1 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:39,288 Never thought that I'd be fighting you 2 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:43,668 But you stole my heart You cheated and lied 3 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:50,174 You weren't in my corner You weren't on my side 4 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:52,343 The gloves are off 5 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:55,638 You hit below the belt 6 00:00:55,806 --> 00:01:01,144 Now it's timeout, baby And they've rung the bell 7 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,188 I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover 8 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:07,108 But if you run, then run for cover 9 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:10,653 Fight for your love Yeah 10 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,872 When it's round two, girl 11 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,207 Turn this up! Now! Good. 12 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,293 I get a knockout punch 13 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,670 With this heartfelt song 14 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,508 I know when I count you down from 1 0 15 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:38,723 I'll find you in my loving arms again 16 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:44,645 The gloves are off You hit below the belt 17 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:50,234 Now it's timeout, baby And they've rung the bell 18 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:53,321 I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover 19 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,365 But if you run, then run for cover 20 00:01:56,533 --> 00:02:00,369 Fight for your love Yeah 21 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,312 I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover 22 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,190 But if you run, then run for cover 23 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:32,819 Fight for your love Yeah 24 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:47,041 Whoa, nobody caught me. That was lame. 25 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,252 I don't think he's moving. 26 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:03,933 He is a lazy freeloader and it's time for all this dysfunction to stop. 27 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:06,185 Can't we just do this later? 28 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:09,105 I mean, you know how he gets in the morning. 29 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:13,442 Ned, aren't you tired of letting people push you around? 30 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,278 Yes. 31 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,614 Then get in there and do it. 32 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,954 What? What is it? 33 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:29,333 Dewey, hey, it's the first of the month, and 34 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,752 I'd like your share of the rent now. 35 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,629 Man, you know I don't have it. 36 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:36,465 You wake me up for that? Come on, man ! 37 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,634 Sorry. 38 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:45,182 Dewey, I mean, you owe me a lot of money as it is. 39 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,143 Yeah, try $2,200. 40 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:50,146 Okay, you guys, 41 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:54,150 the band is about to hit it big time. We'll win Battle of the Bands. 42 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:59,155 When I'm rolling in Benjamins, I'll throw you and your dog a bone. Good night. 43 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,992 -Your band has never made two cents. -Patty, come on, I'm on this. 44 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:07,079 Oh, you're on this? You're on this? He's walking all over you. 45 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,332 Mommy, could we please talk about this later? 46 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,669 No, we can't talk about it later because we have to go to work. 47 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:17,173 We have jobs. We contribute to society. All right? 48 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:20,593 I am an assistant to the mayor of the city. "Hello!" 49 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:24,305 What? Can you get her out of here, please? Why? Why her? 50 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,183 And Ned has the most important job there is. 51 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:28,768 Temping? 52 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,771 Dewey, a substitute teacher is not a temp. 53 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,440 -He's a babysitter. -Think it's so easy? 54 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,234 I'd like to see you try. You wouldn't last a day. 55 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,570 Dude, I service society by rocking. 56 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:42,448 I'm out there liberating people with my music. 57 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:45,117 Rocking ain't no walk in the park, lady. 58 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,411 All right, this is useless, all right? 59 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:51,582 Tell him if he doesn't come up with the rent by the end of the week, 60 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,042 he's out of here. 61 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,212 Dewey, I'm not paying your share of the rent, so 62 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:59,465 maybe you should sell one of your guitars or something. 63 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,591 What? 64 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:04,136 Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars? 65 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:08,474 Oh, my God. He's an idiot. 66 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,979 Dude, I've been mooching off you for years 67 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,440 and it was never a problem until she showed up. Dump her. 68 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:19,235 If you don't come up with some money, she'll dump me. 69 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:22,405 Really? That would be good. She's a nightmare. 70 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,157 Come on. I may never have another girlfriend. 71 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:29,954 I mean, just come on. Come up with some money, please. Please. 72 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,165 Okay. For you. Not for her, man. For you. 73 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,292 Thank you. 74 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,671 Heal me I'm heartsick 75 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:39,797 D minor. 76 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:45,177 I'm hungry And A minor, G, on you 77 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,303 Heal my heart 78 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,513 Hey! What's up? 79 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,932 ls that a new song? Who's this guy? 80 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,310 We're taking the Battle of the Bands seriously this year. 81 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,188 Good, because I need the money. Now, listen. 82 00:05:56,314 --> 00:06:00,735 If we're gonna win this thing, we gotta actually start playing some music. 83 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,528 I agree. You're fired. 84 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,323 Your lyrics, now don't take this the wrong way, Theo, are lame. 85 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:10,119 But I've been sitting on some awesome material, so. . . 86 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,121 Did you hear what I said? 87 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,664 We voted. 88 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,416 You're out. 89 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,877 This is Spider. He's replacing you. 90 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,837 What's up, dog? 91 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,967 I was gonna tell you last night, but you passed out, man. 92 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,888 You're gonna kick me out of the band? You're gonna fire me? 93 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:32,558 -It's my band. I brought us together. -Theo wanted you out. 94 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:37,146 -There's nothing I could do. -Shut up, man. You voted him out, too. 95 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,065 Dewey, listen to me. 96 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,067 You're a good guitar player, 97 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:46,280 but it's the 20-minute solos, it's the stage dives. 98 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:50,076 We're trying to land a record deal here, man, and you're an embarrassment. 99 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,370 Read between the lines, Theo. 100 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:56,040 Read between the lines! 101 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:59,043 Dewey, man, I hope this doesn't come between us. 102 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,045 Like, I care about you, man. 103 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:04,381 You guys, you know what? You're nuts. You're all nuts. 104 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:08,344 You've been focused so hard on making it, you forgot about one thing. 105 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:12,556 It's called the music. And I don't even care. You know what? So what. 106 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,060 I don't wanna hang out with wannabe corporate sell-outs. 107 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:19,563 I'm gonna form my own band. We're gonna start a revolution. 108 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:24,151 And you're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass. 109 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,454 I feel sorry for you guys. 110 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,378 Yes. 111 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:47,883 Yeah, it's a 1 968 Gibson SG, mint condish. 112 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,553 No. 113 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,305 That's all? Well, that's a mistake. 114 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,183 No, Hendrix played this guitar. 115 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,144 Hello? 116 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,071 -Yeah? -Is this Mr Schneebly? 117 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,573 No, he's not here. 118 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:14,493 -Could you take a message for me? -Yeah. 119 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,745 Hi. My name's Rosalie Mullins. 120 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:21,083 I'm the principal at Horace Green Prep. We're having a little emergency. 121 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:24,378 One of our teachers broke her leg this morning 122 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,881 and all of our subs are already working. 123 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:31,135 Pat Wickam at Milton Prep recommended I call Mr Schneebly. 124 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,095 Do you know if he's available? 125 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,433 -How long is the gig? -Excuse me? 126 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,768 How long is the job? 127 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,729 As much as a few weeks, 128 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:44,231 but we need somebody to start immediately. 129 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,109 So how much are we talking here? 130 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,946 We pay our substitutes 650 a week. 131 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:54,283 Now, do you know when Mr Schneebly will be back? 132 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,744 Hold on a sec. Oh, you know what? 133 00:08:56,912 --> 00:09:01,123 I think he's just coming in right. . . Ned, phone! 134 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:10,132 Hello, this is Ned Schneebly. 135 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:25,022 Pat faxed me your résumé. It's very impressive. 136 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:29,109 We've never been in a bind like this before, so thank you so much. 137 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:32,613 So how's this gonna work? Are you gonna pay me up front? 138 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:33,989 I don't understand. 139 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,909 It'd be really great if I could get paid in cash. 140 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,036 Oh, well, we don't do that. 141 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:43,332 When you cut my cheque, make it payable to Dewey Finn, for tax reasons. 142 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:47,586 You can discuss all of that with Candace at the end of the day. 143 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:48,879 When's the end of the day? 144 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:52,007 We commence at 8. 1 5, school lets out at 3.00. 145 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,843 You know what? 146 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:59,515 Do you think I could cut out a little early today? I got some stuff I gotta do. 147 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,310 It's cool. I can stay. 148 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,355 Mr Schneebly, 149 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,942 this is considered the best elementary school in the state, 150 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,737 and we maintain that by adhering to a strict code of conduct, 151 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,322 faculty included. 152 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,908 Don't worry about me. I'm a hard-ass. 153 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:21,328 If a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking him. 154 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,124 No, no. We don't use corporal punishment here. 155 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,668 Okay, so just verbal abuse? 156 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:32,631 If you have any problems with any students, send them to me. 157 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,800 -I will do the disciplining. -Check. 158 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,849 Children. 159 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:45,269 Please take your seats. 160 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,980 I'd like to introduce Miss Dunham's substitute. 161 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,734 This is Mr Schneebly. 162 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,904 Why don't you write your name on the board? 163 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,073 Yes, I will. 164 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:11,128 You know what? Why don't you all just call me Mr S? 165 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,342 Mr S has never taught here at Horace Green, 166 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,595 so I want you all to be on your best behaviour. 167 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,723 So the curriculum is on the desk. 168 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:26,352 -And do you have any questions? -Yeah, when's lunch? 169 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,397 The children just had their lunch. 170 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,775 ls there anything else you need? 171 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,155 I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for moulding. 172 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,617 All right, then. Well, thanks again. You saved the day. 173 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,710 Okay, who's got food in here? 174 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,883 You're not gonna get in trouble. I'm hungry. 175 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,055 You. What do you got? 176 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,146 That's what I'm talking about. 177 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:19,113 Okay. Teach. Teach. Teach. 178 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,449 All right, look, here's the deal. 179 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,953 I've got a hangover. Who knows what that means? 180 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:30,874 -Doesn't that mean you're drunk? -No. It means I was drunk yesterday. 181 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,420 -It means you're an alcoholic. -Wrong. 182 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,423 You wouldn't come to work hung-over unless you were. 183 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,508 Dude, you got a disease. 