1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 2 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,788 Joe! 3 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,870 Joe! Joe! 4 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:08,399 You've been in there for 54... 55 minutes, Joe! 5 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,554 Masturbation is fun. I get it. 6 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,994 It's not very green to do it with the shower running. 7 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,230 Jesus! 8 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,795 Bring your briefs in there with you. 9 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,119 You're 1 5 years old. 10 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,350 It's not cute anymore. 11 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,788 Got his mother's fanny. 12 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,151 Your final was due a week ago, Joe. 13 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,276 I mean, look... Iook at the board. 14 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,508 School's over. 15 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,590 We're playing hangman here. 16 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,038 There you are. 17 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,716 Hey. 18 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,472 So, are you guys around tonight? 19 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,233 Because you should totally come to Thirsty Thursdays. 20 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,390 -End-of-school tradition. -Yeah. Yeah, totally. 21 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,356 -I'll... I'll be there. -Cool. 22 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,193 So it's at Wolf's Pond, whenever you... 23 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,997 Oh... my God. 24 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,036 Eat shit, Toy! 25 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,833 I can lend you a shirt. 26 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,512 I've got like five in my locker. 27 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,556 You know what, actually, it doesn't look that bad. 28 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,873 So, pregame at Paul's at like 7:00-ish. 29 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,871 Paul has his own apartment? 30 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,753 What, you're not going to acknowledge me? 31 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,910 -Hi. -Mmm. Yeah. 32 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,275 Um, I will see you tonight. 33 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:36,918 Yes. Yeah, uh... 34 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,239 -Babe. -Yes? 35 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,468 Let's go get egg bagels. 36 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,959 Okay. All right. Bye. 37 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,155 Paul. God. 38 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,110 I need a shirt. 39 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,678 That's awesome. 40 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,477 That is... that is great. 41 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,074 Actually, I need a picture. Shit, can I get my phone? 42 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,593 Hey. Mrs. Keenan? 43 00:04:58,600 --> 00:04:59,999 Shh! 44 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,470 Patrick, why are you running around? 45 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,835 Oh... Grandma, you remember Joe. 46 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,035 Hi, Mrs. Keenan. 47 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,678 Darling, would you like a cold washcloth? 48 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,079 What? No. No washcloth. 49 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,832 How about you, Joseph? 50 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,195 Actually, yeah, I would... I'd love a washcloth. 51 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,998 No, Mom, sit. What the hell? What the hell is happening? 52 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,598 My mom reminds me of Blanka. 53 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,239 That's the sound I hear whenever she speaks. 54 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,470 Just the gibberish of an undisciplined animal. 55 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,959 It's never going to end. Even when I'm 56 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,599 an adult, she'll find me, question me. 57 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,033 You're being a little dramatic, I think. 58 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,156 Joe, they're giving me hives. 59 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,355 There's no way that they can give you hives. 60 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,470 Holy shit. 61 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,708 Hey, kiddo. 62 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,310 Round two. Fight! 63 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,749 -What, Dad? -Should be a stud here. 64 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,636 Oh, what's all this? 65 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,153 Carol's going to be here in 30. 66 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,991 -Go wash up. -Uh, Dad, you know, um, 67 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,991 I actually just realized I have a party tonight, 68 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,797 so I'm not going to be able to make it 69 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,153 for dinner and stuff. 70 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,513 Sorry. 71 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:22,999 Too bad. 72 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,399 The plans are already made. 73 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,879 Your sister's driving all the way in. 74 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,108 I'm making lamb stew. 75 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,599 Are we in Beowulf? 76 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,591 Look, after dinner, 77 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:34,559 I was thinking we might bring back Game Night. 78 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,790 It'll be fun. 79 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,598 Game... Game Night's a family thing, Dad. 80 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,591 I'm not going to play Game Night with some spider woman 81 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,352 you found in the gutter. 82 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,113 Carol is not a spider woman that I found in the gutter, Joe. 83 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,157 She's a very nice lady who happens to like me. 84 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,912 And I like her. 85 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,871 So, we haven't played Game Night 86 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,552 since Mom died, and then, 87 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,472 all of a sudden, you meet some floozy and expect... 88 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,357 Enough! Enough, Joe. 89 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,157 This is not a debate. 90 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,957 My house, my rules. 91 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,439 Now, go get ready. 92 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,512 So, Joe, your dad told me 93 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:13,748 that you go to Tottenville. 94 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,716 Are you on any teams? 95 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,598 Carol, before we go any further, 96 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,033 you should know-- 97 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,632 Frank is not my real father. 98 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,471 I love him, and I owe him a lot. 99 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,436 You know, he's very special to me, 100 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,635 but he's not my blood. 101 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,039 Is that true, Frank? 102 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,519 That's completely untrue. 103 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,192 I'm taking Ventnor. 104 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,953 Frank, the lamb was delicious. 105 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,918 Just so tender and... 106 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,957 it was like I was chewing avocado meat. 107 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,520 I'm not sure I know what you're saying, Colin. 108 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,397 Avocado meat. 109 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,998 Heather, do you remember when Dad quit because, um, 110 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,911 you wouldn't trade him B&O? 111 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,831 -Remember that? -Oh... oh, do I remember 112 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,718 when my own father called me a "fear-mongering Chinaman? " 113 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,199 Yeah, I do-- mostly 'cause I'm not a man. 114 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,077 Nor am I Chinese, so... 115 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,593 Oh, my God, what a panic. 116 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,919 That's something my great-grandfather would say. 117 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,148 He's a racist. 118 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,599 You do that often? 119 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,477 Eat the hamburger and then the fries? 120 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:12,879 You don't... you don't mix it up? 121 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,558 I don't know, Dad. 122 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,198 Just asking. 123 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,713 We watched a very good movie 124 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,994 on the cable last night. 125 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,592 -Mmm. -Oh, honey, what was it called? 126 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,919 It had that guy in it, that actor... 127 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:23,955 -What was it? -What's his name? 128 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,439 Called, uh, Heimlich, the... 129 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,112 Yes, yes! With, uh, what's-his-name. 130 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,395 The Prince, the... the New Prince. 131 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,436 Will Smith? 132 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,158 Will! Yes. Will Prince. 133 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,752 -Will Prince. -Oh, my gosh, what does he play? 134 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,352 -Superhero? -Oh, he plays a superhero in this one. 135 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,430 Kind of a supe... Not a cape, though. 136 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:41,477 -Yeah, it's called Heimlich. -The darnedest thing. 137 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,793 Come on. 138 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,279 You want to be my buddy? 139 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,316 Yes. I would love that. 140 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,958 Tennessee for Park Place. 141 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:53,995 Right now, straight up. 142 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,831 Done. 143 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,273 You got it. 144 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,350 What? No. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 145 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,591 -The men are talking, Joseph. Pipe down. -Yes. Quiet. 146 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,670 Quiet, everybody, except for the men. 147 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:08,912 -We're in command of the room. -This is bullshit, Dad. 148 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,434 You're pricing me out of the goddamn game. 149 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,158 Your roll, JoJo. 150 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,434 This is collusion. 151 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,873 Dad, come on. 152 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,393 Yeah, it's kind of cruel, Frank. 153 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,992 No, no. 154 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,991 He's just mad because he doesn't want to be here, 155 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,228 so he's being a little shit. 156 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,794 -Oh, great. -Oh, no. 157 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,392 Joe, don't go. 158 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,516 He's quitting. That's nice work, Dad. 159 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,919 He'll be all right. 160 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,319 Let him walk it off. 161 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:45,193 Patrick, have you been washing that foot every day? 162 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:49,591 Because moisture can get trapped in there from the brace. 163 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,033 That's what killed Jim Henson, you know. 164 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,393 Oh... 165 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,279 What the hell are we talking about? 166 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,508 Ooh, Patrick, can you whistle? 167 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,515 I like it when you harmonize with me on the whistling. 168 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,670 -Patty, where you going? -Got to go potty? 