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<i>People ask a question.</i>

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<i>What's a RocknRolla?</i>

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<i>And I tell them it's not about drums,
drugs and hospital drips.</i>

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<i>Oh, no.</i>

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<i>There's more there than that, my friend.</i>

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<i>We all like a bit of the good life.</i>

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<i>Some, the money.</i>

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<i>Some, the drugs.</i>

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<i>Others the sex game,
the glamour or the fame.</i>

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<i>But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different.</i>

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<i>Why?</i>

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<i>Because a real RocknRolla
wants the fucking lot.</i>

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<i>My name's Archy,
formerly known as Archibald.</i>

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<i>I work for a man called Lenny Cole.</i>

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<i>And Lenny Cole has the keys
to the back door of this booming city.</i>

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<i>Let me give you an example
of how Lenny works his magic.</i>

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<i>Two years ago,
this property cost 1 million pounds.</i>

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Today, it costs 5 million.

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How did this happen?

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Attractive tax opportunities
for foreign investment...

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...restrictive building consent
and massive hedge-fund bonuses.

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London, my good man...

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...is fast becoming the financial
and cultural capital of the world.

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<i>London is on the rise.</i>

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<i>Property value has gone one way: up.</i>

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<i>And this has left the natives struggling
to keep a foothold in the property ladder.</i>

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I can't teach you how to skin a cat...

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...but I can tell you a lot
about the money in bricks and mortar.

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Like he said, it's going one way.

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You need to see a lawyer.

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We do need to see a lawyer.

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Well, it looks like a great deal.

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These are the plans.

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It'll cost 10,
and it'll be worth 20 with planning.

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But, first, you gotta give
the Councillor a drink.

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<i>Same deal as before.
I'll tell them they've got the planning.</i>

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<i>Thank you, Councillor.</i>

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You'll get the planning.

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Take care of the Councillor,
and it'll move like shit through a goose.

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We need help.

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Lenny Cole.

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Dog number one.

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Bet he moves fast
and likes bricks and mortar.

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I do move fast,
and I love bricks and mortar.

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Property's always a safe bet...

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...but you gotta know what you're doing,
this ain't soft money.

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<i>Because of these boys'
criminal records...</i>

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<i>...the bank won't lend them
the money they need.</i>

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<i>Enter Mr. Lenny Cole...</i>

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<i>...London's money-loaning
and fast-moving property magician.</i>

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Don ' t let me down, boys.

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Come on, give me your hand.

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<i>And this is where he waves
his black magic wand.</i>

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Can't talk now,
but there's been a problem.

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I can't get you the planning.

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Sorry, boys, can't get the planning.

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<i>Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise.</i>

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<i>Because they don't wanna owe Lenny.</i>

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He can't get the planning.

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<i>That's right, sweetheart.</i>

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Can't get the planning?

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<i>You've been fucked.</i>

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What do you mean
you can't get the fucking planning?

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You owe me.

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Right, I get the building,
you lose your share...

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...and I'm still out of pocket
two large ones.

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Find it.

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<i>They know they'll have to pay Lenny
before the month is out.</i>

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<i>Because Mr. Cole has ways of making life
very, very uncomfortable.</i>

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We better find it.

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<i>What they don't know
is that Lenny controls the councilors...</i>

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<i>...the judges and the lawyers.</i>

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<i>No planning permission will be given
until Lenny wants it.</i>

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<i>And now that he owns the building,
he wants the permission.</i>

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Hello, Councillor?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I hear you got that car
you wanted.

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You're very generous, Len.

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Right, now, sort that planning out,
will you?

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- Sorted, Lenny.
- Good.

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What's wrong with you, Archy?

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Was that not a bit strong, Len?

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They come from the same place as you.
You're gonna clean them out.

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The same place as me?

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Do I look like a fucking immigrant?

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No one gave me a leg up.

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They need a little bit of fear,
otherwise, they'll come up against me.

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They need a little lesson, don't they?

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<i>And that is an example
of how Lenny works.</i>

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<i>Now, today is Lenny's big day.</i>

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<i>He's hit the big time...</i>

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<i>...because a new Russian billionaire
desires Lenny's property contacts.</i>

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<i>He wants planning permission
where the law won't allow.</i>

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Lenny Cole is here.

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<i>Lenny will come through...</i>

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<i>...but he will rape that Russian
for every ruble he can get.</i>

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Nice to see you, Uri.

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Good. Come and take a seat.

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Excuse me if I am hasty,
but I have a busy day.

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- Oh, that's all right.
- Sit.

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I can see we are very much alike,
you and I, Lenny.

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We like to get things done.

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What's it going to cost me?

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First, let me make it clear exactly
how we can help you benefit from this deal.

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Without me,
you'd be waiting five to 10 years...

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...before you got permission
to erect your arena.

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Secondly, with British law
as it so stands...

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Lenny, how much?

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Seven million euros.

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I expect the guarantee that I have consent
within six months and no red tape.

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Oh, you got it.

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Consider it done.

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- Drink?
- Yeah.

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That's a nice painting, Uri.

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It's got depth, you know.

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That picture has brought me nothing
but luck, Lenny.

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It's my lucky picture.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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You like?

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Yeah.

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Take it for a while.

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Maybe it will give you luck.

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Oh, no, Uri, I... You know, I couldn't.

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We are partners now, I insist.

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I will get it sent around to your house.

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You can give it back to me
when our deal's finalized.

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Hm?

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Well, I thought you lot drank vodka.

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Whiskey is the new vodka.

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You're not joining me?

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I don't drink.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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- You all right, Len?
- Yeah.

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Because you're looking a bit pink.

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Get us some water
and a wet wipe live-o, will you, Turbo?

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Right away, Len.

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He tried to poison me, the dirty Cossack.

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Look, stop messing about,
just give me the bottle.

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Sorry, Len.

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How is the billionaires club?

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Well, I tell you what, this Communism
didn't slow him down, did it?

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I'll tell you what, Arch.

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We've hit the big time here.

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Well, what's wrong?
Where's the famous Archy smile?

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You gotta watch yourself with this lot.
I mean, times are changing.

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- They ain't no respecters of the old school.
- Oh, bollocks.

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There's no school like the old school,
and I'm the fucking headmaster.

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That's why he come to me.

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Got it?

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Yeah, got it.

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You think you should have lent him
your lucky picture?

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It makes the peasant feel royal.

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Don't spoil it,
we need him at the moment.

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I want that consent.

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Call the accountant
and get her to clear the money.

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<i>If Uri's gonna turn over seven large ones
to grease Lenny's contacts...</i>

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<i>...he's gonna need it in cash.</i>

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<i>And for that,
he needs his personal accountant.</i>

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<i>Meet the very gifted
and the financially creative Stella.</i>

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You know why you get deals?

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Because those sad, fat, old men like it
when you swear at them.

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They shake like cocktails
and sweat like Semtex...

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...when you raise that posh, little voice.

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You, my love, are a rare commodity.

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Now, come on, give your Bertie a smile.

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I don't feel like smiling.

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I'm a 30-year-old accountant
married to a homosexual lawyer.

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I'm a beard without kids, Bertie.

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For a marriage of convenience,
this can be quite inconvenient.

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<i>Stella, we need to talk.</i>

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Yes, she's right here.

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It's Omovich.

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You sure he isn't gay?

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<i>But what the Russian doesn't know...</i>

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<i>...is that his accountant
has got bored of the safe life...</i>

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<i>...and is looking for excitement
in all the wrong places.</i>

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<i>Welcome to the Speeler.</i>

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<i>This hot little house of crime is home
to a particularly nefarious group...</i>

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<i>...of individuals known locally
as the Wild Bunch.</i>

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There's no way you're gonna get a five,
understand, Bob?

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- They've got nothing on you, son.
- What are you talking about?

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Fred, they've got a grass.
They've got an informer.

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Got a rat with a roach smoking a canary.
Got more information than the Internet.

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- All right, ladies.
- Cookie, how you doing, son?

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Cookie, do you want in?

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I did promise the twins
I'd take them fishing, but fuck it.

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- Throw us in for a quick spin.
- Hey, Mumbles, can I have a word?

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No.

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Mumbles, I'll make it worth your while.

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Coming, dear.

191
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<i>But in the world of crime,
there's always coincidence.</i>

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<i>And the very men she needs
to fuel her thrills...</i>

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<i>...are the very men
that owe Lenny two large ones.</i>

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What's happening?

195
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You know that lady, the posh pup?

196
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The one that likes a bit of the rough life?

197
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The little dangerous accountant.
You haven't heard from her in a little while.

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- I know.
- Well?

199
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Well, she's offered us
a bit of work, right?

200
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But, I mean, like, proper work.

201
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Now, normally, I would just turn her down,
but considering our current situation...

202
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Let's have a meet.

203
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I've got one just like that at home,
but with a little boy fishing.

204
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Is that what they call humor
where you come from?

205
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Is that what they call art
where you come from?

206
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You are quite the entertainer,
Mr. One Two.

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And you're also late.

208
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Please, don't be late.

209
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I've got some work,
thought you might be interested.

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Go on.

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There are two accountants taking out
7 million euros from a bank I know.

212
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And it won't be protected.

213
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Twenty percent for me, as normal.

214
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The details are in here.

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Anything else?

216
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Yeah.

217
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I don't want this coming back to me,
so you could give them a black eye.

218
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It might help.

219
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Just a black eye, nothing more.

220
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Very well, Mrs. Baxter.

221
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A black eye it is, then.

222
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Nice shoes, by the way.

223
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Thank you.

224
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You'll be able to afford a pair of your own
in a couple of days.

225
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"Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid,
is missing, presumed dead yesterday...

226
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...when he fell from the side of a yacht
thought to be owned...

227
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...by a prominent high-street
fashion magnate."

228
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Sorry, I don't know what to say.

229
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Yeah, well, I bet he took a few people
with him in his hot little crack pipe.

230
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We will never mention this again,
all right, Arch?

231
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Look, tell the Councillor
to stop fucking about...

232
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...with his little bat and balls
and send him inside.

233
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,869
Oh, that is sensational, Councillor.

234
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Did you have lessons as a boy?

235
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Fancy a cool down?

236
00:13:27,982 --> 00:13:30,109
Bit of a chat with Lenny?

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- You know Jackie?
- No.

238
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,680
No, Archy, please, don't say anything.

239
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:41,589
Don't you worry about her.
She's a very good friend of mine.

240
00:13:41,929 --> 00:13:43,396
And a member.

241
00:13:43,564 --> 00:13:44,588
Oi, Jackie.

242
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,127
You fancy a runaround
with the Councillor?

243
00:13:48,302 --> 00:13:50,395
Only if he's wicked.

244
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,671
What does she mean by that?

245
00:13:56,611 --> 00:13:59,239
What would you like her to mean by that,
Councillor?

246
00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:03,883
Come on.

247
00:14:04,518 --> 00:14:06,952
There we are, plans and papers.

248
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:10,648
<i>When you're in bed with Len,
he likes to sweeten a cash deal.</i>

249
00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:13,089
Would you like a cigar?

250
00:14:13,861 --> 00:14:14,919
I don't mind if I do.

251
00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:21,035
<i>He wants you sitting in the front row
with a new car sitting in your driveway.</i>

252
00:14:21,202 --> 00:14:24,831
<i>Len's skill lies in his ability
to know where your back needs scratching.</i>

253
00:14:25,006 --> 00:14:27,133
That's a nice lighter.

254
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:31,435
Eight grand they wanted for it,
the greedy toads.

255
00:14:31,612 --> 00:14:33,170
And I paid it.

256
00:14:33,347 --> 00:14:34,746
You know why?

257
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,678
Tell me, Lenny.

258
00:14:37,284 --> 00:14:39,718
It's all about the details.

259
00:14:41,055 --> 00:14:44,252
Is our little deal in there too?

260
00:14:44,558 --> 00:14:45,889
<i>Look at Lenny.</i>

261
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:48,893
<i>Fucking playing with himself,
he's so proud.</i>

262
00:14:49,063 --> 00:14:51,395
<i>He only paid a hundred pounds
for that lighter...</i>

263
00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:54,363
<i>...he's making the Councillor sweat
like he stole it himself.</i>

264
00:14:54,535 --> 00:14:56,332
I wouldn't forget about that.

265
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,068
The important things first.

266
00:14:58,239 --> 00:15:02,141
<i>You got to hand it to Len,
because he ain't half a naughty bastard.</i>

267
00:15:02,309 --> 00:15:04,038
I'll leave that with you.

268
00:15:04,211 --> 00:15:07,647
<i>Now, the Councillor just needs a few hours
with a right rotten tart...</i>

269
00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,680
Can't stay here chewing the fat all day.

270
00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:11,545
Man's got a living to make.

271
00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:13,311
I'll phone you in tomorrow.

272
00:15:13,487 --> 00:15:16,251
<i>...and he'll be in there like swimwear.</i>

273
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,185
Take care of him, Jackie.

274
00:15:18,359 --> 00:15:21,192
Lenny, you forgot your lighter.

275
00:15:21,662 --> 00:15:22,754
No, it can't be mine.

276
00:15:25,032 --> 00:15:26,260
It's got your name on it.

277
00:15:28,569 --> 00:15:29,593
All right.

278
00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:32,261
<i>Nothing's gonna stop Lenny
from his big Russian deal.</i>

279
00:15:33,607 --> 00:15:36,041
Yeah, I knew he'd like the lighter.

280
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,007
It was a nice touch, wasn't it?

281
00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:41,637
Yeah, she's a good girl, Jackie.
You give her another drink.

282
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:43,713
Yeah, you're right.

283
00:15:43,884 --> 00:15:46,648
He wouldn't give me
his favorite painting, would he...

284
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,085
...if he didn't mean business?

285
00:15:49,256 --> 00:15:54,626
Yeah, I've took it off the easel,
and I've put it on the wall.

286
00:15:54,795 --> 00:15:56,456
Yeah, it looks mag...

287
00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:58,120
Archy, I've been... Fuck.

288
00:15:58,299 --> 00:15:59,391
Oh, fuck.

289
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,125
Archy?

290
00:16:01,302 --> 00:16:03,736
Archy, I've been robbed.

291
00:16:03,904 --> 00:16:05,337
<i>What?</i>

292
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:07,298
<i>Hello?</i>

293
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,934
I said, I've been robbed.

294
00:16:10,111 --> 00:16:12,545
Yeah... I don't know when.

295
00:16:12,713 --> 00:16:13,737
It's the painting.

296
00:16:14,782 --> 00:16:18,081
Yeah, it's the one that Uri gave me.

297
00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:21,081
All right, loaned, for fuck's sake.

298
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,489
Archy, this is not good.

299
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,890
That's his favorite painting.

300
00:16:29,063 --> 00:16:31,896
His lucky painting.

301
00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:34,132
Yeah, all right.

302
00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:37,702
Come around here and bring the troops.

303
00:16:38,139 --> 00:16:39,128
Yeah.

304
00:16:39,306 --> 00:16:41,934
<i>Oh, fuck it, this isn't what I want to hear.</i>

305
00:16:42,109 --> 00:16:45,169
<i>When Lenny's wheels come off,
he's no good to anyone.</i>

306
00:16:45,346 --> 00:16:47,337
<i>Now, he's gonna stick it
straight on my lap.</i>

307
00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:51,383
<i>And Archy is gonna have to go to work.</i>

308
00:16:53,854 --> 00:16:54,912
Where was it, Len?

