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I've heard people say
that life is like a river.
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And we're all
just tiny minnows
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struggling through the freeze,
the thaw and the flow.
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Sometimes it's
a momentous event,
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a birth or a death that
causes the currents to shift.
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And sometimes it's something
as simple as your best friend
going home early one night.
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What the fuck
is wrong with you?
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What is wrong with me
for ever fucking
being with you!
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Listen...
-You make me so mad!
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Will you listen to me? Please.
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Sleep in the
fucking greenhouse.
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- Dad.
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Hey! Look who's still up.
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Where's your best bud Teddy?
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He went home hours ago.
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He did, huh?
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Here, sit down. Join me.
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Take a load off, my man.
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--Okay.
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I bet you're wondering
why Mom has me out here, huh?
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Mmm.
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Well, can I tell you
something, hmm?
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I'd like to talk
to another guy.
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You know mommy's friend,
Mrs. Donahue,
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did you know she's pregnant?
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Hmm? She's gonna have a baby.
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Oh.
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The trouble is you know
who made her pregnant?
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Me.
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Mmm.
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Is Mom pissed?
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She is. I mean,
she's really pissed.
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She doesn't think she
wants to be married
to me anymore
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and now she's gonna be
even more pissed that
I told you,
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but I think, you know, you
deserve to know the truth.
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You're a big guy now.
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What's gonna happen
to the baby?
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Some babies are never
born at all, you know?
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And some babies are born,
their parents take care
of 'em,
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some babies, you know,
somebody else raises 'em.
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You know, like, uh...
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What's that stupid TV
show you always watch
with your sister?
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With the two little black kids
and the rich white guy.
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Oh, Diff'rent Strokes.
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Right, okay. Well
they're adopted, right?
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So, you know all
about that, right?
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I mean, that's...
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That's another thing I've
been wanting to tell you,
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you know, but
your mom's like...
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You know, it's
gotta be the perfect time.
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But I think that you should
know, you know?
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Know what?
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The truth about your life.
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You're adopted.
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It's not a big deal.
I mean Aristotle was adopted.
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Lee Majors, you know him,
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The Six Million
Dollar Man, right?
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He was adopted.
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Tons of people are adopted
and you wouldn't even know it.
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Yeah, so...
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I mean, there it is.
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Does that mean
Mr. Donahue is my dad?
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No!
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Champ, come here.
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Come here, come
here, come here.
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I'm your dad for
crying out loud.
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I'll be your dad forever.
Get up here.
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Get up here.
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Can I sleep
here with you, Dad?
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Oh, I'd love that.
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Mmm.
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But I think your mom's
pissed enough at me,
don't you?
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So get your butt
back in bed, huh.
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You'll be here
in the morning, right?
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Mmm, we'll see what
tomorrow brings.
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I often wondered
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if Teddy hadn't left
so early that night,
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maybe I would never have
had that conversation
with my dad.
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Maybe our lives would have
stayed secure and naive.
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Maybe we would never
have met Eliza.
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Maybe this whole story
would never have happened.
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Oh, fuck!
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Oh, God damn it, Teddy.
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Okay. Okay.
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Thanks, man.
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Jesus, we have
a front door, you know.
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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Guess what?
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-What?
-My mom took off again.
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Shit.
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She got shit faced last night
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and then when I woke up
in the morning
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her and all her stuff
were just gone.
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Well, I mean she'll come back.
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She always does.
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Yeah, well, fuck it.
I don't even care.
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I'm all about trying
to get to New York now.
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My brother had the right idea.
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Well, I'm all about
getting some weed.
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It's New Year's Eve
and we're bone dry.
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Hey, Prudence, can
I borrow 40 bucks?
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What happened to
your glasses, Teddy?
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I got contacts.
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Oh, you looked better
with glasses.
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My, uh, my
brother, he was telling
me about this college.
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It's like, right
next to CBGB's.
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It's free, it's just
really hard to get in.
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You know college
is gonna suck just as
much as high school.
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Yeah, but we'll
be in New York.
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What's so great
about New York anyway?
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No parents for one.
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Speak for yourself.
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Oh, shit!
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-What is in there?
-It's resin.
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I scraped it
out of my mom's pipe.
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Well, at least she
left you something.
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I think my dad's down
in New York too, actually.
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What?
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I thought you said
your dad died.
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Yeah, that's what
my mom says, but...
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Well, Johnny seems
to think she's full of shit.
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Well, you know, this is beat.
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Oh, shit.
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-Check it out.
-What?
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What are you doing?
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--Oh, dude, gross.
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Oh, yeah, it's Sandy McCoy's.
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I'm telling you.
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Oh, great.
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Oh, it's hitting me hard.
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-Okay, I'm ready.
-Wait.
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Is it panty or panties?
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Oh, okay, so panties
is plural...
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- Shut up and take it.
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Hey, Mom.
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Hey, Mrs. H.
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Hey, guys.
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Mom, can I get a loan?
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I already gave you
your birthday present.
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Yeah, but I spent it.
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Your father called again,
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that girl Eliza will be
here at 6:05 now.
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She's taking a different bus.
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Who's Eliza?
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Eliza Caplan.
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The ballerina's daughter.
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-Who's a ballerina?
-My dad's girlfriend.
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Apparently Eliza was up
at a ski trip with some
prep school girls.
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She's making a pit stop
here before heading home
after midnight.
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That's even more of a reason
I'll need some money.
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Well, let's hope your dad
sent her with some.
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You know, I don't even
know why he sent her.
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I don't know her.
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Well, maybe he's finally
reaching out to you
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without getting his own
hands dirty, of course.
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You know my dad is an
absolute fucking asshole!
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I mean, what, I've seen
him a few times in the
last seven years?
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And out of nowhere he
sends this fucking girl.
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Yeah, I mean like, your
average Manhattan girl is
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way hotter than the
cream of the crop here
in Lintonburg, so...
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Dude.
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- You think that's...
- I don't know.
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Excuse me are you, uh,
are you Eliza?
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Which one of you is Jude?
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That would be, uh, me.
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You don't look like
a Prudence.
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Oh, uh, no, Prudence, uh...
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She's at home, I'm Teddy.
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What's on your face, Teddy?
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Is that some sort of Dracula
skate punk thing, uh...
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Oh, right, um...
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It's, we get it from...
We huffed turpentine.
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Shit.
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That is like, that's sad.
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Happy New Year!
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Wow!
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Welcome to
exciting Lintonburg.
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Yeah, this should be
interesting, right?
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You know we should
probably just crash
Tory Ventura's party.
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I mean, he's a total douche,
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but he is a
major drug connection.
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--Everyone goes.
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Yeah, unfortunately
it'll be filled with
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like, jocks and metal
heads, I don't know
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if your boyfriend's
one of those, but...
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No, uh... No, I
don't have a boyfriend
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and if I did he wouldn't be
a jock or a metal head.
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So you guys strike me
as Misfits fans.
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-Yeah.
-Yes.
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-Yeah.
-No, we love Misfits.
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I mean, we're into
all kinds of hardcore,
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but, uh...
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Are you? Nice.
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Uh, my brother
actually has a band
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in the East Village,
it's uh, Army of One.
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They're like hardcore
but they're also like,
Straight Edge.
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What's Straight Edge?
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It's a whole other scene,
no drugs, no sex, no meat,
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-like drinking or weed...
-Boring.
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-Basically.
-Yeah.
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-That's pretty boring.
-But, uh, their music's
pretty awesome.
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I saw the Misfits once at
Irving Plaza when I was 11.
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It was my first show
with the Necros and
the Beastie Boys.
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You went to a show
when you were 11?
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Yeah, I mean
I didn't go alone.
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Who did you go with?
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Your dad.
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He put me on his shoulders.
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I could see everything.
It was such a good show.
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Christ!
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Look, how long are you
gonna keep writing, huh?
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It's New Year's Eve.
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No, I've got to
finish Eliza's essay
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for the Taft Academy.
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Yeah, well shouldn't she
do that herself, hmm?
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She did.
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And she answered the question
about her future goals
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with a 250-word essay
on her ambitions to be
a makeup artist.
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-Mmm.
-Written in eyeliner.
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-I applaud her creativity.
-Yeah.
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-You would.
-Mmm.
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You got any New Year
resolutions, Princess Di?
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-Yes.
-What are they?
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To stop dating my dealer.
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Why would you do that?
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With me you get the
whole package.
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-Sex and drugs, huh.
-Oh, yeah I forgot.
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...clocks, and then 1988!
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I wonder how Eliza's
doing in Vermont.
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She's doing great. Mmm.
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Well, if your children
are anything like their father
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I should be very worried.
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Mmm, my kids are good eggs.
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You'd have to actually be
around them to know that,
wouldn't you?
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Well, I've been around your
daughter for years and let
me tell you something.
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She is no delicate flower.
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Dude, did I piss you
off before when I said that
thing about your dad?
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Why would I be pissed at you?
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It's not your fault
my dad's a prick.
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Les is not a prick,
all right?
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I actually think
he feels extremely bad
about everything.
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What's everything?
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Deserting you, uh...
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Not being there for you guys.
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You should have seen
him at Christmas.
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He got drunk, all right,
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and he was outside on
the balcony crying
like a baby.
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It was right after he
talked to you on the phone.
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You were standing there
when I talked to my dad?
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He was in my apartment.
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I mean, don't you
think it's sad though?
252
00:12:56,109 --> 00:13:01,045
No, what's sad is how
he sent you to be his
little messenger.
253
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,614
Oh, my God.
254
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,948
Les would never do that.
255
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,017
In fact, he called me
a drama queen
256
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,620
and a sad story addict
for wanting to come.
257
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,990
No, you know my dad
is a sad fucking story.
258
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,691
Not me, all right?
259
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,965
Whoo!
260
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,568
Did I say something?
261
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,270
No. I'll be right back, okay?
262
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,205
Can you hold this?
263
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,112
Jude!
264
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:37,482
Oh, shit.
265
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:43,054
Whose car is this, man?
266
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,558
Who cares?
267
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:53,164
Jude, are you just
gonna sit there and be
pissed off at the world?
268
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,033
Eliza was just
trying to be nice.
269
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,302
She was also being
pretty fucking nosey.
270
00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,104
Yeah, but she's also
pretty fucking pretty.
271
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,273
Right? You've got to admit.
272
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,942
She's pretty enough.
273
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:04,776
Enough?
274
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,544
Wow, you're picky.
275
00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:08,413
You think she's hot,
don't you?
276
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,614
You think she's hot,
don't you?
277
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,682
You got a boner for her, huh?
278
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,650
-Will you stop, asshole?
-Oh! Oh! Oh!
279
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,186
- Dude! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- What?
280
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,187
Dude!
281
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,655
I lost my contact, man.
282
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,625
-Aw, shit.
-I spent all my money on that.
283
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:23,995
Uh...
284
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,364
Oh, wait. Wait, is this it?
285
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,700
Jesus, you found it.
286
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:33,304
I'm gonna find the bathroom.
Are you gonna come back
to the party?
287
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:46,751
Teddy!
288
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,153
There you are.
I've missed you, baby.
289
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,588
-Hey, Annabelle.
-Annabelle?
290
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,891
Yeah,
keep going just go.
291
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,926
Where are you going?
292
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:05,136
Oh, my God, that guy was
totally about to maul me.
293
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,771
Did you see that?
294
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,410
Why are you looking
at me like that?
295
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:14,879
Is that coke?
296
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,615
You can't be that country.
297
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,617
Have you never
done it before?
298
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,719
I, uh, snorted some
299
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,923
ground up chalk as a
joke once.
300
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,493
Well, your luck's
about to change.
301
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,566
Oh, yeah.
302
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,003
Oh, shit!
303
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,005
Whoa, whoa.
304
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:42,840
Oh, shit!
305
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:43,741
-Fucker!
-Oh, I'm sorry!
306
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,376
What the fuck are you
doing in my car, huh?
307
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,377
I didn't!
No, I wasn't!
308
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,445
You touching my
herb in my car?
309
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,780
-You fucking leaf thief!
-I wasn't!
310
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:52,216
- Have you lost your
fucking mind, Judy?
311
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:55,620
Uh...
312
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,256
Jude so hates
my guts, doesn't he?
313
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:03,761
And I came here to be
friends and as usual
I've screwed it up.
314
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,130
No.
315
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,999
Jude's actually really sweet.
316
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,668
He just doesn't like
to show it.
317
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:14,439
Something tells me
you're the sweet one.
318
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:21,412
What's this?
319
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,715
Oh, it's um, it's a
token for the subway.
320
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,650
--Get out!
321
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,686
Yeah, uh, my brother
gave it to me.
322
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,254
It's supposed to be good luck.
323
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,390
I'm sure.
324
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,594
Hey, can I ask
like a weird favor?
325
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,829
Depends.
326
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,632
If I gave you his address,
could you go see him
327
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,335
and get him to call me?
He doesn't have a phone.
328
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,638
Are you Indian?
329
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,040
What?
330
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,675
Uh, yeah...
331
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,509
Half.
332
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,579
Uh, Gandhi not Geronimo.
333
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,915
You have the most
amazing eyelashes.
334
00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:01,119
Like the women in the
Bollywood movies.
