1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,238 Come on, it's my turn. 3 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,826 - It's my turn. - I don't care, you've had it forever. 4 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,286 You're not playing fair! 5 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:19,871 Don't be a sore loser. 6 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:28,463 If you cannot argue constructively, what will Mother do? 7 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,006 Destroy our video games. 8 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:33,968 Andrew? 9 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,763 And the gaming system. 10 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,181 Burn it while we watch. 11 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:42,101 That's right. Don't forget what happened to your Legos. 12 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,950 Well, you get me somebody that's authorized to say yes... 13 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,202 ...or I'm gonna find another finance company. 14 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,412 And that's the truth. 15 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:27,373 I got a $3000 order. The numbers look good. 16 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,418 He's already pre-approved, plus we got everything in stock. 17 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:31,586 Great. 18 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:35,506 Hello. 19 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,844 Is the manager here? 20 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,762 That's the man. 21 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,682 - Hello? - Come in. 22 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,103 Can I help you? 23 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,147 I'm here about the job posting on Craigslist. 24 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,441 - Wonderful. - "Energetic people person... 25 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,526 ...who is a well-oiled selling machine... 26 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:59,280 ...that wants to better civilization through the fine furniture of the world." 27 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,657 I didn't write it. But it is good. 28 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,993 - Don Champagne. - Dusty. 29 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,996 Hi, Dusty. Welcome to Champagne Furniture and Rugs. 30 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,289 Thank you. 31 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,167 Would you like to sit down? 32 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:12,793 - I would love to. - Great. 33 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:21,636 So, what kind of jobs do you give? Had. 34 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,568 Yeah, baby! She's the one, boss. 35 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,904 Well, you know... 36 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:43,157 - I'll review all the applications tonight. - We need this. 37 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:44,700 We don't need this. 38 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,161 Come on. You know my wife has Crohn's. 39 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:52,500 She cries all day. And violent bowel movements. It's horrific. 40 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:56,003 Oh, I'm sorry. But what's your point? 41 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:59,256 - Point? Eye candy! - Eye candy. 42 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,425 We need something to look at during the day. 43 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,719 Something to take our minds off that suffering. 44 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,222 - You should know better than anybody. - All right. 45 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,431 Look at that. 46 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,267 All right, well... Okay. 47 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,107 - Hi. - Hello. 48 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,530 Did you find someone? 49 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,281 Maybe. 50 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:25,700 What's his name? 51 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:28,744 Dusty. 52 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,580 Not another Mexican, is it? 53 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,874 You know what Daddy says, "Hire a Jew." 54 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,459 All they do is make money. 55 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,130 Yes. I know... 56 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:46,637 No. It's not a Mexican. 57 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,724 Speaking of my parents, they're gonna swing by here... 58 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:52,143 ...on their roadtrip for Andrew's birthday party. 59 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:53,436 So... 60 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,396 You're gonna need to work on the lawn. 61 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,190 What's wrong with the lawn? 62 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,068 Oh, Daddy wouldn't approve of those hedges. 63 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,113 Well, it's not his lawn. 64 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,032 Well... 65 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:10,911 He did help pay for the house, Don, so I guess that makes it partially his lawn. 66 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,665 Does he partially own the kids... 67 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:17,126 ...because he pitches in for their private school? 68 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,920 He just wants what's best for them. 69 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:22,590 And I don't? 70 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,092 Of course you do. 71 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:44,445 You're gonna dress like that and we're gonna review your goals? 72 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:45,946 Our goals. 73 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,533 Now... 74 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:53,120 We need this retreat in Florida. 75 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,625 A second store in Shady Springs. 76 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,837 And we need to move to the Wildwood Collection by next summer. 77 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,633 We're gonna achieve our goals, Don... 78 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:08,803 ...because we have standards and strategy. 79 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,013 Now, focus! 80 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:15,976 It's hard to stay focused when I've got this healthy erection. 81 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:21,690 We will have sex on the 9th... 82 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:23,901 ...as scheduled. 83 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,655 Until then you can take care of yourself. 84 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,872 What if I just slide it between your butt cheeks? 85 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,250 No penetration. 86 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,005 We will have sex on the 9th, as scheduled. 87 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:46,924 And you need to work out. 88 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,552 You looked a little bloated in the last commercial. 89 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,893 - Love you. - More than the moon and the stars? 90 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,688 More than the moon and the stars. 91 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:05,526 One, two. One, two, One, two. 92 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,210 What? 93 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:27,214 Already? That's impressive. I don't think I've ever seen that... 94 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,392 They don't need to finance and they asked for rush delivery. 95 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,810 So, what do they want? 96 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,104 Just a chocolate La-Z-Boy recliner. 97 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,857 Hey, hey, hey! A sale is a sale. 98 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,400 Better to be lucky than good. 99 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:51,113 That's a great saying. There's no luck needed, though. 100 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:54,158 I was watching you out there. You're a natural. 101 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,747 Don't pop this inside. 102 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,337 I like it when you watch me. 103 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,635 You do? 104 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,147 Who am I speaking with? 105 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,775 Dagmarro? That's a nice name. What is that, Canadian? 106 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,237 This is Don Champagne of Champagne Furniture and Rugs. 107 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,280 We've got a little bit of a problem here. 108 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,658 I ordered an espresso Modernica in a pull-out... 109 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,701 ...and you sent it to me in a sectional. 110 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,762 He did it all and infinitely more. 111 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:02,810 And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. 112 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:05,938 Scrooge had no further dealings with ghosts... 113 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,733 ...but it was always said he knew how to keep Christmas well... 114 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:13,279 ...if any man alive possessed the knowledge... 115 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,823 Jump in the shower and clean yourself up. 116 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,744 "So as Tiny Tim observed... 117 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,081 'God bless us, everyone."' 118 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,173 Collector of the finer things in life? 119 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,427 Exclusive art? Italian leather? 120 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,053 I'll leave your cut on the bed. 121 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:41,682 Handwoven rugs? Maybe even a rare floor lamp? 122 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,019 Well, look no further than Champagne Furniture and Rugs... 123 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,896 ...where we carry the coolest, sleekest furniture... 124 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,399 ...for your home, office, or yacht. 125 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,861 Come on down and let our family... 126 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,488 ...here at Champagne Furniture and Rugs... 127 00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:00,200 ...fill your furnishing desires. 128 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,787 I'm Don Champagne, tastemaker. 129 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,790 And the pleasure is all mine. 130 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,896 How are the French lessons? 131 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,694 They are... kind? 132 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,492 And how about you, Allison? What have you learned? 133 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:48,248 It's a... beautiful, difficult, and interesting language. 134 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:52,086 But with adequate time and study... 135 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,839 ...I will easily become accomplished. 136 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,591 I have no doubt, darling. 137 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,469 Just make sure you work with your brother. 138 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,766 Oh, and make sure your clothes are ironed before school tomorrow. 