1
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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Why, Ari, why?

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- I'm in bed, E. Talk dirty to me.
- It's 5:00 in the morning.

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- What are you wearing?
- Fuck you.

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I love it when you say "fuck."
Say it again.

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Come on, E.
It's game day, buddy.

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Wake up.
This is our tradition.

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Only this time
we're playing for keeps.

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No Pixar squirrel
is going to stop us.

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It's number one
or bust, kid.

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- You sound confident.
- Not a worry in the world.

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So what are we
hoping for?

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$95 mil is what
they're projecting.

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- And what's good?
- $95 mil, Eric. That would be good.

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Expectations: You beat 'em
by a dollar... life is great,

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under by a dollar...
put a gun in your mouth

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and make sure
I'm standing behind you.

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Okay, keep in touch, Ari.

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Game day, baby.
No go, no go.

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You'll talk dirty to E...

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Come on.

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- It's been three weeks.
- I know, I know.

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Just after we open, baby.
Then we're all good.

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(SIGHS)

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And if we don't open?

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"If we don't open?"
What... no no no.

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"If we don't open?"
What do you mean by that?

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Would you say that to a fighter
on the morning of a bout?

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"Maybe you'll get
knocked out.

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"See you after the fight
if you're not in a coma"?

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Don't jinx this, baby.
Not today.

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Three soft-boiled eggs,

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boiled chicken,
wheat toast with jam.

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It's not a signature
Johnny Drama breakfast

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but there's nothing there
to upset your stomach.

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Thanks, Johnny,
but I'm not stressed.

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(CHUCKLES) You're hiding it, bro.

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This is a big one.
You may not know you're stressed

40
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but trust me,
you are stressed.

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Moviefone says there's
a 2:30 in Northridge.

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The Valley?
What are you, crazy?

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It's gonna reach
100° in the city today.

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Vince wants to go to
an out-of-the-way place.

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Vince, you know my policy...
except for work,

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I only go to the Valley
November through March.

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And even then...
only the sushi row.

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Come on, Johnny,
go for me.

49
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I'd better hydrate.

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So what do you think
we're gonna open at, Vin?

51
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- Oh, God.
- Come on. I don't play this game.

52
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Come on, let's just fuck around
a little. Pick a number.

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- Stop freaking him out, Turtle.
- I'm not freaking out.

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I know we're gonna open.
It's a foregone conclusion.

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- I'm not worried about it.
- So pick a number.

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Okay.

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$50 million. Huh?

58
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- Would that be good?
- That would be terrible, Vince.

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- Really?
- This movie opens at $50 million,

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we're all working
at Del Taco come Monday.

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- So what do we need?
- The studio's projecting 95.

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95? Nice.

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Fuck 95. I got a little
projection of my own.

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$114,844, 117.

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- How is that?
- $1 more than "Spiderman" made.

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We do any less than that I'll personally
consider the movie a flop.

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You're an idiot, Turtle. "Spiderman"
is the biggest movie opening ever.

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Plus Spiderman had a much bigger
fan base than Aquaman to begin with.

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Can't happen.

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We got James Cameron.
And those eyes. It can happen.

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You think we got a shot
to topple Spidey, E?

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Let's just topple 95,
huh, guys?

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I'll tell you what:
If we do beat "Spiderman"

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y'all are getting something sick.
Know that.

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- How sick?
- What do you mean by "sick"?

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- (PEOPLE CHATTERING)
- (PHONES RINGING)

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It's not even 10:00 a.m.
And it's burning up out there.

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I know. My widget says
it's 96 already.

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What the fuck's a widget?
Why are you sitting like that?

80
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Seriously, what, are you
wearing a butt plug?

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(CHUCKLES) No. I brought you
this for luck

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on the opening today.

83
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What is this, a little
Tae Bo instructor?

84
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That is an authentic

85
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12th century Yong Shi
warrior, Ari.

86
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He's the Mongolian
symbol of strength.

