1 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,032 Welcome! Welcome! 2 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,202 Congrats, drac. Holy smokes, everybody's here. 3 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:04,416 Mr. and Mrs. loughran, the parents of the groom, and family. 4 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:09,879 -Mom and dad! -Johnny! 5 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:12,090 I can't believe you're all here. 6 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,864 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 7 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,783 Yo, how hot is my date? 8 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,577 So hot. 9 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:43,830 -How 'bout how hot mine is? -You got a date? 10 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:47,000 Yeah. She's invisible. That's why you can't see her. 11 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:50,003 Right. This is the one from "Canada"? 12 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:51,212 Wedding's starting. 13 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,481 Great. 14 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,491 True. So true, Marty. 15 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,383 How sweet. 16 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,138 My. Look at you. 17 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,557 My gosh. 18 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:43,116 Is it everything you wanted, my little poisonberry? 19 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,909 It is, daddy. 20 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,454 Except where's grandpa vlad? 21 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,373 Honey, your gramps would not have been cool with this. 22 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,833 He's old-school. 23 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,377 How do we know? If he could just meet Johnny... 24 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,920 He would have eaten him. 25 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,007 He's not as enlightened as your hip daddy. 26 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:02,177 So, you're really okay with him not being a monster? 27 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:06,890 Human, monster, unicorn, as long as you're happy. 28 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,184 Thanks, dad. 29 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:14,731 And you'll always be my moonlight 30 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:18,401 but now on wings of love you soar 31 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,571 now that you're Johnny's girl 32 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,114 Johnny's girl 33 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,700 and kind of daddy's, too 34 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,577 your mom would be so happy 35 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,746 'cause she always knew 36 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:35,168 love is making room for all the best in you 37 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,690 -hey, dad. -Hey, guys! 38 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,483 Todd, take a break. 39 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:03,279 So, what's up? 40 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,908 Mavis was wondering if maybe you wanted to go for a fly. 41 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:11,121 We haven't done that in forever. Any special reason? 42 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:13,289 No special reason at all. 43 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,417 Right, mavey? 44 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,420 -What's his deal? -He's silly. 45 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,630 It's just a beautiful night, and... 46 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,257 Well, if you don't want to... 47 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:23,758 No, no! Are you kidding? 48 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,594 I would eat a bucket of garlic to fly with you. 49 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,507 Honey, look at those fluffy clouds. 50 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:08,303 Remember what we played when you were little? 51 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,680 Hide and go seek sharp objects? 52 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:15,352 Okay. Regular hide and go seek. 53 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,356 Where are you? 54 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,526 Honeybat! 55 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,780 Mavey! 56 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,033 Honeybat! 57 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,703 I'm gonna get you. 58 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,336 Honey? Are you okay? 59 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:45,548 Yes. It's just a little harder to catch my breath since I'm pregnant. 60 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:48,385 Yes, well, I guess that would make it more... 61 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,469 What? 62 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,187 I'm gonna be a grandpa! 63 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,900 And I'm gonna be a dad! 64 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,154 'Cause you're daddy's girl, or boy 65 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,740 daddy's girl, or boy 66 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,867 I'm hungry again, honey. 67 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:15,036 Can you get me some ice cream with anchovies? 68 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,374 No, no, no. You mustn't give in to your cravings. 69 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,418 It's not good for the baby. 70 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:25,380 You need to increase your spider intake, so he'll be able to climb ceilings properly. 71 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:28,091 And eat lots of sheep bile. 72 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:32,679 I love you, dad, but we don't even know if the kid's gonna be a vampire. 73 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,682 I'd be thrilled if the baby's human-y, just like Johnny. 74 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:39,144 "Human-y." With thousands of years of Dracula genes. 75 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,437 Not gonna happen. 76 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,272 As long as the baby's healthy. 77 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,942 -Of course. A healthy little vampire. -Or human. 78 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,778 Yes, a human who can fly as a bat. 79 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:51,906 Here. Just have some monster ball soup. 80 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,950 It's your mommy's recipe. 81 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,748 Thank you, dad. 82 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:03,752 Just like you made it when I was a kid. My favorite. 83 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,556 Sorry. 84 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,407 Sir, only the father is allowed in the delivery room. 85 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,826 Really? I mean, okay. 86 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,162 He's the family, I guess. 87 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,796 Look! It's a boy! It's a boy! 88 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,882 The Dracula bloodline carries on! 89 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:55,011 No one will ever harm you as long as I'm here, 90 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,846 my little devil dog. 91 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,015 Dad, can I hold my baby? 92 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,142 If I were dad, I'd say yes. 93 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,853 But I'm the nurse, Francine. 94 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,647 Here you go anyway. 95 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,489 My bad. 96 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,162 Little Dennis is a year old now. 97 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,210 Nice. Yeah. Cute kid. 98 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:33,216 Okay, time for presents, guys. 99 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:37,012 All right! Let's do this boy up! 100 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,055 Check out what I got him. Bling! 101 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,141 Is it cursed? 102 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,268 Super cursed. Only the best. 103 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,103 Straight from the crypt. 104 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:49,315 He's just starting to walk, so maybe it's heavier than... 105 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,862 You're okay, denisovich. 106 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,614 His name is Dennis. Named after my father. 107 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,783 It's not his vampire name. 108 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,244 My little denisovichy-weesovichy. 109 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,997 Are we sure he's a vampire? 110 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,623 I mean, not that it's a bad thing, 111 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:09,919 but shouldn't he have fangs and that pasty skin you guys have? 112 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:13,214 Technically, you have until you're five to get your vampire fangs. 113 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,842 He'll get his fangs. He's a Dracula. 114 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,719 He's also half loughran. 115 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,930 Maybe he'd be better off where we live. There's more humans there. 116 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:24,809 What? Look how well he's playing with the wolf pups. 117 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:31,733 We have a present. I hope it's acceptable. 118 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,235 "My first guillotine." 119 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,322 Very educational. Well played, frank. 120 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:41,117 It's great. Thank you. We just have to baby-proof that. 121 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,622 Johnny, do you know where you put the rubber guards? 122 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,291 Baby-proofing a guillotine? 