1 00:00:03,063 --> 00:00:08,203 Subtitle created by - Aorion - "Minions 2015" ^ (Run time : 01:30:53) 2 00:01:38,188 --> 00:01:42,507 minions 3 00:01:46,843 --> 00:01:48,549 Minions. 4 00:01:48,574 --> 00:01:53,118 Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. 5 00:01:53,143 --> 00:01:54,847 They go by many names. 6 00:01:54,872 --> 00:01:58,660 Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike. 7 00:01:59,897 --> 00:02:02,019 Oh, that one is Norbert. 8 00:02:02,401 --> 00:02:04,229 He's an idiot. 9 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:08,184 They're all different. But they all share the same goal. 10 00:02:08,209 --> 00:02:11,512 To serve the most despicable master they could find. 11 00:02:11,537 --> 00:02:13,397 BOSS! 12 00:02:14,372 --> 00:02:16,223 - Boss. - Boss. 13 00:02:17,918 --> 00:02:22,985 Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence. 14 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:26,450 But that's not to say that they didn’t have other passions. 15 00:02:26,475 --> 00:02:29,926 - Oh. Hey, look. It's a banana. - Move over. 16 00:02:29,951 --> 00:02:33,543 Hey, I know. It's a banana. Ha-hah-ha. 17 00:02:33,568 --> 00:02:35,538 Yum yum. Huh? 18 00:02:35,563 --> 00:02:38,167 Finding a Boss was easy. 19 00:02:38,487 --> 00:02:43,131 But keeping a Boss... therein lies the rub. 20 00:02:43,869 --> 00:02:45,021 Ow. 21 00:02:45,046 --> 00:02:47,474 Ow. Owww. 22 00:02:48,359 --> 00:02:50,143 Whoa. 23 00:02:53,397 --> 00:02:55,369 Whoa! 24 00:02:55,613 --> 00:02:57,454 Oh. 25 00:02:58,651 --> 00:02:59,671 - Oop. - Aw. 26 00:02:59,696 --> 00:03:00,917 - Oh. - Oh. 27 00:03:08,485 --> 00:03:10,667 I am... oaf. Aw. 28 00:03:23,009 --> 00:03:26,096 Nope, it wasn't easy for these guys. 29 00:03:26,121 --> 00:03:28,501 But they never gave up. 30 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:33,648 With the emergence of the stone age came the rise of a new species. 31 00:03:33,673 --> 00:03:36,330 Man was very different from the dinosaur. 32 00:03:36,355 --> 00:03:41,841 He was shorter, hairier and way, way smarter. 33 00:03:46,286 --> 00:03:52,534 The minions took an instant liking to Man and helped him the best they could. 34 00:03:54,519 --> 00:03:58,138 Oh, no no... Here. A present. 35 00:03:59,511 --> 00:04:00,796 - This? - Yes yes yes. 36 00:04:00,821 --> 00:04:03,309 For hitting. Ut-ut. 37 00:04:07,589 --> 00:04:08,943 Aw! 38 00:04:09,170 --> 00:04:15,932 Poor man. So trusting, so fragile, so-so delicious. 39 00:04:15,957 --> 00:04:19,084 Their quest for a boss put the minions front and center 40 00:04:19,109 --> 00:04:23,713 for some of the civilization most historic moments. 41 00:04:27,698 --> 00:04:30,897 Ancient Egypt held great promise. 42 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,185 43 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:33,839 Okay! 44 00:04:33,868 --> 00:04:35,946 45 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,806 But it didn't last long. 46 00:04:39,831 --> 00:04:41,634 Hmm. Oh. 47 00:04:41,659 --> 00:04:43,136 Here. Yup. 48 00:04:43,161 --> 00:04:44,423 Ow! 49 00:04:44,448 --> 00:04:48,893 The dark ages were actually fun times. 50 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:55,194 Their new master had a tendency to party all night and sleep all day. 51 00:04:55,613 --> 00:04:57,925 Ahem. Yoo-hoo. 52 00:05:01,018 --> 00:05:04,086 - What is it? - Surprise! 53 00:05:04,111 --> 00:05:06,068 [Happy Birthday] 357 54 00:05:10,604 --> 00:05:11,366 Oh. 55 00:05:11,391 --> 00:05:14,482 But eventually the party was over. 56 00:05:15,805 --> 00:05:16,875 Achoo. 57 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,875 They bounced from one evil master to another. 58 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:23,522 But they never seemed to find their perfect fit. 59 00:05:25,930 --> 00:05:30,851 One particular employer took their failure very very badly. 60 00:05:38,557 --> 00:05:40,218 Huh? 61 00:05:41,163 --> 00:05:45,611 The Minions had no other choice but to keep moving. 62 00:05:48,275 --> 00:05:50,014 Oh. Look at this. 63 00:05:50,039 --> 00:05:53,267 And then, when all hopes seem lost. 64 00:05:53,303 --> 00:05:55,963 They found sanctuary. 65 00:05:56,471 --> 00:05:59,599 The Minions were safe. 66 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:30,532 Years passed as the Minions forged their own civilization. 67 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,446 They truly made a life for themselves. 68 00:06:33,471 --> 00:06:36,519 But something just wasn't right. 69 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:46,149 They felt empty inside. Without a master, they had no purpose. 70 00:06:46,174 --> 00:06:48,039 They became aimless 71 00:06:48,064 --> 00:06:50,191 and depressed. 72 00:06:54,451 --> 00:07:00,006 If this continue any longer, the Minions would perish. 73 00:07:01,037 --> 00:07:06,361 But all was not lost, for one Minion had a plan. 74 00:07:06,386 --> 00:07:09,807 His name was Kevin. 75 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:14,916 He was excited to share his idea with the tribe. 76 00:07:14,941 --> 00:07:19,781 He'd been preparing for days, weeks, months. 77 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:22,484 But now he was ready. 78 00:07:33,812 --> 00:07:35,833 Buddies. 79 00:07:44,974 --> 00:07:48,368 Kevin would leave the cave, go back to the outside world 80 00:07:48,393 --> 00:07:50,959 and he would not return until he had found his tribe 81 00:07:50,984 --> 00:07:54,184 the biggest baddest villain deserved. 82 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:56,138 But he needed help. 83 00:07:56,163 --> 00:07:58,665 Me! Me! I will come. 84 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:00,187 Bob was eager to go. - Kevin? 85 00:08:00,212 --> 00:08:04,415 But Kevin felt he was just not strong enough for the dangerous journey ahead. 86 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,596 Uh no. One other Minion? 87 00:08:07,662 --> 00:08:09,026 Me. Choose me. 88 00:08:09,069 --> 00:08:11,120 Me! Choose me! Aw. 89 00:08:11,145 --> 00:08:12,230 Me! 90 00:08:12,255 --> 00:08:14,196 I will come. 91 00:08:14,221 --> 00:08:15,876 Luckily someone stepped up. 92 00:08:15,901 --> 00:08:18,362 - Huh? - Stuart! Come here. 93 00:08:18,387 --> 00:08:20,591 Huh. Me? Me? Oh, thank you. 94 00:08:20,616 --> 00:08:23,523 Truth be told. Stuart had no idea what he was chosen for. 95 00:08:23,548 --> 00:08:26,035 Huh! Wh-Why? 96 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:30,050 But was thrilled that made people cheered for him. 97 00:08:31,615 --> 00:08:33,072 Thank you! 98 00:08:33,169 --> 00:08:34,865 Uh. Stuart, Stuart. 99 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,181 One more? 100 00:08:36,206 --> 00:08:39,724 ME! I am strong. 101 00:08:39,796 --> 00:08:41,408 See here. 102 00:08:42,491 --> 00:08:44,098 See! 103 00:08:44,580 --> 00:08:45,812 - Oh. - Oh. 104 00:08:45,837 --> 00:08:49,322 Uh. okay. One more. 105 00:08:49,347 --> 00:08:51,132 Kevin. Choose me. 106 00:08:51,165 --> 00:08:54,049 Please. Choose me, Kevin. 107 00:08:54,074 --> 00:08:55,203 Come here. 108 00:08:55,228 --> 00:08:56,461 Huh. Yeah! Ha ha. 109 00:08:56,486 --> 00:08:58,856 Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm 110 00:08:58,881 --> 00:09:03,442 but mostly lack of other volunteers changed Kevin's mind. 111 00:09:04,463 --> 00:09:06,181 - Kumbaya! - Kumbaya! 112 00:09:06,206 --> 00:09:07,853 Kumbaya. 113 00:09:07,878 --> 00:09:09,403 Big boss! Big boss! 114 00:09:09,428 --> 00:09:11,271 The tribe said their farewells. 115 00:09:11,296 --> 00:09:15,035 Kevin had given them something they haven't had in a long time. 116 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:16,944 - Hope. - Kevin! 117 00:09:16,969 --> 00:09:18,487 - Bob! - (Big boss! Big boss!) 118 00:09:18,535 --> 00:09:20,925 Hey, Tony. Good luck to you. 119 00:09:20,950 --> 00:09:22,567 Tom. Take care. 120 00:09:22,592 --> 00:09:25,479 And Chris. See you later. 121 00:09:25,504 --> 00:09:28,979 - Hey Bob, you coming? - Yes, yes. 122 00:09:29,004 --> 00:09:32,301 Big boss! Big boss! 123 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,816 Bye bye. 124 00:09:39,891 --> 00:09:42,132 Kevin felt pride. 125 00:09:42,157 --> 00:09:45,639 He was going to be the one to save his tribe. 126 00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:48,696 Stuart felt, hungry mostly. 127 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:51,946 He was going to be the one to eat this banana. 128 00:09:53,047 --> 00:09:55,601 - And Bob - Oh. 129 00:09:56,381 --> 00:09:59,903 Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. 130 00:10:01,545 --> 00:10:03,546 Hey, it's okay. 131 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,806 Okay. Okay. Look for the big boss. 132 00:10:13,831 --> 00:10:16,289 Ah. There you go, Bob. Come on. 133 00:10:16,314 --> 00:10:17,864 And they were off. 134 00:10:17,889 --> 00:10:22,008 Off, to find their new boss. 135 00:10:23,728 --> 00:10:25,251 Come on, Bob. 136 00:10:41,446 --> 00:10:43,786 Huh? Kevin? 