87
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If you carry him,
you cannot be stopped.

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This is Hollywood, Lloyd.
The only thing Mongolian is barbeque,

89
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- but thanks. I'll take what I can get.
- Oh, and...

90
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I got you in
with Dr. Marcus at 4:30.

91
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Dr. Marcus?

92
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Um, yeah.
Your wife called

93
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and said she needed
an emergency session.

94
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Fuck, Lloyd, why didn't you
just tell her that I didn't have time?

95
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- Because you do have time.
- Why didn't you lie?

96
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'Cause I'm scared
of your wife, Ari.

97
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Yeah, me too.
Maybe if I rub this little guy's balls

98
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she'll disappear.

99
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We're going to
the Valley, Drama, not the Sahara.

100
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Hey, don't kid yourself, E.
North of Ventura Boulevard

101
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is Hell's waiting room.
Be prepared.

102
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If you keep drinking
we're gonna have to stop

103
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every 20' for you
to take a leak.

104
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- That's what the empties are for.
- (PHONE RINGING)

105
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Don't even think about pulling
your dick out in my car, Drama.

106
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- Hey, Ari.
- "Aquaman" is making waves, pal.

107
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The first East Coast
numbers are in.

108
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They're projecting
$100 mil.

109
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Oh, that is great news.

110
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The movie gods
are smiling on us today.

111
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Well, it's still early.
We could do better, right?

112
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I thought I was greedy.
Listen, the over-and-under is 95.

113
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We hit 100...
I got wood.

114
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I'm just saying. I mean,
"Spiderman" did what, 114?

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- Is there any way we can beat that?
- "Spiderman"?

116
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Who... who's said
anything about "Spiderman"?

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Eric...

118
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tell me that Vinnie
doesn't think

119
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that we're gonna beat
the biggest opening in movie history.

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I'll tell you what:

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Manage your client's
expectations.

122
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Do your job. Thank you
for ruining my day.

123
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VINCE: Ari?

124
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We all good?

125
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I thought you're not worried
about that stuff.

126
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I'm not.

127
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In fact, I don't wanna
know anything till it's official.

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- Can't we know?
- Let's roll.

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- (REGGAETON MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
- ALL: 103...

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DRAMA: My God.
ALL: 104!

131
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DRAMA: Unbelievable.
TURTLE: Shit.

132
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- 105.
- TURTLE: Eat that, Drama.

133
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- This is inhuman.
- I guess it's true what they say...

134
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the heat really does
affect the elderly.

135
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Yeah, seriously, Drama,
'cause I haven't seen

136
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somebody sweat like that
since Patrick Ewing retired.

137
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Great Mother of God.

138
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Fuck.

139
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Dude, we got
a monster, Vince.

140
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It's one theater.
Don't get crazy.

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DRAMA: How are we
gonna get seats?

142
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Who are you talking to?

143
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There's four taped off
for us in the back

144
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as we speak.
And all it cost us...

145
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was a signed copy
of the new Aquaman game.

146
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(CHUCKLES) Nice job, Turtle.

147
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I'm making a run
for cooler pastures.

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Oh!

149
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(LAUGHS)

150
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

151
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What do you think?

152
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Oh, they're loving it.

153
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Wait till they get a load of the end
of this scene.

154
00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,441
TURTLE: Jesus Christ, where's
this jerkoff going?

155
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,528
Hey, pal... you wanna sit down?
You're about to miss

156
00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:08,904
the best part
of the whole movie.

157
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I have to use
the bathroom.

158
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Sit down.

159
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(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

160
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(ALL SCREAMING)

161
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I dropped my monkey!

162
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MOTHER: No, come back!

163
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Here it comes!

164
00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:10,174
- (PROJECTOR CLICKS)
- (ALL GROANING)

165
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,887
- What the fuck?
- Shit, projector must have gone out.

166
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,931
It's not just
the projector.

167
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We lost the central air.

168
00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:22,061
WOMAN: Waiting for
this movie two hours!

