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In the last year of the World War,
the Tomainian nation began to weaken.
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Behind her lines
revolution had broken out.
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Her diplomats were frantically
suing for peace...
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while at the front
Tomainia's army fought on...
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confident its war machine
was invincible...
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confident its war machine
would smash the enemy's lines.
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Big Bertha, a cannon that could
hurl a projectile a hundred miles...
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was this day to make
its first appearance on the Western Front...
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was this day to strike terror
into the hearts of the enemy.
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Seventy-five miles away was her target,
the cathedral of Notre Dame.
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Range: 95,452!
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- Range: 95,452!
- Yes, sir!
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- Stand clear!
- Fire!
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Hey!
Stand by your trigger.
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Yes, sir.
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Range correction: 95,455!
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- Range: 95,455!
- Yes, sir!
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Breach secured!
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Stand clear!
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Ready! Fire!
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Defective shell.
We'll examine it. Come on.
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Come on.
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- We'd better check the fuse.
- Yes, check the fuse.
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Yes, sir. The fuse.
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Look out! Come on! Run!
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- What's that?
- An air raid!
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- They're after Big Bertha!
- Right! To the antiaircraft gun!
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- To the gun!
- Quick!
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Hey! Have you gone crazy?
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Come down out of there!
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Get up there, will you!
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What do you think you're doing?
Have you gone crazy?
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- Sorry, sir...
- Sir! Report from Captain Snout!
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The enemy have broken through!
Every man to the front!
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Muster the gun crew, quick!
You, report to Sergeant Bloom.
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- Come on!
- Yes, sir!
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Get your hand grenades there, soldiers.
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Come on there.
Get your hand grenades.
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Hey, soldier! Where's your hand grenade?
Hey, come here!
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- Where's your hand grenade?
- Haven't got any, sir.
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Give him a hand grenade.
Go on.
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Keep moving. Come along.
Move forward.
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Hurry it up.
Come along. Hurry up.
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Pardon me, sir, but to work this...
How do you...
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Pull the pin, count 10 and throw it.
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Let 'em have it!
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Hey, come on!
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Hey, this is no time to scratch.
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Here, pull yourself together.
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Take this.
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Forward!
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Hey, you men! Fall in here!
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Hey, you, come on!
Hurry it up there!
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Order! Arms!
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Ow!
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Prepare to attack!
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Forward!
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Captain!
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Yoo-hoo!
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Capitán!
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Yoo-hoo!
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- There you are.
- Huh?
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Hmm?
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Oh, excuse me!
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The enemy!
Come on, fellas! Let's get him!
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Good afternoon, sir. May I come in?
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- Who is it?
- Friend.
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Come in.
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- Sir.
- What division?
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21 st Artillery, sir.
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Take this. Hold 'em off.
And keep firing.
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- I'll be back in a moment.
- Yes, sir.
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Help! Comrade, help!
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- What is it?
- I'm exhausted.
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Quick! Help me to my plane!
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Yes, sir.
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- Thank you, my lad.
- Steady.
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I'll see you get
the Tomainian Cross for this.
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That's all right, sir.
I'm only too willing to oblige.
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Oh, you saved my life.
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- Thank you.
- I'll strap you in.
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I'm weak.
I can't make it alone.
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- You'll have to stay with me.
- All right, sir.
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- Can you fly a plane?
- I can try.
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Quick! Lift my hand to the stick.
I haven't the strength.
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- Take charge of that gun, Sergeant!
- Yes, sir!
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The enemy! They're coming!
Quick! Lift my hand to the throttle!
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We'll fool 'em!
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- Here. Hold on to these dispatches.
- Yes, sir.
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If we can deliver them to General Schmelloffel,
Tomainia may yet win the day!
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- I think I'm going to faint.
- Oh, don't say that.
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I'm sorry, old man.
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- Huh?
- I'm sorry.
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Oh, wait... Please! Hey!
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Hey, mister!
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- Hey!
- Where am I?
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- Don't you know me?
- Oh, yes. Of course.
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- Of course.
- Yes.
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Yes, I... I feel better now.
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- Ah.
- The blood's returning to my head.
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What's below?
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- Looks like the sun.
- The sun?
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- Seems to be shining upwards.
- Strange.
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- How's the gas?
- Terrible. It kept me awake all night.
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No, no, no!
The gasoline in the tank!
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Oh. Almost empty.
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We must be nearly there.
What time is it?
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Time?
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About, approximately, one minute to 12:00.
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Strange.
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Look at that.
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Huh! Huh.
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Seem to be defying
the laws of gravity.
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Hmm.
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Water!
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- Huh?
- Quick! I'm going to faint!
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Uh, wait a while. Wait a wh...
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You'll get... We'll get into trouble
if you faint any more now.
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- Ohh. Ohh.
- Now be careful.
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- Here now. Just hold it.
- Quick.
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Hold it. Hold it.
I think I can... We'll just see...
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Faint. Water.
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- What on...
- Oh, water.
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- Here, take it!
- Oh! Quick!
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- There's something wrong.
- Oh! Ohh!
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Oh, I can't reach it.
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Oh, water! Faint!
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Ah! Oh, it's all gone!
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What's the matter?
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- This belt is too tight.
- Well, loosen it.
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I'm trying to.
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We're upside down.
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- I know it.
- Give me that stick!
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Impossible.
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Oh. There it goes.
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We're out of gas.
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Well, I suppose this is the end.
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- Cigarette?
- Not now.
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Then I shan't need this anymore.
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What month is it?
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April.
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Spring in Tomainia.
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Hilda will be in the garden now
tending the daffodils.
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How she loves daffodils.
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She would never cut them
for fear of hurting them.
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It was like taking a life
to cut a daffodil.
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Sweet, gentle Hilda.
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A beautiful soul.
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And she loved animals.
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And little children too.
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We've landed! Dispatches!
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Comrade, where are you?
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Comrade!
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Comrade, the dispatches!
Tell me, where are they?
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- Are you hurt?
- Quick! Take me to General Schmelloffel!
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- What's that?
- Hurry, man!
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If I don't deliver these dispatches at once,
we're defeated!
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- Well, the war's over.
- What?
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- We lost.
- Lost?
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Hynkel Party Takes Power!
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Meanwhile, the Jewish soldier,
ex-barber, veteran of the World War...
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suffered a loss of memory and remained an inmate
of the soldier's hospital for many years.
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He was ignorant of the profound change
that had come over Tomainia.
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Hynkel the dictator ruled the nation
with an iron fist.
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Under the new emblem of the Double Cross
liberty was banished...
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free speech was suppressed...
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and only the voice of Hynkel was heard.
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... und ze sauerkraut!
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Baloney.
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Baloney...
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Adenoid Hynkel has just said...
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yesterday Tomainia was down,
but today she has risen.
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Democratzy shtunk!
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Democracy is fragrant.
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Liberty shtunk!
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Liberty is odious.
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Free sprechen shtunk!
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Freedom of speech is objectionable.
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Tomainia has the greatest army in the world.
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The greatest navy in the world.
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But to remain great we must sacrifice.
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We must tighten our belts.
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Hail Hynkel!
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Ah, Herring.
Poopschen Herring.
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Bismarck Herring!
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The Phooey now speaks to
the Field Marshal Herring, the minister of war.
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From the hearten...
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Und Garbitsch. Herr Garbitsch.
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He is now addressing
Herr Garbitsch, Minister of the Interior.
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Herr Garbitsch. Ah.
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Herring shutten smelten fine
from Garbitsch...
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und Garbitsch shutten smelten fine
from Herring.
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Herring und Garbitsch.
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His Excellency
recalls the struggles of his early days...
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shared by his two loyal comrades.
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Ah, und the Aryan...
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und the Aryan maiden...
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Ah, the Aryan maiden.
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Ah, the delicatessen mit ze schoe...
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und the flaxen mit ze stress.
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Ach, und the Holstein...
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mit the muss.
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Ah, ze muss!
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Und der kinder Katzenjammer.
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The Katzenjammer mit the...
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Hail Soldiers for Hynkel!
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Zein the Aryan...
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und now der Juden.
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Der Juden!
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... da sauerkraut mit the Juden.
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Und da strangulation mit da...
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Der Juden.
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Ohh, der Juden.
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His Excellency
has just referred to the Jewish people.
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Und now ...
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Europe...
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Blitzkrieg French...
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and final straff und en France...
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and straff mit eine Finland!
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Und mine straff mit Russia...
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Tomainia!
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In conclusion, the Phooey remarks...
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that for the rest of the world
he has nothing but peace in his heart.
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We now pause for station identification.
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This is the Peri-mutuel Network...
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bringing you direct from Tomainia
Adenoid Hynkel's address...
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to the sons and daughters
of the Double Cross.
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The English Interpreter is Heinrich Schtick,
Adenoid Hynkel's personal translator...
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who is apparently reading
from a prepared manuscript.
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Stand by for further commentary.
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- Go ahead, Tomainia.
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His Excellency is about to descend the stairs.
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Ach! Ohh! Your Excellency!
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Are you hurt? Oh!
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Straff! Straff da fluten flavin
da cheesen cracken!
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Da fluten da banana!
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Da banana!
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- Da banana!
- Da bitte booben!
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- Banana!
- Banana!
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Dein big booben!
Cheesen crackers!
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Banana.
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Inside, da booben.
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You ride in the other car.
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Thank you, children.
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His Excellency seems well pleased...
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as he's greeted by a committee
of Tomainian children and their mothers.
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Now he pauses
before a woman with a child.
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Camera.
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Even the baby is thrilled...
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and seems all smiles
at His Excellency's attention.
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Hail Hynkel!
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His Excellency leaves
the scene of his triumph...
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and will return to the palace along
Hynkelstrasse, the avenue of culture...
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00:23:24,142 --> 00:23:26,378
where he will pass Tomainia's
modern masterpieces...
256
00:23:26,478 --> 00:23:28,972
The Venus of Today
and The Thinker of Tomorrow.
257
00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:39,307
- How was it?
- The speech?
258
00:23:39,407 --> 00:23:41,559
- Yes.
- Oh, very good.
259
00:23:41,659 --> 00:23:44,896
Thought your reference to the Jews
might have been a little more violent.
260
00:23:44,996 --> 00:23:47,732
- What?
- You've got to rouse the people's anger.
261
00:23:47,832 --> 00:23:52,320
At this time, violence against the Jews
might take the public's mind off its stomach.
262
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,322
Hmm. Perhaps you're right.
263
00:23:54,422 --> 00:23:57,000
Things have been quiet
in the ghetto lately.
264
00:24:20,774 --> 00:24:22,684
Good morning, Mr. Jaeckel.
265
00:24:22,784 --> 00:24:24,436
What's good about it?
266
00:24:24,536 --> 00:24:26,521
Well, conditions could be worse.
267
00:24:26,621 --> 00:24:30,025
If you think they could be worse,
you have a great imagination.
268
00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:32,318
Aha. You heard Hynkel's speech.
269
00:24:32,418 --> 00:24:35,655
I heard nothing.
I've got my own troubles.
270
00:24:35,755 --> 00:24:38,658
Well, you're better off
than a lot of other people.
271
00:24:38,758 --> 00:24:42,037
- What have you heard from the barber?
- Still in the hospital.
272
00:24:42,137 --> 00:24:44,789
Aye. Ever since the war
he's been there.
273
00:24:44,889 --> 00:24:45,889
Yep.
274
00:24:46,224 --> 00:24:48,835
Why don't you try and rent
his barbershop for him?
275
00:24:48,935 --> 00:24:50,879
He won't let me.
276
00:24:50,979 --> 00:24:53,715
Every few weeks
he writes to say he's coming back.
277
00:24:53,815 --> 00:24:56,885
It seems a pity it should be idle
all these years.
278
00:24:56,985 --> 00:24:58,887
Well, why worry?
279
00:24:58,987 --> 00:25:02,057
With the taxes the government
will soon take it away from him.
280
00:25:02,157 --> 00:25:03,850
Aye, perhaps you're right.
281
00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:06,061
It isn't such a good morning after all.
282
00:25:06,161 --> 00:25:08,154
Now you said it.
283
00:25:09,156 --> 00:25:11,900
- Hannah.
- Yes, Mr. Jaeckel?
284
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,903
On the mantelpiece
you'll find my tobacco pouch.
285
00:25:15,003 --> 00:25:17,280
- Will you get it?
- All right, Mr. Jaeckel.
286
00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:20,408
Yeah, seems everyone
is full of troubles.
287
00:25:20,508 --> 00:25:22,243
Ah, everyone.
288
00:25:22,343 --> 00:25:24,245
Look at Hannah, poor girl.
289
00:25:24,345 --> 00:25:26,748
A hard worker.
Can't get a job.
290
00:25:26,848 --> 00:25:30,293
Father was killed in the war.
Mother died last year.
291
00:25:30,393 --> 00:25:33,922
Can't earn enough to pay the rent
for her room. What can I do?
292
00:25:34,022 --> 00:25:36,015
I can't throw her out.
293
00:25:44,399 --> 00:25:46,976
- You'll need some more tobacco.
- Where are you going?
294
00:25:47,076 --> 00:25:48,812
I'm delivering Mrs. Shoemaker's laundry.
295
00:25:48,912 --> 00:25:51,231
Oh, you'd better take the key.
296
00:25:51,331 --> 00:25:53,650
Mrs. Jaeckel and myself
are going out.
297
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:55,652
I'm locking up all the doors...
298
00:25:55,752 --> 00:25:58,746
in case the storm troopers will start
their monkey business again.
299
00:26:11,135 --> 00:26:12,877
~ The Aryan ~
300
00:26:12,977 --> 00:26:16,381
~ The Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan ~
301
00:26:16,481 --> 00:26:19,725
~ As we go marching by ~
302
00:26:20,561 --> 00:26:22,720
Look, fellas! Tomatoes!
303
00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:24,313
And potatoes!
304
00:26:26,817 --> 00:26:28,893
I think I'll take a box home.
305
00:26:28,993 --> 00:26:32,230
Mister, please, please.
306
00:26:32,330 --> 00:26:34,482
Hey, fellas, the truck!
307
00:26:34,582 --> 00:26:37,076
Hold it there, will ya!
308
00:26:38,662 --> 00:26:40,572
You have no right to do this.
309
00:26:40,672 --> 00:26:43,583
That's all right.
Just charge it to my account.
310
00:26:46,128 --> 00:26:48,037
Nice, ripe tomatoes, boys!
311
00:26:48,137 --> 00:26:52,500
Why don't some of you do something?
I wish I was a man. I'd show ya.
312
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,836
Now what would you do,
my pretty maid?
313
00:26:54,936 --> 00:26:58,590
Ah, you're very brave all together, but not
one of ya got guts to stand up alone and fight.
314
00:26:58,690 --> 00:27:01,092
- Aw, shut up!
- Is that why you got a truck?
315
00:27:01,192 --> 00:27:04,095
- To run away in case somebody hits you back?
- Shut up, or we'll take you down.
316
00:27:04,195 --> 00:27:07,098
All right, come on and take me.
You'll get a lot of medals for it.
317
00:27:07,198 --> 00:27:10,018
That's all you can do is to pick on women
and rob defenseless people.
318
00:27:10,118 --> 00:27:13,521
Aw, don't rob the poor girl, boys.
Give her back her tomatoes.
319
00:27:13,621 --> 00:27:14,621
Here!
320
00:27:52,903 --> 00:27:56,572
Oh, I'll have to do it all over again.
321
00:27:58,825 --> 00:27:59,825
Pigs.
322
00:28:03,997 --> 00:28:06,658
- Send in patient 33.
- Yes, sir.
323
00:28:06,758 --> 00:28:08,326
Here's an interesting case.
324
00:28:08,426 --> 00:28:10,495
Amnesia. Jewish soldier.
325
00:28:10,595 --> 00:28:13,915
Been here since the war.
Has an idea he's been here only a few weeks.
326
00:28:14,015 --> 00:28:16,209
Has he any idea
what's happened in the meantime?
327
00:28:16,309 --> 00:28:17,710
Not the least.
328
00:28:17,810 --> 00:28:22,507
His one interest seems to be in his barbershop,
which he believes he left only a few weeks ago.
