1 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:41,958 (lNAUDlBLE) 2 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,876 l know, but it's coming. 3 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:45,503 When is it? 4 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,632 lt's not gonna be too much longer. 5 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:00,977 Spit your gum out. Come on. Thank you. 6 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,773 (lNDlSTlNCT) 7 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:27,003 Oh, here comes the train! 8 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:35,386 Get behind me. Ally, stay behind me. 9 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:36,679 Just take it. Take it. 10 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,015 Give me your purse. Give me your purse. 11 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,350 -Give me the ring! -What? 12 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,019 -Don't talk. -lt's gonna be okay. 13 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,857 -Ally, don't look at them. No, no... -TEENAGER: Better not, lady. 14 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,986 CONDUCTOR: (ON PA) This is the Coney IsIand-bound F train. 15 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,155 Next stop Avenue l. 16 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,540 No! 17 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:09,253 Mom! Mom! 18 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,926 Mom! Mom! Mom! 19 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,888 Mom! Mom! 20 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,640 Mom! 21 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,468 Daddy! 22 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,265 (TELEPHONE RlNGlNG) 23 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,464 (TELEPHONE CONTlNUES RlNGlNG) 24 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,533 Hello? 25 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,661 Fifteen minutes. 26 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,895 -How are you, Mom? -You look good. 27 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,443 -How you doing, Les? -Good to see you. 28 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,614 Thanks for the wake-up call, Maestro. 29 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,617 You smell like Listerine and beer. 30 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,125 You couldn't wear a tie? 31 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,211 l could have. 32 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:44,070 DlANE: This is nice. Michael would like 33 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,655 that we still do this. 34 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:54,789 Did you tell Tyler what your art teacher said about your portrait? 35 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:55,998 Mom! 36 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,541 DlANE: Tell him! 37 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:03,631 She said l captured the moment like a young James Whistler. 38 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:07,510 TYLER: Well, at least it's a young James Whistler, 39 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:12,181 because, God, l mean, Whistler, he fell off in the latter half of his career. 40 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:16,352 He is the Boyz ll Men of European art history. 41 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:20,272 She recommended your sister to Steinhardt's Summer Art lntensive, 42 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:23,484 -and that's hugely prestigious. -lt's fantastic. 43 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,693 lt's great. 44 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:29,949 l'm going to do a drawing called "My Brother and His Favorite Cigarette." 45 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:34,745 And, since l'd be the youngest person ever, practically, to be studying there... 46 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:35,955 CHARLES: Tyler, 47 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,541 would you please pass the sugar? 48 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:49,093 She still has a couple of minutes left on the clock, Dad. 49 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,179 Just a couple of seconds. 50 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:57,476 Caroline's perfectly capable of speaking up if she's feeling slighted in any way. 51 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:00,187 Have l slighted you in any way, Caroline? 52 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,565 l'm fine. 53 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:04,733 (SCOFFS) 54 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:10,656 -l didn't mean to change the subject. -What was the subject? 55 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:12,908 CHARLES: Excuse me? 56 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,411 The subject we were discussing. What was it? 57 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,455 Now is not the time for your heroics, Tyler. 58 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,083 TYLER: Actually, now is the perfect time. 59 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,045 -All right. l gotta go. -DlANE: Tyler. 60 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,339 Caroline, do you want me to take you anywhere? 61 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,551 -l'm okay. l'll stay with Mom. -All right. l'll see you soon. 62 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,013 The sugar. 63 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,620 Eat something. 64 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:09,381 TYLER: Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant, 65 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,719 but it's very important that you do it. 66 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,973 l tend to agree with the first part. 67 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:24,813 Michael, you know what day l'm staring at. 68 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:29,485 By 22, Gandhi had three kids, 69 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,863 Mozart, 30 symphonies, 70 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,325 and Buddy Holly was dead. 71 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,209 You once told me, 72 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:49,171 "Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch." 73 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,093 ls that true for everybody? 74 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,263 Or was that just poetic bullshit? 75 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,182 AlDAN: l sold your girlfriend a toothbrush. 76 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:05,980 -You sold my who? What? -You know, your girlfriend. 77 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,233 That voluptuous, delightfully oblivious little blonde 78 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,567 you left in your bed yesterday? 79 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,903 -Yeah. -Yeah, l sold her a toothbrush. 80 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,780 l got three bucks. 81 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,783 -Congratulations. -Yeah, are in order. 82 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,452 'Cause that sale inspired our newest business venture. 83 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,037 The S.L.U.T. 84 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,290 lt's a Single Lady's Universal Tote. 85 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,376 lt's a one-night-stand travel pack for women. You know? 86 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:32,548 We throw in makeup and toiletries, a cell phone charger, cab numbers... 87 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,759 We retail it for $1 9.95. Maybe we'd do an infomercial. 88 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:40,180 Do you think women will buy this with actual money? 89 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,142 Okay. Yeah. You know what? Fine. Be cynical. 90 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,977 But think about it, at one point in history, 91 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,938 two people had a conversation, a lot like this one, about the light bulb. 92 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,565 One went on to fame and fortune, 93 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,526 the other probably went to work at Mickey D's or something. 94 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,530 ln the wake of recent terrorist attacks, 95 00:10:56,614 --> 00:11:00,784 do you guys think there's a place for a discussion about ethics 96 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:04,496 when we're talking about the root causes of terrorism? 97 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,541 ALLY: Wasn't it a moral question, not an ethical one? 98 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:11,128 -PROFESSOR: How so? -Well, morals define personal character. 99 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,254 PROFESSOR: And ethics? 100 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,423 ALLY: The standards of behavior expected by a group. 101 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,051 And in the end, personal character is more important? 102 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,803 -Absolutely. -PROFESSOR: That's a good point. 103 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:23,932 Does knowledge of the past limit us or benefit us? 104 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,312 WOMAN: Can we make this a non-smoking statue? 105 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:32,775 Yeah, Tyler. Can we make this a non-smoking statue? 106 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:37,738 -You promised you'd quit. -l know. 107 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:52,086 Why do you think Dad doesn't wanna listen to me? 108 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,965 -Dad loves you. -So? 109 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,636 You can love someone and not want to spend time with them. 110 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:05,557 -Yeah, you got that right. -Mom loves Aunt Sara. 111 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,726 But at Christmas last year, 112 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,396 she wouldn't let Les leave them in a room together 113 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,441 'cause she said that there'd be a "Yuletide homicide." 114 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,320 That's 'cause Aunt Sara drinks. You don't drink, do you? 115 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,656 l'm 1 1 . 116 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,911 So why would anyone ever want to avoid you? 117 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,500 Michael used to drink. 118 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,504 That's 'cause Michael was 21 . 119 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:42,428 When you're 21 , drinking's new and exciting, and everybody does it. 120 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,723 Aunt Sara drinks 'cause she wishes she was 21 . 121 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,184 You're 21 . 122 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,688 Okay. 123 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:02,156 AlDAN: Hey, what about Atlantic City for your birthday this year, man? 124 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,284 -Really? -Yeah. We'll get a suite. 125 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,870 You could call Toothbrush Girl. 126 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:11,832 l think l'd rather be sodomized with a toothbrush than that. 127 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,461 lt's your day, man. We can work something out. 128 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,672 The schematic for these particular shelves 129 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:22,217 is of authors who have slept together and ended up dead or in prison. 130 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,052 No shit? 131 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,304 Shit. 132 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,016 See, that's why chicks dig you, man. 133 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,895 No, seriously. They love this freaky poetic crap. 134 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,482 Oh! l ran into Megan yesterday. 135 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:39,401 She's bartending at Don Hill's tonight, man. Wants us to stop by. 136 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:43,447 She practically begged me. Yeah, poor thing. 137 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,450 Hey! 138 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,287 -TYLER: Hey! -"Hey," nothing, man! What's... 139 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,371 (MAN SHUSHlNG) 140 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,664 What? 141 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:58,253 All right, look, you've been a ghost the past couple of weeks, all right? 142 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,422 You never wanna go out anymore. 143 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,886 l've had enough of this brooding introvert shit, okay? 144 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,347 l'm ready to set up an intervention here. 145 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,431 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 146 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,599 What? 147 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:16,063 You do realize that interventions typically don't involve binge drinking. 