169
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:25,773
Ahem, sorry, folks.
It's a blackout.

170
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,442
Um, please calmly
file into the lobby

171
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and we'll refund
your money.

172
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Whoa whoa.
Refund their money?

173
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They already saw
half the movie. Fuck that.

174
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- MAN: Shut the fuck up!
- Give them free popcorn or something.

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(ALL CHATTERING)

176
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,249
Holy crap! Aquaman!

177
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,750
Dude, what are you
doing here?

178
00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,752
Just checking out
the movie like you guys.

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Oh, but who's guarding
the throne of Poseidonis?

180
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- (CROWD CHUCKLES)
- It's about to be a madhouse in here.

181
00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:53,384
- I'm gonna go get the car, all right?
- Fire up the AC.

182
00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:56,262
The movie is great, Vince.
We caught the 10:00 a.m. Showing too.

183
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That harpoon fight
was badass.

184
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Did you hear that, E?
They thought I was badass.

185
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,351
- I heard.
- Hey, so Vince, let me ask you...

186
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,187
was that seahorse you rode
animatronic or computer generated?

187
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,438
- E?
- Animatronic.

188
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,649
- Animatronic.
- Yes! You owe me $20.

189
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,943
- GIRL: That is him!
- (GIRLS SCREAMING)

190
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:14,488
- Oh my God!
- GIRL: Can I have your autograph, Vince?

191
00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,699
(GIRLS SCREAMING)

192
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,705
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

193
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,258
Whoo!
We made it.

194
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,678
Now let's get back
to civilization. Please.

195
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,389
(CAR HORNS HONKING)

196
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,271
(SIGHS) I begged you to take the 101,

197
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,981
but you had to take
the Canyon.

198
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,984
- It's more scenic.
- Just get me home, please.

199
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,695
All the lights are out, Drama.
What would you like me to do?

200
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,239
E: You know, it looks
like the whole area is blacked out.

201
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,950
- I'm gonna call Ari.
- (PHONE RINGS)

202
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,453
Hey, I was just dialing you.

203
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,663
Hey. That must mean
that we're destined to be in love.

204
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,707
Yeah. You're having a blackout
over there too?

205
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,959
I haven't had a blackout
since I took four Quaaludes

206
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,003
and forgot I fucked
Chantal Lautenberg. Why?

207
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,422
'Cause we're in Northridge.
The whole area is blacked out.

208
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,758
- Is this gonna affect the numbers?
- I didn't even know

209
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,843
that Northridge survived
the '94 quake, E.

210
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,012
Don't worry about that.
Listen, you with Vinnie?

211
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,639
- Yeah.
- Okay, be very cool.

212
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:26,477
Do not get him excited, but the first
West Coast numbers are in,

213
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,562
- and they're big.
- Go on.

214
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,482
- Eight-legs big, bitch.
- Get the fuck out of here.

215
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,233
The webcrawler is
in our sights, Eric,

216
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,944
and I want to squash
that fucker!

217
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,280
(CHUCKLES) So do I, Ari.
All right, thanks.

218
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,411
What?

219
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:48,999
Nothing.

220
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,834
Fuck you, "nothing."
What is it?

221
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,128
- Nothing until it's official, right?
- Fuck official.

222
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,755
I don't want you to know
anything I don't.

223
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,634
- Is it "Spiderman"?
- Spidey, E?

224
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,677
- Say something, dick.
- E, speak now

225
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,179
or I'm throwing you
out of the car.

226
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,100
"Spiderman" is
in our sights.

227
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,102
- (ALL LAUGH)
- Yes! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

228
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,854
- Yes!
- I knew it! Fuck you, Tobey!

229
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,399
- It's not definite though, Vince.
- Yeah, no, I know.

230
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,901
That's cool. Let's go buy some toys
anyway to celebrate.

231
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,445
- DRAMA: Yes.
- I know a place.

232
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,698
But not in the Valley, right?
They got toys in the city, Vince.

