1 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,906 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 2 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:41,290 (♪ I'll Never Fall In Love Again: Iba) 3 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:57,473 ROSIE: Take a deep breath and start at the beginning. 4 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,270 Tell them how we first met. 5 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,021 - Hi. - Hi. 6 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,026 FEMALE TEACHER: Alex Stewart? 7 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,612 ROSIE: Tell them that 8 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,574 ever since we shared our dreams... 9 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:17,493 - Yeah! - Yeah! 10 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,456 ALEX: I had a dream last night. 11 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,958 ...even Alex's weirdest ones. 12 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,710 You know a rowing boat? 13 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:29,130 That little curvy bit the oar sits in? 14 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,175 - It's called a rollock, by the way. - A what? 15 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,803 Rollock, like "bollock" with an "R." 16 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,056 That was me. I was that thing. 17 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,980 No. Keep that as our secret. 18 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,233 Rosie? Rosie, it's time. 19 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:52,612 Tell them that this is, 20 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,489 that this has to be... 21 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:55,990 (CLEARS THROAT) Everybody! 22 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,577 ...one of the happiest days of my life. 23 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,454 Please! 24 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:10,087 For those I haven't had the chance to say hi to properly, 25 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,799 I'm Rosie. 26 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:14,675 (CHUCKLES) 27 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,844 And this has got to be 28 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:19,305 one of the happiest days of my life. 29 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,432 - (SOBBING) - (BELL TOLLING) 30 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,146 (♪ Crazy In Love: Beyoncé) 31 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,109 (ROSIE SCREAMING) 32 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,034 Shots! 33 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,124 ALEX: Yeah! Beyoncé! 34 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,125 Yeah! 35 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,093 (LAUGHING) 36 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,455 ROSIE: Whoa! 37 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,165 (GRUNTS) 38 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,794 (GROANS) 39 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,925 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 40 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,973 GARY: Hi, Alex. ALEX: How's it going, mate? 41 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,182 - GARY: All right. - (DOOR CLOSES) 42 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,810 GARY: It's Alex! 43 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:51,147 It was totally my fault, the whole thing. 44 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,524 Oh, I'd love to believe you, Alex, I really would. 45 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,359 I just happen to know my own daughter. 46 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,819 A fine doctor you're gonna make 47 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,362 if this is how you carry on. 48 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,823 Why is everybody shouting? 49 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,285 (GROANS) 50 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,288 I'm so embarrassed about last night. 51 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,665 No, no, you don't have to be. 52 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,253 Ugh, I behaved so badly! 53 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,214 (GROANING DRAMATICALLY) 54 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,884 Yeah, but bad can be good, too. 55 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:24,680 Good? It was awful. Oh, I feel sick even thinking about it. 56 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:29,060 About which part? 57 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,228 All of it. It never happened. 58 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,481 Alex, OK? You can't tell anyone! 59 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,858 - Right. - (DOOR OPENS) 60 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,318 ♪ Rosie had her stomach pumped! 61 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,403 - ♪ Rosie had her stomach pumped! - Piss off! 62 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,490 - (GROANS) - Go, go, go! 63 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,576 How did we get home from the hospital? 64 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,162 Uh, Mum picked us up. 65 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,372 They needed a parent's name, 66 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,248 so, I obviously didn't want to give yours. 67 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,667 And she thinks it's my fault anyway, 68 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,835 I'm a terrible influence. Blah, blah, blah. 69 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,754 Oh, well, you are. 70 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,256 So, now, I have to spend two hours 71 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,550 in the library every day for a fortnight. 72 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,261 - Nightmare. - Well, it could be worse. 73 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:09,266 Bethany Williams has just got a part-time job there. 74 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,643 Yeah, right. 75 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,103 What? 76 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,854 - Bethany Williams? - Mmm. 77 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,273 Forget it, even I want to sleep with her. 78 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:21,278 For your information, she has been giving me the eye. 79 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,279 She's probably just wondering 80 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,281 why you haven't squeezed that zit on your forehead. 81 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,951 - Fuck off! - No. Come here. I can do it for you. 82 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,285 Don't touch me! Don't you dare! 83 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,537 (SQUEALING) 84 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:37,878 (SQUEALING) 85 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,297 (LAUGHING) 86 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:42,633 Ow! 87 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:01,318 ALEX: Just look at Greg right now. What a bimbo. 88 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,112 Seriously hot, though. 89 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,990 He invited me to the school dance. 90 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,034 (SCOFFS) 91 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,203 Uh, what did you say? 92 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,788 No, obviously. I'm going with you. 93 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,331 (CHUCKLES) 94 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,375 BETHANY: Hey, Alex. 95 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,502 I missed you in the library today. 96 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,172 (STAMMERING) 97 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,341 Yeah, uh, I had nothing... 98 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:27,344 Uh, I mean, yeah. I was a bit... A bit of busy... 99 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,304 Don't be a stranger. 100 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,430 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 101 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,599 Yeah, absolutely not. 102 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,393 I'll see you there. 103 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,353 - Hey, girls! - GIRL: What did he say to you? 104 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,438 Pathetic. 105 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,356 She's mine for the taking. 106 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,817 You're lucky she didn't trip over your tongue 107 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,444 dragging halfway across the ground. 108 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,447 Whoa. OK. All right. 109 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,658 Well, give me some tips then, if you are so clever. 110 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,368 How do I go about seducing a woman 111 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,953 who is apparently out of my league? 112 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,123 - Is that a serious question? - Yeah, absolutely. 113 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,376 Mmm, well, you're at a disadvantage 114 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,046 being a, you know, (WHISPERING) virgin. 115 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,423 (LAUGHING) No, no, no, all right? 116 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:06,008 We can work with that. 117 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,302 First you have to be cool. Ignore her. 118 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,762 Act like you could take it or leave it. 119 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,388 - You see, that I've had practice at. - Hmm. 120 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:13,933 Uh, second, you have to make her feel like 121 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,393 you've seen something in her no one else has. 122 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,562 Like her soul. 123 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:19,814 While also ignoring her? 124 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:20,940 Yes. 125 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:24,026 (CHUCKLES) OK, and what happened to the sex? 126 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,278 This is about the sex! 127 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,280 God! You're so fucked up. 128 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:29,949 Mmm. You have no idea. 129 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,742 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 130 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,790 She wants me to take her to the dance. 131 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,417 Really? 132 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,461 Yeah, imagine. 133 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,004 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 134 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,800 Take her, if it means that much to you. 135 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,181 Come on. You'd have no one to go with. 136 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,558 Uh... 137 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,102 I got asked by the fittest guy in our year, Alex. 138 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,812 I think I'm fine. 139 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:05,442 What, so actually this is quite convenient for you. 140 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,194 Yeah. 141 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,492 All right. Well, yeah, I'll go ask her then. 142 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,661 Go for it. 143 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,790 OK. Fine, I will. 144 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,086 - Bethany? Bethany, hi. - BETHANY: Hey. 145 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,339 Yeah! 146 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,517 (WHISTLES) 147 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:43,939 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 148 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:45,983 (ROSIE READING) 149 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,484 (CLICKS) 150 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,486 Come on. 151 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:50,738 (ALEX READING) 152 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,490 ROSIE: Me, too. 153 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,993 I need to concentrate so I can pass my exams 154 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,494 and get a life. 155 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,246 (LAUGHING) 156 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,499 (CHIMING) 157 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,221 (SIGHS) 158 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,514 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 159 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,066 Not Bethany! 160 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,069 Fuck! 161 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:33,822 Right, Rosie Dunne, get yourself down to the headmaster's office. 162 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,867 No, no, no, it was my fault, Mr Simpson. 163 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,869 (STUTTERING) I had something I needed to tell her. 164 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:42,039 So I see, Alex. Congratulations. 165 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,500 (APPLAUSE) 166 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,336 - BOY: Yes, Alex! - (STUDENTS LAUGHING) 167 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:16,949 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 168 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,577 I know we're not officially talking, 169 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,579 but I need help with my tie. 170 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,127 For a minute there, I thought you might be 171 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,586 in love with me or something. 172 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,588 Alex, you will forever be the boy 173 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,008 who wiped bogeys on my favourite party dress, OK? 174 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,302 - (CHUCKLES) - Don't flatter yourself. 175 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,594 Good. 176 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,513 I know boy-girl friendships 177 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,806 can be quite complicated sometimes, 178 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:44,351 but you know I'm always here if you need to talk. 179 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:45,894 (CLEARS THROAT) 180 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,023 What do you think? 