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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

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Unbelievable, this guy.

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Hi.

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How's that seafood
tower treating you?

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Oh, delicioso, Ari.
You really outdid yourself this time.

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Seriously, I mean,
this dinner is even better

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than the one you took us
to when you signed Vince.

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E wasn't around for that one, you know?
He's making up for lost time

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ordering three different
types of caviar.

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Until I see your credit card you're still
a dine-and-dash candidate

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- as far as I'm concerned.
- Oh!

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Seriously, Ari,
the guys are right.

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You pulled out
all the stops. Thank you.

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ARl: Hey, Vinnie is officially
a superstar.

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Number one movie
in the country.

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Theme park ride.
Thank you!

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Cheers.
There you go, raise it up!

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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

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Mmm. Ah.

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So tell us about
the ride, Ari.

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AQUAMAN: The Ride...
water theme, obviously.

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Studio is going nuts over it.
Did you see the commercial?

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- No. I don't really have to go, do I?
- You got to go.

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Head of the studio's going,
that means you're going.

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I'll go just to see you doing
Mach 10 in a water flume.

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- Yeah!
- ARl: No, I don't do thrill rides.

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Haven't since I rode one
of the partner's daughters

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in the William Morris
mail room in '86.

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You know what? You don't do
the ride, I don't do the park.

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Blockbuster clout has made
this boy shrewd. I like it.

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- Then another toast to that, huh?
- Yeah!

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(GLASSES CLINKING)

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So what are we
hitting next?

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Home. I need at least
45 minutes to digest.

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Yeah, unfortunately I got
to hurry home too, man. I'm sorry.

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- What's the problem?
- My daughter has a boy over.

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- Oh!
- A boy with Sarah, that's so cute!

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It's not cute.
You know who it is? It's Max Ballard.

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- The kid from "Young 21 Jump Street"?
- Yeah.

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- It's a good show.
- Didn't they ship him off to rehab

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- for Vicodin addiction?
- Hey, moron, he's 13.

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In celeb years that's like 30.

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So what's that make you,
Drama, like 140?

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So you're admitting
I'm a celeb.

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(BRAKES SQUEAK)

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TURTLE: It's bullshit, Drama.

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Just 'cause the guy put the doggie bag
in front of you doesn't mean it's yours.

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You said it yourself, chief:
Possession is 9/10 of the law.

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And this glorious 32 oz. Porterhouse
is in my possession.

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- What's that?
- Get off it!

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(LAUGHS)

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- Damn.
- Too slow, Turtle.

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Which one of you barn animals
left the door open?

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Oh, that would be
the meat stealer.

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I don't think so.
I was first man out.

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You were, Johnny, until you ran back in
to splash some more Drakkar on...

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(DOG YELPS)

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Arnold don't sound
too happy.

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- I'm going to call Westec.
- No forget it.

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Rent-a-cops move
slower than real ones.

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So you're just
going to go in?

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Life is for
the adventurous, E.

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(DOG BARKS)

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Maybe we should leave
Vince in the car?

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If something happens
to him we're all fucked.

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- (DOG WHINING)
- Do you smell something?

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Is that sausage?

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No, that's gourmet kielbasa.

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It's been aging
for three days.

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I was going
to surprise you guys.

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I'll kill that son
of a bitch!

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(DOG BARKING)

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Wait, wait, wait.
You go first, we'll come behind you.

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Why don't you go?

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I can hear you assholes.

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- Dom?
- Surprise, motherfuckers.

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- Yo, Dom!
- What's up, bro?

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Give me some love, man.

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I've been on a bus
for the last three days

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with your pretty fucking
picture on it, Vince.

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- Ironic, huh?
- Come here.

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Dom, you better learn
to knock, bro.

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You have no idea
how close you came...

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Close to what, Drama?
You need more muscle

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than you three fruitcakes
and Aquaman here to get me down.

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Hey, what did you
do to my dog?

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He's all right. He's in the john
eating a nice piece of meat.

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Not my lamb chops?

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Hey, Ebola

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What's with you infectious
fucking disease, you?

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You know I always hated
that name, Dom. How are you?

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- Come on, huh?
- (GROANS)

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- How did you get out of prison?
- They let me out.

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Good behavior
of all things.

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Damn, you motherfuckers
look good.

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- It's been a long time. I missed you.
- Hey, we missed you too, man.

