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- Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
- Created by DonToribio (Subscence.Com moniker)
- Posted FIRST to Subscene June 14, 2015

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Welcome back, a cappella enthusiasts.

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My name is John Smith,
and sitting here to my left is

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Gail Abernathy-McKadden-Feinberger.

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This one's gonna stick, John.

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Well, you save the Jew for last.

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You're listening to "'Let's Talk", in front of the
world's premier, downloadable a cappella podcast

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We are coming to you live
from the nation's capital,

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<i>Where the Barden University Bellas are
about to rock the historic Kennedy Center.</i>

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<i>Boy, these girls have broken down every
single barrier in their path, haven't they, Gail?</i>

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Absolutely, John, the first all
female group to win a national title.

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<i>Three time defending champs,
and now here they are,</i>

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performing for the President
of the United States on his birthday.

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Wow, what an inspiration to girls all over the
Country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.

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<i>Here's Beca Mitchell, leader of the group.</i>

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<i>Look at these sequins and sparkles,
oh my, their feet just don't stop moving.</i>

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<i>Florencia Fuentes,
just earned her green card, John.</i>

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She may have to do that back flip
right back over the fence into Mexico.

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- I think she's Guatemalan.
- Oh, none of that matters.

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There's so much happening on stage,
I don't even know where to look.

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Back in my day,
we put on our blazers and we just sang,

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we maybe snapped our fingers
if we were feeling frisky.

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♫ I came in like a wrecking ball,
I never... ♫ Oh! Another surprise!

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A overweight girl
dangling from the ceiling.

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- Who hasn't had that dream?
- Lots of us.

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<i>- No!
- She has no underwear on.</i>

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<i>Oh, my God!</i>

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We have a commando situation.
<i>There is a commando situation on stage.</i>

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<i>Take her back up!
Pull her up already!</i>

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- She turning, brace yourself.
-<i> She coming, she's coming!</i>

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<i>Avert your eyes or take it all in!</i>

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Not the front!
Nobody wants to see the front!

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Oh, no!

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President.

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The Australian singer who calls herself Fat Amy
gave the President a birthday gift

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from down under during last night's celebration
held at the historic Kennedy Center.

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In case you're wondering what I mean by
"down under", yes, I mean her xxx.

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She showed her xxx...
to the President.

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All eyes were on the a cappella singers,
the Barden Bellas.

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Three time defending a
cappella national champion,

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which is... a real thing... apparently.

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Although authorities have ruled
out terrorism as a motive,

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the Bellas claim the mishap was merely
an accident and issued an apology.

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I am deeply sorry for the
upset that I have caused.

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I fell that I have already
received punishment enough...

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in the form silk burn.

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Exhibit C.

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Filth... women who're seen are just another
example cultural decay through loose morals.

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Not wearing underwear seems
kinda intentional to me.

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Yeah, you can choose to wear underwear,
or you don't wear underwear.

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That choice I make every day.

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Ya know, until today I thought singing a cappella
was the most embarrassing thing you could do.

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Normally that group is on-point, and last night
they were off-point. off-key, and then on the floor.

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It's a national disgrace.

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Yeah, but I'd rather be in that
limo ride home with the president,

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cut to the real President, he'd be like:
"That xxx was off the hook."

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Chloe, chill out, it was a mistake,
they're not gonna burn us for witchcraft.

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No, but the National a Cappella Association
is in there talking to the Dean about us,

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and who knows what's gonna happen.

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We won three championships, whatever
happens in there, we're gonna be fine.

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Maybe it's time to
think about other stuff.

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- What other stuff?
- Ya know, school, jobs, life.

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This group is my life.

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I've intentionally failed Russian Lit.
three times so I could be a Bella.

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This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to us... ever.

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Ya know, before coming to Barden,
I had diarrhea for seven years.

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But, yes, this is terrible.

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The Dean is ready for you tramps.

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Ladies, you have dragged the good name
of Barden University into the gutter.

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And you've really upset these people who...

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who's names I've already forgotten.

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Your little Southern Exposure in
front of our Commander in Chief ...

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has irreparably damaged the
entire institution of a cappella.

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- Blew it up.
- Funding drying up.

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Sponsors are pulling out.

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Unfortunately, an example must be made.

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It is the decision of this
governing body that the Bellas

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are hereby suspended from
competing at the collegiate level.

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The terms of your suspension
are laid-out in this document.

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<i>I'm sorry, but it's over.</i>

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Okay, can we be reasonable?

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Fat Amy apologized,
this was an accident.

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- Was it?
- You're taking us off of our victory tour?

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Who's gonna sing the National
Anthem at the Puppy Bowl?

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You're being replaced by
the European champions.

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A German group of total professionals.

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In other words,
they're gonna keep their pants on.

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So, we can't defend our title,
and we can't tour?

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<i>And you can't hold any auditions.</i>

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We don't need your ranks to
grow like a fungus.

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<i>Oh, so that's it then?</i>

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So, basically, the Bellas are over?

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Look Ladies, I'm sorry that this
disciplinary action has shocked you.

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<i>Especially since you're all seniors.</i>

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<i>But the truth is,</i>
you're just women...

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and you'll all be pregnant soon.

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Mom, I'm late, it's orientation,
you gotta let me go.

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Well, I can't.

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- I just can't do it.
- Mom, you can do it.

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My only daughter leaving the nest.

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You want me to stop, or I could keep singing.

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Mom, I don't know how I'm gonna get
by without your spontaneous singing.

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Well, Honey, you're gonna love this place.

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Just promise you'll call.

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Oh, and Honey,
don't be afraid to express yourself.

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And not with those weird buttons
they wear in their earlobes.

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- Unless you're gonna get a job...
- Slow down,

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I'm not gonna go anything crazy, I'm just gonna
write my songs and join an a cappella group.

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Not just ANY a cappella group,

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the Bellas are an institution.

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- My days as a Bella were...
- ...the best of your life.

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I know, and I can't WAIT to be one.

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Unless they don't take me, Mom.

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Oh, no, no... no, Honey,
they're gonna take you.

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Thanks to me, you were born INTO it.

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Then I'm gonna be your mother,
and your sister.

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Gross! Okay...

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All right, the next phase of my life....

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begins.

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Hold on, there's nothing in here
that strips us of our national title.

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And, if we're still reigning champs,
then we are automatically

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invited to represent America at the
World Championships this spring.

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Ah, yes, the World Championships of a Cappella,
where every four years

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groups from around the globe
compete for world domination.

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I'm sorry, it's just like I'm
supposed to be on, ya know?

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Well, look, Ladies, we can't stop you
from going to the World's Competition,

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<i>- it's not gonna help your case here.
- Not at all.</i>

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- What if we win it?
-<i> What if you win it?</i>

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Like... you... out-perform the other groups?

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How do you fit such big
dreams in such a small body?

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<i>What if you win it?</i>

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- No...
- What if... what if you win it?

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- Yeah, if we win, will you reinstate us?
-<i> Sure.</i>

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No American team has ever won.

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- That's because they hate us.
- The whole world.

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The whole world hates us.

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<I>Hello, freshman sons,
welcome to the Barden University.</i>

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Get off the stage, nobody cares about it.

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All right, you have made
a great choice, and a cheap one.

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Yea Barden.

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We have a very special
performance for you guys today,

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the pride and joy of Barden University,

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the Treblemakers.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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We are the Treblemakers.

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I'm Jesse, and this is a cappella.

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Let's do this! Yo, Treble!

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♫ Sucking too hard on a lollipop,
Oh, love's gonna get you down, ♫

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♫ Sucking too hard on a lollipop,
Oh, love's gonna get you down, ♫

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♫ Yeah, sucking too hard on a lollipop,
Oh, love's gonna get you down. ♫

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♫ I went walking with my momma one day
when she warned me what people say, ♫

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♫ Live your life until love is found
or love's gonna get you down. ♫

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♫ Take a look at the girl next door,
she's a player and a downright bore, ♫

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♫ Jesus loves her... she wants more,
oh, bad girls get you down, sing it! ♫

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♫ Sucking too hard on a lollipop,
Oh, love's gonna get you down, ♫

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♫ Sucking too hard on a lollipop,
Oh, love's gonna get you down, ♫

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♫ Say love, say love,
oh, love's gonna get you down. ♫

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♫ Say love, say love,
oh, love's gonna get you down. ♫

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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

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Chloe, do not blame yourself.
You're a ginger, that's punishment enough.

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This is not all your fault, it's on all of us.

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So, if we don't win the World, then what
are we, just a bunch of girls who hang out?

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What's wrong with that?

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If we don't win,
the Bellas are over.

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This is the biggest challenge
that any of us have ever faced.

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When I was nine years old my brother
tried to sell me for a chicken, so...

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Well, I will do whoever it takes in
order for us to get back to the top.

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- You mean whatever "it" takes?
- Yeah, I'll go that, too.

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That's great news, yes.

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No, I could start Monday.
I would be stoked to start on Monday.

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Sorry, I don't say "stoked",
I don't say stuff like that.

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I'm like... I'm pretty cool, you're gonna me.

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That was bad, too.

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We need to attack this problem head-on.

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I want 100% commitment
and laser focus, right?

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Great, I will see you Monday.

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Beca out.

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<i>- Beca!</i>
- Yep!

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Hey, Ladies, wanna come to a party?

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It's a tootsie party, you guys don't
even have to wear shoes.

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Best kind of party. Here ya go.

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Great job, Trebles,
you guys killed it.

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Thank you.

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- You like a cappella?
- Oh, yeah, I've got my heart set on being a Bella.

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It's actually at the very top of all my dream boards.

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Did I hear mention of dreams,
Hi, Benjamin Applebaum, at your service, hello.

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I just have to say,
you are so spirited, I...

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I just want to put you in
a box and saw you in half.

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For magic, as a part of a trick,
he does magic.

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- Right.
- It's only weird if you don't embrace it.

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Dude, explain yourself.

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I'll be honest, I completely blacked out.
How did I do, Man?

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Honestly, I've seen you do worse.

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<i>It's been months and we're
still getting hate mail?</i>

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- God!
- "For your hairy situation"?

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<i>Okay, we are officially registered.</i>

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Update your passports,
Ladies, because we are going

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to the very sunny,
very beautiful Copenhagen.

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- Yeah, yeah!
- Yes! Yes!

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- Where is that?
- I don't know, I failed math.

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It looks like the Competition has been dominated by
that stupid German group that took over our tour.

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You mean stole our tour.

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We need to scout those Deutchbags.

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The, how good can they be?

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Germany hasn't produced a good
singer since David Hasselhoff.

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<i>We're going to crush them,
and when we do</i>

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we can stick it to these chumps who send us
all these hate mail, like... Sonia Sotomayor.

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Judgy bitch.

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The Bellas are back.

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D'ya'll talk to Beca today?

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So, any first day jitters?

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No, no, ya know, I'm just gonna be
moody and distant, artists love that.

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I know I love that.
Here ya go.

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Okay.

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Hey, why do I feel so guilty?

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I've a lot to Bellas, right?
Like, three years of my life.

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Yeah, Bec, you should not feel
guilty at all about taking your shot.

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- This is a big deal, right?
- Yes, it is a very big deal.

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Nothin's gonna stop my girl.

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00:15:57,802 --> 00:15:59,112
I do not know him.

222
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,579
- X in a fex show.
- You can go.

223
00:16:07,119 --> 00:16:08,451
Are you ready, or...

224
00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:40,539
Okay, everybody, huddle up!

225
00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:42,349
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

226
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,969
Get up! C'mon!
To the table, please! To the table!

227
00:16:45,119 --> 00:16:49,377
Last one at this table has to help Frank watch
YouTube videos to find the next Justin Bieber.

228
00:16:49,527 --> 00:16:53,167
Hey, so, I'm turning 25 next week,
if anybody want to get some drinks... celebrate.

229
00:16:53,317 --> 00:16:57,186
<i>Frank, Buddy, less talk.
Thank you so much.</i>

230
00:16:57,336 --> 00:16:59,236
Okay, my people, check it out.

231
00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:01,569
That ...

232
00:17:03,536 --> 00:17:06,090
Dax... with the tech guy... did you call the tech guy?

233
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,632
Yeah, I talked to him.

234
00:17:07,783 --> 00:17:10,942
Do you understand, everything else in my life works.

235
00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:11,992
Oh-oh.

236
00:17:12,301 --> 00:17:14,068
So I just need everything
here to work,too, okay?

237
00:17:14,123 --> 00:17:17,008
- He said he was gonna call me back.
- Oh, my God.

238
00:17:17,159 --> 00:17:20,125
- Do you want me to call him back?
- Don't do it now.

