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ACT THREE FINALE.
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FBI, KILLS BIGFOOT.
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ACTION!
GET ON THE GROUND.
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I'M NOT BIGFOOT.
GET DOWN.
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I'M NOT BIGFOOT. DON'T SHOOT.
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GET DOWN.
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WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE THE HELL
IS THE CREATURE?
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OH, BOY.
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WHAT THE HELL.
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HEY, THERE, BUDDY?
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LOOKS LIKE I CAUGHT
YOU IN THE MIDDLE
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OF YOUR MORNING BATH.
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WELL, WHAT THE--NO, NO,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL JUST HEAD FURTHER
DOWNSTREAM.
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WHAT THE FUCK!
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RUN.
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HELP! HELP!
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HELP!
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BIGFOOT'S AFTER ME!
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HELP!
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BIGFOOT! RUN!
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HEY, MAN.
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I'M TYING A KNOT HERE.
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DUDE, WE GOT TO RUN.
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BIGFOOT'S COMING.
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ACTUALLY,
YOU'VE GOT TO RUN.
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I'M FIRST NATIONS.
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I'VE GOT NO BEEF
WITH HAIRY MAN.
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WHAT?
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GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.
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HELP!
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BIGFOOT'S AFTER ME!
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SON OF A BITCH,
THAT HURTS.
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THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
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YEAH, WE REALLY GOT
HIM GOOD, BRO.
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ONE LESS WEEKEND WARRIOR
IN OUR TROUT WATERS.
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MAN, IS THIS SUIT
GETTING TIRED.
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YEAH, I CAUGHT IT
ON A STICK.
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I ALMOST RIPPED
THE WHOLE DAMN THING OFF
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ALONG WITH MY BALL SACK.
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I THINK WE'RE
GOING TO NEED
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TO GET A NEW ONE.
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NO, WE CAN PROBABLY
FIX IT UP
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A FEW MORE TIMES.
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MAN, THAT GUY
FUCKIN' LOST IT.
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IT'S PRETTY AWESOME.
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AND THAT LAST LINE
OF YOURS,
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"YOU'RE TRESPASSING,"
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THAT IS HYSTERICAL, MAN.
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YES.
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YOU'RE A QUARTER WHITE,
MAN, LIGHTEN UP.
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THERE'S NOT
GONNA BE ANY FISH
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FOR THE NEXT FEW HUNDRED
YARDS, AT LEAST.
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YEAH, BUT I GOT HIM
WAY BEFORE THE MEAT HOLE,
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SO WE'RE GOOD
FROM THERE UP.
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COOL, BECAUSE
GRANDMA WANTS ME
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TO BRING HOME
A BUNCH OF FISH.
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WHAT, NO CATCH
AND RELEASE, MR. PURIST?
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NOT TODAY.
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NOT TODAY.
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DAVID?
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DAVID.
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ARE YOU HERE?
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DAVID?
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I HOPE HE REMEMBERS TO BRING
FISH BACK FOR OUR GUEST.
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OH, SHIT.
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DON'T LOOK AT 'EM.
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WELL, THAT'S HIM.
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THAT'S THE KID.
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TELL HIM ABOUT BIGFOOT.
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HEY, ART, WHAT'S UP?
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NOW, TELL HIM
ABOUT BIGFOOT.
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I'M SORRY, SIR.
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WE JUST SAW A CRAZY GUY
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RUNNING DOWN THE STREAM.
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YOU LOOKED PRETTY CRAZY.
YEAH.
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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STEVE JOBS.
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OH, COME ON, KID.
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THE CREATURE CHASED ME
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FROM HALF A MILE
DOWN THE RIVER.
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WHAT'D YOU CALL HIM,
HAIRY MAN?
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WHOA, MAN.
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THAT'S ENOUGH.
TELL HIM!
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WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE RELEASE DAVID?
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NO!
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO DOWN
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TO THE STATION...
I'M THE PRESIDENT
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OF FIRST FREAKING BANK,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
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AND IF YOU GIVE US A FULL
REPORT, I'LL...
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TELL HIM
WHAT YOU SAW OUT THERE.
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I'M SORRY.
WE JUST SAW A CRAZY GUY
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MESSING UP OUR FISHING.
LET HIM GO.
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ALL RIGHT,
PROBABLY SEEN A BEAR.
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IT WASN'T A BEAR.
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OKAY. IT WASN'T A BEAR.
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YOU TWO, TAKE OFF,
AND I'LL GO FIND BIGFOOT.
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HAIRY MAN!
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HAIRY MAN.
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I'LL GET YOU SOME
DRY CLOTHES, SOME FOOD,
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AND MAYBE A SEDATIVE.
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WHOA!
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HEY, SARAH,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
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NOTHING WITH YOU.
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HI, DAVID.
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SARAH.
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BITCH!
DUDE.
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SHE'S LIKE THE LAST
SINGLE GIRL IN TOWN.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
SHE'S A BITCH.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
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GOD, IT WAS SUCH
A GOOD DAY TODAY, BRO.
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WE SCARED THE HELL
OUT OF THAT TOURIST.
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UH-HMM.
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IT'S JUST LIKE
I WAS NEVER GONE.
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WHAT?
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IT'S COOL TO SCARE
A COUPLE OF TOURISTS,
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BUT NEITHER ONE
OF US CAN AFFORD
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TO GET ARRESTED, AGAIN.
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RELAX, MAN.
NOBODY KNOWS IT'S US.
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WE'RE NOT GOING
TO GET CAUGHT.
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RODNEY, YOU SHOULD
KNOW BETTER THAN ANYBODY,
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THERE ARE NO SECRETS
IN THIS TOWN.
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LOOK WHO'S TALKING, SLUT.
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HOW'S FISHING TODAY?
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PRETTY GOOD.
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OKAY. RODNEY,
I HAVE FIVE FIRST TIMERS
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THRASHING ON THE RIVER TODAY,
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AND I KNOW I STILL GOT
MORE FISH THAN YOU DID.
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BULLSHIT.
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YOU KNOW, GENIUSES,
IT IS FIRE SEASON.
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DAVID, WHY DO YOU
HANG OUT WITH THIS PUNK?
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HE JUST MAKES YOU STUPID.
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I'LL BEAT YOU STUPID, RC.
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SIT DOWN, RODNEY.
I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU.
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HERE. WHAT IS THIS?
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THAT WAS MY CHAI.
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THANKS FOR THAT.
IT'S MOOSE URINE.
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HI, GRANDMA OTTERTALE.
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HI.
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I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW MORNING.
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I CAN'T.
HELPING MY DAD ALL DAY.
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WHATEVER.
MORE FISH FOR ME.
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YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA GET BORED
WHEN YOU DON'T CATCH ANYTHING,
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AND YOU'RE GOING
TO BE HOME EARLY.
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NO.
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DID YOU CATCH
ANY FISH?
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OF COURSE.
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DID YOU SEE
ANYTHING INTERESTING?
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NO.
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NOTHING OUT
OF THE ORDINARY. WHY?
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I'VE SEEN AN ORB
LAST NIGHT.
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YOU MEAN ONE OF
THE "BRIGHT LIGHTS"
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THAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT
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AFTER SPENDING
TOO MUCH TIME
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IN THE SWEAT LODGE?
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YES. IT WAS A GREEN ONE.
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THEY ALWAYS COME FIRST.
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NO ORBS, GRANDMA.
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OKAY.
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GOOD LUCK.
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I BROUGHT HOME
A WHOLE BAG OF FRESH TROUT,
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AND WE'RE EATING
FROZEN FISH STICKS.
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THEY'RE FOR COMPANY.
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WHAT COMPANY?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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LOOKING FOR ORBS.
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COME ON, GRANDMA,
YOU HAVE TO EAT
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BEFORE YOU TAKE
YOUR HEART MEDICINE.
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THAT'S PROBABLY WHY
YOU'RE SEEING ORBS.
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I'M SEEING ORBS BECAUSE
SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN.
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EAT YOUR DINNER, PLEASE.
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OKAY.
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I GOT IT.
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HEY, ART.
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DAVID.
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HELLO, LOUISE.
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HEY, ARTHUR.
DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?
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NO, THANKS. I HAVE A LOT
ON MY PLATE TONIGHT.
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UH-HMM.
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DID YOU SEE ANY ORBS?
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NOT LATELY.
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I SAW A GREEN ONE
LAST NIGHT.
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REALLY, WHAT TIME?
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WHAT'S UP, ART?
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
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BILL WAS HALLUCINATING
OUT THERE TODAY.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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CITY GUY,
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NOT USED
TO THE FRESH AIR.
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PROBABLY SAW A BEAR.
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT
I THOUGHT ALSO
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UNTIL HE MENTIONED
A HAIRY MAN, DAVID.
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YOU SAW A HAIRY MAN?
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NO, GRANDMA.
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JUST SOME CRAZY TOURIST
HALLUCINATING
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THOUGHT HE SAW HIM.
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HE PROBABLY DID
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BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY HERE.
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YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU
AND RODNEY DO ME A FAVOR
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AND JUST TAKE IT EASY
FOR A WHILE.
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I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO HAVE TO LAUNCH
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A FORMAL INVESTIGATION.
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00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:48,913
GOOD NIGHT, LOUISE.
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GOOD NIGHT, ARTHUR.
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COME AGAIN REAL SOON.
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00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,352
NIGHT, ART.
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00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,925
GOD, YOU'RE RUDE.
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00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:36,461
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,029
IT'S COLD.
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00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,164
SOMETHING'S GONNA BITE ME.
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YOU ARE SUCH AS WUSS.
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00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:46,871
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
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BITE YOU,
THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE
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00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,476
BUT TROUT AND ME,
THEY WON'T BITE.
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NO.
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00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,413
I'M NOT BORED, RODNEY.
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WOULD YOU PREFER
A SPONGE BATH, PRINCESS?
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00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,719
YOU'D LIKE THAT,
WOULDN'T YOU?
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GET IN THIS RIVER,
YOU STINK.
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00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,755
I DO NOT.
220
00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,859
I CAN'T DO THIS.
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00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,734
WELL, HOWDY THERE,
STRANGER.
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00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,168
OH, HEY,
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I'M SORRY,
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00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,004
I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
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UH-HUH.
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00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,341
HOW ARE THEY BITING?
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FEW LITTLE ONES.
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NOTHING TO WRITE
HOME ABOUT.
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YOU MUST BE USING
THE WRONG PATTERN.
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LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
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00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,518
WHAT? OKAY.
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OF COURSE.
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00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,193
CADIS FLY?
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00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,862
REALLY?
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DUDE, IT'S ALL NYMPHS
RIGHT NOW.
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NYMPHS, HUH?
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00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,433
HERE.
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00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:52,137
LET ME SEE
WHAT WE HAVE HERE.
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HERE WE GO.
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THIS IS OUGHT TO DO IT.
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00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,347
YOU DO LIKE NYMPHS,
DON'T YOU?
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00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,415
I LOVE NYMPHS.
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00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,792
GIVE ME YOUR ROD.
WHAT?
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00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,895
YOU CAN'T CATCH A BIG FISH
UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED.
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00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,497
SO IF I DON'T GET ANYTHING
ON THIS NEXT CAST,
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE
MY SKIRT OFF.
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OKAY.
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00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:26,938
TOLD YOU.
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00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,142
YOU DO THIS OFTEN?
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00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,213
WHAT?
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00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,048
FISH NAKED.
252
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:40,985
AMONG OTHER THINGS.
253
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,587
HEY, I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T
CATCH YOUR NAME.
254
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,055
AMY.
255
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,491
COME ON OVER
AFTER YOU LOSE MY FISH.
256
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,828
NAKED HIPPIE CHICK TELLING ME
NOT TO LOSE MY FISH?
257
00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:54,933
DAMN IT.
258
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,100
TOLD YOU.
259
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,244
ENJOY THE SHOW?
260
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,313
I WAS FISHING,
I WASN'T SPYING.
261
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,281
OH, RELAX, JEN.
262
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,050
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME
SOMEONE WILL MASTURBATE
263
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,251
TO THE THOUGHT OF
MY WET, NAKED BODY.
264
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,319
AMY.
I WAS...
265
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:17,021
RELAX, BOTH OF YOU.
266
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,457
TOTALLY INNOCENT ENCOUNTER.
267
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,125
NICE GEAR.
268
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,126
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
269
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,261
IT'S ALMOST LUNCHTIME.
270
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,498
LADIES FIRST.
271
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,376
HOME SWEET HOME.
272
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,377
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
273
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,411
WHAT'S THIS?
274
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,412
HOME.
275
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,081
SINCE WHEN?
276
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,149
OH, JEN AND I GRADUATED
LAST MONTH
277
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:48,152
AND DECIDED TO GO MINIMALIST
INSTEAD OF ENTERING THE MACHINE.
278
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,188
MINIMALIST, HUH?
279
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,457
SO, WHAT DID YOU TWO STUDY
TO DRIVE YOU OUT HERE?
280
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,659
AMY, PHILOSOPHY,
ME, MATHEMATICS.
281
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:58,363
AND I WANTED TO EXPLORE
MY ROOTS AS WELL.
282
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,298
NICE SATELLITE DISH.
283
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,033
IT'S JUST
FOR INTERNET ACCESS.
284
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,935
WE DON'T BELIEVE
IN TELEVISION.
285
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,904
OKAY. OKAY.
286
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:15,313
YOU GUYS AREN'T
EXACTLY ROUGHING IT.
287
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,048
NO ONE SAID YOU HAD TO BE
UNCOMFORTABLE
288
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,182
TO COMMUNE WITH NATURE.
289
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,018
COMMUNING. YEAH.
290
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,520
YOU'RE JUST
A REGULAR POCAHONTAS.
291
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,558
OH, I LIKE YOUR LANDSCAPING.
292
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,559
OH, REALLY?
293
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,229
YOU LIKE OUR LANDSCAPING?
294
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,699
YEAH, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE OUR LANDSCAPING.
295
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,167
OH, PLEASE.
296
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,636
I CAN HANDLE
YOUR LANDSCAPING.
297
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,244
I SAW THE FIRST STAR.
298
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,279
I GET TO MAKE A WISH.
299
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,416
DO YOU THINK
THERE'S ALIEN USSES
300
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,418
ON ANOTHER PLANET
301
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,420
SOMEWHERE OUT THERE
LOOKING AT US
302
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,956
AND WONDERING IF THERE ARE
OTHER PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE?
303
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,457
CLICHE.
I FEEL SO SMALL
304
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,092
AND INSIGNIFICANT
305
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,227
WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARS.
306
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,063
CLICHE, CLICHE
307
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,465
YOU ARE.
308
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,634
DON'T BE INSULTING.
309
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,069
I'M SERIOUS.
310
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,603
SO AM I.
311
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,707
WE ARE INSIGNIFICANT,
BUT WHO CARES?
312
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,442
WHEN YOU'RE INSIGNIFICANT,
313
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,244
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HEAVY
RESPONSIBILITIES TO WORRY ABOUT.
314
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,584
WHAT?
315
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,153
LISTEN TO YOU, GUYS.
316
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,689
COME ON, I'M THE ONE
WITH A DEGREE IN PHILOSOPHY,
317
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,491
AND YOU DON'T HEAR ME
GETTING ALL METAPHYSICAL
318
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,259
AND RUINING A PERFECTLY
DELIGHTFUL EVENING.
319
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,161
BE NICE.
320
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,497
OKAY. WHY DO YOU THINK
WE'RE HERE?
321
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:43,101
I DON'T KNOW,
AND REALLY, I DON'T CARE.
322
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,635
PHILOSOPHY IS CRAP.
323
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,270
IT'S NOT CRAP.
324
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,272
NOT CRAP.
325
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,608
YES, IT IS.
326
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,410
DON'T YOU GO TO SCHOOL
OR SOMETHING?
327
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,379
WHY SHOULD I?
328
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,614
I MEAN, YOUR DEGREES
AREN'T DOING YOU MUCH GOOD.
329
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,183
THAT'S NOT TRUE!
330
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,487
YOU'RE A LIAR.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
331
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,323
OH, SHIT, I GOT TO GO.
332
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:09,093
AW, DOES LITTLE DAVIE
HAVE A CURFEW?
333
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:11,429
I GOT TO GO CHECK
ON MY GRANDMA.
334
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,531
YOU HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL,
335
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,733
HORNY WOMEN ALONE
IN THE WOODS,
336
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,169
AND YOU REALLY WANT
TO GO CHECK ON "GRANDMA"?
337
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,038
WE'RE LONELY.
338
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,807
LOOK, IF I DON'T GIVE MY GRANDMA
HER MEDICINE, SHE WON'T TAKE IT.
339
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,109
SUIT YOURSELF.
I UNDERSTAND.
340
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,278
WE MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR YOU.
341
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,647
WE DON'T HAVE TO
TORTURE HIM THIS MUCH.
342
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,049
BUT IT'S SO FUN.
343
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,119
HE HAS TO TAKE CARE OF
HIS GRANDMOTHER.
344
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,721
OH, WAIT, I'M HORNY.
345
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,322
DAVID, WAIT A MINUTE.
346
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,391
DAVID, DAVID, WAIT A SECOND.
347
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,061
LOOK, I REALLY NEED
TO CHECK ON MY GRANDMA.
348
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,262
IT'S COOL.
349
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,830
AMY'S A TERRIBLE TEASE.
350
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,365
REALLY?
351
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,699
OKAY. ACTUALLY,
SHE'S NOT A TEASE,
352
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,635
SHE'D PROBABLY
FOLLOW THROUGH.
353
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,204
YEAH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER.
354
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,572
DON'T WORRY,
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
355
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,307
JUST COME BACK
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
356
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,642
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH TOMORROW?
357
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,278
WE HAVE TO GO
INTO TOWN FOR SUPPLIES.
358
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,246
COME HERE.
359
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,650
NOW TAKE CARE OF GRANDMA.
360
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,418
RIGHT.
361
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,786
GRANDMA.
362
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:12,123
MEDICINE.
363
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,527
SHE PROBABLY WON'T DIE
IF SHE JUST MISSES ONE.
364
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,733
OH, NO.
365
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:30,374
HEY, ART, WHERE THE HELL
ARE YOU?
366
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,814
OH, HEY, DAVID.
367
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,649
HEY, ART.
368
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,218
WHAT'S UP?
369
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,653
OH, JUST DROPPED BY
TO CHECK IN.
370
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,622
WHY?
371
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:49,594
YOU KNOW, JUST MAKING
MY ROUNDS.
372
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,131
SEE YOU LATER, LOUISE.
373
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,765
YEAH, BYE, ARTHUR.
374
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,602
OH, HERE, YOUR BADGE.
