1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:03,175 --> 00:01:04,233 That was good. 3 00:01:07,079 --> 00:01:08,603 Top dog, big dog, bad dog. 4 00:01:11,216 --> 00:01:12,706 Who's the best dog? 5 00:01:12,951 --> 00:01:14,578 That's my dog. 6 00:01:15,487 --> 00:01:17,512 Who's the best dog? 7 00:01:17,923 --> 00:01:19,584 That's my dog. 8 00:01:20,225 --> 00:01:22,352 It's a big, bad dog. 9 00:01:37,576 --> 00:01:39,339 Number one dog. Dog at the top. 10 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:42,640 Slow down, Fido. We need to talk. 11 00:01:42,948 --> 00:01:44,279 -Yeah? -Vince. 12 00:01:44,483 --> 00:01:47,975 You see the Vitagirl numbers? You hit that demographic dead on. 13 00:01:48,286 --> 00:01:49,617 Yeah, looking good. 14 00:01:49,821 --> 00:01:51,482 -Talk about what? -Us. 15 00:01:51,690 --> 00:01:54,158 We're 24 hours away from fast-food fame... 16 00:01:54,359 --> 00:01:57,226 ...or oblivion. Will you sign off on that copy? 17 00:01:57,429 --> 00:01:58,418 No. 18 00:01:58,630 --> 00:02:00,291 No? What do you mean, no? 19 00:02:00,499 --> 00:02:03,297 Nelson, we've been killing ourselves with this-- 20 00:02:03,502 --> 00:02:04,935 -What? -Meet you in 20. 21 00:02:05,137 --> 00:02:06,126 Nelson! 22 00:02:09,141 --> 00:02:11,268 I remember growing up. 23 00:02:11,476 --> 00:02:13,000 -Summertime... -I'm starving! 24 00:02:13,211 --> 00:02:14,940 -...baseball. .. -Ready for the game? 25 00:02:15,147 --> 00:02:16,671 -You bet. -Go get 'em! 26 00:02:16,882 --> 00:02:18,281 ...and Dr. Diggity Dogs. 27 00:02:18,483 --> 00:02:22,010 Us. Isn't there some kind of limit on the "us" talks? 28 00:02:22,354 --> 00:02:24,083 One, okay. Two, if necessary. 29 00:02:24,289 --> 00:02:26,052 Three, cruel and unusual. 30 00:02:26,258 --> 00:02:27,247 Great dog, big dog. 31 00:02:27,459 --> 00:02:30,257 Forgot about my parents, didn't you? 32 00:02:30,829 --> 00:02:33,229 I can't make it. I'm sorry. 33 00:02:33,732 --> 00:02:36,565 Nelson, this is their third trip to the city. 34 00:02:37,669 --> 00:02:40,069 You could make an effort. 35 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,907 This is important to me. 36 00:02:43,108 --> 00:02:45,133 This account is very important to me. 37 00:02:45,577 --> 00:02:49,069 It's Dr. Diggity, practically an American institution. 38 00:02:49,347 --> 00:02:50,837 American institution. 39 00:02:51,049 --> 00:02:52,516 Dr. Diggity. Amer-- 40 00:02:52,718 --> 00:02:53,707 No. 41 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,888 You know, there are people who don't work 24 hours a day. 42 00:02:57,222 --> 00:02:59,588 They stop, relax... 43 00:02:59,791 --> 00:03:01,725 ...have lives. 44 00:03:05,197 --> 00:03:08,462 I have a life, Angelica. And I'm late for it. 45 00:03:14,439 --> 00:03:16,498 I'm not sure I like the tag line. 46 00:03:16,775 --> 00:03:18,743 It needs to be deadpan. 47 00:03:18,944 --> 00:03:23,574 -I want to play with it. -If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 48 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:27,641 That rule applies to mediocrity. 49 00:03:27,853 --> 00:03:30,185 -We want perfection. -We want a check. 50 00:03:30,388 --> 00:03:31,980 You worry too much. 51 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:34,681 Worrying about losing keeps you winning. 52 00:03:34,893 --> 00:03:35,882 Congrats. 53 00:03:36,094 --> 00:03:38,688 Nelson, you got the Ad Age for the Pelican spot. 54 00:03:38,897 --> 00:03:39,955 Give that to me. 55 00:03:40,165 --> 00:03:42,759 Look, it says "team." I'm "team." 56 00:03:42,968 --> 00:03:44,230 God! 57 00:03:48,707 --> 00:03:50,299 -Morning, Mr. Moss. -Thanks. 58 00:03:50,509 --> 00:03:53,706 -Vince. -Beatrice, I'll have the-- 59 00:03:54,179 --> 00:03:56,409 Edgar Price is coming out of retirement. 60 00:03:56,615 --> 00:04:00,107 Says he's tired of being ripped off, might as well rip himself off. 61 00:04:00,318 --> 00:04:02,115 Edgar Price, huh? 62 00:04:02,454 --> 00:04:03,443 Was the best. 63 00:04:03,688 --> 00:04:05,417 Remember that Mercedes ad? 64 00:04:05,624 --> 00:04:08,525 The car, floating in outer space, comes right at you. 65 00:04:08,727 --> 00:04:09,819 Genius. 66 00:04:10,362 --> 00:04:11,351 Check this out. 67 00:04:11,563 --> 00:04:12,552 What? 68 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:16,156 Balance. 69 00:04:16,368 --> 00:04:18,563 How's my dream team? Got it locked up? 70 00:04:18,770 --> 00:04:20,635 Sure, chief. Just finessing-- 71 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:22,807 No, no, it's all locked up. 72 00:04:23,008 --> 00:04:24,498 -It's minor details. -Minor. 73 00:04:26,945 --> 00:04:27,934 See that? 74 00:04:28,146 --> 00:04:29,511 Make it happen. 75 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,012 Red! Blood red! 76 00:04:33,218 --> 00:04:35,982 I can't read this. Is English her second language? 77 00:04:37,422 --> 00:04:39,652 You'll love these frames. I ran with your idea. 78 00:04:39,858 --> 00:04:42,725 It's still your idea, just better. Client will love it. 79 00:04:45,864 --> 00:04:47,161 Ethnic. 80 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:51,066 Give me a bonfire, three-quarter. 81 00:04:51,269 --> 00:04:53,897 -More cleavage, more dogs. -There's three girls. 82 00:04:54,105 --> 00:04:56,573 -Let's make this night. -Night? 83 00:04:59,077 --> 00:05:00,772 What's this, porno? 84 00:05:01,513 --> 00:05:03,174 You said you wanted edge. 85 00:05:04,115 --> 00:05:05,878 -I don't feel it. -There you are. 86 00:05:06,084 --> 00:05:08,518 -Blood red. -Forget your 1 :00 at the DMV? 87 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,709 Reschedule. 88 00:05:10,755 --> 00:05:12,279 I don't have time. 89 00:05:12,490 --> 00:05:14,424 Wait till the presentation's over. 90 00:05:14,626 --> 00:05:17,720 If you don't renew today, they'll suspend your license. 91 00:05:17,929 --> 00:05:20,557 You get pulled over, they can throw you in jail. 92 00:05:20,765 --> 00:05:22,858 Bet you don't have time for that either. 93 00:05:23,068 --> 00:05:25,764 Nobody beats the DMV. Not even you. 94 00:05:25,971 --> 00:05:27,063 Bye-bye. 95 00:05:27,272 --> 00:05:28,603 I got it. 96 00:05:29,608 --> 00:05:32,475 -I don't feel it. -Not feeling it. Blood red. 97 00:05:32,677 --> 00:05:34,645 Blood red! Let's go, let's bleed! 98 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:50,350 Thanks. 99 00:05:55,133 --> 00:05:58,432 All right, there will be no talking, eating or drinking... 100 00:05:58,637 --> 00:06:00,104 ...during the test. 101 00:06:00,305 --> 00:06:04,241 If your personal hygiene becomes a distraction... 102 00:06:04,442 --> 00:06:06,535 ...you'll be asked to leave. 103 00:06:10,115 --> 00:06:11,446 Sorry. 104 00:06:12,784 --> 00:06:15,548 If you need to use the bathroom, raise your hand. 105 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:18,345 Would you pass me the Colombo, please? 106 00:06:18,723 --> 00:06:20,315 Yeah, the salami. 107 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:25,593 Thanks. 108 00:06:26,998 --> 00:06:30,957 You cannot take the test with you to the bathroom. 109 00:06:31,169 --> 00:06:34,161 If you do not come back from the bathroom... 110 00:06:34,372 --> 00:06:36,306 ...you cannot pass the test. 111 00:06:41,947 --> 00:06:42,971 You may begin. 112 00:06:55,093 --> 00:06:56,958 Falling rocks? 113 00:06:58,229 --> 00:07:00,129 Oh, Christ! 114 00:07:14,679 --> 00:07:15,771 Hey. 115 00:07:19,651 --> 00:07:20,640 Number nine... 116 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:22,479 ...true or false? 117 00:07:22,854 --> 00:07:24,151 Oh. 118 00:07:26,124 --> 00:07:27,591 I'm not there yet. 119 00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:29,191 Sorry. 120 00:07:30,295 --> 00:07:32,661 -But when I do mine-- -Excuse me. 121 00:07:37,068 --> 00:07:39,559 Bring your test papers forward, please. 122 00:07:48,646 --> 00:07:49,635 Me? 123 00:07:49,914 --> 00:07:51,040 You. 124 00:07:52,550 --> 00:07:54,882 With the scarf, yes. 125 00:08:04,362 --> 00:08:05,556 I wasn't cheating. 126 00:08:05,764 --> 00:08:07,994 Why would I cheat on a DMV test? 127 00:08:08,199 --> 00:08:10,531 You may retake the test in 30 days. 128 00:08:12,203 --> 00:08:13,534 That's a joke, right? 129 00:08:15,807 --> 00:08:17,240 Thirty days? 130 00:08:17,442 --> 00:08:18,875 That's a whole month. 131 00:08:22,614 --> 00:08:23,842 Great. 132 00:08:26,217 --> 00:08:27,548 Fine. 133 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:30,783 Guess I'm going. 134 00:08:32,824 --> 00:08:34,189 Walking. 135 00:08:37,562 --> 00:08:38,620 Hey... 136 00:08:38,830 --> 00:08:40,024 ...good luck. 137 00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:50,129 Shane and Dunne. 138 00:08:50,341 --> 00:08:52,332 -Nelson Moss for Vince. -One moment. 139 00:08:53,278 --> 00:08:56,770 -Did Ruben tweak the music? -No, he said it's fine. 140 00:08:56,981 --> 00:08:58,380 Shit. 141 00:08:59,684 --> 00:09:00,708 Cut him. 142 00:09:00,919 --> 00:09:03,945 Get Johnson McDonald. Give him the sample. Tell him-- 143 00:09:04,289 --> 00:09:07,486 -You've lost your mind. -No, beg him for 10 tomorrow. 144 00:09:07,692 --> 00:09:09,592 -That's crazy! -How did it go? 145 00:09:09,894 --> 00:09:11,555 Did you get your license? 146 00:09:11,763 --> 00:09:12,889 -Vince. -What? 147 00:09:13,098 --> 00:09:16,727 What do you think about this? "Barking mad for Dr. Diggity." 148 00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:19,028 -That sucks. -Congratulations. 149 00:09:19,838 --> 00:09:21,271 You can read. 150 00:09:22,006 --> 00:09:23,735 -Call you back. -No, no-- 151 00:09:24,142 --> 00:09:25,541 Can I help you? 152 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:29,769 Can you help me? 153 00:09:29,981 --> 00:09:31,039 Yeah. 154 00:09:34,285 --> 00:09:35,616 That's your van, isn't it? 155 00:09:37,622 --> 00:09:39,317 Is this your car? 156 00:09:39,858 --> 00:09:41,189 Wow. 157 00:09:41,659 --> 00:09:44,321 -Nice. -You can't drive, right. 158 00:09:44,529 --> 00:09:45,723 No. 159 00:09:46,464 --> 00:09:48,523 This is the way that you.... 160 00:09:49,634 --> 00:09:50,862 Right. 161 00:09:51,102 --> 00:09:52,296 Shit. 162 00:09:52,737 --> 00:09:54,295 How much do you make a month? 163 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,064 Doesn't look like much. 164 00:09:56,274 --> 00:09:57,764 I'll cover your expenses. 165 00:09:57,976 --> 00:09:59,944 Here, call my secretary. 166 00:10:00,245 --> 00:10:01,610 We'll work it out. 167 00:10:01,813 --> 00:10:03,974 Is this quest for redemption from remorse? 168 00:10:04,182 --> 00:10:07,481 Or are you scared my sitting on your car will cause a dent? 169 00:10:08,153 --> 00:10:09,142 The dent. 170 00:10:10,722 --> 00:10:12,246 That's what I thought. 171 00:10:18,429 --> 00:10:19,555 What are you doing? 172 00:10:19,764 --> 00:10:20,992 Buying redemption. 173 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:24,631 Redemption's not for sale today. 174 00:10:24,836 --> 00:10:25,996 Sorry. 175 00:10:27,505 --> 00:10:28,938 Okay. 176 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:30,505 Guess I'm going to hell. 177 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:33,103 Get off the car. 178 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:35,668 Okay. 179 00:10:39,684 --> 00:10:40,946 Bye. 180 00:10:59,737 --> 00:11:01,602 Yeah, here we go. 181 00:11:01,806 --> 00:11:03,205 I'm gonna get it. 182 00:11:04,075 --> 00:11:05,303 Get it. 183 00:11:07,412 --> 00:11:08,674 Okay. 184 00:11:09,113 --> 00:11:10,341 What is it? 185 00:11:10,715 --> 00:11:12,273 It's a hot dog. 186 00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:14,108 It's a hot dog. 187 00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:19,546 It's a hot hot dog. 188 00:11:19,757 --> 00:11:21,452 It's a hot dog. 189 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:27,057 It's a hot dog. 190 00:11:33,905 --> 00:11:34,963 Yeah? 191 00:11:35,173 --> 00:11:37,300 Mr. Moss, it's Manny from downstairs. 192 00:11:37,508 --> 00:11:40,602 We have a bit of a situation. There's a lady here... 193 00:11:40,812 --> 00:11:43,679 ... who's saying strange, personal things about you. 194 00:11:43,881 --> 00:11:45,212 You can't talk to him! 195 00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:47,350 -Move over. -You can't talk to him. 196 00:11:47,552 --> 00:11:49,816 I can talk to him. Look, I'm going to. 197 00:11:50,021 --> 00:11:51,545 How are you, big spender? 198 00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:55,317 Remember me? I'm downstairs. You want to come down here? 199 00:11:56,327 --> 00:11:58,158 I can't stop thinking about you. 200 00:11:59,364 --> 00:12:00,695 -Did he hear me? -Yeah. 201 00:12:00,898 --> 00:12:03,025 -You sure? -I think he hear you. 202 00:12:03,234 --> 00:12:04,496 Hello? 203 00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:06,169 Yeah. 204 00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:07,360 Okay, I'll-- 205 00:12:07,572 --> 00:12:09,005 -What? -I'll see you in five. 206 00:12:09,207 --> 00:12:11,107 Okay, I'm down here. 207 00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:12,668 Okay? 208 00:12:15,013 --> 00:12:17,004 Then my wife, she says to me: 209 00:12:17,215 --> 00:12:18,580 "You can fix nothing." 