181 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,443 Boobs au naturel or pushed up? 182 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,821 In? Or out? 183 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,115 (CLEARS THROAT) 184 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:02,077 Well, uh, I mean, it depends. 185 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,247 (STUTTERING) Is it for dancing, or is it, um... 186 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,540 Hmm. 187 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,626 Who knows? 188 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,630 ALEX: So, where is this tool meant to be meeting you? 189 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:16,967 ROSIE: You're so rude! Um, I think at the front. 190 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,469 Uh, yes... 191 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,889 Hey, gorgeous. 192 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,183 Oh. 193 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,642 (ROSIE CHUCKLES) 194 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,187 See ya! 195 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,772 (LAUGHING) 196 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,648 Wanker. 197 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,650 (♪ Hip-hop on stereo) 198 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,453 OK. 199 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,250 Fuck! 200 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,046 (BLOWS) 201 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,715 Oh, just... (EXHALES) 202 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,847 - You have done this before? - Yeah. Haven't you? 203 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,390 It's like brushing my teeth. 204 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,599 (SNAPS) 205 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:48,725 Ahhh! Bollocks! 206 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,561 (EXHALES) 207 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,730 - That's... Look, let me help you... - No, leave it! 208 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,274 OK, I've got it. Fuck! Ouch. 209 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:58,652 OK, quick! Quick, OK. 210 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,654 Here we go! OK, quick! 211 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:01,738 (GRUNTING) 212 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,998 - Sweet Jesus! - (GROANS) 213 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,833 (GROANING) 214 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,462 (PANTING) 215 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:18,755 Oh. 216 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,549 (LAUGHING) 217 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:21,884 Wow. 218 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,386 I know. I know. 219 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,474 (EXHALES) 220 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,933 (CHUCKLES) 221 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,894 Mmm. 222 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,563 OK. 223 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,773 - Where is it? - What? 224 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,777 - The thing. - I don't know. 225 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,739 Seriously, Greg, where is it? 226 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,782 You had it! 227 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,118 Look, it can't have just disappeared! 228 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,249 Oh, God! Oh, shit! 229 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,878 (♪ Pop music on stereo) 230 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,354 GREG: Rosie? Have you found it? 231 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,273 - Do you want me to have a look for you? - (GROANS) 232 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,151 - Really? - Yeah, go on all fours. 233 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,111 - Bugger off! - (LAUGHING) 234 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,575 - (♪ Dance music on stereo) - (GIRL LAUGHING) 235 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,162 - ALEX ON PHONE: Rosie! - Alex! Thank God! Where are you? 236 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,288 I'm on my way out! 237 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,748 - No, wait, you've got to help me, - (ELEVATOR DINGS) 238 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,874 there's been an accident! 239 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,042 Christ, what? 240 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,169 No, no, no, sorry, no, that's what I meant. Everything's fine. 241 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,462 Jesus, you scared me! 242 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,632 I mean, there was an accident, um, with the thingy with Greg, you know? 243 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,426 - Well, that happens, Rosie! - No, no, Alex. 244 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,303 Something that I need to figure out right now, Alex. 245 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,846 I need to get rid of it. 246 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,807 It got lost and I can't find it and I don't know what to do. 247 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,850 You're not making any sense, Rosie! 248 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,602 Can we just talk about this later? 249 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,521 ROSIE: No, Alex, please! 250 00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:00,857 OK, you need to be really clear and really precise! 251 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,067 OK! 252 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,695 The condom came off inside my vagina 253 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,780 and at present I'm unable to locate it! 254 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,864 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 255 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,871 That's way more information than I needed. 256 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,752 Hi. I'm Dick. 257 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,880 Of course you are. 258 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,552 OK. 259 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,727 Is it, um, front bottom or back? 260 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,812 What do you think I am? 261 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,982 Sorry. I wasn't suggesting you're a slag or anything. 262 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,364 (CRANKING) 263 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,118 Isn't there a female nurse? 264 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,496 I'm afraid I'm all you've got. 265 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,081 Huh. 266 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:13,930 (ROSIE GROANS) 267 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,641 That was one of the most embarrassing 268 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,392 Moments of my entire pathetic existence. 269 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,311 (BOTH LAUGHING) 270 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,397 Oh. 271 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,775 - Oh. - (CHUCKLES) 272 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,155 You know what? 273 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,241 Let's get out of here. 274 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,619 Dino's should still be open. 275 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,040 I was thinking more Boston, Massachusetts. 276 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,001 Oh, you think I should flee the country? 277 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,586 I'm serious. 278 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,130 This place is a dead end, 279 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,965 we've been saying it for years. 280 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:56,264 And, uh, my dad wants me to try for a scholarship at Harvard. 281 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,268 You are serious. 282 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,691 It's one of the best medical schools in the world. 283 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,278 And Boston College happens to have 284 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,781 a really great hotel management course. 285 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:14,991 (CHUCKLES) 286 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,994 That is what you want to do, isn't it? 287 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,875 You can't! 288 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,211 I mean, who'll do your washing? 289 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,839 You'll never eat! It's ridiculous! 290 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,090 They have food in America, Mum, 291 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,717 and I'm guessing washing machines. 292 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,552 ALICE: It's so far away! 293 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,887 I mean, talk to her, Dennis! 294 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,475 It works for me. I mean, this is as far as I got. 295 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,310 I know, but Mum's just being Mum. 296 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,979 It would be so much fun, and it would be... 297 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,899 ROSIE: Did you ever want more, Dad? 298 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:52,362 Do you know what your Gran's favourite phrase was? 299 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,114 "Not for the likes of us." 300 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,700 When you told us of your plan, 301 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,452 it was the first thing that popped into my head. 302 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,037 I could hear her voice in the room saying it. 303 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,083 I don't want that voice in your head, ever. 304 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,086 Here, let me. 305 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,928 I want my own hotel one day. 306 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,305 Is it crazy to think like that? 307 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,056 (CHUCKLES) 308 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,893 I've been winging it with you for 18 years, 309 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,436 pretending I was the one in charge. 310 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,397 You're amazing, Rosie. 311 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:28,899 There's nothing you can't do, 312 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,484 if you put your mind to it. 313 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,069 But if I go to Boston, Mum will never speak to me again. 314 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,072 Well, if you don't go, I won't. 315 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,034 The choice is yours. 316 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,412 Dennis! 317 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,084 And do me a favour. 318 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,295 Come back and take that prick's job. 319 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,088 (CHUCKLES) 320 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,428 Good evening! 321 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,126 "Dear Miss Dunne, congratulations! 322 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,462 "We are pleased to offer you a seat at Boston University!" 323 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,006 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! No way! Oh, my God! 324 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,351 (PANTING) 325 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,149 Oh, hey, Clare, is Alex in? 326 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,359 He's tied up. 327 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,027 I can come back. 328 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,572 He'll be down in about three minutes? 329 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,700 Cup of tea? 330 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,160 (CLEARS THROAT) 331 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,874 (EXHALES) 332 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,132 BETHANY: Baby! Oh, baby! 333 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,175 (MOANING) Oh, yeah. 334 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,639 Yeah, baby, show me, come on, baby! 335 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,266 (MOANING) Yeah, yeah... 336 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,184 Oh, my God, is... 337 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,604 - Is that? - Bethany. 338 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,188 So, when you said he was... 339 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,108 - Tied up. - You actually meant... 340 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,192 Tied up. 341 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:39,946 - Um, I should go. - Any second now. 342 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,698 (MOANING CONTINUES) 343 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,160 - BETHANY: Oh, Alex. - "Oh, Alex. 344 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,078 - Where did you learn - "Where did you learn 345 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,663 - to do that? - "to do that?" 346 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,123 - (SCREAMING) - (GAGS) 347 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,709 (RETCHES) 348 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,044 (COUGHING) 349 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,504 I know. It's so gross. 350 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,096 (DOOR OPENS) 351 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,806 (♪ Rock music on stereo) 352 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,558 Hello? 353 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:09,851 (GLASS SHATTERING) 354 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,646 WOMAN: Fuck! I'm coming! 355 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,488 Are you supposed to smoke in here? 356 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,992 My parents own the place. They want me to help out? I'll set the terms. 357 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,243 What's up? 358 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:30,330 Oh, right. Um, I've been feeling sick like, every day. 359 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,957 Maybe you could just give me a pill or something... 360 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,459 - Any diarrhoea? - No. 361 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,585 - Fever? - No. 362 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,003 - Stomach cramps? - No. 363 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,922 Well, have you missed a period? 364 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:45,762 Yeah. 365 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,145 - Uh, no. - Virgin? 