 524 00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:40,083 Hold on. Holy shit! 525 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:51,125 I'm here, I'm here, I'm coming! I'm coming! 526 00:35:51,292 --> 00:35:53,052 - I don't wanna hear it, pal. - Sorry, sorry. 527 00:35:53,208 --> 00:35:56,000 My wife just kicked me out. And I got a bunch of shit in the car. 528 00:35:56,167 --> 00:35:58,750 - Not my problem. Read the sign. - Dude, come on please, man. 529 00:35:58,958 --> 00:36:01,375 - You know the drill. - You can't take it! 530 00:36:01,542 --> 00:36:02,833 Damn! 531 00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:12,500 She's not that kind of a woman. 532 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000 And how do you know? 533 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:16,875 She would be modest, I think. This would shock her. 534 00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,042 Trust me, Uncle D. 535 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,792 - All women, they want these things. - No no. 536 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,449 I don't want her to get the idea that this is how I think of her. 537 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:24,521 It's disrespectful. 538 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:27,167 Oh come on. It's bad enough that you don't understand women. 539 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:29,458 But you don't even understand yourself. 540 00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:31,333 Just look at it. 541 00:36:32,417 --> 00:36:33,458 Preet. 542 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:34,750 It's distracting. 543 00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:37,000 Huh! Distracting. 544 00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:40,708 Oh Shit. Sorry. 545 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:43,583 No, no. 546 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:45,583 No, no. 547 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:47,625 Okay. 548 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:50,375 I'm lost. 549 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:53,080 Wendy, how do you know if you put in 550 00:36:53,090 --> 00:36:55,542 enough salt and pepper when you're making a stew? 551 00:36:58,375 --> 00:36:59,833 - You taste it. - Right. 552 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,789 So what do you do when you lose track of which way the car is pointing 553 00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:04,500 when you parallel park? 554 00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:09,708 You taste it? 555 00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:13,042 You just let the car move back a tiny bit 556 00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:15,000 and see which way it goes. 557 00:37:15,167 --> 00:37:17,000 Taste the direction. 558 00:37:18,042 --> 00:37:20,833 - And then you adjust the seasoning? - Right. 559 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,250 You adjust a little bit and a little bit. 560 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,125 And now I've made myself hungry. 561 00:37:26,292 --> 00:37:28,208 I'll go home and make myself a curry. 562 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:35,083 You look very nice today. 563 00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:39,167 Thank you. 564 00:37:39,542 --> 00:37:41,583 Wendy, what does a women like for a gift? 565 00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:46,667 I don't know. Candy or... 566 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,333 flowers. 567 00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:51,583 Speaking for myself... a book of poetry. 568 00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:56,833 My husband gave me that on our first date and every anniversary. 569 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,583 He'd mark a certain love poem 570 00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:03,333 and he ask me to read it as he lay his head on... on my lap. 571 00:38:03,625 --> 00:38:04,875 It was a perfect gift. 572 00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:08,000 It's a fine idea. 573 00:38:08,208 --> 00:38:09,667 What about you? 574 00:38:10,167 --> 00:38:12,042 What present you like? 575 00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:13,750 A check, of course! 576 00:38:19,958 --> 00:38:22,000 - Bye. - Next time. 577 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,417 Hi. 578 00:38:51,625 --> 00:38:55,000 How can you claim the Moroccan lamp as a pre-marital asset? 579 00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:57,375 We bought it together, Ted! 580 00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:00,000 Hold on. 581 00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:06,833 Hear that? 582 00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:09,333 That's me tearing it in half, 583 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,833 so now you can shove it up both your ass, 584 00:39:12,542 --> 00:39:14,000 and your lawyer's. 585 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,208 Are they ever gonna fix the air conditioning? 586 00:39:24,375 --> 00:39:26,625 I will take you some place cooler. 587 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:31,208 Oh my God! 588 00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:32,875 - It is a bridge. - Yes. 589 00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:35,042 Today you are going over a bridge. 590 00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:37,250 I can't. I have a fear of heights. 591 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:39,000 We'll take it slowly. Now go straight. 592 00:39:39,167 --> 00:39:41,050 Please! Please don't make me do this! 593 00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:42,208 Wendy you must move. 594 00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:44,708 Why are you forcing me to do this, Darwan? Why? 595 00:39:44,875 --> 00:39:48,000 Because I know what you can do better than you. 596 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:49,875 Oh, my God! 597 00:39:50,542 --> 00:39:52,083 Oh, my God! 598 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:55,458 Do not look down, focus on the middle of the lane. 599 00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:58,583 It's just another road, only it's in the sky. 600 00:40:00,583 --> 00:40:02,792 - Don't look down, don't look down. - It's terrifying. 