148 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,524 Look, one drink. 149 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:23,195 -Okay? Just one. -When was the last time you had one drink? 150 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,700 Communion. 151 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,953 (CLUB MUSlC PLAYlNG) 152 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:37,543 Megan! Megan. Wow! You look great! 153 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,587 MEGAN: Do not speak. 154 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,132 AlDAN: Okay. Two beers? 155 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,218 ls she mad at me or something? 156 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,972 She's not mad. That's how people act when they're really into you. 157 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,891 -Yeah. -GlRL: Excuse me? 158 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:53,976 Oh! 159 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:58,313 -Hello. Excuse me. Hi. -Could you get a picture for us? 160 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,400 AlDAN: Yeah, sure. l just push the button? 161 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,694 -Turn it... -You gotta go the other way. 162 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,320 AlDAN: Beautiful. 163 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,489 Save that for your collection. 164 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,283 So, what are you girls drinking? 165 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,867 GlRL: Mojitos! LAUREN: Mojitos! 166 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:16,039 AlDAN: No, no, no, l'm not saying there's anything wrong with any other city. 167 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,875 l'm just saying that this is the greatest city in the world. 168 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,627 All right? l love this street! 169 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,755 l love this street! Where are you guys from? 170 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,424 -Miami. -Miami. 171 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:29,803 AlDAN: That was great. You did it in unison. Miami. That's a big suck fest. 172 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:33,265 No, this is the greatest city. l don't know, like Barcelona, Rio, 173 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,768 -they got nothing on this town. -What are we doing? l'm freezing. 174 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,770 -Hotel bar. -WOMAN: Michael! 175 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:39,938 Yeah. 176 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,275 -Should have worn a coat. -WOMAN: Michael! 177 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,361 (CAR HORN HONKlNG) 178 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,281 AlDAN: lt's warm in here. MAN 1 : Get your hands off my car! 179 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,324 MAN 2: What's your problem, asshole? 180 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,159 -AlDAN: You'd be warmer if you snuggle up. -Asshole! 181 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,410 MAN 1 : What the hell? 182 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,746 -Get back in your car. -MAN 3: Yeah? 183 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,372 -What? -MAN 2: Go back to Long lsland 184 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,167 -where you come from. -MAN 1 : l'm from Queens, asshole! 185 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,543 MAN 2: Shut the hell up, Yank. 186 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,879 MAN 1 : Why don't you go back to England, huh? 187 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,797 Hey, you wanna go back to my hotel room? 188 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,008 -MAN 2: That's my bloody guitar! -MAN 1 : Eat shit and die! 189 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,551 GlRL: Whoa! 190 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,220 (MEN GRUNTlNG) 191 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,185 -Tyler... -This is messed up. 192 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,519 -l'm gonna go. -AlDAN: Tyler! 193 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,147 LAUREN: Let's go... GlRL: Lauren! Where are you going? 194 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,107 -Come here! -GlRL: Don't walk over there. 195 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,400 -Get off me! -Lauren! 196 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,694 AlDAN: Get off of me! GlRL: Oh, my God! 197 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,033 MAN 1 : Get off of me! 198 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,035 Come on, now! Right now! 199 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,579 Hold him down! 200 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,541 GlRL: No, l really think that it's done. 201 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,710 -lt's not bleeding as much. -Here you go, ma'am. 202 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,754 l hate New York! 203 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:50,342 Listen, Officer, those two were with us. They were just trying to stop it. 204 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:54,137 OFFlCER: Leo. Cut those two loose. 205 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,265 LEO: Curly, turn around. 206 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,602 -Anything in here gonna stab me? -Nope. 207 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,104 Get out ofjail free. 208 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,108 You're very, very lucky my partner is on a tear. 209 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,278 -How about you two? -lt wasn't us, man. 210 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,906 -Take a hike. -MAN 1 : That scumbag kicked my car! 211 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,200 -Shut up, genius. -Eat shit, wanker! 212 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,161 All right! That's it! Everybody's going! 213 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,788 -MAN 1 : What? You're bloody shitting me! -Come on! 214 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,790 -Hey! Hey! -MAN 2: They attacked us! 215 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,167 These two didn't do anything. 216 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,295 -lt was everything was these assholes. -MAN 1 : Hey, star witness, shut up! 217 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,880 What are you still doing here? 218 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,885 This is bullshit. These two guys were just walking across the street. 219 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:38,306 Well, Mr. Hawkins, what makes you think l give a shit? 220 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,392 'Cause you're a cop. 221 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,938 -You're supposed to give a shit. -You hear that, Leo? 222 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:49,443 That's a great relief to me, Mr. Hawkins, to know that you're on top of the situation. 223 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,278 Now, go home! 224 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,280 -Take a hike, fellas. -Why don't you... 225 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,448 What... 226 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,958 (SlGHS) 227 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,880 PRlSONER 1 : Hey, pretty boy, you ready to grab your ankles? 228 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,506 Come here, sweet potato. 229 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:15,927 You can have your call now. 230 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,014 No, l'm good. l'm good. Don't worry about it. 231 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,058 -You all right? -You're good? 232 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,102 You're good? 233 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,896 Okay. Now, thank God you're good. 234 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,940 'Cause l wouldn't want you to get upset about anything, like being in jail. 235 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,400 l wouldn't want you to worry about that. 236 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,735 (CHUCKLlNG) 237 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,154 You want to tell me what you were doing? 238 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,283 l would like to know. You wanna tell me what you wanted from that cop guy? 239 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,410 Nothing. lt was just a messed-up situation. l mean... 240 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,579 Yeah, l'll say. lt was frigging stupid, is what it was. 241 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:46,625 These guys, you know, they're just pussies. 242 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,543 You pussies! 243 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,669 (ALL CLAMORlNG) 244 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,339 That's great. That's good. Okay, Green Hornet... Lantern. 245 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,216 Asshole! 246 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,304 You know what? You might actually be having a nice time 247 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:03,266 not matriculating in school. But l actually would like to graduate. 248 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,894 lt must be nice living at the bookstore by yourself 249 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,562 with all your stacks of books and all that, 250 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:11,441 but, see, l actually plan on having a career, and a wife, and a girlfriend, 251 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,943 and, l don't know, a divorce 252 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,821 and a mid-life stalking episode, and erectile dysfunction. 253 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,989 -PRlSONER 2: Little bitch! -Shut up! 254 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,324 PRlSONER 3: Faggot! PRlSONER 2: Asshole! 255 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,535 -So l will thank you, as a friend... -OFFlCER: Shut up! 256 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:25,163 ...to keep your complexes and your nihilistic bullshit to yourself! 257 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:29,334 -Did you just say "nihilistic"? -Yeah! All right? l got it off a cereal box! 258 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,294 Hawkins. Hall. 259 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,506 -Oh, you... -Yeah. 260 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,883 l called your dad. Sue me. 261 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,052 -MAN: Good boy. -PRlSONER 2: We didn't do anything! 262 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,096 AlDAN: Hey, nice to meet you. 263 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,056 ALLY: ls she looking for a roommate? 264 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,100 ln the city? 265 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,601 Really? 266 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,647 Hey, l gotta go, but l'll call you back. 267 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,274 Okay. Bye. 268 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:03,535 So, what'd you tell me you were gonna do when things got tight? 269 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,122 What, breathe? 270 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,667 -Did you? -l did. l'm breathing right now. 271 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,172 -Who was that? -Marie. 272 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,799 Oh. 273 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,802 -How is she? -She's good. 274 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,513 Mrs. Lippman's gonna drive me. 275 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,266 No. l'll drive you. 276 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,198 Hey. 277 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,201 (CAR RADlO PLAYlNG SLOW SONG) 278 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,329 This drive is too long. 279 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,340 (SlGHlNG) 280 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,941 You know you can't smoke in here. 281 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,487 Why do you have an ashtray? 282 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,074 lt's a bowl. lt completes the room. 283 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:26,826 OPERATOR: Good morning, Hawkins, Stevens, Jacob. 284 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,378 This is a bowl? 285 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,800 -Well, l'm sorry. -JANlNE: Tyler. 286 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,096 l guess it was just here to tease me. 287 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,017 -Hey, Janine. -He's ready for you. 288 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,729 -You okay? -Yeah. 289 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,107 -Really? -Yeah, l'm fine, Janine. 290 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,651 You look like hell, and you smell like beer and cigarettes. 291 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,404 -Thank you. -You want me to lie to you? 292 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,115 Try not to give him a heart attack. 293 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,747 l only came to see how much it cost. l'm gonna pay you back. 294 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:18,461 -How much what costs? -The lawyer. 