309
00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:03,058
Well, let's just take a wild stab in
the dark, shall we, Bandy?

310
00:17:03,798 --> 00:17:07,427
Archy, slap him, send him to school
because I can't take no more of this.

311
00:17:07,601 --> 00:17:08,863
Now, you sort this out.

312
00:17:09,036 --> 00:17:14,440
Get that painting back, bring me a body,
because I'm going to back to bed.

313
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:23,879
Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question
like that again, you see Danny there?

314
00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:25,075
He's gonna slap you.

315
00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:28,420
I'm sorry, Arch.
I was just trying to use initiative.

316
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,352
Danny, slap him.

317
00:17:33,627 --> 00:17:36,255
With the right, Danny, properly.

318
00:17:37,698 --> 00:17:41,634
No, no, no, come on, do it properly
with the back of the right hand.

319
00:17:41,802 --> 00:17:44,965
- What is this, a tennis match, Arch?
- Slap him.

320
00:17:47,575 --> 00:17:50,442
Oh, for fuck...

321
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,778
Like this.

322
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,974
Now, if you can master a slap like that...

323
00:17:58,152 --> 00:18:00,916
...there's no need for your clients
to hold back.

324
00:18:01,088 --> 00:18:04,683
They will open up
like a fountain full of words.

325
00:18:05,259 --> 00:18:07,784
No need for strong violence, no, no.

326
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,829
They're transported
back to their childhood.

327
00:18:11,265 --> 00:18:12,664
Putty in your hands.

328
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,562
Ask Bandy.

329
00:18:14,869 --> 00:18:16,962
Look, thinks he's back at school.

330
00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:19,636
But he never went to school, Arch.

331
00:18:20,074 --> 00:18:23,805
You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh?

332
00:18:24,345 --> 00:18:28,441
Now, if the slap don't work,
you cut them or you pay them...

333
00:18:28,616 --> 00:18:31,278
...but keep your receipts
because this ain't the Mafia.

334
00:18:31,452 --> 00:18:34,080
Now, get out there, look for the painting.

335
00:18:47,601 --> 00:18:49,000
- Hello.
- Hi.

336
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,193
Bye.

337
00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:53,306
If you just put the bags in the car,
close the door, walk away.

338
00:18:54,642 --> 00:18:56,667
Ahem. Now, now, boys, do as you're told.

339
00:18:56,844 --> 00:19:00,302
Put the bags in the car,
walk away and keep smiling.

340
00:19:00,915 --> 00:19:03,850
Sorry, is this a robbery?

341
00:19:04,285 --> 00:19:06,685
Yes, it is a robbery. Now, fuck off.

342
00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:08,247
Thank you.

343
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,590
- Very good, Mr. One Two.
- Thank you very much, Mr. Mumbles.

344
00:19:26,073 --> 00:19:27,631
Yeah, give me the keys.

345
00:19:27,808 --> 00:19:29,105
Thanks.

346
00:19:29,977 --> 00:19:31,945
Yeah, very funny.

347
00:19:44,925 --> 00:19:45,914
Oi.

348
00:19:47,528 --> 00:19:48,927
Where's reverse?

349
00:19:49,096 --> 00:19:51,656
You have to lift up the knob
under the...

350
00:19:51,832 --> 00:19:54,300
- Gear stick.
- Ah.

351
00:19:55,436 --> 00:19:57,529
Oh, yeah. Now, fuck off.

352
00:20:17,992 --> 00:20:21,120
I know an electrician
that could copy one of those for you.

353
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,588
Might take him
a couple of minutes, mind.

354
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,664
Welcome to the nouveau riche,
Mr. One Two.

355
00:20:29,069 --> 00:20:31,162
Here's one for you too, Mrs. Baxter.

356
00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:33,568
<i>Mm, trйs chic.</i>

357
00:20:37,878 --> 00:20:41,370
It's a little bit heavier
than it looks on a calculator, isn't it?

358
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,944
I see you didn't think
much of the black eye.

359
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,711
I would like to have obliged.

360
00:20:46,887 --> 00:20:50,584
But from a professional point of view,
just didn't seem natural.

361
00:20:51,759 --> 00:20:54,660
- Mm.
- Until the next time?

362
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,491
Maybe.

363
00:21:10,177 --> 00:21:13,704
The development has been underway
for four years...

364
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:17,408
...and will be completed
within another two.

365
00:21:18,419 --> 00:21:20,148
The area covers 12 acres...

366
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,346
...and it will become one
of London's premier residences.

367
00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:28,458
Excuse me, gentlemen.

368
00:21:32,299 --> 00:21:33,926
What is it?

369
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,715
Victor, Victor.

370
00:22:11,338 --> 00:22:13,431
<i>- Yo, Archy.
- One Two.</i>

371
00:22:13,607 --> 00:22:15,234
Hey, I got Lenny's bit of scratch.

372
00:22:15,409 --> 00:22:16,501
What, you got all of it?

373
00:22:16,677 --> 00:22:20,408
Yes, it's burning a hole in the floor,
so come get it before it melts my boots.

374
00:22:20,581 --> 00:22:21,912
I'll come down to Speeler.

375
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,512
Hold on.

376
00:22:24,685 --> 00:22:27,381
Gotta go, got another call. Len?

377
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:30,250
Archy, the Russian didn't come through
with the money.

378
00:22:30,424 --> 00:22:32,619
<i>Don't worry about that,
the Councillor can wait.</i>

379
00:22:32,793 --> 00:22:34,124
<i>I got some good news for you.</i>

380
00:22:34,294 --> 00:22:37,092
<i>One Two and Co. have
come through with the scratch.</i>

381
00:22:37,431 --> 00:22:39,661
- What, all of it?
- So they say.

382
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:41,357
<i>Where'd they get that from, then?</i>

383
00:22:41,535 --> 00:22:43,628
No idea.
Ask no questions, you'd hear no lies.

384
00:22:43,804 --> 00:22:46,068
Listen, all I gotta do now
is find your painting.

385
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,639
Yeah, well, make sure you do find it.

386
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:51,001
Oh, look, I've gotta go.
There's another call.

387
00:22:51,178 --> 00:22:52,167
Hello?

388
00:22:52,346 --> 00:22:54,814
I have all my people waiting, Lenny.
You can't let me down.

389
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:57,815
It's a delay.
That's all, Councillor, just a delay.

390
00:22:58,886 --> 00:23:00,444
Well, get back to me soon.

391
00:23:00,621 --> 00:23:02,350
Yeah, of course.

392
00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:05,288
Wanker.

393
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,927
I shook your hand, I've nicked your
rings. You didn't know that, did you?

394
00:23:10,864 --> 00:23:12,695
Yes, that's right.

395
00:23:15,369 --> 00:23:18,133
- I can't. Tell you what I'll do, I give
you 50. - Gary.

396
00:23:19,206 --> 00:23:20,230
See you.

397
00:23:20,407 --> 00:23:21,533
- Hello, Archy.
- Hello.

398
00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:23,300
Come over here.

399
00:23:24,511 --> 00:23:26,274
Hello, Arch.
What brings you down here?

400
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:27,640
What do you want, tickets?

401
00:23:27,814 --> 00:23:29,441
I want the Tank.

402
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:33,074
Right. Well, you won't see him
on the cobbles, not this time of night.

403
00:23:33,253 --> 00:23:37,849
He don't like the cold, see?
He's at the end of that street there.

404
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:40,459
<i>Tank runs
the biggest ticket-tout organization...</i>

405
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:41,958
<i>...in the West End of London.</i>

406
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:45,587
<i>He knows more about what moves
on the streets than the rats themselves.</i>

407
00:23:45,766 --> 00:23:49,998
<i>Tank is a fortified world
of disgusting information.</i>

408
00:23:50,170 --> 00:23:52,764
- A word.
- Hello, Arch, what are you doing here?

409
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:54,804
I need a word.

410
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,943
Don't stand out there
on the cobbles.

411
00:23:57,110 --> 00:23:58,134
Step into my world.

412
00:24:04,785 --> 00:24:07,583
<i>Well, perhaps the birds and the...</i>

413
00:24:07,754 --> 00:24:09,654
Great movie this, Arch.

414
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,723
They've had it redone.

415
00:24:13,093 --> 00:24:15,061
Glorious picture.

416
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:18,726
And the sound, well, it's exquisite.

417
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,291
Could you turn it down a bit
so we could have a word?

418
00:24:22,469 --> 00:24:23,902
Oh, where are my manners?

419
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:25,902
Sorry, Arch.
What do you want, tickets?

420
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,803
Don't want tickets.
I'm looking for a painting.

421
00:24:28,976 --> 00:24:31,410
A classic painting,
been nicked out of Lenny's house.

422
00:24:31,578 --> 00:24:35,275
You got more feet on the street than
coppers on the beat, so I want you to help.

423
00:24:35,449 --> 00:24:39,215
I'll tell you what,
I'll leave you a little livener.

424
00:24:39,386 --> 00:24:42,014
Here's a couple of large
to get some tongues wagging.

425
00:24:44,791 --> 00:24:47,021
<i>- Yeah.
- Master, are you Fred?</i>

426
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,422
It is Fred.

427
00:24:48,595 --> 00:24:50,859
<i>For years,
there's been a well-hidden informer...</i>

428
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,693
<i>...that's sent us all down
at one point or another.</i>

429
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:57,667
<i>And now Bob is looking
at a five-stretch due to this grass.</i>

430
00:24:58,905 --> 00:25:02,568
So, tell me, Handsome,
your mom can't be very happy.

431
00:25:02,743 --> 00:25:04,540
Not with you getting a five-stretch.

432
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:07,179
Please, Fred, please, not again, yeah?

433
00:25:08,248 --> 00:25:10,682
I'm sorry, Bob.
You know I don't mean to offend.

434
00:25:10,851 --> 00:25:13,149
<i>But what makes the situation worse...</i>

435
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:18,690
<i>...is everybody knows this dirty fucking rat
is still lurking somewhere among us.</i>

436
00:25:18,859 --> 00:25:20,884
Evening, gentlemen.

437
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,087
Oh, lovely hat, Fred, lovely.

438
00:25:24,264 --> 00:25:26,630
Who gives a fuck what you think?

439
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,734
Okay, gentlemen, let's go.

440
00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:33,866
First, my colleague Paul
will be modeling the gray wolf.

441
00:25:34,675 --> 00:25:37,439
I must apologize
for my assistant's handicaps.

442
00:25:37,611 --> 00:25:41,479
He has unusually long arms
and an alarmingly small neck.

443
00:25:41,648 --> 00:25:43,912
I agree it doesn't seem
the right time of year...

444
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:47,713
...to be acquiring a coat
with such thermal efficiency.

445
00:25:47,888 --> 00:25:49,515
It is the middle of fucking summer.

446
00:25:49,690 --> 00:25:52,420
However,
Christmas is always around the corner.

447
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:54,253
Where did you get these junkies, eh?

448
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,020
What's this, a fucking double act?

449
00:25:56,196 --> 00:25:59,256
Get on with it,
give us the price and then leave.

450
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:02,830
All in good time, gentlemen,
all in good time.

451
00:26:03,503 --> 00:26:05,835
Next up,
we have a very much sought-after affair...

452
00:26:06,006 --> 00:26:09,737
...seen in very, very glossy magazines.

453
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:14,907
<i>Junkies, as any junkie will tell you,
are not to be trusted.</i>

454
00:26:15,082 --> 00:26:18,609
<i>They take what doesn't belong to them,
not because they're thinking...</i>

455
00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:20,252
<i>...but because they're junkies.</i>

456
00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:22,445
What? It's only fire.

457
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:24,954
<i>Selling stolen fur coats
in the middle of summer...</i>

458
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,685
<i>...would not seem peculiar
to the average junkie mind.</i>

459
00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:32,165
The famous but rare black bear.

460
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,333
Found in the dark mountains
of Siberian Calcutta.

461
00:26:36,503 --> 00:26:38,596
Get an eyeful of that stripe,
gentlemen, eh?

462
00:26:38,772 --> 00:26:42,071
Oh, have a look,
it's a 6-foot skunk, isn't it?

463
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:47,811
And all of this could be yours
for the staggeringly low...

464
00:26:48,014 --> 00:26:49,481
<i>- Yeah, hello.
- It's Archy.</i>

465
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,344
<i>- Hello, Arch, come up.
- Open up.</i>

466
00:26:51,518 --> 00:26:54,544
Come up, son.
Right, you two, out of here, live-o.

467
00:26:54,721 --> 00:26:56,484
Come on, back door, fuck off.

468
00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:59,056
<i>The Wild Bunch have had to put
extra money on top...</i>

469
00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:00,750
<i>...to ignite Lenny's contacts.</i>

470
00:27:00,927 --> 00:27:03,521
<i>And maybe, just maybe,
Lenny's magic wand...</i>

471
00:27:03,697 --> 00:27:07,895
<i>...can make Bob's legal paperwork
mysteriously disappear.</i>

472
00:27:08,068 --> 00:27:09,592
You all right, Fred?

473
00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:10,998
Arch.

474
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,331
Mumbles.

475
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,030
Arch.

476
00:27:14,374 --> 00:27:16,672
- Bob.
- Yeah, Archy.

477
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,071
One Two.

478
00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:19,735
Arch.

479
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,148
I see you brought
your biggest gorilla with you.

480
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,818
That's very unkind.

481
00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:28,711
You wanna be careful, One Two.

482
00:27:28,889 --> 00:27:31,722
You don't wanna catch another cold,
do you?

483
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:36,122
Speeler's a bit quiet today, Fred.

484
00:27:36,296 --> 00:27:37,320
Everything all right?

485
00:27:37,497 --> 00:27:39,488
It's good as gold, thanks, good as gold.

486
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:41,099
Good.

487
00:27:43,837 --> 00:27:45,998
So come on, where is it?

488
00:27:46,606 --> 00:27:48,733
What, can't you smell it?

489
00:27:49,576 --> 00:27:50,736
No, I can't.

490
00:27:58,285 --> 00:27:59,912
Look at that, we could make a team.

491
00:28:00,086 --> 00:28:02,316
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Arch?

492
00:28:02,856 --> 00:28:05,324
Oh, by the way, this is for you.

493
00:28:05,492 --> 00:28:08,188
You buy yourself a new pair
of football boots or something.

494
00:28:08,361 --> 00:28:09,851
Really?

495
00:28:10,030 --> 00:28:12,828
You ain't half a funny bastard, ain't you?

496
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:15,629
Good night, ladies.

497
00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:22,401
They say there are only two days
you enjoy a boat.

498
00:28:22,876 --> 00:28:25,902
The day you buy it
and the day you sell it.

499
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,944
According to my figures,
that sounds about right.

500
00:28:29,115 --> 00:28:30,548
What are you gonna do?

501
00:28:30,717 --> 00:28:32,480
Beauty is a cruel mistress.

502
00:28:32,652 --> 00:28:34,381
I must remember that line.

503
00:28:34,554 --> 00:28:36,044
Be my guest.

504
00:28:36,223 --> 00:28:38,748
- Can I pour you a glass?
- No.

505
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:40,051
Thank you.

506
00:28:41,294 --> 00:28:42,318
You know, I like you.