601 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 Yes terrifying! Fear is good. 602 00:40:05,167 --> 00:40:07,875 When you are afraid, you pay more attention. 603 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:09,750 No more tuning out, Wendy. 604 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:12,000 We got a lot of merging to do. 605 00:40:12,167 --> 00:40:13,292 Thank you. 606 00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:15,292 That was a very nice man. 607 00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:16,875 Very nice man. 608 00:40:17,042 --> 00:40:18,375 You are not breathing properly. 609 00:40:18,542 --> 00:40:20,208 You're hyperventilating. 610 00:40:20,542 --> 00:40:22,000 Breathe. 611 00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:27,333 Now we are on land. 612 00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:28,667 Okay. 613 00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:30,958 You can let go the death grip now. 614 00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:32,292 Congratulations. 615 00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:36,000 Queens is part of New York too. 616 00:40:36,708 --> 00:40:41,000 We don't have skyscrapers, and Times Square and Trump palaces but... 617 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:43,000 We only have more people. 618 00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:45,125 Many different people. Families. 619 00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:48,083 You have family here too? 620 00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:50,792 Just my nephew. My sister's son. 621 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,417 She lives in Punjab. 622 00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:55,708 - Your parents? - They are dead. 623 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,000 I didn't tell you to turn. 624 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,667 I'm showing you my Queens. 625 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:06,708 This is where I grew up. 626 00:41:08,208 --> 00:41:09,500 You're from Queens. 627 00:41:13,625 --> 00:41:16,000 You played a good joke on me. 628 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,208 You... 629 00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:24,500 My dad used to sit in his car, just like that. 630 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,750 Listening to the game and the radio. 631 00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:31,375 Whenever my mother kicked him out of the house, which was pretty often. 632 00:41:32,042 --> 00:41:33,667 He took off one day. 633 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,792 Never saw him again. 634 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:43,625 My sister and I were left alone to raise our mother. 635 00:41:57,583 --> 00:42:00,750 I can't believe you got me here. I'm allergic to Queens. 636 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:02,958 There will be a reward. 637 00:42:05,375 --> 00:42:06,667 Wait here. 638 00:42:26,042 --> 00:42:27,250 Hi, Dad. 639 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,625 Here I am sitting in your seat. 640 00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:33,625 Mets are playing Arizona. 641 00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:36,000 It's about time you took the wheel. 642 00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:41,750 The car is the greatest thing in the history of human invention. 643 00:42:42,042 --> 00:42:44,458 Forget your house, you can live in here. 644 00:42:44,625 --> 00:42:46,000 Sleep in the back. 645 00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:49,042 Heat up a TV dinner on the engine. 646 00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:50,833 Here's your shower. 647 00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:55,833 Pee in the gas tank. 648 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,417 And when the spirit moves you, you just drive away. 649 00:43:03,542 --> 00:43:05,500 Like you drove away? 650 00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:08,833 And never came back. 651 00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:18,875 Here is your reward. 652 00:43:21,542 --> 00:43:22,833 You have a masters? 653 00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:27,250 I was university professor, like my father. 654 00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:30,083 Why do you teach driving? 655 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,939 For a better job, I would have to... 656 00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:34,750 Take off my turban, shave off my beard. 657 00:43:35,833 --> 00:43:38,208 People think I look dangerous. 658 00:43:38,708 --> 00:43:40,750 But this is how I know who I am. 659 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:43,250 And here it is too easy to forget. 660 00:43:43,792 --> 00:43:46,000 Do you ever go back to visit? 661 00:43:46,167 --> 00:43:48,000 I can never go home to India. 662 00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,833 It's part of political asylum. 663 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,750 I couldn't get to see my dad before he passed away last year. 664 00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:56,542 I miss my mother's funeral too, 665 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,792 because then I was in prison there. 666 00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:03,125 - Why? - For nothing. 667 00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,583 For being a Sikh. 668 00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:13,040 The police had already killed my brother. They said it he was a terrorist 669 00:44:13,060 --> 00:44:16,000 and they had to shoot him because he ambushed them. 670 00:44:16,125 --> 00:44:17,250 But it was a lie. 671 00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:19,667 Then they punished the rest of the family. 672 00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:24,000 All of us were tortured. My father, my uncle, even my mother. 