239
00:17:20,693 --> 00:17:23,693
Okay, there we go.

240
00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:26,147
That is the Lion himself,

241
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,740
That is the legendary Snoop D-Oh-Double-G

242
00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:32,573
singing "White Christmas"
at a tree lighting ceremony in Moscow.

243
00:17:32,723 --> 00:17:36,177
He was so moved by the power of music
to unite the world, or some shit,

244
00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:38,795
that now he wants to drop
his own cool Christmas album.

245
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:41,076
<i>And because I sleep on a bed of Grammys,</i>

246
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,415
he has decided to hired me to produce it.

247
00:17:43,565 --> 00:17:45,756
But Snoop Dogg already dropped
the Christmas album.

248
00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:47,779
If you had listened to his album like I did...

249
00:17:47,929 --> 00:17:51,981
stranded in the air with T.I.
on a golden  hang glider,

250
00:17:52,132 --> 00:17:55,465
then you would have known that
none of the songs were classics.

251
00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:58,441
I've had to listen to that
album on two separate occasions,

252
00:17:58,717 --> 00:18:00,130
Hang glider with T.I.,

253
00:18:00,281 --> 00:18:02,876
and also a rocket ship
that Eminem has built.

254
00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:06,892
It doesn't go anywhere,
but he's got dreams for it, okay?

255
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,432
So, I need you to close your mouth.

256
00:18:09,582 --> 00:18:11,382
Herein lies the problem, everybody...

257
00:18:11,532 --> 00:18:13,545
Last time I checked,
there were over a million

258
00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:17,317
Christmas albums with the
same ten damn songs on them.

259
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:21,244
<i>So, Guys, I'm tellin' you man,</i>
I need all hands on deck right now,.

260
00:18:21,394 --> 00:18:24,589
to come up with ideas on how
to make this one stand out.

261
00:18:24,739 --> 00:18:26,341
Okay? You got it?

262
00:18:26,492 --> 00:18:28,256
Fire when ready, I wanna hear ideas.

263
00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:29,909
<i>Anything.</i>

264
00:18:30,558 --> 00:18:33,622
Anybody, anybody right now would be great,
anybody can talk right now...

265
00:18:33,773 --> 00:18:36,028
- What if we got those dogs...
- Anybody but you.

266
00:18:36,430 --> 00:18:39,542
What if we got those dogs that bark
"Jingle Bells" to back him up?

267
00:18:39,692 --> 00:18:44,229
L'me, l'me, let me guess, let me guess, you want those
dogs to back him up because he's Snoop Dogg?

268
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:47,251
- Yeah.
- That is a really great example.

269
00:18:47,402 --> 00:18:49,050
of a horrible idea.

270
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,281
Take a lap.

271
00:18:53,327 --> 00:18:54,955
- What?
- Take a lap.

272
00:18:55,105 --> 00:18:57,432
But I'm wearing skinny jeans.
- I don't care.

273
00:18:57,582 --> 00:18:59,985
Go, go, let's go, I want to see knees up.

274
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,180
Knees up!

275
00:19:03,504 --> 00:19:07,255
Guys, I should give you a little more time,
a minute, you got one minute, 60 seconds.

276
00:19:07,405 --> 00:19:10,952
My time is like a toddler in a tiara,
okay, precious and short.

277
00:19:11,102 --> 00:19:14,460
I need really great ideas,
Snoop is coming.

278
00:19:27,223 --> 00:19:29,938
Sorry, my boobs are all crazy,
I was just jumping.

279
00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:33,216
I... I just came from auditions,
you guys weren't there,

280
00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:36,675
- I was hoping for the chance to sing for you.
- No, I can't help you,

281
00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:38,825
we're not allowed to take anyone else in.

282
00:19:38,904 --> 00:19:41,304
Oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm a Junk.

283
00:19:41,454 --> 00:19:43,754
Whaddya say about your junk?

284
00:19:44,569 --> 00:19:45,956
I'm Emily... Junk.

285
00:19:46,106 --> 00:19:49,857
I know it's weird.. my Mom's last name.
My Dad's last name is Hardon, so...

286
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,393
I'm a legacy... Junk.

287
00:19:57,909 --> 00:19:59,409
My Mom was a Bella.

288
00:19:59,717 --> 00:20:02,646
- Your mother is Katherine Junk?
- Who?

289
00:20:02,796 --> 00:20:05,421
Only the Top Bitch of the 1981 Bellas.

290
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:10,325
She pioneered the Syncopated  Booty Shake.
And word is she has a 5 octave vocal range.

291
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,541
Yeah, still does... you do not want to
hear that woman doin' it with my dad.

292
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,498
What an odd thing to say.

293
00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:19,890
True, if a Legacy wants to audition,
we have to let her.

294
00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:25,228
Show us what ya got.

295
00:20:25,378 --> 00:20:28,212
Right now? Right here?
Right here, right now.

296
00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:33,783
Okay, I'd like to perform an original
song that I've been working on,

297
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,415
I'm not quite finished with it though, so ...

298
00:20:36,565 --> 00:20:38,165
let's not be dicks about it.

299
00:20:39,092 --> 00:20:40,996
Sorry, that was crass, wasn't it?

300
00:20:41,146 --> 00:20:44,648
- Fat Amy, you have a lovely vagina.
- Thank you. proceed.

301
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,628
That one I'm... I'm still kinda
tinkering with... so whatever...

302
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,842
So nothing is completely set.

303
00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:40,678
Would you excuse us for just one second?

304
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:44,193
She's pretty good.
Can we take her?

305
00:21:44,343 --> 00:21:47,828
What... what do you expect us to say,
she's standing right there?

306
00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:50,985
- Definitely not a soloist.
- No.

307
00:21:51,136 --> 00:21:54,017
Technically she came to us,
so we're not breaking any rules.

308
00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:58,167
- Yeah, it's the perfect loophole.
- You know, it's always good to have an extra body,

309
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,778
Just in case one of us gets kidnapped for ransom ...

310
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:05,456
is thrown into a shipping container
and is made to eat only leaves and Gazra seeds.

311
00:22:05,606 --> 00:22:07,806
Yeah, I agree, we need new blood.

312
00:22:07,956 --> 00:22:10,317
I don't think we should
decide anything without Bec.

313
00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:13,115
I keep a pen under my tongue.

314
00:22:14,368 --> 00:22:17,322
Anyone else think that it was creepy that she
never really opened her eyes the whole time?

315
00:22:17,473 --> 00:22:21,082
Again, we're talking about her,
and she's standing right there.

316
00:22:21,232 --> 00:22:24,401
But if we're gonna talk negative,
let's start with the giraffe legs.

317
00:22:25,566 --> 00:22:27,066
Okay, let's take a vote on it.

318
00:22:27,216 --> 00:22:30,270
Anyone who wants her in, sing G sharp,
anyone who doesn't, sing E flat.

319
00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:31,948
One, two...

320
00:22:39,935 --> 00:22:41,808
I like the sweat shirt.

321
00:22:43,899 --> 00:22:45,672
Welcome to the Bellas.

322
00:22:50,299 --> 00:22:52,243
- Stop, stop, stop.
- Oh, Girl.

323
00:22:54,063 --> 00:22:56,252
So, when does the new hazing start.

324
00:22:56,403 --> 00:22:57,975
Tell you what,
I'll go back to my dorm and pretend

325
00:22:58,025 --> 00:22:59,725
to be surprised when you
throw the hood over my head

326
00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:02,662
and make me solve a Rubik's Cube
while sucking vodka from a Maxi Pad.

327
00:23:02,812 --> 00:23:04,463
That's what my Mom said happened.

328
00:23:04,614 --> 00:23:06,866
-  Not in here.
- You might want to look around,

329
00:23:07,017 --> 00:23:10,310
we don't exactly have
a Maxi Pad to spare.

330
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:13,552
All right! Grab your guts, Ladies, it's party time!

331
00:23:13,702 --> 00:23:16,996
We got tickets to Copenhagen
and a brand new Bella.

332
00:23:18,811 --> 00:23:19,919
Let's go!

333
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:24,261
I should... um...

334
00:23:24,412 --> 00:23:26,412
I can just leave it.

335
00:23:26,922 --> 00:23:28,922
Let's go get into trouble.

336
00:23:28,973 --> 00:23:30,773
This bush always been here?

337
00:23:30,923 --> 00:23:33,702
- Watch it!
- You know there's a gate, right?

338
00:23:38,715 --> 00:23:40,739
It sure is a stylish party.

339
00:23:40,889 --> 00:23:43,511
Yeah, well, this isn't just any college party,

340
00:23:43,661 --> 00:23:46,206
this is a cappella angry.

341
00:23:46,357 --> 00:23:49,139
So, get prepared to meet a
lot of sexually confused men.

342
00:23:49,289 --> 00:23:51,505
Bellas, welcome, welcome, welcome.

343
00:23:51,655 --> 00:23:54,763
Jesse, where is Beca, I thought she
was gonna be with you tonight?

344
00:23:54,913 --> 00:23:57,982
- I thought she was with you.
- I thought she was with you.

345
00:24:00,378 --> 00:24:02,854
- Benji, right?
- Right! Slarggen.

346
00:24:03,104 --> 00:24:05,583
Norf-Fless-Pan-Then.

347
00:24:05,749 --> 00:24:09,019
Oh, those aren't... sorry, those aren't words.

348
00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:16,734
- Movies.
- Are you asking me out?

349
00:24:18,568 --> 00:24:21,666
- Yes.
- Oh, that's so sweet.

350
00:24:21,816 --> 00:24:26,752
It's my first day, I wasn't really
planning on rushing in on anything.

351
00:24:42,165 --> 00:24:43,265
You made it.

352
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:46,790
Yeah, couldn't miss a last good night party.

353
00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:49,712
So, how was the internship?

354
00:24:49,862 --> 00:24:52,320
Eye opening, yeah, he does not mess around.

355
00:24:52,470 --> 00:24:55,887
Chloe asked where you were,
why didn't you tell her?

356
00:24:56,037 --> 00:24:58,037
Oh, she's just...

357
00:24:58,187 --> 00:25:02,195
she's, like, watching the whole world right now,
and I'm lookin' for the right time.. I'll tell her.

358
00:25:03,018 --> 00:25:04,305
Bumper's back.

359
00:25:06,251 --> 00:25:07,364
Campus Security.

360
00:25:07,414 --> 00:25:11,626
- Bumper, Bumper.
- Fat Amy's back.

361
00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:14,304
Because I never left,
because I'm still there.

362
00:25:14,454 --> 00:25:18,626
But I'm back, and that's a big deal,
because I'm arrived again.

363
00:25:19,506 --> 00:25:23,380
Yeah, for someone who left four years ago,
you had it to shake the money.

364
00:25:24,474 --> 00:25:27,632
I've got some deep, ugly news.

365
00:25:27,675 --> 00:25:30,936
- What?
- I have been hand plucked

366
00:25:31,086 --> 00:25:32,391
to be put on a waiting list,

367
00:25:32,536 --> 00:25:37,596
to put on a very well known
TV singing competition.

368
00:25:37,646 --> 00:25:38,646
- Really?
- Yep!

369
00:25:38,684 --> 00:25:39,737
I know what you're thinking...

370
00:25:39,822 --> 00:25:43,589
Oh! Bumper! You shut your
face and kiss me, Bumper

371
00:25:43,699 --> 00:25:46,136
- G'night.
Bumper, please, just...

372
00:25:46,286 --> 00:25:48,286
That is not even how I talk.

373
00:25:48,436 --> 00:25:49,688
You talk exactly like this.

374
00:25:49,786 --> 00:25:52,375
- I do not.
- Yes, you do.

375
00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:53,709
No, I don't.

376
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:55,703
- So, shut up.
- You shut up.

377
00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:13,879
I'm so excited to meet the woman who
single handedly created the Bellas sound.

378
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,475
We're sisters... I can't believe we're sisters.

379
00:26:16,525 --> 00:26:17,525
- Oh, yeah, hi!
- Hi!

380
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:21,867
Chloe texted me that we added a Legacy,
I didn't even know that was a thing.

381
00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:05,948
<i>Remind me again why
we are at a car show.</i>

382
00:27:06,098 --> 00:27:08,772
We are here for one reason
and one reason only...

383
00:27:08,922 --> 00:27:10,159
scout the competition.

384
00:27:10,309 --> 00:27:13,639
Totally gonna help us win the World's
if we know what we're up against.

385
00:27:13,789 --> 00:27:17,311
All right,
now where are those tour thieves?

386
00:27:17,462 --> 00:27:18,562
Stacy!

387
00:27:18,712 --> 00:27:20,350
Just keep it in your pants maybe.