123 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:51,795 So you cut your finger off. It's part of the fun. 124 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,297 She made me baby-proof the whole hotel. 125 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,008 Someone's overprotective. 126 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,868 Johnny! Come quick! 127 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,914 What's up? He's okay? 128 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,958 Dennis said his first word! 129 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,501 He did? 130 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,712 Come on, honey. Say it again. 131 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:34,963 Bleh, bleh-bleh. 132 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,842 I don't say, "bleh, bleh-bleh." 133 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,344 We didn't say you did. 134 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,847 -Then where did he get that? -Bleh, bleh-bleh. 135 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,016 Well, maybe sometimes you say it. 136 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,601 I only say it when I say I don't say it! 137 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,186 Bleh, bleh-bleh. 138 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,981 Okay, kid. We get it. You can talk. 139 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,276 Denisovich. 140 00:12:57,402 --> 00:13:00,030 -Dad. -Just checking for cavities. 141 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,161 -Bleh, bleh-bleh. -Bleh, bleh-bleh. 142 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,288 It was you! 143 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,133 My goodness, Leonard. 144 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,803 If you really looked that hideous, i don't think I could hang out with you. 145 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,388 Guys, what's the deal? 146 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,849 Is this a party? Pick up a phone. 147 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:33,229 I don't care if Johnny said it's a "cool app." Johnny's still new here. 148 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,983 Now, porridge head, did you call a hearse for the gremlinbergs? 149 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:40,653 No, you're checking your Facebook page. Again. 150 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,948 Drac, I told the guys social media is the best way to promote the hotel. 151 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,575 Right, Clifton? 152 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,371 So, drac, I wanted to go through some thoughts I had, 153 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,499 as your new human relations coordinating co-assistant. 154 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,667 Sure. It's a real job. 155 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,087 Not a cheap excuse to keep mavis happy, so you never leave here. 156 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,297 Right. So, I was thinking, 157 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:03,593 since we have so many humans now, maybe update some of the acts? 158 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,095 Like, maybe the magician? 159 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,971 What's wrong with Harry three-eye? 160 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:10,100 Well, he might be a little old-school for the humans. 161 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,394 Tell me, sir, what was your card? 162 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,229 The three of spades? 163 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,441 Is this your card, my friend? 164 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,655 No, Harry's great. 165 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,116 Can't blame Harry for the crowd not being hip. 166 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,867 Okay, what about Wayne? 167 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,786 Wayne? Are you nuts? He's my boy. 168 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,579 Then maybe something other than tennis? 169 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,748 Okay, so, what you wanna do 170 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:37,752 is lift the racket right on impact, so you get that nice top spin. 171 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,421 Try and hit one. 172 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,807 What is that? What's the noise? It's on me! 173 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,642 It's just the cell phone I got you. 174 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,979 Clifton's sending you a text so you can practice how to write back. 175 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,610 -What the... it's not doing it. -I got it. 176 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,117 Now you can text Clifton. 177 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,494 All right, fine. 178 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:15,123 -How do you do this? -Maybe it's your fingernails. 179 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,625 It's easy. Look. I'll text mavis. 180 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,211 Psyched for date night. 181 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,797 See? And now look, she texted right back. 182 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,342 "Gotta cancel. Can't leave Dennis." 183 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,885 Okay. 184 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:31,681 Are we never allowed to be alone again? 185 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:35,852 I need to feel loved, too. 186 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,395 And send. 187 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:41,608 Okay. All that taught me is that you're pathetic. 188 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,069 Yeah, got it. Maybe you should just get Bluetooth. 189 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,780 Okay. Blue tooth, come over here. 190 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,992 So, now what? 191 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,749 Rise and shine, my denisovich. 192 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,125 Hi, papa. 193 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,671 Hello, my little devil. Did you have sweet nightmares? 194 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,508 I dreamed that I saw a stegosaurus. 195 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,052 And were you drinking his blood? 196 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,097 -No. -Just throwing it out there. 197 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:15,433 -Hey! You want to do something cool? -Yeah! 198 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:20,730 I'm going to teach you how to turn into a bat. Like me. 199 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,899 -See? -Cool. 200 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,901 Yes! Cool, like I said. 201 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,861 Now you try. 202 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,613 I'm a bat. 203 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,074 I'm a bat. I'm a bat. I'm a bat. 204 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,409 I'm a bat. 205 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:36,079 -I mean, a real bat. -I'm a bat! 206 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:42,460 Denisovich. Take a breath. You can really turn into a bat. 207 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,921 Try. Feel the bat. 208 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,758 Not a chicken. 209 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,762 What's that? The electric boogaloo? 210 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:56,558 If I show you I can bust a move, will you try to fly, then? 211 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,992 Dad? Why are you guys dancing? 212 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,786 He was sleep-dancing. 213 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,329 Come on, sweetie. Back to bed. 214 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,166 "Back to bed"? It's already after 8:00 P.M. 215 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,084 Don't you remember the new sleep schedule? 216 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,795 He's going to human classes half the day. 217 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:29,174 If he could just sleep till 2:00 A.M. tonight, it'd be so great for him. 218 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:33,261 But, honeydeath, six of Wayne's wolf pups are having a birthday party tonight. 219 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,013 You wouldn't want him to miss that. 220 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:39,309 Dad, I love the wolf pups, but they're a little too rough for Dennis. 221 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:43,355 -"Too rough"? -Haven't you noticed? Dennis is different. 222 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:46,524 What are you saying? Denisovich shouldn't be around monsters? 223 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:49,652 I love monsters! Video! Video! 224 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,197 You wanna show papa drac your monster video? 225 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,281 Yeah! 226 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,244 Who's the coolest monster? 227 00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,871 Kakie! 228 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,041 Kakie one happy monster! 229 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,502 Kakie love cake! Yummy! 230 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,796 Tummy get a tummyache. 231 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,257 How is that a monster? 232 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,426 Have some cake, wuzzlelumplebum. 233 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:17,263 Remember, kids, a real monster always shares. 234 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:22,060 "Shares"? Yes! When I think monsters, I think "shares." 235 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:25,647 Now, let me tell you what a real monster is, denisovich. 236 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:30,026 Dad, please. He's practically five already. Don't force it. 237 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,824 Slow down, wuzzlelumplebum. 238 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:44,624 Twinkle, twinkle, little star how I wonder 239 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,960 mommy, I'm too old for lullabies. 