335
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,553
Thank you.
336
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:11,996
There.
337
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,531
I like that better.
338
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,565
Oh, it doesn't matter to me.
339
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,403
I can't see anything anyway.
My contact fell out.
340
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,972
And where is it?
341
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:22,740
In my hand.
342
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,049
Wait, what are you doing?
343
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,184
I'm getting it moist.
344
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,386
Come here.
345
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,358
Which eye is it?
346
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,070
Is it in?
347
00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:54,238
Think so.
348
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,340
I think so too.
349
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,867
Oh! Oh, my God.
350
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,142
Oh, fuck.
351
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:33,277
Ahhh!
352
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:37,381
Three, two, one,
Happy New Year!
353
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,752
Jude!
354
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,989
Jude!
-I'm fucking over here!
355
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:46,891
Jesus!
356
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,528
You okay, man?
357
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,897
-Untie me.
-Jesus.
358
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:53,798
What happened?
359
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,900
-Oh, shit!
-What the fuck happened?
360
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:56,934
Oh, my God!
361
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,469
Let me get this out.
362
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,451
Where were you guys
all that time?
363
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,686
Uh, just, you know, talking.
364
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,789
Did she say anything about me?
365
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:19,991
No. No.
366
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,827
Just that maybe
that you hated her.
367
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,196
I don't hate her.
368
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,032
This whole night
is just fucked up.
369
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,801
Pretty pissed, huh?
370
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,422
Sure you okay?
371
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,357
Yes.
372
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,894
We can begin with the panties
again if you want, man.
373
00:19:57,462 --> 00:20:00,598
No, I have a better idea.
Come here.
374
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,471
What are you doing?
375
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,807
Freon, dude.
376
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,542
It's free.
377
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,546
You sure you know
what you're doing, man?
378
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,348
Yes, I've done it before.
379
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,383
I kind of just wanna go home.
380
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,918
-Jude...
-Jesus!
381
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,653
Stop being a pussy.
382
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,324
You owe me.
383
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:31,295
Okay.
384
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,799
Okay.
385
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,603
I think we're good.
386
00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:59,590
Dude, dude!
387
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:02,860
Take it!
388
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:04,962
Oh!
389
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,331
Oh, my God!
390
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:13,738
Oh!
391
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,916
Happy New Year's.
392
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,551
You're a dick.
393
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,888
-It felt good.
-Oh, shit!
394
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,514
Hey.
395
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,717
What the hell are you
two doing out here?
396
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,156
Jude!
397
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:08,693
Jude!
398
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:11,996
You okay?
399
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,532
Are you okay?
400
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,767
What is it?
401
00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:22,406
Oh, my God!
402
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,041
Oh, Teddy.
403
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,711
Teddy, wake up, honey!
404
00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:29,146
Teddy, Teddy, honey, wake up!
405
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,381
Teddy!
406
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:32,316
Stay here, I'm gonna...
407
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,719
Don't move. Jude,
don't move, okay?
408
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:35,686
Don't move.
409
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:39,056
I'm gonna call an
ambulance.
410
00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:02,313
Jude.
411
00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:33,177
And a happy
New Year's Day, New York.
412
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:37,415
Here's to your hangover
with this classic
from Traffic.
413
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:04,675
Jesus Christ.
414
00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:12,149
Lester's pad.
415
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:15,953
Hey, Harriet.
416
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:16,887
How'd it go?
417
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,722
You and Eliza have fun?
418
00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:21,225
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, what?
419
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:23,694
What? Who?
420
00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,101
Oh, my God!
421
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,309
What you want, baby?
I got what you need.
422
00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:55,459
Who are you
looking for?
423
00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:01,565
I'm looking for Johnny.
424
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,634
His brother Teddy sent me.
425
00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:06,537
You just found him.
426
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,472
You want a cigarette?
427
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:11,041
No, I'm Straight Edge
and Krishna.
428
00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:13,110
Wow.
429
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,646
That's, uh, quite
a double bill.
430
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:16,480
Well, not really.
431
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:19,016
They complement
each other perfectly.
432
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:22,753
Clean living, transformation,
and transcendence.
433
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:23,721
It's funny you, uh,
434
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:27,258
having a brother that's like
completely opposite you.
435
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,995
We have different fathers but
we're more alike than we look.
436
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:35,032
Yeah, I don't really even
know him that well.
We just met actually.
437
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,201
So, you got no phone
in your place?
438
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,871
I've got no nothing in my
place. I'm squatting.
439
00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:42,473
Rise and shine, Louie.
440
00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:44,141
Need to use the phone.
441
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,643
All right, Johnny.
442
00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:49,446
-Jesus, you all right?
-Yeah, thanks, man.
443
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:03,494
Mom?
444
00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:05,396
What are you home now?
445
00:26:05,463 --> 00:26:07,565
Where the hell have you been?
446
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:10,267
What?
447
00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:17,274
What the
fuck are you saying?
448
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,183
This is all your fault.
449
00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:27,785
This is all your fault.
450
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,286
You fucking cunt!
451
00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:37,561
For the Lord does not
abandon anyone forever.
452
00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:41,932
The book of Jude
tells us that when
Christ reappears,
453
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,167
he will not be alone.
454
00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:47,705
But instead surrounded
by 10,000 saints.
455
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:50,941
Let us take comfort
in knowing that today
456
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:55,079
this number becomes
10,001.
457
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,020
Who's "TM"?
458
00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,289
Just a boy who died.
459
00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:19,470
Jude!
460
00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:23,040
Is he ever
gonna go back to school?
461
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:53,904
Hey.
462
00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:56,040
It's me!
463
00:28:00,278 --> 00:28:01,679
Whoo!
464
00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:05,282
I hope I didn't alarm you.
465
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,352
I just thought maybe
it'd be good if we had a few,
466
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:11,755
few seconds before the
girls knew I'm here, huh.
467
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:14,091
Nice.
468
00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:16,160
What the fuck are
you doing here?
469
00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,828
Come to kidnap you.
470
00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:21,065
What did you...
What's with your hair?
471
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:22,232
Huh?
472
00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:30,274
I'm sorry about your
buddy, Teddy, you know.
473
00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:31,108
You hardly knew him.
474
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:33,744
Yeah, but I'm still
sorry, you know.
475
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,417
You got weed in here?
476
00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:41,418
Maybe.
477
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,953
Maybe. Come on,
don't bullshit me.
478
00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,788
Where is it?
Let me see it.
479
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:53,063
Mmm.
480
00:28:58,169 --> 00:29:00,104
Ugh!
481
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,706
Where did you get
this ditch weed?
482
00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:03,407
I stole it.
483
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:05,476
Yeah, well stealing's
not cool, Jude.
484
00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:07,177
It's not cool at all.
All right?
485
00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:11,448
From now on, you're only
smoking your dad's shit.
486
00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:14,351
Phew!
487
00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:20,791
What did you mean when
you said you were here
to kidnap me?
488
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:22,493
I'm rescuing you.
489
00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:23,861
Taking you to the Big Apple.
490
00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:25,229
And why would I go with you?
491
00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,898
I'm offering you
Manhattan, champ.
492
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,900
Don't play hard to get.
493
00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:34,104
Would I have to go to school?
494
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,239
Afraid so.
495
00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:37,341
Well, fuck that.
I'm never going back.
496
00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:39,476
Except for, I mean,
driver's ed, but...
497
00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:41,078
Okay, New York public
schools blow anyway.
498
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:41,845
You're safer on the street.
499
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:43,347
But you're gonna have to
have gainful employment
500
00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:45,549
and promise not
to tell your mom.
501
00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:48,452
When will we leave?
502
00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:51,321
Tomorrow morning.
503
00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:54,725
Don't you just feel the
bad vibes in this place?
504
00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:55,793
Seriously.
505
00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:57,361
Pack up your shit, huh?
506
00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:59,329
I'm gonna go say
hi to your mom.
507
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,731
Good talking to you.
508
00:30:00,733 --> 00:30:03,000
You know what? Fuck you!
509
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:05,135
Uh...
510
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:08,539
-Hey, hold on a second.
-Prudence, my baby girl, hi!
511
00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:11,308
- Um...
512
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,509
What are you doing here?
513
00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:13,143
Look at you.
514
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:16,947
Growing up into
a stone-cold fox.
515
00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:19,950
Uh, I'll be off in a
couple of secs, okay?
516
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,952
Yeah, I'm back. Sorry.
517
00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:24,955
No, that, yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
518
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,225
Mmm-hmm.
519
00:30:38,871 --> 00:30:41,171
- Mmm...
520
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,073
Hello, Les.
521
00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:45,275
-Remember me?
-Yeah, hello.
522
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:46,643
How long have you been here?
523
00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:47,845
Damn you look good, huh.
524
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:51,248
Long enough to have a
successful father-son reunion.
525
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:53,450
-Really? It went well?
-Yeah, yeah.
No, it went great.
526
00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:54,852
We're gonna leave in
the morning.
527
00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:58,355
I figure you might make us
something delicious, you know?
528
00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,957
And then, maybe I
crash with you?
529
00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,191
-Oh, really?
-For the night, yeah.
530
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,093
-Is that the plan?
-That's the plan, yeah.
531
00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:05,229
Thinking you wouldn't have
worn that patchouli,
532
00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:09,566
- if you didn't want a little bit of Lester.
- -Come on!
533
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,001
Stop, please!
534
00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:25,382
Les.
535
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:28,785
-Come on, wake up.
Flashback's over.
-Mmm...
536
00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,055
I thought we were gonna
have a lost weekend.
537
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:32,356
Oh, no.
538
00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:34,291
I've had enough of
those to last a lifetime.
539
00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:35,025
-One more time.
-No.
540
00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,560
You have a long road
ahead of you.
541
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,362
-Come on, come on.
-Get up.
542
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:39,396
It'll only take
another second.
543
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,231
Your son is packed
and ready to go.
544
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,800
Harriet, come on,
come on, come on.
545
00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:44,701
Baby.
546
00:32:42,093 --> 00:32:42,960
This place is a shoebox.
547
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:45,262
Yeah, well it's a rent
controlled shoebox.
548
00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:49,900
I got it off this lady
friend of mine who went
back to her husband.
549
00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:53,870
The one you got pregnant
and left your family for?
550
00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:55,772
Uh, no.
551
00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:56,707
A different one.
552
00:32:56,709 --> 00:32:59,676
She never had that
kid, by the way.
553
00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:01,311
What about Eliza's mom?
554
00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:03,747
Did you break up
that marriage too?
555
00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:04,381
Uh, no.
556
00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:08,885
Eliza's dad dropped dead
of a heart attack when
she was about...
557
00:33:09,253 --> 00:33:09,553
Three.
558
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:13,223
He was some kind of fancy
pants lawyer I think.
559
00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:14,858
Eliza's dad,
560
00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:15,859
Teddy,
561
00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:17,828
the almost-Donahue kid.
562
00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:21,264
It's almost as easy to not
be here as it is to be here.
563
00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:22,165
Yeah, pretty much.
564
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,201
Okay, I cleaned this
off for you.
565
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,303
Okay, this is your domain.
566
00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:27,304
No pets.
567
00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,406
Otherwise anything goes.
568
00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:33,944
How about a little
pack-a-lolo before unpacking?
569
00:33:33,946 --> 00:33:35,312
Hmm?
570
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,280
-That's fine with me.
-Yeah?
571
00:33:37,282 --> 00:33:40,384
This is one of your
mother's finest.
572
00:33:40,386 --> 00:33:41,385
I call her Gertrude.
573
00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:44,388
"Hamlet, cast thy
knighted color off."
574
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,090
I guess you can see why
575
00:33:47,092 --> 00:33:49,659
Eliza's mom won't spend
time here, huh?
576
00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:51,261
Would you hold this for a sec?
577
00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:53,597
It's all part
of my master plan.
578
00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:58,235
These are tips that
you need to learn on
your way to manhood.
579
00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:03,106
Truthfully you'll probably be
pulling a lot of ass now
that you're a New Yorker.
580
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:05,642
Did I already tell you
that I have a handgun?
581
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:06,643
You're serious?
582
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:07,511
Yeah, yeah.
.38 Special,
583
00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:09,179
it's right underneath
the kitchen sink there.
584
00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:11,615
His name's McQueen,
but don't ever touch it,
585
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:12,983
unless I tell you to.
586
00:34:12,985 --> 00:34:13,917
Why would you tell me to?
587
00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:17,454
I guess we should probably
talk about curfew, right?
588
00:34:17,456 --> 00:34:18,722
What curfew?
589
00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:19,022
Exactly.
590
00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:21,124
As long as you demonstrate
that you are somewhat
591
00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:23,393
in control of your
faculties, all right?
592
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:26,830
As long as you return at night
from wherever it is you go,
593
00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:30,367
I am willing to forgo
any curfew.
594
00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:32,469
Is Mom cool with all this?
595
00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:34,004
If you stay out of trouble,
596
00:34:34,006 --> 00:34:34,938
your mother doesn't need
to know everything.
597
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:39,109
She seems to be of the
opinion that this is some
kind of rehab clinic.
598
00:34:39,111 --> 00:34:42,045
Which it clearly is not.