137 00:11:03,224 --> 00:11:04,436 Oh. 138 00:11:04,688 --> 00:11:07,434 - Hungry? - Food? 139 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,530 There is no food. 140 00:11:09,555 --> 00:11:11,650 Huh. Banana. 141 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,739 Uh. Stuart, What it it? 142 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,629 Banana. 143 00:11:16,663 --> 00:11:18,863 - Banana! - Aww. 144 00:11:20,134 --> 00:11:21,904 - Stuart. - Food. 145 00:11:21,929 --> 00:11:23,524 Stop! 146 00:11:25,072 --> 00:11:27,416 Bob! Stop! 147 00:11:36,518 --> 00:11:39,170 Huh. Oh. Land! 148 00:11:39,195 --> 00:11:40,447 Bob. 149 00:11:42,296 --> 00:11:44,763 New York 1968 150 00:12:20,254 --> 00:12:22,782 - Oh, look at that one. - Whoa! 151 00:12:22,817 --> 00:12:24,951 Whoa. Look at that one. 152 00:12:24,998 --> 00:12:27,086 - Peace! - Make love, not war! 153 00:12:27,111 --> 00:12:28,668 Peace to the world. 154 00:12:28,693 --> 00:12:31,016 Boo ya. Boo ya. 155 00:12:32,216 --> 00:12:35,151 Boo Ya! Boo ya, boo ya. 156 00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:37,662 [Music Pad] 157 00:12:40,653 --> 00:12:42,233 Banana. 158 00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:45,715 Whoa. 159 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:47,841 OUT NOW Songs of Aloha 160 00:12:48,489 --> 00:12:50,606 Biggest Hit of 1968 161 00:12:54,413 --> 00:12:56,382 Ba-Banana. Hey. 162 00:12:59,129 --> 00:13:01,899 Stuart. Hey, oh. Bee-do. 163 00:13:03,084 --> 00:13:04,128 Where is Bob? 164 00:13:04,153 --> 00:13:07,241 - Kevin... - Huh. Bob! 165 00:13:10,494 --> 00:13:12,483 Oh. Banana. 166 00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:17,029 Bob! 167 00:13:17,054 --> 00:13:20,555 ( fancy's ) 168 00:13:20,770 --> 00:13:22,721 Huh. Ah, Bob. 169 00:13:24,743 --> 00:13:26,581 Wow. 170 00:13:33,415 --> 00:13:34,886 Whoa. 171 00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:39,032 Huh, Bob. There's Bob. Come on. 172 00:13:39,057 --> 00:13:41,032 Excuse me. Coming through. 173 00:13:42,349 --> 00:13:44,071 Ah... Okay. You go right. 174 00:13:44,096 --> 00:13:45,206 - And I go this way. - Huh? 175 00:13:45,231 --> 00:13:46,882 Bob! 176 00:13:46,907 --> 00:13:48,967 The store is now closing. 177 00:13:48,993 --> 00:13:51,761 - Hey, what are you doing? - Excuse me. Excuse me. 178 00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:54,539 - Bob, where you? - Give me that. 179 00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:56,074 Oh, Kevin. 180 00:13:56,099 --> 00:13:58,799 I am over here, Ke... Oh. 181 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:04,872 Huh. 182 00:14:04,905 --> 00:14:07,171 Hey, ha ha. My buddies? 183 00:14:07,356 --> 00:14:09,216 You are here. You are here, my buddies. 184 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,950 Hey. It's me, Bob. 185 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,405 Hey. My buddies. 186 00:14:15,696 --> 00:14:17,167 Huh? 187 00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:19,295 Oh. 188 00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:22,443 Bob! Bob! 189 00:14:22,468 --> 00:14:25,505 Oh. There you are. 190 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,838 - What happened? - Nothing. 191 00:14:27,863 --> 00:14:29,495 Oh. There, here's Tim. 192 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:33,442 Oh, ha ha. My Tim. Thank you. 193 00:14:33,889 --> 00:14:35,196 Hm? 194 00:14:35,806 --> 00:14:37,991 Oh no. They are closed. 195 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,271 Hey. Look at this. Boing, boing, 196 00:14:42,296 --> 00:14:43,493 Come on in. 197 00:14:50,843 --> 00:14:54,165 - Let's have it, Stuart. - Yes, yes. Just a second. 198 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:55,937 Ah. How's this shows? 199 00:14:55,962 --> 00:15:00,364 - Uh, nah. Try another channel. - Okay, okay, changing. 200 00:15:01,705 --> 00:15:03,544 Oh, THE DATING GAME. 201 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,411 Okay, Let's watch this. 202 00:15:05,586 --> 00:15:09,215 And welcome back to the Dating Game. 203 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,538 Well Jennifer. Have you decided 204 00:15:11,563 --> 00:15:15,282 which of these 3 gentlemen, you'll go on a date with? 205 00:15:15,307 --> 00:15:19,119 - Is it Bob? - Yeah! Go Bob. 206 00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:21,419 - Kevin. - It's me, Kevin. 207 00:15:21,444 --> 00:15:26,027 - Or will it be Stuart? - Oh. Yo, Stuart. 208 00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:30,550 Gosh. This is so hard. They all sounded so cute. 209 00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:33,251 I think I'm going to go with... 210 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,445 Nobody panic, alright. 211 00:15:38,786 --> 00:15:40,981 Now, now. Calm down, Stuart. 212 00:15:43,716 --> 00:15:47,124 V... N... C... 213 00:15:47,149 --> 00:15:50,567 You're watching the top secret Villain Network Channel. 214 00:15:50,592 --> 00:15:54,056 If you tell anyone, we'll find you. 215 00:15:54,081 --> 00:15:55,297 Huh. Don't move. 216 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,909 Sponsored by Villain-Con. 217 00:15:56,934 --> 00:16:01,781 For 89 years straight. The biggest gathering of criminals anywhere. 218 00:16:01,806 --> 00:16:03,674 That-That's where we would find the big boss. 219 00:16:03,699 --> 00:16:06,688 Attend guest lectures from esteem villains. 220 00:16:06,713 --> 00:16:10,348 Make contacts in the underworld community. 221 00:16:10,373 --> 00:16:13,441 And, for the first time anywhere, 222 00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:16,505 Scarlet Overkill ! 223 00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:20,472 Evil. So evil. 224 00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:26,522 - Criminal genius. - Hey. Girl's got to make a living. 225 00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:28,444 - Move aside, men. - Make way. 226 00:16:28,474 --> 00:16:30,891 - There's a new bad man in town. - Excuse me. 227 00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:34,430 And that man is a woman. 228 00:16:34,455 --> 00:16:39,096 - Crime isn't ready. - It's red hot. 229 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,136 Get to Villain-Con this weekend. 230 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:47,161 Only at 545 Orange Grove Avenue, in Orlando, Florida. 231 00:16:47,186 --> 00:16:51,957 So much fun, it's a crime. Heh-heh-heh. 232 00:16:51,982 --> 00:16:54,071 Oh. Villain-Con, Orlando. 233 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,515 - Woo hoo. - Ha-ha-ha. 234 00:17:02,678 --> 00:17:05,453 Hello. Orlando? 235 00:17:05,478 --> 00:17:06,787 Ah, buttocks. 236 00:17:06,812 --> 00:17:09,639 Hey, greetings. Orlando? 237 00:17:10,378 --> 00:17:14,664 Ooh. Hello, Papagena. You beautiful papaya. 238 00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:17,745 - Do you know, Orlando? - Oh. I think. 239 00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:19,661 - That way. - Uh huh. 240 00:17:19,826 --> 00:17:22,444 - Ah, okay. Thank you, baby. - Bye bye. 241 00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:24,152 - This way. - Ah. 242 00:17:24,184 --> 00:17:25,782 To Orlando! 243 00:17:25,807 --> 00:17:28,308 Ah! Papagena! 244 00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:45,754 [NEW YORK] 245 00:17:45,988 --> 00:17:48,463 Hey, Stuart. Do you best. 246 00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:52,172 Oh yeah, far out. 247 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,467 Welcome to Wayne, brother. 248 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,569 No. No no no. Kevin. 249 00:18:00,594 --> 00:18:03,161 I'll do it. I'll do it. You watch. 250 00:18:13,429 --> 00:18:14,640 Ha-ha-ha... 251 00:18:14,665 --> 00:18:17,301 "No no, no no. I'll do it. I'll do it. You watch." 252 00:18:17,326 --> 00:18:18,928 Yah, right. 253 00:18:19,104 --> 00:18:22,399 Just you wait. I'll show you. 254 00:18:22,424 --> 00:18:24,110 Hey. Stop! Stop! 255 00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:25,389 Stop! 256 00:18:25,428 --> 00:18:29,195 Over here. Stop! Stop! 257 00:18:29,257 --> 00:18:31,187 Stop. Stop. 258 00:18:31,212 --> 00:18:34,271 Stop. Ahhh. 259 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,430 There. You do it. 260 00:18:56,214 --> 00:18:58,125 Stuart, that's him. 261 00:19:00,956 --> 00:19:02,945 0RLANDO 262 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:32,262 Oh, Walter look. These adorable little freaks are heading to Orlando too. 263 00:19:32,287 --> 00:19:34,800 Yeah, I see that. Hey, Walter Junior. 264 00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:36,725 - What's happening? - Tina. - Hi. 265 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:39,849 Pinkie. What do you say we give these fellows a ride? 266 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,910 - Yeah! New friends. - Yeah! New friends. 267 00:19:41,935 --> 00:19:44,398 All aboard the Nelson Express. 