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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK BUZZES)

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Enjoy this, motherfucker.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Who died?

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No one yet. What?

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Looks like I woke you up
this time, huh, Ari?

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No, but you did wake
my wife and kids, dickhead.

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Vinnie better be sitting in prison
with a DUI or something. Is he?

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- No.
- Then what do you want, cunt muscle?

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I'm sorry about
the family, all right?

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- Speak.
- It's Monday morning,

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we have the number one movie,
officially, and you promised us offers.

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Oh, there will be offers.

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Be in my office at 11:30
and you'll hear all about 'em.

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- Nice.
- Oh, and E?

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You have to get up a hell
of a lot earlier than this to wake me.

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Yeah yeah yeah.

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"Cunt muscle"?

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- What's the rush?
- You don't want to be late for Ari.

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- Not on a big day like today.
- Seriously, Vin,

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they're gonna be offering
you everything under the sun.

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You don't wanna miss it.
Get in the car.

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- Shut the door.
- Start the car, Turtle.

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Let's go.

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Yo, cocksuckers, wait up.

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- Fuck!
- Oh, I see.

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Does this mean I'm really
not getting everything under the sun?

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Out, Turtle.

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When is this nightmare
gonna end?

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It's not going to,
so you better get used to it.

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Sorry I overslept, boss.

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- So where to? The Jew agent?
- Whoa whoa, Dom...

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you don't talk
like that out here.

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What? They frown
upon the word "Jew"?

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Seems you got a lot of problems
with how I carry myself, E.

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Just trying to help you
avoid new problems is all, Dom.

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What kind of new problems? I'm not
the same old Dommy. I'm a new Dom.

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I've been rehabilitated
by the State of New York.

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And they believe
in me, so should you.

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Come on Vinnie,
you're making bank.

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You can't get your boy
a whole shirt?

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- You talking to me, jerk off?
- ARl: Take it easy, Dom.

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I just don't want you to excite
my man here. He's into bad boys.

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Aren't you, Lloyd?

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Not.

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Come on in, boys.

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If the Oriental even looks at me,
I'm taking him down.

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Hey, Dom,
you're out here with us.

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- Right, Ari?
- You know what?

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Today, and today only,
I'm gonna open up my doors

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like Ellis fucking Island.
Come on in.

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Bedraggled wretched crew,
watch me work my magic.

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He must have
something good.

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He must have
something great.

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"Flight."

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"Dead Poet's Society"
in space.

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Character-driven, great script,

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Darren Aronofsky
is directing.

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They're offering you
$8 million.

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"The Sandman."
You are a retard at a Red Cross tent

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in the Sahara. It's "Being There"
meets "Lawrence of Arabia."

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David O. Russell's directing,
they're offering you

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- $9 million.
- Take it, Vin.

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We got a stack
of great ones just like those.

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ERIC: So what's the point, Ari?

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The point is that
they all want our boy,

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but what our boy wants,
we gotta work for.

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What do I want?

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(VOCALIZING MUSIC)

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Is this what goes on in here
when we're out in the hall?

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The line starts behind me,
motherfuckers.

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This ain't blow.
It's powdered cream.

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- What the fuck is going on, Ari?
- Yeah, Ari, what's up?

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We're going to the coke capital
of the world, that's what's up.

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- "Medellin."
- "Medellin"?

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- "Medellin"?
- "Medellin"...boom!

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You're gonna play Pablo fuckin' Escobar,
just like you wanted.

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- I thought that script was dead.
- It was dead.

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Then Phil Rubenstein
gave it CPR.

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He saw "Aquaman,"
and he loved it.

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Holy shit!
Who's Phil Rubenstein?

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He's only the animation king,
made like $600 trillion.

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Made like, "Madagascar"
and "Shrek."

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And now he wants to work
with real people, and he loves you.

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- That's great!
- That's not all.

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Paul Haggis is directing it.

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First thing since
he crashed the Oscars.

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- Paul Haggis?
- He loves you too. Only one problem...

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we gotta get
Phil Rubenstein to say yes.

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How do we get
Phil Rubenstein to say yes?

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We go to Santa Barbara
and we charm his pants off. All right?

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He's gonna throw a kickoff party
for his new cult wine,

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- and he invited us.
- Us?

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- I do know my wines.
- I have to clear it

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with my parole officer if I'm
going across county lines, Vince.

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- Can the boys come?
- They can come. He needs sleeves.