184 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,804 -What's your name? -Freddy Jones. 185 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,806 Freddy Jones, shut up. 186 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,475 Shut up. 187 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,520 The point is, you all can just chill today. 188 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,523 We'll start on this crapola tomorrow. 189 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:59,027 -Yes, Tinker Bell? -Summer. 190 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,282 As class factotum, first I'd like to just say welcome to Horace Green. 191 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,160 -Thank you. -Any questions about our schedule? 192 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,329 Because usually now Miss Dunham teaches vocabulary, 193 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:13,167 then gives us a pop quiz, then splits us up into reading groups. 194 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,419 -Track B is. . . -Okay, hey, hey, hey. 195 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,131 Miss Dumbum ain't your teacher today, I am. 196 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,216 And I got a headache and the runs. 197 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,510 So I say time for recess. 198 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:27,473 But, Mr S, that poster charts everyone's performance. 199 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,392 We get stars when we master the material covered. 200 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,770 How do we get gold stars if we just have recess? 201 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:37,733 -What are these black dots here? -Demerits. 202 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,573 What kind of a sick school is this? 203 00:13:55,376 --> 00:14:01,215 As long as I'm here, there will be no grades or gold stars or demerits. 204 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,217 We're gonna have recess all the time. 205 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:07,095 But Miss Dunham only gives us recess for 1 5 minutes. . . 206 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:11,475 You're not hearing me, girl. I'm in charge now, okay? 207 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,436 And I say recess. 208 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,898 Go. Play and have fun now. 209 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,608 Nice. 210 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,446 Now, you don't want me to have to call your parents, do you? 211 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:30,285 It's all right, Emily, don't cry. Just try to be a bit more conscientious. 212 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,037 Would you like a hug? 213 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,875 I'll be good, I swear! 214 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,587 All right, well, that's fine, Emily. You're excused. 215 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,521 Yes! We did it. We did it. Come on. 216 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:01,483 Give me some. Give me some. Give me some. Give me some of that. 217 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,654 I will see you cats on the flip-flop. Later! 218 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,699 I heard she slipped in the bathroom. 219 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,994 Yes, but we've got a wonderful new substitute 220 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,162 who comes very highly recommended. 221 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:18,500 -Mr Schneebly? Mr Schneebly? -Yeah ! 222 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,419 Hold on, buddy! 223 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,511 Oh, my God. You've gotta be kidding me. 224 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,556 Oh, man, this guy sucks, man. 225 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,476 -Here, call him. -Call him? Yeah, right. 226 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,698 Okay. Yes, you can be in my band. 227 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,075 But, Ned, no power plays, man. 228 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,995 I've got vision up the butt, so just go with it. 229 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,913 No, thanks. 230 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,541 You're not a teacher, Ned. 231 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,710 You're the cross-dressing, blood-sucking 232 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,211 incubus from Maggot Death. 233 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,671 That's the real you. 234 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,633 Dewey, I'm not a satanic sex god any more. 235 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,719 I'm a working stiff. And that's cool. 236 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,764 -She's got you brainwashed. -I'm working. 237 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,350 That's terrific. But who are you, babe? 238 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,809 This is my apartment, babe. 239 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,480 Not if you don't pay your rent, it's not. Get a job. 240 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:25,734 I got a job. I'll have rent by the end of the week. Go tell the mayor. 241 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,363 -You got a job. Doing what? -I do what Ned does. Temping. 242 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:33,742 I'm not a temp. I'm a sub. And soon I'll be a certified teacher. 243 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:38,664 Come on, man ! One show, $20,000 prize, we split it 60/40. 244 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,249 Grab your bass and come back to the garage. 245 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,919 I mean, don't you miss rocking out? 246 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:47,381 If you think anyone is gonna be in a band with you, 247 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,716 you're more delusional than I thought. 248 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:54,346 Dewey, you know, maybe it's time to give up those dreams. 249 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:58,725 I did, and things are going really great for me. 250 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,621 Are you gonna teach us anything or are we just gonna sit here? 251 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,041 Just do whatever you want. 252 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,630 -I want to learn from my teacher. -Besides that. 253 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,758 Freddy, what do you like to do? 254 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,010 I don't know. Burn stuff. 255 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,098 Just go out and have recess. 256 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:43,562 My parents don't spend $1 5,000 a year for recess. 257 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,816 -You want to learn something? -Yes, I do. 258 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,985 You want me to teach you something? 259 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,487 All right, here's a useful lesson for you. 260 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,365 Give up. Just quit. 261 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,869 Because in this life, you can't win. 262 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:03,165 Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, 263 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,625 because the world is run by The Man. 264 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,169 -Who? -The Man. 265 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,503 Oh, you don't know The Man? 266 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,589 Well, he's everywhere. 267 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:14,259 In the White House, down the hall. Miss Mullins, she's The Man. 268 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:19,014 And The Man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon, 269 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,350 and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank. 270 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:26,855 There used to be a way to stick it to The Man. It was called rock 'n' roll. 271 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,857 But guess what. Oh, no. 272 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:32,360 The Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! 273 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,654 So don't waste your time 274 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,616 trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome. 275 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:41,661 The Man's just gonna call you a fat, washed-up loser and crush your soul. 276 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,039 So do yourselves a favour and just give up! 277 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,255 Mr Schneebly, it's after 1 0:00. 278 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,884 On Tuesdays the children have music class now. 279 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,553 Right. Okay. Good work, people. 280 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:03,141 We will continue with our lecture on The Man when we return. 281 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,726 Have a good music class. 282 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,286 Mr S, what's going on? 283 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,332 I heard you in music class. 284 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,834 You guys can really play. 285 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,629 Why didn't anyone tell me? You. 286 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,839 -What's your name? -Zack. 287 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,633 -You play the guitar? -Yeah. 288 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:00,759 Okay, come here. 289 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,681 -Ever play electric guitar? -My dad won't let me. 290 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,684 -He thinks it's a waste of time. -A waste of. . . 291 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,188 Try this one. 292 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,067 Okay, here's a guitar pick. 293 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:20,487 You pluck along with me, okay? If you can. 294 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,891 Yes. 295 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,074 Yes! 296 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,745 Okay, you stay right there. Don't move. 297 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,707 Piano man, front and centre. 298 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,167 -What's your name? -Lawrence. 299 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,629 Lawrence, you ever played keyboards? Any techno? 300 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:23,049 -No, I only play piano. -Okay. All right, fair enough. 301 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,970 Try this out for me, okay? Just give this a try on my count. 302 00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:29,723 One, two, three, four. 303 00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:33,393 Yes. 304 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,398 Come on, come on Come on, come on 305 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,650 Now touch me, babe 306 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,403 Can't you see that I am not afraid? 307 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:48,867 Lawrence is good at piano 308 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:52,120 He shall be rocking in my show 309 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:55,999 Stop. That's perfect. You're perfect. Stay right there, okay? 310 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:59,169 You. Could you come up here, please? 311 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,087 -What was your name? -Katie. 312 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,923 What was that big thing you were playing today? 313 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,383 Cello. 314 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:08,136 This is a bass guitar. It's exactly the same, 315 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:13,224 but instead of playing like this, you tip it on the side, "chello", you've got a bass. 316 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,809 Try it on. 317 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:19,147 Okay, now play this note right here. That's a G. 318 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,150 Okay, but let your fingers do the rocking. 319 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,444 Keep that G coming all day long. 320 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,987 G, G, G, G, G, G 321 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,657 Good. Stop. Are there any drummers in the house? 322 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:33,495 -I play percussion. -You couldn't play anything else. 323 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,038 -Shut up! -Come here, dude. 324 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:43,338 Just see if you can do what I do. Just give it a try. 325 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:49,177 Okay? Give that a try. 326 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,184 Okay! 327 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:59,145 That's really good. Just stay right here. 328 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:03,858 All right, okay. Lawrence, give me a G note. 329 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,028 With the fifth above it. 330 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,448 And the middle one. No middle one, I changed my mind. 331 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,075 Now go an octave below. 332 00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:14,369 Now give me some rhythm. 333 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,247 And keep that same rhythm. Go. 334 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,707 Katie, remember that note, the G? 335 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:23,753 Play it, but also keep it rocking. Good. 336 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,005 Okay, give me like a. . . Like a. . . 337 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,803 That's bad. That's like George of the Jungle. 338 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,889 Play it up here on the cymbal, but really light. 339 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:38,226 Oh, that's it! Okay, keep going with that. 340 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,813 You remember this thing I taught you a minute ago? 341 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,067 Yes! Yes! 342 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:50,071 All right, let's go! 343 00:24:56,537 --> 00:25:01,541 Stop. You guys, stop messing around. We've got a lot of work to do. 344 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:06,462 Okay, people, pay attention, because I do not want to have to fail you. 345 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:09,048 I thought you didn't believe in grades. 346 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:13,344 Of course I believe in grades. I was testing you. You passed. 347 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:16,222 Good work, Summer. Four-and-a-half stars for you. 348 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:20,935 Now, listen, normal kids would have been stoked to slack off, 349 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:24,480 but not you guys, 'cause you're not normal. You're special. 350 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,941 Because you guys have the right attitude, 351 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:30,278 I think it's time we started our new class project. 352 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,905 -A science project? -No. 353 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:35,950 It's called "Rock Band". 354 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,953 -ls this a school project? -Yes. 355 00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:40,371 And it's a requirement. 356 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,458 It may sound easy, but nothing could be harder. 357 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:49,047 It will test your head and your mind and your brain, too. 358 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,299 Will other schools be competing? 359 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,093 You could say that. 360 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,846 You could say that every school in the state 361 00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:59,140 will be competing for the top prize. 362 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,808 What's the prize? 363 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:06,314 A win will go on your permanent record. Hello, Harvard, yo. 364 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:10,151 We're not supposed to get started until next quarter, 365 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:14,072 but I think we should get a leg up on the competition, don't you? 366 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,531 I do. 367 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:18,618 -Who else wants to go for the gold? -I do. 368 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:22,372 All right. But if anyone finds out, we'll be disqualified. 