1 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,529 (Mandy) My world was divided into two kingdoms. 2 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,531 There was Camelot, 3 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,117 and then there was where I lived. 4 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:37,453 (Man) Stay behind the red line until you are clear. 5 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:38,620 (siren blaring) 6 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:42,583 (Man) Only those with work visas for Camelot will be allowed to pass. 7 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,960 (Mandy) Which we call Nottingham, 8 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:49,006 as in not gated, not rich, not popular, not cool. 9 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,466 They didn't let us into their kingdom 10 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:53,635 and they'd rarely sully themselves by venturing into ours. 11 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:56,472 ( "That Stuff") 12 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:58,390 On the day before my 18th birthday, 13 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,809 a terrible thought drifted into my head. 14 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:02,728 What if I remained a crusty nobody 15 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,314 for what little remained of my high school life? 16 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:08,650 My school's one of those where at least 96% of the girls 17 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:11,153 were in the hottie or high hottie bracket, 18 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,405 and most of the guys looked like 19 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,742 they wandered out of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog. 20 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:22,331 And then there is Drew Patterson. 21 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:26,502 (sighs) I have been secretly in love with him since seventh grade. 22 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:30,172 All I wanted was for him to just simply acknowledge me. 23 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:33,258 To just say my name. 24 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,053 (alarm ringing) 25 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,355 But for that to happen, 26 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:49,066 for me to finish this march through hell they called high school 27 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:52,361 and go out with style, I needed skills. 28 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:56,698 I needed my Excalibur. 29 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,329 (Woman) Information is power. 30 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,997 (Mandy) The video phone. 31 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:08,919 With such a weapon in hand, I mightjust have a chance at becoming a somebody. 32 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,255 There'sjust one hideous criminal mastermind standing in my way. 33 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:15,801 - (knock on door) - Mandy, 7:22. Gonna be late. 34 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,886 (Mandy) My mom died when I was four. 35 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:22,224 And even though he loves me, Dad had issues about letting go. 36 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:25,102 (Tom) You want to make some kind of noise so I know you're all right? 37 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,062 - (coughs) - Thanks. 38 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:32,067 ( "Sincerely Me" playing on car radio) 39 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,870 It's your birthday tomorrow, isn't it? 40 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,414 Yeah. 41 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,667 May have got a few surprises up my sleeve. 42 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,294 (cell phone ringing) 43 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,715 - Hello? - (Alexa) Mandy. 44 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:55,924 (static) 45 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:57,176 - Alexa? - Yeah. 46 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:58,510 What? Hello? 47 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,180 - I can't hear you. - What? 48 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,265 OK, I can't talk now. 49 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,060 - Dad. - Yeah? 50 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:09,688 I hope you know how much I seriously need a new phone. 51 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,941 - What? - I can't even begin to scheme or spy 52 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:17,321 or conspire like everyone else. It's such a burn. I'm in high school. 53 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:19,072 - I need survival skills. - Kitten, I... 54 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,700 I am socially handicapped with this relic. 55 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,952 I can't even send or receive pictures or video. 56 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,746 And can you possibly stop calling me kitten? 57 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:29,166 - What? - I'm gonna be 18 years, not months. 58 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:30,459 OK? 59 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,461 (school bell ringing) 60 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:47,434 Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. 61 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:49,186 Bye, kitten. 62 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,315 (Tom honking horn) 63 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:57,527 (cell phone ringing) 64 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,699 - Hello? - Mandy? 65 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,159 Cayenne. 66 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,828 - Have you seen Drew yet? - No, not yet. 67 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:11,416 He must have been a great warrior or a king in a past lifetime. 68 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,418 I could write a thousand songs about him 69 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,004 and I'd just be scratching the surface. 70 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:19,675 Mandy, he's right behind you. 71 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,553 (boy) What's up, Drew? 72 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,307 Good morning, Drew. 73 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,309 Hey, there. 74 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:34,356 Check it out. 75 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:37,609 It's kind of cute in a pathetic way. 76 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:41,571 Poor thing. Salivating over my Drew. 77 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:45,617 So sad, knowing her whole life she'll never know a hunk. 78 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,453 - You're mine. - (all exclaiming) 79 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:52,541 I can't believe you did that. Why didn't I think of it? 80 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,754 (Lisa) Check it out, granny panties up ahead. 81 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:02,134 This is Lisa Cross reporting live for the fashion challenged. 82 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,595 - (laughing) - Nice girdle, Granny. 83 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:06,847 ( "Better") 84 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,598 (cell phones ringing) 85 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:13,020 So you'll keep remembering me 86 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:16,231 Better take a look at what you had 87 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:19,276 Better figure out something the next time 88 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:22,112 - When you keep remembering me - (bell ringing) 89 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:26,158 Evil One's cruelty knows no bounds. Your ass is on every phone in school. 90 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,494 Forget about him, Mandy, he's not only dating the Antichrist, 91 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:33,957 but he's upper crust. And we are trying to claw our way up to the middle-class. 92 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,918 He lives in a gated community. 93 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:39,338 We live in a dated community. 94 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,091 Mandy, are you even listening to me? 95 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:47,179 I don't care what you guys say. I'm gonna get Drew to notice me. 96 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:51,058 (whistle blowing) 97 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:57,272 The swim team? That's your plan to get the Adonis of high school to notice you? 98 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,024 You look like a whole new species. 99 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,443 Maybe someone from the Discovery Channel will notice you. 100 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:05,697 OK, the boys practice after sixth period in pool one, the girls, pool two. 101 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:06,948 It's at least a shot. 102 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:08,116 (groans) 103 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,286 I think you actually enjoy being a klutz, 104 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:15,207 because you know how much happiness it brings to others. 105 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:12,180 (heart beating) 106 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,527 (coughing) 107 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,196 (gasping) 108 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,491 (echoing) Are you all right, Mandy? 109 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:38,081 My name. You said my name. 110 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,337 Your hands... 111 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:48,758 Though tingly, maybe inappropriately placed while we're on school property. 112 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,720 Right. (chuckles) 113 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,223 I can't believe Drew actually noticed me. 114 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:56,600 You were dying. You were going 115 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:58,768 - into the light at his feet. - Well, it's a start. 116 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,188 (cell phone ringing) 117 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:05,233 - Hello? - Tell Mandy to hide, Lisa's here. 118 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:07,736 She's toxic. She'll put a curse on her or something. 119 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,822 In junior high, I heard she made it rain toads. 120 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:19,873 Alexa, what a pretty smock and a name tag. 121 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,083 (speaking French) Very red state. 122 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:23,960 Mandy's not here right now in case you... 123 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,629 I already saw her. 124 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:29,424 You need to work on your lying. It's a vital social skill. 125 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:32,427 - Mandy. - Hi. 126 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,846 I didn't know frizzy hair was back in. 127 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,348 Must be so humbling. 128 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,850 Schlepping dog food around for minimum wage. 129 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:41,186 You are such an inspiration. 130 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:44,439 Where are the dog collars? 131 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:47,859 - (whispering) Drew lost his. - Aisle four. 132 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,406 You know what she's doing, don't you? 133 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:56,910 She's trying to not so subtly show Drew you're just a lowly shop girl. 134 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,371 It's OK, I'm not ashamed of being a shop girl. 135 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,123 And caring for animals is not lowly. 136 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:08,129 Sorry about Lisa and her superiority complex. 137 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,966 - How you feeling? - Great. 138 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:15,428 - Thanks again for saving my life. - You're welcome. 139 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:20,725 So, you've got a thing for animals? 140 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:25,522 Yeah. Yeah, although Homo sapiens can be difficult. 141 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,984 I'm going to UCSB for zoology and then I'm gonna be a vet. 142 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,903 - How about you? - USC, business school. 143 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:35,865 The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree and all that. 144 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:40,370 - Cool, follow your dream and all that. - It's not my dream. 145 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:44,124 Maybe you can help me. My cat Andy's been feeling really funky. 146 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:47,168 Well, is his tummy pouched out, bloated? 147 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:51,172 Because if it is, he probably has worms. You might want to try this. 148 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,341 Six drops in every meal. 149 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,804 Thanks, doc. Maybe I'll see you around? 150 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,514 Yeah, maybe. 