210 00:12:18,783 --> 00:12:20,683 So then she leaves me for plumber. 211 00:12:20,885 --> 00:12:23,251 -No. -Yeah, plumber. 212 00:12:24,155 --> 00:12:25,349 Look at that, Manny. 213 00:12:25,556 --> 00:12:27,285 My very own Prince Charming. 214 00:12:31,396 --> 00:12:35,264 I don't think I've ever met such a royal asshole in my entire life. 215 00:12:37,335 --> 00:12:40,964 So does your mom know you treat women like hookers... 216 00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:42,799 ...or did she raise you to believe... 217 00:12:43,007 --> 00:12:46,101 ...that being nice means patronizing the whole world? 218 00:12:46,311 --> 00:12:48,438 Uh-oh, I smell trouble. 219 00:12:48,646 --> 00:12:50,739 -Can I talk to you? -Yeah. 220 00:12:51,082 --> 00:12:52,481 Bye, Manny. 221 00:12:56,454 --> 00:12:58,888 -How did you find me? -I'm smart. 222 00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:01,625 So, I need a ride. 223 00:13:01,826 --> 00:13:03,054 Is this a joke? 224 00:13:03,561 --> 00:13:05,825 Well, you're the reason I can't drive. 225 00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:08,794 So the least you can do is schlep me somewhere. 226 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,059 It'll be painless. Where's your car? 227 00:13:13,638 --> 00:13:16,368 Been a ball, but some of us have to work. 228 00:13:16,574 --> 00:13:18,769 Please don't make me throw a tantrum. 229 00:13:18,976 --> 00:13:22,309 Would you like to get naked with us? We have a tub full of fudge! 230 00:13:22,513 --> 00:13:23,480 Ignore her. 231 00:13:23,681 --> 00:13:25,308 -It'll be fun! -Ignore her. 232 00:13:25,516 --> 00:13:27,074 -He's cute! -What are you doing? 233 00:13:28,553 --> 00:13:29,713 You know what? 234 00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:31,786 You're a flasher. A flasher! 235 00:13:31,989 --> 00:13:33,980 -It has to stop. -Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. 236 00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:36,490 -Don't walk away! -I'll call the police. 237 00:13:36,694 --> 00:13:38,685 -He keeps flashing! -Medication. 238 00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:39,885 Are you nuts? 239 00:13:40,098 --> 00:13:41,224 I live here. 240 00:13:41,432 --> 00:13:42,763 Do you have any shame? 241 00:13:44,702 --> 00:13:46,795 Well, I just want a ride. 242 00:13:47,505 --> 00:13:48,972 Please? 243 00:13:58,983 --> 00:14:00,450 Oh, by the way... 244 00:14:00,651 --> 00:14:02,209 ...I'm Sara Deever. 245 00:14:03,087 --> 00:14:04,577 Nice to meet you. 246 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:09,085 You want to get in the right lane. 247 00:14:09,327 --> 00:14:11,921 -Put your indicator-- -I know how to drive. 248 00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:13,427 Okay. 249 00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:15,996 You want to take the 80 to Oakland. 250 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,827 -Oakland? -Yeah. 251 00:14:18,369 --> 00:14:21,964 -You said this would be quick. -I also said it would be painless. 252 00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:25,108 This is really nice of you to do this for me. 253 00:14:25,309 --> 00:14:28,540 And I'm sorry if I went too far, but I did need this ride. 254 00:14:28,746 --> 00:14:30,976 So I really appreciate it. Thanks. 255 00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:33,679 Right here. 256 00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:43,550 What do you plan to do with that? 257 00:14:45,129 --> 00:14:47,393 Commit a heinous crime. What else? 258 00:14:47,598 --> 00:14:50,590 You'll wait for me, right? Right? 259 00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:56,368 Of course you will. 260 00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:23,361 What am I doing? 261 00:15:24,602 --> 00:15:26,035 What am I doing? 262 00:15:50,661 --> 00:15:52,424 Go! Go! 263 00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,860 Go, go, go! 264 00:16:04,609 --> 00:16:05,598 Oh, my God! 265 00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:07,778 That was so great! 266 00:16:08,479 --> 00:16:10,003 Feel like Bonnie and Clyde? 267 00:16:10,214 --> 00:16:11,704 No, I don't. 268 00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:14,077 -Why not? -They got shot. 269 00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:21,851 -Don't open it. I don't want to know. -Just relax. 270 00:16:22,226 --> 00:16:25,320 They're just my little furry friends. Say, "Hi, Nelson." 271 00:16:25,563 --> 00:16:29,932 Somebody was gonna do nasty little experiments on your brains. 272 00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:32,364 But I wouldn't have it. 273 00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:39,172 What do you do, by the way? 274 00:16:40,511 --> 00:16:42,376 I'm in advertising. 275 00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,275 Advertising. 276 00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:46,643 So you enjoy it? 277 00:16:47,618 --> 00:16:50,519 People tend to enjoy what they're really good at. 278 00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:56,053 Besides your job, what else makes you miserable? 279 00:16:57,295 --> 00:16:59,092 I mean, what do you do for fun? 280 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,532 I didn't think so. 281 00:17:03,801 --> 00:17:05,928 No hobbies? 282 00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:08,867 No diversions? No kinky obsessions? 283 00:17:09,507 --> 00:17:12,169 For one quick second there, I thought you-- 284 00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,173 Just get in the car. 285 00:17:24,755 --> 00:17:26,620 Want to come up for cocoa? 286 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,826 As titillating as the evening's been, I'm afraid not. 287 00:17:32,997 --> 00:17:34,294 Okay. 288 00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:37,760 How about I make you a deal? 289 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:41,666 Come up for one cup, and I'll never ask you for another ride. 290 00:17:41,872 --> 00:17:43,430 No, thanks. 291 00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:46,298 Okay. 292 00:17:47,044 --> 00:17:48,238 Thanks. 293 00:17:50,081 --> 00:17:51,810 I'll see you tomorrow then. 294 00:17:52,016 --> 00:17:54,177 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 295 00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:55,579 Hold on. 296 00:17:55,786 --> 00:17:56,912 Hold on. 297 00:17:57,121 --> 00:17:58,850 8:00 is good for you, right? 298 00:17:59,056 --> 00:18:01,923 You, me, Manny, the doorman, that whole thing? 299 00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:20,804 Come in. 300 00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:28,710 There you guys go. 301 00:18:40,698 --> 00:18:42,393 I can help you. 302 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,629 See, I have a gift. 303 00:18:44,835 --> 00:18:47,497 A special ability to help men with problems. 304 00:18:47,738 --> 00:18:49,035 I don't have problems. 305 00:18:50,141 --> 00:18:52,575 Now, see that, usually, is the first sign. 306 00:18:52,777 --> 00:18:53,766 Of what? 307 00:18:53,978 --> 00:18:54,967 Denial. 308 00:18:55,179 --> 00:18:56,168 Denial? 309 00:18:56,414 --> 00:18:59,042 First of all, I think you work too much. 310 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:02,014 Really? And what do you know about work? 311 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:03,878 Plenty. 312 00:19:04,088 --> 00:19:07,956 You admitted you do nothing else and it doesn't make you happy. 313 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:10,520 I admitted nothing. I was silent. 314 00:19:10,728 --> 00:19:12,559 No special interests, no pets. 315 00:19:12,763 --> 00:19:13,752 You hate dogs. 316 00:19:13,964 --> 00:19:14,953 Busted. 317 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,225 Actually I do have a pet, a fish. 318 00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:18,830 A fish? 319 00:19:19,036 --> 00:19:21,095 Doesn't count. Cold-blooded. Sorry. 320 00:19:21,906 --> 00:19:25,069 No, you are a walking case study. 321 00:19:26,277 --> 00:19:27,266 Look at you. 322 00:19:28,012 --> 00:19:30,640 You're a workaholic at such an advanced stage... 323 00:19:30,848 --> 00:19:34,306 ...that your intimacy skills have withered away to almost nothing. 324 00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:35,576 Left untreated... 325 00:19:35,786 --> 00:19:38,254 ...you could become emotionally extinct. 326 00:19:39,356 --> 00:19:41,153 Out of sheer perverse curiosity... 327 00:19:41,358 --> 00:19:44,589 ...how does a lunatic like you help a guy like me? 328 00:19:47,064 --> 00:19:48,895 You live in a box. 329 00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:51,466 I could lift the lid... 330 00:19:51,669 --> 00:19:52,863 ...let some light in. 331 00:19:54,138 --> 00:19:56,231 Wow, that's deep. 332 00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,440 I feel almost cured just hearing it. 333 00:20:01,412 --> 00:20:02,674 Well... 334 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,211 ...if you want my help... 335 00:20:04,415 --> 00:20:06,679 ...it'll require a commitment on your part. 336 00:20:08,886 --> 00:20:11,582 You have to live with me here for a month. 337 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,523 No more, no less... 338 00:20:14,725 --> 00:20:15,987 ...and no work allowed. 339 00:20:18,863 --> 00:20:20,330 You don't even know me... 340 00:20:20,698 --> 00:20:23,166 ...and you're inviting me to move in? 341 00:20:24,502 --> 00:20:28,302 And how's my girlfriend supposed to feel about that? 342 00:20:29,173 --> 00:20:30,367 Girlfriend? 343 00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:32,565 You don't have a girlfriend. 344 00:20:34,044 --> 00:20:36,308 I mean, it's something you feel. 345 00:20:36,714 --> 00:20:40,548 There's something intimate a woman leaves on a man that you don't have. 346 00:20:41,085 --> 00:20:42,484 Her name's Angelica. 347 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:47,858 Well, I feel sorry for Angelica. 348 00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:49,519 Great. 349 00:20:51,061 --> 00:20:55,293 I'll relay that to her when I leave. Which is...right about now. 350 00:20:55,766 --> 00:20:57,825 October's almost over. 351 00:20:58,202 --> 00:21:00,432 We can start midnight... 352 00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:02,367 ...first of November. 353 00:21:02,573 --> 00:21:06,532 If you're brave enough to commit, I'll devote myself entirely to you. 354 00:21:08,045 --> 00:21:11,071 Brave enough, but not stupid enough. 355 00:21:11,382 --> 00:21:13,441 Now listen up, moonbeam. 356 00:21:13,651 --> 00:21:14,845 Here's how it works. 357 00:21:15,452 --> 00:21:17,477 No more harassment. No more rides. 358 00:21:17,688 --> 00:21:19,087 No more extortion. 359 00:21:19,423 --> 00:21:21,482 Next time you come into my building... 360 00:21:21,926 --> 00:21:23,917 ...l really will call the cops. 361 00:21:38,309 --> 00:21:40,243 This is your image, Mr. Leach. 362 00:21:40,778 --> 00:21:42,712 We polled your primary demographic. 363 00:21:43,013 --> 00:21:44,878 I Know what 89 percent said? 364 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,444 "Boring." 365 00:21:46,817 --> 00:21:48,284 "Safe." 366 00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:53,680 We need to drop a bomb. 367 00:21:53,924 --> 00:21:56,859 You don't want hot dogs "safe." 368 00:21:57,261 --> 00:21:58,626 What's in a hot dog? 369 00:21:58,829 --> 00:22:01,093 Don't tell me. I don't want to know. 370 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,767 They're dangerous. 371 00:22:05,569 --> 00:22:07,036 What are we selling here? 372 00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:10,207 We're selling temptation, desire... 373 00:22:10,407 --> 00:22:11,874 ...animal instincts... 374 00:22:12,276 --> 00:22:13,971 ...gluttony, sin. 375 00:22:14,578 --> 00:22:17,172 We want to show man as he really is. 376 00:22:17,381 --> 00:22:18,439 A savage. 377 00:22:19,049 --> 00:22:20,812 He needs fire. He needs food. 378 00:22:21,085 --> 00:22:22,382 He hunts and gathers. 379 00:22:22,586 --> 00:22:23,951 What does he get? 380 00:22:25,389 --> 00:22:26,720 He gets a hot dog. 381 00:22:27,091 --> 00:22:28,217 We're pagans. 382 00:22:28,425 --> 00:22:29,619 We love our rituals. 383 00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:32,387 Our team hits a home run, we're screaming. 384 00:22:32,596 --> 00:22:34,029 What do we want? 385 00:22:35,032 --> 00:22:36,192 We want a hot dog. 386 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,834 Let's go to your preteen demographic. 387 00:22:39,203 --> 00:22:40,932 Kids, the little angels. 388 00:22:41,138 --> 00:22:43,072 They're not. They're monsters. 389 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:46,710 We give them a tuna sandwich, they don't want a tuna sandwich. 390 00:22:46,911 --> 00:22:49,311 They want a hot dog! 391 00:22:50,114 --> 00:22:51,274 We need women. 