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We haven't all been together
since what, '98?

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- At least.
- This calls for a celebration.

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Yeah, I'll break out
the Lowenbrau.

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No, no, no. Take me out.
I've been surrounded

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by nothing but men
for the last five years.

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- Show me some L.A. Pussy.
- I think we can do that. Come on.

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WOMAN ON TV: You come back here!

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I hate you, I hate you,
I hate you!

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The director was really
up my ass during this scene.

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WOMAN: Don't you dare slam that door!

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I want to live with my father.

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It's 10:30,
get him out of here.

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He's a nice boy, Ari.
Just stop it.

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Nice boys don't have nine cars.

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- Shh.
- What?

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- You hear that?
- What?

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Silence.
They stopped talking.

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- I'm going in.
- Ari, Ar...

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Oh. Hey, baby.
I totally forgot you had company.

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- Hey, how's it going, Max?
- Hey, Mr. Gold.

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What are you guys doing?

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Max is showing me scenes
from his new movie.

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- It's so good.
- Oh, thanks, babe.

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All right.
It's time to go.

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- Daddy!
- No, no, no. It's 10:30, honey.

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It's way too late
for company, come on.

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It's cool, Sarah.
I'll just see you tomorrow.

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Actually you won't.
We're going to Six Flags tomorrow, so...

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Yeah, I know.
I'll be there too.

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Why... why will you
be there?

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Max is in talks
with the studio

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about taking over
the Cody Banks franchise.

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Plus my peeps think
it's a good press op.

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It's going to be
a zoo there, Max.

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You sure you want to be ripped limb
from limb by screaming fans?

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Are you kidding?
I love my fans. Later, dude.

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I'll IM you late night.
Ciao.

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ARl: I'll walk you out.

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

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In the joint

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the homos on my tier,
they have pictures of you on the wall.

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- (LAUGHS)
- And I tell them I grew up with that little punk

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that you're whacking it to.
They didn't believe me though.

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So they didn't believe
you knew the Chase brothers, huh?

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Oh, they believe
I knew you, Drama.

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VINCE: Why didn't you call me
when you got out?

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I would have sent you
a plane ticket.

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I had a lot of loose
ends to tie up.

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You know,
mostly parole board crap.

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They had to give me
permission just to come out.

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- Wow.
- Plus, I wanted to surprise you guys.

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Nothing like a good
breaking-and-entering

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to get the old heart
pumping, huh?

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- How'd you find the house?
- Star maps.

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How long are you planning
on staying for?

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What's with this guy?

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What is this,
a fucking interrogation?

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Yeah, E,
what's your problem?

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The guy just got here.
You're already asking when he's leaving?

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You stay as long as you want, Dom.
We got plenty of space.

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Thanks, Vince. It's nice to know
you're still there for me.

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You know,
it's been a rough road.

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You come out of the joint,
a lot of people

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who you thought
were your friends, they're not.

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I guess it's hard
to love a felon.

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Anyway, before I get
all misty like a queer,

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why don't you bums
hook me up with some easy ass?

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Come on, I'll take a lap with you.
Show you my skills.

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You can come too, Drama.

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Yeah, like I need an invitation.

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E., what are you being
a dick for, huh?

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I'm not being a dick.
I just don't trust him.

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You don't like
that he calls you E coli?

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It's Ebola, and no,
that's got nothing to do with it.

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It's Dom. We've known him
our whole lives. He's not a stranger.

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It's the fact that I know him
that worries me.

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The guy shows up one day
after we open up at number one.

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He wants something. Look at
all the guilt he's throwing your way.

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- Well, I do owe him.
- You're not the reason he went to jail.

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- It was my weed.
- It was two joints.

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The guy would have been out in a day
but he punched the cop in the face.

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He wouldn't have been near the cops
if it weren't for those two joints.

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He would've gotten locked up
for something else, you know that.

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I don't know that.

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I mean, it's simple. What are you
going to do when he fucks up out here?

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- If!
- Okay, if.

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Well, then I'll deal with it.
It'll be my problem not yours.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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Don't worry so much, man.
We're number one, baby!

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Number one, baby.
Have fun.

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- Fuck you!
- (LAUGHS)

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(KEYS CLACKING)

191
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(BEEPING)

192
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She's still online.

193
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So go tell her you secretly monitor
her buddy list.

194
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See how that affects
trust issues.