388
00:27:25,473 --> 00:27:27,656
This all should have been ours.

389
00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:29,806
I hate these Germans.

390
00:27:33,698 --> 00:27:36,637
Okay, the car's moved,
nothing more else is gonna be half as good.

391
00:27:36,787 --> 00:27:38,504
But they're moving backwards,

392
00:27:38,654 --> 00:27:40,224
with girls driving them.

393
00:27:42,937 --> 00:27:46,580
We are... we are the Sound Machine.

394
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,627
A German collective operating in concert

395
00:27:49,777 --> 00:27:52,157
to create sonic... sonic mastery.

396
00:27:52,347 --> 00:27:56,039
What better way to appreciate
automotive perfection.

397
00:29:02,350 --> 00:29:05,461
They really nasty! How we gonna
compete against a group that size?

398
00:29:05,611 --> 00:29:07,311
They're so frickin' insane.

399
00:29:45,396 --> 00:29:46,711
<i>Did you clap?</i>

400
00:29:46,862 --> 00:29:48,862
- We clap?
- A noisy clap.

401
00:29:57,503 --> 00:30:00,399
Barden Bellas, you came here to see us?

402
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:02,279
Is it because you are...

403
00:30:02,429 --> 00:30:05,104
what do the American kids say... "Jelly"?

404
00:30:05,254 --> 00:30:07,254
We are so not Jelly.

405
00:30:07,444 --> 00:30:10,855
We should really thank you for
making this tour a reality.

406
00:30:11,005 --> 00:30:13,468
You know, with your bumbling ineptitude.

407
00:30:13,618 --> 00:30:15,906
We should send them something... a fruit basket?

408
00:30:17,222 --> 00:30:19,648
Or would you prefer mini muffins?

409
00:30:19,798 --> 00:30:22,205
Okay, we didn't come here to
start something with you guys,

410
00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:25,516
we just wanted to check you out before
the Worlds where we're gonna kick your ass.

411
00:30:28,346 --> 00:30:32,302
You? You are the kicker of ass?

412
00:30:32,452 --> 00:30:36,875
- Oh, yeah.
- You are so tiny, like an elf.

413
00:30:37,122 --> 00:30:39,659
Or is it a fairy?

414
00:30:41,137 --> 00:30:42,936
- Troll.
- That's it.

415
00:30:43,087 --> 00:30:44,463
You are like a troll.

416
00:30:45,534 --> 00:30:49,011
You are physically flawless.

417
00:30:49,161 --> 00:30:52,358
- Thank you.
- But it doesn't mean I like you.

418
00:30:53,968 --> 00:30:55,594
We are not scared about the Worlds,

419
00:30:55,618 --> 00:30:59,055
because when the Bellas hit the
stage we are going to blow minds.

420
00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:02,680
With what?
More of Flubby Abby's baby shoot?

421
00:31:02,831 --> 00:31:05,123
- That's not my name.
- I don't know your name.

422
00:31:05,273 --> 00:31:10,037
Could be anything, Obese Denise,
Inflexible Tina, Lazy Susan.

423
00:31:10,385 --> 00:31:15,346
My name is Fat Amy and I
eat crap like you for lunch.

424
00:31:15,575 --> 00:31:19,675
Your team is like a...
how do you say that, a heated mess.

425
00:31:19,825 --> 00:31:22,952
You know, a mess where
heat is applied to it,

426
00:31:22,994 --> 00:31:26,972
so what once was a little
messy is now even messier.

427
00:31:27,237 --> 00:31:31,477
Darlings, please take my advice,
don't try to beat us.

428
00:31:31,627 --> 00:31:33,916
You can't, we are the best.

429
00:31:34,334 --> 00:31:36,739
And now I must really go and rest my neck,

430
00:31:36,975 --> 00:31:39,360
it's sore from looking down.

431
00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:45,566
Just because you are making me very sexually
confused, does not mean that you are intimidating.

432
00:31:45,717 --> 00:31:49,250
We have nothing to lose,
we have literally nothing.

433
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,324
Be seein' ya, Bitches.

434
00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:54,064
Oh, what is happening,
I'm using my hands so much?

435
00:31:54,332 --> 00:31:56,055
All right, Ladies, focus up.

436
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:58,896
We need to beat those German idiots.

437
00:32:00,221 --> 00:32:03,323
We're going to beat D.S.M. at their own game,
see what they do, just better.

438
00:32:03,473 --> 00:32:07,298
And we're about to do a full scales assessment
to blow out our choreography too much.

439
00:32:07,448 --> 00:32:10,874
But... the important thing
is that we have fun, right?

440
00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:13,610
Legacy, don't take this the wrong way,

441
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,787
you're the dumbest person alive.

442
00:33:10,114 --> 00:33:13,334
Is it weird that we never got
around to singing today?

443
00:33:13,484 --> 00:33:16,299
Well, it's kinda hard to start
singing without arrangements

444
00:33:16,449 --> 00:33:18,887
And that's on me, so,
thank you for reminding me.

445
00:33:19,037 --> 00:33:22,273
Yeah, by including me about A.S.A.P. so we
can start nailing down the choreography.

446
00:33:22,423 --> 00:33:25,442
Right on top of that, Chloe.

447
00:33:25,702 --> 00:33:28,860
I just wanted... just wanted to let you
know that I've been working really hard on,

448
00:33:28,922 --> 00:33:31,009
you know, calming my nerves
and keeping my eyes open.

449
00:33:31,159 --> 00:33:33,657
I was wondering if you could
give me some pointers... maybe.

450
00:33:33,807 --> 00:33:36,762
You know, with the singing, I don't really know
exactly where you're gonna put me in on the songs...

451
00:33:36,912 --> 00:33:39,274
I don't mean to be rude,
I just have somewhere that I need to be.

452
00:33:41,233 --> 00:33:43,533
- You did great today.
- Thanks.

453
00:34:07,051 --> 00:34:09,016
Wait, hold up, just hold up for a second.

454
00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:13,126
Wait? Hold up? Man, that sounds awesome
right now, what are you talking about?

455
00:34:13,277 --> 00:34:16,594
Naw, It's not... it's not you, it's a tech thing.
So,  just go ahead and take five.

456
00:34:16,745 --> 00:34:18,898
It better be a tech thing. 'cause...

457
00:34:19,048 --> 00:34:22,526
the way I sound in my ear drums...
This is immaculate, Man.

458
00:34:25,532 --> 00:34:30,613
This song, there's nothing... nothing
special about it yet, you know what I mean?

459
00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:33,785
- Any ideas, because...
- Hear me out ...

460
00:34:33,936 --> 00:34:38,012
- Please, Dax, please.
- We can remove the sleigh bells

461
00:34:38,162 --> 00:34:40,630
and put in kalimba.

462
00:34:42,557 --> 00:34:43,988
Ya know, the finger thing.

463
00:34:44,138 --> 00:34:47,696
I know what the kalimba does,
I know how it's operated, okay?

464
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,841
- Kalimba...
- Don't say it again.

465
00:34:49,991 --> 00:34:52,212
Go in the corner,
go eat your lunch in the corner.

466
00:34:52,362 --> 00:34:54,680
But, what am I gonna do with my Sriracha?

467
00:34:54,830 --> 00:34:58,810
Say one more hipster thing, and I'm gonna shove
you in your vintage bassoon case, okay?

468
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:03,620
Turn!

469
00:35:04,118 --> 00:35:06,118
Aim higher, People, okay?

470
00:35:06,268 --> 00:35:09,175
And be very careful what
you pitch to me next.

471
00:35:09,326 --> 00:35:11,880
Just have him sing it again... the singer.

472
00:35:12,786 --> 00:35:14,127
Who are you?

473
00:35:14,932 --> 00:35:17,628
Nobody, literally nobody,
I just had a thought.

474
00:35:17,678 --> 00:35:21,072
No, okay, sure, sure.

475
00:35:21,711 --> 00:35:23,888
Nobody else has an idea.

476
00:35:24,287 --> 00:35:27,941
Let's do it exactly the same way.

477
00:35:28,092 --> 00:35:30,016
<i>Again.</i>

478
00:35:30,066 --> 00:35:32,040
<i>Will do, Nephew.</i>

479
00:36:42,137 --> 00:36:44,216
Or it  can be something different, I can...

480
00:36:44,886 --> 00:36:46,307
That was amazing, Snoop.

481
00:36:46,457 --> 00:36:49,407
Thank you so very much,
you can take a small break, Man.

482
00:36:49,557 --> 00:36:51,943
Everything... perfection... perfection.

483
00:36:52,212 --> 00:36:54,012
Groovy like a drive-in movie.

484
00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:57,696
You can sing.

485
00:36:57,973 --> 00:37:02,351
Yeah, I'm like a three time
collegiate a cappella champion, so...

486
00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:05,381
We're both huge successes in our field.

487
00:37:05,531 --> 00:37:07,531
Yeah, yeah, let's say that.

488
00:37:07,681 --> 00:37:09,281
What do you do here?

489
00:37:10,303 --> 00:37:13,754
I just get coffee and burritos and stuff.

490
00:37:13,904 --> 00:37:15,758
I want to produce music.

491
00:37:15,908 --> 00:37:17,655
Dax, can you do me a favor?

492
00:37:17,805 --> 00:37:20,258
Turn around right now
and watch this exchange.

493
00:37:20,408 --> 00:37:23,296
That's "value added".

494
00:37:23,446 --> 00:37:26,182
If you have any demos, You,
I can listen to, I'll make the time.

495
00:37:27,293 --> 00:37:29,293
- Oh, seriously?
-<i> Seriously, yeah.</i>

496
00:37:29,444 --> 00:37:31,444
Dax, did you see what happened there?

497
00:37:31,594 --> 00:37:33,594
She did something that was helpful.

498
00:37:33,744 --> 00:37:36,868
And now I'm going to reward
her by listening to her demos.

499
00:37:37,018 --> 00:37:38,172
Turn back around.

500
00:37:38,323 --> 00:37:40,123
Now! Turn around, please.

501
00:37:42,137 --> 00:37:44,934
So, Snoop, we've got an idea.

502
00:37:45,084 --> 00:37:48,347
Me too, water skis, but for dry land.

503
00:37:48,497 --> 00:37:51,577
- Real play, ya know what I'm talkin' about?
- Brilliant.

504
00:37:52,909 --> 00:37:55,298
- I'll write that down.
- Yeah, please.

505
00:38:18,417 --> 00:38:19,544
What am I looking at?

506
00:38:19,694 --> 00:38:20,807
We're pillow fighting.

507
00:38:23,147 --> 00:38:25,340
You know this sets women
back like 30 years.

508
00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:26,908
Just relieving some stress.

509
00:38:27,058 --> 00:38:28,494
This was on the porch.

510
00:38:30,405 --> 00:38:32,631
What is that?

511
00:38:41,510 --> 00:38:44,791
- Says we're invited to sing at some kind of a party.
- We're going to sing?

512
00:38:44,941 --> 00:38:46,099
Finally.

513
00:38:46,249 --> 00:38:48,249
Well, there's just an address and a password.

514
00:38:48,399 --> 00:38:50,199
How sexy and mysterious.

515
00:38:50,436 --> 00:38:53,851
I count all my teeth from other people.

516
00:39:02,783 --> 00:39:04,206
Anyone else scared?

517
00:39:04,357 --> 00:39:07,101
Not really, I already lived
longer than I expected.

518
00:39:11,028 --> 00:39:12,129
<i>Password?</i>

519
00:39:14,897 --> 00:39:16,697
Fart noise.

520
00:39:16,847 --> 00:39:19,647
<i>Did you not see the parentheses?</i>

521
00:39:27,119 --> 00:39:30,438
Bellas, so glad Y'all came, c'mon in.

522
00:39:31,921 --> 00:39:38,932
Standing in front of you, Ladies, happens
to be the world's biggest a cappella fan.

523
00:39:39,082 --> 00:39:41,490
- We found you.
- <i>Yes, hello, here I am.</i>

524
00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:43,003
What can we do for you?

525
00:39:43,154 --> 00:39:47,023
So, last week, when I just happened to tinkle,
it occurred to me... do not! Do not!

526
00:39:49,109 --> 00:39:53,415
That was rude, you do not come to a
gentleman's house and touch his goose.

527
00:39:54,532 --> 00:39:56,532
So, we are... are we... or...

528
00:39:56,682 --> 00:40:00,632
Actually, you're pretty late.
C'mon, let's go!

529
00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:06,161
This is the big time.

530
00:40:19,316 --> 00:40:21,342
Das Sound Machine, two o'clock.