366 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,480 No, but I took the morning-after pill! 367 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,274 90% safe. 10% is the catch. 368 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,948 There's a loo here if you want to use it. 369 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,283 (TOILET FLUSHING) 370 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,162 ROSIE: Fuck, fuck, fuck! 371 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,925 Bollocks. 372 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,722 (ROSIE READING) 373 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,645 (CHIMING) 374 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,107 ALEX: I'd love to, but Bethany's parents 375 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,817 are taking us out to dinner at the Hazel. 376 00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:42,318 How posh is that? 377 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:43,653 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 378 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,287 (EXHALES) 379 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,383 (SHUDDERED BREATHING) 380 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,684 (SOBBING) 381 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,908 OK. I'm sorry. 382 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:13,952 Um, I... I... 383 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,870 I've got news. 384 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,414 - Me, too. - Read it. 385 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,426 Scholarship to Harvard! 386 00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:35,390 Alex, that's so great. Congratulations. 387 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,434 It's unbelievable, right? 388 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:39,936 Have you heard back from Boston College, yet? 389 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,731 No. 390 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,650 (EXHALES) 391 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:46,901 Yeah, you'll get in. 392 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,653 Yeah, what about Bethany? Have you told her? 393 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,446 She'll be fine. 394 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:54,409 She's got this... Oh, God, she's got this thing about my hair. 395 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,411 - Yeah. - But she literally yanks it. 396 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,705 And she pulls this funny face during sex like this... 397 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,541 - Enough. Enough... - I think she likes it. 398 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,627 Don't you care what she's gonna think 399 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,212 about you rushing off like this? 400 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:07,547 All right, what is it? 401 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,007 What? 402 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,176 Well, you're defending Bethany. What's wrong? 403 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,219 Nothing. Nothing's wrong. 404 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:16,598 I thought you'd be happier. 405 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:17,765 (CHUCKLES) 406 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,394 We're on our way to Boston! Come on! Hey? 407 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,104 It's great. It's great, really. 408 00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:25,481 Well done. 409 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:26,983 What, come on, you're coming, too! 410 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:28,943 My flight's in three days, 411 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:32,989 which gives me time to get settled in before term starts. 412 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,408 You need to go ahead and book your ticket. 413 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,701 Sure. 414 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,413 I have got some stuff to sort first, 415 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,541 but I'll be there. 416 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,003 (AEROPLANE PASSING OVERHEAD) 417 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,506 - Don't get blown up by terrorists. - OK. 418 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,550 Or lose cabin pressure and fall out of the sky. 419 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,928 - Rosie, wait, wait, wait... - Or fly into a flock of birds. I mean it! 420 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,138 I can delay, if you need me to. 421 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,601 No. You're getting on that plane. 422 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,438 I've got you something. Close your eyes. 423 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,441 Close your eyes. 424 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:12,528 Give me your finger. OK. Keep it there. 425 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,497 North America. 426 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,374 (CHUCKLES) 427 00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:15,925 Keep in touch, OK? 428 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,096 OK. 429 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,600 See you in two weeks, so... 430 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,609 Boston. 431 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,613 This way? 432 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,558 ROSIE: If I'd told him, he'd never have left 433 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:06,934 and his whole life would have been ruined, too. 434 00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:08,311 I mean, what's the point? 435 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,272 (SCOFFS) How noble. I'd have forced the bastard to stay. 436 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,066 Oh, no, no. He's not the dad. 437 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:14,901 That's just some other loser. 438 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,778 (SCOFFS) You are turning out to be 439 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,113 a lot more interesting than you look. 440 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,865 Why don't you just get rid of the thing? 441 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:25,870 My parents are Catholic. I don't believe in all that, but I can't! 442 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,123 Oh, I had it all sussed! 443 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,667 Move to Boston, study, get a great job, 444 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:34,170 at 27, come back and open a hotel. 445 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,671 Then get married and have kids. 446 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,590 Wow. A whole life in bullet points. 447 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:38,883 Yeah, well now, it's pregnant, 448 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,968 have sprog, full-time mother, 449 00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:44,722 wave goodbye to career, live off benefits, grow fat, lose hair. 450 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:47,392 Yeah. You might as well just kill yourself now. 451 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,227 - I can sort the drugs. - (SCOFFS) 452 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:54,690 Look. There's loads of people out there that want a kid that can't have one. 453 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:56,234 Give it away. 454 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,822 I could still move to Boston. 455 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:01,948 (CHUCKLES) 456 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:05,368 I can apply to college again, or get a job. I don't care. 457 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:07,703 So it would all be the same, just six months later. 458 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,080 I don't even need to tell Alex, 459 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,832 I could just think of an excuse. 460 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,708 Whoa. That's major denial, babe. 461 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,710 Yeah. 462 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,462 I just happen to think it's the way to go. 463 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,722 (MOBILE BEEPING) 464 00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:28,724 - ALICE: Who's that? - Alex. 465 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,059 ALICE: Have you told him yet? 466 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,019 I'm sending him my arrival time in Boston. 467 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,396 That's all he needs to know. 468 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,857 Oh. All this fibbing is gonna catch up with you, girl. 469 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,608 (MONSTER GROWLING ON TV) 470 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:38,734 Whoa! 471 00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:41,529 The way that thing burst out of her. 472 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,823 - That might happen to you! - It might. 473 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:46,075 Her whole belly will erupt. 474 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,743 Blood and guts. 475 00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:51,164 And this freakish alien will leap out and bite your head off! 476 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:53,249 - (GROWLING) - ALICE: Stop it, the pair of you! 477 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:54,876 Pregnancy is a sacred thing! 478 00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:56,961 - It can't hear us. - Yes, it can! 479 00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:58,671 And don't refer to it as "it." 480 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,381 It's a girl if you must know. 481 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:01,466 You found out? 482 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,510 I asked at the last scan. 483 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,971 I thought I should tell the social worker so he can start his plans. 484 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,766 A girl! What about names? 485 00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:14,604 No, um, I'll let the new parents decide. 486 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:16,689 - Give us a peek. - ALICE: Hey! 487 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:20,401 A woman's body doesn't become public property just because she is pregnant. 488 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:21,777 Be my guest. 489 00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:28,993 ALICE: Look at that! 490 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,872 Oh, my God! 491 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,626 ALICE: She's got hiccups! (GASPS) 492 00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:38,211 Little thing's got hiccups! 493 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:40,922 Oh, bless! 494 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,634 Whatever. 495 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,721 (GRUNTING) 496 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,559 (GROWLING ON TV) 497 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,439 (WHISPERING) Baby, can you hear me? 498 00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:07,073 Try holding your breath like this. 499 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:09,116 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 500 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,042 There you are, Katie girl! 501 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:26,759 That's probably not going to be your name, OK? 502 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,848 (SCREAMING) 503 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,477 It's coming! Towels! Hot water! 504 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,980 - Where's the midwife? - ALICE: I don't know! 505 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,566 Come in now! 506 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:42,692 Come on! 507 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,902 - Come on! - Midwife's here! 508 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:46,737 Let's go! As quick as you like! 509 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,197 She's just right down the hallway. 510 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,782 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 511 00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:50,866 ALICE: All right, OK, breathe, breathe! 512 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:51,867 Get out! 513 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,869 - (SCREAMING) - (WHIMPERING) 514 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,706 MIDWIFE: Breathe, breathe, everything is going to be all right! 515 00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,874 - Being a girl sucks! - Yeah. 516 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,254 ALICE: (GASPS) Oh. 517 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,380 Hello. 518 00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:05,590 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 519 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,174 (GASPS) 520 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,719 DENNIS: That'll be the social worker. 521 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,056 MIDWIFE: Would you like to hold her? 522 00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:17,184 Or should I bring her straight downstairs? 523 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:20,271 (BABY HICCUPPING) 524 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,215 (BABY GURGLING) 525 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,134 Katie. 526 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,680 Sweet little Katie. 527 00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,186 - (HICCUPS) - (GASPS) 528 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,528 (CHUCKLES) 529 00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:14,075 (HICCUPS) 530 00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:15,701 (LAUGHING) 531 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,419 I promise, Katie, 532 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:27,588 I'm going to be a good mummy. 533 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:28,839 (CHUCKLES) 534 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,974 (KATIE CRYING) 535 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:44,980 Katie. 536 00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:48,234 Katie. Shh... 537 00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:51,237 (CONTINUES CRYING) 538 00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:00,204 It's gonna be OK. 539 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:05,793 Please. Katie, it's gonna be OK! 540 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,503 Shh... 541 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,008 My life's over, Dad! 542 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,094 Wait 'til you become a grandparent. 