375
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,306
HEY, ART,
376
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,875
THINK YOU BETTER GET
OVER HERE.
377
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,925
WHY ARE YOU WEARING
YOUR ROBE?
378
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,793
I TOOK MY MEDICINE.
379
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:27,365
THAT'S GREAT, GRANDMA.
380
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,700
WHAT WAS ART DOING HERE
SO LATE?
381
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,569
HE'S JUST CHECKING ON ME.
382
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,504
I'M GONNA SLEEP
HERE TONIGHT.
383
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,872
WHY?
384
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,675
I'M LOOKING FOR ORBS.
385
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,851
ARE YOU SURE YOU NOT TAKING
TOO MUCH OF YOUR MEDICINE?
386
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,885
YES.
387
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,554
SMELLS LIKE YOU ARE.
388
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,422
DID YOU GET ANY FISH?
389
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,890
YES.
390
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,360
JUST DOUBLE CHECKING.
391
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:59,430
WHAT?
392
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,499
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
393
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,301
FEEDING HAIRY MAN.
394
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,539
LET'S GO TO BED, GRANDMA.
395
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,710
I'M SLEEPING HERE TONIGHT
IN CASE ORBS COME.
396
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,346
GRANDMA, IT'S GONNA
BE COLD TONIGHT,
397
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,747
AND I WON'T BE
ABLE TO SLEEP
398
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,283
IF I THINK YOU'RE OUT HERE
FREEZING TO DEATH.
399
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,453
I WON'T FREEZE
IF YOU GIVE ME
MY BLANKET BACK.
400
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,888
COME ON.
401
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,627
SHIT.
402
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:34,465
YOU TREAT ME
LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
403
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,667
I'M SORRY, GRANDMA.
404
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,884
YOU REALLY LIKE MESSING
WITH PEOPLE, DON'T YOU?
405
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,019
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
406
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,388
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
DAVID.
407
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,657
HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA
EXPLODE WHEN HE LEFT HERE.
408
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,726
IT'S GOOD TO KEEP
GUYS GUESSING.
409
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,827
GUESSING?
410
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,029
HE'S PROBABLY LYING IN BED
411
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,664
IMAGINING THE TWO OF US
412
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,600
IN THE THROES OF
CRAZY LESBIAN SEX.
413
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,305
I'D HATE TO LET
THE LITTLE GUY DOWN.
414
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,574
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
415
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:17,575
NICE TRY.
416
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,443
HEAD GAMES WITH GUYS, FINE,
417
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,012
BUT NOT WITH ME.
418
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,580
I GOT TO PEE.
419
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:26,584
YOU WANT TO EXPLORE
YOUR ROOTS WITH DAVID.
420
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,619
MAYBE.
421
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,856
SHE BETTER NOT BE THINKING
ABOUT EXPERIMENTING.
422
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,624
IT'S REALLY BAD ENOUGH I
HAVE TO DEAL WITH BUGS
423
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:38,496
AND SNAKES,
AND OTHER CREEPY-CRAWLY SHIT.
424
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:56,080
I'M TIRED, AMES,
STOP MESSING AROUND.
425
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,582
I'M SERIOUS.
426
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,051
AMY, IT'S NOT POLITE
427
00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:02,520
TO SHINE A LIGHT ON SOMEONE
WHEN THEY'RE PEEING.
428
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:04,922
THANK YOU.
429
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,633
WHEN DID YOU GET
THE GREEN FLASHLIGHT?
430
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:16,801
WHAT?
431
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,569
YOU KNOW,
432
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:22,106
THE GREEN LIGHT YOU WERE SHINING
ON ME WHEN I WAS PEEING.
433
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,108
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
434
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:27,078
YOU WEREN'T SHINING
A GREEN LIGHT ON ME?
435
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,580
I TOLD YOU
THAT WAS STRONG STUFF.
436
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:30,614
STOP MESSING WITH ME.
437
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:31,982
I DIDN'T SMOKE THAT MUCH.
438
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,352
I THINK YOU DID.
439
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:36,387
SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT
MESSING WITH ME?
440
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,923
NO.
441
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,359
THAT IS SOME
GOOD LANDSCAPING.
442
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,827
MM-HMM.
443
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,452
WATCH THOSE RACCOONS, GRANDMA.
444
00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:10,454
I MIGHT BE LATE.
OKAY.
445
00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:11,956
YOU'LL TAKE
YOUR MEDICINE, RIGHT?
446
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,657
OKAY.
447
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:16,794
WHAT?
448
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,062
OH, AREN'T YOU GOING TO WISH
449
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,131
YOU CAME FISHING
WITH ME YESTERDAY.
450
00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:23,134
BETTER THAN SLAVE
LABORING WITH MY DAD?
451
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,549
OW!
GET OUT.
452
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,550
WHY?
453
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,951
GET THE FUCK OUT.
454
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,887
YOU'RE SMOKING HERB
WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO
455
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:45,523
HOT, NAKED HIPPIE CHICKS
ALL DAY AND YOU ASK ME WHY?
456
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,758
YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED ME,
YOU ASSHOLE.
457
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,859
UGH!
458
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:49,960
OW, FRICK YOU, MAN.
459
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:50,961
YEAH, IT BURNS.
460
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,863
I DIDN'T HAVE A PHONE.
461
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,064
WELL, THEN
YOU SHOULD'VE FOUND ONE.
462
00:23:58,136 --> 00:24:00,070
SERIOUSLY, DUDE,
WHAT THE FUCK?
463
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,006
YOU LUCKY BASTARD.
464
00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:06,510
THAT'S LIKE--THAT'S LIKE
"PENTHOUSE" FORUM SHIT.
465
00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:08,946
IT REALLY WASN'T
THAT EXCITING.
466
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,649
WHAT, YOU DIDN'T SEAL THE DEAL?
NO.
467
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,517
I HAD TO MAKE SURE
MY GRANDMA TOOK
HER MEDICINE.
468
00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:15,920
OH, MAN. YOUR PRIORITIES
ARE SO MESSED UP.
469
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,155
OKAY, WHATEVER.
NO.
470
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,924
OKAY, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
471
00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:21,225
YOU MEAN BEFORE
WE GO BACK AND VISIT
472
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,828
YOUR SOON TO BE
EX-GIRLFRIENDS?
473
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:26,163
THEY'RE IN TOWN TODAY.
SHIT.
474
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,732
OKAY. WE'LL GO TO SOUTH FORK.
475
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:31,035
SOUTH FORK?
476
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,904
THE FISHING SUCKS,
AND IT'S FULL OF TOURISTS.
477
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,139
EXACTLY.
478
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:38,008
TIME TO GENERATE
SOME MEDIA CRED.
479
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,478
OH, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU.
480
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,056
MAN, YOU ARE A MESS.
481
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,891
- RC.
- YEAH, BOB.
482
00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:55,659
HEY, RC, I'M KIND OF
HUNG-UP HERE.
483
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:56,994
COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND?
484
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,696
YOU KNOW, BOB, PART
OF BEING A FLY-FISHERMAN
485
00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,698
IS LEARNING HOW TO GET
YOURSELF UNTANGLED THERE.
486
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,767
I'D CUT YOU LOOSE, BUT I'D BE
DOING YOU A DISSERVICE.
487
00:25:03,769 --> 00:25:05,135
HEY, RC.
488
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:07,805
ANY LUCK TODAY?
489
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:10,274
MAN, THESE ARE GONNA BE
SO GREAT ON MUGBOOK.
490
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,210
NEVER MIND.
491
00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:14,879
YEAH. HEY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE
YOU'RE NOT JOINED
492
00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:16,847
TO THE HIP WITH
THAT CRIMINAL, DAVID.
493
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,282
COME ON, MAN.
494
00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:19,984
THAT WAS
A BULLSHIT CHARGE,
495
00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,218
AND YOU KNOW IT.
496
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,219
YEAH, BULLSHIT CHARGE.
497
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,888
HE STEALS ART'S PATROL CAR
498
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:24,922
AND DRIVES THROUGH
THE POST OFFICE,
499
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,824
AND THAT'S
A BULLSHIT CHARGE.
500
00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:29,126
NO ONE SAW HIM.
YEAH, OKAY.
501
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,861
HEY, DAVID, WHEN ARE YOU
COMING BY THE SHOP?
502
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,763
I'M OUT OF
STIMULATORS, PARACHUTES,
503
00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:35,165
WOOLY BUGGERS,
AND I'M LOW ON
EVERYTHING ELSE.
504
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,834
NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS?
OKAY.
505
00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:38,903
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
506
00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:40,271
HAIRY MAN.
507
00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:46,243
OH, SHIT. DAVID, REALLY?
508
00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,213
YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM
AS BIGFOOT.
509
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,148
HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
510
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:52,950
FISHING.
511
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:56,587
FISH ARE ALL TOO SCARED
DOWN HERE. LATER, RC.
512
00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,155
SERIOUSLY,
WE JUST SAW BIGFOOT
513
00:25:58,157 --> 00:25:59,890
- ON THE NORTH FORK RIVER.
- SOUTH FORK.
514
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:00,891
SOUTH FORK RIVER.
515
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,793
WE GOT A PHOTO OF IT.
516
00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,228
YES, THAT'S RIGHT, CHET.
517
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,797
WE ARE LIVE
WITH TONIGHT'S BIG STORY.
518
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,966
BIGFOOT
ON THE SOUTH FORK RIVER.
519
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:11,101
WE WANNA SHOW YOU
A VERY DRAMATIC PHOTOGRAPH
520
00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,604
THAT WAS JUST TAKEN HOURS AGO.
TAKE A LOOK.
521
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:14,805
NOW, IT IS BLURRY...
522
00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:17,808
HEY, GRANDMA.
523
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:20,010
...SOME KIND
OF CREATURE...
524
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,211
WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
525
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,813
NEWS.
526
00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:25,349
TOURISTS THINK
THEY SAW A BIGFOOT.
527
00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:28,619
HOLY SHIT.
528
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:30,354
- NO.
- CHARLIE MURPHY.
529
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:32,790
CHARLIE MURPHY,
YOU WERE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE.
530
00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:35,326
NOW THAT LOOKS LIKE A
VERY FANCY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.
531
00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:37,161
WITH NO DUE RESPECT, SIR,
532
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:40,731
WHY IS THIS PHOTO SO BLURRY?
533
00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:44,635
WELL, THE--I HAD ON
A REALLY WIDE LENS,
534
00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:47,805
AND THE CREATURE,
THIS BIG HAIRY THING
535
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:49,640
LOOKED AND MOVED MORE LIKE
AN APE THAN A MAN.
536
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:51,609
HE WAS REALLY WAY UPSTREAM
537
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,277
AND I MIGHT HAVE HAD THE--
I MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED
538
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,679
THE AUTO-FOCUS OFF
IN THE EXCITEMENT,
539
00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:57,748
BUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO
IS I'M GONNA GET MY
REALLY LONG LENS,
540
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,283
AND I'M GONNA COME BACK
OUT HERE EVERY DAY
541
00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,118
UNTIL I GET A BETTER PICTURE.
EVERY DAY?
542
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,786
NOW, WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO BE OUT HERE EVERY DAY?
543
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:03,954
TO GET A BETTER PICTURE.
544
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,657
WHAT A DOUCHE BAG.
545
00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:23,774
HOW CLOSE ARE WE GETTING?
546
00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:26,276
RIGHT UP AROUND THE BEND,
JUST CHILL.
547
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:28,178
NICE.
548
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,847
I SAID CHILL.
549
00:27:33,885 --> 00:27:35,419
THEY WERE IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE STREAM
550
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:37,154
JUST OFF THAT LITTLE PATH
BY THE ROCK.
551
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,355
WELL, THEY'RE NOT THERE NOW.
552
00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:39,757
WHAT ARE YOU FELLAS
LOOKING FOR?
553
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,291
OH, AMY, JEN.
WE WERE JUST...
554
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,127
HOPING TO FIND HER NAKED
IN THE RIVER?
555
00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:44,995
YES.
NO.
556
00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:49,333
THIS IS RODNEY.
WHAT'S UP, LADIES?
557
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:50,968
WOW.
558
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,369
A NEW FAN.
559
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:54,304
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
TOO DISAPPOINTED, RODNEY.
560
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:55,706
OF COURSE NOT.
561
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,307
YOU KNOW, DAVID,
THIS MAKES TWO STRIKES.
562
00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:59,143
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
563
00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,045
WELL, YOU DIDN'T COME
BY YESTERDAY.
564
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:04,682
JEN AND I JUST HAD
TO SATISFY EACH OTHER.
565
00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:07,084
JEN SAID YOU GUYS
WERE GOING INTO TOWN.
566
00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:08,886
SILLY, SILLY BOY.
567
00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:10,954
AND TODAY, YOU BROUGHT A FRIEND
WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION.
568
00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,990
I'M RODNEY.
569
00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:14,358
OKAY, I'M RODNEY.
570
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,193
AMY. AND THIS IS JEN.
571
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,895
NICE TO MEET YOU.
572
00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:18,996
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THOSE LINES
573
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,464
HAVE BEEN IN THE WATER YET.
574
00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:23,333
SINCE YOU'RE NOT FISHING,
575
00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:24,968
YOU CAN HELP US
WITH OUR LAUNDRY.
576
00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:28,005
I'M NOT REALLY
A LAUNDRY GUY.
577
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:30,007
OH, REALLY?
THAT'S TOO BAD.
578
00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:32,443
I HAVEN'T TAKEN OFF EVERYTHING
I NEED TO WASH JUST YET.
579
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:53,130
NICE TO SEE YOU
HARDLY WORKING, RODNEY.
580
00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:54,431
WELL, I'M KEEPING BUSY.
581
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,433
I SEE THAT.
582
00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:59,203
DAVID UNDERSTANDS
HOW TO TREAT WOMEN.
583
00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:03,006
WE CAN BE VERY GRATEFUL
TO MEN LIKE HIM.
584
00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:04,374
HEY, DAVID.
585
00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:06,844
DO YOU MIND WASHING THIS, TOO?
586
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,450
MAY I HAVE MY VEST BACK?
587
00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:15,519
NO.
588
00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:17,521
SO, DAVID,
589
00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:19,423
YOU'RE FIRST NATIONS, RIGHT?
590
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:20,424
MOSTLY.
591
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,893
MOSTLY?
592
00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:26,964
MY GRANDFATHER'S WHITE,
BUT I NEVER MET HIM.
593
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,232
WHY?
594
00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:29,800
DAMN GIRL, YOU'RE NOSY.
595
00:29:29,802 --> 00:29:31,068
I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
596
00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:32,469
I WAS RAISED IN THE CITY.
597
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,371
I'M GUESSING
IT WASN'T THE PROJECTS.
598
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:37,808
WHAT TRIBE
DO YOU BELONG TO?
599
00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:42,146
ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT MY HERITAGE.
600
00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:45,015
DO YOU WANNA HEAR
MY STORY?
601
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:46,383
YEAH, PLEASE.
602
00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,919
HERE WE GO.
603
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,421
MY GRANDFATHER
WAS A RODEO CLOWN
604
00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:54,458
WITH A PENCHANT FOR
FOUR-LEGGED COMPANIONSHIP.
605
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:59,129
HE MET AN UNTIMELY DEMISE
WHEN HE WAS CRUSHED BY A BULL.
606
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,430
MY MOTHER GOT KNOCKED UP
607
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:03,000
BY HER UNIVERSITY
FIRST NATIONS T.A.
608
00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:04,902
FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE.
609
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,303
AS SOON AS I WAS BORN,
610
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,906
THEY SPLIT
FOR AN ASHRAM IN FRANCE.
611
00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:11,175
MY CHILDHOOD WAS TYPICAL.
612
00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:13,944
TROUT FISHING
AND SWEAT LODGES.
613
00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:16,180
EACH SPRING, WE'D MIGRATE DOWN
TO THE LOWLANDS
614
00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:18,015
WHERE WE WOULD TRAP MOOSE
615
00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:20,150
AND DANCE NAKED UNDER
THE LUNAR ECLIPSES
616
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,853
COMMITTING PAGAN ACTS
OF DEFIANCE.
617
00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:25,289
PRETTY STANDARD
FIRST NATIONS STUFF, REALLY.
618
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:28,158
HE'S JERKING YOUR CHAIN, JEN.
619
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,393
DON'T MOCK HIM, AMY.
620
00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,862
IT'S ALL TRUE.
RIGHT.
621
00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:34,431
IT IS.
SERIOUSLY, IT'S ALL TRUE.
622
00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:37,601
TRAPPING MOOSE?
623
00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:40,838
MY GRANDFATHER
WAS A RODEO CLOWN
WHO GOT CRUSHED BY A BULL.
624
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,072
SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
625
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:46,443
I'M AFRAID
THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE.
626
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,378
THAT'S SO SAD.
627
00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:52,449
YOUR LIFE IS THE WEIRDEST.
628
00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:59,990
HEY, DAVID.
629
00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,925
DAMN, YOU ARE SUCH A TEASE.
630
00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:03,160
WOO.
631
00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:05,362
GOD, YOU GUYS DID
A TERRIBLE JOB WASHING.
632
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,598
STILL SMELLS
LIKE A BAG OF ASSHOLES.
633
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,400
I DON'T THINK
IT'S YOUR CLOTHES.
634
00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,236
I THINK SOMETHING
DIED IN THE WOODS.
635
00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:13,570
GROSS.
636
00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:26,016
- DUDE.
- I TOLD YOU.
637
00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:29,219
OH, SO YOU DON'T WANT US
FOR OUR BODIES, JUST OUR POT?
638
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:30,487
BOTH, PLEASE.
639
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,559
SO, WHAT ARE THESE ORB THINGS?
640
00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:36,960
I DON'T KNOW.
641
00:31:36,962 --> 00:31:38,896
LIKE I SAID,
I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE.
642
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:41,198
IS IT LIKE "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS"
KIND OF STUFF
643
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,033
OR LIKE "X-FILES"
KIND OF STUFF?
644
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:45,002
THEY'RE DESCRIBED
AS GLOWING BALLS OF LIGHT
645
00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:47,004
THAT MOVE THROUGH THE SKY.
646
00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,205
WHAT COLOR ARE THEY?
647
00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:50,340
WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED?
648
00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:52,309
I THOUGHT AMY WAS SHINING
A FLASHLIGHT ON ME
649
00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:54,511
WHEN I WAS PEEING
AFTER YOU LEFT THE OTHER DAY.
650
00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,680
SHE SAID
I WAS HALLUCINATING.
651
00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:59,049
YOU THINK IT WAS AN ORB?
652
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,484
COULD BE.
