1 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,362 Ready? Okay! 2 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:28,040 Two and two, menu. Brian, 22, immediately. 3 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:32,211 Guillermo! Guillermo! Two pigeons! Right away! 4 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,755 Very important table right here. 5 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,806 Give me two-grain. 6 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,183 I'll take that polenta. 7 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,395 -This is the one I'm waiting for. -Yes, sir. 8 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:53,232 I need that special meat now. Pastry, get ready. It's coming at you. 9 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:57,153 -I'll kill your family if this isn't perfect. -Yes, sir. 10 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,882 I'm writing it up as... 11 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,383 ...inventive... 12 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,094 ...and confident. 13 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,436 Oh, by the way, did the chap from Newsday ever call? 14 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,563 I'll check my machine. 15 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,148 Is this a real interview... 16 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,901 ...or just some cute guy you're setting me up with? 17 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:40,279 I don't send many anymore. You don't know what to do with them. 18 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:44,533 Hey, it's Michael. Jules, it must be months, huh? 19 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,869 So I can't wait to talk to you. 20 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:50,456 I'm in Chicago at the Drake Hotel. 21 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:54,502 Okay, well, call me, 4 in the morning, whenever. We gotta talk. Bye. 22 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,963 Who called? Man of the moment? 23 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,631 No, the opposite. 24 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:02,635 It's my Michael. Michael O'Neal. Sounds desperate to talk to me. 25 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:06,013 Oh, the wandering sports writer. Remind me about that one. 26 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,723 Sophomore year at Brown... 27 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,393 -...we had this one hot month. -One hot month. 28 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,603 Yes. But of course, you know me. 29 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,272 I got restless. 30 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,818 So I get up the nerve to break his heart... 31 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,153 ...and he gives me this look... 32 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,657 ...and says, "I wanna cry because... 33 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:27,368 ...I'm losing the best friend I ever had." 34 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:31,163 And at that moment I knew I felt the same way. 35 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:35,751 So I cried for maybe the third time in my entire life... 36 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,378 ...kissed him... 37 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:40,506 ...and we've been best friends ever since. 38 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,051 We've seen each other through everything: 39 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,638 Losing jobs... 40 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,141 ...losing parents, losing lovers. 41 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:52,393 We've travelled all over. 42 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,521 Best times of my life, maybe. 43 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,274 Drinking and talking. 44 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:02,194 -Even if it's just over the phone. -Go on. This is so moving. 45 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,947 -Kindred spirits? -No, he's nothing like me. 46 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,034 He's like you, actually, only straight. 47 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:12,079 I remember this one night in Tucson, six years ago. 48 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,041 He takes a razor out of this tiny little kit... 49 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:19,086 ...cuts his finger, takes my hand, does the same to me. 50 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:22,882 He says, "Swear when we're 28, if we've never married... 51 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,425 ...we marry each other." 52 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:30,139 We never talked about it again. I don't know what made me think of that. 53 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,684 You're about to be 28 in three weeks, right? 54 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,021 How old's he? 55 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,523 You think? 56 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,401 Desperate to talk. 57 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:52,203 -No. -Cheers. 58 00:06:56,666 --> 00:07:00,336 Hey, it's Michael. Jules, it must be months, huh? 59 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:04,340 I can't wait to talk to you. I'm in Chicago at the Drake Hotel. 60 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:08,511 Okay, well, call me, 4 in the morning, whenever. We gotta talk. Bye. 61 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,975 Good evening, the Drake Hotel. 62 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,604 Yes. I'm calling for Mike O'Neal. It's late, so I'd like to leave-- 63 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,397 One moment, please. 64 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:23,943 Hello? 65 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:29,198 Hello, you've been enrolled in the Obscene Caller of the Month Club. 66 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,284 Hey, beautiful, it's so great to hear your voice. 67 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:35,454 I miss you. I've been calling you for over a month. 68 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,206 I've been on a book tour. 69 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,459 -I figured you're out of town. -My machine eats my messages. 70 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,045 Or you're averaging 30 days to return a call. 71 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,380 It's less when it's you. 72 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:47,591 I have to ask you something incredibly important... 73 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,885 ...and if you turn me down, I don't know-- 74 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:53,139 If I could just tell you one thing first. 75 00:07:57,102 --> 00:08:02,106 This is probably going to hand you the biggest laugh of your adult life. 76 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:06,318 But I was thinking about you and I remembered this... 77 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:09,738 ...unbelievably insane night we spent in Tucson... 78 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:14,410 ...I don't know, a thousand years ago, and you probably won't remember-- 79 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:17,746 Are you kidding? I think about that night all the time. 80 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,415 You do? 81 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,917 But it's not why I called. 82 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,670 It's not. 83 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,298 I called because I met someone. 84 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:34,054 That's great, that's great, because you haven't really... 85 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:37,183 ...seen anybody, have you, since dingbat Jenny Lee? 86 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:41,729 No, you don't understand. I've never felt this way about anybody. 87 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,023 And she's all wrong for me. 88 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,608 There's a good start. 89 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:49,236 Kim's a junior at the University of Chicago. She's 20. 90 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:52,781 You'll love her. She's beautiful. Her dad's a billionaire. 91 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,034 Owns the White Sox and a cable empire. 92 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:59,079 You know I've always been uncomfortable around rich people. 93 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,123 But they're not like that. 94 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,877 They're such wonderful people, really. Salt of the earth. 95 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,005 So you've met her parents? 96 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,465 Yeah. 97 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,093 Jules, we're getting married this Sunday. 98 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,430 Hello? 99 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,849 -Michael. Michael-- -Hello? 100 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,100 Michael. 101 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:24,063 It's Wednesday night. How can you possibly get married on Sunday? 102 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:27,399 It all starts tomorrow. It's one of these four-day weddings... 103 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,485 ...with all the traditional events... 104 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:33,072 ...and 10 million people flying in from all over the world. 105 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:37,243 But aren't you working this weekend? I mean, is that responsible? 106 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:42,915 Sox are at home. Sports is letting me do a profile on Frank Thomas-- 107 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:47,836 Wait, what do you mean, irresponsible? Taking off a weekend to get married? 108 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,799 Jules, I'm scared. 109 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:56,595 -Maybe we should talk about this. -I need you. 110 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,808 You can't come and hold my hand, I'll never get through this. 111 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,643 Please come. 112 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,145 -Please. -Well-- 113 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:08,274 Oh, man, I can't wait for you to meet her. 114 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:14,154 Let's have a drink. Take a later flight. 115 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,614 No, I'm a busy girl. 116 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:20,077 I have exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella... 117 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,288 ...and I haven't one clue how to do it. 118 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,874 -He adored me for nine goddamn years. -I can see why. 119 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,669 She has known him for what, like, five seconds? 120 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:32,339 She's got billions of dollars, plus she's apparently perfect. 121 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:36,427 So don't go feeling all sorry for Miss Pre-Teen Illinois. 122 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,806 I can't lose him, George. 123 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,683 I'm gonna bring him back. 124 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,617 Hey, there you are! 125 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,209 -Over here! Jim! -Hi! 126 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,904 -Can you believe I'm gonna do this? -Not hardly. 127 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,214 This just makes everything so perfect. 128 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:59,843 Since I've met Michael, all I've heard is Julianne this and Julianne that. 129 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,679 I've never had a sister. 130 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:14,024 -I have a monstrous favor to ask you. -Excuse me? 131 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:19,655 My best friend shattered her pelvis dancing in Abilene over spring break. 132 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,448 Be my maid of honor? 133 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,866 What? 134 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,537 Can you promote a bridesmaid... 135 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,164 ...or someone you've known at least 45 minutes? 136 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:32,584 My bridesmaids are my only two female relatives under 40. 137 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:36,672 Debutante sisters from Nashville who are basically vengeful sluts. 138 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,173 Oh, my exit! 139 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:43,429 So this means I have four days to make you my new best friend. 