673 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,750 They left my sister alone, because she was too young. 674 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,333 Back then, 675 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,292 there was no justice for Sikhs. 676 00:44:33,458 --> 00:44:35,542 How long were you in prison? 677 00:44:37,667 --> 00:44:39,292 Long time. 678 00:44:43,542 --> 00:44:46,270 But here is the ocean. 679 00:44:46,667 --> 00:44:48,417 Punjab is nowhere near water. 680 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,750 It's very late. 681 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000 I have time. 682 00:44:56,167 --> 00:44:58,667 We have to get you back to Manhattan. 683 00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:00,125 Oh my God! 684 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,083 Put on your lights. 685 00:45:05,792 --> 00:45:07,000 I don't know where it is. 686 00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:09,625 It's right there. 687 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:14,875 - Oh my God! - You have the light. Go now! 688 00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:16,708 Foot off the brake! Go! Go! 689 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,708 Why did you stop? 690 00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:30,875 I... I don't know. 691 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:32,250 Oh! My dear God. 692 00:45:32,290 --> 00:45:34,417 You gotta be kidding me. Son of a bitch. 693 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:36,542 I just got through paying for this car. 694 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,375 You stupid fucking Arab. 695 00:45:38,542 --> 00:45:39,750 - Stop. - It was my student. 696 00:45:39,958 --> 00:45:42,038 What's the matter with you? Get off the fucking road. 697 00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:42,530 Stop. 698 00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:45,060 - Fucking motherfucker. What the fuck, man? - Stop! 699 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,042 Shit. 700 00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:51,900 - Fuck that shit! - Cops are here. 701 00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,300 - They should take this fucking asshole... - Alright, what happened? 702 00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:55,583 He stopped for no reason. 703 00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:57,875 No reason at all. 704 00:45:58,125 --> 00:46:00,208 It was my student driver, sir. 705 00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:03,000 - Where you from? - Richmond Hill. 706 00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:05,000 Yeah, but where you from? 707 00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:06,833 India. 708 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,167 - You got papers? - I am an American citizen. 709 00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:11,500 Excuse me, officer. 710 00:46:11,667 --> 00:46:15,042 - I was driving and I caused the accident. - I understand, ma'am. 711 00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:17,542 I'm gonna say two words: racial profiling. 712 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,792 - Were they harassing you? - Wendy, stay in the car. 713 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,417 - Listen ma'am, it was a no fault accident, okay? - Okay. 714 00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:26,000 - I was the driver! - Get back in the car. 715 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:28,250 Everybody get back in the car. 716 00:46:30,167 --> 00:46:31,208 Are you okay? 717 00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:32,667 Put on your seat belt. 718 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:35,708 Is... is everything okay? 719 00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:38,292 What is okay? I've a car bashed up to hell! 720 00:46:38,458 --> 00:46:39,875 My boss angry at me! 721 00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:42,000 - I'll pay to have it fixed. - You pay nothing. 722 00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:43,458 The school has insurance. 723 00:46:43,708 --> 00:46:46,792 But the $500 deductible, who pays that? I do. 724 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,083 Do you know how much I have to work for $500? 725 00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:51,667 Tie it at the back. 726 00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:53,083 I can give you that. 727 00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:55,458 I cannot take your money. That is not how I am. 728 00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:58,417 What were you doing? All you had to do was drive straight 729 00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:00,708 through an intersection, everything is clear. 730 00:47:00,875 --> 00:47:01,875 And you stop. 731 00:47:02,208 --> 00:47:04,875 My mind wandered... just for a second. 732 00:47:05,042 --> 00:47:07,042 Bad things can happen, just for a second. 733 00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:10,042 You can lose everything if you don't get another try. 734 00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:13,375 - I was thinking. - I don't have time to take you home now. 735 00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:16,750 I have to meet somebody at the airport. 736 00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:17,958 And I'm very late. 737 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,958 Yes, oh thank you sir. 738 00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:24,750 - Drive safe, sir. - Yes, sir. 739 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Please. 740 00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:38,375 Wait here. 741 00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:13,792 Jasleen? 742 00:48:17,792 --> 00:48:18,833 Darwan? 743 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,333 Hello, do you not seen the sign? 744 00:48:22,125 --> 00:48:23,542 Never mind. 745 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:26,833 Here is for you. 746 00:48:29,208 --> 00:48:31,250 Open it, please, please. Open. 747 00:48:41,333 --> 00:48:43,750 These are beautiful poems for you to read. 748 00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:45,167 William Wordsworth. 