653
00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,220
BUT MOST PEOPLE
THAT CLAIM TO HAVE SEEN THEM
654
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:06,089
ARE HALLUCINATING
ON A PRETTY REGULAR BASIS.
655
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:08,258
GREAT.
656
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,061
OH.
657
00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:12,229
WOW.
658
00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:14,965
I LIKE THESE.
659
00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:16,366
MINE.
660
00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:18,035
REALLY?
661
00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:21,038
AMY LIKES TO GO COMMANDO.
662
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,974
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
663
00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,409
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
664
00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:27,010
GOT SOMETHING
OUT OF MY STUDIES.
665
00:32:27,012 --> 00:32:29,112
A LITTLE MINOR
IN HORTICULTURE.
666
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,681
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
STICK AROUND FOR DINNER?
667
00:32:30,683 --> 00:32:32,649
WE CAN GET BAKED
AND TELL UFO STORIES.
668
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,351
WORKS FOR ME.
669
00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:42,592
THEN THE HAIRY,
GROTESQUE ARM
670
00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:46,596
REACHED UNDER HER COVERS
TO HER MILKY WHITE BREAST.
671
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,400
SHE TRIED TO SCREAM OUT
672
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:53,270
BUT WAS OVERCOME
BY HIS EXTRATERRESTRIAL LUST
673
00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:56,006
BEING TELEPATHICALLY
PROJECTED INTO HER MIND,
674
00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:58,575
AND SHE GRATEFULLY...
OH, MAN.
675
00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:00,143
THAT IS WORSE
THAN GHOST STORIES
676
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:03,146
I HEARD AT MIDDLE SCHOOL
SLEEPOVERS.
677
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,518
IT'S KIND OF SPOOKY.
678
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:11,321
I GOT TO PEE.
679
00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:24,267
HELLO, TRUSTY ROCK.
680
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:36,380
COME ON, GUYS,
A LITTLE PRIVACY.
681
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:42,285
JEEZ, LOUISE,
TURN OFF THE FLASHLIGHT!
682
00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,157
HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?
683
00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:04,775
BETTER GHOST STORY
THAN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS.
684
00:34:04,777 --> 00:34:07,344
I SAW AN ORB.
685
00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:09,212
YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LIGHTS?
686
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,281
NO, NO LIGHTS.
687
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,717
I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN
HALLUCINATING AGAIN, SWEETHEART.
688
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,419
BULLSHIT. YOUR SHIT
ISN'T THAT GOOD.
689
00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:17,287
I'M FREAKING OUT HERE.
690
00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:18,688
WE'RE LIVING OUT
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
691
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:21,158
AND I'M GETTING BUZZED
BY ALIEN ORBS.
692
00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:23,560
WAS IT THREATENING?
693
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,829
YEAH, IT HOVERED OVER ME
WHILE I WAS PEEING.
694
00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:28,565
I'D HOVER OVER YOU PEEING,
WHILE YOU WERE PEEING.
695
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,500
SHUT UP, RODNEY.
696
00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:33,403
I'M GOING TO BED.
697
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:34,704
BEDTIME.
698
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:37,274
ALONE.
699
00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:50,153
NO, MAN, I'M GOOD.
700
00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:55,659
DENIED, HUH?
701
00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,794
THEY'RE CITY GIRLS.
702
00:34:57,796 --> 00:35:02,299
WE'RE JUST NOT
REAL OPTIONS FOR THEM.
703
00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:04,367
I'M NOT WILLING TO GIVE UP
THAT EASILY, BUDDY.
704
00:35:04,369 --> 00:35:07,671
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT GIVING UP.
705
00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:08,872
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
706
00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:11,341
BOOM.
YEAH.
707
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:12,642
THAT'S GOOD SHIT.
708
00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:15,312
SURE GOT JEN
ALL FREAKED OUT.
709
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,713
I DON'T KNOW.
710
00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:19,483
I WAS WATCHING HER,
AND I DON'T THINK
711
00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:22,152
SHE TOOK
A REAL DRAG ALL NIGHT.
712
00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,653
WHAT, YOU THINK
SHE FAKED IT?
713
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,423
SHE SEEMED LIKE
SHE WAS REALLY FREAKED.
714
00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:28,325
SHE PROBABLY
JUST SAW AN OWL.
715
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,260
CHICKS ARE CRAZY.
716
00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:31,261
YEAH.
717
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:33,296
I DON'T KNOW.
718
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:36,299
GRANDMA SAID SHE SAW
ONE LAST NIGHT.
719
00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:39,336
BRO, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
720
00:35:39,338 --> 00:35:42,506
YOUR GRANDMA IS CRAZIER
THAN BAT-SHIT PANCAKES.
721
00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:48,512
I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR HAIRY MAN
722
00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:51,515
TO PAY OUR NEW FRIENDS
A VISIT.
723
00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:53,717
MAN, JEN GETS
SCARED AGAIN
724
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,686
AND I THINK
SHE'S JUST GONE.
725
00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:59,456
SO, YOU DON'T THINK
THE CHANCE OF A THREE-WAY
726
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,858
IN THE WOODS
IS WORTH THE RISK?
727
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,894
THINK ABOUT IT.
728
00:36:03,896 --> 00:36:05,695
HUH?
729
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:09,900
WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT
THAT WAY, IT MIGHT WORK.
730
00:36:09,902 --> 00:36:12,335
YEAH, YOU BET YOUR ASS
IT'LL WORK, MAN.
731
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:15,405
AS SOON AS THEY SEE HAIRY MAN,
THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO GRATEFUL
732
00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:16,773
FOR YOUR PROTECTION,
733
00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:19,543
THEY'RE GOING
TO BE LIKE, "UHHHHH!"
734
00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:21,811
AM I RIGHT?
OH, YEAH.
735
00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,381
SQUID.
736
00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:25,715
REALLY?
737
00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:32,756
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
738
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,586
DID YOU CATCH
ANY FISH?
739
00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:04,754
OH, SHIT!
740
00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,625
DID YOU TRIP?
741
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:09,726
YES, GRANDMA.
742
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,995
I TRIPPED.
743
00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:15,265
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU
SITTING IN THE DARK?
744
00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:18,535
I'M WATCHING ORBS.
745
00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:21,671
GREAT. MORE ORBS.
746
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,673
NO, JUST ONE.
747
00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,408
YOU SAW ANOTHER ORB?
748
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:26,710
MM-HMM.
749
00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:30,247
I LIKE THE BLUE ONES.
750
00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:32,616
WHAT TIME DID YOU SEE IT?
751
00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:34,651
JUST A FEW HOURS AGO.
752
00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:38,288
IT JUST ZIPPED BY
LIKE IT WAS SCARED.
753
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,490
A SCARED ORB?
754
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:42,259
MM-HMM.
755
00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:44,928
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
WITH THE LIGHT ON.
756
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:52,602
SO, DID YOU AND RODNEY
GET LAID TONIGHT?
757
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:55,538
GRANDMA!
758
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:56,706
NO.
759
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,508
OH.
760
00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,677
MAYBE NEXT TIME.
761
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:02,812
YOU BOTH COULD USE IT.
762
00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,455
JUST MAKE SURE YOU KEEP TAKING
YOUR MEDS, LOUISE.
763
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:13,623
I WILL.
764
00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:19,996
HEY, GRANDMA,
I JUST NEED TO ASK
765
00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:21,531
THE DOCTOR A COUPLE
OF QUESTIONS.
766
00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,633
I'M FINE.
767
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:24,834
WHY DON'T YOU
FRESHEN UP
768
00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:26,469
AND I'LL MEET YOU
IN THE LOBBY?
769
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:27,971
FINE, I GET IT.
770
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,939
DON'T LET HIM COMMIT ME,
OKAY, SHARON?
771
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:31,574
I WON'T, LOUISE.
772
00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:36,746
I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER, DOC.
773
00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,048
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE.
774
00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:39,449
SHE'S GOING
TO OUT-LIVE US BOTH
775
00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:41,084
SO LONG AS SHE KEEPS
TAKING HER MEDS.
776
00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:42,852
I'M NOT WORRIED
ABOUT HER PHYSICAL HEALTH.
777
00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:46,089
SHE'S STARTING TO LIVE LIKE
SHE IS IN THE OLD LEGENDS.
778
00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:47,891
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
779
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:51,895
SHE SAYS SHE'S SEEING
ORBS AND...
780
00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,564
...HAIRY MAN.
781
00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:56,399
ARE YOU SURE
SHE'S NOT SEEING THEM?
782
00:38:56,401 --> 00:38:58,335
THERE HAVE BEEN
A FEW SIGHTINGS RECENTLY.
783
00:38:58,337 --> 00:39:00,603
OH, SHE THINKS THAT SHE'S
THAT SHE'S SEEING THEM.
784
00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:02,572
SHE'S BEEN A LITTLE ECCENTRIC
SINCE I WAS A KID.
785
00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:05,408
I'D ROLL WITH IT.
786
00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,444
ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
WE CAN DO TO STOP IT?
787
00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:11,748
I DON'T THINK SHE HAS
ANYTHING TO TREAT.
788
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:12,916
I TELL YOU WHAT,
789
00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:14,751
IF ANYTHING CHANGES,
LET ME KNOW,
790
00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,987
AND WE'LL EXPLORE
SOME OPTIONS.
791
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,389
OKAY.
792
00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:20,457
THANKS.
793
00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:22,025
OF COURSE.
794
00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,736
I'M NOT CRAZY.
795
00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:34,771
I NEVER SAID
YOU WERE CRAZY, GRANDMA.
796
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,639
BUT YOU THINK I AM.
797
00:39:36,641 --> 00:39:38,475
YOU ARE SEEING
THINGS, GRANDMA.
798
00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:39,776
UH-HUH.
799
00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,578
HALLUCINATIONS
AREN'T REAL.
800
00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:44,047
I'M NOT HALLUCINATING.
801
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:47,150
YOU ARE SEEING ORBS
AND TALKING TO HAIRY MAN.
802
00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:48,551
UH-HUH.
803
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:49,719
NO ONE ELSE IS SEEING ORBS
804
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,454
OR TALKING TO HAIRY MAN.
805
00:39:51,456 --> 00:39:53,790
HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK
TO ANYONE ELSE.
806
00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:55,558
HE'S ON VACATION.
807
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,627
AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT
808
00:39:57,629 --> 00:40:00,497
NO ONE TAKES THE TIME
TO LOOK AWAY
809
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:01,898
FROM THEIR TV LONG ENOUGH
810
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:05,668
TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON
AROUND THEM.
811
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:07,704
HAIRY MAN IS ON VACATION?
812
00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:09,105
UH-HUH.
813
00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:12,108
DO ME A FAVOR,
ASK IF I CAN TALK TO HIM.
814
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,476
I DON'T THINK SO.
815
00:40:13,478 --> 00:40:14,644
WHY NOT?
816
00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:16,479
BECAUSE HE'S ON VACATION,
817
00:40:16,481 --> 00:40:18,882
AND YOU'RE NOT RELAXED.
818
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,519
ALL RIGHT, GRANDMA.
819
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:56,686
AMY?
820
00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:00,657
JEN?
821
00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:11,701
AMY?
822
00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:12,869
JEN?
823
00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:23,079
THEY'RE NOT HERE.
824
00:41:25,716 --> 00:41:27,116
WELL, THIS SUCKS.
825
00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:31,054
THEY'RE PROBABLY
JUST OUT BANGING BANKERS.
826
00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:32,989
WAY TO BE THE OPTIMIST.
827
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,190
I'M A REALIST.
828
00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:36,159
WHATEVER, LET'S JUST GO.
829
00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:37,660
I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S GETTING LATE.
830
00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:38,728
THEY'LL PROBABLY
BE BACK SOON.
831
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,096
OR THEY JUST LEFT.
832
00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,130
GUESS I SHOULDN'T
HAVE TAKEN SO LONG
833
00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:42,565
CATCHING ALL THESE FISH.
834
00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,033
THAT'S WHAT
I TOLD YOU, MAN.
835
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:46,169
THAT'S LIKE TWO DAYS
WORTH OF TROUT, NOT DINNER.
836
00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:48,671
OKAY, WHATEVER.
LET'S JUST GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
837
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:49,873
FINE.
838
00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:56,513
THEY WERE DEFINITELY
HOPING TO FIND US BOTH NAKED.
839
00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:57,947
SHIT, THEY'RE HERE.
840
00:41:57,949 --> 00:41:59,582
HIDE.
841
00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:00,984
SERIOUSLY?
842
00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:03,520
THEY'RE, LIKE, STANDING
IN THE WATER?
843
00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:05,622
OBVIOUSLY, LIKE ,THAT'S
WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.
844
00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:06,956
BRAS ARE NOT IN HERE.
845
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,926
OF COURSE I
CAN BELIEVE IT,
846
00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:11,828
THEY'RE A COUPLE
OF PUNK-ASS JERKS.
847
00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:13,062
HELLO, LADIES.
848
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:14,230
YOU STARTLED ME.
849
00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:15,899
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
850
00:42:15,901 --> 00:42:18,535
I JUST CAUGHT
SOME NICE FISH
851
00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:20,169
AND THOUGHT I'D BRING
THEM BY FOR DINNER.
852
00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:22,805
NICE TIMING. WE JUST WENT
TO TOWN FOR GROCERIES.
853
00:42:22,807 --> 00:42:25,742
SO, SEE ANY MORE ORBS
LAST NIGHT?
854
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:27,744
DON'T TEASE ME.
855
00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:31,080
MY GRANDMA SAW
SOME LAST NIGHT.
856
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:34,017
SHE LIKES THE BLUE ONES.
857
00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,585
THE ONE I SAW WAS BLUE.
858
00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:38,054
REALLY?
YES, REALLY.
859
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,056
I DIDN'T SLEEP
A MINUTE LAST NIGHT,
AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME
860
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,724
I MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY
SEEN SOMETHING?
861
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:42,926
I DON'T KNOW.
862
00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:44,294
I JUST KNOW
MY GRANDMA SAW ONE.
863
00:42:44,296 --> 00:42:45,828
I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
864
00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:47,597
LOOK, JEN,
WE WENT TO TOWN,
865
00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:49,265
YOU'VE HAD YOUR PEDICURE
AND YOUR FACIAL,
866
00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:51,267
WE'VE GOT GROCERIES,
EVERYTHING IS GOOD.
867
00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:53,803
I'M TELLING YOU BOTH,
I SAW SOMETHING.
868
00:42:53,805 --> 00:42:54,837
MAYBE YOU DID.
869
00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:57,106
LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS...
870
00:42:58,609 --> 00:43:01,244
MAYBE SOMEONE'S
MESSING WITH US.
871
00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,679
AMY.
872
00:43:02,681 --> 00:43:05,148
COME BACK HERE,
YOU LITTLE FUCKER!
873
00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:07,116
OH, MY GOD! DON'T CHASE
THAT THING INTO THE WOODS!
874
00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:24,067
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
875
00:43:24,069 --> 00:43:25,301
SHE'LL BE BACK SOON.
876
00:43:38,215 --> 00:43:39,882
SHE COULD BE DEAD
RIGHT NOW.
877
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:46,022
I'M PRETTY SURE
THE CREATURE
878
00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:48,024
IS IN MORE DANGER
THAN SHE IS RIGHT NOW.
879
00:43:54,064 --> 00:43:56,799
I'LL KILL YOU!
OKAY, OKAY, I GIVE, I GIVE!
880
00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,401
RODNEY?
881
00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:01,371
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
882
00:44:01,373 --> 00:44:03,172
BIGFOOT SUIT.
883
00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:05,708
OW, OW, OW!
DIRTY BITCH! OW, OW!
884
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:11,381
THAT DIDN'T TAKE VERY LONG.
885
00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:15,084
AMY?!
886
00:44:17,087 --> 00:44:18,421
RODNEY HERE IS
PRETTY OUT OF SHAPE
887
00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,289
FOR A YOUNG GUY.
888
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:25,061
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
889
00:44:25,063 --> 00:44:26,396
LOOKS LIKE OUR
TWO NEW FRIENDS
890
00:44:26,398 --> 00:44:28,398
WERE TRYING TO SCARE
THE HELL OUT OF US.
891
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,699
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
892
00:44:29,701 --> 00:44:32,101
IT WAS A BAD IDEA.
I'M SORRY.
893
00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:34,804
BAD IDEA? THAT IS
WAY BEYOND A BAD IDEA.
894
00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:36,773
OH, JEN, ACCORDING
TO RODNEY HERE,
895
00:44:36,775 --> 00:44:38,708
WE SHOULD BE FLATTERED.
WHAT?
896
00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:40,176
RODNEY WAS TAKING ONE
FOR THE TEAM AND HOPING
897
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,944
HE MIGHT SCARE US BOTH
INTO DAVID'S ARMS.
898
00:44:41,946 --> 00:44:43,913
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
899
00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:46,282
THAT IS THE DUMBEST IDEA
I'VE EVER HEARD!
900
00:44:48,253 --> 00:44:49,919
YOU DON'T GET TO LAUGH.
901
00:44:49,921 --> 00:44:51,020
I GUESS THAT'S SORT
OF FLATTERING
902
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,122
IN A PREPUBESCENT
SORT OF WAY.
903
00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,457
THIS IS QUITE THE PLOT
904
00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:57,093
YOU HATCHED OUT
TO GET A LITTLE LOVIN'.
905
00:44:57,095 --> 00:44:59,696
WE JUST FIGURED SINCE JEN
SAW THAT ORB THE OTHER NIGHT,
906
00:44:59,698 --> 00:45:01,764
WE'D GIVE IT A SHOT.
907
00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:03,466
WE'VE ACTUALLY BEEN
USING THE SAME GAG
908
00:45:03,468 --> 00:45:05,001
FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
909
00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:06,402
YOU MEAN THERE ARE
OTHER BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
910
00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:08,204
OUT HERE IN THE WOODS?
911
00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:10,306
WE WISH. YOU GUYS ARE
A PAIN IN THE ASS.
912
00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:15,344
I THINK YOU LIKE
DOING THAT.
913
00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:18,014
WE'RE SCARING FISHERMEN
OUT OF OUR FAVORITE WATERS
914
00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:20,149
AND ATTRACTING
THE MEDIA TO...
915
00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:23,853
"BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS"
ON CRAPPY WATERS.
916
00:45:23,855 --> 00:45:25,855
YOU'RE KIDDING?
917
00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:30,026
OKAY, SCARING GIRLS
INTO SEX, STUPID.
918
00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:31,994
MANIPULATING TOURISTS,
919
00:45:31,996 --> 00:45:33,196
FUCKIN' BRILLIANT.
920
00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:37,366
IT'S WORKING, TOO.
921
00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:39,869
WE WERE ON THE EVENING NEWS
A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO.
