1 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:32,365 This is so beautiful. 2 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,451 You know it, Gary. 3 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,079 Look at her. 4 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,548 Do you know what I would like to do? 5 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,550 Shower with them. 6 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:55,138 Then bang! We hit the city, baby, dead on. 7 00:00:56,348 --> 00:01:00,226 For little drinks, a little nightlife, a little dancing. 8 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,352 Dancing. 9 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:04,522 We throw a huge party, I mean, huge party. 10 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:08,568 Everybody's invited, women everywhere. 11 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:11,821 All these girls, they're all there. 12 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,198 Naked bodies everywhere. Gary. 13 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:15,742 They all know my name. Gary. 14 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:16,868 What? 15 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:19,996 Nobody likes us. Nobody. 16 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,624 Why are you messing with the fantasy? 17 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,043 We know about the reality. 18 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,337 Don't ruin the fantasy, okay? 19 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,258 And then, we're a hit, man. 20 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,427 We're popular. We're revered. 21 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,888 Man, we're studs. 22 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:42,185 When the smoke clears, right, 23 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,355 those two dames 24 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:50,985 fall amazingly, completely and totally in love with us, Wyatt. 25 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,863 Check it out. 26 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:58,493 Yo! Check this out. 27 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:20,097 Look, we're sorry about... 28 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,561 His insane ambition to create life. 29 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,897 Where'd your parents go, anyway? 30 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,523 Cincinnati. 31 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,026 They're meeting the guy that my sister wants to marry. 32 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,280 Chloe? Who the hell would marry Chloe? 33 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,699 He's studying to be a vet. 34 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,577 Try not to make a mess in there, Gary. 35 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,245 The maid doesn't come till Monday. 36 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,413 You know, I don't understand something, Wyatt. 37 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,248 How come all of a sudden your parents trust you, man? 38 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,083 They never let you do shit before. 39 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,460 Chet's coming home from college 40 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,337 for the weekend. They trust him. 41 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,922 He's in charge. 42 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,466 Chet? Shit! 43 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:21,260 You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. 44 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,179 I really wish that you told me this 45 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,555 before I agreed to sleep over. 46 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,349 You know how I feel about Chet. 47 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,892 I mean, how do you put up with that guy? 48 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,186 If I don't, he beats the shit out of me. 49 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,229 It's a habit he picked up in military school. 50 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,481 I mean, how do you put up with that putz? 51 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,484 What can I say, Gary? He's very protective of me. 52 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,235 Nice relationship. 53 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,197 There you have his mad dream. 54 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:47,036 Look! There's nothing to fear. 55 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:53,376 Look, no blood, no decay, just a few stitches. 56 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,795 Go on. Fix the electrodes. 57 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,923 You'll have plenty to be afraid of before the night's over. 58 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,592 The storm will be magnificent. 59 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:04,595 All the electrical secrets of heaven. 60 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,224 And this time we're ready. Hey, Fritz? 61 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,268 Let's have one final test. Throw the switches. 62 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:19,276 Here in this machine, I have discovered the great ray 63 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:22,363 that first brought life into the world. 64 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,949 And, look, here's the final touch. 65 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:31,455 The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. 66 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:36,127 The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made 67 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,087 with my own hands. 68 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,339 You know, that's not a bad idea. 69 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,507 What? 70 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,509 In 15 minutes, the storm should be at its height. 71 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,094 Making a girl. 72 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,975 Actually making a girl. 73 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,645 Just like Frankenstein, 74 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,564 except cuter. 75 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,357 Nobody must come here! 76 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,443 Don't touch it! 77 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,028 I'm sorry, Doctor. 78 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,321 You're serious. 79 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:05,656 Yes. 80 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,286 Look me in the eyes. 81 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,288 Do I look serious? 82 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:13,873 You're crazy! 83 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,708 Crazy, am I? 84 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,502 We'll see whether I'm crazy or not. 85 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,672 Gary Wallace, that's absolutely gross. 86 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:22,757 That's sick. 87 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,426 I'm not digging up dead girls. It's... 88 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:31,849 No, I'm not talking about digging up a dead girl, Wyatt. 89 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,100 I'm talking about your system, idiot. 90 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,685 Your computer. 91 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,021 Okay, look, you know how you're always talking about 92 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,900 how you can simulate all that stuff on your computer? You know? 93 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,903 What's the difference? Why can't we simulate a girl? 94 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:47,114 I don't know. I guess I could, but why? 95 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,908 It's two-dimensional on the screen. 96 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,951 It's not flesh and blood, Gary. 97 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,120 I know that, but, you know, we can use it, Wyatt. 98 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,246 We can ask it questions. 99 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:57,583 We can put it in real-life sexual situations and see how it reacts. 100 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,377 Like real sick, demented shit. You'd love it. 101 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:03,464 Well, what about your girl in Canada? 102 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,675 She lives in Canada. This girl has no morals. 103 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,260 You know, I don't like that in a girl. 104 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,096 It's rough having those kind of relationships. You'll see. 105 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,598 Anyway, get to work. 106 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,522 Very nice. 107 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:28,114 Hold it, Wyatt. I mean, if there's one thing I know, it's female stats. 108 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,782 I mean, anything bigger than a handful, 109 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,117 you're risking a sprained tongue. 110 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,701 You know, and... 111 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,537 Yeah. Yeah. 112 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:37,706 Perfect. 113 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,000 Okay. Now what? 114 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,379 Should we give her a brain? 115 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,631 Yeah. We can play chess with her. 116 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:46,882 Chess? 117 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,426 Just give her a brain, okay? 118 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:01,772 Okay, that's about all we can do with my stuff. 119 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:05,109 I can't believe this shit. I can't believe this. 120 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,361 Did you get a free toaster with this, too? 121 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,780 Gary, it's smarter than you, okay? 122 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:12,158 The problem is, this is a lame idea, okay? 123 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,160 It's not a lame idea. The problem is your computer's a wimp 124 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,995 and we need a lot more power than this. That's the problem. 125 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,329 What do you suggest? 126 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,085 We have code penetration, we have program entry. 127 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,921 I repeat, we have code penetration, we have program entry. 128 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,932 Activate lang trace. 129 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,888 We're in. 130 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,890 We're in trouble, Gary. 131 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,059 This is highly illegal. 132 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:23,187 Well, you need more input. We got to fill this thing up with data. 133 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,940 We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. 134 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,817 I want her to live, I want her to breathe. 135 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,986 I want her to aerobicize. 136 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,191 It's live! All Dave, all night! 137 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:15,197 We know what you need only right here on Dave TV! 138 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,535 Look at this. It's moving, it's working. It's doing itself. 139 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,995 It's working by itself. 140 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,057 Gary... 141 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,063 By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? 142 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,149 Ceremonial. 143 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,993 You ready? Yeah. 144 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,369 Let's go. 145 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,248 Turn it off! 146 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,958 It is off! 147 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,965 Hang up the phone! 148 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:25,893 Wyatt, what's going on? 149 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,269 I don't know! 150 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,354 Well, unplug it! 151 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,563 Okay! 152 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,194 Oh, shit! 153 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,334 No! It was a birthday present! 