169 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,268 Oh, shit, he's doing it. 170 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,315 Joe! 171 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,156 Joe! 172 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,593 Joe... 173 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,953 Yeah, I'd like to report a theft. 174 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,949 Goddamn it! 175 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,076 Yeah, his name is Frank Toy. 176 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,958 Brown hair, uh, height unknown. 177 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,996 I'll call you back. 178 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,277 You son of a bitch. 179 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,271 But... 180 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,120 The problem with Joseph's habit 181 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,350 is that one day there will be an actual emergency 182 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,669 or violent crime coming from this house. 183 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,717 Yeah, well, the night is still young. 184 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:50,429 Uh, Mr. Toy, are you familiar with "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"? 185 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:54,433 Yes. I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth, so... 186 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,351 yes, I've heard of that one. 187 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,954 Do you think you can apply it to my situation 188 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,791 in an allegorical fashion? 189 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,836 Okay. It's a... 190 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,229 -a story that involves a boy who... -Ah, ah, ah... 191 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,356 -constantly cries "wolf." -Stop. 192 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,396 And when the wolf finally comes... He doesn't know it. 193 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,436 -I'm sorry, "The Boy Who Cried" what? -Wolf. 194 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,954 -Fuck you. -Let's go. 195 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,076 -"The Boy Who Cried" what? -Stop talking. 196 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,718 -Wolf. -Get the fuck off my porch 197 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,676 before I knock your dick in the dirt. 198 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,638 -Come on, let's go. -I don't see what the problem was. 199 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,631 -Why are you yelling at me? -What's next? Three Little Pigs? 200 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,397 It gets easier. Okay? Honest. I swear. 201 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,152 Look at it this way: I n two years, 202 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,957 he's going to pay for you to leave. 203 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,713 Yeah. 204 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,632 Uh, look, this may sound desperate, 205 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,200 but I am 1 00% lucid, okay? 206 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,474 Don't smile, 'cause I'm... 207 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,118 -Don't. -No, this is very serious. 208 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,270 -I am serious. -I'm taking you so seriously. 209 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,430 I can be packed in 1 5 minutes. 210 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,079 Just take me with you to Granville. 211 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,638 Please. 212 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,471 Okay, I would. 213 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,436 Totally would, but... 214 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,398 Dad would want to come visit us all the time, 215 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,868 and that just wouldn't work for me. 216 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,677 -You're lame. -So... 217 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,669 -You're getting so handsome. -Yeah. Yeah. 218 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,432 -I love you. -Hey, don't you touch me. 219 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,396 You love it. 220 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,759 Oh, hey. Hey. 221 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,320 -What's up? -Okay, I am going to get you a beer 222 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,719 so you can catch up. 223 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,551 Okay. 224 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,274 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 225 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,077 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 226 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,033 -What's up, dude? -Hey. 227 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,678 How was, uh, fake family night? 228 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,908 Oh, it was great. 229 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,148 Nothing went wrong. 230 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,434 The police didn't come. 231 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,759 I love my father. 232 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,273 Shit. 233 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,270 -Okay, I have beer for you. -Hey. Thank you. 234 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,998 -Hello. Hello. -Hello, Kelly. 235 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,752 -How are you? -I'm good. How are you? 236 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,512 I'm not as drunk as you are. 237 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,748 I think you are. 238 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,159 -Can I have your beer? -No. 239 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,230 Hey, sorry, bro. Keg's almost tapped. 240 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,753 No beer for freshmen. 241 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,591 Oh, but he is a sophomore now, Paul. 242 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,079 Sorry, babe. 243 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,877 No dice, bro. 244 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,950 Oh, man. 245 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,032 You little fuck-suckers! 246 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,792 We're trying to sleep! 247 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,518 It's public property, bro! 248 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,748 What? 249 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,716 Who told you that? 250 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,711 We assumed! 251 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,992 I don't trust that old guy. 252 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,594 He has a shadow behind his eyes. 253 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,114 How long have you been standing there? 254 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,553 Hello. 255 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,118 That's not an answer. 256 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,194 You little shit dicks! 257 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,790 -Oh, my... -Jesus! Let's go, let's go. 258 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,830 What the hell are you doing, guys? Come on! 259 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,115 -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! -Let's go! Let's go! 260 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,429 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 261 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,232 Hey, Joe, do you know we've been walking for half a mile? 262 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,071 I can tell by how much we've bonded. 263 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,310 Well, we're lost, and, um... 264 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,880 you haven't said a word this entire time, so... 265 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,711 How much longer? 266 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,676 I have no idea, Biaggio. 267 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:50,117 Let's just keep our wits, and we'll get out of here. 268 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,792 Where are we? 269 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,949 Someplace they won't find you. 270 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,675 What? 271 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,388 Let's go, man. 272 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,153 We got a long walk home. 273 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,919 Hello? Hi. 274 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,194 Hi. 275 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,270 I just wanted to make sure 276 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,396 that you didn't get shot last night. 277 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,879 No. No, no, no. 278 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,711 I survived. 279 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,075 I, uh, wound up getting stuck with that kid Biaggio, though. 280 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,310 Oh, yeah, I spoke to him once. 281 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,915 He told me that his uncle died on the Challenger. 282 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,595 That's the price of space travel, right? 283 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,192 Uh... yeah, sure. 284 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,988 Um, so get ready for this. 285 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,070 Paul skedaddled on me last night. 286 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,038 Uh, wow, that's... that's a dick move. 287 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,472 Tools-- out of the driveway now. 288 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,152 -I'm on the phone. -Oh. 289 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,718 I don't give a shit. Right now. 290 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,994 Is everything okay there? 291 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,070 -No! -Who is this? Patrick? 292 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,992 -Kelly. -Kelly. A girl. 293 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,753 -Jesus, that's a pleasant surprise. -Dad... 294 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,991 Listen, Kelly, Joe can't talk right now because he's grounded. 295 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,991 He will call you back sometime 296 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,434 before his hot new bedtime of 7: 30. 297 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,998 You have a good night. 298 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,399 Okay. 299 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,277 Tools. Now. 300 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,316 And if they're ruined, you're going to work 301 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,038 the whole set off this summer. I mean it. 302 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,678 A paper route. 303 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,159 Big Chief Indian Corn. 304 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,230 Goddamn Ohio Soccer Jazz. I don't care. 305 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,356 You have your pick. 306 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,157 This bullshit ends today. 307 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,031 Yes, it does. 308 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,834 I can't walk all day like this, Joe. 309 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,319 Okay. We're almost there. 310 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,833 Just 50 yards. 311 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,159 Almost where? 312 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,388 What the hell could you be showing me 313 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,674 in the woods right now? 314 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,399 What is this, Joe? 315 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,311 You want your room facing sunrise or sunset? 316 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,594 My what?! 317 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,750 This is the site of our new house, man. 318 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,398 What, like a tree house? 319 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,799 No, like a real house. 320 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,030 I'm moving out. We're moving out. 321 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,439 What the hell are you talking about? 322 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,668 My mom won't let me walk 323 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,238 around the house without socks on. 324 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,639 She's definitely not going to let us 325 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,993 Iive out here in the woods. 326 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,116 No one will find us out here, Patrick. 327 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,190 This house, this land, it's ours! 328 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,758 We make the rules, you know? 329 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,637 Like men! 330 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,631 So we're just going to move out here 331 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,949 and, uh, build a house from scratch? 332 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,995 How hard can it be? 333 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,558 Hold on-- what is this kid 334 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,312 doing here? 335 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,833 I don't know. 336 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,558 I'm afraid to tell him to leave. 