140 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,391 It's time for you to force yourself to get personal. 141 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,073 -Do you like the color? -It's beautiful. 142 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,950 -Isn't it perfect? -Absolutely. 143 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,287 This will be tighter. You don't want those things to fall out. 144 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,415 -No, it's beautiful. -I'm not hurting you, okay? 145 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:16,295 I don't want her to trip, so I'm going to take this up a tiny bit. 146 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,465 Would you rather the daffodil? 147 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:24,553 I thought the bridesmaids all wore the same dress. 148 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,724 Not you. You wouldn't be comfortable unless you were distinctive. 149 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,312 What else did he tell you? 150 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,273 You hate weddings. You never go. 151 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:39,735 You're not up for anything conventional... 152 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:43,489 ...or anything that's assumed to be a female priority... 153 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:48,076 ...including marriage, romance or even-- 154 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,953 Love? 155 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,958 Michael and I were a wrong fit right from the start. 156 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,835 He said that too. 157 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,632 Well, I thought I was like you. And proud to be. 158 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:05,135 Till I met rumpled, smelly old Michael. 159 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,972 Then I became a sentimental schmuck like those flighty nitwits... 160 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,807 ...I'd always pitied. 161 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,893 It's funny, huh? 162 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,272 Yeah. I need a cigarette. 163 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,950 George, how do you think I feel? 164 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,619 All she does is talk about their future... 165 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,205 ...and she's just so bright-eyed and dreamy-- 166 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,582 For God's sake, pull yourself together. 167 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,918 I don't know if I can do it. 168 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,963 -Hi. Hi. -Want me to turn around or something? 169 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,297 Yes. 170 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,634 Not the person I was expecting. 171 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,807 I've seen you a lot more naked than that. 172 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,435 Well, things are-- 173 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,480 Things are different now. 174 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:03,944 Yeah. I guess so. 175 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,118 You look really good... 176 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,996 ...without your clothes on. 177 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,920 Jules! 178 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,631 George... 179 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,134 ...she's toast. 180 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,519 So the honeymoon is where, exactly? 181 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:41,773 Well, it depends. If San Antonio sweeps Sacramento, we could start there. 182 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,484 Or Phoenix. Or depending on the Indiana game-- 183 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:45,944 Garden spots, all. 184 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,031 A swing of 40 degrees represents a packing challenge... 185 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,826 ...but there's fine food and cocktails at a choice of Embassy Suites. 186 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:55,287 It's his career. I'm supportive. 187 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,164 Look, I've been everywhere. 188 00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:01,293 I wanna be with the man I love. That's what makes it a honeymoon. 189 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,629 I'm just saying he's lucky. 190 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,257 It takes a rare woman to put up with his array of shit. 191 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,510 That guy is a one-man festival of idiosyncratic-- 192 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,180 You've been introduced to the symphonic range-- 193 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,475 Of his snoring? Yeah. He says it's worse than ever. 194 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,769 -You know that snarfle one? -Oh, yeah. 195 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:25,734 Now it's kind of got, like, this phlegm-rattling thing behind it. 196 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,660 Guess what? Earplugs work. 197 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,788 -What about--? -Cigars in bed? I broke him of that. 198 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,707 The bathroom's a swamp. He wears Reeboks to dinner. 199 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:44,503 He likes action movies. He reads over my shoulder. 200 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,463 He loves karaoke bars... 201 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,799 -...and I can't carry a tune. -Really? 202 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,259 He sucks soup through his front teeth. 203 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,136 That's a trademark move. 204 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,680 Don't touch that one. 205 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,642 But he sure can kiss. 206 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,773 You know, it's been a while. I'm just gonna take your word on that. 207 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,949 After two weeks of cataloguing all of his faults... 208 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,619 ...I made a command decision that changed my life. 209 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,167 I threw the list away. 210 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:28,588 He's not a balance sheet, he's Michael. Loving him means loving all of him. 211 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,382 You get nervous in small spaces? 212 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:34,010 It's sweet that you're protective, but nothing ever could... 213 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,263 ...give me pause about this marriage. 214 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,766 -You get hysterical in small-- -Except one. 215 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,894 You. 216 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:47,107 You'll always be in his mind. This perfect creature he loved for years. 217 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,025 Perfection can get wearing. 218 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,070 I'm serious. I had to face my competitive drives... 219 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,489 ...and believe me, I've got them. 220 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:58,368 Am I gonna be jealous forever? Our paths will keep crossing. 221 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,912 -Space. Of course. -He'll always talk about you. 222 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,708 -It's only natural. -And the answer was so simple. 223 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,918 I was gonna predict that. 224 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:08,920 You win. 225 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,508 I've missed a step. 226 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,595 He's got you on a pedestal... 227 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,556 ...and me in his arms. 228 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:31,401 My God. It's the bride and the woman she'll never live up to. 229 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,819 Are you okay, honey? 230 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,154 -Yes. -So sorry. 231 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,740 She say the wrong thing? That's so her! 232 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,075 -I'm Julianne. -We're the vengeful sluts. 233 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,077 You can just call us eager. 234 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,956 Have you sized up the groomsmen? As M of H, you get first pick. 235 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,376 Don't pick the short, hairy fat one. He's mine. 236 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,711 Kimmy's a virgin. 237 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,130 -Is this Michael's Julianne? -Yes. 238 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,466 I'm Isabelle Wallace... 239 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:58,637 ...and my handsome new son scarcely did you justice, girl. 240 00:18:58,846 --> 00:18:59,888 Now... 241 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:04,184 ...I'm to scoot you to the ballpark so you can hang with Michael. 242 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,437 But first you have to meet a lot of really old women. 243 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,690 That is, if you've absorbed enough profanity. 244 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,069 One! One strike! 245 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,165 Which of you gents ordered a beer? 246 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:31,711 -Let me help you. -You unwittingly imply I'm clumsy. 247 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,964 I confused you with someone I knew. 248 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,842 Julianne, Hank and Eric from Sport magazine. 249 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,885 -Hello. -They kindly gave me a job. 250 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,929 -Hi there. -How do you do? 251 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,808 And this is Walter, my father-in-law. 252 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,102 Future father-in-law. 253 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,687 Thank you. 254 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,481 If he gives you any grief, you come and see me. 255 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,693 And this guy you know. 256 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,820 Papa Joe. 257 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,950 I told him he should make you best man but he had to go with his brother. 258 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,829 Best-looking guy in any room. Great to see you! 259 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,873 -All right. -Hey, that'll do. 260 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,833 Scotty. Scotty, that'll do. 261 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,126 Sorry. 262 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:16,381 Remember, it is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor. 263 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,634 Dance. You can't dance. 264 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:24,514 -When did you learn to dance? -I've got moves you've never seen. 265 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,851 You're an impostor. 266 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,563 What did you do with my best friend? 267 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,774 I'm still your best friend. 268 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,861 You just haven't seen me for a while. 269 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:46,912 All I'm saying is that some people might find perfection boring... 270 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,455 ...day after day. 271 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,208 See, that's what I thought. How can you like someone that perfect? 272 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,587 No potential for long-range likeability. 273 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,299 But then, she does have a few good traits. 274 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,051 Such as? 275 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,719 They got him. 276 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,347 When I hug her... 277 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,892 ...even in public, I don't have to let go right away. 278 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,519 She lets me hold her as long as I want. 279 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,231 What? 280 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,691 Nothing. 