543 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,682 Katie, Katie. Shh. 544 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,059 Shh. 545 00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:28,899 You know, I still remember the drive back 546 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:30,901 from the hospital when you were born. 547 00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:35,030 You screamed blue murder, the whole bloody journey. 548 00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:38,868 I was so scared, I jumped three red lights. 549 00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,077 Lost my licence. 550 00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:41,579 You never told me that before. 551 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,457 You weren't part of the club. 552 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:51,046 (SPITTING UP) 553 00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:53,215 - Ugh. - (BOTH LAUGHING) 554 00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:57,052 ROSIE: In battle to preserve sanity, 555 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:58,929 must remember following rules. 556 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:01,932 Number one, never breast feed in a public place. 557 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,184 - (GROANS) - (GASPS) 558 00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:07,688 Two, never bounce Katie on knee after feeding. 559 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:09,231 Ugh. 560 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,066 (CRYING) 561 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,651 Three, try not to cry when she cries. 562 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,322 And four, the most important of all, 563 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,074 never assume trouble isn't around the next corner. 564 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,410 BETHANY: Laters, girls. WOMAN: Bye. 565 00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:38,219 (PANTING) 566 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,095 (WHIMPERING) 567 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,389 (GROANING) 568 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,767 - Rosie? - Oh, no. 569 00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:48,103 Tragic. Are you OK? 570 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,105 (GRUNTS) 571 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,774 Tell me that's not yours! 572 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,651 No! (SCOFFS) 573 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,904 What, you're a nanny now? 574 00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:59,990 Yeah! You know, at least it's good money. 575 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:02,451 Uh, I thought you were going to Boston with Alex. 576 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,162 Oh, no, no, no, 577 00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:07,456 I realised children are the only education you need. 578 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:10,125 (CHUCKLES) So, who's the dad? 579 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,420 - Ah! - Oh! 580 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,256 Get it off! Get it off! 581 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:16,882 (SCREAMING) 582 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,676 I've got to go! 583 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,135 Bye, then! 584 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,602 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 585 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,155 Alex. 586 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,908 What are you doing here? 587 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:45,744 Just back for the weekend. Thought I'd surprise you. 588 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:49,540 Great! Uh, yeah. Let's go for a coffee then. 589 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,458 Ah! No, no. Let's stay here. 590 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:52,918 Why don't you put the kettle on? 591 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,052 (DOOR CLOSES) 592 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:03,137 ALEX: So, what have you been up to? 593 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,097 Oh, just this and that, you know? 594 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,473 Nice haircut by the way. 595 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,017 Yeah, thanks. 596 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,518 You OK? You seem stressed. 597 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,186 No! No! 598 00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:13,188 Uh, so, how's medicine? 599 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,566 ALEX: Fascinating. Yeah. 600 00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:18,736 We've just been doing obstetrics, in fact. 601 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,446 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 602 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:22,865 So much to learn. 603 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:24,658 How do you find these breast pumps, by the way? 604 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,035 Some women don't like them. 605 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:27,286 Oh, total nightmare. 606 00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:31,749 Oh, God. 607 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:33,542 How did you... 608 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:34,793 Bethany. 609 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,213 Fast work. 610 00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:45,220 I was gonna tell you, Alex, I promise. 611 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,263 When? 612 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,601 I didn't want to hold you back. 613 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,482 ROSIE: She's had colic for months. 614 00:37:57,233 --> 00:38:01,111 My whole life is feeding, winding and nappies. 615 00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:04,239 All I can think about is poo. 616 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,242 How much, when, what colour. 617 00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:09,870 I hope you mean hers. 618 00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:13,248 (CHUCKLES) 619 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:17,962 What happened to Greg? 620 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:23,258 He miraculously got a job in Ibiza the minute he heard. 621 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,104 Can I be godfather? 622 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,276 I'd love nothing more. 623 00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,876 I think not telling you 624 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,255 was a way to keep the dream alive, you know? 625 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,843 So there was at least someone out there 626 00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,970 who still saw me as Rosie. 627 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:14,560 And not this strange, new person I've become. 628 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,954 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 629 00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,361 (♪ Pop music on stereo) 630 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:08,363 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 631 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:30,302 So, the last time I looked that depressed, 632 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,805 I tried to hang myself with my favourite tie. 633 00:40:36,226 --> 00:40:38,393 Hi, I'm Phil. 634 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:41,396 Alex. 635 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,108 I've been sent to play fairy godmother. 636 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:47,236 - You don't look the part, mate. - (CHUCKLES) 637 00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:50,280 My sister's been driving me crazy. 638 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,407 She wants to know, would you buy her a drink? 639 00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:55,953 Which one is she? 640 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:04,044 - The hot girl from class? - Sally. 641 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:07,381 The bright sunflower in the family window box. 642 00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:11,635 - Hey! - Hey! 643 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:15,681 Everybody has been wondering why the cute British guy looks so sad. 644 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:16,890 (CHUCKLES) 645 00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:18,851 Sorry. 646 00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:22,437 It's time to realise you're here with us. 647 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,774 And that we might be fun to be with. 648 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,448 ALEX: Katie! It's your first Christmas! 649 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,325 I hope you got my present! 650 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:36,910 ROSIE: Thanks for the book, Alex. 651 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,453 I know she'll love it one day. 652 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,580 What is it? 653 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,665 This is my new apartment. 654 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,418 ALEX: What's this you're doing here, darling? 655 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,461 Um, handmade hearts. 656 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:49,214 And here, we have my favourite Back to the Future poster. 657 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:51,925 It would look so special in the bathroom. 658 00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:53,135 Walk to Mummy. 659 00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:54,595 Come to me. Good girl! 660 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:55,762 (CHEERING) 661 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,015 Katie, darling, it's your fourth Christmas. 662 00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:00,309 BOTH: ♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 663 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:02,978 SALLY: Did, uh, Mummy get my Christmas card? 664 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:04,062 (BOTH SCOFFING) 665 00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:09,651 Really? 666 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,278 ROSIE: Thanks for Katie's present. 667 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,406 She wants me to tell you she can cycle and count to five. 668 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:17,284 ...three, four, five! 669 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:22,497 Me, I've got a job and finally moved out of Mum and Dad's. 670 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,500 RUBY: Miss Dunne! Welcome back to the hotel! 671 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,628 I believe it's the penthouse suite for you? 672 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:29,504 That's right, thanks. 673 00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:35,552 (VACUUM WHIRRING) 674 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:53,862 (HUFFS) 675 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:03,455 (GRUNTS) 676 00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:16,176 - Mummy, Mummy! - (GASPS) 677 00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:17,761 It's the first day of school! 678 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:19,888 ROSIE: Um... 679 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:24,559 I heard some beds 680 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,687 were being stolen recently. 681 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,188 Isn't that strange? 682 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,564 Yes, Mummy. 683 00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:32,609 This way, no one can come in and steal ours. 684 00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:33,986 Mm-hmm. 685 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:37,114 Are you my daddy? 686 00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:40,325 No! No, he's just a nice man 687 00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:41,743 that's helping Mummy out a bit, that's all. 688 00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:46,248 (GRUNTS) 689 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:47,332 - Damn! - What? 690 00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:48,625 It's the wrong key! 691 00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:01,054 - Ow! - Oh! 692 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:02,556 - My head! - Come on, whinger! 693 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:07,144 Over there! Over there! 694 00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:08,228 Come on, keep going. 695 00:44:08,438 --> 00:44:09,479 Quick, quick, Mummy! 696 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,189 Excuse me. 697 00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:13,275 Oh! 698 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,402 Love you. 699 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,195 Love you, too. 700 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,620 You dreamt you were an inanimate object? 701 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,749 Yeah, I mean, come on. An arrow flying through the air! 702 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:29,958 That's pretty cool. 703 00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:33,754 I don't understand. How can you be a thing? 704 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:36,590 I don't know. I've always had dreams like that. 705 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,760 It sounds to me like self-esteem issues, sweetie. 706 00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:41,970 You may need to talk to someone. 707 00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:46,892 You know, there are razor hairs 708 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:49,269 in the bathroom, again today. 709 00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:50,479 Really? 710 00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:52,606 You know it gives me allergies. 711 00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:55,567 Next time you have one of your weird dreams, 712 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,652 maybe you should dream 713 00:44:57,653 --> 00:45:00,655 you're something useful like a vacuum cleaner. 714 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,784 We have a cleaning lady. 715 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,243 What do you want? 716 00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:07,662 For her to think we're a pair of fuck-ups? 717 00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:09,831 That's exactly what we are. 718 00:45:12,085 --> 00:45:13,502 (SIGHS) 719 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:16,129 ROSIE: Whoo! 720 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:20,342 (LAUGHING) 721 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,890 - You OK? - I've got sand in my eyes. 722 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,266 - (BLOWS) - (COUGHS) 723 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,352 Look at Mummy! 