295 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,546 Ah. 296 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:26,594 That lawyer, Tyler, costs $450 an hour. 297 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,346 Oh, for Christ sake. 298 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:30,890 CHARLES: Tell me about it. 299 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,938 l just wanted you to know that l didn't call you. 300 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,565 lt wasn't me. 301 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:43,653 You could do worse than have a father who bails you out ofjail. 302 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,864 That's not even... 303 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,703 l don't want to be bailed out of anything. 304 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,621 l'll get an invoice from Janine. 305 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,806 TYLER: Hey, MichaeI, 306 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,143 remember that Greek myth you read to me 307 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,605 about the god who banished all his children to the underworld, 308 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:23,902 and how his youngest son, to get even, castrated him with a sickle? 309 00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:28,239 lt's a little excessive, maybe, 310 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,409 but l get it. 311 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,079 (SCHOOL BELL RlNGlNG) 312 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,373 (STUDENTS CHATTERlNG) 313 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,961 (WHlSPERlNG) You're so weird. 314 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:46,674 Caroline, we have to go to surgery right now. 315 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,764 What did you do to your face? 316 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,643 l had a horrible threshing accident. 317 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,105 -lt was horrible. -lt was so horrible. 318 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:03,274 -The worst. -You're so retarded. 319 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,904 Hey, l got you something. 320 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,283 This is my favorite book, ever. 321 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:15,870 Michael used to hit me over the head repeatedly with it until l read it. 322 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:22,127 lt's about all these gods and goddesses who go around acting jealous and petty, 323 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,462 and otherwise like regular human beings. 324 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:29,384 -lllustrations are pretty cool. -Yeah. These are cool. 325 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,552 (GlRLS GlGGLlNG) 326 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:31,928 Thanks. 327 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:35,765 Uh... 328 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,726 -Where are we meeting Mom? -The Guggenheim. 329 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,772 What's up with these girls? 330 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:46,901 They think l'm weird. 331 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,321 Sometimes l sort of space out. 332 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,908 What, when you're drawing? 333 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:58,746 Yeah. Other times, too. 334 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:05,753 MademoiseIIe Fleishman had to snap her fingers at me a lot today, 335 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,757 and everybody laughed. 336 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,636 They all think l'm a freak of nature. 337 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,764 MademoiseIIe Fleishman. 338 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:22,604 Ma petite soeurette, une freak of nature. 339 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:24,606 (SPEAKlNG FRENCH) 340 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:27,859 French toast. 341 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,778 What are you gonna tell Mom about your face? 342 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,407 -"l finally found something l'm good at"? -Really? 343 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,950 PROFESSOR: l have a class now. AlDAN: l know. 344 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,702 -Are you listening? l have a class now. -l know 345 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,454 by all numerical measurements, l didn't pass. 346 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,874 But l was hoping that maybe you could give me a grade on my trying-to-pass, 347 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,251 my commitment to effort. lt's... 348 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:48,504 My commitment to commitment. You know? 349 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:52,550 l don't... Look, l'm not... l mean... 350 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,802 -Patricia. Can l call you Patricia? -No. 351 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,639 l... Life is about people and... 352 00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:03,102 And it's about what people put into people. And l wanna put something into you. 353 00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:04,938 And l... Not... l don't wanna... 354 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:08,566 l won't put anything into you. l just wanna... You look great. l love that jacket. 355 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:11,486 l will... l will say you're an angel, Patricia! An angel! 356 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:18,201 He has got a daughter! 357 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,996 -Who's got a daughter? -The cop! 358 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:25,833 The cop that busted your face all up. He's got a daughter. 359 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:28,461 What do you want me to do? Kidnap her? 360 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,547 Of course not! We don't have closet space for that. 361 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:35,343 Just introduce yourself. You know, go on a few dates. l don't know. 362 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:38,930 Be your charming, gentlemanly self, and then flip the script on her. 363 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:42,141 -What's "flip the script"? -Screw her brains out. 364 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,310 Make her call you Daddy, l don't know. 365 00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:46,813 Just steal her panties and sell them on eBay, 366 00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:48,398 or post them on her high school's home page. 367 00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:50,149 l don't know. Just be creative. 368 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:53,820 Yeah, you should be incarcerated just on general principle. 369 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:58,574 -l was incarcerated. You might remember? -Yeah. 370 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:01,244 You tell me you don't wanna get back at this asshole, and l'll drop it. 371 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,495 Where's the trash? 372 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,623 l don't wanna get back at this asshole. 373 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,500 -Just meet her. -l don't wanna meet her. 374 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,252 -She's cute. -l don't care. 375 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:10,878 -You're meeting her. -No, l'm not. 376 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,297 -Yeah, you are. -No, l'm not. 377 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:13,548 Are, too. 378 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,009 Look, just meet her. 379 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,471 This is one of those things that l'm already regretting. 380 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:22,223 All right, she was here the other day. 381 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,601 l don't care. What do you want me to say? 382 00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:28,104 "Hey, doll face, your dad trampled all over my civil liberties. 383 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,023 "You wanna make out with me?" 384 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,358 Don't call her "doll face"! 385 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:33,901 Moron. 386 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,862 -Look, l'm leaving. -(STAMMERlNG) Would you... 387 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:38,114 Look. All right, there she is. 388 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,241 -Who? -(WHlSPERS) The blonde. 389 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,204 l know her. She's... 390 00:27:45,748 --> 00:27:49,375 l don't know her, but she's in my global politics class. 391 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,587 There you go! Something to open up with. All right? 392 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,297 Go get her. 393 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:09,520 Excuse me? Can l bother you for a sec? 394 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,440 You're already bothering me. 395 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:19,614 Listen, l'm doing this sociological experiment, 396 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,075 and l was just wondering if you could help me out for a second. 397 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,285 You're kidding me, right? 398 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:26,996 Can l ask your name? 399 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,500 Anonymous. 400 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:33,419 Anonymous. ls that Greek? 401 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,716 Okay, Anonymous, 402 00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:41,761 you see the guy sitting over there, 403 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:45,181 pretending to read a textbook, looking in this general direction? 404 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:48,768 Yeah, he's staring at us. Subtle. 405 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:54,023 l have this theory that an objective third party such as yourself 406 00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:57,860 could determine how much of an asshole he is just by looking at him. 407 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:02,990 See, l'm his roommate, and l think l've witnessed too many glaring examples 408 00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:08,704 of assoholic behavior that l'm biased as a subject. 409 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:13,084 But l'm convinced that he has an aura that you can actually perceive. 410 00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:16,295 Who else do you plan on asking? 411 00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:21,175 l don't know. l don't think anybody else here fits the criteria. 412 00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:24,011 Attractive, early-twenties female... 413 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:27,682 -Ah! Nineteen. -Nineteen. l'm... 414 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:31,185 That's fine. Teens. l can do teens. 415 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:35,022 (SlGHlNG) Okay. 416 00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:40,903 Well, typically, you get something for being involved in one of these surveys. 417 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:45,867 l ran out of my foam fingers a while back, so... 418 00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:49,579 l don't know, can l take you out to dinner or something? 419 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:54,959 Or maybe just have a conversation on the off-chance 420 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:57,545 one of us says something interesting? 421 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:03,342 Yeah, see, there is a problem, though, because l don't date sociology majors. 422 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:06,429 Lucky for you, l'm undecided. So... 423 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,891 About what? 424 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,145 Everything. 425 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:23,404 l'm Ally. 426 00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:26,908 Ally. 427 00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:31,245 (SOFT SHOULDER PLAYING) 428 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,164 Don't be mad! 429 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:38,252 ALLY: Dad, we've seen Erin Brockovich twice already. You cried both times. 430 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:41,756 -l did not. -lt's embarrassing. 431 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:45,468 (SOFT SHOULDER CONTlNUES PLAYlNG) 432 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,223 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 433 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,731 -Hello? -TYLER: HeIIo. 434 00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:02,944 -Hey, it's Tyler. -Hi. 435 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:08,449 You're gonna stand me up. l can feel it. 436 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,452 l can feel it in my bones. l'm gonna be devastated. 437 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:13,871 No, no... l was just... 438 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:19,335 What? You were sitting around watching TV in your sweatpants? 