392 00:22:51,482 --> 00:22:52,676 We've got the mothers... 393 00:22:53,517 --> 00:22:54,848 ...we want their daughters. 394 00:22:55,219 --> 00:22:57,983 Let's ask that age-old question: 395 00:22:58,188 --> 00:23:00,884 "What does a woman really want?" 396 00:23:01,225 --> 00:23:02,214 You know. 397 00:23:02,426 --> 00:23:03,586 I know. 398 00:23:04,795 --> 00:23:06,285 She wants a hot dog. 399 00:23:06,697 --> 00:23:08,665 We're hot-blooded. We need sex! 400 00:23:08,866 --> 00:23:11,494 We need a sinful, dangerous food! 401 00:23:11,702 --> 00:23:13,169 What is it? 402 00:23:14,138 --> 00:23:16,163 It's a hot dog! 403 00:23:16,607 --> 00:23:18,575 It's a hot dog! 404 00:23:18,776 --> 00:23:21,040 It's a hot dog! 405 00:23:22,246 --> 00:23:23,338 It's a hot dog. 406 00:23:23,547 --> 00:23:26,812 "Dr. Diggity. It's a hot dog." 407 00:23:37,528 --> 00:23:38,517 No. 408 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:43,826 No? 409 00:23:44,935 --> 00:23:45,993 What do you mean? 410 00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:48,131 It's not for us. 411 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:51,035 You don't understand our company. 412 00:23:51,241 --> 00:23:53,106 I don't understand? 413 00:23:56,413 --> 00:23:58,210 What did you ask us for? 414 00:23:58,582 --> 00:23:59,674 Edge. 415 00:23:59,917 --> 00:24:02,044 This is edge. 416 00:24:02,386 --> 00:24:04,820 We're going with Baker Bohanon. 417 00:24:05,022 --> 00:24:07,081 I think you're making a mistake. 418 00:24:08,058 --> 00:24:10,652 I've seen your sales. You're in big trouble. 419 00:24:11,028 --> 00:24:14,828 Oh, no. We are America's favorite hot dog, son. 420 00:24:15,099 --> 00:24:16,930 Were. Were. 421 00:24:17,267 --> 00:24:18,427 You're a dinosaur. 422 00:24:18,902 --> 00:24:20,927 You're flat-lining. 423 00:24:22,072 --> 00:24:23,471 You're dead meat. 424 00:24:23,674 --> 00:24:26,142 And you just went too far, you little punk. 425 00:24:26,343 --> 00:24:29,141 So I'll tell you what I really think of your campaign. 426 00:24:29,346 --> 00:24:31,610 This is cheap, tasteless crap. 427 00:24:31,815 --> 00:24:32,804 Really? 428 00:24:33,017 --> 00:24:35,212 That's funny, because so is your product. 429 00:24:35,419 --> 00:24:36,249 Stop it. 430 00:24:36,453 --> 00:24:38,751 I make a wholesome hot dog, you prick. 431 00:24:38,956 --> 00:24:40,218 It's mystery meat. 432 00:24:40,424 --> 00:24:43,484 -Come on, Nelson! -It's toxic waste in a tube! 433 00:24:43,994 --> 00:24:45,461 You're killing me! 434 00:24:45,662 --> 00:24:48,187 You're killing us! You're killing all of us! 435 00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:49,866 Mr. Leach! Hey, buddy! 436 00:24:55,472 --> 00:24:57,997 What the hell happened in there? 437 00:24:58,208 --> 00:24:59,232 I know. 438 00:24:59,443 --> 00:25:00,933 Can you believe that asshole? 439 00:25:01,145 --> 00:25:03,113 Baker Bohanon. 440 00:25:05,883 --> 00:25:08,511 I've always said you're brilliant. A machine. 441 00:25:08,719 --> 00:25:11,779 But I knew one day you'd snap, and we'd all burn. 442 00:25:12,322 --> 00:25:14,256 What are you talking about, burn? 443 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:17,723 You know what was at stake? How many millions you lost? 444 00:25:18,262 --> 00:25:21,356 You just dragged my agency's name through the gutter. 445 00:25:21,565 --> 00:25:22,862 Hold on a second. 446 00:25:23,067 --> 00:25:24,159 Gutter? 447 00:25:24,368 --> 00:25:26,359 I'm the best thing this agency's got. 448 00:25:26,870 --> 00:25:29,771 And that rabid dog routine makes you the best? 449 00:25:29,973 --> 00:25:31,998 I don't think so. It makes you a wreck! 450 00:25:32,209 --> 00:25:34,473 It makes you a liability. 451 00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:37,346 You need a vacation. Now. 452 00:25:37,548 --> 00:25:38,981 Screw vacation. 453 00:25:39,183 --> 00:25:41,515 Give me another account. Come on. 454 00:25:41,985 --> 00:25:44,283 Nelson, did you hear me? 455 00:25:44,488 --> 00:25:45,750 Take a vacation. 456 00:25:46,356 --> 00:25:48,881 Short or permanent, your choice. 457 00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:51,727 Are you threatening me? 458 00:25:54,731 --> 00:25:56,392 That's hilarious. 459 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,194 I'm two Clio's ahead of the game, Ray. 460 00:25:59,403 --> 00:26:01,598 You can't afford to lose me. 461 00:26:02,139 --> 00:26:03,265 You're fired. 462 00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:05,864 Say that again. 463 00:26:08,378 --> 00:26:10,209 I don't think I heard you. 464 00:26:10,314 --> 00:26:11,747 You're fired! 465 00:26:33,036 --> 00:26:34,333 God, am l... 466 00:26:34,538 --> 00:26:35,835 ...glad to see you. 467 00:26:39,676 --> 00:26:42,008 You've got to be kidding me. 468 00:27:06,203 --> 00:27:07,693 Mr. Moss? 469 00:27:08,238 --> 00:27:09,933 Are you doing okay? 470 00:27:10,574 --> 00:27:11,563 I'm fine. 471 00:27:11,975 --> 00:27:13,602 You have a deliv-- 472 00:27:15,245 --> 00:27:17,213 You have delivery. 473 00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:22,352 -Leave it! -I do not think you want me do that. 474 00:27:22,653 --> 00:27:25,247 It's from the crazy lady from the other night. 475 00:27:25,455 --> 00:27:27,719 She tell me I have to deliver in the flesh. 476 00:27:27,925 --> 00:27:29,256 I said, leave it! 477 00:27:29,826 --> 00:27:31,191 Okay. 478 00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:58,020 You've got to be kidding me. 479 00:28:07,064 --> 00:28:08,122 Hey! 480 00:28:08,532 --> 00:28:11,467 Do me a favor. Stay out of my life. 481 00:28:11,668 --> 00:28:12,794 Goodbye. 482 00:28:13,003 --> 00:28:14,163 Is that Ernie? 483 00:28:14,371 --> 00:28:15,804 It's Ernie! 484 00:28:16,006 --> 00:28:18,304 I missed you so much! Hi. 485 00:28:18,508 --> 00:28:20,032 Did you rethink my offer? 486 00:28:20,244 --> 00:28:23,304 I don't feel like playing the Deever Mad Hatter game. 487 00:28:23,513 --> 00:28:24,707 What is this? 488 00:28:24,915 --> 00:28:26,780 -What happened? -Nothing. 489 00:28:26,984 --> 00:28:29,544 -Can I look at it? -Why? 490 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,088 Because I'm a vampire. 491 00:28:34,391 --> 00:28:35,722 Because it's bleeding. 492 00:28:36,059 --> 00:28:39,825 And maybe.... Maybe I can help you. 493 00:28:41,431 --> 00:28:43,831 What are you after? What do you want from me? 494 00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:47,803 You should come with me. 495 00:28:49,172 --> 00:28:51,470 Why are you sending me dogs? 496 00:28:56,313 --> 00:28:59,043 So, what did you do today? 497 00:28:59,416 --> 00:29:01,213 What did I do today? 498 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,712 I got fired. 499 00:29:05,222 --> 00:29:07,190 They took the company car... 500 00:29:07,891 --> 00:29:09,859 ...and my girlfriend left me. 501 00:29:11,161 --> 00:29:12,150 Perfect. 502 00:29:13,730 --> 00:29:14,992 Define "perfect." 503 00:29:15,365 --> 00:29:16,662 Well... 504 00:29:17,534 --> 00:29:19,229 ...it's the first of November. 505 00:29:19,436 --> 00:29:21,370 Our month to be together. 506 00:29:21,872 --> 00:29:24,102 You're actually serious about this. 507 00:29:24,308 --> 00:29:25,536 Oh, yeah. Very. 508 00:29:25,942 --> 00:29:28,877 You think I'm just gonna drop everything? 509 00:29:30,914 --> 00:29:34,941 I don't want to bust your bubble, but it sounds like you already have. 510 00:29:35,152 --> 00:29:36,813 Live here... 511 00:29:37,187 --> 00:29:39,917 ...and let you mess with my head for a whole month? 512 00:29:40,991 --> 00:29:43,459 I don't know if I would put it that way... 513 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:46,026 ...but yeah, I think you should. 514 00:29:46,730 --> 00:29:48,857 I'm sorry, I can't stand watches. 515 00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:52,198 So this... 516 00:29:52,402 --> 00:29:53,892 ...whatever you call it-- 517 00:29:54,104 --> 00:29:56,538 -Help. -"Help." 518 00:29:58,175 --> 00:29:59,608 What are you doing? 519 00:29:59,810 --> 00:30:01,209 Taking your shirt off. 520 00:30:01,411 --> 00:30:02,537 Why? 521 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,511 So you can clean up. 522 00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:08,042 Why? 523 00:30:11,054 --> 00:30:13,579 Because you smell like puppy pee. 524 00:30:38,315 --> 00:30:39,976 Just for the night. 525 00:31:50,387 --> 00:31:51,854 Whoa. Hey. 526 00:31:52,055 --> 00:31:53,386 Okay. 527 00:31:53,857 --> 00:31:54,949 What? 528 00:31:57,093 --> 00:31:58,890 Slow, you know. 529 00:32:00,163 --> 00:32:01,187 Yeah. 530 00:32:03,733 --> 00:32:05,200 Gentle. 531 00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:08,327 Look at me. 532 00:32:24,921 --> 00:32:27,446 This is not very comfortable. 533 00:32:28,925 --> 00:32:31,223 Wait, what are you doing? 534 00:32:31,928 --> 00:32:33,725 What does it look like I'm doing? 535 00:32:33,930 --> 00:32:36,091 Wait, just go slow. 536 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,726 Just-- 537 00:32:38,335 --> 00:32:40,860 What's wrong? What's wrong? 538 00:32:42,172 --> 00:32:44,640 -Where are you going? -To hell with this! 539 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,342 But, wait-- 540 00:32:51,081 --> 00:32:52,810 Please wait! 541 00:32:54,684 --> 00:32:56,914 Will you just wait a second? 542 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,453 I have no words to describe how positively wacked you are. 543 00:33:00,690 --> 00:33:04,421 -What are you so pissed off about? -This has been the day from hell. 544 00:33:04,694 --> 00:33:07,629 I don't need you telling me what to do in the sack! 545 00:33:07,831 --> 00:33:10,197 -I didn't mean to. I just-- -Just what? 546 00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:13,368 Making sure your game was going according to plan? 547 00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:15,765 -It's not a game. -Really? 548 00:33:15,972 --> 00:33:17,599 Then just what is it exactly? 549 00:33:17,807 --> 00:33:19,331 I'm trying to help you. 550 00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:22,439 I don't need help. 551 00:33:23,747 --> 00:33:26,375 It doesn't get much sweeter than this. 552 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:29,074 What I'm offering is a win-win situation. 553 00:33:29,286 --> 00:33:31,550 Yeah? And what do you get out of it? 554 00:33:32,689 --> 00:33:34,623 I get to help you. 555 00:33:37,193 --> 00:33:39,423 I don't understand you. This whole thing-- 556 00:33:39,629 --> 00:33:41,722 You don't need to understand me. 557 00:33:42,265 --> 00:33:44,256 You just need to let it happen. 558 00:33:45,802 --> 00:33:47,997 Please, don't go. 559 00:33:49,906 --> 00:33:50,895 Why not? 560 00:33:51,341 --> 00:33:53,275 Because I know you don't want to. 561 00:34:02,385 --> 00:34:05,912 Have you ever considered a career in sales? 562 00:34:08,825 --> 00:34:09,814 No. 563 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,193 Well, you should. 564 00:34:12,862 --> 00:34:14,454 You're relentless. 565 00:34:52,669 --> 00:34:54,159 Nelson... 566 00:34:55,238 --> 00:34:57,604 ...would you like to be my November? 567 00:34:58,341 --> 00:34:59,501 Yes. 568 00:35:50,794 --> 00:35:52,455 -What's your name? -Raquel. 569 00:35:52,662 --> 00:35:54,493 That's a beautiful name. 570 00:35:54,698 --> 00:35:57,599 Could you put an extra shot of chocolate in my mocha? 571 00:35:57,801 --> 00:36:00,099 Chocolate's an aphrodisiac. Did you know that? 572 00:36:00,303 --> 00:36:02,134 You look great in that smock. Yeah. 573 00:36:02,338 --> 00:36:04,772 -Vince. -Where are you? I've been calling-- 574 00:36:04,974 --> 00:36:06,737 -Edgar Price. -Edgar Price? 575 00:36:06,943 --> 00:36:09,707 -Edgar Price. -Edgar Price. What, what, what? 576 00:36:09,913 --> 00:36:13,076 -Can you get us a meeting? -You and me? 577 00:36:13,583 --> 00:36:16,484 You and me. Edgar Price's new company. 578 00:36:16,786 --> 00:36:19,687 -Game? -That's brilliant. That's genius. 579 00:36:19,889 --> 00:36:22,881 I'll do that. They stuck me with that loser, John Heedley. 580 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:25,220 -Can't go on like this. -Vince? 581 00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:27,859 -Call me with news. -Absolutely. 582 00:36:28,064 --> 00:36:28,894 Hey! 583 00:36:32,535 --> 00:36:35,663 -Stop what you're doing, right now. -Why? 584 00:36:36,506 --> 00:36:41,034 Because it's the same boring thing you do every day of your life. 585 00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:43,546 And you can't do that with me. 586 00:36:44,914 --> 00:36:46,745 What's wrong with your TV? 587 00:36:48,184 --> 00:36:49,412 Good morning. 588 00:36:49,686 --> 00:36:50,812 It doesn't work. 589 00:36:51,187 --> 00:36:53,382 Of course it doesn't. It's a planter. 590 00:36:54,457 --> 00:36:55,446 Right. 591 00:36:58,228 --> 00:37:01,095 -Where are my clothes? -I gave them away. 592 00:37:02,398 --> 00:37:03,296 You what? 593 00:37:04,834 --> 00:37:06,233 I gave them away. 594 00:37:07,637 --> 00:37:08,763 Oh, but... 595 00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:12,130 ...look at this. 596 00:37:15,879 --> 00:37:18,006 Oh, yeah, baby! 597 00:37:18,448 --> 00:37:20,643 Freedom. No more suits. 