337 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,835 I don't know what he's capable of. 338 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,512 Forget him. 339 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,158 Break ground with me, man. 340 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,993 Look, I'm sorry, Joe, but I can't do this. 341 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,031 Call me when you get home. 342 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,311 Patrick? 343 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,157 So you wore the blue shirt today? 344 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,798 Not the one with the pocket? 345 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,311 -He's got the blue one on. -Yeah. 346 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,436 Whoa, rope in the attitude, mister. 347 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,759 This is your mother you're speaking to. 348 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,716 -Come on, buddy. Come on. -Huh? Huh? 349 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,188 -My word. -Sorry, Dad. -Who is he doing a show for? 350 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,553 Oh, my gosh, I know, it's like he's on camera. 351 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,993 Are there girls around? 352 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,638 Yeah, there must be. Uh-oh. 353 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,153 Girl check. 354 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,639 Checking for a girl in a bikini. 355 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:16,394 Nope. I don't see one. 356 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,231 Those hormones are a-ragin'. 357 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,349 Hello? 358 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,237 I'm in. 359 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,992 -What? -The house. 360 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,115 I'll do it. 361 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,076 Yes! Yes! Holy shit! Yes! 362 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,593 Okay. Awesome. 363 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,397 Well, we'll break ground tomorrow. 364 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,277 Yeah, right. 365 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,876 Hello? 366 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:13,153 Joe, what do you tell your dad when you leave all the time? 367 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,594 If we were talking, I still wouldn't tell him shit. 368 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,592 Jesus, what happened between you two? 369 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,670 Nothing. 370 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,875 He's just an old, lonely prick, 371 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,552 and I want to get out of there 372 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,357 before I end up anything like him. 373 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,351 Joe? 374 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,237 Can I talk to you for a second? 375 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,230 -You made this? -I did. 376 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,958 Took very little time. 377 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,315 Very few days. 378 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:50,394 "My name is Jamal Colorado, and I have kidnapped your son. 379 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,470 "He is unharmed, and will stay that way 380 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,233 if you abide by the following rules." 381 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,549 "Jamal Colorado"? 382 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,516 "Anfernee Texas"? 383 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,919 "D'Sean Utah"? 384 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,069 Yeah, I decided on the format 385 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,559 of Denzel Washington: 386 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,869 a black first name, followed by a state. 387 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,871 Yeah, fuck that. We're not using those. 388 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,474 Okay, Biaggio, good effort... 389 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,469 although very poorly planned out 390 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:20,393 and, um... savagely racist. 391 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,709 I just didn't want to do nothing. 392 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,469 Dad, um... 393 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,869 I'm gonna spend the night at Patrick's tonight, 394 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,472 if that's okay. 395 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,278 Okay, and make sure you're in bed by 7:30. 396 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,236 I'll call the Keenans. 397 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,233 Freedom! 398 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,111 Fuck you, Frank! 399 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,912 Honey, I got the classic ciabatta bread. 400 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,558 -They finally had it. -You're getting wild. 401 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,993 -Sliced. -Yeah. 402 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,638 -This is our big day. -You're crazy. 403 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,675 We usually do rustic ciabatta. 404 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,432 I know it. 405 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,512 Mom, Dad, I'm going to spend the night at Joe's. 406 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,317 Oh, okay, honey. 407 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,799 Well, I already made dinner, though, 408 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,360 so take some vegetable soup for you and Joe. 409 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,873 Uh, no, thanks. 410 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,438 No one likes vegetable soup, Mom. 411 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,158 Well... 412 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,276 Okay, we're in Pretendland, I guess. 413 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,032 "Nobody likes vegetable soup." 414 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,712 -Did you hear this, honey? -I heard it. 415 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,994 -Oh, my God. -He's your son. 416 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,353 Listen, tell Mr. Toy 417 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,873 to put some white rice underneath it. 418 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,029 It'll be delightful. 419 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,234 Mom, no. 420 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,593 No vegetable soup. 421 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,113 We're not eating vegetable soup. 422 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,439 I'm getting a Tupperware. 423 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,192 Here, take this tomato. 424 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,316 Jesus. 425 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,959 You okay, fatty? 426 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,188 No. 427 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,519 No, I'm not. 428 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,714 I-I'm really nervous. 429 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,073 We're really doing this, huh? 430 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,958 Yes, we are. 431 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,871 I've never done anything like this, Joe. 432 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,233 It's starting to freak me out. 433 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,435 Well, uh, neither have I. 434 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,351 Kind of the point. 435 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,396 Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. 436 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,197 Just, okay, before I make 437 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,792 a big decision, 438 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,552 I always, you know, say to myself, 439 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,357 "I'll do it unless God gives me 440 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,396 a definitive omen in the next 30 seconds." 441 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,958 So, you know, 442 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,552 it's just some dumb superstition I have. 443 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,835 If you don't want to do it, that's fine. 444 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,193 But... 445 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,394 Do you want to? 446 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,992 Sure, yeah. 447 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,752 It's... 448 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,832 Yeah, so just like, close your eyes, and yeah. 449 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,637 You got it. 450 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,398 Oh. 451 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,799 Okay, let's go. 452 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,949 Wait, what? 453 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,757 No, no, that was thunder. 454 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,034 Definitely a bad omen. 455 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,632 No, come on, that was thunder. 456 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,517 That's a tree. This is a rock. 457 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,158 Come on, man, it's nature. 458 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,071 It's not an omen. 459 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,479 Have some common sense. 460 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,959 -"Common sense"? -It's not like a raven 461 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,393 told us to go away. 462 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,958 Yeah, we're doing this. 463 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,075 Oh, God. 464 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,595 Ready? 465 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,431 All right, let's unpack. 466 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,313 I came early. 467 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,594 Oh, shit. 468 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,716 Dude. 469 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,711 Oh, my God. 470 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,513 Fuck, yeah. 471 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,391 Patrick. 472 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,276 What the f...? Jesus. 473 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,236 -What time is it, man? -Who cares? 474 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,559 We're out in the woods. 475 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,993 There's no time in the woods. 476 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,149 Let's go exploring. 477 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,798 -What? -What? 478 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,155 Of course there's time in the woods. 479 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,957 You go outside and you look at the... 480 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,235 the sun, and the higher it is in the sky, 481 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,878 the later it is in the day. 482 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,278 "We do swear, 483 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,396 "under pain of friendship lost, 484 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,072 "to never speak 485 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,275 "of this enterprise to any adult, 486 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,077 "and to never betray its location 487 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,594 "or its participants, 488 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,068 "and from this day forthwith 489 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,593 "to boil our own water, 490 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,592 "kill our own food, build our own shelter 491 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,875 and be our own men." 492 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,080 All right, we need cool names for everything. 493 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,116 Like, awesome, mythical names. 494 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,633 -No, we don't. -Or, uh... 495 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,039 The Trees of Destiny. 496 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,792 Oh! 497 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,233 -No. -No! The map! 498 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,992 Aah! 499 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,476 -So, Patrick's a wrestler? -Oh, very good one. 500 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,959 -Yes, a good one. -Very good wrestler. 501 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,315 So what's that, Greco-Roman or arena? 502 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,548 Don't answer that. 503 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,676 Greco-Roman. What's arena? 504 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,113 Arena is pro. 505 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,190 Do you think that Joe would run away 506 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,191 -to prove a point? -Oh, hold on now. 507 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,953 We don't know that they've run away. 508 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,951 I mean, there is absolutely no reason 509 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,439 that Patrick would run away. 510 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,589 Not for Patrick to run away, no. 511 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,794 -Okay. -You're right. 512 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,438 It's a classic kidnapping. 