531
00:40:21,492 --> 00:40:24,322
- Tiny Mouse.
- We meet again.

532
00:40:24,472 --> 00:40:27,848
Another verbal beat-down.
<i>The highlight of my day.</i>

533
00:40:27,998 --> 00:40:31,909
So, have you abandoned your foolish
plans to face us at the Worlds?

534
00:40:32,392 --> 00:40:36,883
You wish, You Gorgeous Specimen.

535
00:40:37,414 --> 00:40:40,083
- Is she really in my head.
-<i> There we were.</i>

536
00:40:40,233 --> 00:40:42,433
I'll be happy to send you there.

537
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:46,209
I'll mail you,
A large envelope costs nothing.

538
00:40:46,359 --> 00:40:48,159
<i>Well, it would cost more than nothing,</i>

539
00:40:48,309 --> 00:40:52,621
but still cheaper than shipping
by either horse or perhaps an adult moose.

540
00:40:52,771 --> 00:40:54,471
Do you ever think maybe you're too big?

541
00:40:54,621 --> 00:40:56,321
It'll cost a fortune to mail you.

542
00:40:56,471 --> 00:40:58,471
You... you're enormous.

543
00:40:58,906 --> 00:41:00,868
I think we should change her name to
"Feisty Mouse".

544
00:41:01,318 --> 00:41:02,369
Yeah!

545
00:41:02,419 --> 00:41:04,834
Just need to find is, like, a taller pair of shoes.

546
00:41:04,884 --> 00:41:06,651
- Hey!
- Hey!

547
00:41:06,705 --> 00:41:08,145
What are you doing here?
What's going on?

548
00:41:08,296 --> 00:41:10,196
I guess I gotta go.

549
00:41:10,351 --> 00:41:11,751
- Why?
- I don't know.

550
00:41:11,901 --> 00:41:15,903
Welcome to the first ever showdown of

551
00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:22,560
the National a Cappella
Laser Ninja Dragon League.

552
00:41:25,885 --> 00:41:28,147
Can you dig it?

553
00:41:32,837 --> 00:41:34,828
Okay, let's meet our teams.

554
00:41:34,978 --> 00:41:37,530
First we have the Treblemakers.

555
00:41:40,718 --> 00:41:43,793
Okay, we have the Barden Bellas.

556
00:41:45,696 --> 00:41:49,007
We have the Tone Hangers.

557
00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:56,384
♫ Sorbet, sorbet, sorbet,
sorbet, and a cherry on top. ♫

558
00:41:57,256 --> 00:42:00,020
And taking a break from their national tour,

559
00:42:00,170 --> 00:42:02,500
Das Sound Machine.

560
00:42:06,216 --> 00:42:10,240
And the pride of Wisconsin,
the Green Bay Packers.

561
00:42:17,142 --> 00:42:19,236
I could be the vixen in that man's sandwich.

562
00:42:19,465 --> 00:42:21,313
Well, here's how this is gonna work...

563
00:42:21,463 --> 00:42:24,621
When I point to you,
you sing a song from one of the

564
00:42:24,671 --> 00:42:27,162
categories that's gonna appear
up there on the big board.

565
00:42:27,313 --> 00:42:28,863
<i>There's only one rule,</i>

566
00:42:29,013 --> 00:42:31,624
you have to meet the beat.

567
00:42:38,566 --> 00:42:42,177
But you have to do it follow-the-leader style.

568
00:43:07,843 --> 00:43:09,657
<i>That was fun.</i>

569
00:43:10,036 --> 00:43:15,147
Now... if you can't carry the tune,
the whole team's out.

570
00:43:15,297 --> 00:43:17,890
As in, you're gone.

571
00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:18,751
And then...

572
00:43:18,801 --> 00:43:23,899
Cornelius, too heavy, I told you before
'cause I hurt my arm saluting the flag.

573
00:43:26,976 --> 00:43:30,237
The winners will get...

574
00:43:30,387 --> 00:43:32,974
epic bragging rights.

575
00:43:35,361 --> 00:43:37,038
<i>I'm sorry, did I not mention this?</i>

576
00:43:37,188 --> 00:43:40,838
A forty-two thousand dollar
gift card to Dave & Buster's.

577
00:43:44,067 --> 00:43:46,067
Clay Matthews lost it.

578
00:43:46,217 --> 00:43:50,679
Okay, all right, let's get this thing started,
let's take a look at the first category?

579
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,480
Songs about butts.

580
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,840
- I know, anything on the radio, basically, right?
- Right!

581
00:43:56,990 --> 00:43:58,760
<i>Think about what you're gonna sing.</i>

582
00:43:58,910 --> 00:44:02,878
Let's start with...
Das Sound Machine.

583
00:45:38,001 --> 00:45:41,306
Stop, stop, what was that, yo.

584
00:45:41,911 --> 00:45:45,566
Not! How about we keep playin' the game?

585
00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:49,262
You think you're a better lyricist

586
00:45:49,412 --> 00:45:52,560
than Sir Mix-a-Lot,
a man who was knighted by Queen.

587
00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:55,645
- Do you know the band Queen?
- Yes.. no... no, Sir, I do not.

588
00:45:55,796 --> 00:46:00,204
Just... I couldn't help it, I caught a
glimpse of an angel... I got inspired.

589
00:46:00,254 --> 00:46:03,787
Well, you're goin' to hell.
Because, Treblemakers,

590
00:46:03,937 --> 00:46:05,937
you are...

591
00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:14,503
Four left!
Let's take a look at the next category?

592
00:46:14,653 --> 00:46:16,638
Oh, Country Love.

593
00:46:16,654 --> 00:46:18,336
Oh! Oh! I know all about this.

594
00:46:18,487 --> 00:46:21,729
Nobody in this room has love more
tender than I have. Please pick us.

595
00:46:21,879 --> 00:46:24,887
- Let me have it. - Let us have it.
- Let the world have it.

596
00:46:24,946 --> 00:46:26,846
I would give it to him.

597
00:46:26,996 --> 00:46:28,996
All right then, well, why don't we start with you?

598
00:46:29,146 --> 00:46:31,146
Tone Hangers, you're up, you're up!

599
00:46:31,584 --> 00:46:34,381
We're gonna get this, I got this, I got this.

600
00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:21,258
I got it, I got it.

601
00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:23,208
I tender, I got nothin', Guys.

602
00:47:29,174 --> 00:47:30,793
You are such a disa-aca-pointment!

603
00:47:30,961 --> 00:47:34,809
Thank you,
Reginald Wilson Vankree Matthew the Fourth.

604
00:47:34,959 --> 00:47:37,523
What on God's Good
Green One are you doing?

605
00:47:38,597 --> 00:47:42,497
I had my mind on those 42 gees at D & B's.

606
00:47:42,647 --> 00:47:45,095
I'm afraid you can kiss that goodbye.

607
00:47:45,245 --> 00:47:47,245
Green Bay Packers...

608
00:47:50,748 --> 00:47:53,206
Let's see what the next category is.

609
00:47:53,256 --> 00:47:55,062
<u><b>I DATED JOHN MAYER</b></u>

610
00:47:57,212 --> 00:47:59,451
Oh, I was his personal assistant!

611
00:47:59,601 --> 00:48:01,601
That's so unfair.

612
00:48:01,751 --> 00:48:03,751
- We got this, we got this.
- Get in there, get in there.

613
00:48:03,901 --> 00:48:06,600
Okay, then why don't we start with you,
Das Sound Machine.

614
00:49:07,682 --> 00:49:10,679
That doesn't deserve a boo.

615
00:49:11,622 --> 00:49:13,514
It's funny... for everyone, because

616
00:49:13,664 --> 00:49:19,410
it sounds like you're implying that
John Mayer and Tina Turner are having...

617
00:49:19,446 --> 00:49:22,646
- Oh, yeah.
-<i> Get him out, get him out!</i>

618
00:49:22,796 --> 00:49:25,550
- I don't know if I believe him.
- I... I'm telling the truth.

619
00:49:25,701 --> 00:49:26,994
<i>The Tone Hangers!</i>

620
00:49:29,746 --> 00:49:31,746
There we have our two.

621
00:49:31,943 --> 00:49:33,763
Yeah, we have a show-down.

622
00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:37,041
All right, c'mon in,
let's do this face-off style.

623
00:49:37,381 --> 00:49:41,227
Okay, take a look, see what your final category is.

624
00:49:41,929 --> 00:49:43,278
<u><b>90'S HIP HOP JAMZ</b></u>

625
00:49:43,428 --> 00:49:45,428
<i>90's Hip Hop Jamz</i>

626
00:49:45,578 --> 00:49:47,578
Okay, Y'all,
take a second to think about it.

627
00:49:47,981 --> 00:49:49,467
Time's up! Go!

628
00:50:59,484 --> 00:51:05,298
Sorry... what... 90's... hip hop jamz is that again?

629
00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:11,176
More like a 21st century jamz.

630
00:51:11,326 --> 00:51:13,983
That's it... yeah, I wrote it.

631
00:51:22,354 --> 00:51:24,589
You're saying it's an original?

632
00:51:25,714 --> 00:51:27,405
Yes, I'm saying it's an original.

633
00:51:33,235 --> 00:51:37,118
-  Our jam is cover.
- We spit on originals.

634
00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:40,228
- What is your name?
- Emily.

635
00:51:40,670 --> 00:51:43,956
Emily.
I hate you.

636
00:51:47,066 --> 00:51:50,723
In light of this embarrassment,

637
00:51:50,873 --> 00:51:53,504
and unprofessional information,

638
00:51:53,654 --> 00:51:55,903
I am forced to declare,

639
00:51:56,054 --> 00:51:57,217
Sorry, guys.

640
00:51:57,369 --> 00:52:01,052
Das Sound Machine are the winners.

641
00:52:19,715 --> 00:52:22,790
- Did you really write that?
- You shouldn't've done that, Emily.

642
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:25,154
Now they have something
they have to drop on us.

643
00:52:25,304 --> 00:52:26,577
I'm sorry, I panicked.

644
00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:29,440
I understand you want me to
crawl under a rock and die.

645
00:52:29,590 --> 00:52:31,285
We don't want... hey, we don't want that.

646
00:52:31,436 --> 00:52:34,627
Hey, Becs, let's go meet the Green Bay Packers.

647
00:52:51,516 --> 00:52:53,611
I'm just kidding,
would you like to have sex later?

648
00:52:53,961 --> 00:52:55,236
No.

649
00:52:56,401 --> 00:52:59,097
So, that's a "no" then?
Because of the wink and...

650
00:52:59,247 --> 00:53:01,247
It's a hundred percent "no".

651
00:53:28,175 --> 00:53:31,799
Da... Dax, I swear, if this kid was not my nephew.

652
00:53:31,949 --> 00:53:36,254
Hey, I know you're crazy busy,
but have you had a chance to check-out those demos?

653
00:53:36,404 --> 00:53:39,254
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.

654
00:53:41,498 --> 00:53:43,798
This dead air between us is a good sign.

655
00:53:46,241 --> 00:53:48,600
You got a great ear,
you proved that in the booth,

656
00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:50,663
and I was super excited
to hear what else you had,

657
00:53:50,813 --> 00:53:53,846
and what you gave me
was more mash-ups.

658
00:53:53,996 --> 00:53:55,896
That's sorta what I do.

659
00:53:56,402 --> 00:53:58,502
Listen, Reggie,
is it Reggie?

660
00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:02,851
Beca... that happens a lot,
though, you'd be surprised.

661
00:54:03,001 --> 00:54:05,101
Okay, here's the thing,

662
00:54:05,251 --> 00:54:09,955
any kid with ears and a laptop can do that...
Dax can do that.

663
00:54:11,338 --> 00:54:15,110
That's fine if you want a career
D.J.ing raves out in the desert,

664
00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:18,481
but if you want to write "Music producer"
on your tax forms someday,

665
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:22,496
then you've got to have an original voice, you
understand, you've got to show me what YOU have.

666
00:54:22,646 --> 00:54:25,368
Right now what I have is a
demo with mash-ups on it.

667
00:54:25,396 --> 00:54:29,196
Yeah, yeah, I got lots of stuff to say,
I'm just saving it all up.

668
00:54:32,257 --> 00:54:33,985
Bridget... Rebec... what is it, Beca?

669
00:54:34,035 --> 00:54:35,431
- Beca.
- Okay, yeah.

670
00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:39,815
You're an intern,
and everybody else in here's an intern.

671
00:54:39,965 --> 00:54:43,411
You're talented,
everybody else in here is talented.

672
00:54:43,562 --> 00:54:46,625
So what the hell makes you special?
Do you know what I mean?