598 00:37:22,519 --> 00:37:23,679 I got you those. 599 00:37:24,521 --> 00:37:28,116 Sara, this is not helpful. Give me my shirt and pants back. 600 00:37:28,491 --> 00:37:30,288 What? It's clothes. 601 00:37:30,493 --> 00:37:33,326 It's just gonna cover your body. What do you care? 602 00:37:35,999 --> 00:37:38,365 Hey, do you like cheese? 603 00:37:38,735 --> 00:37:41,533 Hey there, Ernie. Hi! 604 00:37:41,738 --> 00:37:46,300 Ernie, are you sad? Do you miss your brother? 605 00:37:46,509 --> 00:37:49,842 You'll stay with me until we find you some decent parents. 606 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,147 Hey, by the way, when do I get to meet your parents? 607 00:37:53,516 --> 00:37:55,143 My parents are dead. 608 00:37:57,487 --> 00:37:58,579 I'm sorry. 609 00:37:59,756 --> 00:38:03,214 Sara, I'm not amused. I want my clothes back. Now. 610 00:38:03,426 --> 00:38:06,259 I told you, I gave them away. 611 00:38:08,598 --> 00:38:12,090 I promise, I'll never lie to you. 612 00:38:15,839 --> 00:38:16,828 So... 613 00:38:18,174 --> 00:38:22,611 ...would you like vegan sausage, vegan bacon.... 614 00:38:22,812 --> 00:38:24,609 That's all we got now. Huh? 615 00:38:25,014 --> 00:38:28,848 I make it with a lot of vegan butter so it gets nice and black and crispy. 616 00:38:29,052 --> 00:38:32,681 But if you don't like it that way, I won't make it that way, okay? 617 00:38:32,889 --> 00:38:34,379 Hey, hey. 618 00:38:35,491 --> 00:38:37,322 Three hours sleep last night. 619 00:38:37,894 --> 00:38:42,524 Tried valerian root, melatonin, the Shopping Channel. 620 00:38:44,067 --> 00:38:45,466 You know what did the trick? 621 00:38:45,668 --> 00:38:47,260 -What? -Jimmy Cagney. 622 00:38:48,137 --> 00:38:51,004 Public Enemy. Violence as a tranquilizer. 623 00:38:51,207 --> 00:38:52,902 How twisted is that? 624 00:38:57,881 --> 00:39:00,247 You're looking very sexy today. 625 00:39:00,617 --> 00:39:02,278 -Yeah? -Yeah. 626 00:39:02,619 --> 00:39:03,608 Wow. 627 00:39:05,822 --> 00:39:08,950 I do believe that is my favorite sweatshirt I see. 628 00:39:11,527 --> 00:39:13,119 You must be November. 629 00:39:13,463 --> 00:39:14,623 I must be November? 630 00:39:15,598 --> 00:39:16,792 That's Nelson. 631 00:39:18,401 --> 00:39:21,131 Hey, Nelson. How are you? 632 00:39:21,337 --> 00:39:23,601 -I'm Chaz. -Hey. 633 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,338 You know what? 634 00:39:26,209 --> 00:39:29,110 I Keep the sweatshirt. It looks better on you. 635 00:39:29,746 --> 00:39:34,513 Is this some kind of a communal-culty- squeaky-Charlie type of deal? 636 00:39:34,851 --> 00:39:37,115 That's very good. He's really funny. 637 00:39:37,787 --> 00:39:40,551 Much cooler than October. A lot of good he was. 638 00:39:40,757 --> 00:39:42,019 I gotta go. 639 00:39:43,493 --> 00:39:44,960 -I love you, baby. -I love you. 640 00:39:45,762 --> 00:39:49,198 -You sure you don't want any food? -And get fat like you? 641 00:39:51,701 --> 00:39:54,295 -See you around, Nelson. -See you. 642 00:39:58,408 --> 00:40:01,844 I think I'll pull myself out of monthly rotation while I'm ahead. 643 00:40:02,845 --> 00:40:05,040 What? Nelson. 644 00:40:06,282 --> 00:40:08,773 -Who the hell was that, your pimp? -Chaz? 645 00:40:08,985 --> 00:40:11,385 Chaz lives downstairs. We look after each other. 646 00:40:11,587 --> 00:40:13,612 I think Chaz can take care of himself. 647 00:40:13,823 --> 00:40:15,381 He just needs a good night's sleep. 648 00:40:15,591 --> 00:40:18,685 -Hi, sweetheart, how are you? -Hey, guys. Nelson.... 649 00:40:18,895 --> 00:40:19,884 -Sorry. -It's okay. 650 00:40:20,096 --> 00:40:23,293 I was trying to introduce you. That's AI and Osiris. 651 00:40:23,533 --> 00:40:24,898 They own that bookstore. 652 00:40:25,101 --> 00:40:27,296 They used to be friends with Jack Kerouac. 653 00:40:27,503 --> 00:40:28,800 I don't care. I don't read. 654 00:40:29,005 --> 00:40:31,235 Sara, can you spare 1 5 bucks? 655 00:40:31,507 --> 00:40:34,476 Bruce, I gave you those clothes. Why are you so greedy? 656 00:40:36,045 --> 00:40:38,479 That's my shirt! Those are my pants! 657 00:40:39,682 --> 00:40:42,583 -Doesn't it feel good to give? -No! 658 00:40:42,885 --> 00:40:46,184 -You November? -Where am l? 659 00:40:46,389 --> 00:40:47,378 You have to meet. 660 00:40:47,590 --> 00:40:50,115 Nelson, this is Abner. Abner, Nelson. 661 00:40:50,326 --> 00:40:52,760 Abner's gonna set a world record one day. 662 00:40:52,962 --> 00:40:56,454 -What's today's project? -Standing on one leg. Want to time me? 663 00:40:56,666 --> 00:40:59,032 I have to break the record of 300 hours. 664 00:41:00,036 --> 00:41:01,765 -No. -Loser. 665 00:41:02,538 --> 00:41:03,937 Get a life. 666 00:41:05,008 --> 00:41:05,997 Good one. 667 00:41:07,844 --> 00:41:09,812 You let a 10-year-old wind you up? 668 00:41:10,013 --> 00:41:11,981 Forget him. What about you? 669 00:41:12,181 --> 00:41:15,173 You sleep with half the city, get the whole neighborhood involved. 670 00:41:15,651 --> 00:41:19,985 -You'd prefer if I was a virgin? -Considering the alternative, yes. 671 00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:23,188 I'm yours. 672 00:41:23,793 --> 00:41:25,624 All yours. 673 00:41:26,295 --> 00:41:28,991 Look, Sara, you're great. 674 00:41:29,198 --> 00:41:34,158 You're a very sexy, smart, interesting, somewhat unusual woman. 675 00:41:34,370 --> 00:41:38,636 But we-- I always think it's best to clarify issues. 676 00:41:38,841 --> 00:41:41,708 You are the most egotistical man I've ever met. 677 00:41:42,078 --> 00:41:43,807 I am talking about a month. 678 00:41:44,547 --> 00:41:47,812 The truth is, I don't have a month. Time is money. 679 00:41:51,988 --> 00:41:56,982 Okay. Let's just-- How long do you think... 680 00:41:57,193 --> 00:42:01,493 ...you could put this big, lucrative career of yours on hold? Just, just-- 681 00:42:02,665 --> 00:42:05,395 God, what am I talking about?! You are unemployed! 682 00:42:06,002 --> 00:42:08,903 You don't have a job! You got fired, Nelson. 683 00:42:09,105 --> 00:42:12,131 You have nothing to go back to. 684 00:42:13,209 --> 00:42:17,612 This project of yours feels like an excuse to get laid. 685 00:42:28,024 --> 00:42:30,288 Sara, I'm sorry. I.... 686 00:42:30,493 --> 00:42:33,326 Sara, I didn't mean to-- I didn't think you'd-- 687 00:42:34,330 --> 00:42:36,992 I don't understand why you're doing this, is all. 688 00:42:39,235 --> 00:42:40,702 I told you. 689 00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:43,098 I have my reasons. 690 00:42:47,743 --> 00:42:49,005 Still friends? 691 00:42:49,545 --> 00:42:51,536 Only if you give me what I want. 692 00:42:53,850 --> 00:42:55,112 What? 693 00:42:55,451 --> 00:42:56,440 Time. 694 00:42:59,388 --> 00:43:02,186 -All I can do is a day. -I'll take it. 695 00:43:02,959 --> 00:43:04,085 Okay. 696 00:43:05,228 --> 00:43:06,422 I'll take it. 697 00:43:07,864 --> 00:43:11,766 Always a thrill to explore new career possibilities. 698 00:43:12,468 --> 00:43:13,901 How much do you charge? 699 00:43:14,137 --> 00:43:16,970 -I don't do this for the money. -Why do you do it? 700 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,404 I like it. You can take them off the leashes. 701 00:43:20,610 --> 00:43:23,738 Come on. Oh, yes, you're so excited, I know. 702 00:43:23,946 --> 00:43:25,641 Yeah, you go raise some hell. 703 00:43:25,848 --> 00:43:29,409 Don't tell your mom, okay? You can let them go, you know, Nelson. 704 00:43:32,855 --> 00:43:34,322 Come on! 705 00:43:37,326 --> 00:43:38,224 Yippee. 706 00:43:44,567 --> 00:43:47,297 Come on. Let's go. Come on! 707 00:44:34,784 --> 00:44:36,684 Get off me! 708 00:44:45,027 --> 00:44:48,292 So when was the last time you spent a whole day outside? 709 00:44:51,234 --> 00:44:55,000 When my parents dragged me to Alcatraz for the day at the age of 9. 710 00:44:55,204 --> 00:44:56,330 Wow. 711 00:44:57,406 --> 00:44:59,601 -Now you tell me something. -Anything. 712 00:44:59,809 --> 00:45:02,642 What was so enlightening about what we did today? 713 00:45:02,845 --> 00:45:06,838 Why is letting some dogs go wild a better way to live than my way? 714 00:45:07,049 --> 00:45:11,782 Granted, it was mildly amusing, but my third eye didn't open. 715 00:45:11,988 --> 00:45:13,922 Well, these things take time. 716 00:45:14,290 --> 00:45:16,315 And you don't have time. 717 00:45:16,525 --> 00:45:18,891 No, seriously. It's a question of values. 718 00:45:19,095 --> 00:45:22,223 Why is doing something fundamentally trivial better... 719 00:45:22,431 --> 00:45:24,661 ...than living a responsible life? 720 00:45:24,934 --> 00:45:26,959 Boring as that might seem to you. 721 00:45:27,770 --> 00:45:31,331 And who made you the expert, the doctor, the guru? 722 00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:33,633 Why do you have all the answers? 723 00:45:33,843 --> 00:45:37,870 Well, I used to own this company called Sublime Pets. 724 00:45:38,748 --> 00:45:40,807 No, I really did. 725 00:45:41,050 --> 00:45:43,917 And then I quit. It wasn't fun anymore, you know. 726 00:45:44,654 --> 00:45:47,589 Before or after you toured as a standup comedian? 727 00:45:47,790 --> 00:45:49,314 I never did that. 728 00:45:52,295 --> 00:45:53,421 Well, this.... 729 00:45:54,196 --> 00:45:56,357 This would be really good for you. 730 00:45:57,900 --> 00:45:59,834 Sharpen your instincts. 731 00:46:01,003 --> 00:46:02,971 No, no. 732 00:46:03,639 --> 00:46:05,971 Not those kind of instincts. 733 00:46:06,642 --> 00:46:10,738 So the object of the game-- Get your hands off me. 734 00:46:11,914 --> 00:46:15,680 I run around. You lose track of me. Then you-- 735 00:46:15,885 --> 00:46:19,321 No, no peeking. Hands off. 736 00:46:19,522 --> 00:46:21,046 Count to 10... 737 00:46:21,624 --> 00:46:23,182 ...then come find me. 738 00:46:28,664 --> 00:46:30,825 One, two, three-- I'm gonna get you. 739 00:46:31,033 --> 00:46:32,933 Four, five, six-- I know where you are. 740 00:46:33,135 --> 00:46:34,432 Seven, eight, nine, ten. 741 00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:03,460 Oh, Nelson, that was terrible. 742 00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:05,634 You didn't even get close. 743 00:47:05,835 --> 00:47:07,200 This is funny? 744 00:47:07,737 --> 00:47:10,535 I'm sorry. Are you okay? 745 00:47:13,576 --> 00:47:17,376 Sara, you're not going to be upset when I leave tonight? 746 00:47:17,913 --> 00:47:19,574 I told you one day. 747 00:47:21,217 --> 00:47:22,149 Yeah, of course. 748 00:47:26,261 --> 00:47:28,195 Mitch was my October. 749 00:47:32,467 --> 00:47:34,128 He was so shy. 750 00:47:34,336 --> 00:47:36,896 I think he was the shyest man I've ever met. 751 00:47:37,639 --> 00:47:38,628 So... 752 00:47:40,108 --> 00:47:43,544 ...we focused on strengthening his confidence. 753 00:47:44,980 --> 00:47:47,540 And was the patient cured? 754 00:47:49,050 --> 00:47:50,039 Oh, yeah. 755 00:47:51,486 --> 00:47:54,717 My treatment was so effective... 756 00:47:54,923 --> 00:47:58,415 ...that we had to terminate the month early. 757 00:47:59,995 --> 00:48:01,724 And what about September? 758 00:48:03,698 --> 00:48:05,529 No. No September. 759 00:48:08,436 --> 00:48:09,425 What? 760 00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:13,970 You didn't think I was weird about it, did you? 761 00:48:17,145 --> 00:48:19,807 And you and all these guys...? 762 00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:23,145 Does it matter that much to you? 763 00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:27,144 Why a month? 764 00:48:27,722 --> 00:48:32,489 It's long enough to be meaningful and short enough to stay out of trouble. 765 00:48:39,134 --> 00:48:40,499 It was delicious. 766 00:48:41,670 --> 00:48:42,659 Thanks. 767 00:48:44,606 --> 00:48:46,164 It's getting late. 768 00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:54,209 Don't worry about this. I'll clean it up. 769 00:48:56,818 --> 00:48:58,843 What are you gonna do when you go home? 770 00:49:01,156 --> 00:49:02,453 I don't know. 771 00:49:02,791 --> 00:49:06,955 I don't usually map out my evenings. 772 00:49:08,129 --> 00:49:09,653 You're gonna go home. 773 00:49:10,565 --> 00:49:12,123 Turn on your TV. 774 00:49:13,468 --> 00:49:14,867 Get bored. 775 00:49:16,371 --> 00:49:18,430 Turn on your computer. 776 00:49:20,208 --> 00:49:23,200 Go through your work. Get bored. 777 00:49:24,312 --> 00:49:25,301 Surf the net. 778 00:49:30,252 --> 00:49:31,480 Get bored. 779 00:49:33,121 --> 00:49:34,281 And think of me. 780 00:50:14,329 --> 00:50:15,318 Ernie. 781 00:50:20,969 --> 00:50:23,199 Try to be wrong once in a while. 782 00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:25,201 It'll do my ego good. 783 00:50:36,151 --> 00:50:41,145 -I don't see why we didn't take a cab. -Because I make the rules, Nelson. 784 00:50:41,356 --> 00:50:44,689 Rules you must submit to, utterly and completely. 785 00:50:45,527 --> 00:50:47,654 If you want to be a dominatrix that bad... 786 00:50:47,862 --> 00:50:50,854 ...why don't we buy you the leather and get it over with? 787 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,664 I think I'm strangely aroused. 