151 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,644 Where might you see me around, around where? 152 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,771 I don't know. 153 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,066 The commons, tomorrow after school? 154 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,943 See you. 155 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,903 ( "All So Different") 156 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:21,578 Freshman varsity football, basketball, swim team. 157 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:25,415 Voted best hair, best eyes, best kisser. 158 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,712 (sighs) Drew Patterson at the commons tomorrow. 159 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:39,429 Who am I kidding? I'm so not ready for this. 160 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,475 (Tom) Mandy, do you want some breakfast? 161 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,271 (yawning) 162 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,400 ( "Ode To Joy") 163 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,575 (cell phone ringing) 164 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,675 - Hello? - Do you like it? 165 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:20,220 - Are you kidding? I love it! - Yeah, I got one, too. 166 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:24,265 - Oh, my gosh. Thanks, Daddy. - Happy birthday, kitten. 167 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,560 Now we can stay in contact 24/7. It's gonna be great, right? 168 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,729 Yeah, yeah, it'll be cool. Here, make a mean face. 169 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:35,777 - You have your own special ring tone. - All right, gift number two. 170 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:38,154 Somebody, I think, asked for... 171 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,448 Contacts? Oh, my gosh. You have got to be kidding. 172 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,450 (Tom laughing) 173 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:46,162 Yes, I'm not sure why you need them. You're already too beautiful. 174 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,872 In fact, promise me you're not gonna go hang out 175 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,501 - with the delinquents at the lake. - Dad. OK, I won't. I promise. 176 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,878 I cannot wait to show Alexa and Cayenne this. 177 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,171 Oh, my gosh. Dad, you're the best. 178 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:56,840 And I'm going to the commons right after school. 179 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,299 OK, OK. Hey, wait, wait, wait. 180 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:02,470 There's one more birthday surprise, perhaps the bestest. 181 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:06,725 You know how you've been talking about going away to school, right? 182 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:10,228 Well, I think I may have found the perfect compromise. 183 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,857 I've been working on this for a long time. It's a duplex in Ventura. 184 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,651 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can commute to UCSB. I can get to work. 185 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,653 It's the same distance, I'll show you on the computer. 186 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,655 Anyways, I'm down here in this level 187 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:24,075 and you have this whole top floor to yourself. 188 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,577 Huh? 189 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:29,748 Boy. Those two apartments 190 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:33,334 are so close. 191 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:34,711 - Right? - Yeah. 192 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,881 Just like you and me. It's perfect. 193 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,305 Hey, kitten, don't forget to floss. 194 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,474 (screaming) 195 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,393 I couldn't very well tell him that the concept was only 196 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,979 slightly less terrifying than being buried alive. 197 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,857 Especially after he just bought me this massively cool phone. 198 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:59,277 You are officially out of the Stone Age. You've evolved. 199 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,530 So, the plan is we find a suitable place for me to hang 200 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,157 and be irresistibly alluring. 201 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,284 And when we see him, we casually blurt out, 202 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,328 "We know where a certain sex goddess is." 203 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,455 Battle stations. 204 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,082 - (waitress) Here you go. - Thanks. 205 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:19,756 (Cayenne) What if he's just playing her? I mean, forgive me for feeling like 206 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,885 some teenage male as fresh as Drew might be a tad insincere, 207 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,054 but I don't want Mandy to get hurt. 208 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,140 And I keep schooling you, listen to the songs. 209 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,060 They tell all. People want to get hurt. 210 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:35,480 They're just begging to get their hearts broken. 211 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,857 What's up? Have you guys seen Mandy? 212 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,819 Oh. Um... 213 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,905 Hi, Drew. 214 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,365 (cell phone ringing) 215 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:48,993 - (Alexa) Mandy? - Yeah. 216 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:55,834 Alexa, speak. Use your words. 217 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:03,550 - At Jalapeno's. - Jalapeno's, great. Thanks. 218 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,093 Smile. 219 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,470 Yes. 220 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,267 Oh, my God. (panting) 221 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:16,771 Oh, my God. Mouth's burning. I need water, I need water. I need water! 222 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:24,404 Guzzling right from the bev bar. That is so Hercules. 223 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,365 - (chuckling) - Yes. 224 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,243 Well, we all have our special talents. 225 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,788 Do you want a drink? I could get you a beverage receptacle. 226 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,039 ( "You Are Part of Everything") 227 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:38,710 A cup would be awesome. Thanks. 228 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,672 You know something funny? 229 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,632 Some guys actually try out for the boys' team, 230 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,676 'cause the girls practice in the pool next door. 231 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,137 They think they'll notice them or something. 232 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,681 (laughs) Wow. 233 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:55,310 That's a really doofus move. Lame. 234 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,439 - I like your laugh. - Thanks. 235 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,816 God, Lisa hardly ever laughs. 236 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,569 She's got a burning scream, though. 237 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,155 And when does she... 238 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,157 I mean, how do you know? 239 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:12,744 Oh! Uh... 240 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,456 Delete that, I so don't want to know unsavory details. 241 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,334 Scary movies. She screams at scary movies. 242 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:22,086 Scary movies. Duh. 243 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:25,840 - The new video phone? - Yeah. 244 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,720 Wow. Who's this scary dude? 245 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,640 - That's my dad. - Wow. OK. 246 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,017 - Big Father's watching you. - Yeah. 247 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,771 Look, do you want to hang out? 248 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,482 Well, what about Lisa? 249 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,569 Lisa doesn't own me. She just thinks she does. 250 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,281 We're having a kick-back. Meet me at the lake in 20? 251 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,909 Sure, 20. 252 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,204 At the lake. 253 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,706 - Hello. - Hey, sis. 254 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,293 Hey, Peyton. How you doing, buddy? 255 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,046 Good to... Why does he run to the other room every single time? 256 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,674 Because he knows you, you know. Children sense things. 257 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:11,803 And he senses that you're so busy being controlling and overbearing with Mandy, 258 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,555 you don't have time to bond with your own nephew. 259 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,100 I think that's unfair and judgmental. 260 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,560 You know, once Mandy goes off to college, 261 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,729 you won't be needing stuff in bulk like this anymore, 262 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:25,024 but you mightjust need a certain nephew to help you fill the void. 263 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,735 There's not gonna be a void. Oh, no. 264 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:31,572 Perhaps you haven't really embraced the concept of the plex. 265 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,117 You see, and let me explain this again... 266 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:37,161 God, you can't be serious about this duplex thing. 267 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,163 I'm very serious. And look at this. 268 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,749 I got one for Mandy and myself. We each have one. 269 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,876 So no matter where she goes, no matter what she does, 270 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,463 no matter who she's doing it with, I'm right there with her the whole time. 271 00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,673 How genius is that? 272 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,926 - And you think that's a good thing? - Yeah. 273 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:56,097 God, she's not a little girl anymore, she's a woman, Tom. 274 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,932 - Yeah. - This is the time where you need to 275 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,644 - learn to let go, not hold on tighter. - I know that. 276 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,563 What, you think I don't know that? 277 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,025 No, you don't. 278 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,653 ( "Day in the Sun") 279 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:15,491 Just having fun with my day in the sun 280 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:19,037 Taking offwith the wind in my hair 281 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,290 Make no plans, I have no... 282 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,459 (girl chattering on cell phone) 283 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,295 - Hey, have you seen Drew? - Do you mind? 284 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,466 Sorry, I can't hear you. Some idiot's talking to me. 285 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,639 (cell phone ringing) 286 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:45,813 - Hey, where are you? - To your left, I'll come to you. 287 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,072 (exclaims) 288 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,075 It's time to take the training wheels off, kiddo. 289 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:03,998 Hey. 290 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,169 Oh! 291 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,132 Lisa, sweetie. 292 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,594 We have a serious 91 1 situation on our hands. 293 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:18,888 (screaming) 294 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,139 ( "Unstoppable") 295 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,724 (tires squealing) 296 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:26,229 That's me, I'm unstoppable 297 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,149 I've been wanting to ask you something. 298 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,861 Why did you want to hang out with me? 299 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:38,157 - I'm not really one of you people. - You people? Ouch! 300 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:42,078 No, no, no. I just meant, objectively speaking. 301 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:45,248 I'm not really your type, you know, whatsoever. 