139 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,770 You must look better than everyone else, always. No exceptions. 140 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,230 Perception is key. 141 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,773 Perception is everything. 142 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,942 Can I go play Xbox now? 143 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:18,320 "May" we, not "can" we. And yes. 144 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,448 Andrew? 145 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,495 Thank you, Ally. 146 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:29,832 Good job, buddy. 147 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:32,960 Don... 148 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,546 Honey, how was your day? 149 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,631 Same old, same old. 150 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,883 Did the new hire make a sale? 151 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,844 Actually, she did. 152 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,228 Her name is Dusty? 153 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,817 - How old is she? - I don't know. 154 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:01,655 She's a single mother. Just moved here. 155 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,949 Has some... 156 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,826 Some very good references. 157 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:11,039 We're trying to run a business, Don. Not a day care. 158 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,669 I'm sure she has a babysitter. 159 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,506 At least she's not Mexican. 160 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,431 Wow, look at them big old titties. 161 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,016 Yeah. 162 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,685 I bet she keeps it trim for daddy, doesn't she. 163 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,439 This place... 164 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,192 So we're gonna get rid of all this. I'm gonna just give it away. 165 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,527 - Well, don't give it away. - Give it away! 166 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:43,363 Hi. Les. How are you? You have beautiful eyes. 167 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:48,118 You know, this leather is real Italian... Same color as your eyes. Look at that. 168 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,246 Very comfortable. Very beautiful... 169 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:55,209 I see you guys eyeing this bad boy. Let's take it for a ride. 170 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,462 That is a bad boy. All three of them. 171 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,380 - She's gonna take care of you. - Okay. 172 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,388 How you doing? I'm Don. I'm the owner. Let me know if you need any help. 173 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,136 Hi. Welcome. Champagne Furniture and Rugs. 174 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,263 How are you? Pleasure's all mine. 175 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:13,101 - Hey, guys. Okay. Put that in the back. - In the back? 176 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,854 - By the black, round coffee table. - You got it. 177 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,315 Looking good, looking good. 178 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,738 She must have a little harlot in her in a dress like that, huh? 179 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,990 You're just saying that because she's pretty. 180 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,244 You think she's pretty? 181 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,789 I think she's what I need on the floor. 182 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,251 Of the showroom. Selling furniture. 183 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,378 Would you like to meet her? 184 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,837 No. 185 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:45,133 No, I want to keep some boundaries between the power and the help. 186 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,262 - Good decision. - Yeah. 187 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,223 - Back on the floor I go. - All right. 188 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,766 - You look great. - Thank you. 189 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,446 - Hey. - Impressive day. 190 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,198 Red Tag Sales always are. 191 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,950 I think you're doing a great job. 192 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:11,618 Daddy does too. 193 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,121 You know how I love his approval. 194 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:18,041 You've come such a long way from being a used car salesman. 195 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,294 Thank you. 196 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,170 I guess. 197 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,215 Want a hand job? 198 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,681 Oh, yeah. 199 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:33,974 What are you doing? 200 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,560 I accept your offer. 201 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,522 No, Don, not here. 202 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,482 At home. I've already put it on the schedule. 203 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,944 Why not here? Mona, we're married. 204 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,322 We are supposed to be a little kinky. 205 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,491 We're supposed to have sex more than six times a year! 206 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:56,204 Well, if you wouldn't pressure me... 207 00:15:56,372 --> 00:16:01,126 I am a man, Mona! I have needs! You obviously do not! 208 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,339 I was trying to be sweet. 209 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,010 Don't come home. 210 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,186 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 211 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:39,331 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah... 212 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,907 I heard your little fight last night. 213 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,248 Dusty? 214 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,501 What are you? 215 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,003 You deserve better. 216 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,756 - I do? - It's not fair. 217 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,842 No, it's not. 218 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,136 Thank you for taking a chance on me. 219 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,762 Oh, okay. 220 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,848 No. No, no, no... 221 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,102 No, no, no... Oh, no! 222 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:47,441 Oh, no. Oh, no. 223 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:52,195 Oh, no... 224 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,083 I just touched myself in the bathroom until I came... 225 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,795 ...just thinking about your big, bulging... 226 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,256 - Sorry for the interruption. - Not at all. 227 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,758 Cock. 228 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,634 - Donny. - Yeah? 229 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,803 - How about putting some tunes on? - Sure. 230 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,472 Okay. 231 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,309 God. 232 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,857 - She's cute... - Stop. I need you to work. 233 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,002 Donny? 234 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,758 Come on. 235 00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,596 What? 236 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,098 No, no, no. Dusty, we can't do this. 237 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:06,061 - Why? Everyone's at lunch. - No, because this is wrong. 238 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:10,106 - I want this, and you need this. - No, but I'm a... 239 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:14,027 I have a wife and kids, and this is a family furniture store. 240 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,862 Come on, Donny. Don't make me beg. 241 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,364 I can't, I can't, I can't... 242 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,115 You only live once, Donny. 243 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:21,701 What are you? 244 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,219 Oh, don't stop. 245 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,597 Don't stop. 246 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,736 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 247 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,663 Yeah! 248 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,094 Pop that champagne inside of me! 249 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,430 - Okay. - Oh, pop it! Pop it! 250 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,018 Here comes the champagne! Yes! 251 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,644 Give it to me, baby! 252 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,421 Great lawn! 253 00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,901 Don't over season. 254 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,528 I won't. 255 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:06,032 And stick to 1/3 pound burgers. I hate when the meat gets too thick. 256 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:08,368 I know. 257 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,955 Did you invite Dusty to the party? 258 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,584 She said that she was busy. 259 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,380 Well, she's a liar. 260 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,516 So you're... 261 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,812 - Could you help me? Thank you. - Oh, yeah, sure. 262 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,523 - Let me... Yeah, yeah. - You're so sweet. 263 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:42,193 - Thank you. You dropped your chips. - Oh, my chips. 264 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,279 Thank you. 265 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:49,159 We finally meet after all this time. 266 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,411 Hi. I have heard so much about you. 267 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,414 Yeah, I said a lot. 268 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,958 I don't usually mingle with the employees... 269 00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,336 ...but you are the employee of the month so that deserves some celebration, no? 270 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,338 Where's your kid? 271 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,757 Oh, babysitter. 272 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:08,178 Oh, that's a shame. We love children. 273 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,514 Yes... 274 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,142 I'm glad that you could come. 275 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:18,646 Today. Here. At our house. 276 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:25,111 Have a wonderful time. 277 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,743 Oh, God... 278 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,290 Crohn's. 279 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,296 Hey. 280 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:44,964 You sexy thing... 281 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,841 What are you doing here, Dusty? You cannot be here. 282 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:48,802 What's the big deal? We work together. 