724 00:45:30,812 --> 00:45:31,812 (MOBILE BEEPING) 725 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:32,979 (WHOOPS) 726 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:40,695 ALEX: I dreamt I was an arrow. 727 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:42,948 (ALEX READING) 728 00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,502 (MESSAGE CHIMING) 729 00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:11,726 What have you told the poor brat? 730 00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:12,853 That you're coming home with a dad? 731 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,772 No! Just that he sent me a ticket. I've got no expectations. 732 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:18,150 Well, good, because he's got a girlfriend. 733 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,735 Although you know it's funny, her name didn't come up once. 734 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,737 Yeah, well, Katie's mature enough to know 735 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,656 that when it comes to men, it doesn't matter. 736 00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:25,866 Yeah, well, Katie also knows 737 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,159 that something must have triggered 738 00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:28,743 his sudden enthusiasm to see her Mum, 739 00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:30,495 who, by the way, knows him better than anyone, 740 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:31,746 and is clearly the best person to judge! 741 00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:32,873 (SCOFFS) 742 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,000 Oh, and, uh... 743 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,353 (SQUEALING) 744 00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:57,814 (LAUGHING) 745 00:46:57,899 --> 00:47:00,775 All right! All right! Good to see you! 746 00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:04,237 So, tired? Hungry? 747 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:06,781 No. Why? 748 00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:08,825 - (♪ Dance music) - (CROWD CHEERING) 749 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:10,285 (SHOUTING) 750 00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:22,172 (LAUGHING) 751 00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:24,841 Come on. 752 00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:28,136 Do you want another? 753 00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,263 Um, yeah. 754 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,015 All right. I'll be back, OK? 755 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:39,064 So, you're new here. I'm Jonathan! 756 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,191 Rosie! 757 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:44,069 Rosie? So what do you do, Rosie? 758 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:45,779 I'm a Mum! 759 00:47:45,947 --> 00:47:50,825 Is that some kind of, uh, performance thing? You're a drama major? 760 00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:54,246 I'm a mother of a 5-year-old girl! 761 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,624 Cool! Cool! 762 00:47:58,417 --> 00:47:59,543 Um... 763 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:03,838 Can I get you a drink or something? 764 00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:07,884 - A gin and tonic. - (LAUGHING) 765 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:11,680 - Cell? Car keys? - Oh, dude. Come on. 766 00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:12,847 Guys, guys, guys, no, no, no! 767 00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:14,015 MAN: Yup. It's happening! We're going! 768 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:15,976 - It's gonna happen! - Come on, come on! Come on! Please! 769 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:17,644 - BOTH: One, two, three! - OK, OK! 770 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:19,104 Rosie, Rosie, come on, come... 771 00:48:19,522 --> 00:48:20,897 (BOTH WHOOPING) 772 00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,315 (CROWD CHEERING) 773 00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:29,447 Can you give me a hand? 774 00:48:29,865 --> 00:48:30,865 All right. 775 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:32,784 (SCREAMING) 776 00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:33,868 (ALL CHEERING) 777 00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:37,038 Come on. Come on! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 778 00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:39,874 Oh. 779 00:48:40,293 --> 00:48:42,252 You're looking way too hot right now, Rosie. 780 00:48:48,301 --> 00:48:49,718 (SCREAMING) 781 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,052 Come on, all right, OK. If you want it like that. 782 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,722 ROSIE: No, no, no! 783 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:55,432 (ROSIE SCREAMING) 784 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,894 ALEX: You stink. ROSIE: I stink? 785 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,313 You haven't bathed. 786 00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:02,897 - Bananas? - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 787 00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:04,065 (BOTH LAUGHING) 788 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:06,151 - All right. - One, two... 789 00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:09,529 - Any good? - No, it's sort of... 790 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,367 Catch. 791 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:15,493 (LAUGHING) 792 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:16,911 All right. 793 00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:22,125 "You will live a long and happy life." Sweet. 794 00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:23,501 Oh, can I switch? 795 00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:26,171 - 'Cause you prefer mine? - I prefer it. 796 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:29,883 I do, I do. I don't know what I'm talking about. 797 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,928 Well, you do go here, so you probably should know what you're talking about. 798 00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:42,395 ROSIE: Strange to think that I could have lived here 799 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,980 and been part of it. 800 00:49:46,359 --> 00:49:48,943 But I don't regret Katie, you know? 801 00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:51,738 I mean, how could I? 802 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:55,950 She's the most amazing kid. 803 00:49:57,828 --> 00:49:58,953 (CHUCKLES) 804 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:03,500 The weird thing is 805 00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:08,963 that she reminds me more of you than Greg. 806 00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:12,884 That's probably just 'cause I love her. 807 00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:30,568 We should go. 808 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:33,988 Yeah. 809 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:36,950 ALEX: Seriously cute. ROSIE: Aw. 810 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,159 It was a ball of fluff. 811 00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:39,452 (BOTH LAUGHING) 812 00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:41,204 No, seriously. 813 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,418 Sally. (CHUCKLES) Rosie. 814 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,169 Rosie, Sally. 815 00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:50,088 Good morning. 816 00:50:50,423 --> 00:50:51,715 Hi. 817 00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:00,014 Wow. This should be in a museum. 818 00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:02,016 Oh, it's nothing. 819 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,977 Just quail egg and asparagus 820 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,062 in filo pastry with a cream of rocket sauce. 821 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:09,524 Well, my regular is baked beans. 822 00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:11,025 (CHUCKLES) 823 00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:12,902 Good old British baked bean. 824 00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:14,446 Zero nutritional value. 825 00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:17,031 Yeah. But good on toast. 826 00:51:17,283 --> 00:51:18,533 (LAUGHING) 827 00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:20,368 Oh, you know I can't drink. 828 00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:21,870 Of course. 829 00:51:22,455 --> 00:51:25,039 But how are we going to cope without the numbing haze of alcohol? 830 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,460 Why can't you drink? 831 00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:30,754 If that's not a rude question? 832 00:51:33,758 --> 00:51:35,049 Alex? 833 00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:38,928 What? 834 00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:47,729 (STAMMERING) 835 00:51:48,063 --> 00:51:49,063 (NERVOUS LAUGH) 836 00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:51,065 (STAMMERING) Didn't... Didn't... 837 00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:52,984 Alex and I are pregnant. 838 00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:55,737 Twelve and a half weeks in. 839 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,242 That's wonderful. 840 00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:02,786 (CHUCKLES) 841 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:04,370 Congratulations. 842 00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:06,039 Congratulations. 843 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,000 Alex, you didn't tell me? 844 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,836 No, I... (STUTTERING) Sorry, I thought I did. 845 00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:13,171 That's... 846 00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:14,964 (HUFFS) Oh! 847 00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:16,257 Let me help! 848 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:17,592 - ROSIE: Shit! - Ah-ah-ah! 849 00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:19,052 Daddy's antique table! Alex, quick! 850 00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,846 - Oh, bollocks. - Language, please! 851 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:25,809 - Oh, fuck! - No! Why can't you just say fudge? 852 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:27,811 (BOTH LAUGHING) 853 00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:31,356 (YELLING) 854 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,732 PHIL: Oh, oh. 855 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,110 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 856 00:52:40,616 --> 00:52:42,700 Look what you made me do. 857 00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:48,122 It's fine. It's OK. 858 00:52:48,749 --> 00:52:52,627 We have Herb's vernissage in an hour... It's... 859 00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:55,088 Everything is gonna be fine. 860 00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:59,259 (♪ Lounge music on stereo) 861 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:01,344 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 862 00:53:02,721 --> 00:53:03,805 (SALLY LAUGHING) 863 00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:07,225 (EXHALES) 864 00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:13,773 I'm so sorry. 865 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,151 Sally had this planned for weeks. 866 00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:19,153 It's not for long, OK? I promise. 867 00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:22,156 Sweetie? Dr Jones is by the sweet and sour prawn balls! 868 00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:25,159 - Look, he's just... - Sweetie, not now. OK? 869 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,162 But he's a senior thoracic surgeon, Alex. 870 00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:30,582 She's right, Alex. Go on. 871 00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,084 OK, let's go. Let's go. 872 00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:39,173 HERB: This image here is one of my favourites. 873 00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:42,010 How to articulate that transient moment 874 00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:46,180 when you see something through the camera's eye. 875 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:49,183 It's a little like love at first sight. 876 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:51,352 Stops you in your tracks. 877 00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:55,315 Suddenly you recognise it for exactly what it is. 878 00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,191 A load of bollocks. 879 00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:01,404 (EXHALES) 880 00:54:01,614 --> 00:54:02,614 (HUFFS) 881 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:05,116 Rosie! Rosie, where are you going? 882 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,367 Back home. 883 00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:08,202 And I mean England. This is too crazy for me, OK? 884 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:10,204 I walked straight into the middle of something here! 885 00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:12,790 Look, it's all fine, honestly. 886 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:14,792 Sally and I just needed to air some stuff! 887 00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:16,794 Oh, good, I'm glad you're fine, 'cause I'm not! 888 00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,589 We were out together the whole night, Alex! 889 00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:22,634 And all the while your girlfriend was at home expecting a baby! 890 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,761 - And you didn't say! - Come on, Rosie. 891 00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:25,887 Nothing happened, we were just... 892 00:54:25,971 --> 00:54:27,138 We were just having some fun. 893 00:54:27,348 --> 00:54:30,224 That's what you got me over here for then? Just some fun? 894 00:54:30,309 --> 00:54:33,394 I wanted to see you! For Christ sake, you're my best friend! 895 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,941 Or maybe you needed someone from your old life to point out the truth! 896 00:54:40,653 --> 00:54:43,071 - What truth? - You're in a mess, Alex! 897 00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:46,324 This whole situation is one big bloody giant mess! 898 00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,450 Me? I'm in a mess? 899 00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:48,826 And you're in denial! 900 00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:50,244 You're projecting! 901 00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,580 OK, can we just stop the psychobabble here 902 00:54:52,665 --> 00:54:54,958 and just talk like English people, please! 903 00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:57,210 Fine! Fine! Fine. Fine. Look. 904 00:54:57,378 --> 00:55:01,422 I was worried you might find it hard, you know, coming here. 905 00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:04,550 - Hard? - I mean, you've had a tough time, Rosie, 906 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,553 and seeing where we live, you know, 907 00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:09,389 our apartment, our lifestyle, it's just... 908 00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:12,392 OK! You thought I was jealous of you? 909 00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:13,893 No. 910 00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:15,687 I pity you, Alex! 911 00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:19,357 All I see is someone compensating for a crap personal life 912 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:21,067 by schmoozing his way up the career ladder! 