329
00:28:22,607 --> 00:28:25,009
Poor devil. He'll have
many surprises waiting for him.
330
00:28:25,109 --> 00:28:27,345
I'm afraid so.
331
00:28:27,445 --> 00:28:29,430
- Yes?
- Number 33 is gone.
332
00:28:29,530 --> 00:28:31,432
Gone?
But he was to be examined.
333
00:28:31,532 --> 00:28:34,435
- I know, sir, but he disappeared.
- Disappeared?
334
00:28:34,535 --> 00:28:37,772
Well, let him go.
It isn't a serious case.
335
00:28:37,872 --> 00:28:40,366
Besides, there's little more
we can do for him.
336
00:30:04,368 --> 00:30:06,944
Hey, go on.
Beat it up there.
337
00:30:07,044 --> 00:30:09,372
Come on! Get outta...
You! Go on!
338
00:30:34,231 --> 00:30:36,557
What do you think you're doing?
339
00:30:36,657 --> 00:30:39,402
- I really don't know.
- Well, you leave that alone.
340
00:30:40,654 --> 00:30:42,855
- Don't be silly.
- I'm not silly!
341
00:30:42,955 --> 00:30:44,357
I appreciate that.
342
00:30:44,457 --> 00:30:46,818
When you talk to me,
hail Hynkel and salute.
343
00:30:46,918 --> 00:30:48,411
Who are you anyway?
344
00:30:50,288 --> 00:30:52,323
I'll show you who I am.
345
00:30:52,423 --> 00:30:54,075
Come down to headquarters.
346
00:30:54,175 --> 00:30:57,078
- Say, that's my shop!
- I don't care if it is or not.
347
00:30:57,178 --> 00:30:59,914
- You leave me alone!
- Oh! Gonna put up a fight, are ya?
348
00:31:00,014 --> 00:31:03,084
Come on down, pal.
I'll show you.
349
00:31:03,184 --> 00:31:05,594
Now let me tell you something...
350
00:31:08,765 --> 00:31:11,843
Are you a policeman?
Arrest that man for assault.
351
00:31:11,943 --> 00:31:13,845
- Come here, you!
- Leave me alone!
352
00:31:13,945 --> 00:31:16,472
Attacking a storm trooper, huh?
353
00:31:16,572 --> 00:31:18,224
- Take him down!
- You'll hear from my lawyer!
354
00:31:18,324 --> 00:31:20,935
- Come on, you little...
- Why, you...
355
00:31:21,035 --> 00:31:24,071
Turn him around!
356
00:31:25,115 --> 00:31:26,449
He bit my finger!
357
00:32:00,692 --> 00:32:01,942
Pardon.
358
00:32:17,876 --> 00:32:20,369
Oh, I'm sorry, mister.
I didn't mean to hit you.
359
00:32:20,469 --> 00:32:22,413
You were wonderful.
I enjoyed that.
360
00:32:22,513 --> 00:32:25,333
- But don't stand there. You'd better beat it.
- No, I'll call a policeman.
361
00:32:25,433 --> 00:32:27,043
- No, no, don't do that.
- Why not?
362
00:32:27,143 --> 00:32:28,836
You crazy?
363
00:32:28,936 --> 00:32:30,838
- Look out. There's more coming.
- More what?
364
00:32:30,938 --> 00:32:32,640
Wait a minute!
365
00:32:38,438 --> 00:32:40,272
Come in here!
366
00:32:42,776 --> 00:32:45,686
What's wrong with you?
There's no use being foolhardy.
367
00:32:45,786 --> 00:32:47,446
- Who?
- Shh!
368
00:32:51,284 --> 00:32:53,160
Stop the car!
369
00:32:54,829 --> 00:32:57,698
Hello! What's this?
Who hit you?
370
00:32:57,798 --> 00:33:01,953
- I don't know. I think there were a gang of 'em.
- Here, you'd better go along, get fixed up.
371
00:33:02,053 --> 00:33:03,663
We'll investigate later.
372
00:33:03,763 --> 00:33:06,006
- What time is it?
- Come on. Get in.
373
00:33:14,724 --> 00:33:16,058
I don't see what is...
374
00:33:26,236 --> 00:33:28,396
It's all right now.
They've gone.
375
00:33:28,496 --> 00:33:30,064
Thanks, mister.
376
00:33:30,164 --> 00:33:32,283
That did me a lot of good.
377
00:33:34,911 --> 00:33:37,738
You sure got nerve,
the way you fought back.
378
00:33:37,838 --> 00:33:40,533
That's what we should all do...
fight back.
379
00:33:40,633 --> 00:33:44,044
We can't fight alone,
but we can lick 'em together.
380
00:33:45,630 --> 00:33:47,748
We didn't do so bad, did we?
381
00:33:47,848 --> 00:33:49,448
So long.
382
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:08,352
Oh, excuse me.
383
00:34:08,452 --> 00:34:11,439
You're the barber,
the one that was in the hospital.
384
00:34:11,539 --> 00:34:15,735
Mr. Jaeckel's often talked about you.
We didn't think you were ever coming back.
385
00:34:15,835 --> 00:34:16,835
Huh?
386
00:34:17,712 --> 00:34:20,114
But the storm troopers,
they'll be looking for ya.
387
00:34:20,214 --> 00:34:21,449
Storm troopers?
388
00:34:21,549 --> 00:34:24,752
You'd better hide.
Wait. I'll get the key to the cellar.
389
00:34:32,844 --> 00:34:35,054
- Is this the man?
- That's him.
390
00:34:35,847 --> 00:34:37,298
Hail Hynkel.
391
00:34:37,398 --> 00:34:38,557
Who's he?
392
00:34:39,225 --> 00:34:42,303
Don't fool with me.
I said, hail Hynkel!
393
00:34:42,403 --> 00:34:44,555
- All right.
- Put out your hands.
394
00:34:44,655 --> 00:34:47,892
Just a moment. We won't put 'em on here.
Bring him outside.
395
00:34:47,992 --> 00:34:50,402
Yes. Come on, you.
Come on!
396
00:34:51,988 --> 00:34:54,990
Before we take you down
you'll finish this. Here.
397
00:34:56,701 --> 00:34:58,077
Go on. Paint that.
398
00:34:58,662 --> 00:35:00,412
Why, you...
399
00:35:12,175 --> 00:35:14,009
That's him!
400
00:35:37,075 --> 00:35:39,318
Wait a minute, boys! Wait a minute!
401
00:35:39,418 --> 00:35:41,862
I've got an idea.
A bright idea.
402
00:35:41,962 --> 00:35:44,289
Sure! That's it!
403
00:35:52,173 --> 00:35:56,552
- And... give it the works!
- Heave ho!
404
00:35:58,346 --> 00:36:00,055
Wait a minute! Commander Schultz!
405
00:36:00,807 --> 00:36:02,182
Attention!
406
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:07,813
First in command.
407
00:36:09,107 --> 00:36:11,142
- Yes, sir.
- What the...
408
00:36:11,242 --> 00:36:13,152
Second in command.
409
00:36:14,362 --> 00:36:16,230
- Yes, sir.
- Oh, never mind.
410
00:36:16,330 --> 00:36:17,565
- You!
- Yes, sir.
411
00:36:17,665 --> 00:36:20,192
What the devil goes on here? And who
told you to hang people from lampposts?
412
00:36:20,292 --> 00:36:22,903
- No one, sir.
- My orders were to keep these streets tidy.
413
00:36:23,003 --> 00:36:25,448
- What was the trouble?
- A Jew was attacking storm troopers, sir.
414
00:36:25,548 --> 00:36:27,575
- Where is he?
- There.
415
00:36:27,675 --> 00:36:29,334
Break ranks.
416
00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:34,715
Oh, so there you are.
Stand him up.
417
00:36:35,383 --> 00:36:36,783
Get up.
418
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:43,640
You!
419
00:36:44,809 --> 00:36:46,927
- Don't you remember me?
- Huh?
420
00:36:47,027 --> 00:36:48,929
The war.
You saved my life.
421
00:36:49,029 --> 00:36:51,307
- Me?
- Strange.
422
00:36:51,407 --> 00:36:53,934
And I always thought of you as an Aryan.
423
00:36:54,034 --> 00:36:55,978
- I'm a vegetarian.
- Well, don't you remember?
424
00:36:56,078 --> 00:36:59,023
The enemy tried to capture us,
but we got away in my plane.
425
00:36:59,123 --> 00:37:00,323
Plane?
426
00:37:00,624 --> 00:37:03,194
And then we crashed.
427
00:37:03,294 --> 00:37:04,494
Cra...
428
00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:09,140
Oh, yes.
429
00:37:09,633 --> 00:37:11,293
Now I remember.
430
00:37:12,879 --> 00:37:15,414
- Well, how are you?
- What has my friend done?
431
00:37:15,514 --> 00:37:17,917
Our men were painting his windows,
Commander, and he resisted.
432
00:37:18,017 --> 00:37:20,002
Any brave man would resist.
433
00:37:20,102 --> 00:37:23,005
- I'm sorry this occurred.
- Oh. No harm.
434
00:37:23,105 --> 00:37:26,175
I'm sure that in the future
you will not be molested again.
435
00:37:26,275 --> 00:37:29,728
However, if you or your friends are ever
in any trouble, I hope you'll let me know.
436
00:37:32,398 --> 00:37:33,933
Who did that?
437
00:37:34,033 --> 00:37:37,069
Oh. One of my friends.
438
00:37:38,196 --> 00:37:40,531
Oh. Of course.
439
00:37:46,746 --> 00:37:49,657
Hynkel's palace was
the center of a gigantic enterprise...
440
00:37:49,757 --> 00:37:52,660
an enterprise that would build
the world's greatest war machine.
441
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,663
Behind this undertaking was
the dynamic energy of Adenoid Hynkel...
442
00:37:55,763 --> 00:37:57,665
whose amazing genius
ran the entire nation...
443
00:37:57,765 --> 00:38:01,760
whose ceaseless activity kept him
busily occupied every moment of the day.
444
00:38:06,015 --> 00:38:07,015
Hup!
445
00:38:29,455 --> 00:38:31,073
Marshal Herring is waiting,
Your Excellency.
446
00:38:31,173 --> 00:38:32,457
Enough.
447
00:38:34,586 --> 00:38:35,828
Hail Hynkel.
448
00:38:35,928 --> 00:38:38,497
Your Excellency,
I believe we've got something now.
449
00:38:38,597 --> 00:38:41,876
A bulletproof uniform.
Material as light as silk.
450
00:38:41,976 --> 00:38:44,920
- Where is it? - I've arranged for a
demonstration in the anteroom.
451
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:47,014
It will only take two minutes.
452
00:38:48,016 --> 00:38:49,683
I can spare one.
453
00:38:54,022 --> 00:38:56,557
- Professor Herr Kibitzen!
- Hail Hynkel!
454
00:38:56,657 --> 00:38:59,184
Your Excellency,
actions speak louder than words.
455
00:38:59,284 --> 00:39:02,696
- A bulletproof uniform!
- And 100% perfect!
456
00:39:04,324 --> 00:39:05,524
Shoot.
457
00:39:11,331 --> 00:39:12,915
Far from perfect.
458
00:39:50,370 --> 00:39:51,770
Zevell!
459
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:58,035
- My secretary. Where is she?
- In the outer office, Your Excellency.
460
00:39:58,135 --> 00:39:59,461
- Call her.
- Yes, sir.
461
00:40:08,221 --> 00:40:10,055
Hail Hynkel.
462
00:40:11,724 --> 00:40:13,392
Take a letter.
463
00:40:27,949 --> 00:40:29,449
No! No, no!
464
00:40:38,918 --> 00:40:40,577
- Hello?
- This is Field Marshal Herring.
465
00:40:40,677 --> 00:40:43,163
I'm in the Tower Room.
We've got something marvelous.
466
00:40:43,263 --> 00:40:45,257
All right. I shall be up.
467
00:41:01,357 --> 00:41:03,017
- What is it?
- A parachute.
468
00:41:03,117 --> 00:41:06,695
The most compact in the world.
Worn like an ordinary hat.
469
00:41:08,865 --> 00:41:10,858
It will open in 25 feet.
470
00:41:10,958 --> 00:41:12,951
Demonstrate, Professor.
471
00:41:20,793 --> 00:41:22,210
Hail Hynkel!
472
00:41:32,722 --> 00:41:36,224
Herring, why do you
waste my time like this?
473
00:41:47,945 --> 00:41:49,446
Send Garbitsch here.
474
00:41:59,665 --> 00:42:02,242
- Herr Garbitsch is waiting, Your Excellency.
475
00:42:02,342 --> 00:42:03,742
Enough.
476
00:42:07,799 --> 00:42:09,208
Hail Hynkel.
477
00:42:09,308 --> 00:42:11,293
Garbitsch, what's the meaning of this,
these appropriations?
478
00:42:11,393 --> 00:42:14,922
25 million for prison camps when we need
every penny for the manufacturing of munitions.
479
00:42:15,022 --> 00:42:17,424
- We've had to make a few arrests.
- A few? How many?
480
00:42:17,524 --> 00:42:19,176
Nothing astronomical.
Five or ten thousand.
481
00:42:19,276 --> 00:42:20,761
- Oh.
- A day.
482
00:42:20,861 --> 00:42:22,930
- A day?
- Just a few dissenters, that's all.
483
00:42:23,030 --> 00:42:26,141
- What do they dissent about?
- The working hours. The cut in wages.
484
00:42:26,241 --> 00:42:29,853
Chiefly, the synthetic food...
the quality of the sawdust in the bread.
485
00:42:29,953 --> 00:42:33,698
What more do they want? It's from
the finest lumber our mills can supply.
486
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,779
Nevertheless,
the condition is getting dangerous.
487
00:42:38,879 --> 00:42:40,781
The people are overworked.
They need diversion.
488
00:42:40,881 --> 00:42:42,116
The people? Bah!
489
00:42:42,216 --> 00:42:45,410
We might go a little further with the Jews.
Burn down some of their houses.
490
00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:48,288
Spectacular assault on the ghetto now
might prove diverting.
491
00:42:48,388 --> 00:42:51,458
We must do something more dramatic.
Now is the time to invade Osterlich.
492
00:42:51,558 --> 00:42:53,961
- How soon can we be ready?
- According to Herring, three months.
493
00:42:54,061 --> 00:42:57,506
I can't wait that long. Besides, Napaloni's army
might invade Osterlich before me.
494
00:42:57,606 --> 00:42:58,966
We must strike now.
495
00:42:59,066 --> 00:43:01,093
In that case,
we should require foreign capital.
496
00:43:01,193 --> 00:43:03,971
- Borrow it. Borrow it.
- The bankers have all refused.
497
00:43:04,071 --> 00:43:06,932
But wait. There's one man
who might make us a loan... Epstein.
498
00:43:07,032 --> 00:43:09,268
Epstein?
He's a Jew, isn't he?
499
00:43:09,368 --> 00:43:11,145
- Yes.
- Hmm.
500
00:43:11,245 --> 00:43:14,739
Well, let's be big about it.
We'll borrow the money from Epstein.
501
00:43:15,908 --> 00:43:19,319
It might be difficult
in view of our policy towards his people.
502
00:43:19,419 --> 00:43:21,738
Very well then.
We'll change our policy towards his people.
503
00:43:21,838 --> 00:43:25,492
Tell Commander Schultz that in future
all persecution of the Jews must cease...
504
00:43:25,592 --> 00:43:28,962
at least until
we've negotiated this loan.
505
00:43:35,178 --> 00:43:36,753
I don't understand it.
506
00:43:36,853 --> 00:43:39,214
The whole ghetto is so quiet now.
507
00:43:39,314 --> 00:43:42,342
You can't imagine what was going on
while you were away.
508
00:43:42,442 --> 00:43:45,012
Oh, this Hynkel business.
509
00:43:45,112 --> 00:43:48,932
You weren't here.
You were in the hospital, unconscious.
510
00:43:49,032 --> 00:43:52,152
Believe me, you don't appreciate
what a good time you were having.
511
00:43:53,946 --> 00:43:57,024
Well, if things get worse
we can go to Osterlich.