749 00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:50,667 Thank you, Mister. 750 00:48:50,833 --> 00:48:52,458 No Mister. 751 00:48:52,625 --> 00:48:55,833 We will speak only English now. You will learn fast. 752 00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:00,458 Thank you. 753 00:49:00,875 --> 00:49:04,000 I've not tasted these in 12 or 13 years. 754 00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:05,667 So... 755 00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:08,583 No, no. 756 00:49:09,417 --> 00:49:10,625 Come. 757 00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:15,875 We've had a little accident. 758 00:49:16,042 --> 00:49:18,958 That's my student, Wendy. Wendy, this is Jasleen. 759 00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:20,333 Hi. 760 00:49:20,792 --> 00:49:21,875 Hi. 761 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,167 Can I help? 762 00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:24,458 Oh my goodness. 763 00:49:24,667 --> 00:49:26,292 I'm gonna get in the back. 764 00:49:27,542 --> 00:49:30,542 Cannot put these in the trunk because it's full of rain, it's flooded. 765 00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:32,000 I got it. 766 00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:34,208 No, I want... 767 00:49:34,375 --> 00:49:36,875 - Be carefully. - No problem, it will be safe. 768 00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:39,167 Hang this on the hook. 769 00:49:39,792 --> 00:49:40,792 My dress. 770 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,583 It is our wedding dress. 771 00:49:42,792 --> 00:49:44,292 You're getting married? 772 00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:47,125 Speak slowly so she could understand. 773 00:49:47,875 --> 00:49:52,333 You get... A... marry? 774 00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:54,750 Yes. Tomorrow. We are very happy. 775 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,042 Oh! You two? 776 00:50:04,917 --> 00:50:05,958 Hurry. 777 00:50:09,792 --> 00:50:11,292 - You two? - Yes. 778 00:50:11,958 --> 00:50:13,598 Can you imagine how embarrassing this is? 779 00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:16,792 I look like a drowned dog. I have to pick her up in a pile of junk. 780 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,458 This is not how our first meeting was to be. 781 00:50:20,667 --> 00:50:22,917 We have to take Wendy home first. 782 00:50:23,042 --> 00:50:24,542 Look, here is America. 783 00:50:27,542 --> 00:50:28,792 Excuse me... 784 00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:32,167 You've never, you've never met her? 785 00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:34,625 She's from a village near where I grew up. 786 00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:36,917 My sister picked her out for me. 787 00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:41,792 If my sister picked out a husband for me, he would be some dick-less. 788 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,833 Yes, you are better off... 789 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,500 That is why you're alone and crazy. 790 00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:52,333 - Just drop me at the subway. - No, you are my guest. 791 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:55,625 That is not how we are. We do everything for our guests before we think of ourselves. 792 00:50:55,792 --> 00:50:57,417 That is the Sikh way. 793 00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:13,000 Uncle D, now that you're married, a double date in Chinatown? 794 00:52:13,583 --> 00:52:14,667 Cheeky. 795 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,625 Always. I'll take that as a yes. 796 00:52:21,292 --> 00:52:22,667 If you want a lot of light, 797 00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:25,000 you gotta sacrifice your space. 798 00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:26,542 Or... 799 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:28,750 Buy a bigger place 800 00:52:30,167 --> 00:52:32,208 and you sacrifice your light. 801 00:52:32,375 --> 00:52:34,375 Oh excuse me, I gotta take this call. 802 00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:36,583 Did they take the offer? 803 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,042 No? 804 00:52:38,333 --> 00:52:39,667 They want all the furniture? 805 00:52:39,833 --> 00:52:41,500 Well, I don't know, the mother just died. 806 00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:44,083 It all belong to her. I don't know how she's gonna fell about that. 807 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:47,083 You know how people are when people die. I don't know. I don't know. 808 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:48,930 I do not know whether she's gonna want it. 809 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,375 Alright. 810 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:53,958 So, you want to take a look, see at the kitchen? 811 00:52:54,292 --> 00:52:55,917 - Sure. - Come on. 812 00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:57,792 Dear Wendy, I'm very sorry for my behavior during our last lesson. 813 00:53:58,292 --> 00:54:01,333 The car is fixed now, it runs very well. 814 00:54:02,292 --> 00:54:04,208 But where is the driver? 815 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:08,500 You made me wait. Punishing me. 816 00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:09,708 Maybe. 817 00:54:09,917 --> 00:54:12,750 Well, I am happy we will finish what we started. 818 00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:15,208 I will not let you fail your license, Wendy. 819 00:54:15,792 --> 00:54:17,042 How was the wedding? 820 00:54:17,208 --> 00:54:19,583 It was a very, very beautiful ceremony. 821 00:54:19,750 --> 00:54:23,792 It says: "When a man marries a woman, they become one spirit. 822 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,625 We think and feel the same." 823 00:54:25,792 --> 00:54:28,208 There is no differences between us. 824 00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:32,583 - You don't mention love? - Of course. 825 00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:35,250 Love is the one route to God. 826 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:38,167 God doesn't want anyone to be alone. 