788 00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:03,735 That's Abner. 789 00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:06,306 Hi. 790 00:51:08,249 --> 00:51:09,238 Is that you? 791 00:51:11,319 --> 00:51:14,755 He's got a face. It's a good one too. 792 00:51:15,023 --> 00:51:16,547 -Did you wait long? -No. 793 00:51:16,758 --> 00:51:18,020 Good. 794 00:51:19,627 --> 00:51:21,060 What is that? You didn't. 795 00:51:21,262 --> 00:51:23,321 -You did not bring that! -What can I say? 796 00:51:23,531 --> 00:51:25,726 -Yeah? -Just call me genius, I don't mind. 797 00:51:25,934 --> 00:51:27,925 -What up, Vince? -"What up"? 798 00:51:28,136 --> 00:51:33,130 You, me, Edgar Price, November 1 7th, Friday. That's what up. 799 00:51:33,375 --> 00:51:34,603 I'm your rainmaker. 800 00:51:34,809 --> 00:51:37,369 -You're a genius. -It's about time you said so. 801 00:51:37,579 --> 00:51:39,706 I heard about Angelica. I'm sorry. 802 00:51:39,914 --> 00:51:42,542 As much as I knew, she wasn't right for you. 803 00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:46,312 -So do I smell new female friend? -What makes you say that? 804 00:51:46,521 --> 00:51:48,045 You don't return my calls. 805 00:51:48,256 --> 00:51:50,816 There's estrogen in the air. Don't insult me. 806 00:51:51,026 --> 00:51:52,493 Come on, who is she? 807 00:51:54,062 --> 00:51:56,860 -You wouldn't know her. -But would I despise her? 808 00:51:57,065 --> 00:52:00,728 That's the question. On a scale of 9 to 10, is she a 9 or a 10? 809 00:52:00,935 --> 00:52:04,427 Listen, I gotta run. Great news on the Edgar Price thing. 810 00:52:05,006 --> 00:52:06,735 Go launch it, okay? 811 00:52:11,312 --> 00:52:13,906 Oh, that's really cool. Not. 812 00:52:14,115 --> 00:52:16,549 What is it, Pokemon's dinghy? 813 00:52:20,321 --> 00:52:23,119 All right, let's do this. All boats in the water. 814 00:52:23,324 --> 00:52:27,385 -Except for this kid's. -That's not a kid, that's a girl. 815 00:52:30,665 --> 00:52:33,600 -Maybe I should forget about it. -Just ignore them, Abner. 816 00:52:33,802 --> 00:52:34,962 Abner? 817 00:52:35,170 --> 00:52:36,330 Abner? 818 00:52:39,974 --> 00:52:41,464 Hang in there, Ab. 819 00:52:41,876 --> 00:52:43,207 All boats in the water. 820 00:52:49,050 --> 00:52:50,244 Let's do this. 821 00:53:03,198 --> 00:53:05,029 Say your prayers, Abner! 822 00:53:14,476 --> 00:53:16,000 Go, Abner! 823 00:53:24,786 --> 00:53:26,219 Go, Abner! 824 00:53:40,969 --> 00:53:42,766 Go, Abner! 825 00:53:45,607 --> 00:53:46,835 Excuse me. 826 00:53:48,743 --> 00:53:51,268 -You want to make a hundred bucks? -Sure. 827 00:54:11,199 --> 00:54:13,531 Come on, Abner! Come on! 828 00:54:53,641 --> 00:54:55,108 Hey, my boat's all-- 829 00:54:59,914 --> 00:55:00,938 What's going on? 830 00:55:16,764 --> 00:55:17,992 Straight. Straight! 831 00:55:18,199 --> 00:55:19,666 Come on, you can do it! 832 00:55:25,139 --> 00:55:26,231 I guess I'm winning. 833 00:55:26,441 --> 00:55:31,276 -That little creep is cheating. -No, I'm not. My boat's just better. 834 00:55:34,249 --> 00:55:35,307 Go, Abner! 835 00:55:49,864 --> 00:55:51,126 I guess I won. 836 00:55:55,670 --> 00:55:58,264 That was fun. Next time can we do it with cars? 837 00:55:58,473 --> 00:55:59,599 -Sure. -No. 838 00:56:01,342 --> 00:56:02,934 -Bye. -See you, Abner. 839 00:56:03,144 --> 00:56:05,271 -Good night. -Good night. 840 00:56:09,217 --> 00:56:11,708 You know, that was really nice what you did today. 841 00:56:12,387 --> 00:56:13,547 Thanks. 842 00:56:13,988 --> 00:56:17,151 -But it's not gonna help him. -What do you mean? 843 00:56:17,358 --> 00:56:19,121 He's gonna have a lot of obstacles... 844 00:56:19,327 --> 00:56:21,318 ...and he has to learn to deal with them. 845 00:56:21,529 --> 00:56:24,104 Those kids were laughing at him. You ever been laughed at? 846 00:56:25,929 --> 00:56:28,727 Okay, cheating's bad, I guess. 847 00:56:28,932 --> 00:56:30,900 You're a father figure now. 848 00:56:31,101 --> 00:56:33,126 Get out of here. The kid just met me. 849 00:56:33,337 --> 00:56:36,135 When you don't know your dad, you're not picky. 850 00:56:37,274 --> 00:56:40,732 Look at that, Nelson. That's life. 851 00:56:40,944 --> 00:56:44,277 It's just happening around us all the time. 852 00:56:45,315 --> 00:56:47,306 I think that's so beautiful. 853 00:56:53,090 --> 00:56:54,955 Tell me your secret dream. 854 00:56:55,793 --> 00:56:57,488 I'm not much on that kind of thing. 855 00:56:57,694 --> 00:57:00,959 Oh, come on. Everybody's got one. 856 00:57:01,732 --> 00:57:06,465 One they only tell after a couple of drinks. Tell me. 857 00:57:08,405 --> 00:57:11,772 My father sold door-to-door. 858 00:57:11,975 --> 00:57:14,443 Vacuum cleaners, life insurance. 859 00:57:14,645 --> 00:57:16,806 For a while he even sold plastic food. 860 00:57:17,214 --> 00:57:20,047 We were kind of the joke of the neighborhood. 861 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:24,516 And believe me, the neighborhood was a pretty grim joke itself. 862 00:57:24,721 --> 00:57:26,552 -Where'd you grow up? -Right here. 863 00:57:26,757 --> 00:57:31,558 I still own the house, but I never go there. 864 00:57:33,163 --> 00:57:34,562 Anyway... 865 00:57:35,966 --> 00:57:39,493 ...every night after dinner, he would... 866 00:57:40,437 --> 00:57:42,871 ...shut himself in the TV room... 867 00:57:44,074 --> 00:57:45,803 ...and listen to 45s: 868 00:57:46,443 --> 00:57:49,844 Bobby Darin, Perry Como, Tony Bennett. 869 00:57:51,949 --> 00:57:53,712 For a year or so... 870 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,384 ...l desperately wanted to be a singer. 871 00:58:01,191 --> 00:58:03,056 You thought it would make him happy? 872 00:58:04,561 --> 00:58:05,721 No. 873 00:58:07,431 --> 00:58:09,422 I thought those guys... 874 00:58:10,667 --> 00:58:12,931 ...were everything he wasn't. 875 00:58:14,838 --> 00:58:17,807 Successful, proud... 876 00:58:18,976 --> 00:58:20,273 ...in control. 877 00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:24,704 I'd like to hear you sing. 878 00:58:25,949 --> 00:58:28,679 That will never happen. 879 00:58:31,288 --> 00:58:33,017 Come on. One day. 880 00:58:33,624 --> 00:58:36,149 One day you'll sing for me, right? 881 00:58:37,628 --> 00:58:38,993 What are we doing? 882 00:58:40,430 --> 00:58:42,591 The movie starts in 10 minutes. Should we skip it? 883 00:58:42,799 --> 00:58:47,031 I'll get you a cappuccino. I can find a cappuccino. Relax. 884 00:58:52,242 --> 00:58:54,233 I hope that I can eat all of this. 885 00:58:54,811 --> 00:58:56,802 Oh, my God! 886 00:58:57,047 --> 00:59:01,211 Somebody went domestic on me. Okay. Well, okay. 887 00:59:01,418 --> 00:59:05,582 I get it. It all makes sense. Mystery woman, unveiled. 888 00:59:06,623 --> 00:59:08,682 What kind of Bohemian backwater is this? 889 00:59:08,892 --> 00:59:10,154 Do they read poetry here? 890 00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:13,056 Sara, Vince. Vince, Sara. 891 00:59:13,497 --> 00:59:15,590 -Hey. -Very nice to meet you. 892 00:59:16,967 --> 00:59:19,629 -I gotta go. -Was it something I said? 893 00:59:19,836 --> 00:59:21,531 Vince, the movie. 894 00:59:21,738 --> 00:59:23,968 Oh, that's my good friend, um.... 895 00:59:25,676 --> 00:59:27,507 What, you can't remember her name? 896 00:59:27,778 --> 00:59:31,544 She doesn't care as long as I remember to pick up the check, right? 897 00:59:31,748 --> 00:59:33,477 That's incredible. 898 00:59:33,684 --> 00:59:37,085 I mean that is, I think, the most astute observation... 899 00:59:37,287 --> 00:59:40,484 ...of female behavior I've ever heard. 900 00:59:40,691 --> 00:59:42,818 She's funny. You're funny. That's funny. 901 00:59:43,026 --> 00:59:46,189 This is my very good friend Nelson, and his very good friend.... 902 00:59:47,531 --> 00:59:49,965 -Tell me. -Sara. 903 00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:51,927 -Hi. Lexy. -Hi, nice to meet you. 904 00:59:52,135 --> 00:59:53,500 Lexy, Sara. Sara, Lexy. 905 00:59:53,704 --> 00:59:56,605 We should all go out sometime, get drunk and nasty. 906 00:59:56,807 --> 00:59:58,638 Quick order: one cappuccino to go. 907 00:59:58,842 --> 01:00:00,810 Quick answer: no quick orders. 908 01:00:01,545 --> 01:00:03,638 We love this place. We'll be back every day. 909 01:00:03,847 --> 01:00:08,079 I gotta go take care of Lexy. Remember the 1 7th: you, me and God. 910 01:00:08,352 --> 01:00:12,652 Sara, very nice to meet you. It was an honor. 911 01:00:12,856 --> 01:00:14,187 Very entertaining. 912 01:00:15,826 --> 01:00:17,259 God! Wow. 913 01:00:18,161 --> 01:00:21,255 We're going to be late, and it's your fault. 914 01:00:21,632 --> 01:00:23,964 He's actually a good guy, deep down. 915 01:00:24,601 --> 01:00:25,863 Somewhere. 916 01:00:27,037 --> 01:00:28,197 Yeah. 917 01:00:28,538 --> 01:00:31,632 I just mean the glibness... 918 01:00:32,876 --> 01:00:34,935 ...kind of wears you out after a while. 919 01:00:39,783 --> 01:00:41,080 Do you trust him? 920 01:00:41,952 --> 01:00:43,783 Like friends do, you know. 921 01:00:44,321 --> 01:00:47,688 -Do you think he'll be there for you? -When? 922 01:00:50,861 --> 01:00:53,694 Like a scary situation or something. 923 01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:57,960 You may have noticed... 924 01:00:58,168 --> 01:01:01,831 ...l don't put myself in scary situations. 925 01:01:05,075 --> 01:01:09,603 Hey, you know what? Why don't we go see that house you grew up in? 926 01:01:09,813 --> 01:01:10,973 Want to do that? 927 01:01:14,251 --> 01:01:16,310 That's not too scary, is it? 928 01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:31,224 It's just a house. 929 01:02:06,837 --> 01:02:09,431 I tried so hard not to come back here. 930 01:02:27,324 --> 01:02:28,313 Sorry. 931 01:02:31,128 --> 01:02:32,152 Ouch. 932 01:02:34,898 --> 01:02:35,887 Sara? 933 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:41,903 I know I don't know a lot of things, but I do know how to slow dance. 934 01:02:42,339 --> 01:02:43,670 You're terrible. 935 01:02:45,909 --> 01:02:48,377 Here, let me show you. 936 01:03:47,671 --> 01:03:49,798 I looked up your Web site the other night. 937 01:03:50,373 --> 01:03:53,433 You sister's pretty. Looks a lot like you. 938 01:03:53,643 --> 01:03:58,603 But it's not my Web site anymore. It's not my anything anymore. 939 01:03:58,949 --> 01:04:00,211 Why'd you quit? 940 01:04:02,319 --> 01:04:04,981 It started out small and then it got big. 941 01:04:05,188 --> 01:04:08,521 That's generally considered a good thing in business. 942 01:04:08,725 --> 01:04:11,159 Yeah, well, everything got big. 943 01:04:11,361 --> 01:04:14,888 Egos, lives, desires. 944 01:04:16,032 --> 01:04:18,557 I didn't like the big me. 945 01:04:18,902 --> 01:04:20,597 I wasn't very happy. 946 01:04:21,838 --> 01:04:24,568 You want to know the most amazing part of it all? 947 01:04:24,774 --> 01:04:26,071 What? 948 01:04:26,276 --> 01:04:30,542 I got out before it got really big. 949 01:04:30,747 --> 01:04:32,112 Can you imagine that? 950 01:04:32,315 --> 01:04:36,217 No, I can't imagine you with millions and millions of dollars. 951 01:04:39,089 --> 01:04:40,681 Did you change the beans? 952 01:04:42,225 --> 01:04:44,159 It's hazelnut. You don't like it? 953 01:04:45,195 --> 01:04:48,926 Honestly? Tastes like camel piss. Let's stick to the classics. 954 01:04:49,699 --> 01:04:52,827 Excuse me, privacy. Heard of it? 955 01:04:53,970 --> 01:04:57,064 Very impressive set of pecs you got. You work out, then? 956 01:04:57,741 --> 01:04:59,140 Me, haven't got time. 957 01:04:59,643 --> 01:05:02,339 Your pecs on the other hand, darling, are edible. 958 01:05:03,246 --> 01:05:05,612 Now don't forget, dinner's at 8. 959 01:05:06,016 --> 01:05:09,952 It's dressy, because we're gonna eat and we're going dancing. 960 01:05:10,153 --> 01:05:12,747 We'll see if "Last of the Mohicans" here has rhythm. 961 01:05:14,891 --> 01:05:17,189 Doesn't he know how to make his own coffee? 962 01:05:22,132 --> 01:05:23,861 -You ready to go? -Yeah. 963 01:05:24,067 --> 01:05:27,093 Okay, good. Because I told Chaz Cherry we'd be on time. 964 01:05:27,304 --> 01:05:30,364 We're calling everyone by first and last names now? 965 01:05:30,573 --> 01:05:35,272 I don't want to see Chaz Cherry. I want to get naked with Sara Deever. 966 01:05:36,980 --> 01:05:38,413 You look beautiful. 967 01:05:40,317 --> 01:05:42,581 Thank you, Nelson Moss. 968 01:05:43,086 --> 01:05:46,146 Come on. You won't be bored, I promise. 969 01:05:46,356 --> 01:05:48,324 Chaz Cherry is a great cook. 970 01:05:58,268 --> 01:06:00,395 -We're here. -Oh, hallelujah! 971 01:06:00,603 --> 01:06:02,400 -And we're hungry. -Too late. 972 01:06:02,605 --> 01:06:05,073 I sold your dinner to the homeless. 973 01:06:05,275 --> 01:06:09,371 Nelson, look at you. Didn't recognize you with your clothes on. 974 01:06:09,913 --> 01:06:13,815 Nelson, you've met Chaz. This is Cherry. 975 01:06:18,221 --> 01:06:19,984 Oh, watch the nails. 976 01:06:21,224 --> 01:06:22,623 Thanks very much. 977 01:06:25,128 --> 01:06:26,117 Wow. 978 01:06:28,365 --> 01:06:31,129 Very Pink Flamingos. 