512
00:43:57,124 --> 00:43:59,109
That's still a free country.
513
00:43:59,209 --> 00:44:02,029
Sooner or later we'll have to go.
514
00:44:02,129 --> 00:44:04,031
- Excuse me.
- Anyway...
515
00:44:04,131 --> 00:44:06,241
it's nice to see you back.
516
00:44:06,341 --> 00:44:08,243
It's like the old days again, eh?
517
00:44:08,343 --> 00:44:10,871
- Yes.
- How's business?
518
00:44:10,971 --> 00:44:12,923
Very slow. Very slow.
519
00:44:14,383 --> 00:44:17,544
Trouble is, the men
are all in concentration camps.
520
00:44:17,644 --> 00:44:20,380
You should go in
for fixing up the women.
521
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,466
Nice money
in the beauty parlor business.
522
00:44:22,566 --> 00:44:25,477
You know anything about it?
523
00:44:26,646 --> 00:44:27,646
Huh?
524
00:44:28,488 --> 00:44:29,888
Me? No.
525
00:44:30,324 --> 00:44:32,267
Well, you can learn.
526
00:44:32,367 --> 00:44:33,852
You can practice on Hannah.
527
00:44:33,952 --> 00:44:34,952
Yes!
528
00:44:35,704 --> 00:44:38,607
Of course.
Hannah, get up in that chair.
529
00:44:38,707 --> 00:44:40,609
We are going to make you
look beautiful.
530
00:44:40,709 --> 00:44:42,361
Beautiful? What for?
531
00:44:42,461 --> 00:44:44,996
He's going to practice on you
for a beauty parlor.
532
00:44:47,750 --> 00:44:50,160
You're not gonna put mud
on my face, are you?
533
00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:52,587
Ah, we are going to take some off.
534
00:44:54,507 --> 00:44:56,208
Make me look beautiful?
535
00:44:56,308 --> 00:44:58,927
Sure. We can't make you
look any worse.
536
00:45:01,347 --> 00:45:04,591
- Hannah!
- Oh, there's Mrs. Shoemaker for the laundry.
537
00:45:04,691 --> 00:45:06,718
That's all right.
I'll give it to her.
538
00:45:06,818 --> 00:45:09,554
- You sit here and enjoy yourself.
- What?
539
00:45:09,654 --> 00:45:13,316
I know.
I've seen you making eyes.
540
00:45:15,319 --> 00:45:18,697
Don't pay any attention to Mr. Jaeckel.
541
00:45:21,367 --> 00:45:23,952
- I like your shop since we fixed it up.
- Mm-hmm.
542
00:45:25,204 --> 00:45:27,281
I wish I had a business like this.
543
00:45:27,381 --> 00:45:29,741
There's no future in housework.
544
00:45:29,841 --> 00:45:32,744
Maybe if I save my money
I can have a barbershop someday.
545
00:45:32,844 --> 00:45:35,122
But I can never save.
546
00:45:35,222 --> 00:45:38,500
Money slips through my fingers
like that.
547
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,795
Trouble is, I've always lived up
to every penny I've earned.
548
00:45:41,895 --> 00:45:45,557
Why shouldn't I? You're here today
and gone tomorrow. And then where are you?
549
00:45:47,310 --> 00:45:49,428
- Do you believe in God?
- Well...
550
00:45:49,528 --> 00:45:53,348
I do. But if there wasn't one,
would you live any different?
551
00:45:53,448 --> 00:45:57,610
I wouldn't. Life could be wonderful
if people'd leave you alone.
552
00:45:58,612 --> 00:46:00,647
Things are looking brighter now.
553
00:46:00,747 --> 00:46:04,401
Maybe you're the reason,
saving Commander Schultz's life.
554
00:46:04,501 --> 00:46:08,621
Funny how they've left us alone lately.
Seems too good to be true.
555
00:46:15,588 --> 00:46:17,497
Do you ever daydream?
556
00:46:17,597 --> 00:46:18,597
I do.
557
00:46:19,925 --> 00:46:23,754
That's the only time I'm really happy...
dreaming.
558
00:46:23,854 --> 00:46:24,854
Back.
559
00:46:27,641 --> 00:46:31,686
Sometimes I get so carried away I don't know
what I'm doing. Aren't you like that?
560
00:46:33,731 --> 00:46:35,849
- Do you know we're very much alike?
- Are we?
561
00:46:35,949 --> 00:46:37,517
Yeah.
We're both absentminded.
562
00:46:37,617 --> 00:46:39,235
- You think so?
- Yes.
563
00:46:43,282 --> 00:46:45,617
- I like absentminded people.
- Mm-hmm.
564
00:46:50,456 --> 00:46:52,699
Do you know the story about the man
that put his watch in boiling water...
565
00:46:52,799 --> 00:46:54,201
and held the egg in his hand?
566
00:46:54,301 --> 00:46:55,301
No!
567
00:46:56,136 --> 00:46:58,136
Very good.
568
00:47:02,510 --> 00:47:04,419
They say all great men
are absentminded.
569
00:47:04,519 --> 00:47:07,339
It's a sign they're smart.
570
00:47:07,439 --> 00:47:09,432
My folks didn't think so.
571
00:47:12,436 --> 00:47:15,055
Of course there's an excuse for you.
You were injured in the war.
572
00:47:15,155 --> 00:47:17,816
I was born that way.
573
00:47:25,783 --> 00:47:27,692
Wonder why women
never grow whiskers.
574
00:47:27,792 --> 00:47:29,569
Hmm? What?
575
00:47:29,669 --> 00:47:30,869
I s...
576
00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:35,566
What...
577
00:47:37,378 --> 00:47:40,038
- Oh, my!
- Isn't that foolish of me!
578
00:47:40,138 --> 00:47:42,799
I could kick myself in the shins, I could.
579
00:47:44,009 --> 00:47:46,169
I'll give you a shampoo.
580
00:47:46,269 --> 00:47:47,762
That's good.
581
00:47:53,853 --> 00:47:55,053
Voilà.
582
00:47:59,358 --> 00:48:00,358
Gee.
583
00:48:02,069 --> 00:48:03,862
Ain't I cute!
584
00:48:06,323 --> 00:48:07,866
How'd you do it?
585
00:48:09,827 --> 00:48:12,446
- You should try it on yourself.
- Huh?
586
00:48:12,546 --> 00:48:15,031
If you were fixed up,
you'd look handsome.
587
00:48:15,131 --> 00:48:17,000
- Yes?
- Yes!
588
00:48:19,044 --> 00:48:20,044
No.
589
00:48:20,387 --> 00:48:23,081
Four pecks a pound! New potatoes!
590
00:48:23,181 --> 00:48:26,384
There's the potato man.
I have to go.
591
00:48:30,139 --> 00:48:31,939
Potatoes!
592
00:48:32,315 --> 00:48:33,975
One, please!
593
00:48:40,149 --> 00:48:43,276
Take it easy there.
594
00:48:44,570 --> 00:48:46,571
Well, did you hurt yourself?
595
00:48:52,077 --> 00:48:54,329
- Careful next time.
- Here's another one.
596
00:48:58,250 --> 00:49:00,126
How do you do?
597
00:49:08,010 --> 00:49:11,679
Something's happened. I know it.
The storm troopers, they helped me up.
598
00:49:12,723 --> 00:49:15,133
Wouldn't it be wonderful
if they stopped hating us...
599
00:49:15,233 --> 00:49:18,845
if they'd leave us alone and let us
go about our business like we used to.
600
00:49:18,945 --> 00:49:22,432
Wouldn't it be wonderful if we didn't
have to leave and go to another country?
601
00:49:22,532 --> 00:49:27,562
I don't want to go away. With all the hardship
and the persecution, I love it here.
602
00:49:27,662 --> 00:49:30,232
Perhaps we don't have to go.
603
00:49:30,332 --> 00:49:34,160
Wouldn't it be wonderful
if they'd let us live and be happy again?
604
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:12,640
Period.
605
00:50:17,997 --> 00:50:19,497
Danke schoen.
606
00:50:25,087 --> 00:50:26,087
Ah.
607
00:50:42,688 --> 00:50:45,307
Nothing works! Not a decent pen!
Not even a sharp pencil!
608
00:50:45,407 --> 00:50:48,893
I'm surrounded by nothing but incompetent,
stupid, sterile stenographers!
609
00:50:48,993 --> 00:50:51,479
- I'll get you a pen.
- Don't bother.
610
00:50:51,579 --> 00:50:53,481
I won't send it.
611
00:50:53,581 --> 00:50:55,575
Get out! Get out! Get out!
612
00:51:00,873 --> 00:51:05,376
We've just discovered the most wonderful,
the most marvelous poison gas!
613
00:51:06,795 --> 00:51:09,289
It will kill everybody!
614
00:51:09,389 --> 00:51:11,625
All right, later, later, later.
615
00:51:11,725 --> 00:51:13,627
B-76 to see Herr Herring.
616
00:51:13,727 --> 00:51:15,128
- Who's that?
- A lady.
617
00:51:15,228 --> 00:51:17,422
- My secret agent.
- Hmm.
618
00:51:17,522 --> 00:51:19,966
Your secret agent.
Tell her to come here.
619
00:51:20,066 --> 00:51:21,684
Have B-76 come right in.
620
00:51:22,686 --> 00:51:24,095
Hail Hynkel.
621
00:51:24,195 --> 00:51:26,598
- Oh, Garbitsch, what do you hear from Epstein?
- Most encouraging.
622
00:51:26,698 --> 00:51:31,061
Our agent reports that all the board of directors
are Aryans, so the loan is bound to go through.
623
00:51:31,161 --> 00:51:33,529
- Good.
- Hail Hynkel.
624
00:51:36,241 --> 00:51:37,742
Come here.
625
00:51:40,537 --> 00:51:43,156
- Well? - The men are planning
a strike at the arms factory.
626
00:51:43,256 --> 00:51:45,575
- Who's the leader?
- There were five of them.
627
00:51:45,675 --> 00:51:48,828
- Have them shot.
- They were, Your Excellency.
628
00:51:48,928 --> 00:51:50,528
Oh. Hmm.
629
00:51:51,590 --> 00:51:55,085
- How many do you say were going on strike?
- The whole factory... 3,000 of them.
630
00:51:55,185 --> 00:51:58,296
Have them all shot. I don't want
any of my workers dissatisfied.
631
00:51:58,396 --> 00:52:00,548
But, Your Excellency,
these men are skilled craftsmen.
632
00:52:00,648 --> 00:52:03,593
Why not let them work till
they can train others, then shoot them?
633
00:52:03,693 --> 00:52:05,345
We cannot afford to be lenient!
634
00:52:05,445 --> 00:52:07,972
The whole rhythm of production
will be affected if you shoot them now.
635
00:52:08,072 --> 00:52:10,809
"Rhythm of production."
All right, have your rhythms.
636
00:52:10,909 --> 00:52:14,771
You may instruct your operatives to spare
the strikers and permit them to return to work...
637
00:52:14,871 --> 00:52:16,948
but to mark them
for future reference.
638
00:52:17,950 --> 00:52:19,734
That is my department.
I'll attend to that.
639
00:52:19,834 --> 00:52:21,452
This way, madam.
640
00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:29,953
Strange. These strike leaders... they're
all brunettes. Not a blonde amongst them.
641
00:52:30,053 --> 00:52:31,996
Brunettes are troublemakers.
They're worse than the Jews.
642
00:52:32,096 --> 00:52:33,540
Then wipe them out.
643
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,917
Doucement.
Not so fast.
644
00:52:36,017 --> 00:52:38,795
We get rid of the Jews first.
Then concentrate on the brunettes.
645
00:52:38,895 --> 00:52:42,340
We shall never have peace
until we have a pure Aryan race.
646
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,717
How wonderful.
647
00:52:43,817 --> 00:52:46,720
Tomainia, a nation
of blue-eyed blondes.
648
00:52:46,820 --> 00:52:49,431
Why not a blonde Europe,
a blonde Asia, a blonde America?
649
00:52:49,531 --> 00:52:51,433
- A blonde world.
- And a brunette dictator.
650
00:52:51,533 --> 00:52:52,726
Dictator of the world.
651
00:52:52,826 --> 00:52:54,426
Why not?
652
00:52:54,536 --> 00:52:56,271
Aut Caesar aut nulles.
653
00:52:56,371 --> 00:52:58,648
The world is effete, worn-out, afraid.
654
00:52:58,748 --> 00:53:00,859
No nation would dare to oppose you.
655
00:53:00,959 --> 00:53:03,403
- Dictator of the world!
- It's your destiny.
656
00:53:03,503 --> 00:53:06,573
We'll kill off the Jews,
wipe out the brunettes.
657
00:53:06,673 --> 00:53:09,743
Then will come forth our dream...
a pure Aryan race.
658
00:53:09,843 --> 00:53:12,871
- Beautiful blonde Aryans.
- They will love you. They will adore you.
659
00:53:12,971 --> 00:53:16,215
- They will worship you as a god!
- No, no! You mustn't say it!
660
00:53:20,512 --> 00:53:22,513
You make me afraid of myself.
661
00:53:30,814 --> 00:53:33,016
Yes, dictator of the world.
662
00:53:33,116 --> 00:53:35,018
We'll start
with the invasion of Osterlich.
663
00:53:35,118 --> 00:53:37,020
After that we won't have to fight.
We can bluff.
664
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,022
Nation after nation will capitulate.
665
00:53:39,122 --> 00:53:41,941
Within two years
the world will be under your thumb!
666
00:53:42,041 --> 00:53:45,328
Leave me.
I want to be alone.
667
00:54:15,734 --> 00:54:19,145
Aut Caesar aut nulles.
668
00:54:19,245 --> 00:54:21,823
Emperor of the world!
669
00:54:24,910 --> 00:54:26,710
My world.
670
00:56:18,857 --> 00:56:21,267
This is the Happy Hour program.
671
00:56:21,367 --> 00:56:24,270
Make your work a pleasure.
Move with the rhythm of music.
672
00:56:24,370 --> 00:56:27,323
Our next selection:
Brahms' "Hungarian Dance No. 5."
673
00:58:16,308 --> 00:58:18,017
Fifteen cents, please.
674
00:58:25,650 --> 00:58:27,894
The Happy Hour program now signing off.
675
00:58:27,994 --> 00:58:30,730
At 6:00 all stations will carry
Adenoid Hynkel's address...
676
00:58:30,830 --> 00:58:33,232
to the sons and daughters
of the Double Cross.
677
00:58:33,332 --> 00:58:35,568
Seems like the old days again,
don't it?
678
00:58:35,668 --> 00:58:37,904
I wonder how long
they are going to last.
679
00:58:38,004 --> 00:58:39,572
Don't you read the papers?
680
00:58:39,672 --> 00:58:42,742
It is rumored that Hynkel is going to
give the Jewish people back their rights.
681
00:58:42,842 --> 00:58:44,494
Hmm. Maybe.
682
00:58:44,594 --> 00:58:46,079
What do you want?
683
00:58:46,179 --> 00:58:49,832
Business is much better.
Nobody interferes with us anymore.
684
00:58:49,932 --> 00:58:52,126
Now don't that make you feel good?
685
00:58:52,226 --> 00:58:53,795
No, sir.
686
00:58:53,895 --> 00:58:58,341
The trouble, Mr. Jaeckel, is, you're so used
to bad times you're unhappy without them.
687
00:58:58,441 --> 00:59:01,552
Mary? Mary!
Get my Sunday shoes.
688
00:59:01,652 --> 00:59:04,430
- You'll find them on the window sill.
- All right.
689
00:59:04,530 --> 00:59:07,600
- I can't find the shawl.
- Don't bother. I've got the shawl.
690
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:10,186
- What's going on upstairs?
- It's Hannah.
691
00:59:10,286 --> 00:59:12,522
They're dressing her up
to go out this evening.
692
00:59:12,622 --> 00:59:15,525
- Is that so?
- She's got a beau.
693
00:59:15,625 --> 00:59:17,743
- Who is it?
- The barber.
694
00:59:18,537 --> 00:59:20,704
Now turn around.