154 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,173 Oh, shit! 155 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,676 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 156 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,261 Oh, shit! 157 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,055 We got to get this thing out of your house! 158 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,723 You get it out! It was your idea! 159 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,892 This is all your fault! 160 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,102 Hit the lights out! You get it out! 161 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,311 You get it out! 162 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,979 I'll get it out! 163 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,966 Shit! 164 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,582 One, two, three. 165 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,212 She's alive. Alive! 166 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,012 So, 167 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,891 what would you little maniacs like to do first? 168 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,564 You guys created me. 169 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,816 I didn't come from anywhere. 170 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,402 Before you started messing around with your computer, 171 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,279 I didn't even exist. 172 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,450 By the way, 173 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,660 you did an excellent job. 174 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,078 Thank you. 175 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,626 Hello? 176 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,590 Showering's real fun, isn't it? 177 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,265 If we're going to have any kind of fun together, 178 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,019 you guys had better loosen up. 179 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,694 What are we going to do with her? 180 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,530 Look, 181 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,032 we'll just go with the situation, okay? 182 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,700 And I'm sure by Sunday, you'll think of something. 183 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,662 You're a very bright guy. I have a lot of faith in you, okay? 184 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,038 All right? 185 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,581 I'm just being practical. 186 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,084 Well, I know you are, okay? And I appreciate it. 187 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,418 Let's go. 188 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,255 What are we going to do about this mess? 189 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,174 Wyatt, you'll have plenty of time to clean up tomorrow, okay? 190 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:47,844 Okay, but don't get any b.o. On Chet's suit, or he'd kill me. 191 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,516 Where are we going, anyway? 192 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,059 I don't know. She said we're going to go downtown and... 193 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,562 Oh, my God! Whose stuff is this? 194 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,813 Is that your suit? Wait, is this yours? 195 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,897 Oh, shit. 196 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,107 Holy shit. Gary, I don't know what's going... 197 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,400 Why? What's going on here? I don't know. 198 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,901 What is going on here? Gary, I don't know! 199 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,111 I don't know what's going on here! 200 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,529 Gary, you look good, though, all right? 201 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,905 Yeah? Yeah. 202 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,247 So, did you steal this car? 203 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,416 No, I didn't steal the car. 204 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,167 How'd you get it? 205 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,504 I can get anything I want. 206 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,631 And right now, I want to party. 207 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:25,799 Party? 208 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,469 Yeah, and you better think up a name for me, too. 209 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,430 What name do you want? 210 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,600 You guys created me, you think of a name for me. 211 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,226 How about Lisa? 212 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,603 Why Lisa? 213 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,439 Why not? 214 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,275 He used to like a girl named Lisa. 215 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,319 Oh, yeah? Old girlfriend? 216 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,738 She kicked him in the nuts. 217 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,616 Will you shut up? 218 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,909 Look, Gary, it wasn't your fault. 219 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,077 All you said was hello to her. 220 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,246 Yeah, look, Wyatt, shut up! 221 00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,000 Hey, guys, I like Lisa. 222 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,335 That'll do just fine. 223 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,548 Okay, you guys ready to rock? 224 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,300 Ready. Ready. 225 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,242 Lisa? 226 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,827 Yeah? 227 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,747 I don't think we belong here. 228 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,583 Don't be silly. It's a public place. 229 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,589 Look, I'm sure we'd both love to stay, 230 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,007 but we're not 21, so I think we're gonna... 231 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:52,469 You're 21. 232 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:59,142 Well, maybe you'd feel better if you just got out there and mingled. 233 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,103 We don't mingle, okay? 234 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,107 Well, maybe you'd be comfortable if I invited all these people 235 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,443 back to your house and we could all mingle there. 236 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,405 We'll mingle. We'll mingle. 237 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,744 Hi, dudes. 238 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,133 Well, goddamn! 239 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,721 You know, listening to this blues music reminds me 240 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:39,182 of my own trials and tribulations as a young guy and... 241 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,935 You know, my folks, they really, really dump on me. 242 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,562 They really do. 243 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:47,441 So, you guys get along with your parents? 244 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:53,155 I guess you guys moved out by now, though, huh? 245 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,034 What's this, sir? 246 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,369 Drink it. 247 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,250 Well, that's a very sweet thought of both you gentlemen, 248 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,169 but I really don't... 249 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,631 Until now. 250 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,597 See you guys in the emergency room. 251 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,682 Hello, pretty lady. 252 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,225 Tell me something. 253 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:26,146 What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? 254 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,190 It's purely sexual. 255 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,817 No shit. 256 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,361 She's into malakas, Dino. 257 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,826 She's into malakes! Do you believe that? 258 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,876 You can say that again! 259 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:09,731 Fats, man, let me tell you my story, man. 260 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,983 Last year, 261 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,654 I was insane for this crazy little 8th-grade bitch. 262 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,322 Okay? Crazy insane? 263 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,990 Insane? Crazy? 264 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,368 I was nuts for the woman, man. 265 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:24,579 Now you gotta believe me, I'm telling the truth here. 266 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,997 I'm speaking to you. 267 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,000 I mean, I was nuts for the girl. 268 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,670 And what did it to me was these big titties she had. 269 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,047 For a 13-year-old girl, man. 270 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,340 She wouldn't have had to worry about 271 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,008 no titties for the rest of her life, boy. 272 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,845 You know she was set and she was looking good. 273 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,555 That's the truth, baby. 274 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,682 I called her every night for, like, a month. 275 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,725 I'm not talking the bullshit man. 276 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,853 Every damn night? 277 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,688 Every night, Mitch. I ain't playing with you. 278 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,565 On the telephone? 279 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,777 What's this boy talking about, on the telephone, man? 280 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,863 Explain it to him. 281 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,906 Goddamn. We know there's a telephone, boy. 282 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,616 What the hell he think I'm doing? 283 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,201 But he hung up on her. 284 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:04,744 Oh, you didn't hang up on her! 285 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,288 The chick with those big, big titties? 286 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,331 I hung up on the bitch. 287 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,166 Now here's the capper. 288 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,710 You know what the bitch did to me? 289 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:12,794 Lay it on me. 290 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,213 Check this shit out. Listen to what she did to me. 291 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:16,756 She... She kneed you in the nuts 292 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,884 and called him faggot in front of everybody. 293 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:19,968 No. She did what? 294 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,219 Bitch kneed your nuts? 295 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:22,679 Bitch kneed my nuts! 296 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,056 Bitch. I'm not playing with you. I ain't teasing, man. 297 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,433 In the family jewels? 298 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,018 In the family jewels, man. 299 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,269 Worse pain there is. 300 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,021 Broke my heart in two. 301 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,315 She broke more than your heart. 302 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,066 You're right there, baby. 303 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,068 You can forget that other one. 304 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,446 You got this fine jewel sitting right over here by you. 305 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,530 Yeah. 306 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,574 Ain't that the truth, baby? 307 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,409 That's the plain truth! 