599
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,255
Understood?
600
00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:55,759
Understood.
601
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:57,094
Glad to hear it.
602
00:35:14,145 --> 00:35:15,712
Eliza!
603
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,915
I've got good news.
604
00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:19,983
Les' son is in town,
605
00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,017
and we're all having
dinner tonight,
606
00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:24,654
which is, you know, I...
I think's a really good thing.
607
00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,656
I'm in the shower.
608
00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:34,097
You see, Diane used to be
a world-class ballerina.
609
00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,866
And the thing about
ballerinas is,
610
00:35:35,868 --> 00:35:37,968
when they're dancing,
they do a ton of blow.
611
00:35:37,970 --> 00:35:41,471
And when they're retired,
they smoke a ton of grass.
612
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:42,706
So that's how you met her?
613
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:46,376
Yeah, well, no, actually I was
dating her friend first...
614
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:47,777
Hello.
615
00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:49,546
Thank you.
616
00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:54,451
Hi. We have a table for...
617
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,554
Oh, hey, hey!
618
00:35:58,122 --> 00:35:59,256
Ladies...
619
00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,525
Hi.
Come and join us
for a drink.
620
00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:03,760
- Look at you.
- Hi.
621
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,562
How are you?
622
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,197
Jude!
623
00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:09,432
Well, we're all
just so thrilled
624
00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:13,069
you're here with us in
New York, aren't we Eliza?
625
00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:14,671
Eliza, come on,
626
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,273
you've been whining about
meeting my kids forever
627
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:20,210
and now one of them
finally materializes
and you check out.
628
00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:22,112
I'm not checking out, okay?
629
00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:25,282
How do you like it
so far in New York?
630
00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:27,017
Oh, it's so much better
than Vermont.
631
00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:29,219
--And the music's great too.
632
00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:31,555
And what kind of music
do you listen to?
633
00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:33,190
Hardcore mostly.
634
00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:34,891
Hardcore...
635
00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:37,561
Is that one you know, Eliza?
636
00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:38,528
Eliza knows it.
637
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,830
And she even saw
The Misfits in concert.
638
00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:41,464
Right, Dad?
639
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:44,034
And what does
it sound like?
640
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:47,070
Um, have you ever
heard of punk?
641
00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:48,905
Darling, I'm from England.
642
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,140
What do you mean,
The Clash, the Sex Pistols?
643
00:36:50,142 --> 00:36:54,311
It's kind of, but a
huge scene in New York
right now is Straight Edge,
644
00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:57,280
which basically means
no drinking, no drugs,
645
00:36:57,282 --> 00:37:00,884
and, uh, just not
being promiscuous.
646
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,186
In the old days we
called that "square."
647
00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:04,988
I'm not square, Dad.
-Yeah, well...
648
00:37:04,990 --> 00:37:07,390
-Some of them are
recovering addicts.
-Mmm-hmm.
649
00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:10,327
Some of them have
parents who are addicts.
650
00:37:13,298 --> 00:37:15,131
Well, do you know what,
I think that sounds
651
00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:18,568
like a fabulous organization,
don't you, Eliza?
652
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,837
Fabulous, darling.
653
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:22,372
Eliza.
654
00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:25,342
Teddy's brother is in a really
popular Straight Edge band.
655
00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:26,776
-Is he?
-I'm trying to find out
where he lives.
656
00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:30,046
Well, that shouldn't be
too difficult, doesn't his
mother know where he lives?
657
00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:32,282
Oh, his
mother's nice but...
She's crazy.
658
00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:35,385
Off her rocker, yeah,
that too, right?
659
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,420
Do you have, um,
some more sake?
660
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:40,991
Yes, I'm dying for some
more sake. Let's get some
immediately.
661
00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:44,561
Excuse me, hi, could we have
another large sake, please?
662
00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:45,895
You have Johnny's address?
663
00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:48,465
That's right by us. I mean,
it's a fourth tier hell,
664
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,333
but I'll take you over
there if you want.
665
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:52,168
This is Teddy's
handwriting.
666
00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:53,336
How'd you get this?
667
00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:55,038
Yes, how did you get
that, darling?
668
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,675
Excuse me, I need
to use the restroom.
669
00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:29,205
Feels weird that she
got to Johnny's before me.
670
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:30,774
Yeah, but now I
get to show you.
671
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,409
I'm the best tour guide
in the world, man.
672
00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:36,146
I'll tell you everything
there is to know about
this lovely little hamlet
673
00:38:36,148 --> 00:38:38,682
known as Alphabet City.
674
00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:42,585
Okay, the A in Avenue A
stands for, "Asking."
675
00:38:42,587 --> 00:38:44,521
As in, "You're asking
for it."
676
00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:48,558
The B stands for
"Buddy, watch your back."
677
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,394
The C stands for "Crazy."
678
00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:54,664
As in, "Are you fucking
crazy?"
679
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,534
And D is for "Dude,
you are dead."
680
00:38:57,536 --> 00:38:58,802
What, you serious?
681
00:38:58,804 --> 00:38:59,502
I'm absolutely serious,
682
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:02,739
but the road to hell is paved
with some fun along the way.
683
00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:05,275
Like check this out, right,
you see this right here?
684
00:39:05,277 --> 00:39:06,710
-Does that ring a bell?
-Not really.
685
00:39:06,712 --> 00:39:09,145
Album cover to Led Zeppelin's
Physical Graffiti.
686
00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:10,380
-Oh, shit!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
687
00:39:10,382 --> 00:39:12,849
You got Lenny Bruce's
apartment somewhere down here
688
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,517
and Abbie Hoffman was
somewhere up here.
689
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:17,721
Back a block, you got the most
famous bathhouse in the world.
690
00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:19,556
-Bathhouse?
-Yeah, it's like a place where
691
00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:22,792
dudes like to soap each other
up and get crazy, you know.
692
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:23,360
That's gross.
693
00:39:23,362 --> 00:39:26,529
Yeah, that's what the city
thought too, that's why they
shut it down, man.
694
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:29,165
AIDS is changing everything
around here.
695
00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:33,236
Look how lucky
we are, you know?
696
00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:37,073
World-renowned Tompkins
Square Park is right
outside our door.
697
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:39,075
Doesn't look,
uh, very park-like.
698
00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:40,877
You sound like
all the yuppies
699
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:44,381
who want to get the homeless
out of here and make it
look pretty.
700
00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:45,315
Like that's going to happen.
701
00:39:45,317 --> 00:39:48,752
Well, don't be so sure, champ,
money's got a big mouth.
702
00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:52,055
All right, this is you,
this is your block.
703
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:53,223
Should be right down there.
704
00:39:53,225 --> 00:39:57,460
Yeah, but this is about
as far as I'll go,
it's too dangerous.
705
00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,262
Well, thanks, Dad.
706
00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:00,463
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
707
00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:02,499
-Thanks a lot.
-Okay.
708
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,972
Jude, run! Run!
709
00:40:12,676 --> 00:40:14,210
Keep running, white boy.
710
00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:16,646
Fuck you!
711
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:37,901
Hey, Johnny, it's, uh...
It's Jude, Teddy's friend.
712
00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:40,970
I just moved here with my dad.
713
00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:44,641
Thought you know, uh...
714
00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:47,844
You made it out
of Vermont, buddy.
715
00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:49,379
Come here, man.
716
00:40:50,214 --> 00:40:54,083
It's like a little piece of
Teddy just walked in my door.
717
00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,756
Guys, guys.
718
00:40:59,758 --> 00:41:00,857
Meet Jude K-Horn.
719
00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:06,596
He's a kid from my old hood
who just relocated to live
with his drug-dealer dad.
720
00:41:06,598 --> 00:41:08,465
He was my brother's
best friend.
721
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:10,300
It says everything about him.
722
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:12,335
Hey.
723
00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:14,037
-Hey, what's up.
-Hey, man.
724
00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:15,405
Here, sit down.
725
00:41:15,706 --> 00:41:17,640
-Cool dragon tattoo, man.
-Thanks.
726
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:20,210
Yeah, Johnny's masterpiece.
727
00:41:20,212 --> 00:41:23,913
He's an artist with a
needle or a sharpie.
728
00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:28,318
So, uh, Jude, tell me...
729
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:34,023
Word is that daddy's weed is
pretty out-of-this-world, huh?
730
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:36,059
Yeah, no, it's incredible.
731
00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:36,626
Oh, excellent.
732
00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:42,098
How long do you plan to exist
in the greatest city in the
world like a fucked up zombie?
733
00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:44,200
Indefinitely?
734
00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:46,402
Gentlemen.
735
00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:51,975
Army of One has just
inherited their first
official charity case.
736
00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:53,409
-Whoo!
-Yeah!
737
00:41:55,145 --> 00:41:55,812
Oh, whoa, wait.
738
00:41:55,814 --> 00:41:57,380
-What are you doing?
-Well, you still play,
don't you?
739
00:41:57,382 --> 00:42:00,783
-I mean, a little, but...
-Yeah, okay, let's see what
you got, Vermont.
740
00:42:00,785 --> 00:42:04,787
We'll start at the basics.
Minor Threat.
741
00:42:57,609 --> 00:43:00,810
Darling, do you like
this shade of red?
742
00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:06,082
Just bought it at Saks and
I'm not sure it's my color.
743
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,251
-Looks fine.
-Really?
744
00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:12,355
We've got to go shopping
when I get back.
745
00:43:12,357 --> 00:43:15,925
They've got some really
cute new things for
spring, you know.
746
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:17,327
Right.
747
00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:21,364
Okay, darling, well the
car's downstairs.
748
00:43:21,366 --> 00:43:25,735
I'm only going to be at
this silly dance conference
for three nights.
749
00:43:27,972 --> 00:43:31,674
All my contact info is on
the fridge, Nina's here.
750
00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:33,242
-Curfew's at 9:00, okay?
-Mmm-hmm.
751
00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:35,278
And Les is around if you
need him for anything.
752
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,413
I love you.
I'm going to miss you.
753
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:40,183
-You won't be lonely,
will you?
-No.
754
00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:45,521
All right, sweetie, call
me anytime, okay?
755
00:43:45,589 --> 00:43:47,056
Have fun.
756
00:44:17,521 --> 00:44:19,055
Your bag, miss.
757
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:21,157
-I'm sorry?
-Your handbag, miss.
758
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:24,494
-I'm just... I'm just
going in here.
-It's policy.
759
00:44:32,369 --> 00:44:35,672
Fine, I'll just... I'll just
go leave it in the car then.
760
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,067
Hey.
761
00:45:07,137 --> 00:45:08,738
Hey.
762
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:12,675
It feels weird that we
haven't hung out, you know?
763
00:45:12,677 --> 00:45:16,012
Yeah, I know. I've
been kind of preoccupied.
764
00:45:16,014 --> 00:45:19,482
Well, I'm psyched you want
to check out Johnny's matinee.
765
00:45:22,986 --> 00:45:24,587
You seem so different.
766
00:45:24,589 --> 00:45:26,122
What do you mean?
767
00:45:26,124 --> 00:45:27,457
More serious.
768
00:45:27,459 --> 00:45:30,359
Well, look, I think I know
how to change that.
769
00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:31,994
Check this out.
770
00:45:32,329 --> 00:45:33,629
What is that?
771
00:45:33,631 --> 00:45:35,164
It's shrooms.
772
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,199
I thought it'd be fun.
773
00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:38,735
And Johnny mentioned
something about going
to a Krishna temple,
774
00:45:38,737 --> 00:45:42,071
which could be, like,
seriously trippy, you know?
775
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,674
I thought you were going
whole-hog Straight Edge
776
00:45:44,676 --> 00:45:47,076
with the new haircut
and all, no?
777
00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,345
I just say that to bug my dad.
778
00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:52,081
I'm mainly into it
for the music.
779
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,449
Well, I don't want any.
780
00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:55,284
Come on, a little won't hurt.
781
00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:57,153
I said no, Jude!
782
00:45:58,489 --> 00:46:01,357
How come you would with
Teddy, but not with me?
783
00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:03,760
What is that supposed
to mean?
784
00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:04,393
You know,
785
00:46:04,395 --> 00:46:06,195
they found coke in
his system.
786
00:46:06,197 --> 00:46:08,164
So I figured, he had to
have gotten it from you.
787
00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:09,465
You don't even know what
you're talking about.
788
00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:12,068
Why would you say something
so shitty to me?
789
00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,003
Do you have any idea
what I'm going through?
790
00:46:14,005 --> 00:46:16,339
Calm down! I just...
I just thought...
791
00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:17,173
You thought what?
792
00:46:17,175 --> 00:46:21,077
I just... I just
thought we could party
793
00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:22,345
a little.
794
00:46:22,347 --> 00:46:24,413
Like when Teddy was here.
795
00:46:24,548 --> 00:46:29,018
And maybe it would
feel like he was still
with us, you know?
796
00:46:32,723 --> 00:46:34,390
I'm sorry, Jude.
797
00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:45,701
Yeah!
798
00:47:46,129 --> 00:47:48,331
What's going on?
799
00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:56,505
We're right here
with you, we're on the train
going to Brooklyn.
800
00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:58,307
You'll be fine.