369 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:25,583 So let's just keep it on the down-low, shall we? 370 00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,419 -Can we tell our parents? -No! Trust me. 371 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,713 They don't want to know. Keep it zipped. 372 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:34,342 All right, you guys, let's kick it into overdrive. 373 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,344 What are the rest of us supposed to do? 374 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:40,181 You just sit back and enjoy the magic of rock. 375 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,558 You mean we're not in the band? 376 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,521 Now, hold up now. 377 00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:51,025 Just 'cause you're not in the band doesn't mean you're not in the band. 378 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:53,569 We need back-up singers. Who can sing? 379 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,031 You, sing. 380 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,616 The sun'll come out tomorrow 381 00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:00,368 Yes. 382 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:04,038 Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow... 383 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:08,626 Stop. You've got it, and I don't even know what it is, but you've got it. 384 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:12,213 And that's why you're in the band. You, sing. 385 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:17,218 Amazing grace 386 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:21,931 How sweet the sound 387 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,308 That saved... 388 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,809 Stop, before I start crying. 389 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:28,146 I found the missing ingredient. You're in the band. 390 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,732 -I can sing. -You can? 391 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:32,942 All right, Summer, belt it. 392 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:36,988 Memory All alone in the moonlight... 393 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,781 Stop. Stop. Okay. 394 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,242 Good. That's pretty good. All right. 395 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:44,704 -I can also play clarinet. -I'll find something for you. 396 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:49,375 When we get back from lunch, I'll assign the rest of you killer positions. 397 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,591 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 398 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,384 -There we go. -Thank you. 399 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,094 You're welcome. 400 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:11,189 -Mr Schneebly? -Yeah? 401 00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:12,648 Hey, what's up? 402 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:16,444 -I don't think I should be in the band. -Why not? 403 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:20,073 I'm not cool enough. People in bands are cool. I'm not cool. 404 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,952 Dude, you are cool. The way you play. Why do you say you're not cool? 405 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,247 Nobody ever talks to me. 406 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,750 Well, those days are over, buddy. 407 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,669 You could be the ugliest sad sack on the planet, 408 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:37,298 but if you're in a rocking band, you're the cat's pyjamas. 409 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,259 -You're the bee's knees. -Bee's knees? 410 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,095 Yeah, the bee's knees. 411 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:44,222 You'll be the most popular guy in school. 412 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,474 Okay. I'll do it. 413 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:52,230 Now, listen. This is a big commitment. Don't say yes if you're gonna flake out. 414 00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,690 -I won't. -Larry, 415 00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:57,151 welcome to my world. 416 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:00,863 Boom. 417 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,534 Boom, a couple of these. Now, here. 418 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:08,788 Now give me a platform. Let's rock, let's rock today. 419 00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:10,289 Now do it to me. 420 00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,750 -Let's rock, let's rock today. -That's good. 421 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:14,085 Slap it. 422 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,754 Shoot it. 423 00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:17,964 Kaboot it. 424 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:21,509 We'll work on that later. It's a long shake. Get going. 425 00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,178 Good knuckle crack. 426 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:35,565 Lead guitar, 427 00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:38,359 Zack Attack. Take a seat. 428 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:42,989 On bass, Posh Spice. 429 00:29:43,157 --> 00:29:46,409 On keyboards, Mr Cool. 430 00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:49,328 And on drums, Spazzy McGee. 431 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:52,081 Okay, Blondie, Brace Face, 432 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,542 you're singing back-up. 433 00:29:55,210 --> 00:30:00,840 All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop, Fancy Pants, get over here. 434 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,550 You're on security detail. 435 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:05,761 Make sure no one outside knows what we're doing. 436 00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:07,763 The band's future depends on you. 437 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:11,726 Okay, your first mission, soundproofing this room. 438 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,853 Get on it. 439 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,230 Can I be the band stylist instead? 440 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,232 Of course you can, Fancy Pants. 441 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,236 Okay. Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub, 442 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,405 we are gonna have a lot of equipment. 443 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,866 We're talking amps, electric guitars, 444 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,911 maybe even lasers and smoke machines. 445 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,747 Now, your job is to master the transportation 446 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,166 and operation of this technology. 447 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:39,295 Without a first-rate roadie crew, we'll never have a psychedelic show, 448 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:41,297 and I can't live with that, okay? 449 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,258 I'm counting on you. Get going. Go. 450 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,427 All right. 451 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,596 You three, 452 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:52,600 groupies. And your job is simple. 453 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,477 Just worship the band. 454 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,564 You're gonna be making hats, you're gonna be making T-shirts, 455 00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:02,193 all kinds of merchandise, which leads me to your first assignment. 456 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,612 -Naming the band. -Yes. 457 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:07,281 All right. Sit down. 458 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:13,579 As for me, I will be singing lead vocal and shredding guitar. 459 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,791 Wait. Isn't this a student project? 460 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,795 -What's your point? -Are you supposed to be in the band? 461 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:25,132 What, you want to get rid of me? Why, because I'm old? 462 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,468 You hate teachers, is that what you're about? 463 00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:30,471 Okay, well, teachers like to play, too. 464 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:34,850 And not only am I gonna play, I'm el capitano, and what I say goes. 465 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,936 So put your hands over your hearts. 466 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:43,150 -I pledge allegiance. . . -I pledge allegiance. . . 467 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,736 -. . .to the band. . . -. . .to the band. . . 468 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,990 -. . .of Mr Schneebly. -. . .of Mr Schneebly. 469 00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:51,784 -And will not fight. . . -And will not fight. . . 470 00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:55,288 -. . .for creative control. -. . .for creative control. 471 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,498 And will defer to him on all issues 472 00:31:57,666 --> 00:32:00,293 related to the musical direction of the band. 473 00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:04,046 -And will defer to him. . . -Direction. . . 474 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:08,593 Let's get rocking ! 475 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:28,195 -Morning, Summer. -Groupie? 476 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:31,949 -What's the matter? -You want me to be a groupie? 477 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:35,911 -Groupie is an important job. -I researched groupies on the Internet. 478 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:38,039 They're sluts. They sleep with the band. 479 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:41,042 No. That's not true. They're like cheerleaders. 480 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:45,296 I don't want to be a cheerleader. Look, my mother is a room parent, 481 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:48,132 and she's not gonna be happy when she hears about this. 482 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:52,511 Okay, I didn't want to say this in front of the other kids, 483 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,889 but I made a special position just for you. 484 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,141 It's the most important job of all. 485 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,018 Band manager. 486 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,479 -Band manager? -Oh, yeah. 487 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:02,938 What's that? 488 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,900 I'm gonna be busy rocking out, so it's up to you 489 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:08,361 to make sure everyone is doing their job. 490 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:10,905 Summer, you're in charge of everything. 491 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,784 -Okay. -Okay. 492 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:19,955 All right, look alive. Listen up. 493 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:22,750 First thing you do when you start a band. . . 494 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:27,213 Mr Schneebly, before we start, shouldn't I first take attendance? 495 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,757 Okay, fine. 496 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,763 Okay. Now. 497 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,598 -Michelle? -Here. 498 00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:40,434 -Okay. And Marco? -Here. 499 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:44,063 Okay. Summer. Here. 500 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,440 -Let's see. Tomika? -We're all here. 501 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:52,738 The first thing you do when you start a band is talk about your influences. 502 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:56,951 That's how you figure out what kind of band to be. So who do you like? 503 00:33:57,661 --> 00:34:00,079 -Blondie? -Christina Aguilera. 504 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:03,082 Who? No. Come on. What? 505 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,960 -You, Shortstop. -Puff Daddy. 506 00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:09,463 -Wrong. Billy? -Liza Minnelli? 507 00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:11,966 What are you. . . You guys! 508 00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:14,385 This project is called "Rock Band". 509 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:17,138 I'm talking about bands that rock. 510 00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:19,598 Led Zeppelin. 511 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,273 Don't tell me you guys never got the Led out. 512 00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:29,650 Jimmy Page, Robert Plant? 513 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,027 Ring any bells? 514 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:33,988 What about Sabbath? 515 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:36,031 AC/DC? 516 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:37,992 Motorhead? 517 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,828 Oh, what do they teach in this place? 518 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:45,499 Summer, you're the class whatever, go to the board. 519 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,001 Factotum. 520 00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:49,503 "Factotor". 521 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,380 New schedule. 522 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:55,217 8. 1 5 to 1 0:00, Rock History. 523 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:59,889 1 0:00 to 1 1 :00, Rock Appreciation and Theory. 524 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,516 Then band practice till the end of the day. 525 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:05,019 -What about math? -No. Not important. 526 00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:07,188 -World cultures? -Not important. 527 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:10,357 We need to focus. Don't you wanna win this contest? 528 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:11,942 It's prestigious. 529 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,069 Question. 530 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,697 How are we being graded in all this? 531 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:21,410 Since I'm band manager, and I have the most responsibility, wouldn't. . . 532 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:26,165 Summer, if you grade-grub, I will send you back to the first grade. You got it? 533 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,794 -Back to your seat now. -Fine. 534 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:34,048 -What are we gonna play? -You don't have to worry about that. 535 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:36,926 We have awesome material, which I wrote. 536 00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:38,344 Let's hear it. 537 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:42,890 -What? -Let's hear your song. 538 00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:45,059 You wanna hear my song? 539 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:47,478 I'll play you my song, if you want. 540 00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:51,065 The thing is, I just want you to keep in mind, 541 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,400 I wrote it in, like, 1 5 minutes. 542 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:58,113 -It's not done. You might not like. . . -Just play the song, Schneebly. 543 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:02,660 Okay, I will sing it for you, but let me just get in the zone. 544 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:05,204 I was not planning on unveiling it, 545 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:08,082 but I will sing it. 546 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:12,586 Tip of the tongue, teeth and the lips. 547 00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:18,217 Okay. 548 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:19,802 It starts off, 549 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:22,012 a dark stage, 550 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,931 and then a beam of light, 551 00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:27,142 and you can see me and my guitar. 552 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,774 In the end of time 553 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:37,236 There was a man who knew the road 554 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:42,449 And the writing was written on the stone 555 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,786 And then a thin layer of fog comes in around my ankles. 