302 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:48,209 I'm not exactly a prom queen or anything. 303 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,294 Well, 304 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,422 maybe I dig you because you're not like everybody else. 305 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,551 And I feel like I can be myself around you. 306 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,138 And I like your eyes. 307 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,765 And... 308 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:07,645 Does a guy really have to explain why he thinks a girl's hot? 309 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:12,900 - You think I'm hot? - Totally. 310 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,718 I swear I'm gonna hurl. 311 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,094 (ringing) 312 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,142 I think it's Mandy's. She dropped it. 313 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,524 And that looks like a parental unit. 314 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,695 Hello? Who am I speaking to? 315 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,823 This is Mandy's father. Who am I speaking to? 316 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,993 It's Mandy's father. 317 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:09,498 Well, you're in luck. I think your little angel's around here somewhere. 318 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,920 Mandy, it's for you, sweetie. 319 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,089 (gasps) No! 320 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:25,389 (Tom) Hello, Mandy? Hello? Mandy, hello? 321 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,726 - Dad? - Yeah, hi. Where are you? 322 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,312 Uh... 323 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,149 - The commons. - Really? Show me. 324 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,112 - Excuse me? - Mandy, I need you to show me 325 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,407 a picture with your phone of the commons. 326 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:44,659 Now. 327 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,589 (Alexa) Hi. 328 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:06,013 I love what they've done with the place. I'll see you at home in ten minutes. 329 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,727 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 330 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:15,189 Sorry, I have to go. It was really nice knowing you. 331 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:19,151 - I hope you can make it to my funeral. - Wait. Look. 332 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,112 Saturday night, I'm having this party 333 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,031 and I was wondering if you wanted to come. 334 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,033 I'll leave your name at the gate. 335 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:31,664 - Wait, are you... - Asking you out? 336 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:35,918 Yes. Mandy, will you go out with me? 337 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,298 To your party? 338 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:44,510 I mean, the biggest, most glamorous, important party of the year? 339 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,887 - Me? - Yeah. 340 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,848 - With you? - Yeah. 341 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,601 So you'll come? I mean, what could possibly stop you? 342 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:55,813 You're grounded. 343 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,900 No! No, no, no. Dad, Dad, Dad. Wait. OK. You don't understand. 344 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,987 I can't be grounded, OK? OK, do you not get it? 345 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,739 Dad, he is like the hottest guy in school 346 00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:07,700 and he asked me to his party this weekend, Dad. 347 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,244 Dad, it is Drew Patterson. 348 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:15,166 Drew Patterson, right. He's the rabid primate that was groping you. 349 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:19,628 It's amazing how you can watch these videos over and over and over. 350 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,089 - Dad, we are not bonding here. - The problem, Mandy, 351 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:24,884 is that this is just another example of how you don't listen. 352 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:28,054 As a matter of fact, you're double-grounded. 353 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,264 - Double-grounded? - I'm sorry, did I say double? 354 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,851 - 'Cause I meant triple. - Triple-grounded? 355 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,563 Yeah, 'cause you can't go out, you can't use your phone and you can't watch TV. 356 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,900 - Or use your computer. - That's four things. 357 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,985 Shall we go for five? 358 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:55,498 (Mandy) Trapped, a prisoner in my own home. 359 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,878 The only thing that keeps me going is the dream. 360 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,590 Call me. 361 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,261 - (gasps) - Mandy, you want some breakfast? 362 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,891 Just slide it under the door like all the other prisoners. 363 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,852 (cell phone buzzing) 364 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,361 What's that noise? 365 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,988 My electric tooth brush. 366 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:32,201 - I'm brushing my teeth. - Mmm-hmm. 367 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,330 - Hi. - Hey, the drops worked. 368 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:39,500 My cat Andy is totally cool now, thanks. 369 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,336 Check out my page on the Living Scrapbook website, OK? 370 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,797 - Sure. - You are coming tonight, aren't you? 371 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,050 Of course you are. I'm gonna grab some sick music. 372 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,344 - I'll see you tonight. - Bye. 373 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,020 Undeclared? 374 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:02,982 (screams) 375 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:08,446 You all right? I'm not deaf, you know. 376 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,991 I hear sounds. Conversations on the phone. 377 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:15,786 Grounded, come on. 378 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:16,912 Kitten. 379 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,457 Dad, is it possible that you're overreacting 380 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:23,752 with far too much aggression to such a minor transgression? 381 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,463 (phone ringing) 382 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,882 Hello? 383 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,342 Why, no, Alexa, she can't speak with you because she's grounded. 384 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,052 Not sure you got the memo. 385 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:35,264 - No, I'm not insane. - Yes, you are. 386 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,808 No, no, I'm sure it's an emergency. It's just that she's grounded. 387 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,268 That's why she can't talk to you. 388 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:45,608 Yeah, when you don't listen. I'll take this, Miss Consequences. 389 00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:49,236 Breakfast, on the other hand, is out here, in case you want it. 390 00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:50,404 (door closing) 391 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:56,285 Grounded. I can't believe I'm grounded. 392 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:57,786 (sighing) 393 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:01,207 What am I going to do? 394 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:05,753 I need a sign. 395 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,217 My Magic 8-Ball. 396 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:18,974 Magic 8-Ball, keeper of all wisdom, 397 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,477 speak to me in my time of need. 398 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:26,273 I've heard the siren song of a hot teenage male. 399 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:32,571 Is it my destiny to boldly venture forth to this party tonight? 400 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,288 Let me try that again. 401 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,559 But, of course. 402 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,019 ( "Because I'm Awesome") 403 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,522 And I'll beat you 404 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,190 'Cause I'm awesome 405 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:11,902 - I'm a leader, I'm a winner - I'm a leader, I'm a winner 406 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,612 - And I'm cleaner - And I'm cleaner 407 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,447 - 'Cause I'm awesome - 'Cause I'm awesome 408 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:16,991 - I don't need you - I don't need you 409 00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:18,701 - 'Cause I'm neat-o - 'Cause I'm neat-o 410 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:20,452 - And I'll beat you - And I'll beat you 411 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:23,497 'Cause I'm awesome, uh-huh 412 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:29,878 - Dad, I was just wondering... - The answer's no. 413 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,464 Fine. 414 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:36,552 I guess there is a first time for everything. Even a D minus. 415 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,055 - I'm sorry, what? - Oh. 416 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,433 - Now he listens. - Yeah. 417 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:46,687 OK, Dad. I have a totally for-real legitimate homework crisis. 418 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,106 I have to go to Alexa's house to study history and econ. 419 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,734 - We have finals. - So you expect me to believe 420 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:55,696 that on the night of this wildly important party, 421 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,366 you're gonna go out, but you're gonna study at Alexa's. 422 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,286 When life hands me a lemon, 423 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:05,205 that's you, I make lemonade, 424 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:08,167 by studying hard, so I can get good grades to get into a good school 425 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:11,003 and become a productive member of society. 426 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:13,589 Yeah, the lemon's not really buying that. 427 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:20,804 It's fine. I understand. 428 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,057 You don't trust me. 429 00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:27,728 And even though that eviscerates my very well-being, it's fine. 430 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:31,857 I'll just stay here and wallow in despair. 431 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,401 Probably scar myself for life, but don't worry, OK? 432 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:36,737 - No. - I'm sure eventually, I'll forgive you, 433 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:39,573 by the time you start collecting Social Security. 434 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:42,159 But seriously, I have to study. 435 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:47,206 Let me ask you this, will Alexa's mom be there? 436 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:48,582 Yes. 437 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,418 So we'd have genuine authentic adult supervision. 438 00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:55,255 All right, I'm gonna say OK. 439 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:58,133 But there are some rules. 440 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:01,887 First of all, you can have your phone back. That's exciting. 441 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,181 But you're not allowed to make any calls. 442 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:08,102 In fact, you're not allowed to receive any calls, other than from me. 443 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:11,438 And I'm gonna be calling every half hour. 444 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:13,440 You know, just to make sure 445 00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:16,527 everything's going well with the studies. 446 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:20,364 Thanks, Dad. I really appreciate you trusting me so much 447 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,449 - you're putting me under phone arrest. - Well. 448 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:25,160 You've given a whole new meaning to the term cell phone. 449 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:28,330 - Enjoy. - And don't worry, 450 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:32,042 I don't need the car. I can just walk. It's not like the hills are crawling 451 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,128 with low-lifes or escaped mental patients, 452 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:36,255 convicts and gangsters with guns and knives. 