673
00:54:46,775 --> 00:54:49,873
That's good.
So what I'm gonna do...

674
00:54:50,023 --> 00:54:56,226
is I'm gonna give you one more shot to
show me who you are, as an artist, okay?

675
00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:57,729
Do not waste it.

676
00:54:58,077 --> 00:55:00,177
No, sir, will not waste it.

677
00:55:00,328 --> 00:55:02,528
I really hope you don't, for your sake,

678
00:55:02,678 --> 00:55:06,013
because I would hate to think that singing
covers in an a cappella group is all you can do.

679
00:55:07,305 --> 00:55:10,005
Please replace the paper towels.

680
00:55:25,532 --> 00:55:28,722
<I>Hey, it's Jesse, text me.</i>

681
00:55:29,245 --> 00:55:31,245
Hey, it's me.

682
00:55:33,014 --> 00:55:35,971
Hey, so, you may not get to
hear this message because...

683
00:55:36,121 --> 00:55:39,021
because I have nothing to say.

684
00:55:40,567 --> 00:55:43,667
That's music industry speak for "I suck."

685
00:55:44,896 --> 00:55:47,096
All right, you're definitely asleep by now.

686
00:55:47,246 --> 00:55:48,990
That's cool.

687
00:55:49,529 --> 00:55:51,529
Text me when you're up.

688
00:55:55,004 --> 00:55:58,690
The girl can't say she's gonna grab
a smoothie and return 14 hours later?

689
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,440
Something suspicious about that.

690
00:56:01,931 --> 00:56:03,631
Why are you up so late anyways?

691
00:56:04,559 --> 00:56:07,059
I was just figuring some stuff out.

692
00:56:07,209 --> 00:56:08,609
You're working on the set?

693
00:56:12,091 --> 00:56:14,696
- I'm not working on the set, I'm just like...
-<i> What?</i>

694
00:56:16,305 --> 00:56:18,305
Nothin', doesn't matter.

695
00:56:23,932 --> 00:56:26,995
If you did want to
share something with me,

696
00:56:27,153 --> 00:56:30,423
your best friend,
I'm a good keeper of secrets,

697
00:56:30,573 --> 00:56:34,526
I'm like a safe that locks,
with a key,

698
00:56:34,677 --> 00:56:37,430
and the key is stashed up my bum,

699
00:56:37,580 --> 00:56:40,144
- Because...
- It's fine, forget it, it's all good.

700
00:56:40,294 --> 00:56:43,294
So this has nothing to do
with that internship that you sneak off to?

701
00:56:45,427 --> 00:56:46,727
Come on, Beca.

702
00:56:46,878 --> 00:56:48,778
You know how you always
do that thing every month where

703
00:56:48,929 --> 00:56:52,028
I take twenty dollars out of your
purse and you pretend not to notice?

704
00:56:52,328 --> 00:56:54,328
<i>I saw your I.D. badge in your bag.</i>

705
00:56:54,819 --> 00:56:56,150
Don't be mad.

706
00:56:56,300 --> 00:56:59,852
I... I'm... I'm not mad, actually...
about the badge.

707
00:57:00,002 --> 00:57:02,102
That money I wanna come back to.

708
00:57:03,667 --> 00:57:05,767
Let's just focus on your lie.

709
00:57:06,353 --> 00:57:09,723
Beca, why didn't you tell us?

710
00:57:10,213 --> 00:57:11,855
Or at least Chloe?

711
00:57:12,005 --> 00:57:14,913
No, just... it was just easier.

712
00:57:15,063 --> 00:57:17,929
There's like so much going on and
Chloe would lose her mind

713
00:57:18,079 --> 00:57:21,042
if she thought my sole
focus wasn't winning World.

714
00:57:21,192 --> 00:57:23,092
Sorry, just now I'm freaking out because...

715
00:57:23,242 --> 00:57:27,507
it turns out, like, totally not
good enough to be a music producer,

716
00:57:27,553 --> 00:57:30,710
which is cool, and fun to know
as I enter the rest of my life.

717
00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:33,612
Hey, I'm just gonna stop you right there!

718
00:57:33,872 --> 00:57:36,289
You're the most talented
person that I know,

719
00:57:36,439 --> 00:57:40,303
and I've met three of the Wiggles...
intimately.

720
00:57:41,536 --> 00:57:44,188
Beca, do you know how awesome you are?

721
00:57:44,338 --> 00:57:46,238
You're Beca F-en Mitchell.

722
00:57:46,862 --> 00:57:51,495
Okay, you're the big B.M.,
that's you, you're awesome.

723
00:57:53,882 --> 00:57:57,621
Do you need some of my self-confidence,
'cause I can turn mine down a notch.

724
00:57:57,913 --> 00:58:01,551
- Yeah, okay.
- Then I'm gonna go  rub some out.

725
00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:04,749
- Oh, okay.
- Wait,

726
00:58:04,899 --> 00:58:06,899
- I think you need a bit more.
- It comes from there?

727
00:58:07,596 --> 00:58:09,496
- Okay, thank you.
- You just need that.

728
00:58:09,646 --> 00:58:11,346
I'm gonna get you the good stuff now.

729
00:58:11,496 --> 00:58:14,129
No, I don't want butt confidence! I don't want
your butt confidence! I don't want your butt...

730
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:29,540
I believe in Beca.

731
00:58:47,126 --> 00:58:48,679
C'mere.

732
00:58:51,058 --> 00:58:53,558
Candles, cloth napkins,

733
00:58:54,207 --> 00:58:56,834
food other than salsa.

734
00:58:56,984 --> 00:58:59,984
This is a little classier than a typical hook-up.

735
00:59:00,134 --> 00:59:07,086
<i>Is it? Huh. I have a patisserie,
some charcuterie, and...</i>

736
00:59:07,136 --> 00:59:10,967
a huge bowl with exotic capers.

737
00:59:11,251 --> 00:59:14,231
<i>I didn't know what those were,
but they're like salty peas.</i>

738
00:59:17,682 --> 00:59:21,827
So... I don't know if you've
seen the news lately, but...

739
00:59:21,977 --> 00:59:31,845
There's a war, and also the
economy is dippin' and ebbin', growin'.

740
00:59:32,463 --> 00:59:35,933
Bumper, what's goin' on?
Now you're kinda creepin' me out.

741
00:59:36,083 --> 00:59:38,183
Okay, I guess I'll just lay it all out there.

742
00:59:38,673 --> 00:59:41,801
The reason I brought you here tonight...

743
00:59:41,951 --> 00:59:46,224
it's because I was thinkin' that...
maybe... perhaps...

744
00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:48,475
if you're interested...

745
00:59:49,251 --> 00:59:50,951
This is harder than I thought it was gonna be.

746
00:59:53,117 --> 00:59:56,361
I want to date you, that's what I want.

747
00:59:56,709 --> 00:59:59,484
Like for real, like a real couple.

748
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:05,470
Where we, like, go out in public and
hold hands and ride bikes together.

749
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:09,190
Or we can, like,
go to an orchard and pick apples.

750
01:00:09,340 --> 01:00:14,110
Or we, like, do one of those, like, build a
bear workshops together and we build bears

751
01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:16,230
and we name one Bumper and
I'll name one Fat Amy,

752
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,350
and yours'll be bigger than mine,
it'll be two,

753
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:22,300
and we can put 'em on our bed,
that we share.

754
01:00:24,191 --> 01:00:25,688
Whaddaya say?

755
01:00:29,540 --> 01:00:31,240
No...

756
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:36,230
I don't want to do that.

757
01:00:36,380 --> 01:00:40,750
Yeah, that's cool,<i> it was stupid...
it was a stupid idea anyways.</i>

758
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:45,965
Obviously, we shouldn't do that, we should
just go back to how things used to be, and just...

759
01:00:47,595 --> 01:00:50,810
go at it or...
on top of all this expensive food I bought.

760
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,260
Are you crying?

761
01:00:54,730 --> 01:00:57,100
No... I'm not.

762
01:00:57,250 --> 01:01:00,450
Bumper, c'mon, you can't be serious.

763
01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:03,340
I can't be tied down by anything.

764
01:01:03,490 --> 01:01:07,690
<i>I'm on a walkabout,
I'm a free-range pony that can't be tamed.</i>

765
01:01:10,710 --> 01:01:12,225
- You know.
- Okay.

766
01:01:12,275 --> 01:01:15,408
I'm like a firework... Pow! Pow!

767
01:01:15,458 --> 01:01:16,900
- I can't be tied down.
- Okay.

768
01:01:17,050 --> 01:01:19,242
So then that's it,
then I guess that's it, right?

769
01:01:19,292 --> 01:01:22,170
Because I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna keep going on like this.

770
01:01:22,390 --> 01:01:23,933
- Well...
- Fine!

771
01:01:23,983 --> 01:01:27,360
Fine, if that's how you feel, then I think...
then I think we're done, I think it's over.

772
01:01:27,510 --> 01:01:30,027
- That's it?
-<i> That's it then.</i>

773
01:01:32,130 --> 01:01:35,200
- Well... so, it's over, then.
- Fine, then it's over.

774
01:01:35,350 --> 01:01:36,650
Fine, then.

775
01:01:43,470 --> 01:01:46,433
No... too late!
You're too late!

776
01:01:46,590 --> 01:01:49,860
I figured when we didn't do the serenade,
the backup plan should be to play her off, is that...

777
01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:52,910
Turn around, go back,
I don't want to hear another peep!

778
01:01:55,030 --> 01:01:56,530
I'm sorry.

779
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,950
<i>Hey, Guys, my first performance!</i>

780
01:02:03,170 --> 01:02:06,040
<i>Calm down, it's just a chance
for us to rehearse for World.</i>

781
01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:08,590
<i>As far as I can tell,
it's just for a bunch of old people</i>

782
01:02:19,010 --> 01:02:22,180
It's a full house out there.
How did we get this gig again?

783
01:02:22,540 --> 01:02:23,840
They called us.

784
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,383
You know what, Guys,
I know we're trying a lot of new stuff,

785
01:02:26,433 --> 01:02:28,170
but I feel like we're gonna get out there,

786
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:31,176
and we're gonna feel the energy and
we're just gonna nail all of it!

787
01:02:31,226 --> 01:02:32,590
Sorry, these braids are so tight.

788
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,509
No, no, no, I don't know, I mean,
I have many, many doubts.

789
01:02:35,559 --> 01:02:38,330
because if we fail this,
then we don't win the Worlds,

790
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,150
and if we don' win the Worlds,
they'll be no more Bellas,.

791
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:44,800
and without the Bellas,
my life... without...

792
01:02:46,420 --> 01:02:47,920
Malaria.

793
01:02:48,740 --> 01:02:50,810
Meaning, Flo

794
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,760
Three, two ...

795
01:02:53,180 --> 01:02:57,650
Hey, everybody, welcome back to Let's
Talk Appella, the portable podcast edition.

796
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:02,870
We are following the story of the embattled
Barden Bellas on their road to redemption.

797
01:03:03,020 --> 01:03:06,290
Trying to crawl their way back
into the public's affection.

798
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:12,030
And if they can just hold off showing
us anymore of their genitalia,

799
01:03:12,180 --> 01:03:15,550
- they make it to the World Championship.
- Well, I can't un-see it.

800
01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:18,670
- It's haunted me ever since.
- Well, here's a picture of it right here.

801
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,763
No! This should not be a screensaver, John.

802
01:03:21,940 --> 01:03:25,140
<i>Stepping onto the stage, the Barden Bellas.</i>

803
01:03:58,860 --> 01:04:02,060
<i>- This is some exciting stuff.
- So exciting.</i>

804
01:04:28,580 --> 01:04:29,706
<i>A lot going on up there.</i>

805
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:33,970
I think this sound, honestly,
my senses are overwhelmed, Jay... John.

806
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,920
<i>You might want to turn down the theatrics.
Let's hope there are no props.</i>

807
01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:41,549
<i>- Oh, they brought the props.
- And there are the props.</i>

808
01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:44,270
This is more of a circus act
and not an a cappella performance.

809
01:04:44,321 --> 01:04:47,721
Gail, it's as if the Barden Bellas
just don't know who they are anymore.

810
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,500
<i>- Look at this.</i>
- She's on fire.

811
01:05:05,620 --> 01:05:09,220
They lit one on fire.

812
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:16,110
<i>Beating D.S.M. seems impossible for this team.</i>

813
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:21,150
<i>Even these common people can see</i>
that the Barden Bellas have no shot at reinstatement.

814
01:05:21,300 --> 01:05:24,770
They are an embarrassment to a cappella
and all that it stands for.

815
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,860
This is what happens when
you send girls to college.

816
01:05:29,390 --> 01:05:30,590
Is it?