281 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,693 Yeah, I forgot. 282 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:23,698 You and that yucky love stuff. You get like that when it gets sentimental. 283 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,575 I do not. 284 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,410 Okay. 285 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,330 Well, when we were-- When you and I were-- 286 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,540 -When we were-- -Together? 287 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,709 Yeah? 288 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,463 Well, did I, when--? 289 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,965 Yes. 290 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,717 Yes, what? 291 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,845 Yes, you pulled away when I tried to hug you in public. 292 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,478 Well, I've changed. 293 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,773 I mean, I'm not the girl that I once was. 294 00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:58,984 Really? 295 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:03,029 Any relationship over two weeks I should know about? 296 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,032 This is not about longevity, Michael. 297 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,535 This is about... 298 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,121 ...being comfortable... 299 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,165 ...with the yucky love stuff. 300 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,753 All right! 301 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,255 And I am. 302 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:38,314 -Karaoke! How'd you find this place? -The doorman told me. 303 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:41,317 And you are singing the song. 304 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:56,666 I didn't realize this was a karaoke bar. 305 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,294 This is so great. My two best girls. 306 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:00,712 You folks thirsty? 307 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,380 -Margarita. -Margarita. 308 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,174 -Blended, no salt. -Straight up. 309 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,925 -And you? -Amstel Light. 310 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,635 Two words for you. 311 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,554 Margarita. 312 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:11,931 Vespa. 313 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:15,518 -Florence. -Yeah! 314 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,314 -Me hanging on in the rain all night. -I love Florence. 315 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,524 And the guy with the thing.... 316 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,195 "Where is my pass?" 317 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,073 -"No, the pier is for fishing!" -"French kissing?" 318 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:32,202 -"Fishing! Fishing!" -You know, I've always loved Florence. 319 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:34,662 You should take her there. 320 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,582 She's perky. She deserves a honeymoon. 321 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,335 -Oh, yeah, well.... -Oh, yeah, well.... 322 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:43,755 If San Antonio sweeps Sacramento? 323 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:45,006 What is that? 324 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,885 You're off the road in September, and when does fall quarter start? 325 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,641 I'm not coming back senior year. 326 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:01,689 Don't architects find a degree sort of... 327 00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:03,358 ...an asset? 328 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:08,029 I travel every week. College ball, motor sports, training camps. 329 00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:11,199 The most important thing is for us to be together. 330 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:14,369 Say, Pinky, I wanna hear you sing. 331 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,079 -No, thank you. -Come on! 332 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,124 No, no, Kimmy hates to sing. She hates it. 333 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,293 Oh, yeah? 334 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,420 -All right, folks. -Michael. 335 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:28,967 My bride-to-be here is about to kick some ass on-- 336 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:32,053 -What? No, it'll be fun! It'll be fun. -No, no, no. 337 00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:35,682 Michael, she doesn't want to. Leave her alone. Come on. 338 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,058 Ladies and gentlemen... 339 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:40,937 ...please give it up for the dazzling vocal stylings of... 340 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,398 ...Miss Kimberly Wallace. 341 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,445 Come on! 342 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:21,311 You suck! 343 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,274 Next! 344 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,492 Shut up! 345 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,850 All right. 346 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,624 All right! All right! 347 00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:08,960 Oh, my God! 348 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,964 That was just terrible. Terrible! 349 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:25,351 -You won't be lonely without us? -Desperately. 350 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,103 Maybe we don't have to go. 351 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,230 Your grandma's dinner? As bride-to-be... 352 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,607 ...she's got you on a technicality. 353 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:33,693 I'd babysit you... 354 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:37,405 ...but my loyalty is to the bride in her time of need. 355 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:41,617 -It's not really a time of need. -Well, okay, if you're sure. 356 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,328 Sure? 357 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,164 I'll stay with Michael if you're sure. 358 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,083 Okay. 359 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,587 -Call me later? -Of course. 360 00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:57,884 Goodbye. 361 00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,594 Have fun! 362 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:13,941 You were pretty shocked when I told you, huh? 363 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,818 Shocked? No. 364 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,823 -A little. -Okay. 365 00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,283 A lot. 366 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,285 I fell off the bed. 367 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:27,705 Well, that explains the thump. 368 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,833 You like her, don't you? 369 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,128 Yeah, I do. 370 00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:38,216 -Well, that's enthusiastic. -Well, I mean, no, she's-- 371 00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:39,467 She's great. 372 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,761 "No, she's great." 373 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:46,265 I mean, seriously can't sing a note. 374 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:47,934 But... 375 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,647 -...to make that kind of sacrifice.... -What? 376 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,692 -Leaving school? -All of it. 377 00:28:56,902 --> 00:29:00,488 Putting her career on hold to follow you around on this dumb job... 378 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:04,659 ...where you travel 52 weeks a year to places like... 379 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:06,536 ...College Station, Texas. 380 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:07,954 Dumb job? 381 00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:10,790 Well, it's not a grown-up job, Michael. 382 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,376 My job never bothered you before. 383 00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:15,878 It doesn't bother me now... 384 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,422 ...but I'm not Kimmy. 385 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:21,509 Her father owns the Sox and cable sports. 386 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,094 Yeah. 387 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,557 I'm just surprised it hasn't come up, that's all. 388 00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:31,185 What "it"? What? 389 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,188 Corner office with a view. 390 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,858 You in a nice blue suit. 391 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,776 Permanent Chicago address... 392 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:42,572 -...somewhat close to Mom and Dad. -No. Never. 393 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:45,199 She would never even think of that. 394 00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:48,744 You don't know her. 395 00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:59,714 -But Michael loves his job. -Sure. 396 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:02,800 Bad games, bad pay, bad towns, bad flights... 397 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:05,344 ...bad hotels, real bad food... 398 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:07,305 ...homeless, rootless, lonely. 399 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:11,726 Your copy makes it in one issue out of four. What's not to love? 400 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,896 Why would he trade all that for running, say... 401 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:19,442 ...a piece of the PR at a powerful complex conglomerate like your dad's? 402 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,695 That's just the sort of thing my father and I discussed. 403 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,739 I'm not surprised. 404 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:30,161 -So do you think he'd really accept? -Michael, a job like that? 405 00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:34,081 It'd be the greatest thing that ever happened to him. 406 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:36,292 Present company excepted. 407 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,585 This is what we do. 408 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:43,299 We make your dad a co-conspirator. Michael does a favor for Walter. 409 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:46,677 Walter's reorganizing his public relations and needs... 410 00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:51,057 ...a brilliant guy that he's close to that he can completely trust. 411 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,976 Then you beg: "Michael, please do this for Daddy. 412 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,688 It's only six months. It would mean so much to me." 413 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,609 He'll see right through it. 414 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,445 Only if he wants to. 415 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:08,282 At the end of six months, he will be... 416 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:09,575 ...happy... 417 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,369 ...settled... 418 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,204 ...successful. 419 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,639 -You look beautiful. -Thank you. 420 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:34,809 -You have a date later or something? -Never can tell. 421 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,189 Remember? 422 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,943 Okay, kid. You're up. 423 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:57,081 Well, it's really my father who needs the favor. 424 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:04,171 You see, he's reorganizing some of the divisions of the company. 425 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:07,717 Public relations is a real problem area for him. 426 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,096 It would only be... 427 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,889 ...six months, maybe. 