695
00:59:22,415 --> 00:59:24,367
Oh, my dear, those hands.
696
00:59:24,467 --> 00:59:28,037
- What's the matter with them?
- Those calluses... they're so rough.
697
00:59:28,137 --> 00:59:30,915
- Maybe I'd better not go.
- Don't be foolish.
698
00:59:31,015 --> 00:59:33,000
He knows you do housework.
699
00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:36,087
Wait a minute.
I'll get a pair of mittens from Mrs. Morris.
700
00:59:36,187 --> 00:59:39,799
- Mrs. Morris?
- Yes, Mrs. Jaeckel? Come in!
701
00:59:39,899 --> 00:59:41,099
Aggie.
702
00:59:42,443 --> 00:59:44,720
- Yeah?
- See if he's ready yet.
703
00:59:44,820 --> 00:59:46,820
All right.
704
00:59:59,244 --> 01:00:02,580
Not yet.
He's polishing a bald man's head.
705
01:00:09,504 --> 01:00:11,080
Bad news.
706
01:00:11,180 --> 01:00:13,207
The invasion of Osterlich
will have to be delayed.
707
01:00:13,307 --> 01:00:16,544
- What?
- Epstein refuses to lend us the money.
708
01:00:16,644 --> 01:00:17,644
Mmm.
709
01:00:18,688 --> 01:00:20,639
Epstein refuses, huh?
710
01:00:24,978 --> 01:00:26,437
Send for Schultz!
711
01:00:27,522 --> 01:00:28,931
Commander Schultz.
712
01:00:29,031 --> 01:00:30,941
Epstein refuses!
713
01:00:34,029 --> 01:00:36,731
That contemptible Epstein!
What did he say?
714
01:00:36,831 --> 01:00:38,941
He complained
of the persecution of his people...
715
01:00:39,041 --> 01:00:42,945
and said under no circumstances would he
have any dealings with a medieval maniac.
716
01:00:43,045 --> 01:00:46,373
He'll deal with a medieval maniac
more than he thinks!
717
01:00:49,294 --> 01:00:51,954
First I shall deal with "his people."
718
01:00:52,054 --> 01:00:53,581
Your Excellency?
719
01:00:53,681 --> 01:00:55,791
Schultz, call out the storm troopers.
720
01:00:55,891 --> 01:00:59,045
We're going to stage
a little medieval entertainment in the ghetto.
721
01:00:59,145 --> 01:01:02,131
At such a time, Your Excellency,
I think it's ill-advised.
722
01:01:02,231 --> 01:01:03,231
What?
723
01:01:03,566 --> 01:01:06,052
Demonstrations of this kind
are demoralizing the whole country.
724
01:01:06,152 --> 01:01:07,552
Indeed.
725
01:01:08,980 --> 01:01:11,891
And since when have you been
so concerned about the ghetto?
726
01:01:11,991 --> 01:01:15,277
I speak in the interests of our party
and for the cause of humanity.
727
01:01:17,155 --> 01:01:18,439
Schultz.
728
01:01:18,539 --> 01:01:20,407
You need a vacation.
729
01:01:21,493 --> 01:01:22,993
Fresh air.
730
01:01:25,538 --> 01:01:28,040
A little outdoor exercise.
731
01:01:29,334 --> 01:01:31,961
I shall send you
to a concentration camp.
732
01:01:32,837 --> 01:01:34,171
Guards!
733
01:01:34,965 --> 01:01:36,874
Place Commander Schultz under arrest.
734
01:01:36,974 --> 01:01:39,168
Very well,
but remember my words.
735
01:01:39,268 --> 01:01:41,747
Your cause is doomed to failure
because it's built on the stupid,
736
01:01:41,882 --> 01:01:44,089
ruthless persecution of innocent people.
737
01:01:44,190 --> 01:01:46,092
Your policy is worse than a crime.
738
01:01:46,192 --> 01:01:48,344
It's a tragic blunder.
739
01:01:48,444 --> 01:01:50,688
Traitor! Traitor!
740
01:01:52,023 --> 01:01:54,358
You're nothing
but a double-dyed democrat!
741
01:02:17,048 --> 01:02:20,551
Schultz, why have you forsaken me?
742
01:02:33,106 --> 01:02:36,183
Excellency, here are the notes
for your speech.
743
01:02:36,283 --> 01:02:37,943
Thank you.
744
01:02:48,997 --> 01:02:50,823
I'll not need them.
745
01:02:50,923 --> 01:02:54,785
What I say tonight will not be directed
to the sons and daughters of the Double Cross...
746
01:02:54,885 --> 01:02:58,672
but to the children of Israel.
747
01:03:29,788 --> 01:03:32,539
- Ah. Good evening.
- Good evening.
748
01:03:34,626 --> 01:03:36,160
Good night.
749
01:03:36,260 --> 01:03:37,753
Good night.
750
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,969
Do you know, that Hynkel
isn't such a bad fella after all.
751
01:03:54,069 --> 01:03:55,846
Most amusing.
752
01:03:55,946 --> 01:03:58,057
Here you are.
Get a Hynkel button. Get a Hynkel button.
753
01:03:58,157 --> 01:04:00,434
A fine photo of the Phooey
on each and every button.
754
01:04:00,534 --> 01:04:02,770
- Two? Here you are, young man.
755
01:04:02,870 --> 01:04:04,939
...the double-crossin'!
756
01:04:05,039 --> 01:04:07,491
But the Juden! The Juden!
757
01:04:30,432 --> 01:04:32,174
... und the ghetto...
758
01:04:32,274 --> 01:04:34,435
The ghetto...
759
01:04:48,616 --> 01:04:50,659
- We'd better go home.
- Yeah.
760
01:04:51,536 --> 01:04:53,070
Come on, let's hurry.
761
01:04:53,170 --> 01:04:54,705
Wait a minute. No!
762
01:04:59,627 --> 01:05:04,381
...the Juden. The Juden...
763
01:05:29,324 --> 01:05:33,235
The Juden! The Juden!
764
01:05:33,335 --> 01:05:34,335
Hey.
765
01:05:45,590 --> 01:05:47,500
What's that?
766
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:49,593
Turn off the radio!
767
01:05:52,764 --> 01:05:53,751
Listen!
768
01:05:53,851 --> 01:05:56,091
~ The Aryan, the Aryan ~
769
01:05:56,191 --> 01:05:57,843
It's the storm troopers!
770
01:05:57,943 --> 01:05:59,343
No, no!
771
01:06:04,692 --> 01:06:08,103
~ The Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan ~
772
01:06:08,203 --> 01:06:09,897
Oh, come on! Get in!
773
01:06:09,997 --> 01:06:12,024
Come on! Come on! Get in!
774
01:06:12,124 --> 01:06:14,193
~ The Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan ~
775
01:06:14,293 --> 01:06:15,861
- Bar that door!
- Get some water!
776
01:06:15,961 --> 01:06:18,864
Mr. Jaeckel.
Mr. Jaeckel, Mr. Jaeckel, Mr. Jaeckel!
777
01:06:18,964 --> 01:06:21,200
Oh, my dear!
778
01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:22,535
What is it, dear?
779
01:06:22,635 --> 01:06:26,213
Mother, get the women and children up here.
Lock all the doors.
780
01:06:29,217 --> 01:06:31,794
Here. You men, stay right here.
781
01:06:31,894 --> 01:06:33,963
We've got to make a stand.
782
01:06:34,063 --> 01:06:37,591
We might as well die
as to go on living like this.
783
01:06:37,691 --> 01:06:40,060
~ The Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan ~
784
01:06:43,731 --> 01:06:47,401
Wait a minute!
We have a social call to make here!
785
01:06:51,072 --> 01:06:52,072
Oh!
786
01:06:55,451 --> 01:06:56,952
It's Hynkel!
787
01:06:58,496 --> 01:06:59,997
Wait a minute!
788
01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:03,701
What do you think you're doing?
789
01:07:03,801 --> 01:07:06,495
Commander Schultz gave strict orders
not to molest anyone in this court.
790
01:07:06,595 --> 01:07:08,289
These Jews were attacking storm troopers.
791
01:07:08,389 --> 01:07:10,791
I don't care what they were doing.
The orders were to keep out of here.
792
01:07:10,891 --> 01:07:11,891
Oh!
793
01:07:12,768 --> 01:07:15,087
There! You saw that for yourself!
794
01:07:15,187 --> 01:07:17,590
I can't help it.
Those are Commander Schultz's orders.
795
01:07:17,690 --> 01:07:19,174
Come on. Let's get going.
796
01:07:19,274 --> 01:07:20,767
Come on.
797
01:07:26,107 --> 01:07:28,620
~ Aryan ~
798
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:30,543
~ Aryan ~
799
01:07:30,643 --> 01:07:32,863
~ The Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan ~
800
01:07:37,827 --> 01:07:40,537
Orders or no orders,
I'm gonna get that girl.
801
01:07:42,498 --> 01:07:43,498
Out.
802
01:07:47,678 --> 01:07:49,878
Aww.
803
01:08:00,308 --> 01:08:02,301
Extry! Paper!
804
01:08:02,401 --> 01:08:05,387
- Schultz arrested! Paper!
- Did you hear that?
805
01:08:05,487 --> 01:08:07,389
- He's arrested Commander Schultz.
- What?
806
01:08:07,489 --> 01:08:09,141
Commander Schultz
has been arrested!
807
01:08:09,241 --> 01:08:11,268
- Τroopers!
- Listen.
808
01:08:11,368 --> 01:08:14,613
- A Jew corrupted our commander!
- Let's kill the lot of them!
809
01:08:15,740 --> 01:08:17,983
Commander Schultz
is under arrest, accused of treason!
810
01:08:18,083 --> 01:08:22,655
And you know why. Schultz was a friend
of the ghetto, a friend of that barber!
811
01:08:22,755 --> 01:08:26,033
- Let's get the barber!
- We want the barber!
812
01:08:26,133 --> 01:08:27,660
We want the barber!
813
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,620
- It's the storm troopers! They're after you!
- We want the barber!
814
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,872
- You better get up on the roof.
- No. I'll stay here.
815
01:08:31,972 --> 01:08:33,457
Come on! They'll kill you!
816
01:08:33,557 --> 01:08:35,876
- No, I'll stay and fight!
- Don't be a fool!
817
01:08:35,976 --> 01:08:38,253
Do you want to be murdered?
Get on to the roof. Quick!
818
01:08:38,353 --> 01:08:41,173
- Come on! Come on!
- Agar, get inside.
819
01:08:41,273 --> 01:08:44,760
We want the barber!
We want the barber!
820
01:08:44,860 --> 01:08:46,428
We want the barber!
821
01:08:46,528 --> 01:08:49,606
All right, here we are!
Smash in the door! Come on!
822
01:08:51,526 --> 01:08:52,851
Come on, boys!
823
01:08:52,951 --> 01:08:55,487
Come on, boys!
We'll give the barber a haircut!
824
01:09:00,993 --> 01:09:03,404
- All right, where are the bombs?
- Come on. This way!
825
01:09:03,504 --> 01:09:05,122
Let 'er go!
826
01:09:07,250 --> 01:09:12,421
~ Aryan, the Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan ~
827
01:09:21,597 --> 01:09:23,473
There goes the barbershop.
828
01:09:26,394 --> 01:09:28,554
Never mind. We can start again.
829
01:09:28,654 --> 01:09:31,890
We can go to Osterlich.
That's still a free country.
830
01:09:31,990 --> 01:09:34,309
Mr. Jaeckel says it's beautiful there.
831
01:09:34,409 --> 01:09:37,487
Wonderful green fields,
and they grow apples and grapes.
832
01:09:38,281 --> 01:09:40,816
Mr. Jaeckel's brother's got a vineyard
in Osterlich.
833
01:09:40,916 --> 01:09:44,361
And when Mr. Jaeckel goes there,
he said he'd take me with him.
834
01:09:44,461 --> 01:09:46,371
Now we can all go together.
835
01:09:47,206 --> 01:09:50,159
It'll be wonderful living in the country.
836
01:09:50,259 --> 01:09:53,211
Much better than a smoky old city.
837
01:09:53,921 --> 01:09:57,340
And if we work hard and don't eat much,
we can save money.
838
01:09:58,259 --> 01:10:00,510
We can buy a chicken farm.
839
01:10:01,721 --> 01:10:03,847
There's nice money
to be made in chickens.
840
01:10:26,746 --> 01:10:28,538
Look at that star.
841
01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:32,417
Isn't it beautiful?
842
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:39,549
One thing... Hynkel with all his power
can never touch that.
843
01:10:42,220 --> 01:10:45,214
It's all right now.
The coast is clear. Listen.
844
01:10:45,314 --> 01:10:47,591
Commander Schultz escaped.
He's hiding in my cellar.
845
01:10:47,691 --> 01:10:48,676
What?
846
01:10:48,776 --> 01:10:52,304
He's holding a meeting at midnight
and he wants you to be there.
847
01:10:52,404 --> 01:10:54,139
Hannah, you too come down...
848
01:10:54,239 --> 01:10:55,974
and help Mrs. Jaeckel with the supper.
849
01:10:56,074 --> 01:10:57,567
All right. I'll be down.
850
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:04,066
I don't understand it.
851
01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:06,735
This crazy midnight supper.
852
01:11:06,835 --> 01:11:09,655
What does this Commander Schultz
want of us?
853
01:11:09,755 --> 01:11:11,824
He wants us to blow up the palace.
854
01:11:11,924 --> 01:11:12,924
What?
855
01:11:13,675 --> 01:11:17,079
We Jewish people shouldn't
get mixed up in such a business.
856
01:11:17,179 --> 01:11:20,791
I know it, but Commander Schultz is such
a good talker, he has them all hypnotized.
857
01:11:20,891 --> 01:11:23,043
I knew he was up to some mischief.
858
01:11:23,143 --> 01:11:24,761
Sure, he is!
859
01:11:25,847 --> 01:11:27,464
I came in the kitchen this evening...
860
01:11:27,564 --> 01:11:30,259
and found him putting a coin
in one of your puddings.
861
01:11:30,359 --> 01:11:32,803
Putting a coin in one of the puddings?
862
01:11:32,903 --> 01:11:36,557
But don't worry. I've fixed everything.
Wait and see.
863
01:11:36,657 --> 01:11:41,353
Gentlemen, may I claim
your indulgence for a moment?
864
01:11:41,453 --> 01:11:45,866
We are here tonight
to rid the country of a tyrant.
865
01:11:46,701 --> 01:11:49,494
In order to carry out this plan,
one of us must die.
866
01:11:52,582 --> 01:11:55,951
In ancient times,
the Aryan tribe of Langobardians...
867
01:11:56,051 --> 01:11:58,920
made human sacrifice to the god Thor.
868
01:12:00,298 --> 01:12:03,208
At a feast by lottery
the victim was chosen.
869
01:12:03,308 --> 01:12:06,887
Tonight at this feast
one of you will be chosen.
870
01:12:10,892 --> 01:12:12,968
Each man will receive a pudding.
871
01:12:13,068 --> 01:12:15,512
Concealed in one of these is a coin.
872
01:12:15,612 --> 01:12:18,849
Whoever gets that coin must give up his life
for the liberation of his people.
873
01:12:18,949 --> 01:12:23,645
But he will join the long line
of history's noble martyrs...
874
01:12:23,745 --> 01:12:27,490
and will rid his country of a tyrant.
875
01:12:30,661 --> 01:12:31,661
Ooh!
876
01:12:38,544 --> 01:12:41,163
I know that it is the wish
of all of us...
877
01:12:41,263 --> 01:12:44,090
to be chosen this night
to die for Tomainia.
878
01:12:44,926 --> 01:12:47,836
Much as I should like
to participate in this ordeal...
879
01:12:47,936 --> 01:12:49,421
I cannot.
880
01:12:49,521 --> 01:12:50,521
Why?
881
01:12:54,060 --> 01:12:56,929
Don't you understand?
He's too well-known.
882
01:12:57,029 --> 01:12:59,681
It must be done by somebody like us.
883
01:12:59,781 --> 01:13:01,516
I can't see it like that.
884
01:13:01,616 --> 01:13:05,445
Gentlemen, if this is a question of my honor,
it's very embarrassing.