439 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,045 No, l'm not watching TV. 440 00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:24,715 l am just getting dressed and l'm gonna meet you at the place at... 441 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,677 -What time again? -8:00. 442 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:31,472 Right. 8:1 5. Okay. 443 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,351 MAN ON TV: Remind me. WOMAN ON TV: Erin Brockovich. 444 00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,228 Car accident. Not her fault, she says. 445 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,313 Hey, l'm going out. 446 00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,775 l can see that. 447 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:45,653 Well, you are a trained investigator. 448 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:51,075 -Who are you going with? -A boy from school. 449 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,411 Okay. 450 00:31:56,206 --> 00:32:00,626 -l wasn't asking for permission. -l know. Just have a good time. 451 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,171 You want cab fare? 452 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:18,853 Should l wait up? 453 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,105 (LAUGHS) 454 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,652 (HlNDl MUSlC PLAYlNG) 455 00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:36,329 What desserts do you have? 456 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:39,373 (SPEAKlNG HlNDl) 457 00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:44,337 Mango ice cream with nuts and raisins. 458 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:47,923 Great. l'll have that and a glass of skim milk. 459 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:51,886 And then the lamb vindaloo. Thanks. 460 00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:59,268 Can l have a chicken tikka masala and a Kingfisher, please? 461 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,899 l have my dessert first. 462 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:05,983 Oh! 463 00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:08,319 ls that a political statement? 464 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:12,073 Or a medical condition, perhaps? 465 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:18,079 l just don't see the point in waiting. What if l die eating my vindaloo? 466 00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:20,831 (CLEARS THROAT) 467 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:24,669 -ls that probable? -lt's possible. 468 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:27,963 Embolism bursts, asteroid hits the restaurant. 469 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:32,009 l'd die without having eaten the one thing l wanted most. 470 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:38,140 -l mean, the odds are... -Tell you what. Guarantee me, 471 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:43,771 swear to me on your eternal soul that l make it through my entrée, 472 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,773 and l'll wait. 473 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:47,400 (SHUSHlNG) 474 00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:50,653 Before you answer, if l die, 475 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:53,364 you're gonna have to live the rest of your life knowing 476 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,116 not only did you lie to me, 477 00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:59,495 but you denied me of my one last indulgence. 478 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,622 My last wish. 479 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:06,043 Are you prepared to shoulder that kind of responsibility to prove a point? 480 00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:08,504 (CHUCKLlNG) 481 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,799 Don't worry. l'll share. 482 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,222 l had a nice time. 483 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,350 Yeah? 484 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:26,981 You had a nice time, or you're having a nice time? 485 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,652 'Cause if you're having a nice time, why rush to end it? 486 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,991 Take a shot. Three for one. $1 . 487 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,618 Okay, come on. Win a prize. Win a prize for the pretty lady. 488 00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:42,246 Yeah. l want the panda. 489 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,289 TYLER: How many do you need to get for the panda? 490 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:44,373 Three for three. 491 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:49,003 -Let's go. -l knew that. 492 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:52,798 Almost. 493 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,344 Yeah. Give me three more. 494 00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,346 lf l give up, 495 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,266 he wins. 496 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:07,438 -Who? The attendant? -The giant freaking panda. 497 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,274 Take it easy, tough guy. 498 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:12,568 l'm sorry. All right, three more. Three more. Let's do it. 499 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:13,903 That's another $1 . 500 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:17,072 Yeah, l don't know what you're smiling about. 501 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,700 l won. 502 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,953 Paying off the attendant is not winning. lt's cheating. 503 00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:29,376 By the way, when were you gonna tell me what the hell happened to your face? 504 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,591 l just got into a bar fight. 505 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,844 Do you want to go for a beer or something? 506 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:43,098 No, wait, you can't. You're too young. 507 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:45,392 l'm 21 . 508 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:47,895 No, you're not. You're... 509 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,314 Did you lie? 510 00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:53,567 -l was trying to get rid of you. -Oh. 511 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,950 (STAMMERlNG) That hurts. l'm wounded. 512 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:07,581 Well, it's getting pretty late, so... 513 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,167 l'll walk you to the subway. 514 00:36:10,252 --> 00:36:13,963 l'll take a cab. l never take the subway anyway. 515 00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:16,507 (WHlSTLES) 516 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:18,425 Okay. 517 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,185 -Thanks. -Yeah. 518 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:32,648 (SlGHS) 519 00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:34,483 So... 520 00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:38,654 Uh... 521 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:43,033 -Not tonight. -Okay. 522 00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:45,703 Not never, just not tonight. 523 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:48,330 -CAB DRlVER: Are we going or what? -Turn on the meter. 524 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,583 "Not never"? 525 00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:55,421 So dessert first, for fear of asteroid, yes, 526 00:36:57,132 --> 00:37:01,969 but kissing a guy you seem to be attracted to, at least, 527 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:06,473 before driving off into the unknown New York City night 528 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:10,811 alongside a panda you only just met, no? 529 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:12,688 Great. 530 00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:21,655 Good. 531 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,825 -You're really weird. -Yeah, l know. 532 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,828 l'm going to Queens. Don't wanna hear about it. 533 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:33,292 (ON RADlO) Hello, this is Jackie Mason. Buckle up... 534 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:41,091 (SCHOOL BELL RlNGlNG) 535 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:48,307 -Happy end of 6th grade! -Finally. 536 00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:59,318 l got into that art program summer thing at Steinhardt. 537 00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:01,654 Yeah, l heard. 538 00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:05,783 lt's very prestigious, due to my artistic greatness. 539 00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:07,034 Mmm... 540 00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:12,039 Don't pretend you're not proud. You should be. 541 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:19,421 -There's, like, a thing. -A thing? 542 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:23,717 A show where you show what you've done and stuff. 543 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:26,720 Will you come? 544 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,223 Um... 545 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:31,934 l'll have to check my book. 546 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:37,064 Abso-freaking-lutely. What, are you insane? 547 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,858 l'm gonna be there the day before. l'm gonna camp out. 548 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,741 Your school's over, right? 549 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,786 Mom and Les are gonna get the beach house again? 550 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,538 Yeah. 551 00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:56,750 -What are we gonna do for your birthday? -Nothing. 552 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,420 -Can we have a party? -No. 553 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:02,381 A little one. At Mom's, with Aidan. 554 00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:06,844 -l'll make Mom behave. No crying. -Like that's even possible. 555 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:13,475 (HANGlNG WlTH THE WRONG CROWD PLAYlNG) 556 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:20,774 TYLER: l know. We live like pigs. 557 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:22,776 But 558 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,781 l do have a coaster, if you want a coaster. 559 00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:30,409 Don't do coasters till the third date. 560 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,286 (LAUGHS) 561 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:41,170 Hey, who's that? 562 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,173 That's Michael. That's my brother. 563 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:47,509 He kind of looks like you. 564 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:50,971 -Does he play around here? -Not anymore. 565 00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:56,185 Do you play? 566 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:57,811 (LAUGHS) 567 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,355 Well, it depends who you ask. 568 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:04,318 lt turns out that you need talent. 569 00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:09,823 So, what talents do you actually possess, Tyler? 570 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:14,828 Not a lot. l, uh... 571 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:21,251 l used to do a bit of falconry when l was a kid. 572 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:25,339 l mean, l come from a long line of lrish falconers. 573 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:27,132 No, there is... 574 00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:28,258 Oh! 575 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:31,011 l don't know if this qualifies as a talent, but... 576 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,139 -What is that? -This 577 00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:36,809 is our appetizer. 578 00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:42,022 l mean, it used to say, "ln case ofAsteroid," 579 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,943 but Aidan, my roommate, got high, and l was in the shower. 580 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:47,736 (SlGHS) 581 00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:48,821 So... 582 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:02,000 What kind of grade did you get from Vogelstein? 583 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:04,920 l don't really get grades. 584 00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:09,341 l'm not technically enrolled. l just worked out this auditing thing. 585 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:10,509 Huh. 586 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:14,388 So the Strand isn't a significant career choice, either? 587 00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:16,682 No, l just like the books. 588 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,519 What are you doing? 589 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,856 -You don't need to help me. -Yeah, well, at the rate you're going, 590 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:26,817 dishwashing's gonna be, like, your life's vocation. 