453 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:40,300 Please take the car, I wouldn't have it any other way. 454 00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:43,470 OK, if you insist. 455 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:47,766 But I need you to know that I'm not really a monster. 456 00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:50,728 It's just that other than love, the most important thing 457 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:53,147 between a daughter and father is trust. 458 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:56,108 Of course, Dad. And I want to trust you. 459 00:28:56,276 --> 00:29:00,779 Seriously, one more deception, you're staying here. There's no UCSB. 460 00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:04,950 You're gonna live here and you're gonna go to junior college. 461 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,411 Study well. 462 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,428 I thought you said she was grounded. 463 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,888 (Blair) Well, that's what Teddy heard from Buck's sister. 464 00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,014 (Lisa) So? 465 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,891 They have a friend who's in Cayenne's Spanish class. 466 00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:31,059 That's great intel, guys. 467 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,064 (Lisa) What is she doing? 468 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,114 Why does she have a backpack? 469 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,200 - What's in her backpack? - Books? 470 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:49,369 No one carries books in a backpack. 471 00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:51,622 That little wench is up to something. 472 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:00,339 ( "Drive") 473 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,300 Loving it all, I've got it made 474 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:06,512 Now I'm the one who is ashamed 475 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:09,723 I had her heart It was in my hands 476 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:21,777 She didn't take her backpack. 477 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:24,321 (knock on door) 478 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:31,662 - You're here. It's a prison break. - If only. 479 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,082 You know those electronic cuffs they put on criminals' ankles? 480 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:39,753 This is worse. My dad's gonna call every half hour to check in on me. 481 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:42,589 Nail scissors. 482 00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:44,967 No, thanks. I'm fine. 483 00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:47,010 Get me nail scissors. 484 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:58,230 Pay attention. You might learn something. 485 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,148 (car door opening) 486 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:05,779 Your father is Big Brother and he's watching you. 487 00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:09,116 My one shot at high school nirvana is blown. 488 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,617 ( "Shadows of the Night" playing on TV) 489 00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:14,955 - What are you watching? - Just reliving my glory year. 490 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:19,042 Ninth grade, the talent show. Cayenne and I rocked the house. 491 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:22,671 - It's been all downhill since then. - That is so not true. 492 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:25,716 If anything, you've gotten better. I've seen you play like a thousand times. 493 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,759 You could so be a big glamorous star right now. 494 00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:31,221 Yeah, except for the minor detail of my vocal cords freezing, 495 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:35,976 the panic attacks and the projectile vomiting if I set foot on stage. 496 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,270 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 497 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,647 Alexa, do you have anything I can eat? 498 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:44,026 What, the Twinkies and the Skittles aren't gonna hold you? 499 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:49,323 (Alexa singing "Shadows of the Night" onTV) 500 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:58,498 - (Danny) So this Mandy Gilbert girl... - (boy) She's got some sweet boobsicles. 501 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,250 No wonder Drew's trying... 502 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:01,835 (Danny) Yeah, but she's not girlfriend material. 503 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,338 He'sjust gonna do her and drop her. You know, hit and run. 504 00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:07,799 (boy) Yeah. Strictly a hump and dump. And then rush her out. 505 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:10,218 Hit and run? 506 00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,137 Hump and dump? Rush her? 507 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,848 - (exclaiming in disgust) - Where did you find this? 508 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:17,476 Melissa Gilcrest was under the bleachers at school. 509 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:21,521 She just sent it to me, but... OK, I kept asking myself, you know, 510 00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:25,692 what would a fly guy like Drew want with our dear sweet Mandy? 511 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,653 And then it hit me. 512 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,404 The ritual sacrifice. 513 00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:33,033 What are you saying? Drew Patterson is an Aztec? 514 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,494 Definitely a descendant. 515 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,996 Because every year at the Patterson bash, 516 00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:41,708 a Patterson boy takes a girl up to the tower 517 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:45,462 where he deflowers them in the shower. 518 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:49,216 OK. Drew is no different. He's gonna be just like his big brothers. 519 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:53,178 - That whole thing is stupid gossip. - It's more than gossip. It's a rumor. 520 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:54,888 I say we tell her. 521 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:57,724 I say you keep your mouth shut and let her dream. 522 00:32:57,934 --> 00:33:01,186 Guys, it's 5:28. We've only got two minutes until my dad calls, 523 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,188 and I promised him your mom would be here. Where is she? 524 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:06,566 AA meeting. And then she's meeting Jennifer for a drink. 525 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:11,238 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 526 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:15,701 Home movies. Do you have any home movies of your mom? 527 00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:18,286 I don't know. She hates being videotaped. 528 00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:20,914 Come on, you have to have something. He's gonna call any minute. 529 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:22,082 (cell phone ringing) 530 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,584 - What the hell is that? - I got a million videotapes here. 531 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:27,212 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, Mandy, just checking in. 532 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,380 What you doing? 533 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:34,803 - (Alexa) '91 , no. '92, no. - Reading 1984. 534 00:33:35,471 --> 00:33:38,473 Yeah, I'm right at the part where Winston is about to go stark raving mad. 535 00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:40,934 You know, because he can't escape the relentless, meddling, 536 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:44,771 - intrusive gaze of Big Brother. - Oh, my God. Our first talent show. 537 00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:48,275 - Hey, what's that? - (Alexa) We'll watch it. 538 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,110 There are boys there? 539 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,446 - Guys. Guys. - OK. Perfect. 540 00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:56,950 Dad, no. There's no boys here. And Alexa's mom is around here somewhere. 541 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,619 Would it be too much trouble if I asked to see her? 542 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,832 Uh... All right, Dad. 543 00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:07,544 All right. If you insist. 544 00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:09,755 Kind of. I do. Yeah. 545 00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:22,184 Get out of here! Out! Get out! 546 00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:23,477 - Get out! - Jeez! Stop! 547 00:34:23,644 --> 00:34:25,645 Mandy, thanks. I'll call back in a half hour. 548 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:27,606 But the... Yeah. 549 00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:31,109 OK. Bye. 550 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:35,113 - (laughs) - Wow. 551 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:39,993 That was seriously insanely stressful. I cannot believe it worked. 552 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,245 You guys, we can do this. 553 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,873 We can totally punk my dad. He's only going to call twice an hour. 554 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,501 You think we can pull off such a radical punk? 555 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:50,420 Mandy, your rampaging hormones are making you delusional. Be reasonable. 556 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,506 Drew Patterson's waiting for me, 557 00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:55,592 ergo, tonight's not about being reasonable. 558 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:12,609 - Lisa. - She scares me. 559 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:16,363 That vial she wears around her neck, it's got Marilyn Manson's blood in it. 560 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:19,533 - Marilyn Manson doesn't have blood. - (Cayenne) She's psycho, OK. 561 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:23,120 Don't go to the dark side, Mandy. That's just what she wants. 562 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,834 You're right. I'm not gonna get mad. 563 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:32,379 We're gonna go shopping. 564 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:36,258 We have to find a seriously wicked outfit. 565 00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:00,907 Should've known trashing that crappy little rag wouldn't stop her. 566 00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:03,243 She's probably gonna try and score some killer outfit. 567 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:05,203 What if she finds something outrageously cool? 568 00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:08,623 Highly doubtful. But I'm not taking any chances. 569 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:13,336 Remember when Four Eyes ate that macadamia nut cookie in second grade, 570 00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:16,006 and puffed up like a blowfish? 571 00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:28,435 How am I gonna get her to chow down on it? 572 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:32,856 Tell her it's free. Tell her it's orgasmic, whatever. 573 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,775 Just make sure she puts it into her pie hole. 574 00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:51,082 Are you kidding me? A $10 Scoopy Yogurt card just for trying this? 575 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:54,002 (exclaims) This is my lucky day. 576 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:01,843 It's like a sauna in there. 577 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:05,889 You know, I feel really bloated. I mean, nothing is looking good on me. 578 00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:13,230 Mandy... Your face. 579 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,482 It's alive. 580 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,442 What's happening to you? 581 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:20,153 Jeez Louise, you guys. What is the big deal? 582 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,908 Oh, my God. I have butt face. 583 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:28,536 - (cell phone ringing) - It's my dad. 584 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:33,583 Hey, Dad. I know you probably want to see us hard at work. 585 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:35,377 So here it goes. 586 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:46,054 Great, girls. Keep up the good work. I'll call you back. 587 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:47,264 Bye. 588 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:51,226 It worked. I'm safe. 589 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,272 - (Lisa laughing) - Not for long. 590 00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,568 - Butt face! - (all laughing) 591 00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:02,529 - Butt face! - Butt face. 592 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,033 Crap, this is a nightmare. 593 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:13,123 Take some of my Lexadril. I use it for my allergies. It works. 