979 01:06:31,334 --> 01:06:36,033 Oh, my God! Sweetheart, he says I look like Divine. 980 01:06:36,373 --> 01:06:38,136 Oh, that's awful. 981 01:06:38,341 --> 01:06:39,740 -You could lose a few pounds. -Stop. 982 01:06:39,943 --> 01:06:40,967 -You stop. -Bitch. 983 01:06:41,177 --> 01:06:44,476 Brandy this is Nelson. Nelson, this is Brandy. 984 01:06:44,681 --> 01:06:46,842 -Hi. -Oh, he is handsome. 985 01:06:47,050 --> 01:06:50,213 Put it back in your pants. Grab a drink, Nelson. 986 01:06:51,421 --> 01:06:54,515 You all right? You seem a little bit uncomfortable. 987 01:06:54,724 --> 01:06:56,521 Come here. Let me loosen you up. 988 01:06:56,726 --> 01:06:57,590 Just one top. 989 01:06:57,794 --> 01:07:00,388 -Is it the music, maybe? -No, it's great. 990 01:07:00,597 --> 01:07:03,589 Because we got some Michael Bolton if you prefer. 991 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:04,926 Alabama. 992 01:07:07,070 --> 01:07:08,628 Or is it the decor? 993 01:07:10,373 --> 01:07:11,431 No, it's.... 994 01:07:15,111 --> 01:07:16,339 You're in dresses. 995 01:07:16,846 --> 01:07:19,679 This isn't a dress. This is a sequined sensation. 996 01:07:19,883 --> 01:07:20,907 Cheers. 997 01:07:23,586 --> 01:07:24,848 That's not a dress. 998 01:07:25,055 --> 01:07:26,522 God, let's eat. Come on. 999 01:07:28,191 --> 01:07:29,624 Starved. 1000 01:07:30,093 --> 01:07:31,526 I am hungry. 1001 01:07:31,728 --> 01:07:34,026 -There, you want those? -Thanks very much. 1002 01:07:34,230 --> 01:07:37,563 God, they're absolutely beautiful. Brandy, take care of them. 1003 01:07:38,334 --> 01:07:39,323 Very nice. 1004 01:07:39,536 --> 01:07:43,870 A little loving From the oven 1005 01:07:44,074 --> 01:07:47,908 -Couscous for everyone. -Wow, did you make that? 1006 01:07:48,111 --> 01:07:50,102 Excuse me, what did you just say? 1007 01:07:50,313 --> 01:07:52,873 Making, buying, it's all a very thin line. 1008 01:07:53,083 --> 01:07:54,516 Oh, my God. 1009 01:07:54,851 --> 01:07:55,875 I don't believe it! 1010 01:07:56,086 --> 01:07:58,281 You know what's a thin line? Your outfit. 1011 01:07:58,488 --> 01:08:03,255 It's a thin line between late Cher and early Howard Keel. 1012 01:08:04,294 --> 01:08:06,455 Eat up. Where we're going, you go before 10... 1013 01:08:06,663 --> 01:08:09,393 ...you get a good place to dance and boys get in free. 1014 01:08:09,599 --> 01:08:10,998 Bring your dancing shoes? 1015 01:08:11,201 --> 01:08:13,897 Can you dance shirtless? It happens there. 1016 01:08:14,104 --> 01:08:17,733 Are your nipples pierced? You have a "Mom" tattoo on your ass? 1017 01:08:18,641 --> 01:08:22,133 You're not exactly a Muscle Mary, but I think you'll cut it. 1018 01:08:25,215 --> 01:08:26,273 You're smearing it. 1019 01:08:28,885 --> 01:08:31,979 I'll see what lover-boy's doing. You can talk about me now. 1020 01:08:32,188 --> 01:08:33,177 We will. 1021 01:08:33,389 --> 01:08:34,686 A lot. 1022 01:08:42,132 --> 01:08:43,759 You want an Advil? 1023 01:08:44,167 --> 01:08:45,429 How'd you know? 1024 01:08:45,635 --> 01:08:47,364 The couscous. 1025 01:08:49,339 --> 01:08:51,330 -I'll be right back. -Thanks. 1026 01:09:03,953 --> 01:09:06,615 Oh, God, I love this one. It's brilliant. 1027 01:09:06,823 --> 01:09:08,654 I mean, the tartan's for shit. 1028 01:09:08,858 --> 01:09:10,485 What's wrong with the tartan? 1029 01:09:11,394 --> 01:09:12,691 It's a Scottish thing. 1030 01:09:12,896 --> 01:09:16,024 I mean, from concept to execution, it's just sublime. 1031 01:09:19,702 --> 01:09:22,000 -There you go, sweetie. -Thank you. 1032 01:09:23,673 --> 01:09:27,404 Your home base for everything. From fast searches to shopping. 1033 01:09:27,610 --> 01:09:29,237 Get whatever you want-- 1034 01:09:29,445 --> 01:09:30,537 Just an ad. 1035 01:09:30,980 --> 01:09:34,381 Now, don't be modest. I know you won a Gold Pencil for this. 1036 01:09:34,617 --> 01:09:36,084 How do you know that? 1037 01:09:36,352 --> 01:09:38,946 Well, I've got a day job as well, you know. 1038 01:09:39,155 --> 01:09:40,486 What do you do? 1039 01:09:40,857 --> 01:09:43,621 I work in the dreaded world of advertising. 1040 01:09:43,893 --> 01:09:45,383 Oh, really? 1041 01:09:45,595 --> 01:09:47,062 Oh, really. 1042 01:09:48,164 --> 01:09:49,153 What firm? 1043 01:09:50,633 --> 01:09:51,895 Baker Bohanon. 1044 01:09:53,069 --> 01:09:54,764 Oh, my God, you're Chaz Watley! 1045 01:09:54,971 --> 01:09:57,166 Oh, look. Baby's famous. 1046 01:09:57,373 --> 01:09:58,965 Don't even go there. 1047 01:10:00,243 --> 01:10:02,541 You've been that Chaz Watley... 1048 01:10:04,347 --> 01:10:05,974 ...all this time? 1049 01:10:07,817 --> 01:10:09,910 Did you get the Dr. Diggity account? 1050 01:10:10,253 --> 01:10:14,053 Oh, my God. Nelson, just let it go. 1051 01:10:14,257 --> 01:10:16,987 Cherry doesn't care about things like that. 1052 01:10:17,427 --> 01:10:18,792 Oh, really? 1053 01:10:18,995 --> 01:10:22,021 "Cherry doesn't care about things like that"? 1054 01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:26,101 I bet Chaz cares about things like that. 1055 01:10:26,769 --> 01:10:29,067 Or do you two not talk to each other? 1056 01:10:30,206 --> 01:10:32,800 I know Nelson cares about things like that. 1057 01:10:33,843 --> 01:10:35,208 She should've told me. 1058 01:10:37,113 --> 01:10:38,205 This is-- 1059 01:10:39,315 --> 01:10:42,716 This is awkward. If I'd known who you were, I wouldn't have-- 1060 01:10:43,386 --> 01:10:45,684 What? You would've worn a dress? 1061 01:10:45,888 --> 01:10:47,617 I don't think so. 1062 01:10:47,857 --> 01:10:50,155 You would've been especially nice to me? 1063 01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:53,796 -Yeah, something like that. -Thanks very much. 1064 01:10:56,065 --> 01:10:57,930 He's not here right now. 1065 01:10:59,269 --> 01:11:01,703 I said, he's not here right now. 1066 01:11:02,138 --> 01:11:04,197 Why are you calling here? 1067 01:11:04,807 --> 01:11:08,766 How long have you been doing this? How long have you been calling here? 1068 01:11:09,312 --> 01:11:10,404 I asked-- 1069 01:11:10,613 --> 01:11:12,843 I can't-- I can't talk. 1070 01:11:14,050 --> 01:11:15,779 I can't talk right now. 1071 01:11:16,219 --> 01:11:18,813 I said, I can't talk to you right now. 1072 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,427 Is everything okay? 1073 01:11:29,265 --> 01:11:30,732 Ten guesses who that was. 1074 01:11:31,801 --> 01:11:32,790 Shit. 1075 01:11:35,305 --> 01:11:38,900 -So, how long has it been going on? -It's not what you think. 1076 01:11:39,108 --> 01:11:41,303 You've talked to her behind my back? 1077 01:11:41,577 --> 01:11:44,171 Do you really want to talk about this now? 1078 01:11:54,324 --> 01:11:57,225 No. I'm sorry. 1079 01:11:58,861 --> 01:12:02,763 Guys, I don't think I'm gonna go dancing tonight. I feel so tired. 1080 01:12:02,965 --> 01:12:04,865 Come on, sweetheart. 1081 01:12:12,508 --> 01:12:14,169 What was that all about? 1082 01:12:16,679 --> 01:12:18,874 She gets migraines. 1083 01:12:19,082 --> 01:12:20,208 You know... 1084 01:12:20,850 --> 01:12:21,942 ...terrible headaches. 1085 01:12:22,285 --> 01:12:24,549 No, the phone call. 1086 01:12:24,754 --> 01:12:26,187 Who was that? 1087 01:12:26,456 --> 01:12:27,980 Her sister. 1088 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:34,953 It's a long story, and I am not going to tell it. 1089 01:12:57,186 --> 01:13:01,316 Hey. I'm sorry about what happened down there. 1090 01:13:01,524 --> 01:13:04,891 That's okay, gives me a boost to know that you're not perfect. 1091 01:13:06,028 --> 01:13:07,154 Feeling better? 1092 01:13:07,363 --> 01:13:08,762 Yeah, I'm fine. 1093 01:13:09,031 --> 01:13:11,522 Chaz told me it was your sister on the phone. 1094 01:13:13,236 --> 01:13:15,170 Why does it upset you so much? 1095 01:13:20,143 --> 01:13:23,510 Remember talking about getting naked? 1096 01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:27,145 "Naked with Sara Deever." I think it's a good time for that. 1097 01:13:27,350 --> 01:13:29,341 Don't dodge me, talk to me. 1098 01:13:29,552 --> 01:13:30,951 Come get naked with me. 1099 01:13:31,154 --> 01:13:32,678 What happened? 1100 01:13:35,224 --> 01:13:36,885 That's not fair. 1101 01:13:37,193 --> 01:13:39,821 You expect me to be so honest... 1102 01:13:40,029 --> 01:13:41,690 ...so forthcoming. 1103 01:13:44,333 --> 01:13:45,425 I do. 1104 01:13:46,769 --> 01:13:49,135 Because it's your month, Nelson. 1105 01:13:49,338 --> 01:13:50,771 Not mine. 1106 01:13:52,442 --> 01:13:56,538 Come on, you don't want to hear about stupid family stuff. 1107 01:13:58,114 --> 01:13:59,706 Don't be mad. 1108 01:14:00,249 --> 01:14:01,614 Please. 1109 01:14:02,819 --> 01:14:04,218 Please. 1110 01:14:25,441 --> 01:14:27,375 You're not feeling well, are you? 1111 01:14:33,683 --> 01:14:36,584 Maybe tomorrow we'll get naked. 1112 01:14:37,420 --> 01:14:38,944 And tonight... 1113 01:14:39,989 --> 01:14:41,820 ...we'll wear PJs. 1114 01:14:51,234 --> 01:14:54,465 Every woman I know spends $200 on a haircut. 1115 01:14:54,971 --> 01:14:57,439 You use a vacuum cleaner. 1116 01:14:58,074 --> 01:15:00,440 Quit trying to change the subject. 1117 01:15:02,712 --> 01:15:06,341 You made a commitment, Nelson. Our time isn't over. 1118 01:15:06,549 --> 01:15:07,948 It's one meeting. 1119 01:15:09,852 --> 01:15:14,653 Why is going to some powwow with this slicko guy, Vince, such a big deal? 1120 01:15:14,857 --> 01:15:18,554 Because it's probably the chance of a lifetime, that's why. 1121 01:15:19,061 --> 01:15:22,895 If it's a whole lifetime, why not just postpone it for one more week? 1122 01:15:23,099 --> 01:15:25,795 Sara, when Edgar Price says he'll meet you... 1123 01:15:26,002 --> 01:15:28,300 ...you don't say: "Wait, how about next month?" 1124 01:15:28,504 --> 01:15:30,495 You say, "Thank you, I'll be there." 1125 01:15:31,073 --> 01:15:32,768 He's one of the greats. 1126 01:15:32,975 --> 01:15:34,408 Where's my phone? 1127 01:15:35,545 --> 01:15:37,035 I hate it. 1128 01:15:38,881 --> 01:15:40,405 Nelson! 1129 01:15:42,852 --> 01:15:44,444 Nelson! 1130 01:15:46,589 --> 01:15:47,647 Damn it. 1131 01:15:47,857 --> 01:15:50,724 We can take anything and just sell it, make it work. 1132 01:15:50,993 --> 01:15:54,929 Exactly. I mean, we've done very well with Telecomputer. 1133 01:15:55,131 --> 01:15:57,099 Actually, I'm sure you're aware of-- 1134 01:15:57,300 --> 01:15:58,324 No, I wasn't. 1135 01:15:58,534 --> 01:16:01,264 We just won the Ad Age award for that spot. 1136 01:16:01,470 --> 01:16:04,132 I think that was last year's spot. 1137 01:16:04,340 --> 01:16:07,173 So we have a symbiosis, the two of us, as a team-- 1138 01:16:07,376 --> 01:16:10,777 We know a lot of guys who do this for the awards, Mr. Price. 1139 01:16:10,980 --> 01:16:14,438 -Not to say we don't get the awards-- -But still... 1140 01:16:15,084 --> 01:16:17,018 ...we're not about the acclaim. 1141 01:16:17,219 --> 01:16:19,653 Handholding, dinners... 1142 01:16:19,855 --> 01:16:23,018 -...sending prostitutes to the client. -Prostitutes? 1143 01:16:23,225 --> 01:16:26,217 -Who sends prostitutes? -Who doesn't? 1144 01:16:27,163 --> 01:16:28,630 We're about the work. 1145 01:16:29,265 --> 01:16:32,029 If the work is great, it speaks for itself. 1146 01:16:33,269 --> 01:16:35,066 That's all I need to know. 1147 01:16:36,238 --> 01:16:38,468 But are you married, any kids? 1148 01:16:38,674 --> 01:16:42,075 No, we've avoided the family thing for quite some time. 1149 01:16:42,278 --> 01:16:44,269 -Most of our lives. -Good. 1150 01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:48,211 Because if you're worried about quality of life or paternity leave... 1151 01:16:48,417 --> 01:16:50,351 ...or any of that other New Age crap... 1152 01:16:50,553 --> 01:16:53,215 ...as much as I like you, we can stop right here. 1153 01:16:53,422 --> 01:16:55,947 I want to be your full-time commitment. 1154 01:16:56,726 --> 01:16:57,920 I can do that. 1155 01:16:58,561 --> 01:17:01,428 -We still had two weeks to go. -What's two weeks? 1156 01:17:01,631 --> 01:17:03,895 You're kicking him out anyway. Good shot. 1157 01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:05,124 Thanks. 1158 01:17:06,435 --> 01:17:09,302 You know what? I should've locked him in there. 1159 01:17:10,039 --> 01:17:12,269 I should've tied him to the bed. 1160 01:17:12,475 --> 01:17:14,170 What, do you mean you didn't? 1161 01:17:15,111 --> 01:17:16,806 It wouldn't have stopped him. 1162 01:17:17,013 --> 01:17:19,948 You can't force people to do what they don't want to. 1163 01:17:20,149 --> 01:17:23,414 That's the whole point of this thing, isn't it? 1164 01:17:23,619 --> 01:17:26,349 Besides, I know guys like Nelson. 1165 01:17:27,657 --> 01:17:30,854 You may have bitten off more than you can chew this time. 1166 01:17:33,663 --> 01:17:35,460 That's what I like about him. 1167 01:17:37,700 --> 01:17:39,998 It's also what scares the hell out of me. 1168 01:17:40,403 --> 01:17:44,897 Just so you know, we've got a couple of great clients in our hip pockets. 1169 01:17:45,107 --> 01:17:49,043 Plus, some leads on some new accounts. So we come to you fully loaded. 1170 01:17:49,245 --> 01:17:51,440 You're not selling me a car, Holland. 