817
01:05:38,710 --> 01:05:42,380
- Is that for a class?
- No, it's just that when I get stressed,

818
01:05:42,530 --> 01:05:45,200
words just sorta flow right out of me and I
try to channel them in my song writing and...

819
01:05:45,350 --> 01:05:48,220
Are we just gonna ignore
what happened back there?

820
01:05:48,370 --> 01:05:50,978
Guys! Hello!
The Worlds are right around the corner

821
01:05:51,028 --> 01:05:53,740
and you guys are acting
like we didn't just eat a big bag of "ah".

822
01:05:53,890 --> 01:05:57,160
Why are you yelling at me? I almost
burned to death because of you aca-bitch.

823
01:05:57,210 --> 01:06:00,280
If you almost died it was only because
you were standing in the wrong spot.

824
01:06:00,430 --> 01:06:02,000
No, Flo flipped into me.

825
01:06:02,150 --> 01:06:04,020
Sure, blame the minority.

826
01:06:04,170 --> 01:06:06,640
I'm black, gay, and a woman.

827
01:06:06,690 --> 01:06:10,560
I'm not pointing the finger at anybody...
it was Legacy's fault.

828
01:06:10,710 --> 01:06:11,880
Me? But I...

829
01:06:12,030 --> 01:06:17,030
Obviously we're not gonna beat Das Sound
Machine at their game, so, we need a new plan.

830
01:06:18,350 --> 01:06:21,720
At times like these,
there's only one thing left to do.

831
01:06:21,870 --> 01:06:24,340
Fake your own death and flee the country.

832
01:06:24,490 --> 01:06:27,490
Close! We're going on a retreat.

833
01:06:29,510 --> 01:06:34,980
<i>Look, I think that the retreat would be a good thing,
you girls need to bond heading into Worlds.</i>

834
01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:38,100
- It'll be such much fun.
- I don't know, Mom, no, it's bad.

835
01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:40,920
- The girls are yelling at each other.
- No big deal.

836
01:06:41,070 --> 01:06:44,740
I remember putting your godmother,
Maggie Pistol, in a chokehold

837
01:06:44,890 --> 01:06:47,090
because she insisted that
George Michael was gay.

838
01:06:47,682 --> 01:06:48,869
Who?

839
01:06:50,210 --> 01:06:54,780
I'm just worried that my entire Bella career
will be that one terrible performance.

840
01:06:54,930 --> 01:06:58,298
You know, I'll never get to
solo at Lincoln Center, you know.

841
01:06:58,348 --> 01:06:59,920
But you're gonna get to go to Europe.

842
01:07:00,169 --> 01:07:03,239
That would have been the
highlight of my college career.

843
01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:06,660
And you girls can win it,
you have to win it.

844
01:07:06,810 --> 01:07:10,880
- Just me being a Bella sounds so amazing.
- And it is amazing.

845
01:07:11,030 --> 01:07:14,700
It's a sisterhood that is gonna
support you for the rest of your life.

846
01:07:14,850 --> 01:07:18,320
I know you're not feeling it,
but you will.

847
01:07:18,470 --> 01:07:21,470
This won't be the end of the Bellas.

848
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,160
<u><b>BARDEN TREBLEMAKERS ARE GOING</b></u>

849
01:07:24,310 --> 01:07:30,610
<u><b>TO BLOW UP LINCOLN CENTER</b></u>

850
01:07:33,330 --> 01:07:35,630
Hi, Benji.
- Emily.

851
01:07:37,350 --> 01:07:40,750
Listen, I think that you're missing a word here.

852
01:07:41,070 --> 01:07:44,433
<i>Oh, God, no, no, no, no, that's not...
that isn't what I meant.</i>

853
01:07:44,483 --> 01:07:45,640
<i>I knew it, I didn't think so.</i>

854
01:07:45,790 --> 01:07:48,860
That's really embarrassing.
And text is usually my forte, so...

855
01:07:49,010 --> 01:07:52,040
- Well, it looks great.
- Well, thank you, that's really sweet...

856
01:07:55,630 --> 01:08:00,230
When my hands aren't covered in... in glitter paint,
you think maybe we can try that again?

857
01:08:02,650 --> 01:08:05,820
- Yeah, sure.
- All right, okay.

858
01:08:06,170 --> 01:08:10,740
Well, I'll... I'll look forward to that.

859
01:08:10,890 --> 01:08:15,649
- You know, let me know when you're clean.
- I... that's... I will.

860
01:08:15,710 --> 01:08:18,930
- Great. -You bet. - Okay. - All right, have a good one.

861
01:08:23,050 --> 01:08:25,050
Girls, move into the bus.

862
01:08:26,670 --> 01:08:28,370
- Okay.
- We go.

863
01:08:29,990 --> 01:08:31,790
Good luck, Benji.

864
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,572
<u><b>BLOW UP @ LINCOLN CENTER</b></u>

865
01:08:40,910 --> 01:08:43,110
It must be sweet.

866
01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:47,130
Nice, right?

867
01:08:47,812 --> 01:08:49,850
I need to find somewhere
to charge my laptop.

868
01:08:50,270 --> 01:08:55,590
- How did you hear about this place?
- From yours truly, hello, Bellas.

869
01:09:01,910 --> 01:09:03,910
Oh, wow, hi, you must be Emily.

870
01:09:05,630 --> 01:09:08,800
Welcome to the Lodge at Fallen Leaves.

871
01:09:08,950 --> 01:09:12,420
Where Fortune 500 companies send their
employees to build teamwork skills.

872
01:09:12,570 --> 01:09:13,940
You run this whole place?

873
01:09:13,990 --> 01:09:17,860
You know, I realized that I had a knack for
barking orders and bending people's will, so...

874
01:09:18,010 --> 01:09:20,578
I made a career out of it.

875
01:09:21,430 --> 01:09:22,465
Which reminds me...

876
01:09:22,515 --> 01:09:24,430
FALL IN LINE, BELLAS!!!

877
01:09:25,150 --> 01:09:27,520
No slouching, no straggling!

878
01:09:27,670 --> 01:09:29,370
I see you, Jessica.

879
01:09:29,790 --> 01:09:33,597
It is with great sorrow and regret...

880
01:09:33,710 --> 01:09:38,180
that I had to watch our
once proud organization

881
01:09:38,330 --> 01:09:41,330
become a national disgrace.

882
01:09:43,236 --> 01:09:46,150
- Can I have the keys to the minibar?
- Zip it!

883
01:09:46,870 --> 01:09:50,570
The World signifies a shot at redemption.

884
01:09:50,721 --> 01:09:54,760
You don't have a chance at winning
until you find your sound again.

885
01:09:54,910 --> 01:09:57,480
You have totally lost your harmony!

886
01:09:57,630 --> 01:10:00,400
So, for the next two days,

887
01:10:00,550 --> 01:10:04,220
you will be doing everything
together until you regain it.

888
01:10:04,370 --> 01:10:07,770
Ladies, get ready to be transformed.

889
01:10:07,990 --> 01:10:11,660
You are surrounded with the
strength of your fellow Bellas,

890
01:10:11,810 --> 01:10:15,580
And the support of a proud, female tradition.

891
01:10:15,730 --> 01:10:19,200
and a few dozen bear traps,
so don't stray too far from the marked paths.

892
01:10:19,350 --> 01:10:20,720
Okay! Great! Let's go!

893
01:10:20,870 --> 01:10:25,240
Well, maybe I'll just start with a shower,
maybe a little foot rub.

894
01:10:25,390 --> 01:10:28,260
Fat Amy, there are no guest rooms for you.

895
01:10:28,410 --> 01:10:30,010
Then, where are we staying?

896
01:10:38,330 --> 01:10:42,930
I don't understand camping,
we're voluntarily living like dogs.

897
01:10:44,650 --> 01:10:45,820
This is the worst.

898
01:10:45,970 --> 01:10:49,573
The air we're breathing right
now is at least 90% fart.

899
01:10:50,290 --> 01:10:54,165
That reminds me,
I need to see a man about a horse.

900
01:10:58,510 --> 01:11:03,180
Did anyone happen to pack a spare roll
of toilet paper? Or a moist towelette?

901
01:11:03,330 --> 01:11:06,630
Anyone have, like, a tee-shirt, size extra small?

902
01:11:07,450 --> 01:11:09,650
Okay, so out of the tent it is.

903
01:11:14,370 --> 01:11:16,163
- What are we doing here?
- We're bonding.

904
01:11:16,390 --> 01:11:18,260
You seem so tense, do you need a back rub?

905
01:11:18,410 --> 01:11:20,880
Several body parts are
rubbing my back right now.

906
01:11:21,030 --> 01:11:23,512
You know, Beca, we're very close,
but being under this tree

907
01:11:23,562 --> 01:11:26,086
is only gonna let us discover
everything about each other.

908
01:11:26,150 --> 01:11:27,450
Is that right?

909
01:11:28,270 --> 01:11:33,001
You know, one of my biggest regrets is
that I didn't do enough experimenting in college.

910
01:11:33,152 --> 01:11:35,555
- You're so weird.
- Bollucks.

911
01:11:35,910 --> 01:11:37,410
I want to go home.

912
01:11:42,030 --> 01:11:44,777
I hope the sun never comes up.

913
01:11:46,136 --> 01:11:48,836
Why do I get in trouble, Pillow?

914
01:11:49,470 --> 01:11:53,540
- You touching my goodies?
- Yes.

915
01:11:53,690 --> 01:12:00,780
<i>Oh, oh, Guys, I've got a little... it
won't... I just need some help getting it out.</i>

916
01:12:00,930 --> 01:12:04,730
<i>Can you sing something,
the pipe's a bit blocked?</i>

917
01:12:09,150 --> 01:12:10,550
Thanks, Chloe.

918
01:12:13,970 --> 01:12:15,570
What kinda white shit is this?

919
01:12:19,490 --> 01:12:21,790
<i>It's comin' out like fray-yea now.</i>

920
01:12:29,810 --> 01:12:31,680
Up and at 'em, Bellas! Come on!

921
01:12:31,830 --> 01:12:34,800
Let's go, let's go!
Let's wake up! Let's do this!

922
01:12:34,950 --> 01:12:36,820
Come on, pick up the pace, Girls.

923
01:12:36,970 --> 01:12:41,960
Come on! <i>Today we are going back to the
basics to re-learn how to sing as a group.</i>

924
01:12:42,110 --> 01:12:45,180
While also enjoying doing death
defying team building chest exercises.

925
01:12:45,330 --> 01:12:49,030
- What a great idea.
-<i> Okay, so, let's begin.</i>

926
01:13:21,610 --> 01:13:23,306
...lunch!

927
01:13:34,721 --> 01:13:36,750
Because he's Asian Jesus.

928
01:14:25,470 --> 01:14:28,840
Okay, that was just up the
way from being almost fine.

929
01:14:28,990 --> 01:14:32,460
- Chloe, what are we doing?
- We're re-discovering our sound.

930
01:14:32,610 --> 01:14:33,880
Are we?

931
01:14:34,030 --> 01:14:36,512
Because it feels like we're just singing
songs that would never go in our set.

932
01:14:36,877 --> 01:14:37,900
<i>Beca, come on.</i>

933
01:14:37,950 --> 01:14:41,320
No! None of us know how to beat Das Sound Machine,
but I know it's not gonna be by doing this.

934
01:14:41,470 --> 01:14:44,340
This is just an exercise in finding harmony, Beca.

935
01:14:44,490 --> 01:14:47,160
Sometimes you have break things
down before you build them up again.

936
01:14:47,310 --> 01:14:49,310
I've got more important things to do.

937
01:14:49,730 --> 01:14:52,630
- What can be more important than this?
- Nothing, forget it.

938
01:14:53,050 --> 01:14:56,420
No, you don't think that we haven't all realized
you haven't been a little checked-out lately?

939
01:14:56,570 --> 01:14:58,070
C'mon, Beca, just tell her.

940
01:14:58,790 --> 01:15:00,485
I heard that, tell me what?

941
01:15:00,535 --> 01:15:03,210
Oh, you misunderstood me, I clearly said...

942
01:15:06,730 --> 01:15:08,899
Listen, I don't want you guys to fight.

943
01:15:09,050 --> 01:15:11,720
You're Beca and Chloe,
Together you're Blowie.

944
01:15:11,870 --> 01:15:13,570
everyone loves to go Blowie.

945
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:20,390
Okay, I've been interning at a recording studio
and a legit music producer wants to hear my work.

946
01:15:20,540 --> 01:15:22,505
God forbid I have something
going on outside this group.

947
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:25,442
Okay, so why would you keep
something like that from us?