922
00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:41,204
WE'RE REALLY CAREFUL
WHO WE CHOOSE.
923
00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:42,772
MOSTLY BUSINESSMEN
FROM THE FRONT PLAINS
924
00:45:42,774 --> 00:45:45,141
BECAUSE THEY DON'T
WANT TO LOOK CRAZY.
925
00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:46,509
KIND OF LIKE PILOTS
926
00:45:46,511 --> 00:45:48,377
- NOT WANTING TO REPORT UFOS.
- YEAH.
927
00:45:48,379 --> 00:45:50,046
AND THE NEWS MEDIA ASSUMES
LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE
928
00:45:50,048 --> 00:45:52,248
THE SAME PLACE TWICE.
EXACTLY.
929
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,016
YOU GUYS JUST MIGHT
BE ONTO SOMETHING.
930
00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:55,218
BUT WE CAN DIAL THIS
UP A NOTCH
931
00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:58,054
AND REALLY HAVE SOME FUN.
932
00:45:58,056 --> 00:45:59,756
HOW?
933
00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:05,161
I'M JUST, YOU KNOW,
WANDERING ALONE IN THE WOODS,
934
00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:06,963
BY MYSELF, LATE AT NIGHT.
935
00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:11,300
OH, MY GOD!
THERE IT IS AGAIN!
936
00:46:11,302 --> 00:46:13,302
OH, WHERE IS IT?
937
00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:17,006
WHERE'D IT GO?
938
00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:19,408
OH, MY GOD! I CAN HEAR--
939
00:46:19,410 --> 00:46:21,010
WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?
940
00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:23,146
OH, GOD, IT'S GONNA KILL ME!
941
00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:25,848
I DON'T WANNA DIE,
I HAVEN'T HAD SEX YET!
942
00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,317
OH, GOD.
943
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:29,819
DID YOU SEE IT?
944
00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:31,320
I HEAR SOMETHING.
945
00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:33,156
JUST GOT TO BE QUIET.
946
00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:34,791
JUST REALLY QUIET.
947
00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:36,159
OH, GOD.
948
00:46:36,161 --> 00:46:37,894
NO, NO!
949
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,996
OH, MY GOD, WHERE IS IT?!
950
00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:42,098
I'M SO SCARED.
951
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:45,535
THAT IS AWESOME!
952
00:46:45,537 --> 00:46:47,170
GREAT WORK, AMY.
953
00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:49,138
THANKS.
954
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,973
DAVID?
955
00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:52,909
IT'S A LITTLE CLOSE
TO HOME.
956
00:46:52,911 --> 00:46:54,844
I JUST DON'T KNOW
IF WE WANT TO DRAW
957
00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:56,579
THAT MUCH ATTENTION
TO OURSELVES.
958
00:46:56,581 --> 00:46:58,381
HEY, YOU STARTED
THIS LITTLE SCAM.
959
00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:00,216
I KNOW, BUT YOUTUBE?
960
00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:02,218
DON'T BE SUCH A PUSS.
961
00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:03,319
UPLOAD IT.
962
00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:06,255
YOU'RE STILL
ON PROBATION, JACKASS.
963
00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:07,323
RODNEY?
964
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,494
IT WAS NOTHING.
I WAS JUST BEING
965
00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:12,995
STUPID AND GOT CAUGHT.
966
00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:14,130
FORGET IT.
967
00:47:14,132 --> 00:47:15,598
DOING WHAT?
968
00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:19,168
JOYRIDING.
969
00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:21,103
OOF, YOU ARE A DANGEROUS,
970
00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:23,105
DANGEROUS CRIMINAL.
971
00:47:23,107 --> 00:47:25,141
IN ART'S PATROL CAR,
972
00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:26,876
THROUGH THE POST OFFICE
973
00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:28,044
AND INTO THE RIVER.
974
00:47:28,046 --> 00:47:29,912
OH, MY GOD, REALLY?
975
00:47:29,914 --> 00:47:32,215
YES.
976
00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,250
THE OTHER THING
HE ISN'T TELLING YOU IS
977
00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:37,486
THAT I WAS WITH HIM,
AND HE TOOK ALL THE HEAT
978
00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:40,623
EVEN THOUGH THAT MEANT
HE DID A FEW YEARS IN JAIL.
979
00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:43,292
YOU WERE ALREADY 18,
BRO, I WAS NOT, SO...
980
00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:46,495
PLUS, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED
TO KNOW THEY WOULD TRY
ME AS AN ADULT?
981
00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:48,331
YEAH.
982
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:52,368
BRO, WE'RE NOT GOING
TO GET CAUGHT.
983
00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,270
LET'S DO THIS.
984
00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:55,605
DAVID?
985
00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:57,173
C'MON!
986
00:47:57,175 --> 00:47:58,875
ALL RIGHT.
987
00:47:58,877 --> 00:48:01,143
YES!
988
00:48:01,145 --> 00:48:03,346
AND AWAY IT GOES.
989
00:48:03,348 --> 00:48:05,481
WE'RE GONNA BE
SO FUCKIN' FAMOUS.
990
00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:11,554
OKAY, DID YOU SEE THAT?
991
00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:12,622
OH, GOD...
992
00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:14,223
THAT IS WHAT I SAW.
993
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,591
IT SCARED
THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME,
994
00:48:15,593 --> 00:48:19,161
BUT OBVIOUSLY
IT'S SOME KIND OF HOAX.
995
00:48:19,163 --> 00:48:20,897
HOLY SHIT.
996
00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:21,931
OH, MY GOD.
997
00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:27,303
DAVID, WAKE UP!
998
00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:32,174
DAVID, WAKE UP!
999
00:48:36,213 --> 00:48:37,613
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?
1000
00:48:37,615 --> 00:48:39,615
I'VE BEEN WATCHING
THE HITS ALL NIGHT!
1001
00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:41,083
WHAT?
THE YOUTUBE HITS!
1002
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:43,419
WE'RE OVER 500,000
AND RISING FAST!
1003
00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:44,921
OH, SHIT!
1004
00:48:44,923 --> 00:48:46,689
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH, SHIT"?
THIS IS AWESOME!
1005
00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:48,691
GO, GET YOUR CLOTHES ON.
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
1006
00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:55,264
JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND.
1007
00:49:06,977 --> 00:49:08,611
OKAY. OH, NICE.
1008
00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:10,012
NEW SUIT LOOKS GOOD,
RODNEY.
1009
00:49:10,014 --> 00:49:11,514
WHY, THANK YOU.
1010
00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:14,116
OKAY, EVERYONE,
SYNCHRONIZE YOUR ALARMS
1011
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:17,053
FOR EXACTLY FIVE
MINUTES FROM NOW.
1012
00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:18,454
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
RODNEY,
1013
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,389
JUST TAKE YOUR CUES
FROM DAVID AND JEN.
1014
00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:21,958
I WANT YOU TO WORK
YOUR WAY UPSTREAM
1015
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,326
TO THAT BEND
AND STAY OUT OF SIGHT.
1016
00:49:23,328 --> 00:49:25,227
I'M GOING TO MAKE MY WAY
DOWN TO THE NEWS CREW.
1017
00:49:25,229 --> 00:49:27,363
DAVID, CROSS THE RIVER
ABOVE THAT BEND
1018
00:49:27,365 --> 00:49:28,965
AND THEN WORK
YOUR WAY HALF WAY
1019
00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:30,633
BETWEEN RODNEY
AND THE NEWS CREW DOWNSTREAM.
1020
00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:31,968
STAY HIDDEN.
1021
00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:33,602
I'M PRETTY SURE THIS WAS
1022
00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,104
MY SCAM TO START WITH.
1023
00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:37,373
WELL, WE'RE DIALING IT
UP A NOTCH.
1024
00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:41,344
SO YOU'VE SAID.
1025
00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:42,611
C'MON, LET'S GO!
1026
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:45,081
THIS IS GONNA BE
GONNA BE GREAT.
1027
00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:56,258
OKAY, DUDE,
MEDIUM SHOT
1028
00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:57,693
THEN YOU PAN OVER
TO THE RIVER. READY?
1029
00:49:57,695 --> 00:49:59,729
THREE, TWO, ONE.
1030
00:49:59,731 --> 00:50:01,664
HORROR IN THE HIGH COUNTRY
1031
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:03,766
WHERE ONE NAME
STRIKES FEAR
1032
00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:05,668
IN THE HEARTS OF
ALL THE RESIDENTS HERE
1033
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,536
ON THE SOUTH FORK RIVER.
SWEETHEART!
1034
00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:11,607
WHERE ARE YOU?
1035
00:50:11,609 --> 00:50:15,311
I'M SO LONELY, SWEETY!
CUT, CUT, CUT.
1036
00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:16,779
WHERE ARE YOU?!
EXCUSE ME, MISS, MISS?
1037
00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:18,714
SWEETY? HI, HONEY, LISTEN.
HI.
1038
00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,149
WE'RE WORKING ON
AN IMPORTANT STORY.
1039
00:50:20,151 --> 00:50:21,317
JUST GIVE ME
A FEW MINUTES, OKAY?
1040
00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:22,718
OH...
OKAY.
1041
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,053
OKAY.
KEEP GOING. HERE WE GO.
1042
00:50:24,055 --> 00:50:25,688
THREE, TWO, ONE.
1043
00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,490
WHERE JUST THE NAME,
BIGFOOT, CAN STRIKE...
1044
00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:29,058
SWEETY!
1045
00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:30,259
CUT.
HONEYBUN!
1046
00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:33,496
SWEETHEART, LOVER,
WHERE ARE YOU?
1047
00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:36,699
MISS, MISS, LISTEN, WE'RE DOING
A BIGFOOT STORY, OKAY?
1048
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:38,501
OH.
IT'S THE STORY OF THE DECADE.
1049
00:50:38,503 --> 00:50:40,269
AND IT'S GOING TO GET ME
OUT OF THIS TOWN, SO...
1050
00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:42,104
OKAY, BUT I NEED
TO TALK TO HIM, TOO.
1051
00:50:42,106 --> 00:50:43,773
WELL, WE ALL DO, HONEY.
IT'S, YOU KNOW, WHAT WE DO.
1052
00:50:43,775 --> 00:50:45,508
BUT--SO PLEASE JUST...
NO, NO, YOU SEE,
1053
00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:47,176
I'M CARRYIN' HIS BABY,
1054
00:50:47,178 --> 00:50:50,479
AND I WANNA SURPRISE HIM
WITH THE GOOD NEWS.
1055
00:50:50,481 --> 00:50:52,548
REALLY?
1056
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,183
ROLL IT!
HONEY, LISTEN.
1057
00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:55,451
AREN'T YOU PRECIOUS.
C'MON OVER HERE.
1058
00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:56,619
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
1059
00:50:56,621 --> 00:50:59,088
AND SO WHAT IS YOUR NAME,
PRINCESS?
1060
00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:01,190
OH, MOON.
1061
00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:02,525
MOON. LIKE, LIKE...
1062
00:51:02,527 --> 00:51:03,559
LIKE THE MOON?
1063
00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:05,628
YEAH, LIKE THE MOON.
1064
00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:08,697
OKAY, HONEY.
SO, WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED?
1065
00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:12,768
UM, WELL, I DON'T USUALLY
KISS AND TELL.
1066
00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:14,570
OKAY. BUT...
YOU KNOW, LET ALONE, YOU KNOW.
1067
00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:16,605
I KNOW.
WE TALK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT.
1068
00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:18,674
HERE'S WHAT WE NEED TO DO.
WE'RE GOING TO PUT YOU ON TV
1069
00:51:18,676 --> 00:51:20,709
SO OUR NICE TV AUDIENCE
CAN HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.
1070
00:51:20,711 --> 00:51:22,378
OKAY?
OH, OKAY.
1071
00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:23,712
YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
OH, I WILL.
1072
00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:25,181
I JUST DIDN'T WANNA RUIN
THE SURPRISE BUT...
1073
00:51:25,183 --> 00:51:26,649
NO, I KNOW,
BUT DOES HE HAVE A TV?
1074
00:51:26,651 --> 00:51:28,250
I DON'T THINK SO.
NO, I GUESS NOT.
1075
00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:30,453
YOU'RE RIGHT.
HE DOESN'T HAVE TV. OKAY.
1076
00:51:30,455 --> 00:51:32,154
WELL, LET'S--LET'S--
YOU WANNA GO ON TV?
1077
00:51:32,156 --> 00:51:33,856
OKAY, JUST ACT NATURAL.
SURE. ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
1078
00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:35,357
ARE WE ROLLING?
WE ROLLING?
1079
00:51:35,359 --> 00:51:37,193
HERE WE GO,
ACT NATURAL.
1080
00:51:37,195 --> 00:51:38,761
THREE, TWO, ONE,
1081
00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:41,263
42 ACTION NEWS
HAS EXCLUSIVELY LEARNED
1082
00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:42,798
THERE IS SO MUCH MORE
TO THIS BIGFOOT STORY.
1083
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,434
YEAH, SO I WAS USING
THIS SPECIAL FLY THIS WEEKEND.
1084
00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,635
THANKS, BUDDY.
1085
00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:48,370
IT'S CALLED
THE STIMULATOR.
1086
00:51:48,372 --> 00:51:50,606
POOR THING
WHO JUST TOLD ME MOMENTS AGO,
1087
00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:52,141
YOU ARE WITH A CHILD.
YES. YES.
1088
00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:53,542
YOU ARE CARRYING...
1089
00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:56,378
IT'S A SPIRITUAL
LOVE CHILD FROM GAIA.
1090
00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:58,247
GOD DAMN IT.
1091
00:51:58,249 --> 00:52:00,416
WELL, SEE, I WAS NAKED,
1092
00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:03,252
COMMUNING WITH GAIA,
YOU KNOW, MOTHER EARTH...
1093
00:52:03,254 --> 00:52:07,423
YEAH, MITCH,
GET YOUR TV ON.
1094
00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:08,824
YES, CHANNEL 42.
1095
00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:12,528
YES, IT'S THE SAME GIRL
FROM THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO.
1096
00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:14,630
YEAH, COUPLE A TIMES.
1097
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:17,766
AND--BUT, YOU KNOW,
HE WAS DRAWN TO ME.
1098
00:52:17,768 --> 00:52:20,769
AND I WAS AFRAID
AND RESISTED, BUT...
1099
00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:22,671
AFTER A WHILE...
1100
00:52:22,673 --> 00:52:25,541
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
1101
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,144
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
1102
00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:32,748
- WHAT WAS THAT?!
- OH, SWEETY...
1103
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,351
IT'S ME, YOUR LOVER!
I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS!
1104
00:52:35,353 --> 00:52:36,485
DUDE, ARE YOU--
ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
1105
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:37,853
ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
1106
00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:40,923
OH, HIS FRIENDS
MUST BE HERE, TOO.
1107
00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:42,892
HE HAS FRIENDS?
DON'T BE SHY.
1108
00:52:42,894 --> 00:52:43,926
- ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
- COME ON OUT, SWEETY,
1109
00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:45,661
I'VE GOT WONDERFUL NEWS!
1110
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:47,196
OH, MY GOD, I THOUGHT
SHE WAS KIDDING.
1111
00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:48,230
OH, THERE HE IS!
1112
00:52:48,232 --> 00:52:49,465
OH MY--WHAT IS THAT?!
1113
00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:50,799
OH, THERE'S MY CLUMSY LOVER!
1114
00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:53,335
OH, MY--ARE YOU ROLLING?
ROLL ON THIS! ROLL!
1115
00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:54,937
GOD DAMN IT!
HE'S AVOIDING ME!
1116
00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:56,672
ROLL, C'MON!
1117
00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:00,409
ROLL, ROLL.
1118
00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:03,179
COME ON.
OH, MY GOD.
1119
00:53:03,181 --> 00:53:05,381
YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
1120
00:53:05,383 --> 00:53:06,749
YOU GET BACK HERE
RIGHT NOW, MISTER.
1121
00:53:06,751 --> 00:53:08,217
OH, OH, OW!
1122
00:53:08,219 --> 00:53:09,652
LOCAL FINANCIAL MOGUL,
1123
00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:10,920
BILL WILLIAMS, IS REPORTEDLY
1124
00:53:10,922 --> 00:53:12,321
AMONG THOSE TO HAVE ENCOUNTERED
1125
00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:14,190
THE CREATURE RECENTLY.
1126
00:53:14,192 --> 00:53:16,458
EFFORTS TO CONTACT MR. WILLIAMS
HAVE GONE UNANSWERED.
1127
00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,661
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT!
1128
00:53:30,941 --> 00:53:32,474
HEY, DAVID, WHAT'S UP?
1129
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:35,344
GOT SOME FLIES.
1130
00:53:35,346 --> 00:53:37,346
AW, MAN, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
1131
00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:39,615
ALL THESE BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1132
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:41,450
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
SWARMING IN HERE.
1133
00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:42,685
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1134
00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:43,919
I THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE KEEPING PEOPLE AWAY,
1135
00:53:43,921 --> 00:53:45,387
BUT THEY ARE SWARMING IN
LIKE BLACK FLIES.
1136
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:46,822
I'M LOW ON EVERYTHING.
1137
00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:47,957
SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL.
1138
00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:51,894
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU
GENTLEMEN TODAY?
1139
00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:54,496
WE NEED TO GET EQUIPPED
FOR FISHING.
1140
00:53:54,498 --> 00:53:56,398
COOL, COOL,
IS THAT CLOTHES?
1141
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,900
RODS?
EVERYTHING.
1142
00:53:57,902 --> 00:53:59,768
EVERYTHING IT IS. LET ME
FINISH UP WITH DAVID HERE,
1143
00:53:59,770 --> 00:54:01,837
AND I'LL GET RIGHT
TO YOU GUYS.
1144
00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:05,507
WE SAW YOU ON THE EVENING
NEWS, MR. OTTERTALE.
1145
00:54:05,509 --> 00:54:07,443
HOW'D YOU--
HOW 'BOUT STORE CREDIT, DAVID?
1146
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:11,880
I KIND OF NEED THE CASH.
1147
00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:13,415
I'LL BEAT YOU UP.
1148
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,351
FOR GRANDMA.
1149
00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:19,388
MAN, THAT'S LOW.
ALL RIGHT, FOR GRANDMA.
1150
00:54:19,390 --> 00:54:21,557
WE HOPE TO SEE
BIGFOOT OURSELVES.
MM-HMM.
1151
00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:24,560
YUP, EVERYBODY WANTS
TO SEE BIGFOOT.
1152
00:54:24,562 --> 00:54:25,728
I'LL GET YOU GUYS ALL SET UP,
1153
00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:27,896
AND YOU CAN JUST
GO FIND HIM YOURSELF.