1171 01:17:51,647 --> 01:17:55,981 Frankly, I'm not impressed with you. But your reputation precedes you. 1172 01:17:56,185 --> 01:17:59,882 And if I have to take him to get you, I will. 1173 01:18:00,089 --> 01:18:02,421 So here's my offer. 1174 01:18:02,625 --> 01:18:05,185 It's good as long as we're at this table. 1175 01:18:05,728 --> 01:18:06,717 Oh, my--! 1176 01:18:06,929 --> 01:18:10,023 I'm so sorry! Excuse me. 1177 01:18:10,433 --> 01:18:11,991 -That's okay. -Stop it. 1178 01:18:15,371 --> 01:18:16,895 You know, sweetie... 1179 01:18:17,306 --> 01:18:20,673 ...we are what we do in this world, and you're a waitress. 1180 01:18:20,876 --> 01:18:23,936 All that requires is that you bring food and drink... 1181 01:18:24,146 --> 01:18:27,206 ...to and from the table without making a mess. 1182 01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:28,747 That's it. 1183 01:18:29,085 --> 01:18:32,919 So when you screw up something as incredibly simple as that... 1184 01:18:33,856 --> 01:18:36,950 ...it doesn't say a whole hell of a lot about you, does it? 1185 01:18:37,159 --> 01:18:38,683 I'm-- I'm sorry. 1186 01:18:41,063 --> 01:18:44,032 If you gave a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. 1187 01:18:44,233 --> 01:18:45,996 They ought to fire her. 1188 01:18:46,202 --> 01:18:50,662 I always say a bad hire strengthens the competition's hand. 1189 01:18:50,873 --> 01:18:53,865 A good general feeds off his enemy. 1190 01:18:54,310 --> 01:18:57,643 Actually, Sun Tzu said that last line. 1191 01:18:57,847 --> 01:18:58,905 In The Art of War. 1192 01:18:59,782 --> 01:19:01,477 You're right, Nelson. 1193 01:19:01,884 --> 01:19:03,010 You're very smart. 1194 01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:18,926 Take a look, buddy. 1195 01:19:28,511 --> 01:19:29,569 Not interested. 1196 01:19:31,947 --> 01:19:33,778 You don't like my offer? 1197 01:19:35,484 --> 01:19:37,748 It's not the offer I don't like. 1198 01:19:39,722 --> 01:19:40,950 It's you. 1199 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:46,928 Nelson, wait-- Nelson! 1200 01:19:47,129 --> 01:19:50,565 -You know what? This isn't-- -I hope you can afford this. 1201 01:19:53,469 --> 01:19:54,936 Shit. 1202 01:19:55,805 --> 01:19:57,773 Oh, Jesus Christ.... 1203 01:19:59,108 --> 01:20:01,975 What's wrong with you? You just shit in God's face. 1204 01:20:02,178 --> 01:20:04,942 If he's your god, you're in trouble. He's not for me. 1205 01:20:05,147 --> 01:20:06,808 He's not for you? He is you. 1206 01:20:07,016 --> 01:20:10,417 -You're cloned from the same DNA. -I'm not. If I am, shoot me. 1207 01:20:10,619 --> 01:20:12,678 Where's the gun? It's my career too! 1208 01:20:12,888 --> 01:20:15,914 You just blew it in there. What is going on, man? 1209 01:20:16,659 --> 01:20:18,786 I know what it is. It's the girl. 1210 01:20:18,994 --> 01:20:21,224 The new mystery woman. What's her name? 1211 01:20:21,831 --> 01:20:23,992 Don't ignore me. What's her name? 1212 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:26,464 -Sara. -Don't you see what's happening? 1213 01:20:26,669 --> 01:20:28,728 She has got your balls in a jar. 1214 01:20:28,938 --> 01:20:30,872 I'm your friend. I wouldn't lie. 1215 01:20:31,073 --> 01:20:34,008 -You blew it in there. -I'm sorry I cost you your job-- 1216 01:20:34,210 --> 01:20:37,202 I don't need your pity, Nelson. You blew it! 1217 01:20:37,413 --> 01:20:39,381 You're a loser, Nelson. 1218 01:20:39,682 --> 01:20:41,013 Loser! 1219 01:20:41,851 --> 01:20:44,251 Fine. I don't need you, Nelson. 1220 01:20:54,463 --> 01:20:58,524 Have you ever heard of Phalaenopsis sanderiana? 1221 01:20:59,168 --> 01:21:00,658 It reminded me of you. 1222 01:21:02,872 --> 01:21:06,239 -You got the job, didn't you? -Best offer anyone ever made me. 1223 01:21:07,810 --> 01:21:09,437 So when do you start? 1224 01:21:10,145 --> 01:21:12,579 We had a little problem agreeing on that. 1225 01:21:12,781 --> 01:21:14,305 He suggested immediately. 1226 01:21:15,584 --> 01:21:16,642 I suggested... 1227 01:21:20,589 --> 01:21:21,681 ...never. 1228 01:21:24,393 --> 01:21:26,258 -Never? -Never. 1229 01:22:02,631 --> 01:22:05,327 -Come on, let's keep Ernie. -Nope. 1230 01:22:05,968 --> 01:22:07,868 I found a home. He's gotta go. 1231 01:22:08,404 --> 01:22:10,634 But you love this little monster. 1232 01:22:10,839 --> 01:22:13,171 Soon I'll love another little monster. 1233 01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:15,002 Cold, heartless woman. 1234 01:22:19,515 --> 01:22:24,111 What about vegan turkey stuffed with tofu and cranberries? 1235 01:22:24,787 --> 01:22:26,152 Ordering sounds better. 1236 01:22:28,490 --> 01:22:30,958 We're not ordering Thanksgiving dinner. 1237 01:22:31,393 --> 01:22:34,055 It's the one time in life it's good to be "trad." 1238 01:22:34,830 --> 01:22:38,425 In that case, are you inviting your family? 1239 01:22:41,837 --> 01:22:42,861 No. 1240 01:22:44,139 --> 01:22:47,836 Holiday fights are a little too traditional for my taste. 1241 01:22:48,043 --> 01:22:49,510 What do you fight about? 1242 01:22:51,113 --> 01:22:52,512 Everything. 1243 01:22:53,482 --> 01:22:56,849 Religion, money, sex. 1244 01:22:57,686 --> 01:23:02,180 Sara's decisions. Sara's unconventional ways. 1245 01:23:03,692 --> 01:23:05,887 Sara's lifestyle. 1246 01:23:09,598 --> 01:23:13,034 -They think I'm a freak. -You are a freak. 1247 01:23:15,104 --> 01:23:17,334 Anyway, boring subject. 1248 01:23:18,273 --> 01:23:20,036 I'm sure they miss you. 1249 01:23:21,744 --> 01:23:23,109 I know they do. 1250 01:23:23,512 --> 01:23:26,345 You know, there's a good tradition called "making up." 1251 01:23:26,882 --> 01:23:27,974 You could try it. 1252 01:23:32,154 --> 01:23:33,348 Yeah. 1253 01:23:36,759 --> 01:23:38,784 Someday I'll have to do that. 1254 01:23:53,208 --> 01:23:54,573 Mind walking him down? 1255 01:23:54,777 --> 01:23:55,971 Sure. 1256 01:23:56,211 --> 01:23:57,473 Thanks. 1257 01:23:58,914 --> 01:24:00,381 Come on, boy. 1258 01:24:01,717 --> 01:24:03,582 Say goodbye to Sara. 1259 01:24:05,387 --> 01:24:06,547 Bye. 1260 01:24:20,636 --> 01:24:23,571 Hey, come on, puppy. 1261 01:24:27,543 --> 01:24:29,807 -Thanks. -Yeah. Sure. 1262 01:24:30,212 --> 01:24:31,474 See you, Ernie. 1263 01:24:45,060 --> 01:24:46,186 Hey. 1264 01:24:48,797 --> 01:24:50,731 Why can't she keep one for a change? 1265 01:24:51,366 --> 01:24:53,391 I guess she helps more this way. 1266 01:24:53,802 --> 01:24:55,326 I've been thinking. 1267 01:24:55,537 --> 01:24:56,526 Oh, yeah? 1268 01:24:56,738 --> 01:24:58,933 If you want to adopt me, you can. 1269 01:25:00,476 --> 01:25:05,573 I mean, Father Sunday is on Monday. It would be good timing. 1270 01:25:09,118 --> 01:25:11,143 I don't quite know what to say. 1271 01:25:14,623 --> 01:25:16,022 I'll tell you what... 1272 01:25:16,625 --> 01:25:18,616 ...l can't adopt you... 1273 01:25:19,027 --> 01:25:21,325 ...but I'll come with you to Father Sunday. 1274 01:25:21,530 --> 01:25:23,191 -Promise? -Promise. 1275 01:25:23,565 --> 01:25:25,692 Wait till my mom hears! 1276 01:26:24,226 --> 01:26:25,625 Sara! 1277 01:26:37,339 --> 01:26:39,364 I have an announcement to make. 1278 01:26:42,311 --> 01:26:43,608 What's wrong? 1279 01:26:44,112 --> 01:26:46,376 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 1280 01:26:49,017 --> 01:26:50,644 What do you keep in there? 1281 01:26:52,154 --> 01:26:56,056 -Nothing. -"Nothing" doesn't require a lock. 1282 01:26:56,325 --> 01:26:57,417 What's wrong? 1283 01:26:57,626 --> 01:26:58,820 So... 1284 01:27:00,929 --> 01:27:04,023 -...what's the big announcement? -Don't do the dodge. 1285 01:27:06,969 --> 01:27:08,561 Am I okay? 1286 01:27:10,138 --> 01:27:11,901 No, I'm not okay. 1287 01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:14,967 I miss Ernie. 1288 01:27:15,777 --> 01:27:17,677 And I've got a migraine. 1289 01:27:20,048 --> 01:27:21,242 So... 1290 01:27:22,150 --> 01:27:23,879 ...what's your big announcement? 1291 01:27:24,519 --> 01:27:25,918 Marry me. 1292 01:27:28,090 --> 01:27:29,318 What? 1293 01:27:29,524 --> 01:27:31,287 Will you marry me? 1294 01:27:33,328 --> 01:27:35,421 Sara, I stood on the street... 1295 01:27:36,565 --> 01:27:38,430 ...and I realized... 1296 01:27:39,868 --> 01:27:41,233 ...this is it. 1297 01:27:41,937 --> 01:27:43,734 Life will never be better... 1298 01:27:44,306 --> 01:27:46,240 ...or sweeter than this. 1299 01:27:46,842 --> 01:27:48,241 I'm happy. 1300 01:27:49,244 --> 01:27:50,677 I'm in love. 1301 01:27:52,147 --> 01:27:53,478 Marry me. 1302 01:27:56,652 --> 01:27:58,745 That's incredibly sweet. 1303 01:28:01,523 --> 01:28:04,856 -But you don't understand. -Yes, I do. It all makes sense. 1304 01:28:06,194 --> 01:28:07,752 I want you. 1305 01:28:08,030 --> 01:28:09,861 I want this life. 1306 01:28:20,242 --> 01:28:21,641 Marry me. 1307 01:28:27,015 --> 01:28:28,676 Marry me, Sara. 1308 01:28:34,189 --> 01:28:36,657 -I can't. -Why not? 1309 01:28:38,460 --> 01:28:40,018 Because of me. 1310 01:28:40,362 --> 01:28:41,351 What about you? 1311 01:28:41,563 --> 01:28:43,827 For God's sake, Sara. Please, just-- 1312 01:28:44,032 --> 01:28:45,465 Just tell me what's wrong. 1313 01:28:45,867 --> 01:28:47,562 Tell me the truth. 1314 01:28:49,338 --> 01:28:50,600 I can't. 1315 01:28:53,442 --> 01:28:54,841 Sara? 1316 01:29:04,152 --> 01:29:05,141 Jesus. 1317 01:29:06,455 --> 01:29:07,444 I'm fine. 1318 01:29:08,457 --> 01:29:10,823 No, I'm fine. 1319 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:13,721 -I'm fine. -What the hell is going on? 1320 01:29:14,096 --> 01:29:15,723 No, Nelson. 1321 01:29:17,165 --> 01:29:19,861 No, Nelson, no! 1322 01:29:22,804 --> 01:29:23,896 No. 1323 01:29:28,410 --> 01:29:30,469 Is this what you wanted to see? 1324 01:29:31,146 --> 01:29:32,511 This is it! 1325 01:29:33,949 --> 01:29:36,315 Is this enough truth for you? 1326 01:29:36,518 --> 01:29:37,849 Does this make you happy? 1327 01:29:38,053 --> 01:29:42,012 Goddamn you! You just couldn't leave it alone! 1328 01:29:42,657 --> 01:29:43,851 Sara, stop. 1329 01:29:44,059 --> 01:29:48,052 You just couldn't leave it-- God, just leave it alone. 1330 01:30:06,581 --> 01:30:09,049 It's non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. 1331 01:30:11,987 --> 01:30:13,318 It's a type of cancer. 1332 01:30:15,323 --> 01:30:18,349 You shouldn't have to find out like this. I'm sorry. 1333 01:30:20,896 --> 01:30:22,955 She's gonna be asleep for hours. 1334 01:30:23,165 --> 01:30:26,157 You want to go for a walk, have a chat or something? 1335 01:30:28,370 --> 01:30:30,634 -Yeah. -Yeah, okay. 1336 01:30:38,713 --> 01:30:41,341 You said she stopped her treatments a year ago? 1337 01:30:43,251 --> 01:30:45,082 What about the pills? 1338 01:30:45,387 --> 01:30:48,879 It just gets her through the day. She stopped trying to beat it. 1339 01:30:49,090 --> 01:30:52,253 She did it all for a year. Nothing worked. 1340 01:30:52,594 --> 01:30:56,758 Look, I'm no doctor, but when you're unchecked, wouldn't that--? 1341 01:30:56,965 --> 01:30:57,954 Yeah. 1342 01:30:59,568 --> 01:31:01,126 It's spread everywhere. 1343 01:31:08,376 --> 01:31:11,868 How could she get involved with me and not tell me she was sick? 1344 01:31:14,616 --> 01:31:16,413 I mean, what was she thinking? 1345 01:31:16,885 --> 01:31:20,821 She was thinking you'd be the same as all the others. 1346 01:31:21,122 --> 01:31:23,113 She'd dump you after a month. 1347 01:31:24,793 --> 01:31:27,227 You've got to understand something. 1348 01:31:27,796 --> 01:31:29,696 She's completely powerless. 1349 01:31:29,898 --> 01:31:32,458 With these rules, you know... 1350 01:31:32,667 --> 01:31:36,899 ...they give her the illusion and dignity of control. 1351 01:31:37,639 --> 01:31:39,334 It's kept her alive. 1352 01:31:41,877 --> 01:31:44,641 The rift with her family, that's what it's about? 1353 01:31:44,846 --> 01:31:46,040 These rules. 1354 01:31:47,782 --> 01:31:48,806 Yeah. 1355 01:31:49,985 --> 01:31:52,977 Her family couldn't handle it. They wouldn't let go. 1356 01:31:53,188 --> 01:31:55,486 They kept trying to run her disease. 1357 01:31:55,690 --> 01:31:57,123 So she took off. 1358 01:31:57,325 --> 01:31:58,883 And came here? 1359 01:32:01,897 --> 01:32:04,661 She told me if she couldn't live a normal life... 1360 01:32:04,866 --> 01:32:08,962 ...she was determined to live an abnormal one the best way she could. 1361 01:32:11,273 --> 01:32:12,706 I don't get it. 1362 01:32:16,278 --> 01:32:19,805 She loves life more than anyone I've ever met. 1363 01:32:20,382 --> 01:32:22,179 How can she just give up? 1364 01:32:22,384 --> 01:32:24,818 You listening to anything I'm telling you? 1365 01:32:25,020 --> 01:32:26,385 She's not giving up. 1366 01:32:26,588 --> 01:32:29,989 She's making the most of the time she's got left. 1367 01:32:31,159 --> 01:32:32,649 Don't mess with that. 1368 01:32:38,733 --> 01:32:40,257 I'm sorry. 1369 01:32:43,505 --> 01:32:45,973 I didn't want you to see any of this. 1370 01:32:48,710 --> 01:32:50,405 I wanted you... 1371 01:32:50,745 --> 01:32:54,237 ...to know me loving life, you know? 1372 01:32:55,650 --> 01:32:56,947 Come here. 1373 01:33:14,369 --> 01:33:16,462 Will you do something for me? 1374 01:33:18,039 --> 01:33:19,131 Anything. 