240 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,379 What? That's not how that one goes. 241 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,131 This is the way most people sing it. 242 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,425 "Most people"? What's wrong with... 243 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,845 Suffer, suffer, scream in pain 244 00:18:56,928 --> 00:19:00,098 blood is spilling from your brain 245 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,892 -daddy. -Come on. You know how I sang it to you. 246 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:06,396 Zombies gnaw you like a plum 247 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,941 piercing cries and you succumb 248 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:15,071 suffer, suffer, scream in pain 249 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:20,493 you will never breathe again 250 00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,080 still works. 251 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:51,149 Happy birthday, Wally, Wilson, whoopi, Waylon, weepy and wanye. 252 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,612 Denisovich! My big boy! You made it! 253 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,323 I thought about what you said, dad. 254 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:02,619 -Maybe I was being a little overprotective. -Thank you, coffin cake. 255 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,163 Dennis! I love you! Zing! 256 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,456 Hi, winnie. 257 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:10,168 I just love your yummy strawberry locks! Zing, zing! 258 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:16,800 Winnie. Give him his space, hon. I'm sorry, mavis. 259 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,344 It's okay, aunt Wanda. They're just playing. 260 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:23,390 Holy rabies! Limbo? I used to love that game! 261 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,976 -Get in there, mavey. -Really? But I'm a parent now. 262 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,979 -Show 'em how it's done. -Okay. Okay, okay. 263 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,490 No way! A piñata? 264 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,870 Mavis, honey. That's for later. 265 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,165 We don't want the pups to have too much... 266 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,419 Candy! 267 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,214 Sugar. 268 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,557 I'm sorry. Did I start all that? 269 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,892 Don't worry. There's a reason they call it a litter. 270 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,157 Dennis! Are you okay? 271 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,744 -I got a candy. -Look! Your tooth came out. 272 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,371 Are you kidding me? He got his tooth knocked out? 273 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:31,207 Yes, indeed. Here comes the fang. 274 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:34,711 Dad. His baby tooth wasn't a fang. Why would this one be? 275 00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,588 He's not a monster. 276 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,928 The sun's gonna come out soon, and we gotta get to his classes. 277 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:48,016 What's wrong with the classes we have here? Like the kids' yoga? 278 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:52,270 Yoga! 279 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,522 This is denisovich's home. 280 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:57,275 -I don't know, dad. -What don't you know? 281 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,904 Well, we've been talking about moving. 282 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,281 Somewhere safer for Dennis. 283 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,159 Maybe where Johnny grew up in California. 284 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:10,580 I'm sorry, but you can't just make somebody something they're not. 285 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,418 -Come on, honey. We have to go. -Zing, zing? 286 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,339 Mavey, wait. You can't mean that. 287 00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,427 You're in on this? The leaving? 288 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,971 It's not definite at all. 289 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,473 It's just something she's definitely talking about, 290 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:31,267 but until we do it, it's not definitized. 291 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,523 Did he just cover me with birdseed? 292 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,608 Yeah, he covered me. 293 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:51,329 Dad, it's not a fang. 294 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,874 Dad, I don't know if it's the right place for Dennis. 295 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,292 Right, Johnny? 296 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:59,879 Hey, dudeman. It's not me. It's mavey. 297 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:03,133 Hey, dudeman. I'm afraid to say anything. 298 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,677 Hey, dudeman. I'm a dudeman! 299 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,013 Drac? Who you talkin' to? 300 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,640 Do not disturb. The count's wiggin' out in here. 301 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,476 What are you wiggin' out about, drac? 302 00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:16,646 The kids. Mavey wavey's saying she wants to leave. 303 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:19,649 She wants to leave? What about Johnny? He doesn't wanna go. 304 00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:22,110 He's making the hotel more human-y for Dennis. 305 00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:23,987 You know, seeing that he isn't a monster. 306 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,613 He is a monster! 307 00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,032 He's just a late fanger. 308 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,159 And I could be a hand model. 309 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:33,997 Shut up! It's all that human-y stuff that's confusing poor denisovich. 310 00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:38,460 So maybe you gotta get the kid around more monster-y things. 311 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,170 I need a cape. 312 00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:43,631 I can't. She's always around, checking up on me. 313 00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:47,010 Man, if you could just get some alone time. 314 00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:49,804 Wait a minute. That's what Johnny wants, too. 315 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,016 Alone time with mavis. 316 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:59,105 Have they even had a vacation since before they were married? 317 00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:05,737 They're going to now. And so are we. Frank, you're a genius. 318 00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:24,964 We'll take denisovich to all our old haunts. 319 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,134 Each of us will show him our skills. 320 00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:32,722 Teach him how to be a monster. 321 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:37,519 And he'll be fanging it up in no time. 322 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,312 Boy turns five next week. 323 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:42,065 If he's not a vampire by his birthday, it ain't happenin'. 324 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,484 It ain't ain't happening, baby. 325 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:47,153 All he needs is time with his vampa. 326 00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:49,864 -"Vampa"? -Vampire grandpa. 327 00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:52,117 Come on, man. That's obvious. 328 00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:58,665 -Johnny. Come outside. -What? Who is it? 329 00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:01,584 It's your father-in-law. I need to talk to you. 330 00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:04,421 What's up? 331 00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:08,049 Let me get rid of them. Sorry. 332 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:11,344 No problem-o. I was kinda diggin' the attention. 333 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:16,433 Can they stay? I don't think they're ready to leave yet. 334 00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:18,476 Come on. Go to your mother. 335 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,396 -Look, you want to stay here, right? -Of course. 336 00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:24,024 This is the first place where I can really be myself. 337 00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:27,569 I haven't felt this alive since they invented stuffed-crust pizza. 338 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:31,448 Well, then, we've got some work to do. Okay, so here's the plan. 339 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:34,743 Maybe it's a good idea to take her to your hometown. 340 00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:36,286 But remember... 341 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:39,789 So, it's sliced avocado, rolled oats with apricot, 342 00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:42,125 the aveeno moisturizer after every bath. 343 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:45,587 And then the shea butter on his tush before his pjs 344 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,964 and then 20 minutes with the nebulizer 345 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:51,343 while I read his learning factory phonics book to him. 346 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:54,763 It's asking a lot, dad. We could just take Dennis with us. 347 00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:58,141 What? Are you kidding me? And get him off his routine? 348 00:25:58,183 --> 00:25:59,392 No, no, no. 349 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:01,061 You kids go to California, 350 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,938 and see if it's the right place to raise denisovich. 351 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,482 And you remember how to video chat? 352 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:08,693 Yes, yes. With the phone and the buttons and the agony. 353 00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:12,697 Thanks for being so understanding, dad. I know you'll keep him safe. 354 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:16,451 Of course, mavey. Stake my heart and hope to die. 355 00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:18,870 I'm just gonna miss him so much. 356 00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:22,999 -I love you, Dennis. -I love you, mommy. 