233
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,626
How do you know
this area, Turtle?

234
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,337
Best rub-and-tug in California
used to be next door.

235
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,257
Yeah, they probably moved
to Santa Monica where it's cool.

236
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,842
There she is.

237
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,886
VINCE: Ducatis. Sweet.

238
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,932
This is the one
for me, Vince,

239
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,351
the fastest production bike
on the road.

240
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,019
It's yours. E?

241
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,272
I appreciate it, Vince,
but I'm not a motorcycle guy,

242
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,357
and I'm not gonna take
a gift just to take one.

243
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,609
VINCE: You neither, Johnny?

244
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,611
You know I hate
rice rockets, Vince.

245
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:00,946
Ducati's Italian,
Drama.

246
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,990
Yeah, well, regardless

247
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,325
it's still a foreign job.
I'm a Harley man.

248
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,244
Yeah, didn't you have one
when you first came out here?

249
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,329
Yeah, I had to hock it
to Michael Madsen

250
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:13,041
after a couple of bleak pilot seasons.
God, I loved that bike.

251
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,501
Why don't we go
over there tomorrow

252
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,212
- and make him an offer he can't refuse?
- You serious?

253
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,134
God, you're
a fucking prince, bro.

254
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,678
You know, he's also
got a watch of mine.

255
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,681
Mr. Chase, have you
decided yet?

256
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,391
Yes, we have.

257
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,393
We'll take
four of these.

258
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,687
Maybe you guys
will grow to love 'em.

259
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,815
ERIC: Not again.

260
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,859
So when is the last time
you had sex?

261
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:42,154
- With each other or?
- If you're not taking this seriously...

262
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,114
I'm taking it seriously.
It's just for the money

263
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,824
we're spending here
I could get you a pro

264
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,993
to service your even most
bizarre fetishes.

265
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,786
Okay, you see?
This is what I'm dealing with.

266
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,330
- Come on.
- (PHONE RINGS)

267
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,706
Don't.

268
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,958
- It's Vince.
- DR. MARCUS: Ari...

269
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,627
- (PHONE BEEPS)
...don't you feel

270
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,504
that a lacking
sexual relationship

271
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,380
is a big problem
in a marriage?

272
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,341
Oh, I do, Doc,
but we fuck

273
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,468
more than any other
married couple you know.

274
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,387
And I know this
because whenever we go out

275
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,681
with another married couple
and the subject comes up

276
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,684
they always say, "I can't believe
how often you guys fuck."

277
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,269
(PHONE RINGS)

278
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,232
(RINGING CONTINUES)

279
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,944
- It's Vince, baby.
- I don't give a fuck.

280
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,946
- (PHONE BEEPS)
- Okay... you know, uh,

281
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,614
after the year
that I've had

282
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,533
and on the most important
day of my life you'd think

283
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,118
that she would ask me
what I wanted, you know?

284
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,912
A nice blowjob, perhaps,

285
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:35,082
where I could just sit back
for the first time in nine months

286
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,959
and do nothing but
admire the top of her head

287
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,878
and pray that this
fucking movie opens

288
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,630
- so I can stop selling off assets
- (PHONE RINGS)

289
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,549
Like we're fucking
Michael Jackson.

290
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,634
Now I have to answer
the fucking Batphone

291
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,471
when it rings three fucking times
and it's fucking Vince, okay? So...

292
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,224
- Eric, speak.
- DR. MARCUS: Ari...

293
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,560
There's been another blackout
in a different part of the Valley.

294
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,229
You need a fucking night-light or
something? Get back over the hill, okay?

295
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,605
And don't call me
back unless...

296
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,899
Fuck me.

297
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,485
- What's going on, Ari?
- I'm gonna call you back.

298
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:04,987
(GROANS)

299
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,781
Can we prorate
this session, please?

300
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,247
- He's gonna call us back.
- Anything to worry about?

301
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,708
- Hey, Aquaman.
- DRAMA: Oh, great.