556 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:49,582 Roadies, that means dry ice. We're gonna talk about this later. 557 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,459 In the ancient time 558 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,129 An artist led the way 559 00:36:55,255 --> 00:37:00,467 But no one seemed to understand 560 00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:02,845 Chimes, Freddy. 561 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:05,806 In his heart he knew 562 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:09,018 The artist must be true 563 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:13,981 But the legend of the rent was way past due 564 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,859 And then, Katie, you come in with the bass. 565 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:26,827 Well, you think you'll be just fine without me, but you're mine 566 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:29,830 You think you can kick me out of the band 567 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:32,666 And then, Zack, you come in with a face-melter. 568 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,004 Okay? 569 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,381 Well, there's just one problem there 570 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:42,009 The band is mine 571 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:46,972 How can you kick me out of what is mine? 572 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,474 And then. . . 573 00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:51,101 Hawaii Five-O. You ever see that show? 574 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,187 Okay, well, there's a drum solo in it that goes. . . 575 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:56,690 You're not hardcore 576 00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:58,692 Unless you live hardcore 577 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,195 And I want the back-up singers to be like. . . 578 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:04,031 Well, you're not hardcore No, you're not hardcore 579 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:07,034 Unless you live... Unless you live hardcore 580 00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:11,830 But the legend of the rent was way hardcore 581 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:14,583 Boom ! Big old explosion. 582 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,252 Some, like, confetti comes down. 583 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:20,339 That's all I got so far. It's a work in progress. 584 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:23,884 I liked it, Mr Schneebly. I thought it was really catchy. 585 00:38:25,387 --> 00:38:27,137 Thank you. 586 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:30,557 Mr S? We came up with some names for the band. 587 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:33,227 -Yeah? Hit me. -The Bumblebees? 588 00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:35,437 -No, it's sissy. -The Koala Bears? 589 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,898 What are you talking about? It's sissy. 590 00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:40,359 I need to speak with Principal Mullins. 591 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:43,237 Hey, Miss Mullins. Hello. How's it going? 592 00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:45,906 -How about "Pig Rectum"? -Michelle! 593 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:47,700 It's a science project. 594 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:52,246 Listen, Ros, I was thinking about organising a field trip. 595 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,748 -What do you think about that? -Well, 596 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:58,168 substitutes, as a rule, do not organise field trips. 597 00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:00,838 But I figure I'm gonna be here for a while. 598 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:03,924 Well, that remains to be seen. 599 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:06,552 -Have you met our other teachers? -No. 600 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,139 But the kids could learn by getting out of the classroom. 601 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:13,600 It's more complicated than that. There's safety issues. 602 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:17,187 Parents need to be notified. It's against school policy. 603 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,274 Mr S, I have a lot of ideas. 604 00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:23,736 How about everyone in magenta with beads and sequins? 605 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:26,572 Billy, I'm talking to Principal Mullins. 606 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:28,782 -Oh, hi. -William. 607 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:30,617 I'll make up some samples. 608 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:35,122 Everyone, this is Ned Schneebly. He's covering for Gail. 609 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:38,292 Gabe Green. He teaches second. Jane Lemmons, fourth. 610 00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:39,793 Bob's our PE teacher. 611 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:42,379 -Roberta's our librarian. -How do you do? 612 00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:45,215 -Care to join us, Mr Schneebly? -Yeah. 613 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:49,970 -Did I say that correctly? "Schneebly"? -Actually, it's "Schnayblay". 614 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,139 We were just discussing testing. 615 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:55,350 Which test do you find most effective, the TASS or the Wilson-Binet? 616 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:59,646 I say no testing, and I will tell you why, Joe. 617 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:02,816 -Gabe. -Gabe. I believe 618 00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:05,903 that the children are the future. 619 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:07,905 Now, you can teach them well, 620 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:10,324 but you have gotta let them lead the way. 621 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:13,327 Let the children's laughter 622 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,454 just remind us how we used to be. 623 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:18,540 That's what I decided long ago. 624 00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:21,168 Isn't that a song? 625 00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:25,464 No. I don't think so. No. 626 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,007 -No? -No, it isn't. 627 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,801 You sure? 628 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:37,851 So you think you'll be just fine without me, but you're mine 629 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:42,856 You think you can kick me out of the band 630 00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:47,361 Well, there's just one problem there 631 00:40:47,529 --> 00:40:50,447 The band is mine 632 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:54,701 How can you kick me out of what is mine? 633 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,203 Everybody. 634 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:59,456 -Because you're not hardcore -No, you're not hardcore 635 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:02,668 -Unless you live hardcore -Unless you live hardcore 636 00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:07,881 But the legend of the rent was way hardcore 637 00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:10,050 All right. Good. Stop. 638 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,010 Okay, Freddy, that was awesome. 639 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:14,721 You're rocking, but it's a little sloppy-joe. 640 00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:17,266 Tighten up the screws, okay? 641 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:20,686 Zack, dude, what's up with the stiffness, man? 642 00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:24,398 You're looking a little robotronic. Okay? 643 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,526 Let's grease up the hinges, and listen, 644 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:30,529 loosey-goosey, baby, loosey-goosey. 645 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:34,408 -I'm playing it the way you told me. -I know. It's perfect. 646 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:38,537 But rock is about the passion, man. Where's the joy? 647 00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:42,499 You're lead guitarist. We are counting on you for style, brother. 648 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:46,420 So try out this ancient technique. It's called "power stance". 649 00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:49,047 That's it. You own the universe. 650 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,717 Now, give me an E chord. Just go. . . 651 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:54,553 But let me hear. . . 652 00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:59,725 Yeah, now raise your goblet of rock. It's a toast to those who rock. 653 00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:03,353 Now smile and nod your head and let me see your eyeballs wide 654 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,772 like there's something wrong. Yeah ! 655 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,858 Do it again. Give me that. . . 656 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:12,654 That's what I'm talking about. Okay, let's do it again. 657 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:15,324 From "You're not hardcore". One, two, three. 658 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:18,327 -You're not hardcore -No, you're not hardcore 659 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:21,538 -Unless you live hardcore -Unless you live hardcore 660 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:26,293 And the legend of the rent was way hardcore 661 00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:28,962 Yeah ! Now we're rocking. 662 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:32,758 Your homework is to listen to some real music. Get inspired. 663 00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:35,135 For Blondie, Blondie. 664 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:38,472 For Lawrence, Yes. That's the name of the band. 665 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,308 Listen to the keyboard solo on Roundabout. 666 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:45,395 It will blow the classical music out your butt. 667 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:48,273 Okay, for you, Rush, 21 12. 668 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:52,402 Neil Peart, one of the great drummers of all time. Study up. 669 00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:56,782 -Are we gonna goof off every day? -We're not goofing off. 670 00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:58,700 We're creating musical fusion. 671 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:01,078 Are we gonna do that every day? 672 00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:03,622 Yeah. Get used to it. 673 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:07,918 Okay, and for you, Jimi Hendrix, Axis: Bold As Love. 674 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:11,838 -Are you psyched about the project? -Sure. 675 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:14,466 "Sure"? Hey. Wait. What's up? Are you. . . 676 00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:17,928 You're the lead guitarist of an unbelievable rock band. 677 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:20,806 -This is a dream come true for you. -Okay. 678 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,643 All right. I'll see you. 679 00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:28,188 -Mr S? -Hey, Tomika, what's up? 680 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:32,526 -I don't want to be a roadie. -Why not? It's an important job. 681 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:35,195 All right. Well. . . 682 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:37,614 You wanna be security? 683 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,533 I wanna be a singer. 684 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:41,535 A singer? 685 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,830 Okay. Sing me something. 686 00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:50,043 I can't let you be a singer if you can't sing. 687 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:54,548 You told me to leave you alone 688 00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:58,885 My papa said, "Come on home" 689 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:03,223 My doctor said, "Take it easy" 690 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:06,268 But your loving is much too strong 691 00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:11,398 I'm welded to your chain, chain, chain... 692 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:15,485 Oh, my goodness. Nice pipes, Tomika. 693 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:18,739 Why didn't you raise your hand when I was looking for singers? 694 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:20,699 You're in. 695 00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:25,078 Welcome aboard. Okay, perfect. Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon. 696 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:28,415 Listen to the vocal solo on The Great Gig in the Sky. 697 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:31,710 All right? All right. 698 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,763 Off to work. 699 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:44,765 Goodbye. 700 00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:57,319 You can play music after your homework, 701 00:44:57,487 --> 00:44:59,654 after your chores, but not until then. 702 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:03,658 Zack! Zack, do not walk away from me when I'm talking to you. 703 00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:05,744 It's very rude. All right? 704 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:08,622 Last thing. . . Guitar after homework and chores, 705 00:45:08,790 --> 00:45:11,041 and only what Miss Sheinkopf gives you. 706 00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:13,126 -No more rock music. Okay? -Okay. 707 00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:14,461 All right, get to class. 708 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:16,963 Watch that attitude. 709 00:45:17,799 --> 00:45:20,008 Do you have another blanket? 710 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,012 That's good. 711 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:34,731 All right. Everybody, class has begun. 712 00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,274 And you know what? 713 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,819 You guys have been doing real good in here. 714 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:41,655 If I was gonna give you a grade, I'd give you an A. 715 00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:45,534 But that's the problem. Rock ain't about doing things perfect. 716 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,994 Who can tell me what it's really about? 717 00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:50,997 Frankie? 718 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:55,168 -Scoring chicks? -No. See? No. 719 00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:57,212 -Eleni? -Getting wasted. 720 00:45:57,547 --> 00:45:59,673 No. Come on. No. 721 00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:02,008 -Leonard. -Sticking it to The Man? 722 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:04,678 Yes! But you can't just say it, man. 723 00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:07,180 You gotta feel it in your blood and guts. 724 00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:09,975 If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. 725 00:46:10,143 --> 00:46:13,603 You gotta get mad at The Man, and right now I'm The Man. 726 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:17,691 That's right, I'm The Man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? 727 00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:21,319 -Who's gonna tell me off? -Shut the hell up, Schneebly! 728 00:46:21,863 --> 00:46:24,322 That's it, Freddy. That's it. 729 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:27,617 -Who can top him? -Get out of here, stupid ass. 730 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:28,827 Yes, Alicia. 731 00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:33,123 You're a joke. You're the worst teacher I've ever had. 732 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,041 Summer, that is great. 733 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:38,628 -I like the delivery. I felt your anger. -Thank you. 734 00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,297 You're a fat loser and you have body odour. 735 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,426 All right. All right. 736 00:46:44,594 --> 00:46:47,304 -Now, is everyone nice and pissed off? -Yeah ! 737 00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:49,306 Good. Time to write a rock song. 738 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:53,226 Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world? 