885
01:13:07,114 --> 01:13:10,400
Commander Schultz,
I apologize for my friend.
886
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:13,862
And let me say on behalf
of myself and the others...
887
01:13:13,962 --> 01:13:17,791
that we consider it a great privilege
to die for our country.
888
01:13:18,793 --> 01:13:24,005
Very well then. Gentlemen, I shall now retire
until fate has chosen the liberator.
889
01:13:27,468 --> 01:13:29,878
Until then, hail Hynk...
890
01:13:29,978 --> 01:13:32,297
Oh, what am I saying?
891
01:13:32,397 --> 01:13:37,219
Gentlemen, we have pledged our honor.
892
01:13:37,319 --> 01:13:38,520
Proceed.
893
01:16:44,832 --> 01:16:47,500
Gentlemen, the coin is here.
894
01:16:53,924 --> 01:16:55,667
What's the meaning of all this?
895
01:16:55,767 --> 01:16:57,252
Somebody made a fool of us.
896
01:16:57,352 --> 01:16:59,421
- You're quite right. I did.
- What?
897
01:16:59,521 --> 01:17:01,556
I put a coin in every pudding.
898
01:17:04,685 --> 01:17:06,511
Mr. Jaeckel!
899
01:17:06,611 --> 01:17:11,566
Blowing up palaces and wanting to kill people.
We're in enough trouble as it is.
900
01:17:12,860 --> 01:17:16,354
Hannah's right.
We've all been foolish.
901
01:17:16,454 --> 01:17:19,941
Our place is at home,
looking after our own affairs.
902
01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,902
Good night.
903
01:17:22,002 --> 01:17:23,486
What's this?
904
01:17:23,586 --> 01:17:25,079
Good night.
905
01:17:29,710 --> 01:17:31,711
Good morning.
906
01:17:43,390 --> 01:17:46,301
By the papers they are saying Commander
Schultz may be hiding in the ghetto.
907
01:17:46,401 --> 01:17:48,728
Here it is. Read it for yourself.
908
01:17:49,897 --> 01:17:51,890
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
909
01:17:51,990 --> 01:17:54,100
Hannah, here. Read that.
910
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:55,977
"Mystery still surrounds
the disappearance...
911
01:17:56,077 --> 01:17:57,312
of ex-Commander Schultz.
912
01:17:57,412 --> 01:18:00,941
At police headquarters it was believed that
the commander may be hiding in the ghetto.
913
01:18:01,041 --> 01:18:04,945
A certain Jewish barber,
reported to be a friend of Schultz...
914
01:18:05,045 --> 01:18:06,905
is also wanted for questioning."
915
01:18:07,005 --> 01:18:08,001
Me?
916
01:18:08,101 --> 01:18:10,575
Well, if it's just for questioning,
it can't be serious.
917
01:18:10,675 --> 01:18:14,746
Meyerberg was only wanted for questioning,
and we never heard of him since.
918
01:18:14,846 --> 01:18:15,846
Shh!
919
01:18:25,432 --> 01:18:27,517
- Who is it?
- It's me... Mr. Mann.
920
01:18:31,021 --> 01:18:33,473
Hello, Jaeckel. How are you, Mr. Agar?
921
01:18:33,573 --> 01:18:35,850
- How are you, Mrs. Jaeckel?
- How do you do?
922
01:18:35,950 --> 01:18:37,769
Did you hear
what they're saying in the papers...
923
01:18:37,869 --> 01:18:39,521
about Commander Schultz
hiding in the ghetto?
924
01:18:39,621 --> 01:18:41,106
Oh, I know, I know.
925
01:18:41,206 --> 01:18:44,776
Well, don't you think that it's serious for you
if they find him here in the house?
926
01:18:44,876 --> 01:18:45,876
Shh!
927
01:18:46,586 --> 01:18:49,239
Don't you realize
there are spies everywhere?
928
01:18:49,339 --> 01:18:50,539
Spies?
929
01:18:53,127 --> 01:18:56,746
What's the matter with him?
930
01:18:56,846 --> 01:18:59,416
Didn't you read
he's wanted for questioning?
931
01:18:59,516 --> 01:19:00,516
Oy.
932
01:19:01,434 --> 01:19:02,752
Where's the commander?
933
01:19:02,852 --> 01:19:05,130
He's in the next room.
934
01:19:05,230 --> 01:19:06,715
Let me tell you.
935
01:19:06,815 --> 01:19:08,675
If Commander Schultz is found
in this house...
936
01:19:08,775 --> 01:19:13,346
we'll all go to the concentration camp for life
and get our heads cut off in the bargain.
937
01:19:13,446 --> 01:19:15,348
Am I giving you an argument?
938
01:19:15,448 --> 01:19:16,975
Then get rid of him.
939
01:19:17,075 --> 01:19:18,768
You can't throw him out.
940
01:19:18,868 --> 01:19:20,395
Of course not.
941
01:19:20,495 --> 01:19:24,232
But I should like to know,
how long is he going to stay here?
942
01:19:24,332 --> 01:19:25,400
That's all.
943
01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:27,902
Come. Your breakfast is on the table.
944
01:19:28,002 --> 01:19:30,739
- Mr. Mann?
- Thank you.
945
01:19:30,839 --> 01:19:32,665
I have breakfast waiting at home.
946
01:19:34,251 --> 01:19:36,544
Take the other side of the street
and search every house.
947
01:19:39,590 --> 01:19:41,124
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
948
01:19:41,224 --> 01:19:43,418
- What's wrong now?
- They're looking for Commander Schultz.
949
01:19:43,518 --> 01:19:46,421
- Commander Schultz? - He's supposed
to be hiding in one of those houses.
950
01:19:46,521 --> 01:19:48,848
Oh, they're always looking
for somebody.
951
01:20:01,945 --> 01:20:04,356
- Who is it?
- It's me. Let me in!
952
01:20:04,456 --> 01:20:06,824
- For heaven's sake, hurry up!
- Open the door.
953
01:20:11,372 --> 01:20:12,864
- They're coming this way.
- What?
954
01:20:12,964 --> 01:20:15,450
The storm troopers are searching
every house.
955
01:20:15,550 --> 01:20:17,126
Quick! Tell the commander.
956
01:20:21,590 --> 01:20:22,590
Oh!
957
01:20:24,301 --> 01:20:25,794
- Did you tell him?
- Yes.
958
01:20:25,894 --> 01:20:28,296
- What is it? - The storm troopers,
they're going to search the house.
959
01:20:28,396 --> 01:20:31,307
- What? - You'd better get up
on the roof. Quick! Both of you!
960
01:20:32,768 --> 01:20:34,052
Wait a minute!
961
01:20:34,152 --> 01:20:37,480
- We can't leave all these things about.
- That's right. All of you, pack my valises.
962
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:41,109
You pack this valise.
963
01:20:49,827 --> 01:20:51,994
- Clear this shelf. Quickly.
- Oh, yes.
964
01:20:54,581 --> 01:20:56,658
Pack this and this.
965
01:20:56,758 --> 01:20:59,669
Oh, this mustn't be found here.
Open the door.
966
01:21:05,843 --> 01:21:08,920
Listen! They are here!
Get up on the roof. Quick!
967
01:21:09,020 --> 01:21:11,756
- I'll take this.
- Be sure they don't leave anything behind.
968
01:21:11,856 --> 01:21:13,850
- My golf clubs.
- The hatbox!
969
01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:19,264
- Here. Take this.
- Come on! Let's hurry!
970
01:21:19,364 --> 01:21:20,932
- Where are you going?
- I'm going with him.
971
01:21:21,032 --> 01:21:22,809
You stay here. You'll see him later.
Here. Take this.
972
01:21:22,909 --> 01:21:24,769
- I'll meet you on the roof tonight.
- All right.
973
01:21:24,869 --> 01:21:26,362
Oh, take this.
974
01:21:30,617 --> 01:21:32,527
Come on. Quick! Come on.
975
01:21:32,627 --> 01:21:35,621
Open in the name of Hynkel!
976
01:21:42,337 --> 01:21:44,330
- Stop!
- Huh?
977
01:21:44,430 --> 01:21:46,541
- Look where you are.
- Look where?
978
01:21:46,641 --> 01:21:48,251
Look where you are.
979
01:21:48,351 --> 01:21:50,470
Wait, I can't... I can't see.
Wait a moment.
980
01:21:51,138 --> 01:21:55,133
- My bag! You've dropped it!
- No, it's right here. Here it is.
981
01:21:55,233 --> 01:21:56,233
Oh.
982
01:22:02,107 --> 01:22:04,809
Don't drop the other one!
Don't drop the other one!
983
01:22:04,909 --> 01:22:08,237
My golf clubs! Not my golf clubs!
984
01:22:08,906 --> 01:22:10,865
Come off of there. They'll see you.
985
01:22:12,242 --> 01:22:14,577
Quick! This way!
986
01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:22,076
- Whoa! Steady!
- Mm-hmm.
987
01:22:22,176 --> 01:22:24,120
Now be careful.
988
01:22:24,220 --> 01:22:25,538
Yes, sir.
989
01:22:25,638 --> 01:22:27,665
You were lucky
you didn't break your neck.
990
01:22:27,765 --> 01:22:29,091
Yes, sir.
991
01:22:33,430 --> 01:22:34,931
You'll pardon me.
992
01:22:38,018 --> 01:22:39,101
Sorry.
993
01:22:41,438 --> 01:22:44,057
You guard the back...
Wait a minute.
994
01:22:44,157 --> 01:22:46,108
I'm sorry.
I shall have to bother you again.
995
01:22:47,361 --> 01:22:48,861
There he is!
996
01:22:52,783 --> 01:22:55,068
Well, good morning. How are you?
997
01:22:55,168 --> 01:22:56,945
Oh, so-so.
998
01:22:57,045 --> 01:22:58,821
Commander Schultz, who's your friend?
999
01:22:58,921 --> 01:23:01,199
Remember, your silence
will be appreciated.
1000
01:23:01,299 --> 01:23:02,951
- Yes, sir.
- Take him down to the wagon.
1001
01:23:03,051 --> 01:23:04,210
Come on.
1002
01:23:17,057 --> 01:23:19,384
- Hey! Where you going?
- To the smoking room.
1003
01:23:19,484 --> 01:23:21,644
Ah, come on! Down this way!
1004
01:24:11,111 --> 01:24:12,604
Osterlich.
1005
01:24:12,704 --> 01:24:14,704
Ja.
1006
01:25:46,790 --> 01:25:48,449
Gentlemen, l am pleased to announce...
1007
01:25:48,549 --> 01:25:52,036
that we are at last
ready to march on Osterlich.
1008
01:25:52,136 --> 01:25:54,872
This was made possible
by the enterprise and genius...
1009
01:25:54,972 --> 01:25:56,958
of Field Marshal Herring...
1010
01:25:57,058 --> 01:25:59,885
upon whom I shall now pin
a token of my regard.
1011
01:26:04,891 --> 01:26:09,812
... der Wiener schnitzel...
1012
01:26:16,403 --> 01:26:19,003
...da genius.
1013
01:26:24,661 --> 01:26:27,663
Turn around. No. Ah, yes.
1014
01:26:40,427 --> 01:26:41,927
Gentlemen...
1015
01:26:43,597 --> 01:26:46,174
to Field Marshal Herring.
1016
01:26:46,274 --> 01:26:48,184
To the invasion of Osterlich.
1017
01:27:04,951 --> 01:27:05,951
Elephant.
1018
01:27:08,205 --> 01:27:11,405
Hello? Yes. Yes.
1019
01:27:11,549 --> 01:27:12,545
Wait.
1020
01:27:12,645 --> 01:27:14,869
Napaloni's mobilized his army
on the Osterlich front.
1021
01:27:14,969 --> 01:27:15,969
What?
1022
01:27:16,470 --> 01:27:18,873
Already 60,000 men are on the border.
1023
01:27:18,973 --> 01:27:20,458
He's going to take Osterlich!
1024
01:27:20,558 --> 01:27:22,343
I can't believe it.
1025
01:27:24,387 --> 01:27:27,006
You can't believe it?
1026
01:27:27,106 --> 01:27:29,717
But, Your Excellency, I...
1027
01:27:29,817 --> 01:27:31,761
- You let him steal a march on us!
- No, I...
1028
01:27:31,861 --> 01:27:34,347
You can't believe it?
1029
01:27:34,447 --> 01:27:38,893
I did everything that was..
1030
01:27:38,993 --> 01:27:42,738
I had the ground covered.
1031
01:27:50,413 --> 01:27:52,573
Haven't you any brains?
1032
01:27:52,673 --> 01:27:54,583
... "pinheaden"...
1033
01:28:04,845 --> 01:28:06,504
No! No, no, no, no, no!
1034
01:28:06,604 --> 01:28:08,764
No, no, no, no, no!
1035
01:28:09,850 --> 01:28:12,176
No, no... No!
1036
01:28:12,276 --> 01:28:14,595
- Declare war on Napaloni!
- Napaloni?
1037
01:28:14,695 --> 01:28:19,016
Yes, Napaloni! Listen, you blockhead! Mobilize
every division of the army and the air force.
1038
01:28:19,116 --> 01:28:22,019
- Proceed to Bacteria and attack at once!
- But war will be the end of us.
1039
01:28:22,119 --> 01:28:23,271
- Do as I tell you.
- Madness.
1040
01:28:23,371 --> 01:28:25,106
- Shut up!
- Very well. Will you sign this?
1041
01:28:25,206 --> 01:28:27,441
- Yes, I'll... What is it?
- A declaration of war.
1042
01:28:27,541 --> 01:28:29,193
I'll sign it. A pen.
1043
01:28:29,293 --> 01:28:31,704
I'll sign it.
1044
01:28:37,627 --> 01:28:38,827
A pen!
1045
01:28:38,970 --> 01:28:41,122
I'll sign it! Napaloni.
1046
01:28:41,222 --> 01:28:43,958
Der grosser peanut!
Der cheesy ravioli!
1047
01:28:44,058 --> 01:28:45,258
There!
1048
01:28:45,685 --> 01:28:46,885
Hello?
1049
01:28:47,436 --> 01:28:49,463
- It's Napaloni.
- Wait a minute.
1050
01:28:49,563 --> 01:28:51,363
Napaloni?
1051
01:28:51,565 --> 01:28:54,218
- You talk to him.
- What shall l say?
1052
01:28:54,318 --> 01:28:56,896
Be nice, affable, pleasant.
1053
01:29:00,025 --> 01:29:01,058
Hello?
1054
01:29:01,158 --> 01:29:03,561
Well, well, well. How are you?
1055
01:29:03,661 --> 01:29:04,661
Fine.
1056
01:29:05,538 --> 01:29:08,316
No, he hasn't been playing
very much lately.
1057
01:29:08,416 --> 01:29:10,743
You went around in '92? Really?
1058
01:29:12,662 --> 01:29:14,788
You want to speak to His Excellency?
1059
01:29:19,669 --> 01:29:21,746
Just now he's a little hoarse.
1060
01:29:21,846 --> 01:29:26,125
Hmm. No, no. I mean he can't talk.
1061
01:29:26,225 --> 01:29:28,385
May I take a message?
1062
01:29:29,137 --> 01:29:32,340
He says no doubt you've heard of the movement
of his troops on the Osterlich front...
1063
01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:33,925
and he'd like to discuss
the matter with you.
1064
01:29:34,025 --> 01:29:35,718
Ask him to come here.
1065
01:29:35,818 --> 01:29:38,095
His Excellency would be delighted
to invite you to Tomainia...
1066
01:29:38,195 --> 01:29:39,980
where you could discuss the matter.
1067
01:29:41,107 --> 01:29:43,768
Very well.
I'll make the necessary arrangements.
1068
01:29:43,868 --> 01:29:45,770
Good-bye, Your Excellency.
1069
01:29:45,870 --> 01:29:47,104
He's coming.
1070
01:29:47,204 --> 01:29:49,607
Good. We'll give him the works.
1071
01:29:49,707 --> 01:29:52,026
We'll put on the greatest military show
the world has ever known!