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I'm just saying, tell this guy
he can show you the money

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or tell him he
can suck your dick.

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Dom, it's a little
more complicated than that.

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Yeah, how so? I just heard the agent
tell Vince he has multimillions

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in offers waiting. But you're
making him get on his knees and beg.

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You don't think
I'm out of line here, Vince?

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Not at all, Dom, I think you're
making some good points.

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- Thanks, Vince.
- DRAMA: Yo...

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How good is this shirt
gonna look on me?

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Not as good
as it already looks on me.

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Too slow
to the draw, hombre.

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TAILOR: You can change now.

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He's making
some good points?

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Call Ari and tell him
I'm not going to Santa Barbara.

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Vince, this is the movie
we wanted to do, all right?

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It's a chance for you to act,
get away from the blue screen

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and the animatronic fish.
This is our "Scarface."

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Tell him to make an offer and then
we'll talk. 'Cause I ain't kissing

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- no fucking ass, man.
- Are you serious?

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No, I'm not serious.
You know I'd kill to do this movie.

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But why do you have to argue with Dom?
You said you were gonna try

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- to get along with him.
- I'm trying all right? But the guy is

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talking about your career and he
doesn't know what he's talking about.

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Yeah, I'm just trying to get him on his
feet. Let him spin his wheels a little,

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it's not a big deal.
It'll build his confidence.

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Will you just
help me do that, please?

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Okay.

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Yo, we gotta leave now
if we wanna beat Santa Barbara traffic.

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Don't worry about the traffic, Turtle.
I've arranged for us to skip it.

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- (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- Really?

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You know, sitting here
in this expensive suit,

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flying in this
expensive helicopter,

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going to an expensive
guy's house,

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I finally feel like
I made something in my life.

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Thanks, Vince.

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I'd feel the same fucking way
if I was wearing that shirt.

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Look at this fucking spread.

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This guy can make you
a $10 million offer, no problem.

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And once he hangs
with Vince for five minutes,

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- that's what he's gonna do.
- Exactly.

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Vince, being charming
is all about body language, bro.

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Vince knows
how to charm, Drama.

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Yeah, women, but man charm
is a totally different animal.

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You gotta get in
close enough to entice,

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but not so close
as to encroach.

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What do you say we forget
kissing-the-ring bullshit

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and I get close to this guy
while you're talking to him?

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Apply a little pressure.

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No, don't do that, Dom.
In fact it'd be really great

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if you don't talk
to Rubenstein at all.

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I didn't say I was gonna talk. I won't
say a word. I'll just stare like this.

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(TURTLE SNICKERS)

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Hey hey!
You boys are looking sharp.

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Hey, thanks, Ari.

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Actually I meant the other boys.

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Which one's Rubensteinberg, Ari?

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It's Rubenstein, and please,
don't try to pronounce it again.

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Vinnie, let's go get us a gig.
You ready?

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Hey Vince, remember...

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Not too close.

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Got any hard alcohol
in this place?

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'Cause the pruno I made in the joint
tastes better than this shit.

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Wow, this wine
is great, Phil.

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- Congratulations.
- I'm glad you like it, Vince.

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And I just screened "Aquaman"
and you were great.

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- ARl: Ahh!
- Thanks.

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I just saw "Madagascar" with my nephew
and that was really great.

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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

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In fact, if you have
any open animals in the sequel

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I'd love to be involved.

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Great. What kind of an animal
could you see yourself playing?

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Um, I don't know.
A cheetah maybe?

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A cheetah.
That's great.

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Great. You're both great.
Let's make a deal.

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Ari, could you leave
Vince with me for a bit?

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Uh, yeah.

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Great. Come on, Vince.

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I'll show you the vines
where I handpick my pinots.

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I get toffee, mocha...

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...and a hint
of terra firma.

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Terra firma
is dirt, Drama.

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Yeah, well wine
comes from dirt, E.

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I gotta take a leak.
I'll be back.

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It kind of smells like
lead pencils to me.

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(SNIFFS) What does it smell
like to you, Ari?

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Don't stick a glass
in my face, Turtle.

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What's with the attitude?

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Stop freaking out, Ari.
Vince will be fine.

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They've been out there
for 20 minutes, man.

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What are they talking about?

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I'm sure Vince is just
charming his ass off.

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It's just a matter of time
before he locks the deal.

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As long as Dom don't fuck it up.

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- E: Huh?
- Look.

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ARl: Fuck.
E: Jesus.