428 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:16,851 Or three or four. 429 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,769 And you knew about this? 430 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:23,941 Well, I think you ought to listen to her. It's her life too. 431 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:29,572 Well, you gonna tell me that Walter thought this one up? 432 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:33,159 Why don't you start by being honest one second, Kim? 433 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:36,037 I am being honest. 434 00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:39,498 What, all of a sudden I'm supposed to drop out of school? 435 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:43,878 Forget my family, forget my career, forget everything I ever planned for? 436 00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:48,966 Forgive me for screwing up your plans. Glad I heard this before it's too late. 437 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:52,303 -What does that mean? -What about my life? 438 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:55,473 I work in a low-paying, zero-respect job... 439 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,392 ...which, unfortunately, I happen to love. 440 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:04,649 Michael, it sounds like a great opportunity. 441 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:06,609 Does it really? 442 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:10,237 How come you never took some sell-out establishment job? 443 00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:12,490 Because that isn't you. 444 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:15,409 -It's not me either. -If that's how you feel-- 445 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:19,205 Damn straight that's how I feel! Just come out and say it. 446 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:22,708 My job's not good enough. I'm not good enough. 447 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:23,959 I never said that! 448 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:26,962 Yes, you did. 449 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:30,675 Great, Kim. 450 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:33,219 Two days before our wedding you lay this on me... 451 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:35,721 ...and I'm supposed to just roll over and drool. 452 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,723 No. 453 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,978 I'm an insensitive, sexist asshole. You're better off without me. 454 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,356 No, Michael, no! 455 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,233 You're so... 456 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:49,068 ...so right. 457 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:50,569 It was so wrong. 458 00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:53,989 We settled this and I reneged. That just wasn't fair. 459 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:58,452 You must forgive me and forget this ever happened or I'll just die. 460 00:33:58,662 --> 00:33:59,954 Please. 461 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:06,585 I'm sorry. 462 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,963 I'm sorry. 463 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:11,173 -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 464 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:33,654 -George-- -And Werner-- 465 00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:34,905 Are not in. 466 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:36,991 Brevity is the order of the day. 467 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,493 George! Answer this, damn it! 468 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:42,830 I'm in a meltdown here! She double-crossed me! 469 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:46,041 The little twerp groveled. 470 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,418 She's so wrong for him. 471 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,795 Michael and I are the same person: 472 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:52,131 Self-absorbed and vaguely loveable. 473 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,591 We deserve each other. 474 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,510 I'm running out of time and sneaky ideas. 475 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,847 I have come to the end of my rapidly fraying rope. 476 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,309 George, you have got to think of something! 477 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,148 -Coffee, anyone? -Yes. 478 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:12,568 -Black. That would be wonderful. -Decaf. 479 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:20,534 The plane! The plane! 480 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,802 -Good morning, Tattoo. -Good morning, boss. 481 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:42,056 -Oh, isn't it a glorious morning? -I've seen better. 482 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,978 George! 483 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,856 This is very Marcel Marceau. 484 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:55,236 Now, relax. Relax. We don't want your face coming off with it. 485 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,113 What a hideous room. 486 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:02,576 God! Death by minibar. How glamorous, huh? 487 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,999 You flew all the way here. You hate to fly. 488 00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:13,379 I must return tonight for a thing with Werner's family in the Hamptons. 489 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,089 You're butting in. 490 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,885 What I mean when I say she's annoyingly perfect... 491 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:23,097 ...is there's nothing annoying about her perfection. 492 00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:25,683 It is vulnerable and endearing. 493 00:36:25,892 --> 00:36:27,726 And that is annoying as shit. 494 00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:29,603 You like her. 495 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:32,773 If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her. 496 00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:35,442 This is my whole life's happiness. 497 00:36:36,236 --> 00:36:37,862 I have to be ruthless. 498 00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:43,492 He was in love with me for nine years. I can make him happier than she can. 499 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:48,455 I am breaking her heart in the short run but really doing her a favor. 500 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:53,294 She would be so miserable tagging along after this insensitive doofus. 501 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,427 Jules. 502 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,054 Do you really love him... 503 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:08,309 ...or is this just about winning? Seriously. 504 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:14,315 In the beginning, it was mostly... 505 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:18,402 ...this prior claim. He belonged to me. 506 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:24,533 But now, when I'm with him.... 507 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:28,245 He's just so wonderful. 508 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:32,207 How come I never knew that when I could've had him? 509 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:36,795 It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. 510 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,675 George, believe me... 511 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:47,222 ...if he was feeling what I'm feeling, then he would know how it feels. 512 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:48,933 It's horrible. 513 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,185 What? 514 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:54,772 Just tell him you love him. 515 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:58,943 Julianne. Tell him-- 516 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,820 Tell him you've loved him for nine years... 517 00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:04,323 ...but you were afraid of love. 518 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:09,536 Tell him you were afraid of love, afraid of needing. 519 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:12,373 -Needing what? -To belong to someone. 520 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,541 We all are, sweetheart. 521 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,627 I'm sorry about that. 522 00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:18,712 Tell him... 523 00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:23,467 ...this is the worst, cruelest, dumbest moment to do this to him... 524 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:26,637 ...but there it is. He's gotta choose. 525 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:30,599 Tell him the actual truth? 526 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,979 Maybe not the actual truth. 527 00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:36,855 Highlights. 528 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:40,734 George. 529 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,616 -Arms at your sides, please. -Okay. 530 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,964 -Good morning. -Michael, I have to talk to you. 531 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,549 You don't like the suit. 532 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,968 Actually, no. But that's not it. 533 00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:08,345 One thing first, though. Excuse me. 534 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,770 Guard this with your life. 535 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:18,147 What is it? 536 00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:19,565 The ring. 537 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:23,152 -Why are you giving it to me? -I don't trust Scotty with it. 538 00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:24,903 -I don't think I-- -Please. 539 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:27,948 Please, you're practically the best man anyway. 540 00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,284 Here, open it. 541 00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:34,329 She'll like it, won't she? 542 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,292 Yes. 543 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:44,048 -So, what did you wanna talk about? -What? 544 00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:46,717 You wanted to talk to me about something? 545 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:51,013 Yes. Michael... 546 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:54,725 ...we've known each other a long time, right? What, 20 years? 547 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:57,311 -Not that long, but a long time. -Yeah. 548 00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:59,313 And in that time... 549 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:00,898 ...we've grown... 550 00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:04,651 ...close. 551 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,654 Very close. Do you know what I mean by close? 552 00:40:07,864 --> 00:40:10,074 -I think so. -Okay, good. So do I. 553 00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:12,034 So... 554 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:14,661 ...sometimes whe-- 555 00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:17,706 Could you excuse us? 556 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,546 Sometimes... 557 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,007 ...people think... 558 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,760 ...they know how they feel about each other... 559 00:40:29,969 --> 00:40:31,345 ...but they don't... 560 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:34,389 ...until.... 561 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,434 Until they do. 562 00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:40,687 I have a point. 563 00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:43,941 The question is, can I get to it? 564 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:47,778 Whatever it is you have to say can't be that big a deal. 565 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:51,115 Oh, Michael. You know... 566 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:53,117 ..."big deal" is... 567 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:55,452 ...a relative term. 568 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:11,802 Who's that guy? 569 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:17,766 It's George. George. I've told you about George. He's my editor. 570 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:20,144 What's he doing here? You working this weekend? 571 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,812 No. 572 00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:25,524 He's here to be with me. 573 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:26,817 Why? 574 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:32,906 Because he's my friend. He's my good friend. 575 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:36,201 My best friend these days and-- 576 00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:40,998 You've been busy. 577 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,626 So... 578 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,462 ...all of this has been about George? 