594 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,332 Here. 595 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:21,798 (kids screaming) 596 00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:28,221 (Mandy) It's amazing. It works, like, right away. 597 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:30,849 - Are you sure you're OK now? - I'm fine. 598 00:38:32,601 --> 00:38:33,685 Easy. 599 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:38,857 Not too much. It makes you sleepy. 600 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:43,987 Don't be ridiculous, you guys. I'm not even tired. 601 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,615 There is no way I'm going to fall asleep. 602 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:52,829 - Mandy! - Mandy! 603 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:54,205 Mandy. Here. 604 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,960 - Have you seen Mandy? - She's not here. 605 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:03,256 - Your lying skills haven't improved. - We saw her at the makeup counter. 606 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:05,008 Her face was huge. 607 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,970 Well, if you happen to see her, tell her we'll miss her tonight. 608 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:19,522 - Come on. - That slut. She can't stop me. 609 00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:23,234 I'm gonna beat her at her own game. 610 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:27,447 - Mandy. - Your face is better. 611 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,494 I need to get dry. 612 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:42,837 The Holy Grail. 613 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:47,884 Let us take a moment of silence for the perfect outfit. 614 00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:06,653 I can't believe I just spent two months' paycheck on 20 ounces of fabric. 615 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,196 I am flat broke. 616 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:11,116 Why do I feel so fantastic? 617 00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:13,284 (cell phone ringing) 618 00:40:13,452 --> 00:40:14,577 Hey, Pop. 619 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:15,870 Yeah, I bet you're wondering what we're doing, 620 00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:19,457 and we're still hitting the books. Let me show you. 621 00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:26,005 Wow, looks like you guys haven't even moved. 622 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,592 Hello? What's happening? 623 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,763 - Well, I'm losing the signal. - Might be on your end or mine. 624 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:37,100 I'll call you back on Alexa's landline, all right? 625 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:42,522 Landline, landline. Plan B. We've got to get reception. 626 00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:46,359 Now, finding that number. 627 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,321 There we go. 628 00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:58,371 (phone ringing) 629 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:08,965 Hello? 630 00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:11,217 (Alexa) Hello? 631 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:12,635 Hi, Alexa? 632 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,389 Yes. 633 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:19,309 Yeah, it's Mandy's father. Is Mandy there? 634 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:22,562 Uh-huh. 635 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:27,108 OK, could I speak with her, please? 636 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:29,819 Uh-huh. 637 00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:35,283 Now. May I speak with her now? It's her father... 638 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,244 ...calling. 639 00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:41,456 Please hold. I have another call. 640 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:51,132 Hi. Sorry for putting you on hold, but it was my dad. 641 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,927 - Yeah. - I'll get Mandy for you. 642 00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,763 Oh, darn, she's in the bathroom. 643 00:41:56,931 --> 00:42:00,517 - Would you like to wait? - Would I like to wait? 644 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:03,353 Sure, I'd love to wait. 645 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,438 Come on, give me some bars. 646 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,233 Gosh. Thank you. 647 00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:09,484 (dialing) 648 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,196 (cell phone ringing) 649 00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:18,910 Hello? 650 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:21,621 Hey! What's going on here? 651 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,540 - Nothing. - Mandy. 652 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:26,125 Would you mind showing me that nothing? 653 00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:29,045 Dad, I'm still in the bathroom. Do you want a play by play? 654 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,549 - I'll call you back in two minutes. - Yeah, that's fine. Hello? 655 00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:36,678 Brown leather couch. 656 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,974 - Excuse me, these leather pieces are... - OK. Lamp, that one. 657 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:43,810 - And the room divider. - I don't have a room divider. 658 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:44,936 It's not like my dad knows that. 659 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,939 It's either the room divider or the rest of the furniture store. Move! 660 00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:55,280 Fifty-two seconds until hell phone doomsday. 661 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,156 Thank you, always so helpful. 662 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,994 Just sit down. Take your shoes off. And act natural. 663 00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:02,662 Stuff your face! 664 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:14,674 (Bruce) Are you girls part of some sort of reality show? 665 00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:21,639 Um... 666 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,600 Bruce. 667 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,894 I promise to make a purchase, OK? 668 00:43:27,062 --> 00:43:31,065 All you have to do is sit here, smile and wave. 669 00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:33,818 Two minutes tops. Thank you. 670 00:43:35,529 --> 00:43:36,863 Everybody settled? 671 00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:40,199 - Should I be calling my agent? - No. 672 00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:45,079 No. OK, just please go with the flow. And act fatherly and read the paper. 673 00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,211 (cell phone ringing) 674 00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:55,214 Yeah. Hi, Mandy. What's going on? 675 00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:58,676 - Who's that man? - We're just hanging and... 676 00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:03,097 Dad, don't be rude. You remember Alexa's step-dad? 677 00:44:03,265 --> 00:44:04,390 Gerald. 678 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,146 He's a mortician. 679 00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:15,068 Right. OK. I'm... 680 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:19,072 So I'll call you back in a half hour. Hello, Gerald. 681 00:44:20,407 --> 00:44:22,575 OK. Bye. 682 00:44:27,414 --> 00:44:29,165 - Oh, my gosh. - We rock. 683 00:44:30,959 --> 00:44:32,543 Thank you, Bruce! 684 00:44:33,253 --> 00:44:35,421 - Thanks, Bruce. - Thanks, Brucey. 685 00:44:35,589 --> 00:44:38,591 Hey, whatever you girls are on, can I have some? 686 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:39,842 (laughing) 687 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:42,845 (man on PA) Bruce, please report to the manager's office. 688 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:52,230 (Lisa laughing) 689 00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:56,818 Cinderella's carriage turned back into a pumpkin. 690 00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:59,362 She is so smoked. 691 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:01,948 That'll teach her to mess with the Alpha Blonde. 692 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:05,868 Blair, I want you to spy on the schizoid. 693 00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:07,578 - Make sure she's down and out. - Why me? 694 00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:09,372 Because pretty eyes see better. 695 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:14,377 - Get out. - OK. 696 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:25,805 (Mandy) No! 697 00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:28,141 (man) Don't bother begging or crying. 698 00:45:28,308 --> 00:45:29,308 (Mandy) No, that's my car! 699 00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:30,643 You can pick it up at the impound in an hour. 700 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,228 What goes in the truck stays in the truck. 701 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,355 It'll be about $300. 702 00:45:46,618 --> 00:45:48,953 Talk about a nail in the coffin. 703 00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:54,584 - No. We've got to get the money. - How? 704 00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:09,849 (playing rock music) 705 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,116 Mandy, I feel dizzy. 706 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:31,162 Like I'm gonna pass out and wake up in a pool of my own making. 707 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:35,166 You say that like it's a bad thing. Look at the crowd. They love it. 708 00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:37,794 (singer) Thank you. Don't forget to vote for us. 709 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:40,213 Alexa. Alexa, think about it. 710 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:42,882 Which one of us has the skills here? 711 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:46,385 - Thank you very much. - You're right, I... 712 00:46:46,553 --> 00:46:48,846 I'm gonna... I'm gonna take one for the team. 713 00:46:49,014 --> 00:46:51,390 - Good. - I got it. 714 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:52,892 You're Dead Meat? 715 00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:55,728 - How did you guess? - You're on. 716 00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:05,071 Time to take the training wheels off, kiddo. 717 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:22,004 Come on, Alexa! 718 00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:31,013 I can't sing. 719 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:44,443 (audience booing) 720 00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:47,029 I don't got it. 721 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,614 - You do it. - Me? 722 00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:52,243 - (Mandy) No, you do it. - (Alexa) I can't. Brain fading fast. 723 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,795 Let's go! 724 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:20,229 You said, oh, girl It's a cold world 725 00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:23,816 When you keep it all to yourself 726 00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:28,237 I said, you can't hide on the inside 727 00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:32,158 All the pain you've ever felt 728 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:36,746 Ransom my heart, baby Don't look back 729 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:41,167 'Cause we got nobody else 730 00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:46,297 We're running with the shadows of the night 731 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:50,551 So, baby, take my hand It'll be all right 732 00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:54,472 Surrender all your dreams to me tonight 733 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,184 They'll come true in the end 734 00:48:58,352 --> 00:48:59,435 Stop! 735 00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:05,191 My dad. 736 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:09,445 If everybody could please be quiet? 737 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:12,740 I'm asking nicely. 738 00:49:15,827 --> 00:49:17,244 Yo, I said quiet! 739 00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:20,748 Thanks. 740 00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:25,461 I'm 18 years old and I've never been in love. 741 00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,089 Never even been kissed, 742 00:49:28,256 --> 00:49:31,258 but right now, I have the chance to be with this really, 743 00:49:31,426 --> 00:49:33,219 really amazing guy. 744 00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:37,390 But my dad's car got towed, and I need 300 bucks. 745 00:49:37,557 --> 00:49:39,725 And he's gonna call me on my video phone any second. 746 00:49:39,893 --> 00:49:44,522 And if I can't convince him that I'm anywhere but here, I'm screwed. 747 00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:46,649 My life is over. 748 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,234 Do you understand? 749 00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:52,405 So I'm begging you. 750 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:55,574 I'm asking you to just please... 751 00:49:56,451 --> 00:49:58,035 Please help me. 752 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,789 - (cell phone ringing) - That's my dad. 753 00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:07,837 Please, just... Please, help me. 754 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:17,054 - Hi, Daddy. - Hey, Mandy. 755 00:50:17,222 --> 00:50:19,098 Listen. 756 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:23,936 About the duplex. You know, it really is just one option. 