268 00:19:44,423 --> 00:19:47,227 You, one eye, You're sitting next to me. 269 00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:48,617 Okay. I'm going. 270 00:19:48,642 --> 00:19:50,874 Stuart. Just get on. 271 00:19:55,686 --> 00:19:59,982 Glad we came along before some weirdos picked you up. 272 00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:03,293 Who wants apple slices? 273 00:20:03,318 --> 00:20:05,390 Ahh. Apple. 274 00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:06,676 Oh, you too. 275 00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:10,853 Growing of a... boy like... creatures need their strength. 276 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,871 Okay. You want it? 277 00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:15,539 Yeah! 278 00:20:16,605 --> 00:20:18,252 Thanks, man. 279 00:20:18,486 --> 00:20:21,041 Alrighty. Who needs to stretch their legs? 280 00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:22,674 - Yeah! - Yes. Me me me! 281 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,017 You guys wait right here. We'll be right back. 282 00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:28,151 Okay, Nelsons. Let's do this. 283 00:20:31,287 --> 00:20:33,502 Uh. Protection? 284 00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:38,711 Go go go! 285 00:20:41,712 --> 00:20:44,299 Okey dokey, on the road again. 286 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:56,025 Dad, we got company. It's because I tripped the alarm. 287 00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:57,473 - I stink. - Hey. 288 00:20:57,498 --> 00:21:01,444 We all make mistakes, sugar plum. You're still learning. 289 00:21:02,459 --> 00:21:03,745 Whoa! What! 290 00:21:03,770 --> 00:21:05,809 - Your father's right, Tina. - Reload. 291 00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:08,339 - He wasn't this good at being evil overnight. - Reload. 292 00:21:08,364 --> 00:21:10,406 Your time is coming. 293 00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:14,150 Ah! It's jammed. 294 00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:19,901 Huh? 295 00:21:25,507 --> 00:21:26,534 - Give me. - No. 296 00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:28,571 - Give me. Give me! - No no. No. 297 00:21:48,913 --> 00:21:51,762 - Okay, who did that? - It's Stuart. 298 00:21:51,787 --> 00:21:54,481 - Huh? Me... me... - That was great. 299 00:21:54,506 --> 00:21:56,183 Ha ha ha. Thank you. 300 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,777 Give me. Give me. Give me. 301 00:21:57,802 --> 00:22:01,198 Say, fellows. Can we get personal for just a second? 302 00:22:01,223 --> 00:22:05,210 Why are you going to Orlando? 303 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:10,126 Come on, you can tell us, You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you? 304 00:22:10,151 --> 00:22:11,414 Yes, Villain-Con. 305 00:22:11,439 --> 00:22:13,046 Villain-Con. 306 00:22:13,071 --> 00:22:15,597 Wow, so many bad guys in the car. 307 00:22:15,622 --> 00:22:17,667 - What fun. - I knew it. 308 00:22:17,692 --> 00:22:19,723 I knew you were villains. Didn't I, honey? 309 00:22:19,748 --> 00:22:22,496 What a small world. Hope we're not in rival gangs. 310 00:22:22,521 --> 00:22:24,393 Heh heh heh. 311 00:22:24,615 --> 00:22:26,081 Pinkie, joke. 312 00:22:26,106 --> 00:22:27,891 Babies, huh? 313 00:22:57,344 --> 00:22:59,350 Hey, everybody. The boss. 314 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:03,192 It's big boss. Let's go welcome him. 315 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,449 - Yah. - Hoo hoo. 316 00:23:05,474 --> 00:23:08,623 - Boss. - Boss. 317 00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:10,776 Boss. The boss. 318 00:23:10,801 --> 00:23:12,513 Sheesh. sheesh. Sheesh, sheesh... 319 00:23:12,538 --> 00:23:14,708 The boss will speak. 320 00:23:28,243 --> 00:23:29,610 When we get to Orlando, 321 00:23:29,635 --> 00:23:32,552 I'm going to get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine. 322 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,803 Dumo, the Sumo. 323 00:23:34,828 --> 00:23:36,376 Oh oh. He's a boss. 324 00:23:36,386 --> 00:23:38,987 Oh, Kevin! You don't want to work for him. 325 00:23:39,012 --> 00:23:41,676 He ate his last henchman. 326 00:23:41,701 --> 00:23:44,955 Frankie Fishlips. He lives in the ocean. 327 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:47,401 - Ah. And he's the boss? - Uh. 328 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,561 - Can you breathe under water? - Bah... So so. 329 00:23:50,586 --> 00:23:54,153 Oh oh oh. Look at her, Scarlet Overkill! 330 00:23:54,178 --> 00:23:57,192 The coolest supervillain, like ever. 331 00:23:57,216 --> 00:24:00,793 She started out as your average little girl. Bracers, pig tails. 332 00:24:00,818 --> 00:24:05,444 But, by the time she was 13, She built a criminal empire. 333 00:24:05,469 --> 00:24:09,239 If I was a Minion, that's who I would want to work for. 334 00:24:09,264 --> 00:24:11,677 Ah... Scarlet Overkill. Whoa. 335 00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:16,621 - Here we are, beautiful Orlando. - Yeah, we're here! 336 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,925 Orlando Coming soon! 337 00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:22,253 Orlando. 338 00:24:28,298 --> 00:24:30,402 [545] 339 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,084 [ BAIT SHOP ] 340 00:24:33,995 --> 00:24:36,033 Hey gang, watch this. 341 00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:39,709 Welcome to Billy Bob's Bait Shop, how can I help you? 342 00:24:39,734 --> 00:24:41,438 Yeah. Hi. 343 00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:46,177 We are here for... "So much fun, it's a crime." 344 00:24:56,782 --> 00:25:01,780 [PARKING ->] 345 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:06,843 Woo-hoo. Yeh! 346 00:25:06,868 --> 00:25:10,351 It's Villain-Con. The Villain-Con! 347 00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:13,144 LUV.2.ROB NEW YORK 348 00:25:13,544 --> 00:25:15,486 Alright, here we go. 349 00:25:15,511 --> 00:25:17,556 Well, this is it. 350 00:25:17,581 --> 00:25:20,468 I wanted to tell you and I really I mean this. 351 00:25:20,493 --> 00:25:23,630 I'm really appreciate what you did back there with the cops. Really. 352 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:26,458 Dad! It's Frankie Fishlips. 353 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,431 - I can smell him from here! - Junior, get my camera. 354 00:25:29,456 --> 00:25:31,544 Good luck in there, boys. 355 00:25:31,569 --> 00:25:33,628 I hope you find what you are looking for. 356 00:25:33,653 --> 00:25:35,802 - Yeah, bye. - Bye. 357 00:25:37,372 --> 00:25:39,089 And here we come, Villain-Con! 358 00:25:39,114 --> 00:25:40,381 - Ha ha. - Yeah! 359 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:43,280 - Villain-Con. - Ya! Hoo. 360 00:25:43,312 --> 00:25:46,789 [ Welcome to VILLAIN-CON ] 1968 361 00:25:47,275 --> 00:25:50,625 [FREEZE-RAY] - Whoa. 362 00:25:51,916 --> 00:25:54,925 Any evil talents? 363 00:25:55,908 --> 00:25:57,422 Not bad. 364 00:25:57,447 --> 00:26:00,718 What about you? Any evil talents? 365 00:26:01,481 --> 00:26:05,183 Hello. La la la. La la la. Eh? 366 00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:08,384 That's not evil, or a talent. 367 00:26:15,139 --> 00:26:19,229 Hello! Ahaa! Ha ha. 368 00:26:19,254 --> 00:26:20,448 No? 369 00:26:20,473 --> 00:26:24,152 I'm sorry, but I'm not looking for any more servants. 370 00:26:24,176 --> 00:26:26,592 For I, Professor Flux, 371 00:26:26,617 --> 00:26:30,304 have invented the world's first Time machine, 372 00:26:30,329 --> 00:26:32,693 Every time I visit the future, 373 00:26:32,718 --> 00:26:36,746 I bring my future self back to help me. 374 00:26:36,771 --> 00:26:38,436 Hello. 375 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:43,179 Who's that over there, Professor Flux from 2 weeks from now? 376 00:26:43,204 --> 00:26:46,509 As you can see, I don't need any help. 377 00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:52,417 Oh. Way to go, guys. We killed the original. 378 00:26:52,442 --> 00:26:55,780 - Huh! - Aw! 379 00:26:55,805 --> 00:26:57,441 Please. 380 00:27:00,295 --> 00:27:03,383 Villain-Con, I present our keynote speaker. 381 00:27:03,408 --> 00:27:09,740 Scarlet Overkill. The world's first female supervillain. 382 00:27:09,884 --> 00:27:13,274 Appearing right now in Hall 8. - Bob, Stuart, buddies. 383 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,509 Buddies, let's go. It's Scarlet Overkill. 384 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:17,527 - Scarlet? - Come on. Come on. 385 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:18,973 Kevin. 386 00:27:19,026 --> 00:27:23,533 Are you ready... 387 00:27:24,566 --> 00:27:28,968 for Scarlet Overkill. 