1072
01:29:52,126 --> 01:29:56,330
Convinced of my strength, Napaloni will
leave the invasion of Osterlich to me.
1073
01:29:57,791 --> 01:29:59,283
What shall I do with this?
1074
01:29:59,383 --> 01:30:01,585
- What is it?
- Your declaration of war.
1075
01:30:04,756 --> 01:30:06,882
Peace is declared.
1076
01:30:09,302 --> 01:30:13,714
2,975,000 eager citizens
are massed in the station square...
1077
01:30:13,814 --> 01:30:16,384
awaiting the arrival
of Benzine Napaloni.
1078
01:30:16,484 --> 01:30:20,554
Entering the station is our beloved Phooey,
ready to greet his distinguished guest.
1079
01:30:20,654 --> 01:30:22,723
This historic meeting
will cement a friendship...
1080
01:30:22,823 --> 01:30:26,811
that has long existed between our Phooey
and the dictator of Bacteria.
1081
01:30:26,911 --> 01:30:28,229
Order... arms!
1082
01:30:28,329 --> 01:30:31,732
His Excellency is about to greet
the Bacterian ambassador.
1083
01:30:31,832 --> 01:30:33,909
- How do you do?
- Thank you, sir.
1084
01:30:35,078 --> 01:30:36,328
Garbitsch.
1085
01:30:38,164 --> 01:30:39,915
See about the photography.
1086
01:30:41,584 --> 01:30:43,160
When Their Excellencies meet...
1087
01:30:43,260 --> 01:30:45,538
tell the press to see that our Phooey
is well-photographed.
1088
01:30:45,638 --> 01:30:47,415
- Full face, not the back of his head.
- Yes, sir.
1089
01:30:47,515 --> 01:30:50,751
Benzino Napaloni's private train
is now coming into the station.
1090
01:30:50,851 --> 01:30:52,920
- And from a pink and white car...
1091
01:30:53,020 --> 01:30:55,840
- Napaloni and his wife will step onto
a crimson carpet... - Present arms!
1092
01:30:55,940 --> 01:30:58,517
where Adenoid Hynkel will deliver
his address of welcome.
1093
01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:11,947
What's the matter with this stupid...
1094
01:31:13,199 --> 01:31:14,859
Hey! What's all of this-a mix-up-a?
1095
01:31:14,959 --> 01:31:16,785
Come on. They've gone too far.
1096
01:31:18,288 --> 01:31:21,198
At ease! Bring along the carpet.
1097
01:31:21,298 --> 01:31:23,451
Papa, why can't we get out here?
1098
01:31:23,551 --> 01:31:26,203
- There is no carpet.
- Who cares about a carpet?
1099
01:31:26,303 --> 01:31:29,790
Il Dig-a-Ditchy, me... Napaloni.
I never get out without a carpet.
1100
01:31:29,890 --> 01:31:30,966
Hmm, hmm...
1101
01:31:35,472 --> 01:31:38,007
Come on.
Lay it down here. Quick.
1102
01:31:38,107 --> 01:31:39,550
- Hurry up!
- It's going back again!
1103
01:31:39,650 --> 01:31:40,650
What?
1104
01:31:44,064 --> 01:31:47,191
What do you do? You salami?
1105
01:31:49,402 --> 01:31:51,812
Let's get out!
Let's get out while it's stopping!
1106
01:31:51,912 --> 01:31:53,322
Shut up!
1107
01:31:57,035 --> 01:31:59,203
Hurry. Quick. Put it down.
1108
01:32:00,497 --> 01:32:02,364
Take it away. Take it away.
1109
01:32:02,464 --> 01:32:05,918
Stay here. Stay here
until they've made up their mind.
1110
01:32:11,216 --> 01:32:14,009
You got-a the carpet?
Well, put 'em-a down!
1111
01:32:14,844 --> 01:32:16,929
Hmm. Oh, come on, come on.
1112
01:32:20,350 --> 01:32:22,267
- Here he is.
- Ah!
1113
01:32:23,603 --> 01:32:25,187
- My friend!
- Napaloni!
1114
01:32:28,274 --> 01:32:30,601
- This is indeed a pleasure.
- Thank you.
1115
01:32:30,701 --> 01:32:33,896
Welcome to Tomainia. This way.
1116
01:32:33,996 --> 01:32:35,356
Pictures, Your Excellencies?
1117
01:32:35,456 --> 01:32:37,775
Oh, sure. Salute!
1118
01:32:37,875 --> 01:32:39,360
Another one, please.
1119
01:32:39,460 --> 01:32:41,870
Ah, this is really a pleasure
to be here, my friend Hynkel.
1120
01:32:42,622 --> 01:32:44,698
Oh, you want another picture?
Just a moment.
1121
01:32:44,798 --> 01:32:45,798
There.
1122
01:32:50,797 --> 01:32:53,040
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- My bambino!
1123
01:32:53,140 --> 01:32:55,084
- All right. It's all right-a, Mama.
- Get rid of those men.
1124
01:32:55,184 --> 01:32:56,293
- Where is my ambassador?
- Dismissed.
1125
01:32:56,393 --> 01:32:58,129
- There you are. Hello, Spook.
- Your Excellency.
1126
01:32:58,229 --> 01:33:00,965
How do you feel?
Good! Look after Mama.
1127
01:33:01,065 --> 01:33:02,800
Oh, Hynkie, did you meet-a my wife?
1128
01:33:02,900 --> 01:33:04,009
- Your wife?
- That's her.
1129
01:33:04,109 --> 01:33:05,109
- I...
- Let's go.
1130
01:33:06,563 --> 01:33:09,481
Tomainia! Very nice. Very nice.
1131
01:33:11,234 --> 01:33:13,602
Present... arms!
1132
01:33:13,702 --> 01:33:17,489
Napaloni! Napaloni!
1133
01:33:29,169 --> 01:33:30,961
Clock is a-two minutes-a slow.
1134
01:33:31,671 --> 01:33:33,088
This way.
1135
01:33:46,686 --> 01:33:50,347
Napaloni! Napaloni!
1136
01:33:50,447 --> 01:33:51,940
Napaloni!
1137
01:33:56,946 --> 01:33:59,190
- It's-a very nice-a people.
- Hmm?
1138
01:33:59,290 --> 01:34:03,035
- I say, the people are very nice.
- Oh, yes. Thank you.
1139
01:34:04,954 --> 01:34:06,447
- He is my husband!
- Keep back!
1140
01:34:06,547 --> 01:34:07,698
- You make a mistake!
- Let me go!
1141
01:34:07,798 --> 01:34:09,450
- You make a big-a mistake-a!
- Get back!
1142
01:34:09,550 --> 01:34:10,751
Please!
1143
01:34:12,754 --> 01:34:14,955
At all costs, Napaloni shall not
invade Osterlich.
1144
01:34:15,055 --> 01:34:16,624
That country belongs to me.
1145
01:34:16,724 --> 01:34:19,835
At this meeting we shall not
discuss the Osterlich situation.
1146
01:34:19,935 --> 01:34:23,297
This interview is solely to impress upon him
the force of your personality.
1147
01:34:23,397 --> 01:34:26,550
- Hmm.
- To make him feel your superiority.
1148
01:34:26,650 --> 01:34:27,650
Heh.
1149
01:34:28,027 --> 01:34:30,179
This man Napaloni
is aggressive, domineering.
1150
01:34:30,279 --> 01:34:32,556
Before we make our demands,
we must put him in his place.
1151
01:34:32,656 --> 01:34:35,559
- Precisely. But how?
- By means of applied psychology.
1152
01:34:35,659 --> 01:34:38,479
In other words,
by making him feel inferior.
1153
01:34:38,579 --> 01:34:40,564
This can be done in many subtle ways.
1154
01:34:40,664 --> 01:34:43,734
For instance, at this interview,
I have so arranged...
1155
01:34:43,834 --> 01:34:46,195
that he will always be
looking up at you...
1156
01:34:46,295 --> 01:34:47,905
you looking down at him.
1157
01:34:48,005 --> 01:34:50,532
At all times his position
will be inferior.
1158
01:34:50,632 --> 01:34:52,409
Mmm. Excellent.
1159
01:34:52,509 --> 01:34:56,664
Then again, we shall seat him here
beside your bust...
1160
01:34:56,764 --> 01:35:00,167
so that if you relax,
that will always be glaring at him.
1161
01:35:00,267 --> 01:35:01,867
And? Oh.
1162
01:35:02,686 --> 01:35:04,129
Where is he now?
1163
01:35:04,229 --> 01:35:07,049
Resting.
When he arrives, I have arranged...
1164
01:35:07,149 --> 01:35:10,010
that he shall enter
from the far end of the room.
1165
01:35:10,110 --> 01:35:12,346
Another psychological triumph.
1166
01:35:12,446 --> 01:35:15,849
He will have the embarrassment of walking
the entire length of the floor toward you.
1167
01:35:15,949 --> 01:35:17,949
Very good.
1168
01:35:20,655 --> 01:35:21,655
Yes?
1169
01:35:22,039 --> 01:35:24,775
His Excellency
Signor Napaloni is now leaving his room.
1170
01:35:24,875 --> 01:35:28,362
He's coming! He's coming!
Quick, get me a flower. A flower.
1171
01:35:28,462 --> 01:35:30,698
Remember, at all times you must be
above him, before him.
1172
01:35:30,798 --> 01:35:32,708
Entering or leaving,
you must be first.
1173
01:35:39,132 --> 01:35:41,292
Hello, Hynkie!
1174
01:35:41,392 --> 01:35:45,212
Wie Gootz! Wie geht's!
1175
01:35:45,312 --> 01:35:47,264
How-a you feel?
1176
01:35:50,727 --> 01:35:53,645
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Ah, my brother dictator!
1177
01:35:54,439 --> 01:35:56,390
You are a nice little man, a-Hynkie!
1178
01:35:56,490 --> 01:36:00,060
I'm so glad to see you again.
1179
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:02,738
And my friend the Garbitsch!
Hello!
1180
01:36:03,906 --> 01:36:06,317
Ah, this is a lovely place.
1181
01:36:06,417 --> 01:36:09,403
I feel-a fine.
I just had a nice-a cold shower.
1182
01:36:09,503 --> 01:36:13,457
And that bathtub... as soon as you get
the plumbing fixed, it'll be in-a good-a shape.
1183
01:36:14,834 --> 01:36:16,660
Your Excellency, won't you sit down.
1184
01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:18,253
Oh, shoot, shoot.
1185
01:36:39,734 --> 01:36:42,903
Well-a, Hynkie, my dictator friend, you...
1186
01:36:48,034 --> 01:36:49,618
I must be-a growing.
1187
01:36:51,287 --> 01:36:53,455
Not sure why they gave me
a baby stool.
1188
01:37:02,131 --> 01:37:05,459
This-a stool is not for me.
I like it-a better up-a-stairs here.
1189
01:37:05,559 --> 01:37:07,669
You know-a something, Garbitsch?
This is a lovely country.
1190
01:37:07,769 --> 01:37:09,213
Very nice-a people.
1191
01:37:09,313 --> 01:37:11,715
I thought the public extremely enthusiastic
on your arrival.
1192
01:37:11,815 --> 01:37:14,142
Sure. They like to see new faces.
1193
01:37:17,647 --> 01:37:21,350
I'm sorry for the mishap that occurred
to Madam Napaloni at the railroad station.
1194
01:37:21,450 --> 01:37:23,268
What's that? What's that?
1195
01:37:23,368 --> 01:37:27,322
I'm sorry for the Napaloni
that occurred at the... at the rail...
1196
01:37:28,157 --> 01:37:30,409
Madam Napaloni at the railway station.
1197
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:34,571
Oh, she's not used to public life.
She can't take it.
1198
01:37:34,671 --> 01:37:35,739
Match.
1199
01:37:35,839 --> 01:37:37,574
Oh... I'm sorry. I'm...
1200
01:37:37,674 --> 01:37:41,169
No, that's all right.
Don't apologize. I find-a one.
1201
01:37:42,922 --> 01:37:46,166
I am simply crazy about this a-palace.
1202
01:37:46,266 --> 01:37:49,169
Ivory and gold...
that makes a lovely combination.
1203
01:37:49,269 --> 01:37:52,681
Gets away from that gingerbread idea.
Say, tell me something-a, Garbitsch.
1204
01:37:53,766 --> 01:37:55,259
What's on the program?
1205
01:37:55,359 --> 01:37:57,594
- There's the grand ball this evening.
- Grand ball?
1206
01:37:57,694 --> 01:38:00,764
The grand ball. And this afternoon,
a review of the army.
1207
01:38:00,864 --> 01:38:02,808
Review of the army?
Well, that won't take-a long.
1208
01:38:02,908 --> 01:38:06,353
- I'm afraid it will.
- Oh? So you got a big army, huh?
1209
01:38:06,453 --> 01:38:08,780
Modesty forbids.
1210
01:38:09,699 --> 01:38:11,442
Yes, seems I've heard
something about it.
1211
01:38:11,542 --> 01:38:13,861
If I'm gonna review the army,
I think I'll get me a shave.
1212
01:38:13,961 --> 01:38:16,455
- We have a barbershop in the palace.
- Is that so?
1213
01:38:17,373 --> 01:38:19,741
Hynkie, you look a little blue
under the gills.
1214
01:38:19,841 --> 01:38:22,703
- What do you say we take a shave together?
- I should be delighted.
1215
01:38:22,803 --> 01:38:24,754
- Good!
- Very well. This way.
1216
01:38:34,640 --> 01:38:37,142
Ah, this is the barbershop.
I can-a smell 'em.
1217
01:38:44,901 --> 01:38:46,810
Ah, now this is-a sweet...
a-very sweet.
1218
01:38:46,910 --> 01:38:49,563
- Do you like it? It was the emperor's library.
- Makes a good a-barbershop.
1219
01:38:49,663 --> 01:38:51,899
- Too old fashioned. I want something modern.
- Is that so?
1220
01:38:51,999 --> 01:38:55,068
You see, when I get shaved, I'm very nervous.
I like something to look at.
1221
01:38:55,168 --> 01:38:57,154
So I'm putting in glass walls and ceiling...
1222
01:38:57,254 --> 01:39:00,073
so that when my head is turned this way,
I shall have a view of the mountains.
1223
01:39:00,173 --> 01:39:01,097
Ah.
1224
01:39:01,197 --> 01:39:03,577
And when it's tipped this way,
I shall have a view through the glass ceiling.
1225
01:39:03,677 --> 01:39:05,462
- What's above-a the ceiling?
- The ballroom.
1226
01:39:07,673 --> 01:39:10,175
Then in my summer palace
I have a barbershop.
1227
01:39:12,011 --> 01:39:14,296
- Is that so?
- Mm-hmm.
1228
01:39:14,396 --> 01:39:15,396
Yes.
1229
01:39:15,897 --> 01:39:17,925
That also has glass walls.
1230
01:39:18,025 --> 01:39:19,510
You don't tell me.
1231
01:39:19,610 --> 01:39:22,846
Oh, yes.
With goldfish swimming inside.
1232
01:39:22,946 --> 01:39:24,848
Wait a minute.
Goldfish swimming inside-a the walls?
1233
01:39:24,948 --> 01:39:26,600
- Mm-hmm.
- How do you feed 'em?
1234
01:39:26,700 --> 01:39:30,187
You can't. They're all dead.
That's why I'm building a new barbershop.
1235
01:39:30,287 --> 01:39:31,287
Oh.
1236
01:39:33,115 --> 01:39:35,700
- Very interesting. Very interesting.
- Yes? Do you like it?
1237
01:39:40,706 --> 01:39:42,282
This is the Hynkel Stadium.
1238
01:39:42,382 --> 01:39:46,203
Before a half million spectators, the greatest
display of arms the world has ever known...
1239
01:39:46,303 --> 01:39:48,288
marches by in review.
1240
01:39:48,388 --> 01:39:50,374
Our beloved Phooey
and II Dig-a-Ditchy are seated...
1241
01:39:50,474 --> 01:39:53,677
in the reviewing stand,
thrilled by this historic event.
1242
01:39:54,679 --> 01:39:55,677
What?
1243
01:39:55,777 --> 01:39:57,389
Nothing. I'm just chewing.