801
00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:00,142
Am I dead?
802
00:48:00,144 --> 00:48:01,811
We're right here
with you.
803
00:48:01,813 --> 00:48:04,213
Please, God, tell me
he's going to be okay.
804
00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:06,148
This can't happen
to me again,
805
00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:08,084
tell me he's going to be okay.
806
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:10,620
--Am I dead?
807
00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:13,089
-Am I dead?
-No, you're fine.
808
00:48:13,091 --> 00:48:14,323
You're all right.
809
00:48:15,493 --> 00:48:16,759
Oh!
-What is going on?
810
00:48:16,761 --> 00:48:19,128
Listen, you guys are
both just shrooming out, okay?
811
00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:21,964
You got trampled on and
she got paranoid.
812
00:48:21,966 --> 00:48:23,499
Is this your idea of fun?
813
00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:24,767
She didn't take any.
814
00:48:24,769 --> 00:48:26,168
Eliza, are you okay?
815
00:48:26,170 --> 00:48:27,036
What the fuck?
816
00:48:27,038 --> 00:48:29,772
Everything is
my fault, Jude.
817
00:48:29,774 --> 00:48:33,175
I'm the one who gave Teddy
coke, don't you get it?
818
00:48:33,177 --> 00:48:34,844
That's why I'm being punished.
819
00:48:34,846 --> 00:48:36,412
No, no, I made him huff
820
00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:38,648
fucking Freon, okay?
821
00:48:38,650 --> 00:48:41,784
I'm the one who needs
to be punished.
822
00:48:41,786 --> 00:48:43,819
My God!
823
00:48:45,055 --> 00:48:47,056
This isn't about
punishment, okay?
824
00:48:47,058 --> 00:48:48,824
I just want to stop it all.
825
00:48:48,826 --> 00:48:53,029
No more drugs,
no more fucking up.
826
00:48:53,363 --> 00:48:55,564
Abstinence and restraint
827
00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:56,999
make one fit for immortality.
828
00:48:57,001 --> 00:49:01,671
That's what these people
here believe, that's what
needs to come out of all this.
829
00:49:01,673 --> 00:49:03,773
True commitment, all right?
830
00:49:03,775 --> 00:49:05,308
Commitment from you, Jude.
831
00:49:05,310 --> 00:49:07,076
-I'm ready to commit.
-Yeah.
832
00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:08,311
I'm ready to stop.
833
00:49:08,313 --> 00:49:11,113
-Eliza?
-I have to stop.
834
00:49:11,248 --> 00:49:12,982
Don't you two get it?
835
00:49:12,984 --> 00:49:15,217
I'm fucking pregnant.
836
00:49:25,762 --> 00:49:26,395
Les.
-Yeah.
837
00:49:26,397 --> 00:49:29,732
What's going on? I haven't
heard from Jude in over
a week.
838
00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:33,436
Harriet, Harriet, that's
too much stress, too early.
839
00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:35,604
It's not healthy
for you, babe.
840
00:49:35,606 --> 00:49:37,073
Not healthy at all.
841
00:49:37,075 --> 00:49:38,407
Put Jude on.
842
00:49:38,409 --> 00:49:40,242
Hold on, hold on.
843
00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:45,014
Oh, looks like he's
up and at 'em.
844
00:49:45,016 --> 00:49:48,317
It's 7:00. You told me he
leaves for school at 7:40.
845
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:49,719
- Yeah, well...
846
00:49:49,721 --> 00:49:52,855
Just hold on one second,
okay? I got another call.
847
00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:54,423
-Les.
848
00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:55,891
-Yello?
-Yeah, I, um...
849
00:49:55,893 --> 00:49:56,892
I just spoke to
the housekeeper
850
00:49:56,894 --> 00:49:59,829
and she told me that Eliza
was out all night with Jude.
851
00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:03,199
You do know that she's
on strict orders to
be home by 9:00?
852
00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:06,135
Oh, yeah, well,
they went to, uh...
853
00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:09,205
Uh, Johnny's show I guess,
and it got late.
854
00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:10,439
Who the hell is Johnny?
855
00:50:10,441 --> 00:50:11,407
Jude's new best bud.
856
00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:13,743
You know, he's Mr. Clean,
857
00:50:13,745 --> 00:50:16,245
brainwashing my kid
to stay off drugs.
858
00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:17,413
Just put her on, will you?
859
00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:20,516
She is there, isn't she?
That's what she told the
housekeeper.
860
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:23,753
Well, yeah, look,
she's just, uh...
861
00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:24,687
She's in the shower
862
00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:26,655
and so why don't I just
have her call you back
in 10, okay?
863
00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:28,724
Listen, I got somebody else
on the other line, all right?
864
00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:31,660
Just hold on, hold on
one second, yeah.
865
00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:33,729
--That's good.
866
00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,434
Should we tell your mom?
867
00:50:38,436 --> 00:50:41,637
She'll just make
me get an abortion.
868
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:43,873
What makes you say that?
869
00:50:44,174 --> 00:50:44,740
Because she said to me,
870
00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:47,376
"Eliza, darling,
if you ever get pregnant,
871
00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:50,312
"you're getting an abortion."
872
00:50:50,514 --> 00:50:53,516
You know, it's like Teddy
died that night
873
00:50:54,818 --> 00:50:57,186
to be born again
inside you.
874
00:50:57,854 --> 00:51:00,289
Yeah, that's kind of
how I feel.
875
00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:04,794
Like it happened for a reason.
876
00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:09,432
But sometimes I don't
know how I feel.
877
00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:15,137
"For the soul, there's
neither birth nor death
at any given time."
878
00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:17,973
What is that,
the Old Testament?
879
00:51:17,975 --> 00:51:19,708
The Bhagavad Gita.
880
00:51:22,312 --> 00:51:24,080
Maybe we should tell my dad.
881
00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:25,915
He'll just tell my mom, Jude.
882
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:27,850
We shouldn't tell anybody.
883
00:51:28,385 --> 00:51:30,486
That way we can control it.
884
00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:32,955
Well, I obviously can't
keep it a secret forever.
885
00:51:32,957 --> 00:51:37,927
Yeah, but after a certain
point, they can't take it
away from you.
886
00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:40,996
And where is the baby
going to live?
887
00:51:40,998 --> 00:51:43,399
I mean, are you planning
on staying in school?
888
00:51:43,401 --> 00:51:46,836
You cross one
bridge at a time.
889
00:51:50,574 --> 00:51:53,142
At the very least,
you should see a doctor.
890
00:51:53,443 --> 00:51:55,911
I'm sure he'll ask to
see an adult.
891
00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:57,580
Well, Johnny is an adult.
892
00:51:57,582 --> 00:51:59,215
From here on out,
893
00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:02,418
I'm going to be anybody
Eliza needs me to be.
894
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:06,856
We're in this together now,
we're a little family.
895
00:52:06,858 --> 00:52:07,857
Right, Jude?
896
00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:10,759
Jude!
897
00:52:12,529 --> 00:52:14,396
- Jude!
- Shit!
898
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,233
Okay, okay, okay.
899
00:52:20,670 --> 00:52:25,107
Jude, we need to discuss
this whole curfew again.
900
00:52:29,112 --> 00:52:33,249
I thought we had kind
of a working arrangement.
901
00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:36,852
You know?
902
00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:43,325
Huh?
903
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:48,597
So you're just going to play
father now and lay a whole
new set of rules on me?
904
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:50,366
No, no.
905
00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:54,403
I am going to revisit all this
906
00:52:54,405 --> 00:53:00,376
after I have digested
my vegan breakfast, eh?
907
00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:05,080
You know what I'd
like to know is
908
00:53:05,448 --> 00:53:08,751
what my girlfriend's
daughter and my son,
909
00:53:08,753 --> 00:53:13,455
and some weird Hare Krishna
dude are all doing together.
910
00:53:14,257 --> 00:53:16,358
We're just friends, okay?
911
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,927
No, I'm not judging.
912
00:53:17,929 --> 00:53:20,429
I mean, I met your mom
at an orgy.
913
00:53:25,001 --> 00:53:28,804
So tell me, what did you think
of the show, last night?
914
00:53:29,406 --> 00:53:33,175
That was last night? Feels
like 100 years ago.
915
00:53:33,177 --> 00:53:35,177
I thought you guys
were really good.
916
00:53:35,179 --> 00:53:37,513
It's a very weird
scene though.
917
00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:39,248
In what way?
918
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:40,216
Well, I mean...
919
00:53:40,218 --> 00:53:45,187
First of all, I might as well
have been invisible
to most of the guys there.
920
00:53:45,189 --> 00:53:48,490
Do I look that disgustingly
pregnant already?
921
00:53:48,492 --> 00:53:49,758
No. Don't take that
personally,
922
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,860
Straight Edge guys
are different.
923
00:53:51,862 --> 00:53:54,029
They're not just about
meeting girls.
924
00:53:54,698 --> 00:53:56,732
Well, what about you?
925
00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:59,068
What about me?
926
00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:00,502
Well, are you gonna...
927
00:54:00,504 --> 00:54:03,305
Are you gonna wait till
you're married, or what?
928
00:54:03,307 --> 00:54:05,140
I mean, that's what the whole
thing's about, right?
929
00:54:05,142 --> 00:54:08,444
Not that there is anything
wrong with it, I'm obviously
930
00:54:08,446 --> 00:54:10,546
a walking advertisement
for abstinence.
931
00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:13,382
What the whole thing is
all about is community.
932
00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:17,253
A hardcore family that's
free from all the bullshit
933
00:54:17,255 --> 00:54:18,721
that was spoon-fed to
us by a generation
934
00:54:18,723 --> 00:54:22,124
that would rather fry their
brains than purify them.
935
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:24,260
But I was,
936
00:54:24,262 --> 00:54:27,129
I was asking specifically
about you.
937
00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:31,100
Oh, well, you know,
I'm committed to the
Straight Edge life
938
00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:35,204
but I'm also just as
red-blooded as the next guy.
939
00:54:35,206 --> 00:54:38,474
Well, that's a very
vague answer.
940
00:54:39,442 --> 00:54:44,280
It's none of my business.
I don't even know
why I'm asking.
941
00:54:44,282 --> 00:54:46,215
Hey, listen...
942
00:54:46,316 --> 00:54:49,385
I happen to think
you look really great.
943
00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:51,387
Thank you.
944
00:54:51,389 --> 00:54:53,188
And I meant what
I said before,
945
00:54:53,190 --> 00:54:56,692
about being anybody that
you need me to be.
946
00:54:59,462 --> 00:55:00,195
I know you did.
947
00:55:00,197 --> 00:55:03,832
Hey, I thought I'd never
get away from him.
948
00:55:03,834 --> 00:55:05,467
You didn't tell him
anything, did you?
949
00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:09,071
Of course not. I promised
Eliza I wouldn't.
950
00:55:09,205 --> 00:55:13,342
So when Eliza's mom
finally finds out about
our secret,
951
00:55:13,344 --> 00:55:16,645
I think we should tell
her I'm the father.
952
00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:17,613
Why you?
953
00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:20,649
Well, I'm Teddy's
brother, so it's blood.
954
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,851
And I'm also not a minor,
which you know,
955
00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:25,788
could help us out in a lot
of legal situations.
956
00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:26,655
And, and then what?
957
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:29,992
And then we tell her, Eliza
and I are a committed couple.
958
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,927
Why would we do that?
959
00:55:32,395 --> 00:55:33,896
'Cause maybe we should be.
960
00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:36,432
Except for the fact that you
barely know each other.
961
00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:39,802
We're already getting to know
each other, right, Eliza?
962
00:55:39,804 --> 00:55:41,904
We did have a nice brunch.
963
00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:42,905
Yeah.
964
00:55:42,907 --> 00:55:45,974
Anyway, look, nothing
should get in the way
965
00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:49,712
of what is in the best
interest for Teddy's child.
966
00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:51,814
You know.
967
00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:54,149
This is about love.
968
00:55:55,385 --> 00:56:00,689
Plus, there's nothing
not to like about me.
969
00:56:02,992 --> 00:56:04,727
I got to go.
970
00:56:05,128 --> 00:56:07,496
-I'll call you.
-All right.
971
00:56:08,732 --> 00:56:10,366
Spare change?
972
00:56:10,967 --> 00:56:13,769
She's something, isn't
she, Uncle Jude?
973
00:57:55,438 --> 00:57:56,738
Gross!
974
00:57:56,740 --> 00:57:58,974
Mademoiselle Eliza?
975
00:58:03,246 --> 00:58:03,812
Okay, we're here.
976
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:08,083
I agreed, we're on the
train. You want to tell me
what's going on?
977
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,721
Eliza's bleeding.
978
00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:15,858
Bleeding? What kind
of bleeding?
979
00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:18,961
You know, like a,
like a woman bleeding.
980
00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:21,997
Okay. So what makes you think
I'm more qualified to deal
981
00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:24,600
with that situation
than her mom?
982
00:58:30,306 --> 00:58:32,007
She's pregnant.
983
00:58:36,579 --> 00:58:38,847
Are you shitting me?
984
00:58:39,716 --> 00:58:40,682
Jude, what are you
thinking about?