388 00:27:30,381 --> 00:27:31,602 Ha. 389 00:27:31,627 --> 00:27:35,255 Doesn't it feel so good to be bad? 390 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:39,056 - Scarlet-Scarlet-Scarlet... - Yes! - Hoo-hoo-hoo. 391 00:27:42,672 --> 00:27:44,041 Ha-ha-ha... 392 00:27:44,066 --> 00:27:45,800 - Whoa. - Wow. 393 00:28:00,014 --> 00:28:01,608 Scarlet! 394 00:28:02,778 --> 00:28:05,920 Whoa. Ha ha. What beauty. 395 00:28:06,065 --> 00:28:09,189 Wow. Thank you. 396 00:28:10,206 --> 00:28:13,083 Thank you so much. 397 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:16,639 Okay. Shh shh shh. 398 00:28:17,588 --> 00:28:20,684 When I started out, people said a woman could 399 00:28:20,709 --> 00:28:25,342 never rob a bank as well as a man. Well. 400 00:28:25,884 --> 00:28:28,906 Time's changed. 401 00:28:28,987 --> 00:28:30,606 I love you, Scarlet! 402 00:28:30,631 --> 00:28:35,733 Look at all those faces out there, we are all so different. 403 00:28:35,758 --> 00:28:38,049 But we have one thing in common. 404 00:28:38,074 --> 00:28:41,780 We were born with flippers! 405 00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:45,200 No? Just me? 406 00:28:45,497 --> 00:28:46,849 Okay. 407 00:28:46,974 --> 00:28:52,728 We have big dreams, and we will do anything to make them come true. 408 00:28:52,753 --> 00:28:55,348 Have any of you ever dreamt 409 00:28:55,373 --> 00:29:00,523 of working for the greatest supervillain of all time? 410 00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:04,917 Heh-heh-heh. Well. 411 00:29:04,956 --> 00:29:07,125 What if I were to tell you, 412 00:29:07,150 --> 00:29:11,015 that I am looking for a new henchman! 413 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,071 Hey, big boss. This is our chance. 414 00:29:13,096 --> 00:29:14,178 - Yes. - Ha. 415 00:29:14,203 --> 00:29:17,392 I truly believe somewhere out there 416 00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:21,529 is a villain with the potential to serve greatness. 417 00:29:21,554 --> 00:29:25,289 - And it could be any of you. - Whoa. 418 00:29:25,313 --> 00:29:27,661 Although let's not kid ourselves. 419 00:29:27,688 --> 00:29:33,073 Truly the only man for this job are Kevin and his Minions. 420 00:29:33,098 --> 00:29:35,863 10 times the evil and half the package. 421 00:29:35,888 --> 00:29:37,730 I'm just in awe. 422 00:29:37,755 --> 00:29:42,971 Let's hear it for Kevin. He saved his tribe! 423 00:29:42,996 --> 00:29:46,717 Kevin! Kevin! 424 00:29:46,742 --> 00:29:49,256 - Kevin Kevin Kev... - Hey, Kevin. Hey. 425 00:29:49,281 --> 00:29:51,834 - Ow. - Hey. Pay attention. 426 00:29:51,859 --> 00:29:55,388 So. How should we do this? 427 00:29:55,413 --> 00:29:58,013 Hmm. Oh. 428 00:29:58,038 --> 00:30:00,464 You see this tiny little trinket? 429 00:30:00,489 --> 00:30:03,025 Well, just take it from my hand and you got the job. 430 00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:05,014 No big deal, it's almost too simple. 431 00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:06,653 Eh heh heh. 432 00:30:07,018 --> 00:30:11,321 Oh, come on, don't be afraid. Just take the stone and get that job. 433 00:30:11,346 --> 00:30:13,112 - Come on. - Oh, okay. 434 00:30:13,137 --> 00:30:15,053 Let's go get our boss. Come on. 435 00:30:15,078 --> 00:30:18,339 - That job is mine. - Oof. 436 00:30:24,496 --> 00:30:26,580 Now, go easy on me. 437 00:30:27,146 --> 00:30:28,635 Heh-heh-heh-heh. 438 00:30:28,682 --> 00:30:30,008 Aw! 439 00:30:30,033 --> 00:30:32,632 Love the costume. 440 00:30:32,808 --> 00:30:34,197 Ha! 441 00:30:36,525 --> 00:30:38,927 So cool! 442 00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:42,454 Wait Wait. 443 00:30:42,479 --> 00:30:44,524 Tim? Tim! 444 00:30:47,309 --> 00:30:48,235 Oh. 445 00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:50,649 Oh no, Bob. He's over there. 446 00:30:50,674 --> 00:30:51,558 Ah. Stop. 447 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,768 - Is no one good enough? - Stop. Tim. 448 00:30:56,843 --> 00:30:58,665 Bob! 449 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,423 Hi ya! 450 00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,369 Tiiimmm. 451 00:31:06,394 --> 00:31:07,715 There he is. 452 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:09,568 Bob! 453 00:31:16,721 --> 00:31:18,250 Aw! 454 00:31:18,275 --> 00:31:21,099 Didn't my speech inspired anyone 455 00:31:21,124 --> 00:31:24,442 to rise up and prove themselves worthy? 456 00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:28,326 All these villains, and yet I still have the- bear. 457 00:31:28,351 --> 00:31:30,452 Stuffed bear. Why am I holding a bear? 458 00:31:30,477 --> 00:31:33,412 - Oh. - Who has the ruby? 459 00:31:39,984 --> 00:31:43,060 Wow. Who-Who are you? 460 00:31:43,085 --> 00:31:47,028 My... knights in shiny denim. 461 00:31:47,053 --> 00:31:50,045 - I'm Kevin. This is Stuart. - Yo. - And Bob. 462 00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:53,261 - Minions! - That was incredible. 463 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:57,345 Behold, the last creatures you expect to win the day 464 00:31:57,370 --> 00:31:59,613 have emerged victorious. 465 00:31:59,644 --> 00:32:02,432 Everyone, meet my new henchmen. 466 00:32:02,457 --> 00:32:04,484 The Minions! 467 00:32:04,509 --> 00:32:08,541 - Kumbaya! Ha ha! - Kumbaya! 468 00:32:08,566 --> 00:32:10,577 Kumbaya! 469 00:32:10,602 --> 00:32:14,971 Hey! I know those guys. I gave them a ride here. 470 00:32:14,996 --> 00:32:18,042 Woo. Hoo-hoo-hoo. 471 00:32:19,642 --> 00:32:23,927 Buckle up, boys. Next stop, England. 472 00:32:53,534 --> 00:32:55,332 Ah. Pick it up. 473 00:32:57,881 --> 00:32:59,396 1, 2 474 00:32:59,421 --> 00:33:01,646 1 2 3! 475 00:33:21,676 --> 00:33:24,561 Hello. Hey, Kevin. 476 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:27,423 Huh? The boss, in England. 477 00:33:27,448 --> 00:33:30,596 Nah. We have the boss. Listen. 478 00:33:42,074 --> 00:33:43,751 Ah. Uh... Hello, Kevin. 479 00:33:43,776 --> 00:33:45,740 Did-Did you say England? 480 00:33:45,765 --> 00:33:47,289 Uh-huh. The boss, yes. 481 00:33:47,314 --> 00:33:50,095 Scarlet Overkill. Ah. 482 00:33:58,887 --> 00:34:00,397 Hello. Hello? 483 00:34:00,422 --> 00:34:03,286 Oh. He hung up. Hello. 484 00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:13,802 Wow. 485 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:25,670 Here we go. Come here. 486 00:34:25,695 --> 00:34:29,091 By the way. I really like your bear. 487 00:34:29,116 --> 00:34:32,837 - Herb, my baby. - You know I am. 488 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:35,736 How did it go? Were you evil? 489 00:34:35,761 --> 00:34:37,638 - So evil. - Oh! 490 00:34:37,663 --> 00:34:41,015 A little bird dropped this off today. 491 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,951 I Missed You! ♥ H. 492 00:34:43,976 --> 00:34:46,385 It's me, I'm the "H". 493 00:34:46,410 --> 00:34:49,679 Also, there's no birds. Also me. 494 00:34:49,703 --> 00:34:51,116 Herb, seriously. 495 00:34:51,141 --> 00:34:53,283 I want to dig up that William Shakespeare, 496 00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:55,833 so he can see what true writing is. 497 00:34:55,858 --> 00:34:57,343 I love it. 498 00:34:57,368 --> 00:35:00,164 That works because I love you. 499 00:35:00,189 --> 00:35:03,002 Well, I love you too. 500 00:35:03,027 --> 00:35:05,372 Oh. The love, oh. 501 00:35:07,287 --> 00:35:10,509 Oh, boys. Could you come here please? 502 00:35:10,534 --> 00:35:17,572 Meet my husband, Herb. Inventor, super genius, fox. 503 00:35:17,728 --> 00:35:19,871 Herb, these are the new recruits. 504 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:24,293 Kevin, Stuart and that cute little one is Bob. 505 00:35:24,733 --> 00:35:27,206 Right on. You guys are crazy little and 506 00:35:27,231 --> 00:35:31,556 way yellow, and I digged that. 507 00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:36,714 Sweet, man. 508 00:35:41,178 --> 00:35:42,652 - Wow. - Cool house. 509 00:35:42,677 --> 00:35:44,595 I know, right? 510 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:48,303 Just a few thing I stole to help fill the void. 511 00:35:48,328 --> 00:35:51,827 Whoa. Las Vegas' Ukulele. 512 00:35:53,853 --> 00:35:55,385 Checking out my can? 513 00:35:55,410 --> 00:35:56,789 We stole that because finally 514 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,461 someone expressed my love of soup in painting form. 515 00:35:59,486 --> 00:36:01,078 - Wow. - Woo. 516 00:36:01,103 --> 00:36:05,673 Okay, listen up. It is time to get down to business. 517 00:36:06,103 --> 00:36:07,931 Do you know who this is? 518 00:36:07,956 --> 00:36:09,812 Uh. The cockroach? 519 00:36:09,837 --> 00:36:14,119 This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England. 520 00:36:14,144 --> 00:36:18,439 Oh. I love England. The music, the fashion. 521 00:36:18,464 --> 00:36:21,842 I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday. 522 00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:23,392 - I'm so excited. - Yes. 523 00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:27,000 Anyway. This pale drink of water oversees it all. 524 00:36:27,025 --> 00:36:29,968 I'm her biggest fan, love her work. 525 00:36:29,993 --> 00:36:33,590 And I really really really want her crown. 