507
00:28:44,030 --> 00:28:45,463
I like the way you are.

508
00:28:45,632 --> 00:28:49,500
Always thinking about business,
very professional.

509
00:28:50,570 --> 00:28:53,232
Well, that's what you pay me to be,
isn't it?

510
00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,070
Tell me about your husband.

511
00:28:57,477 --> 00:28:58,774
My husband is a lawyer.

512
00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,936
I hear he's very good at what he does.

513
00:29:01,648 --> 00:29:03,616
Maybe we can have some work for him.

514
00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:08,015
Tell me, what do you do for fun?

515
00:29:12,759 --> 00:29:14,249
Have I offended you in some way?

516
00:29:15,428 --> 00:29:17,828
As you said, I'm a professional,
you're my employer.

517
00:29:17,998 --> 00:29:21,195
So as long as it stays that way,
why would I be offended?

518
00:29:23,069 --> 00:29:26,470
You see, Victor?
This is what I am talking about.

519
00:29:26,873 --> 00:29:29,000
This is what I like about this country.

520
00:29:29,175 --> 00:29:30,369
They understand hierarchy.

521
00:29:30,544 --> 00:29:34,036
You do your job, I do mine,
and everyone gets along.

522
00:29:34,614 --> 00:29:36,673
Now, back to business.

523
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,008
We have had security problems.

524
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,484
And to cut a long story short...

525
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:45,682
...I need another 7 million euros
lost in the books.

526
00:29:46,293 --> 00:29:50,127
Mr. Omovich, I'm the best at what I do.

527
00:29:50,297 --> 00:29:52,128
I could certainly cover
some of that money...

528
00:29:52,299 --> 00:29:53,323
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

529
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,128
...but even I can't hide 7 million
from the tax man.

530
00:29:57,737 --> 00:29:59,432
But if you are so good...

531
00:29:59,606 --> 00:30:01,335
You devil.

532
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,668
Let me think about it.

533
00:30:03,743 --> 00:30:06,007
There are some options
I've tried to leave open.

534
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,773
Thank you.

535
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:30,659
- Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up.
- What have I got to cheer up about?

536
00:30:30,837 --> 00:30:32,964
I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10
tomorrow night.

537
00:30:33,139 --> 00:30:37,508
Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay?
So tonight is takeoff time.

538
00:30:38,111 --> 00:30:41,274
And we have got a party
planned for you, my man.

539
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:44,349
We got a couple of grams of hurry up
and four Jack the Rippers.

540
00:30:44,517 --> 00:30:46,212
We've got the Harris twins.

541
00:30:47,153 --> 00:30:50,680
Probably the most expensive escort girls
ever to have escorted.

542
00:30:50,857 --> 00:30:52,620
Got the night off from the Russians...

543
00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:56,228
...and they have been greased down
just for the Bobski.

544
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:02,449
Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.

545
00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:04,565
It's not that I'm not
grateful, it's just...

546
00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:08,364
What? It's just what?

547
00:31:09,442 --> 00:31:10,534
You wouldn't understand.

548
00:31:10,710 --> 00:31:12,735
Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair.

549
00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,743
I'd understand anything
coming from you.

550
00:31:17,651 --> 00:31:19,118
Would you?

551
00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:21,747
Bob, you're my best mate.

552
00:31:26,192 --> 00:31:28,956
You see, I don't want the strippers,
One Two.

553
00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:31,396
Okay.

554
00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:33,895
I want you.

555
00:31:45,378 --> 00:31:47,437
Dirty bastard.

556
00:31:53,019 --> 00:31:54,281
You dirty bastard.

557
00:31:57,157 --> 00:31:59,284
Bob, I know all your girlfriends,
all of them.

558
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,019
I told you, you wouldn't understand.

559
00:32:02,195 --> 00:32:04,755
What, I wouldn't understand
that you're a fucking homo?

560
00:32:06,032 --> 00:32:07,090
You're Handsome Bob.

561
00:32:07,267 --> 00:32:10,668
You're Handsome Bob,
the fucking lady-killer, that's who you are.

562
00:32:10,837 --> 00:32:12,361
Do you hear me, Bob?

563
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:15,770
I mean, I've had showers with you, man.
You've seen my fucking cock.

564
00:32:15,942 --> 00:32:17,705
I should have just kept my mouth shut.

565
00:32:17,877 --> 00:32:19,936
Right, you should have kept
your mouth shut.

566
00:32:20,113 --> 00:32:22,377
We should've just gone
and done the strippers...

567
00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:24,176
...like Handsome Bob would've done.

568
00:32:24,350 --> 00:32:26,682
You should drown the cat
instead of letting it out.

569
00:32:26,853 --> 00:32:29,845
No, no, not you. Not fag Bob.

570
00:32:47,407 --> 00:32:50,706
I am so sorry.

571
00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:55,037
Well, I'm sorry.

572
00:32:55,215 --> 00:32:56,773
No, I'm sorry.

573
00:32:56,950 --> 00:32:59,009
- No, I'm sorry.
- No, no, I'm sorry.

574
00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:01,881
No, I'm fucking sorry, Bob, all right?

575
00:33:02,055 --> 00:33:04,285
I went over the top a bit.

576
00:33:04,457 --> 00:33:07,085
And it was a bit
of a fucking surprise, Bob.

577
00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:09,524
It was a bit of a broadside.

578
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,357
It's fine. It's fine.

579
00:33:14,634 --> 00:33:17,125
Five years, you know.

580
00:33:17,804 --> 00:33:20,432
I don't know if I can handle it.

581
00:33:25,311 --> 00:33:28,542
I don't know what I was thinking, Bob.

582
00:33:28,982 --> 00:33:33,078
I mean, there's nothing wrong
with being a poof or being a gay...

583
00:33:33,253 --> 00:33:37,121
...or whatever it is you call it,
I don't know.

584
00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:41,522
I mean, there's gonna be plenty
of your lot in there.

585
00:33:41,828 --> 00:33:43,796
You'll probably love it.

586
00:33:45,965 --> 00:33:47,956
Oh, God.

587
00:33:53,273 --> 00:33:54,638
What...?

588
00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:57,638
What exactly is it that you...?

589
00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:02,514
That you wanna do to me, then, Bob?

590
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:06,949
Tank, come in.

591
00:34:08,855 --> 00:34:09,879
You want a drink?

592
00:34:10,056 --> 00:34:13,651
No, thanks, Archy.
Not till the sun's past the yard hour.

593
00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:22,894
Ooh. Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it?

594
00:34:23,403 --> 00:34:26,895
Like that,
Scandinavian pine posing as English oak.

595
00:34:27,073 --> 00:34:28,973
Nice touch, that.

596
00:34:29,642 --> 00:34:30,939
Ooh.

597
00:34:31,311 --> 00:34:33,438
- Whistler.
- Come again?

598
00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:37,140
Nineteenth century,
Beaufort Hunt, master of hounds.

599
00:34:37,517 --> 00:34:38,541
Is that right?

600
00:34:38,718 --> 00:34:42,210
You know a man's cultured
when he's got a Whistler on the wall.

601
00:34:45,425 --> 00:34:46,915
Go on.

602
00:34:52,432 --> 00:34:55,230
Now, you know why they call me Tank,
don't you, Archy?

603
00:34:55,401 --> 00:34:57,631
It's because you're a dirty,
big black bastard.

604
00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,466
Think tank, Arch.

605
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,505
Nothing gets past the old think tank.

606
00:35:02,876 --> 00:35:04,400
Nothing.

607
00:35:05,378 --> 00:35:09,212
So I thought I'd fire a few questions
into the right direction.

608
00:35:09,382 --> 00:35:13,284
Thought I'd come see you because it looks
like I got news about your painting.

609
00:35:13,453 --> 00:35:15,353
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

610
00:35:16,122 --> 00:35:19,148
Right, let me tell you how this works.

611
00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:22,488
You're going in the drink,
and I'm gonna have a cup of tea.

612
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:26,120
Beneath your feet
is the famous river Thames.

613
00:35:27,066 --> 00:35:29,534
I just hope for your sakes
you can hold your breath...

614
00:35:29,702 --> 00:35:31,863
...for as long as it takes
my kettle to boil.

615
00:35:32,038 --> 00:35:35,633
After that, I'm gonna ask you a question,
just one question.

616
00:35:35,808 --> 00:35:37,503
You're gonna give me a name.

617
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,008
And if it's the right name...

618
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:42,238
...I'm gonna send you home warm and dry
in a fresh set of clothes.

619
00:35:42,415 --> 00:35:46,909
If it's the wrong name,
you'll be fed to the crayfish.

620
00:35:47,086 --> 00:35:49,748
They're American, these crayfish.

621
00:35:49,923 --> 00:35:51,015
Big, hungry bastards.

622
00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:54,182
And like most things American,
they've eaten the natives...

623
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,261
...but they've still got room for more.

624
00:35:57,430 --> 00:35:58,590
Show him one, Charlie.

625
00:36:01,668 --> 00:36:04,136
All right, see you, enjoy.

626
00:36:05,838 --> 00:36:09,137
No, no, no. They got money.

627
00:36:09,309 --> 00:36:11,334
They stole the fucking money.

628
00:36:11,511 --> 00:36:14,173
I swear, I wouldn't fucking lie to you,
please.

629
00:36:14,347 --> 00:36:16,042
No, no, no.

630
00:36:16,215 --> 00:36:17,307
Oh, stop, stop.

631
00:36:17,483 --> 00:36:19,474
No, don't.

632
00:36:19,652 --> 00:36:23,088
The American crayfish
was introduced in the '20s.

633
00:36:23,256 --> 00:36:25,588
A guest, if you like.

634
00:36:25,892 --> 00:36:29,953
And like most guests having a good time,
they didn't wanna leave.

635
00:36:30,129 --> 00:36:31,596
Next 50 years...

636
00:36:31,764 --> 00:36:35,996
...they consumed all the local crayfish,
wiped them out.

637
00:36:37,303 --> 00:36:41,899
And then, they started eating each other.

638
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:46,841
That's the thing about greed, Arch.

639
00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:49,205
It's blind.

640
00:36:51,317 --> 00:36:53,615
And it doesn't know when to stop.

641
00:36:55,054 --> 00:36:57,113
That's why I'm here.

642
00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:00,656
To keep order.

643
00:37:01,661 --> 00:37:03,822
Danny, hose him down.

644
00:37:23,483 --> 00:37:27,783
Right, who's got that painting?
One name.

645
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:29,777
Johnny.

646
00:37:30,456 --> 00:37:31,480
Johnny Quid.

647
00:37:33,159 --> 00:37:36,424
The singer from the group,
the Quid Lickers.

648
00:37:36,596 --> 00:37:38,894
This hasn't worked, has it?

649
00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:42,366
- How can a dead man sell you a painting?
- No, he's not dead.

650
00:37:42,535 --> 00:37:46,198
He's not dead, he just tried selling us
that painting and he changed his mind.

651
00:37:46,372 --> 00:37:49,307
- He's got, like, an obsession with it.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.

652
00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:51,443
Archy, put him back in
before I shoot him.

653
00:37:51,611 --> 00:37:54,239
No, please, I know who he is.
We went to school together.

654
00:37:54,414 --> 00:37:55,438
I wouldn't lie to you.

655
00:37:55,615 --> 00:37:57,810
I don't lie.
I've never lied in my life.

656
00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:00,282
Now, please just let me go.
I don't wanna get...

657
00:38:04,957 --> 00:38:06,720
Len, can I have a word?

658
00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:09,054
I really wouldn't lie to you.

659
00:38:15,601 --> 00:38:18,695
- Your boy ain't dead, is he?
- Don't you dare call him my boy.

660
00:38:18,871 --> 00:38:23,205
Oh, you know what I mean.
Your ex's boy, your stepson.

661
00:38:23,943 --> 00:38:26,070
He had a set of keys to the house,
didn't he?

662
00:38:26,245 --> 00:38:28,805
He just won't fucking die,
that cockroach.

663
00:38:28,981 --> 00:38:32,314
That junkie's seen more funerals
than a fucking undertaker, he's poison.

664
00:38:32,485 --> 00:38:36,512
I tell you, the next world war
will have his name written all over it.

665
00:38:38,758 --> 00:38:40,783
Look, you go see...

666
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,953
...if you can find them two flash idiots
that used to be his manager.

667
00:38:45,131 --> 00:38:46,962
What are they called?

668
00:38:47,567 --> 00:38:48,898
Greek and Minnie?

669
00:38:49,068 --> 00:38:51,400
- Roman and Mickey.
- Yeah, whatever.

670
00:38:51,571 --> 00:38:55,598
Because if anybody can find
that smoking crack pipe, they can.

671
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:59,003
No, you're not listening to what I'm saying.
That's exactly what I do.

672
00:38:59,178 --> 00:39:02,011
The dry ice, Mickey.
I need the fucking dry ice.

673
00:39:02,181 --> 00:39:03,944
My show just doesn't work without it.

674
00:39:04,117 --> 00:39:05,379
Hold on a second.

675
00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:08,247
If you would've asked me yesterday
for dry ice...

676
00:39:08,421 --> 00:39:10,981
...I would've got the driest ice
the world could find...

677
00:39:11,157 --> 00:39:12,556
...but you didn't ask me.

678
00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,717
You asked me for two cases
of Johnnie Walker Black Label...

679
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,921
...and four ladies of the pole,
and I got them for you, didn't I?

680
00:39:19,098 --> 00:39:20,463
Yes.

681
00:39:20,633 --> 00:39:22,396
Yes, you did, I do confess.

682
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:28,529
But, Mickey, you are the manager,
I'm the rocker.

683
00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:32,200
You got on the hat.
Why don't you just pull something out of it?

684
00:39:32,378 --> 00:39:34,744
My hat is deep and full of magic.

685
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:38,748
I got rabbits, handkerchiefs
and ladies of the pole drinking Black Label.

686
00:39:39,118 --> 00:39:41,279
I got smoke machines,
bubble machines...

687
00:39:41,454 --> 00:39:46,050
...I even got love marines,
and still the hat goes deeper.

688
00:39:46,659 --> 00:39:47,887
All right?

689
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,729
But there ain't no motherfucking dry ice.

690
00:39:50,897 --> 00:39:52,524
Okay.

691
00:39:52,865 --> 00:39:54,662
You made your point.

692
00:39:55,301 --> 00:39:59,397
But tomorrow,
might be quite nice to have some dry ice.

693
00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,976
- You read this?
- What?

694
00:40:04,143 --> 00:40:07,510
"Singer extraordinaire, Johnny Quid
fell off a boat," they said.

695
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,410
" Missing, assumed dead," they say.

696
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:11,948
Our Johnny?

697
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:16,077
How many rock stars by the name Johnny
Quid do you think there are in the universe?

698
00:40:16,255 --> 00:40:18,587
Only thing he fell off is his junkie spoon.

699
00:40:18,758 --> 00:40:21,249
He's no deader
than them shoes you got on.

700
00:40:21,427 --> 00:40:24,487
He'll be gearing himself up,
happy as a clam in a fisherman's net.

701
00:40:24,664 --> 00:40:26,063
June, how dead is Johnny?

702
00:40:26,232 --> 00:40:28,757
If he's dead,
that's the third time this year.

703
00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:31,799
Rockers like that never die.