283 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,512 The big deal? 284 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:54,849 Mona senses everything. She's very perceptive. It's fucking eerie. 285 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:56,184 Oh, no. She's doesn't know a thing. 286 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,153 Listen, just go. Make up something and leave. 287 00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:01,064 - I want to ask you something first, okay? - Okay, go. 288 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,359 - Do you care for me? - Yeah. What? What? 289 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:05,860 Do you care for me? 290 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,988 More than the moon and the stars. 291 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,825 - That's really good to know. - Great. Now can you go? 292 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:15,328 You've gotta leave now. This is my family time. My family is here. 293 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,915 Don, I'm pregnant. 294 00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,880 - I don't have time for this. - Three tests. 295 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,007 But how long have we been? 296 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:31,302 When you... No. You're not on the pill? 297 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,346 How can you not be on the pill? 298 00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:36,558 What happened to "Pop that champagne inside of me, Don"? 299 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,005 I wasn't supposed to be able to. 300 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,624 There were only a couple days a month. 301 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:43,606 It's okay. Okay. So, what are we gonna do? 302 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,775 We gonna be adults about this? We're gonna... 303 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,652 - I wanna have it. - You wanna have it. 304 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,620 - What do you mean, you wanna have it? - I promise I won't tell anyone. 305 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,118 Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna be sick. 306 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:04,502 If Mona finds out, she'll take everything. 307 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,255 The kids, the store, everything. 308 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:08,798 She may even kill you. 309 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,053 Hey. 310 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:18,474 Why don't you try to pay Dusty off? You know? Give her some money. 311 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,728 Well, she seems like the kind of girl into that sort of thing. 312 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,313 What do you mean? 313 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,691 - Well, she's, you know, loose. - What did you say? 314 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,443 Well, she's doing you all over the furniture store. 315 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:31,404 Maybe she's got the mind to take some money. 316 00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:34,699 No. No. How much? 317 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,369 Flatter her. 318 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,455 Seven grand. 319 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,082 Where? I don't have seven grand. 320 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,293 I got seven grand. I saved up. 321 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:49,130 I mean, it's in CDs and other financial instruments... 322 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:50,757 ...but it would be a loan. 323 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:56,429 That's very generous of you. Doesn't seem like much of a payoff. 324 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:59,307 It's a lot of money, seven grand, in America today. 325 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,835 I'm not saying it's not a lot of money. I'm just thinking... 326 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:05,146 ...if we were to bribe someone, I don't know if seven grand is the right... 327 00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:06,814 Well, how much you got? 328 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,275 I got six grand. 329 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:13,154 That's thirteen grand. She'll take that. Come on, who wouldn't take that? 330 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,538 I can tell you've been working out. 331 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,629 What are you doing? 332 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,047 Fondling you. 333 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:32,465 Please don't. 334 00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:38,137 If I ask a simple question Do you promise to be true? 335 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,473 I'm really not in the mood. 336 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:45,561 Swear to me you'll listen As I whisper this to you 337 00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:50,483 How much do you love me? How much do you care? 338 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,238 - Spare me no details, my sweet - Spare me no details, my sweet 339 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:58,157 - My little cuddle-bear - My little cuddle-bear 340 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:02,078 More than the moon And the stars up above 341 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:05,498 I... You know, I can't, really. I just... I don't really feel great. 342 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:07,834 Love you. 343 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:29,457 Hello? 344 00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:49,477 You're so pretty. 345 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:55,942 You scared me. 346 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,321 I can fucking taste him on you. 347 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,616 In the fucking bedroom! 348 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,415 - Do you wanna sit down or? - That's okay. 349 00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:16,295 Look, I just wanted to let you know... 350 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,632 ...that I found a specialist out of town. 351 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:20,883 A specialist? 352 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:22,135 I have a small uterus. 353 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,638 So I guess you're still going through with it. 354 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:28,683 Listen... 355 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:34,147 You have a family. I get that. I don't wanna break that up. 356 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:42,989 Well... 357 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,453 Here is $13,000. 358 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,789 - Considering I've only known you... - I am not a whore. 359 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,875 - I didn't say that. - You didn't have to. 360 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,751 No, Dusty, I... 361 00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:59,130 Please, just take it. It's all I've got. I don't have any more. 362 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,007 I don't have insurance, Don! 363 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,927 My appointment just for yesterday was $900! 364 00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:09,140 Oh, my God. That's an expensive specialist. 365 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,643 Are you sure that you wanna go through with this? 366 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:15,396 - Don't ask me that again. - You can still keep the money. 367 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,234 What would your wife think, Don? 368 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,612 Don't say that. Please don't say that. 369 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,533 I don't know what else to do. 370 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:34,624 You should have thought of that before you pumped me full of semen! 371 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:04,570 This is Dusty. Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you. 372 00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:08,699 Dusty? Hi. It's Don. 373 00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:12,119 I'm sorry that I offended you. 374 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:15,915 Do you think that Les and Abby have forged A.J.'s birth certificate? 375 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,124 His birth certificate? 376 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:21,587 A.J! You don't need to play quite so rough, okay? 377 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:22,964 Mona, Mona, Mona. 378 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:27,760 It's demeaning, that's all. What if it stunts his emotional growth? 379 00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:30,596 You're just being paranoid. 380 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:34,600 Well, paranoia is just total awareness. 381 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:44,569 Don, have you ever considered that maybe she's making this up? 382 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:49,448 Well, either way I've gotta pay her. There's no way around that. 383 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:53,160 - That's not true. - She'll tell Mona. 384 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:56,122 I have to pay her. That is the blackmail. That is... 385 00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:58,624 That is my dilemma. 386 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:05,464 Then you have to tell Mona first. 387 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,758 That's a terrible idea. 388 00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:12,597 Listen, Donny, say you pay her, all right? And Dusty wants more. 389 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,308 So she shows up at your house and rings your doorbell... 390 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:19,562 ...and in front of your whole family tells Mona you guys have been screwing. 391 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:24,734 Or this: What if the kid is real... 392 00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:28,321 ...and it shows up 10 years from now and exclaims: 393 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:29,572 "You're my daddy! 394 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:32,158 You used to throttle my mommy. Give me money." 395 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:33,451 Throttle? 396 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:36,621 I don't know, Don. 397 00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:38,914 You should own up... 398 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,242 ...or be bitch-slapped by a slut in front of your kids. 399 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,369 Are you happy? 400 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:18,204 Very happy. You? 401 00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:20,790 Yeah. Totally. Do you love me? 402 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,375 Of course. 403 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:23,709 I love you too. 404 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,589 - What's wrong? - I really messed up. 405 00:33:29,091 --> 00:33:33,552 - What did you do? - Well, I... I need you to forgive me. 406 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:35,846 If you can. 407 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,557 What did you do? 408 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:44,355 Is this about money? 409 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:45,940 No! Well... 410 00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:48,109 Then what is it? 411 00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:53,114 Well, it's not easy to... It's the kind of thing that is difficult to... 412 00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:55,950 - Tell me. - Well, I feel like I... 413 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:57,159 Spit it out, Don! 414 00:33:57,327 --> 00:34:00,413 I've been having an affair at the store with Dusty, the salesgirl! 