1375 01:33:20,175 --> 01:33:21,972 Will you get me out of here? 1376 01:33:23,211 --> 01:33:24,337 Take me home. 1377 01:33:41,696 --> 01:33:42,924 Okay. 1378 01:34:04,586 --> 01:34:05,848 Jesus. 1379 01:34:13,528 --> 01:34:14,688 They're here. 1380 01:34:15,830 --> 01:34:17,161 Hey, darling. 1381 01:34:17,399 --> 01:34:18,388 Hey, sweetie. 1382 01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:20,397 You're sick? You look fabulous. 1383 01:34:20,602 --> 01:34:22,433 Oh, this is just a lie. 1384 01:34:22,637 --> 01:34:24,002 You look great. 1385 01:34:24,205 --> 01:34:27,436 -Want a nice, warm bath? -Come on, sweetie. 1386 01:34:27,642 --> 01:34:30,042 -We'll run you a bath. -What's on the menu tonight? 1387 01:34:30,245 --> 01:34:33,772 -We have lovely appetizers. -Nice codeine. 1388 01:34:33,982 --> 01:34:38,009 Codeine? What else? Donnatal, that's your favorite. 1389 01:34:38,219 --> 01:34:40,915 Come on, girl. Let's get you in here. 1390 01:34:41,122 --> 01:34:42,282 Okay. 1391 01:34:44,225 --> 01:34:45,214 Nice and easy. 1392 01:34:45,694 --> 01:34:49,221 Sara, I know doctors I could call. 1393 01:34:50,198 --> 01:34:51,460 No doctors. 1394 01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:57,062 I'm gonna be fine, Nelson. But you can't be here. 1395 01:34:58,339 --> 01:35:01,035 I don't want you here. You can't see this. 1396 01:35:01,342 --> 01:35:03,606 Please, go. 1397 01:35:03,812 --> 01:35:05,336 Okay, okay, he's going. 1398 01:35:06,848 --> 01:35:09,510 I can't stand by and do nothing, just watch her.... 1399 01:35:09,951 --> 01:35:10,940 Die? 1400 01:35:12,220 --> 01:35:14,154 That's why she wants you to go. 1401 01:35:14,656 --> 01:35:15,645 Go on. 1402 01:35:29,104 --> 01:35:30,401 Hey, Abner. 1403 01:35:32,507 --> 01:35:34,475 Today's not gonna be a great play day. 1404 01:35:35,110 --> 01:35:37,874 I know. It's gonna be Father Sunday. 1405 01:35:38,079 --> 01:35:39,410 Did you forget? 1406 01:35:41,950 --> 01:35:43,850 Oh, God, I'm sorry, Ab. I can't. 1407 01:35:46,654 --> 01:35:48,451 But you promised. 1408 01:35:49,791 --> 01:35:51,349 I guess I don't have a dad. 1409 01:35:51,559 --> 01:35:54,790 I mean, I do, but I don't know who he is. 1410 01:35:55,597 --> 01:35:56,996 So I brought Nelson. 1411 01:35:58,133 --> 01:36:01,398 We do stuff, and it's fun, because he makes me feel smart. 1412 01:36:02,971 --> 01:36:04,905 I guess I feel like... 1413 01:36:05,340 --> 01:36:08,503 ...if I got into trouble, he'd take care of me. 1414 01:36:09,077 --> 01:36:12,444 Kind of like a best friend, just bigger. 1415 01:36:14,315 --> 01:36:15,873 Thank you, Abner. 1416 01:36:19,587 --> 01:36:21,646 I guess I'll see you tomorrow. 1417 01:36:22,557 --> 01:36:25,390 I don't know. I probably won't be here tomorrow. 1418 01:36:25,593 --> 01:36:26,787 How come? 1419 01:36:27,128 --> 01:36:29,824 I gotta do some thinking, make a tough decision. 1420 01:36:33,134 --> 01:36:37,070 Sara thinks you don't respect her choices? Something like that? 1421 01:36:38,039 --> 01:36:40,371 I don't know. You always see that stuff on TV. 1422 01:36:41,476 --> 01:36:43,967 I think you're the coolest kid I've ever met. 1423 01:36:44,179 --> 01:36:46,477 -I'll see you. -See you. 1424 01:36:47,148 --> 01:36:48,615 Take care. 1425 01:38:25,546 --> 01:38:26,808 Shit. 1426 01:38:27,015 --> 01:38:28,175 You all right? 1427 01:38:29,217 --> 01:38:31,708 -Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. -Good. 1428 01:38:34,756 --> 01:38:39,125 I was planning on serving the pumpkin on the floor, so this is.... 1429 01:38:39,327 --> 01:38:40,521 This is really good. 1430 01:38:41,896 --> 01:38:43,761 Oh, God, Chaz. 1431 01:38:44,165 --> 01:38:46,292 Please tell me we're gonna have fun. 1432 01:38:48,136 --> 01:38:50,627 Thanksgiving's fun, right? It's fun. 1433 01:38:51,072 --> 01:38:52,699 It'll be a riot. 1434 01:38:54,242 --> 01:38:55,641 Come here. 1435 01:38:56,077 --> 01:38:57,442 Give us a cuddle. 1436 01:39:01,416 --> 01:39:02,974 I need some fun. 1437 01:39:05,920 --> 01:39:08,081 You know, he asked me to marry him. 1438 01:39:08,957 --> 01:39:10,618 He's not the first. 1439 01:39:14,862 --> 01:39:18,127 No, but it was the first time I wanted to say yes. 1440 01:39:18,900 --> 01:39:20,333 So why didn't you? 1441 01:39:23,104 --> 01:39:26,505 Because, Chaz, I let the whole thing go too far. 1442 01:39:26,708 --> 01:39:29,142 Oh, yeah? Too far for who? 1443 01:39:30,078 --> 01:39:31,602 Both of us. 1444 01:39:32,847 --> 01:39:33,836 Anyway.... 1445 01:39:34,916 --> 01:39:37,441 No need to talk about it. He's gone. 1446 01:39:37,919 --> 01:39:41,855 Well, you did kick him out. He'll be back if you let him. 1447 01:39:45,493 --> 01:39:47,484 I don't want him to come back. 1448 01:39:48,262 --> 01:39:49,251 Right. 1449 01:39:51,232 --> 01:39:53,962 You know, it's okay to break your own rules, Sara. 1450 01:39:54,802 --> 01:39:56,793 You fell in love. 1451 01:39:57,238 --> 01:39:58,637 That's great. 1452 01:39:58,906 --> 01:40:02,307 It may not follow your master plan, but you can't control everything. 1453 01:40:02,510 --> 01:40:03,738 Okay, just stop it. 1454 01:40:04,112 --> 01:40:06,512 I really don't need this right now, Chaz. 1455 01:40:07,782 --> 01:40:08,976 Jesus! 1456 01:40:10,118 --> 01:40:14,851 There's no rule that gives me the right to put him through all of this. 1457 01:40:15,056 --> 01:40:16,318 This hell. 1458 01:40:16,557 --> 01:40:18,047 I don't.... 1459 01:40:21,562 --> 01:40:25,157 -It'll just hurt him in the end. -It'll hurt, whatever you do. 1460 01:40:25,833 --> 01:40:26,925 We all will. 1461 01:40:27,635 --> 01:40:28,624 But... 1462 01:40:30,004 --> 01:40:32,234 ...if I've learned anything... 1463 01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:35,170 ...it's that you should have those who love you near... 1464 01:40:35,376 --> 01:40:37,742 ...as long as you possibly can. 1465 01:40:44,052 --> 01:40:45,041 Yeah. 1466 01:40:46,354 --> 01:40:48,447 Toast! Toast. 1467 01:40:50,358 --> 01:40:52,622 Happy we-stole-your-land- and-killed-your-people day. 1468 01:40:52,827 --> 01:40:55,125 -Oh, Al. -That's a good one, Al. 1469 01:40:58,332 --> 01:40:59,799 Here's to you. 1470 01:41:00,001 --> 01:41:02,299 -Here you go, babe. -Here's to you. 1471 01:41:05,673 --> 01:41:06,662 Merry Christmas! 1472 01:41:12,647 --> 01:41:14,774 Merry Christmas! 1473 01:41:19,287 --> 01:41:20,652 Merry Christmas, Sara. 1474 01:41:31,232 --> 01:41:33,291 I think it's Thanksgiving, isn't it? 1475 01:41:33,534 --> 01:41:34,831 Not for you. 1476 01:41:35,069 --> 01:41:36,730 You shouldn't have to wait. 1477 01:41:39,941 --> 01:41:43,775 Does anyone else have a sudden desire for Chinese food? 1478 01:41:43,978 --> 01:41:45,946 -Right on! -Yeah. 1479 01:41:46,414 --> 01:41:47,972 It's good to see you, Nelson. 1480 01:41:49,550 --> 01:41:54,544 Do you know how the Chinese celebrate Christmas and Thanksgiving? 1481 01:41:55,623 --> 01:41:56,715 Ciao, Santa. 1482 01:41:56,924 --> 01:41:58,391 I thought you'd never get here. 1483 01:41:58,593 --> 01:42:00,652 Come on, let's go. 1484 01:42:05,333 --> 01:42:08,700 For you, my sweet Sara... 1485 01:42:10,004 --> 01:42:14,100 ...l bring you 1 2 gifts of Christmas. 1486 01:42:18,513 --> 01:42:19,537 One: 1487 01:42:23,284 --> 01:42:27,311 The famous Colombo log. The salami that started it all. 1488 01:42:30,558 --> 01:42:31,547 Two: 1489 01:42:33,427 --> 01:42:38,387 A kaleidoscope of a coiffeur, for the barking-mad pet crusader. 1490 01:42:40,935 --> 01:42:42,334 Number three: 1491 01:42:42,603 --> 01:42:45,436 A bullwhip for the dizzy dominatrix. 1492 01:42:45,640 --> 01:42:49,201 So you can rule your world in style and whip me into shape. 1493 01:42:51,712 --> 01:42:52,701 Four: 1494 01:42:53,581 --> 01:42:54,673 I present... 1495 01:42:55,516 --> 01:42:58,314 ...Sara, a custom-made fragrance capturing... 1496 01:42:58,519 --> 01:43:00,919 ...that special something... 1497 01:43:01,122 --> 01:43:03,920 ...a woman leaves on a man. 1498 01:43:08,129 --> 01:43:10,927 -Nelson, this is.... -Only the beginning. 1499 01:43:11,232 --> 01:43:12,221 Five: 1500 01:43:14,735 --> 01:43:17,602 Why is Harriet so Hairy? 1501 01:43:17,805 --> 01:43:22,674 The definitive guide to understanding our transvestite friends. 1502 01:43:24,879 --> 01:43:26,107 Six: 1503 01:43:26,314 --> 01:43:31,115 Tiny bubbles, for those leisurely soaks we love so much. 1504 01:43:32,453 --> 01:43:33,442 Number seven: 1505 01:43:34,722 --> 01:43:37,247 A hundred muni train tokens... 1506 01:43:37,725 --> 01:43:39,693 ...for the many, many... 1507 01:43:39,894 --> 01:43:42,124 ...great rides of your life. 1508 01:43:44,732 --> 01:43:46,256 Number eight: 1509 01:43:47,635 --> 01:43:49,535 A collection of music to swoon by. 1510 01:43:49,937 --> 01:43:54,033 Which, by the way, happens to go very nicely with gift number nine: 1511 01:43:55,209 --> 01:43:56,608 Dance classes. 1512 01:43:57,345 --> 01:44:01,475 Mildred's Academy of Dance, guaranteed to get you off my toes... 1513 01:44:02,850 --> 01:44:04,112 ...in a week. 1514 01:44:04,685 --> 01:44:07,313 -You sure? -I'm positive. 1515 01:44:07,555 --> 01:44:09,113 Number 10: 1516 01:44:09,724 --> 01:44:13,421 For the gentle lady who hates doing dishes. 1517 01:44:13,628 --> 01:44:14,822 A dishwasher! 1518 01:44:20,701 --> 01:44:22,464 Nelson, this is too much. 1519 01:44:23,137 --> 01:44:24,399 It's not enough. 1520 01:44:25,873 --> 01:44:26,897 Number 11 : 1521 01:44:27,341 --> 01:44:31,573 Live, and in your apartment, back by popular demand... 1522 01:44:31,779 --> 01:44:33,303 ...l give you... 1523 01:44:34,315 --> 01:44:35,805 ...Ernie! 1524 01:44:39,153 --> 01:44:40,711 Hi, baby! 1525 01:44:43,157 --> 01:44:44,749 I missed you. 1526 01:44:46,327 --> 01:44:51,355 And if this last gift doesn't prove how much I love you, nothing will. 1527 01:46:19,820 --> 01:46:23,347 Every month is November, Sara. 1528 01:46:25,092 --> 01:46:27,083 And I love you every day. 1529 01:46:29,797 --> 01:46:31,196 Nelson, there's-- 1530 01:46:31,399 --> 01:46:35,096 This is our month, and it never has to end. 1531 01:46:44,111 --> 01:46:48,172 I surrender all attempts to control life... 1532 01:46:48,482 --> 01:46:49,949 ...yours or mine. 1533 01:46:51,218 --> 01:46:52,913 I live for one thing: 1534 01:46:54,054 --> 01:46:55,351 To love you. 1535 01:46:56,290 --> 01:46:57,917 To make you happy. 1536 01:46:58,859 --> 01:47:02,955 To live firmly and joyously in the moment. 1537 01:47:03,964 --> 01:47:05,955 November is all I know. 1538 01:47:07,101 --> 01:47:09,069 And all I ever want to know. 1539 01:48:35,489 --> 01:48:36,888 What are you doing? 1540 01:48:38,225 --> 01:48:39,317 Where are you going? 1541 01:48:41,428 --> 01:48:42,417 Out. 1542 01:48:45,833 --> 01:48:48,631 This will give you time to get your stuff together. 1543 01:48:50,271 --> 01:48:51,260 So you can go. 1544 01:48:52,206 --> 01:48:54,606 Our month is over. 1545 01:48:54,808 --> 01:48:56,241 Sara, I'm not leaving. 1546 01:48:59,113 --> 01:49:00,045 Sara! 1547 01:49:30,277 --> 01:49:31,835 Sara, stop! 1548 01:49:42,923 --> 01:49:45,585 Sara, stop running. Sara! 1549 01:49:46,427 --> 01:49:47,917 Sara, please. 1550 01:49:49,196 --> 01:49:50,663 I'm not leaving you. 1551 01:49:50,864 --> 01:49:53,833 -I know you love me. -I do. 1552 01:49:54,034 --> 01:49:55,467 I've never felt this. 1553 01:49:55,669 --> 01:49:59,002 I never thought I'd have the chance, and you gave that to me, Nelson. 1554 01:49:59,206 --> 01:50:02,767 -Then why are you doing this? -Because it's starting to happen. 1555 01:50:02,977 --> 01:50:04,137 I don't care. 1556 01:50:04,345 --> 01:50:07,644 Nelson, if you leave now, everything we had will be perfect forever. 1557 01:50:07,848 --> 01:50:10,373 Sara, life isn't perfect. 1558 01:50:12,920 --> 01:50:16,253 All we have is how you'll remember me. 1559 01:50:16,757 --> 01:50:20,249 And I need that memory to be strong and beautiful. 1560 01:50:22,763 --> 01:50:24,128 Don't you see? 1561 01:50:25,399 --> 01:50:30,063 If I know that I'm remembered that way, then I can face anything. 1562 01:50:30,270 --> 01:50:31,362 Anything. 1563 01:50:32,873 --> 01:50:36,604 Nelson, you're my immortality. 1564 01:50:36,810 --> 01:50:38,607 I want to take care of you. 1565 01:50:39,046 --> 01:50:41,276 I'm gonna be all right. 1566 01:50:41,915 --> 01:50:43,576 I'm going home. 1567 01:50:45,252 --> 01:50:46,947 They know I'm coming. 1568 01:50:47,388 --> 01:50:49,879 I need to do this. 1569 01:50:50,991 --> 01:50:52,117 It doesn't seem-- 1570 01:50:52,326 --> 01:50:56,456 Just like I need to know that you'll go on and have a beautiful life. 1571 01:50:56,664 --> 01:50:58,097 The one you deserve. 1572 01:50:59,266 --> 01:51:00,790 I only want you. 1573 01:51:02,803 --> 01:51:04,270 You have me... 1574 01:51:05,239 --> 01:51:06,433 ...forever. 1575 01:51:08,876 --> 01:51:10,776 Now let me go. 1576 01:51:19,653 --> 01:51:20,984 All right, Sara. 1577 01:51:23,424 --> 01:51:24,413 All right. 1578 01:51:26,794 --> 01:51:28,386 Close your eyes. 1579 01:51:51,518 --> 01:51:53,952 I love you, Nelson Moss. 1580 01:51:58,826 --> 01:52:01,056 I love you, Sara Deever. 1581 01:52:17,377 --> 01:52:18,742 Remember me. 1582 01:52:19,305 --> 01:52:25,765 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org