591 00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:29,111 (SCREAMS) 592 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:31,238 What? 593 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:34,825 Huh. 594 00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:38,912 So, this is the whole playful "you get me all wet" part, right? 595 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:43,542 -Why make it sound cheap? -lt is cheap. l've seen this scene 1 00 times. 596 00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:46,920 You know what never happens in this scene, though, 597 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,964 Tyler-who-doesn't-really-go-to-school? 598 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,133 Tyler-who-doesn't-really- care-about-his-job? 599 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:53,969 -What? -Nope? 600 00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:00,017 That. 601 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:06,815 (ALLY SCREAMS) 602 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,651 You better apologize! 603 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,778 -Never! -Apologize! 604 00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:16,241 Your middle name is Keats? God, your parents are pretentious as hell. 605 00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:18,827 -You better apologize. -Never! 606 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:22,456 -Apologize! -l'd rather eat monkeys! 607 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:25,459 Oh, God. Not in the plans! Not in the plans! 608 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:26,793 (ALLY LAUGHlNG) 609 00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:43,477 l surrender. l surrender. Jeez. 610 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,603 (ALLY LAUGHlNG) 611 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:45,979 You're relentless. 612 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,862 -Victory at all costs. -Oh, man... 613 00:42:55,657 --> 00:42:57,407 Now l'm pissed. 614 00:42:59,452 --> 00:43:01,328 You should quit anyway. 615 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:06,625 Why is that? Are cigarettes bad for you or something? 616 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,465 Do you want a sweatshirt or something? 617 00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:16,176 l'm okay. Thanks. 618 00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:24,351 You know, the only time l ever smoked was at the roller disco at the Y. 619 00:43:24,978 --> 00:43:28,021 l choked so bad, Mr. Demmick gave me the Heimlich. 620 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:31,775 On skates? That's actually quite impressive. 621 00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:33,694 l never really thought of it that way. 622 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:40,492 Tattoo, huh? Let me see. What is it, like a Chinese character or something? 623 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:42,286 'Cause l know this guy who got a Chinese character, 624 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:43,829 and he thought it said... 625 00:43:47,709 --> 00:43:50,877 (STAMMERlNG) Sorry. l didn't know. 626 00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:54,840 (SlGHS) 627 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:01,763 He killed himself. 628 00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:09,104 When? 629 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,693 On his 22nd birthday. 630 00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:19,406 He'd just started working for my father. 631 00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:23,744 l thought he was a musician. 632 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:27,414 Yeah, he was. 633 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:34,963 But he wasn't making any money. And 634 00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:39,843 my dad's a pretty compelling guy. 635 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:44,806 Yeah. So is mine. 636 00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:48,894 (EXCLAlMlNG) 637 00:44:48,978 --> 00:44:52,064 -(lN lRlSH ACCENT) Damn, you're not naked! -You're not lrish. 638 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,983 What the hell happened in the kitchen? 639 00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:58,570 lt looks like somebody's water broke in there. lt's gross. 640 00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:02,783 -Hi. -ALLY: Hi. 641 00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:05,035 Aidan, this is Ally. 642 00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:08,997 -Ally, Ally... -Ally, Aidan. This is my roommate. 643 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:12,334 Nice to meet you. 644 00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:16,213 -l work out. -You're the assoholic. 645 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:17,964 Yeah. Well, l... 646 00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,257 Wait. What? 647 00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:20,467 (ALLY LAUGHlNG) 648 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:23,970 Okay, "Around The World" party, third floor. Come on, let's go. 649 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:27,265 There's a whole lot of ugly, but there's a lot more alcohol, so... 650 00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:29,184 Come on, let's go. 651 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,019 Yeah, l would, l'd love to, but l should get home. 652 00:45:31,104 --> 00:45:34,648 What? No, no, no. All right, listen, listen, listen. 653 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,316 Ally? Ally, Ally? 654 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:38,360 One drink. 655 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:42,114 Any country you want. l'll even put France on the table. 656 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:45,158 Come on. And then we'll go. 657 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,119 One drink? 658 00:45:50,206 --> 00:45:53,291 -One drink? -One drink. 659 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:56,461 (RETCHlNG) 660 00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:03,093 How are we doing? 661 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,679 What? 662 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:09,683 What? What do you want me to say? You want me to say l'm sorry? 663 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,645 You want me to apologize for showing a nice girl a good time? 664 00:46:17,984 --> 00:46:20,360 -l'm sorry. -ALLY: Tyler, 665 00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:25,198 l need you to call my dad. 666 00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:33,123 Yeah, sure. Where's your phone? 667 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:34,332 (COUGHlNG) 668 00:46:39,881 --> 00:46:41,840 Ally, your phone's dead. 669 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:45,969 Ally? 670 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:48,430 What's his number? 671 00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:51,808 (SlGHS) 672 00:46:51,893 --> 00:46:53,393 God damn. 673 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:59,316 NElL: Do you think l give a shit how late it is? 674 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:04,237 l know she's a smart girl, Leo. She's supposed to be back. She's not back. 675 00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:09,409 Leo, don't go there. All right? 676 00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:13,747 l want... l want you to call Ted Proferes! 677 00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:18,084 Yeah. And call me back. 678 00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:21,546 God damn it, just do it! 679 00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:06,967 Oh, shit. 680 00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:08,176 Shit! 681 00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:18,687 (GROANS) 682 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:44,671 l'm sorry. l fell asleep. 683 00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:48,842 Asleep where? 684 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:51,886 My phone died, so... 685 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:57,976 -That's mine. That's from my desk. -l was trying to find some information. 686 00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,270 What am l now, one of your suspects? 687 00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:03,064 When you act like one. Are you on anything? 688 00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:06,151 -Oh, for God's sake. -Don't use that tone with me, Ally. 689 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:09,029 l smell alcohol. 690 00:49:09,739 --> 00:49:11,239 Yeah, so do l. 691 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:16,578 What's going on here, Ally? Are you trying to tell me something with this? 692 00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:18,371 You're all grown up now? 693 00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:22,709 Yeah, maybe it's time you get used to it, Dad, before you give yourself a heart attack. 694 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,294 Who's the guy? 695 00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:27,881 -God, what makes you think there's a guy? -Yeah, he's a real prince. 696 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:31,384 He gets you drunk, sends you home smelling like a brewery, 697 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:33,595 smelling like God knows what. 698 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:38,558 -You sure can pick them. -Yeah, l take after my mother. 699 00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:47,400 -l'm not a child, okay? -Hey! ln this house, you are! 700 00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:49,402 You'd love that! 701 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:52,030 You're pathetic! Would you strangle me 'cause you couldn't save Mom... 702 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:57,911 Ally? Ally? 703 00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:00,038 (PANTlNG) 704 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:02,082 Don't touch me! Don't... 705 00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,088 (ALLY CRYlNG) 706 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:19,474 So, what? She just left? No goodbye? 707 00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:23,770 You were the one dumping Jell-O shots down her throat. 708 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:27,440 Hey, there are sins of omission and sins of commission. 709 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:31,111 l've forgiven myself, okay? You should do the same. 710 00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:33,446 All right, here we go. 711 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:36,116 Come on! (GRUNTlNG) Come on! 712 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:40,120 Here we go! Here we go! 713 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,500 Got it! Okay! 714 00:50:46,127 --> 00:50:47,877 Okay... Don't think l can... 715 00:50:47,962 --> 00:50:48,962 Crushing! 716 00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:52,924 lt's crushing! l need a little help here! Tyler! 717 00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:56,761 -What the hell, man? -lt's penance. 718 00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:58,805 l'm going to work. 719 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,599 Help! 720 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:03,935 TYLER: Well, if you had another one of those protein shakes... 721 00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:07,313 Yeah, but it was freaking crushing my sternum, you jackass. 722 00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:14,279 Hey. 723 00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:17,073 (SOFT SONG PLAYlNG) 724 00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:22,662 How's she doing? 725 00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:27,333 She's pretty shaken up. 726 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:33,339 We need to fix that deadbolt. 727 00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:36,676 Yeah. That's my bad. 728 00:51:36,886 --> 00:51:40,013 Don't worry about it. Do you think she's gonna sleep? 729 00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:48,271 You know, you realize if she'd had the S.L.U.T... 730 00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:52,776 ls it too soon? 731 00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:03,077 l told her she can stay here. ls that all right? 732 00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:07,999 -Yeah. As long as she needs. -Thank you. 733 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:38,571 You're up. 734 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:48,581 -Can l get you anything? -No. 735 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,796 Aidan left. 736 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:06,266 So, yeah, l'll be in here if you need something. 737 00:53:44,805 --> 00:53:45,972 (BOTH PANTlNG) 738 00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:10,033 Thanks, honey. See you later. 739 00:56:15,414 --> 00:56:18,207 l can't believe you still come down here. 740 00:56:21,754 --> 00:56:24,380 l can't believe he still drinks that stuff. 741 00:56:24,465 --> 00:56:27,633 Well, you know how it goes. You can take the kid out of Brooklyn... 742 00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,763 You're not writing anything bad about me, are you? 743 00:56:31,972 --> 00:56:33,389 Not today. 744 00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:37,143 l gotta run. Early meetings. 745 00:56:39,271 --> 00:56:41,397 ln case l don't see you before Saturday, 746 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,483 happy birthday. 