913 00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:22,485 Crap personal life? 914 00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:26,406 All right, let's see. Um, stable relationship with beautiful girlfriend, 915 00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:28,282 lots in common, a great circle of friends, 916 00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:30,618 a kid on the way, who's gonna have two parents, 917 00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:32,495 by the way, not one! 918 00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:42,213 Rosie, come on, I... 919 00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:43,339 Forget it, Alex! 920 00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:46,300 Go ahead and climb your greasy pole! 921 00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:48,219 You know, I will! 922 00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:49,387 Just don't come whinging to me 923 00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:51,305 when you realise you're empty inside. 924 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,307 - No danger of that! - Good! 925 00:55:54,143 --> 00:55:56,227 - Excellent! - Fantastic! 926 00:55:57,730 --> 00:55:58,771 (SIGHS) 927 00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:05,319 (GROANS) 928 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,614 (♪ Pop music) 929 00:57:38,539 --> 00:57:39,872 (SQUEAKING) 930 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:43,960 Oh, no! 931 00:57:45,045 --> 00:57:46,212 Pleased to see me? 932 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:48,339 What are you doing here? 933 00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:49,423 You sent me Katie's drawing! 934 00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:51,092 I got on the first flight I could! 935 00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:54,345 No! No, no, no! I did that on a whim, OK? 936 00:57:54,429 --> 00:57:56,013 Katie drew the picture, and it was a mistake! 937 00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,431 I never expected you to actually show up! 938 00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:59,433 That letter really made me think about my life! 939 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,727 I wanna meet her, Rosie! I am her dad. 940 00:58:02,437 --> 00:58:03,604 Dad? 941 00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:05,940 And what precisely is it that you think 942 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,441 qualifies you for that title? Those? 943 00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:09,527 Where were you, Dad, 944 00:58:09,611 --> 00:58:12,196 when she woke up with colic every night for the first few months? 945 00:58:12,281 --> 00:58:14,615 Or cut her first tooth, or took her first steps? 946 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:15,950 (SIGHS) 947 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:18,744 Has anyone ever told you, you have the most amazing eyes? 948 00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,079 (GRUNTS) 949 00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:28,087 Look, I'm sorry, OK? 950 00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:30,965 I get it, I bailed on you. I was a total creep. 951 00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:33,092 But there hasn't been a single day in the last five years 952 00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:34,760 that I haven't wondered what she's like. 953 00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:38,014 Is she like me? Did she luck out on the gene front? 954 00:58:38,432 --> 00:58:39,849 You're so full of shit! 955 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:45,188 (SIGHS) 956 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:48,065 You have to give me a chance, Rosie! 957 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:50,109 I can be different, I promise. 958 00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:52,028 Do you want me to crawl on my hands and knees? 959 00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:53,487 Anything, Rosie! I'm begging you! 960 00:58:53,614 --> 00:58:54,655 Just get up, you idiot! Look. 961 00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:57,241 If this were about me, I'd be driving you to the airport right now! 962 00:58:57,326 --> 00:58:58,910 You'd be right to. 963 00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:03,206 One chance! 964 00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:07,001 One chance, but any mess-ups and you're out. 965 00:59:07,085 --> 00:59:08,336 And you be nice! 966 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:10,129 And I don't just mean average nice, 967 00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:12,924 I mean Father Christmas-Easter Bunny- Tom Hanks-all-rolled-into-one nice! 968 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,884 - Yeah. - And you will buy her 969 00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:18,095 the most expensive pair of shitty pink shoes that you can find! 970 00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:21,682 I'm gonna Google them right now. 971 00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:23,684 (♪ Pop music) 972 00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:28,606 GREG: Woo-hoo! 973 00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:34,695 - Hi-five! - Boo! 974 00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:39,533 (LAUGHING) 975 00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:49,794 Whoo! 976 01:00:10,274 --> 01:00:11,941 Wait a minute. You did what? 977 01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:13,567 (SLURPING) 978 01:00:13,735 --> 01:00:14,735 Hey! 979 01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:18,322 This is a man who let you go to casualty on your own 980 01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:19,573 in the middle of the night, 981 01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:21,242 with a condom stuck up your fanny! 982 01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:22,952 - He's Katie's dad. - (SCOFFS) 983 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:26,122 You should see her little face light up when he walks in the room! 984 01:00:26,206 --> 01:00:28,165 They're really bonding! 985 01:00:29,418 --> 01:00:32,128 Of course, none of that would matter if he had a crap bod. 986 01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:34,630 He's really worked on that thing. Wow. 987 01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,174 You're evil, Rosie Dunne. 988 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:41,721 I just want to belong to someone, Ruby. 989 01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:43,973 I'm tired of waiting. 990 01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:46,684 And it feels good with him. 991 01:00:47,728 --> 01:00:49,520 We're a family. 992 01:01:19,301 --> 01:01:20,509 (BELL TOLLING) 993 01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:22,636 RUBY: Can you just stop jumping up and down? 994 01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,388 ROSIE: I'm just checking everyone's here. 995 01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:26,682 Everyone being who, exactly? 996 01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:28,142 How's the blushing bride? 997 01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:29,810 Like a mad bunny. 998 01:01:30,062 --> 01:01:31,854 OK. OK. 999 01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:34,648 Oh. 1000 01:01:36,401 --> 01:01:38,319 Don't take this the wrong way, love. 1001 01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:44,575 But if there's any part of you that isn't sure, even now, say the word. 1002 01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:46,952 We'll walk straight out of here, our heads held high. 1003 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:49,205 So you like Greg, then? 1004 01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,750 Come on. Let's get you hitched. 1005 01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:55,711 (♪ Pop music) 1006 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:21,028 (EXHALES) 1007 01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:28,953 (MOBILE RINGING) 1008 01:03:02,988 --> 01:03:04,905 (♪ Pop music continues on headphones) 1009 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,162 Do you like this? 1010 01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:12,746 Katie, would you please? 1011 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:14,373 Mum! 1012 01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:17,543 Sorry. 1013 01:03:29,723 --> 01:03:31,056 (RINGING) 1014 01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:38,147 - SALLY ON PHONE: Hello? - Sally... 1015 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:39,773 Rosie. 1016 01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:42,318 What can I do for you? 1017 01:03:42,777 --> 01:03:44,403 Um, is Alex there? 1018 01:03:44,779 --> 01:03:46,238 Did he not tell you? 1019 01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:47,698 Tell me what? 1020 01:03:47,782 --> 01:03:48,991 Alex and I separated. 1021 01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:50,493 What? When? 1022 01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:51,952 About eight weeks ago? 1023 01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:54,747 Pretty much the day of your wedding. 1024 01:03:55,707 --> 01:03:56,707 Oh! 1025 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:58,375 - (WATER SPLASHING) - (GASPS) 1026 01:03:59,377 --> 01:04:00,794 Oh, God! 1027 01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:02,171 What? 1028 01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:04,173 What? 1029 01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:05,799 I think my water just broke! 1030 01:04:05,884 --> 01:04:07,092 Oh, God! 1031 01:04:07,219 --> 01:04:09,261 Wait, wait. Are you sure? Maybe you just wet yourself. 1032 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:11,722 No, I did not wet myself! Where is Herb? 1033 01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:13,015 - Herb? - Oh, God. 1034 01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:15,017 - Who, the artist? - Herb! 1035 01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:17,978 It's happening! The baby! 1036 01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:22,942 It's coming! Herb! 1037 01:04:24,945 --> 01:04:26,820 (CLICKING) 1038 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,824 (SIGHS) 1039 01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:33,369 (MESSAGE CHIMING) 1040 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:40,834 (CLICKING) 1041 01:04:57,018 --> 01:04:58,185 (EXHALES) 1042 01:04:58,812 --> 01:05:00,187 (CLICKING) 1043 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:10,990 (MOBILE CLICKS) 1044 01:05:33,221 --> 01:05:34,888 (♪ Dubstep on stereo) 1045 01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:44,440 ROSIE: Katie! 1046 01:05:45,025 --> 01:05:46,108 (HUFFS) 1047 01:05:48,236 --> 01:05:49,612 Mum! You're supposed to knock! 1048 01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:51,196 The music! It's too loud! 1049 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:53,490 Can't hear you! The music's too loud! 1050 01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:57,411 - Don't do that! - Yeah, this music needs to be felt. 1051 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,749 Is that lipstick you're wearing? 1052 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,917 Privacy, Mum! Please! 1053 01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:06,837 OK! 1054 01:06:06,921 --> 01:06:07,921 (HUFFS) 1055 01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:09,965 ROSIE: Now, have you got the thermal underwear I gave you? 1056 01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:11,925 - (GROANS) - It's the Mediterranean. 1057 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:14,928 Um, what about cash? I've got some extra if you like. 1058 01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:16,764 Phone chargers? Your wallet, Dad? 1059 01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:19,099 Rosie, it's fine. Will you stop fussing like a mother hen? 1060 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:20,768 - Yes. - (LAUGHING) 1061 01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:22,269 - Goodbye! - Love you. 1062 01:06:22,354 --> 01:06:23,437 - Get in. - Love you. 1063 01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:24,647 - Bye! - Bye! 1064 01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,482 BOTH: Bye. 1065 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,362 ROSIE: So my parents have sold up and gone backpacking, 1066 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:32,655 while I get to stay at home, 1067 01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:34,948 nagging a 12-year-old about lipstick. 1068 01:06:35,033 --> 01:06:36,950 I mean, seriously, could you find further proof 1069 01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:38,952 of how fucked up my life is? 1070 01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:43,957 Bethany? 1071 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,250 BETHANY: Rosie Dunne! 1072 01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:46,960 You work here now? 1073 01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:50,381 - I just got promoted to reception. - Ah. 1074 01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:52,383 Congratulations! 1075 01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:55,302 But you! Your success, it's, uh... It's amazing! 1076 01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,554 I've just flown from Morocco, 1077 01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:58,847 tomorrow I fly out again, 1078 01:06:58,932 --> 01:07:01,100 New York, Boston, Chicago, nightmare. 1079 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:03,143 - The heart bleeds. - Yeah. 1080 01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,729 Boston? You should look up Alex. 1081 01:07:05,814 --> 01:07:06,980 Really? 1082 01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:09,817 Alex Stewart? You guys still keep in touch? 1083 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:12,486 Of course. He could do with a friendly face. 1084 01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:14,905 Great! I'll get his details from you later! 1085 01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:17,533 Thanks. Oh. 1086 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,493 Could I have some Evian sent up to my room? 1087 01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:21,203 It's the only water I can drink. 1088 01:07:21,329 --> 01:07:24,998 Three bottles. And maid service twice a day? Mmm. 1089 01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:27,334 - (SCOFFS) - Of course. 1090 01:07:30,755 --> 01:07:32,756 That's how fucked-up your life is. 1091 01:07:37,762 --> 01:07:39,513 (♪ Pop music on stereo) 1092 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:41,223 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1093 01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:45,436 ROSIE: Mum! 1094 01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:48,522 How is Nice? Have you found some good places to eat? 1095 01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:50,399 (ALICE CRYING) 1096 01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:55,821 Mum, are you all right? 