985
00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:43,819
You know I got a buttload
of condoms in my pad.
986
00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:44,987
It's not mine, Dad.
987
00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:48,056
And even if it was, you're
in no position to preach.
988
00:58:48,058 --> 00:58:50,626
Okay, okay, well who...
989
00:58:51,094 --> 00:58:53,362
Who's done the deed then?
990
00:58:54,063 --> 00:58:55,197
Johnny.
991
00:58:55,199 --> 00:58:55,731
Johnny?
992
00:58:55,733 --> 00:58:58,867
Why is Johnny not on the
train going to meet her?
993
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:00,702
He doesn't have a phone.
994
00:59:02,305 --> 00:59:03,472
Perfect.
995
00:59:03,474 --> 00:59:06,475
You can't tell Diane yet, Dad.
996
00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:09,545
You have to promise.
997
00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:15,317
In downtown
Manhattan's Alphabet City,
998
00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:19,955
tensions continued to rise
today, when a stand-off
occurred between squatters,
999
00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:24,192
their supporters and the
police over a building
deemed unsafe.
1000
00:59:24,194 --> 00:59:25,494
If she loses the baby, okay...
1001
00:59:25,496 --> 00:59:29,197
I mean, you hate to say
this, but it's probably
for the best.
1002
00:59:29,299 --> 00:59:32,134
You know, she's not
ready to be a mom.
1003
00:59:32,435 --> 00:59:35,203
It's nature's way of
taking care of things.
1004
00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:37,639
How does it happen?
1005
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:40,809
I mean, is it just
like blood or...
1006
00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:42,144
I do not know.
1007
00:59:42,146 --> 00:59:43,712
I'll tell you this though.
1008
00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:47,316
It's a relief to me that
you're not the dad, okay?
1009
00:59:47,684 --> 00:59:48,984
You don't want to get
tied up in that.
1010
00:59:48,986 --> 00:59:51,587
You know, the lady's
grieving, she's distraught,
1011
00:59:51,589 --> 00:59:55,023
she feels guilty,
you feel guilty.
1012
00:59:55,025 --> 00:59:57,092
Babies.
1013
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:08,036
You know you were born here?
1014
01:00:09,038 --> 01:00:10,539
It's true.
1015
01:00:10,873 --> 01:00:14,810
The night we adopted you,
your mom and I we were
1016
01:00:15,311 --> 01:00:16,278
up in the nursery
1017
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,715
in these rocking chairs,
they gave us scrubs
with these little
1018
01:00:19,717 --> 01:00:22,150
shower caps for our heads
and for our feet,
1019
01:00:22,152 --> 01:00:25,053
like they thought we were
going to give you the plague.
1020
01:00:26,522 --> 01:00:30,626
We just waited and waited
and waited
1021
01:00:30,628 --> 01:00:31,927
for you.
1022
01:00:32,328 --> 01:00:34,696
Seemed like we'd wait forever.
1023
01:00:35,765 --> 01:00:37,566
Rocking back and forth,
you know,
1024
01:00:37,568 --> 01:00:39,201
your mom was so uptight.
1025
01:00:39,203 --> 01:00:43,205
She was so worried your
birth mother changed her mind.
1026
01:00:43,272 --> 01:00:46,508
She had this king size
bag of M&M's right,
1027
01:00:46,510 --> 01:00:49,645
and she just
ate the whole thing
1028
01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:52,280
while she was waiting
for you.
1029
01:00:53,416 --> 01:00:57,019
And then they, uh...
They let us hold you.
1030
01:00:59,355 --> 01:01:02,424
And you were so little,
like a rabbit or something,
1031
01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:06,828
you know, with this
shock of black hair.
1032
01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:10,432
And you looked at me
and I was like, "Holy shit!
1033
01:01:11,034 --> 01:01:12,734
"This kid is mine,
1034
01:01:12,736 --> 01:01:16,638
"and the world's a fucking
mess and I just wanna...
1035
01:01:18,207 --> 01:01:20,509
"I want to protect him
from everything, you know."
1036
01:01:20,511 --> 01:01:23,745
I mean, I have to protect
him from everything.
1037
01:01:24,682 --> 01:01:29,051
Oh, I walked out of here
a different person.
1038
01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:32,521
Yeah, well...
So I thought.
1039
01:01:32,755 --> 01:01:34,856
And then Prudence
miraculously shows up.
1040
01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:37,292
Right, first they tell you,
it's impossible.
1041
01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:41,029
Next thing, you're swimming
in babies, two in one year.
1042
01:01:42,131 --> 01:01:43,065
You know women,
1043
01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:48,570
they make their decisions
and men, we just do our best
not to be men.
1044
01:01:50,006 --> 01:01:53,508
The whole system needs
a looking over.
1045
01:01:54,177 --> 01:01:55,343
Les.
1046
01:01:55,345 --> 01:01:56,878
Oh, Jesus...
1047
01:01:58,014 --> 01:01:59,948
Hey, sweetheart.
1048
01:02:06,623 --> 01:02:09,558
"Bacterial vaginosis."
1049
01:02:10,093 --> 01:02:11,493
Sounds exotic.
1050
01:02:11,495 --> 01:02:13,028
It's just an infection, Les.
1051
01:02:13,030 --> 01:02:16,298
Yeah, still, it sounds
scary, you know?
1052
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:19,201
He saw her on the monitor,
you know?
1053
01:02:20,236 --> 01:02:23,505
She was jumping around
like a jumping bean.
1054
01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:24,973
She?
1055
01:02:24,975 --> 01:02:27,309
-So they told you?
-No.
1056
01:02:27,311 --> 01:02:29,878
No, I mean, I didn't
want to know.
1057
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,749
For some reason I keep
calling it Annabelle.
1058
01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:37,786
Oh, well, your mom's
gonna be psyched.
1059
01:02:37,954 --> 01:02:40,322
You know, we're getting
you home before 9:00.
1060
01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:54,469
-No screaming, okay?
-Yeah.
1061
01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:56,438
All right. Okay.
1062
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,841
I can't believe you, of
all people, ratted us out.
1063
01:02:59,843 --> 01:03:00,742
I didn't tell her!
1064
01:03:00,744 --> 01:03:04,346
She got the one bill the
hospital didn't send to
my apartment.
1065
01:03:04,348 --> 01:03:06,248
That's how far I've gone
to cover for your asses.
1066
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:07,449
Anything for
a pound, right, Les?
1067
01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:09,451
Leave the actual parenting
to somebody who has the time.
1068
01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:11,353
Okay, you can blame me for
screwing up my own kids,
1069
01:03:11,355 --> 01:03:13,021
-but this one you
can't pin on me, okay?
-Thank you.
1070
01:03:13,023 --> 01:03:14,589
Well, I suppose I could've
kept better tabs on her,
1071
01:03:14,591 --> 01:03:17,259
if I just let her drop out and
smoke reefer all day, hey?
1072
01:03:17,261 --> 01:03:18,527
I don't smoke reefer anymore.
1073
01:03:18,529 --> 01:03:20,695
Okay, listen, you two are
peas in a pod, all right?
1074
01:03:20,697 --> 01:03:22,030
You know why she doesn't
tell you anything, Diane?
1075
01:03:22,032 --> 01:03:25,534
Because you try to control
every situation you get
your hands on.
1076
01:03:25,536 --> 01:03:30,539
And you know why she does
that, 'cause you are totally
out of control, all right?
1077
01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:34,209
What, you been kicked out of
19 schools already.
1078
01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:35,410
Two, Les, two.
1079
01:03:35,412 --> 01:03:36,378
You love to exaggerate,
don't you?
1080
01:03:36,380 --> 01:03:40,482
Yeah, well no wonder she wants
you to go to this Florence
Critteren facility.
1081
01:03:40,484 --> 01:03:41,316
Shit!
1082
01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,318
-Florence who?
-Oh, God.
1083
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:44,853
Why would I need to go
to a facility?
1084
01:03:44,855 --> 01:03:46,188
It's the only place
that'll have you.
1085
01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:47,956
It's a place where
they take your baby.
1086
01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:49,758
No, no, they don't take it.
1087
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,993
-They don't sell it
into slavery.
-They don't.
1088
01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:57,532
They give it to loving
parents who can take care
of it properly.
1089
01:03:57,534 --> 01:04:00,001
You mean people
like my dad?
1090
01:04:03,774 --> 01:04:05,807
Oh, God! Okay.
1091
01:04:05,975 --> 01:04:07,642
Okay, that's this, this,
what's his name?
1092
01:04:07,644 --> 01:04:10,312
Johnny.
-Johnny, thank you.
1093
01:04:10,314 --> 01:04:14,950
Okay, so what I don't
want right now, is a big
scene, okay?
1094
01:04:14,952 --> 01:04:15,250
Okay.
1095
01:04:15,252 --> 01:04:20,055
This is an adult situation
which we're all going
to get through
1096
01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:22,724
like civilized people, right?
1097
01:04:22,726 --> 01:04:26,528
I've even had Nina make us
all a nice leg of lamb.
1098
01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:27,963
We're vegan.
1099
01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:36,404
So I hear you three have
been spending quite a
bit of time together.
1100
01:04:36,406 --> 01:04:37,539
- Oops, sorry.
1101
01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:40,575
It's like they speak
in code, isn't it, Les.
1102
01:04:40,577 --> 01:04:43,712
They say, um, "Straight Edge,"
1103
01:04:43,714 --> 01:04:44,613
-vaygan...
-Vegan.
1104
01:04:44,615 --> 01:04:47,482
-Vegan's are from the
the planet Vega.
-Vegan, sorry.
1105
01:04:47,484 --> 01:04:48,950
Vegan, yeah.
1106
01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:53,021
We just go to the
temple mostly.
1107
01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:56,791
Yeah, I heard.
The, the temple.
1108
01:04:56,959 --> 01:04:59,861
Not like the temple where
Eliza was bat mitzvah'ed, no.
1109
01:04:59,863 --> 01:05:04,399
-Hmm.
-It's the Hare Krishna temple
in Brooklyn.
1110
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,635
No, of course it is.
1111
01:05:08,871 --> 01:05:11,840
So what do you do for
a living Johnny?
1112
01:05:11,842 --> 01:05:13,174
I'm a musician.
1113
01:05:13,176 --> 01:05:15,143
I'm also a tattoo artist,
1114
01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:17,579
but I don't... I don't tell
too many people that,
1115
01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:19,714
'cause it's illegal in
the city right now.
1116
01:05:19,716 --> 01:05:21,182
- You don't have
to worry about
1117
01:05:21,184 --> 01:05:24,419
telling her anything,
she's practically married
to a drug dealer.
1118
01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:28,390
-Uh-uh, a botanist.
-No, we're not even
remotely married.
1119
01:05:28,392 --> 01:05:30,158
Specialty in cannabis.
1120
01:05:30,594 --> 01:05:35,063
So do you manage to make
a decent living applying
your tattoos?
1121
01:05:35,065 --> 01:05:36,598
Um, I'm getting there.
1122
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,099
I work out of my
squat right now,
1123
01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:40,535
so there's not a whole
lot of overhead.
1124
01:05:40,537 --> 01:05:44,806
-That's smart.
-In fact, there's none.
1125
01:05:46,742 --> 01:05:49,611
What about your family,
where do they live?
1126
01:05:50,012 --> 01:05:54,449
You know, I don't really
have much family, ma'am.
1127
01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:57,652
-But I will soon.
-Christ!
1128
01:05:58,387 --> 01:05:59,654
Sorry.
1129
01:05:59,922 --> 01:06:01,189
-Sorry.
-No, I'm sorry, Mom.
1130
01:06:01,191 --> 01:06:04,192
I'm sorry that my
entire existence
1131
01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:05,126
- has disappointed you.
-Okay...
1132
01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:08,897
You know I bet that first
kid you aborted would have
been a real winner.
1133
01:06:08,899 --> 01:06:11,132
-Eliza!
-You obviously picked
the wrong fetus.
1134
01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:13,068
For God's
sake, Eliza!
-Oh, my God!
1135
01:06:13,070 --> 01:06:15,704
Here's the fact, ma'am.
1136
01:06:16,839 --> 01:06:19,207
I want this baby just as
much as Eliza does
1137
01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:23,912
and nothing in this world
is going to change that.
1138
01:06:23,914 --> 01:06:29,584
So given that, I feel like
now is as good a time as any.
1139
01:06:30,252 --> 01:06:32,921
What, no, stop.
Wait, okay, okay...
1140
01:06:32,923 --> 01:06:35,757
Sorry, hello? Dinner
is officially over. Les!
1141
01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:37,993
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Hey, hey, Johnny, Johnny...
1142
01:06:37,995 --> 01:06:39,494
It's a school night,
so I think you should leave.
1143
01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:40,695
-Les, could you help him go?
-Yeah, come on, man.
1144
01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:42,364
I thought this
is what we wanted.
-Bad timing, bud.
1145
01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:46,468
-Bad timing.
-Good night, sweetheart. It
was really nice to meet you.
1146
01:06:46,470 --> 01:06:48,603
I'm sure I'll see
you again soon.
1147
01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:51,106
Um, thanks for coming, okay?
1148
01:06:51,108 --> 01:06:53,241
You're not going anywhere.