308 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,952 There he goes. 309 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,332 Party's over. 310 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,833 Party's over, said the girl. 311 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,209 Okay, I'm gonna get out of here. 312 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:56,212 I got money for you right here. $50 for you. 313 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,010 I got $500 that boy won't make it... 314 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,970 I bet he's gonna make it. 315 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,850 Baby, you know I love you 316 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,483 You know, I really shouldn't be driving. 317 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:21,613 Hey, listen, I appreciate it. You know, I really just don't feel like driving. 318 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,658 Okay, forget it. I'll drive. Give me the keys! 319 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,534 Give me the keys! 320 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,995 Is he going to be all right? 321 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,415 I don't know. I warned him about that Blind Dog bourbon. 322 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,502 Hey, he don't even have his license, Lisa. 323 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,421 He's not lying. I don't even have a learner's permit. 324 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,966 Hey, let's scout another party, man. 325 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,678 What are you gonna tell Chet about me? 326 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,096 Nothing. 327 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,389 Nothing? 328 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,016 That's not very realistic, Wyatt. 329 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:53,937 Look, I don't know. I'm just trying to concentrate on the road. 330 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,272 You better concentrate a little harder. 331 00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,525 You're about to run a red light. 332 00:21:58,609 --> 00:21:59,901 Oh, shit! 333 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,454 I hate that boy! I always hated that shit! 334 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:14,374 I never listen to it! I hate this car! I hate it! 335 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,917 Are you okay? 336 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,629 Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass. 337 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:22,007 But other than that, I'm perfect. 338 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,260 You better think of what you're going to do about Chet. 339 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,512 He's one serious idiot. 340 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,098 You're stewed, butt wad! 341 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,351 Who, me? 342 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:35,270 Know what time it is? 343 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,647 2:00? 344 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,733 Time to pay the fiddler. 345 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:50,118 I was kind of counting on you to be human about this. 346 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,960 Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. 347 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:02,130 I'm telling Mom and Dad everything. 348 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,967 I'm even considering making up some shit. 349 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,305 All right, Chet. Name your price. 350 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,060 $175 and zero cents, cash. 351 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:19,314 New bills, crisp and clean, in my wallet by 7:00 a.m. 352 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,150 Thank you. 353 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:25,320 Hey, what are big brothers for? 354 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,531 See you upstairs. 355 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,367 I don't need you. 356 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:37,582 Come on. 357 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:40,752 The boozehounds return. 358 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,004 What a joke! 359 00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:44,798 Hi, girls. 360 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,520 Feeling kind of queasy? 361 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:04,609 How about a nice greasy pork sandwich 362 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,195 served in a dirty ashtray? 363 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,375 He pukes, you die. 364 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,795 He's not laughing at you, Chet. It's just... 365 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,672 Yes, I am. 366 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,090 Did you tell Chet about the... 367 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,466 Did he tell you about the woman we made tonight? 368 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,468 He's obviously had it. You know, Chet. 369 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:31,970 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 370 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,263 No shit. 371 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,223 No shit, Chet. No shit. 372 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:39,602 You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue. 373 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,229 You're right. You are absolutely right. 374 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:45,066 You're absolutely right, Chet, absolutely right. What? 375 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,068 Come on. 376 00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:00,456 Cold-blooded shit he did. 377 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,250 He's an asshole. Look at his haircut. 378 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,794 Anybody with a haircut like that you know is an asshole. 379 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:25,732 Lisa. 380 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:29,944 Where are you? 381 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,199 I'm right behind you. 382 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,287 Surprise! 383 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,172 I'm not going to hurt you, you silly thing. 384 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,256 I mean, your lips. 385 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:52,091 They feel like rigor mortis has set in. 386 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,593 Why don't you try and relax a little bit? 387 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:55,470 I'm only kissing you. 388 00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:00,391 I wasn't expecting you to kiss me. I mean, I was just... 389 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:01,851 I wasn't... 390 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,656 That was better. 391 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,701 Want to try it again? 392 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:23,164 If you don't mind. I mean, yes, please, ma'am. 393 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,810 You sure you're only 15? 394 00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:46,854 I'll be 16 in June. 395 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:49,816 You made me. 396 00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,068 You control me. 397 00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,868 What's on your mind? What are you thinking about, huh? 398 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:05,206 Women's gymnastics. 399 00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:09,210 Well, I don't know. I'll do my best. 400 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:11,796 Good. 401 00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:53,713 Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, where were you? 402 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,465 I'm right here, Gary. 403 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,133 Wyatt, what happened? 404 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,885 I don't know. 405 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,928 I think it was a dream. 406 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:04,724 What? 407 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:07,018 Everything. Last night, Lisa. 408 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,187 The whole thing, it had to be a dream. 409 00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:11,189 It can't be a dream, Wyatt. 410 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:12,732 We were both in it. 411 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,485 How can two people have the same dream? 412 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,780 There's no other explanation. It had to be a dream. 413 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:22,909 Wait, let's analyze this. All right, in your dream, 414 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:26,204 did I get up in the middle of the night and yak in your sink? 415 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:29,707 Didn't throw up. No. Nothing. You didn't see anything. 416 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:31,959 Maybe it was a dream, you know. 417 00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,837 A very weird, 418 00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:41,761 bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. 419 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,473 Maybe we have malaria. 420 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,350 Shit. 421 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:58,653 Gary! Wyatt! Breakfast! 422 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,075 Look, I don't have the kind of bucks 423 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,202 it would take to pay Chet off about this. 424 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,995 Yo, Wyatt! Coffee! 425 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,499 You can't live in fear of Chet for the rest of your life. 426 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,709 Why not? Just please... 427 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:17,463 I don't know, Wyatt. 428 00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:20,633 I mean, it's seriously affecting your sex life. 429 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:24,679 Ten seconds into my gymnastics routine, you passed out. 430 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,180 You slept. 431 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,766 I did my toes. 432 00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:31,602 By the way, you're very cute. 433 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:34,355 We'll try it again some other time, okay? 434 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,902 Good morning, turd brain. 435 00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:41,279 Hi, Chet. 436 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,035 You spit in this? 437 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,455 Not that I'm aware of, no. 438 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,666 Hey, that looks pretty good. 439 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:02,049 Now make yourself one, dick weed. 440 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,600 I like your panties. 441 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:14,687 It's a joke, Chet. You know, it's all... 442 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,397 That's not a joke! 443 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,858 That is a severe behavioral disorder. 444 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,194 Those are women's underpants! 445 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:25,531 I mean, the next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head. 446 00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:29,202 The old man's going to have a stroke on this one for sure. 447 00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:32,330 All right, Chet. How much? 448 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:33,664 How much? 449 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,876 This goes way beyond payment, pal. 450 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,920 Come on, Chet. Please? 451 00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,173 Well... 452 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:47,261 Your VCR should cover it. 453 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,804 For openers. 454 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,224 Thank you. 455 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:54,644 For Christ's sakes, will you cover yourself? 456 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:18,209 You guys looking for something for your mom? 457 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,964 I really don't think so, Sue. 458 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:28,010 You guys have girlfriends? 459 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:31,222 You know, Sue, one does really not refer 460 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,891 to a 23-year-old woman as a girlfriend. 461 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:36,894 - Mistress, Gar. - Mistress. 