704
00:40:34,407 --> 00:40:37,137
They just wither and give me pain.

705
00:41:01,901 --> 00:41:04,597
Now, listen to me, boy. Listen.

706
00:41:04,770 --> 00:41:07,637
I never did like you,
neither did your real dad.

707
00:41:07,807 --> 00:41:08,831
You're a reject.

708
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:12,705
A wrong and a fucking fairy in the mirror
that I inherited from your mom.

709
00:41:12,878 --> 00:41:15,642
But she ain't with us no more,
so it's just you and me.

710
00:41:15,815 --> 00:41:18,147
Now, next week,
you're going back to school.

711
00:41:18,317 --> 00:41:21,775
The most expensive fucking school
in this country, I might add.

712
00:41:21,954 --> 00:41:23,819
And then you'll be gone
for a whole term.

713
00:41:23,990 --> 00:41:29,451
In the meantime, show some gratitude
and keep the fucking music down.

714
00:42:18,778 --> 00:42:20,746
Go on, John.

715
00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:22,574
Jog it on.

716
00:42:24,216 --> 00:42:26,116
I can't, Pete.

717
00:42:26,585 --> 00:42:28,246
The painting's got me.

718
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,582
That's what art does to you, Pete.
It gets you.

719
00:42:30,756 --> 00:42:33,520
You'd get a good few notes for that.

720
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,991
- You wouldn't understand.
- Why not?

721
00:42:38,164 --> 00:42:41,065
Because you are street scum, Pete.

722
00:42:41,233 --> 00:42:44,259
You're in need of a good education.
That's what you need.

723
00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:46,769
But your dad
didn't give a shit about you, did he?

724
00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,804
And that's why you're on the gear.

725
00:42:48,974 --> 00:42:51,670
The gear is your surrogate father.

726
00:42:51,844 --> 00:42:55,302
Leave off, John.
What, is this shrink time?

727
00:42:56,749 --> 00:42:59,547
Come on, Pedro.

728
00:43:00,486 --> 00:43:04,616
I'm your sponsor, doctor.

729
00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:08,248
I'll be your dad if you feel
a bit of regression coming on.

730
00:43:08,861 --> 00:43:12,160
But first, we need a drink in our hands.

731
00:43:14,834 --> 00:43:18,964
<i>My dad used to make me watch Bonanza
every Sunday after church.</i>

732
00:43:19,405 --> 00:43:21,430
Well, that's got
to have done some damage.

733
00:43:21,607 --> 00:43:24,838
- All those guns, nuns and cowboys.
- You think?

734
00:43:25,010 --> 00:43:26,443
It wasn't all bad.

735
00:43:26,612 --> 00:43:28,375
He sometimes made me laugh too.

736
00:43:28,547 --> 00:43:30,674
Well, now we're onto something.

737
00:43:30,850 --> 00:43:32,545
Did he ever interfere with you?

738
00:43:33,052 --> 00:43:35,714
You know, touch you inappropriate-like.

739
00:43:36,288 --> 00:43:38,119
He tickled me, if that's what you mean.

740
00:43:38,290 --> 00:43:41,487
In psychological circles,
there's a technical term for that scenario.

741
00:43:41,894 --> 00:43:43,384
There is?

742
00:43:43,562 --> 00:43:45,826
Monsteroustickalotis.

743
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,522
You what?

744
00:43:47,967 --> 00:43:49,559
Your dad was a tickling monster.

745
00:43:51,370 --> 00:43:52,962
Oi, that's my drink.

746
00:43:53,739 --> 00:43:55,366
Fuck you, sing-along.

747
00:43:55,541 --> 00:43:57,566
You're no help,
and stop calling me Pedro.

748
00:43:57,977 --> 00:43:59,205
Oi.

749
00:44:01,447 --> 00:44:02,471
Come on then, boy.

750
00:44:02,648 --> 00:44:06,209
I'll have you and your girlfriends.
I'll do the lot of youse.

751
00:44:07,887 --> 00:44:10,583
Do I not look like a pothouse?
Six foot down the bar.

752
00:44:10,756 --> 00:44:14,419
Go on, jog on, walk on,
goodbye, bon voyage, fuck off.

753
00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:22,066
- Was I good or what, Pete?
- Yeah.

754
00:44:22,234 --> 00:44:23,895
It's all in the eyes.

755
00:44:24,069 --> 00:44:26,264
Junkies, I shit them.

756
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,383
Roman, Mickey.

757
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:46,287
I tried to stop them,
but they couldn't be stopped.

758
00:44:46,459 --> 00:44:49,553
- I think they just wanted...
- Just wanted to have a chat.

759
00:44:49,728 --> 00:44:51,662
I'm sorry, Mickey.

760
00:44:51,997 --> 00:44:54,397
Yeah, don't worry about it, June.

761
00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:56,558
Why don't you go have another lunch?

762
00:44:56,969 --> 00:44:59,369
Come over here, babe.
We can have it together.

763
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:02,772
Yeah, sorry to intrude.

764
00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:05,142
They call this a litchi, don't they?

765
00:45:05,311 --> 00:45:06,608
Litchi.

766
00:45:06,779 --> 00:45:08,644
Litchi, litchi.

767
00:45:15,621 --> 00:45:16,952
Mm.

768
00:45:17,122 --> 00:45:19,716
It's tasty and exotic.

769
00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:21,251
A bit like your June.

770
00:45:22,995 --> 00:45:24,485
Thanks.

771
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,462
Can we help you?

772
00:45:29,635 --> 00:45:31,899
Yeah. You got an act
called the Quid Lickers.

773
00:45:32,071 --> 00:45:34,039
We did, yeah.

774
00:45:39,144 --> 00:45:42,636
And there's a singer called Johnny Quid.

775
00:45:42,815 --> 00:45:44,442
There was.

776
00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:47,643
Well, I'd like to see Mr. Quid.

777
00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:50,550
I'd like to see him too,
but that's gonna be tricky.

778
00:45:50,723 --> 00:45:52,054
According to the papers...

779
00:45:52,224 --> 00:45:54,852
...the only songs Mr. Quid's
gonna be singing are hymns.

780
00:45:55,027 --> 00:45:56,824
And I shed a tear.

781
00:45:56,996 --> 00:46:02,229
I shed a tear for all those bone tops
that read the papers and believe that shit.

782
00:46:02,701 --> 00:46:05,067
But did you see his body?

783
00:46:05,237 --> 00:46:07,228
Did you see him smacked up
and cracked up...

784
00:46:07,406 --> 00:46:10,102
...with his tongue on his chin
and his cock in his hand...

785
00:46:10,276 --> 00:46:12,904
...swinging from the rafters
like a real RocknRolla?

786
00:46:13,078 --> 00:46:14,705
No, you didn't, did you?

787
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,474
And nobody else
fucking did either, did they?

788
00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:19,709
Because he ain't dead.

789
00:46:19,885 --> 00:46:23,480
He's alive, alive-o somewhere,
selling cockles and mussels...

790
00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:26,682
...and a very important painting
that doesn't belong to him.

791
00:46:27,826 --> 00:46:30,351
I'm sorry,
what does this have to do with us?

792
00:46:30,896 --> 00:46:35,230
You have 12 licenses
within a jurisdiction which I control.

793
00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:37,665
So if you wanna play on,
do what I tell you.

794
00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:43,108
I can tell what you're thinking now.

795
00:46:43,275 --> 00:46:44,970
Well, there's not much you can't do.

796
00:46:45,144 --> 00:46:47,510
Slow down, Tinkerbell.

797
00:46:49,582 --> 00:46:52,710
<i>You'll never sing the same
If your teeth ain't your own</i>

798
00:46:56,255 --> 00:46:59,520
Wait, so you guys
are gonna take care of him?

799
00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:02,024
What do you think we are, gangsters?

800
00:47:02,728 --> 00:47:04,059
That's not my style.

801
00:47:04,563 --> 00:47:07,999
So do us all a favor
before you catch a cold.

802
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:15,605
There he is.

803
00:47:16,075 --> 00:47:17,906
You were missed in court this morning.

804
00:47:18,077 --> 00:47:19,544
Not very compassionate, is it?

805
00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:21,873
Not turning up to your amigo's funeral.

806
00:47:22,247 --> 00:47:25,774
Yeah, everyone else was there,
except you.

807
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,311
And I got the feeling
that the only person...

808
00:47:28,487 --> 00:47:31,718
...that Handsome
really wanted to see there was you.

809
00:47:34,259 --> 00:47:36,386
All right, well,
what are you saying, Fred?

810
00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:39,429
What the fuck are you getting at?
Come on, out with it.

811
00:47:39,598 --> 00:47:41,623
Whoa, leave it.

812
00:47:42,167 --> 00:47:44,431
We all know how much you loved Bob.

813
00:47:45,704 --> 00:47:48,366
What exactly do you mean, loved Bob?

814
00:47:49,008 --> 00:47:50,498
Guess who.

815
00:47:51,343 --> 00:47:53,334
Prosecution lost the paperwork.
I'm offski.

816
00:47:53,512 --> 00:47:54,706
Case is closed.

817
00:47:59,785 --> 00:48:01,582
Five years.

818
00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:09,992
You're supposed to be in fucking...

819
00:48:10,162 --> 00:48:12,426
One Two, phone for you.

820
00:48:17,336 --> 00:48:20,237
Someone lose a bit of paperwork,
did they, One Two?

821
00:48:20,406 --> 00:48:22,738
- Very clever.
- Yeah, well, next time, you remember.

822
00:48:22,908 --> 00:48:26,071
That's exactly why you pay Lenny,
understood?

823
00:48:26,245 --> 00:48:28,406
<i>- All right.
- Good.</i>

824
00:48:33,018 --> 00:48:34,451
How did you get this number?

825
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,485
Oh, I can get any number.

826
00:48:36,655 --> 00:48:38,179
I work with numbers, don't I?

827
00:48:38,824 --> 00:48:41,918
One point for initiative,
and two to tell me what's on your mind.

828
00:48:43,028 --> 00:48:46,020
My old man's having a party tonight,
and he needs some smarties.

829
00:48:46,198 --> 00:48:48,632
It's a liberty,
but I thought you might know someone.

830
00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:51,497
<i>- Sorry, not my thing.
- And I've got a bit of work for you.</i>

831
00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:55,368
<i>You can bring your friends.
Lots of interesting people there.</i>

832
00:48:55,541 --> 00:48:58,704
<i>- Rich and famous, great and the good.
- All right.</i>

833
00:48:59,445 --> 00:49:01,436
<i>Let me see what I can do.</i>

834
00:49:30,776 --> 00:49:32,368
Okay?

835
00:49:45,791 --> 00:49:49,158
Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey.
That, I must say.

836
00:49:49,328 --> 00:49:51,353
I suppose you're wondering
why you are here.

837
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:55,091
Well, I assume you just wanted to check
that everything was kosher my end.

838
00:49:55,267 --> 00:49:58,134
I was surprised
when you didn't come through...

839
00:49:58,303 --> 00:49:59,565
...at the appropriate time.

840
00:49:59,738 --> 00:50:02,536
But then,
I reckon you must have your reasons.

841
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:03,732
I understand that.

842
00:50:03,909 --> 00:50:06,776
And I wouldn't like things
to go wrong either...

843
00:50:06,945 --> 00:50:09,971
...which brings me conveniently
to my next point.

844
00:50:10,415 --> 00:50:12,940
Ever since the painting,
you know, my lucky painting...

845
00:50:13,118 --> 00:50:19,182
...hasn't been hanging on my wall,
things have not been so lucky.

846
00:50:19,358 --> 00:50:22,816
I know this is a rude request because
we have not concluded our business...

847
00:50:22,995 --> 00:50:26,590
...but I feel as though I need it.

848
00:50:27,032 --> 00:50:28,329
Yeah.

849
00:50:34,306 --> 00:50:37,104
Fucking hell.
He's given you that bar tan again.

850
00:50:37,276 --> 00:50:40,370
- You wanna lay off that vodka.
- Shut up, Arch.

851
00:50:40,546 --> 00:50:43,071
- Everything all right?
- No, it fucking ain't all right.

852
00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:45,842
He wants his painting back.
His lucky painting.

853
00:50:46,018 --> 00:50:47,485
Painting?

854
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,782
- That is a bit of a problem.
- You should've seen his eyes.

855
00:50:50,956 --> 00:50:54,084
I swear, they changed color.
They went fucking red.

856
00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:58,028
They don't care
whose soil they're on, this lot.

857
00:50:58,363 --> 00:51:01,025
They could buy up half of London
without breaking a sweat.

858
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,224
You're small-time.

859
00:51:02,401 --> 00:51:04,301
They click their fingers,
we'd be ether.

860
00:51:04,469 --> 00:51:08,269
You speak to me like that again,
I'll cut your fucking tongue out.

861
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,102
I run this town. You got that?

862
00:51:11,276 --> 00:51:12,800
Me.

863
00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:17,143
Anyone who thinks he's rude enough,
let him raise a finger...

864
00:51:17,316 --> 00:51:21,150
...because I'll tear his fucking arm off.

865
00:51:22,187 --> 00:51:25,179
Do you understand that, Archy, do you?

866
00:51:25,557 --> 00:51:27,525
Yeah, yeah, I understand that.

867
00:51:29,995 --> 00:51:32,156
How about that?

868
00:51:32,331 --> 00:51:35,129
Johnny Quid's daddy. Mm.

869
00:51:36,101 --> 00:51:38,569
How did that go under the radar?

870
00:51:39,238 --> 00:51:40,398
Why doesn't anybody know?

871
00:51:40,572 --> 00:51:43,166
Would you want anyone to know
if that was your dad?

872
00:51:43,342 --> 00:51:46,175
Would we have signed him
if we would've known?

873
00:51:46,545 --> 00:51:48,206
I know what.

874
00:51:48,380 --> 00:51:52,146
We better give
that man something, anything.

875
00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:56,048
A bed that's been slept in,
a bone for his dog, some token of effort.

876
00:51:56,221 --> 00:52:00,123
If you want to find Johnny,
you have to see Cookie.

877
00:52:06,298 --> 00:52:07,788
Who are you?

878
00:52:08,767 --> 00:52:10,758
My name's Cookie.

879
00:52:11,270 --> 00:52:12,396
You must be with Stella.

880
00:52:12,804 --> 00:52:14,135
No, we're the SWAT team.

881
00:52:15,073 --> 00:52:16,506
Well, you better get swatting.

882
00:52:21,246 --> 00:52:22,736
This is gonna be a scream.

883
00:52:22,915 --> 00:52:24,246
Tallyho.

884
00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:26,680
- Fred, get them in.
- Come here.

885
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:29,946
- Why me?
- Because you look like one of them.

886
00:52:30,389 --> 00:52:33,187
Take that chewing gum off your feet
before you start dancing.

887
00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:34,757
Follow me, boys.

888
00:52:40,799 --> 00:52:43,290
So who the man?

889
00:52:43,468 --> 00:52:46,164
- Cookie, I think that's your cue.
- Who's got the gear?

890
00:52:46,338 --> 00:52:48,067
Think I'll have a little dance first.

891
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:51,334
- Fred, you fancy it?
- Yeah, go on.

892
00:52:53,679 --> 00:52:55,704
Look at the girls.