526 00:36:36,747 --> 00:36:40,251 Steal me the crown and all your dreams come true. 527 00:36:40,276 --> 00:36:41,752 Respect! 528 00:36:41,777 --> 00:36:42,825 Power! 529 00:36:42,850 --> 00:36:44,660 Banana! 530 00:36:44,685 --> 00:36:46,868 Banana! 531 00:36:56,693 --> 00:36:58,731 Huh! Henry! 532 00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:04,240 The way to England, is... is... 533 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:05,655 Ah! Give me. 534 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,181 Uh. England is... this way. 535 00:37:08,206 --> 00:37:10,509 March on! Eh! 536 00:37:19,212 --> 00:37:22,403 Wait for me! Wait for me! Ah! 537 00:37:28,263 --> 00:37:30,176 Go back! 538 00:37:33,808 --> 00:37:36,511 - Hm. What is this place? - Hey. Over there. 539 00:37:36,536 --> 00:37:38,328 - Whoa. - Wow. 540 00:37:38,353 --> 00:37:40,554 Whoa oh. Uu la la. 541 00:37:40,579 --> 00:37:42,124 No. Oh, no. 542 00:37:42,149 --> 00:37:43,692 Don't get too close, boys. 543 00:37:43,692 --> 00:37:46,301 When it's completed, it will be my ultimate weapon. But. 544 00:37:46,326 --> 00:37:51,041 Right now, it's leaking radiation. Like you would not believe. 545 00:37:52,010 --> 00:37:55,784 So you're here for gear. 546 00:37:56,777 --> 00:37:58,091 Whoa. 547 00:37:59,115 --> 00:38:02,354 - Bob, Robert, Bobby my boy. - Yes? 548 00:38:02,379 --> 00:38:06,398 You get my far out stretch suit. 549 00:38:06,970 --> 00:38:08,329 Wow. 550 00:38:08,749 --> 00:38:11,515 Kevin, Kevo, Seventh Kevin. 551 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:15,418 You are the proud owner of my Lava Lamp gun. 552 00:38:15,541 --> 00:38:18,570 This baby shoots actual lava. 553 00:38:18,595 --> 00:38:21,151 - Woo, for me? - Pretty cool, right? 554 00:38:21,176 --> 00:38:26,424 And finally, Stu, Stu-art, Stuperman, Pitstu. 555 00:38:26,449 --> 00:38:29,903 I got you the coolest invention, probably ever. 556 00:38:30,927 --> 00:38:33,289 Hypno hat! 557 00:38:39,416 --> 00:38:41,907 You can use it to hypnotize anyone. 558 00:38:41,932 --> 00:38:43,267 Anyone! 559 00:38:43,292 --> 00:38:46,092 Oh, you look so great. 560 00:38:46,117 --> 00:38:50,074 I feel like a proud mama with 3 dashing evil sons. 561 00:38:50,099 --> 00:38:51,668 Uh. Scarlet. Scarlet. 562 00:38:51,693 --> 00:38:53,178 There is something wrong with this. 563 00:38:53,203 --> 00:38:56,255 No, no, don't say anything, I won't understand. 564 00:38:56,287 --> 00:39:00,959 It's getting late, you had a big day. You must be exhausted. 565 00:39:00,984 --> 00:39:04,507 Boing. Boing. 566 00:39:04,532 --> 00:39:06,787 Wow, these cats are pumped! 567 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:11,811 Well, maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story. 568 00:39:15,739 --> 00:39:17,466 How does that sound, Bob? 569 00:39:17,491 --> 00:39:19,890 Bob? Bob? Bob! 570 00:39:19,915 --> 00:39:21,350 Oh. Bedtime story? 571 00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:23,040 That, is a groovy idea, 572 00:39:23,065 --> 00:39:24,727 I'll go get some cookies and warm milk. 573 00:39:24,752 --> 00:39:28,568 This is going to be so fun! 574 00:39:28,864 --> 00:39:30,143 And the bedtime story. 575 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:34,965 Oh, yes, I've got a really really good bedtime borey. 576 00:39:34,990 --> 00:39:40,031 Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. 577 00:39:40,642 --> 00:39:46,595 One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big bad wolf, 578 00:39:47,603 --> 00:39:50,286 who had a wonderful surprise for them, 579 00:39:50,311 --> 00:39:55,270 The wolf offered the 3 piggies and all their friends a job working for her. 580 00:39:55,295 --> 00:39:58,520 Everyone would be so happy. 581 00:39:58,987 --> 00:40:02,618 All the 3 little piggies had to do was just steal one little crown. 582 00:40:02,642 --> 00:40:04,630 That the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since 583 00:40:04,656 --> 00:40:08,265 she was a penniless little street cub. 584 00:40:08,290 --> 00:40:12,063 Unloved and abandoned. 585 00:40:12,088 --> 00:40:15,650 But that crown would mean she was a princess. 586 00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:17,874 And everybody loves the princess. 587 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:21,300 So, the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown. 588 00:40:22,643 --> 00:40:25,186 But the little piggies weren't up to the challenge. 589 00:40:25,211 --> 00:40:27,465 They failed their mission. 590 00:40:27,497 --> 00:40:30,583 So the wolf huffed and puffed 591 00:40:30,608 --> 00:40:34,335 and she blew them off the face of the earth! 592 00:40:39,735 --> 00:40:41,361 The end. 593 00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:48,747 Good luck getting the crown tomorrow, little piggies. 594 00:40:49,556 --> 00:40:52,405 I know you won't disappoint me. 595 00:41:00,101 --> 00:41:02,283 Tower of London 596 00:41:02,308 --> 00:41:03,409 Tower of London - LONDON 597 00:41:07,897 --> 00:41:08,999 Okay. 598 00:41:09,024 --> 00:41:11,956 [HOME OF THE QUEEN'S CROWN] - Let's go get the crown, for Scarlet. 599 00:41:11,981 --> 00:41:14,115 [HOME OF THE QUEEN'S CROWN] 600 00:41:18,197 --> 00:41:20,794 Hello. 3 please. 601 00:41:20,819 --> 00:41:23,778 You are not allowed to enter without an adult. 602 00:41:23,803 --> 00:41:26,028 Scram, hooligans. 603 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,239 Woo, a lad. 604 00:41:35,264 --> 00:41:36,840 - What lad? - Holah! 605 00:41:36,865 --> 00:41:39,181 Poof. Stuart, that way. 606 00:41:43,015 --> 00:41:45,669 How many tickets, please? 607 00:41:46,448 --> 00:41:48,362 3, please. 608 00:41:48,524 --> 00:41:51,526 One, please. One. 609 00:41:56,689 --> 00:42:00,236 - Enjoy yourself, love. - Thank you. 610 00:42:08,637 --> 00:42:10,612 - That way. - Okay. 611 00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:15,060 [KEEP OUT] 612 00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:16,553 Go! 613 00:42:17,616 --> 00:42:19,428 Okay, we're in. 614 00:42:24,124 --> 00:42:25,360 Okay, come on. 615 00:42:25,385 --> 00:42:29,143 Hey! What are you doing here? 616 00:42:29,168 --> 00:42:30,399 Eating? 617 00:42:30,424 --> 00:42:32,765 This is a restricted area! 618 00:42:32,790 --> 00:42:35,618 - Hands in the air! - No... 619 00:42:35,643 --> 00:42:37,182 Let me do it. 620 00:42:41,351 --> 00:42:43,124 Stop that! 621 00:42:45,574 --> 00:42:48,340 Get back! 622 00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:24,590 Hey-hey-hey... 623 00:43:24,615 --> 00:43:27,121 Bob, Stuart, come on. 624 00:43:44,328 --> 00:43:46,482 Stand back. Leave this to me. 625 00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:01,429 There it is, the crown. Come on. 626 00:44:04,245 --> 00:44:06,410 So. 627 00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:10,141 You came for the queen's crown, did you? 628 00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:13,303 Well, you're going to have to get through me! 629 00:44:13,328 --> 00:44:16,527 The keeper of the crown. 630 00:44:21,593 --> 00:44:25,399 You think it's funny to mock the elderly, do you? 631 00:44:25,424 --> 00:44:27,135 Uh. Yes. 632 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,163 I've been up here for decades. 633 00:44:29,188 --> 00:44:34,758 Just waiting for someone to try and steal the queen's treasure. 634 00:44:35,183 --> 00:44:37,453 Okay. Me will do it. 635 00:44:38,543 --> 00:44:42,050 What are you saying? And I don't care! 636 00:44:42,075 --> 00:44:44,289 Hee hee. Ha ha ha. 637 00:44:47,264 --> 00:44:50,164 Oh no, you don't. 638 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:52,351 Get out of the way. 639 00:44:52,376 --> 00:44:55,028 Ow! Oof! Ow! 640 00:44:55,053 --> 00:44:56,642 For... god sake. 641 00:44:56,667 --> 00:44:59,243 Quick, the crown. After it. 642 00:45:02,348 --> 00:45:04,233 Bob. Open it. 643 00:45:05,274 --> 00:45:06,736 Alright. 644 00:45:26,192 --> 00:45:28,359 The crown. 645 00:45:33,136 --> 00:45:34,508 The crown. Quick. 646 00:45:34,533 --> 00:45:36,396 Hello. 647 00:45:44,735 --> 00:45:46,539 Hey, look at me! 648 00:45:56,393 --> 00:45:58,300 Hello. 649 00:45:58,325 --> 00:45:59,881 - Stop the bloke! - Stop him, men! 650 00:45:59,906 --> 00:46:02,329 - Aim for the legs. - Freeze. 651 00:46:06,711 --> 00:46:08,037 Ow. Manic. 652 00:46:08,062 --> 00:46:10,195 Kevin! 653 00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:17,548 The Queen's been kidnapped, Sgt. 654 00:46:17,573 --> 00:46:19,253 Blimey! 655 00:46:42,802 --> 00:46:44,658 What's going on? 656 00:46:44,683 --> 00:46:46,480 Hello. Oh, the crown. 657 00:46:46,505 --> 00:46:48,597 Give me the crown. Now! 658 00:46:48,622 --> 00:46:50,844 Ha ha! I got it! 659 00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:57,007 Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns! 660 00:47:09,933 --> 00:47:12,931 The coach. Waa... 661 00:47:13,087 --> 00:47:15,987 Oh, no no no... 662 00:47:19,414 --> 00:47:21,373 Oh-Oh dear! 663 00:47:29,265 --> 00:47:31,421 - Ahhh! - Ahhh! 664 00:47:33,738 --> 00:47:34,863 Yeah. Ha ha ha. 665 00:47:34,888 --> 00:47:38,261 You scoundrel. After them! 666 00:47:41,217 --> 00:47:41,702 Stop the blighter! 