462 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:37,979 Lover. Lover. 463 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,272 Sex. Sexpot. 464 00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:41,440 She's a sexpot is what she is. 465 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:44,318 You guys are the ones that got beat up 466 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,654 at the homecoming game, right? 467 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:55,288 Susan, do you think you could wrap up a bottle of this scent for me? 468 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:57,164 Cause it's... I like this. 469 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,749 Two. 470 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,960 And why don't you set yourself up with one of them, too. 471 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:03,921 Set yourself up. That's three scents, please. 472 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,008 If you were a 15-year-old boy, 473 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,344 would these turn you on? 474 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,473 I think so, too. I'll take them. 475 00:32:22,316 --> 00:32:24,650 Do you have a bra to match that? 476 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:27,945 Something in leather or rubber, or barb wire? 477 00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,739 Give me a break. 478 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,493 Check it out. Check it out. 479 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:35,703 What? 480 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,959 Five bucks? 481 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,294 Finsky. 482 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,591 Max, what are you going to do? 483 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,055 You know what, Gar, 484 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,807 for the first time in my life, 485 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,976 I don't feel like a total dick. 486 00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:00,645 Yeah, me either. 487 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:13,324 Sorry, boys. 488 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,950 Momentary loss of motor, nerds. 489 00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:16,285 You guys getting tired of this? We're not. 490 00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:18,412 But I'll tell you one thing, there is a cure. 491 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,165 Rumor has it there's a big white sale going on. 492 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:23,334 At Towel World! Towel World! 493 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,671 We're not impressed. No. 494 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,513 Can I have some of that, please? 495 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,934 You know I'm getting really bored of their shit. 496 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,227 Well, do you want to dump them? 497 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:42,812 I don't know. 498 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:44,772 Well, we have been with them three months. 499 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,524 We've been to all the parties. We've met all the people. 500 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:47,858 We won't go to any more parties 501 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,193 and we won't meet any more people. 502 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,445 We'll go into a social coma. 503 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:53,864 Sorry. Sorry. 504 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,366 We're sorry. 505 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,368 Want to give them another chance? 506 00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:58,536 Okay. 507 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:01,539 Will you forgive us? Please. 508 00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:03,499 Oh, you guys. 509 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,627 What are we gonna do with you? 510 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,496 Excuse me. Get out of my way. 511 00:34:43,165 --> 00:34:45,082 We got her, we got her, we got her. 512 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:56,343 Hey! 513 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:03,851 Hey. 514 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:05,895 Hi. 515 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,607 That's lan. 516 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:11,150 This is Max. 517 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,360 We call him Mad Max. 518 00:35:15,197 --> 00:35:16,739 We saw you on the escalator. 519 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:17,948 Yeah. 520 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,452 Yeah, you were looking at us, right? 521 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:22,703 Yeah. 522 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,377 So what are you doing? 523 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,797 Nothing. I'm waiting for my ride. 524 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:50,648 Lis, come on, hon. We're running late. 525 00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:52,983 Honey, move. 526 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:54,819 Speak to you later. 527 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,665 She likes the rough stuff. 528 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:09,750 What can I do, you know? 529 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:18,133 By the way, there's a party tonight at Wyatt's house. 530 00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:22,054 You can find his name in the students' directory under Donnelly. 531 00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:24,265 Pass the word around. 532 00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:29,770 Party? 533 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:39,280 Don't ask. 534 00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:43,617 Wyatt, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're 40 535 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:45,786 if you don't learn to relax. 536 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:48,414 Have you tried inversion boots? 537 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:52,251 Lisa, you don't understand my parents. 538 00:36:53,587 --> 00:36:55,337 What's there to understand? 539 00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:57,047 They're oppressive, meddlesome, 540 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,883 difficult, demanding and totally bizarre. 541 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,801 I mean, they're normal parents. 542 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,637 Now stop worrying and go and get dressed. 543 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:07,099 Lisa, I created you. 544 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,935 Why do you do insist on doing things I don't want? 545 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,605 Honey buns, you want to party so badly, you could bottle it. 546 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:15,024 I mean, you and Gary, you want friends, you want popularity, 547 00:37:15,108 --> 00:37:16,901 you want all that stuff, right? 548 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:19,737 Well, I thought about it, sure, but... 549 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,365 So I'm giving it to you. 550 00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:26,952 Thank you, really, thank you. 551 00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:29,914 But I don't want it in my house. 552 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,790 If you want to be a party animal, 553 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:33,417 you have to learn to live in the jungle. 554 00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:36,045 Now stop worrying and go and get dressed. 555 00:37:36,129 --> 00:37:38,422 I'm going to go and pick up Gary. 556 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,050 I can't wait to meet his parents. 557 00:37:49,351 --> 00:37:51,644 Do you go to Gary's school? 558 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:56,857 Do I look like I'm in high school? 559 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:57,942 No. 560 00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:02,112 Well, what it is, Dad, she's a foreign exchange student, you know. 561 00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:04,239 And they have, like, a different educational system 562 00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:05,616 happening around the world. 563 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,242 You look very 564 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,162 mature. 565 00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:12,957 Doesn't she? That's funny you say that 'cause 566 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:14,291 I was thinking the same thing. 567 00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:16,210 And what happened was that... 568 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,837 So what do you do for a living, Al? 569 00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:21,256 I'm an independent businessman. 570 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:25,386 Al... Dad. My dad's a plumber. And he's into plumbing. 571 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,222 And, well, I guess you plumb, right, Dad? 572 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,808 Yeah. 573 00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:34,186 Yeah, well, I think it's time to go. 574 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,312 You ready? 575 00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:37,064 Where do you think you're going? 576 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,066 To a party. To a movie. 577 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,069 Movie party is what it is, folks. 578 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,404 We're going to a movie party. 579 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:44,571 Such a little liar. 580 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,657 No. I've whipped up this nasty little soiree 581 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:48,492 over at his friend Wyatt's house. 582 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:49,576 Soir what? 583 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,538 Soiree, honey. I think that means party. 584 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:54,707 Party. 585 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,251 You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock and roll, 586 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,503 chips, dips, chains, whips... 587 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,839 You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. 588 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:05,676 I mean, I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples 589 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,511 or witchcraft or anything like that. 590 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:10,597 No, no, no. No, just a couple of hundred kids 591 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:14,309 running around in their underwear acting like complete animals. 592 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,854 All right, God damn it! I've heard enough! 593 00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:19,398 Gary, you get to your room! Yes, sir! 594 00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:22,484 No, it's okay. Just sit here. I'll take care of this. 595 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:26,864 Girlie, you get the hell out of here before I throw you out. 596 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:28,824 Don't threaten me, Al! 597 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,036 You're out of shape. I'll kick your ass. 598 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:35,289 I'm going to make this real easy for you. 599 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:39,710 I'm taking Gary to a party. 600 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:41,795 Over my dead body. 601 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:45,674 He's a good kid. He studies hard. 602 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:47,509 You've got no complaints. 603 00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:50,763 If anybody should be bitching, it should be Gary. 604 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:53,390 You ever compliment him on his grades? 605 00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:55,476 You ever compliment him on anything? 606 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,270 Hey! Hey! Look, Ma, compliments embarrass me. 607 00:39:58,354 --> 00:39:59,563 You know. Dad, you know. 608 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,273 Shut up! Shut up! 609 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,360 Have you ever wondered how sad it is 610 00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:08,322 that your son's only sexual outlet 611 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:11,533 is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom? 612 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,827 Oh, Gary! 613 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,538 Ma, I never tossed off to anything! 