357 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:26,711 I'll tell him mavey wavey stories every night before bed. 358 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:29,130 You're the best. I love you, dad. 359 00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:35,011 Gonna miss all you guys. You're all my family. 360 00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:39,683 -Love you, drac. -Yes. I love you, too. 361 00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:43,395 Now, remember the plan. Just keep her distracted and happy. 362 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:46,022 -But not too happy, capisce? -Got it. 363 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,566 Operation "just keep her distracted and happy, 364 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:52,195 "but not too happy, capisce," starts now. Cool? 365 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,822 Smiling on the outside. 366 00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:56,032 -Will you hug my backpack? -No. 367 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:04,249 Back to bed. 368 00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:07,377 Yes, we'll get to the bed. We all love the bed. 369 00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:10,171 But we're just gonna do one thing first. 370 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,301 Is it shorts weather where we're going? 371 00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:18,304 I hope not. My body isn't swimsuit-ready yet. 372 00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:20,432 Whatever. Where's Griffin? 373 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:22,934 Hey, can I have a second? I'm just saying goodbye to Emily. 374 00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:24,269 Brother. 375 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:27,022 I'm gonna miss you so much. 376 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:31,568 You know, you have to be strong, honey. Because what we have is unbreakable. 377 00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:35,655 Babe, don't cry. Everyone's looking. 378 00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:37,282 Okay, I gotta call him on this. 379 00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:39,909 Just let him play it out, get it over with. 380 00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:44,581 Okay, you two lovebirds. Drink your champagne and let's get going. 381 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,334 Yeah. No, sure. Okay. 382 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:48,626 Cheers, babe. 383 00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:52,297 You klutz. 384 00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:56,593 -We can't say nothin' about this? -No. We don't have time for zingers. 385 00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:08,104 How do you click in the stupid car seat? 386 00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:09,731 You gotta cut those nails, man. 387 00:28:09,773 --> 00:28:11,941 We just strap our kids down with duct tape. 388 00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:17,655 What's he doing here? 389 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:21,117 I told him he could come. He's never been outside the hotel. 390 00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:23,912 Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man. 391 00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:28,083 Yeah, that ain't happenin'. 392 00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:31,169 Fine, put him on the rascal. Let's just get going. 393 00:28:45,684 --> 00:28:48,061 Where are we going, papa drac? 394 00:28:48,144 --> 00:28:50,814 Denisovich, we're going to have an adventure. 395 00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,816 A monster-y adventure. 396 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:55,985 Monsters! We're gonna eat cake. 397 00:28:56,027 --> 00:28:59,864 -What did he say? -No. No cake on this monster trip. 398 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:04,327 No cake, cebause kakie says, "too much cake makes tummy ache. 399 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,497 "A monster always shares." 400 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:12,502 We may need more than a week. 401 00:29:12,544 --> 00:29:15,588 Hey, you know who could fix the kid in a snap? Vlad. 402 00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:18,675 What? We don't need to call vlad. We got this. 403 00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:23,680 You see, denisovich, monsters are nice, just like you. 404 00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:28,268 But when the moon comes out, the real monster fun begins. 405 00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:31,855 Being scary. Right, guys? 406 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,570 Guys? Guys! What is wrong with you? 407 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:40,697 Come on. Everybody likes that song. 408 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:44,409 We're not everybody. We're scary monsters. Remember? 409 00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:47,537 -Hey, what are you putting in? -It's an audio book. 410 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:50,999 Bigfoot's life story. He reads it himself. 411 00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:52,500 Chapter one. 412 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:27,869 This is gonna be so amazing. 413 00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:31,414 Yeah. You're gonna be so happy, but not too happy. 414 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:34,918 -What? -I wanna see everything you did growing up. 415 00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:37,754 As long as you're distracted, capisce? 416 00:30:39,089 --> 00:30:40,924 We can hit a few spots on the way to my parents. 417 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:43,968 -Lemme just quickly call home. -Don't do that. 418 00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:46,846 It's only 1:00 A.M. there. Dennis isn't even up yet. 419 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:50,058 Right. I'm just not used to being away from him. 420 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:53,061 Everything's gonna be cool. Your dad was so all over it. 421 00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:55,271 I know. He's the best. 422 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:17,252 Right turn, here. 423 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:20,755 Denisovich, rise and shine. 424 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:23,800 Boys, this bringing back any memories? 425 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:27,303 We used to prowl around here when we were in our 100s. 426 00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:30,974 The dark forest of slobozia. 427 00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:43,570 -Nice how they built it up. -Okay, out of the car. 428 00:31:43,987 --> 00:31:48,992 Denisovich, you're going to see every monster do his specialty. 429 00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:52,996 First, frank's gonna show us how he scares people. 430 00:31:53,747 --> 00:31:58,084 -He's gonna say, "boo." -Yeah, I don't think "boos" ever work. 431 00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:01,755 But that's why we're here. To learn from the master. 432 00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:04,591 Okay, I'll give it a shot. 433 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,025 Yeah, guess it just depends on work. 434 00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:25,195 Frankenstein! 435 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:27,280 Hey, how ya doin'? 436 00:32:27,697 --> 00:32:30,700 You're awesome! Can we take a picture? Is that okay? 437 00:32:30,742 --> 00:32:33,119 Sure, okay. Little selfie action. 438 00:32:34,329 --> 00:32:35,372 For real? 439 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:39,042 -Awesome! Thank you so much. -Hey, have a great day. 440 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:40,710 Boo! 441 00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:43,213 -He's adorable. -He's adorable. 442 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:45,131 Adorable, yes. 443 00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:48,468 Not scary, but "boo" is a start. 444 00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:01,940 My birthday cake's gonna have the coolest guy on it. 445 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:04,067 Let me guess. Kakie. 446 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:08,029 No. He's so cool. He climbs walls and wears a cape. 447 00:33:08,071 --> 00:33:11,241 Really. And who is this very cool guy? 448 00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:14,619 -Batman! -Batman. Great. 449 00:33:14,703 --> 00:33:18,081 You don't know anyone else with a cape that's cool? 450 00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:19,416 This is good. Stop here. 451 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:28,550 Okay, Wayne. It's your turn. Go kill something. 452 00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:29,968 Denisovich, watch this. 453 00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:32,303 -What? -I told you, come on. 454 00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:36,433 If we don't inspire denisovich, how's he going to find his inner monster? 455 00:33:36,516 --> 00:33:39,352 -Who's in a monster? -Nobody, just... 456 00:33:39,436 --> 00:33:41,104 Here, have an avocado. 457 00:33:41,646 --> 00:33:45,692 Your mommy says it's a good fat. Whatever the heaven that means. 458 00:33:45,775 --> 00:33:47,777 Listen, I'm not gonna set monsters back again 459 00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:50,280 just to make your grandkid like vampires. 460 00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:53,283 Anyway, there's nothing to kill here. It's all been... 461 00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:58,955 What a cutie. 462 00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:00,623 But kill him. 463 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:04,294 Great. You know I haven't done this in years. 464 00:34:04,377 --> 00:34:07,255 We don't need to kill anymore. We have pop-tarts. 465 00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:09,382 Denisovich, you're going to love this. 466 00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:13,094 Wayne's going to eat that whole deer, and the next one's yours. 467 00:34:13,136 --> 00:34:14,262 Wayne, go. 468 00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:21,019 Man. I'm too old for this. 469 00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,146 Okay, how's it go again? 470 00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:26,316 No, no, wait. That's for the moon. 471 00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:28,818 I growl. Right, here goes. 472 00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:33,156 -Growl! -Get it, boy. 473 00:34:38,661 --> 00:34:40,413 Get it, uncle Wayne. 