195
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Ari! Ari!

196
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(DOOR OPENS)

197
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,780
Daddy, what are you doing?

198
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,074
Shh, go back to sleep, baby.
My computer is on the fritz.

199
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:20,286
I'll have this back
to you before the morning. I love you.

200
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,584
- (LAUGHING)
- All I said was that she had nice lips.

201
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,170
Yeah, and that you wanted
to introduce them to your member.

202
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,548
Where I come from that's
a fucking compliment.

203
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,383
Hysterical, Dom.
Hysterical.

204
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,218
Am I nuts, or does it feel
like we're back home?

205
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,928
- Yeah.
- Awesome to have you here, Dom.

206
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,722
Yeah, Dom.
Awesome, bro, awesome.

207
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,390
I'll catch you guys later.
I'm gonna head up.

208
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,642
Hold on a sec.
I got a little something for you.

209
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,896
I know you're kind of
the de facto leader of this crew.

210
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,399
So I want to give you this
as a show my appreciation

211
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for letting me come out.

212
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,072
He gave you a present.
Be nice, huh?

213
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,782
- What is it?
- It's a screenplay.

214
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:02,202
I wrote it in the joint. It's about
the last seven years of my life.

215
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:06,248
- You wrote it by hand?
- All 234 pages, my friend.

216
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,001
And it's perfect...
perfect for your next movie, Vince.

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00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,919
If there's anybody
that can play me,

218
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,629
- it's you.
- Well, thank you.

219
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,840
And don't worry about that script
making sense, 'cause it does.

220
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,383
I read both of them
Syd Field books.

221
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,427
He's going to read it
as soon as possible, right, E?

222
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,220
- Oh yeah.
- Good, I appreciate it.

223
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,349
And be real careful with it 'cause
it's not only my heart and soul,

224
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,726
- it's my only copy.
- Have you ever heard of a Xerox, Dom?

225
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,187
You ever heard
of not having no cash?

226
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:31,398
Just don't smudge a lick or you may
see me get angry like in the old days.

227
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,275
Yeah, E.
Don't make him mad.

228
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,694
You remember how crazy
the Dominator gets.

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DRAMA: (LAUGHS) Dominator, that's good.
TURTLE: He'll get you.

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WOMAN: Oh, fuck me, you fucker!
Fuck me!

231
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,247
Oh yeah,
you fuck me.

232
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,875
Fuck me hard!
Oh yeah!

233
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,044
Smack my ass!
Oh yeah!

234
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,630
Oh, oh!
You like that?

235
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,715
You like that? (SCREAMS)

236
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,551
Oh! Oh!
Oh yeah.

237
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,721
Oh, you like that?
Huh, you like that?

238
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,474
Oh yeah!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

239
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,477
Yeah! Oh! Oh!
Yeah yeah yeah!

240
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,270
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

241
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,481
Oh oh!
Oh yeah!

242
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:16,068
Oh yeah! Yeah! (SCREAMS)

243
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,569
You hearing this guy, E?

244
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,739
- People in Encino are hearing this guy.
- Hysterical.

245
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,741
It's hysterical waking up
at 5:30 in the morning

246
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,160
- thinking somebody's been murdered.
- Guy's been out of commission

247
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,579
for five years.
He's just making up for lost time.

248
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,081
WOMAN: Yeah! Yeah!

249
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,667
Oh, yeah, oh.

250
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,045
Oh, yeah.

251
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,880
Oh.

252
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,091
(MOANING STOPS)

253
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,469
Couple minutes more and he would
have had my record beat.

254
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,388
- Who's he got up there anyway?
- Don't get nervous,

255
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,640
but I think it's one of those
Aileen Wuornos types he met

256
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,685
- at an inter-prison mingler.
- Good one.

257
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,938
- Morning, fellas.
- Oh, come on!

258
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,606
- Jesus, Dom.
- Classic.

259
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,150
Can't be bashful
in the big house.

260
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,777
- We're not in the big house, Dom.
- You know, E,

261
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,446
I don't remember you being so uptight.

262
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,114
- I'm not uptight.
- (LAUGHS)

263
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,366
Maybe I'm confusing things.

264
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,661
- Finish my script yet?
- I got it three hours ago, Dom.

265
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,830
- A simple no would do.
- Okay, the answer is no.

266
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,874
You see? Uptight.

267
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,917
- See?
- Get on it, E.