667 00:47:41,727 --> 00:47:43,983 - Stop the blighter! [SWORD IN THE STONE] 668 00:47:44,771 --> 00:47:46,776 You're surrounded. 669 00:48:02,729 --> 00:48:05,132 Oh, blimey! 670 00:48:05,157 --> 00:48:09,164 One of England's most famous myths has become a reality. 671 00:48:09,189 --> 00:48:11,543 As a new king has been crowned. 672 00:48:11,568 --> 00:48:14,727 Bob, who appears to be a bald jaundice child, 673 00:48:14,752 --> 00:48:17,168 has pulled the famed sword right from it's stone 674 00:48:17,193 --> 00:48:21,014 which legend dictates, makes him the new king. 675 00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:23,878 Tiny yellow traitor! 676 00:48:37,118 --> 00:48:39,883 Ah-ha-ha. England! 677 00:48:39,908 --> 00:48:43,392 England! England! 678 00:48:43,635 --> 00:48:47,300 England. Eng... land. 679 00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:49,142 - England. - England. 680 00:48:49,358 --> 00:48:51,105 - England. - England. 681 00:48:51,689 --> 00:48:55,520 [AUSTRALIA] --- /INDIA\ 682 00:49:00,924 --> 00:49:03,238 Hey! Help! 683 00:49:12,799 --> 00:49:16,377 A studio. Hello! Hello! 684 00:49:16,402 --> 00:49:18,166 CUT ! 685 00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:24,432 AIR BRITANNIA 686 00:49:38,321 --> 00:49:40,390 Hello, King Bob. 687 00:49:40,415 --> 00:49:42,954 Welcome to Buckingham Palace. 688 00:49:42,978 --> 00:49:44,799 Uh. No. 689 00:49:44,825 --> 00:49:46,925 Oh. What's the matter, Your Majesty? 690 00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:49,033 Whatever is bothering you, we can make it right. 691 00:49:49,058 --> 00:49:52,002 - Just name it. - Oh. 692 00:49:52,696 --> 00:49:55,343 Ha ha ha. Buddies. 693 00:49:55,368 --> 00:49:58,590 Buddies. Ha, buddies. 694 00:49:58,615 --> 00:50:01,772 Ha, buddy. Ah-ha-ha... 695 00:50:19,299 --> 00:50:21,011 King Bob! 696 00:50:21,036 --> 00:50:23,218 - Yeh! - Hurray! 697 00:50:23,243 --> 00:50:25,247 - King Bob! - Yeh. 698 00:51:01,879 --> 00:51:04,317 King Bob! 699 00:51:04,342 --> 00:51:06,256 - Yeah. - Yeah. 700 00:51:14,419 --> 00:51:16,432 Whoa, wait. 701 00:51:26,424 --> 00:51:29,184 - Yee-ha! - King Bob. 702 00:51:29,993 --> 00:51:32,153 Grill chicken! 703 00:51:46,343 --> 00:51:48,237 Yes, King Bob? 704 00:51:50,599 --> 00:51:52,153 King Bob? 705 00:51:52,486 --> 00:51:54,114 King Bob? 706 00:51:54,139 --> 00:51:57,182 Ah, Claire. Hm, Tiffany. 707 00:51:57,207 --> 00:51:59,058 My beauties. 708 00:52:05,755 --> 00:52:08,052 Ball! Yah! 709 00:52:08,077 --> 00:52:09,393 How dare you? 710 00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:10,885 AW! 711 00:52:16,991 --> 00:52:18,258 Scarlet. 712 00:52:18,283 --> 00:52:21,980 Don't you Scarlet me. You backstabbing little traitors! 713 00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:25,606 Using Herb's inventions to steal my crown! 714 00:52:27,134 --> 00:52:29,515 I feel used, not going to lie. 715 00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:32,226 You stole my dream. 716 00:52:32,251 --> 00:52:35,342 I was going to conquer England some day. 717 00:52:35,367 --> 00:52:37,351 There was going to be a coronation. 718 00:52:37,376 --> 00:52:39,982 And I was going to be made queen. 719 00:52:40,007 --> 00:52:41,934 Every moment was planned. 720 00:52:41,959 --> 00:52:45,293 I would wear a dress so sparkly and glowed. 721 00:52:45,318 --> 00:52:48,423 And everyone whoever doubted me 722 00:52:48,448 --> 00:52:52,644 Would be watching and they would be crying. 723 00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:56,159 I was going to be the picture of elegance and class! 724 00:52:56,184 --> 00:52:59,027 And you pinheads screwed it up! 725 00:52:59,052 --> 00:53:01,553 No no no. The crown, for you. 726 00:53:01,904 --> 00:53:03,649 No, no no. King Bob. 727 00:53:03,674 --> 00:53:06,439 You cannot just abdicate the throne. 728 00:53:06,464 --> 00:53:08,294 Who invited the square? 729 00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:11,943 And you definitely cannot just give the job to this woman. 730 00:53:11,968 --> 00:53:13,672 There are laws. 731 00:53:13,697 --> 00:53:16,324 Laws? What laws? 732 00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:22,544 I give in to Scarlet Overkill. 733 00:53:22,569 --> 00:53:24,888 King Bob has official changed the law. 734 00:53:24,913 --> 00:53:28,656 Clearing the way for Scarlet Overkill to be crowned Queen of England, 735 00:53:28,681 --> 00:53:32,005 She will be coronated at London's historic Westminster Abbey. 736 00:53:32,030 --> 00:53:33,426 If I'm wasn't so polite, 737 00:53:33,451 --> 00:53:36,036 I say this spells certain doom for the country, 738 00:53:36,061 --> 00:53:37,513 if not, the world. 739 00:53:37,538 --> 00:53:41,290 But, I'm so very polite, that I shall keep my mouth shut. 740 00:53:41,315 --> 00:53:44,126 But, seriously, we are all in big trouble. 741 00:53:44,151 --> 00:53:46,342 - Scarlet - Ms. Overkill. 742 00:53:46,495 --> 00:53:49,039 I don't have time to answer any questions. 743 00:53:49,064 --> 00:53:50,771 I'm just want to thank the minions for 744 00:53:50,796 --> 00:53:54,061 going above and beyond the call of duty. 745 00:53:54,086 --> 00:53:59,855 You are 3 tiny golden pill shaped miracle workers. 746 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:04,296 And you have stolen not just England, but my heart. 747 00:54:04,321 --> 00:54:06,585 - Scarlet, over here. - Over here. 748 00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:08,253 Show her, the buddies. 749 00:54:08,278 --> 00:54:09,888 Pardon Me? 750 00:54:12,256 --> 00:54:15,042 Wow, so many. [ERiC], [NORBERT] 751 00:54:15,067 --> 00:54:16,730 Good for you, 752 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,354 Well. You'll all get what you deserved. 753 00:54:48,853 --> 00:54:50,071 Oh. 754 00:54:51,699 --> 00:54:53,882 Go ahead. Go ahead. 755 00:54:57,197 --> 00:54:58,696 Buttocks. 756 00:55:04,181 --> 00:55:06,350 I don't want you to take this the wrong way. 757 00:55:06,375 --> 00:55:07,705 But I hate you. 758 00:55:07,730 --> 00:55:09,946 I thought I could get over what you did. 759 00:55:09,971 --> 00:55:13,045 But I feel so betrayed. 760 00:55:13,070 --> 00:55:17,268 I think, yes, I think we're gonna have to break up. 761 00:55:17,293 --> 00:55:19,608 And it's not you. 762 00:55:19,863 --> 00:55:21,070 Oh wait, hold on. 763 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,617 It is you. It's a 100% you. 764 00:55:23,642 --> 00:55:25,147 Huh. No no. 765 00:55:25,172 --> 00:55:29,505 So get comfortable, Minions. Get real real comfortable. 766 00:55:29,530 --> 00:55:31,780 Because this is where you're going to spend 767 00:55:31,811 --> 00:55:37,201 the rest of your worthless little lives. 768 00:55:38,571 --> 00:55:41,715 Alright, let's do this. 769 00:55:41,740 --> 00:55:43,510 Look. Look, it's Herb. 770 00:55:43,535 --> 00:55:47,937 Who's this handsome Herb fellow? No, My name is Blerb. 771 00:55:47,962 --> 00:55:49,722 I'm a-a dungeon master. 772 00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:52,987 Prepared for torture which I do. 773 00:55:53,993 --> 00:55:55,646 Alright, are we comfy? 774 00:55:55,671 --> 00:55:59,502 Doesn't matter. This is TORTURE! 775 00:56:02,616 --> 00:56:04,169 - Oh. - Uh, anything? 776 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,248 No no. My sunshine. 777 00:56:05,273 --> 00:56:08,642 Wow, harder than I thought. Next machine. 778 00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:14,349 Oh, welcome to hang town. Population: You. 779 00:56:20,559 --> 00:56:23,319 Cut it out. This is really unprofessional. 780 00:56:23,344 --> 00:56:24,792 No laughing in the dungeon. 781 00:56:24,817 --> 00:56:27,358 I want to see tears and I want to hear screams. 782 00:56:27,383 --> 00:56:29,066 Or I'm going to get... 783 00:56:29,091 --> 00:56:30,328 - Wait. - Hey. 784 00:56:30,353 --> 00:56:33,429 Eww, I've got a groovy idea. 785 00:56:34,996 --> 00:56:37,925 Look at this. Ah-ha-ha. 786 00:56:43,207 --> 00:56:46,491 Hello, the future King Herb Overkill. 787 00:56:46,516 --> 00:56:48,859 Please come upstairs to prepare for the coronation. 788 00:56:48,884 --> 00:56:52,072 Well, I hope you learn your lesson for today. 789 00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:58,502 And by the way, it was me, Herb, the whole time. 790 00:56:59,385 --> 00:57:02,616 I don't even know anyone named Blerb. 791 00:57:06,104 --> 00:57:11,331 I am hours away from becoming the Queen of England. 792 00:57:11,356 --> 00:57:13,246 I know, it's a gas. 793 00:57:13,271 --> 00:57:15,373 - I will finally get my crown. - Yeah. 794 00:57:15,403 --> 00:57:16,878 It's all I ever wanted. 795 00:57:16,903 --> 00:57:20,026 I'm going to be so happy. 796 00:57:20,051 --> 00:57:23,234 But, let me ask you something, Fabrice. 