474 00:34:42,332 --> 00:34:46,503 Some werewolf. Did you actually say the word "growl?" 475 00:34:46,544 --> 00:34:49,673 -You're a werewussy. -I said I was rusty. 476 00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:54,094 -Gimme me that frisbee. -No! It's my frisbee! I fetched it! 477 00:34:54,177 --> 00:34:55,387 Give it to me! Give it back! 478 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:58,723 Give it over here! Give me that! Give it back! 479 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:06,064 He's fine. He's blobby. 480 00:35:08,316 --> 00:35:11,236 This place is so amazing and scenic. 481 00:35:11,319 --> 00:35:13,863 -What do you wanna show me first? -I don't know. 482 00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:16,950 It's pretty, but there's really nothing to do once it gets dark. 483 00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:18,702 Wait. What's that place? 484 00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:27,002 So, you're telling me that I can pick between all these different kinds of chips? 485 00:35:27,752 --> 00:35:28,753 Yes. 486 00:35:28,837 --> 00:35:30,922 How do people decide? 487 00:35:32,507 --> 00:35:35,719 Now what's that beautiful fountain of rubies? 488 00:35:36,594 --> 00:35:40,557 -Johnny, have you tried this slurpée? -Not that quickly, hon. 489 00:35:40,598 --> 00:35:44,269 It comes in 48 flavors. We have to try them all. 490 00:35:47,105 --> 00:35:48,815 I don't know if we have time. 491 00:35:48,898 --> 00:35:51,943 Why? This place is open all night. Right, sir? 492 00:35:52,068 --> 00:35:53,111 Yes. 493 00:35:57,574 --> 00:35:58,575 Johnny, look. 494 00:35:58,658 --> 00:36:02,120 They're making a TV show about this place and we're the stars. 495 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,789 -Hello, world. -Awesome. 496 00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:08,877 It's totally awesome. You're so lucky, kal. 497 00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:11,379 Hello, world. 498 00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:16,885 Okay, Murray. Your turn. 499 00:36:17,802 --> 00:36:21,097 Excuse us. Do you know where someone can get a bite around here? 500 00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:24,225 Did you seriously just ask a vampire where to get a bite? 501 00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:27,103 Gosh. I didn't mean... We're not from around here. 502 00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:29,689 This is so embarrassing. Just keep going. 503 00:36:29,773 --> 00:36:32,108 Sorry to bother you. Love your chocolate cereal. 504 00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:36,988 So, what do you want me to do now? 505 00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:38,865 Denisovich, you won't believe it. 506 00:36:38,948 --> 00:36:43,161 The mummy can crash through walls and turn into a swarm of beetles 507 00:36:43,453 --> 00:36:45,622 and put a curse on anyone. 508 00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:48,792 -That sounds mean. -It's fun mean. Okay. 509 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,126 So, check it out. 510 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:55,131 Murray's going to conjure up the biggest sandstorm you've ever seen. 511 00:36:55,215 --> 00:36:58,259 -Hit it! -Sandstorm? It's been awhile. 512 00:36:58,301 --> 00:37:02,681 -Not my problem. Do it. Say your little spell. -Okay. 513 00:37:03,682 --> 00:37:07,268 I got this. Frank, Wayne, Griffin, just try not to faint. 514 00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:30,667 My back. 515 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,136 Wait. 516 00:37:47,350 --> 00:37:48,685 How cute! 517 00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:59,320 Wait. Stop at that playground. Look at these cute kids. 518 00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:08,705 Holy rabies! This looks like a blast. 519 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:09,873 I don't know, mavey. 520 00:38:09,956 --> 00:38:13,043 This can be pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. 521 00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:14,878 Of course, I rock these bikes. 522 00:38:14,919 --> 00:38:16,463 May I, little dude? 523 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:19,549 Check it out. Yeah. 524 00:38:19,591 --> 00:38:22,093 This is how I rolled every summer. 525 00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:37,650 I think I scratched it. 526 00:38:38,902 --> 00:38:39,903 My turn. 527 00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:43,448 Mavey, I told you, it took me years to get this good. 528 00:38:43,531 --> 00:38:45,658 Well, I'll give it a try. 529 00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:27,283 You feel me now? That's my girlfriend, suckers. 530 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:30,161 -Your wife, Johnny. -My wife. Even better. 531 00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:34,207 That was sick, lady. Where did you learn how to do that stuff? 532 00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:35,458 Transylvania. 533 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:38,712 That's cool. I have a cousin from Pennsylvania. 534 00:39:38,795 --> 00:39:42,465 These little guys are so sweet. Dennis would love them. 535 00:39:42,590 --> 00:39:46,469 -What an awesome place to raise a kid. -To raise a kid? 536 00:39:46,511 --> 00:39:48,304 I don't know about awesome. 537 00:39:48,346 --> 00:39:51,307 Maybe tubular. Capisce? 538 00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:53,143 Anyways, we should hit my folks' place. 539 00:39:53,184 --> 00:39:55,353 -I said we'd be there by now. -Sure. 540 00:39:55,437 --> 00:39:59,983 Hey, it's after 3:00 in transylvania. I'm gonna check on Dennis, okay? 541 00:40:04,612 --> 00:40:07,198 Chocolate cereal. Are you kidding me? 542 00:40:07,323 --> 00:40:11,995 -It's okay, drac. It's 'cause they love us. -Yeah. Monsters are what's goin' on. 543 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,164 Yeah. You should embrace it like I did. 544 00:40:14,205 --> 00:40:16,166 I've got a best-selling workout video. 545 00:40:16,207 --> 00:40:19,002 Follow me, ladies. Right. And left. 546 00:40:19,085 --> 00:40:21,755 No, girls. Watch me. You're not watching. 547 00:40:21,838 --> 00:40:24,841 Here we go. And eight and seven and six... 548 00:40:24,883 --> 00:40:26,301 That's not me, guys. 549 00:40:26,343 --> 00:40:29,679 Come on, even bigfoot's tearin' it up in the German soccer league. 550 00:40:38,688 --> 00:40:40,357 No. No, no, no. 551 00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:42,776 -It's mavis. -You gotta answer it. 552 00:40:43,818 --> 00:40:47,364 -You're pushin' too hard. Lighter. -All right! 553 00:40:47,405 --> 00:40:50,575 Denisovich, wake up. Boy, he's out cold. 554 00:40:50,658 --> 00:40:52,035 I got this. 555 00:40:54,621 --> 00:40:56,956 -Dad, what took so long? -What? 556 00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,585 Nothing, mavey. We're all great here at the hotel. 557 00:41:00,669 --> 00:41:02,545 Just doing hotel things. 558 00:41:02,587 --> 00:41:05,382 -Sorry, can't handle your breath. -I hear ya. 559 00:41:05,674 --> 00:41:08,301 -How are you? -We're having a blast. 560 00:41:08,385 --> 00:41:12,055 We just went biking and mini-marting. It's so fun here. 561 00:41:12,555 --> 00:41:15,266 -Is Dennis okay? -Of course. 562 00:41:15,350 --> 00:41:18,895 -You want to see him? -Yes. Yes, I do. 563 00:41:18,978 --> 00:41:21,898 -Hi, baby. How are you? -Mommy. 564 00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:23,024 I happy. 565 00:41:24,776 --> 00:41:27,946 -Hey, little dude. -Why is he wearing sunglasses? 566 00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:30,073 We were playing. 567 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,826 It's a superhero thing. 568 00:41:32,909 --> 00:41:36,246 Cebause, I'm sunglasses man, to the rescue! 569 00:41:36,287 --> 00:41:38,164 -Okay, take it down a notch. -I'm flying. 570 00:41:38,248 --> 00:41:43,003 -You sound funny. -No, no, that's his sunglasses man voice. 571 00:41:43,586 --> 00:41:46,965 Static. The signal is bad. Mavis, are you there? 572 00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:49,134 Yeah, I'm still... 573 00:41:50,176 --> 00:41:54,431 -All right. I guess he's having fun. -Of course he is. 574 00:41:56,558 --> 00:42:00,812 I nailed it with the sunglasses man. Right off the top of my head. 575 00:42:00,895 --> 00:42:02,772 I threw in a "cebause." Did everyone see that? 576 00:42:02,814 --> 00:42:05,483 She said she was having fun. Johnny's blowing it. 577 00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:08,737 She's biking and mini-marting. She's gonna wanna move! 578 00:42:08,778 --> 00:42:11,948 I gotta fix this kid now. Are we almost there or what? 579 00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:15,618 Okay, I may have taken a wrong turn a few miles back. 580 00:42:15,702 --> 00:42:17,662 -Don't get mad. -What? 581 00:42:19,330 --> 00:42:21,583 Someone turn on the navigator on this thing. 582 00:42:21,624 --> 00:42:23,626 Look how light I touch it. 583 00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:26,796 Please enter your destination. 584 00:42:26,838 --> 00:42:30,675 Please. I am begging you. 585 00:42:33,094 --> 00:42:35,555 Yeah, this is gonna be good, denisovich. 586 00:42:35,638 --> 00:42:38,350 Scary stuff, okay? It's in you. 587 00:42:38,433 --> 00:42:41,186 We just gotta concentrate on the scary. 588 00:42:41,269 --> 00:42:44,064 Papa drac? Do you miss grandma? 589 00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:47,025 Miss grandma? Sure, I do. 590 00:42:47,108 --> 00:42:51,571 I miss her every day. She was my zing. 591 00:42:52,364 --> 00:42:55,325 -Why do you ask? -I don't know. 592 00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:59,329 -Do you miss anybody? -I miss mommy and daddy. 593 00:42:59,371 --> 00:43:01,998 And who else? You miss that winnie? 594 00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:05,502 The pup who tackles you and tries to lick you all the time? 595 00:43:05,543 --> 00:43:07,712 Yeah, but we're just friends. 596 00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:10,382 No, no, no. You're a Dracula. 597 00:43:10,465 --> 00:43:14,177 You can't just be friends with a cute, hairy number like winnie. 598 00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:20,058 Right turn, now! Here. You imbecile! 599 00:43:20,141 --> 00:43:22,769 -Right. Turn, Griffin! -Yes, papa drac. 600 00:43:27,357 --> 00:43:31,903 Wait and see, fellas. This kid'll be guzzling goat blood in no time. 601 00:43:31,986 --> 00:43:35,865 You have arrived at your destination. Yes! 602 00:43:35,990 --> 00:43:37,409 -Yes! -Here we are. 603 00:43:37,492 --> 00:43:40,120 It's the vampire summer camp i went to as a kid. 604 00:43:40,203 --> 00:43:44,874 -What's it, camp vamp? -No. Who names their camp "camp vamp?" 605 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,335 It's camp winnepacaca. 606 00:44:07,647 --> 00:44:09,149 You see, denisovich? 607 00:44:09,232 --> 00:44:13,111 This is where I learned to catch mice and shapeshift. 608 00:44:13,194 --> 00:44:17,323 And use my incredible powers and strength. It's pretty cool. 609 00:44:17,407 --> 00:44:18,491 Badminton. 