513 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,795 They took our children and the canned goods and pasta. 514 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,995 All right, look, I hate to admit it, 515 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,389 but Frank is right. Right now, we have to assume 516 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,311 that these are voluntary disappearances. 517 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,869 Wow. What do you know? 518 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:54,032 The police, always pushing their pig Irish agendas. 519 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,075 Whoa. 520 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,308 Mrs. Keenan, I assure you, 521 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,594 there is no other agenda 522 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,999 than to find your son right now. 523 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,956 No. The Irish are the blacks of Europe. 524 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,951 The blacks of Europe. 525 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,439 -Oh, my God. -Period. 526 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,839 -That's powerful stuff. -That's not... 527 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,239 Okay, wow. 528 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,071 Sweetheart, I'm Irish, okay? 529 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,911 We're under a lot of stress, Captain. 530 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,114 I'm sorry about... 531 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,429 You know Patrick was our only boy. 532 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,953 -"Is." -Did you know that? 533 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,598 -Yes, I do. -Did you? 534 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,828 I'm well aware. 535 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,115 Listen, according to the report, 536 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,759 $80 to $1 00 in food and housewares is missing. 537 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,355 From the Toy house, we are down a tool set, 538 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,238 grill utensils and about $240 in cash. 539 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,435 Now, I presume we're not pressing charges. 540 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,595 Frank, would you like to press charges against Joe? 541 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,274 Not at this time. 542 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,793 He took the Monopoly, too. 543 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,313 Obviously to spite me. 544 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,469 Maybe he just wanted 545 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,118 something to remember you by. 546 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,712 No way. 547 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,915 He hates that damn game. Did you see him the other night? 548 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,195 Well, he used to love it, you know, 549 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,918 when it was, like, the four of us. 550 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:03,037 You're kind of shitting on his memories, Dad. 551 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,156 Well, what am I supposed to do, Heather? 552 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,470 You know, if I died, he'd get over it in about six weeks. 553 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:12,758 Uh, sir, Chinese food is here, so I would like to actually... 554 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,637 How much? 555 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,278 Uh, it's $51. 556 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,679 $51? 557 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,477 What the hell did you order? Heather? 558 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,118 Don't look at me. I got dumplings. 559 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,189 I'm not even hungry. 560 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,872 Yeah, I actually ordered a... 561 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,440 a large portion of the shrimp with lobster sauce. 562 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,032 I figured it was pretty neutral. 563 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,519 We can eat it family-style. 564 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,839 -Neutral? -Mm-hmm. 565 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,034 Shrimp with lobster sauce? 566 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,155 Yeah. 567 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,878 I can't think 568 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,599 of a more marginal dish in any culture. 569 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,399 -Hi. -Hey. 570 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,278 What's your name? 571 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,872 My American name is Gary. 572 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,791 You ever have one of those days, Gary? 573 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,153 What kind of days? 574 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,798 The kind I'm having right now. 575 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,552 I don't know what kind of day you're having. 576 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,959 Where you feel like somebody 577 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,518 is pissing in your face all day long. 578 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,635 Is that good or bad? 579 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,468 -Bad. -Bad. 580 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,155 Gary, every time... 581 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,593 You see those wontons, Gary? 582 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,158 -You see the size of them? -Mm-hmm. 583 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,355 Those wontons are too big, my friend. 584 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,396 Everybody loves those. People ask us for the recipe. 585 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,072 We won't provide it. 586 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,957 It's part of our training-- how to deal with people 587 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,473 who want the recipe too bad. 588 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,072 -Oh? -We have a phrase we have to repeat. 589 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,071 -What is that? -"We won't provide it." 590 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,672 I can see the value of these now. 591 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,671 I can have the kids from the neighborhood come over 592 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,399 and bounce up and down on them at a fucking party. 593 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,436 -Oh, sarcasm, I get it. -It's like a bouncy house. 594 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,839 The poor man's wit. 595 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,751 My question for you, Gary, is: 596 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,469 How do you want me to eat these with my normal human mouth? 597 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,392 Do you want me to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda? 598 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,198 Should I put this in my belly and lay out in the sun 599 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,270 -for two months, digesting it? -Dad, enough! My God! 600 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,748 -Just pay the poor guy. -My God. Yeah, and maybe 601 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,398 you should get some forks in the house 602 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,119 so your dad doesn't have to unhinge his stupid jaw to... 603 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,758 We're done here, and for the record, your wontons 604 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,478 are way too big. Nobody can fucking eat those. 605 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,118 No, I can eat them; just give them to me. 606 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,839 -Good night, Gary. -I'd be very happy to eat those. 607 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,115 Your house has a bad vibe. 608 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,918 No more rice, no more pasta. 609 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,273 It's time to eat an honest meal. 610 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,793 Biaggio? 611 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,950 You and I will take to the trees. 612 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,032 Patrick, you, uh... 613 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,439 Yeah, yeah, I know. 614 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,193 I-I pick berries and apples and forage. 615 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,758 And it makes a lot of sense, yeah. 616 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,157 Oh, what? 617 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,038 You should be the hunter just because you're stronger? 618 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,155 Yeah. 619 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,556 Oh, don't... 620 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,913 don't drink the water. 621 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,638 Uh-uh, I shouldn't have done that. 622 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,914 I'm glad you came out, Biaggio. 623 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,399 I mean, this is... 624 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,072 this is our rite of passage, goddamn it. 625 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,399 Have you ever felt 626 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,960 this at one with... with yourself? 627 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,712 With your instincts, with nature? 628 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,711 This... 629 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,199 this masculine? 630 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,634 I don't know. 631 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,553 I don't really see myself as having a gender. 632 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,189 Is that a problem? 633 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,191 It's not great. 634 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,351 This way to the bison, my friend. 635 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,198 When you get up here, you can see a field of bison 636 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,794 majestically grazing. 637 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,518 Ooh, get your weapon ready. 638 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,511 Yeah. 639 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,509 Let's go, Biaggio. Come on. 640 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,714 No, but the... 641 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,790 the quarter dark is so good. 642 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,916 Boston Market, that's... 643 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,230 that's from our old life, 644 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,356 our weak life. 645 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,510 Wait here. 646 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,158 What will it attract-- scavengers? 647 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,878 Scavengers? Look at this. 648 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,199 Fit for a goddamn king. 649 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,430 Are there any bears in these woods? 650 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,159 Hope so. 651 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,958 A bear would feed us for a month. 652 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,393 Perhaps we can disillusion him. 653 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,833 A bear who doesn't believe in anything 654 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,035 will be easier to bring down. 655 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,753 I... I guess I agree with that. 656 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,194 Might be a little small. 657 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,680 One, two, three, four, five. 658 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,831 You have a tag on your pants. 659 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,915 Did you buy new clothes for this? 660 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,990 It comes like that-- it's the style. 661 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,233 Yes! 662 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,798 Okay, come on. 663 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,791 No, the swords. 664 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,314 We got it. 665 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,311 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 666 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,912 Oh, God, okay. 667 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,353 Flip, flip, flip the thing, 668 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,079 and I'll, uh... I'll take its life. 669 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,638 Strike it at its neck. Don't compromise the meat. 670 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,631 -I know, I know. -It may plead; don't listen. 671 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,200 -Be cold, clinical with the blade. -I will. 672 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,269 It may try to bargain-- this is natural. 673 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,269 -Just turn it! -Okay! 674 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,479 Yeah, I'm just surprised 675 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,710 you found a live chicken in these woods. 676 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,915 Yup, yes, sir. 677 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,359 That's amazing. 678 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:58,070 Biaggio, your corn pudding is to die for. 679 00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,638 I have to know the recipe. 