739 00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:58,064 -Billy? -You. 740 00:46:58,399 --> 00:47:00,817 We've already told me off. Let's move on. 741 00:47:00,902 --> 00:47:04,905 -You're tacky and I hate you. -Okay, you see me after class. 742 00:47:05,198 --> 00:47:08,158 -You. Gordon. -No allowance. 743 00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:14,247 I didn't get no allowance today So now I'm really ticked off 744 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:17,167 You know what I mean? What else makes you mad? 745 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:18,960 -Michelle? -Chores. 746 00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:24,424 I had to do my chores today So I am really ticked off 747 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:27,469 -What else? -Bullies. 748 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:32,599 All you bullies get out of my way 'cause I am really ticked off 749 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:37,687 So, what would you say to a bully? 750 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,773 -Zack? -I don't know. 751 00:47:39,941 --> 00:47:43,610 Now, come on. If someone was in your grill, what would you say? 752 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:45,529 I don't know. 753 00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:47,948 If they pushed you around, what would you say? 754 00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:49,616 "Step off"? 755 00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:54,704 Step off! Step off! Step off! Step off! 756 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,248 Everybody! 757 00:47:56,415 --> 00:48:01,503 Step off! Step off! Step off! Step off! 758 00:48:02,255 --> 00:48:07,676 If I do what you say I might turn into a robot 759 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:11,805 Do my chore day after day And they don't want any lip 760 00:48:11,973 --> 00:48:18,228 No! So step off! Step off! Step off! Step off! Step off! 761 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:19,688 Step off, everybody. 762 00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:25,110 Step off! Step off! Step off! Step off! 763 00:48:33,286 --> 00:48:38,331 All right. Now, that was a perfectly decent rock song. 764 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:45,714 Grazie. Grazie. 765 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:50,427 Oh, yeah. I was this close to getting a chair on the Polish Philharmonic, 766 00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:54,514 and I nailed the audish, but I didn't get it. Guess who did. 767 00:48:54,682 --> 00:48:58,184 Yo-Yo Ma's cousin, little "nepotis". 768 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,479 Anyway, I just decided to give up and become a teacher, 769 00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:04,858 because those that can't do, teach. 770 00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:09,154 And those that can't teach, teach gym. Am I right? 771 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:17,454 -I'm just joshing. -Cute. 772 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,706 -Hey, Mr Schneebly. -Hey, Zack. 773 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:22,375 That was a really cool lesson today. 774 00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:23,877 Well, thanks, dude. 775 00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:26,171 -I'll see you back in class. -Okay. 776 00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:59,245 Flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it! No, no, no. 777 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:45,685 I'm just saying, name two great chick drummers. 778 00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:48,521 Sheila E? Meg White from the White Stripes? 779 00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:51,483 -She can't drum. -She's better than you. 780 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:53,151 At least she has rhythm. 781 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,447 Freddy, where are your sleeves? And what have you done to your hair? 782 00:51:57,615 --> 00:52:01,743 -It's called punk. -Well, it's not school uniform. 783 00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:08,166 -Miss Mullins, you're The Man. -Thank you, Frankie. 784 00:52:16,217 --> 00:52:18,051 Good morning. Just a reminder. 785 00:52:18,177 --> 00:52:19,761 Parents' Night is coming up, 786 00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:22,472 and I expect everyone to have a presentation. 787 00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:24,766 What? Hot! 788 00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:29,854 -You okay? -It's all right. 789 00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:33,775 As you know, it is the most important event of the year. 790 00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:36,653 The parents scrutinise our every move, 791 00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:41,407 so I find it's best to over-prepare. Right? 792 00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:43,868 The best defence is a good offence. 793 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:47,413 And, Roberta, now that I see you. . . 794 00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:51,709 Hey, is she always like that? 795 00:52:52,753 --> 00:52:54,754 Oh, yeah. 796 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:59,259 Except for the time she got drunk at the alumni dinner. 797 00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:02,303 You should have seen that. 798 00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:06,975 She got up on the table and did a Stevie Nicks impersonation. 799 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:09,227 And she wasn't bad. 800 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:13,398 Remember she took up the tablecloth and whirled around with it? 801 00:53:13,566 --> 00:53:15,733 . . .that had been on the turkey tray 802 00:53:15,901 --> 00:53:19,571 that were touched over onto the peanut butter and jelly tray. 803 00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:23,825 Now, I know that you know that this is a severe problem. 804 00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:31,457 Clear. 805 00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:33,960 Come on. Go, go, go! 806 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:51,311 All right, you guys. ls everybody ready? 807 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,980 -Yeah. -Strap in. Let's do this. 808 00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:04,574 Oh, dude, cool. 809 00:54:14,293 --> 00:54:17,170 Three at once. That's very clever. 810 00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:24,677 In 1 492, Columbus sailed the ocean... 811 00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:28,514 -Blue. -Blue. That's right. 812 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:33,144 Okay. Now, Columbus had three boats. The Niña, the... 813 00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,731 -Gordon? -The Pinta. 814 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:39,651 Pinta, that's right. And... 815 00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:42,028 -Marco? -Santa Marina? 816 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,988 The Santa Marina. 817 00:54:44,156 --> 00:54:47,116 That's good. Actually, it's Santa María. 818 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:49,410 Okay. Now, you got... 819 00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:52,288 -Listen. Pay attention, kids. -She's gone. 820 00:54:52,373 --> 00:54:54,248 I'm not afraid to flunk you. 821 00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:55,833 What's up, dude? 822 00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:58,002 Check out these little kids, man. 823 00:54:58,170 --> 00:55:00,380 -Hey, shut up. -Oh, sorry. 824 00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:04,550 Thought this was Battle of the Bands, not the Mickey Mouse Club. 825 00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:06,886 -Want a piece of me? -Look at this. 826 00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:09,472 Freddy! Come on, man. We gotta focus up. 827 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,265 We gotta nail this audition. 828 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,267 Mr S? 829 00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:17,271 -What's up? -I don't think I can sing. 830 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:21,567 What are you talking about? Come here. 831 00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:30,034 So, Tomika, what's going on? What do you mean, you can't sing? 832 00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:32,578 I don't feel good. I feel sick. 833 00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:35,581 -Just let Alicia and Marta do it. -No. 834 00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:38,292 They can't sing like you can. I need you. 835 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:39,961 What is it? Are you nervous? 836 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,131 Yeah? Why? What are you afraid of? 837 00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:48,302 -They're gonna laugh at me. -Why would they laugh at you? 838 00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:51,472 I don't know. Because I'm fat. 839 00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:54,100 Tomika. 840 00:55:55,144 --> 00:55:57,520 Hey, you've got something everybody wants. 841 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:59,313 You've got talent, girl. 842 00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:02,692 You have an incredible voice. I'm not just saying that. 843 00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:06,946 You heard of Aretha Franklin, right? Okay, she's a big lady. 844 00:56:07,031 --> 00:56:09,824 But when she sings, she blows people's minds. 845 00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:12,118 Everybody wants to party with Aretha! 846 00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:15,288 And you know who else has a weight issue? 847 00:56:15,664 --> 00:56:18,666 -Who? -Me. 848 00:56:18,834 --> 00:56:23,880 But once I get up on stage, start doing my thing, people worship me. 849 00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:27,216 Because I'm sexy and chubby, man. 850 00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:31,304 -Why aren't you on a diet? -Because I like to eat. 851 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:35,058 ls that such a crime? You know what? That's not even the point. 852 00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:37,560 The thing is, you're a rock star now. 853 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,146 All you gotta do is rock your heart out. 854 00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:42,273 People are gonna dig you, I swear. 855 00:56:42,441 --> 00:56:44,859 Let's just show them what we got. What do you say? 856 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:46,861 Okay. 857 00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:50,448 Thank you. 858 00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:52,533 Let's rock. 859 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:58,247 -Okay. We are good to go. -No, we're not. Freddy took off. 860 00:56:58,373 --> 00:57:01,125 -Where? -Some guys invited him to their van. 861 00:57:01,293 --> 00:57:04,754 What? Come on, you guys! 862 00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:08,591 Freddy? 863 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:11,552 Hey, have you seen a little kid, like, yay high? 864 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:16,849 Dang it. Freddy, this is your teacher talking ! 865 00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:20,937 -Hey, Mr S. -Oh, man. 866 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,650 -What's going on here? -Nothing. Just chilling. 867 00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:28,111 Freddy, get out of that van this instant. 868 00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:31,906 See you, guys. 869 00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:36,577 You think you're pretty funny, partying with an innocent little kid? 870 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:38,955 Dude, we're just chilling. 871 00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:41,791 That kid's 1 0 years old. He looks up to you. 872 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:47,380 You are setting an example for him, so start acting like a responsible adult! 873 00:57:47,548 --> 00:57:51,050 That goes for all of you guys. Don't make me come back here. 874 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:54,971 Come on. Let's go. 875 00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:58,015 What's the big deal? You're acting like my mom. 876 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:00,810 What's the big deal? You had me worried sick. 877 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,979 I was hanging with real rockers. 878 00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:05,439 They aren't real rockers. They're poseurs. 879 00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:08,568 Rock ain't about getting loaded and being a jerk. 880 00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:12,655 Now, this is serious business here. We've got a mission. 881 00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:15,825 Putting on a great show is the most important thing. 882 00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:18,870 One great rock show can change the world. 883 00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:21,289 -Do you understand me? -Yeah. 884 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:25,126 If you ever scare me like that again, so help me, 885 00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:28,004 I will send a note home to your parents. Let's go. 886 00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:31,465 All right, you guys. Just wait here for a minute. 887 00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:36,220 -Hey, man, check this place out. -Yeah. It's cool. 888 00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,639 Hey, what's going on? Where is everyone? 889 00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:42,602 -Auditions are over. -What? Who's in charge? 890 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:45,897 Listen, you can't leave. You haven't heard our band. 891 00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:50,026 -The bill is full. We're overbooked. -Let us play one song. 892 00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:51,485 We're here. We're ready. 893 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:53,154 -Who are they? -My band. 894 00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:55,656 Kids? ls this some kind of gimmick? 895 00:58:55,824 --> 00:58:58,868 It's not a gimmick. They're kids, but they're awesome. 896 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:02,246 Thanks for coming down, but you're really not what we're looking for. 897 00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:06,167 These kids have worked their fingers to the bone 898 00:59:06,251 --> 00:59:10,046 just to play one song for you, so sit down, shut up and listen ! 899 00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:13,466 Sheila, call security. 900 00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:18,095 Oh, God. 901 00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:21,224 It was just a warm-up. 902 00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:23,935 We'll still compete against the other schools. 903 00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:27,563 What? This is the gig, Summer. This was our Woodstock. 904 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:29,982 Then we shouldn't take no for an answer. 905 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:33,152 Don't take no for an answer? He was gonna call the fuzz. 906 00:59:33,237 --> 00:59:35,321 Would you just listen to me? 907 00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:37,657 I have an idea. 908 00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:45,373 Hi there. Hi. It's okay. It's cool. I just wanted to say I'm really sorry. 909 00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:47,750 I shouldn't have barged in here. 910 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,378 It wasn't fair to you or the kids, 911 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:52,588 especially after what they've been through. 912 00:59:52,673 --> 00:59:56,592 God, I feel like a jerk. God. I'm taking them back to the hospital. 913 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,470 -Just wanted to say I'm sorry. -That's fine. 914 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:04,392 See, I volunteer down at St Margarita's, in the children's wing, teaching music. 915 01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:06,978 Really? That's nice. That's very nice. 916 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:10,106 Actually, it isn't, because I totally screwed up. 917 01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:14,694 I told the kids if they practised, they'd get into Battle of the Bands. 918 01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:19,532 -What did you tell them that for? -I don't know. I just. . . 919 01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:24,412 I wanted to give them something to look forward to, to keep their spirits up. 920 01:00:24,997 --> 01:00:26,038 Look at them. 921 01:00:27,082 --> 01:00:31,085 They're terminal. Every last one of them. 922 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:37,466 -Jeez. -Yeah, and all they wanted to do 923 01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:39,385 before they bit the dust was play Battle of the Bands. 924 01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:42,722 What do they all have? 925 01:00:44,016 --> 01:00:46,309 It's a. . . 