827 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,292 Seat belt first. 828 00:54:43,125 --> 00:54:46,500 So what's it like waking up married to a complete stranger? 829 00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:50,917 I think you don't approve our arranged marriage. 830 00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:52,958 Check your mirrors. 831 00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:54,917 I'll try to explain. 832 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:57,667 We hold our families very close. 833 00:54:57,833 --> 00:55:00,042 They know you better than anyone else. 834 00:55:00,708 --> 00:55:04,458 They are more objective about who is the right person for you. 835 00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:08,292 If left to your own devices, you could pick the wrong one. 836 00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:09,750 You choose your ego. 837 00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:14,500 I don't know what I believed about marriage... 838 00:55:15,917 --> 00:55:17,958 Except that it would always be there. 839 00:55:22,792 --> 00:55:24,167 Right signal. 840 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:17,375 More tomatoes... 841 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 make a nicer color. 842 00:56:20,917 --> 00:56:23,000 I'm not having tomatoes. 843 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,292 Jasleen, 844 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,542 I give you money, you can go out 845 00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:31,083 and buy tomatoes. 846 00:56:31,917 --> 00:56:34,375 I not know where. 847 00:56:34,542 --> 00:56:37,125 Just walk down the street. There are plenty of stores. 848 00:56:54,542 --> 00:56:56,250 A little too much ghee. 849 00:56:57,583 --> 00:56:58,708 I know much. 850 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,917 If you don't have conversation with people outside, how're you gonna pick up English? 851 00:57:10,542 --> 00:57:11,791 TV. 852 00:57:11,792 --> 00:57:12,792 Huh? 853 00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:15,958 Then tell me what you learned today. 854 00:57:24,833 --> 00:57:27,000 That is Spanish, not English. 855 00:57:44,208 --> 00:57:45,833 Oh, here she is. 856 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,167 Sorry, I'm late. 857 00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:49,042 My sister is never on time, so... 858 00:57:49,208 --> 00:57:50,667 Wendy, this is Peter. 859 00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:51,830 He is a squash buddy of mine. 860 00:57:51,831 --> 00:57:53,300 He annihilates me once a week. 861 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,500 Very pleased to meet you. 862 00:57:59,417 --> 00:58:00,625 Hello. 863 00:58:01,708 --> 00:58:04,083 How does a '99 Meursault sound everyone? 864 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:07,000 - That sounds great. - Exquisite. Sounds expensive. 865 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,750 You speak French? 866 00:58:16,167 --> 00:58:18,000 J'étudié à Paris. 867 00:58:18,208 --> 00:58:19,458 Formidable. 868 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:21,292 You kept your accent. 869 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,167 I've got a full reserve for Monday night. 870 00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:25,333 What's it gonna be? 871 00:58:26,083 --> 00:58:27,958 I told you not to do this! 872 00:58:28,083 --> 00:58:30,000 So? He's a Banker. 873 00:58:30,125 --> 00:58:33,125 He's also a opera lover and he's quite a gourmet. 874 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,292 What is his political affiliation? 875 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:38,083 I have no idea. 876 00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:41,458 Listen to me! He was very hard to wrinkle for this dinner. 877 00:58:41,625 --> 00:58:43,625 You know, a lot of women are after him. 878 00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:47,500 Honey! It is really time for you to get back in the saddle. 879 00:58:47,667 --> 00:58:49,167 Oh, and roll in the hay? 880 00:58:49,542 --> 00:58:52,869 I love these dude-ranch-metaphors coming a Connecticut matron. 881 00:58:52,870 --> 00:58:53,583 Oh, please. 882 00:58:53,584 --> 00:58:56,208 You know? You could use a little hormone upgrade yourself. 883 00:58:56,583 --> 00:58:58,333 You know what I'm talking about. 884 00:59:00,083 --> 00:59:02,375 You don't understand how much I envy you. 885 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,667 I love nothing more than to live a life of a mind. 886 00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:09,208 I'd like something to take my mind off my mind. 887 00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:12,000 That's why I do yoga, meditate. 888 00:59:12,375 --> 00:59:14,750 - Tantric Yoga. - I do Ambien. 889 00:59:16,542 --> 00:59:18,583 I knew you'd be clever. 890 00:59:19,042 --> 00:59:20,300 I love your reviews. 891 00:59:21,300 --> 00:59:23,375 By the end, I always feel like I've read the book. 892 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,042 Well, that accounts for the drop in sales. 893 00:59:26,208 --> 00:59:28,625 I read a lot of e-books. Download 'em all the time. 894 00:59:29,125 --> 00:59:32,042 I like to hold the book in my hand. 895 00:59:32,208 --> 00:59:33,333 Well, me too. 896 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:35,542 It has to be the right book, though. 897 00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:39,333 I love the smell, the feel... of the paper. 898 00:59:41,417 --> 00:59:42,417 Here. 899 00:59:42,542 --> 00:59:44,958 Try my blood orange sorbet. 900 00:59:54,833 --> 00:59:56,542 Isn't that remarkable? 901 01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:26,833 Are you ever going to cum? 902 01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:31,625 I've cum a few times. 903 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:34,083 I just don't ejaculate. 904 01:00:35,417 --> 01:00:37,042 I do tantric sex. 905 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:41,167 Can we stop, please? 906 01:00:42,958 --> 01:00:44,333 Of course. 907 01:00:50,917 --> 01:00:52,125 Jesus! 