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It's nice to see you still have
your childhood friends around you.

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Kid never forgot where he came from,
never went Hollywood.

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Except I think he tweezes
his eyebrowses now.

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(ARI LAUGHS)

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E: Hey, Dom,
let's go get a drink, buddy.

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- I got a drink, E.
- Grab another one, they're free.

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Come on, all right?

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00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,309
It's okay, Ari.
Talking to Dom, I get a real sense

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who Vince is
and where he came from.

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Yeah, I'm sure Phil hung out
with some pretty crazy guys

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back in the neighborhood
where he's from, huh?

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Of course. In fact, I had
a childhood friend in Great Neck

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whose family was...

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Jewish mafia.

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Ah, the best kind.

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How would you like
to hear a story

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that will sum up
exactly who Vince is

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- and exactly where he comes from, Phil?
- I'd love to.

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About 10 years ago, me and Vince
were out at some dive bar in Queens...

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- Oh.
...and he hooks up

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with this hot piece of ass, as usual.
And he blows out.

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Me, I stay, I get
zonked out of my mind,

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I stumble out into
the middle of the street

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and I see my fucking car's
been stolen.

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I don't know what to do,
so I call the fuzz,

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I fill out all the paperwork,
but it's 40 below

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and I'm freezing
my balls off.

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So I ask 'em, "Can I stay
in the back of the squad car?"

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They say, "Yeah,
sure, no problem."

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I'm sitting there, Phil,
for 20 minutes

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when it fucking hits me:

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I didn't drive. My car wasn't stolen,
it was parked at my house.

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Ha ha, that's a funny story.
Let me ask you something, Phil...

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That's not the funny part.

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00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,081
Here's the funny part, Phil:

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Fucking cops run a check
on my registration.

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It comes back I got three bench warrants
out for my arrest.

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Bam, that's it.
They got me.

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No fuss, no muss. I'm already locked
in the back seat of their car.

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Fucking idiot I am,

233
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,554
I turn myself in by accident.

234
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,562
- That's hysterical, Dom.
- And touching...

235
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,190
'cause I call Vince up 3:00
in the fucking morning

236
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,193
and the kid busts open
his piggy bank and bails my ass out.

237
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,696
And the best part?
The hot broad that he had with him

238
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:40,616
had a good-looking sister.
Right, Vince?

239
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,995
Still to this day, Phil,
the best lay I ever had.

240
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,622
That's the kind of guy
Vince is.

241
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,958
He's a brother to me,
and I love him.

242
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,253
- To friendship.
- ARl: There we go.

243
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,380
To friendship.

244
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,465
Now you've said
something there.

245
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,968
DOM: You mad I told that story?

246
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,513
E: No, I'm not mad. It was a good story.
VINCE: Great story.

247
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,556
Yeah, except it was me
that bailed you out

248
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:05,808
and picked up
the two hot sisters.

249
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,226
DOM: What?
E: Drama, you're delusional.

250
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,602
What were you
drinking tonight?

251
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,479
Paging Mr. Escobar...

252
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,648
Mr. Pablo Escobar...

253
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,149
Don't fuck with me, Ari.

254
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,151
You're gonna get
an offer in the morning.

255
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,694
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I am sure.

256
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,655
- Amazing, thank you!
- Thank you, Vinnie, are you kidding me?

257
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,532
Rubenstein said he could tell
that you're a street kid

258
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,867
- and you get this world.
- Yeah, thanks to Dom's story.

259
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,578
- Stop it. Come on, man.
- Dom, you did a good job.

260
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,497
- Tell him, E.
- Nope.

261
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,748
Great job, Dom.
Come here!

262
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,458
(ALL CHEER)

263
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,962
E: Going to Colombia, baby!
TURTLE: Coming through in the clutch!

264
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,673
- (WOMAN MOANING)
- (BED THUMPING)

265
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,436
E, I'm getting used to him,

266
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,770
but could we at least
soundproof his room?

267
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,773
- You got it, Turtle.
- (CELL PHONE RINGS)

268
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,734
- So we got an offer?
- No, we got a problem.

269
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,528
Oh, don't tell me that, Ari.
Not today.

270
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,447
- You said you were sure.
- I was.

271
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,031
Just got off the phone
with Rubenstein's people.

272
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,576
Somebody robbed his house
at the party last night.

273
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,661
- What?
- Stole the original Shrek doll

274
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,914
right out of its apparently-impossible-
to-break-into case.