680 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,278 Mmm. 681 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,871 Oh, God. 682 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,632 So smug. 683 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,359 Dude, food attracts mice. 684 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,588 And you know what mice attract? 685 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,431 -Stupid fucking questions? -No. 686 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,509 They attract snakes. 687 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,238 In Italian, the word for "snake" 688 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:21,151 means "the demon's cock." 689 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,355 -No, it doesn't. -There's a chance that it doesn't. 690 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,349 Whatever, dude. 691 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,157 From here on out, 692 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,197 all the food goes either in the fire or in the ground. 693 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,395 God, man, you're so doom and gloom 694 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,436 all the time. Just enjoy this. 695 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,998 It's not doom and gloom, bro. 696 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,958 I just found a copperhead skin two hours ago. 697 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,269 I read once that animals see fear as a color. 698 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,918 I thought you can't read. 699 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,911 No, I can read. 700 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,229 I can't cry. 701 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:49,277 Well, there you go. 702 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,591 Okay, we traced Joe and Patrick's cell phones 703 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,589 to this bus. 704 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,352 Savanovic, Dietzel, 705 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,749 check under the seats, see if the bathroom's locked. 706 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,875 This is an artist's projection 707 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,279 of what he might look like now. 708 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,429 The beard may be a little full. 709 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,192 They aren't here. 710 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,599 This is a waste of real time, Davis. 711 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,433 You can check under the bus if you want. 712 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,032 There's not a lot of air 713 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,031 that can make it under there, but... 714 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,315 Listen to me. Our son ran away about eight years ago. 715 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,276 -I'm sorry. Did he come back? -So, he came back? 716 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,637 -Well, it was a really hard time for us. -Uh, thank you. 717 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,596 Jesus, we don't need this right now, sir. Are you okay? 718 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,158 -Uh, what does he mean? -He doesn't mean anything. 719 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,752 -You need to lean on each other. -Sir. 720 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,876 -Oh, my God. -Get him back on the bus. 721 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,677 -Davis. -No, I don't want to get on the bus. 722 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,272 I'm a licensed therapist! 723 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,838 This is Joe's bag. 724 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,308 It's empty. 725 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,911 -That's Patrick's phone. -That's Joe's. 726 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,911 Some dude had a beeper? 727 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,148 That's dope. 728 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,355 W-Wait a minute. 729 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,634 What... what is that? 730 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,914 What does that mean? 731 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,831 It's a Monopoly piece. 732 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,070 My piece. 733 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,277 He's taunting me. 734 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,952 He's like the Zodiac Killer. 735 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,349 Okay, the worst thing you can do is hope right now. 736 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,793 I'm just letting you know. 737 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,271 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 738 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,794 We have to do this for real. Ready? 739 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,837 One, two... a-one, two, three, four! 740 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,432 Cheers. 741 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,479 We have water, shelter. We can put a balanced meal 742 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,552 on the table. I mean, we answer to no one. 743 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,074 We're men. 744 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,071 Just now? 745 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,559 Just happened? 746 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,391 Just happened, man. 747 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,391 You don't say. 748 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,755 All I'm saying is that if anything 749 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,876 was missing from all of this... 750 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,715 ...it'd be a woman's touch. 751 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,915 We have Biaggio. 752 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,559 Doesn't count. 753 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,230 -Right here. Hey, hey, hey. -Oh, what, what? 754 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,514 Hey. 755 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,476 -Hello. -Got to get my drink on. 756 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,596 Hi. Do you guys want anything? 757 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,113 Uh, I got a Titleist right here. 758 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,918 It's worth like $3.50, so if I could get 759 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,512 a Sun Chips and a beer and then 50 cents 760 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,953 in change, that would be fantastic. 761 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,793 Okay, well, we do not run on a barter system. 762 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,554 What the fuck is a "barger" system? 763 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,198 -Barter. -Barger? 764 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,156 When you use equal goods or services instead of cash. 765 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,673 So you admit that these are equal goods 766 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,908 -in your barger system. -Yeah, but we 767 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,194 do not run on a barter system. 768 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,428 That's not the point. 769 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,470 You're on the news, Joe. Your dad was on K-1 9. 770 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,072 Okay, please. 771 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,152 My dad is loving every second of this, okay? 772 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,469 No, Joe, I seriously doubt that. 773 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,879 So, uh... 774 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,234 ...does Patrick have a really big, crazy beard now, too? 775 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,515 Yeah, yeah, his is a little more serious than mine. 776 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,556 I have... I have thin hair. 777 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,959 You know, you have to groom it. 778 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,279 Oh, right. 779 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,953 Yeah, like Paul's sick-ass goatee? 780 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,996 Uh... 781 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,753 I guess you wouldn't have heard-- 782 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,194 Paul and I broke up. 783 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,872 Oh. 784 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,552 This isn't over, Kelly. 785 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,917 This isn't over, Kelly! 786 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,591 Uh... uh, no, I did not catch wind of that. 787 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,513 Um... 788 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:38,953 I'm sorry, though. 789 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:45,749 I, uh, came here actually to invite you to dinner. 790 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,797 Uh, sort of like a... a housewarming thing. 791 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,438 -If you want. -Yeah, obviously I want to, 792 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,192 but how do I... how do I get there? 793 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,428 Do I have to... 794 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,078 be blindfolded or something? 795 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,957 In all seriousness, it's of 796 00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,077 absolute vital importance that you not tell anyone, 797 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,116 -not bring anyone. No one. -Yes. 798 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,315 -This is life or death, Kelly. -Okay, okay, okay. 799 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,117 Okay. 800 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,872 Bitch. 801 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,871 Joe. 802 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,236 Dude. 803 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,958 Biaggio. 804 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,030 You're camouflaged horribly. 805 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,678 Dude! 806 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,954 Where's Joe? 807 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,313 What's up, man? 808 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,469 What's up? 809 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,879 Have you seen Joe? 810 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,155 No, I don't know where he is. 811 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,559 But where's Biaggio? 812 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,312 You're right... Oh, God. 813 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,679 Okay, fine, fine. 814 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,999 We bought a few chickens. 815 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,638 Less than 30, more than 25. 816 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,039 But the fact is Biaggio and I 817 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,837 have been hunting and getting 818 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,592 pretty goddamn dangerous out there. 819 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,238 This is hypocrisy. 820 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,754 Joe, listen to yourself. How can you sleep at night? 821 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,553 Look, I can deal with the fact 822 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,709 that the chickens were store-bought. 823 00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:43,994 Okay? I can. 824 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,638 But it really bothers me 825 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,790 that the loaded potato isn't Biaggio's recipe. 826 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,836 No. No, no, that actually really is. 827 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:53,515 I... I honestly have no idea where he's getting chives. 828 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,268 So, um, can I pass or...? 829 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,237 Judy keeps saying 830 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:05,595 that wherever they are, at least they have each other. 831 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,880 I guess that calms me down sometimes, you know? 832 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,875 I got to wonder whose idea it all was. 833 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,154 Yeah. 834 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,556 Wait, are you serious? 835 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,879 It could have been Patrick's idea. 836 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,233 No way. Oh, my gosh. 837 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,912 Joe is the one who drove them 838 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,399 to the movies when they were nine. 839 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,913 Remember? Only reason they got caught 840 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,956 is 'cause they went through a drive-through. 841 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,793 Sunfish. Damn it. 842 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,509 Joe is the one who tied Patrick's pet turtle to a kite. 843 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,397 Wanted to send him up into space. 844 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,954 I forgot about that. 845 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,029 Are you laughing? 846 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,758 Are you laughing at that? 847 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,830 It was... it was more of a laugh of admiration. 