757 00:50:25,313 --> 00:50:28,733 - And it's a darn fine one, Dad. - Yeah. 758 00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:32,820 - So, what are you girls doing? - Uh... 759 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:34,989 We're taking a break and... 760 00:50:35,949 --> 00:50:37,950 ...we're watching a DVD. 761 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:41,078 - Oh, yeah, which one? - Um... 762 00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:44,749 Dance Like You Mean It 2. 763 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:46,876 - What? - (audience) What? 764 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,919 Cool. 765 00:50:49,087 --> 00:50:54,008 Hey, do me a favor. Point your video camera at the DVD. 766 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:58,137 I want to see how good this looks on the phone. All right? 767 00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:03,100 (inaudible) 768 00:51:05,645 --> 00:51:07,354 (playing "Shadows of the Night") 769 00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:40,096 (Tom) That's weird, the... 770 00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:46,268 The clock in the DVD says 7:32, and it's 7:32. 771 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:50,106 Wow. Go figure. 772 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:54,360 Yeah. Do me a favor and let the DVD 773 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:56,862 play a little longer and then pause it. 774 00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:04,328 All right. I'm taping and now I'm pausing. 775 00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:09,291 Huh. 776 00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:19,760 That's... 777 00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:22,847 That's a fine DVD. 778 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:28,727 - OK. - OK. 779 00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:30,354 I'll talk to you in a half hour. 780 00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:32,106 - Bye, Dad. - Bye. 781 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:35,234 (all laughing) 782 00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:37,653 (all applauding) 783 00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:40,239 Thank you so, so much. 784 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:44,577 You know that sometimes it feels like 785 00:52:44,744 --> 00:52:48,539 It's all moving way too fast 786 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:53,460 Use every alibi and words you deny 787 00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:56,755 That love ain't meant to last 788 00:52:57,591 --> 00:53:01,427 You can cry tough, baby It's all right 789 00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:06,807 You can let me down easy But not tonight 790 00:53:06,975 --> 00:53:11,061 We're running with the shadows of the night 791 00:53:11,229 --> 00:53:15,274 So, baby, take my hand It'll be all right 792 00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:19,069 Surrender all your dreams to me tonight 793 00:53:19,237 --> 00:53:22,823 They'll come true in the end 794 00:53:23,366 --> 00:53:25,201 (all cheering) 795 00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:29,163 Yeah, I know. I'm watching it and I don't believe it. 796 00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:33,959 (doorbell ringing) 797 00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:38,839 Hey, hey. There he is. How you doing, buddy? 798 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:40,633 Give me some of that, or not. 799 00:53:42,135 --> 00:53:45,221 He's fantastic. Well, he just knows to run away. 800 00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:48,098 What are you gonna do all day? 801 00:53:48,266 --> 00:53:51,268 Shopping, then yoga, then more shopping. 802 00:53:51,436 --> 00:53:53,312 You know, the more I spend, the harder Ray has to work 803 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,605 and the less I have to see him. 804 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:57,149 I figure about two more maxed-out Visas and... He's gone. 805 00:53:57,317 --> 00:53:58,984 - That's a nice plan. - Thank you very much. 806 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:00,861 We're gonna be here bonding. You don't worry about a thing. 807 00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:02,154 - Go. I got it. - Good. Thank you 808 00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:03,364 - I need the break. - You're welcome. All right. 809 00:54:03,531 --> 00:54:05,866 - You're a good uncle. - No problem. 810 00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:07,076 - See you. - Bye. 811 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:11,205 - (door closing) - Just gonna be us now. 812 00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:19,630 - Where is she? - She hasn't come out yet. 813 00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:24,009 (man) Congratulations to our Battle of the Bands winner, Dead Meat. 814 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:28,681 Oh, my God. She's a zombie. She keeps rising up from the dead. 815 00:54:28,848 --> 00:54:30,849 (Kimberly) Where did she get that outfit? 816 00:54:31,017 --> 00:54:33,185 - Are you seeing this? - (Lisa) Do I look blind? 817 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:36,689 That poser almost looks hot. Damn her. 818 00:54:40,193 --> 00:54:42,736 Lenny? This is Lisa Cross. 819 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,115 There's a wacko stalking Drew. She just escaped from the nut house. 820 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:49,952 She's driving this ugly old American car. 821 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,163 - License... - 1TAH-498. 822 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:57,042 - I'm really good with numbers. - I thought you failed math? 823 00:54:57,210 --> 00:55:02,089 - I lied. - Her license is 1TAH-498. 824 00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:05,968 She's with two other punk-ass girls. Don't let her in. 825 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:09,054 - I am so in awe of you. - Save it. 826 00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:12,683 Let's get our butts to the mall. That outfit is mine. 827 00:55:19,232 --> 00:55:20,733 Hey. 828 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:23,527 What do you got there? You wanna put that back? 829 00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:26,697 - Yeah? No? - No. 830 00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:28,032 Don't you... 831 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,869 Don't take one more step. 832 00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:39,043 Listen to me. You are not going to break that. 833 00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:42,129 You're going to put it down or you're going to give it to me. 834 00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:44,423 - No. - But you are not... 835 00:55:45,383 --> 00:55:47,051 Peyton. 836 00:55:47,218 --> 00:55:50,429 One of us is gonna blink and it's not gonna be me. 837 00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:06,070 - Peyton, get back here. - (glass breaking) 838 00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:08,280 (Tom groaning) 839 00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:10,282 Ow, ow! 840 00:56:13,661 --> 00:56:16,872 Hold it right there, please, ladies. Hold it right there, please. 841 00:56:23,338 --> 00:56:27,049 Nice try, but I saw your license plate and I've been tipped off. 842 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:31,553 - What do you mean, tipped off? - It was so Lisa and her cult. 843 00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:33,305 You're the wacko stalking Drew Patterson. 844 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:35,933 No, no, no, you have me confused with some other wacko. 845 00:56:36,101 --> 00:56:40,312 - He invited me, I'm on the list. - You're on the list all right. 846 00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:43,524 Look. I'm gonna call the cops, all right? 847 00:56:43,691 --> 00:56:46,902 So why don't you just back away and back off. 848 00:56:47,904 --> 00:56:52,241 Mandy. Maybe itjust wasn't meant to be. You know? 849 00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:55,160 The only list we're on is the loser list. 850 00:56:55,328 --> 00:56:57,830 My whole life I've been on the loser list. 851 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:10,300 Lisa, it's Lenny. 852 00:57:13,513 --> 00:57:14,888 Thanks, Lenny. 853 00:57:16,182 --> 00:57:19,810 She just won't give up. She's like a pit bull with boobs. 854 00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:22,521 Time to get a little more proactive. 855 00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:27,943 Peyton. 856 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:29,945 Game over, buddy. 857 00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:31,905 (cell phone ringing) 858 00:57:36,369 --> 00:57:39,663 - Yeah, hello. - Hi. May I please talk to Mandy? 859 00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:42,624 Yeah, well, no. She's not here. She's at Alexa's house. 860 00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:46,545 Really? She was supposed to be here with the booze an hour ago. 861 00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:50,632 - Booze? What booze? - Oh, well. Have a nice night. 862 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,301 No, no, no. Don't hang up. 863 00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:53,719 Hello? 864 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,525 (cell phone ringing) 865 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,403 Big Father again. 866 00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:14,740 - It can't be. I still got six minutes. - Pull over. 867 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:16,408 (honking) 868 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:20,787 I can't. Give me my sweatshirt. 869 00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:36,094 Hey, Dad. What's up? 870 00:58:36,262 --> 00:58:38,514 Just having fun. How about you? 871 00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:40,724 Hey, got any booze? 872 00:58:41,559 --> 00:58:43,310 Why? Are you running low? 873 00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:45,938 Come on, Dad, you know I wouldn't do that. 874 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:50,025 Hey, what's that? You're not driving in a car, are you? 875 00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:56,323 No, I'm looking for a CD. 876 00:58:56,491 --> 00:58:57,783 Here, look. 877 00:59:03,331 --> 00:59:05,082 No hands. No eyes. 878 00:59:08,086 --> 00:59:09,378 Let me see the keys. 879 00:59:10,129 --> 00:59:12,464 Uh... Sure, the keys. Right. 880 00:59:18,763 --> 00:59:20,973 See? Dad, now, think about it. 881 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:22,849 I couldn't very well be zooming down the street 882 00:59:23,017 --> 00:59:25,310 with no hands on the wheels, covering my eyes 883 00:59:25,478 --> 00:59:29,022 and dangling the keys, now, could I? Jeez. A little trust would be nice. 884 00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:33,610 (Tom) Yeah, I don't know what's the matter with me. 885 00:59:33,778 --> 00:59:36,071 - You know, with you graduating... - Yeah, I know, Dad. 886 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:39,032 I really want to nail my econ final, so I have to go hit the books. Bye. 887 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,450 - Hey, Mandy. - Yes, Dad. 888 00:59:40,618 --> 00:59:42,119 - Love you. - Love you, too, bye. 889 00:59:43,621 --> 00:59:45,622 - Put the keys back in. - I'm... Hey, I'm... 890 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:48,000 (groaning) 891 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:50,377 Guys, come on. Guys, seriously. 892 00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:54,381 (Cayenne screaming) Start, come on! 893 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,009 (all screaming) 894 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,195 Hey. There you are, good one. 895 01:00:18,197 --> 01:00:21,617 Look at you, you're gonna be an architect. Nice. 896 01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:26,538 What are you... What are you... Well, don't do that. 897 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,292 All right. 898 01:00:31,252 --> 01:00:33,378 That's not fair. No, no, no, no, no. 899 01:00:33,546 --> 01:00:36,340 OK. Look at me now. Look at me now. 900 01:00:36,507 --> 01:00:37,799 Hey. 901 01:00:37,967 --> 01:00:40,344 Hey, no, no. Oh, no, no. 902 01:00:40,511 --> 01:00:42,012 Seriously, I'll go onto the roof. 903 01:00:49,854 --> 01:00:52,356 This is getting weird. 904 01:00:52,523 --> 01:00:56,943 Getting weird? We crossed the line from desperation to deranged hours ago. 905 01:00:57,111 --> 01:00:59,071 OK? We almost died. 906 01:00:59,238 --> 01:01:02,574 A rational person would take that as a sign. 907 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:08,955 A sign. 908 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:13,460 This. This is a sign. 909 01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:16,672 A sign I shouldn't give up. 910 01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,594 Yeah, you know it's not a toy. 911 01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:27,391 I'm not upset that you broke it. But I worked on it for a very long time, 912 01:01:27,558 --> 01:01:29,893 and you destroyed it in a matter of seconds. 913 01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:32,521 Yeah, that's not upsetting at all. 914 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:35,315 Why don't we just sit here, take a little time-out. 915 01:01:37,735 --> 01:01:39,403 Let's see ifwe can't entertain you for a couple of minutes. 916 01:01:39,570 --> 01:01:40,570 - (Peyton chuckles) - Keep your hands off... 917 01:01:40,738 --> 01:01:43,365 Sesame Street is always good, as is Barney. 918 01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:48,245 What do we have here? 919 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:51,581 This might be interesting. 920 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,627 All I need is for you to sit there... 921 01:01:56,671 --> 01:02:01,883 ...and not break things. 922 01:02:03,886 --> 01:02:05,470 You're still behind me, right? 923 01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:07,639 (woman on TV) Doing great. 924 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:09,599 Good, good. One more push. 925 01:02:09,767 --> 01:02:11,476 (grunting) 926 01:02:13,938 --> 01:02:15,647 (doctor) Yes, good, good, good. 927 01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:20,402 One more, one... 928 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,280 That's good. 929 01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:25,407 It's a girl. 930 01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:30,912 Cut the cord, Mr. Gilbert. 