275
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,708
- Jesus.
- Cops are all over it.

276
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,294
I don't have to tell you, E, if this
comes up smelling bad for us,

277
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,920
you can kiss
Bogota goodbye.

278
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,630
Why would it
come up bad for us?

279
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,507
I'm thinking about
your new housemate, E.

280
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,842
Ari, there were
300 people there.

281
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,720
Well 299 of them
didn't serve time!

282
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,305
That's a big fucking accusation.

283
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,973
I'm not making it.
But when Rubenstein,

284
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,225
who is so distraught
over this he can't get out of bed,

285
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,061
remembers Dom's little
jailhouse stories... he will.

286
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,356
So what did they get?

287
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,566
E: The original Shrek doll.

288
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,486
You can rule out Turtle.
He'd only take a doll he could fuck.

289
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,114
- They got any leads?
- No, but Ari thinks he does.

290
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,742
- Morning, fellas.
- Morning, Dom.

291
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:50,037
Hey, Vin, any way you could
spot me a couple of bucks?

292
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,873
I found this new service.
The broads are hotter but pricier.

293
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,583
No problem.
On my dresser.

294
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,086
Be right back to season
out the blandness of Drama's cooking.

295
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,589
- Heh.
- (E CLEARS THROAT)

296
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,009
- Come on, E. No way.
- I don't want to point the finger

297
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,762
but I'd like to be sure before
everyone else inevitably does.

298
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,931
Okay, fine, we'll talk to him,
but there's no way.

299
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,268
You want us to sweep
the house for that doll? Just in case?

300
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,353
- No.
- Yes.

301
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,271
Just in case.

302
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,400
Let me guess. I'm making
too much noise with the whores.

303
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,694
I can ask them
to bring it down.

304
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,196
You know,
they fake those screams.

305
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,781
They're just
for effects anyway.

306
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,115
The girls are fine, Dom.

307
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,159
So what's up, then?

308
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,619
I mean, you got me
real nervous here.

309
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,622
Somebody robbed Rubenstein's
house last night,

310
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,374
took something
very valuable.

311
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,625
And you think
it was me?

312
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,002
- I hate askin'.
- You are askin'.

313
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,462
Or is E askin'?

314
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,756
Dom, we both hate askin',
but the cops are gonna ask

315
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,716
and we'd feel better
if we spoke to you about it first.

316
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:48,136
Jesus Christ. My past
will always haunt me, huh?

317
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,430
I'm sorry, Dom.

318
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,933
Nah, you shouldn't be.

319
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,144
Truth is, I have stolen. Plenty.

320
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,981
And I hurt lots of people
in my lifetime.

321
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,608
But I didn't do this. (SNORTS)

322
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,193
(SNORTING)

323
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,655
I mean, you guys know me
since I'm eight years old.

324
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,366
Have I ever done anything
to hurt either one of you?

325
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,409
- No.
- No.

326
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,077
And now that you've
been so good to me,

327
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,829
and allow me back
into your home

328
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,164
like no time has passed,

329
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,709
why would I do this now?

330
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,629
You believe me,
right, Vin?

331
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,506
I believe you, Dom.

332
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,592
E?

333
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,511
Yeah, Dom.
I believe you.

334
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,180
(SNORTS)

335
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,058
You're out
of your fucking mind.

336
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,893
I played poker with
this guy for 20 years.

337
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,645
He has a worse tell than
Malkovich in "Rounders."

338
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,272
Did you see him? (SNORTS)

339
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,441
I've played poker with him too.
I don't remember that.

340
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,817
- (SNORTING)
- It's disgusting, stop!

341
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,485
Vince, I'm telling you,
he did it.

342
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,237
I'm telling you
I don't think he did.

343
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,822
(HORN HONKS)

344
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,450
Should we hit a titty bar?

345
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,909
It's 10:00
in the morning, Dom.

346
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,795
I don't see shit.

347
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,130
Yeah, me neither.

348
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,215
Now put that stuff
back the way it was.

349
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,176
(SIGHS)

350
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,887
Was the red shirt
on top or was the white?

351
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,222
You gotta be kidding me.
I told you to remember

352
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,391
exactly what everything was like
before you touched it!

353
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,977
Well I forgot, okay?
So what do you suggest I do now?

354
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,312
- Just throw those out.
- What?

355
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,897
Those two shirts,
throw 'em out.

356
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,774
If he sees that everything
is out of order,

357
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,859
he's gonna think we were
snooping around in here.