848 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,910 For the murder of a turtle? 849 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,229 The turtle died, then? 850 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:50,276 Yeah, the turtle died, Frank. 851 00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,589 I suppose that's a shame. 852 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,478 The problem is Joe's a mama's boy. 853 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,913 Clarissa was good for him. 854 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,433 She just let him be. 855 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,791 Something about his innate sense of menace 856 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,392 seemed to charm her. 857 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,715 Now it's just the two of us. 858 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:10,473 I-I'm afraid I broke him. 859 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,119 I mean, our sons did run away. 860 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,874 They don't... they don't want to be with us. 861 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,758 They don't want to live in our houses. 862 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:24,311 I guess maybe... we did do something wrong, you know? 863 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,675 What the heck? 864 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,033 Ah. 865 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,952 Patrick is the one who set up Bicycle Olympics 866 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,030 in my goddamn swimming pool. 867 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,999 That was a nice $1,300 repair job. 868 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,117 I never called you about that. 869 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,749 Thought we were having a moment just then, Frank. 870 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,354 And Bicycle Olympics was Joe's idea. 871 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,955 Goddamn it. 872 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,069 Joe, I love it here. 873 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:12,629 I want to spend the rest of my days with you. 874 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,234 That's an emotional fact for me. 875 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:17,754 Yes, but... 876 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,468 But I worry. 877 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,313 I can't keep my brain from worrying. 878 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,788 My... 879 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,756 my woman brain. 880 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,752 Ah, my sweet Kelly, 881 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,593 why should we let it ruin this moment? 882 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,839 Joe! 883 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,432 It's time to come home. 884 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,789 Leave us, Frank. 885 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,756 The forest is ours. 886 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,716 You're out of your depth. 887 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,280 You made a fool of me in front of the whole town, boy. 888 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,475 A harlequin. 889 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,552 He is a man grown, and his path is his own to choose. 890 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,073 Silence, land-trunt. 891 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,752 You win. 892 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,352 Perfect. 893 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,590 Joe. Hey, bro, we got company. 894 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,955 Lots of company. 895 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,757 Hi, brother. 896 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,313 All right. 897 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,474 This is so great, Joe. 898 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,920 Yo, bros, what did you guys do with this chicken? 899 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,512 Melts in your goddamn mouth, right? 900 00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,671 So, um, do you guys eat the same thing every night? 901 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,159 Yeah, a lot of chicken. 902 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,149 They're everywhere here. 903 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,479 -Right, Joe? -Oh. 904 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,913 All sorts of them. 905 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,353 Yeah, Patrick, um, 906 00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,873 he usually takes care of the gathering, 907 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,233 you know, berries, roots. 908 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:03,231 I take care of the meat and the protein. 909 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,832 And the shopping. 910 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,400 He's a great bargain hunter. 911 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,709 I do the hunting. 912 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:13,679 So, Biaggio, what do you do? 913 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,273 I met a dog the other day 914 00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:17,599 that taught me how to die. 915 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,715 Yeah, uh, Biaggio here, he's a... 916 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:22,994 he's a real renaissance man. 917 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,592 I have incredible focus. 918 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,716 You should see his hands. So quick. 919 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:28,836 This cat right here, he can snatch trout 920 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,034 right out of the goddamn stream. 921 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,029 Just... 922 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,234 Bullshit. 923 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,912 No, it's true. I've seen it. 924 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,910 I rest my case. 925 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,475 Did you take anything out? 926 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,630 No, he doesn't want your money. 927 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:47,959 He just does it for sport. 928 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,188 You know, um, 929 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,272 I picked those flowers myself. 930 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,316 Oh, yeah. They're really pretty. 931 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,351 So what is this all supposed to be? 932 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,112 This is the den. 933 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,553 Oh, this is the den. 934 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,754 How stupid of me. 935 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,677 Um, and that... 936 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,114 that is the master bedroom. 937 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,669 Wow. 938 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,716 This is really amazing, Joe. 939 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:28,998 I mean, I had no idea how talented you were. 940 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,592 I mean, of course, I suspected, but... 941 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,352 -Of course. Right. -Of course. 942 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:56,153 That's horrible. 943 00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,751 Yeah. Uh... 944 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:05,712 Vicki's making eyes at you, man. 945 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,872 Go talk to her. Look at her. 946 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,438 She's so into it. 947 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,876 There's no point in me talking to her anyways. 948 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,110 Why not? 949 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,111 Joe... 950 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,791 I'm gay. 951 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:24,918 Are you sure? Um... 952 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,877 Yes. 953 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,872 My lungs fill up with fluid every time the seasons change. 954 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,831 That's not being gay, Biaggio. 955 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,637 What? 956 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,676 I'm pretty sure that's cystic fibrosis. 957 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,159 Oh. 958 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,991 Biaggio, I don't know why 959 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,833 you're smiling-- cystic fibrosis is not a walk in the park. 960 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,398 It's actually a very serious medical... 961 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,517 Hey, what-what about Kelly? 962 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,717 She's just doing what... all girls do. 963 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,039 You know? 964 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,190 Pretending like she doesn't care. 965 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,475 Playing hard to get. I don't know. 966 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,911 Oh, man. 967 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,431 Hey. 968 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,839 Patrick? 969 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,910 -Yeah? -Can you sleep? 970 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,558 Um... yeah. 971 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,632 Well, do you want to go for a walk or something? 972 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,154 'Cause I can't sleep. 973 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,355 -Sure. -Okay. 974 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,794 Hey, Joe? 975 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,748 Joe, we're leaving. 976 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,751 Are you awake? 977 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,678 Biaggio! 978 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,317 Jesus Christ, dude. 979 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,437 Stay above the surface where I could see you, okay? 980 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,354 Um... Look, I'm gonna go for a walk. 981 00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,112 Don't wait up. 982 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,715 You should try not to think about them so much. 983 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,075 Yeah, uh... 984 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,436 I'm sorry I'm not more fun to be around right now. 985 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,356 Call me with anything. 986 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,590 Okay? Anything. I'm not far. 987 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,750 Yeah. Thanks. 988 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,554 Take care, Colin. 989 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,551 Have fun with... singing. 990 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,154 Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much. 991 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,718 Um, I'm actually part of a... 992 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:52,269 a cappella band called Mmm. 993 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:53,633 So long. 994 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,278 Uh, we're actually, uh, performing 995 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,556 12-part harmony to, uh, "And the Band Played On." 996 00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,391 -Good night. -Do you know the song? 997 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,868 Uh, I'll just do the chorus, then, just real fast. 998 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,154 Oh, babe, I don't think it's... 999 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,957 Casey would waltz 1000 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,315 With the strawberry blonde 1001 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,390 And the band 1002 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,198 -Played on -Thank you. 1003 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,634 He'd glide cross the floor with the girl 1004 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,915 He adored, and the 1005 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,480 Band played on 1006 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,198 Great. 1007 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,953 His brain was so loaded 1008 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,518 It nearly 1009 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,238 -Exploded -Still going. 1010 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:32,518 The poor girl would shake with alarm 1011 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,034 He'd never leave the girl with the 1012 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,110 Strawberry curls 1013 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,872 And the 1014 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,154 Band 1015 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,718 Played... 1016 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:44,837 -On... -Okay. Oh, babe. 1017 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,070 Babe. 1018 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,355 I think I may never get an erection again. 1019 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,918 Dad! Jesus! 1020 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,878 Well... I mean... 1021 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,952 Uh, it was good seeing you again. 