747 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,862 l'll tell your father you said hello. 748 00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:50,156 Bye, doll. 749 00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:55,495 AlDAN: Bialy. 750 00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:58,915 Thank you. 751 00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:04,212 -Hey. -Hey. 752 00:57:06,131 --> 00:57:10,259 -Where you been? -Downtown, near Wall Street. 753 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:14,430 -Why? -l went to a coffee shop. 754 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,683 l got you a bialy. 755 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:22,480 Thanks. Yeah. 756 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:26,192 You realize New York's full of coffee shops? 757 00:57:27,653 --> 00:57:30,196 Yeah, it was me and Michael's place. 758 00:57:31,532 --> 00:57:34,617 We used to go there for breakfast all the time. 759 00:57:35,369 --> 00:57:38,704 l mean, probably not as many times as l think we did, 760 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,667 but enough. 761 00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:48,339 We went there on the morning that... 762 00:57:50,217 --> 00:57:52,593 lt was the last place l saw him. 763 00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:55,555 You go there to write to him? 764 00:57:58,517 --> 00:58:01,227 l just wanted to tell someone about you. 765 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:12,697 My mom was murdered 1 0 years ago. 766 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:17,243 You don't have to say anything. You're sorry. l know. 767 00:58:18,871 --> 00:58:21,497 And my dad... 768 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:26,878 My dad's the kind of guy who needs to take care of people. 769 00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:29,714 l know that sounds kind of weird right now, 770 00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:33,259 but he's not that guy. 771 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:37,597 You know, l trust him. l really do. 772 00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:41,017 And l just don't want you to think that l'm here 773 00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:44,061 'cause he's some crazy, belligerent person. 774 00:58:45,981 --> 00:58:50,610 He just doesn't understand, or... 775 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:57,241 l don't know, just doesn't know what's going on right now. 776 00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:05,917 What's going on right now? 777 00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:12,715 l don't know. 778 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:26,187 -Did you call dispatch to check? -l... 779 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:28,397 You're gonna have to testify to this! 780 00:59:28,482 --> 00:59:30,233 And they're gonna ask you, "Are you sure of the time?" 781 00:59:30,317 --> 00:59:32,068 And you're gonna say what? 782 00:59:32,152 --> 00:59:34,487 -8:1 5? -Come on, you... 783 00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:37,823 -Neil. -What? 784 00:59:42,871 --> 00:59:44,247 Hey, 785 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,291 -Ally called Sharon. -What? 786 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,586 She said to tell you that she's with friends and she's doing fine. 787 00:59:50,671 --> 00:59:52,505 -Which friends? -She didn't say. 788 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:55,132 That's all? 789 00:59:58,178 --> 01:00:00,179 Yeah. l'm sorry, buddy. 790 01:00:01,306 --> 01:00:03,432 Look, why don't you come out for the weekend? 791 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:06,477 We'll get the grill going. Sharon wants to see you, 792 01:00:06,561 --> 01:00:08,271 -and we'll call some nice people up... -No. 793 01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:12,024 -Come out to Patchogue, Neil... -No, Leo. Stop! 794 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:19,699 (SlGHS) 795 01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:22,743 CAROLlNE: Make a wish! 796 01:00:31,712 --> 01:00:33,754 DlANE: Come on... AlDAN: All right! 797 01:00:33,839 --> 01:00:35,631 -Yeah! -Big two-two! 798 01:00:35,716 --> 01:00:38,009 CAROLlNE: Big 22! AlDAN: Yeah! 799 01:00:41,179 --> 01:00:43,556 -Wait... Right, two, three... -Think one, two, three... 800 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,099 DlANE: Look at her. 801 01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:49,895 -One, two, three... -Tyler? l'm worried. 802 01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:55,943 l'm concerned her father isn't gonna come to her show. 803 01:00:56,028 --> 01:00:58,404 Well, yeah. l'd be worried, too. 804 01:00:59,865 --> 01:01:02,325 l was hoping for some reassurance. 805 01:01:02,868 --> 01:01:06,370 -One, two, three... -Spin. Got that. 806 01:01:06,455 --> 01:01:08,622 DlANE: She's gonna be heartbroken. TYLER: Listen... 807 01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:14,754 l'll get him there. 808 01:01:17,215 --> 01:01:21,218 -You will? Really? -Yeah, Mom. l'll get him there. 809 01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:27,433 -Thanks. -Aidan. Aidan, get your... 810 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,186 -One, two, three. One... -Two, three... 811 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:32,688 Get your filthy hands off my sister. 812 01:01:32,773 --> 01:01:34,106 Thank God. 813 01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:36,442 -Madame. -Tyler. 814 01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:41,614 So, you're actually the second member of the family that l've washed dishes with. 815 01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:43,741 Tyler? 816 01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:49,872 He's never washed a dish in his life. He must have tried to impress you. 817 01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:50,956 Ah... 818 01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:56,212 -He says you're in social work. -Mmm-hmm. 819 01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:57,463 ALLY: Did you go to school for that? 820 01:02:01,676 --> 01:02:02,968 (CELL PHONE KEYS BEEPlNG) 821 01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:07,139 MAN: They're afraid to move at all. They're certainly not gonna come down. 822 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:08,724 CHARLES: That's why they're gonna come down. 823 01:02:08,809 --> 01:02:11,018 Charles, it's your son. 824 01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:14,480 -What? -JANlNE: He's on the phone. 825 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,401 (CLEARS THROAT) 826 01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:23,739 Tyler, you're on speakerphone. 827 01:02:24,825 --> 01:02:28,494 -Yeah, l'm calling about Caroline's art show. -What about it? 828 01:02:30,288 --> 01:02:31,539 Hold on. 829 01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:37,128 (lNAUDlBLE) 830 01:02:37,504 --> 01:02:38,546 No. 831 01:02:39,381 --> 01:02:40,840 Yes. Tyler? 832 01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:44,385 Yeah, l was wondering if you wanted to have dinner beforehand. 833 01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:45,553 What? 834 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:48,389 Do you want to have dinner before? 835 01:02:48,849 --> 01:02:50,850 Yeah. Yeah, that would be fine. 836 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:55,104 l'll have Janine make a reservation somewhere nice, like the... 837 01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:56,188 l don't know, the Oak Room. 838 01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:59,024 No, that's not what l mean. 839 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,359 How many? 840 01:03:03,155 --> 01:03:04,738 Tyler, how many? 841 01:03:07,868 --> 01:03:09,034 Three. 842 01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:11,829 All right. Three it is. 843 01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:15,791 lt's 22 today, isn't it? 844 01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:18,419 Yeah. 845 01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:24,049 Happy birthday. 846 01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:26,802 Yeah, thanks. 847 01:03:35,896 --> 01:03:37,021 (KNOCKlNG AT DOOR) 848 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:38,814 Enter. 849 01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:41,192 TYLER: We're gonna go. 850 01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:43,736 Thanks for the party, Maestro. 851 01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:45,946 Did it suck? 852 01:03:47,908 --> 01:03:49,033 (LAUGHlNG) Ha, ha! 853 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:52,077 -ALLY: Hey. -Hey. 854 01:03:53,914 --> 01:03:56,707 -l'll go and get us a cab. -Okay. 855 01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:09,803 Wow! 856 01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:19,396 Can l see? 857 01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:25,277 That's exactly him. 858 01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:30,032 lt's like the cigarette's the last Coke in the desert. 859 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:39,124 -l can't believe he smokes in front of you. -Don't worry, l'm not that impressionable. 860 01:04:42,671 --> 01:04:46,549 You know, when l was younger, we didn't have air conditioning in the house, 861 01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:51,303 so during the summer, my mom and l would go to museums to cool off. 862 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:54,640 She loved them all, but the Met was her favorite. 863 01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:58,602 Yeah. The Met's one of my favorite places 864 01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:00,229 -in the world. -Yeah? 865 01:05:00,438 --> 01:05:03,148 So, you've got an art exhibit coming up? 866 01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:06,151 Yeah. 867 01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:09,321 You mind if l come? 868 01:05:11,366 --> 01:05:15,202 l mean, l understand if you don't want some random girl there. 869 01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:19,915 You're not random. You're Tyler's girlfriend. 870 01:05:27,549 --> 01:05:29,008 GEORGE W. BUSH ON TV: And while we must devote 871 01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:30,593 enormous energy to conquering disease, 872 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:34,054 it is equally important that we pay attention to the moral concerns 873 01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:38,434 raised by the new frontier of human embryo stem cell research. 874 01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:41,979 Even the most noble ends do not justify any means. 875 01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:45,691 Embryonic stem cell research offers both great promise and great peril... 876 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:53,616 Have you ever been to the Oak Room before? 877 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:57,870 Oh, yeah. l come here all the time with my dad and his bowling buddies. 878 01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:03,709 He can stand me up, but he can't stand you up. 879 01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:08,088 And he can't stand my sister up. 880 01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:14,637 -Can l get another whiskey, please? -CHARLES: Give me the same, Sean. 881 01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:16,847 -Laphroaig. Neat. -Yes. 882 01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:20,309 -And for the lady? -l'm still good. Thanks. 883 01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:37,868 Alyssa Craig, this is my father, Charles Hawkins. Ally. 884 01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:40,913 -lt's a pleasure. -Pleasure. 885 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:50,756 So, you're going to be a social worker? 886 01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:55,135 Yeah. But with a focused area of responsibility. 887 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:59,515 -Makes it easier to get a job. -l see. What area is that going to be? 888 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,851 -Criminal justice. -That's a... 889 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,771 That's a tough area. 890 01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:10,442 When l was a kid, l wanted to play shortstop for the Mets. 891 01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:12,319 l don't think it's any harder than that. 892 01:07:12,404 --> 01:07:13,654 The Mets! 893 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,280 (LAUGHS) 894 01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:17,199 l'm from Queens. 895 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:21,870 My father's a Yankees fan. lt has something to do with the payroll. 896 01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:25,249 lt has something to do with significant ball-playing. 897 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,500 Right. 898 01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:29,545 You were a Yankees fan when you were little. 899 01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:32,131 You were Lou Piniella for Halloween. 900 01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:37,136 Just blind familial allegiance. 901 01:07:38,138 --> 01:07:43,308 That's before l knew what overpaid, overfed, fat bastards they were. 902 01:07:45,645 --> 01:07:49,148 Who's fat? What Yankee is fat? Tell me. 903 01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:52,151 lt's a metaphor. 904 01:07:56,948 --> 01:07:58,449 Roger Clemens. 905 01:08:02,162 --> 01:08:03,162 (SCOFFS) 906 01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:07,249 Luis Sojo. 907 01:08:10,545 --> 01:08:12,045 Shane Spencer. 908 01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:13,922 He's big-boned. 