1154
00:54:27,898 --> 00:54:29,765
THANKS, DAVID.
KEEP 'EM COMIN'.
1155
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,700
SO, GENTLEMEN,
FLY-FISHING
1156
00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:33,936
IS AN ART FORM
IN ITS TRUEST SENSE.
BUT AS WITH ANY ART FORM...
1157
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:38,540
WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND,
MR. OTTERTALE?
1158
00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:40,276
RC'S YOUR MAN.
1159
00:54:40,278 --> 00:54:41,644
SEE YOU AROUND, DAVID.
1160
00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:42,911
SEE YOU AROUND.
1161
00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:44,680
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHAT'S GOING ON.
1162
00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:45,948
WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S MY BLOG.
1163
00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,483
WHAT BLOG?
1164
00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:50,719
THE "I AM HAVING
BIGFOOT'S BABY" BLOG.
1165
00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:52,288
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE
1166
00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:54,423
THE CRAZIES COMING OUT
OF THE WOODWORK.
1167
00:54:54,425 --> 00:54:56,959
NO MORE HAIRY MAN?
1168
00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:59,895
"BIGFOOT'S BABY BLOG"
JUST SOUNDED BETTER THAN
"HAIRY MAN BABY."
1169
00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:02,331
AND WE HAVE OVER
A MILLION HITS ON YOUTUBE.
1170
00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,566
WE'RE FAMOUS.
OH, I LOVE THIS ONE.
1171
00:55:04,568 --> 00:55:07,069
"I HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
SEVERAL TIMES MYSELF
1172
00:55:07,071 --> 00:55:10,639
"AND HAVE TWO HALF ALIEN/HUMAN
HYBRID CHILDREN AS A RESULT.
1173
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:12,007
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO START
A MOMMY AND ME GROUP
1174
00:55:12,009 --> 00:55:14,476
FOR ALIEN AND CRYPTO CHILDREN?"
1175
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:16,845
WOW!
1176
00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:19,648
AMY IS HAVING MY LOVE CHILD.
1177
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:20,883
WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO.
1178
00:55:20,885 --> 00:55:23,419
DAVID BLEW IT
WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE.
1179
00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:24,420
OH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE.
1180
00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:25,821
"I THINK I'M BI,
1181
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:27,723
"BUT I'M NOT READY TO
TRY MENAGE-A-TROIS,
1182
00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:29,491
"SPELLED T-W-A,
1183
00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:31,460
"WITH A HOMOSAPIEN MALE YET.
1184
00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:34,730
DO YOU THINK BIGFOOT
WOULD BE INTERESTED?"
1185
00:55:35,932 --> 00:55:37,800
I GIVE SECOND CHANCES.
1186
00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:48,010
I SAW THIS ON THE INTERNET.
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
1187
00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:51,080
COPYING BAD IDEAS
OFF THE INTERNET?
1188
00:55:51,082 --> 00:55:53,349
THE INTERNET IS A GREAT
SOURCE FOR INSPIRATION.
1189
00:55:53,351 --> 00:55:54,616
SOMEONE'S EVENTUALLY
GOING TO REALIZE
1190
00:55:54,618 --> 00:55:56,552
HAIRY MAN DOESN'T
WEAR WADING BOOTS.
1191
00:55:56,554 --> 00:55:58,821
WHATEVER, YOU GUYS
GO MAKE YOUR FOOTPRINTS.
1192
00:55:58,823 --> 00:56:01,457
I'M GONNA GO CATCH
GRANDMA SOME FISH.
1193
00:56:01,459 --> 00:56:04,059
I THOUGHT YOU BROUGHT
HER A BUNCH YESTERDAY?
1194
00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:06,462
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT SHE IS DOING WITH THEM,
1195
00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:10,132
BUT SHE IS GOING THROUGH THEM
AS QUICK AS I CAN CATCH THEM.
1196
00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:11,834
CAN I COME?
1197
00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:14,036
WHERE?
FISHING.
1198
00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:16,839
OH, GIRL,
YOU HATE FISHING.
1199
00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:18,474
LET'S GO, HAIRY MAN.
1200
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,578
BIGGER STEPS. THEY CAN'T
LOOK LIKE A HUMAN STRIDE.
1201
00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:24,413
- LET ME DO IT, WOMAN.
- THEN DO IT RIGHT!
1202
00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:27,416
C'MON, LET'S GO.
1203
00:56:27,418 --> 00:56:29,718
BIGGER! BIGGER!
1204
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,086
YEAH, THAT'S IT. YEAH.
1205
00:56:32,856 --> 00:56:34,423
LET'S GO CATCH SOME FISH.
1206
00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:35,991
HEY, KID!
1207
00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:38,494
HEY! LOOK!
1208
00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:39,495
WHOA.
1209
00:56:39,497 --> 00:56:41,964
SO MUCH FOR FISHING.
1210
00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:44,633
OKAY, THAT'S COLD.
1211
00:56:47,871 --> 00:56:51,473
WOW, THEY SAY ROCKY
AND MOUNTAIN,
1212
00:56:51,475 --> 00:56:53,742
THEY REALLY MEAN COLD,
DON'T THEY?
1213
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:56,812
WOOO! OH, SHRINKAGE!
1214
00:56:56,814 --> 00:56:58,013
WHOO.
1215
00:56:58,015 --> 00:57:01,417
WHOA. HA HA!
1216
00:57:01,419 --> 00:57:04,620
I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOURS
ON THE NEWS. NICE WORK.
1217
00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:07,756
THANKS, BUT A PROFESSIONAL
WOULD KNOW IT WASN'T VERY GOOD.
1218
00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:08,757
I KIND OF SCREWED UP.
1219
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:12,895
NAH, YOU, YOU GOT THE SHOT.
1220
00:57:12,897 --> 00:57:15,130
I'M JEN.
HEY, I'M CHARLIE.
1221
00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:16,698
ARE YOU PART
OF DAVID'S TRIBE?
1222
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:18,100
NO, I'M FROM CALIFORNIA.
1223
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:19,535
YOU'RE A PHOTOGRAPHER?
1224
00:57:19,537 --> 00:57:21,603
WE COULD BE NEIGHBORS.
1225
00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,739
I'M FROM ORANGE COUNTY. O.C!
1226
00:57:23,741 --> 00:57:25,441
O.C.!
1227
00:57:25,443 --> 00:57:28,076
ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN
AN ACCOUNTANT FOR 20 YEARS,
1228
00:57:28,078 --> 00:57:30,012
BUT AS SOON AS I TOOK
THAT FIRST PICTURE,
1229
00:57:30,014 --> 00:57:31,480
I KNEW MY TRUE CALLING.
1230
00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:33,949
SO NOW I'M A WILDLIFE
PHOTOGRAPHER.
1231
00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,151
GOOD THING. YOU'RE JUST--
YOU'RE SO SNEAKY.
1232
00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:38,120
THANKS.
1233
00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:39,922
I FIGURED THE HARDEST
ANIMAL TO GET
1234
00:57:39,924 --> 00:57:41,523
IS HAIRY MAN,
BIGFOOT,
1235
00:57:41,525 --> 00:57:43,225
WHATEVER,
SO HERE I AM.
1236
00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:45,027
HERE YOU ARE.
1237
00:57:45,029 --> 00:57:46,495
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
HIM TODAY, HAVE YOU?
1238
00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:48,130
NOT TODAY.
1239
00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:52,634
BUT THERE ARE SOME TRACKS
LEADING THAT WAY.
1240
00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:54,470
OH, HELL! THANKS!
1241
00:57:54,472 --> 00:57:56,472
GO GET 'EM, CHARLIE!
1242
00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:00,843
WHOO! THIS IS...
1243
00:58:05,682 --> 00:58:06,782
HEY!
1244
00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:09,017
HEY! HOW ARE THE TRACKS?
1245
00:58:09,019 --> 00:58:10,652
THIS GUY
WITH LIKE FIVE CAMERAS
1246
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:12,554
ACTUALLY STARTED FOLLOWING US.
1247
00:58:12,556 --> 00:58:13,989
WE LED HIM IN CIRCLES
FOR OVER AN HOUR.
1248
00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:15,624
WE FINALLY HAD TO CROSS
THE RIVER A FEW TIMES
1249
00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:17,559
AND THEN DOUBLE BACK
JUST TO GET AWAY FROM HIM.
1250
00:58:17,561 --> 00:58:19,595
CHARLIE.
WHAT?
1251
00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:22,164
HE'S THE GUY WHO TOOK
THAT FIRST PHOTO THAT
ENDED UP EVERYWHERE.
1252
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,099
THAT'S TOO FUNNY!
1253
00:58:26,536 --> 00:58:29,638
HEY.
HOW WAS THE FISHIN'?
1254
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,039
WE CAUGHT A LOT OF FISH.
1255
00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:32,241
REALLY?
1256
00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:02,671
WHEW.
1257
00:59:05,842 --> 00:59:07,910
AND THE GAME
JUST GOT INTERESTING.
1258
00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,748
THAT WAS THEM.
1259
00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:13,916
OBVIOUSLY.
1260
00:59:34,270 --> 00:59:36,939
SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
1261
00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:38,840
I'M GOING TO GO CHECK
ON GRANDMA.
1262
00:59:38,842 --> 00:59:40,208
GRANDMA'S FINE.
1263
00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:41,710
IT'S GOING TO BE
A FULL MOON TONIGHT,
1264
00:59:41,712 --> 00:59:44,012
AND I'M FEELING
KIND OF ROMANTIC.
1265
00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:45,781
THAT'S A REALLY
GREAT OFFER BUT...
1266
00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:47,316
HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?
1267
00:59:47,318 --> 00:59:48,750
HEY.
1268
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:51,353
WE WENT FISHING
THIS AFTERNOON. YOU?
1269
00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:54,022
OH. WE MADE ARRANGEMENTS
1270
00:59:54,024 --> 00:59:55,290
TO DIAL IT UP ANOTHER NOTCH.
1271
00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:56,592
YEAH, BABY!
1272
00:59:56,594 --> 00:59:58,327
WE ARE GOING TO FAKE
1273
00:59:58,329 --> 01:00:00,596
A UFO LANDING!
WHAT?!
1274
01:00:00,598 --> 01:00:03,098
RODNEY AND I BOUGHT A BUNCH OF
WEATHER BALLOONS, SOME HELIUM,
1275
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,633
A COUPLE OF REMOTE
CONTROL UNITS,
1276
01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:06,068
AND SOME COLOR
CHANGING L.E.D. LIGHTS.
1277
01:00:06,070 --> 01:00:07,135
WE'RE GOING TO FLOAT THEM
1278
01:00:07,137 --> 01:00:08,604
IN THAT CLEARING
OUTSIDE OF TOWN
1279
01:00:08,606 --> 01:00:10,806
AND SCARE THE CRAP
OUT OF EVERYONE!
1280
01:00:10,808 --> 01:00:13,141
IT'LL BE THE PERFECT FINALE
TO OUR YOUTUBE SERIES!
1281
01:00:13,143 --> 01:00:16,211
AMY, HOW DID YOU PAY
FOR ALL THIS UFO STUFF?
1282
01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:18,213
I USED YOUR CREDIT CARD.
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
1283
01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:21,283
AND HOW MUCH
DID EVERYTHING COST?
1284
01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:23,352
SLIGHTLY UNDER 10 K.
1285
01:00:23,354 --> 01:00:24,820
JEN'S LOADED, BRA.
1286
01:00:24,822 --> 01:00:26,655
GOD DAMN IT! WE'VE
TALKED ABOUT THIS!
1287
01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:29,191
I HAVE NO PROBLEM
PAYING FOR OUR LIVING SUPPLIES!
1288
01:00:29,193 --> 01:00:32,127
BUT $10,000 ON TOYS?
WHAT THE FRIK!
1289
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,829
SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE, RIGHT?
1290
01:00:33,831 --> 01:00:35,163
BESIDES YOU'RE JUST
AS INTO THIS AS I AM.
1291
01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:36,365
YOU PAID FOR
THE NEW HAIRY MAN SUIT.
1292
01:00:36,367 --> 01:00:37,866
NO, I'M NOT.
1293
01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:39,935
IT HAS BEEN FUN,
BUT A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS
1294
01:00:39,937 --> 01:00:42,137
IS A HELL OF A LOT DIFFERENT
THAN 10,000 FUCKING DOLLARS!
1295
01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:44,172
SLIGHTLY LESS THAN
10,000 FUCKING DOLLARS!
1296
01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:46,008
AND SINCE WHEN
DID YOU GIVE A SHIT?
1297
01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,210
SINCE I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND
STARTED DISCOVERING MY ROOTS,
1298
01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:50,646
THAT'S SINCE WHEN!
I AM NOT...
1299
01:00:50,648 --> 01:00:52,180
SHUT UP, DAVID!
YOU TELL HIM, BABY!
1300
01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:54,016
FUCK YOU, RODNEY!
WELL, TAKE IT EASY, BUDDY.
1301
01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:56,018
OBVIOUSLY I'M GOING
TO SIDE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
1302
01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:57,686
AND WHO DO YOU THINK
IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!
1303
01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:58,854
YOU.
OH, NO, DUDE,
1304
01:00:58,856 --> 01:01:00,322
I AM SO NOT
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
1305
01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:02,257
OKAY, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE
1306
01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:04,359
SO THAT I CAN
BE ALONE WITH DAVID
1307
01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:05,761
SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS.
1308
01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:06,895
YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
YES!
1309
01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:08,664
FINE!
NO, NO DON'T LEAVE.
1310
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:10,866
WHY NOT, BRO? YOUR GIRLY FRIEND
IS BEING A BITCH TO MINE.
1311
01:01:10,868 --> 01:01:12,834
SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
I AM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
1312
01:01:16,873 --> 01:01:18,974
WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN
STANDING OUT
1313
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:21,109
IN THAT RIVER WITH YOU
BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE COLD
1314
01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,679
AND WET AND COVERED
WITH FISH!
1315
01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:27,049
AND I SURE AS HELL HAVEN'T
BEEN DRIVING YOU AROUND
ALL DAY BECAUSE I WANTED TO!
1316
01:01:28,785 --> 01:01:31,119
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
1317
01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:37,292
DO YOU GUYS SMELL FISH?
1318
01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:39,761
I HAVE BEEN SMELLING FISH
FOR A WEEK NOW.
1319
01:01:39,763 --> 01:01:41,897
NOT LIKE THAT.
I MEAN LIKE STALE FISH.
1320
01:01:45,969 --> 01:01:48,370
AH,
1321
01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:52,174
JESUS, YOU'RE A BRANCH.
1322
01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:54,776
YOU'RE A BRANCH.
1323
01:01:54,778 --> 01:01:55,977
OW! PRICKLY!
1324
01:02:15,431 --> 01:02:19,301
GRANDMA,
THIS IS AMY AND JEN.
HELLO.
1325
01:02:19,303 --> 01:02:20,836
HELLO.
HELLO.
1326
01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,771
HELLO, GRANDMA OTTERTALE.
1327
01:02:22,773 --> 01:02:24,773
HELLO, RODNEY.
1328
01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:28,210
DID YOU BRING ANY FISH?
1329
01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:30,212
HAIRY MAN LIKES FISH.
1330
01:02:30,214 --> 01:02:31,446
YES, WE DISCOVERED THAT.
1331
01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:32,881
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.
1332
01:02:32,883 --> 01:02:34,382
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COOKIES?
1333
01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:37,819
OH, NO, THANK YOU.
1334
01:02:37,821 --> 01:02:39,387
WE DON'T HAVE ANY ANYWAY.
1335
01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:42,524
BUT WHITE PEOPLE LIKE COOKIES.
1336
01:02:42,526 --> 01:02:46,328
THANKS, GRANDMA.
1337
01:02:46,330 --> 01:02:49,364
WE'RE HERE TO TALK
ABOUT THE ORBS
AND HAIRY MAN.
1338
01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,266
ARE THEY ALIENS?
1339
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:52,834
ARE THE ORBS
AND HAIRY MAN TOGETHER?
1340
01:02:52,836 --> 01:02:54,336
OR DO THEY JUST COINCIDE
WITH EACH OTHER?
1341
01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:56,371
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
1342
01:02:56,373 --> 01:02:57,506
CALIFORNIA.
1343
01:02:57,508 --> 01:02:59,141
THAT MAKES SENSE.
1344
01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:04,212
GRANDMA,
WE SAW HAIRY MAN.
1345
01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:05,814
AND IT SCARED
THE CRAP OUT OF US.
1346
01:03:05,816 --> 01:03:07,916
WHY?
1347
01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:12,053
WELL, A THREE-FINGERED CREATURE
JUST CAME AND TOOK OUR FISH.
1348
01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:13,088
HE LIKES FISH.
1349
01:03:13,090 --> 01:03:14,422
YES, WE GATHERED THAT.
1350
01:03:14,424 --> 01:03:16,224
WE JUST WANT
TO KNOW WHAT HE IS
1351
01:03:16,226 --> 01:03:17,926
AND WHERE HE CAME FROM.
1352
01:03:17,928 --> 01:03:19,227
WHY?
1353
01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:20,862
GRANDMA OTTERTALE...
1354
01:03:20,864 --> 01:03:23,265
PLEASE, CALL ME LOUISE.
1355
01:03:23,267 --> 01:03:25,534
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY
ALWAYS CALL ME GRANDMA?
1356
01:03:25,536 --> 01:03:28,103
I'M ONLY 55.
1357
01:03:28,105 --> 01:03:29,437
SORRY, GRANDMA.
1358
01:03:29,439 --> 01:03:31,940
OKAY, LOUISE, IT'S JUST--
1359
01:03:31,942 --> 01:03:34,442
IT'S IMPORTANT
BECAUSE IT CALLS
SO MANY THINGS INTO PLAY.
1360
01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:36,578
LIKE, WHERE ARE WE FROM,
WHY ARE WE HERE?
1361
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,847
KNOWING SOME OF THOSE ANSWERS
WOULD HELP US UNDERSTAND
1362
01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,348
OUR PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE.
1363
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,984
AMY'S GOT HER DEGREE
IN PHILOSOPHY.
1364
01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:44,452
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
1365
01:03:46,023 --> 01:03:47,956
SEE THOSE GEESE?
1366
01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:51,960
DO YOU EVER WONDER
WHY THERE'S MORE
1367
01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,996
ON THE RIGHT SIDE
THAN THE LEFT SIDE?
1368
01:03:58,568 --> 01:04:02,170
IT'S BECAUSE MORE GEESE
DECIDED TO FLY ON THAT SIDE
1369
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,872
THAN THE OTHER SIDE.
1370
01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:07,576
I'M SORRY.
I DON'T FOLLOW YOU.