358
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,528
But if it's just gone,
the fuck's he gonna say?

359
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,281
- Brilliant.
- Just do it, Turtle, and keep looking.

360
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,033
Where else?
We looked everywhere.

361
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,829
(TIRES SCREECHING)

362
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,915
Yo, they're coming,
they're coming!

363
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,668
Don't be so panicky.

364
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,504
We didn't
do anything wrong.

365
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,630
Did you find anything?

366
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,424
No, but I may have
figured out a way

367
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,551
- to descramble the pay-per-view.
- For real?

368
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,095
- (WHISPERS) Yeah.
- (WHISPERS) Nice.

369
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,513
Fuck are you guys doing?

370
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,723
We were just
checking out the plumbing.

371
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:57,849
You find anything?

372
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,768
- No.
- All clear.

373
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,732
Yo, we gonna be able
to get Spice?

374
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,694
PHIL ON PHONE: It represents
a turning point in my career, in my life!

375
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,529
Phil, I understand
you're upset.

376
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,030
I am upset for you, okay?

377
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,074
But you can't just
go randomly pointing a finger.

378
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:17,202
- I mean, this is America.
- My maid saw him upstairs, Ari.

379
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,662
Maybe he had to
use the bathroom.

380
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,747
Because there was a problem
with the 10 I have downstairs?

381
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,335
Phil, I feel
for your loss, I do.

382
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,545
But we can't go
throwing away

383
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,797
a huge movie that's
gonna be as special

384
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,508
as "Shrek" someday
based on a hunch.

385
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,386
A hunch is what got me to drop out of
law school against my family's wishes.

386
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,722
And I have a hunch now
that I know who did this.

387
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,474
But I don't even care
about catching him.

388
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,101
I just want my doll back!

389
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,562
Come on, we'll make a little
Pablo Escobar doll, Phil,

390
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,147
and we'll put it
in Shrek's place.

391
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,023
(PHONE LINE CLICKS)

392
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,819
Phil? Phil? Phi...

393
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,488
(DIAL TONE HUMS)

394
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,742
- The doll or "Medellin"?
- The doll or "Medellin."

395
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,618
I don't know what you want me to say
'cause we don't have the doll.

396
00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,870
Then you don't
have "Medellin."

397
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,872
What, do think I'm hiding
the fucking thing, Ari?

398
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,041
What I think is that
you guys have got blinders on.

399
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,126
No, I think you just
grew up in a place

400
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,419
where it's okay
to accuse anyone

401
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,004
who doesn't look like
they went to Harvard.

402
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,506
No, I grew up in a place
where if you're accused of something,

403
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,592
chances are you've done
something wrong.

404
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,135
Yeah, well Vince doesn't
think he did it,

405
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,511
so what the fuck do you
want me to tell you, Ari?

406
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,013
Tell me if you
think he did it.

407
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,892
Ah! So you do.

408
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,769
Look, it doesn't matter what I think.
We need proof.

409
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,438
Oh, is that all?
Well, why don't we go get some?

410
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,236
I only brought five shirts with me
and two of them are gone.

411
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,071
Can't help you, Dom.

412
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,450
40% of my wardrobe goes missing
and you guys don't know dick about it?

413
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,534
Nope.

414
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,245
- Vince?
- They don't wear your size, Dom.

415
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,081
VINCE: Hey, what's going on?

416
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,292
What's going on is
we know Dom took the doll.

417
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,294
- Ari...
- Vinnie, I got proof.

418
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,796
Fuck you,
you don't got shit.

419
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,674
Listen, you return the doll
and everything will be forgiven, okay?

420
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,468
There's nothing to forgive
'cause I don't got it.

421
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,803
All right, what kind
of proof do you have?

422
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,638
Security tapes
from Rubenstein's house.

423
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,640
You think the guy's got
a billion dollars in the bank

424
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,558
and doesn't have
cameras everywhere?

425
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,310
The jig is up, baby.

426
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,853
- Dom?
- He's bluffing.

427
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,897
- Am I?
- Yeah.

428
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,899
'Cause I didn't steal it,
so I can't be on that tape.

429
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,657
- I'm gonna press play.
- Press it.

430
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,326
And if I'm on there
I'll suck your cock on Rodeo Drive.

431
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,037
But if I'm not, I'm gonna
crack open your fuckin' head.

432
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,163
Either way, I lose.