1244
01:39:59,225 --> 01:40:01,142
- Ah, yes.
- Would you care for some peanuts?
1245
01:40:02,228 --> 01:40:05,556
- Thank you. I've had some.
- Oh. Good shape. Here you are, Spook.
1246
01:40:05,656 --> 01:40:07,899
Now passing...
Tomainia's heavy artillery.
1247
01:40:09,735 --> 01:40:11,228
It's all right.
1248
01:40:11,328 --> 01:40:12,786
I want to show you
my new bombing planes.
1249
01:40:12,886 --> 01:40:15,106
I just called up a half
hour ago to start 'em over.
1250
01:40:15,207 --> 01:40:16,817
- Where are they coming from?
- Aroma.
1251
01:40:16,917 --> 01:40:18,569
Aroma? That's 400 miles away.
1252
01:40:18,669 --> 01:40:21,280
That's right. They should be here now.
I don't know what's detaining them.
1253
01:40:21,380 --> 01:40:24,124
Now passing...
Tomainia's light artillery.
1254
01:40:28,921 --> 01:40:30,914
Hmm. That's very light.
1255
01:40:31,014 --> 01:40:32,833
And here come the armored tanks...
1256
01:40:32,933 --> 01:40:34,751
- the pride of Tomainia's army.
1257
01:40:34,851 --> 01:40:38,179
The latest design,
the last word in modern warfare.
1258
01:40:39,181 --> 01:40:41,258
Wait a minute.
Where's the propellers?
1259
01:40:41,358 --> 01:40:43,510
- Propellers?
- Sure. For going under the water.
1260
01:40:43,610 --> 01:40:45,596
- Tanks that go under the water?
- Submarine work!
1261
01:40:45,696 --> 01:40:49,349
You never heard of aero-marine tanks that
go under the water and then fly up-a-stairs?
1262
01:40:49,449 --> 01:40:52,436
- What's that? - Tanks that go
under the water and fly in the air.
1263
01:40:52,536 --> 01:40:54,688
Oh, yes. Those are obsolete now.
1264
01:40:54,788 --> 01:40:57,024
We're concentrating
on flying dreadnoughts.
1265
01:40:57,124 --> 01:40:59,492
Flying dreadnoughts. Mmm.
1266
01:41:04,624 --> 01:41:06,241
- What's that?
- My planes!
1267
01:41:06,341 --> 01:41:09,703
Now passing...
Hynkel's flying division number 34.
1268
01:41:09,803 --> 01:41:11,379
Our planes!
1269
01:41:16,719 --> 01:41:19,095
You're right. They're yours.
1270
01:41:44,246 --> 01:41:45,413
Ah, Garbitsch.
1271
01:41:46,582 --> 01:41:48,492
The invasion of Osterlich.
1272
01:41:48,592 --> 01:41:52,663
It's all so simple. Our troops, tanks
and guns will be hidden along the border.
1273
01:41:52,763 --> 01:41:55,749
To disarm suspicion, you will go hunting...
duck shooting or something.
1274
01:41:55,849 --> 01:41:58,502
At the appointed time, you will show up
at the village of Pretzelberg...
1275
01:41:58,602 --> 01:42:02,422
meet the army, step into an automobile
and cross over into Osterlich.
1276
01:42:02,522 --> 01:42:05,425
Herring and I will be waiting
at the capital to receive you.
1277
01:42:05,525 --> 01:42:07,844
First, Napaloni must remove
his troops from the border.
1278
01:42:07,944 --> 01:42:09,513
That question will be decided tonight.
1279
01:42:09,613 --> 01:42:11,056
Where is Napaloni?
1280
01:42:11,156 --> 01:42:13,225
I'll see if I can find him.
In the meantime...
1281
01:42:13,325 --> 01:42:16,103
it might be advisable for you
to dance with Madam Napaloni.
1282
01:42:16,203 --> 01:42:17,203
Huh?
1283
01:42:17,788 --> 01:42:19,231
It'll carry weight.
1284
01:42:19,331 --> 01:42:20,949
You mean I will carry weight.
1285
01:42:24,995 --> 01:42:26,788
You find him. Let me know at once.
1286
01:42:32,211 --> 01:42:35,372
- Madam Napaloni.
- Your Excellency.
1287
01:42:35,472 --> 01:42:37,874
Why so triste?
1288
01:42:37,974 --> 01:42:39,793
'Cause I no speak-a.
1289
01:42:39,893 --> 01:42:42,045
No? May I have the pleasure
of this dance?
1290
01:42:42,145 --> 01:42:43,422
Oh, yes.
1291
01:42:43,522 --> 01:42:45,014
Allow me.
1292
01:43:15,838 --> 01:43:19,082
Madam, your dancing was superb.
1293
01:43:19,182 --> 01:43:20,459
Excellent.
1294
01:43:20,559 --> 01:43:22,043
Very good.
1295
01:43:22,143 --> 01:43:23,143
Good.
1296
01:43:36,442 --> 01:43:38,185
- Ah, my dear Adenoid!
- Benzine!
1297
01:43:38,285 --> 01:43:41,021
I've been-a looking for you all evening.
What do you say we have a sandwich...
1298
01:43:41,121 --> 01:43:44,483
go to some quiet little place where we can
sit down and talk-a things over, huh?
1299
01:43:44,583 --> 01:43:48,028
- As you wish.
- An excellent idea! Gentlemen, to the buffet.
1300
01:43:48,128 --> 01:43:49,788
Of course. This way.
1301
01:44:00,508 --> 01:44:01,508
Oh!
1302
01:44:08,224 --> 01:44:09,891
- There's an old Tomainian proverb.
- Mmm?
1303
01:44:14,814 --> 01:44:18,058
That's very funny! I wish I understand it.
1304
01:44:18,158 --> 01:44:19,684
Now, about the border situation.
1305
01:44:19,784 --> 01:44:21,978
- Ah, yes, yes. No problem.
- Oh, it should be no trouble at all.
1306
01:44:22,078 --> 01:44:23,230
- Shh, shh.
- Not at all.
1307
01:44:23,330 --> 01:44:24,481
- What's the matter?
- Wait.
1308
01:44:24,581 --> 01:44:25,581
Out!
1309
01:44:29,078 --> 01:44:31,162
You two, out!
1310
01:44:35,543 --> 01:44:36,543
Out.
1311
01:44:39,421 --> 01:44:41,832
- Out?
- Out.
1312
01:44:41,932 --> 01:44:43,258
- Out?
- Mm-hmm.
1313
01:44:44,260 --> 01:44:45,260
Out.
1314
01:44:48,013 --> 01:44:50,924
As I was saying, about the border question.
1315
01:44:51,024 --> 01:44:54,469
- Ah, yes, yes, yes.
- Just a matter of detail. Mere formalities.
1316
01:44:54,569 --> 01:44:55,637
Strawberries.
1317
01:44:55,737 --> 01:44:57,389
Pardon me.
Have you English mustard?
1318
01:44:57,489 --> 01:44:59,516
- English mustard, Your Excellency.
- That's the hot-a stuff?
1319
01:44:59,616 --> 01:45:01,059
- Very hot.
- Ah, good shape, good shape.
1320
01:45:01,159 --> 01:45:02,978
- Cream.
- Cream, Your Excellency.
1321
01:45:03,078 --> 01:45:06,273
Now, Hynkie, as far as I'm concerned,
I'm gonna make this very simple.
1322
01:45:06,373 --> 01:45:09,276
This is the treaty...
You agree not to invade Osterlich...
1323
01:45:09,376 --> 01:45:10,986
I agree not to invade Osterlich.
1324
01:45:11,086 --> 01:45:13,864
We sign-a the treaty,
then I remove-a my troops from the border.
1325
01:45:13,964 --> 01:45:16,116
Good. In other words, when your troops
are off the border, I sign.
1326
01:45:16,216 --> 01:45:17,367
- That's-a right.
- Very good.
1327
01:45:17,467 --> 01:45:20,954
Oh, just a minute.
You don't understand.
1328
01:45:21,054 --> 01:45:24,124
First we sign-a the treaty,
then I remove-a the troops.
1329
01:45:24,224 --> 01:45:26,293
Precisely. I sign when your troops
are off the border.
1330
01:45:26,393 --> 01:45:29,220
Just a minute.
Hey, Spook, treaty.
1331
01:45:30,055 --> 01:45:31,339
Hold-a this.
1332
01:45:31,439 --> 01:45:32,883
Now, look.
1333
01:45:32,983 --> 01:45:35,135
You a-sign this-a treaty a-first...
1334
01:45:35,235 --> 01:45:37,596
then I remove-a the troops after.
1335
01:45:37,696 --> 01:45:40,640
- Well, what are we arguing about?
- You just said I remove-a the troops a-first.
1336
01:45:40,740 --> 01:45:43,143
You don't expect me to sign
while your troops are there on the border?
1337
01:45:43,243 --> 01:45:45,353
You don't expect me to remove-a
the troops until you sign?
1338
01:45:45,453 --> 01:45:46,479
- Why not?
- Why should I?
1339
01:45:46,579 --> 01:45:48,481
- Why shouldn't you? Osterlich is a free country.
- So?
1340
01:45:48,581 --> 01:45:50,734
Your soldiers are there,
on the Osterlich border!
1341
01:45:50,834 --> 01:45:53,194
And they'll stay there
until you sign this-a treaty!
1342
01:45:53,294 --> 01:45:55,572
- You'll take them off, or I'll blow them off!
- Mmm!
1343
01:45:55,672 --> 01:45:57,490
Gentlemen, this won't get us anywhere.
1344
01:45:57,590 --> 01:45:59,834
Your Excellency, to quote
an old Latin phrase...
1345
01:46:01,629 --> 01:46:03,330
He's a-right! Speak-a to him!
1346
01:46:03,430 --> 01:46:04,426
Strawberries.
1347
01:46:04,526 --> 01:46:06,750
Where's my-a sandwich?
Well, give me another one!
1348
01:46:06,850 --> 01:46:09,085
- Can't we sit down and discuss this...
- I'm a guest-a here.
1349
01:46:09,185 --> 01:46:11,338
Nobody talk to me in my own-a joint
like that!
1350
01:46:11,438 --> 01:46:13,798
Can't we sit down and discuss this thing
without passion?
1351
01:46:13,898 --> 01:46:16,259
I am not-a passionate.
I am-a just, that's all.
1352
01:46:16,359 --> 01:46:18,845
I want him to sign-a the treaty.
I'll remove the troops.
1353
01:46:18,945 --> 01:46:21,389
Can't you understand?
What would my people think...
1354
01:46:21,489 --> 01:46:24,935
signing such a treaty when your soldiers
are there on the Osterlich border?
1355
01:46:25,035 --> 01:46:27,062
I will not-a move a-soldiers
until you-a sign!
1356
01:46:27,162 --> 01:46:30,023
Not until you clear that border
will I sign anything.
1357
01:46:30,123 --> 01:46:32,442
- Then my soldiers remain!
- Then I kick them off!
1358
01:46:32,542 --> 01:46:36,363
One move-a from you, Hynkie, and my artillery
take-a like this and blow you to pieces!
1359
01:46:36,463 --> 01:46:40,158
Yes, and my aeroplanes will bomb
your artillery like that!
1360
01:46:40,258 --> 01:46:42,285
You want to start a world-a war?
I'll get you one!
1361
01:46:42,385 --> 01:46:44,621
You and the world!
I'll throw in the ocean!
1362
01:46:44,721 --> 01:46:46,047
- Mmm!
- Gentlemen, please!
1363
01:46:58,060 --> 01:47:02,597
I'm-a coming home!
I cannot talk to this ignoramus!
1364
01:47:02,697 --> 01:47:03,682
Strawberries!
1365
01:47:03,782 --> 01:47:06,059
Your Excellency,
we have a very important position...
1366
01:47:06,159 --> 01:47:07,894
that I must urge upon you.
1367
01:47:07,994 --> 01:47:10,405
I know what you must...
1368
01:47:13,659 --> 01:47:16,659
If you would...
1369
01:47:25,838 --> 01:47:27,664
What's wrong?
1370
01:47:27,764 --> 01:47:30,250
I don't give a hoopy!
I got-a my guns here in the pass!
1371
01:47:30,350 --> 01:47:32,927
If he start-a something,
I'll blow him to "passes!"
1372
01:47:37,016 --> 01:47:39,676
Excellency, what's the matter?
What ails you? What has...
1373
01:47:39,776 --> 01:47:42,846
- Your Excellency, this isn't like you.
- Hey! What is the matter?
1374
01:47:42,946 --> 01:47:44,681
Hey, Garbitsch, come here!
1375
01:47:44,781 --> 01:47:46,433
What is the matter with-a Hynkie?
1376
01:47:46,533 --> 01:47:48,184
He's put mustard on his strawberries.
1377
01:47:48,284 --> 01:47:51,195
Mustard...
What else-a can you expect from Hynkie?
1378
01:47:55,451 --> 01:47:56,860
II Dig-a-Ditchy!
1379
01:47:56,960 --> 01:47:58,695
What? What's the matter? What?
1380
01:47:58,795 --> 01:48:01,998
My little bambino!
1381
01:48:15,387 --> 01:48:17,138
- ...the Bacterian...
- ...Tomainia...
1382
01:48:19,058 --> 01:48:21,468
You cannot treat-a
the Bacterian people this way!
1383
01:48:21,568 --> 01:48:25,138
I'll take the Bacterian people
and I'll tear them apart like this!
1384
01:48:25,238 --> 01:48:27,432
- Excellency, please!
- Look! Look what he's-a doing!
1385
01:48:27,532 --> 01:48:31,144
It's an insult to my people!
1386
01:48:31,244 --> 01:48:33,772
Look, he's-a pulling spaghetti!
The spaghetti!
1387
01:48:33,872 --> 01:48:36,107
He either sign-a the treaty,
or we have a war!
1388
01:48:36,207 --> 01:48:37,692
- Ooh!
- Listen! Listen!
1389
01:48:37,792 --> 01:48:40,953
Give me a-something! Quick!
Give me a-something! I want to...
1390
01:48:44,666 --> 01:48:47,160
- But it's all right. I have an appointment.
- What's this?
1391
01:48:47,260 --> 01:48:49,788
I'm from the international press.
How's the conference progressing?
1392
01:48:49,888 --> 01:48:52,673
Very successfully. How did you get in?
Excuse me, will you?
1393
01:48:53,926 --> 01:48:56,086
How did this man get in here?
1394
01:48:56,186 --> 01:48:59,422
You know the regulations of the palace in
regard to reporters. Go down to Captain Block.
1395
01:48:59,522 --> 01:49:02,092
Tell him not to allow anyone else to enter
the palace under any circumstances tonight.
1396
01:49:02,192 --> 01:49:04,227
- You understand?
- Yes, sir.
1397
01:49:07,439 --> 01:49:10,942
Of course, there are minor details
to be cleaned up, things that you must...
1398
01:49:12,194 --> 01:49:13,861
Excuse me. We're very busy.
1399
01:49:18,617 --> 01:49:20,735
- Oh!
- Gentlemen, please!
1400
01:49:20,835 --> 01:49:23,238
The press are outside. The whole world
will know that we're fighting.
1401
01:49:23,338 --> 01:49:25,865
- So what?
- Can't we come to some agreement?
1402
01:49:25,965 --> 01:49:28,368
- Not until he-a signs!
- I sign nothing!
1403
01:49:28,468 --> 01:49:30,537
Your Excellency,
I must speak to you alone.
1404
01:49:30,637 --> 01:49:32,372
- Do you mind?
- Mind? I don't a-mind!
1405
01:49:32,472 --> 01:49:34,707
- What is it?
- Sign. Sign.
1406
01:49:34,807 --> 01:49:36,334
Why should he have the advantage?
1407
01:49:36,434 --> 01:49:38,419
What does it matter,
a mere scrap of paper?
1408
01:49:38,519 --> 01:49:40,421
The moment you sign,
he'll take his troops off the border.
1409
01:49:40,521 --> 01:49:42,557
We can move in without losing a man.
1410
01:49:43,976 --> 01:49:45,301
I'll sign.