579 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,235 I'm speechless. 580 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:12,070 -Well, that's Jules. -Yeah. 581 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,947 -Congratulations! -Congratulations! 582 00:42:14,324 --> 00:42:15,449 What? 583 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:20,829 I told him, puppy. If we're engaged, we really shouldn't be ashamed of it. 584 00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:25,709 He's racing back to New York. He came in for a few hours to... 585 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,085 ...to... 586 00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:28,545 ...fuck me. 587 00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:35,010 Takes a few hours. 588 00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:39,598 God. 589 00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:44,686 -Give me your ring. Give it to me! -No. 590 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:48,398 George, when you ask a girl to marry you, you have to give a ring. 591 00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,108 How can you do this to me? 592 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,778 I came all this way to help. You're insane! 593 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,322 Please, for one day find me irresistible. 594 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,083 Stop it! 595 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,296 Is something wrong? 596 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:17,261 I guess it's just the way you've always talked about George. 597 00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:20,681 It always seemed.... 598 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,100 Seemed like.... 599 00:43:23,685 --> 00:43:25,560 It sounded like George was.... 600 00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:29,022 -Gay? -Actually, yes. 601 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,776 Common misconception. 602 00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:37,406 It is, because... 603 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:42,369 ...George likes to pretend that he's gay. 604 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,544 And why would you do that? 605 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:53,880 Oh, I find it attracts women. 606 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:55,340 Indeed, yes. 607 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:56,633 Worked for me. 608 00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,635 Bigtime. 609 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:03,640 Right. 610 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,566 Oh, my God. Race you to the altar. 611 00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:14,943 -Underplay. -Got it. 612 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:17,612 Hey! I'm Jules' fiancé, George. 613 00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:21,950 Just in town for a quick pre-conjugal visit. If you catch my drift? 614 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,452 I do. 615 00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:27,205 -You're gonna humiliate me, right? -Only if I can. 616 00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,875 -Just one thing. Stay away from-- -What?! 617 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:32,836 George! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 618 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:38,175 Oh, my God! I don't know why I'm so carried away! 619 00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:42,304 It's so-- It's so-- I don't-- 620 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,431 Against God's plan? 621 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,392 Oh, no. It's just wonderful! 622 00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:50,228 It's wonderful! 623 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,776 -Mom! -Mom! 624 00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:58,320 Mom! 625 00:44:59,155 --> 00:45:01,740 -What? -You have to meet George. 626 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:04,951 -George. -You must be Kimmy's little sister. 627 00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:07,245 Julianne's fiancé. They're gonna be married. 628 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:08,538 -No. -Yes. 629 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:09,748 What's going on? 630 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:12,667 -She's getting married. -Why didn't you tell us? 631 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,961 -There hadn't been time. -I wanted to. 632 00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:18,465 I wanted to shout it from the rooftops, but Jules said: 633 00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,634 "Pumpkin, no. 634 00:45:20,802 --> 00:45:24,971 This is Kimmy's day. Let's not take the attention away from Kimmy. 635 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:30,352 Dear, sweet, adorable, chocolate-covered Kimmy." 636 00:45:31,187 --> 00:45:33,021 Those were her very words. 637 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:35,899 I think I'm gonna cry. 638 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:37,567 Me too. 639 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:40,737 This is so sweet of you to come to our rehearsal. 640 00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:42,781 I insist you stay on to lunch. 641 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,741 -No! Absolutely-- -Love to. 642 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,744 Love the bag, love the shoes, love everything, love to. 643 00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:50,872 -Thank you. -Darling, what about your flight? 644 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,499 Cancelled. 645 00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:00,340 I can tell you this now... 646 00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:02,509 ...but I was very worried about you. 647 00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:04,094 About me? 648 00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:07,097 All those stories Michael told me were hilarious... 649 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:11,184 ...but all those broken relationships, all those men. 650 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:14,479 It must've hurt dating so much and not finding the right one. 651 00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:18,984 She couldn't sit down for seven years until she met teensy-weensy little me. 652 00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:22,821 All the while, the man of your dreams is right in front of you. 653 00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:27,534 She's talking about me. 654 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:30,245 -George? -Yes, darling. 655 00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:35,041 -How did you and Julianne meet? -George is my editor. 656 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:37,711 But, poopy, we met a long time before that. 657 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,797 Actually, it's a very romantic story. 658 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:43,383 Would you like to tell it, sweet pea? 659 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:46,928 -No, it's private. -Not anymore. 660 00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:50,390 I first met Julianne... 661 00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:53,560 ...in a mental institution. 662 00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:57,230 Julianne was visiting some French chef... 663 00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:01,943 ...she'd sent insane with a bad review. I was there visiting Dionne Warwick. 664 00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:03,361 Dionne Warwick? 665 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:05,780 Well, yes, he thought he was Dionne Warwick. 666 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:07,908 Who is Dionne Warwick? 667 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:11,620 -Sacrilege, darling. -She's Whitney Houston's aunt. 668 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,122 She's very good on the Psychic Friends. 669 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:15,499 Isn’t she? 670 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,969 So there I was with Dionne, whose real name is Jerry... 671 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:30,096 ...having one hell of a sing-song. 672 00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:31,556 Then suddenly... 673 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:35,393 ...breezing through the doors from the electric shock therapy room... 674 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:36,978 ...I saw her. 675 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:38,522 A vision... 676 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:39,814 ...in pink. 677 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:41,775 Pink. 678 00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:43,485 You don't wear pink. 679 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:46,488 She does, Michael. Sometimes she does wear pink. 680 00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:48,406 -George. -You do. 681 00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:49,866 I do. 682 00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:52,160 I said to Dionne: 683 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:55,121 "Dionne, who is this vision? 684 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:59,334 Surely she must be the understudy to some fabulous Broadway star. 685 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:03,338 Look at her skin. Who does her hair?" In that moment, I knew. 686 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:06,383 -We don't all need to know what-- -Yes, we do! 687 00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:11,304 I'm very curious. 688 00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:12,973 They do. 689 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:14,891 I knew... 690 00:48:16,185 --> 00:48:18,603 ...that someday we'd end up like this. 691 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,397 Like some... 692 00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:21,648 ...glittering... 693 00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:25,527 ...Doris Day-Rock Hudson extravaganza. 694 00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:28,572 I said to Dionne: 695 00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:31,825 "Dionne, I'm in love. 696 00:48:32,118 --> 00:48:34,202 Could this siren love me? 697 00:48:34,829 --> 00:48:36,997 Are the gods that kind?" 698 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:40,375 And Dionne turned to me... 699 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,336 ...opened her lovely eyes and said.... 700 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:51,344 What'd she say? 701 00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:37,807 All right. 702 00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:10,024 All right, now! 703 00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:14,863 -Well, heartbreak for you, actually. -You've made your point. 704 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,114 Get on the plane. 705 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:19,200 I'll call at the turn of the century when I've forgiven you. 706 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:21,077 Jules. 707 00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:25,749 -It would've never worked out. -Because it was dishonest. 708 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,417 Different temperaments. 709 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:31,504 Look... 710 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,298 ...tell him you love him. 711 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,176 Bite the bullet. 712 00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:42,849 George. 713 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:49,314 What will he do? 714 00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:00,158 He'll choose Kim. 715 00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,703 You'll stand beside her at the wedding... 716 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:05,830 ...kiss him goodbye... 717 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:07,874 ...and go home. 718 00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:11,628 That's what you came here to do. 719 00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:14,547 So do it. 720 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:34,150 George isn't my fiancé, Michael. 721 00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:38,571 It's been over for ages, but he can't accept it. 722 00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:39,989 I'd... 723 00:52:40,449 --> 00:52:44,702 ...built you up so much I couldn't let him lose face in front of you. 724 00:52:45,371 --> 00:52:50,208 He could never stack up to the one man I measure everyone against. 725 00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:58,758 I don't know, this is strange. 726 00:52:59,969 --> 00:53:02,512 I gotta tell you when you-- 727 00:53:02,721 --> 00:53:05,640 When you told me that you were marrying George... 728 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:10,854 ...I got this really strange.... 