268
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:17,045
- There could be genius in those pages.
- Yeah, E, get to work.

269
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,798
Hey Dom, you didn't happen
to write me in, did you?

270
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,426
'Cause I'm a pretty prominent part
of the neighborhood.

271
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,136
You'll be in
the sequel, Drama.

272
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,764
- Hey.
- There you are, baby.

273
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,725
How are ya?

274
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,561
There's some Tropicana here
if you want to replenish those fluids.

275
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,563
I got Gatorade
in the car.

276
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,857
So is this really
where Aquaman lives?

277
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,276
Yeah. And the front doors
are down the hall,

278
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,528
so feel free
to kick yourself out.

279
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,907
Good job.

280
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,909
Gotta love
that "L.A. Express" paper.

281
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,744
Even though that wasn't
the broad I ordered,

282
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,205
she fucked
like a world champion.

283
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,708
Uh, what are you doing
with my Le Creuset, bro?

284
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,252
This? I'm going to use it
to cook you goofs some breakfast.

285
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,088
That's not necessary, Dom.
I do the cooking around here.

286
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,966
Giving us food poisoning
gives Drama a reason to live.

287
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,177
Drama, I cooked
for 400 gorillas in the joint.

288
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,346
You don't think I can handle
cooking for four jerk-offs

289
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,431
in Beverly Hills?
Go sit down.

290
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,266
You're a guest, Dom.
I insist.

291
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,352
Drama, let go of the pan

292
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,479
or I'm going to plant
it in your head.

293
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,398
Hey, you guys are up early.
What's going on?

294
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,443
- Dom offered to cook us breakfast.
- No, he insisted.

295
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,362
Let him cook us breakfast, Johnny.
Take the day off.

296
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,534
How do you like your eggs, Vin?

297
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,328
Surprise me, Dom.
Do me a favor,

298
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,872
- put on some underwear.
- Vince.

299
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,624
Yeah.

300
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,793
Never mind.

301
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,050
Ari, you're acting insane.

302
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,469
I'm acting... there's a movie star
that has his sights set

303
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,055
on our baby girl,
and I'm acting insane.

304
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,308
- He's 13.
- But in celeb years that's like 30.

305
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,185
I'd like to see how
you're going to tell our daughter

306
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,728
that she can't go
to the water park today.

307
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,314
Tell her the ride didn't
pass inspection. That there's a drought

308
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,483
and the entire park dried up.
I don't care.

309
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,236
No no no, this is your thing.
You're going to tell her.

310
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,281
- Tell her what?
- Oh, nothing. Nothing, baby, nothing.

311
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,366
What time are we leaving
for the water park?

312
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,493
- Max wants to know.
- Uh...

313
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,829
baby, you know
that I love you right?

314
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,747
- Of course.
- And you know that it's out of love

315
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,251
when I tell you that I don't want
you coming to the water park today

316
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:23,046
- or seeing Max anymore.
- Why not?

317
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,216
Because he's an actor,
honey, and actors are bad.

318
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,719
- But...
- I know this. I work with them all day.

319
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,805
- Mom used to be an actor.
- And now she is not.

320
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,182
- And that's why now she's good.
- Daddy, you're being unfair.

321
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,436
I really like him. You can't
keep us apart for no reason.

322
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,771
- I can certainly try.
- Mom!

323
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,858
- I... your father...
- I hate you guys. I hate you!

324
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,738
Oh, congratulations. You just
won yourself 50,000 in child therapy.

325
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,866
Hey, in this town as long as I keep
her off an "E! True Hollywood Story"

326
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,534
I've done my job.

327
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,120
You just don't use
another man's deodorant.

328
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,789
- Period.
- Come on, I used Vince's this morning.

329
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,626
- Not a roll-on.
- Come on, Drama, I apologize.

330
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,461
My mistake.
You gonna forgive me?

331
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,880
Yeah, Drama, the guy apologized.
You gotta forgive him.

332
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,883
- Why is everyone against me?
- Just get in the car.

333
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,971
- What are you doing?
- I'm driving.

334
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,307
- I do the driving around here, Dom.
- Really?

335
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,351
How do you drive
with one arm?

336
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,811
One arm? (GROANS)

337
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,855
A dead arm like
in the old days.

338
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,815
- That's going to leave a mark.
- Yeah, no shit.