931 01:02:31,497 --> 01:02:32,914 Mr. Gilbert? 932 01:02:33,082 --> 01:02:34,166 Mr. Gilbert. 933 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,667 (Tom) You're rolling. Got it, sis? 934 01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:37,753 - (Marsha) Yeah, I got it, go. - OK, eyes closed. 935 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,339 I'll walk you over the step. Your big birthday... Step. There you go. 936 01:02:41,507 --> 01:02:44,676 Birthday surprise coming up. Keep those eyes closed. 937 01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:47,095 And open your eyes. 938 01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:48,889 - Happy birthday, kitten! - (Marsha) Happy birthday, Mandy! 939 01:02:49,056 --> 01:02:50,557 - Is that for me? - Yes. 940 01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:52,684 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 941 01:02:52,852 --> 01:02:55,061 - It's the best bike ever! - I know. 942 01:02:55,229 --> 01:02:58,899 - Can I try it? Let's try it. - Yes, yes, it's yours. Happy birthday! 943 01:02:59,525 --> 01:03:01,359 - Got it? - (Marsha) Yeah, I got, I got it. 944 01:03:02,528 --> 01:03:04,863 - OK, Daddy, let go. - I know, you got it. 945 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:06,114 Daddy, you can let go now. 946 01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:07,365 - You got... - Daddy, I got it! 947 01:03:07,533 --> 01:03:09,117 OK, OK, there you go. 948 01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:10,327 You got it. You're on your own. You got it! 949 01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:11,536 (Marsha whooping) 950 01:03:11,704 --> 01:03:14,956 You're doing it. You don't need me, that's great. 951 01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:16,541 Look at her. 952 01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,568 (Lenny exclaiming) 953 01:03:43,736 --> 01:03:45,320 (Spanish song playing on radio) 954 01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:53,411 (speaking French) 955 01:03:56,415 --> 01:03:59,084 (speaking Spanish) 956 01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:02,587 Germans. 957 01:04:02,755 --> 01:04:04,965 Go right ahead, ladies. 958 01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:12,597 - I can't believe it. We made it in. - Of course. 959 01:04:12,765 --> 01:04:13,890 (whooping) 960 01:04:33,744 --> 01:04:35,287 (Peyton laughing) 961 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,625 (music playing on TV) 962 01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:48,884 (man on TV) Are you ready for Babes Gone Bonkerz? 963 01:04:49,051 --> 01:04:50,969 (woman) Bring it on, baby. 964 01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,931 You want to meet the twins? 965 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:57,392 Do you want to meet the twins? 966 01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:01,688 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 967 01:05:01,856 --> 01:05:03,815 - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. - Let's... 968 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:06,192 Let's not tell your mom about this. OK? What do you say? 969 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,486 Let's play a new game. We're gonna play hide and seek. 970 01:05:08,654 --> 01:05:10,614 Yeah, sound good? What do you say? 971 01:05:10,781 --> 01:05:13,491 You hide, and I'm gonna count to a really big number, 972 01:05:13,659 --> 01:05:17,537 and then I'll come find you. Ready? Go hide. 973 01:05:22,835 --> 01:05:24,753 ( "Tell Me You Love Me") 974 01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:29,007 Tell me all your dreams that you wanna come true 975 01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:32,344 I listen to you sing while I pretend 976 01:05:32,511 --> 01:05:35,180 You tell me all your lies but you can't 977 01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:37,849 Tell me you love me 978 01:05:38,517 --> 01:05:40,977 Just tell me you love me 979 01:05:42,855 --> 01:05:46,149 I remember one day when we laughed out loud 980 01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:49,986 When I saw your face in a faceless crowd 981 01:05:50,154 --> 01:05:53,156 You hit me like lightning 982 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:56,159 And your words are frightening 983 01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:00,622 (Alexa) Queen of Darkness jacked your outfit. 984 01:06:01,582 --> 01:06:04,209 That's it. It's over. 985 01:06:07,004 --> 01:06:10,298 Listen. It's for the best. 986 01:06:12,551 --> 01:06:14,886 We saw a video and... 987 01:06:15,346 --> 01:06:17,889 ...Danny Sherpil called you a hump and dump 988 01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:20,225 and said Drew was gonna hit and run. 989 01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:23,186 - What? - The Patterson Legend? 990 01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:27,107 The virginal sacrifice? Every year at this party, 991 01:06:27,274 --> 01:06:30,527 a Patterson male has a girl meet him in the tower. 992 01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:33,029 And he gets her into the shower. 993 01:06:33,906 --> 01:06:35,615 Maybe he wasn't even gonna start the shower. 994 01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,909 Well, if he does, you know he's got a whole lot more planned 995 01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:39,536 than a shampoo and cream rinse. 996 01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:44,124 Mandy, if you were to walk up those stairs, everyone would know, 997 01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:48,586 and unless he fell head over heels in love with you and dumped Lisa, 998 01:06:48,754 --> 01:06:52,757 you'd forever be a tower girl, and be even more shunned than usual. 999 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:56,886 Trust me, Lisa did you a favor by jacking your baby. 1000 01:06:58,264 --> 01:07:01,307 Yeah. Yeah, you guys are right. 1001 01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:04,561 Itjust wasn't meant to be. 1002 01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:08,690 - You're wrong. - OK, I'm confused. 1003 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:11,818 I know. I know what Danny Sherpil said. 1004 01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,945 And I know what I've been saying all night, 1005 01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:17,782 but, Mandy, the Force is with you. 1006 01:07:17,950 --> 01:07:21,786 Look at the facts, you've survived a butt face, a near drowning, 1007 01:07:21,954 --> 01:07:25,790 you entirely rearranged the furniture department at Morrison's. 1008 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:28,543 OK, you conquered a bar full of drunks. 1009 01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:31,379 You survived a death car on the freeway. 1010 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:34,299 And against all odds, you have done the impossible 1011 01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:36,468 and totally phone-punked your dad. 1012 01:07:37,011 --> 01:07:39,846 - Yeah. - So on the contrary, Mandy... 1013 01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:43,683 ...this whole night was meant to be. 1014 01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:47,729 - You really think so? - Yes. I do. 1015 01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:54,027 - Holy crap, Cayenne. - You are full of surprises. 1016 01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:55,320 Thank you. 1017 01:07:56,614 --> 01:07:58,031 (cloth tearing) 1018 01:08:00,534 --> 01:08:03,745 Peyton. Ready or not, here I come. 1019 01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:06,289 I'm gonna find you, buddy. 1020 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,502 Where are you? Here I come. 1021 01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:12,796 I'm gonna find you. 1022 01:08:12,963 --> 01:08:15,507 You're not in here, are you? No. 1023 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:18,468 Wasting time in that room. Maybe in here. 1024 01:08:18,636 --> 01:08:20,762 Am I getting warmer, buddy? 1025 01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:24,849 - You in here somewhere? - (cell phone ringing) 1026 01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:28,853 - Hello. - Hi, it's me. 1027 01:08:29,396 --> 01:08:32,148 - Marsha. - Guess what I just got? 1028 01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:35,193 A brand new video phone, like yours and Mandy's. 1029 01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:38,530 - Really? - Yep. How're you guys getting along? 1030 01:08:38,697 --> 01:08:40,698 Oh, terrific. 1031 01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:42,158 He's... 1032 01:08:42,868 --> 01:08:46,079 - ...sleeping. - You hesitated. 1033 01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:49,207 That means you're lying, I can always tell when you're lying. 1034 01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:51,334 What's he wearing? 1035 01:08:51,502 --> 01:08:56,214 The Spidey-Hulk-Bat thingy. 1036 01:08:56,382 --> 01:08:58,424 You are so busted, that's not what he's wearing. 1037 01:08:58,592 --> 01:09:00,969 Which means you're not in the same room with him. 1038 01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:04,389 - Show him to me. - What do you mean? 1039 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:06,641 You heard me. Shoot a video like you do with Mandy. 1040 01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:11,729 Right. OK, well, it's just I'm hopping to the bathroom, literally, right now. 1041 01:09:11,897 --> 01:09:15,316 So let me call you back in two minutes with that. OK? All right. 1042 01:09:18,737 --> 01:09:21,030 Peyton, buddy, where are you? Come on, work with me. 1043 01:09:21,198 --> 01:09:23,324 I gotta find you now, buddy. She's gonna call back. 1044 01:09:23,492 --> 01:09:25,618 She's gonna call back any second. Come on, seriously. 1045 01:09:25,786 --> 01:09:27,537 A little help, pal. Peyton. 1046 01:09:27,705 --> 01:09:31,124 Man, this is not right. This is not happening to me. 1047 01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:33,960 What am I doing? Peyton, Peyton. 1048 01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:36,004 ( "Shiver") 1049 01:09:38,090 --> 01:09:41,759 I can tell exactly how your thing's gonna end 1050 01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:45,138 I see you chilling but you're still unaware 1051 01:09:45,306 --> 01:09:49,058 But, boy, I'm coming for you So you better stay aware 1052 01:09:49,226 --> 01:09:52,937 There's no escape if you even try to run 1053 01:09:53,105 --> 01:09:56,733 Forget, forget It's already begun 1054 01:09:58,152 --> 01:10:01,905 I wanna taste your love 1055 01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:06,242 Oh, I'm gonna turn you on 1056 01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:09,746 Make sure there's no time 1057 01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:13,124 Oh, I'm gonna make you shiver 1058 01:10:17,004 --> 01:10:19,464 You made it. Any trouble getting here? 1059 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:21,633 No, piece of cake. 1060 01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:27,805 Here we go, we'll improvise. Ready, yeah. 1061 01:10:28,974 --> 01:10:33,269 Yeah, you wanna play it that way? That's what we'll do, then. How's that? 1062 01:10:33,437 --> 01:10:35,647 - (cell phone ringing) - Yes, hello. 1063 01:10:35,814 --> 01:10:37,315 All right, let's see him. 1064 01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:39,651 Well, you know, he's asleep as I said and... 1065 01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:43,404 And quite frankly, you know, it doesn't seem like you trust me. 1066 01:10:43,572 --> 01:10:47,158 I'm actually offended by that, that you would not trust me. 1067 01:10:47,326 --> 01:10:50,203 And like I said, he's asleep. 1068 01:10:50,454 --> 01:10:54,249 I'm on the fast track of getting really cranky here, big brother. 1069 01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:58,544 All right, OK, fine. I'm going in the bedroom there. 1070 01:10:58,712 --> 01:11:01,256 Look at him in bed, he looks so adorable. 1071 01:11:03,175 --> 01:11:04,384 He's... 1072 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:06,636 He's so still. 1073 01:11:06,887 --> 01:11:09,597 Normally he tosses and turns like crazy when he sleeps. 1074 01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:11,432 Oh, he does? 1075 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,644 Well, maybe he's just sleeping really soundly. 1076 01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:19,357 - See, I told you. - Oh, yeah. Gosh, you're right. 1077 01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:22,026 Maybe he's having a bad dream. Maybe you should wake him up. 1078 01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:25,405 Oh, sis, gosh, I don't know, I mean... 1079 01:11:25,572 --> 01:11:28,866 Honestly, it took so long to get him to go to sleep, 1080 01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:32,870 I would hate to be the cause of him waking up. 1081 01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:35,581 OK, let him sleep. 1082 01:11:36,208 --> 01:11:39,836 Yeah. Let's let him sleep. I'll talk to you later. 1083 01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:43,715 (sighing) 1084 01:11:49,763 --> 01:11:53,391 I lost the kid. Why can't I just tell her I lost the kid? 1085 01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:57,729 I lost control of my daughter. 1086 01:11:58,939 --> 01:12:01,357 I've lost control of my life. 1087 01:12:02,067 --> 01:12:04,402 (sighing) Peyton. 1088 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:09,532 Peyton, I don't want to be a crummy uncle, I want to be a great uncle. 1089 01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:12,744 I could be a great uncle, if I could just find you. 1090 01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:15,163 (Peyton laughing) 1091 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:19,417 Gosh, I wonder where Peyton is. 1092 01:12:20,669 --> 01:12:25,590 - You found me. - I sure did. (laughing) 1093 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:27,258 There you are. 1094 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:33,931 You like that? 1095 01:12:35,267 --> 01:12:36,726 Pretty tasty. 1096 01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:41,856 It's almost 9:00. 