893
00:52:59,184 --> 00:53:02,051
Excuse me, darling.
What the fuck are you doing here, Bob?

894
00:53:02,487 --> 00:53:05,354
Well, all the boys were coming,
and I didn't have any plans.

895
00:53:05,524 --> 00:53:07,253
I thought I was gonna be locked up.

896
00:53:07,426 --> 00:53:09,223
So I thought I'd come and celebrate.

897
00:53:09,628 --> 00:53:12,756
- Do you fucking mind?
- Of course I fucking mind, Bob.

898
00:53:13,165 --> 00:53:15,565
What happened last night, okay,
between you and I...

899
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:17,759
...that's our little secret, all right?

900
00:53:18,203 --> 00:53:21,297
It happened because you're
supposed to be going to prison today.

901
00:53:21,473 --> 00:53:24,772
If you tell anybody
about what happened last night, anybody...

902
00:53:26,945 --> 00:53:29,743
- Oh, good evening, gentlemen.
- Hi.

903
00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:31,712
- Fuck...
- Help yourselves to drinks.

904
00:53:31,883 --> 00:53:33,316
Okay, definitely, yeah.

905
00:53:36,488 --> 00:53:37,785
- Go that way.
- She's nice.

906
00:53:37,956 --> 00:53:39,389
Go that way.

907
00:53:41,393 --> 00:53:44,829
Then I'm like, "Bertie, take a Quaalude,"
you know what I mean?

908
00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:48,232
All right.

909
00:53:50,335 --> 00:53:51,893
Drink?

910
00:53:52,070 --> 00:53:54,265
- Dance?
- You're a dancer?

911
00:53:55,173 --> 00:53:56,902
Am I a dancer?

912
00:53:57,075 --> 00:53:59,305
Shall we set the record straight?

913
00:53:59,478 --> 00:54:03,574
See, my dad was a dancer,
and his dad before him.

914
00:54:03,749 --> 00:54:08,049
So finally, it percolated
through the old DNA.

915
00:54:11,556 --> 00:54:13,285
You're not joining me?

916
00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:15,691
Sure.

917
00:54:15,861 --> 00:54:17,761
I like to dance.

918
00:54:34,746 --> 00:54:35,838
No.

919
00:54:36,014 --> 00:54:38,710
I'm Bertie. It's my party.

920
00:54:38,884 --> 00:54:40,511
So you're part of the Wild Bunch?

921
00:54:40,685 --> 00:54:43,051
Stella says you're dangerous.

922
00:54:44,956 --> 00:54:45,980
I am dangerous.

923
00:55:03,308 --> 00:55:06,368
Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch?

924
00:55:06,545 --> 00:55:07,569
No.

925
00:55:08,246 --> 00:55:09,508
He is the Wild Bunch.

926
00:55:23,895 --> 00:55:26,193
- I know all about your type.
- Oh, yeah?

927
00:55:26,364 --> 00:55:28,832
- How's that, then?
- I'm a criminal lawyer.

928
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,492
And I know a secret
about your part of town.

929
00:55:32,671 --> 00:55:34,366
What's that, then, Bertie?

930
00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:37,235
You have an informer
in your neck of the woods.

931
00:55:38,610 --> 00:55:40,339
What's his name?

932
00:55:40,512 --> 00:55:42,742
You have to pay for secrets.

933
00:55:42,914 --> 00:55:45,781
Now, now, that's not very nice, is it?

934
00:55:47,285 --> 00:55:48,752
What's your price?

935
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:53,619
And remember, I am dangerous.

936
00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:56,852
I want to meet the Wild Bunch.

937
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:03,398
See that man sitting on the sofa?

938
00:56:03,568 --> 00:56:05,627
- Oh, the queen who's screwing me out.
- Yeah.

939
00:56:05,804 --> 00:56:07,931
- It's a bit hard to miss him.
- Do me a favor.

940
00:56:08,106 --> 00:56:11,200
- Go and chat him up, will you?
- Fuck off, who do you think I am?

941
00:56:11,376 --> 00:56:14,709
No, no, he's a bigtime lawyer
who reckons he knows about an informer...

942
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,108
...in our part of town.

943
00:56:16,281 --> 00:56:17,942
Now, you were facing a five-stretch.

944
00:56:18,116 --> 00:56:20,516
And I figured
you might be interested, ain't it?

945
00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:23,915
Mm-hm.

946
00:56:28,226 --> 00:56:29,250
- Hey.
- How you doing?

947
00:56:29,427 --> 00:56:30,451
All right.

948
00:56:30,629 --> 00:56:32,961
- So we got another job on again.
- Yeah?

949
00:56:33,131 --> 00:56:34,257
Same one as before.

950
00:56:34,432 --> 00:56:37,765
Cor, it's all going down in here.
It's the den of iniquity, I tell you.

951
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:39,597
I hear you have a secret.

952
00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:41,966
And by the looks of you,
you have more than one.

953
00:56:42,140 --> 00:56:44,108
I don't want to talk about work.

954
00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:49,145
If you tell me who this informer is,
then we can talk about anything you want.

955
00:56:49,748 --> 00:56:52,182
I gotta get myself a breath of fresh air.
Catch you...

956
00:56:52,350 --> 00:56:54,784
Oi, One Two, I owe you one.

957
00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:58,912
This lot are doing more bugle
than a brass section.

958
00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:01,919
- I'm happy for you, Cookie.
- Yeah.

959
00:57:07,766 --> 00:57:11,634
If he's an informer,
you'll have his depositions, poems.

960
00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:15,967
My, my, not just a pretty face.

961
00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:18,699
How'd you know
about those sort of things?

962
00:57:19,211 --> 00:57:20,508
Give me your mobile.

963
00:57:21,046 --> 00:57:22,274
- What?
- You heard me.

964
00:57:22,447 --> 00:57:23,971
Do as you're told.

965
00:57:27,752 --> 00:57:29,151
Ooh.

966
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:31,679
That's nice.

967
00:57:33,558 --> 00:57:39,087
Here, we'll go for a drink next week,
and I'll tell you all about it.

968
00:57:41,933 --> 00:57:44,265
All I need is some paperwork.

969
00:57:48,974 --> 00:57:51,033
Wait up, sing-along.

970
00:57:52,911 --> 00:57:54,640
Where's the rush?

971
00:57:54,813 --> 00:57:55,973
All right.

972
00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:58,578
- What's wrong?
- Get that Archy on the phone.

973
00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:00,684
- I think we got a problem.
- What?

974
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:03,116
How much is it gonna cost
if we shut down tonight?

975
00:58:03,288 --> 00:58:05,347
- Eleven thousand, three hundred...
- All right.

976
00:58:05,523 --> 00:58:07,354
Go out there
and see what's going down.

977
00:58:17,802 --> 00:58:20,862
You, what do you think
you're doing?

978
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:22,939
What do you think?
We're trying to get in.

979
00:58:23,108 --> 00:58:24,541
Go home, wasters.

980
00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:28,406
- It costs money to get in here.
- Yes, I'm aware of that, my good man.

981
00:58:28,580 --> 00:58:30,013
Mr. Archy.

982
00:58:30,715 --> 00:58:33,115
No, you can't shut us down.
We got an act on.

983
00:58:33,285 --> 00:58:36,379
<i>- And I'm interested?
- We got a band on-stage right now.</i>

984
00:58:36,554 --> 00:58:37,782
- Find him.
- I understand.

985
00:58:37,956 --> 00:58:41,255
Listen, but I have to keep the club open.
You hear that shit?

986
00:58:41,426 --> 00:58:42,654
Run along, junkies.

987
00:58:42,827 --> 00:58:45,421
Oi, lookie but no touchy.

988
00:58:46,097 --> 00:58:47,564
Get off of him, you slag.

989
00:58:47,732 --> 00:58:50,394
He is absolute class.

990
00:58:54,806 --> 00:58:57,969
I gotta keep the club open.
We got 400 people in here.

991
00:59:03,882 --> 00:59:05,850
Leave it, John. I'm happy.

992
00:59:06,017 --> 00:59:08,986
I'm all right down here, mate.
Let's call it a night, eh?

993
00:59:09,154 --> 00:59:12,282
- I'll fucking show him happy.
- Oh, no.

994
00:59:24,669 --> 00:59:25,966
Fancy some more talent, boy?

995
00:59:26,871 --> 00:59:29,533
I'd like to make a complaint.
What's your name?

996
00:59:29,708 --> 00:59:33,405
Jog on, boy,
before I grind your bones to make my bread.

997
01:00:23,728 --> 01:00:25,320
Night, night.

998
01:00:26,765 --> 01:00:28,289
- Fucking mutt.
- Look at this, man.

999
01:00:28,466 --> 01:00:31,333
- It's a damn revolution going on outside.
- No shit.

1000
01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:35,132
If we wanna keep our license
and the lights on, we gotta go find Cookie.

1001
01:00:41,646 --> 01:00:44,638
We'll put rock salt in the shells,
stick them in the revolver.

1002
01:00:44,816 --> 01:00:48,149
If they get large, we'll bang a couple
into them, should slow them down.

1003
01:00:48,319 --> 01:00:49,980
And they won't know the difference.

1004
01:00:50,155 --> 01:00:53,056
And then Bob's our driver, and...

1005
01:00:53,224 --> 01:00:55,852
- I don't wanna use Bob.
- What?

1006
01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:57,995
- I don't want to use Bob.
- He's our driver.

1007
01:00:58,163 --> 01:01:00,461
The Wild Bunch is not complete
without the driver.

1008
01:01:00,632 --> 01:01:01,997
No.

1009
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,500
What's happened
between you and Bob, then?

1010
01:01:08,406 --> 01:01:13,241
Mumbles, there is something about Bob
that I don't think you know.

1011
01:01:13,411 --> 01:01:15,743
What's that, then? That he's a poof?

1012
01:01:16,781 --> 01:01:20,217
- How the fuck did you know that?
- Come on, everyone knows he's a flamer.

1013
01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:24,014
You're the only one that doesn't.
No. He likes the boys.

1014
01:01:24,189 --> 01:01:26,089
It's sausage and beans
all day long, mate.

1015
01:01:26,257 --> 01:01:28,088
What the fuck are you talking about?

1016
01:01:29,427 --> 01:01:32,726
- Did he make a pass at you?
- Yes, he fucking did.

1017
01:01:32,897 --> 01:01:34,489
So, what's the problem?

1018
01:01:34,666 --> 01:01:37,362
It was supposed to be his last night.
You took care of him.

1019
01:01:37,535 --> 01:01:40,629
That's what friends do for one another.
Well done.

1020
01:01:41,139 --> 01:01:42,902
And I won't tell the chaps.

1021
01:01:45,276 --> 01:01:47,972
What the fuck do you mean?
You won't tell the chaps what?

1022
01:01:49,147 --> 01:01:51,138
So, what did you do? Did you suck his...?

1023
01:01:51,316 --> 01:01:53,284
Hey, hey, that's enough, all right?

1024
01:01:54,452 --> 01:01:57,353
What the fuck is going on here?

1025
01:01:57,689 --> 01:01:59,054
What? Did you suck his...?

1026
01:01:59,224 --> 01:02:01,385
- You must have touched him.
- No.

1027
01:02:01,559 --> 01:02:03,083
Hold on.

1028
01:02:05,296 --> 01:02:07,628
I'm not gay, all right, Mumbles?

1029
01:02:10,235 --> 01:02:12,635
He just asked
if I wanted a dance, that's all.

1030
01:02:15,974 --> 01:02:17,236
Was it a slow dance?

1031
01:02:26,050 --> 01:02:27,915
What has he done to me?

1032
01:02:28,086 --> 01:02:31,419
Mr. One Two, I think there is something
you should know about our Bob.

1033
01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:35,221
Who do you think looked after your mom
before she died...

1034
01:02:35,393 --> 01:02:37,953
...when you was doing a two-stretch?

1035
01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:40,529
Because it wasn't me,
and I'm your best fucking pal.

1036
01:02:40,698 --> 01:02:42,131
No, it was Bob.

1037
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:46,862
Bob was around there six times a week
making sure she was looked after.

1038
01:02:47,038 --> 01:02:51,634
You tore your mom's heart out when you
went away. Bob did his best to put it back.

1039
01:02:54,879 --> 01:02:57,074
I tell you something, Mr. One Two.

1040
01:02:57,248 --> 01:03:01,412
If I could be half the human that Bob is
at the price of being a poof...

1041
01:03:01,586 --> 01:03:03,315
...I'd think about it.

1042
01:03:04,956 --> 01:03:08,153
Not for too long,
but I'd have to pause, you know?

1043
01:03:11,629 --> 01:03:14,530
And the kid looks up and goes,
"Well, what do you fucking think? "

1044
01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:19,527
That joke was a lot funnier
when I told it to you last week.

1045
01:03:19,904 --> 01:03:21,565
Can I have a word with you, Cookie?

1046
01:03:21,739 --> 01:03:23,172
Treacles, would you mind?

1047
01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:25,502
On your toes. Five minutes.

1048
01:03:30,915 --> 01:03:32,439
Hey.

1049
01:03:32,984 --> 01:03:35,578
We need to know where Johnny Quid is.

1050
01:03:37,789 --> 01:03:40,417
You should probably be the first
to know, but isn't he...?

1051
01:03:40,592 --> 01:03:44,585
I know. Come on, you know
and I know that nothing killed Johnny.

1052
01:03:45,029 --> 01:03:48,396
Come on, Cookie, you've been fucking
his life up for the past five years.

1053
01:03:48,566 --> 01:03:51,034
Come on, show our boy a little love.

1054
01:03:54,038 --> 01:03:57,166
You ever bought a ticket
to the junkies' boneyard, Roman?

1055
01:03:57,842 --> 01:04:02,541
It's an unpleasant place
called curl up and die.

1056
01:04:03,181 --> 01:04:04,808
Might sound like a hair salon...

1057
01:04:04,983 --> 01:04:07,952
...but it don't fucking look like one,
I can tell you.

1058
01:04:08,486 --> 01:04:14,857
It's a terrible sight,
and a horrible sound listening to a man...

1059
01:04:15,860 --> 01:04:19,523
...sucking his soul
through the hole in the pipe.

1060
01:04:20,198 --> 01:04:22,723
And even worse
when he tries to tear it back.

1061
01:04:23,134 --> 01:04:25,261
I've been there, and I've done that.

1062
01:04:25,436 --> 01:04:28,269
He has been here, and he has done that.

1063
01:04:28,439 --> 01:04:32,569
And then I nailed that demon
in a smoke-proof coffin.

1064
01:04:32,744 --> 01:04:34,837
And I did it all with Johnny.

1065
01:04:35,313 --> 01:04:37,076
I love that man.

1066
01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:39,375
He's what you call class.

1067
01:04:39,550 --> 01:04:41,882
If you had any brains, Roman,
you'd love him too.

1068
01:04:42,053 --> 01:04:46,922
You know, his music sales have gone up
a thousand percent in two weeks.

1069
01:04:49,093 --> 01:04:52,256
You see, Johnny, the crackhead knows...

1070
01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:56,423
...that a rocker
is worth more dead than alive.

1071
01:04:57,035 --> 01:04:59,003
Silly world, isn't it?

1072
01:05:00,938 --> 01:05:04,533
Mr. Quid does not get his gear from me.