1149
01:07:02,785 --> 01:07:04,552
Les!
1150
01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:08,156
Shh, shh! Hey, come on now.
1151
01:07:08,891 --> 01:07:13,528
Hey, it's 3:30 in the morning,
all right? Jude's asleep.
1152
01:07:13,729 --> 01:07:15,497
Good. I need to talk
to you alone.
1153
01:07:15,499 --> 01:07:17,332
Oh, my God!
1154
01:07:17,334 --> 01:07:18,466
How did you escape?
1155
01:07:18,468 --> 01:07:22,971
Waited for her Valium
to kick in and slipped
out the service stairwell.
1156
01:07:22,973 --> 01:07:24,906
Oh, great, great.
1157
01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:28,443
So, what, you're gonna,
you're gonna move in with us?
1158
01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:31,079
-Only temporarily.
-Yeah?
1159
01:07:31,081 --> 01:07:36,084
Johnny and I are getting
married and I'm going
on tour with the band.
1160
01:07:36,952 --> 01:07:38,186
Okay, well, just so you know,
1161
01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:43,124
that's about the worst
fucking plan I've ever heard
in my whole life, okay?
1162
01:07:43,126 --> 01:07:45,760
I do know. Have you got
a better one?
1163
01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:47,128
I do. You have the baby here
1164
01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:48,329
and then, you know, we sell
it on the black market.
1165
01:07:48,331 --> 01:07:52,734
I got a dude in Brooklyn who
says he'll give us an easy
10 grand for a white one.
1166
01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:53,868
And what if it's not white?
1167
01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:58,840
Well, that sounds like a
conversation you should have
with good old Johnny.
1168
01:08:00,843 --> 01:08:03,645
Come on, you really
want to marry this
1169
01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:06,214
necklace-wearing Hare Rama?
1170
01:08:06,216 --> 01:08:08,383
You love this guy?
1171
01:08:09,385 --> 01:08:12,053
-I love how much he cares.
-Right, and...
1172
01:08:12,055 --> 01:08:17,125
And we can't get a real
marriage license till I turn
18 without parental consent
1173
01:08:17,127 --> 01:08:19,627
and that's obviously not
going to happen.
1174
01:08:19,629 --> 01:08:23,064
It's more of a spiritual
union thing at the temple.
1175
01:08:23,066 --> 01:08:25,066
Okay. All right, well.
1176
01:08:25,201 --> 01:08:29,604
Why don't you just try playing
it all a little bit by ear,
you know?
1177
01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:31,840
Is that what you do, Les?
1178
01:08:31,842 --> 01:08:33,241
You just play it all
by ear?
1179
01:08:33,243 --> 01:08:36,578
Yeah, I find it's the best
organ to play by.
1180
01:08:36,580 --> 01:08:41,449
Yeah, I mean, I have been
accused of playing by another,
but, uh...
1181
01:08:42,017 --> 01:08:43,318
Come on.
1182
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:43,952
No, hey.
1183
01:08:43,954 --> 01:08:47,455
Come on, you're just so young,
sweetheart. You are.
1184
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:50,892
I just need some place
safe to go, Les.
1185
01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:54,996
Some place
I can actually think,
1186
01:08:54,998 --> 01:08:56,998
away from her.
1187
01:08:58,067 --> 01:09:00,268
You know, if I help you out,
1188
01:09:00,270 --> 01:09:06,207
it'll pretty much destroy
what's left of my relationship
with your mother, right?
1189
01:09:08,878 --> 01:09:10,278
Well...
1190
01:09:11,113 --> 01:09:12,547
Oh.
1191
01:09:12,549 --> 01:09:15,984
Did you meet my old lady
when you were out there
in Vermont?
1192
01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:18,453
No. We were too busy
with sex and drugs.
1193
01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:22,590
Well, she's a piece of work,
you know, but...
1194
01:09:23,426 --> 01:09:27,262
...she's better at this kind
of shit than I am.
1195
01:09:28,797 --> 01:09:32,500
You know, I believe in
this and I have to do it
1196
01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:33,234
for Teddy.
1197
01:09:33,236 --> 01:09:35,503
Neither of us had
a father in our life.
1198
01:09:36,206 --> 01:09:39,707
It would mean a lot to me if
you'd say, you'd understand.
1199
01:09:39,709 --> 01:09:41,743
I can't say that
because I don't.
1200
01:09:41,745 --> 01:09:43,578
There's a strong tradition
in lots of cultures
1201
01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:46,848
that when a man dies,
his brother steps in
to marry his wife.
1202
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:50,818
It's even in Krishna
consciousness, re-read
the Laws of Manu.
1203
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:53,655
They call it
"widow inheritance."
1204
01:09:53,657 --> 01:09:56,157
Now that's fucking romantic.
1205
01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:02,497
So you're just going to carry
your brother's ashes around
with you, forever?
1206
01:10:04,099 --> 01:10:06,100
Rooster, come on.
1207
01:10:06,468 --> 01:10:09,170
Not even the dead
get to be free.
1208
01:11:06,462 --> 01:11:07,829
Les!
1209
01:11:09,498 --> 01:11:12,467
Open the door, you fuck.
I know you're in there.
1210
01:11:13,402 --> 01:11:16,504
-Just trying to get
my daughter.
-Oh, all right.
1211
01:11:18,807 --> 01:11:20,308
Les!
1212
01:11:23,379 --> 01:11:24,646
Hey!
1213
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,181
Take good care of her,
Saint Jude.
1214
01:11:27,183 --> 01:11:28,916
It's a bit late for that, Dad.
1215
01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:29,984
The van's a piece of shit.
1216
01:11:29,986 --> 01:11:32,487
I'm talking about
Eliza, champ.
1217
01:11:33,188 --> 01:11:35,723
- You should talk to
Johnny about that.
1218
01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:37,358
-He's her husband now.
-Mmm.
1219
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:38,259
At least in the
eyes of Krishna.
1220
01:11:38,261 --> 01:11:41,362
You don't sound too
happy about that.
1221
01:11:43,499 --> 01:11:45,233
-What are you going to do?
-Hmm.
1222
01:11:45,235 --> 01:11:47,735
Try to get Princess Di
off your trail,
1223
01:11:47,737 --> 01:11:49,671
if she'll even talk to me.
1224
01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:55,443
You know, I really
appreciate all this.
1225
01:11:55,744 --> 01:11:58,680
What else am I gonna do?
After being such a
useless shit for...
1226
01:11:58,682 --> 01:12:00,448
Let's get this show
on the road!
1227
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:03,251
Yeah, all right, all right!
1228
01:12:37,420 --> 01:12:39,654
- Take it easy, Jude.
- Sorry.
1229
01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:42,423
God, he's only had his
license for, like, a week.
1230
01:12:42,425 --> 01:12:45,460
Oh, I hope we make
it there alive.
1231
01:12:45,462 --> 01:12:48,262
Is, uh, is Rooster
not coming at all?
1232
01:12:48,264 --> 01:12:49,630
Oh...
1233
01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,899
Rooster is, uh...
1234
01:12:52,568 --> 01:12:55,303
He's gonna play with
another band for a bit.
1235
01:12:55,904 --> 01:12:57,538
Why's he doing that?
1236
01:12:57,873 --> 01:13:00,274
Well, the lead singer, uh,
1237
01:13:00,276 --> 01:13:01,976
had a really bad
heroin problem
1238
01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:03,745
and needed a good influence.
1239
01:13:03,747 --> 01:13:06,681
So who's gonna play
guitar for Army of One?
1240
01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:09,550
Well...
1241
01:13:09,752 --> 01:13:12,787
There is an open slot, my man.
1242
01:13:14,556 --> 01:13:16,324
This time
you've really crossed
1243
01:13:16,326 --> 01:13:19,060
-the line.
-Okay, tell me, what
was I supposed to do?
1244
01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:22,697
Certainly not lend
them your van, Les!
1245
01:13:23,732 --> 01:13:26,067
They were gonna run away
to God knows where.
1246
01:13:26,069 --> 01:13:28,736
I convinced them to
take her to Harriet's
1247
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:31,606
-where she will be safe.
-Well, now you can
take me there then.
1248
01:13:31,608 --> 01:13:32,173
-No, I can't...
-Okay?
1249
01:13:32,175 --> 01:13:35,009
No, she says if you show up
there, she's gonna go on
tour with the band.
1250
01:13:35,011 --> 01:13:38,012
--Hopping from
motel to motel...
1251
01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:42,417
Come on, that's no life
for a pregnant teenager.
1252
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:48,222
Why is she
doing this to me?
1253
01:13:52,394 --> 01:13:54,429
Look, I, I have their
confidence, okay?
1254
01:13:54,431 --> 01:13:57,832
There's a, there's a open line
of communication, right?
1255
01:13:57,834 --> 01:14:01,936
Now, Harriet will tell
me everything.
1256
01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:04,572
Eliza is in good hands.
Come on, babe.
1257
01:14:04,574 --> 01:14:06,207
I know it doesn't
seem like it,
1258
01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:09,143
but I've been doing
all this for you.
1259
01:14:14,716 --> 01:14:17,718
You really need
to leave now, Les.
1260
01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:37,338
-Jude.
-Hey, Mom.
1261
01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:39,173
Hi.
1262
01:14:39,508 --> 01:14:41,342
Look at your hair.
1263
01:14:41,410 --> 01:14:43,811
-Is it really you?
-It really is.
1264
01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:47,014
-Something smells good.
-Mmm, come in.
1265
01:14:47,016 --> 01:14:48,749
And you must be Eliza.
1266
01:14:48,751 --> 01:14:50,117
- Hi.
- Hey, Prudence.
1267
01:14:50,119 --> 01:14:52,220
Tell me, sweetie,
you're how far along?
1268
01:14:52,222 --> 01:14:53,988
-I'm almost six months.
-Wonderful!
1269
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:56,224
Then you're way past all that
morning sickness nonsense.
1270
01:14:56,226 --> 01:15:01,128
- Mom says you started smoking.
- I hope it's only cigarettes.
1271
01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:02,463
Come in, it's nice to see you.
1272
01:15:02,465 --> 01:15:03,498
Come in, I have a
vegetarian dinner...
1273
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:06,334
Oh, my God.
-...or breakfast,
or whatever, on.
1274
01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:09,303
-Hey, hi.
-Well, come on, come
in. Hello, Johnny.
1275
01:15:11,473 --> 01:15:13,641
Harriet's so great.
1276
01:15:14,276 --> 01:15:16,177
So easy to talk to.
1277
01:15:17,279 --> 01:15:18,513
Yeah.
1278
01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:23,217
She was... She was so
good to Teddy too.
1279
01:15:23,886 --> 01:15:24,385
You know?
1280
01:15:24,387 --> 01:15:28,189
She was like... She was like
the mom he never had.
1281
01:15:56,585 --> 01:15:57,919
So I guess this is, uh...
1282
01:15:57,921 --> 01:16:00,655
It's kind of like
our honeymoon, huh?
1283
01:16:01,523 --> 01:16:02,757
Yeah.
1284
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:04,859
Well...
1285
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:08,195
It ain't exactly
Hawaii, but it'll do.
1286
01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:35,349
Yeah, but it tastes
so much better without the...
1287
01:17:35,351 --> 01:17:38,753
No, I asked for
a salad and you would come
back with one-inch carrots!
1288
01:17:38,755 --> 01:17:40,755
- I remember that,
I remember that.
1289
01:17:40,757 --> 01:17:44,191
"Okay, need a few
more." Very sweet.
1290
01:17:44,193 --> 01:17:48,396
No, no. We
were just gonna have one
carrot, that was dinner.
1291
01:17:48,697 --> 01:17:49,897
How much of this do you want?
1292
01:17:49,899 --> 01:17:52,733
Um, well, I see four
there, so probably four.
1293
01:17:52,735 --> 01:17:53,668
I'm hungry.
1294
01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:55,936
Excuse me one
second, guys.
1295
01:17:55,938 --> 01:17:57,471
Sure, hon.
1296
01:18:21,930 --> 01:18:23,164
Hello?
1297
01:18:24,966 --> 01:18:26,200
Hello?
1298
01:18:30,172 --> 01:18:31,405
Eliza?
1299
01:18:32,808 --> 01:18:34,075
Eliza?
1300
01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:44,952
Yeah, but... But...
Why, why...
1301
01:18:45,253 --> 01:18:47,755
Why would you move
to California?
1302
01:18:52,861 --> 01:18:54,595
That isn't fair.
1303
01:18:54,597 --> 01:18:57,865
It's not like we ever
had anything that was defined,
1304
01:18:57,867 --> 01:18:59,233
you know?
1305
01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:03,604
That's how you wanted
it, Rooster.
1306
01:19:10,645 --> 01:19:14,215
Maybe we both use the scene
as a cover, huh?
1307
01:19:18,820 --> 01:19:20,221
I know.
1308
01:19:21,957 --> 01:19:25,126
Please don't do anything
until I see you.
1309
01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:29,130
I just lost my brother,
I don't need to lose you too.
1310
01:19:33,568 --> 01:19:37,438
And the first leg
of our world tour
comes to an end.
1311
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:38,372
Whoo!