614 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:19,041 You told me you were combing your hair! 615 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,751 But I was! I was! Mom! 616 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,419 Mom! I've never... Gary, shut up! 617 00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:24,254 Water's running all day. 618 00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:25,547 Shut up! 619 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:28,258 I've never tossed off! I've never tossed off! 620 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,094 And you wouldn't tell your own mother! 621 00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:31,595 Shut up! 622 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,806 Shut up! Shut up! 623 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:39,228 This guy deserves a party. 624 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,439 Look, I don't know who you are, 625 00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:45,984 what you are, or where you came from, 626 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,363 but I'm not taking any more of this. 627 00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:53,867 Dial the police, Lucy. Dial the damn police and give me the phone. 628 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,954 The phone. I'm going to get the... 629 00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:01,375 Give me the phone. I'm trying to... Well, here it is. 630 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:11,093 God. Oh, Christ. 631 00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,012 Oh, Lord God. 632 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:22,396 Go ahead... 633 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:24,898 Make your day? 634 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,657 I'm really sorry it has to come to this. 635 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:35,200 Come to what? 636 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:39,413 If you don't cheer up, I'll blow your face off. 637 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:54,803 Oh, come on, don't be such an old lady. Everything's cool. 638 00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:56,763 Everything's cool! Everything's cool. 639 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,849 Yeah, yeah. My dad's going to castrate me. 640 00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:01,018 And my mother almost had, like, a cardiac arrest. 641 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,352 My parents are never going to let me in the house, 642 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,896 and if they do, I'll be grounded till I'm 45. 643 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:05,063 But other than that, everything's great. 644 00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:06,231 Everything's just really cool. 645 00:42:06,316 --> 00:42:09,276 I mean, you know, I mean, couldn't be better. 646 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:12,446 Listen, trust me for once, will you? 647 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:16,617 They don't know what happened. 648 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:23,874 Did you think Gary was acting a little strangely this evening? 649 00:42:26,002 --> 00:42:27,127 Gary? 650 00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:30,130 Who's Gary? 651 00:42:35,011 --> 00:42:37,596 Lisa, you have to promise me 652 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,307 that things aren't going to get out of control. 653 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:43,936 Wyatt, don't worry. You're just having a few friends over. 654 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,480 I don't have any friends, Lisa. 655 00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:48,148 He doesn't. 656 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,401 Boy ain't lying. 657 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:54,947 You do now. 658 00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:04,998 Hi. 659 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:07,042 Hi! 660 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,252 Party! 661 00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:10,087 Party! Party! Party! Party! 662 00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:11,755 Party! Party! Party! Party! 663 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:14,424 Party! Party! Party! 664 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:15,717 Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! 665 00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:44,204 How you doing? 666 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,540 Where's the bar? Bar! 667 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:52,713 Do you think they'll embarrass us tonight? 668 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:55,799 Yeah. 669 00:44:01,389 --> 00:44:02,681 Caviar? 670 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:06,351 If Max and lan see her, it is all over for us. 671 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:09,688 How's your stomach? 672 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,606 It's a little better. 673 00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:15,068 If you're going to float an air biscuit, let me know, okay? 674 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,695 Float a what? 675 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,405 If you're going to fart, if you're going to squeeze cheese, 676 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:20,490 let me know, okay? I'll hit the fan. 677 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:23,410 I'm sorry, Gary. It's just I suffer pain and discomfort 678 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:26,079 due to occasional stomach upset. 679 00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:29,374 You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. 680 00:44:29,459 --> 00:44:30,459 I mean, all we ever do is sit around 681 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:31,585 and talk about how great it would be 682 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,003 if we went to parties, right? And... 683 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:34,046 And now it's our party, 684 00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:35,797 and there are hundreds of people here having a great time, 685 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:37,674 and we're in the john. We're in the john. 686 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:39,551 I can't believe it. 687 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:41,345 Gary, you're just as uptight as I am, all right? 688 00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:44,222 Let me tell you something. Nobody can be as uptight as you, okay? 689 00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:46,308 Nobody. Your middle name is tense, okay? 690 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,018 Wyatt "Tense Up" Donnelly. 691 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:49,686 All right, this is true. This is true. 692 00:44:49,771 --> 00:44:50,854 It's true. 693 00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:52,105 But... 694 00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:55,942 It's not that bad. I mean, we can hear the music. 695 00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,111 This is great. We can dance. So that's great. 696 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,739 If we put our noses to the door, maybe we can smell the food. 697 00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:02,074 Hey, brother! 698 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:04,326 What's happening, my main man? 699 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:05,952 Right on! 700 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:07,579 Scotch. 701 00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,164 Straight up? 702 00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:10,832 Give me the whole bottle. 703 00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:15,587 Tell you what. You bend over and I'll shove it straight up your ass. 704 00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:18,632 On the rocks is fine. 705 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:24,012 Yeah, that's what I thought you were gonna say. 706 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:38,610 There she is. 707 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:40,570 You deal with the drinks. I'll kill the girls. 708 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:56,920 I wonder if Lisa's having a good time. 709 00:45:57,004 --> 00:46:00,590 Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt. 710 00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:03,677 You know, the thing that really galls me 711 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:08,140 is that she's ours and we can't get close to her. 712 00:46:10,852 --> 00:46:12,310 Hit the fan. 713 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,941 This is, like, the best party I've ever been to. 714 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,734 I know. It's great! 715 00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:22,779 Do you know whose house this is? 716 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,656 I don't know. I think it might be 717 00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:27,159 that girl with the English accent. 718 00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:29,244 Did you notice that girl doesn't have a zit 719 00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:31,079 on her whole body? Did you notice that? 720 00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:33,039 I know. She has, like, zero fat. 721 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:34,583 And she's so relaxed. 722 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:36,877 She burped and it was, like, charming. Charming. 723 00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:38,003 Yeah. 724 00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:40,714 Shit. 725 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:44,217 Yeah. The bathroom. 726 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:53,477 Ladies. Hi. 727 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,728 Hi. Hi. 728 00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:58,398 I can't believe you! I cannot... 729 00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:01,109 You're dropping wolf bait and there are chicks outside! 730 00:47:01,194 --> 00:47:04,654 Light a match or something. Light a fire, I don't know. 731 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:08,658 Hi. Hi. 732 00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:10,118 Hi. 733 00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:12,370 We're sorry. We thought there were just girls in there. 734 00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:13,497 I'm sorry. 735 00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:15,790 It's just us dudes. You know. 736 00:47:16,209 --> 00:47:18,210 What are you doing here? 737 00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:20,712 Gary was just taking a shit. 738 00:47:21,214 --> 00:47:22,923 No, what I meant was... 739 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,886 No, no, what I meant was, what are you doing at the party? 740 00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:29,679 Oh, it's my house. 741 00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:31,515 This is your party? 742 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:34,267 Yeah, well, you know, we like to do this about once a week. 743 00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:35,560 You know, throw little gatherings here. Really? 744 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:36,770 Yeah, little get-togethers. That kind of thing. 745 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:38,688 Haven't you guys been by? Or... 746 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:39,773 No. 747 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:41,358 How the heck did we miss these two, Wyatt? 748 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:43,860 I don't know. So many people, so many parties. 749 00:47:43,945 --> 00:47:45,946 So many people, you know, and so many parties. 750 00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:48,240 You know, you lose track and... 751 00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:51,952 Would you mind if I came in and checked my face? 752 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:54,120 What's wrong with your face? 753 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,290 Can we come in? 754 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,834 Come on in. Sure, yeah. Okay. Be our guests. 755 00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,294 Thanks, guys. 756 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:02,712 Come on in. 757 00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:06,258 Well... 758 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,135 We've seen you guys at school, but we've never met. 759 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,387 You're Hilly. You're Deb. 760 00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:11,596 How you doing? Deb. 761 00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:13,473 You're Deb. Hi. I'm Gary. I'm Wyatt. 762 00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:14,641 Hi, Gary. 763 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:17,143 Well, what have you guys been doing? 764 00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:21,856 This is a wild crowd. I didn't know you guys had so many friends. 765 00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:24,442 Yeah, neither did we. Neither did we. 766 00:48:26,112 --> 00:48:27,571 Who's the girl with the accent? 