908 01:00:52,792 --> 01:00:54,000 Oh, Jesus! 909 01:00:55,125 --> 01:00:57,333 I wanted to make you cum again. 910 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:58,583 I'm... 911 01:00:59,625 --> 01:01:01,000 I'm... 912 01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:05,375 I'm too tired. 913 01:01:06,208 --> 01:01:07,625 But thank you. 914 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:11,292 So... 915 01:01:12,792 --> 01:01:16,417 When were you planning on ejaculating? 916 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:17,792 I don't know. 917 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,500 Next time maybe. 918 01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:22,208 Next time after that. 919 01:01:23,583 --> 01:01:25,083 What do you do in Thursday? 920 01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:27,500 I can ejaculate on Thursday. 921 01:01:33,750 --> 01:01:35,917 I have a driving lesson. 922 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,083 I see you're more comfortable now at high speeds. 923 01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:24,708 You're very quiet today. 924 01:02:25,917 --> 01:02:27,917 - Just focusing. - That's good. 925 01:02:28,708 --> 01:02:31,333 Pass him. Put on your signal and foot to the gas. 926 01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:37,583 Very good. 927 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:40,250 You only need a little courage 928 01:02:40,417 --> 01:02:42,000 and a little gas. 929 01:02:42,542 --> 01:02:44,625 "A perfect woman, 930 01:02:44,792 --> 01:02:50,125 nobly planned to warm, to comfort, and command, 931 01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:54,167 And yet her spirit still in bright, 932 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:58,042 With something of angelic light." 933 01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:01,167 Do you like that? 934 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,125 Now... 935 01:03:06,292 --> 01:03:07,833 You read me this one... 936 01:03:08,625 --> 01:03:09,625 To me. 937 01:03:37,667 --> 01:03:40,042 Don't tell me you can't read English. 938 01:03:42,292 --> 01:03:43,700 When I was 14... 939 01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:47,000 My baba took me out of school. 940 01:03:47,250 --> 01:03:48,458 My God! 941 01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:57,125 Nothing I do is good for you. 942 01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:59,000 Calm down. 943 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:04,500 What do you want? What... What do I do? 944 01:04:04,667 --> 01:04:07,187 You don't go out, you don't try to learn anything about America. 945 01:04:07,333 --> 01:04:09,250 You should be curious, you have a mind. 946 01:04:09,417 --> 01:04:10,625 Like Wendy! 947 01:04:10,792 --> 01:04:13,250 Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy! Why're we talk about Wendy? 948 01:04:20,125 --> 01:04:22,125 Jasleen, tell me why you're so unhappy. 949 01:04:24,042 --> 01:04:26,208 You are never here. 950 01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:28,417 Where? 951 01:04:28,583 --> 01:04:31,000 - Where? Where all the time? - I'm working. 952 01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:35,125 I want a good life for our family. 953 01:04:35,958 --> 01:04:38,000 You don't want with me. 954 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:39,500 I'm stupid. 955 01:04:41,125 --> 01:04:42,750 I cook too much ghee. 956 01:04:49,542 --> 01:04:51,417 If you accumulate more than 15 points... 957 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,000 You fail. 958 01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:56,083 Now, what are the things in the test worth 15 points? 959 01:04:56,958 --> 01:04:59,167 - Parallel parking. - What else? 960 01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,250 - Broken U-turn. - What else? 961 01:05:03,958 --> 01:05:06,417 - Going too fast. - Or too slow. What else? 962 01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:09,792 Not observing the right of way. 963 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:14,042 If you fail any one of these 15 pointers, you automatically fail your test. 964 01:05:14,208 --> 01:05:15,375 Are you sure I'm ready? 965 01:05:15,542 --> 01:05:19,958 Wendy, don't forget what I know: you're a very determined woman. 966 01:05:22,167 --> 01:05:24,292 Now tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me. 967 01:05:24,625 --> 01:05:27,333 What kind of a car are you going to buy? 968 01:05:27,792 --> 01:05:28,792 Something cheap. 969 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,000 My divorce is costing me a fortune. 970 01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,917 - Next. - Oh, God, God, Darwan... 971 01:05:35,167 --> 01:05:37,625 - Next. - If you get nervous, just listen. 972 01:05:37,792 --> 01:05:39,583 You'll hear my voice telling you what to do. 973 01:05:45,458 --> 01:05:47,042 Next! 974 01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:57,917 Hello. My name is Wendy. 975 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:19,792 Start the car. 976 01:06:24,625 --> 01:06:26,417 Pull away from the curb, please. 977 01:06:55,833 --> 01:06:56,833 60 points. 978 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,000 I went blank. 979 01:07:00,292 --> 01:07:02,833 Why did I ever think I could drive? 980 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,083 Wendy, your next test will go better. 981 01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:06,667 I don't belong in the road. 982 01:07:06,833 --> 01:07:09,000 I'm only trained to do one trick: 983 01:07:09,167 --> 01:07:13,208 ignore everything and everybody around me. 984 01:07:14,042 --> 01:07:16,167 You know there is a reason some people are alone, 985 01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:18,000 because they deserve to be. 986 01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:20,333 I ignored my husband. I ignored my daughter. 987 01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:22,292 No wonder he cheated on me. 988 01:07:22,458 --> 01:07:24,083 I openly cheated on them. 989 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:28,083 Because my first and foremost love was... 990 01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:30,958 for words. 