415 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:03,666 And she's pregnant. 416 00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:14,176 I'm sorry. 417 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,179 I'm so sorry. 418 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,892 I am really, really sorry. 419 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:24,437 Now, Mona, can we talk? 420 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:28,607 Hello? 421 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:43,122 Mona. Should we...? Can we talk about this? 422 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:46,667 I mean, I think we need to be constructive... 423 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:50,463 ...and I know what I've done is really stupid... 424 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:54,717 ...and I know it hurts you a lot. I can see that. I can see... 425 00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:56,510 I love you so much. 426 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,846 - Is she aborting it? - What? 427 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,681 Is she aborting it? 428 00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:06,479 No. 429 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:10,149 Who else did you tell about this? 430 00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:12,234 Nobody. 431 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:14,945 Don't lie to me. 432 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,697 I'm not. I swear to you, I'm not. 433 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:21,243 No one else knows, and she won't abort it. Are you sure? 434 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:22,995 Yes, I am very sure. 435 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,841 Do you want a divorce? 436 00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:40,262 No. 437 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:42,807 Never. 438 00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:44,517 I... 439 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:49,230 I love you so much. 440 00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:54,360 And I love our beautiful kids. And our life. 441 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:56,695 Our goals? 442 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,030 Yes. 443 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:01,575 And you're committed to achieving our goals? 444 00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,118 Yes, I am. 445 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,001 I assume this is about money. 446 00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:15,172 It's what all those greedy, anti-nuclear-family types want. 447 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,384 Maybe. 448 00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:26,141 Guess there's only one thing to do. 449 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:29,311 I will do whatever you want, honey... 450 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:33,065 ...because I am so sorry, and I love you so much. 451 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,945 I can do anything that you need me to to keep this... 452 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:40,489 ...marriage and set of goals alive. 453 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:43,242 You have to kill her. 454 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,752 You're joking, right? 455 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:59,508 Does it look like I'm fucking joking? 456 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,844 No. 457 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:04,763 Good. 458 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:08,642 - We can't just kill someone. - We won't. You will. 459 00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:11,437 I can't... 460 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:17,651 You have to. I will not have my husband father a bastard! 461 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:22,239 I will not put my children through that! I will not put myself through that. 462 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,952 What would our friends think? What would the community think? 463 00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:30,205 We'd be the laughingstock of this entire city. 464 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:37,963 I can't just shoot someone like an animal. 465 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:39,715 I can't. 466 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:44,303 I can't. I can't, I'm sorry. 467 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,598 I should've taken it, but the more I think about it... 468 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,308 ...I don't think he has more. 469 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:55,439 Oh, he does. Beautiful house, beautiful wife... 470 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:58,484 ...nice car, private school. He's got a lot more. 471 00:37:58,777 --> 00:37:59,985 I believe him. 472 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:03,572 You believe him? Well, that's hilarious. 473 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:07,743 I feel like you guys got some sort of special bond or something. 474 00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:11,497 - You know, I used to have a special bond. - I think it's his wife's money. 475 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,500 You think? 476 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:18,587 - Oh, babe. - I didn't mean... 477 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,673 Listen, don't think ever. 478 00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:25,678 Thinking had you sucking cops off for crack, right? 479 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,847 He fucked you in every orifice... 480 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:32,601 ...and I want more than 13 grand for that. You understand me? 481 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,103 - Baby... - What? 482 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:37,022 ...you're really hurting me. 483 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,694 I just feel like we're disconnected. 484 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:46,031 Okay? I feel like you're not as focused as you should be. 485 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:49,159 - I know what I'm doing. - You said that last time, right? 486 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:52,997 And Uncle Murphy had to come along and save your sweet little ass, didn't I? 487 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:56,208 Not this time, darling. Not with that pretty boy. 488 00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:58,919 Not with all the money that I've had to put into... 489 00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:03,298 Into your fancy clothes and your make-up, so you could fit into this... 490 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:05,134 ... "Champagne Society." 491 00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:11,890 Hey. You don't take care of him... 492 00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:15,811 I will. You get me? 493 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,356 I understand. 494 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,987 Hey! You get me? 495 00:39:25,155 --> 00:39:26,405 I get you. 496 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:28,157 Do you fucking get me! 497 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,412 I don't want to hear "can't," Don! 498 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:36,123 "Can't" is not gonna work! That's not gonna work! 499 00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:37,458 This is your fault! 500 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:41,170 Now you can't even do what it takes to make it right! 501 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:45,174 After everything I've done! Everything my parents have done! 502 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,886 All the money! All the opportunities we've given you! 503 00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:51,346 You would be nowhere! Nowhere without me! 504 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,016 Nowhere without this family! 505 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:58,103 Do something, Don! Be a man for once in your life! 506 00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:02,983 And just take responsibility for the things that you destroy! 507 00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,402 What am I gonna tell my parents about this? 508 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,362 What am I gonna tell my parents? 509 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:19,666 What do I do? 510 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,044 Just put it on speakerphone, for God's sakes! 511 00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:30,886 - Hello? - Hey. 512 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:33,972 Dusty? 513 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,225 I need that money. 514 00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:39,019 But it has to be more than 13,000. 515 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,857 Okay. How much? 516 00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:45,317 Twenty-five. 517 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:51,115 - Twenty-five! - Get 25, or my next call is to Mona. 518 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:54,034 Do you hear me? 519 00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:56,245 Yes. I... 520 00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:00,332 Twenty-five is fine. 521 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:02,835 I just want to make it right. 522 00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:08,090 Okay, tomorrow night, the furniture store, 8:00. 523 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:16,390 You were gonna let that whore extort money from us? 524 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:21,562 I deserve better than this, Don. 525 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,982 - Your children deserve better than this. - I know. 526 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:26,942 And what are you gonna do about it? 527 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,205 What are you gonna do about it? 528 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,913 That should be enough to fell a small village. 529 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:25,125 Why so much? 530 00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:27,836 Well, you never know about dosage. 531 00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,255 Sometimes the weather... 532 00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:32,799 ...can make the body absorb the drug differently. 533 00:42:34,928 --> 00:42:36,887 I saw it on an episode of First 48. 534 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:42,059 You're so calm. Why is this so easy for you? 535 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:44,937 Do not get weak, Don! 536 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,231 This tramp is trying to tear apart our family. 537 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,078 - How dare you not try to fight for that. - That's not what I meant. 538 00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:51,860 This is about our legacy. 539 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:54,863 Are you sure there's no other way? 540 00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,410 There is only ever my way. 541 00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:04,998 Now, I need to pick up the children... 542 00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:07,793 ...and drop them at the Buckleys' for their sleepover. 543 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,462 Love you. 544 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:48,000 Come on in and have a seat. 545 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:51,837 - I'm not here to talk. - Just go ahead. Sit down. 546 00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:55,173 - Don't make this any more difficult... - Just right here, please, sit! 547 00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:58,969 Okay? I've got a lot of the anxiety. I came through for you. I got your money. 