767 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,322 I thought that this was her party, but I... 768 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:33,493 You mean the real sensuous, exotic, sexy, mature, sex symbol type? 769 00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:34,995 Yeah. Yeah. 770 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,163 She's with us. 771 00:48:37,707 --> 00:48:39,457 She's with you guys? 772 00:48:40,543 --> 00:48:42,460 Come on, Lisa. Why not? 773 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:46,965 Because I belong to Gary and Wyatt. 774 00:48:47,883 --> 00:48:51,636 Belong? What? They make you in the garage with power tools? 775 00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:55,223 They own you? Control you? Seriously. 776 00:48:56,017 --> 00:48:57,267 Seriously. 777 00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,852 They're toads. 778 00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:01,730 Do I look like I'd go out with two toads? 779 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,941 You do. It's true. 780 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,569 I think Gary and Wyatt are gonna force 781 00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:09,988 everyone to redefine their terms. 782 00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:14,242 And you're completely loyal to them? 783 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:17,746 I do whatever they say. 784 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:30,425 Hi. 785 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,556 Could you excuse us for a minute, please? 786 00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:38,975 That's no problem. Yeah, we'll be in here. 787 00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:41,394 Yeah, that's where we'll... Yeah. 788 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:50,570 Okay, fine. 789 00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:56,701 I could be wrong, but I think these ladies are stoked for us, Wyatt. 790 00:49:56,786 --> 00:49:58,119 I got that feeling myself. 791 00:49:58,204 --> 00:49:59,371 What do we do? I don't know. 792 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:00,955 Should we go for it? What about Lisa? 793 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,165 She did say we should party. 794 00:50:02,249 --> 00:50:03,792 Look, let's get it on with these two, score points 795 00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:05,418 and go back to Lisa. This is like a dream come true. 796 00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:07,337 How about if we see if we can score the points with these two 797 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:08,505 and deal with them in case we can't later. 798 00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:09,589 Sounds good. 799 00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:10,882 But whatever happens, gotta give Lisa a shot. 800 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:12,050 I don't want to hurt her feelings. 801 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:14,594 I think the girls are looking for a long, lean bone job from me. 802 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:15,845 Ready to party down? 10-4. 803 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,722 Let's break. Break. 804 00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:31,361 Those guys are weird, but they're kind of cute. 805 00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,196 Hi. Hi. 806 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,824 And where did you two disappear to? 807 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:40,120 Nowhere. We were in the kitchen. We were in the bathroom. 808 00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:42,789 Eating. Doing our hair. 809 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,500 Have you met Gary and Wyatt? 810 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,001 Yeah. No. 811 00:50:47,962 --> 00:50:49,212 Sort of. 812 00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:53,049 If you get the chance, 813 00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:54,718 shower with them. 814 00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:55,969 I did. 815 00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:58,054 It's a mind scrambler! 816 00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:00,890 Hurts so good. 817 00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:08,314 She took a shower with them. 818 00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:11,276 I have a wonderful idea, Henry. 819 00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:15,572 After dinner, why don't we stop by and visit with Wyatt. 820 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:19,284 I hate to think of his being alone at home tonight. 821 00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:21,828 Doesn't he have anything to read? 822 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,747 Well, I don't know, dear, 823 00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:27,250 but you know nothing's more important to a teenage boy 824 00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:29,210 than his grandparents. 825 00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:31,588 We'll drop by. Oh, good. 826 00:51:45,561 --> 00:51:50,523 I'd like to open up by apologizing for the ICEE today at the mall. 827 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:52,776 It was very immature. And I'm sorry. 828 00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:56,446 And... It was just, like, tomfoolery. 829 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,698 But we are sorry. 830 00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:00,325 It happened. 831 00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:01,534 Yeah. 832 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:03,870 So what's the deal with Lisa? 833 00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:06,080 You know, can we borrow her? 834 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,166 We can't do that, guys. 835 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:10,668 You know, because common decency prohibits us. We can't. 836 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:12,170 It's not that cool. 837 00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:14,714 Well, she said it was cool. Yeah. 838 00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:18,551 We can't take advantage of her loyalties. Sorry, guys. 839 00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:21,554 Man, but that's really selfish. That hurts, you know. 840 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:22,889 Lan... 841 00:52:23,516 --> 00:52:25,767 Just forget it, guys, 'cause we can't do it, you know? 842 00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:28,603 Come on. Quit being such pricks. 843 00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:29,813 Hey, come on. 844 00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:32,148 Regardless of what she may have told you, 845 00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:34,317 our feelings for Lisa run very deep. 846 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:36,903 It's, like, emotions. Heavy, heavy emotions. 847 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:39,906 Our feelings for Deb and Hilly run as deep as yours do for Lisa. 848 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:41,407 And it's respect. 849 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,785 It's like the time we spend together, you know. 850 00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,746 And a couple of guys like you deserve them. 851 00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:50,124 See, we like your style. So we want to make a deal with you. 852 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:51,793 You let us have a crack at Lisa 853 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:54,712 and then we'll let you have Deb and Hilly. 854 00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:58,967 Can you guys keep a secret? 855 00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:00,927 Sure. Secret? 856 00:53:01,554 --> 00:53:04,430 Look again. It's Gary. No, no. 857 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,558 It's our boy, Gary. 858 00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:09,602 He's our 16-year-old boy. 859 00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:12,480 I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Lucy. 860 00:53:12,565 --> 00:53:14,607 And I want you to shut up. 861 00:53:15,568 --> 00:53:19,153 I feel like an asshole. This had better work. 862 00:53:19,238 --> 00:53:20,947 This is just the blueprint. Okay, now look. 863 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,073 You like it? 864 00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:23,950 Bigger tits. Bigger tits. 865 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,368 Go, go, go, go! 866 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:28,037 Give him the knee shooters. I don't care. 867 00:53:29,582 --> 00:53:32,083 We have code penetration again. 868 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:34,460 What the hell's going on in here? 869 00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:41,217 Excuse me, Arthur. 870 00:53:41,302 --> 00:53:43,386 It's Art. Excuse me, Art. 871 00:53:58,193 --> 00:53:59,485 Oh, shit. 872 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,919 Where's Eddie? 873 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:18,796 Eddie's down in the lab. He and Grandpa are working on a new project. 874 00:54:18,881 --> 00:54:20,590 Another invention? 875 00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:24,344 It has something to do with a robot. 876 00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:39,734 Wyatt, what's going on? 877 00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:41,444 Turn this thing off! 878 00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:43,571 You're going to love it! How you doing? 879 00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:45,949 I'm shitting in my pants! 880 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:06,946 It worked. 881 00:56:25,132 --> 00:56:27,383 You had to be big shots, didn't you? 882 00:56:27,468 --> 00:56:29,218 You had to show off. 883 00:56:30,471 --> 00:56:33,097 When are you going to learn people will like you for what you are, 884 00:56:33,182 --> 00:56:35,391 not for what you can give them. 885 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,604 In your race for power and glory, 886 00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,690 you forgot one small detail. 887 00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:46,235 We forgot to hook up the doll. 888 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,529 You forgot to hook up the doll. 889 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,241 Something's going on here, Carmen. 890 00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:36,661 I have a feeling we're not going to approve, Henry. 891 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:41,040 A missile! A missile! 892 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:44,210 A missile in my house, Gary! 893 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,464 Yeah, this puppy's for real, all right. 894 00:57:48,549 --> 00:57:50,716 It was an accident. Simple, you know... 895 00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:53,010 Accident, my ass, Gary! 896 00:57:53,095 --> 00:57:54,303 My parents are coming home. 897 00:57:54,388 --> 00:57:55,513 Chet's coming home. 898 00:57:55,597 --> 00:57:57,557 They're going to freak out! 899 00:57:57,641 --> 00:57:59,142 They're gonna shit egg rolls. 900 00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:01,853 Get out! Get out! Scat! 901 00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:04,564 Out of here, you disgusting tramps! 902 00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:06,816 You, you, you hosers! 903 00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:08,776 Out! Out! Out! 904 00:58:08,861 --> 00:58:11,112 My God, cut that out, would you? 905 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:13,489 You ought to know better than to walk into somebody's house 906 00:58:13,574 --> 00:58:15,867 and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat. 907 00:58:15,951 --> 00:58:18,077 This is my daughter's home. 908 00:58:18,162 --> 00:58:19,704 Who the hell are you? 909 00:58:19,788 --> 00:58:23,499 Well, I'm a very dear, close personal friend of your grandson's. 910 00:58:23,584 --> 00:58:25,501 Henry, call the police. 911 00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:28,754 I will. I'll have you incarcerated. 912 00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:30,756 Here's the deal, folks. 913 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:34,260 Gary and Wyatt, they created me on their computer. 914 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:38,306 I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney. 915 00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:41,601 He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney. 916 00:58:42,144 --> 00:58:45,271 Would you mind waiting here? I won't be a moment. 917 00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:49,609 Have you ever? 918 00:58:50,611 --> 00:58:51,777 Never. 919 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:56,282 Excuse me, guys. Wyatt, your grandparents are downstairs. 920 00:58:56,491 --> 00:58:58,159 Okay. Thanks, Lis. 921 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,040 Lisa! Yes? 922 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:06,167 Where are my grandparents? 923 00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:09,962 Wyatt, your kitchen is blue. You want to try one? 924 00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,881 Where are my grandparents, Lisa? 925 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:14,300 They're all taken care of. Okay? 926 00:59:21,183 --> 00:59:23,434 You're going to love this one. 927 00:59:29,358 --> 00:59:30,566 Are they all right? 