1097 01:07:57,615 --> 01:07:59,158 I'm sorry. 1098 01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:01,118 I'm... 1099 01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:04,079 (SOBBING) 1100 01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:06,582 Mum, what is it? 1101 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,252 It's bad news for you. 1102 01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:12,671 Mum? 1103 01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:15,632 Mum, what is it? 1104 01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:26,059 (BELL TOLLING) 1105 01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:02,971 (CHUCKLES) 1106 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:14,650 Hey. 1107 01:09:16,361 --> 01:09:17,736 Really? 1108 01:09:18,238 --> 01:09:20,113 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1109 01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:31,124 When I heard, the years fell away, I was... 1110 01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:34,127 I was a fucked-up kid all over again. 1111 01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:39,299 Hero worshipping this amazing dad you had. 1112 01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:49,977 (IMITATES FARTING SOUND) 1113 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:51,687 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1114 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,108 Sorry. 1115 01:10:02,115 --> 01:10:04,116 I never got to say goodbye. 1116 01:10:04,993 --> 01:10:06,285 Hey, come here. Come here, you. 1117 01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:07,661 - Hey. Shh. - (SOBBING) 1118 01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:18,463 GREG: Hey, hey! Hands off my woman! 1119 01:10:23,177 --> 01:10:26,346 I've just been chatting to your cousin. She is such a bore. 1120 01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:27,764 (LAUGHING) 1121 01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:31,351 - Seriously? Are you pissed? - (SIGHS) 1122 01:10:33,771 --> 01:10:36,356 (SNIFFLES) I find funerals really difficult, Alex. 1123 01:10:36,441 --> 01:10:39,234 Ah, 'cause Rosie, I mean, she's having a great time. 1124 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,694 You know what? Fuck you! 1125 01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:42,070 Please? 1126 01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:47,200 Thanks for turning up. We both really appreciate your support. 1127 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:49,494 Let's go, come on. 1128 01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:04,134 ALEX: Rosie, 1129 01:11:05,303 --> 01:11:09,306 you deserve someone who loves you with every beat of his heart, 1130 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:11,767 someone who'll always be there for you, 1131 01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:13,769 and who'll love every part of you... 1132 01:11:39,253 --> 01:11:41,505 Mum! I'm not going without my grey skinny jeans! 1133 01:11:41,589 --> 01:11:43,548 All right! I'll get them for you! 1134 01:12:02,276 --> 01:12:03,819 "Rosie, you deserve someone who..." 1135 01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:05,320 Anything for me? 1136 01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:08,156 Uh, yeah, just this one. 1137 01:12:12,412 --> 01:12:13,662 From Dad. 1138 01:12:14,622 --> 01:12:16,331 In France, the day before he died. 1139 01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:18,417 - Oh, God, don't read that. - What? 1140 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,544 Well, it'll upset you. 1141 01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:23,797 I'm already upset. 1142 01:12:24,966 --> 01:12:25,966 Right. 1143 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:30,345 Do you want me to stay? 1144 01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:33,807 Funnily enough, no. 1145 01:12:35,309 --> 01:12:37,644 OK. Well, call me if you need anything, OK? 1146 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:41,940 (DOOR CLOSES) 1147 01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:53,744 DENNIS: Dear Rosie, I can't believe it. 1148 01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:59,416 Here I am at last, finally walking the Mediterranean coast. 1149 01:13:01,085 --> 01:13:04,755 I've lost count of the years I've waited for this moment. 1150 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,257 Somehow life got in the way. 1151 01:13:07,341 --> 01:13:09,968 And it was all good, I don't regret a minute of it, 1152 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:13,138 but we forget our dreams at our peril. 1153 01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,474 I know you had yours, too, 1154 01:13:15,558 --> 01:13:18,351 and it must feel sometimes like they're gone for good. 1155 01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:22,564 But I'm so proud of the woman you've become, Rosie, 1156 01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:25,692 of the mother you've been to Katie. 1157 01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:29,237 What I once said about you is still true, 1158 01:13:29,447 --> 01:13:32,908 there's nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it. 1159 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:37,037 So keep chasing those dreams, will you, darling? 1160 01:13:37,497 --> 01:13:40,332 For my sake, Dad. 1161 01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:55,972 How can someone just not be there any more? 1162 01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:01,394 Fuck knows. 1163 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:04,815 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1164 01:14:07,026 --> 01:14:09,402 At least he did everything he wanted. 1165 01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:11,822 He didn't forget his dreams. 1166 01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:19,246 What if I told you 1167 01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:21,665 I was gonna use my share 1168 01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:25,418 of the money from the house 1169 01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:27,712 and get myself a hotel? 1170 01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:30,423 Somewhere simple but... 1171 01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:33,093 But my own place. 1172 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,721 I think that would be awesome, Mum. 1173 01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:47,774 ALEX: Rosie, I understand that you haven't been in touch. 1174 01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:50,944 And I just need to know one thing. (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 1175 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:54,865 Are you happy with him? 1176 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:02,289 ROSIE: There's not much I got right in my life, but this family, 1177 01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:04,708 somehow we're making it work. 1178 01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:08,461 So I guess the one word answer to your question should be, 1179 01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:10,547 "Yes." 1180 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:20,473 - Hey! - Hi. 1181 01:15:20,474 --> 01:15:22,601 So look at this. The Sweetlands Hotel. 1182 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:24,186 That's where we had our end of school dance! 1183 01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:26,062 Ah. They just joined our group. 1184 01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:28,064 And I was just checking for discounts, 1185 01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:30,317 and I found this booking... 1186 01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:32,903 That's Greg's name! 1187 01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:36,114 - The bridal suite, for this weekend! - Mm-hmm. 1188 01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:38,450 He's already up there on business. 1189 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,411 Do you think... For our anniversary? 1190 01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:43,330 (BOTH SQUEALING) 1191 01:15:43,456 --> 01:15:44,915 - (MOBILE RINGING) - Oh! 1192 01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:46,917 - It's him. - Mmm. 1193 01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:49,127 (LAUGHING) 1194 01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:51,463 Hey! 1195 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:52,839 GREG: Hey, gorgeous. 1196 01:15:52,924 --> 01:15:55,884 Uh, listen, I'm gonna have to stay here a few extra nights, 1197 01:15:56,219 --> 01:15:58,511 the guys need me to check out some more venues. 1198 01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:00,513 Um, can you take Katie and go to your Mum's, 1199 01:16:00,514 --> 01:16:03,058 and then I can swing by on Sunday and pick you up? 1200 01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:05,977 Babe? 1201 01:16:07,521 --> 01:16:08,521 Fine. 1202 01:16:09,190 --> 01:16:10,690 Cool, see you later, then. 1203 01:16:11,525 --> 01:16:13,068 - Talk later. - Bye. 1204 01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:18,823 Check the booking. 1205 01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:25,330 Here it is. Bridal suite for two, 1206 01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,457 checked in two hours ago... 1207 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:30,961 Oh, Rosie, I'm... 1208 01:16:38,552 --> 01:16:40,470 (♪ Fuck You: Lily Allen) 1209 01:16:45,393 --> 01:16:47,352 (CAR ALARM BEEPS) 1210 01:16:50,564 --> 01:16:53,358 Rosie! Rosie? What are you going to say? 1211 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:03,952 Fuck! 1212 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:05,662 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 1213 01:17:07,081 --> 01:17:08,290 (GROANS) 1214 01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:30,687 (GRUNTS) 1215 01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:09,642 "Rosie, 1216 01:18:10,269 --> 01:18:13,438 "you deserve someone who loves you with every beat of his heart. 1217 01:18:13,773 --> 01:18:16,024 "Someone who will always be there for you, 1218 01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:19,194 "and who will love every part of you, especially your flaws. 1219 01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:22,489 "I know Katie needs her dad. I don't want to intrude. 1220 01:18:22,573 --> 01:18:24,741 "So if this is all wrong, just ignore it 1221 01:18:25,076 --> 01:18:26,826 "and I promise I'll never broach the subject again. 1222 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:30,622 "Greg's not the man for you, Rosie. 1223 01:18:31,248 --> 01:18:33,583 "Twice I've let you slip through my fingers. 1224 01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:36,169 "Let's stop being afraid and take the chance. 1225 01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:38,463 "I know now I can make you happy. 1226 01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:40,173 "Call me if you feel the same way. 1227 01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:42,675 "Love, Alex." 1228 01:18:54,939 --> 01:18:56,189 (CHIMING) 1229 01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:23,716 (BEEPING) 1230 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:29,347 Bethany? 1231 01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:31,599 What are you doing there? 1232 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:33,643 I live here now. I moved in. 1233 01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:36,855 Look who it is, Mr Schnuffs! 1234 01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:38,189 Mr Schnuffs? 1235 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:40,066 Rosie? 1236 01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:45,697 Uh... 1237 01:19:49,743 --> 01:19:51,786 Hey... Baby, that thing we were talking about earlier. 1238 01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,746 ALEX: Yeah. BETHANY: Ask her now. 1239 01:19:53,873 --> 01:19:55,957 - Schnuffie... - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1240 01:19:57,501 --> 01:19:58,710 Um... 1241 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:01,754 Bethany and me, 1242 01:20:02,173 --> 01:20:05,258 Uh, we thought, why hang around, you know, 1243 01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:08,845 um, so, she started organising the whole thing, 1244 01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:12,474 but then Phil said no, so your name came up, obviously. 1245 01:20:12,933 --> 01:20:14,100 (SCOFFS) 1246 01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:15,894 We're getting married! 1247 01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:18,146 The wedding's next week. 1248 01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:21,483 It's fast, but we need to fit it in before New York Fashion Week. 1249 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:23,776 And you have to be our best man! 1250 01:20:24,028 --> 01:20:26,237 I mean, you are a girl but... Right? 1251 01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:28,865 This is all because of you, Rosie. You told me to come here. 1252 01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:31,868 It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you! Thank you! 1253 01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:33,536 Hmm. 1254 01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:38,791 RUBY: It is so great having you as a friend. 1255 01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:40,502 I mean, every time something goes wrong in my life, 1256 01:20:40,586 --> 01:20:41,794 all I got to do is look at yours 1257 01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:43,796 and it puts everything into perspective. 1258 01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:46,799 He proposed to her on a boat. (SNIFFLES) 1259 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:50,428 It's like Kate and Leonardo in that scene on the deck. 1260 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:52,430 - The Titanic. - Mm-hmm. 1261 01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:54,432 How appropriate. 1262 01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:56,851 Look, Alex is yours, he always has been. 1263 01:20:56,936 --> 01:20:58,770 This is just proof of ownership. 1264 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,813 He wrote that months ago! 1265 01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:04,526 - And anyway he's my best friend! - No! 1266 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:07,820 I'm your best friend! Get it yet? 1267 01:21:08,948 --> 01:21:10,615 We just keep missing each other. 1268 01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:13,910 Maybe we're just not meant to be. 1269 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,704 (GROANS) Right. Let me just try and explain this 1270 01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:17,956 in a language you might understand. 1271 01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:19,249 (SNIFFLES) 1272 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,833 Ship. Iceberg. 1273 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:22,835 Ship hits iceberg. 1274 01:21:22,836 --> 01:21:26,172 Mayhem, horror, ocean of ice 1275 01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:29,300 and then Alex on the last lifeboat. 1276 01:21:29,593 --> 01:21:31,427 One space left. Is it Bethany? 1277 01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:34,264 Or Rosie? 1278 01:21:35,849 --> 01:21:37,267 Who's it going to be? 1279 01:21:40,104 --> 01:21:41,187 (GRUNTS) 1280 01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:42,772 What? You're immigrating now? 1281 01:21:42,856 --> 01:21:44,983 Less time, more outfits. You're paying excess. 