926 01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:51,397 It's a rare blood disease. "Stick-it-to-da-man-niosis". 927 01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:54,900 What's that? I've never heard of it. 928 01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:58,112 You're lucky. Because it's hell. 929 01:00:58,613 --> 01:01:00,364 Wow. 930 01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:13,502 -We're on the bill. -Yes! 931 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:16,964 Cut it out! You're dying, remember? 932 01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:20,259 Get in the van. 933 01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:39,195 We come from the land of the ice and snow 934 01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:42,114 From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow 935 01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:44,575 Hammer of the gods 936 01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:48,245 Summer, you get an A-plus and 50 gold stars. 937 01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:51,999 -I didn't do it for the grade. -Give me some of that. 938 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,585 Yeah ! Yeah ! 939 01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:06,013 And it was so scary. 940 01:02:19,194 --> 01:02:21,278 Hey, Mr S? 941 01:02:21,363 --> 01:02:22,405 We have a name for the band. 942 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:24,698 Hit me. 943 01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:37,002 The School of Rock. 944 01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:46,053 And we shall teach rock 'n' roll to the world. 945 01:02:46,221 --> 01:02:51,851 There's no way you can stop 946 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:56,856 The School of Rock Yeah 947 01:02:57,441 --> 01:02:59,859 Stop. We have a red alert. It's Mullins. 948 01:03:00,068 --> 01:03:02,194 Let's go. Come on. 949 01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:05,573 To your positions. To your positions! 950 01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:11,078 Come on, come on. 951 01:03:18,587 --> 01:03:24,049 And therefore E equals mc-squared. 952 01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:26,010 Oh, Miss Mullins. Come in. 953 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:29,972 I'm sorry to interrupt, but Miss Lemmons said she heard music 954 01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:32,808 coming from the classroom. 955 01:03:32,893 --> 01:03:34,268 Music? 956 01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:38,439 Music. I haven't heard any music. 957 01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:42,443 You know what? Miss Lemmons must be on crack, right, kids? 958 01:03:44,112 --> 01:03:47,907 Well. . . Well, what's that? 959 01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,914 Oh, that. Yeah. 960 01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:57,917 We were singing. We were singing and learning. 961 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:01,921 We were learning in sing-song. 962 01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:06,133 -One of your methods? -Yeah. 963 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:09,428 I find it's helpful when you're teaching the subjects 964 01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:11,931 that are the boring subjects. 965 01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:20,940 Well, you don't mind if I just sit in on your class this afternoon, do you? 966 01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:23,817 No. No. Come on back this afternoon. 967 01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:26,153 It is the afternoon. I meant now. 968 01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:32,743 So please just continue with your method. 969 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:36,247 Yeah. Okay. 970 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:56,308 Math is a wonderful thing 971 01:04:57,561 --> 01:05:01,480 Math is a really cool thing 972 01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:04,358 So get off your "ath" Let's do some math 973 01:05:04,526 --> 01:05:07,903 Math, math, math, math, math 974 01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:13,409 Three minus four is... 975 01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:14,535 Negative one. 976 01:05:14,703 --> 01:05:16,203 That's right. 977 01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:21,709 And six times a billion is... 978 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:26,005 -Six billion? -Nailed it. 979 01:05:26,214 --> 01:05:31,010 And 54 is 45 more than... What is the answer, Marta? 980 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:32,177 Nine. 981 01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:34,847 No, it's eight 982 01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:39,351 No, it's nine 983 01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:46,233 Yes, I was testing you It's nine 984 01:05:46,401 --> 01:05:50,029 And that's a magic number 985 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:56,243 I'm very happy that you're able to extend your stay, 986 01:05:56,411 --> 01:06:02,333 but I must say I find your methods of teaching very unusual. 987 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:07,046 Well, I did study with Dr Errol Von Straussenburgerbecken. 988 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:09,965 -Who? -Oh, you don't know him? 989 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:16,430 Oh, he's, like, one of the leading leaders in unusual methods. 990 01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:20,768 Actually, he's how I was appointed to the Presidential Council 991 01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:23,687 for Experimental Educationers. 992 01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:25,564 That sounds very impressive, 993 01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:29,902 but we're not interested in experimental education here. 994 01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:35,616 So if from now on you could just stick to the curriculum, that would be great. 995 01:06:35,784 --> 01:06:38,285 -Yes. Right. -Thank you. 996 01:06:38,703 --> 01:06:39,870 Ros? 997 01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:42,623 -Yes? -Do you know, 998 01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:47,795 I would really love to talk some more about your philosophy on teaching. 999 01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:50,798 Do you think maybe we could grab some coffee? 1000 01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:53,133 You want to go get some coffee with me? 1001 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,010 I really would. 1002 01:07:01,893 --> 01:07:06,814 -You're sure you don't have coffee? -I'm quite sure. 1003 01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:12,986 Well, I've never been here before. 1004 01:07:15,115 --> 01:07:18,951 I've never been to this side of town before, in fact. 1005 01:07:19,828 --> 01:07:22,287 So I have been. . . 1006 01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:27,876 Well, I've been. . . I've been dying to ask you something, Mr Schneebly. 1007 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:31,839 -Please, call me Dewey. -Dewey? 1008 01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:35,676 Ned. Call me Ned. 1009 01:07:35,844 --> 01:07:39,638 I was thinking of my other name. My middle name. 1010 01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:43,642 -Yeah. -Well, Ned, 1011 01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:49,815 1012 01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:52,484 to the other schools that you've taught at? 1013 01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:54,653 Oh, your school is the best. 1014 01:07:55,363 --> 01:07:57,489 -You're just saying that. -I'm not. 1015 01:07:57,657 --> 01:08:01,160 You know that kids at other schools just have fun all the time? 1016 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:05,497 They run around. There's no discipline. They're happy. It's anarchy. 1017 01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:09,501 This is the best school I have ever teached at. I swear. 1018 01:08:10,378 --> 01:08:12,379 I'll drink to that. 1019 01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:21,054 Stay there. I'm gonna put on some music. 1020 01:08:58,426 --> 01:09:01,011 -I love this song. -Really? 1021 01:09:01,179 --> 01:09:03,722 -Yes. Stevie Nicks. -Yeah. 1022 01:09:04,098 --> 01:09:05,432 Stevie! 1023 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,811 You know, she came to town and she did a concert 1024 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:13,732 -and she was just so wild. -I know. Oh, man. 1025 01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:16,777 -Oh, my gosh. -She put on the best show ever. 1026 01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:20,906 She's better live than she is on the album. 1027 01:09:21,241 --> 01:09:23,408 -You know what I mean? -Yes, yes. 1028 01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:25,536 -Oh, my gosh, no comparison. -Yeah. 1029 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:28,789 You know what? 1030 01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:32,251 Oh, man, I would love to take the kids to a concert. 1031 01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:33,794 -Concert? -Yeah. 1032 01:09:34,462 --> 01:09:36,839 There's one at the end of the month. 1033 01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:41,593 The Philharmonic. They do classics. They do Beethoven, Mozart, 1034 01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:44,596 Enya, that kind of stuff. 1035 01:09:47,141 --> 01:09:49,768 But you have a policy about field trips. 1036 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:54,106 -Would it be educational? -Would it be educational? 1037 01:09:54,274 --> 01:09:55,607 It could be very educational. 1038 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:57,276 Seventeen 1039 01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:02,114 -Maybe we can make an exception. -Yes! 1040 01:10:02,282 --> 01:10:05,075 Sings a song Sounds like she's singing 1041 01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:10,664 I'm holding you to that. 1042 01:10:10,832 --> 01:10:12,624 Make an exception. 1043 01:10:21,926 --> 01:10:23,260 Tomorrow 1044 01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:30,100 Keeping your head over water Making a wave if you can't 1045 01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:33,478 Temporary layoff Good time 1046 01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:36,857 Easy credit rip-off Good time 1047 01:10:37,317 --> 01:10:40,861 Scratching and surviving Good time 1048 01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:43,655 Would you stop that, please? 1049 01:10:43,823 --> 01:10:45,240 Yeah. 1050 01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:51,246 -I had a really nice time. -Yeah, ditto. 1051 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:54,249 This is the first time a teacher has asked me 1052 01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:56,251 to do anything outside of school. 1053 01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:59,296 -No way. -It's. . . It's true. 1054 01:11:00,465 --> 01:11:03,300 In six years. 1055 01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:07,220 Well, you know, 1056 01:11:07,347 --> 01:11:10,557 I think it might be one of those things where people are intimidated. 1057 01:11:11,559 --> 01:11:14,227 Intimidated? 1058 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,271 -They hate me. -No. They don't. 1059 01:11:16,356 --> 01:11:19,191 Yes, they do. They sure do. I can see. 1060 01:11:19,567 --> 01:11:21,485 I wasn't always like this. 1061 01:11:21,694 --> 01:11:25,572 I wasn't always wound this tight. There was a time when I was fun. 1062 01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:29,034 I was funny. I was. 1063 01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:35,582 But you can't be funny and be the principal of a prep school. 1064 01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:38,919 No, you cannot, because when it comes to their kids, 1065 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:42,130 these parents, they have no sense of humour. 1066 01:11:42,924 --> 01:11:47,719 If anything goes wrong, it's my head. It's my head in the smasher. 1067 01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:52,224 These parents will come down on me like a nuclear bomb. 1068 01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:55,519 I can't make a mistake. I gotta be perfect. 1069 01:11:55,603 --> 01:12:01,233 And that pressure has turned me into one thing that I never wanted to be. 1070 01:12:02,402 --> 01:12:04,319 A bitch. 1071 01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:08,407 -No. You're not. -Yes, I am. I am a big one. 1072 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:13,537 Well, I don't think so. I think you're pretty cool. 1073 01:12:14,789 --> 01:12:16,123 Really? 1074 01:12:16,624 --> 01:12:20,168 -No. -Yeah. You're way cool. 1075 01:12:20,586 --> 01:12:21,753 Really? 1076 01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:28,427 -Okay, drums? -House. 1077 01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:30,762 -Keyboards? -House. 1078 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:34,141 -Amps? All right. Cable? -Got them. 1079 01:12:34,308 --> 01:12:35,809 -All right. Guitar? -Yes. 1080 01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:37,019 -Mr S. -Yeah? 1081 01:12:37,103 --> 01:12:38,103 What do you think? 1082 01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:48,530 I don't know. l. . . 1083 01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:51,241 They might be a little distracting. 1084 01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:55,120 It's glitter rock and it's glam and it's fabulous. 1085 01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:59,041 Billy, it's just not the right style. 1086 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:01,418 You're gonna talk to me about style? 1087 01:13:01,502 --> 01:13:04,129 You can't dress yourself. Look at that bow tie. 1088 01:13:04,464 --> 01:13:06,256 Don't talk about my bow tie. 1089 01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:10,135 You know what, I give up. They can just wear their uniforms. 1090 01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:15,015 -That's not a bad idea. -Not a bad idea? 1091 01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:17,809 -I was kidding. -Excuse me. 1092 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:22,856 -Hey, hey. What is that? -What's what? 1093 01:13:23,024 --> 01:13:25,150 -What are you playing? -Just something I wrote. 1094 01:13:26,486 --> 01:13:27,861 You wrote a song? 1095 01:13:29,447 --> 01:13:32,866 -Well, let's hear it. -No, it's not that good. 1096 01:13:33,201 --> 01:13:36,328 Come on, I want to hear it, Kurt Cobain. 1097 01:13:37,163 --> 01:13:40,165 -Okay, but I'm not much of a singer. -It's all right. 1098 01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:45,837 Baby, we were making straight A's 1099 01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:49,007 But we were stuck in a dumb daze 1100 01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:53,095 Don't take much to memorise your lies 1101 01:13:53,179 --> 01:13:55,388 Feel like I've been hypnotised 1102 01:13:55,515 --> 01:14:00,268 Wait. You wrote that? You wrote that? 1103 01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:03,313 That's it. Guys, rock 'n' roll positions. 1104 01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:06,399 -What are you doing? -We're gonna learn your song. 1105 01:14:06,526 --> 01:14:08,944 -But why? -That's what bands do, man. 1106 01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:11,029 Play each other's songs. You got lyrics? 1107 01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:14,074 Hook me up. 1108 01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:17,369 No more secret songs. 1109 01:14:17,662 --> 01:14:21,832 All right, Lawrence, no more reading. Time for rock. 1110 01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:24,543 Get on the drum. Bass it up. 1111 01:14:24,752 --> 01:14:26,294 -What was that chord? -D. 1112 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:28,296 -Play it. -D. . . 1113 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:33,176 . . .C, G, C. 1114 01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:35,595 Baby, we were making straight A's 1115 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,097 Yeah. Yeah. 1116 01:14:37,265 --> 01:14:40,267 But we were stuck in a dumb daze 1117 01:14:40,434 --> 01:14:42,978 Don't take much to memorise your lies 1118 01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:46,731 And if you wanna be the teacher's pet 1119 01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:49,943 Baby, you just better forget it 1120 01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:52,988 Rock is the reason Rock is the rhyme 1121 01:14:53,156 --> 01:14:55,490 Know what would be better? 1122 01:14:55,658 --> 01:14:58,285 "Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme." 1123 01:14:58,452 --> 01:15:01,079 Can we try that? Also, we need some "Ooh la-las", so like. . . 1124 01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:06,251 Try that. Can we take it from the chorus? 1125 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:09,004 One, two, three, four. One, two, three. 1126 01:15:09,297 --> 01:15:12,757 And if you wanna be the teacher's pet 1127 01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:16,011 Baby, you just better forget it 1128 01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:19,306 Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme 1129 01:15:19,974 --> 01:15:26,021 You'd better get me to school on time And if you wanna be the teacher's pet 1130 01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:29,274 Baby, you just better forget it 1131 01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:33,278 Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme 1132 01:15:33,446 --> 01:15:37,157 You better get me to school on time 1133 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:47,959 I'm gonna solo there if it's cool with you. 1134 01:15:48,127 --> 01:15:50,128 -All right. -You can solo later. 