610 00:44:22,662 --> 00:44:25,915 Yes, I don't remember this badminting. 611 00:44:25,999 --> 00:44:29,085 Well, well, is this a night? How ya doin', folks? 612 00:44:29,127 --> 00:44:30,754 I'm Dana, the director. 613 00:44:30,795 --> 00:44:33,590 We're sure excited to have you legends visitin' us. 614 00:44:33,673 --> 00:44:35,091 What can I do you for? 615 00:44:35,175 --> 00:44:40,263 Well, I'm very interested in sending my grandboy, denisovich, here. 616 00:44:40,347 --> 00:44:44,434 This little redheaded, non-fangy little guy? 617 00:44:44,517 --> 00:44:48,313 They're in there. He's a late fanger. That's why we came here. 618 00:44:48,396 --> 00:44:52,484 Can you show us some of the drills, like where they catch the mice? 619 00:44:52,567 --> 00:44:56,071 Can do. A-course now we call it tee-mousing. 620 00:45:06,748 --> 00:45:09,042 So they don't have to catch the mice? 621 00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:13,129 Nope. We find this is a good way to build their confidence. 622 00:45:14,881 --> 00:45:15,965 Come here. 623 00:45:16,966 --> 00:45:19,010 It's right there! What's the matter with you? 624 00:45:20,762 --> 00:45:22,097 Hokey-pokey. 625 00:45:24,891 --> 00:45:28,395 There it is, denisovich. Where papa learned to fly. 626 00:45:28,812 --> 00:45:30,814 I wanna fly like papa. 627 00:45:37,153 --> 00:45:39,239 Yeah. We're over here, now. 628 00:45:40,198 --> 00:45:43,118 Had to scale it down. Insurance. 629 00:45:46,621 --> 00:45:48,289 Help me. Help me. Help me. 630 00:45:48,832 --> 00:45:52,127 Hokey-pokey. See ya at the campfire. 631 00:45:56,756 --> 00:46:00,510 -Well, gosh! Welcome, you two. -Hey, gang. 632 00:46:00,677 --> 00:46:03,346 Hi, guys. This is so exciting. 633 00:46:04,014 --> 00:46:07,600 Look at all of this. So cool. 634 00:46:07,684 --> 00:46:11,521 -I can't believe I'm actually here. -Well, you are. 635 00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:15,191 Now, how does it work? Are you up all night and sleep all day? 636 00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:16,359 Yeah. 637 00:46:16,401 --> 00:46:18,862 -I'll do whatever you guys want. -Good. 638 00:46:18,903 --> 00:46:21,531 -'Cause I bought this pretty sunhat for you. -Linda. 639 00:46:21,573 --> 00:46:23,700 But otherwise this poncho, if you wanna be safe. 640 00:46:23,742 --> 00:46:26,828 -We can deal with it later, Linda. -Okay. 641 00:46:27,537 --> 00:46:28,705 Come see. 642 00:46:29,414 --> 00:46:31,041 I've set up your bedroom. 643 00:46:35,211 --> 00:46:38,006 It's just like transylvania. 644 00:46:38,298 --> 00:46:41,593 Transylvania. That was a fun experience. 645 00:46:41,676 --> 00:46:43,887 Mike was afraid he'd get disemboweled and eaten, 646 00:46:43,928 --> 00:46:45,805 but I told him he was just being silly. 647 00:46:45,889 --> 00:46:47,599 That was you, Linda. 648 00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:49,476 There they are. 649 00:46:49,559 --> 00:46:52,604 You know, we have a couple of mixed families in the neighborhood, 650 00:46:52,687 --> 00:46:54,647 so I thought I'd invite them over. 651 00:46:54,731 --> 00:46:58,860 They might be nice for you guys to talk to since you're thinkin' about moving here. 652 00:47:00,362 --> 00:47:02,405 Hi, caren. Hi, pandragora. 653 00:47:02,489 --> 00:47:04,407 -Welcome, mavis. -Hey, guys. 654 00:47:05,533 --> 00:47:08,703 Yeah, you're gonna dig it here. Don't even worry. 655 00:47:08,745 --> 00:47:11,956 People are totally cool with our lifestyle choice. 656 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,251 I mean, the kids get picked on a little, but it toughens them up. 657 00:47:15,752 --> 00:47:17,587 Hey, you guys. And this is Loretta. 658 00:47:17,671 --> 00:47:21,049 -She's married to Paul, who's a werewolf. -Excuse me? 659 00:47:21,091 --> 00:47:24,803 Yes, I was telling mavis about the other monster-human couples in town. 660 00:47:25,136 --> 00:47:29,057 -I am not a werewolf. -I thought... 661 00:47:29,224 --> 00:47:32,560 Well, you're welcome to stay and have some cupcakes. 662 00:47:35,605 --> 00:47:39,818 Vampires will be friends forever 663 00:47:39,901 --> 00:47:43,947 through the centuries together 664 00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:48,284 even in the brightest sunny weather 665 00:47:48,326 --> 00:47:52,706 vampires will be friends forever 666 00:47:52,789 --> 00:47:56,167 literally 667 00:47:56,251 --> 00:47:59,754 forever 668 00:48:03,216 --> 00:48:07,053 great job, vampires. Give yourselves a hug. 669 00:48:12,308 --> 00:48:14,352 -We're going. -What? Where? 670 00:48:20,775 --> 00:48:21,985 Why are we doing this? 671 00:48:22,068 --> 00:48:24,738 You'd rather be listening to those putrid new songs? 672 00:48:24,821 --> 00:48:27,240 What happened to Michael row your corpse ashore? 673 00:48:27,323 --> 00:48:30,035 Or old mcwerewolf had an axe? 674 00:48:35,331 --> 00:48:37,167 We shouldn't be up here, drac. 675 00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:41,379 -Who's ready to fly? -Me! Me! Like a superhero. 676 00:48:41,463 --> 00:48:43,590 Better! Like a vampire! 677 00:48:44,341 --> 00:48:45,842 This thing is rickety. 678 00:48:45,884 --> 00:48:48,053 You know what? Maybe the kid isn't supposed to fly. 679 00:48:48,136 --> 00:48:52,015 Quiet. This is how they learn. You throw them and they figure it out. 680 00:48:52,849 --> 00:48:55,685 -It's how I was taught. -I wanna fly now! 681 00:48:55,727 --> 00:48:59,189 Attabat. You know papa's right here if you need him. 682 00:49:00,148 --> 00:49:02,233 -I can't watch this. -Please don't. 683 00:49:02,317 --> 00:49:04,903 Here we go! 684 00:49:11,201 --> 00:49:13,828 -He's still not flying. -He will. 685 00:49:15,038 --> 00:49:17,540 -Still not. -It'll happen. 686 00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:21,419 -This is a tall tower. -That's why it's good. 687 00:49:21,503 --> 00:49:24,005 -You should get him. -He's gonna fall to his death. 688 00:49:24,047 --> 00:49:26,007 He's taking his time. 689 00:49:27,384 --> 00:49:30,220 -Drac! -I did that my first time. 690 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,764 He's getting too close to the ground! 691 00:49:33,682 --> 00:49:35,517 You know what? He's not gonna fly. 692 00:49:45,735 --> 00:49:49,072 I told you. Papa's always here for you. 693 00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:50,657 Again! Again! 694 00:49:50,907 --> 00:49:54,077 Dear. My devil. We're gonna have to report this. 695 00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:55,412 You mean to the papers? 696 00:49:55,453 --> 00:49:59,040 I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press. 697 00:49:59,082 --> 00:50:04,087 No, sir. I mean the authorities. I can't not report child endangerment. 698 00:50:04,129 --> 00:50:06,798 Listen to me. That was fun. 699 00:50:06,881 --> 00:50:09,384 Your singing is child endangerment. 700 00:50:09,426 --> 00:50:11,136 Should we go down and help him? 701 00:50:11,219 --> 00:50:14,097 Nope. I told him this was nuts. He's on his own. 702 00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:17,475 -We have to call the boy's mother. -No, that ain't happening. 703 00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:20,228 His mother's already nutsy koo koo! 704 00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:22,439 I have to follow protocol. 705 00:50:22,772 --> 00:50:26,234 You will not follow protocol. 706 00:50:26,276 --> 00:50:28,737 I'm a vampire. I can't be hypnotized. 707 00:50:29,404 --> 00:50:32,949 -Right. -Now, please. Don't make me call the police. 708 00:50:33,033 --> 00:50:35,035 No one's calling nobody! 709 00:50:37,954 --> 00:50:42,208 -Fire! -Stop, drop and roll. Stop, drop and roll. 710 00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:43,668 Screaming's not helping! 711 00:50:52,427 --> 00:50:54,387 Are we bad guys, papa drac? 712 00:50:54,929 --> 00:50:55,972 Bad? 713 00:50:57,474 --> 00:51:00,143 No. You're the best kid in the world. 714 00:51:00,185 --> 00:51:03,480 We didn't start the fire. It was the tower. 715 00:51:03,521 --> 00:51:08,443 That's a very unsafe tower. You're lucky we don't call the authorities. 716 00:51:08,485 --> 00:51:09,986 Let's go, my hero. 717 00:51:10,028 --> 00:51:12,989 Cebause I'm Batman! To the Batmobile! 718 00:51:13,698 --> 00:51:14,866 Yes. To the... 719 00:51:25,502 --> 00:51:28,546 Sorry about all that stuff. I guess they thought you'd like it. 720 00:51:28,630 --> 00:51:32,842 -Why do I feel so weird here? -No, hon. They're being weird. 721 00:51:32,884 --> 00:51:35,136 I think they're just trying to help me. 722 00:51:35,178 --> 00:51:38,848 I mean, I grew up knowing nothing living inside that hotel. 723 00:51:38,890 --> 00:51:42,143 And you learned about everything growing up in Santa claus. 724 00:51:42,185 --> 00:51:43,937 Santa Cruz. But... 725 00:51:44,396 --> 00:51:47,232 Maybe if Dennis grows up away from transylvania, 726 00:51:47,315 --> 00:51:51,486 he won't be so freaky. Like me. 727 00:51:51,528 --> 00:51:54,823 Are you nuts? Mavis, you're a blast. 728 00:51:54,864 --> 00:51:57,742 You're so full of life and curious about everything. 729 00:51:57,826 --> 00:52:02,288 If Dennis grows up to be just like you, I'll be the luckiest dad in the world. 730 00:52:03,331 --> 00:52:05,542 I love you, johnnystein. 731 00:52:05,583 --> 00:52:06,751 You know what? 732 00:52:06,835 --> 00:52:09,921 As long as we're all together, we'll be happy anywhere. 733 00:52:10,005 --> 00:52:11,673 Even at the hotel. 734 00:52:12,590 --> 00:52:14,217 Yes! 735 00:52:16,594 --> 00:52:17,846 What are you doing? 736 00:52:18,388 --> 00:52:22,892 Check out this video my friend sent me. This kid is an awesome daredevil. 737 00:52:24,894 --> 00:52:25,895 Dude! 738 00:52:25,937 --> 00:52:28,023 -Did you get it? -Wait! Is that Dennis? 739 00:52:28,064 --> 00:52:31,901 No! Is it? No. It's just hard to see. But... 740 00:52:32,861 --> 00:52:35,697 Just deleted it. So, it's gone. 741 00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:48,335 What? It's mavis. I'm not answering it. 742 00:52:50,295 --> 00:52:52,422 Come on, drac. You have to. 743 00:52:54,841 --> 00:52:56,259 All right! 744 00:52:56,551 --> 00:52:59,471 -Yes, honeybunch. -Dad? Where are you? 745 00:53:00,430 --> 00:53:03,683 We're outside the hotel having a little cookout. 746 00:53:03,767 --> 00:53:06,770 -It's perfectly safe. -What's that noise? Is that a siren? 747 00:53:06,811 --> 00:53:10,398 Those are just some wailing banshees checking in. 748 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,900 Quiet, you banshees. 749 00:53:11,941 --> 00:53:14,778 We're trying to have a perfectly safe cookout over here. 750 00:53:14,819 --> 00:53:18,615 Mommy! I wanna say hi! Mommy! Mommy! 751 00:53:18,656 --> 00:53:21,576 -Papa drac just tried to teach me how to fly. -Wait a minute. Is that the mother? 752 00:53:21,618 --> 00:53:23,328 No. Static again. 753 00:53:24,245 --> 00:53:26,039 I am coming back to the hotel right now. 754 00:53:26,122 --> 00:53:30,794 And you better be there or I swear, dad, you're gonna be very sorry. 755 00:53:31,461 --> 00:53:34,631 -What's goin' on? -We need to get home right away. 756 00:53:36,966 --> 00:53:39,594 Okay. I'll go wake up my backpack. 757 00:53:39,678 --> 00:53:41,054 Guys, we gotta move. 758 00:53:41,137 --> 00:53:43,682 We got no car! How we gonna get out of here? 759 00:53:43,765 --> 00:53:45,517 Don't worry. I made a call. 760 00:53:54,651 --> 00:53:58,113 I'm sorry, blobby. We really meant to call you sooner. 