797 00:57:23,259 --> 00:57:27,594 Does that, look like this to you? 798 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,546 Mrs. Overkill. 799 00:57:30,571 --> 00:57:34,301 The hair in that picture is just 2 wavy lines. 800 00:57:34,326 --> 00:57:37,232 Oh. So what now, you're an art critic? 801 00:57:37,257 --> 00:57:40,134 I drew that when I was 5 years old. 802 00:57:40,159 --> 00:57:42,439 Get out of my sight. 803 00:57:45,389 --> 00:57:47,406 Bye, Fabrice! 804 00:57:47,431 --> 00:57:50,206 I liked him, he was fun. 805 00:57:50,231 --> 00:57:51,773 So, what do you think of the dress? 806 00:57:51,798 --> 00:57:53,995 Oh, it's so beautiful, 807 00:57:54,020 --> 00:57:58,452 so fashion forward, so Valentino. 808 00:57:58,477 --> 00:58:01,111 Oh. The sweetheart neckline because you're my sweetheart. 809 00:58:01,136 --> 00:58:05,335 The high colored and cinch waist reflect a simpler more valentine. 810 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,127 The material is a blend of taffeta 811 00:58:07,152 --> 00:58:08,939 and high density body armor. 812 00:58:08,964 --> 00:58:11,168 Fully armed and loaded. 813 00:58:11,693 --> 00:58:14,371 And they glow. That's nuclear. 814 00:58:14,396 --> 00:58:17,061 Nice. Just one more thing to do. 815 00:58:17,086 --> 00:58:19,339 Got to look good for the public. 816 00:58:20,002 --> 00:58:22,762 - Do you mind? - My pleasure. 817 00:58:23,978 --> 00:58:27,066 A little tighter, sweetie. Come on, I can take it. 818 00:58:27,091 --> 00:58:29,015 A little tighter. 819 00:58:29,248 --> 00:58:30,481 Tighter. 820 00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:34,543 Must have tiny waist. 821 00:58:34,693 --> 00:58:37,143 Seems to work. Seems to work. 822 00:58:37,295 --> 00:58:38,528 Losing feeling in my legs. 823 00:58:38,553 --> 00:58:40,695 Perfect. Tight, tight tight tight. 824 00:58:43,815 --> 00:58:45,016 Huh? 825 00:58:45,818 --> 00:58:48,060 Ah. Bob, Stuart. 826 00:58:48,090 --> 00:58:49,718 - Huh? - Help me. 827 00:58:49,743 --> 00:58:51,458 Lift up. Lift up. 828 00:58:51,492 --> 00:58:53,844 Lift up. Lift up. 829 00:58:54,307 --> 00:58:56,522 Help me. Help me! 830 00:58:56,547 --> 00:58:58,295 [CARNABY STREET] 831 00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,719 Oh, hello. Yoo-hoo. 832 00:59:00,744 --> 00:59:01,819 [GOD SAVE THE QUEEN] - Puchi, Puchi. Ku. 833 00:59:01,844 --> 00:59:04,437 [GOD SAVE THE QUEEN] - Puchi. Ah. 834 00:59:06,384 --> 00:59:09,412 Ah. This way, let's go. 835 00:59:13,005 --> 00:59:14,970 (SORRY) (FOR YOUR LOSS) 836 00:59:14,995 --> 00:59:17,561 This way, one more. 837 00:59:19,610 --> 00:59:22,547 - Move. Move. - Can we just go back. 838 00:59:22,572 --> 00:59:26,030 Hey, Kevin. Look. For Scarlet. 839 00:59:26,211 --> 00:59:27,947 What do you think? 840 00:59:27,972 --> 00:59:29,654 Ah. That's it. 841 00:59:29,679 --> 00:59:31,536 SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS 842 00:59:31,561 --> 00:59:35,733 SORRY SCARLET 843 00:59:36,203 --> 00:59:39,247 Heh hey. Perfect for the boss. Come on. 844 00:59:40,150 --> 00:59:42,798 Oh. Puchi, come. 845 00:59:42,823 --> 00:59:45,407 Ah, okay. This way out. 846 00:59:45,432 --> 00:59:48,315 Ha ha. Let's find Scarlet. 847 01:00:04,572 --> 01:00:06,562 I love you, Scarlet! 848 01:00:06,587 --> 01:00:10,938 Queen wave. Queen wave. Queen waving. 849 01:00:19,153 --> 01:00:22,172 I'm so-so excited. This is perfect. 850 01:00:22,197 --> 01:00:24,266 Everyone looks so nice. 851 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:28,495 Oh, you're just adorable. 852 01:00:29,407 --> 01:00:30,909 Oh. Yes! 853 01:00:30,934 --> 01:00:33,150 And that music. Eh. 854 01:00:33,175 --> 01:00:36,049 Who is that organist? She's good. 855 01:00:36,074 --> 01:00:37,980 Right? She looks like an Edna. 856 01:00:38,005 --> 01:00:41,590 - Edna! You're very good. - Who's that? 857 01:00:44,551 --> 01:00:47,622 Thanks for doing this, Padre. Big fan. 858 01:00:47,651 --> 01:00:49,320 Come here, let me squeeze you. 859 01:00:49,345 --> 01:00:51,860 Woo. You're so squishy. 860 01:00:54,739 --> 01:00:57,126 There, Scarlet. 861 01:00:57,151 --> 01:00:58,811 Go go go. 862 01:01:04,651 --> 01:01:06,450 Whoa. Arh! 863 01:01:07,915 --> 01:01:09,356 Heh heh. Move aside. 864 01:01:09,381 --> 01:01:10,618 Oh. 865 01:01:10,873 --> 01:01:13,265 Ouch. Ouch... 866 01:01:13,290 --> 01:01:14,404 Up there. 867 01:01:14,429 --> 01:01:16,092 Up-Up there? My Puchi? 868 01:01:16,117 --> 01:01:17,806 Your Puchi, bye bye. Come on! 869 01:01:17,831 --> 01:01:20,774 Oh. Bye, Puchi. 870 01:01:32,881 --> 01:01:34,985 - Oh, Bob. Come on! - Aww. 871 01:01:35,016 --> 01:01:38,071 - Stuart! - Yes-yes-yes... 872 01:01:45,092 --> 01:01:47,204 Hello. Yoo hoo. 873 01:01:53,862 --> 01:01:55,286 Oh. Bee. 874 01:01:55,311 --> 01:01:59,822 Will you to your power cause Law and Justice, 875 01:01:59,847 --> 01:02:01,774 Come on. It's Overkill. 876 01:02:08,254 --> 01:02:10,082 Sorry. Sorry. 877 01:02:12,694 --> 01:02:14,954 Stop! I am not a stupid. 878 01:02:20,961 --> 01:02:23,169 in Mercy, 879 01:02:25,593 --> 01:02:27,639 Oh. No no. 880 01:02:27,919 --> 01:02:30,989 Do you Scarlet Overkill 881 01:02:38,344 --> 01:02:41,003 That's it! Yeah! 882 01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:46,180 No! No. No. 883 01:02:59,237 --> 01:03:01,554 Come on. Come on. Grab my hand. 884 01:03:04,433 --> 01:03:05,525 I'm stuck. 885 01:03:05,550 --> 01:03:12,326 I proclaim thee, Scarlet Overkill, the Queen of England. 886 01:03:15,045 --> 01:03:16,572 Kevin! 887 01:03:23,636 --> 01:03:26,544 Scarlet! Scarlet. My queen. 888 01:03:26,569 --> 01:03:28,992 Somebody help me! 889 01:03:30,208 --> 01:03:32,899 Come on, come on. Lift on 2. 890 01:03:32,938 --> 01:03:34,785 1, 2... 891 01:03:34,979 --> 01:03:37,406 1, 2... 892 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:49,962 Scarlet, you're okay. 893 01:03:49,987 --> 01:03:52,668 He tried to kill me! 894 01:03:52,693 --> 01:03:54,275 No. I wasn't... 895 01:03:54,300 --> 01:03:57,272 Guys. This is no longer a coronation. 896 01:03:57,297 --> 01:03:59,969 It is an execution! 897 01:03:59,994 --> 01:04:02,136 Get them! 898 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:09,892 Whoa Nelly! Run fellows, run! 899 01:04:53,417 --> 01:04:54,548 - Guys. - Kevin. 900 01:04:54,573 --> 01:04:55,749 You are mine! 901 01:04:55,774 --> 01:04:57,599 Stuart. Bob. Huh? 902 01:04:59,692 --> 01:05:02,117 Grill chicken! 903 01:05:05,534 --> 01:05:07,559 Come on, Bob. Come on. 904 01:05:08,674 --> 01:05:11,158 Ha-ha-ha... Oops. 905 01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:15,679 - Oh. - Rats. 906 01:05:15,704 --> 01:05:18,136 Hey. I've got one! 907 01:05:26,941 --> 01:05:28,399 Look there. 908 01:05:28,424 --> 01:05:30,020 Ha ha ha. 909 01:05:37,785 --> 01:05:39,088 Tim. 910 01:05:51,346 --> 01:05:53,026 Tim! 911 01:05:58,005 --> 01:06:00,424 Stuart. Bob. 912 01:06:00,532 --> 01:06:02,376 Hope they are alright. 913 01:06:02,401 --> 01:06:04,316 Hoy, buddies. 914 01:06:06,745 --> 01:06:08,908 Mind the gap. 915 01:06:10,408 --> 01:06:12,517 Mind the gap. 916 01:06:14,857 --> 01:06:15,957 - England. - England. 917 01:06:15,982 --> 01:06:17,718 Mind the gap. 918 01:06:17,743 --> 01:06:19,799 Mind the gap! 919 01:06:30,348 --> 01:06:32,460 Now, what about this one. 920 01:06:32,485 --> 01:06:35,610 Why did the Queen go to the dentist? 921 01:06:35,635 --> 01:06:38,818 To get her teeth crowned. Ha-ha-ha. 922 01:06:38,843 --> 01:06:40,339 Ha. The queen. 923 01:06:40,364 --> 01:06:43,144 Tell us another one, Lizzie! 924 01:06:43,256 --> 01:06:44,692 Uh. Hello. 925 01:06:44,717 --> 01:06:46,754 Oh, it's you. 926 01:06:46,779 --> 01:06:49,634 Everyone, this is one of the little fellows 927 01:06:49,659 --> 01:06:51,960 who stole the monarchy from me. 928 01:06:51,985 --> 01:06:55,306 And hows that working out for you? 929 01:06:56,717 --> 01:06:57,913 Oh, yes yes. 930 01:06:57,938 --> 01:06:59,815 I saw what was going on, on the telly. 931 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:00,887 Uh. Telly? 932 01:07:00,912 --> 01:07:03,855 What was meant to be the coronation of Scarlet Overkill 933 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,247 has gone terribly wrong. 934 01:07:08,359 --> 01:07:11,927 Kevin. Kevin. I know you're out there. 935 01:07:11,952 --> 01:07:13,623 You think you'd gotten away? 936 01:07:13,648 --> 01:07:16,386 Well, what do we have here? 937 01:07:16,411 --> 01:07:17,450 Hello. 938 01:07:17,475 --> 01:07:18,989 Bob? Stuart? 939 01:07:19,014 --> 01:07:21,434 Which one shall I kill first? 940 01:07:21,459 --> 01:07:24,343 Little Bob. Stuart. 941 01:07:24,368 --> 01:07:27,568 Bob. Stuart. Hmm. 942 01:07:27,593 --> 01:07:32,910 I will do it, Kevin, if you're not back here by dawn. 943 01:07:32,935 --> 01:07:34,095 Oh my. 944 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,970 Huh, no! That... my buddies. 945 01:07:36,995 --> 01:07:38,954 Must find Scarlet. 946 01:07:52,937 --> 01:07:56,427 Eh-ha-ha... There he is. 947 01:08:04,549 --> 01:08:06,635 Follow me! 948 01:08:18,723 --> 01:08:21,860 Harder. It's just my head. 949 01:08:24,175 --> 01:08:28,036 - This way. Go get him! - Go-go-go...! 950 01:08:42,140 --> 01:08:44,063 DO NOT PUSH THiS BUTTON -> 951 01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:46,647 [DO NOT FLIP THIS SWITCH] 952 01:08:47,572 --> 01:08:49,926 [DO NOT PULL THIS LEVER!] 