729 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,859 You were jealous? 730 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,825 Crazy jealous. 731 00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:27,537 I'm sorry. 732 00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:37,338 Can we, maybe, spend some time alone this afternoon? 733 00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:42,343 Would that be all right? 734 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:58,276 This is built in the art deco style of the 1920s. 735 00:53:59,028 --> 00:54:03,781 In the centre the building is set back for light to come down to the city. 736 00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:14,876 I've been thinking a lot the last couple of days. About us, I mean. 737 00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:17,670 Have you? 738 00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:23,009 There are a lot of memories to choose from. 739 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:24,385 It's more than that. 740 00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:28,181 I mean... 741 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:31,184 ...it's kind of embarrassing to say it this way... 742 00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:35,313 ...but you've sort of been, you know... 743 00:54:35,564 --> 00:54:37,607 ...the woman in my life. 744 00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:42,195 You've been the man in mine. 745 00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:46,199 And I was thinking this could be our last time... 746 00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:49,077 ...alone together, you know? 747 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:54,290 Except for that hot affair we'll have twice a year. 748 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:56,209 Except for that. 749 00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:05,009 I mean... 750 00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:07,637 ...you commit to this wedding... 751 00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:09,764 ...and then... 752 00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:13,726 ...it seems like this momentum... 753 00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:16,062 ...and then you forget you chose it. 754 00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:23,945 You and I didn't-- 755 00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:27,448 I mean, in our relationships with other people... 756 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:32,787 ...we didn't use the word "love" a lot, did we? 757 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:38,501 Kimmy says if you love someone... 758 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:40,294 ...you say it. 759 00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:43,965 You say it right then, out loud. 760 00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:46,384 Otherwise... 761 00:55:46,593 --> 00:55:48,011 ...the moment just.... 762 00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:51,264 -Passes you by. -Passes you by. 763 00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,830 We don't even have a song. 764 00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:18,791 Kimmy and I... 765 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,294 ...we don't have a song. 766 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:24,505 You think that's a bad sign? 767 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,198 Is your dance card filled? 768 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:53,701 I'd have to check. I keep it on PowerBook these days. 769 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,203 Is that right? 770 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,891 Yeah, if you go with a 6-percent dividend. 771 00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:01,144 Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. 772 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,396 -Hi. -Hi. 773 00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:05,314 Michael's not coming? 774 00:58:05,524 --> 00:58:08,276 I said I'd drop you at the stag. He's so busy. 775 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:11,904 -Sort of unofficial best man. -Yes, of course. 776 00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:17,785 Well, Kim said when Michael turned the job down that there was no friction. 777 00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,412 Friction? No. 778 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,164 Good. 779 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:24,500 I haven't caused a problem, have I? 780 00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:27,628 No, you haven't! Well, nobody has. 781 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:31,424 Listen, you're just a little bit early. 782 00:58:31,592 --> 00:58:33,342 I need to make some calls. 783 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:36,179 -Is it possible to use your office? -Of course. 784 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:39,098 -At the end of the hall on the left. -Thank you. 785 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:41,642 Take your time. 786 00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:51,319 E-mail. 787 00:58:55,824 --> 00:58:56,866 New letter. 788 00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:08,002 To Eric Isaacson. 789 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:10,546 Senior Editor... 790 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,841 ...Sport Magazine. 791 00:59:14,635 --> 00:59:16,010 From... 792 00:59:16,511 --> 00:59:18,721 ...Walter Wallace. 793 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:23,517 You can do this. It's easy. Just do it fast, get it over with. 794 00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:25,728 It's like it never happened. 795 00:59:26,855 --> 00:59:28,022 "Eric... 796 00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:30,650 ...I need a favor. 797 00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:32,485 My daughter's... 798 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,987 ...every happiness... 799 00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:36,781 ...is in your hands. 800 00:59:37,282 --> 00:59:40,743 I have offered Mike O'Neal... 801 00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:43,246 ...my new son-in-law... 802 00:59:43,497 --> 00:59:48,334 ...a great opportunity in my company. 803 00:59:48,669 --> 00:59:52,004 To his own detriment... 804 00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:55,633 ...Michael will not accept... 805 00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:57,510 ...our offer... 806 00:59:58,178 --> 01:00:01,889 ...while he works for you. 807 01:00:26,581 --> 01:00:29,959 My daughter joins me in this plea... 808 01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:33,629 ...for your cooperation. 809 01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:35,965 With gratitude... 810 01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:37,758 ...Walter." 811 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:44,181 Why would I send this? He'd get fired. 812 01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:46,726 No. 813 01:00:52,441 --> 01:00:54,066 Save for later. 814 01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:03,409 It's not like I'm sending it. I'm just saving it for a few hours... 815 01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:06,579 ...till we come back here... 816 01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:08,497 ...and Michael can see it. 817 01:01:08,707 --> 01:01:10,875 Perfectly harmless. 818 01:01:56,838 --> 01:01:59,840 -They were all there. -What about Bill's reaction? 819 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:03,135 I don't think he was happy with his 10-percent cut. 820 01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:06,680 Send out this, this, not this, this. 821 01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:08,641 -That's it. -Okay. 822 01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:13,062 Also, I'm holding four or five e-mails I wrote over lunch. Send those out. 823 01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:14,397 Yes, sir. 824 01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:16,357 -Bye. -Bye. 825 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:18,067 All set? 826 01:02:19,861 --> 01:02:22,446 I can't believe this! Did you try every key? 827 01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:24,949 No big deal. She gave us the wrong keys. 828 01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:28,828 No, no, there's got to be a janitor, or a guard... 829 01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:32,373 ...or a cleaning woman or, you know, some kind of-- 830 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:37,211 Somebody has to be in this building! I need a brick. I just need a brick. 831 01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:40,381 What's the big deal about getting this file tonight? 832 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:42,258 I have a deadline. 833 01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:44,760 Me too, I'm getting married tomorrow. 834 01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:46,262 That's my point! 835 01:02:46,471 --> 01:02:49,682 Everybody's gonna be so busy with more important things. 836 01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:51,434 It's really my last chance. 837 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:55,187 If I could get up to Walter's office, they're by the computer. 838 01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:57,940 I could just e-mail those figures out. 839 01:02:58,191 --> 01:02:59,400 Tomorrow's Sunday. 840 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:01,610 Nobody's doing business. 841 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:05,614 Monday morning, crack of dawn, Walter will walk you up there. 842 01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:09,201 Give it up, kid. 843 01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:12,329 Can't win them all. 844 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:27,511 Good night. 845 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:32,558 Jules. 846 01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:40,065 -This thing mean that much to you? -Yes. 847 01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:43,652 Come on. 848 01:03:43,862 --> 01:03:47,740 We'll use the phone in your room. Walter's probably not even asleep. 849 01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:49,074 Thank you! 850 01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:53,120 We'll get the right key and we'll go back down to the office. 851 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,498 If I fall asleep on the altar tomorrow... 852 01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:57,750 -...you better be there-- -I'll be there! 853 01:03:58,168 --> 01:04:00,044 These are all from Eric. 854 01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:03,255 This fax is from Eric too. 855 01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:05,633 You'd think my boss would leave me alone. 856 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,177 Maybe it's a congratulations. 857 01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:20,314 What is it? 858 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:31,784 "I can't believe I'm doing this to you on the night before your wedding... 859 01:04:31,952 --> 01:04:36,497 ...but I think you need and deserve to know what you're marrying into." 860 01:04:40,794 --> 01:04:44,463 "I received the following e-mail this afternoon: 861 01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:49,301 'Eric, I need a favor. My daughter's every--"' 862 01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:53,847 -Hello? -Isabelle, I need to talk to Kim. 863 01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:55,849 -Is anything wrong? -No. 864 01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:59,186 I'm just tired. Please put her on. Thanks. 865 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:01,355 Jules.... 866 01:05:02,816 --> 01:05:04,483 Could you give me a minute? 867 01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:08,028 Please? 868 01:05:55,910 --> 01:05:58,704 Excuse me, miss. Are you locked out? 869 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,832 No. No, no. 870 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,419 Just stepped out. It's a no-smoking room. 871 01:06:07,255 --> 01:06:09,923 Well, it's a non-smoking floor too. 872 01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:13,552 Maybe you could go down to the lobby. 873 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,888 Why don't you have me arrested? 874 01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:19,391 I mean it. 875 01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:23,729 I am a dangerous criminal person. 876 01:06:25,899 --> 01:06:28,942 I do bad things to honest people. 877 01:06:30,779 --> 01:06:33,489 Make a citizen's arrest. I wouldn't struggle. 878 01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:36,659 It'd be like getting Al Capone on tax evasion. 879 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,669 Can I help you, miss? 880 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:54,426 Do you smoke, Richard? 