1073
01:05:04,709 --> 01:05:07,906
He has to travel far and wide.

1074
01:05:08,079 --> 01:05:09,376
But do leave me your number.

1075
01:05:09,547 --> 01:05:13,847
And if the dead feels like calling...

1076
01:05:14,352 --> 01:05:16,479
...you'll be the first to know.

1077
01:07:12,403 --> 01:07:14,735
I'll have the painting for you
in a couple of days.

1078
01:07:14,905 --> 01:07:18,432
I had it locked up with some other goods.
You know, I was keeping it safe.

1079
01:07:18,609 --> 01:07:21,578
And then Archy goes and loses the key.

1080
01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,338
Don't you, Arch?

1081
01:07:25,016 --> 01:07:28,247
So I'm not trying to be funny,
but I've got this payment tonight...

1082
01:07:28,419 --> 01:07:32,583
...and if there's any chance
of having the money...

1083
01:07:38,729 --> 01:07:40,856
Where the fuck has he gone, then?

1084
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:45,126
I don't know. But I don't think
he was too impressed with that story, Len.

1085
01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:49,467
Something wrong with these immigrants.
I don't trust them.

1086
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:51,574
I think we're being set up.

1087
01:07:51,742 --> 01:07:54,609
I don't know how,
but something is wrong.

1088
01:07:54,945 --> 01:07:56,606
I can smell it with my sniffer.

1089
01:08:00,151 --> 01:08:02,278
He doesn't have the balls or the brains.

1090
01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:05,320
He's a crook.
Small-time, backhanding crook.

1091
01:08:11,862 --> 01:08:13,921
I think he's trying
to make fool out of you.

1092
01:08:14,098 --> 01:08:15,963
Adjourn the meeting.

1093
01:08:32,450 --> 01:08:34,850
Oh, my God, you're a mess.

1094
01:08:35,786 --> 01:08:37,413
There you go.

1095
01:08:40,991 --> 01:08:42,424
Are you all right?

1096
01:08:42,593 --> 01:08:45,528
That is a rhetorical question, I hope.

1097
01:08:47,932 --> 01:08:53,199
I'll have a water, please,
with a big, long straw.

1098
01:08:53,637 --> 01:08:55,161
Thank you.

1099
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:04,744
So you don't wanna know
what happened?

1100
01:09:25,569 --> 01:09:27,560
Put it, put it. Cut it.

1101
01:09:30,274 --> 01:09:32,037
I know what happened.

1102
01:09:41,185 --> 01:09:43,676
- Don't go in there.
- Mumbles.

1103
01:09:45,022 --> 01:09:46,046
Mace him.

1104
01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:47,888
Hollandaise?

1105
01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:49,753
I see you ordered already.

1106
01:09:49,927 --> 01:09:51,394
You were late.

1107
01:09:51,962 --> 01:09:53,361
The bastard's gonna hit me.

1108
01:09:54,265 --> 01:09:56,130
- Mace him, Mumbles.
- What?

1109
01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:57,733
- Not me, you idiot.
- What?

1110
01:09:57,902 --> 01:09:59,426
- I can't move my...
- What?

1111
01:10:10,814 --> 01:10:12,839
This way, this way, this way.

1112
01:10:18,489 --> 01:10:20,480
Shouldn't you have taken precautions?

1113
01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,592
Precautions?

1114
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,174
- Did you see that?
- What happened?

1115
01:10:38,342 --> 01:10:39,741
God.

1116
01:10:40,644 --> 01:10:42,737
Well, it's your job, isn't it?

1117
01:10:56,727 --> 01:10:59,059
What are these guys made of?

1118
01:11:00,998 --> 01:11:02,295
I didn't realize.

1119
01:11:02,466 --> 01:11:04,331
Realize?

1120
01:11:04,501 --> 01:11:06,264
You didn't realize that they had guns?

1121
01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,634
Big, long, dangerous machine guns.

1122
01:11:11,508 --> 01:11:13,669
With war criminals
attached to the trigger.

1123
01:11:16,747 --> 01:11:17,771
Please, stay down.

1124
01:11:20,784 --> 01:11:22,445
Just fuck off.

1125
01:11:42,873 --> 01:11:44,898
Get out of the fucking way now.

1126
01:11:51,248 --> 01:11:52,647
You know what, darling?

1127
01:11:52,816 --> 01:11:57,185
I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here
under the table for you, okay?

1128
01:12:01,425 --> 01:12:03,120
Fucking hell.

1129
01:12:07,231 --> 01:12:08,892
Shit.

1130
01:12:09,833 --> 01:12:11,095
Hold up.

1131
01:12:13,103 --> 01:12:14,695
Oh, my...

1132
01:12:21,178 --> 01:12:22,543
Oh, fucking hell.

1133
01:12:29,353 --> 01:12:30,752
Abandon ship.

1134
01:12:31,522 --> 01:12:32,614
Run for your lives.

1135
01:13:31,915 --> 01:13:34,406
Come on. Come on.

1136
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:39,422
Come back with my bike,
you dirty bastard.

1137
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:29,623
Goodbye, sweetheart.

1138
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,597
You're way too dangerous for me.

1139
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:39,468
- Did I overdo it with the limp?
- No, the limp was good.

1140
01:15:39,643 --> 01:15:41,508
She's a wild one.

1141
01:15:41,678 --> 01:15:43,942
She likes you, boy-o.

1142
01:15:44,314 --> 01:15:46,043
Rather her than you, Bob.

1143
01:16:00,397 --> 01:16:02,297
I don't care if he is fucking busy, Archy.

1144
01:16:02,466 --> 01:16:04,900
If we call, he answers. That's the deal.

1145
01:16:05,068 --> 01:16:06,228
Oh, there he is.

1146
01:16:06,403 --> 01:16:08,735
Oi, Councillor.

1147
01:16:09,172 --> 01:16:10,696
Councillor.

1148
01:16:10,874 --> 01:16:11,932
I'll see you at lunch.

1149
01:16:12,109 --> 01:16:14,475
Something wrong with your telephone?

1150
01:16:14,645 --> 01:16:16,670
Oh, I'm sorry. Shouldn't I be here?

1151
01:16:16,847 --> 01:16:20,510
I go wherever I fucking like
because this is my town, not yours...

1152
01:16:20,684 --> 01:16:25,451
...no matter what you and your pen-pushing
immigrant boy scouts might think.

1153
01:16:26,390 --> 01:16:28,381
So, what's going on?

1154
01:16:28,559 --> 01:16:30,220
Step in here.

1155
01:16:32,329 --> 01:16:33,626
I can't do it.

1156
01:16:33,797 --> 01:16:37,289
You've left it too long. You want
something the city has a ruling against.

1157
01:16:37,467 --> 01:16:39,298
They wouldn't give permission to build.

1158
01:16:39,469 --> 01:16:41,164
Don't give me that shit.

1159
01:16:41,338 --> 01:16:43,465
I look out my window,
I see 20 buildings...

1160
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,369
...this city said they'd never build.

1161
01:16:45,542 --> 01:16:49,137
How did that happen? The termites
got together for a building party, did they?

1162
01:16:49,513 --> 01:16:52,573
No, sunshine.
It was backhanders putting them up.

1163
01:16:52,749 --> 01:16:54,011
Backhanders like mine.

1164
01:16:54,718 --> 01:16:57,812
Lenny's good for the money,
Councillor. He always has been.

1165
01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:00,616
- So don't go getting cold feet.
- I can't do it this time.

1166
01:17:00,791 --> 01:17:02,850
It's not fucking Zaire, Lenny.

1167
01:17:03,026 --> 01:17:04,288
Get off my bollocks, Lenny.

1168
01:17:04,461 --> 01:17:08,522
Don't you ever swear at me,
you yellow puddle of immigrant piss...

1169
01:17:08,699 --> 01:17:10,792
...or I'll drown you in it.

1170
01:17:11,368 --> 01:17:13,199
You feel that, do you, Councillor?

1171
01:17:13,670 --> 01:17:16,400
You don't think there's a paper trail
for all those gifts?

1172
01:17:16,573 --> 01:17:21,135
The cars, the holidays,
the tennis courts, the swimming pools.

1173
01:17:21,311 --> 01:17:23,336
I own these bollocks.

1174
01:17:23,513 --> 01:17:28,177
And right now, they're more fragile
than a pair of quail's eggs.

1175
01:17:28,352 --> 01:17:29,819
Now, get it done.

1176
01:17:44,801 --> 01:17:46,496
Pedro?

1177
01:17:48,138 --> 01:17:49,901
Come back here.

1178
01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:55,944
Where do you think you're going
with that painting?

1179
01:17:56,680 --> 01:18:00,343
You never said it was your dad's,
or whatever you wanna call him.

1180
01:18:00,517 --> 01:18:01,984
You've gotta give it back, John.

1181
01:18:02,152 --> 01:18:05,178
People are looking for it, bad people.

1182
01:18:05,789 --> 01:18:08,622
The streets are alive
with the sound of pain.

1183
01:18:08,792 --> 01:18:12,785
You may have a point, Pete,
but I can't give it up.

1184
01:18:12,963 --> 01:18:14,897
- You know why?
- No. Why?

1185
01:18:15,999 --> 01:18:17,591
Meet me in the pub in two minutes.

1186
01:18:18,435 --> 01:18:20,426
I'll have that painting
in a couple of days.

1187
01:18:20,604 --> 01:18:22,731
- You can trust me on that.
-Good.

1188
01:18:23,106 --> 01:18:25,666
That's nice. I love a clear fairway.

1189
01:18:25,842 --> 01:18:27,571
That's a bit of me. That is...

1190
01:18:27,744 --> 01:18:29,939
So you like it out here, Lenny, don't you?

1191
01:18:30,113 --> 01:18:32,377
Oh, yeah.
You can't beat the great outdoors, Uri.

1192
01:18:32,549 --> 01:18:34,517
But I don't understand it.

1193
01:18:34,685 --> 01:18:35,982
There's no one here.

1194
01:18:36,153 --> 01:18:39,247
That's because I have had the course
cleared for us.

1195
01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:41,618
We are not going to be disturbed.

1196
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:49,255
Victor, please, come to join us.

1197
01:18:56,673 --> 01:19:00,507
You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks
on the end of the piano?

1198
01:19:02,579 --> 01:19:03,739
Yes.

1199
01:19:03,914 --> 01:19:07,907
All you need to know about life
is retained within those four walls.

1200
01:19:10,353 --> 01:19:12,583
<i>What are we going to do, Lenny?</i>

1201
01:19:13,256 --> 01:19:16,657
Every time I am about
to make my payment...

1202
01:19:18,795 --> 01:19:20,763
...something dishonest happens.

1203
01:19:22,699 --> 01:19:24,667
You wouldn't know anything, would you?

1204
01:19:24,835 --> 01:19:27,065
You will notice that
one of your personalities

1205
01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:29,295
is seduced by the illusions of grandeur.

1206
01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:32,909
A gold packet of king size
with a regal insignia.

1207
01:19:33,076 --> 01:19:36,239
An attractive implication
toward glamour and wealth.

1208
01:19:36,413 --> 01:19:40,907
A subtle suggestion that cigarettes
are indeed your royal and loyal friends.

1209
01:19:41,084 --> 01:19:43,018
<i>And that, Pete, is a lie.</i>

1210
01:19:43,186 --> 01:19:45,780
Excuse me?
Are you trying to say something?

1211
01:19:46,256 --> 01:19:48,053
I'm not trying.

1212
01:19:48,725 --> 01:19:50,784
I am saying something.

1213
01:19:54,564 --> 01:19:58,830
Your other personality is trying to draw your
attention to the flip side of the discussion.

1214
01:19:59,002 --> 01:20:01,800
Written in boring, bold,
black and white, is the statement...

1215
01:20:01,972 --> 01:20:06,932
...that these neat little soldiers of death,
are, in fact, trying to kill you.

1216
01:20:07,110 --> 01:20:09,977
And that, Pete, is the truth.

1217
01:20:10,947 --> 01:20:14,576
I think you forget who you're talking to,
you insolent bastard.

1218
01:20:16,653 --> 01:20:19,554
I think you forget where you are,
you fucking immigrant.

1219
01:20:21,224 --> 01:20:27,026
Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and
I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren.

1220
01:20:27,197 --> 01:20:30,360
This is my land. It's my fucking show.

1221
01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:32,024
I run this town.

1222
01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:33,726
Ah! Fuck!

1223
01:20:33,904 --> 01:20:36,236
Ah! God! Ah!

1224
01:20:46,817 --> 01:20:50,082
<i>That that starts sweet ends bitter.</i>

1225
01:20:50,253 --> 01:20:52,847
And that which starts bitter ends sweet.

1226
01:20:53,890 --> 01:20:55,858
I have to go now, Lenny.

1227
01:20:56,026 --> 01:20:59,462
I am having lunch
with the Councillor, your councilor.

1228
01:20:59,930 --> 01:21:02,262
<i>This, as you know, is the ninth hole.</i>

1229
01:21:02,799 --> 01:21:05,791
And it's a long crawl back to your car.

1230
01:21:06,570 --> 01:21:12,531
You should make it by sunrise,
just in time to bring me my lucky picture.

1231
01:21:12,976 --> 01:21:15,103
<i>I want it back.</i>

1232
01:21:15,278 --> 01:21:17,109
Do you hear me?

1233
01:21:18,081 --> 01:21:21,642
- Yes, yes, oh, God.
-Times change.

1234
01:21:22,519 --> 01:21:24,111
Goodbye, Lenny.

1235
01:21:26,790 --> 01:21:31,227
That is why you and I love the drugs...

1236
01:21:31,394 --> 01:21:36,058
...and that is also why
I cannot give that painting back.

1237
01:21:43,607 --> 01:21:46,906
Now, please, pass me a light.

1238
01:21:48,879 --> 01:21:52,747
Oh, you are something special,
Mr. Johnny Quid.

1239
01:21:57,354 --> 01:21:59,345
Fucking junkies. You're fucking useless.

1240
01:21:59,522 --> 01:22:01,080
I don't want your sort in here.

1241
01:22:01,258 --> 01:22:02,691
Get up out of here. Fuck off.

1242
01:22:02,859 --> 01:22:04,827
- Go piss off out the door.
- Get off.

1243
01:22:04,995 --> 01:22:07,020
- Go on, fuck off.
- I'll buy this place.

1244
01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:09,326
Fuck off, you junkie.

1245
01:22:09,499 --> 01:22:12,297
- You won't be able to catch me, fat boy.
- Stay out and fuck off.

1246
01:22:12,802 --> 01:22:13,791
Ooh.

1247
01:22:15,872 --> 01:22:17,464
Is that you, Bertie?

1248
01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:19,609
<i>What's happening about that drink?</i>

1249
01:22:20,243 --> 01:22:22,108
What's happening about that paperwork?

1250
01:22:22,746 --> 01:22:26,307
Well, I'm busy tonight,
but Monday looks good.

1251
01:22:26,650 --> 01:22:29,118
I'll leave the papers
at my reception under your name.

1252
01:22:29,286 --> 01:22:30,651
<i>Text you the address.</i>

1253
01:22:30,820 --> 01:22:35,757
Well, I'll pop around in a jiffy,
and I'll see you on Monday.

1254
01:22:40,864 --> 01:22:43,128
You are scary good at that.