909 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:17,342 (BOTH LAUGHlNG) 910 01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:30,230 Dessert now? 911 01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:35,277 -Does this still count as your entrée? -People can change. 912 01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:37,738 So how long has your dad been a cop? 913 01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:40,365 Twenty-two years. 914 01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:43,660 Would you excuse me? 915 01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:44,745 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 916 01:08:45,288 --> 01:08:46,747 l'm so sorry. 917 01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:54,046 Hey. lt's just a phone call. At least he waited till dessert. 918 01:08:54,672 --> 01:08:58,133 You're killing me. Look, you're killing me right now. Okay? 919 01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:01,011 (CLEARS THROAT) 920 01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:08,310 -l'm so sorry. And your mother? -She passed away when l was 1 1 . 921 01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:14,983 She was murdered, and l was there. 922 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:21,615 l never mentioned that part. 923 01:09:26,538 --> 01:09:28,664 Why are you saying this now? 924 01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:31,583 l don't know. 925 01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:35,921 And here you are. 926 01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:39,925 Here l am. 927 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,642 He's not so bad. 928 01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:50,352 Oh, God. 929 01:09:54,065 --> 01:09:55,524 No, don't say it. 930 01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:58,277 l've got to go to the office. 931 01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:00,362 (SlGHS) 932 01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:02,948 -Listen, the exhibit runs till 9:00. -No, you have somewhere else to be. 933 01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:06,493 -You guys take my car, and l'll... -l don't believe you! 934 01:10:07,287 --> 01:10:10,497 -That's all there is, Tyler. -That's all there is? 935 01:10:11,624 --> 01:10:12,916 That's all there is? 936 01:10:13,001 --> 01:10:15,544 Take the car. l'll get a cab, and l'll meet you there. 937 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:20,132 lt's not enough. 938 01:10:24,304 --> 01:10:25,846 LES: Do l actually look like that? 939 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:28,390 ALLY: Oh, no. lt was probably just the lighting. 940 01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:32,311 l brought you every single flavor. 941 01:10:34,647 --> 01:10:36,648 l'm ready to go home now. 942 01:10:40,111 --> 01:10:41,361 TYLER: Ally. 943 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:52,164 God, Tyler? Can we at least talk about this? 944 01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,292 Where are you going to go right now? And what are you gonna do 945 01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:58,670 that's actually gonna help anything? Do you really think... 946 01:10:59,672 --> 01:11:01,882 You better look after yourself for an hour. 947 01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,968 Are you capable of doing that? 948 01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:27,616 Are you guys telling me you get the call at 6:00, and l don't get it till 8:00 tonight? 949 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:30,535 Now, l don't know what's going on, but someone's dropped the ball here... 950 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:32,746 -Tyler! -Mr. Hawkins! 951 01:11:33,081 --> 01:11:34,665 lt's fine, Janine. lt's fine. 952 01:11:34,749 --> 01:11:38,043 She drew you a picture. She drew you a picture, and you didn't come. 953 01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:42,798 Put it on the table. 954 01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:49,596 You have a daughter who sincerely believes that you don't like her. 955 01:11:51,391 --> 01:11:54,726 l mean, she's trying to communicate. She's speaking. 956 01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:59,773 But why aren't you listening? l mean, why aren't you 957 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:02,401 riveted? 958 01:12:03,111 --> 01:12:07,447 Why is this not the most important thing, just for one night? 959 01:12:08,408 --> 01:12:09,408 JANlNE: (SOFTLY) Tyler. 960 01:12:09,534 --> 01:12:13,036 -We can come back. -No, it's fine. Sit down. Sit down. lt's okay. 961 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,460 Who's this display for? 962 01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:23,839 lt's for you. 963 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:28,176 She knows l'll take care of her. 964 01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:29,344 And? 965 01:12:30,138 --> 01:12:34,057 -MAN: We really can come back another... -Sit the fuck down! Now! 966 01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:39,980 And that l love her. l love her. 967 01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:46,528 Good God, you toss that word around, but you have no idea what it means! 968 01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:48,113 Maybe l don't. 969 01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:52,951 -And maybe Caroline doesn't, either. -l have provided her world, and yours. 970 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:56,413 That doesn't mean you can just shatter it whenever you feel, 971 01:12:56,497 --> 01:12:58,540 (STAMMERlNG) whenever there's something better to do! 972 01:12:58,624 --> 01:13:00,042 Who the hell do you think you're talking to? 973 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,419 You pedaled down here on your bike, for Christ's sake! 974 01:13:02,503 --> 01:13:07,257 You gotta take care of nothing! You're responsible for no one! You're a kid! 975 01:13:07,341 --> 01:13:10,302 You think you're the first one to lose anything? 976 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:15,557 You think that whatever you feel in your heart, l don't also feel it in mine? 977 01:13:19,353 --> 01:13:21,146 You didn't find him. 978 01:13:21,606 --> 01:13:23,231 See, l found him. 979 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:29,362 And you're so just tragically blind 980 01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:34,826 that the rest of your children are gonna hang themselves on your watch. 981 01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:37,454 You little piece of... Come over here, l'm gonna smack you. 982 01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:39,289 -What? What? -JANlNE: No. No! 983 01:13:39,373 --> 01:13:42,167 Tyler! Get out of here! Get out of here! 984 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:47,923 (GRUNTlNG) 985 01:13:48,007 --> 01:13:50,675 God, there's no frigging air in here! 986 01:13:58,976 --> 01:13:59,976 Hey! 987 01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:07,526 Hey. 988 01:14:07,902 --> 01:14:09,069 Hey. Hey. 989 01:14:09,862 --> 01:14:12,989 Come here. lt's okay. lt's okay, baby. Come here. 990 01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:17,160 lt's okay, baby. Baby, it's okay. lt's okay. lt's okay. 991 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,329 lt's okay. Okay? 992 01:14:23,251 --> 01:14:24,251 lt's okay. 993 01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:09,421 ALLY: (ON SPEAKER) Dad, it's me. 994 01:15:11,090 --> 01:15:14,384 l just wanted to let you know l'm okay, and... 995 01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:17,596 l'm going away for Labor Day. 996 01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:23,602 Yeah, well, l hope you're good, and l'll talk to you sometime. 997 01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:25,562 Okay. Bye. 998 01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:33,195 Dad, it's me. 999 01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:38,450 l just wanted to let you know l'm okay, and... 1000 01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:41,077 l'm going away for Labor Day. 1001 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:55,675 (BOTH LAUGHlNG) 1002 01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:00,055 LES: Second word. 1003 01:16:02,767 --> 01:16:04,893 DlANE: Long-armed? LES: Trunk? 1004 01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:06,311 DlANE: Breathing? 1005 01:16:07,355 --> 01:16:09,189 -Referee? -Direction? 1006 01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:12,567 LES: The wall... The wall. DlANE: High? 1007 01:16:12,652 --> 01:16:15,487 LES: You're climbing over the wall. Over the hill... 1008 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:33,171 l want a girlfriend. 1009 01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:38,134 -What? -Dinners out. Movies. 1010 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:40,470 Regular sex. 1011 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:45,517 l could handle that for, like, a summer. 1012 01:16:46,143 --> 01:16:49,104 -You're such a romantic. -Yeah, damn right. 1013 01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:52,232 l've been romantic with all the races. 1014 01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:56,903 -Excuse me? -l have planted my flag in every continent. 1015 01:16:56,988 --> 01:16:58,113 (LAUGHS) 1016 01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:03,034 -So, white girl. -Please. lt's like falling off a log. 1017 01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:05,620 Asian. 1018 01:17:05,705 --> 01:17:06,705 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 1019 01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:09,374 Um... 1020 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:12,460 -Eskimo. -CONDUCTOR: Next stop, Patchogue. 1021 01:17:12,545 --> 01:17:15,213 -No! -Monica lmpellie. 1022 01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:18,425 She works at the public library on 96th Street. 1023 01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:21,636 -You slept with an Eskimo? -You went to the library? 1024 01:17:23,139 --> 01:17:25,348 -ALLY: l don't believe you. -Fine. 1025 01:17:25,725 --> 01:17:27,642 -She's a nice girl. -ALLY: Prove it. 1 0 bucks. 1026 01:17:27,727 --> 01:17:29,936 AlDAN: You wanna go to the library? ALLY: The second we get off this train. 1027 01:17:30,021 --> 01:17:31,730 -AlDAN: Fine. -Are you coming? 1028 01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:34,733 No, l'm gonna skip this particular bloodbath, thank you. 1029 01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:36,484 SHARON: Leo. You're off duty. 1030 01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:38,361 CONDUCTOR: Station stop is Patchogue. 1031 01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:54,938 Where is she? 1032 01:18:56,732 --> 01:19:00,902 -What are you doing in my house? -Where is my daughter? 1033 01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:05,323 She's at the library. 1034 01:19:10,246 --> 01:19:11,746 Does she know? 1035 01:19:16,001 --> 01:19:18,420 -No. -No, l didn't think so. 1036 01:19:19,713 --> 01:19:23,174 l figured you'd probably leave it up to me 1037 01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:26,302 when you're done with her. 1038 01:19:27,888 --> 01:19:29,806 l'm not going anywhere. 1039 01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:34,352 Boy, that's true. Tyler Hawkins. 1040 01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:38,440 Son of Charles and Diane. 1041 01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:42,652 Brother of Caroline and Michael, deceased. 1042 01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:46,406 Suicide by hanging. 1043 01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:51,536 You're kind of lost, aren't you? 1044 01:19:51,829 --> 01:19:58,293 Take a little vacation in coach before finding your way back to first class? 1045 01:20:01,547 --> 01:20:03,506 You think you know me, 1046 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,800 but you don't. 1047 01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:09,554 But l do know you. 1048 01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:13,141 l know you got nothing. 1049 01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:19,022 l know you threw away the one person that gave a shit. 1050 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:22,942 Now you wanna blame me. That's all right. 1051 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:26,237 But you know what? 1052 01:20:27,698 --> 01:20:30,867 l did the whole thing for a bet anyway. 1053 01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:41,127 (NElL GRUNTlNG) 1054 01:20:59,772 --> 01:21:01,272 (GASPlNG) 1055 01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:07,946 (CHOKlNG) 1056 01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:21,000 Get a fucking deadbolt! 1057 01:21:55,202 --> 01:21:58,621 Tyler Keats Hawkins! You are never gonna believe this! 1058 01:21:59,164 --> 01:22:00,748 He banged an lnuit! 1059 01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:05,587 And she's really nice and really smart, and l really don't get it. 1060 01:22:11,802 --> 01:22:14,012 What's wrong? 1061 01:22:16,015 --> 01:22:17,682 Your dad was here. 1062 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:20,018 Wait... What? 1063 01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:24,564 -Your dad was here when l got home. -Shit. 1064 01:22:25,024 --> 01:22:27,442 Shit! Okay, what did he say? 1065 01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:32,739 l know him. 1066 01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:38,328 He arrested me and Aidan before l met you. 1067 01:22:39,538 --> 01:22:42,540 (STAMMERlNG) The gash on my eye? That was him. 1068 01:22:45,461 --> 01:22:48,046 (STAMMERlNG) l don't really understand. 1069 01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:52,050 l mouthed off to him and he responded. 