991 01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:33,000 I wrapped myself on them. 992 01:07:36,208 --> 01:07:37,625 And then I look at you. 993 01:07:38,583 --> 01:07:42,042 There is a thousand things in this world to divide two people... 994 01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:46,042 and you and Jasleen manage to be one spirit. 995 01:07:50,417 --> 01:07:51,542 Just tell me, 996 01:07:52,917 --> 01:07:55,917 if she ever disappointed you, if she ever... 997 01:07:56,583 --> 01:07:58,042 fell short in some way, 998 01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:03,625 Would you cheat on her? 999 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,792 No, I would never. 1000 01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:12,958 Darwan, you're a good man. 1001 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,250 You give me faith. 1002 01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:17,500 Thank you. 1003 01:08:17,667 --> 01:08:19,375 No, I... I don't want this anymore. 1004 01:08:20,833 --> 01:08:23,000 I don't know how to talk to her. 1005 01:08:27,125 --> 01:08:28,625 She's not educated. 1006 01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:30,333 We don't like the same things at all. 1007 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:31,542 She's... 1008 01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:37,125 She's scared of America. She's scared of me, she hides. 1009 01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:42,250 You know words, Wendy. 1010 01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:45,375 What do I say? 1011 01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:50,458 That you... 1012 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,083 You never stop trying. 1013 01:08:56,167 --> 01:08:58,083 That you fight for her. 1014 01:09:00,417 --> 01:09:04,000 Everyday you tread across the divide. 1015 01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:08,417 Because she's worth that. 1016 01:09:12,167 --> 01:09:14,208 Is this what you want to hear from him? 1017 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:18,292 Not words. 1018 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:26,042 You know what I miss? 1019 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,042 The way he touch my face. 1020 01:09:34,917 --> 01:09:36,292 Just... 1021 01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:41,208 holding my face between his two hands. 1022 01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:53,792 Can you come inside? I left my checkbook. 1023 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000 You can pay me next time. 1024 01:09:58,917 --> 01:10:00,375 No next time. 1025 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,083 I'm done with driving. 1026 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:10,583 You shouldn't give up, you only need a little more practice. 1027 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:15,083 No, I don't have it in me, Darwan. 1028 01:10:16,458 --> 01:10:17,917 I'm sorry. 1029 01:10:19,708 --> 01:10:21,708 You make me say goodbye. 1030 01:10:22,792 --> 01:10:24,667 I guess. Yeah. 1031 01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:32,250 Thank you. 1032 01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:34,250 You did your best. 1033 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:37,083 Not enough. 1034 01:10:44,625 --> 01:10:46,000 Goodbye, Wendy. 1035 01:11:47,750 --> 01:11:49,125 What is this...? 1036 01:11:49,458 --> 01:11:51,083 I can't read that! 1037 01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:54,333 Sorry? 1038 01:12:06,292 --> 01:12:08,333 You see the picture, you know what she wants. 1039 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:09,917 No, ma'am. 1040 01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:14,083 You work here, and you don't know where is the sanitary napkin? 1041 01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,042 Aisle-five. 1042 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,125 Oh! They are so rude here. 1043 01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:24,000 You have to demand your respect in America. 1044 01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:26,792 Where are you from? 1045 01:12:27,958 --> 01:12:30,417 - Dadiala. - Ah, my uncle lives there. 1046 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,417 Why don't I see you at the temple, darling? 1047 01:12:42,542 --> 01:12:44,917 How many days have you been married? 1048 01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:48,083 Enough. 1049 01:12:53,958 --> 01:12:55,083 Mata. 1050 01:12:55,667 --> 01:12:56,958 There he is. 1051 01:12:57,083 --> 01:12:58,667 Mata, hello. 1052 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,833 Darwan Singh, why do you shut up this pearl in the house? 1053 01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:05,417 I assure you she is free to go anywhere. 1054 01:13:05,583 --> 01:13:07,667 What a husband? Leaving you alone all the time. 1055 01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:09,958 Don't worry, darling. We'll make our own fun here. 1056 01:13:10,083 --> 01:13:11,542 We don't need him. 1057 01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:14,833 - I'll make dinner. - Never mind, Jasleen. 1058 01:13:15,583 --> 01:13:18,125 Never mind. Enjoy your new friends. 1059 01:13:18,458 --> 01:13:20,375 I'll pick up something to eat. 1060 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,833 That is right. Leave her to us. 1061 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,250 You won't recognize her when we're done with her. 1062 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:31,083 - I'm going. - Go, go, you're ruining our fun. 1063 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,500 Arghh! So much stuff! 1064 01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:41,083 Believe me! I threw out tons. 1065 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:44,708 Tasha, thank you for helping, but I think you have to get back on the road. 1066 01:13:44,917 --> 01:13:47,000 You have a long drive. 1067 01:13:48,292 --> 01:13:49,708 I don't think I'm gonna go back. 1068 01:13:52,917 --> 01:13:54,917 - What? - I love farming, but I... 1069 01:13:55,042 --> 01:13:58,333 Mainly was there to be with this guy, and now... 1070 01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:02,458 suddenly, he's decided to go back to Dartmouth. 