761 00:54:04,494 --> 00:54:05,829 Hit it! 762 00:54:20,844 --> 00:54:23,138 -Transylvania. -You want to go where? 763 00:54:23,179 --> 00:54:24,806 Transylvania. As soon as possible. 764 00:54:24,848 --> 00:54:28,018 -We don't fly direct to transylvania. -You don't? 765 00:54:28,101 --> 00:54:32,439 You can go to Bucharest, but you'll have to switch planes in Chicago and then Zürich. 766 00:54:32,522 --> 00:54:33,773 So, when would we get there? 767 00:54:33,857 --> 00:54:37,152 Well, the Chicago flight's delayed due to bad weather. 768 00:54:42,824 --> 00:54:44,701 So, two seats in coach? 769 00:54:44,993 --> 00:54:46,036 No! 770 00:54:46,536 --> 00:54:48,204 -No! -Yes. 771 00:55:07,849 --> 00:55:10,810 You have to go now? When we finally have no traffic. 772 00:55:10,894 --> 00:55:12,896 You're killing me, blobby. 773 00:55:22,405 --> 00:55:25,617 I still have some cloud on me. Gotta do a selfie! 774 00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:28,745 -Johnny! Not now! -Okay. Maybe later. 775 00:55:34,459 --> 00:55:37,420 This scooter thing's out of juice. We're never gonna make it. 776 00:55:37,504 --> 00:55:39,130 Frank, blow. 777 00:55:48,431 --> 00:55:49,557 Now! 778 00:56:11,913 --> 00:56:15,625 How fun is this? Why are you laughing? You like that? 779 00:56:15,667 --> 00:56:16,668 Watch this. 780 00:56:28,596 --> 00:56:32,684 -Now this is flying, denisovich. -Like a vampire. 781 00:56:36,312 --> 00:56:39,190 That's my boy. Look at you go. 782 00:56:47,991 --> 00:56:51,494 You're the coolest guy who wears a cape, papa drac. 783 00:57:19,856 --> 00:57:22,776 So, hey, when are you going to get here already? 784 00:57:22,859 --> 00:57:24,736 We've been waiting... 785 00:57:26,696 --> 00:57:28,656 Give me my son. 786 00:57:28,698 --> 00:57:31,242 We just went out for some avocados. 787 00:57:31,326 --> 00:57:34,287 -Mommy! I flew! -I saw. 788 00:57:34,371 --> 00:57:38,792 Mother's already nutsy koo koo nutsy koo koo 789 00:57:38,875 --> 00:57:40,460 -koo koo -oh, dear. Oh, dear 790 00:57:40,543 --> 00:57:42,379 oh, my devil I have to follow protocol 791 00:57:42,462 --> 00:57:44,464 that ain't happening that ain't happening 792 00:57:44,547 --> 00:57:45,882 mother's already 793 00:57:45,924 --> 00:57:47,050 koo koo 794 00:57:47,926 --> 00:57:49,094 koo koo 795 00:57:56,685 --> 00:58:00,105 I was worried Dennis wasn't safe around other monsters. 796 00:58:00,188 --> 00:58:03,233 Now I don't even feel like he's safe around you. 797 00:58:03,566 --> 00:58:06,027 -But I was just... -What was it you said? 798 00:58:06,069 --> 00:58:09,364 Human, monster, unicorn. That it didn't matter? 799 00:58:09,406 --> 00:58:11,574 Well, I just know his life would... 800 00:58:11,616 --> 00:58:14,327 We'll have his birthday party here on Wednesday. 801 00:58:14,411 --> 00:58:15,745 Then we're moving. 802 00:58:16,121 --> 00:58:18,998 Please, mavey. Don't leave. 803 00:58:19,082 --> 00:58:21,626 Maybe you've let humans into your hotel, dad. 804 00:58:22,210 --> 00:58:24,754 But I don't think you've let them into your heart. 805 00:59:09,007 --> 00:59:11,926 I can do it. I can do it. 806 00:59:12,427 --> 00:59:14,971 I'm a bat. I'm a bat. 807 00:59:15,597 --> 00:59:17,599 I'm a bat. I'm a bat. I'm a bat! 808 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:21,478 -Dennis? What are you doing, sweetie? -Nothing. 809 00:59:21,561 --> 00:59:24,522 Careful. Let me help you down from there. 810 00:59:24,606 --> 00:59:26,941 Are you getting excited about your big party? 811 00:59:26,983 --> 00:59:28,610 I guess so. 812 00:59:28,651 --> 00:59:31,738 You know who's coming? Daddy's whole family. 813 00:59:31,821 --> 00:59:33,782 Grandpa Mike and grandma Linda. 814 00:59:33,823 --> 00:59:37,619 All your cousins and aunts and uncles who love you so much. 815 00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:41,790 And then they're gonna be with us when we move to California. 816 00:59:41,831 --> 00:59:46,503 Mommy, are we going away cebause I'm not a monster? 817 00:59:46,544 --> 00:59:50,131 What? No. Dennis, of course not. 818 00:59:50,173 --> 00:59:52,550 It's just grown-up stuff. 819 00:59:52,634 --> 00:59:55,387 Okay. But what about papa drac? 820 00:59:55,470 --> 00:59:57,889 He's gonna be here all alone. 821 00:59:57,972 --> 01:00:00,725 Papa drac has to stay here to run the hotel. 822 01:00:00,809 --> 01:00:03,645 But he'll visit us. And we'll visit him. 823 01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:07,065 -Can we call him every night? -Sure. 824 01:00:12,696 --> 01:00:14,114 Awesome! 825 01:00:14,197 --> 01:00:16,032 Hello. We're here. 826 01:00:18,034 --> 01:00:23,373 The night brings Johnny's family here 827 01:00:23,415 --> 01:00:28,294 to take away all that drac holds dear 828 01:00:28,378 --> 01:00:29,462 welcome, welcome. 829 01:00:29,546 --> 01:00:31,756 Hide your feelings 830 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:35,635 keep them all inside 831 01:00:42,308 --> 01:00:45,228 dude, why do you wanna leave? This place is out of control. 832 01:00:45,311 --> 01:00:46,730 I don't wanna leave. 833 01:00:46,771 --> 01:00:48,732 All these awesome freakazoids! 834 01:00:48,815 --> 01:00:52,235 -So, who's the coolest monster? -Kakie. 835 01:00:52,318 --> 01:00:54,738 -Kakie. -Kakie. What a wussbag. 836 01:00:55,655 --> 01:00:58,575 Isn't it nice to have the whole family together? 837 01:00:59,159 --> 01:01:03,413 Mavis, do you have any cousins or thingies in your family? 838 01:01:03,496 --> 01:01:05,540 No. It's just been me and dad. 839 01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:08,251 I never did ask how you lost your mom. 840 01:01:08,293 --> 01:01:10,587 She was killed by angry humans. 841 01:01:11,921 --> 01:01:14,257 Awkward 842 01:01:14,591 --> 01:01:18,261 -but there is my grandpa vlad. -You have a grandpa? 843 01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:21,681 Yeah. He'll be at the party. I invited him. 844 01:01:21,765 --> 01:01:23,099 You invited him? 845 01:01:23,183 --> 01:01:27,354 Dad, he's never seen Dennis. I wanted them to meet once before we go. 846 01:01:27,437 --> 01:01:31,941 Sure. Great. Peachy. Good old vlad. 847 01:01:31,983 --> 01:01:34,194 Anybody have a wet wipe? 848 01:01:51,461 --> 01:01:56,049 Holy rabies. He finally invites me to something. 849 01:01:56,132 --> 01:01:59,135 -He's got a grandkid? -And he never told you? 850 01:01:59,219 --> 01:02:03,598 Easy, bela. At least there's another vampire in the family. 851 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,476 It's at a hotel? Fancy schmancy. 852 01:02:06,559 --> 01:02:09,646 Hotels are for humans! 853 01:02:14,693 --> 01:02:17,612 Bela, shut your blood hole. Look what you started. 854 01:02:17,654 --> 01:02:19,072 Don't worry, gang. 855 01:02:19,155 --> 01:02:22,909 I raised my son to hate and kill and steal the souls of humans 856 01:02:22,992 --> 01:02:24,494 like a good boy. 857 01:02:24,911 --> 01:02:27,997 Yes, grandpa vlad will be so happy 858 01:02:28,039 --> 01:02:32,961 when he sees the big masquerade party Johnny and I have planned. 859 01:02:33,003 --> 01:02:34,170 What? 860 01:02:37,340 --> 01:02:40,593 -Play along. It's my dad. -You have a dad? That's funny. 861 01:02:40,677 --> 01:02:43,388 Listen to me. My dad cannot know you're a human. 862 01:02:43,471 --> 01:02:45,432 Or any of your family. 863 01:02:45,515 --> 01:02:47,851 What? But, drac, I'm proud that we're... 864 01:02:47,892 --> 01:02:51,021 Or he'll steal your family's souls and eat your backpack. 865 01:02:53,523 --> 01:02:54,858 That's right, gang. 866 01:02:54,899 --> 01:02:58,403 We're gonna make the birthday a monster masquerade party. 867 01:02:59,112 --> 01:03:00,864 -Really? -That's lovely. 868 01:03:00,905 --> 01:03:05,660 Sort of like a last hurrah before Dennis gets to be with normal people. 869 01:03:05,702 --> 01:03:08,163 I couldn't have said it better. 870 01:03:27,057 --> 01:03:31,144 What do you think, mavis? I think I'm starting to like being creepy. 871 01:03:36,149 --> 01:03:39,069 You're lucky we don't call the authorities. 872 01:03:39,110 --> 01:03:41,029 Let's go, my hero. 873 01:03:41,071 --> 01:03:42,781 Cebause I'm Batman! 874 01:03:43,656 --> 01:03:45,950 Yes! To the Batmobile! 875 01:03:51,414 --> 01:03:53,583 Got your butt kicked by a girl, Batman. 876 01:03:56,086 --> 01:03:58,922 Yeah. Whatever. I'm not about to cry. 877 01:04:02,258 --> 01:04:05,512 Hotel transylvania. 878 01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:09,224 I smell humans! 879 01:04:09,265 --> 01:04:11,768 Tear it down! 880 01:04:11,851 --> 01:04:16,564 Bela, we're in the outside world. You're gonna smell humans. 881 01:04:16,606 --> 01:04:20,276 You know what? Just wait outside for me. This is family stuff. 882 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:21,945 You'll only get in the way. 883 01:04:22,028 --> 01:04:23,947 I just wanna meet the little fanger. 884 01:04:24,030 --> 01:04:27,117 -He should know his great-vampa. -His what? 885 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:30,829 Vampire grandpa. Come on. That was obvious. 886 01:04:32,956 --> 01:04:34,749 Amazing party! 887 01:04:34,791 --> 01:04:37,460 So, what do you think? 888 01:04:37,544 --> 01:04:40,255 This is your vampire costume? What are you, nuts? 889 01:04:40,296 --> 01:04:41,506 I ordered it online. 890 01:04:41,589 --> 01:04:43,508 It was the only place that delivered overnight. 891 01:04:43,591 --> 01:04:45,969 You look like you got a baboon's butt on your head. 892 01:04:46,052 --> 01:04:50,056 Have you at least practiced your voice? You can't just talk like a hippie. 893 01:04:50,140 --> 01:04:53,810 -I'm not a hippie. I'm a slacker. -Talk like a vampire. 894 01:04:54,310 --> 01:04:59,482 My name is count jonafang. I am a vampire. 895 01:04:59,524 --> 01:05:03,486 Okay, vampires don't go around saying, "i am a vampire." 896 01:05:03,528 --> 01:05:08,033 Sorry. I am count jonafang. Bleh, bleh-bleh. 897 01:05:08,199 --> 01:05:10,827 -Are you kidding me? -I'm sorry. I'm nervous. 898 01:05:10,869 --> 01:05:13,163 Yeah, listen, if you think I don't like it, 899 01:05:13,246 --> 01:05:17,000 you definitely don't want to say, "bleh, bleh-bleh," in front of my father. 900 01:05:17,083 --> 01:05:20,337 -Sir, master kakie has arrived. -Hey. 901 01:05:20,378 --> 01:05:23,298 Drac, this is Brandon, a.K.A. Kakie. 902 01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:25,342 -We got him for Dennis. -Hey, man. 903 01:05:25,425 --> 01:05:27,177 Nauseated to meet you. 904 01:05:27,218 --> 01:05:30,055 When does this happen? I got a book fair in half an hour. 905 01:05:33,683 --> 01:05:36,353 All right. Where's my vampson? 906 01:05:38,688 --> 01:05:42,150 Please. Still has to make a dramatic entrance. 907 01:05:42,192 --> 01:05:47,030 -Dad! Look at you! -So you run a hotel now? 908 01:05:47,072 --> 01:05:50,784 From prince of darkness to king of room service. 909 01:05:50,867 --> 01:05:55,246 Yes. So good to see you. I'll be right with you. 910 01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:03,380 Keep vlad away from the humans and mavis. 911 01:06:04,255 --> 01:06:05,423 I'm on it. 912 01:06:06,091 --> 01:06:09,427 Now that is a neat costume. 913 01:06:10,387 --> 01:06:13,848 -These two smell funny. -You're European. 914 01:06:13,890 --> 01:06:16,226 It's called deodorant. 915 01:06:16,309 --> 01:06:19,521 Nothing like insulting an entire continent, Linda. 916 01:06:19,562 --> 01:06:21,564 Hey, count! How goes it? Frankenstein. 917 01:06:21,606 --> 01:06:23,733 Actually, I'm technically Frankenstein's monster. 