1070 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:57,555 And then Aidan saw you guys at school, 1071 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:01,476 so he suggested that 1072 01:23:02,436 --> 01:23:04,562 l introduce myself to you. 1073 01:23:13,572 --> 01:23:14,989 l feel sick. 1074 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:33,925 Ally. 1075 01:23:35,844 --> 01:23:38,721 -What are you doing? -What does it look like? 1076 01:23:41,225 --> 01:23:43,476 But you don't need to do that. 1077 01:23:44,687 --> 01:23:47,271 Do you even realize what you've done? 1078 01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:52,652 Ally. 1079 01:23:55,739 --> 01:23:58,658 l mean, did you really think l would never find out? 1080 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:02,745 l had to find out eventually. You set it up that way. 1081 01:24:04,623 --> 01:24:07,959 Ally, it doesn't mean anything. lt's not a big deal. 1082 01:24:08,711 --> 01:24:12,755 -l didn't mean to hurt you. -That's exactly what you meant to do. 1083 01:24:25,519 --> 01:24:28,479 AlDAN: You had to tell her eventually, man. 1084 01:24:33,444 --> 01:24:34,986 She'll be back. 1085 01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:24,118 You're not supposed to use that on nonstick pans. 1086 01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:27,914 lt takes off the Teflon. 1087 01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:31,542 You gotta let it soak. 1088 01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:33,252 Okay. 1089 01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:37,465 l'm gonna... 1090 01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:50,895 -l don't feel so good. -Oh, come on. lt's supposed to be fun. 1091 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:55,566 You know, maybe if you tried to meet people halfway, you know, 1092 01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:57,902 put a little bit of effort in? 1093 01:25:58,987 --> 01:26:01,405 lf you tried to grow up a little? 1094 01:26:01,865 --> 01:26:03,074 Maybe... 1095 01:26:05,869 --> 01:26:07,203 Caroline. 1096 01:26:07,287 --> 01:26:08,287 (GROANS) 1097 01:26:09,748 --> 01:26:11,958 Emily. Emily! Come on, the door. 1098 01:26:12,042 --> 01:26:13,334 -CAROLlNE: Happy birthday. -Hi, sweetie. 1099 01:26:13,418 --> 01:26:15,711 -Can you hold on a second? Yeah. -Thank you. 1100 01:26:15,796 --> 01:26:19,715 Thanks. Okay. Come on in, sweetie. Come on in. The party's right in there. 1101 01:26:20,884 --> 01:26:25,137 Yeah. l know. l need ice. lce. Yeah. Napkins would be good. 1102 01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:28,516 GlRL 1 : Oh, wait! Liz has gotta find her. 1103 01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:30,351 GlRL 2: Yeah. 1104 01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:31,853 (POP MUSlC PLAYlNG) 1105 01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:33,771 (GlRLS CHATTERlNG) 1106 01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:49,453 -l didn't do this for you. -Thanks, dude. 1107 01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:52,039 -Where's my big guy? -GlRL: Oh, my God! 1108 01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:53,374 Oh, no. 1109 01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:55,167 (GlRL SCREAMlNG) 1110 01:26:57,838 --> 01:27:00,840 JIM'S DAD: Jim! l got here a little early. JlM: Get out! 1111 01:27:00,924 --> 01:27:03,926 -JIM'S DAD: l'll wait in the car. -JIM: Go, Dad! Oh, my... 1112 01:27:04,970 --> 01:27:07,638 GlRL: Who is that? Is that your dad? JlM: Yeah... 1113 01:27:08,849 --> 01:27:10,266 JlM'S DAD: So, I'mjust... l'm not embarrassed. 1114 01:27:10,350 --> 01:27:11,809 JlM: I am! 1115 01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:19,859 Mom? l'm okay. 1116 01:27:20,694 --> 01:27:22,820 Don't panic. l'm gonna be fine. 1117 01:27:22,905 --> 01:27:25,531 -l just need you to come get me right away. -WOMAN: You've gotta get over here. 1118 01:27:25,616 --> 01:27:27,742 Someone cut a chunk out of this little girl's hair. 1119 01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:28,951 CAROLlNE: Come quickly. 1120 01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:38,544 (DOORBELL RlNGlNG) 1121 01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:50,765 Hi. ls... 1122 01:27:53,685 --> 01:27:56,062 Alyssa Craig, does she live here? 1123 01:27:56,813 --> 01:27:59,023 Okay. Great. That's... l'm... 1124 01:27:59,650 --> 01:28:01,943 You think l don't remember you? 1125 01:28:03,612 --> 01:28:05,529 -No, sir. -ALLY: Who is it? 1126 01:28:10,953 --> 01:28:12,286 lt's okay. 1127 01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:21,128 So, what do you want? 1128 01:28:24,383 --> 01:28:26,801 Look. l'm a prick. You know? And... 1129 01:28:26,885 --> 01:28:27,969 And? 1130 01:28:28,053 --> 01:28:29,053 (NElL CLEARlNG THROAT) 1131 01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:30,221 Dad! 1132 01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:32,848 Look, Tyler's not. 1133 01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:34,892 -Look, l... -(STAMMERlNG) Would you just wait? 1134 01:28:35,227 --> 01:28:37,144 Shit! All right, l'm not... 1135 01:28:37,229 --> 01:28:40,106 l'm not any good at this. All right? lt's not my thing. 1136 01:28:40,732 --> 01:28:42,692 He lied to me. Big time. 1137 01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:46,404 He's in love with you. 1138 01:28:48,573 --> 01:28:51,784 l have only seen him look at one other girl the way he looks at you. 1139 01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:54,912 And she's a lot shorter and shares his DNA. 1140 01:28:55,747 --> 01:28:58,249 You don't have to forgive him today. 1141 01:28:59,459 --> 01:29:01,085 Just forgive him. 1142 01:29:02,754 --> 01:29:03,921 Yeah. She's pretty traumatized. 1143 01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:06,549 -DlANE: No! l'm trying. -l wanted to pull some names together 1144 01:29:06,633 --> 01:29:08,175 in case we all decided she should talk to someone. 1145 01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:09,927 DlANE: l just talked to her. No. 1146 01:29:10,012 --> 01:29:12,722 LES: Diane's pretty upset, too. DlANE: That's what l'm trying to tell you. 1147 01:29:12,806 --> 01:29:15,474 LES: No, the girls are saying Caroline did it to herself. 1148 01:29:15,559 --> 01:29:17,560 -DlANE: But it's not true! -Yeah. 1149 01:29:18,770 --> 01:29:19,895 All of them. 1150 01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:22,106 TYLER: "...he sang almost as beautifully." 1151 01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:25,192 LES: lt didn't happen on school property, so... 1152 01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:28,946 "When he was grown, he left his mother..." 1153 01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:31,532 LES: The school's not gonna do anything. 1154 01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:34,618 Yeah, they're probably gonna get away with it. 1155 01:29:35,287 --> 01:29:37,455 "...and his eight loving aunts, 1156 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:41,042 "and he went to live in his father's kingdom of Thrace 1157 01:29:41,126 --> 01:29:46,213 "to bring the joy of music to earth. His voice rang so pure and true 1158 01:29:46,298 --> 01:29:49,633 "that the fiercest warriors put down their swords 1159 01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:52,970 "and savage beasts lay spellbound at his feet." 1160 01:29:53,638 --> 01:29:56,140 AlDAN: You give me the word and l will steal their bikes. 1161 01:29:58,894 --> 01:29:59,977 DlANE: Ally. 1162 01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:07,151 lt's so sweet of you to come. 1163 01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:29,340 lt's my last one ever. l swear. 1164 01:30:39,643 --> 01:30:40,976 Look, l... 1165 01:30:41,686 --> 01:30:44,021 l know you're not here for me. 1166 01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:48,442 And l don't... 1167 01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:55,449 Just thank you for being here anyway. 1168 01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:08,462 And for what it's worth, l think you're amazing. 1169 01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:19,181 How is she? Huh? 1170 01:31:19,724 --> 01:31:21,225 TYLER: She's asleep. 1171 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:57,136 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 1172 01:31:57,220 --> 01:31:58,220 All right. 1173 01:31:58,763 --> 01:32:01,891 Did you do something different with your hair? l love it. 1174 01:32:01,975 --> 01:32:02,975 GlRL: Yeah, it's beautiful. 1175 01:32:03,059 --> 01:32:04,018 (GlRLS LAUGHlNG) 1176 01:32:04,102 --> 01:32:07,021 TEACHER: Okay. Okay, that's enough. Enough! 1177 01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:18,365 Excuse me! What are you doing? Stop! 1178 01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:19,450 (TEACHER GASPlNG) 1179 01:32:40,639 --> 01:32:43,224 BAlLlFF: Hawkins. You posted. 1180 01:33:03,495 --> 01:33:06,830 Destruction of private property. Felony trespassing. 1181 01:33:07,666 --> 01:33:09,750 -l didn't call you. -l know you didn't. 1182 01:33:09,834 --> 01:33:12,836 l have unleashed a raging shit storm of epic proportions 1183 01:33:12,921 --> 01:33:15,339 on the board of trustees of that pissant school 1184 01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:18,425 that will not abate until those girls seek enrollment elsewhere. 1185 01:33:18,510 --> 01:33:20,219 l give them a week. 1186 01:33:22,681 --> 01:33:25,975 l know you think l'm a prick, but l have my uses. 1187 01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:33,524 Can you come by the office and talk to the lawyers? 1188 01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:38,988 Okay. 1189 01:33:40,824 --> 01:33:44,243 Try not to vandalize any more schools in the meantime. 1190 01:33:47,497 --> 01:33:50,165 -Thanks for bailing me out. -No problem! 1191 01:34:07,225 --> 01:34:09,143 -Hi. -ALLY: Hey. 1192 01:34:13,315 --> 01:34:16,233 Hey, using your little sister is dirty pool. 1193 01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:21,697 ls it working? 1194 01:34:28,121 --> 01:34:29,288 Maybe. 1195 01:35:09,537 --> 01:35:13,332 Hey. 1196 01:35:14,959 --> 01:35:17,169 l gotta go to my dad's office. 1197 01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:20,672 Say hi to him for me. 1198 01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:25,094 l love you. 1199 01:35:26,513 --> 01:35:27,638 Good. 1200 01:35:29,182 --> 01:35:30,808 l love you, too. 1201 01:35:35,897 --> 01:35:38,816 Hey, French toast or pancakes? 1202 01:35:39,901 --> 01:35:43,153 -lt doesn't matter. -AlDAN: French toast. 1203 01:35:54,165 --> 01:35:57,668 -Hey. Good morning. -What are you doing here? 1204 01:35:57,752 --> 01:35:59,378 Well, Tyler's coming by the office, 1205 01:35:59,462 --> 01:36:02,923 and l just thought l'd ride to school with Caroline. 1206 01:36:03,675 --> 01:36:06,343 -ls that okay? -Okay. Sure. 1207 01:36:07,178 --> 01:36:08,804 -Yeah. Great. -Good. Good. 1208 01:36:08,888 --> 01:36:10,097 -All right... -She's not ready, though. 1209 01:36:10,181 --> 01:36:12,933 -Don't worry about it. That's okay. -She's gonna need at least 20 minutes. 1210 01:36:13,017 --> 01:36:15,811 -l'll wait. l'm here, right downstairs. -Okay. 1211 01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:17,020 Okay. 1212 01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:19,523 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 1213 01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:23,902 Are you running late, or are you canceling altogether? 1214 01:36:23,987 --> 01:36:25,946 CHARLES: Are you aIready on your way? 1215 01:36:26,030 --> 01:36:27,656 l'm already here. 1216 01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:30,409 l'm taking Caroline to school. 1217 01:36:33,830 --> 01:36:35,038 Okay. 1218 01:36:37,083 --> 01:36:38,625 l'll wait in your office. 1219 01:36:39,252 --> 01:36:43,714 -lt may be a while. -That's okay. That's fine. 1220 01:37:00,565 --> 01:37:03,650 -ls Janine in? -She went for coffee. 1221 01:37:03,735 --> 01:37:05,486 She getting me any? 1222 01:37:06,321 --> 01:37:07,779 Just kidding. 1223 01:38:56,931 --> 01:39:00,183 AlDAN: (CHUCKLlNG) You're bad. Dirty girl. 1224 01:39:00,268 --> 01:39:03,895 What? Of course l was gonna call you! You didn't think l forgot about you? 1225 01:39:04,480 --> 01:39:05,939 How could l forget you? 1226 01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:08,191 (GlGGLlNG) 1227 01:39:10,945 --> 01:39:12,279 Good morning, ladies. 1228 01:39:12,363 --> 01:39:14,531 GlRLS: Good morning, Miss Giglio. 1229 01:39:14,616 --> 01:39:16,033 Settle down. 1230 01:39:23,791 --> 01:39:25,334 JANlNE: Good morning, Mr. Hawkins. 1231 01:39:25,835 --> 01:39:30,005 -TYLER: Do you know about these? -Who do you think scanned all the pictures? 1232 01:39:37,055 --> 01:39:38,472 Look at you. 1233 01:39:43,394 --> 01:39:45,187 How old would he be? 1234 01:39:47,774 --> 01:39:49,900 He would've been 28 in May. 1235 01:39:50,443 --> 01:39:53,528 lt's really been that long? l could've sworn... 1236 01:39:55,239 --> 01:39:57,449 lt was May 20, 1 995. 1237 01:39:59,035 --> 01:40:02,037 l should be able to remember that. l'm sorry. 1238 01:40:06,042 --> 01:40:07,042 (SlGHS) 1239 01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:09,920 lt's all right. 1240 01:40:15,593 --> 01:40:17,511 (SlGHlNG) What a day. 1241 01:40:39,909 --> 01:40:42,619 TEACHER: Caroline? Hello? 1242 01:41:12,650 --> 01:41:14,943 (lNDlSTlNCT CHATTERlNG ON THE STREET) 1243 01:42:06,078 --> 01:42:09,498 TYLER: Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, 1244 01:42:13,044 --> 01:42:15,712 but it's very important that you do it, 1245 01:42:16,130 --> 01:42:21,176 because nobody else will. 1246 01:42:25,014 --> 01:42:27,724 Like when someone comes into your life, 1247 01:42:28,184 --> 01:42:31,686 and half of you says, "You're nowhere near ready," 1248 01:42:33,731 --> 01:42:35,690 but the other half says, 1249 01:42:36,901 --> 01:42:38,902 "Make her yours forever." 1250 01:42:40,446 --> 01:42:41,655 (lNAUDlBLE) 1251 01:42:50,039 --> 01:42:51,373 Michael, 1252 01:42:53,084 --> 01:42:55,919 Caroline asked me what l would say 1253 01:42:57,213 --> 01:42:59,381 if l knew you could hear me. 1254 01:43:02,176 --> 01:43:03,885 l said l do know. 1255 01:43:07,014 --> 01:43:08,473 "l love you. 1256 01:43:12,019 --> 01:43:13,854 "God, l miss you. 1257 01:43:17,859 --> 01:43:19,526 "And l forgive you." 1258 01:45:08,219 --> 01:45:10,053 (lNAUDlBLE)