548 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,971 Just give me a few minutes. That's all. 549 00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,349 You don't look so good. 550 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,269 I'm being blackmailed. How am I supposed to look? 551 00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:11,189 - I didn't want it to come to this. - I know. I hear you. 552 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:14,151 - Oh, God, I'm just so sick of all this... - The money, Don. 553 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:18,447 Okay. 554 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,034 Pretty soon you'll forget I even existed. 555 00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:24,453 I don't think so. 556 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,290 You know... 557 00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:36,882 I'll never forget what we had, and the way that you made me feel. 558 00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:39,426 Then why would you act like that? 559 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,303 Why would you treat me like trash... 560 00:44:41,471 --> 00:44:43,638 ...like something you just throw out on the street? 561 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,058 Because I'm a fucking coward! 562 00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:49,144 Well, that's typical, I guess. 563 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:52,397 Come on, Don. Just give me the money... 564 00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:55,233 ...so I can get out of here and forget this ever happened. 565 00:44:57,070 --> 00:44:58,445 Okay. 566 00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:06,119 - Let's at least have a proper send-off. - I'm not having sex with you. 567 00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:09,247 That's not what I meant. 568 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,002 A toast. 569 00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:18,965 That's what you want, one last toast? 570 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,094 What could we possibly drink to? 571 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:25,639 I don't know. 572 00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,103 To... 573 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:36,942 To wives and sweethearts. May they never meet. 574 00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:38,360 That's appropriate. 575 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:45,659 What did you see in me? I'm a married furniture salesman. 576 00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:49,621 I really liked you, Don Champagne. 577 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:53,458 And I hope you find all the happiness in the world. 578 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:06,930 Don't worry. 579 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:11,351 Good things happen to good people, and you are a good person. 580 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:14,187 You'll be all right. 581 00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:18,233 Now, come on. I need the money. 582 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:20,485 I'm so sorry. 583 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:23,029 About what? Which part, Don? 584 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:24,781 About all this. 585 00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:26,324 All what? 586 00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:31,538 I don't know how long this is taking. 587 00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:35,125 Why are you being so weird, Don? What is wrong with you? 588 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:36,626 I don't have it! 589 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:38,378 You don't have the money? 590 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:41,840 No, I honestly do not have the money. I thought I did, and I don't. 591 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:44,128 I didn't even bring it. I don't have any of the money. 592 00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:49,306 Do you at least have the 13,000? Please? 593 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:55,604 Do you hear that? 594 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:59,983 - Hear what? - The ringing sound... 595 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:08,867 No... 596 00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:12,787 You put something in my drink. 597 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,372 Put it in your drink? 598 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:18,543 Oh, fuck. I can barely see. 599 00:47:19,212 --> 00:47:20,962 What did you do, Donny? 600 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:22,672 Nothing. I swear. 601 00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:25,050 You drugged me. 602 00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:26,343 Yeah, I did. 603 00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:27,552 You drugged me! 604 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,722 I did. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I... 605 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:45,654 Give me the key, you fucking prick! 606 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:50,408 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 607 00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:51,785 Oh, no! 608 00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:57,666 No, Dusty. Mona made me do it! 609 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:01,211 Fuck Mona! Fuck you! 610 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:05,632 No, no! Oh, God! Oh, no. 611 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:11,263 I'm trying to get away from some... 612 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,348 - Wait, what? Get away? - People... 613 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:15,850 What people? What people? 614 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:18,979 What about the baby? 615 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:20,522 What? What? 616 00:48:23,693 --> 00:48:26,152 More than the moon and the stars... 617 00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:35,704 Mona made you do it? 618 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:39,583 Get her in the trunk. 619 00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:05,567 I don't feel so good. 620 00:49:14,035 --> 00:49:15,660 So, what do I do first? 621 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:19,205 No! She's alive! No! No! 622 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,794 Why isn't she dead? 623 00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:26,504 Oh, boy. 624 00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:28,423 What do we do? 625 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:30,634 Maybe we should just let her go. 626 00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:33,219 - Really? - No. 627 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:35,347 - No. Get a hammer. - A hammer? 628 00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:37,474 Yes. Get a hammer so you can hit her in the head with it. 629 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:40,352 No! No! Why aren't you dead? 630 00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:43,647 I thought there was enough to fell a small village! 631 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,315 I guess not. Now get a hammer! 632 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:51,404 No. A hammer? A hammer? 633 00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:52,739 It's a hammer. 634 00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:54,991 It's a hammer. 635 00:49:55,368 --> 00:49:57,619 Oh, no, honey. You have to do it, of course. 636 00:49:57,787 --> 00:50:00,997 - What? I can't. - Must I remind you who's at fault here? 637 00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:03,708 Mona, I've already attempted to murder someone for you! 638 00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:06,503 No, honey. For us. For us. And you failed. 639 00:50:06,671 --> 00:50:09,214 So now you have to do it again, and do it right this time. 640 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:11,299 Unless, of course... 641 00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:14,260 ...you're not truly committed to what we have, and then... 642 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:20,642 What if I choke her? 643 00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:23,520 Or drown her? 644 00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:25,980 Give it to me. I'll do it. 645 00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:28,733 - I'll bury her. - No, no. I'll do it. Open the trunk. 646 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:32,862 Open the trunk! 647 00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:39,661 Oh, my! 648 00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:42,747 Okay. 649 00:50:58,681 --> 00:50:59,973 I'm gonna kill her, man. 650 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:02,642 Relax. Her phone probably just died. 651 00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:04,436 Oh, no. 652 00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:09,274 No, that's not like her. No. Something's wrong. 653 00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:11,985 What are you gonna do? Find her and then kill her? 654 00:51:12,153 --> 00:51:13,445 That makes a lot of sense. 655 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:24,122 Yeah, oh, fuck me... 656 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,042 I think it's all these drugs, man. Fuck. 657 00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:33,631 I think that's making me fucking paranoid. 658 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:37,552 Listen, remember, I'm the paranoid one. Can't both be on edge... 659 00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:40,221 ...so just drink your beer and chill out. Okay? 660 00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:48,688 I can feel it in my bones, man. Something ain't right. 661 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:53,151 She always comes back, Murphy. 662 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:55,862 No, it's the furniture store man. 663 00:51:57,698 --> 00:52:01,326 That fucking white-bread piece of shit, that furniture store man. 664 00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:50,643 You're gonna need to pick up some more trash bags from Costco tomorrow. 665 00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:55,773 I'd write it down for you, but I'm just covered in that girl. 666 00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:58,985 Just distasteful. 667 00:54:00,613 --> 00:54:02,989 FYI, I'm hiring the next employee. 668 00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:05,116 Now, grab a shovel. 669 00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:07,577 We need to fertilize the garden with your hooker. 670 00:54:08,621 --> 00:54:10,705 Who wasn't pregnant, by the way. 671 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,983 No! Wait, wait, wait! 672 00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:45,657 Don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me. 673 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:08,513 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome, sir. 674 00:55:08,681 --> 00:55:09,722 What the hell happened? 675 00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:12,100 I got jumped. 676 00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:13,559 Inside the store? 677 00:55:13,769 --> 00:55:16,354 You know, it just came out of the blue, out of nowhere. 678 00:55:16,522 --> 00:55:18,189 I'm so sorry, boss. 679 00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:19,607 Are you hurt bad? 680 00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:24,028 I got a little scrape here, and a busted up knee. 681 00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:26,698 - Holy shit, Les! - Don Champagne. 682 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:31,369 Oh, hey, chief. Yeah, hi. 683 00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:33,579 What's the matter? You hurt your hand there? 684 00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:37,792 Yeah. Little stockroom accident. 685 00:55:38,419 --> 00:55:39,460 Yeah. 686 00:55:40,713 --> 00:55:43,923 Well, your office is a bit of a mess, but... 687 00:55:44,091 --> 00:55:47,927 ...it would appear the only items missing are his watch and wallet. 688 00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:50,767 I'd do a thorough check of the premises, though. 689 00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:53,433 If you find anything else missing, give us a call. 690 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,810 Yep. Will do. Thank you so much for coming down. 691 00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:58,396 I appreciate it, you know, for something so trivial. 