918 01:06:23,775 --> 01:06:25,235 Frankenstein, he's the doctor who... 919 01:06:25,276 --> 01:06:28,238 Would love to hear more. Call my people. 920 01:06:28,571 --> 01:06:31,157 So, let me introduce you to some of your son's other buddies. 921 01:06:32,242 --> 01:06:35,495 -This is Murray. -Please don't kill me! 922 01:06:35,578 --> 01:06:38,415 I mean, yo, v! What's up? 923 01:06:38,456 --> 01:06:41,584 Talking toilet paper. Well, that's a new one. 924 01:06:42,585 --> 01:06:45,088 All right! Where's the kid? That's who I wanna meet. 925 01:06:45,130 --> 01:06:46,506 Johnny! 926 01:06:49,175 --> 01:06:52,095 This is Dracula's son-in-law. 927 01:06:52,137 --> 01:06:55,932 I am count jonafang. 928 01:06:56,016 --> 01:06:58,393 Bleh, bleh, black sheep. 929 01:06:58,435 --> 01:07:01,438 Have you any wool? 930 01:07:01,479 --> 01:07:03,273 What's that thing on your head? 931 01:07:03,314 --> 01:07:05,859 Looks like my grandmother's boobies. 932 01:07:08,153 --> 01:07:10,447 Daddy, who's the man with the funny face? 933 01:07:10,488 --> 01:07:13,116 -Is this the kid? -It sure is. 934 01:07:13,158 --> 01:07:14,784 Let me see those fangs. 935 01:07:14,826 --> 01:07:15,952 What are you doin'? 936 01:07:15,994 --> 01:07:17,454 I just love him so much. 937 01:07:17,579 --> 01:07:21,124 I want to hug him right in the fangs that he has. 938 01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:26,838 I repeat, lemme see those fangs. 939 01:07:36,139 --> 01:07:39,184 He's a late fanger, just like you. 940 01:07:39,309 --> 01:07:41,936 Yes. Yes. Just like me. 941 01:07:43,521 --> 01:07:46,566 The big shot here was a little crybaby, all right. 942 01:07:46,649 --> 01:07:49,152 -Yes, yes, I was. -Used to pee in his bed. 943 01:07:49,235 --> 01:07:50,487 Okay, dad. 944 01:07:50,528 --> 01:07:53,490 We just need to scare the fangs out of the kid. 945 01:07:53,531 --> 01:07:54,991 Hare ha hangs? 946 01:07:55,075 --> 01:07:57,744 Yeah, it's what I did for Mr. tough guy here. 947 01:07:57,827 --> 01:08:02,791 First, you've got to possess something the late fanger finds sweet and innocent. 948 01:08:02,832 --> 01:08:05,168 Then you show them what's what and... 949 01:08:06,378 --> 01:08:10,465 Trust me. It'll scare the fangs right out. Right, drac? 950 01:08:10,507 --> 01:08:14,552 Seriously, guys, if I'm late for the book fair, I'll miss the street fair. 951 01:08:15,178 --> 01:08:16,763 That's your guy. 952 01:08:17,347 --> 01:08:20,266 Possessed? But Dennis will be so upset. 953 01:08:20,350 --> 01:08:22,352 Don't you get it? This is our ticket. 954 01:08:22,435 --> 01:08:25,522 If it works for denisovich, boom! He's a vampire. 955 01:08:25,563 --> 01:08:29,234 -And you all get to stay here. -All right. All right. 956 01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:31,778 -Capisce. -Good call. 957 01:08:32,028 --> 01:08:34,864 Kids, everyone, have a seat. 958 01:08:34,906 --> 01:08:37,534 Dennis has a big surprise for you. 959 01:08:37,617 --> 01:08:41,871 The one and only kakie, the cake monster! 960 01:08:42,038 --> 01:08:45,542 Hey, kids! It's me, kakie! 961 01:08:46,042 --> 01:08:49,254 What a wonderful kakie day it is! 962 01:08:49,421 --> 01:08:53,591 Now, I have a question. Who here loves cake? 963 01:08:58,972 --> 01:09:00,056 Rise! 964 01:09:07,897 --> 01:09:11,067 Why am I floating? Can I have the stage manager, please? 965 01:09:11,109 --> 01:09:12,902 This isn't working for me. 966 01:09:19,117 --> 01:09:22,579 Scary, denisovich? You feeling anything? Any change? 967 01:09:22,662 --> 01:09:24,247 Is kakie okay? 968 01:09:26,082 --> 01:09:30,420 I want all the cake. Sharing is for cowards. 969 01:09:33,006 --> 01:09:36,343 I don't remember any of this from the TV show. 970 01:09:36,426 --> 01:09:39,471 I think I saw it on a blu-ray disc, bonus stuff. 971 01:09:39,554 --> 01:09:41,723 Wait, why is grandpa vlad up there? 972 01:09:48,021 --> 01:09:51,024 I'm scared, papa. What's happening to kakie? 973 01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:58,823 You don't eat cake. Cake eat you! 974 01:09:58,990 --> 01:10:01,785 -No! -Stop it! 975 01:10:04,829 --> 01:10:07,624 What just happened, man? I'm outta here. 976 01:10:07,791 --> 01:10:10,877 None of these parents better review this on yelp. 977 01:10:11,294 --> 01:10:12,545 Hey, what did you just do? 978 01:10:12,629 --> 01:10:15,465 A few more seconds and the kid's fangs would have popped right out. 979 01:10:15,548 --> 01:10:19,052 -I don't care. It's not worth it. -What's not worth it? 980 01:10:19,135 --> 01:10:22,597 It was my last attempt to make the boy a vampire, so you'd stay. 981 01:10:22,639 --> 01:10:25,809 By ruining his favorite thing? How could you do that? 982 01:10:25,892 --> 01:10:26,976 We were desperate. 983 01:10:27,060 --> 01:10:30,397 -You were in on this? -Dennis won't be happy in my town. 984 01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:32,232 Dennis hasn't been there. 985 01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:34,275 Now husband and wife 986 01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:36,653 feel the strain and the strife 987 01:10:36,736 --> 01:10:38,321 shut up! 988 01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:40,990 Johnny, Dennis is not a monster. 989 01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:45,745 -He likes avocado. -'Cause you don't let him eat anything fun. 990 01:10:45,829 --> 01:10:47,914 I think Dennis just wants to be normal. 991 01:10:47,997 --> 01:10:50,458 Can we stop using the word "normal"? 992 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:52,669 Where we live now, he's normal. 993 01:10:52,752 --> 01:10:56,923 He is who he is. And you can't change him, dad. 994 01:10:59,509 --> 01:11:02,679 -Dennis, where are you going? -Away. 995 01:11:04,014 --> 01:11:06,474 But it's not safe out here by yourself. 996 01:11:06,516 --> 01:11:09,936 I know a place where we can hide. Follow me. 997 01:11:16,026 --> 01:11:17,235 If you didn't stop me, 998 01:11:17,318 --> 01:11:20,655 my great-grandson wouldn't have to be a wimp his whole life 999 01:11:20,697 --> 01:11:22,282 like schlumpy over here. 1000 01:11:22,365 --> 01:11:24,367 -A wimp? -Johnny, be cool. 1001 01:11:24,409 --> 01:11:26,369 You wanna throw down, old man? 1002 01:11:26,453 --> 01:11:30,248 -Certified yellow belt since 1997. -No! 1003 01:11:30,331 --> 01:11:34,878 -What's this now? You're not a vampire? -Bleh? 1004 01:11:34,919 --> 01:11:39,591 Of course he's human. He's our son. You think we're monsters? 1005 01:11:42,552 --> 01:11:47,557 You! You let your daughter marry a human and have a human kid? 1006 01:11:47,599 --> 01:11:50,769 Why don't you just put a stake through my heart. 1007 01:11:50,852 --> 01:11:54,314 We don't hate humans anymore, and they don't hate us. 1008 01:11:57,984 --> 01:12:00,153 Humans? 1009 01:12:01,404 --> 01:12:02,489 You're a fool. 1010 01:12:02,572 --> 01:12:08,078 Your great-grandson is the sweetest, kindest, most special boy I've ever met. 1011 01:12:08,161 --> 01:12:12,082 And if you can't give him the love he deserves because he's half-human, 1012 01:12:12,165 --> 01:12:13,792 then you're the fool. 1013 01:12:15,126 --> 01:12:16,252 Daddy. 1014 01:12:18,338 --> 01:12:22,092 -Hey, where is Dennis? Dennis! -Dennis? 1015 01:12:25,261 --> 01:12:28,348 Happy birthday, Dennis. I made you a treat. 1016 01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:30,225 -Dead pigeon? -Enjoy it. 1017 01:12:30,266 --> 01:12:33,228 'Cause once I graduate business school and start running a company, 1018 01:12:33,269 --> 01:12:36,272 you're not gonna get home-cooked meals like this anymore. 1019 01:12:36,314 --> 01:12:39,901 I have to move away, winnie. To California. 1020 01:12:39,943 --> 01:12:45,198 My mommy thinks I'm not happy here cebause I don't have hair on my face like you. 1021 01:12:45,281 --> 01:12:47,450 I'm sorry I'm not a monster. 1022 01:12:47,492 --> 01:12:51,037 No, you are perfect. You're the nicest boy I know. 1023 01:12:51,121 --> 01:12:55,208 -And I have 300 brothers. -You're nice, too, winnie. 1024 01:12:59,337 --> 01:13:04,718 Well, well, well. The little human and his pet. 1025 01:13:04,884 --> 01:13:06,761 -Dennis! -Denisovich! 1026 01:13:06,803 --> 01:13:09,180 -He's not in the room. -He's not by the pool. 1027 01:13:09,681 --> 01:13:13,059 -He's not in this pot of soup. -Where could he be? 1028 01:13:13,226 --> 01:13:15,812 I don't know why I ever invited you. 1029 01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:17,897 -Dennis! -Dennis! 1030 01:13:17,981 --> 01:13:20,233 -Denisovich! -Dennis! 1031 01:13:32,579 --> 01:13:34,289 Stop squirming. 1032 01:13:34,330 --> 01:13:38,335 -Why are you doing this? -Because this is wrong. 1033 01:13:38,376 --> 01:13:40,587 Why doesn't anybody get that? 1034 01:13:40,670 --> 01:13:43,840 Humans don't belong with monsters. 1035 01:13:43,923 --> 01:13:46,760 -You're wrong! -I am not! 1036 01:13:46,843 --> 01:13:49,346 I am holding you hostage. 1037 01:13:49,429 --> 01:13:54,851 And me and my crew are gonna tear that human-hugging hotel to shreds. 1038 01:13:54,934 --> 01:13:58,229 -You can't. -Really? Why not? 1039 01:13:58,313 --> 01:14:00,899 -Cebause... -Cebause, why? 1040 01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:04,194 Cebause it will make papa drac sad. 1041 01:14:05,195 --> 01:14:10,700 -Sad. And what are you gonna do about it? -I don't know. 1042 01:14:10,784 --> 01:14:12,577 You know why you don't know? 1043 01:14:12,660 --> 01:14:16,956 Cebause you're just a weak little boy. 1044 01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:48,571 What was that? 1045 01:14:48,905 --> 01:14:50,740 Dennis, we're coming. 1046 01:14:52,242 --> 01:14:55,578 -Are you okay, winnie? -Yes, my zing. 1047 01:15:31,531 --> 01:15:34,325 -Dennis! There he is, right there. -Dennis! Baby! 1048 01:15:34,492 --> 01:15:37,203 -My big boy! -Dennis, we were lookin' for ya. 1049 01:15:37,287 --> 01:15:39,539 -Sweetheart. -I'm so happy to see you. 1050 01:15:43,209 --> 01:15:44,961 There's his mean friends. 1051 01:15:51,509 --> 01:15:53,678 This'll be fun. 1052 01:16:54,531 --> 01:16:55,782 I didn't do that. 1053 01:17:07,585 --> 01:17:10,296 -You rock, Dennis. -He means denisovich. 1054 01:17:10,380 --> 01:17:11,715 Kakie rules! 1055 01:17:22,225 --> 01:17:23,935 Dennis, I'm coming. 1056 01:17:28,940 --> 01:17:31,317 I knew all that practice would pay off. 1057 01:17:55,008 --> 01:17:57,677 That's right, you better fly away. 1058 01:17:58,970 --> 01:18:02,724 Papa drac, I'm a vampire and a superhero. 1059 01:18:02,766 --> 01:18:04,351 Am I cool now? 1060 01:18:04,434 --> 01:18:07,937 "Now"? Dennis, you were always cool. 1061 01:18:07,979 --> 01:18:12,609 Human, vampire, unicorn, you're perfect no matter what. 1062 01:18:12,650 --> 01:18:16,613 But since I'm a vampire, can we stay here? 1063 01:18:17,197 --> 01:18:18,323 Yes. 1064 01:18:18,406 --> 01:18:20,950 -All right! Yeah! -All right! 1065 01:18:22,702 --> 01:18:27,123 But you have to know, we're going to visit you here every holiday. 1066 01:18:27,207 --> 01:18:29,250 -That's fine. -That's fine. 1067 01:18:44,808 --> 01:18:49,145 Don't ever come near me or my family again. 1068 01:18:52,524 --> 01:18:53,733 No! 1069 01:19:02,659 --> 01:19:06,329 Daddy, you just saved a human. 1070 01:19:07,497 --> 01:19:11,334 All this pressure about when the boy's fangs were coming out. 1071 01:19:11,418 --> 01:19:15,630 Who cares? Mine came out years ago! Look. 1072 01:19:16,756 --> 01:19:19,759 Okay, dad, put 'em back in before we all barf. 1073 01:19:19,843 --> 01:19:23,722 Hey! Isn't it still somebody's birthday? 1074 01:20:19,736 --> 01:20:21,571 Let me hear you sing!