1411
01:49:45,401 --> 01:49:47,470
What?
Hold-a this!
1412
01:49:47,570 --> 01:49:49,806
Ah, my little Hynkie!
1413
01:49:49,906 --> 01:49:53,484
My-a dictator brother!
I knew we have-a no trouble!
1414
01:49:59,241 --> 01:50:02,660
Two prisoners escaped in officers' uniforms!
Officers tied up in the guard room!
1415
01:50:03,412 --> 01:50:05,746
Sound the alarm!
Two prisoners escaped! Come on!
1416
01:50:24,266 --> 01:50:26,092
The planes are searching for us.
1417
01:50:26,192 --> 01:50:27,510
Let's make for the woods.
1418
01:50:27,610 --> 01:50:30,271
No. We must keep in the open.
The border's that way.
1419
01:50:32,024 --> 01:50:34,108
The invasion of Osterlich.
1420
01:50:35,360 --> 01:50:37,945
Now... or never.
1421
01:50:43,744 --> 01:50:44,944
Ducks!
1422
01:50:50,042 --> 01:50:51,784
Did you hear that?
1423
01:50:51,884 --> 01:50:54,003
Came from over there. Come on.
1424
01:51:04,973 --> 01:51:06,349
Da Blitzen!
1425
01:51:09,353 --> 01:51:10,853
Cheese and crackers!
1426
01:51:13,523 --> 01:51:15,024
... da Blitzen!
1427
01:51:15,901 --> 01:51:18,686
A yodeler, huh?
Where'd you get that outfit?
1428
01:51:18,786 --> 01:51:20,488
- What?
- Don't answer back!
1429
01:51:22,950 --> 01:51:25,985
Where's your partner? Where's Schultz?
You won't talk, huh?
1430
01:51:26,085 --> 01:51:28,913
- He'll talk when he gets into camp!
- Come on!
1431
01:51:31,083 --> 01:51:34,661
There it is...
the village of Pretzelberg.
1432
01:51:34,761 --> 01:51:36,412
Pretzelberg.
1433
01:51:36,512 --> 01:51:39,332
If we can pass through there,
we're safe across the Osterlich border.
1434
01:51:39,432 --> 01:51:41,334
- Couldn't we go through the woods?
- Of course not.
1435
01:51:41,434 --> 01:51:44,087
The woods are swarming with soldiers.
They'd suspect us at once.
1436
01:51:44,187 --> 01:51:47,715
We must face the music.
If you see anyone, don't look right or left.
1437
01:51:47,815 --> 01:51:50,518
We must bluff our way through.
Remember, you're a storm trooper.
1438
01:51:51,353 --> 01:51:52,853
Here they come.
1439
01:52:01,530 --> 01:52:03,322
Can you see what they're doing?
1440
01:52:06,451 --> 01:52:08,995
- They're looking this way.
- Well, pay no attention. Keep going.
1441
01:52:12,124 --> 01:52:15,034
They're beginning to follow us.
Shall we run?
1442
01:52:15,134 --> 01:52:16,619
Certainly not.
1443
01:52:16,719 --> 01:52:18,879
- Just a little bit?
- Keep walking.
1444
01:52:21,216 --> 01:52:23,960
We could walk a little faster.
1445
01:52:24,060 --> 01:52:26,387
Hmm? Make up your mind.
1446
01:52:37,482 --> 01:52:39,726
- Perhaps we'd better slow down.
- No, no. Keep going.
1447
01:52:39,826 --> 01:52:41,485
- There's no hurry.
- Come on.
1448
01:52:45,157 --> 01:52:46,316
- What is it?
- He's here!
1449
01:52:46,416 --> 01:52:48,993
What? Bugler! Sound assembly!
1450
01:52:58,754 --> 01:53:01,922
Company! Attention!
1451
01:53:03,008 --> 01:53:05,509
Present... arms!
1452
01:53:09,181 --> 01:53:12,391
- You don't want to change your mind and
turn back? - No, keep going. Keep going.
1453
01:53:13,769 --> 01:53:16,270
- Hail Hynkel.
- Order... arms!
1454
01:53:18,106 --> 01:53:20,933
Your Excellency will be pleased to know
that everything is under control.
1455
01:53:21,033 --> 01:53:22,685
- Good.
- Good.
1456
01:53:22,785 --> 01:53:26,189
I have been in continued communication
with Marshal Herring in Osterlich, sir.
1457
01:53:26,289 --> 01:53:28,274
The route ahead of us is well-guarded.
1458
01:53:28,374 --> 01:53:32,028
And at the back of us are 200 tanks,
50 armored cars and 500 machine guns.
1459
01:53:32,128 --> 01:53:33,946
- Is that...
- Good.
1460
01:53:34,046 --> 01:53:36,449
- Good.
- Are we ready to start?
1461
01:53:36,549 --> 01:53:37,792
- Yes.
- Yes.
1462
01:53:39,044 --> 01:53:40,419
Gentlemen.
1463
01:53:46,968 --> 01:53:49,629
Schultz, I'm certainly happy
to see you with us again.
1464
01:53:49,729 --> 01:53:51,055
Thank you.
1465
01:53:58,146 --> 01:54:01,273
- Where are we going?
- You're invading Osterlich.
1466
01:55:14,556 --> 01:55:17,383
Mr. Jaeckel! Mr. Jaeckel!
1467
01:55:17,483 --> 01:55:20,561
- Hannah!
- Mr. Jaeckel, look, they're coming!
1468
01:56:05,065 --> 01:56:06,941
Present... arms!
1469
01:56:08,360 --> 01:56:10,353
Hail Hynkel!
1470
01:56:10,453 --> 01:56:12,688
Hail Hynkel!
1471
01:56:12,788 --> 01:56:14,990
Present... arms!
1472
01:56:16,701 --> 01:56:20,037
Your Excellency,
the world awaits your word.
1473
01:56:52,946 --> 01:56:54,981
What's happened to him?
He looks strange.
1474
01:56:55,081 --> 01:56:56,941
And what's Schultz doing here?
1475
01:56:57,041 --> 01:56:58,367
Pardoned, I suppose.
1476
01:57:10,589 --> 01:57:11,589
Here.
1477
01:57:25,645 --> 01:57:27,930
His Excellency, Herr Garbitsch...
1478
01:57:28,030 --> 01:57:31,400
Secretary of the Interior,
Minister of Propaganda.
1479
01:57:36,239 --> 01:57:38,274
"Corona veniet delectis."
1480
01:57:38,374 --> 01:57:40,576
"Victory shall come to the worthy."
1481
01:57:41,453 --> 01:57:46,657
Today, democracy, liberty and equality
are words to fool the people.
1482
01:57:46,757 --> 01:57:49,452
No nation can progress
with such ideas.
1483
01:57:49,552 --> 01:57:51,120
They stand in the way of action.
1484
01:57:51,220 --> 01:57:53,130
Therefore, we frankly abolish them.
1485
01:57:54,132 --> 01:57:58,794
In the future, each man will serve the interest
of the state with absolute obedience.
1486
01:57:58,894 --> 01:58:00,921
Let him who refuses beware.
1487
01:58:01,021 --> 01:58:05,384
The rights of citizenship will be taken away
from all Jews and other non-Aryans.
1488
01:58:05,484 --> 01:58:08,804
They are inferior,
and therefore enemies of the state.
1489
01:58:08,904 --> 01:58:12,316
It is the duty of all true Aryans
to hate and despise them.
1490
01:58:13,526 --> 01:58:16,562
Henceforth, this nation is annexed
to the Tomainian Empire...
1491
01:58:16,662 --> 01:58:20,449
and the people of this nation will obey
the laws bestowed upon us by our great leader...
1492
01:58:21,826 --> 01:58:25,988
the dictator of Tomainia,
the conqueror of Osterlich...
1493
01:58:26,088 --> 01:58:29,958
the future emperor of the world.
1494
01:58:31,002 --> 01:58:32,711
You must speak.
1495
01:58:33,713 --> 01:58:35,164
I can't.
1496
01:58:35,264 --> 01:58:37,841
You must. It's our only hope.
1497
01:58:40,637 --> 01:58:41,637
Hope.
1498
01:59:29,811 --> 01:59:31,387
I'm sorry...
1499
01:59:31,487 --> 01:59:33,389
but I don't want to be an emperor.
1500
01:59:33,489 --> 01:59:35,558
That's not my business.
1501
01:59:35,658 --> 01:59:38,144
I don't want to rule or conquer anyone.
1502
01:59:38,244 --> 01:59:40,146
I should like to help everyone,
if possible...
1503
01:59:40,246 --> 01:59:43,482
Jew, gentile, black man, white.
1504
01:59:43,582 --> 01:59:47,153
We all want to help one another.
Human beings are like that.
1505
01:59:47,253 --> 01:59:50,489
We want to live by each other's happiness,
not by each other's misery.
1506
01:59:50,589 --> 01:59:52,992
We don't want to hate and despise
one another.
1507
01:59:53,092 --> 01:59:56,245
In this world, there's room for everyone,
and the good earth is rich...
1508
01:59:56,345 --> 01:59:58,247
and can provide for everyone.
1509
01:59:58,347 --> 02:00:01,375
The way of life can be free and beautiful.
1510
02:00:01,475 --> 02:00:03,502
But we have lost the way.
1511
02:00:03,602 --> 02:00:06,130
Greed has poisoned men's souls...
1512
02:00:06,230 --> 02:00:08,507
has barricaded the world with hate...
1513
02:00:08,607 --> 02:00:11,510
has goose-stepped us
into misery and bloodshed.
1514
02:00:11,610 --> 02:00:14,972
We have developed speed,
but we have shut ourselves in.
1515
02:00:15,072 --> 02:00:18,100
Machinery that gives abundance
has left us in want.
1516
02:00:18,200 --> 02:00:22,104
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
1517
02:00:22,204 --> 02:00:25,024
We think too much and feel too little.
1518
02:00:25,124 --> 02:00:27,693
More than machinery,
we need humanity.
1519
02:00:27,793 --> 02:00:31,363
More than cleverness,
we need kindness and gentleness.
1520
02:00:31,463 --> 02:00:35,701
Without these qualities, life will be violent,
and all will be lost.
1521
02:00:35,801 --> 02:00:38,496
The aeroplane and the radio
have brought us closer together.
1522
02:00:38,596 --> 02:00:41,791
These very nature of these inventions
cries out for the goodness in men...
1523
02:00:41,891 --> 02:00:45,294
cries out for universal brotherhood,
for the unity of us all.
1524
02:00:45,394 --> 02:00:48,380
Even now, my voice is reaching
millions throughout the world...
1525
02:00:48,480 --> 02:00:51,675
millions of despairing men,
women and little children...
1526
02:00:51,775 --> 02:00:56,764
victims of a system that makes men torture
and imprison innocent people.
1527
02:00:56,864 --> 02:01:00,226
To those who can hear me l say,
do not despair.
1528
02:01:00,326 --> 02:01:03,479
The misery that is now upon us
is but the passing of greed...
1529
02:01:03,579 --> 02:01:07,316
the bitterness of men who fear
the way of human progress.
1530
02:01:07,416 --> 02:01:10,694
The hate of men will pass,
and dictators die...
1531
02:01:10,794 --> 02:01:14,323
and the power they took from the people
will return to the people.
1532
02:01:14,423 --> 02:01:18,210
And so long as men die,
liberty will never perish.
1533
02:01:19,587 --> 02:01:22,248
Soldiers,
don't give yourselves to brutes...
1534
02:01:22,348 --> 02:01:26,001
men who despise you, enslave you,
who regiment your lives...
1535
02:01:26,101 --> 02:01:28,337
tell you what to do,
what to think and what to feel...
1536
02:01:28,437 --> 02:01:32,758
who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle,
use you as cannon fodder!
1537
02:01:32,858 --> 02:01:35,427
Don't give yourselves
to these unnatural men...
1538
02:01:35,527 --> 02:01:39,098
machine men with machine minds
and machine hearts!
1539
02:01:39,198 --> 02:01:42,935
You are not machines!
You are not cattle! You are men!
1540
02:01:43,035 --> 02:01:45,271
You have the love of humanity
in your hearts.
1541
02:01:45,371 --> 02:01:47,690
You don't hate.
Only the unloved hate.
1542
02:01:47,790 --> 02:01:49,692
The unloved and the unnatural.
1543
02:01:49,792 --> 02:01:53,279
Soldiers, don't fight for slavery,
fight for liberty!
1544
02:01:53,379 --> 02:01:55,406
In the 17th chapter of Saint Luke
it is written...
1545
02:01:55,506 --> 02:01:57,116
"The kingdom of God is within man."
1546
02:01:57,216 --> 02:02:00,786
Not one man nor a group of men,
but in all men... in you!
1547
02:02:00,886 --> 02:02:02,913
You the people have the power...
1548
02:02:03,013 --> 02:02:06,000
the power to create machines,
the power to create happiness!
1549
02:02:06,100 --> 02:02:09,628
You the people have the power
to make this life free and beautiful...
1550
02:02:09,728 --> 02:02:11,964
to make this life a wonderful adventure.
1551
02:02:12,064 --> 02:02:15,217
Then, in the name of democracy,
let us use that power!
1552
02:02:15,317 --> 02:02:16,886
Let us all unite!
1553
02:02:16,986 --> 02:02:20,389
Let us fight for a new world,
a decent world...
1554
02:02:20,489 --> 02:02:22,224
that will give men a chance to work...
1555
02:02:22,324 --> 02:02:25,311
that will give youth a future
and old age a security.
1556
02:02:25,411 --> 02:02:28,355
By the promise of these things,
brutes have risen to power.
1557
02:02:28,455 --> 02:02:32,318
But they lie. They do not fulfill that promise.
They never will!
1558
02:02:32,418 --> 02:02:36,155
Dictators free themselves,
but they enslave the people.
1559
02:02:36,255 --> 02:02:39,325
Now let us fight to fulfill that promise!
1560
02:02:39,425 --> 02:02:41,660
Let us fight to free the world...
1561
02:02:41,760 --> 02:02:45,331
to do away with national barriers,
to do away with greed...
1562
02:02:45,431 --> 02:02:47,416
with hate and intolerance.
1563
02:02:47,516 --> 02:02:52,087
Let us fight for a world of reason,
a world where science and progress...
1564
02:02:52,187 --> 02:02:54,506
will lead to all men's happiness.
1565
02:02:54,606 --> 02:02:58,936
Soldiers, in the name of democracy,
let us all unite!
1566
02:03:24,045 --> 02:03:25,337
Hannah...
1567
02:03:26,297 --> 02:03:27,798
can you hear me?
1568
02:03:28,883 --> 02:03:32,469
Wherever you are, look up, Hannah.
1569
02:03:33,304 --> 02:03:35,547
The clouds are lifting.
1570
02:03:35,647 --> 02:03:37,641
The sun is breaking through.
1571
02:03:38,142 --> 02:03:41,637
We are coming out of the darkness
and into the light.
1572
02:03:41,737 --> 02:03:46,058
We are coming into a new world,
a kindlier world...
1573
02:03:46,158 --> 02:03:48,394
where men will rise above their hate...
1574
02:03:48,494 --> 02:03:51,154
their greed and brutality.
1575
02:03:52,156 --> 02:03:53,816
Look up, Hannah.
1576
02:03:53,916 --> 02:03:56,485
The soul of man has been given wings...
1577
02:03:56,585 --> 02:03:59,571
and at last he is beginning to fly.
1578
02:03:59,671 --> 02:04:01,907
He is flying into the rainbow...
1579
02:04:02,007 --> 02:04:05,411
into the light of hope,
into the future...
1580
02:04:05,511 --> 02:04:07,579
the glorious future...
1581
02:04:07,679 --> 02:04:10,582
that belongs to you, to me...
1582
02:04:10,682 --> 02:04:12,501
and to all of us.
1583
02:04:12,601 --> 02:04:15,303
Look up, Hannah. Look up.
1584
02:04:40,455 --> 02:04:43,623
Hannah, did you hear that?
1585
02:04:45,793 --> 02:04:47,127
Listen.
1586
02:04:48,305 --> 02:04:54,850
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