881 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:57,429 Yes, I do, but-- 882 01:06:57,597 --> 01:07:00,224 -It's a non-smoking floor. -Yep. 883 01:07:02,477 --> 01:07:03,977 But you know what? 884 01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:27,876 You know... 885 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:31,880 ...my grandmother always said: 886 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,969 "This too shall pass." 887 01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:41,765 Thanks, Richard. 888 01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:09,877 I want you to quit this shit. 889 01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:12,171 It'll kill you. 890 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,010 What happened? 891 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:21,764 It's over. 892 01:08:22,682 --> 01:08:25,934 She denied it. She said I was crazy and paranoid. 893 01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:28,645 A bad combination. 894 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:30,856 There's a big... 895 01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:34,067 ...brunch tomorrow morning at her parents' house. 896 01:08:34,736 --> 01:08:37,613 She said, "How can I call it off? How can I--? 897 01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:42,159 What am I supposed to tell everyone?" 898 01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:45,788 -Michael. -No, it's for the best. It really is. 899 01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:48,248 She was right. 900 01:08:50,835 --> 01:08:52,419 I am crazy... 901 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,800 ...to fall for someone I hardly knew. 902 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,973 I'm so glad you're here. 903 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:15,359 Hey, you still got that ring? 904 01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:29,122 I tried it on and it won't come off. 905 01:10:08,121 --> 01:10:12,291 Why don't we take a walk or have some food sent up or something? 906 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:16,879 I just wanna be alone. 907 01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:21,216 -Is that okay? -Sure. 908 01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:26,263 Maybe-- Maybe-- 909 01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:29,266 Maybe I'll go back to New York and hang with you. 910 01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:32,144 Eric will understand. Or we could... 911 01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:35,439 ...go somewhere if you want. 912 01:10:37,150 --> 01:10:40,027 If San Antonio sweeps Sacramento.... 913 01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,155 I've never been to Texas. 914 01:11:53,393 --> 01:11:54,434 You what?! 915 01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:19,751 -Can I try that? -Yeah, sure. 916 01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:32,014 -Excuse me. -Good luck. 917 01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:37,102 Is this how you call off the wedding? 918 01:12:37,311 --> 01:12:41,023 I came to confront everyone. I'm not slinking away like a coward. 919 01:12:41,274 --> 01:12:44,860 Besides, she hasn't told anyone. I don't know what to do. 920 01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:48,071 There is a wedding at 6:00. 921 01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:56,913 Have you changed your mind? 922 01:12:58,166 --> 01:12:59,958 Do you want to marry Kimmy? 923 01:13:03,171 --> 01:13:04,629 I made a decision. 924 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:06,798 It's over. 925 01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:10,177 I'll go tell them. 926 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,139 First... 927 01:13:15,850 --> 01:13:17,642 ...do you think she's all right? 928 01:13:17,852 --> 01:13:20,062 Maybe you could go check on her for me. 929 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:27,319 These are the most beautiful flowers I've ever seen. 930 01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:32,491 How is he? 931 01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:37,329 He's sort of wondering... 932 01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:41,083 ...why you haven't told your parents that the wedding's off. 933 01:13:42,376 --> 01:13:43,543 I don't know. 934 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:46,213 I'm still hoping for a miracle, I suppose. 935 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:49,716 How could he think my father and I would do such a thing? 936 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:53,345 I only minored in psych, you understand... 937 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,556 ...but maybe Michael... 938 01:13:56,766 --> 01:14:01,937 ...couldn't commit to this marriage, so he created a delusion. 939 01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:06,900 Produced an unconscious, psychosomatic manifestation of.... 940 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,363 I'm better with food. 941 01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:13,490 Okay. 942 01:14:13,866 --> 01:14:15,367 You are Michael. 943 01:14:15,535 --> 01:14:17,953 You're in a fancy French restaurant. 944 01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:20,247 You order... 945 01:14:21,999 --> 01:14:24,000 ...crème brûlée for dessert. 946 01:14:25,002 --> 01:14:26,461 It's beautiful. 947 01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:27,879 It's sweet. 948 01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:31,466 It's irritatingly perfect. 949 01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:34,219 Suddenly, Michael realizes... 950 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,972 ...he doesn't want crème brûlée. 951 01:14:37,598 --> 01:14:40,058 He wants something else. 952 01:14:40,434 --> 01:14:41,893 What does he want? 953 01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:45,814 Jell-O. 954 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:47,774 Jell-O? 955 01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:51,945 -Why does he want Jell-O? -Because he's comfortable with Jell-O. 956 01:14:52,613 --> 01:14:55,323 Jell-O makes him comfortable. 957 01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:59,411 I realize compared to crème brûlée it's Jell-O... 958 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:02,164 ...but maybe that's what he needs. 959 01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:04,583 -I could be Jell-O. -No. 960 01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:08,712 Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. 961 01:15:08,921 --> 01:15:11,631 You could never be Jell-O. 962 01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:14,843 -I have to be Jell-O. -You're never gonna be Jell-O. 963 01:15:15,052 --> 01:15:19,347 Tell your parents. If you're waiting for that "Do you take this man" part... 964 01:15:19,557 --> 01:15:22,350 -...it's considered poor form. -I love him. 965 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:27,856 Whatever delusions I drove Michael to, there's truth at the heart of it. 966 01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:31,234 You see, I want him to work for my father. 967 01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:35,322 I want to stay in school. And I want a life of my own. 968 01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:39,284 Please, tell him that it's my fault and that I love him. 969 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:43,163 You're the only person that I trust. 970 01:15:49,253 --> 01:15:51,588 -I'll be right back. -Thank you. 971 01:16:05,019 --> 01:16:06,603 How is she? 972 01:16:07,647 --> 01:16:08,980 Hey, knock it off! 973 01:16:09,190 --> 01:16:10,774 Yes, sir. 974 01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:14,819 -I asked-- -She admits that it's her fault. 975 01:16:14,987 --> 01:16:17,697 Totally, completely, inexcusably her fault. 976 01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:23,078 Think she still loves me? 977 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,083 Love.... 978 01:16:28,376 --> 01:16:33,171 It's a strong word, and I don't know that I'm necessarily qualified-- 979 01:16:33,381 --> 01:16:36,591 I wouldn't be totally off base if I said that in her way... 980 01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:39,511 -...she does possess strong feelings-- -Jules! 981 01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:47,519 Sure she does, Michael. 982 01:16:48,271 --> 01:16:50,105 She's crazy about you. 983 01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:10,667 Tell her I'll marry her at 6:00... 984 01:17:11,711 --> 01:17:13,545 ...if she'll still have me. 985 01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:17,132 Please. 986 01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:25,640 I'll be right-- 987 01:17:26,434 --> 01:17:27,934 Right back. 988 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:49,205 What did he say? 989 01:17:55,129 --> 01:17:56,713 He said: 990 01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:01,509 "Marry me." 991 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:09,476 -Thank God you were here. -Yeah. 992 01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:11,728 I got so confused. 993 01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:13,396 It happens. 994 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:15,899 Got a minute? 995 01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:19,486 What's up? 996 01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:34,626 I have to say this quick or I'll just have a massive coronary... 997 01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:37,504 ...and then you'll never hear it and you have to. 998 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:41,966 This is, by far, the dumbest thing I've ever done in my entire life. 999 01:18:42,426 --> 01:18:44,886 So dumb, in fact... 1000 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:46,930 ...that I can't-- 1001 01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:49,516 -Oh, but I'm gonna. -What's wrong? 1002 01:18:53,354 --> 01:18:55,146 Michael. 1003 01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,691 I love you. 1004 01:18:59,652 --> 01:19:03,488 I've loved you for nine years. I've been too arrogant and scared... 1005 01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:07,200 ...to realize it. Well, now I'm just scared so-- 1006 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:11,162 I realize this comes at a very inopportune time... 1007 01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:15,542 ...but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. 1008 01:19:17,837 --> 01:19:20,547 Choose me. Marry me. 1009 01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:23,049 Let me make you happy. 1010 01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:28,471 That sounds like three favors, doesn't it? But.... 1011 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:54,205 Kim! 1012 01:19:57,877 --> 01:19:59,752 -Kim! -Michael! 1013 01:19:59,962 --> 01:20:01,713 Kim! 1014 01:20:02,006 --> 01:20:03,590 -Michael! -Kim! 1015 01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:05,717 Michael! 1016 01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:08,261 Kim! 1017 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:11,764 -They look lovely together. -Aren't they? 1018 01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:13,433 Kim! 1019 01:20:13,726 --> 01:20:15,101 Michael! 1020 01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:16,811 That's our maid of honor. 1021 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,147 She's from New York. 1022 01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:23,234 -Kim! Kim! -Michael! 1023 01:20:28,491 --> 01:20:30,241 Kim! 1024 01:20:34,872 --> 01:20:37,874 Michael. Michael, wait! Michael, wait! 1025 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:40,502 Please! You'll never catch her! 1026 01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:45,298 Doesn't anybody leave their car unlocked? 1027 01:20:45,466 --> 01:20:48,134 Nobody trusts anybody anymore? 1028 01:20:49,303 --> 01:20:50,637 A Good Samaritan. 1029 01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:59,020 Hey, come back here! 1030 01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:02,774 "Shy tendrils of russet pleasure... 1031 01:21:02,983 --> 01:21:06,069 ...began their unbidden journey. 1032 01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:08,655 She moaned. 1033 01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:12,492 The tonnage of years of anguish, sacrifice--" 1034 01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:15,703 -Yes? -It is not going well! 1035 01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:19,874 This is what comes of telling the truth, or even part of it! 1036 01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:23,169 -Getting what you deserve isn't fair! -Where are you? 1037 01:21:23,379 --> 01:21:27,131 I have stolen a bread van, and I'm chasing Michael down Michigan Avenue. 1038 01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:32,303 George, this is your fault! I told him that I loved him and I kissed him. 1039 01:21:32,513 --> 01:21:34,973 -And this is what's happened. -Jules, a question. 1040 01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:37,976 When you kissed Michael, did he kiss you back? 1041 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:40,186 What do you mean? We were lip to lip! 1042 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:42,397 Was there anything in the kiss... 1043 01:21:42,606 --> 01:21:45,650 ...to lead you to believe this chase will end happily? 