1255
01:22:43,300 --> 01:22:46,758
- Do you miss it?
- Shut up, Bob, or I'll slap you.

1256
01:22:46,937 --> 01:22:50,134
All right, let's go pick up the paperwork
from your boyfriend.

1257
01:22:50,307 --> 01:22:52,639
And drop me off on the way, huh?

1258
01:22:53,376 --> 01:22:56,038
I'm going back to bed.

1259
01:22:56,479 --> 01:22:58,106
Can I come?

1260
01:23:03,820 --> 01:23:06,550
- Moron, what do you think you're doing?
- What, John?

1261
01:23:06,723 --> 01:23:08,918
Letting creatures in my yard
without my consent.

1262
01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:14,721
John, they're good stuff.
Scotch and Cockney.

1263
01:23:15,131 --> 01:23:17,361
Like the drink and the sparrow.

1264
01:23:17,534 --> 01:23:21,026
I am Malcolm, and this is my friend
and colleague Paul.

1265
01:23:22,072 --> 01:23:25,064
You know, like the Christian saint.

1266
01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:30,339
Paul doesn't say much.
He's too busy thinking deep thoughts.

1267
01:23:31,681 --> 01:23:34,582
Come on, John. We know you.

1268
01:23:34,751 --> 01:23:36,514
We're big fans.

1269
01:23:36,686 --> 01:23:41,555
You're what they call a real RocknRolla.

1270
01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:46,958
Out, on your way.
Bon voyage and fuck off.

1271
01:23:51,001 --> 01:23:54,266
What is this, a sit-down?
A fucking demo?

1272
01:23:55,338 --> 01:23:58,273
This is a demonstration,
a demonstration of peace.

1273
01:23:58,808 --> 01:24:01,606
Where the fuck did you find
these two junkies?

1274
01:24:01,778 --> 01:24:05,612
Conference, kazi, now.

1275
01:24:12,489 --> 01:24:15,049
That's the last time
I'm having you take the piss, Pete.

1276
01:24:15,225 --> 01:24:17,887
Next time, you're on your own.

1277
01:24:18,061 --> 01:24:19,426
I'm sorry.

1278
01:24:19,596 --> 01:24:22,588
I just thought that you might've liked
a bit of company.

1279
01:24:22,766 --> 01:24:25,064
I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you?

1280
01:24:25,235 --> 01:24:28,932
It tells you that dead people
don't like company.

1281
01:24:29,105 --> 01:24:32,734
- Now, jog them on.
- All right, I'll tell them to leave.

1282
01:24:32,909 --> 01:24:36,743
Yes, you fucking well will.
Smelly junkies.

1283
01:24:36,913 --> 01:24:38,744
Meeting adjourned.

1284
01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:44,477
You've scared them off, sing-along.

1285
01:24:44,654 --> 01:24:47,452
But with a welcome like that,
it's not all that shocking.

1286
01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:50,092
Lucky you're not following them, Pete.

1287
01:24:53,696 --> 01:24:55,323
Pete, where's the painting?

1288
01:24:59,102 --> 01:25:00,433
Good shot. Good shot.

1289
01:25:01,438 --> 01:25:02,700
It's the werewolf brothers.

1290
01:25:02,872 --> 01:25:05,136
What you got for us today, boys?
Anything good?

1291
01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:08,539
Paul, please exhibit to the audience
the fine artifact.

1292
01:25:14,984 --> 01:25:17,748
Gentlemen, we are entering the realm...

1293
01:25:17,921 --> 01:25:21,823
...of the ancient art form
of paint on canvas.

1294
01:25:21,991 --> 01:25:23,117
I'll have it. How much?

1295
01:25:24,427 --> 01:25:27,362
One moment, sir. There's a pitch
which comes with this painting.

1296
01:25:27,530 --> 01:25:30,124
I don't want the pitch. I said I'll have it.

1297
01:25:31,234 --> 01:25:33,964
It's a very rare
and expensive painting, sir.

1298
01:25:34,137 --> 01:25:35,832
Is it?

1299
01:25:36,940 --> 01:25:38,931
There you go, boys.
Have a week in the snow.

1300
01:25:39,843 --> 01:25:42,869
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure.

1301
01:25:43,046 --> 01:25:45,071
Come on, me man. Hey.

1302
01:25:49,586 --> 01:25:52,020
Tank, what is it? I'm in a bit of a rush.

1303
01:25:52,188 --> 01:25:53,951
<i>- You owe me, Arch.
- Oh, yeah?</i>

1304
01:25:54,124 --> 01:25:57,855
First, I found your painting. Now I found
out who's been taking Lenny's money.

1305
01:25:58,027 --> 01:25:59,051
<i>Mr. Darcy.</i>

1306
01:25:59,863 --> 01:26:02,331
Well, don't fuck about. Who is it?

1307
01:26:17,814 --> 01:26:21,375
"Let myself in. Thought your lady
might like the painting.

1308
01:26:23,052 --> 01:26:24,349
Love, Cookie."

1309
01:26:28,658 --> 01:26:31,024
- Hello?
- It's me.

1310
01:26:31,528 --> 01:26:34,395
- Who's me?
- Me.

1311
01:26:34,898 --> 01:26:36,126
<i>Ah.</i>

1312
01:26:36,599 --> 01:26:38,226
Well, what do you want?

1313
01:26:38,968 --> 01:26:40,367
You.

1314
01:26:41,204 --> 01:26:42,432
<i>Oh.</i>

1315
01:26:43,306 --> 01:26:45,171
Well, you better come in, then.

1316
01:27:09,966 --> 01:27:12,161
<i>- Yup?
- We found out about our informer.</i>

1317
01:27:12,335 --> 01:27:14,166
<i>I've got it in my hand right now.</i>

1318
01:27:14,337 --> 01:27:18,501
The informer, the one who's responsible
for all the time we've been seeing.

1319
01:27:18,675 --> 01:27:22,475
- All of them, including mine.
- Well, who is it, then?

1320
01:27:25,415 --> 01:27:27,610
Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw?

1321
01:27:28,351 --> 01:27:31,320
No, Sidney Shaw
is a pseudonym, you idiot.

1322
01:27:31,788 --> 01:27:33,653
<i>They never use their real name.</i>

1323
01:27:33,823 --> 01:27:36,917
Look, get around here
and let me have a look, okay?

1324
01:27:37,093 --> 01:27:38,458
<i>All right.</i>

1325
01:27:41,864 --> 01:27:44,264
Where did he learn
a word like pseudonym?

1326
01:27:46,869 --> 01:27:48,769
Look at you, huh? Good as new.

1327
01:27:50,873 --> 01:27:52,704
I have to go now.

1328
01:27:53,409 --> 01:27:57,641
So you fancy sharing some dancing lessons
with me later on in the week?

1329
01:27:57,814 --> 01:27:59,907
A bit of the old salsa?

1330
01:28:01,884 --> 01:28:03,977
I'll take you up on that.

1331
01:28:04,887 --> 01:28:07,583
- Oh, I have something for you.
- Uh-huh.

1332
01:28:07,757 --> 01:28:11,420
Thought you might like it because
I know how much you like paintings and all.

1333
01:28:17,567 --> 01:28:19,262
So you like it?

1334
01:28:20,737 --> 01:28:23,968
You've got very good taste,
Mr. One Two.

1335
01:28:26,876 --> 01:28:28,241
Oh...

1336
01:28:30,213 --> 01:28:33,410
- What's happened, Len?
- Well, they broke my leg in four places.

1337
01:28:33,583 --> 01:28:35,414
Didn't you hear?

1338
01:28:36,286 --> 01:28:39,187
That bastard's made me limp
for the rest of my days.

1339
01:28:39,822 --> 01:28:41,756
What do you want me to do?

1340
01:28:43,026 --> 01:28:46,826
Well, I need that painting, Arch.

1341
01:28:46,996 --> 01:28:50,727
- I need it real bad.
- I'll get that for you, don't you worry.

1342
01:28:50,900 --> 01:28:53,664
- I think I can do better than that.
- What?

1343
01:28:53,836 --> 01:28:57,169
Someone has been at the Russian's money.
Couple of silly gunslingers.

1344
01:28:57,340 --> 01:29:00,639
- Well, who?
- You know them.

1345
01:29:00,977 --> 01:29:04,242
- You don't like them either.
- I'm not playing fucking games here, Arch.

1346
01:29:04,414 --> 01:29:05,881
Who is it?

1347
01:29:07,617 --> 01:29:09,175
Mumbles, Bob and One Two.

1348
01:30:15,118 --> 01:30:20,249
- So why did you call, Johnny?
- Sorry, Johnny's not here.

1349
01:30:20,423 --> 01:30:22,414
But the pipe is.

1350
01:30:22,592 --> 01:30:25,993
And the pipe says
Johnny heard you were in trouble, boys.

1351
01:30:26,162 --> 01:30:29,393
Whoever we're talking to, will you
please relay the message to Johnny?

1352
01:30:29,565 --> 01:30:34,696
Tell him that his dad, his jack-in-the-box-
surprise, gangster daddy, paid us a visit.

1353
01:30:35,138 --> 01:30:36,628
Shut down a few of our venues.

1354
01:30:36,806 --> 01:30:41,436
Intends to shut down a few more
unless Mr. Quid puts in an appearance.

1355
01:30:43,913 --> 01:30:47,679
Why are you talking to the pipe, Roman?
You're madder than I am.

1356
01:30:48,684 --> 01:30:51,312
Come back, Johnny. Come back home.

1357
01:30:53,322 --> 01:30:56,519
Now, Johnny will come quietly...

1358
01:30:56,692 --> 01:31:01,356
...but you may have a couple of problems
with the pipe.

1359
01:31:02,331 --> 01:31:03,855
Buy us both a cup of tea.

1360
01:31:04,467 --> 01:31:07,493
No need for any noise,
we'll let Pete sleep on.

1361
01:32:29,785 --> 01:32:31,514
Is this a bad time, One Two?

1362
01:32:37,026 --> 01:32:39,426
I mean, we can always
come back a bit later.

1363
01:32:45,468 --> 01:32:48,869
You wanna take the stairs
or the elevator, Mr. Cole?

1364
01:32:49,038 --> 01:32:51,302
Bandy, come here.

1365
01:32:56,946 --> 01:32:59,847
- You been drinking?
- No, Mr. Cole.

1366
01:33:01,684 --> 01:33:05,620
Think before you drink,
before you drive me mad.

1367
01:33:09,325 --> 01:33:11,190
<i>- Hello, Len, it's me.
- Archy.</i>

1368
01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:13,954
I've got the boys
wrapping up One Two in a carpet now.

1369
01:33:14,130 --> 01:33:15,222
<i>Get over here.</i>

1370
01:33:15,398 --> 01:33:17,457
<i>- Yeah, I'll be around in a little bit.
- Good.</i>

1371
01:33:21,370 --> 01:33:22,928
Hold on.

1372
01:33:27,443 --> 01:33:30,276
- Who's there?
- One Two, it's us.

1373
01:33:30,446 --> 01:33:32,073
Come up.

1374
01:33:34,050 --> 01:33:36,541
And it looks like
I'll be bringing the others and all.

1375
01:33:36,719 --> 01:33:39,244
Not too bright this lot, are they?
Hold on.

1376
01:33:39,422 --> 01:33:43,415
Look, I gotta go, got another call.
Fucking hell, it's all go on this job.

1377
01:33:43,593 --> 01:33:46,892
- Hello?
- Archy, we got your boy.

1378
01:33:47,063 --> 01:33:48,826
What's left of him.

1379
01:33:48,998 --> 01:33:51,762
You might wanna hose him down.
He smells like a rotten goat.

1380
01:33:54,637 --> 01:33:56,161
Uri.

1381
01:34:12,455 --> 01:34:14,389
<i>Da, Uri, I'm sorry.</i>

1382
01:34:14,557 --> 01:34:17,651
- But I still don't like it.
- I don't care what you like, Victor.

1383
01:34:17,827 --> 01:34:20,159
I'm in charge. Now, wait here.

1384
01:34:20,329 --> 01:34:23,492
Your last girl cost us 20 million.
One before, even more.

1385
01:34:23,666 --> 01:34:26,191
God knows how much
this one will cost us.

1386
01:34:26,369 --> 01:34:28,269
Victor, you're so cheap.

1387
01:34:34,176 --> 01:34:35,939
Can I come in?

1388
01:34:36,979 --> 01:34:41,348
Sorry to surprise you,
but I have something for you.

1389
01:34:43,185 --> 01:34:44,618
A token of my appreciation.

1390
01:34:46,222 --> 01:34:47,450
What's this for?

1391
01:34:47,890 --> 01:34:52,327
Please do not be insulted
but you have come to mean a lot to me...

1392
01:34:52,495 --> 01:34:55,658
...and I value much more
than just your service.

1393
01:34:55,831 --> 01:34:58,299
This is simply just a reflection
of my appreciation.

1394
01:35:00,202 --> 01:35:03,228
I would like to ask you
something personal.

1395
01:35:10,046 --> 01:35:11,570
Would you marry me?

1396
01:35:15,051 --> 01:35:17,110
Well, I think I might need
a couple of days.

1397
01:35:20,056 --> 01:35:21,853
Just to think about it.

1398
01:35:22,358 --> 01:35:23,950
Well, sure. Of course.

1399
01:35:26,062 --> 01:35:27,654
Sorry.

1400
01:35:30,032 --> 01:35:32,023
Not now, Victor, I'm busy.

1401
01:35:35,738 --> 01:35:37,831
A very nice painting.

1402
01:35:39,208 --> 01:35:41,005
How long have you had it?

1403
01:35:41,610 --> 01:35:44,101
Years. Do you like it?

1404
01:35:46,649 --> 01:35:50,949
Beauty's a cruel mistress, is it not?

1405
01:35:54,757 --> 01:35:58,318
Victor, please come to join us.

1406
01:36:06,135 --> 01:36:08,729
Hello, Arch.

1407
01:36:09,004 --> 01:36:11,632
Shrouded and tied, just like the old days.

1408
01:36:11,807 --> 01:36:14,105
What is it today? The rack?

1409
01:36:14,276 --> 01:36:18,235
The garrote? Or is it the old
drowning-in-crayfish trick?

1410
01:36:18,414 --> 01:36:21,008
You're still full of hot air, Johnny.

1411
01:36:22,685 --> 01:36:24,710
You're looking a bit down.

1412
01:36:24,887 --> 01:36:27,788
Has that old clown
been working you long hours?

1413
01:36:27,957 --> 01:36:31,324
You always were loyal.
There's no dog like a loyal dog.

1414
01:36:31,761 --> 01:36:34,628
- Watch your mouth, John.
- Look at him, boys.

1415
01:36:35,631 --> 01:36:37,622
Scary, ain't he?

1416
01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:40,291
Well, that's what four years inside
does to a man.

1417
01:36:40,469 --> 01:36:42,528
It eats away at his soul...

1418
01:36:42,705 --> 01:36:47,074
...and when it's all gone,
it makes a man quite scary.

1419
01:36:48,244 --> 01:36:53,238
You ever wonder how you got in there?
What grass informed on you?

1420
01:37:04,059 --> 01:37:05,924
Hello, Archy.

1421
01:37:06,729 --> 01:37:08,959
Hey, Johnny boy. Look at you.