948
01:15:25,492 --> 01:15:27,178
'Cause you're obsessed, you all are.

949
01:15:27,580 --> 01:15:31,050
We graduating and the only person thinking
about life after the Bellas is me.

950
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:35,713
What is so wrong if we focus on the Bellas?
This has been my family for seven years.

951
01:15:35,820 --> 01:15:39,190
Yeah, 'cause you're too scared to leave!
Sack-up, Dude.

952
01:15:39,340 --> 01:15:40,452
- Girl fight!
- Okay...

953
01:15:40,603 --> 01:15:44,130
So, you've been lying to us for the entire year,
and now you're gonna flake out?

954
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,750
Now you're afraid, when the Worlds
are read right after graduation?

955
01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:50,170
Oh, my God, enough about the World...
I am outta here.

956
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:52,101
Oh, okay, you're just gonna leave now?

957
01:15:52,151 --> 01:15:55,057
You'll have to eventually,
Chloe, it might as well be now.

958
01:15:55,373 --> 01:15:57,457
If you all knew what was good for you,
you'd follow me.

959
01:15:57,507 --> 01:15:58,640
Beca, the...

960
01:16:07,260 --> 01:16:10,630
Well, well, well, look who needs our help.

961
01:16:10,780 --> 01:16:12,150
Not cool, guys.

962
01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:15,670
No, it's not cool if you're taking
your frustrations out on us.

963
01:16:15,820 --> 01:16:19,820
Emily, that's what you're gonna say to me right now?
Help me, I'm dying, I'm dying.

964
01:16:22,469 --> 01:16:24,739
We need to get her down,
we need a ladder.

965
01:16:24,890 --> 01:16:26,029
No, we don't believe in ladders.

966
01:16:26,180 --> 01:16:29,850
They suggest it could be hierarchy that is
counterproductive to my team building program.

967
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,500
What kind of horrible regime are you running here?

968
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:39,140
Seriously, this whole place is, like, full of booby traps.
And guess what, boobs should never be trapped.

969
01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:42,205
Unless... the support if you
have lower back issues.

970
01:16:42,356 --> 01:16:44,926
It's okay, if I'm about to die,
I'm sorry,

971
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:46,958
I didn't mean any of that stuff I said.

972
01:16:47,009 --> 01:16:50,650
I love you, I love all of you awesome nerds,
and I love being...

973
01:16:53,220 --> 01:16:55,990
Jessica and Ashley, I don't actually
know which one of you is which.

974
01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:57,410
I'm Jessica.

975
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:59,008
Don't worry, we're gonna get you down.

976
01:16:59,109 --> 01:17:01,160
Focus up! Get in formation, we can do this!

977
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:05,380
Everybody, come on, let's focus,
work together as a team.

978
01:17:05,430 --> 01:17:06,430
All right, Beca, we got it.

979
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:13,000
<i>She's alive.</i>

980
01:17:14,857 --> 01:17:16,820
I sleep upside down like a bat.

981
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:27,740
Because everything's changing so fast, and I'm
putting all this pressure on myself, ya know.

982
01:17:28,260 --> 01:17:30,060
Well, I don't wanna fail.

983
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:34,480
- If you would have just said something.
- Yeah, I know, but I'm weird about that stuff.

984
01:17:34,700 --> 01:17:37,841
I thought I could figure it out on my own,
but I can't.

985
01:17:38,523 --> 01:17:41,573
Maybe I don't have
anything original to say.

986
01:17:41,949 --> 01:17:43,740
I wish I could do what you do.

987
01:17:44,460 --> 01:17:49,880
Wow, I feel the same way about you.
<i>You're so good, it's intimidating.</i>

988
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:53,800
All I ever wanted
is to be one of you.

989
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:56,920
Not a Legacy, but a Bella.

990
01:17:57,199 --> 01:17:58,699
You are a real Bella.

991
01:17:59,021 --> 01:18:02,021
You're one of us,
you paid the registration fee.

992
01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:04,880
That's my life, You.

993
01:18:06,522 --> 01:18:08,500
Wanna collaborate on something?

994
01:18:10,820 --> 01:18:12,320
Wait, are you being serious?

995
01:18:13,140 --> 01:18:15,840
- Yeah.
- Yeah!

996
01:18:15,890 --> 01:18:16,890
- Wow!
- Wow!

997
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:21,060
Man! Yes!
Who else feels like a winner tonight?

998
01:18:24,980 --> 01:18:29,149
It know it doesn't seem like it,
but I'm afraid, too.

999
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:34,100
To move on, to graduate.
It's really scary.

1000
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:38,120
Yeah, it actually does seem like it,
because you're barely holding it together.

1001
01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:40,940
Well, it doesn't have to be scary, Chloe.

1002
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:47,529
When I was graduating I never pictured myself
running a retreat in the middle of the woods, but...

1003
01:18:47,579 --> 01:18:49,280
here I am.

1004
01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:55,618
Take it from someone who's dealt
with some serious control issues.

1005
01:18:55,820 --> 01:19:04,242
Like my dad always said, "In the minefield of
life, you must be prepared to lose both feet. "

1006
01:19:04,721 --> 01:19:07,080
And I think you all
know what I mean.

1007
01:19:07,342 --> 01:19:08,742
I don't.

1008
01:19:09,470 --> 01:19:13,170
Then it's decided.
this year I will graduate.

1009
01:19:13,390 --> 01:19:15,390
The Worlds will be my swan song.

1010
01:19:15,910 --> 01:19:18,180
I mean it, I'll pursue my passion.

1011
01:19:18,330 --> 01:19:22,809
I'll teach underprivileged children how to sing,
or I'll dance exotically,

1012
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:25,820
whatever offers the most money.

1013
01:19:28,270 --> 01:19:31,640
Check this out!
I'm moving to Maine to get hitched,

1014
01:19:31,790 --> 01:19:34,390
and all Y'all can come, everybody's invited.

1015
01:19:37,010 --> 01:19:41,510
Okay, okay, Guys,
stop asking, I tell you.

1016
01:19:42,130 --> 01:19:46,500
So, after I graduate there's
a chance I will be deported,

1017
01:19:46,650 --> 01:19:50,550
I will try to re-enter this country,
but I will probably die at sea.

1018
01:19:51,270 --> 01:19:53,670
So, let's live for tonight.

1019
01:19:58,090 --> 01:19:59,790
Lily, any plans?

1020
01:20:01,110 --> 01:20:02,510
I'm just going to travel through time.

1021
01:20:05,930 --> 01:20:09,640
You know, when I look back on this,
I won't remember performing and competing,

1022
01:20:09,791 --> 01:20:11,550
I'm gonna remember you weirdoes.

1023
01:20:13,070 --> 01:20:16,669
It makes me really sad to think
it won't ever be like this again.

1024
01:20:17,390 --> 01:20:18,790
I'm gonna miss you guys.

1025
01:20:19,110 --> 01:20:21,010
- Me, too.
- Me, too.

1026
01:20:21,430 --> 01:20:23,974
Yeah, me too.

1027
01:21:18,350 --> 01:21:20,050
Did we just find our sound?

1028
01:21:20,270 --> 01:21:21,870
I think we did.

1029
01:21:24,190 --> 01:21:26,749
My work here is done.

1030
01:21:27,610 --> 01:21:28,710
Thank you.

1031
01:21:29,630 --> 01:21:33,214
Fat Amy, you never told us what
you're gonna do after graduation.

1032
01:21:35,580 --> 01:21:40,280
No, I don't have any plans, 'cause you guys
know me, I just love living in the moment.

1033
01:21:41,508 --> 01:21:43,808
- Ashley, what are you gonna do?
- Actually, though,

1034
01:21:44,433 --> 01:21:49,220
if we were to stop and really think what
could Fat Amy be capable of in the future,

1035
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:51,171
I'll tell you guys...

1036
01:21:51,370 --> 01:21:55,181
I'd be living somewhere, like,
sick, like Tulsa or Little Rock.

1037
01:21:55,490 --> 01:22:00,590
By day I'm a professional jelly wrestler...
for corporate events.

1038
01:22:01,110 --> 01:22:06,210
And then, every night it's just me
cuddled-up with my fiancé, Bumper, and...

1039
01:22:08,354 --> 01:22:09,454
Wait!

1040
01:22:12,801 --> 01:22:15,047
I'm in love Bumper.

1041
01:22:15,502 --> 01:22:18,172
Okay, I've done something terrible,

1042
01:22:18,323 --> 01:22:21,697
and I'm not talking about crop
dusting Chloe and Beca right now.

1043
01:22:21,848 --> 01:22:22,991
'Pologize for that.

1044
01:22:23,142 --> 01:22:28,286
Ya know, I need to go right now,
I'm running to win back my man.

1045
01:22:28,362 --> 01:22:31,021
Screw you judgment.

1046
01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:32,982
Go get him, Fat Amy.

1047
01:22:36,913 --> 01:22:38,183
Guys! What happened?

1048
01:22:38,334 --> 01:22:40,609
Shake it off, Amy.

1049
01:22:40,916 --> 01:22:42,716
Somebody bring a S'more.

1050
01:22:43,516 --> 01:22:45,386
I give you our next album cover.

1051
01:22:45,536 --> 01:22:48,706
Look at him,
<i>I did it all myself, today.</i>

1052
01:22:48,856 --> 01:22:52,626
- I know that I only have one vote,
-<i> You got no vote, you're not in the Group, so...</i>

1053
01:22:52,776 --> 01:22:54,746
- Okay, well, that hurts my feelings.
- It's just the truth, isn't it?

1054
01:22:54,796 --> 01:22:59,196
Well, that hurts my feeling with my vote,
I vote "no" to the pig,

1055
01:22:59,715 --> 01:23:01,585
and "yes" to this "gloriousness".

1056
01:23:01,805 --> 01:23:03,705
Yeah, it's great,
we'll put it to a vote later.

1057
01:23:03,933 --> 01:23:06,155
<i> Bumper, I'm coming.</i>

1058
01:23:45,911 --> 01:23:47,611
Nope, turn it around.

1059
01:23:59,731 --> 01:24:01,331
I don't want to see you.

1060
01:24:08,505 --> 01:24:10,475
I must've misjudged the size of this lake.

1061
01:24:10,625 --> 01:24:12,695
Why didn't she just
walk around the lake?

1062
01:24:12,845 --> 01:24:14,715
Fat Amy doesn't do anything small.

1063
01:24:14,865 --> 01:24:19,033
Yes, I do use my shower shoes,
Yeah, I love you, too, here she is.

1064
01:24:21,865 --> 01:24:23,165
Whatup, Ms. Junk?

1065
01:24:40,585 --> 01:24:41,685
Garu.

1066
01:24:44,659 --> 01:24:48,259
What are you doing?
I'm soloing here.

1067
01:24:49,379 --> 01:24:50,579
Whatever!

1068
01:26:12,279 --> 01:26:13,668
<i>Get it the house.</i>

1069
01:26:15,619 --> 01:26:20,319
I mean, we can do... do you want... do you
fell like you'd want to layer a bunch of voices?

1070
01:26:21,739 --> 01:26:24,639
I think in the beginning
it could definitely build,

1071
01:26:25,059 --> 01:26:26,929
I think it starts out light, though.

1072
01:26:27,079 --> 01:26:32,002
- Get your cute butt in the video, then.
- Don't tell my boss that we're in it.

1073
01:26:36,842 --> 01:26:39,442
Wow, this is the real deal.

1074
01:26:40,062 --> 01:26:43,293
Don't touch anything, Leipzig,
you're very pretty, but you're still clumsy.

1075
01:26:43,682 --> 01:26:44,882
Great.

1076
01:27:11,706 --> 01:27:15,406
Okay, so... so you... produced this?

1077
01:27:15,764 --> 01:27:17,812
Uh, yes, Emily wrote it.

1078
01:27:17,963 --> 01:27:19,453
Who's own?
- I.

1079
01:27:19,604 --> 01:27:21,804
- This tall drink of water, right there.
- Here... Emily.

1080
01:27:21,854 --> 01:27:24,442
Well, um...

1081
01:27:25,902 --> 01:27:27,502
I don't, I don't, I don't like it.

1082
01:27:28,122 --> 01:27:32,522
What it is, is, I don't... I don't like
it when people can do what I can do.

1083
01:27:33,342 --> 01:27:36,042
<i>Ya know, in a matter of speaking,
it's threatening.</i>

1084
01:27:36,562 --> 01:27:38,662
But you just did it.

1085
01:27:42,582 --> 01:27:45,596
The few notes,
that I assume that you're open to,

1086
01:27:46,002 --> 01:27:49,202
this is a solid demo
with real potential.