692 00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:02,984 Actually, Don, I came down here about something else entirely. 693 00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:05,653 You did? Okay, tell me, chief. What have you got? 694 00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:07,238 What do you know? What do you need from me? 695 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,657 You got a girl named Dusty still working here? 696 00:56:10,826 --> 00:56:12,410 Yes. Yep. 697 00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:15,788 - When's the last time you seen her? - I... 698 00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:18,249 - Last week. - I think last week. 699 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:19,584 Yeah. Last week. 700 00:56:20,753 --> 00:56:22,587 - Last week? - Definitely last week. 701 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:23,963 Yeah. 702 00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:27,550 - What kind of car does she drive? - It's like, a big blue... 703 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,011 - A blue Suburban. - That's it. Suburban. 704 00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:32,138 Yeah, it's a piece of shit like mine. 705 00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:34,766 - Yours isn't. Yes. - It's a little old. 706 00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,017 Well, we found it. 707 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:37,477 You did? 708 00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:39,103 Somebody set it on fire. 709 00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:41,153 - Someone set her car on fire? - Was she in it? 710 00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:43,149 No, sir. Thank goodness. 711 00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:46,360 - Thank goodness. - Not much left, but... 712 00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:49,906 This photo managed to survive of her and your man there. 713 00:56:50,157 --> 00:56:54,035 The vehicle, however, is burnt up just like I like my bacon. 714 00:56:55,496 --> 00:56:56,871 Nice and crispy. 715 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:01,167 You know, that car she was driving... 716 00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:05,129 ...is registered to another fella went missing a while back outside of town. 717 00:57:05,798 --> 00:57:07,215 We're still looking into that. 718 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,967 - That's so odd! - That's odd, huh? 719 00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:11,219 It is. 720 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:15,473 Wait, you don't think this has anything to do with that, do you? 721 00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:18,518 Oh, no, no, no. You'll see, it's probably the work... 722 00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:22,063 ...of a couple winos looking for booze and quick cash. 723 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:25,691 But when you've been doing this as long as I have... 724 00:57:25,859 --> 00:57:28,194 ...well, you know, anything's possible. 725 00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:34,242 - All right, then. - We'll let you know if she comes back. 726 00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:37,703 - Thank you. - Thanks. 727 00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:45,545 - Hey. - Yeah? 728 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,006 What really happened to your hand? 729 00:57:49,842 --> 00:57:51,008 You know... 730 00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:55,596 I took your advice and I told Mona. 731 00:57:56,682 --> 00:58:01,435 - And your hand was the only casualty? - Well, she slammed it in a panini press. 732 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,272 - While you were making a panini? - No, Les. 733 00:58:06,608 --> 00:58:08,693 Well, what did Mona do? Did she kick you out? 734 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:11,195 No. 735 00:58:12,781 --> 00:58:15,700 We have goals, we have a family... 736 00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:19,245 ...and we're not gonna let a little infidelity get in the way of that. 737 00:58:19,705 --> 00:58:20,913 It's gonna take a little time to heal... 738 00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:23,749 ...but ultimately we'll be better partners because of it. 739 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,919 - Mona said that? - Absolutely. Every word. 740 00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:31,382 Oh, my God. She is an incredible specimen. 741 00:58:31,884 --> 00:58:33,885 Yeah. She definitely is. 742 00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:39,473 - Hey, what the hell happened to Dusty? - I don't know. But I'm worried. 743 00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:43,436 - What if she's dead? - No, don't say that. 744 00:58:43,604 --> 00:58:44,687 No, what if she's dead? 745 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:48,149 Les. don't you say that. Don't you dare say that, Les. 746 00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:51,319 Poor Dusty. 747 00:58:51,904 --> 00:58:54,906 All she wanted was to get back up on her feet... 748 00:58:55,157 --> 00:58:56,908 ...and support her family. 749 00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:58,951 She's so skinny and pretty. 750 00:58:59,828 --> 00:59:02,788 Oh, poor girl. Poor Dusty. 751 00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:06,167 Have you been drinking? 752 00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:07,793 A little. 753 00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:09,670 It's 10 in the morning, Les. 754 00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:11,589 I'm not proud of it. 755 00:59:12,257 --> 00:59:14,592 I told you we should've dumped the car in the lake. 756 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,636 - That doesn't work. - What do you mean, it doesn't work? 757 00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:18,603 It would be at the bottom of a lake right now. 758 00:59:18,764 --> 00:59:21,641 You need to erase all evidence, burning it is the best option. 759 00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:23,017 I saw it on First 48. 760 00:59:23,227 --> 00:59:24,936 Will you shut up about First 48! 761 00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:27,813 No reason to get short with me, Don Champagne... 762 00:59:28,023 --> 00:59:29,523 Chief, hi. I'll call you back. 763 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,609 - Everything all right, Don? - Oh, yeah. 764 00:59:34,363 --> 00:59:36,948 Mona wants to record First 48 instead of Duck Dynasty. 765 00:59:37,282 --> 00:59:40,201 And I won't stand for it anymore, so I had to... 766 00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:47,375 New number. New card. 767 00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,462 See the raised letters? Isn't that nice? 768 00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:52,672 Oh, that is gorgeous. 769 00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:56,634 I was gonna get my picture made on it, but he wanted an extra six dollars, so... 770 00:59:56,802 --> 00:59:57,843 Thank you. 771 00:59:58,470 --> 00:59:59,512 All right then. 772 01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:30,668 Andrew! 773 01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:38,092 - Andrew? - What? 774 01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:41,512 Oh, son. Are you okay? 775 01:00:42,014 --> 01:00:43,180 I'm fine. 776 01:00:44,016 --> 01:00:45,057 What did that man say? 777 01:00:46,435 --> 01:00:47,852 He said to give you this. 778 01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:14,045 Okay. 779 01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:18,748 She did say she was trying to get away from some people. 780 01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:20,551 When did she say that? 781 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:26,057 Last night. Before she... We... 782 01:01:27,768 --> 01:01:30,019 - What else did she say? - Nothing. 783 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:33,814 It just seems like those two things are connected, don't you think? 784 01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:35,024 It would seem so. 785 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:37,985 They nearly crippled Les. Now they're threatening us. 786 01:01:39,071 --> 01:01:40,529 Les is fine. 787 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,491 I'm just a furniture salesman. 788 01:01:44,576 --> 01:01:47,912 You are so much more than just a furniture salesman, Don. 789 01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:52,625 You are my husband. 790 01:01:54,086 --> 01:01:56,170 You are the father of my children. 791 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:01,300 Mona. Mona, come on. 792 01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:04,095 You need to pull yourself together. 793 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:05,846 I don't know how to fix this. 794 01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:10,768 Well, I know where Dusty lived. 795 01:02:11,770 --> 01:02:13,437 - How? - I followed her. 796 01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:15,815 Right. 797 01:02:16,108 --> 01:02:18,776 So these guys probably live there too. 798 01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:23,614 We can't kill anyone else. 799 01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:45,719 Thank you. 800 01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:06,157 Hey, there's a private room. 801 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:21,881 Hey. I'm wet. 802 01:03:24,176 --> 01:03:26,010 - You must be Hot Carl. - What? 803 01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:27,928 You like big titties? 804 01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:31,348 You know, yeah. 805 01:03:34,269 --> 01:03:35,686 - Right? - This way, buddy. 806 01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:47,072 Well, well, well. 807 01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:57,416 Hi. 808 01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:59,251 I'm Don Champagne. 809 01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:04,340 Why don't you shake the hand that's gonna shock the world. 810 01:04:05,217 --> 01:04:07,092 What happened to your hand? 811 01:04:07,302 --> 01:04:11,889 I actually... I dropped a couch on it. 812 01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:15,184 Was it heavy? 813 01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:17,269 It was heavy. Yeah. 814 01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:20,898 So, Don, I'm sure that little slut told you all about us, didn't she? 815 01:04:22,067 --> 01:04:23,067 She told me enough. 816 01:04:23,235 --> 01:04:26,987 - Did she tell you how big my dick was? - We did not get into specifics about that. 817 01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:28,239 It's big. 818 01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:30,908 - Is that right? - Yeah. It is big. 819 01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:34,620 The pussy or the dick? 820 01:04:35,664 --> 01:04:36,705 This one's funny. 821 01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:39,375 Does that bitch have my money? 822 01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:41,210 Yes. 823 01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:46,549 - Can I trust the furniture man? - Oh, yeah. 824 01:04:46,758 --> 01:04:47,883 Yeah? 825 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:52,137 Don, did you happen to bring any police with you? 826 01:04:53,014 --> 01:04:54,723 - No way. - No way? 827 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:58,477 No way. I wanna take care of this today. I wanna end this. 828 01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:00,271 You're a smart guy, Don. 829 01:05:00,855 --> 01:05:02,314 I've got a lot of faith in you. 830 01:05:04,776 --> 01:05:07,319 Here you go. This one's on the house. 831 01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:11,824 Those are drugs. 832 01:05:11,992 --> 01:05:13,117 No shit, Don. It's meth. 833 01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:15,119 That is gonna get you high. 834 01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:19,039 Now, Don, you're gonna do this, and then I'll trust you. You don't... 835 01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:27,631 I have a genetic mitral valve prolapse. I can't even drink coffee. 836 01:05:27,799 --> 01:05:29,091 You're such a fucking pussy. 