1135 01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:53,506 -Okay. -Let me rock a solo there. I can feel it. 1136 01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:06,728 Tomorrow is the big day, so get your rest. 1137 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:10,232 No late parties, drinking tequila and trying to get lucky. 1138 01:16:11,776 --> 01:16:14,819 Chances like this do not come around every day. 1139 01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:16,988 You've played hard in here, 1140 01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:20,867 and I am proud of every last stinking one of you. 1141 01:16:21,744 --> 01:16:23,620 Let's just give this everything we got. 1142 01:16:23,704 --> 01:16:28,416 We may fall on our faces, but if we do, we will fall with dignity! 1143 01:16:29,001 --> 01:16:31,836 With a guitar in our hands and rock in our hearts! 1144 01:16:32,004 --> 01:16:34,047 And in the words of AC/DC, 1145 01:16:34,215 --> 01:16:37,926 "We roll tonight to the guitar bite, 1146 01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:41,513 "and for those about to rock, 1147 01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:43,682 "I salute you." 1148 01:16:57,863 --> 01:17:01,741 Ros, excuse me. Wanted to remind you about our field trip tomorrow. 1149 01:17:01,909 --> 01:17:05,537 -What field trip? -The educational concert. 1150 01:17:05,746 --> 01:17:08,206 Oh, I forgot about that. 1151 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:12,294 I don't know, school policy is very difficult to get around. 1152 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:15,088 But you said we could make an exception, 1153 01:17:15,256 --> 01:17:18,174 and the kids are excited about hearing some Mozart. 1154 01:17:18,342 --> 01:17:22,887 I know, but the preparations, there's not enough time. 1155 01:17:23,139 --> 01:17:25,307 I don't know anything about it. Where is it? 1156 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:30,312 I've got it all covered. What's going on? Are you mad at me? 1157 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:33,815 No, no, Ned. I'm sorry, I'm just a little stressed out 1158 01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:35,942 because it's Parents' Night tonight. 1159 01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:40,363 Hey, it's all gonna be fine. 1160 01:17:44,076 --> 01:17:48,955 Ned, would you mind coming with me tonight to Parents' Night? 1161 01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:52,167 It wouldn't be a date or anything. 1162 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:54,336 I get nervous around the parents, 1163 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:58,214 and there's something about you that makes me feel more relaxed. 1164 01:17:58,382 --> 01:18:01,134 You know what, that sounds so great, Ros, but. . . 1165 01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:06,973 -But what? -I wasn't planning on going tonight. 1166 01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:10,935 You have to. You're their teacher. You have to give the presentation. 1167 01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:15,315 Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I got you. I'm ready for that. 1168 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:16,900 So we'll go together? 1169 01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:22,322 Okay. Why don't you pick me up at, say, 6:40? 1170 01:18:22,490 --> 01:18:25,116 -Done. All right. -Okay. 1171 01:18:31,749 --> 01:18:36,961 -What are you all dressed up for? -I got a hot date. 1172 01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:38,755 That's weird. 1173 01:18:38,964 --> 01:18:42,425 I got a cheque from Horace Green Prep for $1 ,200. 1174 01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:44,594 I've never worked there. 1175 01:18:47,473 --> 01:18:50,975 -What are you doing? -Calling the school. 1176 01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:54,771 Hi, this is Ned Schneebly. . . 1177 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,360 Dewey? 1178 01:19:00,528 --> 01:19:01,986 What's going on? 1179 01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,989 I told them 1 5 times, make it out to cash ! 1180 01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:08,201 Dewey? 1181 01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:10,995 I did something bad, Ned. 1182 01:19:11,455 --> 01:19:13,331 -No. -Yeah. 1183 01:19:13,499 --> 01:19:16,960 They called for a sub. I said I was you to make some money. 1184 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:20,338 But then I got there, and the kids, they rock, man. 1185 01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:24,509 There's this kid Larry who's like, "I'm not cool," but now he's like. . . 1186 01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:28,346 There's this other girl who can sing like. . . 1187 01:19:29,181 --> 01:19:33,852 She thought she was too fat, so they were dying, and the principal got drunk. 1188 01:19:34,019 --> 01:19:37,856 Now we're playing Battle of the Bands. It's the coolest thing ! 1189 01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,233 One day. Then I will come clean. 1190 01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:44,487 I'll tell everyone it was my fault. You'll be fine. One day! 1191 01:19:44,655 --> 01:19:46,197 -Ned, home. -Don't say anything to her. 1192 01:19:46,365 --> 01:19:48,950 She'll blow everything. Please? 1193 01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:56,332 Hey. What's going on? 1194 01:19:57,126 --> 01:20:00,670 Nothing. I got a hot date, that's what's going on. 1195 01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:05,258 See you later. 1196 01:20:11,474 --> 01:20:13,266 What's going on, Ned? 1197 01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:17,604 -Nothing. -Nothing? Well. . . 1198 01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:36,581 Okay, I don't think I can go in there. 1199 01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:40,293 -What's wrong? -Ros, 1200 01:20:41,754 --> 01:20:43,379 I'm not a teacher. 1201 01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:48,051 Oh, Ned. A substitute is a teacher. 1202 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:51,763 No, no. I'm not a teacher. I'm a fraud. 1203 01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:54,516 No. You're not. 1204 01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:59,521 You're a dedicated, talented teacher and those parents are gonna love you. 1205 01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:04,442 Just get in there and tell those parents what you've been teaching their kids. 1206 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:08,154 Yeah, you know, math, English. . . 1207 01:21:09,657 --> 01:21:12,116 What. . . Science. What else? 1208 01:21:12,284 --> 01:21:17,330 Geography, history, Latin, Spanish, French. 1209 01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:22,210 Latin. . . Math. Did I say that already? 1210 01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:28,299 Anyway, all the stuff you want your kids to know, it's been covered, okay? 1211 01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:30,301 So, 1212 01:21:31,971 --> 01:21:35,765 it was great to meet you all, and drive safe. 1213 01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:37,350 Excuse me. 1214 01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:40,311 Since you started, all my son talks about is music. 1215 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:44,524 He says he wants to be a musician. ls this your influence? 1216 01:21:44,942 --> 01:21:48,194 Why has my daughter become obsessed with David Geffen? 1217 01:21:48,279 --> 01:21:50,113 And how is this homework? 1218 01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:54,993 Okay, see, I would like to tell you about what we've been doing in here, 1219 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:59,038 but there's such a thing as teacher-student confidentiality, 1220 01:21:59,206 --> 01:22:02,208 and I don't want to be in breach of educational law 1221 01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:06,462 'cause I could be dismembered by the teachers' union. 1222 01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:07,672 So. . . 1223 01:22:08,132 --> 01:22:09,507 You expect us to believe this garbage? 1224 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:15,555 Mr S, don't you think you should tell them about the project? 1225 01:22:15,723 --> 01:22:17,974 -What project? -Our class project. 1226 01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:19,767 Every school in the state is competing. 1227 01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:23,062 -Competing? -It's not till next quarter, 1228 01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,523 but Mr S wanted us to get a head start. 1229 01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:28,943 -Well, what's the project, Summer? -It's prestigious. 1230 01:22:29,153 --> 01:22:31,404 A win will go on our permanent record. 1231 01:22:33,616 --> 01:22:35,992 You might as well tell them, Mr Schneebly. 1232 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:41,247 Okay, look. I've gotten to know your kids the past few weeks. They're awesome. 1233 01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:45,668 Zack is an insane guitarist. He's the next Hendrix, and he's 1 0. 1234 01:22:45,836 --> 01:22:48,004 And Gordon here, he's a genius! 1235 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:52,759 He did a whole professional light show on his computer in three days. And. . . 1236 01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:55,887 And Marta here, she's. . . 1237 01:22:56,096 --> 01:22:58,890 She can hit an A above high C. Did you know that? 1238 01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:02,560 Because that's tough. Not many singers can do that. And. . . 1239 01:23:05,272 --> 01:23:09,567 Summer is gonna be the first woman president of the United States. 1240 01:23:09,735 --> 01:23:12,111 She could run this year. I would vote for her. 1241 01:23:12,571 --> 01:23:17,408 Look, they're just really cool kids. If they were mine, I would be so proud. 1242 01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:21,621 And I am proud, just to even know them. And. . . 1243 01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:24,791 Sir, can I see you in the hall for a moment? 1244 01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:27,627 Let me just say a couple more things. 1245 01:23:27,795 --> 01:23:30,129 -What's going on? -What's happening? 1246 01:23:30,297 --> 01:23:33,299 Apparently that man is not Ned Schneebly. 1247 01:23:33,634 --> 01:23:35,802 -What? -What? 1248 01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:39,097 -This man is Ned Schneebly. -He's not even a teacher. 1249 01:23:39,264 --> 01:23:43,267 -You called the cops? -She did. She got it out of me. Sorry. 1250 01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:46,938 -You're apologising to him? -Sorry. 1251 01:23:48,482 --> 01:23:50,149 Ned. 1252 01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:54,112 Ned, is this true? 1253 01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:56,322 Who are you? 1254 01:23:58,283 --> 01:24:00,618 My name is Dewey Finn. 1255 01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:06,165 And, no, I'm not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids. 1256 01:24:06,333 --> 01:24:09,043 And I'm pretty sure I've touched them. 1257 01:24:15,968 --> 01:24:17,802 -What? -Oh, my God. 1258 01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:36,904 -I have nothing to say to you. -Me either. 1259 01:24:38,282 --> 01:24:40,867 Okay. I'm going to bed. 1260 01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:43,327 It's one thing to throw your life away, 1261 01:24:43,495 --> 01:24:45,997 but to put Ned in jeopardy is selfish. 1262 01:24:46,165 --> 01:24:48,583 You told me to be like Ned and get a job. 1263 01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:52,170 I told you to be like Ned. I didn't tell you to be Ned. 1264 01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:56,340 -You're not gonna apologise? -You apologise for calling the cops. 1265 01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:59,594 I didn't murder anybody. I wanted to play a great show. 1266 01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:03,139 -I was this close. -Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 1267 01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:06,601 Would you both just cut it out for one second? 1268 01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:17,153 Look, I'm sorry, dude. I was desperate. 1269 01:25:17,738 --> 01:25:20,281 It was easy for you to give up music. 1270 01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:23,910 -It ain't easy for me. -It wasn't easy for me. 1271 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:25,536 I miss it. 1272 01:25:25,704 --> 01:25:27,830 Well, then, why did you give it up? 1273 01:25:27,998 --> 01:25:30,124 Because I couldn't keep kidding myself any more. 1274 01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:33,544 You can blame it all on bad luck, but in the end, 1275 01:25:34,213 --> 01:25:36,589 maybe we just weren't that good. 1276 01:25:37,257 --> 01:25:39,634 Sometimes you gotta know when to quit. 1277 01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:42,887 -Right, maybe I suck. -That's not what I said. 1278 01:25:43,013 --> 01:25:46,891 Well, music is my life, man. What do you want me to do? 1279 01:25:47,768 --> 01:25:50,269 I don't know, but 1280 01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:53,564 I think it's time you moved out. 1281 01:25:54,775 --> 01:25:56,359 Sorry. 1282 01:26:04,952 --> 01:26:10,081 -So his name wasn't Mr Schneebly? -No, it was, like, Dewey something. 1283 01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:12,667 What about the project? 1284 01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:15,086 Wake up, Marco. There was no project. 1285 01:26:15,295 --> 01:26:18,422 He wanted us to play a show so we could make money. 1286 01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:20,800 I can't believe we weren't graded. 1287 01:26:20,968 --> 01:26:23,886 Why are you bummed? We had a three-week vacation. 1288 01:26:24,221 --> 01:26:27,306 It was a waste of time, but it was better than school. 1289 01:26:27,474 --> 01:26:31,644 -It was not a waste of time. -Yeah, that's what it was. 1290 01:26:31,812 --> 01:26:33,479 -You're an idiot. -Shut up. 1291 01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:35,815 -No, you shut up. -You want to go? 1292 01:26:35,983 --> 01:26:38,943 Touch him, I'll shove those sticks down your throat. 1293 01:26:39,111 --> 01:26:42,947 Mr S was cool. We worked too long and too hard not to play the show. 1294 01:26:44,241 --> 01:26:46,325 Okay, so what are we supposed to do? 1295 01:26:46,493 --> 01:26:48,870 We get out of here and play the damn show. 1296 01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:52,290 How could you let our children be exposed to this impostor? 1297 01:26:52,457 --> 01:26:56,669 -Do you just let anyone teach here? -I pay $1 5,000. . . 1298 01:26:56,837 --> 01:27:01,132 Let me assure you that nothing is more important to us 1299 01:27:01,341 --> 01:27:05,511 than for you to feel your children are in a safe and secure environment. 1300 01:27:18,150 --> 01:27:20,818 -Okay, we're all here. -Where's Mr Schneebly? 1301 01:27:20,986 --> 01:27:24,530 He didn't tell you? He's at home. We need to pick him up. 1302 01:27:24,698 --> 01:27:26,282 Let's go. Hurry. 1303 01:27:32,372 --> 01:27:36,584 Excuse me. Just one second, please. 1304 01:27:37,169 --> 01:27:40,129 -Excuse me. -Wait a minute. Where are you going? 1305 01:27:40,297 --> 01:27:43,925 -We want some answers now! -Just one second ! 1306 01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:05,196 Where did they go? Help! Children? 1307 01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:09,325 Wake up. 1308 01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:21,337 -How did you guys get in here? -Front door was open. 1309 01:28:22,381 --> 01:28:24,048 Why aren't you in school? 1310 01:28:24,216 --> 01:28:26,384 We did what you said. We stuck it to The Man. 1311 01:28:26,927 --> 01:28:30,346 Forget about what I told you. Look, I'm a loser, okay? 1312 01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:33,391 You listen to my advice, you'll end up like me, with nothing. 1313 01:28:34,935 --> 01:28:38,396 Come on, man, quit goofing around. This is serious business. 1314 01:28:38,563 --> 01:28:41,774 We're on a mission. One great show can change the world. 1315 01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:45,403 Look out the window. 1316 01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:57,081 -Mr S! Come down ! -Come on ! 1317 01:28:57,249 --> 01:29:00,793 No way. That is so punk rock. 1318 01:29:04,631 --> 01:29:08,926 The dining room table seats 1 4, with no inserts. . . 1319 01:29:14,766 --> 01:29:18,144 -What's going on? -We've got some rocking to do. 1320 01:29:30,949 --> 01:29:32,742 -Yes! -All right. 1321 01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:35,953 -Hi, Mr Schneebly. -How's it going? 1322 01:29:37,956 --> 01:29:43,169 You guys, all I can say is, let's rock. 1323 01:29:45,338 --> 01:29:49,633 One more thing. I want to say I'm sorry 1324 01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:53,095 that I used you guys. 1325 01:29:55,182 --> 01:29:57,141 I'm sorry I lied. 1326 01:29:57,350 --> 01:30:00,019 -It's not cool to lie to your band. -Come on. 1327 01:30:00,187 --> 01:30:03,355 We'll be late. There's no time for apologies. Let's go! 1328 01:30:03,482 --> 01:30:05,107 All right. Let's go. 1329 01:30:06,193 --> 01:30:08,903 -Where are you going? -I'm going to the show. 1330 01:30:09,071 --> 01:30:11,363 -You want to go? -Yeah, I want to go. 1331 01:30:11,490 --> 01:30:14,492 -Are you serious? -I don't want to miss this, Patty. 