1044 01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:48,611 -Beside the point. We were interrupted. -By whom? 1045 01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:52,824 Kimmy! And Michael started chasing her before he could answer me. 1046 01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:54,492 -Michael's chasing Kimmy? -Yes. 1047 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:56,327 -You're chasing Michael? -Yes. 1048 01:21:56,829 --> 01:22:00,164 Who's chasing you? Nobody. Get it? There's your answer: Kimmy. 1049 01:22:00,332 --> 01:22:03,251 -No! -Yes! Jules, you are not the one! 1050 01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:07,380 Now, for God's sake, the wedding is at 6 p.m. 1051 01:22:07,590 --> 01:22:11,843 You have a small but distinct window of opportunity to do the right thing. 1052 01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:15,930 George! 1053 01:22:42,708 --> 01:22:43,958 Where you going? 1054 01:22:44,752 --> 01:22:45,793 All aboard! 1055 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,672 Michael! 1056 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:54,779 I have a confession to make. 1057 01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:58,032 Another confession. 1058 01:24:02,621 --> 01:24:07,625 Besides that I love you, this is even worse. 1059 01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:18,261 The e-mail that Walter sent to your boss... 1060 01:24:22,975 --> 01:24:24,517 ...I wrote that. 1061 01:24:28,021 --> 01:24:29,981 I'm the bad guy. 1062 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,234 Are you crazy? 1063 01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:36,529 Jules, are you completely insane? I mean-- 1064 01:24:37,698 --> 01:24:41,325 I mean, Jules, how could you do that?! 1065 01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:46,205 Michael. It wasn't supposed to get sent. I just-- 1066 01:24:46,999 --> 01:24:49,125 I just wanted you to get mad at Kimmy. 1067 01:24:56,884 --> 01:25:00,011 I've done nothing but underhanded, despicable... 1068 01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:04,348 ...not even terribly imaginative things since I got here. 1069 01:25:07,853 --> 01:25:09,771 I was.... 1070 01:25:11,356 --> 01:25:14,776 Michael, I was just trying... 1071 01:25:16,278 --> 01:25:18,112 ...to win you. 1072 01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:20,823 To win you back. 1073 01:25:22,451 --> 01:25:25,203 But that doesn't excuse any of it. 1074 01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:27,789 I'm pond scum. 1075 01:25:29,374 --> 01:25:33,586 Well, lower, actually. I'm like... 1076 01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:36,422 ...the fungus that feeds on pond scum. 1077 01:25:36,882 --> 01:25:38,049 Lower. 1078 01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:41,969 The pus... 1079 01:25:42,179 --> 01:25:43,721 ...that infects the mucus... 1080 01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:45,848 ...that cruds up the fungus... 1081 01:25:46,058 --> 01:25:47,725 ...that feeds on the pond scum. 1082 01:25:55,901 --> 01:25:57,568 On the other hand... 1083 01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:02,323 ...thank you... 1084 01:26:04,201 --> 01:26:06,285 ...for loving me that much. 1085 01:26:07,412 --> 01:26:09,080 That way... 1086 01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:11,499 ...it's pretty flattering. 1087 01:26:12,626 --> 01:26:15,253 Except it makes me fungus. 1088 01:26:16,129 --> 01:26:17,713 Well... 1089 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:20,132 ...that part I knew. 1090 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:31,727 God. 1091 01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:38,192 I'm glad you didn't get on that train. 1092 01:26:41,113 --> 01:26:43,239 Well, I came here looking for her. 1093 01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:47,201 Why would she be here? 1094 01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:49,996 This is where I proposed. 1095 01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:56,961 I had to cover a game in Milwaukee, and she saw me off. 1096 01:26:57,796 --> 01:27:01,048 The train was starting to leave... 1097 01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:06,345 ...and I jumped up on the step, and I held the handle. 1098 01:27:06,972 --> 01:27:08,431 And without... 1099 01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:13,060 ...a thought in my head, I just shouted, "Marry me!" 1100 01:27:15,188 --> 01:27:19,358 And the train was pulling out, and she just suddenly screamed: 1101 01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:20,902 "Yes!" 1102 01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:24,697 Just once. 1103 01:27:26,450 --> 01:27:28,034 And blew me a kiss. 1104 01:27:40,964 --> 01:27:43,049 It would've been a nice wedding. 1105 01:27:45,177 --> 01:27:48,179 Michael, you can't believe you've lost her. 1106 01:27:48,347 --> 01:27:52,934 You will find her and you'll look into her eyes and see all that love. 1107 01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:57,813 I just hope it's soon. Or else I'd hate to be you at 6:00. 1108 01:27:58,023 --> 01:28:00,191 Just wait. Wait. 1109 01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:01,901 We'll split up. 1110 01:28:02,110 --> 01:28:07,114 You will go to every romantic place the two of you have, and I will go... 1111 01:28:07,324 --> 01:28:10,576 ...I don't know, someplace brilliant, and we'll find her. 1112 01:28:11,078 --> 01:28:13,287 We will find her. 1113 01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:21,796 -Wallace residence, Mandy speaking. -Has Kimmy called you guys? 1114 01:28:22,005 --> 01:28:24,924 She slipped out, the monkey, during the commotion. 1115 01:28:25,384 --> 01:28:26,884 -Commotion? -Well.... 1116 01:28:27,094 --> 01:28:31,847 My sister was licking an ice sculpture and her tongue froze right to it. 1117 01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:35,559 -And that's a commotion? -It's a sculpture of David. 1118 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:37,478 So Kimmy would be...? 1119 01:28:38,063 --> 01:28:40,731 She's probably with Michael doing the nasty. 1120 01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:43,567 Either that or crying down at Comiskey Park. 1121 01:28:43,777 --> 01:28:44,819 Excuse me? 1122 01:28:45,028 --> 01:28:48,155 I got a crank call from a guy saying he saw her there. 1123 01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:51,033 -Right. -What would a bride be doing--? 1124 01:28:51,243 --> 01:28:53,119 Right. Listen, can you bring my dress? 1125 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:55,955 I gotta pick something up before the ceremony. 1126 01:28:56,164 --> 01:28:58,749 Okay, don't forget to shave now. 1127 01:29:00,502 --> 01:29:02,253 Here's the hair dryer. 1128 01:29:02,462 --> 01:29:04,380 All right. There we go. 1129 01:29:04,589 --> 01:29:08,634 It's gonna be okay. No pictures. Please, no pictures. 1130 01:29:20,397 --> 01:29:21,647 Excuse me. 1131 01:29:21,815 --> 01:29:23,315 -Kimmy? -Kimmy. 1132 01:29:23,483 --> 01:29:25,568 -Kimmy? -Kimmy. 1133 01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:28,946 Kimmy, I know you're in here. The guard saw you. 1134 01:29:29,114 --> 01:29:31,991 Just leave me alone, you bitch! 1135 01:29:33,452 --> 01:29:35,077 Kimmy. 1136 01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:41,417 Who the hell do you think you are? 1137 01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:42,668 Cat fight! 1138 01:29:42,836 --> 01:29:45,629 You came here pretending to be my friend... 1139 01:29:45,839 --> 01:29:47,798 ...and I made you my maid of honor! 1140 01:29:47,966 --> 01:29:51,469 Who asked you to do that? You knew me, what, eight minutes? 1141 01:29:51,678 --> 01:29:54,055 Michael trusted you, so I trusted you. 1142 01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:57,808 You wanted to keep me close. You didn't trust me for a second. 1143 01:29:58,018 --> 01:30:00,352 -I was right. -Well, of course you were right. 1144 01:30:00,562 --> 01:30:03,314 -But that's not my fault. -You kissed him! 1145 01:30:03,523 --> 01:30:05,566 -At my parents' house! -That's cold! 1146 01:30:05,817 --> 01:30:07,068 On my wedding day! 1147 01:30:07,319 --> 01:30:08,861 -Bitch! -Tramp. 1148 01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:10,863 Shut up! 1149 01:30:11,073 --> 01:30:12,406 Now I love this man. 1150 01:30:12,616 --> 01:30:17,495 There's no way I'm gonna give him up to some two-faced, big-haired... 1151 01:30:17,704 --> 01:30:18,913 ...food critic. 1152 01:30:23,085 --> 01:30:25,002 Okay, all right! All right! 1153 01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:27,171 I kissed him. 1154 01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:29,465 I... 1155 01:30:29,841 --> 01:30:31,967 ...tried to steal him. 1156 01:30:36,139 --> 01:30:37,348 I lost. 1157 01:30:42,896 --> 01:30:44,897 He doesn't love me. 1158 01:30:46,191 --> 01:30:47,525 He loves you. 1159 01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:53,864 Kimmy. 1160 01:30:54,574 --> 01:30:58,244 I haven't done much that I'm proud of the last three days. 1161 01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:03,874 I'd like to take you to the church... 1162 01:31:04,751 --> 01:31:07,211 ...so you can walk down that aisle... 1163 01:31:07,712 --> 01:31:10,548 ...and marry the man of our dreams. 1164 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,301 Because he sure wants to marry you. 1165 01:33:07,499 --> 01:33:08,874 So raise our glasses... 1166 01:33:09,209 --> 01:33:12,336 ...and wish Mike and Kim every happiness... 1167 01:33:12,545 --> 01:33:14,922 ...for a long and happy life together... 1168 01:33:16,174 --> 01:33:17,508 ...filled with... 1169 01:33:18,426 --> 01:33:20,052 ...happiness. 1170 01:33:22,305 --> 01:33:24,098 Well, I guess that's it. 1171 01:33:24,307 --> 01:33:25,724 To the bride and groom. 1172 01:33:25,892 --> 01:33:27,518 -Hear, hear. -Hear, hear. 1173 01:33:32,524 --> 01:33:36,318 Now let's hear from the maid of honor, the lovely Julianne. 1174 01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:48,414 I had the strangest dream. 1175 01:33:50,166 --> 01:33:54,837 I dreamt that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. 1176 01:34:00,593 --> 01:34:02,177 Luckily... 1177 01:34:03,346 --> 01:34:05,556 ...I woke up and I see... 1178 01:34:06,933 --> 01:34:10,769 ...that the world is just as it should be. 1179 01:34:14,316 --> 01:34:16,775 For my best friend... 1180 01:34:18,194 --> 01:34:20,571 ...has won the best woman. 1181 01:34:31,082 --> 01:34:33,250 I didn't get you a gift. 1182 01:34:35,503 --> 01:34:36,754 However... 1183 01:34:38,256 --> 01:34:40,257 ...this is on loan... 1184 01:34:43,011 --> 01:34:46,180 ...until you two find your song. 1185 01:36:06,970 --> 01:36:10,013 -It's mine! -I don't think so, honey! 1186 01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:15,853 I got it! 1187 01:36:44,924 --> 01:36:46,091 Bye. 1188 01:37:33,097 --> 01:37:34,473 Hello, George. 1189 01:37:34,682 --> 01:37:36,642 Hey, gorgeous, having a good time? 1190 01:37:36,809 --> 01:37:39,895 Not particularly, but I did what I came to do. 1191 01:37:40,104 --> 01:37:41,772 What? You split them up? 1192 01:37:42,398 --> 01:37:43,941 No, I said goodbye. 1193 01:37:44,150 --> 01:37:46,568 Good girl. I'm proud of you. 1194 01:37:46,861 --> 01:37:49,112 Be prouder still if you were dancing. 1195 01:37:49,322 --> 01:37:51,365 I have big plans for dancing. 1196 01:37:51,574 --> 01:37:55,827 Just give me 30, 35 years. 1197 01:37:56,079 --> 01:37:58,539 The misery, the exquisite tragedy. 1198 01:37:58,790 --> 01:38:01,166 The Susan Hayward of it all. 1199 01:38:01,626 --> 01:38:04,962 I can just picture you sitting alone in your lavender gown. 1200 01:38:05,171 --> 01:38:08,006 -I told you my gown was lavender? -Hair swept up. 1201 01:38:08,216 --> 01:38:09,967 Haven't touched your cake. 1202 01:38:10,176 --> 01:38:14,137 Probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth. 1203 01:38:14,347 --> 01:38:16,473 The way you do when you feel down. 1204 01:38:16,683 --> 01:38:18,308 Perhaps even thinking: 1205 01:38:18,476 --> 01:38:22,437 "God, I should've stopped all my evil plotting to have that manicure. 1206 01:38:22,647 --> 01:38:24,314 -But it's too late now." -George. 1207 01:38:24,482 --> 01:38:26,984 I didn't tell you my dress was lavender. 1208 01:38:27,193 --> 01:38:29,403 Suddenly, a familiar song. 1209 01:38:35,159 --> 01:38:38,328 And you're off your chair in one exquisite movement... 1210 01:38:40,248 --> 01:38:42,541 ...wondering, searching... 1211 01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:45,586 ...sniffing the wind like a dappled deer. 1212 01:38:45,878 --> 01:38:47,921 Has God heard your little prayer? 1213 01:38:48,131 --> 01:38:50,591 Will Cinderella dance again? 1214 01:38:50,925 --> 01:38:53,343 And then suddenly... 1215 01:38:53,595 --> 01:38:55,012 ...the crowds part... 1216 01:38:56,723 --> 01:38:58,140 ...and there he is. 1217 01:38:59,434 --> 01:39:00,851 Sleek... 1218 01:39:01,019 --> 01:39:02,519 ...stylish... 1219 01:39:03,354 --> 01:39:05,230 ...radiant with charisma. 1220 01:39:05,481 --> 01:39:06,690 Bizarrely... 1221 01:39:06,899 --> 01:39:08,400 ...he's on the telephone. 1222 01:39:08,610 --> 01:39:09,735 But then... 1223 01:39:09,944 --> 01:39:11,445 ...so are you. 1224 01:39:13,489 --> 01:39:15,616 And he comes toward you... 1225 01:39:16,909 --> 01:39:18,785 ...the moves of a jungle cat. 1226 01:39:19,912 --> 01:39:23,123 And although you quite correctly sense that he is... 1227 01:39:23,791 --> 01:39:25,000 ...gay... 1228 01:39:25,418 --> 01:39:28,962 ...like most devastatingly handsome single men of his age are... 1229 01:39:30,673 --> 01:39:31,882 ...you think: 1230 01:39:32,592 --> 01:39:34,176 "What the hell? 1231 01:39:35,595 --> 01:39:37,095 Life goes on. 1232 01:39:38,014 --> 01:39:40,223 Maybe there won't be marriage. 1233 01:39:40,933 --> 01:39:42,934 Maybe there won't be sex. 1234 01:39:44,228 --> 01:39:45,479 But, by God... 1235 01:39:46,564 --> 01:39:48,106 ...there'll be dancing." 1236 01:40:06,709 --> 01:40:09,002 "Bond. Jane Bond."