1312
01:19:58,326 --> 01:20:01,362
What're you doing
up at this hour?
1313
01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:05,032
I could ask you
the same question.
1314
01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:09,270
Annabelle won't let
me sleep anymore.
1315
01:20:11,373 --> 01:20:12,606
Plus...
1316
01:20:13,141 --> 01:20:15,409
Johnny boy snores.
1317
01:20:19,748 --> 01:20:21,782
What're you writing?
1318
01:20:22,751 --> 01:20:25,152
-It's just some lyrics.
-Hmm.
1319
01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:26,353
For a song.
1320
01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:28,122
Is it about a girl?
1321
01:20:28,857 --> 01:20:30,291
No.
1322
01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:31,759
No, it's not like that.
1323
01:20:31,761 --> 01:20:33,027
Oh, come on.
1324
01:20:33,029 --> 01:20:35,062
With that beautiful face,
1325
01:20:35,064 --> 01:20:38,732
I'm sure you have to beat
the groupies away by now.
1326
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:42,236
You know that's not
what our scene's about.
1327
01:20:42,238 --> 01:20:43,571
Jude...
1328
01:20:43,573 --> 01:20:46,273
Are you really gonna
let those stupid,
1329
01:20:46,275 --> 01:20:50,411
Straight Edge rules keep you
from finding true love?
1330
01:20:58,820 --> 01:21:01,655
You know, today is
Teddy's birthday.
1331
01:21:07,329 --> 01:21:09,463
He would have been 18.
1332
01:21:22,577 --> 01:21:24,879
Happy birthday, Teddy.
1333
01:21:50,538 --> 01:21:51,238
I don't, I don't understand.
1334
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:53,707
You said that whenever
you weren't playing,
you would be with me.
1335
01:21:53,709 --> 01:21:57,044
I know. I got to make
sure my squat's okay.
1336
01:21:57,046 --> 01:22:00,981
You know, the city,
they're evicting people
left and right,
1337
01:22:00,983 --> 01:22:05,286
now that the yuppies
want to live there.
It's crazy.
1338
01:22:08,290 --> 01:22:09,957
Don't be mad, okay?
1339
01:22:09,959 --> 01:22:12,893
I'm working on a new
plan for both of us.
1340
01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,489
Jude, have you...
1341
01:22:42,491 --> 01:22:44,825
Have you ever thought about...
1342
01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:48,829
Searching for
your birth parents?
1343
01:22:52,901 --> 01:22:53,901
Not really.
1344
01:22:53,903 --> 01:22:57,037
I, uh, I was talking
to Eric in your band.
1345
01:22:57,505 --> 01:23:00,140
He told me he met his
birth mother in Korea.
1346
01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:02,776
He said it was
a great experience.
1347
01:23:03,211 --> 01:23:04,278
Eric's adopted?
1348
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:07,514
His last name's Steinberg,
what do you think?
1349
01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:10,884
I don't know, I mean,
he never talks about it.
1350
01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:12,186
That's because
he's okay with it.
1351
01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:16,991
He's got such an
interesting perspective
on how life works, that guy.
1352
01:23:16,993 --> 01:23:20,861
Why're you talking to Eric
about stuff like this?
1353
01:23:22,797 --> 01:23:25,666
I think Johnny's got
someone else.
1354
01:23:30,939 --> 01:23:33,207
Why aren't you
saying anything?
1355
01:23:34,642 --> 01:23:36,810
I don't know what to say.
1356
01:23:37,178 --> 01:23:38,545
Maybe you do.
1357
01:23:39,681 --> 01:23:42,683
Maybe you do, Jude,
and you just won't.
1358
01:23:57,198 --> 01:23:58,665
Eliza...
1359
01:24:00,435 --> 01:24:01,835
Just say it.
1360
01:24:02,537 --> 01:24:05,973
Johnny and I
are a sham.
1361
01:24:06,341 --> 01:24:09,643
Oh, God.
This whole thing's a big joke.
1362
01:24:10,478 --> 01:24:13,113
You're gonna have Teddy's baby
and it will be beautiful.
1363
01:24:13,115 --> 01:24:17,351
I don't even remember
what Teddy looks like.
1364
01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:20,421
Fuck!
1365
01:24:20,423 --> 01:24:20,921
I try.
1366
01:24:20,923 --> 01:24:24,358
I try really hard when
I'm falling asleep at
night, but I just...
1367
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:27,061
I can't seem to put his face
together in my mind.
1368
01:24:27,063 --> 01:24:29,029
You should have said.
I, I have pictures of him.
1369
01:24:29,031 --> 01:24:32,166
It's not... It's not
about pictures, Jude.
1370
01:24:32,168 --> 01:24:33,967
You and Johnny are
exactly the same.
1371
01:24:33,969 --> 01:24:37,738
You both want some little
replacement for Teddy.
1372
01:24:37,939 --> 01:24:39,907
That's why I call her
Annabelle.
1373
01:24:39,909 --> 01:24:41,742
So that everyone
will just stop it
1374
01:24:41,744 --> 01:24:44,845
and think about me
once in a while.
1375
01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:50,951
- Listen...
1376
01:24:50,953 --> 01:24:53,921
I will always be here for you.
1377
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:00,327
-Hey.
-Hmm?
1378
01:25:16,377 --> 01:25:17,611
Eliza...
1379
01:25:18,213 --> 01:25:19,513
Jude, Jude...
1380
01:25:19,515 --> 01:25:22,816
-Stop.
-No, I wanna be with you.
1381
01:25:24,419 --> 01:25:26,153
Jude, Jude...
1382
01:25:26,421 --> 01:25:28,489
Do you really want to lose
your virginity
1383
01:25:28,491 --> 01:25:31,758
to some messed up, pregnant
girl in a green house?
1384
01:25:32,260 --> 01:25:33,527
Yeah.
1385
01:25:35,463 --> 01:25:39,233
Wait, what makes you think
I'm a virgin?
1386
01:25:40,435 --> 01:25:43,070
Teddy told me you both were.
1387
01:25:46,508 --> 01:25:48,275
Thanks, Teddy.
1388
01:25:51,846 --> 01:25:53,814
Oh, God.
1389
01:25:56,584 --> 01:25:58,819
Sorry.
1390
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:00,420
Oh, Jude...
1391
01:26:05,193 --> 01:26:07,261
So, how long
will you be gone?
1392
01:26:07,263 --> 01:26:09,496
I don't know. I just
need to confront Johnny
1393
01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:10,531
and then I'll decide.
1394
01:26:10,533 --> 01:26:12,065
I can't just sit
around here anymore.
1395
01:26:12,067 --> 01:26:15,369
-But you'll come back before?
-Yes, I will.
1396
01:26:15,371 --> 01:26:16,303
Whether he wants it or not,
1397
01:26:16,305 --> 01:26:19,373
I want you, of all people,
to be there when it happens.
1398
01:26:21,910 --> 01:26:24,011
That means the world
to me, hon.
1399
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:27,614
Thank you.
1400
01:26:29,751 --> 01:26:30,417
You'll come back soon?
1401
01:26:30,419 --> 01:26:33,086
So I can tell you how
very proud of you I am.
1402
01:26:33,821 --> 01:26:35,422
I will, Mom.
1403
01:26:59,781 --> 01:27:01,014
Hello?
1404
01:27:01,016 --> 01:27:01,815
Harriet?
1405
01:27:01,817 --> 01:27:03,984
-Mmm-hmm.
-Diane.
1406
01:27:05,186 --> 01:27:06,553
Diane Caplan.
1407
01:27:07,755 --> 01:27:10,324
Oh, shit!
1408
01:27:11,459 --> 01:27:15,229
So, I'm sure you've heard
that I was against all this.
1409
01:27:15,231 --> 01:27:16,296
But I'm...
1410
01:27:16,298 --> 01:27:18,365
I've had some time
to think about it now
1411
01:27:18,367 --> 01:27:20,000
and I'm prepared to accept it,
1412
01:27:20,002 --> 01:27:24,404
and to help her in
whatever way she needs.
1413
01:27:25,340 --> 01:27:27,441
That's what I came
to tell her.
1414
01:27:27,443 --> 01:27:28,442
Well, I feel awful.
1415
01:27:28,444 --> 01:27:31,712
It didn't occur to me that
you would actually come
1416
01:27:31,714 --> 01:27:32,145
when I called.
1417
01:27:32,147 --> 01:27:34,314
I just wanted you to know
how much she missed you.
1418
01:27:34,316 --> 01:27:37,017
No, you were just trying
to help. I...
1419
01:27:37,019 --> 01:27:39,586
I'm famous for my bad timing.
1420
01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:41,021
I actually would have
been here sooner
1421
01:27:41,023 --> 01:27:42,289
but I was terrified of
driving myself and...
1422
01:27:42,291 --> 01:27:44,458
God, that must sound so silly
to a woman like you, but...
1423
01:27:44,460 --> 01:27:46,093
I didn't want Les
to bring me here
1424
01:27:46,095 --> 01:27:48,528
because I thought
that might be, um...
1425
01:27:48,530 --> 01:27:50,530
You know... Awkward.
1426
01:27:50,532 --> 01:27:53,000
That could be awkward.
1427
01:27:53,002 --> 01:27:54,901
Little bit.
1428
01:27:55,069 --> 01:27:55,902
Well, I'm curious,
1429
01:27:55,904 --> 01:27:58,639
you just said,
"A woman like you."
1430
01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:01,174
Uh, what did you mean by that?
1431
01:28:01,176 --> 01:28:02,676
No! I didn't mean...
1432
01:28:02,678 --> 01:28:05,612
God, no. I, I just
meant that you, you...
1433
01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:07,547
Strike me as
somebody who's, um...
1434
01:28:07,549 --> 01:28:09,283
You know, who's hardy.
1435
01:28:09,285 --> 01:28:14,187
Ha, that sounds like a
polite way of saying bumpkin.
1436
01:28:14,189 --> 01:28:14,488
Gosh!
1437
01:28:14,490 --> 01:28:16,757
-I've insulted you
already, haven't I?
-No, no. It's fine.
1438
01:28:16,759 --> 01:28:19,826
I am a bit of a bumpkin,
and I'm hardy too.
It's okay, it's okay.
1439
01:28:19,828 --> 01:28:24,331
But you know what,
believe it or not,
I don't drive either.
1440
01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:26,333
-Really?
-Mmm-mmm.
1441
01:28:26,501 --> 01:28:28,335
God, how do you
manage that out here?
1442
01:28:28,337 --> 01:28:30,937
You're in the middle
of nowhere.
1443
01:28:30,939 --> 01:28:32,172
Wow!
1444
01:28:43,418 --> 01:28:45,018
What's so funny?
1445
01:28:49,123 --> 01:28:52,893
Do you think that when
we get older and...
1446
01:28:53,127 --> 01:28:55,996
We've, like, drifted
apart 'cause...
1447
01:28:56,564 --> 01:28:59,900
Let's face it, the odds
are that we will, right?
1448
01:29:00,735 --> 01:29:05,272
Will you remember me as
the most fucked up girl
you ever knew?
1449
01:29:08,943 --> 01:29:10,177
Hmm.
1450
01:29:10,179 --> 01:29:11,812
I would.
1451
01:29:22,256 --> 01:29:23,090
And in the East Village
1452
01:29:23,092 --> 01:29:25,692
the police set up a perimeter
around Tompkins Square Park
1453
01:29:25,694 --> 01:29:29,529
in anticipation of a clash
over the community board's
new rule.
1454
01:29:29,531 --> 01:29:31,865
Angry locals blame
gentrification...
1455
01:29:31,867 --> 01:29:33,667
Just leave us off here.
1456
01:29:42,977 --> 01:29:44,344
Excuse me?
1457
01:29:45,713 --> 01:29:46,279
What is all this?
1458
01:29:46,281 --> 01:29:49,282
Fucking mayor wants a curfew
in the park to get rid
of the homeless.
1459
01:29:49,284 --> 01:29:51,651
But we know he wants
to get rid of us too.
1460
01:29:51,653 --> 01:29:54,421
Come on, let's get
out of here.
1461
01:29:54,655 --> 01:29:57,858
I really don't
know how to thank you for
everything you've done.
1462
01:29:57,860 --> 01:29:59,726
I feel like I should offer
you money or something.
1463
01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:02,429
Don't be silly, I've enjoyed
having Eliza here.
1464
01:30:02,431 --> 01:30:04,364
I think it was good for me.
1465
01:30:04,366 --> 01:30:05,932
In what way?
1466
01:30:06,667 --> 01:30:08,869
I don't know, really. I...
1467
01:30:09,837 --> 01:30:14,841
I suspect it had something
to do with the idea of
Jude's birth mother.
1468
01:30:14,843 --> 01:30:17,811
She was apparently
the exact same age.
1469
01:30:17,813 --> 01:30:20,013
-Was she?
-Mmm-hmm.
1470
01:30:20,348 --> 01:30:22,382
What happened to her?
1471
01:30:23,785 --> 01:30:25,419
I don't know.
1472
01:30:31,292 --> 01:30:34,027
I do think that even
with all this mess
1473
01:30:34,029 --> 01:30:35,328
we've somehow managed
to raise spirited,
1474
01:30:35,330 --> 01:30:37,597
-smart kids, you know?