339
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,151
- Come on, don't cry. Hit me back.
- I don't want to hit you back.

340
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,153
- Go ahead, hit him back.
- I just want to drive.

341
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,864
When did you guys get
so territorial? "I do the cooking."

342
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,201
"I do the driving."
We're neighborhood guys, we share.

343
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,745
Have you gone Hollywood, pussies?
Come on, Turtle,

344
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,331
I haven't been behind
the wheel of a car in a long time.

345
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,500
Hey, Vinnie.
You know it's been five years

346
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,211
since I've been behind
the wheel of a car? I miss it.

347
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,756
Go ahead, drive.
Why, what's the big deal?

348
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,344
Looks like I'm not
the only one laid off, bro.

349
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,888
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

350
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,271
(LAUGHING)

351
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,777
Five years of loyal service
and this is the thanks I get?

352
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,029
- Quit whining, Turtle.
- Easy for you to say, E.

353
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,198
You got a window seat
when I'm stuck sitting bitch.

354
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,033
DRAMA: Turtle, you want to get
your elbow out of my spleen?

355
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,160
You want to move over?
You fucking stink, Drama.

356
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,746
That's 'cause I'm not wearing
any fucking deodorant.

357
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,582
We need gas.

358
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,668
(WHEELS SCREECHING)

359
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,048
(DOOR BEEPS)

360
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,300
- I want him out.
- So do I.

361
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,553
- What do you want to do?
- I want you to tell him.

362
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,639
- I want you to tell him.
- Fine, pussy, I'll tell him.

363
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,812
What the fuck
are you two looking at?

364
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:47,023
- (DOOR BEEPS)
- WOMAN: One lotto ticket too.

365
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,862
I guess you'll tell him later.

366
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,286
I'm just saying it's a big public event,
there's going to be a lot of press.

367
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,787
You may want to tell
him how to behave.

368
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,998
It's a water park, E.
What could he possibly do?

369
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,500
- We've been to the water park with him.
- Oh, don't start.

370
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,128
Senior trip, Six Flags. He almost
killed Ryan Drexler dunking him

371
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,130
- in the tidal pool.
- He didn't know he had asthma.

372
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,965
The kid had an inhaler
hanging around his neck.

373
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,717
Jesus Christ.
Why do you always defend him?

374
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,386
- Okay, I get it.
- Just talk to him, please.

375
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,347
- Let's hit the fucking flume, boys.
- Let's do it.

376
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,185
He stole that, by the way.

377
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,520
What the fuck are you
whispering about, Drama?

378
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,606
- Nothing, nothing.
- Good, then get the fuck in the car

379
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,107
and let's hit it.

380
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,026
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

381
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,292
(CROWD CHEERING)

382
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,879
(SCREAMING)

383
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,132
DOM: Make some room.

384
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,184
There he is. All right. You made it. E,
I hope you brought your lifts

385
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,853
'cause I'd hate to see you sidelined
by the rides height requirement.

386
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,855
That's funny, Ari. I'll be laughing
about that one on the ride

387
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,482
when you're having a panic attack
and blowing chunks.

388
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:14,027
Not if the minds behind Xanax have
anything to say about it, you won't.

389
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,363
Another five minutes and I would
have cut the ribbon myself.

390
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,989
- Sorry we're late, Shauna.
- That's my fault.

391
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,616
- Who are you?
- Who are you?

392
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,618
And is there a man behind
this beautiful belly?

393
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,411
Is he kidding me?

394
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,664
- Oh, you two are...
- Oh, please.

395
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,041
VINCE: Girls, this is my boy
from back home, Dom.

396
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,293
Shauna, Christy.
This is Ari.

397
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,587
Hey, you girls gonna ride with us?

398
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,215
If I wanted to induce, Drama,
I'd be at the hospital.

399
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,259
If you change your mind,
you can sit next to me.

400
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,469
I always wanted to be involved
in the birthing process.

401
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,388
That's disgusting.

402
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,682
That's all right, you sit
next to me I'll take care of you.

403
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,058
Even more disgusting.

404
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,936
- MAN: Vince, over here.
- Back off.

405
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,813
- What are you doing, jerk-off?
- Hey!

406
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,691
- Dom, stop!
- Jesus Christ!

407
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,526
- He stole that candy bar too.
- What?

408
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,487
Yeah, it's okay.
Give him back his camera. Sorry.