1022 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,155 All right, drive safe. 1023 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,549 Aw, come on. 1024 01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,751 Come on, honey, he just... 1025 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,751 serenaded me-- I can't pretend 1026 01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,796 -that's acceptable. -Right. 1027 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,155 Thanks for giving it the old college try. 1028 01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,798 I appreciate it. I got to go. 1029 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,279 Shit, I'm sorry. 1030 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,434 Heather. 1031 01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:22,993 I'm not a bastard, am I? 1032 01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,752 No, Dad, a bastard would make everyone around him miserable 1033 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,830 just 'cause he is. 1034 01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,917 Hey. 1035 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,751 Hey, uh, we... 1036 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,591 You do your thing. Just... 1037 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,319 I'll see you kids... 1038 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,357 back at the house. 1039 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,598 Look... don't worry. 1040 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,272 He could never be mad at you. 1041 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,793 You guys are like brothers. 1042 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,837 This is different. 1043 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,434 This is way different. 1044 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,237 Did this work? 1045 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:25,832 Running away? 1046 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,400 I mean, are you really happy out here? 1047 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,197 Yeah. You know, I'm just... 1048 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,668 I'm happy to be wherever my parents are not. 1049 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,518 Ah... 1050 01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:58,717 Is anything better than a good stogie, Biaggio? 1051 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,119 Being in a situation 1052 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,872 where it's easier to lie 1053 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,836 but you choose to tell the truth. 1054 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,518 Hmm. 1055 01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,556 Guess that is better. 1056 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:12,757 Okay, I will trade you B&O Railroad 1057 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,079 for both your utilities. 1058 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,269 And this "Get Out of Jail Free" card. 1059 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,872 Deal. 1060 01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,598 Deal. That's a good deal. 1061 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,477 That's a good trade. 1062 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:24,833 What? 1063 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,193 Yeah. 1064 01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,077 All four railroads for the utilities 1065 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:34,398 Savvy. 1066 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,232 Oh, look at that-- 1067 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:40,753 "Free Parking." 1068 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:43,553 You know what? 1069 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,120 I think I'm gonna buy some more houses. 1070 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,839 How many is "more"? 1071 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,432 Give me a second. 1072 01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,670 Actually... 1073 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:55,752 Biaggio, I will give you Baltic, 1074 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,830 Park Place and both my greens 1075 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:01,150 -for both your oranges. -I want $1,000. 1076 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,594 -I'll give you $50. -Okay. 1077 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,751 Pleasure doing business with you. 1078 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:10,478 You just went from $1,000 to $50? 1079 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:11,913 The men... are talking. 1080 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,115 Yes, Patrick, the men are talking. 1081 01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:16,031 Realtor, could I please get 1082 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:19,157 -three hotels? -Oh, yeah, sure. On what? 1083 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,515 Orange. What I just bought. 1084 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,589 There you go, property manager. 1085 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,438 What's up, Joe? 1086 01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,749 Nothing's up. 1087 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:46,194 It's your roll. 1088 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:52,113 Look, Joe, if I roll a six, an eight or a nine, 1089 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,918 things are gonna get very bad in here. 1090 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,514 I don't know what to tell you, buddy. 1091 01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,318 Just think of all the other numbers in the world. 1092 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:03,437 Is everything okay with you guys? 1093 01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:06,000 Yeah. 1094 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,275 We're golden. 1095 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,718 What was that play, Joe?! 1096 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,757 -Jesus! It is a game! -That was the lowest, 1097 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,955 shittiest, dickhead move I've ever seen. 1098 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,428 Second lowest. 1099 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,032 Wow. 1100 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,759 No one was ever trying to hurt you, Joe. 1101 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,069 It was never about you! 1102 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:35,752 We just... It just happened! 1103 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:37,432 -Get over it! -I'm over it! 1104 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:38,714 The bitch wants you, then she's 1105 01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:40,039 not good enough for me anyway! 1106 01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:41,951 Who the fuck are you, Mary J. Blige? 1107 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:44,076 -Jesus Christ! -Joe, I... 1108 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,718 Shut up, Kelly! All right? 1109 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,473 Everything was fine until you came into the picture. 1110 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,233 You're like... Jesus, you're like a cancer! 1111 01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:58,872 Uh... 1112 01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:00,711 I'm gonna go. 1113 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,630 What was that, Joe? 1114 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,791 You know what? Go be with her. 1115 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:16,633 Go hang with Kelly and your goddamn mother. 1116 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:19,916 I don't... Joe, I don't want to go. 1117 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,831 Joe, I want to stay here. 1118 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:24,559 -You want to stay here? -This is the most fun I've ever had. 1119 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,312 We built this house together! 1120 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,470 -Go be with her, man, hmm? -Joe, I don't want to go. 1121 01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,948 -Get out of here, man! -Come on, man, I didn't... 1122 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,153 Come on! 1123 01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:21,076 I'll get the tools. 1124 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,877 We'll fix it. 1125 01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:25,599 Leave me alone, Biaggio. 1126 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,309 What do you mean? 1127 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,630 I'm saying I want to be alone. 1128 01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:36,279 Go away. 1129 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:39,033 Don't mince words with me, Joe. 1130 01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,474 We've been through too much. 1131 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:44,597 Just leave. 1132 01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:17,511 Kelly! 1133 01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:21,035 Kelly. 1134 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,758 I didn't mean for any of this to happen. 1135 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,557 I didn't want to come between friends. 1136 01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,232 I've just... I've... 1137 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,113 No! 1138 01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:53,232 Damn it! 1139 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,553 God...! 1140 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,069 Fuck! 1141 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,036 We didn't want to wake you. 1142 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:37,029 Yeah. 1143 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,474 Welcome home, Patrick. 1144 01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:51,434 Stop. 1145 01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:53,556 Yep. 1146 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,994 Glad you're back. 1147 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:02,997 The report says this boy was with him the whole week. 1148 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,831 He's given us nothing so far. 1149 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:06,558 He has a contempt for the law 1150 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:09,199 I've never seen in a minor. 1151 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,430 Look at him. He won't sit down. 1152 01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:13,510 He won't deflate the room. 1153 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,909 It's actually quite sophisticated. 1154 01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,997 This kid is in my head. 1155 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,918 If you need to leave, Sergeant, there's no shame in it. 1156 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,636 Yeah, maybe just to... 1157 01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,995 splash a bit of cold water on my face. 1158 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:57,632 There is shame in it, but please leave anyway. 1159 01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:02,751 Oh, God. 1160 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,352 And Patrick? 1161 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,635 He says he hasn't seen Joe 1162 01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,108 since they split up. 1163 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,589 No. 1164 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,716 It stays on. 1165 01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:44,672 Oh, my God. 1166 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:46,432 Dude! 1167 01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,715 Hey! 1168 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:53,870 Dude, this is my spot, man! You're ruining my spot! 1169 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,791 I thought you said you'd never been here before. 1170 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,074 I haven't. 1171 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,274 Freak. 1172 01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,396 -I'm sorry. -Come on. 1173 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,994 I got another spot. 1174 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:18,475 No fear! 1175 01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:29,911 Sorry. 1176 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:36,199 We were just... hungry. 1177 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,430 I guess we were all just hungry. 1178 01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,714 Sorry I yelled. 1179 01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:53,959 Goddamn it. 1180 01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:19,279 "Save the heart and liver if you wish 1181 01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:22,955 and cut from rectum to collar bone." 1182 01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,276 Well, anyway, if you guys 1183 01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:21,316 are going to go hunting, you're going to need these. 1184 01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:24,551 Uh, they're masks that you wear on the back of your head 1185 01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:26,437 to keep the animals away from you. 1186 01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:28,829 To keep them from stalking you, essentially. 1187 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:32,635 This is yours-- on the back of your head. 1188 01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:34,710 This one supposed to be me? 1189 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,716 Yeah. 1190 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:53,989 Hello? 1191 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,238 Whoa. 1192 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,356 Whoa. 1193 01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,437 On now to the story which has captivated 1194 01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:40,668 much of Tottenville County. 