433
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,624
Yeah, either way you lose,
so fuckin' press the button.

434
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:29,876
All right, you ready?

435
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,466
(JEWISH FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)

436
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,552
Aw, Jesus, Ari!
What the fuck is wrong with you?

437
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,011
Hey, any shots of us
at the bat mitzvah?

438
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,805
- ARl: All right, I'm bluffing.
- I'll fuckin' kill him!

439
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,181
ARl: Put Shrek back
in his cage!

440
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,517
I did this to
save your ass, okay?

441
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,811
- Ari, get the fuck out.
- Everyone knows this guy did it.

442
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,646
This is the worst thing
you've ever done. Get out.

443
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,148
I'm gonna call you later.
I'm leaving on my own.

444
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,236
- Hey, Vince...
- You know what? Fuck you too, Eric.

445
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,029
- And fuck you guys.
- TURTLE: What did we do?

446
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,615
Dom's our boy
since we were kids.

447
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,577
Have we gone so Hollywood
we forget how to treat family?

448
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,830
You know,
fuck this movie, E.

449
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,540
In fact, fuck Hollywood.

450
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,126
I would rather
be working at the Dairy Barn

451
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,836
than to listen
to people accuse my boy.

452
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,964
You know why? 'Cause I know
Dom would never intentionally

453
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,799
do anything
to fuck me over.

454
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,389
- You know, don't you?
- I do now.

455
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,682
- Know what?
- How?

456
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,143
You scratched your neck when
you told Ari he was bluffing.

457
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,811
- Really?
- See, that was his tell in cards,

458
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,063
not that stupid shit
you keep doing.

459
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,607
I feel like shit about this.

460
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,692
Where the fuck is it, Dom?

461
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,073
DRAMA: I knew we needed
a strip-search.

462
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,117
No, you knew
you wanted a strip-search.

463
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:47,120
You know you could have
cost Vince this movie?

464
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,622
- I didn't mean to.
- VINCE: Why did you do it?

465
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,499
I don't know, Vin. I seen "Shrek"
like 400 times in the joint,

466
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,376
you know, 'cause you
can't watch adult content.

467
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,921
And when I saw it,
I just grabbed it.

468
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,173
I was gonna put it back,
I swear to my mother,

469
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,217
but this one maid, she kept looking
at me the whole night like she knew.

470
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,637
Thought about
taking her out to protect you.

471
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,680
But then I thought it
was just best to deny.

472
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,935
No excuses,
but I am sorry.

473
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,771
Yeah, I'm sorry too, Dom.

474
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,940
I'm gonna go see
if I can catch Ari.

475
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,191
I'd wash that.

476
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,402
That little monster spent the night
inside the most unsavory woman.

477
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,112
Jesus.
Here, put that in the sink.

478
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,615
And I wouldn't call Ari.
I wouldn't even return it.

479
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:24,950
No body, no crime.

480
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,952
Look, he said all we gotta do
is return the doll and we're all good.

481
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,244
It's the oldest trick
in the book, E.

482
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,664
You'll return it,
they'll still slap the cuffs on me

483
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:31,790
and take away
the movie.

484
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,293
- He's right.
- Yeah, you're right.

485
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,171
That's the best career advice
you've ever given, Dom.

486
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,547
I got an idea.

487
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,928
Come on, guys, admit it.
You miss him a little.

488
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,054
A very little.

489
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,305
He's only at the Oakwoods.

490
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:50,100
A Hummer and an apartment.
That's not a bad severance package.

491
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,686
No, not bad at all.
This is it.

492
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,610
Rock, paper, scissors.

493
00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:02,404
No, I'll do it.
I got the better arm.

494
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,531
Please.

495
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,509
- Afternoon, Lloyd.
- Hey.

496
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,928
He's just finishing up
a call, but go on in.

497
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,766
You two, out.
It was a one-time thing.

498
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:37,063
What's the word, Ari?
Got anything new to report?

499
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,523
Yeah, I just got
a call from Rubenstein.

500
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,608
Apparently they found
his doll somehow.

501
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,068
Oh!

502
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:43,778
- So we're all good then, right?
- No, we're not.

503
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,905
Just got off the phone
with Warner Brothers.

504
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,866
They're so excited about
the "Aquaman" opening

505
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,784
that they've green-lit
"Aquaman 2."

506
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,787
- Well that's good, no?
- Naw.

507
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:56,791
Start date is September 8th,
same day as "Medellin."

508
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,176
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)