1097 01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:43,775 Time to call Mandy. 1098 01:12:56,997 --> 01:12:57,955 ( "Some Place to Fall") 1099 01:12:58,123 --> 01:12:59,791 Some place to fall 1100 01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:02,627 No pain at all 1101 01:13:02,795 --> 01:13:08,091 I know I'm home when I'm next to you 1102 01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:13,179 (Drew) I can't believe I've been out of your orbit for four years. 1103 01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:17,850 (Mandy) Yeah, well, I haven't exactly been what you call a rising star. 1104 01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:22,980 You are tonight. You're the most beautiful girl here. 1105 01:13:23,148 --> 01:13:25,983 Drew, I don't have to be the most beautiful. 1106 01:13:26,151 --> 01:13:29,487 I'd just like to be somebody to you. 1107 01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:32,740 You are. 1108 01:13:34,326 --> 01:13:37,412 Do you wanna go somewhere we can be alone? Just the two of us? 1109 01:13:51,009 --> 01:13:52,343 ( "Your Ride") 1110 01:13:53,303 --> 01:13:56,347 Um... I'm expecting a call. 1111 01:13:56,765 --> 01:13:59,308 OK, I'll meet you up there. 1112 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:09,527 Your dad's gonna call, like, in a minute. 1113 01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:12,280 We have to punk him one more time. 1114 01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:14,740 No. 1115 01:14:14,908 --> 01:14:17,243 No, it's time to take a stand. 1116 01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:20,872 I'm gonna tell him that I'm gonna do what I want, when I want. 1117 01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:23,666 I mean, how could I even trust myself if he can't trust me? 1118 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:28,796 - (dialing) - What in God's name are you doing? 1119 01:14:29,047 --> 01:14:32,592 Sexual tension. It's just too much for her, she's snapped. 1120 01:14:44,396 --> 01:14:46,022 (cell phone ringing) 1121 01:14:48,108 --> 01:14:51,068 - Hello. - Daddy. Are you OK? 1122 01:14:51,236 --> 01:14:53,404 Yes, I'm fine. 1123 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:57,700 Yeah, I'm just whispering because I finally got Peyton to go to sleep. 1124 01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:02,163 Hey, Mandy, listen. 1125 01:15:03,415 --> 01:15:06,667 When I raised you, I did an OKjob, right? 1126 01:15:06,835 --> 01:15:10,588 I mean, on a scale of one to ten, 1127 01:15:10,756 --> 01:15:12,840 I was probably an eight. 1128 01:15:13,008 --> 01:15:15,718 I mean, I was at least an eight, right? 1129 01:15:15,886 --> 01:15:18,095 I mean, it wouldn't be a five. 1130 01:15:18,263 --> 01:15:21,724 Dad, you're a ten. 1131 01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:24,101 Really? 1132 01:15:24,269 --> 01:15:25,603 Cross my heart. 1133 01:15:26,813 --> 01:15:28,606 Why didn't you call me? 1134 01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:32,360 Well, because... 1135 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,904 ...I trust you. 1136 01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:38,908 Yeah. 1137 01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:41,953 Oh. 1138 01:15:43,455 --> 01:15:45,665 OK. 1139 01:15:45,832 --> 01:15:49,001 Well, I guess I'll go. 1140 01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:54,257 - Dad? - Yeah? 1141 01:15:54,424 --> 01:15:55,967 Thanks for not calling. 1142 01:15:58,887 --> 01:16:00,012 OK. 1143 01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:50,605 - Hey. - Hey. 1144 01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:55,526 Every time I see you, I like you even more. 1145 01:16:57,029 --> 01:16:58,195 Thanks. 1146 01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:08,080 - So, this is the tower. - Yeah. 1147 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:16,756 (Mandy) Wow. 1148 01:17:16,923 --> 01:17:18,215 That's cool. 1149 01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:23,804 That's a good one. 1150 01:17:28,393 --> 01:17:31,562 - That's... - My favorite. 1151 01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:46,035 (Kimberley and Blair chanting) 1152 01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:54,001 - Drew, you are one of us. - Drew, you are one of us. 1153 01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,629 (Lisa) She took you away. 1154 01:17:57,464 --> 01:18:04,512 - Drew, you are one of us. - Drew, you are one of us. 1155 01:18:06,390 --> 01:18:07,973 (Lisa) Come back to us. 1156 01:18:09,142 --> 01:18:11,102 What is she doing? 1157 01:18:11,269 --> 01:18:16,982 She's using Marilyn Manson's blood to put a curse on Mandy. 1158 01:18:17,150 --> 01:18:21,779 I told you, she is a real witch. 1159 01:18:23,615 --> 01:18:25,282 It's payback time. 1160 01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:31,288 Come back. 1161 01:18:31,456 --> 01:18:35,376 Come back to us. 1162 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:46,303 - Drew, you are one of us. - Drew, you are one of us. 1163 01:18:46,471 --> 01:18:49,140 (Lisa) Come to me, Drew. 1164 01:18:50,183 --> 01:18:52,143 Come back. 1165 01:18:53,186 --> 01:18:56,230 She stole you away from me. 1166 01:18:57,065 --> 01:18:58,274 - Drew, you are one of us. - Drew, you are one of us. 1167 01:18:58,442 --> 01:19:02,445 (Lisa) Leave her. Come back to me, Drew. 1168 01:19:03,321 --> 01:19:05,489 She is bad. 1169 01:19:05,657 --> 01:19:08,492 Come back to me. 1170 01:19:08,660 --> 01:19:18,836 - Drew, you are one of us. - Drew, you are one of us. 1171 01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:20,045 (gulping) 1172 01:19:20,213 --> 01:19:22,715 - Drew, you are one of us. - Drew, you are one of us. 1173 01:19:22,883 --> 01:19:24,675 (Lisa) I don't feel so good. 1174 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:37,521 (Lisa coughing) 1175 01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:38,856 (laughing) 1176 01:19:47,282 --> 01:19:49,408 I can feel your heart beating. 1177 01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:52,161 So can I. 1178 01:19:56,541 --> 01:19:57,541 Drew. 1179 01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:05,674 You're the most handsome, coolest guy I've ever met. 1180 01:20:07,427 --> 01:20:10,387 I've dreamt about this a thousand times, but... 1181 01:20:10,555 --> 01:20:12,139 My hands are sweating. 1182 01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:15,226 Would you excuse me? 1183 01:20:19,481 --> 01:20:22,566 "My palms are sweating"? Come on, Drew. 1184 01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:27,530 God. OK, water, water. 1185 01:20:27,697 --> 01:20:29,448 (water running) 1186 01:20:33,245 --> 01:20:34,411 (exclaims) 1187 01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:44,046 ( "Fragile Tough Girl") 1188 01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:48,467 But now I hurt so bad 1189 01:20:48,635 --> 01:20:51,762 You think you have friends that you 1190 01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:54,723 Don't really have 1191 01:20:54,891 --> 01:20:57,434 I can take a slap like the best ofthem 1192 01:20:57,602 --> 01:21:00,938 But when it hurts too much to feel 1193 01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:03,315 Oh, I just dress my heart up 1194 01:21:03,483 --> 01:21:07,319 In these bandages of steel 1195 01:21:07,487 --> 01:21:11,866 Oh, I'm a fragile tough girl 1196 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:13,450 Mandy? 1197 01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:20,124 (all laughing) 1198 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,293 (boy) Awesome spew. 1199 01:21:22,460 --> 01:21:25,045 Lisa Cross, the vomit queen. 1200 01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:32,553 How you feeling? 1201 01:21:37,767 --> 01:21:42,104 That was so incredibly mean and sneaky and underhanded. 1202 01:21:42,272 --> 01:21:44,899 I know, and I feel just wonderful. 1203 01:21:45,066 --> 01:21:47,610 - Wonderful. - Did you see her face? 1204 01:21:47,777 --> 01:21:50,362 They're ridiculous. 1205 01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:56,911 - How'd it go? - Let's just get out of here. 1206 01:22:24,522 --> 01:22:26,190 (door closing) 1207 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:38,410 I know you're waiting up. Ready to pounce. 1208 01:22:41,456 --> 01:22:44,541 Yeah, you're right, I couldn't sleep. 1209 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:51,590 But I want you to know that I don't wanna know. 1210 01:22:52,884 --> 01:22:55,803 - You don't wanna know what? - It's none of my business. 1211 01:22:56,721 --> 01:22:59,598 I mean, I feel bad that I tried to make it my business. 1212 01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:05,854 Remember when you said that I was a good dad and that I was a ten? 1213 01:23:07,023 --> 01:23:08,065 Yeah. 1214 01:23:11,361 --> 01:23:15,614 Well, I finally listened 1215 01:23:15,782 --> 01:23:18,409 and I just sort of realized at some point tonight, 1216 01:23:18,576 --> 01:23:20,452 I did the best I could. 1217 01:23:24,207 --> 01:23:27,292 And then everything felt like it was gonna be OK. 1218 01:23:28,795 --> 01:23:32,089 And then, well... 1219 01:23:33,049 --> 01:23:34,258 ...I have something to show you. 1220 01:23:35,468 --> 01:23:39,346 Step into my office. I made a few changes. 1221 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:45,269 Now, it's modular. 1222 01:23:47,230 --> 01:23:48,939 No longer attached. 1223 01:23:51,234 --> 01:23:52,609 Detachable. 1224 01:23:53,987 --> 01:23:55,112 Dad... 1225 01:23:57,782 --> 01:23:59,491 ...I don't want to be detachable. 1226 01:24:01,327 --> 01:24:06,790 It's just that I'm so sorry about being paranoid and overbearing 1227 01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:08,876 and ridiculous and... 1228 01:24:10,670 --> 01:24:12,463 Keep going, you're on a roll. 1229 01:24:13,757 --> 01:24:17,468 - Control freak. - Very good. 1230 01:24:17,635 --> 01:24:19,136 Thanks. 1231 01:24:21,639 --> 01:24:24,141 You know how you always say I never listen to you? 1232 01:24:24,309 --> 01:24:27,561 - Well... - Well, at this one particular moment... 1233 01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:31,398 Kind of a critical mass kind of thing, 1234 01:24:31,566 --> 01:24:34,902 when I wasn't sure, you know, what to do... 1235 01:24:37,405 --> 01:24:39,656 ...I just listened to my heart. 1236 01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:43,160 I was listening to you. 1237 01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:46,997 Sweetie. 1238 01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:54,046 Get some sleep. 1239 01:24:56,883 --> 01:25:02,763 So you could've had this boy, this Drew Patterson. 1240 01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:05,307 This every-girl's-fantasy. 1241 01:25:06,434 --> 01:25:10,479 - And turning him down means... - Social suicide. 1242 01:25:11,189 --> 01:25:12,439 I'm sorry. 1243 01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:17,319 Dad, it was my choice. 1244 01:25:19,155 --> 01:25:20,697 You let me make it. 1245 01:25:23,076 --> 01:25:24,409 Thanks. 1246 01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:31,917 (sighs) 1247 01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:48,934 (Mandy) Once again, I had to walk as a ghost on the grounds of high school. 1248 01:25:49,102 --> 01:25:53,730 For I, a humble peasant girl, had done the unthinkable. 1249 01:25:53,898 --> 01:25:56,733 I had spurned the crown prince of Camelot. 1250 01:25:56,901 --> 01:26:01,071 The repercussions of which would no doubt haunt me for weeks to come. 1251 01:26:01,239 --> 01:26:03,407 All right, all right, listen up. 1252 01:26:03,575 --> 01:26:07,077 This is the moment we've all been waiting for. 1253 01:26:10,915 --> 01:26:14,209 Senior prince, Drew Patterson, 1254 01:26:14,377 --> 01:26:17,921 will now crown his princess. 1255 01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:21,175 Drew. 1256 01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:46,033 Come on, man, what's up? 1257 01:26:47,452 --> 01:26:50,746 If you do this, you're no longer one of us. 1258 01:26:58,087 --> 01:26:59,546 Come. 1259 01:27:06,304 --> 01:27:09,056 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 1260 01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:14,061 Come with me, please. 1261 01:27:22,278 --> 01:27:23,862 (Alexa and Cayenne giggling) 1262 01:27:31,788 --> 01:27:33,872 Why are you doing this? 1263 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:37,668 With all these people around, I figured you might not say no to me. 1264 01:27:39,921 --> 01:27:42,965 And I could do this. 1265 01:27:48,513 --> 01:27:49,763 And this. 1266 01:27:53,851 --> 01:27:55,936 ( "Pictures of You") 1267 01:27:56,104 --> 01:27:57,729 Pictures of me 1268 01:27:57,897 --> 01:28:02,943 Hung up on your wall for the world to see 1269 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:05,237 Pictures of you 1270 01:28:05,405 --> 01:28:07,239 Pictures of me 1271 01:28:07,407 --> 01:28:12,494 Hung up on your wall for the world to see 1272 01:28:12,662 --> 01:28:16,873 Confess to me 1273 01:28:17,041 --> 01:28:19,084 Every secret moment 1274 01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:22,254 Every stolen promise you've believed 1275 01:28:22,422 --> 01:28:25,757 Confess to me 1276 01:28:25,925 --> 01:28:28,302 All that lies between us 1277 01:28:28,469 --> 01:28:31,888 All that lies between, you and me 1278 01:28:40,565 --> 01:28:42,899 We are the boxers in the ring 1279 01:28:43,067 --> 01:28:45,068 We are the bells that never sing 1280 01:28:45,236 --> 01:28:47,029 There is a title we cant win 1281 01:28:47,196 --> 01:28:49,489 No matter how hard we must swing 1282 01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:51,241 Pictures of you 1283 01:28:51,409 --> 01:28:53,076 Pictures of me 1284 01:28:53,244 --> 01:28:58,248 Hung up on your wall for the world to see 1285 01:28:58,499 --> 01:29:00,709 Pictures of you 1286 01:29:00,877 --> 01:29:02,753 Pictures of me 1287 01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:07,424 Remind us all ofwhat we could have been 1288 01:29:07,675 --> 01:29:09,926 Pictures of you 1289 01:29:10,094 --> 01:29:11,553 Pictures of me 1290 01:29:11,721 --> 01:29:16,892 Hung up on your wall for the world to see 1291 01:29:17,060 --> 01:29:21,188 Pictures of you 1292 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:26,068 Remind us all ofwhat we could have been 1293 01:29:26,235 --> 01:29:29,363 What could have been 1294 01:29:30,615 --> 01:29:33,075 We could have been 1295 01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:37,412 Pictures of you 1296 01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:39,664 Pictures of me 1297 01:29:39,832 --> 01:29:44,461 Remind us all ofwhat we could have been 1298 01:29:44,629 --> 01:29:47,464 We could have been