302
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,668
We're being stalked
by Devo.

303
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:23,255
- This isn't a coincidence, is it?
- No, we followed you.

304
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,257
- Replenish.
- We, uh, wanted to know

305
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,883
if you guys wanted
to come to a party.

306
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,552
It's our big
graduation bash.

307
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,013
High school party?
Sorry, kid,

308
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,599
we don't go to the parties where
the girls ain't legal.

309
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,393
Although we do like 'em
barely legal.

310
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,479
Come on, Vince, come with us.
It'll be like "Almost Famous."

311
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,482
- Hey, I like that movie.
- Vince, I'm burning up out here.

312
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,568
Another hour and my kidneys
may shut down.

313
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,736
They've got a pool.

314
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,989
- Really?
- Yeah, it'll be great.

315
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,116
And it'll be a lot easier to get in
with you there, Vince.

316
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:55,120
So that's it? You guys need Vince
to get you into the party.

317
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,246
What are you
laughing at, Turtle?

318
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,290
You still can't get into
Teddy's without Vince.

319
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,916
Do you wanna go?

320
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,085
Fuck it. It's gonna take hours
to get home anyway, right?

321
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,253
So you'll come?

322
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,506
- Yeah, we'll come.
- All right!

323
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,343
Aquaman to the rescue!

324
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,224
(ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYING)

325
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,231
- Hey, girl.
- Hey!

326
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,657
Did kids look this young
when we went to high school?

327
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,618
- In Drama's eighth year they did, yes.
- Six years, assholes.

328
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,204
And just like I did for these maggots
I'm gonna do for you guys.

329
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,207
Someone gives you guys a hard time
about being here...

330
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,167
Johnny Drama's
got your back.

331
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,920
Thanks. There are some really
tough kids at this school.

332
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,422
Come on,
I'm from New York.

333
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,591
MALE TEEN: Who the fuck let
nerds in my house?

334
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,885
ERIC: Here we go.
TURTLE: Jesus...

335
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,804
Drama's gonna get
his ass kicked by a 16-year-old.

336
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,889
- Hey, Kessler.
- Who let you losers in?

337
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,975
- These guys are with us.
- Yeah? Who the fuck are you?

338
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,437
Uh, he's my brother.
Sorry, we were just passing by,

339
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,439
we saw the party,
we figured we'd drop in.

340
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,858
Whoa whoa, holy shit.
You're Vince Chase.

341
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,276
You're with these two?

342
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,821
Jay and Reggie?
Yeah, they're my cousins.

343
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,989
But hey, it's cool.
We'll find another party.

344
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,700
Oh, no no no no.
No, you stay.

345
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:18,120
Reggie and Jay, stay.
This old guy, he can stay too.

346
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,372
(CHUCKLES) Uh, you need a beer, Vince?

347
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,623
That'd be good.

348
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:23,834
Thanks.

349
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,627
Holy shit, Vince Chase.

350
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,629
(SHOUTS) Hey everyone,

351
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,881
fuckin' Aquaman
is at my house!

352
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,300
- (ALL CHEER)
- (PHONE RINGS)

353
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,803
Give me
something good, Ari.

354
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,723
There's nothing good at all, E.
Nothing good.

355
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,850
- Why? What's happening?
- There are massive

356
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,686
rolling blackouts
from the heat.

357
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,730
They're hitting
the whole fucking coast

358
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,773
from San Francisco
down to San Diego.

359
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:50,193
Shit. Well, I guess we can kiss
"Spiderman" goodbye.

360
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,195
Forget "Spiderman."
I just named

361
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,157
two of the most populated
cities in the whole fucking country.

362
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,909
- So what does that mean, Ari?
- It means that we are fucked.

363
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,995
We took a massive hit
on the midday numbers

364
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,998
and now they are
projecting 85.

365
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,042
Jesus Christ.
What am I gonna tell Vince?

366
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,503
Same thing you've been
telling him all day... nothing!

367
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,589
Keep your mouth shut
until it's official.