1195 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,636 Where is Joseph Toy? 1196 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:46,030 It's been more than four weeks since the 1 5-year-old left home. 1197 01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:47,871 Toy's friend Patrick Keenan 1198 01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,394 returned home safely this past Tuesday 1199 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:53,790 with his family calling it, quote, "a miracle." 1200 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:57,156 Keenan claims he hasn't seen Toy in weeks. 1201 01:16:57,160 --> 01:17:00,311 Toy is described as approximately five-foot-seven, 1202 01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:02,709 with straight brown hair and blue eyes. 1203 01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:06,110 Anyone with information regarding Joseph Toy should call 1204 01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:08,350 the Tottenville County Sheriff's Department. 1205 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:12,353 Coming up: Could caffeine lead to longer, stronger... 1206 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:18,676 Sure. 1207 01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:20,352 Every man has. 1208 01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:26,350 Well, there's good quitting and bad quitting, Biaggio. 1209 01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:28,920 Quit drinking soda: good quitting. 1210 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:32,276 I quit law school: bad quitting. 1211 01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:33,872 Do you see? 1212 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:41,276 You should never quit on a friend, son. 1213 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,197 Of course you would. 1214 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,395 Yeah, okay. That's what I thought. 1215 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:06,671 I-I don't eat cookies. 1216 01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,159 I'm sorry to bother you. 1217 01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:10,151 I, uh... 1218 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:17,110 I can take you to Joe. 1219 01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:32,308 Joe? 1220 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,788 -Dad? -Joe! 1221 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,756 -Dad! Dad, don't come in here! -Are you all right? 1222 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,830 -Joe, Joe, I'm not going to hurt you. -Joe, I'm so sorry. 1223 01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:40,796 Seriously, do not come in. There's a snake. 1224 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,028 Whoa. 1225 01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:43,712 What do I do? 1226 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,109 Kelly... Iook at me. 1227 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:50,396 Be cool, all right? 1228 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,277 Be calm. 1229 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:54,032 -Be still. -Whoa. 1230 01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:56,349 -Do not move. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1231 01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:59,033 It can sense fear, all right? 1232 01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:01,190 Don't move. 1233 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:02,599 -No, no, no! -Easy, easy. 1234 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,909 Joe! Joe, don't be an idiot! 1235 01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:09,673 Be calm. 1236 01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,228 That's good. 1237 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:16,673 What the hell is that? 1238 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,792 Biaggio? 1239 01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:23,111 Infamata. 1240 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:42,716 -Oh, God. -Oh, my living Christ. 1241 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,434 Holy shit. 1242 01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:59,551 Oh... 1243 01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:00,788 Joe, no! No, no, Joe! 1244 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,518 Fuck you, snake! 1245 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:04,476 He's awake. 1246 01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:06,391 -You're okay. -Did it get me, man? 1247 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:08,755 -Yeah, a little bit. Um... -Small bite. -Okay. 1248 01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:10,591 Dad, take the head and the body 1249 01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:12,670 and bury them in two separate holes, do you understand? 1250 01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:13,954 The venom will attract other snakes. 1251 01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:15,393 Okay. 1252 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,913 -Dad, now! -Okay. 1253 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:18,638 Can you not just, like, suck it out of him? 1254 01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,198 The venom has already entered his bloodstream. 1255 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,918 Okay, we got to get him out of here. 1256 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,592 -Oh! Oh! -My God. 1257 01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,352 Maybe that's good. Maybe that's good. 1258 01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:28,878 Dad, can you bring the car up? 1259 01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:30,108 Yeah, I'll just... I'll carry it, I guess, 1260 01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:31,473 or fly it over the forest. 1261 01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:33,675 No, I can't bring the car up here! 1262 01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:35,352 Your jokes are not funny right now! 1263 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,271 Guys, stop yelling! This isn't helping anything! 1264 01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:39,350 -He's getting worse. -Oh, my God, he's really letting it go. 1265 01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:41,476 -You're pissing yourself, kid. -Guys, he is burning up. 1266 01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:42,549 We need to get him out of here. 1267 01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:44,073 You up for a little walk, buddy? 1268 01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:45,559 All right, look, you two, run up ahead, 1269 01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:47,039 pull the car up as close as you can 1270 01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:48,519 to the mouth of the woods. 1271 01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:50,431 -You know how to put it in gear? -Fuck, yeah. 1272 01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:52,396 Watch your mouth. Good, good. Let's go! Let's go! Move! 1273 01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:53,879 Come here. 1274 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,909 Did you have asparagus? 1275 01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:28,832 Hang on. 1276 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,079 Uh... try these. 1277 01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:30,917 So... 1278 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:34,037 you honestly believe that you saw Heaven? 1279 01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:35,712 Yes. 1280 01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:37,312 There were many demons. 1281 01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:40,793 But I'm better now. 1282 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:42,358 Stronger. 1283 01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:46,035 If I had to do it over, I'd get bitten again. 1284 01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:50,278 I know you would, Biaggio. 1285 01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,271 You're a good friend. 1286 01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:53,952 Remember when I said, 1287 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:57,157 "If I had to do it over, I'd get bitten again"? 1288 01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:58,912 You... you just said that. 1289 01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:02,873 I was wrong. 1290 01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,394 I would never do that again. 1291 01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:17,751 Joe. 1292 01:24:19,440 --> 01:24:21,237 I... 1293 01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:25,313 I, um, got this for you from the gift shop. 1294 01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:29,108 Uh, it has an eagle on it, the snake's natural enemy. 1295 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:35,917 "You're miles above the rest." 1296 01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:40,355 I-I guess they didn't have one that said, uh, 1297 01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:42,271 "You saved me from an agonizing death 1298 01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:44,032 by rapid blood oxygenation." 1299 01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:47,112 Uh, they did; just no envelopes. 1300 01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:51,959 Look, Joe, just... 1301 01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:54,599 just because we're not dating 1302 01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:57,990 doesn't mean that I don't care about you at all. 1303 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:00,230 We didn't even know if you were dead or not. 1304 01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:01,719 You know? 1305 01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:06,792 I would give you a hug or something, but I don't know, 1306 01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:09,268 maybe you don't want to be anywhere near me. 1307 01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:12,550 No. 1308 01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,630 A hug can work. 1309 01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:21,552 Hey. 1310 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:22,993 Is he okay? 1311 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,718 Uh, yeah. 1312 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:26,790 Biaggio is in there. 1313 01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:36,953 Okay. 1314 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,911 Okay. 1315 01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:57,433 See you, bro. 1316 01:25:57,440 --> 01:25:58,919 So, who's this Kelly? 1317 01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:02,674 Is that Patrick's girlfriend? 1318 01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:04,272 Yep. 1319 01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:06,032 Looking that way. 1320 01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:08,998 She looks like a real heartbreaker. 1321 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:13,511 Yes. 1322 01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:19,668 You were very good, Joe. 1323 01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:21,910 In the woods, before. 1324 01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:24,752 Good? 1325 01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:26,079 Yeah. 1326 01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:27,718 You were very good. 1327 01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:32,317 I was really proud of you. 1328 01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:36,674 Thanks. 1329 01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:38,750 Guess I'm a man now, huh? 1330 01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:42,954 You're getting there, bud. 1331 01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:45,030 No need to rush. 1332 01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,598 Stroke alert. 1333 01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,477 Fifth floor, building B. 1334 01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:49,879 Room 514. 1335 01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:55,312 So, uh... 1336 01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:58,596 how are things between you and Carol? 1337 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,431 Carol? 1338 01:27:00,440 --> 01:27:02,351 You're referring to the spider woman 1339 01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:03,634 I found in the gutter? 1340 01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:05,232 That you found in the gutter, yes. 1341 01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:07,196 -That's the one. -The same. One and the same. 1342 01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:08,713 Things, uh... things are actually 1343 01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:10,950 cooled down between Carol and me. 1344 01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:12,188 It's baffling. 1345 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:13,872 Just... I can't quite 1346 01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:16,553 pinpoint the exact moment when everything went south. 1347 01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:21,872 -Yeah. -It's a puzzle. 1348 01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:23,518 Sorry about that one. 1349 01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:26,836 It's okay. 1350 01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:28,717 It wouldn't have worked anyway. 1351 01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:30,278 She didn't... 1352 01:27:32,760 --> 01:27:33,988 I don't know, she... 1353 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,309 she didn't make me nervous. 1354 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:39,517 Not like your mom did, anyway. 1355 01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,875 And you need that. 1356 01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:48,277 Mm-hmm. 1357 01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:54,954 I know. I know. 1358 01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:54,758 What's going on over there? 1359 01:28:57,280 --> 01:28:59,271 Patrick's just being an idiot. 1360 01:29:00,305 --> 01:29:06,605 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org