1087
01:27:49,522 --> 01:27:54,212
Yeah, I... I look forward to working together.
It's nice to meet you, what is it?

1088
01:27:54,262 --> 01:27:56,632
- Emily. - Elizabeth? - Emily. - Elizabeth? What?

1089
01:27:56,782 --> 01:27:58,582
Emily, thank you.

1090
01:28:00,102 --> 01:28:04,002
I gotta jump on a call. Yeah, oh, no.
Get in there, get in there, attagirl.

1091
01:28:04,752 --> 01:28:06,427
- Oh, hey.
- There it is, there ya go.

1092
01:28:08,022 --> 01:28:10,622
- Good job, Reggie.
- I'm Reggie.

1093
01:28:10,773 --> 01:28:13,442
I was so nervous,
I didn't know what to say.

1094
01:28:15,782 --> 01:28:17,182
Guys, we're gonna be late.

1095
01:28:17,602 --> 01:28:21,502
We're taking a photo with or without you, we're taking a photo with
or without you, we're taking a photo with or without you.

1096
01:28:21,822 --> 01:28:23,183
Everybody get together.

1097
01:28:24,306 --> 01:28:28,115
One-two-three...
Barden High!

1098
01:28:47,782 --> 01:28:51,552
Topic... so, is there a restaurant in this
town that serves something other than fish?

1099
01:28:51,702 --> 01:28:54,472
- Oh, I did see a KFC back there.
- No, all fish. I checked.

1100
01:28:54,622 --> 01:28:56,522
Guys! Over here.

1101
01:28:57,101 --> 01:28:59,001
Oh, Chloe, I'm coming by ya.

1102
01:29:01,383 --> 01:29:04,183
College graduates, spread my wings, Y'all.

1103
01:29:04,686 --> 01:29:06,456
So many fresh things to see.

1104
01:29:06,606 --> 01:29:11,406
I swear, if I wasn't recently locked down,
I would tear a hole through this city.

1105
01:29:12,426 --> 01:29:16,896
This place is so smelly and rainy,
why would Americans ever leave America?

1106
01:29:17,046 --> 01:29:20,246
Culture, design, history.

1107
01:29:21,166 --> 01:29:23,936
- I'm not Copenhagen this place.
- I'm hungry.

1108
01:29:24,086 --> 01:29:26,838
<i>Why don't we go visit Hayden
Christian Andersen's house?</i>

1109
01:29:26,889 --> 01:29:30,367
<i>That guy, he was pretty
crafty in the Star Wars sequels.</i>

1110
01:29:37,220 --> 01:29:39,457
Well, here we are.

1111
01:29:39,507 --> 01:29:41,990
Do you think the stage is big
enough for what we want to do?

1112
01:29:42,140 --> 01:29:44,740
- You're kidding, right?
- It's huge.

1113
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:49,160
- You guys think it'll work?
- It'll work for us, that's all that matters.

1114
01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:51,080
Let's go!

1115
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:56,000
Let's do this thing!

1116
01:29:57,920 --> 01:30:00,296
Everyone knows what it means, right?

1117
01:30:29,490 --> 01:30:34,680
- Here it is folks, the grand-daddy of them all.
- The World Championship of a cappella.

1118
01:30:34,830 --> 01:30:39,200
Tonight groups from around the globe
duke it out for the title of aca-World champions.

1119
01:30:39,350 --> 01:30:43,120
And of course representing America,
the embattled Barden Bellas.

1120
01:30:43,270 --> 01:30:46,740
The Bellas making one last attempt
to repair a damaged legacy,

1121
01:30:46,890 --> 01:30:50,660
by becoming the first American team
to claim the title, can they do it, John?

1122
01:30:50,810 --> 01:30:52,680
Theoretically yes, Gail.

1123
01:30:52,831 --> 01:30:56,236
Realistically, absolutely not,
those girls are dead to me.

1124
01:30:56,387 --> 01:30:58,720
So many countries represented
here tonight, John.

1125
01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:03,108
We saw in rehearsal an incredible group
from the Philippines, what are they called?

1126
01:31:03,259 --> 01:31:05,059
The Ladyboys.

1127
01:31:05,210 --> 01:31:08,480
That wasn't the name of the group, I don't
think, I think that's how they described themselves.

1128
01:31:08,630 --> 01:31:11,873
- That's right, they're Manila Envy.
- Manila Envy, you know,

1129
01:31:11,923 --> 01:31:15,800
I spent some time with some Ladyboys...
in the Philippines... myself.

1130
01:31:15,950 --> 01:31:19,119
- That's not surprising.
- Very interesting young men.

1131
01:31:19,169 --> 01:31:21,040
They do amazing things
with their mouths, I presume?

1132
01:31:21,190 --> 01:31:24,160
When we go back to the stage,
I'll do a few for you here.

1133
01:31:24,310 --> 01:31:27,105
Ya know, we can get to it.
They're right there.

1134
01:31:27,155 --> 01:31:31,000
Maybe when the Koreans are out there,
because no one cares about the Korean groups.

1135
01:31:31,150 --> 01:31:32,650
Love that barbecue.

1136
01:31:39,843 --> 01:31:44,643
- What are you doing here?
- You know, anything to supports the Bellas.

1137
01:31:48,739 --> 01:31:52,058
I'm so out of it, I can't speak, I'm so really nervous.

1138
01:31:52,208 --> 01:31:57,618
Don't be, you'll be great,
I mean we heard you guys rehearsing, like, 24/7.

1139
01:31:57,928 --> 01:32:00,552
So, I should probably go find my seat.

1140
01:32:00,948 --> 01:32:05,948
But... before I go, I just...
I have something for you.

1141
01:32:15,268 --> 01:32:18,038
I'm so sorry, I thought that was going
in a different direction, that's why...

1142
01:32:18,188 --> 01:32:21,256
-<i> No, no, I like it.</i>
- Em, you ready?

1143
01:32:21,828 --> 01:32:23,828
Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there.

1144
01:32:27,548 --> 01:32:28,948
Okay, well, break a leg.

1145
01:34:29,066 --> 01:34:33,456
Well done! There they go!
The Indian group, The Non Stops.

1146
01:34:33,606 --> 01:34:36,576
Running off stage to take
a few more of our jobs.

1147
01:34:36,858 --> 01:34:39,292
I thought the little one was spicy!

1148
01:34:44,346 --> 01:34:49,085
<i>- And coming up next, Das Sound Machine.
- A crowd favorite, John.</i>

1149
01:34:51,277 --> 01:34:54,925
Do you hear that?
They cheer... for us.

1150
01:34:55,397 --> 01:34:59,297
Now, don't cry too hard when you lose,
it makes your eyes puffy.

1151
01:34:59,717 --> 01:35:01,087
Your hands are so soft.

1152
01:35:01,237 --> 01:35:03,829
I'm sorry, I don't speak Loser,
what did you say?

1153
01:35:03,957 --> 01:35:07,427
She actually speaks eight languages,
but Loser is not one of them.

1154
01:35:07,577 --> 01:35:10,853
Everything must come to an end,
even with Bellas.

1155
01:35:10,992 --> 01:35:12,817
Take care and lose nice.

1156
01:35:13,315 --> 01:35:16,518
Your sweat smells like cinnamon.

1157
01:35:16,568 --> 01:35:17,568
Damn it!

1158
01:35:24,035 --> 01:35:27,335
Das Sound Machine.

1159
01:37:31,912 --> 01:37:34,282
<i>They've got the crowd going wild!</i>

1160
01:37:34,432 --> 01:37:35,532
Okay! Channel!

1161
01:37:38,752 --> 01:37:43,252
Das Sound Machine, an incredible performance,
once again from the German group.

1162
01:37:43,572 --> 01:37:46,642
I'm telling you, Gail, though,
if the Bellas of old show up tonight,

1163
01:37:46,792 --> 01:37:52,862
this could be the most significant conflict
between America and Germany... in history.

1164
01:37:53,012 --> 01:37:54,512
Rack a book, Jack!

1165
01:37:58,432 --> 01:38:01,228
Pass 'em on to your friends, here ya go.

1166
01:38:01,552 --> 01:38:03,222
Here ya go, Buddy.

1167
01:38:03,372 --> 01:38:07,772
- Thanks, Man, where've ya been?
- You have no idea, Dude.

1168
01:38:08,131 --> 01:38:12,051
- Final performance, Guys.
- We need to get out there and beat D.S.M.

1169
01:38:12,509 --> 01:38:14,112
This one's for us.

1170
01:38:14,162 --> 01:38:16,591
Guys,
there's gonna be some haters out there,

1171
01:38:17,211 --> 01:38:20,765
and they're gonna look at us,
Team U.S.A., and be like,

1172
01:38:20,815 --> 01:38:23,031
"Why is the most talented one Australian?"

1173
01:38:24,051 --> 01:38:27,621
Well, guess what, I'm fat,
so that is close enough.

1174
01:38:27,771 --> 01:38:30,941
We are going to show
them who we are,

1175
01:38:31,091 --> 01:38:35,361
a bunch of ethnically diverse,
for the most part feminine,

1176
01:38:35,511 --> 01:38:38,459
amazing singers.

1177
01:38:38,866 --> 01:38:41,366
Let's just get out there and aca the World.

1178
01:38:43,321 --> 01:38:47,597
John, it's possible we are watching
the last hurrah of the Barden Bellas.

1179
01:38:47,647 --> 01:38:51,011
It's gonna be very hard to pull this off,
and if they don't...

1180
01:38:51,161 --> 01:38:55,561
they are out of business as an
a cappella group... it is over.

1181
01:38:59,081 --> 01:39:03,481
We are Barden University's Bellas.

1182
01:39:06,301 --> 01:39:08,283
That's my girl.

1183
01:41:32,533 --> 01:41:37,133
Is it possible,
the Barden Bellas are doing an original song?

1184
01:42:14,684 --> 01:42:19,054
<i>It looks like the Barden Bellas are being
joined on stage by generations of Bellas,</i>

1185
01:42:19,204 --> 01:42:21,350
<i>going all the way back to the beginning.</i>

1186
01:43:40,955 --> 01:43:44,525
<i>Simple, raw, vulnerable, exposed.</i>

1187
01:43:44,675 --> 01:43:47,923
I've been called a lot of things,
Gail, but let me add one more,

1188
01:43:48,074 --> 01:43:51,374
- I'm impressed.
- I thought you were going to say "gay".

1189
01:44:10,816 --> 01:44:16,586
Oh, they have touched every person here,
they've touched me, John.

1190
01:44:16,736 --> 01:44:21,236
Well, everyone has touched you, Gail,
but this is something else.

1191
01:44:35,089 --> 01:44:38,223
<u><b>2015 WORLD A CAPELLA CHAMPIONS</b></u>

1192
01:44:40,080 --> 01:44:43,865
It's ceremonial, and you should definitely not
drink it, because it's essentially poisonous...

1193
01:44:43,915 --> 01:44:45,800
- terrible for you. - Okay. - Okay. - Great.

1194
01:44:47,520 --> 01:44:49,820
Oh, it smells like cherries and vanilla.

1195
01:44:50,140 --> 01:44:53,140
Okay, repeat after me,
"I", sing your name.

1196
01:44:53,660 --> 01:44:55,870
"I, Emily,"

1197
01:44:56,880 --> 01:44:59,657
promise to uphold the ideals
of a Bella woman forever.

1198
01:45:00,001 --> 01:45:02,791
"promise to uphold the ideals
of a Bella woman forever."

1199
01:45:02,920 --> 01:45:06,507
And that's it, that's the end of the speech,
it's... nothing weird happens after that.

1200
01:45:06,840 --> 01:45:09,740
These are for you,
don't go in the basement, it's haunted.

1201
01:45:10,760 --> 01:45:12,568
Wait, one more thing.

1202
01:45:12,980 --> 01:45:16,780
Yes, every Bella must christen the house
by sliding down the staircase.

1203
01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:21,077
- Seriously?
- It's tradition, yeah.

1204
01:45:21,397 --> 01:45:23,197
Don't worry, I'll show you.

1205
01:45:25,917 --> 01:45:27,117
Behold!

1206
01:45:35,837 --> 01:45:37,131
Crushed it!

1207
01:45:37,857 --> 01:45:39,257
Good one.

1208
01:45:39,977 --> 01:45:41,993
Now I'm ready to move on.

1209
01:45:42,797 --> 01:45:44,497
Legacy, you're up!

1210
01:45:48,616 --> 01:45:50,016
All right, I'm ready!

1211
01:45:50,098 --> 01:45:52,159
Let's do this!

1211
01:45:53,305 --> 01:45:59,892
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