-Right, in spite of ourselves.
1475
01:30:37,599 --> 01:30:39,566
- Yes, and especially
1476
01:30:39,568 --> 01:30:42,068
-despite Lester.
-Yeah.
1477
01:30:46,908 --> 01:30:50,644
Hey, Mr. Clean.
Come on in, there.
1478
01:30:51,345 --> 01:30:53,313
-Yeah.
-Hi.
1479
01:30:53,414 --> 01:30:56,683
Okay, I, uh, I
organized this little soiree.
1480
01:30:56,685 --> 01:30:57,651
Have a seat, uh...
1481
01:30:57,653 --> 01:31:00,153
These two showed up
at my doorstep.
1482
01:31:00,155 --> 01:31:02,756
And it seemed like
there was some serious air
1483
01:31:02,758 --> 01:31:05,859
-that needed to be cleared.
-Yeah, I know.
1484
01:31:06,627 --> 01:31:08,361
You haven't called us
for two weeks.
1485
01:31:08,363 --> 01:31:10,163
You really think
that's acceptable?
1486
01:31:10,165 --> 01:31:11,998
Only because I needed to wait.
1487
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,801
For what, Johnny?
For the baby to be born?
1488
01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:17,170
No. To be 100% sure,
1489
01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:19,206
but now I am.
1490
01:31:19,208 --> 01:31:22,008
So I'm really glad
you're both here.
1491
01:31:22,010 --> 01:31:23,610
Sure about what?
1492
01:31:35,857 --> 01:31:37,624
What is this?
1493
01:31:37,892 --> 01:31:41,061
That's Ravi Milan
and his wife, Arpeeta.
1494
01:31:41,063 --> 01:31:42,462
Ravi's a lawyer.
1495
01:31:42,464 --> 01:31:44,264
Why do we need a lawyer?
1496
01:31:44,966 --> 01:31:47,534
Ravi's also Teddy's dad.
1497
01:31:48,469 --> 01:31:51,471
I knew, I knew from my mom
he was in New York somewhere
1498
01:31:51,473 --> 01:31:52,472
but I, I never
attempted to find him.
1499
01:31:52,474 --> 01:31:56,209
I, I always figured
that Teddy would do
that someday, but...
1500
01:31:56,211 --> 01:31:58,111
You know, lately,
it occurred to me
1501
01:31:58,113 --> 01:32:01,381
that Teddy's dad might
be able to help us out
with money.
1502
01:32:01,383 --> 01:32:03,550
You know, for the baby.
1503
01:32:03,552 --> 01:32:05,952
And, and after having
finally met him,
1504
01:32:05,954 --> 01:32:09,723
I think he can help us out
with so much more.
1505
01:32:09,725 --> 01:32:11,157
Like what?
1506
01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:13,894
Well...
1507
01:32:13,896 --> 01:32:15,662
Like with a home.
1508
01:32:16,197 --> 01:32:18,031
What're you saying?
1509
01:32:18,266 --> 01:32:20,467
The Milans, they have
no children.
1510
01:32:20,469 --> 01:32:21,868
When I spoke to Ravi
1511
01:32:21,870 --> 01:32:23,937
he was crushed by what
happened to Teddy.
1512
01:32:23,939 --> 01:32:26,306
He felt like he completely
missed out on the chance
1513
01:32:26,308 --> 01:32:29,276
to ever get to know him
because of my mom's insanity.
1514
01:32:29,278 --> 01:32:29,843
What're you saying?
1515
01:32:29,845 --> 01:32:35,248
Adoption is something the
Milans have discussed
for some time now.
1516
01:32:35,250 --> 01:32:37,417
Oh, my God.
1517
01:32:37,685 --> 01:32:40,420
This is what you've wanted
the whole time, isn't it?
1518
01:32:40,422 --> 01:32:41,354
-No, no.
-Isn't it?
1519
01:32:41,356 --> 01:32:43,957
Well, why didn't you
just fuckin' say so from
the beginning?
1520
01:32:43,959 --> 01:32:46,626
-Why did you have to
put me through all this?
-Whoa, whoa...
1521
01:32:46,628 --> 01:32:47,994
Eliza, Eliza, what I wanted
1522
01:32:47,996 --> 01:32:51,631
was for Teddy's child
to be with family.
1523
01:32:51,633 --> 01:32:53,233
Teddy's child?
1524
01:32:53,834 --> 01:32:54,267
Teddy's child.
1525
01:32:54,269 --> 01:32:56,436
-At the time I thought that
that could only mean me.
-It's Teddy's child?
1526
01:32:56,438 --> 01:32:58,872
I can't believe this.
I can't fuckin' believe this.
1527
01:32:58,874 --> 01:33:02,075
But Ravi has so much more
to offer a child than us.
1528
01:33:02,077 --> 01:33:06,279
It's everything
we wanna give Annabelle.
1529
01:33:06,281 --> 01:33:08,048
But better.
1530
01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:11,384
I can't believe this.
1531
01:33:11,819 --> 01:33:12,519
Oh!
1532
01:33:12,521 --> 01:33:14,521
--Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! Hey, Jude...
1533
01:33:14,523 --> 01:33:18,158
You're a fraud! He
just wants to be with
his fuckin' boyfriend.
1534
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:19,392
He wants to run to California,
1535
01:33:19,394 --> 01:33:21,428
just toss Eliza and
the baby aside.
1536
01:33:21,430 --> 01:33:23,363
-That's not how it is.
-Tell the truth!
1537
01:33:23,365 --> 01:33:24,564
Jude, hey, hey.
1538
01:33:24,566 --> 01:33:26,433
Fuckin' liar!
1539
01:33:26,435 --> 01:33:27,100
Eliza!
1540
01:33:27,102 --> 01:33:29,936
Excuse me, excuse me.
1541
01:33:44,251 --> 01:33:46,987
I don't really know
what's going on.
1542
01:33:46,989 --> 01:33:48,888
Jude is right.
1543
01:33:49,523 --> 01:33:51,324
I've fucked everything up.
1544
01:33:51,659 --> 01:33:55,195
All I wanted was to finally
do right by Teddy.
1545
01:33:55,529 --> 01:33:57,964
We say fuck you!
We say fuck you!
1546
01:33:57,966 --> 01:33:59,332
Eliza!
1547
01:34:01,736 --> 01:34:04,070
We say fuck you!
We say fuck you!
1548
01:34:06,607 --> 01:34:07,974
Eliza!
1549
01:34:14,615 --> 01:34:15,882
Eliza!
1550
01:34:19,153 --> 01:34:21,521
I have the
right to be here!
1551
01:34:31,866 --> 01:34:33,099
Eliza!
1552
01:34:34,468 --> 01:34:35,802
Eliza!
1553
01:34:42,910 --> 01:34:44,411
Get back here!
1554
01:34:57,658 --> 01:34:58,925
Hey, hey!
1555
01:34:58,927 --> 01:35:00,293
Eliza!
1556
01:35:02,029 --> 01:35:03,263
Asshole!
1557
01:35:07,268 --> 01:35:09,202
Hey, Eliza! Are you okay?
1558
01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:10,970
All right, watch out,
all right?
She's pregnant!
1559
01:35:10,972 --> 01:35:15,208
-Nobody gets to lay a claim
on this baby but me, Jude.
-I know.
1560
01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:16,576
Nobody!
1561
01:35:17,812 --> 01:35:19,312
I wanted to have a family.
1562
01:35:19,314 --> 01:35:22,148
Just a family, a good family
who wants a baby,
1563
01:35:22,150 --> 01:35:23,516
not people trying to
bring Teddy back,
1564
01:35:23,518 --> 01:35:25,852
not some long-lost father
who's trying to make up
1565
01:35:25,854 --> 01:35:27,687
-for his shitty past, okay?
-I know.
1566
01:35:27,689 --> 01:35:29,689
I just want a family,
that's all I want!
1567
01:35:29,691 --> 01:35:32,525
Whatever you want,
that's what we'll do.
1568
01:35:32,527 --> 01:35:32,992
Okay?
1569
01:35:32,994 --> 01:35:35,895
Now let's just get
the fuck out of here.
1570
01:36:02,356 --> 01:36:03,523
Is the baby okay?
1571
01:36:03,525 --> 01:36:07,360
Oh, hey, hey, hey,
the patient speaks.
1572
01:36:08,429 --> 01:36:10,997
Baby's right as rain,
sweetheart.
1573
01:36:11,599 --> 01:36:13,032
How are you?
1574
01:36:13,034 --> 01:36:16,035
Oh, I kept my eyes shut
tight the whole time.
1575
01:36:16,137 --> 01:36:17,737
I didn't want
to see anything.
1576
01:36:17,739 --> 01:36:21,040
-Then I asked for them to
give me something to sleep.
-Mmm.
1577
01:36:21,042 --> 01:36:22,942
You know, you've been
asleep for seven years.
1578
01:36:22,944 --> 01:36:25,378
-This is your fourth child.
-Stop it, Lester.
1579
01:36:25,380 --> 01:36:27,747
It's okay, Harriet.
1580
01:36:27,749 --> 01:36:29,449
He means well.
1581
01:36:30,484 --> 01:36:30,917
Sweetheart,
1582
01:36:30,919 --> 01:36:34,988
the nurse wants to know if
you'd like to hold the baby.
1583
01:36:38,559 --> 01:36:41,795
They say it's too easy
to fall in love.
1584
01:36:43,898 --> 01:36:45,665
Are you sure?
1585
01:36:49,470 --> 01:36:50,703
Yeah.
1586
01:36:52,173 --> 01:36:53,973
But I want Jude to.
1587
01:36:58,112 --> 01:36:59,412
Now?
1588
01:37:00,881 --> 01:37:02,115
Yeah.
1589
01:37:04,418 --> 01:37:06,119
Follow me, Jude.
1590
01:37:14,361 --> 01:37:15,728
Oh, my girl.
1591
01:37:16,397 --> 01:37:18,398
My brave, brave girl.
1592
01:37:32,079 --> 01:37:33,680
You know, I was
thinking that, uh...
1593
01:37:33,682 --> 01:37:37,016
You know, if you wanna be
we could be roommates again.
1594
01:37:37,018 --> 01:37:38,418
-Really?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1595
01:37:38,420 --> 01:37:40,720
I got a lead on
an apartment that...
1596
01:37:40,722 --> 01:37:44,224
Looks like it could be
a lot bigger, you know,
two rooms.
1597
01:37:44,226 --> 01:37:45,491
-Yeah, that'd be awesome.
-Hmm.
1598
01:37:45,493 --> 01:37:48,728
If a guy's gonna get his
shit together, you know,
he needs a little space.
1599
01:37:48,730 --> 01:37:50,930
And I'm speaking
for both of us.
1600
01:37:50,932 --> 01:37:52,432
Here it is.
1601
01:37:58,405 --> 01:38:01,207
I always thought
he'd look like Teddy.
1602
01:38:02,776 --> 01:38:05,712
He doesn't look
like Eliza either.
1603
01:38:07,114 --> 01:38:09,682
He just looks like himself.
1604
01:38:12,219 --> 01:38:14,888
You think I'll ever
see him after this?
1605
01:38:20,194 --> 01:38:24,864
In 10 years, he's going to be
a completely different person.
1606
01:38:25,266 --> 01:38:27,367
And so are you, champ.
1607
01:38:29,603 --> 01:38:32,138
Go in there. Go say hi.
1608
01:38:37,411 --> 01:38:38,011
There you go.
1609
01:38:38,013 --> 01:38:41,381
- Make sure to
support his head.
1610
01:38:47,254 --> 01:38:48,922
It's okay.
1611
01:39:45,145 --> 01:39:47,947
If Teddy hadn't
left us for good,
1612
01:39:48,115 --> 01:39:52,085
if he was still somewhere
up there, 10 years later
1613
01:39:52,087 --> 01:39:56,489
hovering above the city
in the troposphere
of the earth,
1614
01:39:56,724 --> 01:40:00,093
he'd see a little part
transformed.
1615
01:40:01,628 --> 01:40:03,930
He'd find Eliza in Brooklyn,
1616
01:40:03,932 --> 01:40:05,531
starting her own family.
1617
01:40:05,533 --> 01:40:08,301
And his best friend,
believe it or not,
1618
01:40:08,303 --> 01:40:11,804
about to become
a father himself.
1619
01:40:13,273 --> 01:40:15,975
He'd know that he had
not been forgotten
1620
01:40:15,977 --> 01:40:17,810
even if the outlines
of his face
1621
01:40:17,812 --> 01:40:21,280
grow fuzzier with
each passing year.
1622
01:40:22,249 --> 01:40:23,750
Maybe he'd also see
1623
01:40:23,752 --> 01:40:26,819
how fragile each
and every life is.
1624
01:40:26,821 --> 01:40:30,523
And that they all just fall
to earth and scatter
1625
01:40:30,525 --> 01:40:33,626
hoping to settle
somewhere and stick
1626
01:40:34,495 --> 01:40:37,330
like big, dry snowflakes
1627
01:40:37,598 --> 01:40:39,932
from a white Vermont sky.