928 00:59:30,651 --> 00:59:31,943 They're fine. 929 00:59:32,027 --> 00:59:34,487 In fact, they're better than fine. 930 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:36,822 They're not aging anymore. 931 00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:38,991 See? They're smiling. 932 00:59:40,661 --> 00:59:43,246 Lisa, if any more of his relatives drop by, 933 00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:46,082 we'll be upstairs in the bathroom, okay? 934 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:48,167 That's pretty sick, Lis. 935 00:59:48,627 --> 00:59:52,004 Those guys really need some self-confidence. 936 00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:54,757 A challenge. 937 00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:58,594 Something that'll bring out their inner strength and courage. 938 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:05,351 I'm so bloody clever. 939 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,064 Now! 940 01:00:58,739 --> 01:01:00,489 This Bud's for you. 941 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:09,832 This party's lame, Max. 942 01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:11,709 What about the girls? 943 01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:14,420 Girls, shmirls. 944 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:38,652 Lisa! What's going on? 945 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:01,300 Gary! Gary! 946 01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:03,636 Gary, listen to me. 947 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,138 There are motorcycles in my house! 948 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:10,518 Wyatt, there are killer mutants in your house, okay? 949 01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:32,832 Screw the house. Screw the house. 950 01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:14,290 Guys, you have uninvited guests. 951 01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:16,333 I think you better come out and ask them to leave. 952 01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:17,835 They're getting pretty rowdy. 953 01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:27,219 This is an excellent chance for you to prove your bravery and courage. 954 01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:29,180 Those are outdated concepts, all right? 955 01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:30,598 Excuse us. 956 01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:34,018 Don't let John Wayne hear you say that. 957 01:03:34,102 --> 01:03:36,228 The man is dead, Lisa, okay? 958 01:03:37,898 --> 01:03:40,608 Well, so are you if you don't deal with this situation. 959 01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:45,070 No, thanks. No, thanks. 960 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,367 Gary, do you feel like a chicken? 961 01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:54,205 Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now, I would. 962 01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:58,417 Well, what about all these people? 963 01:03:58,502 --> 01:04:00,669 Will they think we're cowards? 964 01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,130 I don't know. 965 01:04:03,215 --> 01:04:06,008 Look, we can deal with shame, okay? Death is a much deeper issue. 966 01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:34,537 We're going to get you guys some drinks. 967 01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:36,205 You look like a Scotch man. You want some... 968 01:04:36,289 --> 01:04:38,040 We're gonna get some stuff. 969 01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:42,711 Is this your party? 970 01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:48,175 Well, kind of. 971 01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:50,678 I don't know if you can call it a party. 972 01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:52,763 It's just a few friends. 973 01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:54,306 How come 974 01:04:55,642 --> 01:05:01,146 two unpopular dicks like you is having a party? 975 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:04,733 I don't know. I mean, I guess I was just asking myself 976 01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:06,110 that very question. And unlike dicks, 977 01:05:06,194 --> 01:05:07,236 sometimes do the weirdest things. 978 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,445 Look, we're very sorry. We're... 979 01:05:08,488 --> 01:05:11,991 I don't know. How would you like all your friends here 980 01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:18,080 to know that you wear a bra on your heads? 981 01:05:26,298 --> 01:05:29,341 Tossed off into any good books lately, have we? 982 01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:37,683 You two can't even take a shower 983 01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:41,061 with a beautiful woman 984 01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:44,690 without wearing your jeans! 985 01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:54,241 You! 986 01:05:55,493 --> 01:05:56,869 Come here! 987 01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:00,372 Now! 988 01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:20,976 Prepare to die, Wyatt. 989 01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:22,978 Gary, I can't wait to die. 990 01:06:23,063 --> 01:06:24,146 We are gonna kick... 991 01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:25,522 Ass. 992 01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:28,609 Okay. This is war. 993 01:06:28,693 --> 01:06:32,655 Hands off the girls. Let's leave the girls out of this. Hands off. 994 01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:36,742 I said hands off! Now! 995 01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:49,880 Why don't you shut up, bitch? 996 01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:58,681 And as for your ugly ass, let me tell you something. 997 01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:02,351 You don't come into my friend's house with your faggot friends, 998 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:04,853 driving your motorbikes all over his floors, 999 01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:07,272 breaking windows, making a mess, stinking up the place. 1000 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,566 And believe me, you do stink. 1001 01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:16,073 And here's what's going to happen. 1002 01:07:16,157 --> 01:07:17,908 You're going to let go of the girls 1003 01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:21,161 and you're going to apologize to all these people. 1004 01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:22,996 And you're going to get on your bikes 1005 01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:25,290 and pedal your ugly asses out of here. 1006 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:32,923 So now, we're gentlemen, so we're gonna give you a choice. 1007 01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:35,259 Yeah, you can leave in peace... 1008 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:41,473 Or you can stay and die. 1009 01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:55,320 Choice is yours. 1010 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,195 Get out of here. 1011 01:08:41,409 --> 01:08:44,161 Beg your pardon. You have a lovely home. 1012 01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:48,207 Terribly sorry. Call me. We'll have lunch. 1013 01:08:49,209 --> 01:08:51,376 Can we keep this between us? 1014 01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:55,464 I'd hate to lose my teaching job. 1015 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:01,887 God bless you. 1016 01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:14,233 I can't believe... You know... 1017 01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,568 Is everyone all right? I just want to know. Everyone's... 1018 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:18,779 This is so exciting. You know, we're heroes. 1019 01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:21,031 These guys came into your house and we showed them down. 1020 01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:22,658 I can't believe this. You know what we did? 1021 01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:24,785 You and me, we saved all these people, Wyatt. 1022 01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:25,869 You don't understand that. 1023 01:09:25,954 --> 01:09:28,288 We're heroes. This could mean a guest shot on Phil Donahue. 1024 01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:29,706 I don't know. But this is exciting, man! 1025 01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:30,791 Gary! What? 1026 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,668 Where the hell did you get that thing? 1027 01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:34,294 Squirt gun, man. That's it. 1028 01:09:45,557 --> 01:09:47,099 That's my boys. 1029 01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:00,612 What a weird night, huh? 1030 01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:05,784 You really weren't afraid of those guys? 1031 01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,205 I was scared. 1032 01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:12,958 But what could I do? 1033 01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:22,259 It's probably a good idea for me not to 1034 01:10:22,343 --> 01:10:24,887 ask too many questions about tonight. 1035 01:10:25,305 --> 01:10:26,555 Probably. 1036 01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:29,266 This is a sort of a night of weird shit. 1037 01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:32,936 I was wondering if I can ask you something kind of strange? 1038 01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:40,694 Would you kiss me? 1039 01:10:43,531 --> 01:10:45,115 What about lan? 1040 01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:50,495 We all make mistakes. 1041 01:10:53,541 --> 01:10:56,251 Okay. 1042 01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:59,338 Where do you want it? 1043 01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:04,968 Can I ask you a question? 1044 01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:06,929 Yeah. 1045 01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:10,015 How do you feel about Lisa? 1046 01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:12,517 I love her. 1047 01:11:14,354 --> 01:11:16,396 And that's what I figured. 1048 01:11:17,231 --> 01:11:18,398 But... 1049 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:22,945 I mean, it's definitely a different kind of love. 1050 01:11:23,029 --> 01:11:26,698 You know, it's more sisterly, you know. 1051 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:28,867 Like big sisterly, kind of. 1052 01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:31,787 But she's so beautiful. 1053 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:37,376 Yeah, she's really beautiful. 1054 01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:40,128 And her body is... 1055 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:42,839 It's gorgeous. 1056 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:45,509 It's a nice figure. 1057 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:47,844 So... 1058 01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:53,600 I mean, what would I be compared to her? 1059 01:11:54,644 --> 01:12:00,357 Deb, Lisa is everything I ever wanted in a girl 1060 01:12:02,235 --> 01:12:04,361 before I knew what I wanted. 1061 01:12:05,196 --> 01:12:07,739 I know that if I could do it again, 1062 01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:11,243 I'd make her just like you. 1063 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,247 Honest. 1064 01:12:24,424 --> 01:12:27,300 Dead honest. I'm like... I... You know, I... 1065 01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:29,594 I gotta tell you 'cause I'm really honest when I say that. 1066 01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:32,180 I'm so very honest. I mean that. 1067 01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:25,317 What the hell? 1068 01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:29,780 That little bastard. 1069 01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:35,035 Please don't let him have messed up my room. 1070 01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:37,579 If my room's okay, I won't kill him. I promise. 1071 01:13:37,663 --> 01:13:39,831 I'll just hurt him real bad. 1072 01:14:08,986 --> 01:14:10,195 Freeze. 1073 01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:13,198 Chet! 1074 01:14:13,866 --> 01:14:15,575 Where's my brother? 1075 01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:21,790 I don't know. 1076 01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:24,626 You're dead meat, pilgrim. 1077 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:31,591 Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, that's her nose. Come on. 1078 01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:33,802 Now, look, she has nothing to do with it. 1079 01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:36,388 Okay. You die. 1080 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:39,975 She walks out of here with a severe limp. 1081 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:49,317 I'll be back. 1082 01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:57,117 That's Wyatt's older brother, Chet. 1083 01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:58,702 He's kind of an asshole. 