1371
01:04:07,578 --> 01:04:10,212
YOU'RE LOOKING TOO HARD.
1372
01:04:10,214 --> 01:04:13,315
OKAY. THERE MUST BE A REASON
WHY ALL THIS IS HAPPENING.
1373
01:04:13,317 --> 01:04:15,350
HE'S JUST FISHING.
1374
01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:16,418
WHAT?
1375
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:18,954
IT'S GOOD FISHING HERE.
1376
01:04:18,956 --> 01:04:20,956
OH, MY GOD.
1377
01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:23,925
HE'S A TOURIST?
1378
01:04:23,927 --> 01:04:25,193
IT'S LIKE ALL
THE WEEKEND WARRIORS
1379
01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:26,494
IN DAVID AND RODNEY'S
FISHING HOLES.
1380
01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:28,129
HE'S HERE TO FISH,
AND HE WANTS
1381
01:04:28,131 --> 01:04:30,398
TO AVOID THE LOCALS
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
1382
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,934
THEY'VE BEEN COMING
A LONG TIME.
1383
01:04:32,936 --> 01:04:36,071
WELL, HOW LONG?
A LONG TIME.
1384
01:04:36,073 --> 01:04:39,341
I'M GONNA TAKE SOME FISH TO HIM
TONIGHT IF YOU WANNA ASK HIM.
1385
01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:43,078
BUT HE DOESN'T TALK.
1386
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,914
WHY ARE YOU TAKING
AN ALIEN FISHERMAN FISH?
1387
01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:48,917
I DON'T THINK THIS ONE'S
VERY GOOD AT IT.
1388
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,901
OH, LOUISE,
THAT'S OUR HOME.
1389
01:05:05,903 --> 01:05:07,402
UH-HUH,
YOU'RE NEIGHBORS.
1390
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:10,071
THAT'S THE DEN
RIGHT THERE.
1391
01:05:10,073 --> 01:05:11,406
WE LIVE NEXT
TO HAIRY MAN?
1392
01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:13,074
I GUESS SO.
1393
01:05:22,151 --> 01:05:23,218
IS HE IN THERE?
1394
01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:24,519
HE'S SHY.
1395
01:05:24,521 --> 01:05:27,555
I'LL GO UP FIRST
SO HE KNOWS IT'S OKAY.
1396
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:40,101
I HOPE YOU CAUGHT
FISH TODAY.
1397
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:42,570
BUT I BROUGHT SOME MORE
JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T.
1398
01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:44,973
I BROUGHT SOME FRIENDS
WITH ME, TOO.
1399
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:55,350
THIS IS MY GRANDSON, DAVID.
1400
01:05:55,352 --> 01:05:56,451
HELLO.
1401
01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,320
AND HIS FRIEND, RODNEY.
1402
01:05:58,322 --> 01:05:59,621
WHAT'S UP, HAIRY MAN?
1403
01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:02,557
AND THEIR GIRLFRIENDS,
JEN AND AMY.
1404
01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:04,159
OH, WE'RE NOT
THEIR GIRLFRIENDS.
1405
01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:05,393
WE THOUGHT WE'D COME BY
1406
01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:07,128
AND WELCOME YOU
TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
1407
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,697
JEN AND I LIVE
NEXT DOOR, I GUESS.
1408
01:06:08,699 --> 01:06:10,398
YOU WERE AT OUR HOME EARLIER.
1409
01:06:13,002 --> 01:06:14,002
MAY I?
1410
01:06:14,004 --> 01:06:15,236
SURE.
1411
01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:20,575
I CAN'T SEE HIM.
1412
01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:21,977
HE'S SHY.
1413
01:06:25,281 --> 01:06:26,715
HAIRY MAN'S A GIRL.
1414
01:06:26,717 --> 01:06:29,250
HAIRY GIRL?
1415
01:06:29,252 --> 01:06:33,188
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
1416
01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:34,489
SHE COULD BE.
1417
01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:37,993
SHE'S A LOT BIGGER THAN
MOST OF THEM.
1418
01:06:37,995 --> 01:06:39,294
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
1419
01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:41,529
I DON'T KNOW.
IT POPPED INTO MY HEAD.
1420
01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:44,032
MUST BE SOME SORT
OF ALIEN PHEROMONE.
1421
01:06:44,034 --> 01:06:46,701
THERE'S A LOT OF PHEROMONE
AROUND HERE TONIGHT.
1422
01:06:51,641 --> 01:06:53,475
I DON'T LIKE THIS.
1423
01:06:53,477 --> 01:06:55,210
WHAT'S UP?!
1424
01:06:55,212 --> 01:06:56,244
GET DOWN!
1425
01:06:56,246 --> 01:06:57,512
OW!
1426
01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:59,314
IT'S A BLACKHAWK.
1427
01:06:59,316 --> 01:07:01,449
IF HE'S OUT HERE THIS LATE,
HE'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.
1428
01:07:01,451 --> 01:07:03,418
THEY'VE GOT NIGHT VISION,
FORWARD-LOOKING INFRARED,
1429
01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:06,187
AND A WHOLE BUNCH
OF OTHER STUFF YOU DON'T
EVEN WANT TO KNOW ABOUT.
1430
01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:09,357
I JUST HOPE THEY DIDN'T SEE
THE LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE DEN.
1431
01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,292
HOW THE HELL
DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT?
1432
01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:12,494
I GREW UP IN GERMANY
1433
01:07:12,496 --> 01:07:15,130
AT THE ARMY'S HELICOPTER
COMMAND HQ.
1434
01:07:15,132 --> 01:07:17,532
YEAH, A LOT OF HIPPIE CHICKS
ON MILITARY BASES, RIGHT?
1435
01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:19,367
I'M NOT BIG ON AUTHORITY.
1436
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:21,369
WHY ARE WE HIDING?
1437
01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:24,172
WHO'S BEEN MAKING ALL
THE HEADLINES?
1438
01:07:24,174 --> 01:07:25,573
US!
1439
01:07:25,575 --> 01:07:30,445
WE JUST LED THE MILITARY
TO HAIRY GIRL BY ACCIDENT.
1440
01:07:30,447 --> 01:07:31,713
SHE'S ALONE.
1441
01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:32,814
ALL SHE COULD DO IS HIDE
1442
01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:35,617
IF THEY COME LOOKING FOR HER.
1443
01:07:35,619 --> 01:07:37,118
SHE WAS DROPPED OFF.
1444
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,254
SHE HAS TO WAIT
FOR HER FRIENDS.
1445
01:07:39,256 --> 01:07:42,190
I'M AFRAID THEY WON'T COME
IF THEY'RE BEING CHASED
BY THE ARMY.
1446
01:07:46,328 --> 01:07:48,196
AND THE SEARCH CONTINUES
FOR A CITY MAN,
1447
01:07:48,198 --> 01:07:49,798
- CHARLIE MURPHY.
- YEAH.
1448
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,167
FRIENDS SAY AFTER
PURCHASING A NEW CAMERA...
1449
01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:54,235
UH-HUH.
- ...HE HAD BECOME OBSESSED
1450
01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:56,171
WITH PHOTOGRAPHING THE ELUSIVE
1451
01:07:56,173 --> 01:07:57,472
BIGFOOT OF SOUTH FORK.
1452
01:07:57,474 --> 01:07:59,107
WHEN I WAS TAKING COURSES
1453
01:07:59,109 --> 01:08:01,109
AT THE ARAPAHONSUIT
COMMUNITY COLLEGE,
1454
01:08:01,111 --> 01:08:03,678
MY PROFESSOR TOLD ME THERE
THAT THE THING YOU NEED TO DO
1455
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,114
IS FIND YOUR COMPOSITION,
FIX YOUR LENS
1456
01:08:06,116 --> 01:08:09,150
AND THEN EVERYTHING ELSE
HAPPENS IN PHOTOSHOPING
AFTERWARDS.
1457
01:08:09,152 --> 01:08:11,286
AND WHY HAVEN'T
YOU ARRESTED THEM?
1458
01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:13,388
...TO FLY SEARCH
AND RESCUE OPERATIONS
DAY AND NIGHT...
1459
01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:15,290
NO, NO. LISTEN.
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
1460
01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:17,425
BECAUSE SOME OF THESE
STUPID SONS A BITCHES
1461
01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,661
ARE GETTING LOST IN THE WOODS
TRYING TO FIND THIS HOAX,
1462
01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:22,297
THAT'S WHY!
1463
01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:23,631
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
1464
01:08:23,633 --> 01:08:25,433
FRIENDS
ARE VERY CONCERNED.
1465
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:28,269
HE HAS VERY LITTLE EXPERIENCE
IN THE WILDERNESS,
1466
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,772
BARELY KNEW HOW
TO OPERATE HIS NEW CAMERA,
1467
01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:32,774
AND THEY HOPE
HE HAD NOT BEEN DRINKING.
1468
01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:34,442
FINE, THEN WE'LL SET UP A STING
1469
01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:36,311
AND CATCH THEM IN THE ACT,
1470
01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:39,747
WHATEVER YOU FBI GUYS DO.
1471
01:08:39,749 --> 01:08:42,117
OF COURSE I'LL PARTICIPATE!
1472
01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:51,226
KNOCK, KNOCK.
1473
01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,362
GO AWAY, RODNEY.
1474
01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:55,563
DON'T BE SUCH A BITCH.
1475
01:08:55,565 --> 01:08:56,564
COME ON IN, RODNEY.
1476
01:09:00,769 --> 01:09:02,504
MIND IF WE TALK?
1477
01:09:02,506 --> 01:09:03,571
ABOUT WHAT?
1478
01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:06,207
ABOUT YOU BEING A TEASE.
1479
01:09:06,209 --> 01:09:07,375
PISS OFF, RODNEY.
1480
01:09:07,377 --> 01:09:08,610
HE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT.
1481
01:09:08,612 --> 01:09:10,545
YOU ARE A TEASE.
1482
01:09:10,547 --> 01:09:12,413
I'M A TEASE?
1483
01:09:12,415 --> 01:09:14,482
YEAH, YOU ARE.
1484
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:17,285
I SEE. WELL,
I GUESS THAT'S BETTER
THAN BEING DELUSIONAL.
1485
01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:19,821
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
1486
01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:21,689
BOTH OF YOU.
1487
01:09:21,691 --> 01:09:23,691
YOU FOR THINKING THAT
YOU STOOD A CHANCE WITH ME,
1488
01:09:23,693 --> 01:09:26,494
AND YOU FOR THINKING THAT
YOU STOOD A CHANCE WITH DAVID.
1489
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:30,365
OH, COME ON, YOU KNOW DAMN
WELL YOU'D BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME.
1490
01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:34,202
YOU'RE PERFECT
FOR EACH OTHER.
1491
01:09:52,421 --> 01:09:53,788
OH, AMY.
1492
01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:55,924
LOUISE.
1493
01:09:55,926 --> 01:09:57,892
I'M SORRY,
I WAS LOOKING FOR DAVID.
1494
01:09:57,894 --> 01:10:00,862
UM, HE'S IN HIS ROOM.
1495
01:10:00,864 --> 01:10:02,597
DO YOU MIND IF I COME IN?
1496
01:10:02,599 --> 01:10:04,866
NO, NO, NO, COME ON IN.
1497
01:10:08,304 --> 01:10:09,871
COOKIES?
1498
01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:11,906
OH, NO, THANKS.
1499
01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:13,374
I'M SORRY, WHERE IS HE?
1500
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,542
UPSTAIRS.
1501
01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:15,610
THANKS.
1502
01:10:18,247 --> 01:10:19,247
DAVID?
1503
01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:24,485
AMY. WHAT'S UP?
1504
01:10:24,487 --> 01:10:26,387
RODNEY CAME BY
TO CALL ME A TEASE
1505
01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:28,289
AND THEN JEN JOINED IN
AND CALLED ME A TEASE,
SO I LEFT
1506
01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:29,691
AND NOW I'M PISSED OFF
BECAUSE I'M NOT A TEASE,
1507
01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:32,393
AND I SHOULD HAVE
MADE THEM BOTH APOLOGIZE.
1508
01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:33,494
WHY ARE YOU SMILING?
1509
01:10:33,496 --> 01:10:35,997
WELL, YOU-YOU ARE A TEASE.
1510
01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:37,865
YOU JERK.
1511
01:10:37,867 --> 01:10:39,901
LOOK, I CAME HERE--
1512
01:10:43,939 --> 01:10:46,975
I KNOW. I CAN'T HELP IT.
1513
01:10:46,977 --> 01:10:48,509
IT'S COOL.
1514
01:10:48,511 --> 01:10:49,611
I KIND OF LIKE IT.
1515
01:10:49,613 --> 01:10:51,012
REALLY?
1516
01:10:51,014 --> 01:10:53,848
YEAH, IT'S...KIND OF HOT.
1517
01:11:03,292 --> 01:11:04,726
YES.
1518
01:11:18,807 --> 01:11:20,575
WHAT A CIVILIAN.
1519
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:24,846
WHAT IS HE DOING?
1520
01:11:29,585 --> 01:11:31,019
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
1521
01:11:31,021 --> 01:11:33,321
THE STUPID SON OF A BITCH
IS HERE.
1522
01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:36,057
HE'S POINTING AT SOMETHING.
1523
01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:37,425
DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?
1524
01:11:37,427 --> 01:11:38,693
NOTHING THAT I CAN SEE.
1525
01:11:51,006 --> 01:11:52,707
STINKS DOWN HERE.
1526
01:11:52,709 --> 01:11:54,709
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?
1527
01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:57,512
HE'S SNEAKING UP ON SOMETHING.
1528
01:11:57,514 --> 01:11:59,781
IS THE CAMERA ROLLING?
1529
01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:00,915
OF COURSE.
1530
01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:10,491
GOTCHA!
1531
01:12:24,341 --> 01:12:25,606
JESUS CHRIST!
1532
01:12:25,608 --> 01:12:27,642
WHAT?!
1533
01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:28,943
WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!
1534
01:12:28,945 --> 01:12:30,812
SOME SORT OF--
SOME SORT OF CREATURE.
1535
01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:32,447
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE.
1536
01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:34,615
IT JUST VANISHED.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN VANISHED?!
1537
01:12:34,617 --> 01:12:35,983
I MEAN, I HAD IT IN FRAME,
1538
01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:37,985
THERE WAS THIS WEIRD FLASH
AND IT VANISHED.
1539
01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:39,487
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CLOAK.
1540
01:12:39,489 --> 01:12:40,488
LET ME SEE THAT.
1541
01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:44,492
SEE IT?
1542
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:53,935
YOU PRESSED OFF
INSTEAD OF ON.
1543
01:12:53,937 --> 01:12:55,903
GOD DAMN IT.
1544
01:12:55,905 --> 01:12:57,138
WE'VE GOT 40 MINUTES
1545
01:12:57,140 --> 01:12:59,540
OF BILL FUCKING FISHING
1546
01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:02,043
AND NO EVIDENCE.
1547
01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:03,911
YOU ASSHOLE!
1548
01:13:16,492 --> 01:13:19,160
STREAMS ALL LEAD
TO CIVILIZATION.
1549
01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:25,900
WHY CAN'T I FIND
CIVILIZATION?
1550
01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:33,441
I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.
I GOT YOU.
1551
01:13:33,443 --> 01:13:35,543
COME ON.
1552
01:13:35,545 --> 01:13:36,677
COME ON. I GOT IT.
1553
01:13:44,186 --> 01:13:45,453
I GOT IT.
1554
01:13:46,855 --> 01:13:49,123
I GOT IT!
1555
01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:51,159
WHOA, SOMETHING'S GOING ON.
1556
01:13:52,761 --> 01:13:54,896
I'M GOING TO CHECK IT OUT.
1557
01:13:54,898 --> 01:13:56,731
OH, PLEASE DON'T, FUZZY BEAR.
RELAX.
1558
01:13:56,733 --> 01:13:59,033
WHAT HAVE WE BEEN DOING
FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS?
1559
01:13:59,035 --> 01:14:01,102
HAVING CRAZY SEX,
SUGAR PLUM.
1560
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,970
SO WE HAVE AN ALIBI.
1561
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,714
HEY, ART. YOU KNOW,
I WOULD STILL
1562
01:14:13,716 --> 01:14:15,583
LOVE TO DRIVE
THAT NEW CAR OF YOURS.
1563
01:14:15,585 --> 01:14:17,718
MR. JOBS, SO NICE
OF YOU TO SHOW UP.
1564
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,086
YOU!
1565
01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:20,988
BILL'S HAD ANOTHER
BIGFOOT SIGHTING.
1566
01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:23,224
I WAS SURE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE
BUDDY WERE FUCKING WITH ME.
1567
01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:26,194
IN THE NEWS, EVERY TIME
THERE WAS A SIGHTING,
1568
01:14:26,196 --> 01:14:28,996
BUT HAIRY MAN,
IS FUCKING REAL!
1569
01:14:28,998 --> 01:14:30,998
THAT'S WHAT
I TOLD YOU, MAN!
1570
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,967
HE JUST SCARED
THE SHIT OUT OF ME,
1571
01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:34,135
AND THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY
1572
01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:36,671
THAT WAS A PUNK-ASS KID
IN A SUIT.
1573
01:14:36,673 --> 01:14:38,673
WHO ARE THOSE
TWO WANKERS
OVER THERE?
1574
01:14:38,675 --> 01:14:40,708
CLAIM TO BE FBI.
1575
01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:43,511
HUH, WELL, COOL.
1576
01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:45,179
GOOD LUCK, BILL.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT.
1577
01:14:45,181 --> 01:14:47,515
PEOPLE! HEY!
1578
01:14:47,517 --> 01:14:49,217
I GOT A PICTURE OF
HAIRY MAN!
1579
01:14:49,219 --> 01:14:53,187
HEY, HEY, I GOT A
PICTURE OF MY HAIRY MAN!
1580
01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:55,656
I'M A REAL GODDAMN
WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER!
1581
01:14:55,658 --> 01:14:57,158
LET ME SEE IT!
1582
01:15:00,796 --> 01:15:01,796
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
1583
01:15:02,998 --> 01:15:04,265
OH, MY GOD, FBI?
1584
01:15:04,267 --> 01:15:05,867
SHIT.
1585
01:15:05,869 --> 01:15:08,035
THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE?
OH, I KNOW WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
1586
01:15:08,037 --> 01:15:09,203
I JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH.
1587
01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:10,905
WE GOT TO FIND DAVID.
1588
01:15:12,808 --> 01:15:15,009
OH, HOLD ON, IT MUST HAVE
JUST RUN OUT OF BATTERIES.
1589
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:17,812
OH, WAIT. NO, SHIT.