837 01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:31,093 Okay. 838 01:05:31,303 --> 01:05:33,137 Life is about risk, Don. 839 01:05:33,305 --> 01:05:36,390 I can't, I don't, I don't, I don't... 840 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,434 Do you need me to? 841 01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:40,562 How about you shut the fuck up and do a line, Don. 842 01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:41,645 Okay. 843 01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:44,648 Okay. Line of meth. 844 01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:46,025 Yup. 845 01:05:46,234 --> 01:05:49,153 - It's the crystal meth? - Yeah. Crystal, like champagne. 846 01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:51,322 I have always wondered what it was like. 847 01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:57,077 One deep breath. Plug the other nostril. Don't embarrass yourself. 848 01:05:57,245 --> 01:05:58,495 Nope. 849 01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:00,414 Look at that! 850 01:06:02,334 --> 01:06:04,168 That burns! That really burns. 851 01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:08,255 That's because it's cut with Tide and peyote, son! 852 01:06:08,882 --> 01:06:10,007 Why? 853 01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:13,177 Give it a couple minutes. You're gonna be fucked. 854 01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:16,180 Now, Don. 855 01:06:16,348 --> 01:06:18,849 Don, I wanna know where my girl is. 856 01:06:20,852 --> 01:06:23,187 She left town to Dallas. 857 01:06:24,856 --> 01:06:25,898 Are you in love, Don? 858 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:27,524 I'm in love with my wife. 859 01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,109 How's your wife feel... 860 01:06:29,277 --> 01:06:30,778 ...about you burying your beef inside my girl? 861 01:06:30,945 --> 01:06:32,946 She doesn't know and she can never find out. 862 01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:34,948 - That's why I'm here. - Oh, really? 863 01:06:35,116 --> 01:06:37,201 Well, guess what? That's up to me. 864 01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:38,869 - It is? - Yeah. 865 01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:43,749 What can I do? I'll do anything. You just let me know. 866 01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:47,753 Well, Don, since that little skank left town... 867 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:49,630 ...you're on the hook with my money. 868 01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:52,383 You understand me? Yeah? 869 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:54,718 I feel like my heart's about to explode. 870 01:06:54,928 --> 01:06:56,387 - You're okay. - It's okay? 871 01:06:56,554 --> 01:07:00,057 - It's probably... You're good. - It'll pass? Okay. 872 01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:01,725 I don't understand what he's saying. 873 01:07:01,893 --> 01:07:04,186 Don, you can sell your car, your life insurance... 874 01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:06,689 ...but I want it by tomorrow. - But what? 875 01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:10,943 - I want my 20,000, Don. Yeah. - Yeah. 876 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:13,737 Or I'm gonna rape your wife and make you watch. 877 01:07:14,614 --> 01:07:16,414 - And then your daughter. - And then your son. 878 01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:17,825 And then you. 879 01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:22,913 With that big cock of mine. Wow, look at that champagne. 880 01:07:24,416 --> 01:07:25,749 Pleasure's all mine. 881 01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:50,941 - What are you doing outside? - The windows are just filthy. 882 01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:52,359 We need to leave. 883 01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:54,528 - What did he say? - Right now. We have to go. 884 01:07:54,696 --> 01:07:56,488 Slow down. What did he say? 885 01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:59,867 He said that we have to give him $20,000... 886 01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:02,244 ...or he's gonna rape us. 887 01:08:03,121 --> 01:08:05,789 - He said he was going to rape us? - Yeah, the whole family. 888 01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:07,124 At the same time? 889 01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,004 What is wrong with you? 890 01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:13,964 They made me do crystal meth! 891 01:08:14,174 --> 01:08:15,674 - The drug? - Yeah. 892 01:08:16,634 --> 01:08:17,801 I think it's the Tide. 893 01:08:18,136 --> 01:08:19,636 - Up your nose? - Yeah. 894 01:08:21,306 --> 01:08:23,140 Well, did he ask about the girl? 895 01:08:23,308 --> 01:08:26,477 I told her... I told him that she ran off to Dallas. 896 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:29,772 - That's good, honey. That's very good. - So, what should we do now? 897 01:08:30,482 --> 01:08:32,649 Well, we're gonna have to dig her up, of course. 898 01:08:33,985 --> 01:08:37,571 And we'll have to drop the kids at the Buckleys' for a sleepover. 899 01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:40,199 You've gotta drive! 900 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,044 You're sure they are not here? 901 01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:56,048 Yes. He called. I've gotta meet him in about a half an hour at the office. 902 01:08:56,508 --> 01:08:57,549 The office? 903 01:08:58,009 --> 01:08:59,343 The strip club. 904 01:09:02,222 --> 01:09:05,265 Why exactly did you bring a Zorro mask? 905 01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,018 I've been up for 29 hours. 906 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:11,688 I am dressed for a covert operation. 907 01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:13,857 I'm gonna blend in with the night. 908 01:09:14,025 --> 01:09:15,275 - Stop it! - What? 909 01:09:15,527 --> 01:09:16,985 - I will do this. - No, you won't! 910 01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:19,363 - Yes, I want to do this. - No, I want to do it more. 911 01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:21,573 You've gotta let me, Mona. That's not fair. 912 01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:25,202 Listen to me. You cannot handle this. 913 01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:27,871 It's okay. It's okay. 914 01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:31,959 I'm the strong one. I have come to accept that. 915 01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:33,794 That's not fair, Mona. 916 01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:35,712 I think I've done really well under the circumstances. 917 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:40,676 You can't even do a commercial without overly sweating and mumbling! 918 01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:44,263 Now, I love you. I'll be back in a flash. 919 01:09:47,559 --> 01:09:49,309 God, this bitch is heavy! 920 01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,906 Should've gone in. Should've gone! Should've gone! 921 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:47,826 "I'll do it! I can do it! I'm gonna do it, Mona! I'm gonna do it!" 922 01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:58,587 "No! You stay and I will go!" 923 01:10:59,797 --> 01:11:01,924 "I will go!" That's what you should have said. 924 01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:04,468 Oh, my God. 925 01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:12,643 Okay. 926 01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:15,646 That's it. 927 01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:19,524 Look alive, Champagne. Look alive. 928 01:11:25,365 --> 01:11:27,491 Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no. No, Mona. 929 01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:32,496 Get out of there, honey. Oh, God. 930 01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:34,998 Come on, come on. 931 01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:37,584 Back, are you back, are you back? 932 01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:43,006 What? What? No, no, no! 933 01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:45,759 Goddamn it, Mona, why didn't you take your phone? 934 01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:47,010 Come on. 935 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,202 Get in there. 936 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:16,999 Come here. You ever been with a Scottish man? 937 01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:27,551 I've got a surprise for you. 938 01:12:28,052 --> 01:12:29,344 I can't get a little first? 939 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:35,934 Right back! 940 01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:54,578 Dirty South, bitch! 941 01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:13,555 - You got a video camera? - What? 942 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:19,394 Hi. 943 01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:21,772 Hi. 944 01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:28,445 Wow, you smell fantastic. 945 01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:30,614 Thank you. It's Chanel. 946 01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:32,616 Are you my surprise? 947 01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:34,993 Yes. 948 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:39,706 You taste like gummy bears. 949 01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:45,045 Shit! I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. 950 01:13:52,136 --> 01:13:54,513 - Who the hell are you? - I love her. 951 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,723 - Who is this, Lynn? - My surprise. 952 01:13:56,891 --> 01:14:00,560 No, no, no. I was just getting my gold-plated cock ring. 953 01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:02,729 Hey, get off! 954 01:14:03,648 --> 01:14:07,734 Hold on. Hold on. I've seen you before. Yeah, I have. 955 01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:08,985 Get off! 956 01:14:09,487 --> 01:14:12,322 You gotta go, you gotta go. Shit! 957 01:14:12,865 --> 01:14:15,700 The furniture woman. The furniture woman. 958 01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:18,662 What are you doing in my house? Answer me! 959 01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:19,556 Oh, there you are. 960 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,018 Holy shit. 961 01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:46,082 We need to go right now. 962 01:15:50,838 --> 01:15:55,634 Yes, I'd like to report a disturbance. 963 01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:07,103 Oh, fuck. What is it, man? I'm banging Kelly. Oh, fuck. 964 01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:11,316 I'm bleeding really bad, bro. 965 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,944 - What? - All over my favorite kilt. 966 01:16:14,654 --> 01:16:16,446 What the fuck are you talking about? 967 01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:18,281 The furniture people... 968 01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:20,033 Get off me, get off. 969 01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:21,409 That wife... 970 01:16:22,787 --> 01:16:24,829 That wife was not a very good person. 971 01:16:24,997 --> 01:16:28,541 The furniture store lady? What the fuck are you talking about? 972 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:31,836 - Freeman? What? - I'm dying. 973 01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:35,382 - You're dying? What the fuck's going on? - Hurry home, bro. 974 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:37,842 Freeman! Fuck! 975 01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:51,147 Oh, no. 976 01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,636 Freeman? Freeman! 977 01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:24,014 Oh, no. 978 01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:26,766 Oh, God. 979 01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:34,232 - White picket fence motherfuckers. - He say the furniture man did this? 980 01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:36,401 - He said she did it. - The wife? 981 01:17:37,528 --> 01:17:38,778 Oh, God. 982 01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:43,241 Oh, my God. They stabbed British Lynn with a sword. 983 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:48,371 - What's wrong with those people? - Monsters. 984 01:17:48,539 --> 01:17:50,373 She's dead, Murphy. 985 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:52,500 She's dead. 986 01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:57,088 Freeman's dead too. He bled out. Look at him. 987 01:17:57,381 --> 01:17:59,215 - Look, at him, Murphy! - Benji! 988 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,718 You need to pull yourself together, okay? 989 01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:04,721 I can't think with you crying like a little bitch. 990 01:18:06,057 --> 01:18:07,098 All right. 