1084 01:15:01,873 --> 01:15:03,331 Oh, hi, Chet. 1085 01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:07,043 What the hell is going on around here? 1086 01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:09,087 Chet, I'm sorry, it was an accident. 1087 01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:11,423 An accident? An accident? 1088 01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:15,886 Do you realize it's snowing in my room, God damn it? 1089 01:15:16,679 --> 01:15:18,680 Some real weird shit happened, Chet. Some real weird shit. 1090 01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:22,559 You don't have to be a genius to figure that out, monkey dick. 1091 01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:26,688 Start talking, little man. 1092 01:15:26,772 --> 01:15:28,481 Look, Chet, it's a real long story. 1093 01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:30,358 Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night, 1094 01:15:30,443 --> 01:15:31,776 and we decided to make a woman. And when we did, 1095 01:15:31,861 --> 01:15:33,195 she went crazy and she messed up the whole house. 1096 01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:36,364 Don't smart-mouth me, you wormy little shit! 1097 01:15:36,449 --> 01:15:37,908 Why don't you just leave him alone? 1098 01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:40,368 Stay out of this, bimbo. This is a family matter. 1099 01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:44,247 Chet, just let me find Lisa. She can explain everything. 1100 01:15:44,332 --> 01:15:47,626 She'll clear everything up, Chet. I swear. Chet. 1101 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:52,130 You can have my college money and my social security, Chet. 1102 01:15:58,012 --> 01:16:02,224 So, you guys think you can pull one over on me, huh? 1103 01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:03,683 Huh? 1104 01:16:03,768 --> 01:16:07,562 You got everybody synched to the same bullshit story. 1105 01:16:07,647 --> 01:16:10,982 This isn't bullshit. This is a Pershing missile, Chip. 1106 01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:12,651 It's Chet. 1107 01:16:13,194 --> 01:16:14,819 My name is Chet. 1108 01:16:16,864 --> 01:16:19,950 And I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey. 1109 01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:25,705 Hi, Nanny. Hi, Grampy. 1110 01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:30,085 I'm not a moron, you know. I... 1111 01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:36,174 Was that my grandparents? 1112 01:16:41,514 --> 01:16:42,639 Are they dead? 1113 01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:44,891 Oh, no. They're just resting. 1114 01:16:45,476 --> 01:16:47,435 What are they doing in here? 1115 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:49,521 I put them in there. 1116 01:16:49,981 --> 01:16:52,816 I didn't want the boys to get into trouble. 1117 01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:56,736 And quite frankly, they weren't having a very good time at the party. 1118 01:16:56,821 --> 01:16:58,446 Not having a good time? 1119 01:16:58,531 --> 01:17:02,701 Do you think they're having a good time being catatonic in a closet? 1120 01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:07,664 Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is? 1121 01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:13,712 Boy, I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now. 1122 01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:22,220 Okay, that's quite enough. You guys get the girls home. 1123 01:17:22,305 --> 01:17:26,474 Wyatt, take the Porsche. Gary, you take the Ferrari. 1124 01:17:26,559 --> 01:17:27,976 The Ferrari? 1125 01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:31,062 I want to be alone with Chet here. 1126 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:33,148 Good to see you again, Chet. Get out of here! 1127 01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:35,275 Come on, take your little hussies home! 1128 01:17:35,359 --> 01:17:38,028 Their parents are probably worried sick. 1129 01:17:40,573 --> 01:17:45,869 Lady, I want to get to the bottom of this, asafp. 1130 01:17:45,953 --> 01:17:47,412 Oh, so do I. 1131 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:53,209 But first, I'd like to butter your muffin. 1132 01:17:54,045 --> 01:17:55,879 Why do you have to be such a wanker? 1133 01:17:55,963 --> 01:17:58,381 Because I get off on it. 1134 01:17:58,466 --> 01:18:02,510 Now I want you to promise that you'll keep your big mouth shut 1135 01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:05,305 about everything that has happened here this weekend. 1136 01:18:05,389 --> 01:18:09,100 And I want you to treat Wyatt and Gary with dignity and respect. 1137 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:10,602 Oh, really? 1138 01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:12,604 Yeah. Oh, really. 1139 01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:16,900 I can be a real serious bitch 1140 01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:20,278 if I don't get what I want. 1141 01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:23,865 Hit me with your best shot. 1142 01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:31,748 How fast are you going? 1143 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:33,750 About 35. 1144 01:18:45,513 --> 01:18:47,514 Wait. This can't be right. 1145 01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:49,349 Are you looking at the rpms? 1146 01:18:49,433 --> 01:18:52,310 No. I think I'm looking at about 50 tickets. 1147 01:19:08,202 --> 01:19:09,285 Bye! 1148 01:19:39,692 --> 01:19:41,693 God damn it! Stupid train! 1149 01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:43,194 Oh, my. 1150 01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:46,739 That was great! 1151 01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,417 You son of a bitch! 1152 01:19:57,501 --> 01:20:00,879 Al, Al! Al, that was Gary! 1153 01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,882 Who is this Gary character? 1154 01:20:06,719 --> 01:20:09,304 I had a really great time last night. 1155 01:20:10,848 --> 01:20:14,392 I'll probably be grounded for a month or so, but... 1156 01:20:15,895 --> 01:20:17,562 I'll wait for you. 1157 01:20:53,349 --> 01:20:54,682 Hilly! 1158 01:20:55,309 --> 01:20:56,684 I love you! 1159 01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:05,610 All right! 1160 01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:13,201 I want to thank you for a great night. 1161 01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:14,702 Same here. 1162 01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:19,832 Deb, I have kind of a confession to make. 1163 01:21:23,629 --> 01:21:25,630 I'm really not this cool. 1164 01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:28,967 That's not my car. 1165 01:21:29,343 --> 01:21:31,135 This is not my suit. 1166 01:21:32,096 --> 01:21:35,014 I mean, none of those people were my friends. 1167 01:21:35,558 --> 01:21:37,976 Why are you telling me all of this? 1168 01:21:39,937 --> 01:21:42,855 Because I want you to like me for what I am. 1169 01:21:43,148 --> 01:21:45,316 Whatever you are, I like it. 1170 01:22:07,339 --> 01:22:09,132 I'd better get going. 1171 01:22:10,718 --> 01:22:12,468 'Cause Wyatt and I still have to deal with Chet. 1172 01:22:13,053 --> 01:22:14,762 Quit screwing around! 1173 01:22:14,847 --> 01:22:17,682 This isn't funny, you stupid bitch! 1174 01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:20,977 Oh, now careful, Chet. Don't make me angry. 1175 01:22:21,312 --> 01:22:22,478 Sorry. 1176 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,483 That's better. 1177 01:22:28,027 --> 01:22:31,070 Would you please turn me back to normal, please? 1178 01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:33,656 I haven't done anything to you. 1179 01:22:34,158 --> 01:22:36,367 No, but you've done plenty to your brother. 1180 01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:37,869 Like what? 1181 01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:41,623 Well, let me see. You've nagged him, harassed him, 1182 01:22:41,707 --> 01:22:44,626 suppressed him, kept him in fear of you. 1183 01:22:44,710 --> 01:22:46,544 Extorted money from him. 1184 01:22:46,629 --> 01:22:48,963 It's done out of love. 1185 01:22:49,048 --> 01:22:52,634 Just for that I ought to give you a set of elephant balls. 1186 01:22:58,682 --> 01:23:02,644 Give me your word that you'll leave Wyatt and Gary alone 1187 01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:04,812 and I'll change you back. 1188 01:23:04,897 --> 01:23:06,731 Oh, all right. 1189 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:08,983 Shake on it, huh? 1190 01:23:11,445 --> 01:23:13,571 No, thanks. I'd rather not. 1191 01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:16,991 Wait! Where are you going? 1192 01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:20,328 Well, I have to go and get changed. 1193 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:21,663 What about me? 1194 01:23:21,747 --> 01:23:22,789 What about you? You'll be fine. 1195 01:23:22,873 --> 01:23:25,416 It just takes a little while for the effect to wear off, okay? 1196 01:23:38,305 --> 01:23:39,430 Well? 1197 01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:41,933 I'm in love. 1198 01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:44,143 It's great, isn't it? 1199 01:23:44,228 --> 01:23:45,520 The best. 1200 01:23:45,813 --> 01:23:47,939 You know, I'll tell you, Wyatt, 1201 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:50,316 I think things are turning around for us. 1202 01:23:50,401 --> 01:23:51,609 I mean it. 1203 01:23:51,694 --> 01:23:53,528 Okay, what about Lisa? 1204 01:23:57,658 --> 01:24:01,077 Well, I think we're gonna have to have a talk with her. 1205 01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:03,538 Think she'll understand? 1206 01:24:04,331 --> 01:24:06,082 I think so. I mean, 1207 01:24:07,126 --> 01:24:09,794 I sure as hell wouldn't want to date you. 1208 01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:13,506 You're not my type, you know. 1209 01:24:20,139 --> 01:24:21,514 Chet? 1210 01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:23,391 Chet? 1211 01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:26,769 Hi, dudes! 1212 01:24:31,108 --> 01:24:32,734 I'm sorry, Wyatt. 1213 01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:36,863 I'm sorry for being such a shit to you all these years. 1214 01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:40,700 And, gee, well, I want you to know that 1215 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:43,161 I love you. 1216 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:50,209 That's nasty, Wyatt. 1217 01:24:51,295 --> 01:24:52,962 That's Chet, Gary. 1218 01:24:55,174 --> 01:24:56,507 Hey, hey. 1219 01:25:06,018 --> 01:25:07,393 Oh, my God! 1220 01:25:10,564 --> 01:25:11,939 Lisa? 1221 01:25:12,024 --> 01:25:13,274 In here. 1222 01:25:14,026 --> 01:25:15,109 Lisa. 1223 01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:16,861 Yeah? 1224 01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:18,446 You saw Chet? 1225 01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:19,906 Yes, I did. 1226 01:25:20,616 --> 01:25:22,492 You responsible? 1227 01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:24,994 Yes, I am. 1228 01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:27,538 Lisa, we can't have him like that. 1229 01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:30,666 It'd ruin Christmas. 1230 01:25:32,085 --> 01:25:34,462 Listen, he's gonna be fine in half an hour. 1231 01:25:34,546 --> 01:25:36,964 He's not going to spoil Christmas. 1232 01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:41,052 And he's not going to bug you anymore, either. 1233 01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:46,724 Lisa, we have to have a talk with you. 1234 01:25:47,726 --> 01:25:49,560 What's on your mind? 1235 01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:52,897 I really don't know how to say this to you. 1236 01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:56,275 You guys found girlfriends, right? 1237 01:25:58,362 --> 01:26:00,321 Fell in love with the two girls 1238 01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:02,573 and they fell in love with you. 1239 01:26:03,367 --> 01:26:05,743 That's all I ever wanted for you. 1240 01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:08,120 You're not hurt? 1241 01:26:09,748 --> 01:26:11,541 Yeah, sure I'm hurt. 1242 01:26:12,626 --> 01:26:14,669 But I wouldn't change it. 1243 01:26:16,964 --> 01:26:20,967 I'm really just getting off seeing you two guys straightened out. 1244 01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:32,228 I have to go. 1245 01:26:51,748 --> 01:26:53,791 I've had a wonderful time. 1246 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:05,469 Lisa. 1247 01:27:08,515 --> 01:27:09,640 Bye. 1248 01:28:28,095 --> 01:28:29,220 Boys? 1249 01:28:30,514 --> 01:28:31,889 We're home! 1250 01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:38,521 Hi, Mr. Donnelly. How are you? 1251 01:28:38,605 --> 01:28:39,605 Nice to see you. Hi, honey. 1252 01:28:39,690 --> 01:28:40,982 Nice to see you. 1253 01:28:41,066 --> 01:28:43,734 Dad, hi. No, no, no, no, no. Like a man. 1254 01:28:44,611 --> 01:28:47,238 So, what did you guys do this weekend? 1255 01:28:48,198 --> 01:28:49,323 Not much. 1256 01:28:49,408 --> 01:28:51,158 Just hung around the house. You know. 1257 01:28:51,243 --> 01:28:55,162 Daddy had this crazy notion you guys might throw a party 1258 01:28:55,747 --> 01:28:57,665 or do something nutty. 1259 01:28:57,749 --> 01:28:58,833 Shit. 1260 01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:00,334 Not us. Not here. 1261 01:29:00,419 --> 01:29:01,919 No way. No way. 1262 01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:47,798 Okay. 1263 01:29:48,967 --> 01:29:50,760 Drop and give me 20.