368
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:14,176
- Yeah, when's that gonna be?
- In a few hours, all right?

369
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,178
I want you to email me
your address

370
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,347
and I will come and tell him with you,
all right?

371
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,601
Lloyd!

372
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,147
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- GIRL: What happened to the music?

373
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,983
It's a blackout, baby!
Into the pool!

374
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,693
(ALL CHEERING)

375
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,952
Yeah, our moms say
Reggie looked

376
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,288
exactly like I did when I was his age.
You don't see it?

377
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,166
GIRL: A little, I guess.
GIRL 2: And you're related to Jay too?

378
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,168
Oh, we're practically
like brothers.

379
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,462
You girls should
take care of these two.

380
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,047
I'm gonna get a drink.
You want anything?

381
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,715
All good, Vince.

382
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,926
- Good to hear it, Reggie.
- Jay.

383
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,805
Ha-ha!
Life is good, huh?

384
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:01,473
Any word?

385
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,226
- No, nothing official.
- What does that mean?

386
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,157
(WHIMPERS)

387
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:29,000
How is this possible? An hour ago
we're the biggest opening ever

388
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,878
- and now we're a disaster?
- Yeah, well, fucking blackouts.

389
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,880
Fucking blackouts.

390
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,132
See, this is why I don't like to get
caught up in this shit.

391
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,926
You shouldn't let me
get caught up in it, E.

392
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,595
- Vince, come on.
- I know, I know. I asked.

393
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,265
- (SIGHS)
- I'm sorry, buddy.

394
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,599
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

395
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,478
Look at these kids.
This used to be us.

396
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,981
Remember how we used to talk
about coming out to Hollywood?

397
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,024
- It wasn't about money.
- No, it wasn't.

398
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,528
Fuck it. We're not gonna let this town
make it about money now.

399
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,114
- Let's get hammered.
- With 17-year-olds?

400
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,992
- We'll make their night.
- All right.

401
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,368
ARl: Blackouts?!

402
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,829
Fucking blackouts?

403
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,499
Thank you very much!

404
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,712
The town will understand, Ari.
It's not the movie's fault.

405
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,089
Baby, it wasn't
the Cubs' fault

406
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,883
when that douche bag
grabbed the foul ball either,

407
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,551
but they still don't get
a World Series ring.

408
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,847
There are no asterisks in this life,
only scoreboards,

409
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,058
and ours is currently
reading "Fucked."

410
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,227
Well, there's nothing
you can do about it now,

411
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,187
so why don't you
sit down and relax?

412
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:34,399
Baby, I can't relax until I tell Vinnie.
I gotta go to the Valley.

413
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,067
After the call.

414
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,403
And who knows
when that will be?

415
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,405
Baby, isn't it
a little convenient

416
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,907
that the kids are
at your mother's?

417
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,451
Ari, I've been patient,
but now

418
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,620
whatever happens is totally out
of your control.

419
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,122
So let's go upstairs.

420
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,584
Fine, but I'm not
gonna like it.

421
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,669
Oh really?

422
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,592
All right, I may like it
just a little bit.

423
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,886
- Oh.
- (PHONE RINGING)

424
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,304
- (GROANS)
- Baby, I don't want you to hear this.

425
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,765
I could cry. I have to go to the Valley.
I promise you

426
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,433
when I get back,
no matter what,

427
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,268
we're gonna dent that headboard.
No bullshit.

428
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,437
I guarantee you you will not
walk right tomorrow.

429
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,688
(CHUCKLES)

430
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,982
Tell me something good.

431
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,401
Vince, Vince,
Vince, Vince!

432
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,488
(CHEERING)

433
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,746
- So you work with Vince?
- Yep.

434
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,748
- Is it fun?
- Yep.

435
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,625
You don't talk much, huh?

436
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,044
Not to high school girls,
sweetheart. No offense.

437
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,463
I'm not in high school.
This is my little brother's party.

438
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,465
I'm just chaperoning.