1071 01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:06,083 So I'm all alone and all my friends are gone. 1072 01:14:08,542 --> 01:14:10,625 I'm just so embarrassed. 1073 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,250 Come here. 1074 01:14:15,375 --> 01:14:17,458 Can I stay here with you? 1075 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,750 Oh, I would love that. 1076 01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:26,000 I would so love that. 1077 01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:27,917 But you can't. 1078 01:14:28,042 --> 01:14:30,208 Tasha, if you move in here, 1079 01:14:31,083 --> 01:14:35,083 You would be in a spirit of failure and that's deadly. 1080 01:14:37,792 --> 01:14:40,000 You have to see this thing through. 1081 01:14:40,125 --> 01:14:44,250 You have to go back to Vermont and harvest your ass off. 1082 01:14:45,292 --> 01:14:48,167 - I'll come visit you, I promise. - Okay. 1083 01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:52,792 - It's too far. - I'm gonna find way, I'm gonna... 1084 01:14:55,167 --> 01:14:56,458 I'm gonna find a way. 1085 01:14:57,458 --> 01:14:59,542 Hi, its Wendy. 1086 01:15:07,292 --> 01:15:09,167 I'm gonna try again. 1087 01:15:11,042 --> 01:15:12,167 Yes. 1088 01:15:19,125 --> 01:15:20,458 How is Jasleen? 1089 01:15:20,625 --> 01:15:22,208 She's very busy. 1090 01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:25,500 She goes to school now, taking classes. 1091 01:15:30,417 --> 01:15:32,833 So, how do you like your new apartment? 1092 01:15:33,583 --> 01:15:36,417 It's an adjustment, I'm tasting it. 1093 01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:47,083 - You're so quiet. - You're not doing anything wrong. 1094 01:16:13,333 --> 01:16:15,125 Played a chicken meat. 1095 01:16:16,417 --> 01:16:18,292 That looks like a pass. 1096 01:16:22,042 --> 01:16:24,458 - I wish you had been there. - I was there. 1097 01:16:25,375 --> 01:16:27,250 Thank you, ma'am. I was there. 1098 01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:28,583 Thank you. 1099 01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:29,917 I was there. 1100 01:16:30,042 --> 01:16:32,542 Did you hear my voice telling you what to do? No. 1101 01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:35,333 - You didn't need it. - No. 1102 01:16:35,750 --> 01:16:37,167 Oh my God... 1103 01:16:37,333 --> 01:16:38,792 I don't know... 1104 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:42,292 I just... I wasn't as nervous this time. 1105 01:16:42,458 --> 01:16:44,792 - That's so amazing. - Yeah. 1106 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,125 - So happy for you, Mom. - Thanks. 1107 01:16:47,292 --> 01:16:49,012 So, when are you gonna drive up and see me? 1108 01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:50,167 I'm coming soon. 1109 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,958 - It's an classic American car. - It's a good price. 1110 01:16:53,083 --> 01:16:54,250 Can't go wrong with that. 1111 01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:56,542 You could drive this one right off the lot today. 1112 01:16:56,708 --> 01:16:58,542 You know, if you're okay with the color. 1113 01:16:59,167 --> 01:17:01,083 I never thought about red, but... 1114 01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:02,292 Red is happy, it's... 1115 01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:05,667 what the bride wears for her wedding in India. 1116 01:17:05,833 --> 01:17:08,125 Yes, but what does it say about me? 1117 01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:10,417 I'm a hot little number? 1118 01:17:11,292 --> 01:17:13,000 Hussie on board? 1119 01:17:13,542 --> 01:17:15,000 It says... 1120 01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:18,917 "Don't fuck with me." 1121 01:17:28,667 --> 01:17:32,042 Alright now, who'd be purchasing the car today, Sir? You or your wife? 1122 01:17:32,208 --> 01:17:34,375 Ah... She's not my wife. 1123 01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:39,250 But... Whose name will the car be under, Sir? 1124 01:17:39,542 --> 01:17:40,750 Really, we're not together. 1125 01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:42,708 Honey, it's okay. 1126 01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:47,833 - I'm buying it. - Alright. 1127 01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:51,792 - Congratulations. - Oh, thanks. 1128 01:17:54,042 --> 01:17:55,167 How do I...? 1129 01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:57,542 How do I get home? 1130 01:17:57,708 --> 01:17:59,958 You can follow me to the bridge. 1131 01:18:01,083 --> 01:18:02,583 Darwan. 1132 01:18:03,208 --> 01:18:05,333 Darwan, thank you. 1133 01:18:07,167 --> 01:18:09,917 I'll be hearing your voice in my head 1134 01:18:10,458 --> 01:18:11,625 for a long time. 1135 01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:14,125 That would please me. 1136 01:18:15,417 --> 01:18:16,667 Well, 1137 01:18:18,083 --> 01:18:19,375 here I go. 1138 01:18:19,917 --> 01:18:21,083 Wendy. 1139 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,292 Could we go...? 1140 01:18:25,458 --> 01:18:29,292 Somewhere we can celebrate, a dinner, please? 1141 01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:32,375 Or just a coffee sometime, just to chat. 1142 01:18:32,667 --> 01:18:34,917 - I can't. - I want to see you again. 1143 01:18:35,042 --> 01:18:36,375 I know. 1144 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,542 The trouble is... 1145 01:18:41,917 --> 01:18:43,250 What? 1146 01:18:43,708 --> 01:18:45,000 What? 1147 01:18:48,542 --> 01:18:50,542 You're a good man. 1148 01:18:55,167 --> 01:18:57,000 You're my faith. 1149 01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:13,667 Wendy. 1150 01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:16,208 Seat belt first. 1151 01:20:26,333 --> 01:20:27,458 Darwan. 1152 01:20:30,792 --> 01:20:32,500 I didn't expect you. 1153 01:21:08,042 --> 01:21:09,375 Jasleen, 1154 01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:13,375 maybe I would not work at night anymore. 1155 01:21:14,417 --> 01:21:16,000 Would you like that? 1156 01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:29,250 Yes. 1156 01:21:30,305 --> 01:21:36,427 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org