1590
01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:19,680
OH, SHIT,
THAT WAS MY LAST ONE.
1591
01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:22,617
GOD DAMN IT!
1592
01:15:22,619 --> 01:15:25,786
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE PANTS?
THOSE ARE AWESOME.
1593
01:15:25,788 --> 01:15:28,523
I COULD REALLY DO SOME HIDING
IN THE WILD WITH THOSE.
1594
01:15:28,525 --> 01:15:29,924
WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?
1595
01:15:39,134 --> 01:15:40,701
HI, LOUISE.
1596
01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,270
HI.
1597
01:15:43,972 --> 01:15:45,706
HEY, GRANDMA,
DAVID AROUND?
1598
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:48,976
HIM AND AMY ARE UPSTAIRS
MAKING NOISE.
1599
01:15:48,978 --> 01:15:51,078
OH, REALLY?
1600
01:15:53,015 --> 01:15:55,016
OUT OF BED, ASSHOLE!
1601
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,656
HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?
1602
01:16:03,659 --> 01:16:05,326
ARE YOU UP THERE
BANGING MY GIRLFRIEND?
1603
01:16:09,031 --> 01:16:10,631
COME ON OUT, AMY.
1604
01:16:10,633 --> 01:16:12,066
WE HOOKED UP, TOO.
1605
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,901
NICE!
1606
01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:16,270
BUT SERIOUSLY, GET DRESSED,
WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
1607
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:29,116
WHAT'S UP?
1608
01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:32,653
YOU GUYS CUT IT WAY
TOO CLOSE THIS TIME.
1609
01:16:32,655 --> 01:16:33,955
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1610
01:16:33,957 --> 01:16:35,756
WE JUST LEFT THE LANDING,
1611
01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:37,959
AND THE SAME GUY THAT
WE SCARED A COUPLE WEEKS AGO
1612
01:16:37,961 --> 01:16:39,126
WAS LYING ON HIS BACK
1613
01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:40,795
RAMBLING ABOUT
HAIRY MAN TO ART.
1614
01:16:40,797 --> 01:16:43,064
RING A BELL?
WHAT?
1615
01:16:43,066 --> 01:16:44,231
YEAH, THE TWO FBI GUYS
1616
01:16:44,233 --> 01:16:46,267
AND CHARLIE WERE THERE
AS WELL.
1617
01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:49,070
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1618
01:16:49,072 --> 01:16:51,272
YOU GUYS OBVIOUSLY
PULLED A SCAM WITHOUT US,
1619
01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:53,374
AND YOU GOT WAY
TOO CLOSE THIS TIME.
1620
01:16:53,376 --> 01:16:56,310
WE'VE BEEN INSIDE
FOR AT LEAST...
1621
01:16:56,312 --> 01:16:58,312
TWO HOURS.
1622
01:16:58,314 --> 01:17:00,615
SHIT, YOU DON'T THINK...
1623
01:17:00,617 --> 01:17:03,084
I THINK THEY SAW
OUR LITTLE FRIEND FOR REAL.
1624
01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:04,218
WE GOT TO GO
CHECK ON HER.
1625
01:17:07,923 --> 01:17:09,657
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1626
01:17:09,659 --> 01:17:11,859
WE'RE GOING TO HER DEN
TO MAKE SURE SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
1627
01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:14,395
SHE'S LEAVING TONIGHT.
IT'S THE FULL MOON.
1628
01:17:14,397 --> 01:17:15,930
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
1629
01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:18,099
THEY ALWAYS LEAVE
ON THE FULL MOON.
1630
01:17:18,101 --> 01:17:19,700
IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
1631
01:17:19,702 --> 01:17:21,769
SHE'S SCARED,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1632
01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,072
WHERE THE FUCK
ARE YOU GOING?!
1633
01:17:27,743 --> 01:17:29,176
TO HER DEN, GRANDMA.
1634
01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:30,911
SHE'S NOT THERE.
1635
01:17:30,913 --> 01:17:32,213
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
1636
01:17:32,215 --> 01:17:33,714
SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
1637
01:17:33,716 --> 01:17:36,684
SHIT, WOULD I BE SITTING
HERE FOR NOTHING?
1638
01:17:36,686 --> 01:17:38,052
I'M JUST SITTING HERE
TRYING TO CHILL
1639
01:17:38,054 --> 01:17:39,787
WITH HER, YOU KNOW?
1640
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:47,995
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE FISH?
1641
01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:50,998
SHE'S HUNGRY.
1642
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,969
YEP, I THINK SHE'S
A STRESS EATER.
1643
01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:57,872
OH, COMPANY.
1644
01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:02,743
NICE CAR, ART.
1645
01:18:02,745 --> 01:18:04,145
NOT NOW, RODNEY.
1646
01:18:05,747 --> 01:18:07,748
NEED ANY HELP?
1647
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,316
NO, THANKS.
JUST A RACCOON.
1648
01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:13,888
SOUNDS LIKE A BIG ONE.
1649
01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:17,258
IF YOU ALL ARE THINKING ABOUT
GETTING INTO ANY MORE TROUBLE,
1650
01:18:17,260 --> 01:18:18,726
I WOULDN'T.
1651
01:18:18,728 --> 01:18:20,061
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1652
01:18:20,063 --> 01:18:21,062
HEY, ART?
1653
01:18:21,064 --> 01:18:23,130
OH, NOTHING REALLY.
1654
01:18:23,132 --> 01:18:25,466
IT'S JUST THAT I THOUGHT
YOU SHOULD KNOW
1655
01:18:25,468 --> 01:18:27,301
THERE'S A LOT OF FEDS AROUND
1656
01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:29,403
ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS
ABOUT YOU FOUR.
1657
01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:30,805
HEY, ART.
1658
01:18:30,807 --> 01:18:33,207
HUH, THAT'S WEIRD.
I WONDER WHY?
1659
01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:36,477
THE ARMY AND THOSE TWO FBI GUYS
ARE ASKING FOR YOU.
1660
01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:38,145
YEAH, I WONDER WHY.
1661
01:18:38,147 --> 01:18:40,748
LOOKS LIKE
THE CAVALRY'S HERE.
1662
01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:43,217
THEY'RE STAGING SOMETHING
AT THE HIGH SCHOOL.
1663
01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:45,786
I GOT TO GO OVER AND MAKE SURE
EVERYBODY BEHAVES.
1664
01:18:45,788 --> 01:18:47,221
HEY, ART,
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
1665
01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:48,923
BE GOOD.
1666
01:18:54,996 --> 01:18:57,231
DRIVE SAFE.
1667
01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,766
SHIT, WHAT THE HELL
ARE WE GONNA DO?
1668
01:18:58,768 --> 01:19:00,067
WE'VE GOT HAIRY GIRL
UNDER THE PORCH
1669
01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:01,969
AND COPS EVERYWHERE.
1670
01:19:01,971 --> 01:19:04,071
SHE HAS TO LEAVE TONIGHT.
1671
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,239
WHERE DOES SHE NEED TO BE?
1672
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:07,208
AT HER CAMPSITE.
1673
01:19:07,210 --> 01:19:09,977
WHAT? SO, WE HAVE THE COPS,
1674
01:19:09,979 --> 01:19:12,880
THE FEDS,
AND APPARENTLY THE ARMY
1675
01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:14,482
BETWEEN US
AND WHERE SHE NEEDS TO GO.
1676
01:19:14,484 --> 01:19:16,217
GREAT.
1677
01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:17,885
WE NEED A DIVERSION.
1678
01:19:17,887 --> 01:19:19,420
WHAT WE NEED IS NOT TO DRAW
1679
01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:21,188
ANY MORE ATTENTION
TO OURSELVES.
1680
01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:22,523
NO, IF WE GIVE THEM
WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR,
1681
01:19:22,525 --> 01:19:24,525
THEY WON'T STUMBLE ON
HER BY MISTAKE.
1682
01:19:24,527 --> 01:19:26,060
WE'LL PUT ON
THE FAKE UFO LANDING
1683
01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:28,062
LIKE RODNEY
AND I PLANNED.
1684
01:19:28,064 --> 01:19:31,365
SO, YOU WANNA LURE THEM
TO A HOAX ON TRIBAL LAND?
1685
01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:33,868
WE'LL HAVE TO GIVE
THEM BIGFOOT AS WELL, RODNEY.
1686
01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:36,170
THIS ISN'T A BUNCH
OF FUCKING TOURISTS ANYMORE.
1687
01:19:36,172 --> 01:19:38,305
I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO GO BACK TO JAIL.
1688
01:19:38,307 --> 01:19:39,874
OR GET SHOT.
YEAH.
1689
01:19:39,876 --> 01:19:41,876
OKAY, FINE.
I WILL WEAR THE SUIT.
1690
01:19:41,878 --> 01:19:44,078
DAMN, YOU GUYS
ARE SUCH WUSSES.
1691
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,379
I WEAR THE SUIT
AROUND HERE.
1692
01:19:45,381 --> 01:19:46,947
I WILL DO IT.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
1693
01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:48,215
IT'S A BAD IDEA.
1694
01:19:48,217 --> 01:19:49,784
LURING THE FEDS
AND THE ARMY CAVALRY
1695
01:19:49,786 --> 01:19:51,452
TO TRIBAL GROUND
IS NOT AN OPTION.
1696
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:54,922
LAST TIME IT HAPPENED
AROUND HERE, IT ENDED BADLY.
1697
01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:57,525
RODNEY, GET DRESSED
AND RUN AROUND TOWN.
1698
01:19:57,527 --> 01:19:59,226
THE REST OF US WILL SEND UP
THE LIGHTS AND BALLOONS
1699
01:19:59,228 --> 01:20:01,162
AS SOON AS YOU CAN
HIDE AND TEXT US.
1700
01:20:01,164 --> 01:20:03,364
THEY'LL SEE OUR UFO,
AND THEY'LL ALL COME UP
TO THE CLEARING.
1701
01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:04,532
I'M TELLING YOU NO.
1702
01:20:04,534 --> 01:20:06,433
RELAX, CHIEF.
1703
01:20:06,435 --> 01:20:08,435
I'M AN ARMY BRAT, SO THE WORST
THEY'LL DO IS CALL MY FATHER
1704
01:20:08,437 --> 01:20:10,371
AND THE JOINT CHIEFS
OR SOMETHING.
1705
01:20:10,373 --> 01:20:12,139
EVERYBODY ELSE CAN HIDE.
1706
01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:13,808
WHAT?
1707
01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,075
YOU'RE FUCKING OUT OF LINE!
1708
01:20:15,077 --> 01:20:17,011
AND THIS NEVER
SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED!
1709
01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:18,279
EXCUSE ME?
1710
01:20:18,281 --> 01:20:20,314
I HAD THIS NICE
LITTLE SCAM GOING ON
1711
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:22,116
UNTIL YOU TOURISTS
GOT INVOLVED
1712
01:20:22,118 --> 01:20:23,117
AND BLEW THE WHOLE THING UP
1713
01:20:23,119 --> 01:20:24,351
WITH YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS
1714
01:20:24,353 --> 01:20:26,120
AND YOUR BIGFOOT BABY CRAP!
1715
01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:27,955
SO THIS IS MY FAULT?
1716
01:20:27,957 --> 01:20:29,990
MOSTLY YOURS AND JEN'S.
1717
01:20:29,992 --> 01:20:31,025
OH, HOLD ON,
I DIDN'T WANT...
1718
01:20:31,027 --> 01:20:32,827
SHUT THE HELL UP, JEN!
1719
01:20:32,829 --> 01:20:34,562
RELAX, OKAY?
JUST RELAX.
1720
01:20:34,564 --> 01:20:36,497
IT'S AN ACCIDENT.
ALL OF US ARE IN ON IT.
1721
01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:38,032
WE JUST HAVE TO FIX IT,
IT'S FINE.
1722
01:20:38,034 --> 01:20:39,533
RODNEY, FUCK YOU, TOO!
1723
01:20:39,535 --> 01:20:41,268
YOU'RE JUST AS MUCH
OF A TOURIST AS THEY ARE!
1724
01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:43,604
BRO, REMEMBER
WHEN I LIVE 5 MINUTES
1725
01:20:43,606 --> 01:20:45,339
DOWN THE ROAD FROM YOU
AND I'VE SEEN YOU
EVERY SINGLE DAY
1726
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,041
SINCE WE WERE 6 YEARS OLD.
YOU'RE SCARING HER.
1727
01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:48,409
YOU'VE BEEN SQUATTING
ON TRIBAL LAND
1728
01:20:48,411 --> 01:20:50,110
LONGER THAN THEY HAVE!
SO WHAT?!
1729
01:20:50,112 --> 01:20:51,946
SQUATTING?
ENOUGH!
1730
01:20:51,948 --> 01:20:53,881
OKAY, I'M SORRY
YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
1731
01:20:53,883 --> 01:20:55,416
BUT I AM STICKING
TO THE PLAN.
1732
01:20:55,418 --> 01:20:56,884
NOW, YOU AND LOUISE
CAN GET HER HOME
1733
01:20:56,886 --> 01:20:58,586
AS SOON AS YOU HAVE
AN OPPORTUNITY.
1734
01:20:58,588 --> 01:21:01,255
NICE TO HAVE MET YOU, LOUISE,
TAKE CARE OF HER.
1735
01:21:07,062 --> 01:21:08,562
UNBELIEVABLE.
1736
01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:30,150
HUH.
1737
01:21:32,487 --> 01:21:34,121
WHAT, GRANDMA?
1738
01:21:34,123 --> 01:21:37,925
MUST BE THE RODEO CLOWN
IN YOU.
1739
01:21:46,434 --> 01:21:48,469
ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS GET THEIR ATTENTION.
1740
01:21:48,471 --> 01:21:50,905
AS SOON AS THEY ARE FOLLOWING
YOU, JUMP IN THE BUSHES
AND TEXT US.
1741
01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:52,907
WE'LL SEND UP THE BALLOONS
AND THEN YOU CAN DITCH THE SUIT.
1742
01:21:52,909 --> 01:21:54,308
ALL RIGHT.
1743
01:21:54,310 --> 01:21:56,610
JEN WILL MEET YOU LATER
AT HOME LATER, OKAY?
1744
01:21:56,612 --> 01:21:58,112
YOU GOT IT?
GOT IT.
1745
01:21:58,114 --> 01:22:01,148
HEY.
1746
01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:02,483
BE CAREFUL.
1747
01:22:08,056 --> 01:22:09,456
GO GET 'EM, BABY!
1748
01:22:13,361 --> 01:22:16,964
YOU KNOW YOU WERE A JERK.
1749
01:22:16,966 --> 01:22:19,400
THANKS, GRANDMA.
1750
01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:22,703
YOU REALLY NEED
TO APOLOGIZE.
1751
01:22:22,705 --> 01:22:24,171
I NEED TO APOLOGIZE?
1752
01:22:24,173 --> 01:22:25,205
UH-HUH.
1753
01:22:25,207 --> 01:22:27,074
SHE CALLED ME CHIEF.
1754
01:22:27,076 --> 01:22:30,678
WHICH IS A TITLE OF RESPECT.
1755
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,547
SHE SHOULD HAVE
CALLED YOU TONTO.
1756
01:22:33,549 --> 01:22:35,950
IT MEANS STUPID.
1757
01:22:45,694 --> 01:22:49,563
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH OUR PLAN, OFFICER?
1758
01:22:51,499 --> 01:22:53,100
WHERE SHOULD I BEGIN?
1759
01:22:53,102 --> 01:22:54,535
THIS IS STANDARD
FEDERAL RESPONSE
1760
01:22:54,537 --> 01:22:57,004
TO A THREAT TO
HOMELAND SECURITY, SO...
1761
01:22:57,006 --> 01:22:59,006
I'VE READ THE BOOK.
1762
01:22:59,008 --> 01:23:01,508
JUST THINK THAT
IT'S OVERKILL
1763
01:23:01,510 --> 01:23:03,010
FOR A BEAR
SIGHTING.
1764
01:23:03,012 --> 01:23:04,545
OVERKILL?
1765
01:23:04,547 --> 01:23:06,380
YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT CREATURE.
1766
01:23:06,382 --> 01:23:09,984
I ASSURE YOU THIS
IS NOT OVERKILL.
1767
01:23:09,986 --> 01:23:13,354
FINE, JUST MAKE
SURE YOU WRITE
IN YOUR REPORT
1768
01:23:13,356 --> 01:23:15,089
THAT I TOLD YOU IT
WOULD BE A MISTAKE
1769
01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:17,291
TO CALL IN
THE MILITARY
1770
01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:19,026
OVER A
BEAR SIGHTING.
1771
01:23:19,028 --> 01:23:21,362
IT WAS NOT A BEAR.
1772
01:23:21,364 --> 01:23:24,264
AGENT WESSON,
IT'S ALWAYS A BEAR.
1773
01:23:24,266 --> 01:23:25,566
ARE YOU
FUCKING BLIND?
1774
01:23:25,568 --> 01:23:27,134
THERE IT IS!
1775
01:23:27,136 --> 01:23:28,235
THAT'S NOT A BEAR!
1776
01:23:28,237 --> 01:23:29,470
LET'S GO!
1777
01:23:29,472 --> 01:23:32,206
NOPE, JUST A DUMB-ASS.
1778
01:23:36,311 --> 01:23:39,480
I CAN NOT BELIEVE
I SCREWED THIS UP SO MUCH.
1779
01:23:39,482 --> 01:23:41,415
DAVID SCREWED UP.
YOU TRIED TO APOLOGIZE.
1780
01:23:41,417 --> 01:23:43,183
NO, I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT DAVID.
1781
01:23:43,185 --> 01:23:45,052
OKAY, THEN WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1782
01:23:45,054 --> 01:23:47,087
HAIRY GIRL.
1783
01:23:47,089 --> 01:23:48,489
THEY'VE BEEN COMING
HERE FOR WHO KNOWS
HOW LONG
1784
01:23:48,491 --> 01:23:51,125
WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS
UNTIL WE SCREWED IT UP.
1785
01:23:51,127 --> 01:23:53,560
WE'LL FIX IT.
I HOPE SO.
1786
01:23:53,562 --> 01:23:55,295
DAVID'S STILL AN ASSHOLE.
1787
01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,400
OKAY. TEN THOUSAND
FREAKING DOLLARS
1788
01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:00,601
AND YOU COULDN'T FIND
ONE PERSON TO HELP US.
1789
01:24:00,603 --> 01:24:01,735
SHH.
1790
01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:06,240
HEY, ART, WE JUST
GOT A REPORT OF
1791
01:24:06,242 --> 01:24:09,309
A HIGH-SPEED CHASE
AND BIGFOOT RUNNING DOWN MAIN.