1282 01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:46,859 What's this? A school outing? 1283 01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:49,821 I couldn't leave her behind and wherever Katie goes, Toby goes. 1284 01:21:49,905 --> 01:21:51,906 Oh, are you two an item now? 1285 01:21:52,116 --> 01:21:53,866 - No way. We're friends. - No way. We're friends. 1286 01:21:53,867 --> 01:21:55,285 God give me strength. 1287 01:21:55,369 --> 01:21:56,995 - Well, come on, we're really late. - Relax. 1288 01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:58,871 I hate arriving early, 1289 01:21:58,872 --> 01:22:01,332 and besides, we have a five or six hour cushion on the other side. 1290 01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:11,134 - Um, sorry, what's going on? - Volcanic ash. 1291 01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:12,343 I need to go to Boston! 1292 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:14,804 I'm afraid it's a five to six hour delay. 1293 01:22:14,888 --> 01:22:15,888 Sir, I understand your frustration... 1294 01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:17,599 I think your cushion just burst. 1295 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,193 Slow down! I'm not wearing a sports bra! 1296 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:31,321 OK, you guys, get your stuff! 1297 01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:32,905 Katie move it! 1298 01:22:32,906 --> 01:22:34,032 I'm coming, I'm coming! 1299 01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:35,450 ROSIE: Ruby, come on! 1300 01:22:35,618 --> 01:22:36,826 KATIE: Mum! 1301 01:22:40,331 --> 01:22:41,873 And you thought the flight was rough. 1302 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:45,918 You'll have to get dressed in the van! We are so late! 1303 01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:51,716 (HONKING) 1304 01:22:51,842 --> 01:22:52,842 Excuse me? 1305 01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:54,218 You get everything the wrong way round over here. 1306 01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:55,928 - And you are? - Ruby. 1307 01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:56,929 A pleasure to meet you, Ruby. 1308 01:22:57,139 --> 01:22:58,139 Likewise. 1309 01:22:58,223 --> 01:22:59,557 Will you marry me? 1310 01:22:59,642 --> 01:23:00,642 Yeah. 1311 01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:03,686 What? That's not... That's not fair! 1312 01:23:03,771 --> 01:23:05,855 That's not... It can't be that easy, it's not... 1313 01:23:17,493 --> 01:23:19,952 I think she wants all the women around her to look fat. 1314 01:23:19,953 --> 01:23:21,663 Well, it works. 1315 01:23:22,915 --> 01:23:24,165 (PANTING) 1316 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,250 - (WEDDING SONG PLAYING) - (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1317 01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:28,961 (CLAPPING) 1318 01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:38,554 No, no, you don't know how hard it is. 1319 01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:40,973 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1320 01:24:00,411 --> 01:24:01,994 ROSIE: Final word of warning. 1321 01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:05,206 Alex can hold his drink to an almost lethal degree, 1322 01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:06,999 as I discovered on my 18th birthday, 1323 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,336 when he decided a night of tequila slammers was the way to go. 1324 01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:12,004 - (GUESTS LAUGHING) - Whoo! 1325 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,966 Well, you know when people say that they were so drunk, 1326 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,259 that the whole night is a blank 1327 01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:19,011 and you always go, "No way, not possible." 1328 01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:22,265 Well, believe me, it's possible. 1329 01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:23,391 (GUESTS LAUGHING) 1330 01:24:34,194 --> 01:24:35,653 Choosing a... 1331 01:24:36,572 --> 01:24:39,782 Choosing the person that you want to share your life with 1332 01:24:41,118 --> 01:24:46,038 is one of the most important decisions any of us makes, 1333 01:24:47,207 --> 01:24:48,583 ever. 1334 01:24:50,294 --> 01:24:52,378 Because when it's wrong, 1335 01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:54,756 it turns your life to grey. 1336 01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:56,966 And sometimes... 1337 01:24:57,050 --> 01:25:00,011 Sometimes you don't even notice 1338 01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:01,888 until you wake up one morning 1339 01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:04,432 and realise years have gone by. 1340 01:25:06,185 --> 01:25:08,060 We both know about that one, Alex. 1341 01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:15,526 Your friendship has brought glorious Technicolor to my life. 1342 01:25:16,487 --> 01:25:19,071 It's been there even in the darkest of times. 1343 01:25:19,656 --> 01:25:22,575 And I am the luckiest person alive for that gift. 1344 01:25:25,579 --> 01:25:27,163 I hope I didn't take it for granted. 1345 01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:30,082 I think maybe I did. 1346 01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:33,085 Because sometimes you don't see 1347 01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:35,254 that the best thing that's ever happened to you 1348 01:25:35,339 --> 01:25:38,090 is sitting there, right under your nose. 1349 01:25:40,093 --> 01:25:41,969 But that's fine, too. 1350 01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:44,514 It really is. 1351 01:25:45,516 --> 01:25:47,350 Because I've realised that 1352 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:51,312 no matter where you are 1353 01:25:52,898 --> 01:25:55,650 or what you're doing, or who you're with, 1354 01:25:58,111 --> 01:25:59,695 I will always 1355 01:26:01,198 --> 01:26:04,116 honestly, truly, 1356 01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:07,829 completely love you. 1357 01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:13,292 (INDISTINCT MURMURS) 1358 01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:23,219 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 1359 01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:28,474 Like a sister loves a brother 1360 01:26:29,601 --> 01:26:31,602 and a friend loves a friend. 1361 01:26:33,897 --> 01:26:36,732 I'll always stand guard over your dreams, Alex. 1362 01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:41,153 No matter how weird or twisted they get. 1363 01:26:46,702 --> 01:26:49,161 So, please, everybody, 1364 01:26:49,872 --> 01:26:51,622 join me in a toast. 1365 01:26:51,999 --> 01:26:54,584 To the bride and groom. 1366 01:26:55,586 --> 01:26:57,420 ALL: To the bride and groom! 1367 01:26:58,463 --> 01:27:00,047 (♪ Classical music on stereo) 1368 01:27:07,973 --> 01:27:09,348 RUBY: Come on, show me what you've got! 1369 01:27:09,683 --> 01:27:11,100 No, please! Well, OK then! 1370 01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:12,184 - (GASPS) - Ready? 1371 01:27:12,311 --> 01:27:14,437 Here we go. You like it? 1372 01:27:23,655 --> 01:27:25,197 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1373 01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:36,500 (CRYING) 1374 01:27:51,642 --> 01:27:52,642 (GASPS) 1375 01:27:54,436 --> 01:27:56,062 Baby, baby, what's up? 1376 01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:00,107 (HUFFS) 1377 01:28:03,236 --> 01:28:04,445 Katie? 1378 01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:09,075 - Katie just... - She just went through here! 1379 01:28:09,910 --> 01:28:10,993 Katie? 1380 01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:13,204 KATIE: Mum? 1381 01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:14,789 (SIGHS) 1382 01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:16,874 What are you doing out here? 1383 01:28:20,587 --> 01:28:21,754 Huh? 1384 01:28:22,464 --> 01:28:24,256 KATIE: Toby kissed me, Mum. 1385 01:28:24,257 --> 01:28:25,424 ROSIE: Oh. 1386 01:28:26,551 --> 01:28:28,552 Is that such a bad thing? 1387 01:28:29,262 --> 01:28:30,304 Of course it is. 1388 01:28:32,265 --> 01:28:34,141 Hey. Look, I... 1389 01:28:34,393 --> 01:28:37,311 I was watching you two tonight. You're good together. 1390 01:28:38,271 --> 01:28:39,814 You're a team. 1391 01:28:40,107 --> 01:28:41,273 KATIE: Don't you get it? 1392 01:28:42,275 --> 01:28:44,443 It would be like you two kissing or something. 1393 01:28:45,278 --> 01:28:47,279 I'll just tell him to forget the whole thing. 1394 01:28:50,283 --> 01:28:51,534 Katie, that... 1395 01:28:52,369 --> 01:28:53,452 That would be a big mistake. 1396 01:28:55,288 --> 01:28:56,914 Look, if you reject him now, 1397 01:28:57,082 --> 01:28:59,834 he's gonna make it his life's mission to go out there 1398 01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:02,211 and meet the most perfect, beautiful girl in the world 1399 01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:03,796 just to try and get over you. 1400 01:29:05,966 --> 01:29:08,759 And he'll end up marrying this other woman 1401 01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:11,095 and spending the rest of his life with her. 1402 01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:14,849 And you know, he'll tell himself that she's perfect and... 1403 01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:20,187 He really must be happy, (CHUCKLES) 1404 01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:24,692 but she won't be you, you know? 1405 01:29:26,153 --> 01:29:28,195 But you two never actually kissed? 1406 01:29:29,072 --> 01:29:30,448 - Did you? - Of course not. 1407 01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:34,368 (DOOR OPENS) 1408 01:29:35,579 --> 01:29:37,163 TOBY: Katie? 1409 01:29:37,247 --> 01:29:38,414 KATIE: Toby! 1410 01:29:39,041 --> 01:29:42,376 I'm really sorry. Let's just pretend it never happened... 1411 01:29:51,136 --> 01:29:52,344 Alex? 1412 01:29:55,015 --> 01:29:56,223 (CHUCKLES) 1413 01:29:58,351 --> 01:30:03,397 I only realised, uh, tonight that you forgot. 1414 01:30:06,985 --> 01:30:08,736 Your 18th birthday, 1415 01:30:08,820 --> 01:30:12,448 about five tequila slammers in, I think, 1416 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:18,329 before you fell off the stool... 1417 01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:25,377 So that's why you took Bethany to the dance. 1418 01:30:31,176 --> 01:30:32,802 And you went with Greg. 1419 01:30:37,224 --> 01:30:39,016 (AEROPLANE PASSING OVERHEAD) 1420 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,894 Well, bye. 1421 01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:43,437 OK. 1422 01:30:51,238 --> 01:30:52,530 (WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY ON PA) 1423 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:56,200 (♪ Pop music) 1424 01:30:58,036 --> 01:30:59,161 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1425 01:31:13,885 --> 01:31:15,261 (GRUNTS) 1426 01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:29,150 (ALL LAUGHING) 1427 01:31:41,037 --> 01:31:42,663 ALL: Cheers! 1428 01:31:43,915 --> 01:31:45,457 (ALL LAUGHING) 1429 01:31:48,461 --> 01:31:49,795 RUBY: It's so nice. 1430 01:31:50,922 --> 01:31:52,548 Your own hotel, darling. 1431 01:31:52,632 --> 01:31:54,508 Your father would be so proud of you. 1432 01:31:59,890 --> 01:32:01,473 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1433 01:32:09,357 --> 01:32:12,443 Babe! Babe! We've got a visitor! 1434 01:32:14,738 --> 01:32:15,738 (SQUEALING) 1435 01:32:22,829 --> 01:32:24,246 Do you have a room? 1436 01:32:25,498 --> 01:32:26,957 Yes, of course. 1437 01:32:27,083 --> 01:32:29,084 A single, for one night. 1438 01:32:29,836 --> 01:32:30,961 (SIGHS) 1439 01:32:31,755 --> 01:32:34,506 Welcome! You are our first guest. 1440 01:32:46,353 --> 01:32:47,895 Have we met before? 1441 01:32:50,899 --> 01:32:53,025 The condom came off inside my vagina 1442 01:32:53,109 --> 01:32:55,236 and at present I'm unable to locate it! 1443 01:32:55,528 --> 01:32:56,779 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 1444 01:32:59,115 --> 01:33:00,366 I don't think so. 1445 01:33:01,034 --> 01:33:03,535 Ruby, would you please see our guest upstairs to his room? 1446 01:33:03,787 --> 01:33:04,870 Of course. 1447 01:33:05,205 --> 01:33:06,288 And free champagne! 1448 01:33:06,831 --> 01:33:08,749 All right, follow me and then... 1449 01:33:11,253 --> 01:33:13,337 Yeah, a brand new bed, and... 1450 01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:15,339 It's massive and you get to see the sea. 1451 01:33:15,507 --> 01:33:16,840 And it's... It's really pretty. 1452 01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:18,550 You'll love it. You'll love it. 1453 01:33:48,581 --> 01:33:49,581 Uh... 1454 01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:50,708 Hi. 1455 01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:53,252 Hi... 1456 01:33:56,923 --> 01:33:58,048 Uh... 1457 01:34:04,597 --> 01:34:05,597 Hey, guys! 1458 01:34:06,141 --> 01:34:07,725 KATIE: No, I want to see him! PHIL: Come on, out. No, out. 1459 01:34:07,809 --> 01:34:08,851 I said out! Come on, out, out, out! 1460 01:34:09,311 --> 01:34:10,894 - KATIE: No, but I... - (LAUGHING) 1461 01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:16,442 Um... 1462 01:34:16,985 --> 01:34:18,402 So, I, uh... 1463 01:34:18,611 --> 01:34:20,487 I guess I need a room. 1464 01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:22,781 Any baggage? 1465 01:34:24,576 --> 01:34:25,784 No. 1466 01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:28,329 I left it behind. 1467 01:34:29,706 --> 01:34:30,873 So your wife... 1468 01:34:32,083 --> 01:34:33,625 Won't be joining me. 1469 01:34:36,629 --> 01:34:38,630 We both knew it wasn't right. 1470 01:34:42,469 --> 01:34:44,178 Sea view or garden view? 1471 01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:46,764 I... (GULPS) recommend the sea. 1472 01:34:50,268 --> 01:34:51,643 Um, sea it is. 1473 01:34:54,230 --> 01:34:56,690 One room with sea view. 1474 01:34:57,650 --> 01:35:00,652 Um, Ruby would you mind showing our guest upstairs 1475 01:35:00,653 --> 01:35:02,654 to his room? Please. 1476 01:35:03,531 --> 01:35:07,034 Sorry, chief, but I'm really busy doing the files right now. 1477 01:35:10,955 --> 01:35:12,956 Um, please, follow me. 1478 01:35:14,959 --> 01:35:16,085 (CHUCKLES) 1479 01:35:16,753 --> 01:35:17,753 (CHUCKLES) 1480 01:35:18,963 --> 01:35:22,841 So, I had this weird dream on the plane over... 1481 01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:25,135 Let me guess, you were a clip on the seatbelts? 1482 01:35:25,220 --> 01:35:26,303 - (CHUCKLES) - No, I know, 1483 01:35:26,388 --> 01:35:28,680 you were, um, a valve in those annoying fans 1484 01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:30,682 that blow cold air on you? I can never turn those things off. 1485 01:35:36,231 --> 01:35:37,564 No. 1486 01:35:40,485 --> 01:35:41,693 No, uh... 1487 01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:46,698 I was me. 1488 01:35:48,660 --> 01:35:50,744 And you were you, 1489 01:35:52,705 --> 01:35:55,707 standing where you are right now, perfect. 1490 01:35:59,712 --> 01:36:03,966 And I took you in my arms, in a manly kind of way. 1491 01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:05,467 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1492 01:36:05,593 --> 01:36:06,760 Like this. 1493 01:36:07,804 --> 01:36:09,388 And said, 1494 01:36:12,475 --> 01:36:16,437 "Rosie Dunne, can I take you to the dance?" 1495 01:36:18,481 --> 01:36:19,481 (CHUCKLES) 1496 01:36:20,733 --> 01:36:22,151 Better late than never. 1497 01:36:22,360 --> 01:36:23,652 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1498 01:36:41,337 --> 01:36:42,337 (GIGGLES) 1499 01:37:09,908 --> 01:37:10,908 (LAUGHING)