409
00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,866
- Thanks, Vince.
- Here, come here. Come here.

410
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,660
Take the picture,
take the picture.

411
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:04,953
Sorry about that, all right?

412
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,582
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right. It's okay.

413
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,917
Come on, let's go.
We got things to do.

414
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,753
- Is he kidding me?
- I'll talk to him. I'll talk to him.

415
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,505
(CROWD CHEERING)

416
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,924
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

417
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,510
(CROWD APPLAUDING)

418
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,523
MAN: On behalf of your friends
at Magic Mountain,

419
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,067
we'd like to present you
with this key to our park.

420
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,403
To Aquaman,
Vincent Chase.

421
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,905
(CROWD CHEERING)

422
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,907
Vinnie!

423
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:46,328
- We got to talk.
- So talk.

424
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,540
It's a family matter, E.

425
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,208
Yeah, it's not
for inquiring minds.

426
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:55,295
I'm sure whatever you have to say
is really intriguing, Turtle.

427
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,464
I'll be right back.

428
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,428
I actually got some family business
to take care of myself.

429
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,014
Oh, oh, I'm going to miss
all the excitement, Ari.

430
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,350
You know what, Shauna? I'd work
on that attitude. For the kid's sake.

431
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,977
- So what's up?
- We took a vote.

432
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,188
- The two of you?
- That's right.

433
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,023
The tribe has spoken.

434
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,400
We think it's time for Dom
to push off our island.

435
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,861
Really? I thought it was
awesome having him around.

436
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,571
I haven't seen you two
this happy since we got Arnold.

437
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,573
Yeah, well,
things have changed.

438
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:27,202
Five just don't work, E.
Four is a perfect number.

439
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,913
By the way,
he stole that candy bar.

440
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,082
- What?
- Ask Turtle.

441
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,418
I ain't a rat, all right? We just
don't want him around no more.

442
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,879
- Unfortunately Vince does.
- So what, we gonna get a minivan?

443
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,423
Look, the guy's on parole.
He's gonna have to go back eventually.

444
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:41,800
We just got to ride
it out until he does.

445
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,594
VINCE: This one is going
to blow your mind.

446
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:48,264
It is crazy. I don't know
about you, but I'm super excited.

447
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,849
I hope you enjoy the ride.

448
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,393
(CROWD CHEERING)

449
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:55,230
Come on, give it up for Vince!
Make some fucking noise.

450
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,234
Yo, Vince.
Come here.

451
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,324
Excuse Max, honey,
it's time for his Accutane.

452
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,952
- What are you doing, Gold?
- Are you two-timing my daughter?

453
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,621
What? No.
Me and Sarah aren't exclusive.

454
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,041
I'd prefer if you were
nothing at all.

455
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,626
Stay away
from my daughter.

456
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:19,504
- Keep dreaming.
- Maxie, listen to me

457
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,798
or I will squash you, okay?

458
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:25,176
How are you going to do that, huh, Gold?
With you and your five-man agency?

459
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,428
Don't make threats
you can't keep.

460
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:31,016
Come on, Ari.
Flume of Doom awaits, baby.

461
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:34,019
It's hell, Ari, seriously.
Take this just in case.

462
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,898
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

463
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,780
Wow. So what's the rule
on these things?

464
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,615
The slower the rise
the quicker the fall?

465
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,867
Yeah, something
like that!

466
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,288
This is sick!

467
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,249
I guess I shouldn't have had
that second chili dog.

468
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:06,801
- Jesus.
- You okay there, Ari?

469
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,345
Yeah.
Just great, Dom.

470
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:12,849
So what kind of fruit
name is Ari anyway?

471
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,730
I spoke to Drama
and Turtle about Dom.

472
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,565
Apparently I'm not the only one
worried about the guy.

473
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,485
- I talked to him, E.
- Yeah? What did he say?

474
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,403
It's all good.
He totally gets it.

475
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:28,740
Great. So what's the deal
with parolees anyway?

476
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:32,035
- How long can they stay out?
- As long as he wants if he gets a job.

477
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,661
Good thing
he doesn't have one.

478
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,122
Actually, I'm making
him head of my security.

479
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,211
I owe him, E.
I owe him.

480
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:43,963
(SCREAMING)

481
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,933
DOM: Yeah, motherfucker!

482
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,521
(ALL SCREAMING)

483
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,068
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)