953 01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:57,385 [DO NOT BLOW IN THiS HOLE ->] - Ultimate weapon initiated. 954 01:08:57,410 --> 01:08:59,004 Activation in 955 01:08:59,029 --> 01:09:00,054 3 956 01:09:00,079 --> 01:09:01,006 2 957 01:09:01,031 --> 01:09:02,709 1. 958 01:09:31,363 --> 01:09:33,132 Hello. 959 01:09:37,353 --> 01:09:39,734 Huh. My buddies. 960 01:09:42,194 --> 01:09:44,200 This is it, boys. 961 01:09:44,225 --> 01:09:46,439 Things do not look good for you. 962 01:09:46,464 --> 01:09:48,169 Oh. And I'm keeping the bear. 963 01:09:48,194 --> 01:09:49,788 Huh. Tim! 964 01:09:49,813 --> 01:09:52,210 You're not going to need him in where you're going. 965 01:09:52,235 --> 01:09:53,963 Heaven. 966 01:09:58,407 --> 01:10:02,286 Huh. Shush shush shush. 967 01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:12,682 Bye bye. Say bye bye, Bob. Bye bye. 968 01:10:31,961 --> 01:10:35,497 Ha-ha-ha... 969 01:10:40,783 --> 01:10:44,153 Ha ha ha. Come on, no worries. 970 01:10:51,515 --> 01:10:54,525 Wait, what? How did he? 971 01:10:54,563 --> 01:10:56,220 Hold my bear. 972 01:11:15,871 --> 01:11:18,171 Ha ha ha. Safe. 973 01:11:20,236 --> 01:11:21,793 - Ha ha. - Yippee. 974 01:11:21,818 --> 01:11:23,009 - Kevin. - Woo-hoo-hoo. 975 01:11:23,034 --> 01:11:25,173 - Be careful! Be careful! - Be careful. 976 01:11:25,198 --> 01:11:26,709 So, that's your plan? 977 01:11:26,734 --> 01:11:31,141 Make yourself a bigger target? Ha-ha-ha. 978 01:11:32,509 --> 01:11:34,492 - One more scone. - Yes yes. 979 01:11:36,014 --> 01:11:37,941 Huh? Kevin? 980 01:11:37,966 --> 01:11:40,796 Hey. It's Kevin. Come on. 981 01:11:43,258 --> 01:11:46,121 YAH! 982 01:11:57,404 --> 01:11:59,158 Ha ha ha ha. 983 01:12:04,847 --> 01:12:06,248 And so help me. 984 01:12:06,273 --> 01:12:08,276 I never want to see another one of your 985 01:12:08,301 --> 01:12:10,364 goofy buttered faces ever again! 986 01:12:10,389 --> 01:12:11,437 Scarlet! Scarlet! 987 01:12:11,462 --> 01:12:12,654 What? 988 01:12:12,679 --> 01:12:14,096 Scarlet! Scarlet! 989 01:12:14,121 --> 01:12:17,011 Oh, you got to be kidding me! 990 01:12:18,829 --> 01:12:21,042 Oh no, you don't. 991 01:12:21,067 --> 01:12:23,092 Yah! 992 01:12:23,575 --> 01:12:26,516 Whoa! Wah! 993 01:12:28,808 --> 01:12:31,636 And just for the record, my little double eggs. 994 01:12:31,661 --> 01:12:35,935 You can thank Kevin for what I'm about to do to you! 995 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:36,982 Aww! 996 01:12:37,007 --> 01:12:37,786 Ow! 997 01:12:37,811 --> 01:12:39,193 Oww! 998 01:12:43,517 --> 01:12:46,403 - Yeh! - Buddies! 999 01:12:46,902 --> 01:12:48,317 Tony! Hey hey. 1000 01:12:48,342 --> 01:12:50,566 Tom! And Chris! 1001 01:12:50,591 --> 01:12:52,526 - Bodyguard! - You're the man! 1002 01:12:52,551 --> 01:12:54,834 Ha ha ha. Buddies! 1003 01:12:54,859 --> 01:12:56,756 Hey, Kevin! 1004 01:13:07,596 --> 01:13:09,445 Eww. 1005 01:13:10,083 --> 01:13:12,362 Ah. Kevin! Kevin! 1006 01:13:12,630 --> 01:13:14,027 Enough! 1007 01:13:14,052 --> 01:13:18,996 This... ends... now...! 1008 01:13:44,334 --> 01:13:45,978 KEVIN !!! 1009 01:13:46,003 --> 01:13:49,877 Ha-ha-ha, you imbecile. Have fun exploding. 1010 01:13:49,902 --> 01:13:51,826 Take me home... 1011 01:13:51,851 --> 01:13:54,973 - What's the rush? - Got to get out of here! 1012 01:13:55,490 --> 01:13:59,153 Let... us... go! 1013 01:14:01,918 --> 01:14:05,938 Whoaaa! 1014 01:14:05,963 --> 01:14:08,876 No, no no no... 1015 01:14:15,406 --> 01:14:20,318 Ke-Ke-Ke KEVIN! 1016 01:14:22,239 --> 01:14:24,692 He's gone. 1017 01:14:32,884 --> 01:14:34,333 Here. Your Puchi. 1018 01:14:34,358 --> 01:14:37,536 Huh. Puchi! You came back. 1019 01:14:39,649 --> 01:14:42,362 Kevin's gone. 1020 01:15:01,282 --> 01:15:02,788 Look! 1021 01:15:04,848 --> 01:15:07,018 - Kevin! - Kevin! 1022 01:15:26,892 --> 01:15:28,455 - Oh. - Ooh. 1023 01:15:30,869 --> 01:15:33,585 Yoo hoo hoo. Ouch. 1024 01:15:46,119 --> 01:15:47,758 - Stuart. - Hm. 1025 01:15:47,783 --> 01:15:49,865 - Bob. - Yes? 1026 01:15:51,618 --> 01:15:52,947 Okay. 1027 01:16:06,670 --> 01:16:08,825 Ladies and gentlemen. 1028 01:16:08,850 --> 01:16:14,449 We are here today to celebrate the Minions. 1029 01:16:19,048 --> 01:16:23,201 The country owes you a great debt of gratitude. 1030 01:16:23,394 --> 01:16:29,085 Bob, you were a wise and noble king for all of 8 hours. 1031 01:16:29,110 --> 01:16:32,565 So for you, I offer this tiny crown 1032 01:16:32,590 --> 01:16:34,933 for your Teddy Bear, Tim. 1033 01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:38,283 Oh. Thank you. Thank you. 1034 01:16:38,308 --> 01:16:40,078 Oh. Very good, Bob. 1035 01:16:40,103 --> 01:16:44,031 Oh! Oh, spectacular! 1036 01:16:44,056 --> 01:16:47,467 I'm so proud of you boys. 1037 01:16:47,492 --> 01:16:50,084 - Oh, Stuart. - Ah. What's up. 1038 01:16:50,109 --> 01:16:56,559 For you, I have this beautiful, super duper incredible 1039 01:16:56,584 --> 01:16:58,490 snow globe. 1040 01:16:58,515 --> 01:17:00,456 Snow globe? 1041 01:17:00,481 --> 01:17:01,981 And, look. Look. 1042 01:17:02,006 --> 01:17:04,398 Hours of excitement. 1043 01:17:04,423 --> 01:17:09,316 Oh... Yippee. Thank you. 1044 01:17:11,094 --> 01:17:15,124 Oh, Stuart. We're just messing with you. 1045 01:17:15,149 --> 01:17:18,219 Don't be mad at me. It was Kevin’s idea. 1046 01:17:18,244 --> 01:17:20,243 - Ha. - Kevin! 1047 01:17:20,448 --> 01:17:23,449 We have a much better surprise for you. 1048 01:17:23,474 --> 01:17:25,880 Here. A Super Mega Ukulele. 1049 01:17:25,905 --> 01:17:29,030 Wo-Wow. Cool. 1050 01:18:03,384 --> 01:18:05,033 Thank you. 1051 01:18:05,213 --> 01:18:07,282 Right. Uh. 1052 01:18:07,307 --> 01:18:10,066 And finally, Kevin. 1053 01:18:10,529 --> 01:18:12,212 Yes, my queen. 1054 01:18:12,237 --> 01:18:15,846 You are hero of the highest order. 1055 01:18:15,871 --> 01:18:20,822 For your bravery and valor, I am knighting you. 1056 01:18:20,847 --> 01:18:24,770 From here on out, you are Sir Kevin. 1057 01:18:25,106 --> 01:18:26,935 Well done. 1058 01:18:36,576 --> 01:18:38,834 What a beautiful moment. 1059 01:18:38,859 --> 01:18:40,946 - Kumbaya! - Kumbaya! 1060 01:18:40,971 --> 01:18:46,329 The nation and the world was celebrating Kevin, Stuart, and Bob. 1061 01:18:46,354 --> 01:18:48,541 The last few thousand years were rough, 1062 01:18:48,566 --> 01:18:53,783 no question, but things were finally going their way. 1063 01:18:53,808 --> 01:18:57,591 Kevin had never been more proud. 1064 01:18:57,616 --> 01:18:59,426 But something was missing. 1065 01:18:59,451 --> 01:19:03,083 Ha ha, yes. Good show Good show. 1066 01:19:03,851 --> 01:19:06,960 My crown is gone. It's gone! 1067 01:19:06,985 --> 01:19:08,221 Blimey! 1068 01:19:08,246 --> 01:19:10,886 - She lost the crown. - Oh my god. 1069 01:19:13,216 --> 01:19:14,754 Ha-ha-ha... 1070 01:19:14,779 --> 01:19:15,923 Scarlet? 1071 01:19:21,372 --> 01:19:22,980 They took everything from me. 1072 01:19:23,005 --> 01:19:25,452 My castle. My reputation. 1073 01:19:25,477 --> 01:19:28,150 Things looked bleak, baby, I'm not going to lie. 1074 01:19:28,175 --> 01:19:32,674 But now, at least, I have my crown! 1075 01:19:46,287 --> 01:19:49,086 Fellow, give me that back. 1076 01:19:49,111 --> 01:19:52,272 No, I don't think so. 1077 01:19:52,297 --> 01:19:55,658 You have no idea who you are messing with. 1078 01:19:55,683 --> 01:19:59,225 I'm the greatest supervillain of all time. 1079 01:19:59,675 --> 01:20:02,250 Oh, were you? 1080 01:20:08,978 --> 01:20:11,873 Bud-Bud-Buddies. Come here. Come here. 1081 01:20:11,898 --> 01:20:14,091 Lo-Lo-Look! 1082 01:20:29,739 --> 01:20:33,578 It's the boss. The boss! Come on! 1083 01:20:33,603 --> 01:20:39,818 Are you really going to allow that little penguin to make off with my crown? 1084 01:20:40,618 --> 01:20:45,068 Oh, Herb. I'm done. 1085 01:20:45,093 --> 01:20:47,165 Hey. Hey. Scarlet. 1086 01:20:47,190 --> 01:20:48,615 Here. 1087 01:20:48,947 --> 01:20:51,830 For Me? Oh. 1088 01:20:51,855 --> 01:20:55,601 Yes, for you. Bye bye. 1089 01:20:55,626 --> 01:20:57,860 Big boss! 1090 01:20:59,289 --> 01:21:03,798 And that is how the Minions found their new boss. 1091 01:21:03,823 --> 01:21:05,833 He was cunning. He was evil. 1092 01:21:05,858 --> 01:21:07,408 He was perfect. 1093 01:21:07,433 --> 01:21:09,392 He was 1094 01:21:09,417 --> 01:21:12,213 despicable. 1095 01:21:15,283 --> 01:21:20,368 Subtitle created by - Aorion - 1096 01:21:54,448 --> 01:21:57,063 - Banana. - Banana. 1097 01:21:58,272 --> 01:22:01,606 - Banana. - Banana. 1098 01:22:08,882 --> 01:22:11,329 Banana. 1099 01:22:23,236 --> 01:22:25,259 Hey. Come on. 1100 01:22:45,146 --> 01:22:47,190 Shh. Shh. 1101 01:22:54,752 --> 01:22:56,025 Cheese. 1102 01:22:56,050 --> 01:22:59,038 Cheese. Cheese. 1103 01:23:33,098 --> 01:23:35,217 - Gru. - It's Gru. 1104 01:23:42,218 --> 01:23:46,711 - Gru. - Gru. 1105 01:23:46,963 --> 01:23:49,961 - Gru! - Gru!