1422
01:37:09,131 --> 01:37:12,328
Look at this, Dave.
Don't you look the part.

1423
01:37:12,501 --> 01:37:16,232
Show us your guns, Uncle Arch.
I told the boys all about it.

1424
01:37:16,405 --> 01:37:19,340
Don't be cheeky. Get in the car.

1425
01:37:21,610 --> 01:37:22,804
Give us your money.

1426
01:37:22,978 --> 01:37:25,572
Give us that, in the car.

1427
01:37:34,757 --> 01:37:36,247
Be good boys...

1428
01:37:37,126 --> 01:37:39,924
...because you never know
who's watching.

1429
01:37:46,802 --> 01:37:49,703
So who we got in there, then?
Anyone I know?

1430
01:37:50,973 --> 01:37:52,235
Anyone famous?

1431
01:37:58,347 --> 01:38:00,440
Handsome Bob.

1432
01:38:01,884 --> 01:38:04,819
Mumbles, One Two.

1433
01:38:06,388 --> 01:38:10,154
I bet you could operate
a nice gas shower.

1434
01:38:10,326 --> 01:38:13,022
I could see you
with a couple of S's on your collar.

1435
01:38:13,195 --> 01:38:18,098
- Stiff goose in your step.
- Shut it, or you will get hurt.

1436
01:38:18,634 --> 01:38:21,626
That, Roman and Mickey,
is the famous Archy slap.

1437
01:38:23,505 --> 01:38:25,370
You shut it.

1438
01:38:25,541 --> 01:38:29,568
Or I'll do you myself,
you poisonous little toad.

1439
01:38:29,945 --> 01:38:33,881
Don't hurt me, Arch. I'm only little.

1440
01:38:34,783 --> 01:38:36,580
Get out.

1441
01:38:37,753 --> 01:38:40,620
- Roll them out.
- Daddy.

1442
01:38:41,824 --> 01:38:44,224
Nice wheels.

1443
01:38:46,095 --> 01:38:47,824
Sorry about the painting.

1444
01:38:47,997 --> 01:38:51,091
I needed the cash
for a bit of the old dusty show biz.

1445
01:38:51,700 --> 01:38:52,724
So it's gone now.

1446
01:38:52,902 --> 01:38:55,700
Lost to the world
of degenerate, stoned no-hopers.

1447
01:38:55,871 --> 01:38:58,362
Never to be seen again
by the eye of a clean soul.

1448
01:39:00,809 --> 01:39:05,212
What are you, boy, if you are not poison?

1449
01:39:08,617 --> 01:39:11,848
Your dad couldn't even bear
to look at you.

1450
01:39:12,288 --> 01:39:15,223
So no wonder he fucked off
and left me to pick up the pieces.

1451
01:39:16,058 --> 01:39:18,424
But that wasn't enough for you.

1452
01:39:18,594 --> 01:39:21,654
You had to push your mom
into a bottle of pills...

1453
01:39:21,830 --> 01:39:23,695
...and a house full of nutters.

1454
01:39:23,866 --> 01:39:28,929
And all she got there
was a hot bath and a cold razor.

1455
01:39:29,505 --> 01:39:31,029
Why?

1456
01:39:32,508 --> 01:39:35,875
Because you're poison, John, that's why.

1457
01:39:38,347 --> 01:39:39,814
What can I say?

1458
01:39:39,982 --> 01:39:43,145
I'm a junkie, crackhead, no-gooder.

1459
01:39:43,319 --> 01:39:46,117
You should never have wasted
your money on that school.

1460
01:39:46,288 --> 01:39:47,585
Archy, get him out of here.

1461
01:39:49,124 --> 01:39:50,955
I've had enough of him.

1462
01:39:51,126 --> 01:39:53,890
I don't trust myself. Use someone else.

1463
01:39:55,731 --> 01:39:58,825
It's a gathering. I love a gathering.

1464
01:39:59,001 --> 01:40:02,664
Look. It's Mumbles, One Two.

1465
01:40:03,305 --> 01:40:07,537
Handsome Bob, all the old faces today.

1466
01:40:07,710 --> 01:40:10,770
And it was all going so well.

1467
01:40:11,513 --> 01:40:13,003
Except for Archy.

1468
01:40:14,683 --> 01:40:15,911
Had to ruin the day.

1469
01:40:18,787 --> 01:40:20,880
I was gonna tell him
a story about you, Daddy.

1470
01:40:22,257 --> 01:40:25,192
I thought I'd tell him the story
about how you grassed him up.

1471
01:40:25,361 --> 01:40:27,454
Whoa, fuck!

1472
01:40:27,629 --> 01:40:32,089
Fucking hell, Len. Calm down.

1473
01:40:32,368 --> 01:40:33,528
Now, give us that.

1474
01:40:34,470 --> 01:40:36,938
That wasn't one of your best shots,
was it now, Daddy?

1475
01:40:37,706 --> 01:40:40,197
If you wanted to shut me up,
it should've been higher.

1476
01:40:40,376 --> 01:40:42,708
- Danny, come here.
- You're only 6 feet away.

1477
01:40:42,878 --> 01:40:44,140
Come here.

1478
01:40:46,181 --> 01:40:49,446
You get rid of him, Danny,
you understand?

1479
01:40:49,618 --> 01:40:51,813
Get rid of him.

1480
01:40:56,392 --> 01:40:59,953
You don't know
how much trouble you've caused...

1481
01:41:00,129 --> 01:41:04,657
...but please understand
that I will kill you very slowly...

1482
01:41:04,833 --> 01:41:07,631
...if you don't tell me where my...

1483
01:41:07,803 --> 01:41:09,327
Hey, Archy.

1484
01:41:10,906 --> 01:41:12,305
The address is in my jacket.

1485
01:41:12,474 --> 01:41:14,908
I wouldn't mess you around, Archy,
it's in my jacket.

1486
01:41:23,585 --> 01:41:25,348
What does it say?

1487
01:41:34,830 --> 01:41:37,128
You want to know what it says, Len?

1488
01:41:39,735 --> 01:41:45,002
Funny thing about the law,
it can be quite flexible.

1489
01:41:45,774 --> 01:41:48,004
Because every time an informer...

1490
01:41:48,177 --> 01:41:51,977
...finds himself in front of a judge,
a secret letter...

1491
01:41:52,147 --> 01:41:56,140
...stands witness
as to the cooperation and efficiency...

1492
01:41:56,318 --> 01:41:57,683
<i>...of that informer.</i>

1493
01:41:57,853 --> 01:42:01,289
And if that informer
provides adequate information...

1494
01:42:01,457 --> 01:42:06,156
...then that dog of dogs
is magically released.

1495
01:42:06,328 --> 01:42:08,956
A sort of get-out-of-jail-free card.

1496
01:42:09,131 --> 01:42:10,860
And it comes with a very good alibi.

1497
01:42:11,767 --> 01:42:14,600
Now, you give us the names
of the people you want put down...

1498
01:42:14,770 --> 01:42:16,670
...and we'll get them the long sentences.

1499
01:42:16,839 --> 01:42:19,706
You can appear to reduce those terms
through your contacts.

1500
01:42:19,875 --> 01:42:24,005
We'll make you look like a fucking
guardian angel to the underworld.

1501
01:42:24,980 --> 01:42:26,004
Trusted throughout.

1502
01:42:26,181 --> 01:42:29,048
The only evidence
that will ever remain of this deal...

1503
01:42:29,218 --> 01:42:31,186
...comes in the form
of a very exclusive...

1504
01:42:31,353 --> 01:42:34,186
...and hard-to-come-by legal document
called a secret dept.

1505
01:42:34,356 --> 01:42:38,224
As in deposition or handlers sheet.

1506
01:42:39,328 --> 01:42:41,592
Of course, the informer
always uses a false name.

1507
01:42:41,763 --> 01:42:43,196
What name do you like?

1508
01:42:43,365 --> 01:42:44,662
- Johnny?
- Tommy?

1509
01:42:44,833 --> 01:42:47,324
You can have
Elvis fucking Presley if you fancy.

1510
01:42:47,503 --> 01:42:50,370
But I've seen this name
many times over the last 20 years.

1511
01:42:51,006 --> 01:42:52,200
<i>And I always wondered...</i>

1512
01:42:52,374 --> 01:42:55,366
Who is this Sidney Shaw, Len?

1513
01:42:56,278 --> 01:42:57,540
Nothing to do with you.

1514
01:42:57,713 --> 01:43:00,238
- What name do you like the sound of?
- I like Sidney.

1515
01:43:00,782 --> 01:43:02,113
I like the sound of that.

1516
01:43:02,284 --> 01:43:05,276
Sidney Shaw. Sounds a bit like an actor.

1517
01:43:05,454 --> 01:43:07,888
You're free to go, Mr. Sidney Shaw.

1518
01:43:08,056 --> 01:43:09,853
No, they're setting me up, Archy.

1519
01:43:11,693 --> 01:43:15,629
You are a very dirty bastard, Sidney.

1520
01:43:16,698 --> 01:43:18,928
You are a very dirty bastard indeed.

1521
01:43:20,669 --> 01:43:22,899
Cut that lot free,
get them out of here now.

1522
01:43:23,172 --> 01:43:25,436
No need to worry just yet, fellas.

1523
01:43:25,607 --> 01:43:28,576
Nothing's gonna happen
while we're standing in the lift.

1524
01:43:28,977 --> 01:43:31,571
They'd have to carry
the corpses over to the cars...

1525
01:43:31,747 --> 01:43:33,977
...and that's too much like hard work.

1526
01:43:34,483 --> 01:43:38,419
<i>In about two minutes from now,
when we're all walking along happily...</i>

1527
01:43:38,587 --> 01:43:42,284
...Danny boy over there is gonna turn
and pop me two in the head.

1528
01:43:45,227 --> 01:43:47,627
Then one in the throat just to be sure.

1529
01:43:49,231 --> 01:43:51,495
You shouldn't have
brought me here, fellas.

1530
01:43:51,667 --> 01:43:53,498
<i>You're just gonna end up as witnesses.</i>

1531
01:43:55,437 --> 01:43:57,735
Once they've "dealt" with us...

1532
01:43:58,941 --> 01:44:01,842
...they're gonna put our corpses
in the boot of a stolen car...

1533
01:44:02,010 --> 01:44:05,002
<i>...and pour 6 gallons of petrol on top.</i>

1534
01:44:05,180 --> 01:44:08,115
I can let your imagination fill in the rest.

1535
01:44:10,485 --> 01:44:12,953
But see now, Danny boy is rattled.

1536
01:44:14,289 --> 01:44:15,847
Because he knows that you know.

1537
01:44:16,024 --> 01:44:20,154
So he's gonna fire.

1538
01:44:38,914 --> 01:44:41,940
Mickey, pass me the gun.

1539
01:44:42,117 --> 01:44:44,950
Quickly. Quickly, Mickey.

1540
01:44:45,120 --> 01:44:48,385
Don't worry, he can't defend himself,
he's got no head.

1541
01:45:00,669 --> 01:45:02,330
May I please have some help, fellas?

1542
01:45:07,776 --> 01:45:09,175
Put your fucking hands up.

1543
01:45:19,254 --> 01:45:21,882
I think we should get out of here,
don't you, John?

1544
01:45:30,832 --> 01:45:32,766
Make the deal, come on.

1545
01:45:32,934 --> 01:45:36,461
Turn them in. It's not like
the first time you done it, is it?

1546
01:45:39,541 --> 01:45:42,169
Michael Finny, 10 years.

1547
01:45:43,478 --> 01:45:44,877
- Fred the Head.
- Fred the Head.

1548
01:45:45,047 --> 01:45:47,607
<i>Give him a five,
for a bank job he's about to pull.</i>

1549
01:45:47,783 --> 01:45:50,274
Here's the time and here's the place.

1550
01:45:50,452 --> 01:45:52,420
Frazier Nash, 15 years.

1551
01:45:52,587 --> 01:45:55,579
<i>One Two, just a two-stretch
to calm the flash fucker down.</i>

1552
01:45:56,458 --> 01:46:00,087
Cousin Ronnie got six years
because of you, you bastard.

1553
01:46:00,262 --> 01:46:02,787
<i>Mumbles thinks he's a clever boy,
so give him a three.</i>

1554
01:46:03,532 --> 01:46:05,898
Byron Dexter, eight years.

1555
01:46:06,068 --> 01:46:08,559
The Jew twins, 14 years.

1556
01:46:10,105 --> 01:46:13,438
The Jew twins, 14 years.

1557
01:46:13,608 --> 01:46:19,137
Archy, he's as loyal as a dog,
but he's getting a bit greedy. Four years.

1558
01:46:19,748 --> 01:46:20,942
<i>Four years for Archy.</i>

1559
01:46:22,217 --> 01:46:26,881
And of course me, Archy,
four long fucking years.

1560
01:46:38,333 --> 01:46:42,292
<i>There is no spring without a winter.</i>

1561
01:46:42,571 --> 01:46:45,165
<i>No life without death.</i>

1562
01:46:45,507 --> 01:46:47,771
<i>And the demise of Lenny
has blown a new season...</i>

1563
01:46:47,943 --> 01:46:50,605
<i>...into the lungs of young Johnny.</i>

1564
01:46:52,914 --> 01:46:56,850
<i>Goodbye, Mr. Sidney Shaw.</i>

1565
01:46:59,654 --> 01:47:03,522
Well, it looks like that clinic
sorted you right out, Johnny boy.

1566
01:47:07,195 --> 01:47:08,321
You feeling better?

1567
01:47:09,498 --> 01:47:12,592
Well, I was. Until I saw youse twos.

1568
01:47:13,435 --> 01:47:17,132
I'm clean now. Straight, I gave it all up.

1569
01:47:17,305 --> 01:47:18,704
All but these little bastards.

1570
01:47:20,742 --> 01:47:22,175
Come on, give us a cuddle.

1571
01:47:24,079 --> 01:47:25,842
Welcome home.

1572
01:47:27,249 --> 01:47:30,548
- Give us your money, Arch.
- No, I can do better than that.

1573
01:47:30,719 --> 01:47:34,120
Turbo, show him
his welcome-home present.

1574
01:47:34,289 --> 01:47:36,689
What, you got me another coffin?

1575
01:47:39,294 --> 01:47:41,524
Goodbye, cruel world.

1576
01:47:44,299 --> 01:47:48,167
Now, I know how much you like the art, I
thought that would look good on your wall.

1577
01:47:48,570 --> 01:47:51,471
Someone's been telling you stories, Arch.

1578
01:47:51,807 --> 01:47:53,638
Now, that must've been expensive.

1579
01:47:54,509 --> 01:47:58,343
As it happens, it did cost
a very wealthy Russian an arm and a leg.

1580
01:48:00,749 --> 01:48:02,842
I see your music's back in the charts.

1581
01:48:03,018 --> 01:48:04,918
Well, that was when I was a RocknRolla.

1582
01:48:05,086 --> 01:48:06,644
Why, what you gonna be now, John?

1583
01:48:07,956 --> 01:48:09,924
You wanna watch out...

1584
01:48:11,193 --> 01:48:13,525
...because I'm gonna be
just like you, uncle.

1585
01:48:13,695 --> 01:48:18,189
Now I'm gonna be a real RocknRolla.