439
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,925
Oh-hh.

440
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,178
Ew. That was
a real creepy turn.

441
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,102
(ALL CHEERING)

442
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,275
You may have
a couple pounds on me

443
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,111
but nothing outweighs
experience.

444
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:02,570
You ready?

445
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,573
(EXHALES) Are you ready?

446
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,085
(ALL SHOUTING)

447
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:28,930
VINCE: (SHOUTING) Hey, everybody!

448
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,767
Do you know how good
your lives are right now?

449
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,144
Yeah!

450
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,229
(ALL CHEERING)

451
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,151
My boys are here
from high school

452
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:43,778
and we wish we could be back
living like this!

453
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,280
Yeah!

454
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,285
What the fuck
is he doing?

455
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,911
He wanted his
"Almost Famous" moment.

456
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:54,330
ARl: I told you not to tell him anything
until it was official.

457
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:56,207
E: Aw, what the fuck
is the difference, Ari?

458
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:58,960
Hey, Vinnie!

459
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,299
(GUFFAWS) Ari is in the Valley?

460
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,594
Holy shit, we really
must be fucked, huh?

461
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,638
What are they projecting now?
45, Ari?

462
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,016
- 116, actually.
- What?

463
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,144
- 116, kid!
- E: How's that possible?

464
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,605
You guys ever hear
of a hanging chad?

465
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,358
Where the fuck am I?
Listen,

466
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,444
the biggest thing
the blackouts affected

467
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,780
were the actual
reporting of the numbers.

468
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,951
- We beat "Spiderman"?
- Well, it's only Friday,

469
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,037
but if there isn't
a tornado in the Midwest

470
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,289
I think we've got a good
goddamn shot, my friend.

471
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,291
Hey, everybody,
you've got the biggest

472
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,377
movie star on the planet
on your roof right now.

473
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,171
(CHEERING)

474
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:46,758
It's all you, baby!

475
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,933
- Number one, baby.
- OTHERS: Yeah! Do it!

476
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,192
So whose dad is this?

477
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,611
I don't know. Why don't you
throw him in the pool?

478
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,363
Fuck you, "throw me
in the pool."

479
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,406
Hey, Kong, go get us
some beers.

480
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,492
(ALL SHOUTING)

481
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,619
- Put him in! Put him in!
- Go go!

482
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,371
(SCREAMING)

483
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:21,626
Hey, you little fuck,

484
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,670
these are $900 shoes!

485
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,632
Okay, you guys are not
gonna believe this!

486
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:28,842
Those two girls
you introduced us to?

487
00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:31,177
The most untouchable
girls in school. But guess what...

488
00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:32,637
They like you.

489
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,681
They wanna hang
in my basement.

490
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,600
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Basement! Nice!

491
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:40,061
The only problem is,
we can't all fit on the Vespa.

492
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,939
You can't roll chicks
in a Vespa, bro.

493
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,316
Well, we were hoping
maybe you could give us a lift.

494
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:46,776
- A lift?
- DRAMA: Yeah, right.

495
00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:48,778
I can't do that.

496
00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:50,780
But what I can do
is this:

497
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,907
Turtle, give our
new best friends

498
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,410
- the keys to the Mas'.
- There you go.

499
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,496
Oh, that is so cool!
You're lending us your car?

500
00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:01,040
- No no no.
- How do we get it back to you?

501
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,500
You don't.
You return it

502
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:04,961
to the Beverly Hills
Maserati dealership.

503
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,297
Your lease ends
at the end of August.

504
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,674
- No way.
- Holy shit.

505
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,301
ARl: That was actually
refreshing,

506
00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:13,511
but I have to go home
to hammer the wife.

507
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:15,513
Give us a lift.

508
00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:18,850
Anything to keep me away
from my house. Come on, bro.

509
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,602
We out.

510
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,103
Aw.

511
00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:26,149
Yeah, the Valley
ain't so bad.

512
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,446
(ROCK SONG PLAYING)