1792
01:24:09,311 --> 01:24:10,544
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
1793
01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:12,446
HAIRY MAN'S JUST A DUMB-ASS KID.
1794
01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:14,782
NOTHING TO GET EXCITED ABOUT.
1795
01:24:14,784 --> 01:24:17,484
DON'T LET THEM AROUND.
1796
01:24:17,486 --> 01:24:18,519
DON'T LET THEM AROUND,
DON'T LET--COME ON, MIKE.
1797
01:24:18,521 --> 01:24:21,355
OH, FUCK!
1798
01:24:21,357 --> 01:24:22,489
ASSHOLE!
1799
01:24:37,439 --> 01:24:39,106
HE'S GETTING AWAY!
1800
01:24:39,108 --> 01:24:40,674
HE'S NOT GETTING AWAY.
WE'RE RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
1801
01:24:43,445 --> 01:24:45,712
GOD DAMN IT!
COME ON!
1802
01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:48,148
SORRY. I NEVER COULD FIGURE
THESE THINGS OUT.
1803
01:24:58,860 --> 01:25:01,261
CAN YOU GET HER TO
HER DEN BY YOURSELF?
1804
01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:02,429
YES.
1805
01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:03,464
I GOTTA GO HELP.
1806
01:25:03,466 --> 01:25:04,665
I KNOW.
1807
01:25:04,667 --> 01:25:06,100
I KNOW. GO.
1808
01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:07,167
I LOVE YOU, GRANDMA.
1809
01:25:07,169 --> 01:25:08,335
MM-HMM.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
1810
01:25:08,337 --> 01:25:09,837
BE CAREFUL.
1811
01:25:09,839 --> 01:25:11,672
HERE, YOU TAKE THE WHEEL.
1812
01:25:11,674 --> 01:25:13,207
NO, JUST TAKE THE WHEEL.
1813
01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:16,110
WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1814
01:25:16,112 --> 01:25:17,144
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1815
01:25:17,146 --> 01:25:18,278
I'M GONNA GET HIM.
1816
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,414
DO YOU SEE HIM?
WHERE IS HE?
1817
01:25:27,423 --> 01:25:28,689
WHAT? SERIOUSLY?
1818
01:25:30,358 --> 01:25:32,526
HE'S STRAIGHT AHEAD,
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
1819
01:25:32,528 --> 01:25:34,428
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1820
01:25:34,430 --> 01:25:37,231
PUT THE GUN DOWN!
PUT THE GUN DOWN!
1821
01:25:38,701 --> 01:25:40,467
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT! NO!
1822
01:25:42,871 --> 01:25:45,305
HEY, DWAYNE.
HERE YOU GO.
1823
01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:47,508
HEY, RC, THANKS.
1824
01:25:47,510 --> 01:25:48,709
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1825
01:25:48,711 --> 01:25:50,477
WHAT'S GOING ON
AROUND HERE TONIGHT?
1826
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:53,147
BIGFOOT AND A HIGH-SPEED
CHASE DOWN MAIN.
1827
01:25:53,149 --> 01:25:55,149
IT'S DAVID AND RODNEY AGAIN.
1828
01:25:55,151 --> 01:25:56,617
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
THEY'RE UP TO BUT...
1829
01:25:56,619 --> 01:25:58,318
ONE OF THEIR
GIRLFRIENDS CALLED BEN.
1830
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:00,420
NEEDS A CRANE RENTAL TONIGHT.
1831
01:26:00,422 --> 01:26:02,723
- IT'S AFTER 10:00.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
1832
01:26:02,725 --> 01:26:04,324
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
THEY'RE UP TO, BUT THEY'RE
PUTTING SOMETHING
1833
01:26:04,326 --> 01:26:06,293
TOGETHER UP BY THE MEETING
GROUNDS.
1834
01:26:06,295 --> 01:26:09,263
IT'S LIKE ONE BIG DAMN PARTY
AROUND HERE TONIGHT.
1835
01:26:09,265 --> 01:26:11,398
YEAH, IT IS, ISN'T IT?
1836
01:26:13,368 --> 01:26:16,203
HEY, SHERYL. YEAH, IT'S RC.
1837
01:26:16,205 --> 01:26:19,406
THERE'S A BIG PARTY GOING ON UP
AT THE MEETING GROUNDS.
1838
01:26:19,408 --> 01:26:21,542
NO, NO. CALL THE GALS,
1839
01:26:21,544 --> 01:26:24,311
GET A BUNCH OF BEER
AND HEAD ON UP.
1840
01:26:24,313 --> 01:26:26,647
NO, I PROMISE, IT'S GOING
TO BE A HUGE SHIT SHOW.
1841
01:26:26,649 --> 01:26:29,249
ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD TIME.
1842
01:26:29,251 --> 01:26:30,350
ALL RIGHT, MAN. I'LL CALL YOU
FROM THE ROAD
1843
01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:31,485
AND LET YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
1844
01:26:32,755 --> 01:26:34,621
COME ON, RODNEY,
WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP?
1845
01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,293
I DON'T KNOW ANY
OF THOSE PEOPLE.
1846
01:26:39,295 --> 01:26:40,360
I DON'T KNOW, EITHER.
1847
01:26:40,362 --> 01:26:42,329
HUH? ANYTHING YET?
NO.
1848
01:26:42,331 --> 01:26:43,664
YOU GOT BARS?
FOUR.
1849
01:26:43,666 --> 01:26:45,332
WE SHOULD HAVE HEARD
FROM HIM BY NOW.
1850
01:26:45,334 --> 01:26:46,800
COME ON, RODNEY.
1851
01:26:50,806 --> 01:26:52,372
I'M JUST GOING TO WING HIM.
1852
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:54,208
THERE'S ONLY ONE--
DON'T WING HIM.
1853
01:26:58,780 --> 01:27:00,314
WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT RODNEY.
1854
01:27:00,316 --> 01:27:02,249
HE'LL BE FINE.
1855
01:27:02,251 --> 01:27:05,552
OH, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT
TEN GRAND WILL GET YOU.
1856
01:27:05,554 --> 01:27:07,387
WHERE'S RODNEY?
1857
01:27:07,389 --> 01:27:08,789
YOU DIDN'T HEAR FROM HIM?
1858
01:27:08,791 --> 01:27:10,624
NO, NOTHING.
1859
01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:14,595
OH, MY GOD!
HE'S GOING TO
GET KILLED!
1860
01:27:14,597 --> 01:27:16,463
NO, AS LONG AS WE
KEEP HEARING GUNSHOTS,
HE'S NOT DEAD.
1861
01:27:16,465 --> 01:27:18,532
WE HAVE TO GO DOWN
THERE AND FIND HIM.
1862
01:27:18,534 --> 01:27:21,668
IF RODNEY DIES,
I'M GOING TO BEAT
THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!
1863
01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:23,403
OKAY, THAT'S COOL.
1864
01:27:23,405 --> 01:27:25,672
I GOT THIS.
1865
01:27:25,674 --> 01:27:27,507
HEY, ART.
1866
01:27:27,509 --> 01:27:30,410
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR
COUNTY FIRE AND RESCUE
1867
01:27:30,412 --> 01:27:31,511
JOINING THE PURSUIT.
1868
01:27:31,513 --> 01:27:34,648
LET'S JUST KEEP IT SLOW, BOYS.
1869
01:27:37,353 --> 01:27:39,253
COME ON, LET'S GO.
1870
01:27:53,868 --> 01:27:56,270
COME ON. LET'S GO.
1871
01:27:56,272 --> 01:27:57,571
COME ON.
1872
01:28:04,379 --> 01:28:05,979
HEY, THERE, DWAYNE, ART
MANAGED TO GET THEM
1873
01:28:05,981 --> 01:28:07,648
OUT OF DOWNTOWN AND SLOWED DOWN
1874
01:28:07,650 --> 01:28:09,383
ENOUGH TO LOSE RODNEY.
1875
01:28:09,385 --> 01:28:11,918
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
I HATE TO SEE HIM BACK IN JAIL.
1876
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:14,655
HEY, UH, WHERE SHOULD
WE SEND THEM NOW?
1877
01:28:14,657 --> 01:28:16,923
UH, OH, HOW ABOUT ACROSS
THE RIVER ON OLD STAGE ROAD?
1878
01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:19,059
OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
1879
01:28:19,061 --> 01:28:21,361
ATTENTION ALL UNITS,
BIGFOOT SIGHTED
1880
01:28:21,363 --> 01:28:23,664
MOVING EAST ON OLD STAGE ROAD.
1881
01:28:25,667 --> 01:28:28,468
I'M SORRY.
I WAS WAY OUT OF LINE.
1882
01:28:28,470 --> 01:28:30,771
WAY OUT OF THE LINE.
1883
01:28:36,044 --> 01:28:38,679
OH, MY GOD!
I KILLED RODNEY!
1884
01:28:38,681 --> 01:28:40,614
WHAT THE HELL, GUYS!
1885
01:28:40,616 --> 01:28:43,417
RODNEY.
1886
01:28:56,831 --> 01:28:59,066
UGH!
1887
01:28:59,068 --> 01:29:00,434
WE'RE SO HOOPED.
1888
01:29:00,436 --> 01:29:02,836
THEY'RE ONLY
CHECKING IN TOWN.
1889
01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:04,104
THAT CHOPPER'S GONNA
FIND YOUR GRANDMA.
1890
01:29:04,106 --> 01:29:05,839
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.
1891
01:29:08,476 --> 01:29:09,810
DROP ME OFF AT
THE EDGE OF TOWN AGAIN,
1892
01:29:09,812 --> 01:29:11,078
AND I'LL LEAD THEM UP
TO THE CLEARING.
1893
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:12,479
THE HELL YOU ARE.
1894
01:29:12,481 --> 01:29:14,781
YOU JUST GOT
DESTROYED BY A CAR.
1895
01:29:14,783 --> 01:29:16,550
JEN, YOU NEED TO
TAKE HIM TO THE ER.
1896
01:29:16,552 --> 01:29:18,018
GET DOWN! GET DOWN!
1897
01:29:20,555 --> 01:29:22,055
WELL, I FOR ONE AM
NOT GOING TO LEAVE
1898
01:29:22,057 --> 01:29:23,724
AMY AND GRANDMA
HANGING, ALL RIGHT?
1899
01:29:24,926 --> 01:29:26,126
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
1900
01:29:26,128 --> 01:29:27,127
GIVE ME THE SUIT.
1901
01:29:27,129 --> 01:29:29,730
WHAT?
1902
01:29:29,732 --> 01:29:32,132
GIVE ME THE SUIT.
1903
01:29:32,134 --> 01:29:34,000
COME ON.
1904
01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:37,738
COME ON,
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
1905
01:29:44,078 --> 01:29:45,712
ATTENTION ALL UNITS,
1906
01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:48,615
BIGFOOT HEADING SOUTH
ON MAIN STREET.
1907
01:29:51,819 --> 01:29:54,087
WE'RE COMING TO
GET YOU, HAIRY MAN!
1908
01:30:11,940 --> 01:30:14,107
JESUS, YOU'RE GONNA
HURT SOMEBODY!
1909
01:30:22,817 --> 01:30:24,684
COME ON.
1910
01:30:25,754 --> 01:30:28,588
UFO LANDING IN PROGRESS
1911
01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:29,856
AT THE MEETING GROUNDS.
1912
01:30:29,858 --> 01:30:31,725
I HATE TOURISTS.
1913
01:30:31,727 --> 01:30:33,593
HEY, LOOK.
1914
01:30:33,595 --> 01:30:34,795
NIGHT VISION.
1915
01:30:34,797 --> 01:30:36,963
NICE!
YEAH.
1916
01:30:36,965 --> 01:30:38,098
WHERE IS HE NOW?
1917
01:30:38,100 --> 01:30:39,900
I DON'T KNOW,
I THINK I LOST HIM.
1918
01:30:39,902 --> 01:30:41,768
I JUST SEE HIM.
HE'S STRAIGHT AHEAD,
STRAIGHT AHEAD!
1919
01:30:41,770 --> 01:30:42,869
OKAY. HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO.
1920
01:30:42,871 --> 01:30:46,907
OKAY. OKAY,
WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHY.
1921
01:30:46,909 --> 01:30:48,141
DEAD LIFE PHOTOGRAPHY
1922
01:30:48,143 --> 01:30:49,643
AS SOON AS I HIT
THE MOTHERFUCKER.
1923
01:30:49,645 --> 01:30:51,144
DON'T HIT HIM.
CAN I PUT MY FOOT HERE?
1924
01:30:51,146 --> 01:30:53,146
HOLD STILL, HOLD STILL,
HOLD STILL!
1925
01:30:53,148 --> 01:30:54,781
GOD DAMN IT.
1926
01:30:54,783 --> 01:30:56,216
GET DOWN. SHIT!
1927
01:31:05,593 --> 01:31:08,695
BIGFOOT NOW HEADING
WEST ON OLD STAGE ROAD.
1928
01:31:08,697 --> 01:31:10,630
THIS IS DANGEROUS.
1929
01:31:10,632 --> 01:31:12,766
YOU ARE COMPLETELY
SAFE WITH ME DRIVING.
DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?
1930
01:31:12,768 --> 01:31:15,035
THESE FEDS ARE TRYING
TO GET AROUND YOU,
1931
01:31:15,037 --> 01:31:17,137
AND YOU BETTER NOT LET THEM
AROUND BECAUSE IF THEY GET--
1932
01:31:17,139 --> 01:31:18,805
THEY GET THERE FIRST,
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "E.T.?"
1933
01:31:18,807 --> 01:31:20,574
THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE
HAIRY MAN A LOBOTOMY.
1934
01:31:20,576 --> 01:31:22,742
THEY'LL GIVE HIM A LOBOTOMY!
1935
01:31:22,744 --> 01:31:25,912
THIS IS ARMY AIR CAV
ONE, ALL UNITS STAND
DOWN IMMEDIATELY.
1936
01:31:25,914 --> 01:31:29,049
WE ARE INBOUND
AND TAKING OVER SITUATION.
1937
01:31:29,051 --> 01:31:31,117
NOBODY NEEDS TO GET HURT.
1938
01:31:34,790 --> 01:31:35,989
THERE HE IS!
1939
01:31:35,991 --> 01:31:38,191
WE GOT THE BASTARD NOW!
1940
01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:41,628
HAIRY MAN
IS UP SHIT CREAK!
1941
01:31:51,172 --> 01:31:52,839
ACT THREE, FINALE!
1942
01:31:52,841 --> 01:31:56,009
THE FBI KILLS BIGFOOT! ACTION!
1943
01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:57,110
WHAT?
1944
01:32:00,081 --> 01:32:02,115
GET ON THE GROUND.
I'M NOT BIGFOOT!
1945
01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:03,116
GET DOWN!
I'M NOT BIGFOOT!
1946
01:32:03,118 --> 01:32:04,217
DON'T SHOOT!
1947
01:32:04,219 --> 01:32:06,119
GOD DAMN IT, DAVID.
1948
01:32:10,091 --> 01:32:11,958
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHERE THE HELL
IS THE CREATURE?!
1949
01:32:16,130 --> 01:32:17,631
WHERE THE HELL
IS THE CREATURE?
1950
01:32:17,633 --> 01:32:19,032
I BELIEVE THIS IS MY
JURISDICTION.
1951
01:32:19,034 --> 01:32:20,700
THIS IS A MATTER
OF NATIONAL SECURITY ISSUE.
1952
01:32:20,702 --> 01:32:21,701
REALLY, A KID IN A
HALLOWEEN COSTUME?
1953
01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:22,802
HEY, I WANT THAT BACK!
1954
01:32:22,804 --> 01:32:24,004
COME ON, DAVID,
LET'S GO.
1955
01:32:24,006 --> 01:32:26,172
GENTLEMEN,
I'LL TAKE MISS CLARK.
1956
01:32:26,174 --> 01:32:27,707
I'M AFRAID NOT.
1957
01:32:27,709 --> 01:32:30,043
SHE'S GOT A LOT
TO ANSWER FOR.
1958
01:32:30,045 --> 01:32:33,179
BOYS, THIS IS WAY ABOVE
YOUR PAY GRADE. COME ON.
1959
01:32:33,181 --> 01:32:36,283
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
1960
01:32:41,856 --> 01:32:43,723
SORRY, ART.
1961
01:32:43,725 --> 01:32:45,225
HEY, DAD.
BIGFOOT'S BABY?
1962
01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:46,826
HEY!
1963
01:32:46,828 --> 01:32:49,930
YOUR MOTHER'S BEEN
WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU.
1964
01:32:49,932 --> 01:32:51,264
WHERE THE HELL
IS THE CREATURE?
1965
01:32:53,635 --> 01:32:55,869
WHERE THE HELL IS THE CREATURE?
1966
01:32:57,773 --> 01:32:59,573
GOD DAMN IT!
1967
01:33:02,144 --> 01:33:04,010
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1968
01:33:09,116 --> 01:33:10,750
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
1969
01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:12,752
I KNOW WHAT I SAW.
1970
01:33:12,754 --> 01:33:14,020
I GOT PICTURES.
1971
01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:22,662
I WISH THEY HADN'T
TAKEN MY CAMERA.
1972
01:33:54,695 --> 01:33:57,063
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE PANTS?
1973
01:33:57,065 --> 01:33:58,665
THOSE ARE AWESOME.
I COULD REALLY DO SOME
1974
01:33:58,667 --> 01:34:00,200
HIDING
IN THE WILD WITH THOSE.
1975
01:34:00,202 --> 01:34:01,935
WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?
1976
01:34:01,937 --> 01:34:02,969
SEE YOU, LOUISE.
1977
01:34:02,971 --> 01:34:04,170
YEAH, SEE YOU, ARTHUR.
1978
01:34:04,172 --> 01:34:07,674
OH, YOUR BADGE.
1979
01:34:19,687 --> 01:34:21,287
ROCK ME, RODNEY!
1980
01:35:17,044 --> 01:35:19,145
DO YOU MIND IF
I FISH THROUGH?
1981
01:35:19,147 --> 01:35:20,480
NO ONE'S STOPPING YA.
1982
01:35:33,027 --> 01:35:34,728
IT DOESN'T WORK.
1983
01:35:34,730 --> 01:35:35,729
WHAT?
1984
01:35:35,731 --> 01:35:36,863
FISHING NAKED.
1985
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:42,402
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS
THE ONLY WAY TO
CATCH BIG FISH?
1986
01:35:42,404 --> 01:35:44,804
I LIED.
1987
01:35:44,806 --> 01:35:47,974
I JUST WANTED TO SEE
IF I COULD GET YOU NAKED.
1988
01:35:47,976 --> 01:35:49,476
GUESS IT WORKED.