991 01:18:10,061 --> 01:18:11,394 I did not see this coming. 992 01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:21,446 Jesus Christ. 993 01:18:28,412 --> 01:18:29,412 Fuck! 994 01:18:37,755 --> 01:18:41,591 It's a set-up, man. It's a fucking set up! 995 01:18:41,801 --> 01:18:43,885 Freeze! Throw down your weapons! 996 01:19:36,689 --> 01:19:38,982 - Hey, chief! - Don. 997 01:19:40,526 --> 01:19:42,527 That sure is a pretty shine you got there. 998 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:43,862 Mona's orders. 999 01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:46,990 So how goes it? What do you know? 1000 01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:50,493 Well, Don, I figured I'd come by here personally... 1001 01:19:50,661 --> 01:19:52,328 ...to let you know we found Dusty. 1002 01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:53,496 Oh, great, you did. 1003 01:19:53,664 --> 01:19:55,582 - How is she? Is she okay? - No, she's dead. 1004 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,500 And in addition to poor Dusty... 1005 01:19:57,668 --> 01:19:59,669 ...there was another young woman they stabbed to death... 1006 01:19:59,837 --> 01:20:02,338 ...with a Samurai sword right through her mid-section. 1007 01:20:03,174 --> 01:20:06,926 Like a kabob of sorts. It was disgusting. 1008 01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:09,053 Kabob... 1009 01:20:09,221 --> 01:20:12,182 Like a kabob with seepage. 1010 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,476 Well, did you catch them? 1011 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:16,519 Two of them. Both dead. 1012 01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:20,023 One of them's still on the loose. But don't worry, we'll get him. 1013 01:20:21,525 --> 01:20:22,567 Okay. 1014 01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:26,362 We love what you've done with your lawn, Don. 1015 01:20:26,530 --> 01:20:28,114 - Oh, thanks. - Any chance you'd like to come by... 1016 01:20:28,282 --> 01:20:30,762 ...and have a refreshing beverage with us and talk fertilizers? 1017 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:33,203 Yeah, I'd love... No, you know. 1018 01:20:33,871 --> 01:20:36,372 You don't want to know what I'm going to do... 1019 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:40,210 ...if I catch this dog on my property again, ladies. 1020 01:20:41,712 --> 01:20:43,129 Okay, Mona. 1021 01:20:43,714 --> 01:20:45,173 She's just kidding. 1022 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:46,716 - Bye. - Yeah, we'll see you. 1023 01:20:46,926 --> 01:20:50,386 Chief, can I interest you in some dinner? I've cooked up some artichokes. 1024 01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:53,598 Work's kind of been piling up on me, so... 1025 01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,892 - Well, maybe next time. - Maybe. 1026 01:20:56,101 --> 01:20:57,393 Yeah. 1027 01:20:58,062 --> 01:20:59,646 Maybe next time, chief. 1028 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,606 Listen, Don, something else came up... 1029 01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:03,566 ...we thought you might be able to help us out with. 1030 01:21:03,734 --> 01:21:05,193 Yep. What's that? 1031 01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:07,862 Well, you see, Don, it turns out that... 1032 01:21:10,074 --> 01:21:13,117 Some girls over at that lodge where them fellas did their business... 1033 01:21:13,619 --> 01:21:16,120 ...they described someone that looked just like you. 1034 01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:17,413 Me? 1035 01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:19,457 Came in there a couple days ago. 1036 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:32,262 I'm not gonna lie to you, chief, because, you don't deserve to be lied to. 1037 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:35,640 I'm gonna come perfectly clean because that's the Don Champagne way. 1038 01:21:40,771 --> 01:21:42,939 I was having an affair with Dusty... 1039 01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:47,193 ...and one day her boyfriend comes into the store... 1040 01:21:47,361 --> 01:21:50,154 ...and demands to be paid or he's gonna tell Mona. 1041 01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:55,952 So that's why I went to the "lodge." To pay him off. 1042 01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:04,627 - Is that the boyfriend? - That's him. Yeah. 1043 01:22:05,963 --> 01:22:07,005 I see. 1044 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,174 - Chief, if Mona finds out... - Oh, I know. 1045 01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:14,637 - I know. We don't want Mona to find out. - No, we don't. 1046 01:22:15,014 --> 01:22:18,266 Because then that would be another dead body I'd have to look into. 1047 01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:29,152 Your parents gonna be here tomorrow for Andrew's birthday? 1048 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:31,195 I don't think they're gonna be able to make it. 1049 01:22:31,405 --> 01:22:32,864 But they'll be here soon enough... 1050 01:22:33,032 --> 01:22:35,241 ...so make sure the yard is in perfect order anyway. 1051 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:46,544 Do you think they did anything to you when you were younger? 1052 01:22:46,879 --> 01:22:48,004 Who? 1053 01:22:48,672 --> 01:22:49,797 Your parents. 1054 01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:51,716 What are you talking about? 1055 01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:54,344 You know. Something bad. 1056 01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:58,598 To make you the way that you are. 1057 01:23:04,063 --> 01:23:05,605 And how's that, Don? 1058 01:23:08,108 --> 01:23:10,026 It's an honest question, Mona. 1059 01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:14,280 How dare you? 1060 01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:19,202 Mona, I am your husband. If you can't tell me, who can you tell? 1061 01:23:19,370 --> 01:23:20,953 - There's nothing to tell! - Okay. 1062 01:23:21,497 --> 01:23:24,248 I have... 1063 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:26,042 I have a medical condition... 1064 01:23:26,210 --> 01:23:27,960 ...but it's not because of my parents. 1065 01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:30,838 Well, it usually starts with the upbringing, that's all. 1066 01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,256 Oh, God. 1067 01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:35,385 Oh, honey, honey, honey. 1068 01:23:35,594 --> 01:23:40,264 My parents never did anything to me. My parents are perfect parents. 1069 01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:44,143 They never hit me. They never hurt me... 1070 01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,562 Sweetie, come here, come here. 1071 01:23:46,814 --> 01:23:49,649 Come here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Damn it. 1072 01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:51,109 I didn't... 1073 01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:55,071 They're very hard on you. On us. 1074 01:23:55,364 --> 01:23:59,325 And I just... I shouldn't have said it. 1075 01:23:59,493 --> 01:24:01,953 And it's just... 1076 01:24:02,121 --> 01:24:05,206 It's just been a little crazy lately. That's all. 1077 01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:16,134 I love you, Don. 1078 01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:18,428 I love you too. 1079 01:24:20,097 --> 01:24:22,598 But if you ever talk to me like that again... 1080 01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:25,810 ...I will end you. 1081 01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:28,604 I will get one of the knives... 1082 01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:33,109 ...out of my bedside drawer... 1083 01:24:36,196 --> 01:24:38,072 ...and I will gut you... 1084 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:40,575 ...and dismember you... 1085 01:24:41,410 --> 01:24:43,202 ...like that wench you screwed. 1086 01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:51,169 Do you understand, Don Champagne? 1087 01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:57,800 I... I understand. 1088 01:25:05,017 --> 01:25:06,893 - Good. - Okay. 1089 01:25:32,336 --> 01:25:36,589 We need to discuss the Les and A.J. situation... 1090 01:25:36,757 --> 01:25:38,424 ...before the party tomorrow. 1091 01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:47,225 Focus, Don. This is important. 1092 01:25:49,311 --> 01:25:51,354 That family thinks they're better than us. 1093 01:25:52,397 --> 01:25:56,484 I won't have Andrew compete against a child on steroids. 1094 01:25:57,194 --> 01:25:59,153 It's ruining his self-confidence. 1095 01:25:59,363 --> 01:26:04,158 He's not on steroids, Mona. He's just a big-boned kid. 1096 01:26:05,244 --> 01:26:06,661 We've been through this. 1097 01:26:07,871 --> 01:26:12,124 Well, if we don't get rid of them tomorrow... 1098 01:26:12,292 --> 01:26:14,836 ...then when will we get rid of them? 1099 01:26:17,047 --> 01:26:19,131 What do you mean, "get rid of"? 1100 01:26:21,802 --> 01:26:24,720 Come on, A.J. Come on, you'll break it! 1101 01:26:25,222 --> 01:26:26,264 Come on, A.J. 1102 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:28,766 Swing it like you swing that baseball bat! Hit it! 1103 01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:02,341 Come on, focus. You can break it. Hit it! 1104 01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:05,261 Wait. Wait. Wait. 1105 01:27:07,264 --> 01:27:09,765 Easy! It's just a game. 1106 01:27:10,267 --> 01:27:12,268 I am this close... 1107 01:27:12,436 --> 01:27:15,146 ...to telling the Little League committee about your scam. 1108 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:18,107 Ten years old? Who are we kidding? 1109 01:27:18,275 --> 01:27:21,319 What are you inferring? I don't know what you're talking about. 1110 01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:23,529 Your kid is a cheater! 1111 01:27:23,697 --> 01:27:25,031 And you're an alcoholic. 1112 01:27:25,574 --> 01:27:29,535 I can smell the booze seeping out of your fat pores right now. 1113 01:27:29,786 --> 01:27:32,163 - You can't talk to him like that! - Abby, Abby. 1114 01:27:35,876 --> 01:27:37,835 I'm glad you have Crohn's. 1115 01:27:39,296 --> 01:27:42,757 I hope you shit yourself to death. 1116 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,933 Mona, you... You're just unstable. 1117 01:27:55,604 --> 01:27:56,646 I'm coming, honey. 1118 01:28:00,150 --> 01:28:01,859 - Hit it, Andrew. - It's okay. 1119 01:28:03,570 --> 01:28:04,695 Hit it, Andrew! 1120 01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:08,991 - There you go, you got this. - Come on. 1121 01:28:09,743 --> 01:28:11,994 - Great job, Andrew. - That's right, come on. 1122 01:28:12,537 --> 01:28:13,663 Come on, buddy. 1123 01:28:28,929 --> 01:28:31,389 Hit it harder! Yes! 1124 01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:36,477 Yes! You did it! 1125 01:28:41,692 --> 01:28:45,403 It's your lack of focus, Andrew. 1126 01:28:45,904 --> 01:28:47,321 Shut up, Allison. 1127 01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:51,867 Good girl. You're so strong. Get some candy. 1128 01:30:09,404 --> 01:30:10,446 Hey. 1129 01:30:12,032 --> 01:30:13,199 I love you. 1130 01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:20,539 - I see that. - Yeah. 1131 01:30:20,749 --> 01:30:22,166 Hey. Where you going? 1132 01:30:22,834 --> 01:30:23,876 What is it? 1133 01:30:24,044 --> 01:30:26,921 I need you to keep an eye on Lanny at the grill. 1134 01:30:27,089 --> 01:30:29,423 - He's supposed to be watching it. - But I wanna get my Frisbee... 1135 01:30:29,633 --> 01:30:32,843 I'll grab it. Just go on out there, keep an eye on him. I don't trust him. 1136 01:30:33,220 --> 01:30:34,261 Okay. 1137 01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:40,017 - Sweetheart? - Yeah? 1138 01:30:40,227 --> 01:30:44,230 Maybe we should go on vacation. Get away from all this madness. 1139 01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:49,985 I'd like that very much. 1140 01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,904 Good. I'll put it on the calendar. 1141 01:30:52,823 --> 01:30:53,823 Hey, Mona? 1142 01:30:58,912 --> 01:31:00,621 Would you mind going out to the fridge in the garage... 1143 01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:03,666 ...and getting me some ground beef? I gotta go check on the grill. 1144 01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:05,084 Of course, sugar. 1145 01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:10,589 - Love you. - Love you. 1146 01:31:13,468 --> 01:31:15,219 More than the moon and the stars. 1147 01:32:17,032 --> 01:32:18,991 Good morning, Don. 1148 01:33:04,746 --> 01:33:07,831 Help! Help! 1149 01:37:44,817 --> 01:37:48,862 I hope you shit yourself to death. 1149 01:37:49,305 --> 01:37:55,414 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org