1332 01:30:14,701 --> 01:30:17,828 Unbelievable. After everything he's done to you? 1333 01:30:17,996 --> 01:30:21,582 That is so typical Ned. When will you stop being a pushover? 1334 01:30:21,708 --> 01:30:25,252 When are you finally gonna start sticking up for yourself? 1335 01:30:30,342 --> 01:30:35,638 Excuse me. 1336 01:30:35,847 --> 01:30:39,391 I've just been informed that all of your children are missing. 1337 01:30:41,144 --> 01:30:43,729 -So. . . -What? 1338 01:31:04,251 --> 01:31:05,876 -Hey. -Can I help you? 1339 01:31:06,044 --> 01:31:08,379 We're competing. We're the School of Rock. 1340 01:31:08,547 --> 01:31:11,173 -You and the kids? -We're the band and crew. 1341 01:31:11,341 --> 01:31:13,467 -You'd better get in here. -Come on. 1342 01:31:13,635 --> 01:31:16,137 -We're here. -You're late. You're up next. 1343 01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:19,890 -Okay, we'll be ready. Come on. -Zack, check this out. 1344 01:31:20,058 --> 01:31:21,600 Whoa, it's awesome. 1345 01:31:21,685 --> 01:31:25,563 Tears I can find on my own 1346 01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:31,861 I'll take you there 1347 01:31:31,987 --> 01:31:33,737 I'll never... 1348 01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:38,784 Don't listen to those hacks. Come on. Band meeting. Now. Gather round. 1349 01:31:38,952 --> 01:31:41,787 All right. Frankie, how's security? 1350 01:31:41,955 --> 01:31:43,998 -We're set. -What about the lights? 1351 01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:46,792 Light board's in the balcony. I'll patch it up. 1352 01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:48,586 Billy, how's beautification? 1353 01:31:48,753 --> 01:31:51,505 -Are you kidding? -Okay, listen up, you guys. 1354 01:31:51,673 --> 01:31:55,092 We only have one song to let these guys know who we are. 1355 01:31:55,218 --> 01:31:58,220 -So I think we should play Zack's. -But why? 1356 01:31:58,388 --> 01:32:00,598 -I mean, really? -Yes. 1357 01:32:00,891 --> 01:32:03,309 The thing is, you guys, I ain't that good. 1358 01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:07,479 I'm not. I can admit it. But you're 1 0, and you're better than me. 1359 01:32:07,606 --> 01:32:10,191 Your song rocks harder, so let's play it. 1360 01:32:10,358 --> 01:32:13,152 But you know what? That's just one guy's opinion. 1361 01:32:13,320 --> 01:32:16,488 This ain't my band, it's our band. We all have a say. 1362 01:32:16,615 --> 01:32:20,618 We haven't practised that one as much. I mean, we might not win. 1363 01:32:20,827 --> 01:32:24,997 Hey, we didn't come here to win. We came here to play one great show. 1364 01:32:25,165 --> 01:32:28,334 And on Zack's song, you guys really rock. 1365 01:32:29,127 --> 01:32:32,129 You know my vote. Who else is with me? 1366 01:32:32,464 --> 01:32:34,506 All right, let's pray. 1367 01:32:34,633 --> 01:32:38,802 God of rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. 1368 01:32:39,763 --> 01:32:42,932 We are your humble servants. Please give us the power 1369 01:32:43,016 --> 01:32:45,684 to blow minds with our high-voltage rock. 1370 01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:49,271 -In your name, we pray. Amen. -Amen. 1371 01:32:49,522 --> 01:32:52,191 Now let's get out there and melt some faces! 1372 01:32:52,275 --> 01:32:54,443 -Yeah ! -Go get ready. 1373 01:32:54,653 --> 01:32:57,696 -You gotta sing it. -Are you sure? It's your song. 1374 01:32:58,156 --> 01:33:01,492 -Yeah, it's cool, I'm no singer. -Okay, I'll sing it. 1375 01:33:01,952 --> 01:33:03,827 -Yeah? -What about the lights? 1376 01:33:03,995 --> 01:33:06,038 All the cues are to the other song. 1377 01:33:06,206 --> 01:33:09,667 You're just gonna have to feel it. You gotta improvise. 1378 01:33:09,876 --> 01:33:13,045 You know this song. I know you can do it. 1379 01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:15,881 -Okay. -Go. Run like the wind ! 1380 01:33:16,049 --> 01:33:18,425 -Hey. -What's this? 1381 01:33:18,593 --> 01:33:22,805 You wanted to go with the uniform, so put it on. Quick. 1382 01:33:25,558 --> 01:33:31,188 Hear my heartsick, hungry cry 1383 01:33:32,899 --> 01:33:35,276 I'm heartsick 1384 01:33:35,443 --> 01:33:37,695 So heal me 1385 01:33:37,904 --> 01:33:40,281 I'm heartsick 1386 01:33:40,448 --> 01:33:46,036 I'm hungry Thought I could survive on you 1387 01:33:46,204 --> 01:33:51,208 Hear my heartsick, hungry cry 1388 01:33:53,670 --> 01:33:55,212 -Slow down. -My son is. . . 1389 01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:58,340 -Where's your ticket? -My son's in there. He's 1 0. 1390 01:33:58,508 --> 01:34:01,260 You're not going in without a ticket. 1391 01:34:01,428 --> 01:34:04,596 -We're not here for the show. -We have a situation. 1392 01:34:04,723 --> 01:34:07,641 I'm Rosalie Mullins. I'm principal of Horace Green. 1393 01:34:07,726 --> 01:34:09,768 We had a field trip that went awry. 1394 01:34:09,853 --> 01:34:12,980 Some lunatic kidnapped our kids. Our kids are in there. 1395 01:34:13,106 --> 01:34:16,066 You're breaking my heart. There's the ticket table. 1396 01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:19,737 -Maybe we should just get tickets. -Let's get tickets! 1397 01:34:20,113 --> 01:34:22,072 -Excuse me. -My child's up there. 1398 01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:24,616 Excuse me, please, our kids are in here. 1399 01:34:24,743 --> 01:34:27,286 Excuse me, please. Excuse me. 1400 01:34:27,454 --> 01:34:29,079 -Quit pushing ! -Excuse me. 1401 01:34:29,247 --> 01:34:32,041 -Excuse me. -Hey, stop it. 1402 01:34:35,295 --> 01:34:37,921 Hey. What's up? 1403 01:34:39,257 --> 01:34:40,549 Come on ! 1404 01:34:40,717 --> 01:34:42,301 We're the School of Rock. 1405 01:34:42,469 --> 01:34:46,764 And this song was written by our own Zack Mooneyham. 1406 01:35:23,676 --> 01:35:26,637 Baby, we was making straight A's 1407 01:35:27,764 --> 01:35:31,183 But we were stuck in a dumb daze 1408 01:35:31,351 --> 01:35:35,187 Don't take much to memorise your lies 1409 01:35:35,355 --> 01:35:37,731 I feel like I've been hypnoticised 1410 01:35:37,899 --> 01:35:40,984 And then that magic man He come to town 1411 01:35:42,195 --> 01:35:44,696 He done spun my head around 1412 01:35:44,823 --> 01:35:48,492 He said, "Recess is in session Two and two make five" 1413 01:35:49,244 --> 01:35:51,537 And now, baby, oh, I'm alive 1414 01:35:52,205 --> 01:35:55,332 Oh, yeah I am alive 1415 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:58,210 And if you wanna be the teacher's pet 1416 01:35:59,462 --> 01:36:02,339 Well, baby, you just better forget it 1417 01:36:03,216 --> 01:36:06,760 Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme 1418 01:36:06,928 --> 01:36:10,097 You better get me to school on time 1419 01:36:10,557 --> 01:36:11,849 Oh, yeah 1420 01:36:12,058 --> 01:36:13,517 Yeah 1421 01:36:27,198 --> 01:36:30,742 Oh, you know I was on the honour roll 1422 01:36:31,870 --> 01:36:34,663 Got good grades, ain't got no soul 1423 01:36:35,457 --> 01:36:38,959 Raise my hand before I can speak my mind 1424 01:36:39,169 --> 01:36:41,628 I've been biting my tongue too many times 1425 01:36:41,796 --> 01:36:45,090 And then that magic man took you away 1426 01:36:45,508 --> 01:36:48,302 Do what magic man do Not what magic man say 1427 01:36:48,386 --> 01:36:49,470 Say what? 1428 01:36:49,554 --> 01:36:52,764 Now, can I please have the attention of the class? 1429 01:36:53,850 --> 01:36:56,226 Today's assignment 1430 01:36:58,396 --> 01:36:59,688 Kick some ass! 1431 01:36:59,856 --> 01:37:02,983 And if you wanna be the teacher's pet 1432 01:37:03,193 --> 01:37:06,153 Well, baby, you just better forget it 1433 01:37:06,863 --> 01:37:10,032 Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme 1434 01:37:10,658 --> 01:37:13,285 You better get me to school on time 1435 01:37:13,453 --> 01:37:16,497 And if you wanna be the teacher's pet 1436 01:37:17,207 --> 01:37:20,250 Well, baby, you just better forget it 1437 01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:24,421 Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme 1438 01:37:24,589 --> 01:37:28,050 You better get me to school on time 1439 01:37:28,927 --> 01:37:40,145 Oh, yeah 1440 01:37:54,244 --> 01:37:56,495 This is my final exam 1441 01:37:57,747 --> 01:37:59,790 Now y'all know who I am 1442 01:38:00,166 --> 01:38:03,126 I might not be that perfect son 1443 01:38:03,545 --> 01:38:06,088 But y'all be rocking when I'm done 1444 01:38:19,644 --> 01:38:21,979 Your son is very skilled. 1445 01:38:22,188 --> 01:38:24,147 Thanks. So's yours. 1446 01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:47,212 Take me back! 1447 01:38:50,341 --> 01:38:53,594 All right. Yeah ! 1448 01:38:55,555 --> 01:38:56,888 Yeah ! 1449 01:39:05,189 --> 01:39:06,898 Let's go! 1450 01:39:12,739 --> 01:39:14,031 School of Rock! 1451 01:39:18,745 --> 01:39:21,580 To get in, you gotta be in a band or have a pass. 1452 01:39:21,748 --> 01:39:24,124 I am principal of the school's band. 1453 01:39:24,334 --> 01:39:25,959 -Oh, right on. -All right? 1454 01:39:26,127 --> 01:39:29,254 All right? All right? All right? 1455 01:39:29,589 --> 01:39:33,800 That was incredible! That was incredible. 1456 01:39:33,968 --> 01:39:38,388 Oh, my gosh, the lights and the guitar solos. . . 1457 01:39:38,556 --> 01:39:41,141 -Was it really you playing? -You're not mad? 1458 01:39:41,351 --> 01:39:43,769 Mad? I'm furious! 1459 01:39:43,936 --> 01:39:47,272 I'm horrified, but it was incredible. It was so great. 1460 01:39:47,440 --> 01:39:50,859 You guys were so great, I can't believe it. 1461 01:39:51,027 --> 01:39:54,571 Dude! You did it, man ! Those lights were awesome! 1462 01:39:54,739 --> 01:39:56,406 They were awesome. 1463 01:39:56,574 --> 01:39:58,408 -They're incredible. -Amazing. 1464 01:39:58,576 --> 01:40:00,452 -Who's the manager? -I am. 1465 01:40:00,620 --> 01:40:03,580 Summer Hathaway. Nice to meet you. 1466 01:40:03,790 --> 01:40:05,415 Nice to meet you. 1467 01:40:05,583 --> 01:40:07,292 Hey, wait. Come here, guys. 1468 01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:09,753 -You guys rock. How old are you? -Ten. 1469 01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:12,464 Ten? No way, dude. How long you been playing? 1470 01:40:12,632 --> 01:40:15,801 Three years. I used to play classical, now I play rock. 1471 01:40:15,968 --> 01:40:17,928 Hey, you in a band? 1472 01:40:18,971 --> 01:40:21,598 No. No. 1473 01:40:21,766 --> 01:40:26,019 No, I am the principal of a school. 1474 01:40:27,313 --> 01:40:30,607 Yeah? Wow, that's cool. 1475 01:40:30,775 --> 01:40:33,193 -That's cool. -Yes. Yes, it is. 1476 01:40:33,403 --> 01:40:35,654 It's very. . . It's very cool. 1477 01:40:35,822 --> 01:40:38,490 -Yeah. It is cool. -Yes. It is very cool. 1478 01:40:38,658 --> 01:40:40,325 -I like that. -Do you? Yes. 1479 01:40:40,493 --> 01:40:42,369 -You're hot. You're so hot. -What? 1480 01:40:42,453 --> 01:40:43,829 -I'm sorry. -What? 1481 01:40:44,247 --> 01:40:45,539 Are you warm? 1482 01:40:49,627 --> 01:40:52,629 All right, guys, this is it, the moment of truth. 1483 01:40:53,131 --> 01:40:56,717 The winner of this year's Battle of the Bands competition 1484 01:40:58,511 --> 01:41:01,096 is No Vacancy! 1485 01:41:06,102 --> 01:41:08,645 No! Boo! 1486 01:41:09,021 --> 01:41:13,483 It was a beauty contest. They didn't listen to the music. Boo! No! 1487 01:41:13,651 --> 01:41:15,026 What? 1488 01:41:16,821 --> 01:41:18,155 Oh, no. 1489 01:41:18,364 --> 01:41:20,490 On behalf of the Battle of the Bands, 1490 01:41:20,658 --> 01:41:25,162 I'd like to present this cheque for $20,000 to No Vacancy. 1491 01:41:25,955 --> 01:41:28,999 Yeah ! No Vacancy! 1492 01:41:29,167 --> 01:41:31,460 -No, School of Rock. -School of Rock! 1493 01:41:31,586 --> 01:41:35,046 School of Rock! 1494 01:41:35,548 --> 01:41:36,882 What's wrong? 1495 01:41:37,049 --> 01:41:39,885 What's wrong, Summer? Didn't you hear? We lost. 1496 01:41:39,969 --> 01:41:42,804 Chill out, dude. Rock isn't about getting an A. 1497 01:41:43,055 --> 01:41:46,933 -Sex Pistols never won anything. -Don't let The Man get you down. 1498 01:41:47,018 --> 01:41:50,228 Dude, you gotta cheer up. We played a kick-ass show. 1499 01:41:51,397 --> 01:41:52,981 We did, didn't we? 1500 01:41:53,149 --> 01:41:56,568 -It was unbelievable, wasn't it? -Yeah. 1501 01:41:56,736 --> 01:42:00,989 School of Rock! School of Rock! School of Rock! 1502 01:42:11,709 --> 01:42:13,460 -What is that? -School of Rock! 1503 01:42:13,544 --> 01:42:16,546 -School of Rock! -It's an encore. 1504 01:42:16,631 --> 01:42:20,217 They want us to go play another song. It's good ! Go, you guys! 1505 01:42:20,384 --> 01:42:23,053 Wait, no. Just the band. Okay, everybody, go! 1506 01:42:35,608 --> 01:42:38,735 Thank you. Yes, we will play one more. 1507 01:43:02,260 --> 01:43:05,971 -Riding down the highway -Riding down the highway 1508 01:43:06,138 --> 01:43:09,641 -Going to a show -Going to a show 1509 01:43:09,809 --> 01:43:13,436 -Stopping on the byway -Stopping on the byway 1510 01:43:13,604 --> 01:43:16,940 -Playing rock 'n' roll -Playing rock 'n' roll 1511 01:43:23,239 --> 01:43:25,657 Bye, Mom. See you later. 1512 01:43:26,284 --> 01:43:30,620 I told you, as soon as I talk to the band, I'll get back to you. 1513 01:43:30,788 --> 01:43:34,165 If you're so desperate, then quit low-balling us. 1514 01:43:41,674 --> 01:43:44,259 I tell you, people it's harder than it looks 1515 01:43:44,427 --> 01:43:49,598 'Cause it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll 1516 01:43:51,517 --> 01:43:56,605 Yes, it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll 1517 01:43:59,692 --> 01:44:02,986 You think it's easy playing one-night stands? 1518 01:44:03,154 --> 01:44:05,864 Well, try playing in a rock 'n' roll band 1519 01:44:06,032 --> 01:44:10,702 It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll 1520 01:44:13,164 --> 01:44:16,499 And that's a C. All right? You got that? 1521 01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:19,294 Let's see. Okay, Paola, let's see you. 1522 01:44:19,462 --> 01:44:23,048 Yeah, your fingers are basically right. 1523 01:44:23,215 --> 01:44:25,550 DeShawn, what do you got? All right, play. 1524 01:44:25,718 --> 01:44:29,179 Toby, you got it? Let's see. Very good, you guys. 1525 01:44:29,680 --> 01:44:31,348 -Getting grey -Getting grey 1526 01:44:31,515 --> 01:44:33,350 Getting ripped off 1527 01:44:33,517 --> 01:44:35,060 -Underpaid -Underpaid 1528 01:44:35,227 --> 01:44:36,937 -Getting had -Getting had 1529 01:44:37,104 --> 01:44:39,105 -Getting took -Getting took 1530 01:44:39,857 --> 01:44:42,567 I tell you, people it's harder than it looks 1531 01:44:42,735 --> 01:44:48,657 'Cause it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll 1532 01:44:50,076 --> 01:44:53,161 All right, now take it down nice and quiet. 1533 01:44:54,288 --> 01:44:57,165 The next thing I wanna hear 1534 01:44:57,708 --> 01:45:02,545 is a face-melting solo by our own Zack Mooneyham. Go! 1535 01:45:02,713 --> 01:45:04,381 Here we go! 1536 01:45:18,020 --> 01:45:22,232 Dude, is my face okay? I think you melted it off. 1537 01:45:23,484 --> 01:45:26,486 All right, now the next thing I wanna hear. . . 1538 01:45:26,696 --> 01:45:30,824 The very next thing. . . I don't wanna hear anything unless I hear 1539 01:45:32,118 --> 01:45:37,580 a gut-busting drum solo from Freddy. Take it away! 1540 01:45:48,801 --> 01:45:53,304 It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll 1541 01:45:55,433 --> 01:46:00,061 Yes, it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll 1542 01:46:00,813 --> 01:46:02,605 My gut got busted ! 1543 01:46:04,108 --> 01:46:05,775 What did you do, Freddy? 1544 01:46:10,656 --> 01:46:15,160 Now I think it's time we heard from a little somebody. 1545 01:46:17,830 --> 01:46:20,915 Lawrence on lead solo keyboard, go! 1546 01:46:36,140 --> 01:46:39,851 Long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll 1547 01:46:40,019 --> 01:46:42,979 All right, slow it up. Listen up, you guys. 1548 01:46:43,147 --> 01:46:44,689 Here's what I need. 1549 01:46:44,857 --> 01:46:48,026 I need you girls to repeat after me. . . 1550 01:47:01,707 --> 01:47:03,166 All right. 1551 01:47:03,334 --> 01:47:05,251 Now the first test is over. 1552 01:47:05,836 --> 01:47:12,092 I'm gonna need Alicia to give me a two-second vocal solo. Here it comes. 1553 01:47:12,259 --> 01:47:17,931 'Cause it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll 1554 01:47:18,641 --> 01:47:22,602 Don't Bogart the mike, Alicia. That was beautiful, but now it's time. 1555 01:47:22,812 --> 01:47:24,771 Come on, Tomika, melt it. 1556 01:47:32,154 --> 01:47:33,780 That was tasty. 1557 01:47:34,406 --> 01:47:37,492 Marta, blow my brains out. Go. 1558 01:47:37,660 --> 01:47:41,037 -The movie is over -Movie's really over 1559 01:47:41,455 --> 01:47:44,874 -But we're still on screen -But we're still on screen 1560 01:47:45,042 --> 01:47:48,253 -Everybody's rocking -Everybody's rocking 1561 01:47:48,420 --> 01:47:52,048 -And we came from Horace Green? -We came from Horace Green 1562 01:47:55,553 --> 01:47:58,513 It's time for my solo 1563 01:48:11,694 --> 01:48:15,280 -Movie's almost over -Movie's almost over 1564 01:48:15,447 --> 01:48:18,908 -Credits got to roll -Credits got to roll 1565 01:48:19,076 --> 01:48:22,579 -Look at that name there -Look at that name there 1566 01:48:22,788 --> 01:48:25,957 -I do not know that guy -I do not know that guy 1567 01:48:26,125 --> 01:48:27,542 Say, get out now 1568 01:48:27,710 --> 01:48:29,252 -Getting out -Getting out 1569 01:48:29,420 --> 01:48:31,462 -It's time to go now -Time to go 1570 01:48:31,589 --> 01:48:33,965 Other people gotta come in for the next show 1571 01:48:34,133 --> 01:48:35,592 You're getting in the way 1572 01:48:35,801 --> 01:48:38,970 The cleaning guy is coming to clean up the sticky stuff on the floor 1573 01:48:40,306 --> 01:48:47,145 It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll 1574 01:48:47,438 --> 01:48:51,983 Yes, it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll 1575 01:48:52,151 --> 01:48:54,319 All right, that's it. Stop, you guys, stop. 1576 01:48:55,946 --> 01:48:59,532 Seriously, you guys. All right, take five. 1577 01:49:01,410 --> 01:49:03,119 Take five. 1578 01:49:03,829 --> 01:49:05,538 You wanna go? All right. 1579 01:49:05,706 --> 01:49:07,999 -That was a good class. -I'll see you, man.